general-chat

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

Skeletons basically power flesh mechas if you think about it

[astral basin]

Wait. Scum gets two stances?
One for guns, one for melee?

[outer isle]

no upgrades no talents no curios. start on malice diffculty

base line characters where only your skills as a player matters

[astral basin]

No no no
Its noodle power on skele mechas in meat armor

[outer isle]

i see people bragging about how good are but they got all junk propping them up. i would like to see just how good as players they are

[gloomy tartan]

As strong as I may or not b I’ll never be as cool as cadia

[rocky radish]

It does sound fun

[gloomy tartan]

Also I’m pretty mid I’m stuck on havoc 23

[rigid peak]

Fool I built myself into a tank, hard to tank without abilities that specifically let me tank now is it?

[astral basin]

Sure you can, soldier!
Take this kark jacket, and run in that direction. Youll be just like cadia in no time!

[rigid peak]

You mean flak jacket?

[gloomy tartan]

I wont shine as bright no matter how many explosives you strap to me

[outer isle]

its always good to see one own's limitations and live in them but what if you try

[gloomy tartan]

Robots think having a butt is a limitation

[rigid peak]

I mean i'm built to tank, every perk I have is built to make tanking actually doable, otherwise i'm just blocking, which isn't tanking, just blocking. Any class can do that.

[astral laurel]

If I didn't have a butt where would my tail go

Well technically I suppose it's over my butt.

[gloomy tartan]

Robots don’t have asses because they don’t sit it’s a secret big robot doesn’t want you to know

[outer isle]

the emperor is putting lasguns in the hands of his guard not guards attached to those lasguns

[median sinew]

cus of nurgle? or cus they dont want any diseases to spread in the 5 billion deployed troops?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want nugrles foot? Instead of athletes foot get it?

[astral basin]

I am a zealot. My face is my shield
I just like to keep an eviscerators length of distance between my enemy and my shield

That is unless im playing a game of whack fuck w the thammer

[fossil siren]

damn the ripper is funny to use with point blank barrage

[astral laurel]

my favourite ogryn build

"HEAVY GRUTTING FIRE"

[fossil siren]

im just sad i gotta move to heavy stubber next mission 'last gun to level up'

still its a fun gun to end it on. fuck it semiauto 50 cal.

[astral laurel]

just buy it in the store a bunch

[sweet wraith]

"my lil rippa, isn't e beautiful"

[fossil siren]

but id rather level through gameplay instead of opening my wallet

[astral laurel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways, I'm going eepy. Night night.

[astral basin]

End game is every class with max item power playing heresy once a week

Throwing money at cosmetics ofc

[obtuse oak]

heh

I don't know about nicest but outlaw is pretty cool from what i've seen.

[daring surge]

girls girls girls, i love women gorgeous women

[gloomy tartan]

I go to start a mortis trial and sefoni says I’m fascinating and that she hopes she doesn’t break me. damn goldfish I haven’t even started the mission yet calm down woman

I’m using infantry lasgun because I want it to be good.

[dawn kite]

Women good yesyesyes

[dawn kite]

Its an insanely fast special and maniac killer its alright on flak

[hidden trout]

female anarchist is my pick tho

ive been converted
she is absolutely amazing
shes like loose cannon but 10x more loose cannoner

[daring surge]

and beastwomen, they have strong physiques so they are hard workers but they are also good of heart so they are good lovers

[gloomy tartan]

Thx for tip I’m trying to get comfy with it I have it full mastery level

[grave plaza]

Boowomp

[dawn kite]

U wanna use the fast mark and I generally pair it with exec stance to prioritize specials but u dont HAVE to run exec its optional, just helps keep the map clean

[outer isle]

nevermind about what i asked earlier as there is no way to unequip curios, only swapping out curios

[jaunty path]

Pick the shit curios

[outer isle]

not good enough

[astral basin]

Ffs 4 hours of lords of the fallen trying to do umbral ending
Just for an npc to not update correctly and ruin the while run
Wtaf

[jaunty path]

all wounds.

Just make it all wounds.

[astral basin]

Thats called martyr build

[outer isle]

guess i could start a new character and never attach any curios

[jaunty path]

You only need two now.

[lapis night]

GUYS GUYS

[arctic shoal]

So when is that vet rework dropping

[daring surge]

women are important to the ecosystem you know

[lapis night]

FAT SHARK MAYTRY TO SILENCE ME FOR THIS, I KNOW WHO THE NEXT PLAYER CLASS IS AFTER THE GANGERS

[arctic shoal]

[daring surge]

its my ecological endeavor to investigate women further for this reason

[lapis night]

Its the J D Vance ball!

[outer isle]

how would blanks gameplay work?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s so fucking random I love it

[astral basin]

About 3-6 months after scum drop so we can have “in line rebalancing”
A la arby
Probably

[lapis night]

I dont have a cult dedicated to the J D Vance Ball I promise

[daring surge]

i require a woman to volunteer for my fireteam as well

[median spruce]

i assume you can't say, but the male anarchist, whats your opinion on him? he sounds very entertaining going by the dev blog

[gloomy tartan]

You vancing with the cult tonight?

[arctic shoal]

From my reliable sources, expect a lot of punk talk

[gloomy tartan]

Is it breaking containment oh god

[lapis night]

Yus, he shall be the 6th chaos god

[hidden trout]

they should be basically the same, but the female voice lands the "insane but sane" vibe much better

[gloomy tartan]

That unbreaking stare is haunting lol

[astral basin]

Cole you cant just drop in after leaking the scrapped reveal trailer

[gloomy tartan]

It looks like a new scp

[hidden trout]

gw hated it idk what to say
they didnt like the scientist voicelines

[gloomy tartan]

SCP random bullshit list of numbers - the jd Vance ball- said scp is Apollyon threat capable of ending reality as we know it.

[lapis night]

Ima do to the ball what vance did to that couch

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the smile when your bout to pull off a devious lick

[astral basin]

Oh. God. Its lamia 2.0

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the smile when Dutch had a plan

Get in the wagon Arthur where going to Mexico

[lapis night]

Que?

[maiden talon]

Looking over the next announcement and. Not sure 'anarchist' is the right name for that voice pack by descriptor...

[lapis night]

Do you know who Felix Jager is from fantasy?

[arctic shoal]

Nooo my weakness, been reminded that despite how fun they are I have yet to play any greenskin faction in any of the many tabletop settings

[gloomy tartan]

I read this as jet Jaguar at first lmao

[maiden talon]

Is that relevant?

[lapis night]

Man has no idea why people are afraid of him even though he one shot a blood thirst despite being a normal “human”

[maiden talon]

Doesn't really explain the personality naming of 'anarchist' when 'sociopath' would be more accurate

[lapis night]

Felix is a warhammer character who could probably be on the same level as a primarch but doesn’t understand he is an unhinged monster of a man

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t realize he’s built different ?

[maiden talon]

Anarchists are mostly anti-government so XD I think that's all the hive scum is all

[low blade]

Yes.

[lapis night]

Nope he genuinely believes hes still just a dude

[jaunty path]

omg felix the gay cat

[lone crescent]

Why no class channel for hive scum?

[gloomy tartan]

He still puts his pants on one leg at a time

[low blade]

There's a really good scene in one book of a Guardsman falling to nurgle and he specifically recalls how rigid hygiene standards are because general disease. Thinm of it like pre-ww1 armies where men dropping dead to sickness was generallt accepted as something to get over

[maiden talon]

Probably drop when it's actually released

[gloomy tartan]

Trench foot must be horrible in Warhammer

[lapis night]

Felix puts his pants on and it causes a skaven plan to fail spectacularly

[gloomy tartan]

This Felix sounds neat

[lapis night]

Read his series

[ebon bone]

Goodnight fellow tiders

[lapis night]

Gotrek And Felix

[gloomy tartan]

I have so much Warhammer I need to read idk where to start lol

I saved that book name

[lapis night]

Gotrek and Felix is peak warhammer

[hidden trout]

that channel would be a nuclear cesspit until the class is out

[lone crescent]

so ?

is zealot anybetter?

[gloomy tartan]

I will take this recommendation the heart, and I appreciate it dearly as I am a fucking noob to Warhammer lol

The third infantry lasgun mark shoots so damn fast

[upper citrus]

Hive Scum

[upper citrus]

Didn't we have arbites channel before the class came out?

[rain idol]

Type shit

[hidden trout]

does zealot chat have explosively vile arguments about fatshark and how the class isnt admech?

[winged olive]

is this game being weird with binding certain mouse buttons

[rigid peak]

Shit.

[gloomy tartan]

Type shit

[rigid peak]

Shit.

[winged olive]

nvm it works now

[gloomy tartan]

Does the emperor listen to low fi hip hop beats to study too?

[rigid peak]

Nothing but the sound of Magnus screaming.

[gloomy tartan]

Not even fetty wap?

[gloomy tartan]

I thought the song again by fetty wap was about Horus

[wispy wadi]

They put chemical in the stim to make the ogryns gay!

[astral basin]

Heres a tip
Pick an era
If 30k, find the herus heresy flowchart
If 40k
Dont read horus heresy

[gloomy tartan]

Was cadia pretty before it blew up?

[rigid peak]

It was a fortress world so no.

[astral basin]

Heresy

[gloomy tartan]

Was it a good one as far as compared to other fortress worlds ?

[wispy wadi]

Plasteel and Trenches are the definition of beauty

[astral basin]

It was a fortress world, so it was beautiful

[rigid peak]

It was the fortress world.

[wispy wadi]

City layouts so ass you gotta be born and raised on the planet to find your way around or you get stuck in loops.

[gloomy tartan]

OH, so every fortress world has to live up to Cadia lol?

[brazen pelican]

If they did there would be no fortress worlds left.

[rigid peak]

It was the fortress world to end all fortress worlds. The Cadian regiments are what every non-special regiment (special regiments like Kriegers or Vostroyans) modeled themselves after Cadia.

[astral basin]

Cadia was a bastion against several black crusades
It was sieged by chaos and xenos every time you turn around
And them theres armageddon

[gloomy tartan]

Wait it got sieged by aliens and chaos?

I only knew about chaos forces attacking it

[rigid peak]

The main export of Cadia was guard regiments. There were so many being pumped out that even years later after the destruction of Cadia, the Cadian regiments are still the most numerous of their kind.

[wispy wadi]

Highest export: A bunch of people who lost their planet.

[rigid peak]

By six, you are capable of putting a lasgun back together, by 10 you are drilling.

[wispy wadi]

I knew the Imperium likes dust but...

[gloomy tartan]

So Cadians were basically the guard equivalent of highly effective bunny’s? Making people like it was for the emperor lol?

[rigid peak]

It was parked next to the eye of terror and it still took 13 black crusades for it be to oof'd.

[astral basin]

If you see a purple eyed cadian on your battlefront
You are fucked

[wispy wadi]

Catachan would have held chaos back without even having any Guardsman on it

[gloomy tartan]

How do you find the time to make new Cadians when all you do is train all the time and run drills

[rigid peak]

They were basically the standard to achieve if you weren't in a regiment like the Vostroyans or Valhallans.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m loving all this lore I’m learning

[rigid peak]

PDFs, they do serve in the planetary defense forces before being shipped out.

[astral basin]

Free time was reserved for conjugal rights

[jaunty path]

Anyone else hear a very specific sound in a video and go "I know that fucking sound its from x video game"

[wispy wadi]

Now Vashtor, that guy doesn't need some stinky eye of terror to crawl out of. That guy just plops his whole planet right infront of you

[gloomy tartan]

Free time is reserved to adding to the reserves lol

[rigid peak]

Purple eyes are a uniquely Cadian thing due to their proximity to the eye of terror. You'll notice, that if you play SM2, the Cadians who can keep their shit together have purple eyes.

[delicate kite]

Goddamnit what the fuck did you guys do again for slow mode

[jaunty path]

Like I JUST heard a OMORI game sound

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t wanna make new cadians i’m too tired- WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD

[wispy wadi]

Don't be Shizo this has been here since the 60s slowmode left,

[jaunty path]

I love OMORI

[rigid peak]

Cadia born Cadians are a dying breed but there's still a fuckton of them left, at some point they'll all be gone.

[delicate kite]

I’m black

[jaunty path]

Are we ever getting an OMORI crossover in warhammer

[gloomy tartan]

If two cadian born have a kid does the kid not have the purple eyes ?

[south jetty]

he rattles his bones and weeps at our failures (we failed to keep lo-fi hip hop beats to study to alive)

[jaunty path]

There can be only one black person here and it's me.

[delicate kite]

Nuhuh

[rigid peak]

No, because the purple eyes are due to living in proximity to the eye of terror, do you know what the eye of terror is?

[astral basin]

But yeah. Cadians have a cool feature that any of them born and trained on planet got glowing purple eyes due to warp exposure
Nowadays cadian offspring dont have that feature. No eye of terror to give them eyes of terror.
So if you are a heretic legion, and you see purple loyalists. Youre in for a bad time

[jaunty path]

Pulls off your skin

[delicate kite]

I am 200% black ,

We are not the same

[rigid peak]

Me too.

[gloomy tartan]

Damn the purple eyes is a dying breed. And a big constant warp thing near cadia right ?

[rigid peak]

Yeah, the eye of terror is a physical gateway to the warp. You don't want to be loyal and in the warp.

[jaunty path]

Remember, native born cadians are mutants inherently.

[celest smelt]

Ik what I'm about to say is stupid why do prisoners have the right to fight the forces of nurgle

[gloomy tartan]

What?

[jaunty path]

We need to kill all of them

[rigid peak]

Oh yeah do you know how warp travel works? @gloomy tartan

[gloomy tartan]

I thought we just had purple eyes wtf do you mean lol

[wispy wadi]

"forced too or be shot" sure is a cool right to have

[astral basin]

I mean. You can be. Its just not pleasant any way you slice it. The problem lies in being a materium object in an imaginary dimension

[gloomy tartan]

You travel through the warp and there’s like a specific paths we use to avoid chaos fucking us while we travel in the warp realm?

[celest smelt]

I'd rather shoot the prisoners

[wispy wadi]

Then Grendyl would have no warband to cover his ass

[rigid peak]

I'm going to just quote a meme.

[jaunty path]

They are conscripts.

[amber delta]

I thought I played with a ganger yesterday but it was just a knife zealot with a bunch of tattoos

[jaunty path]

I don't think it's a right to fight an eldritch entity.

[gloomy tartan]

Average British mugger

[wispy wadi]

Still gotta order a new mic so I can do the voices while injecting the stims in december

[astral basin]

Tbh. We had bomb collars on us while we were still prisoners
We were conscripts sure. But we got used to life as an inquisition shock troop. Nothing else for us out there.

[gloomy tartan]

Taken the hive gangers fent stim and make Tasmanian devil noises

[celest smelt]

Ngl tho it be cool if we could get a set of power armors lol

[rigid peak]

Let me take you through the average Warp travel procedure.

The Captain calls down to prep the ship for Warp expedition. At that time 12000 slaves who have never seen the outside of the work galley begins shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into massive furnaces along with whatever hard fuel source they have in storage, lika a brutal Mr. Fusion. A field of pure psychic CANNOT BE is generated around the ship and the blinded mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course through the Warp, which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which Unnamed Ones lounge around and fuck with humanity by the luxury of simply existing. The ship then ploughs into the miasma of what you could call Hell if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn’t accidentally get you lost, become possessed by a Daemon or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 years old vessel (which no one actually understands completely how to work) Daemons made of R*** and LEMON JUICE will crawl into our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witness to would shatter your perception of reality and cause your head to explode.

Mission clock says they were only in the Warp for 5 days. It was 17 months for everyone onboard. They also missed their destination by a couple of solar systems and 8/10th of the crew is dead.

The Captain turns to his bridge staff and pops the cork on a vintage stock of Jherrik Ale and salutes another successful Warp Jump.

Welcome to 40k.

@gloomy tartan

[wispy wadi]

Space Marine 2 is adjacent in gameplay and has you play in Power Armor and overall "higher tier" encounters. Try that

[celest smelt]

I have but fighting tyranyds is boring

I wanna fight the actual death guard

[gloomy tartan]

I like how warp travel and being frozen can explain people from the past

[balmy quarry]

Chaos Gate Daemonhunters then. Grey knights Vs death guard!

[gloomy tartan]

You just pop out the Cadians from the freezer like emergency popsicles then freeze em again

[astral basin]

Nikola teslas skull is a highly prized relic among the admech

[rigid peak]

At any time there's probably an untold number of people just stuck in the warp for 5 days for 8 years.

[celest smelt]

Not sure if I can play that cause I'm on xbox

[rigid peak]

Time in the warp is relative.

[balmy quarry]

It's on consoles

[celest smelt]

O ok cool

[rigid peak]

You punch a hole through hell so you can travel through the minecraft nether except 500 times worse.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon be like “ my girlfriends stuck in warp travel she’s totally real”

[balmy quarry]

Its a turn based game though, not a shooter

[gloomy tartan]

Being a psyker sucks huh

[rigid peak]

I do like depictions of warp travel when ships open up gates and it seems like the gates are pulling them in.

[celest smelt]

Warp travel is what caused alot of legions to fall to chaos if I'm not mistaken

[gloomy tartan]

You either become a battery or a really special battery or your in the middle and you are a reject

[rigid peak]

Considering your mind has a 24/7 connection to the warp and you are very delicious to warp entities and, due to being a psyker, are basically a lighthouse? Yes.

[gloomy tartan]

Damn witches

[wispy wadi]

Not mine, my OC psyker is totaly safe and op and well respected and also a hotshot with guns and please don't steal

[rigid peak]

At literally any second, even the most well trained of psykers can just explode and a blood thirster can come in.

[gloomy tartan]

Except sefoni she’s based she’s the one good witch

[rigid peak]

For almost every psyker this is a matter of when, not if.

[last scarab]

Kaboom?

[gloomy tartan]

Pre daemonhosts

[wispy wadi]

I LOVE Idira in Rouge Trader, please summon two plaguebarers right on my ass as I fight a Chaos Spacemarine.

[rigid peak]

I mean yeah. Rogue Trader actually has a scene where if you're a psyker during the ending of chapter 1 your head almost explodes.

[gloomy tartan]

Live by the head exploding die by the head exploding

[wispy wadi]

There is a whole mechanic with you going kaboom if to many people use spicy thoughts

[last scarab]

You didn’t follow the bit

[rigid peak]

Go play Rogue Trader by the way, it is a fantastic game.

[wispy wadi]

It lends you hold hands with Xenos 😐

[rigid peak]

I'm tired boss.

[gloomy tartan]

Give us a emote where we gamble

[wispy wadi]

[last scarab]

If you’re tired now, wait until you see a full team of Smite psykers

[south jetty]

She accidentally summoned two Daemonettes on my psyker and Abelard when we were fighting cultists 😭 and she broke her ribs

[wispy wadi]

My Arby is still missing 1% thoughness from curios

[gloomy tartan]

Rock paper scissors on the Morningstar would become violent fast

[wispy wadi]

They get so many attacks off

[last scarab]

Ogryn only goes rock, throws anyone who picked paper out of the airlock

[rigid peak]

"GIVE IIINNNN TO SENSAAAAATIOOOOONS!"

[south jetty]

rock , paper 📜 , scissors 🔪

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s called lasgun grenade knife

[broken umbra]

We need the bar that was in the og trailers so we can gamble with cards

[wispy wadi]

&

[south jetty]

My psyker killed both. His caveman ass was giving into nothing

[last scarab]

Now I want Ogryn to have a giant lasgun with a backpack for cooling it

[last scarab]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[novel marlin]

Like a lascannon?

[gloomy tartan]

I think scissors is lasgun and paper is knife and rock is grenade, there’s voice lines in gsme between arb and veteran about playing it

[last scarab]

Basically just a giant minigun

[rigid peak]

There is no peace among the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Gods.

[wispy wadi]

And cat femboy filinids or something

[last scarab]

Less damage per round than the twin linked heavy stubber, but a lot more rounds

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn with a giant gun and veteran loading the ammo lol

[last scarab]

A team support weapon would be insanely fun

Maybe similar to what helldivers does with their team loading mechanics

[wispy wadi]

If any "support" ends up like Smite I'll gut you personally

[astral basin]

You play sm2 for the power fantasy of being the rock and the hard place, dueling monsters
You play dt for the fantasy of the power you will never have as you scream “throne protect me” under a mountain of diseased bodies

[wispy wadi]

3 matches played yesterday 2 had smykers. I make sure to look them in the eye as I quit

[last scarab]

No, I was thinking a giant recon lasgun but with a one or two second period of charging up before it could start firing

Never has to reload, but will chew through ammo very quickly

[wispy wadi]

Imagine next class is honest to emperor tempestus scions

[gloomy tartan]

It overheats but veteran can actively cool it or something

[wispy wadi]

(Anything to fuck over the AdMech cope)

[south jetty]

There is peace. The silence of two dead Daemonettes

[last scarab]

It should cool off on its own naturally, but a teammate could help it cool down faster

[wispy wadi]

I just wonder what fked up uses we will see for Stims in higher tier gameplay. How hard can you push that one player by cycling 3 Scums juices trough them

[rigid peak]

Man what have you got against people who want admech?

[wispy wadi]

It's funny

[rigid peak]

Why?

[jaunty path]

Imagine how good the Jenkem is from fem ganger 😋

[wispy wadi]

That is going too deep to think about it beyond "it funny I giggle"

[rigid peak]

Seems dickish.

[astral basin]

Yk whats a crappy life? Being a daemonhost
Your body becomes a cage to hold a warp entity that would be undesirable to leave free in the void. Your mind is shoved into a corner of the psyche to where you might as well dont exist.
And even if you were exorcised, your body was only being held together by the power of the daemon due to the changes tbw so you end up dying even if you remember how to functionally exist

[wispy wadi]

Hey if you are lucky your soul gets evicted BEFORE the demon is caged.

None of the DH in Darktide had that though I guess

[rigid peak]

Radical inquisitors, not even once.

[gloomy tartan]

Ima be real I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a cadian that wasn’t a cutthroat male veteran lmao

[celest yarrow]

It's kinda funny how in SM2 a daemonhost is the final boss of a mission but in Darktide they are on like every other intersection

[rigid peak]

How often do you walk up to people to check their eye color?

[gloomy tartan]

I know y’all say they exist but I ain’t met them lol

Wait wait no once I met a zealot that said Cadia holds priests to higher standards that she doesn’t like hestia lol

Priests should be feared not admired or something

[astral basin]

Theyre usually criminals anyways
…though weve seen what the extent of being a criminal

[rigid peak]

Life is the Emperor's currency. Spend it well.

[astral basin]

Probably bc they were created by the cultists rather than the inq
So. A little more free reign(?)
And a lot more scary

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor has JBL speakers blasting fetty wap built into his throne

We can’t turn the speakers off that’s why barely anyone meets the emperor

[rigid peak]

I've not heard this, and all my characters save my arbitrator are Cadians.

[gloomy tartan]

It was a lady zealot I think talking to a guy zealot I think

[rigid peak]

Mine's a judge.

[gloomy tartan]

She was Saying they didn’t like hestia that priests should be feared not admired

[rigid peak]

Sounds like the agitator.

[gloomy tartan]

Besides them both being zealots a male and female I couldn’t tell you the personality’s I only play veteran

[rigid peak]

Scottish one?

Holier than thou one? The one who says "THERE IIIS NO FORGIVENEEEEESS!"?

[gloomy tartan]

It was several missions ago

[fossil siren]

that man put his soul into the performance and i gotta respect it

[rigid peak]

Doesn't sound like the judge because the judge is among the nicer of the zealots.

[gloomy tartan]

It was the female zell telling a male zell they don’t like hestia cuz she’s too nice and that priests should be feared not admired

[south jetty]

unskilled hater behavior

[jaunty path]

That reminds me

[rigid peak]

Has to be the fanatic.

[jaunty path]

Which kind of christian believes we should fear god? I don't mean to trigger a debate but I'm curious. I feel like its the catholics?

[last scarab]

I want to see three shield ogryns and a smite psyker just slowly moving through the mission

[gloomy tartan]

I learned from the simpsons that Catholics were lax and their heaven was partying and Christian’s was all stricter. And the simpsons never gets it wrong I think.

[astral basin]

Judge preaches redemption.They try to be paragon to leading the way of it, and listens to the others views to help them be free of sin
At least female does

[jaunty path]

[last scarab]

Anyways I should head to bed it’s almost 3

[jaunty path]

I should've been to bed.

[astral basin]

I should bed

[gloomy tartan]

We should all bed. Bed is love. Bed is life. Bed is bed

[rigid peak]

Do you mean Protestants?

All Catholics are Christian, not all Christians are Catholic.

[digital kestrel]

No im working

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie that was it. I just remember the heavens being separated by different clouds that are right next to eachother

[gloomy tartan]

Get that money gang. Work that system. Contribute to society. Yeah. 👍🏼

[rigid peak]

It was probably Catholics and Protestants since the US is mostly protestants.

[digital kestrel]

I have to afford the hivers when they release

[gloomy tartan]

I think Marge and Magee were Christian’s and homer and Bart were Catholics and Lisa was Buddhist and Marge was scared they wouldn’t all be together in the afterlife or something was the plot of the episode.

[astral basin]

By Christian i think they mean the generic scattering of baptists and such in the US
The ones that believe in the day of judgement or whatever it is that has everyone rising to heaven if they lead “Christian value lives”

[digital kestrel]

I cant wait to be a drug riddled barbarian fighting for his next fix

[rigid peak]

Again Catholics are Christian, so is the Orthodox Church,

[gloomy tartan]

I just know the different words cuz that simpsons episode

[rigid peak]

If it does the cross it’s probably Christian

[gloomy tartan]

All I remember is the plot was the simpsons has different religions and Marge was scared they wouldn’t party in heaven together

[rigid peak]

I know what episode you are talking about just correcting

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yiu remmebe it!

[novel marlin]

Your mind is completely obliterated, it’s part of the ritual

Once you’re a host you’re completely dead

Cherubael tries to trick Eisenhorn in Hereticus, he gets nice and close to Cherubael and points out the rune which wipes your mind out

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it was such a weird episode right?

[rigid peak]

I’m pretty sure it’s Catholics and Protestants but I have to check

It has to do with church authority since Catholics follow the pope and Protestants don’t

[gloomy tartan]

Could be sounds right enough.

[twin dirge]

SOL DONT LEAVE ME HERE, I HAVE 15 MORE MINUTES

[rigid peak]

Imma check

[gloomy tartan]

Do you remember the monkey knife fighting episode of the simpsons ?

[twin dirge]

I set off my car alarm by rubbing a wall with my keys in pocket

[gloomy tartan]

Too thick for walls

[rigid peak]

Yeah they become Catholics, instead of staying Protestant

[astral basin]

A large margin of US depictions of Christian that im aware of is baptist that believe they are methodist

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah Homer and Bart became Catholics I remmeber that and Lisa is Buddhist I think

[rigid peak]

I’m by no means a theologian or religious, I just know enough to know the basic distinction

Catholics and Protestants really don’t like each other

[gloomy tartan]

What are your thoughts on the monkey knife fight?

[rigid peak]

I vaguely remember that but forgot the context

[novel marlin]

They didn’t used to

Like they really didn’t used to

Lot more chill these days

[gloomy tartan]

I forget how but Homer and Bart have ownership of krustys monkey and are on a boat on international waters gambling over monkey knife fights with several other people. I think everyone’s rich? Forget

[rigid peak]

Well yeah they’re chill now. It’s mostly a big deal in one region of the UK. If you know, you know.

Though I have seen some heated arguments.

[novel marlin]

Fucken word

[gloomy tartan]

Can I shape my corpse starch into animal crackers ?

[novel marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cohle-smoking-gif-23964801

[rigid peak]

Guess you're British?

Fucking wild man, i'll say that much.

Anyway if you want to know... No I'm not telling, learn it yourself.

[gloomy tartan]

spills tea into a puddle

[gloomy tartan]

gets stabbed

[ocean widget]

i mean its pretty obvious what it is tbf

[rigid peak]

Well, to those who know.

[wispy wadi]

"Why game so weird?" Got my console on wlan

I need more ethernet cables i forget switching

[rigid peak]

Anywaaaaay I yapped a bunch.

[celest yarrow]

I'm pretty sure that the Thirty Years War did more damage to Germany than World War 2

or well the XVII century equivalent of Germany

[rigid peak]

Speaking entirely historically, most likely due to a ton of US funding to rebuild it.

[celest yarrow]

I mean raw numbers. Like half the population of these regions died.

[rigid peak]

Presumably by per capita with population?

In which case that's just the HRE being the HRE.

[celest yarrow]

Early modern wars were something else. Same with Poland, the most destructive conflict in Polish history isn't World War 2, it's the Swedish invasion in the XVII century

[rigid peak]

Yeah that was called the Deluge wasn't it? When Sweden was an Empire.

[celest yarrow]

That's it, yeah

[rigid peak]

You got cossacks, you got poles, you got Swedes, you got Novgorad, you've got Crimeans. You've got Scottish mercenaries. Oh shit, they're the same religion as the poles.

[novel marlin]

Scouse as fuck me laaah

[celest yarrow]

They still haven't given us back all the stuff they stole guh

[delicate vapor]

appears I found out how much I actually get paid

[novel marlin]

Ah, the British museum method, fantastic!

[hard gust]

I'm brown

[celest yarrow]

Exactly lol

[rigid peak]

Suffice to say, I dub the Deluge: A mess.

[celest yarrow]

It was most certainly an inconvenience

[rigid peak]

A tad overwelming.

Somewhat bothersome.

[jaunty path]

guys..what fnaf anymatron did u have a crush on when it came out in 2014 >_<

[gloomy tartan]

Scooby doo

[jaunty path]

pulls off your skin

[gloomy tartan]

I’m too old for fnaf

My skin is soft how dare you

[jaunty path]

How old

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t we realize I was older than you before and you thought it was funny I thought you were mature lol

[gloomy tartan]

29

[rigid peak]

Anyway the biggest winners were the Tsardom and the Khanate, but mostly the Khanate because they just wanted to loot and raid. Mission accomplished, and without losing too many people either because they didn't waste time with sieges.

[gloomy tartan]

Starving ppl in sieges is crazy

[rigid peak]

And time consuming. Oh if you ever get the time, look up Black Agnes, a Scottish noblewoman who upon getting sieged, trolls her besieger for a semester.

[novel marlin]

Why so?

[gloomy tartan]

I have more food than you I wait until you die. I get the concept but it’s such a wild tactic lol just ILL FUCKING WAIT

[carmine steppe]

Yeah it was a valid tactic too

[rigid peak]

It was valid, actually attacking keeps is very costly.

[carmine steppe]

You just corner them, close the possible exits and wait it out

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck glory your castle is annoying to siege and your a asshole I’m waiting until most of your forces starve to death then I’m coming and stabbing You.

All you need to starve the enemy is to close all exits and time and more food than they have

[raven hollow]

does this game support crossplay between playstation and pc

[carmine steppe]

It's a tactic used to this day

[jaunty path]

I think so yeah. Can't transfer saves though

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine starving in a siege and the enemy brings in a fucking fully functional Burgerking to the battlefield and they start gorging infront of you lol

[raven hollow]

asking since I'm looking to get into this game with a friend and I wanna know whether we can play together since his rig is cheeks so he plays off ps5 while i'm on pc

[jaunty path]

oh.

[carmine steppe]

Hell that's why humans evolved to, instead of chasing animals for short bursts we just followed them until they got tired and then hunted them

[rigid peak]

Mfw American logistics are so robust the biggest question is if the men prefer burger king or dairy queen

[gloomy tartan]

The king and queen of American air superiority

[carmine steppe]

There was a story similar to that in WW2

[rigid peak]

Ice cream ship.

[jaunty path]

Yeah uh I'm not sure

try looking it up

[gloomy tartan]

Dairy Queen be busting but driving to the beach for diary queen is a lot of gas lol

[jaunty path]

Run there then to burn off calories

[carmine steppe]

Where a group of soldiers (who shall not be named) found a full chocolate cake in the trunk of an enemy vehicle. Imagine you are fighting a losing war and the enemy is having cake while you starve 😭

[rigid peak]

To highlight how absurd American logistics were during world war 2, while German machinegunners were counting bullets, Americans would hear a weird sound in the bushes and reply with an artillery barrage.

[carmine steppe]

Average commissar move

[jaunty path]

That is really how you get POWs

[rigid peak]

Also highlighting the difference, a lot of the Heer was still using horses, it was common practice to leave your vehicles' engine dead because that wasted fuel, even trucks. Americans left them on as long as they wanted, even tanks.

[novel marlin]

Better than plague catapults that may have caused the Black Death

[desert isle]

wth vermintide 2 is free

[gloomy tartan]

Plague catapults is the ultimate fuck you, either you launch their own dead at them, or you launch your dead at them, either way it’s demoralizing.

[novel marlin]

Is it free on console or just steam?

[desert isle]

idk about console, ill check

[jaunty path]

Grab it now regardless..

[rigid peak]

Also I just want to say, ww2 is weirdly engaging if you look into logistics.

[desert isle]

no its still full price on xbox at least

[rigid peak]

Like Monty going to Africa and having toilets dug. This changes everything.

[analog marsh]

I play Foxhole and logistics is more hellish then the actual fighting is in that game

[rigid peak]

When does Foxhole add pit toilets so cleanliness is an important factor?

[carmine steppe]

I remember watching an episode of detective ridiculous (from the YouTube channel Adeptus Ridiculous) about operation Mincemeat and it was so funny

[analog marsh]

I mean it does have buildable toilets in the bunkers.

[rigid peak]

Praise be.

[jaunty path]

How much longer do you think it'll be until people buy companion andriods

[carmine steppe]

When they are in an actually usable state

[analog marsh]

When they are not pieces of shit or run on AI (Actually Indians).

[carmine steppe]

Sooooo 10-15 years for the first batch of functional maid droids

[jaunty path]

😭

Okay listen people are ALREADY deep into AI friends and girlfriends.

and boyfriends

[carmine steppe]

Sure but that's just generating text

[jaunty path]

Yeah and its very addictive for a lot of people

If its that low of a threshold...

[carmine steppe]

An actual clanker cleaning your clothes and kitchen is gonna require a lot more effort and practice

[analog marsh]

text bots are not even a new thing tbh, it's more the complexity of them that increased.

[jaunty path]

Cleaning your clothes....and kitchen.

[celest yarrow]

Don't forget the ice cream ships

[analog marsh]

Would be pretty useful to have a clanker do all my chores though.

[carmine steppe]

If you buy one of those expensive new bots that supposedly help out in your house, you are gonna come back and see your food in the laundry and your clothes in the oven

[jaunty path]

Yeah when that happens it will be huge.

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, in like 15 years probably

[analog marsh]

yeah

[rigid peak]

That was the pacific, but yes.

[jaunty path]

Yeah but it will most likely be an alexa type thing(horrifyingly invasive)

[ocean widget]

wrong actually
you'll see barely anything done because it takes fucking ages
plus it doesnt seem like its artificial intelligence, looks more like actually indians

[rigid peak]

Also, I just want to uh.. I want to shit on the afrika korps a little.

They wouldn't have gotten anything done without the Italians.

[carmine steppe]

True, they actually have someone outside your house using a VR set to control the damn thing

[analog marsh]

I watched a video about one recently and it's just some guy with VR on controlling it, it doesn't do much without human assistance.

[ocean widget]

[rigid peak]

The Italians built all the everything to ensure that the AK could actually function at all and were doing the most actual fighting, and unlike the AK, they actually tried to keep clean. Which meant way less disease, unlike the AK who kept getting parasites and contaminating water because they were utterly disgusting.

[ocean widget]

im unfortunately not surprised

[celest yarrow]

Usually people state the complete opposite

[jaunty path]

Make a robot that can seperate whites and colors and put them in a washing machine with few errors and poorly mimic affection. The human mind can do the rest for the bots "personality"

[rigid peak]

I've ascended when I learned to love logistics.

[celest yarrow]

Honestly that's probably the highest status a history nerd can ascend to haha

[carmine steppe]

Yeah that's what I mean with 15 years, this whole time is gonna be us being guinea pigs for these kinds of technology, learning how to actually do these chores

[rigid peak]

AK logistics were even worse than the Italians while constantly refusing to actually help the Italians who were busy doing all the actual fighting while the AK was going God knows.

Probably digging a hole to take a dump in and spread disease again.

[jaunty path]

The crazy thing is all these bots gotta do is affirm everything the individual says to make them happy. Holyshit people are deprived of validation these days

[rigid peak]

Italians just had things like sunstroke, you know, heat related illness, AK was regularly getting parasites, gastrointestinal infections, and dysentary.

[carmine steppe]

Yeah people really need to stop using AI as a friend

[rigid peak]

Because hey they couldn't be assed to dig toilets like the Italians and British did. Because SPEED (runs out of water again, time to beg the italians for more)

[celest yarrow]

Well it's them who had experience fighting in such terrain

[rigid peak]

Yeah and the AK constantly ignored the Italians who actually knew better, and were there in WAY greater numbers despite almost every movie never depicting the Italians.

[celest yarrow]

Rommel probably wished he was even nearly as cunning as von Lettow-Vorbeck in WW1

[carmine steppe]

The loneliness epidemic is real, people don't need a personal Yes ma, they need to go out and buy a 40k miniature set to paint and meet people with on tournaments

[rigid peak]

R man himself got to write his own legacy unopposed. He was mediocre and regularly did his own thing.

[celest yarrow]

As was the case with many others. In this case history was written by the losers

[carmine steppe]

"oh your Necrons are so cool" "thanks, your Deathwatch are nice too"

"They are Deathguard"

[rigid peak]

I know the phrase is don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things but R man, you shouldn't ignore the petty things entirely- and you're begging the italians for water. Again.

@celest yarrow Got me ranting lol.

[celest yarrow]

You're welcome hahah. Thank you for the interesting insights

[rigid peak]

I won't stand for Italian slander. 🤌

[sick spoke]

I asked AI, and the voice actor for The Anarchist is Ian Cunningham. AI said she previously voiced the scholarly character of a female psychic

[celest yarrow]

You got plenty to worry about, most people love to dunk on the italians

[rigid peak]

They did the best the could with what they had, they knew what they had to do but couldn't always do it. Also contrast between their officers and soldiers is literally the cheems meme.

[jaunty path]

I asked AI if god was real and it said it wasn't #owned

[celest yarrow]

Yeah, I also heard that a major problem with the Italian army was the leadership, much like with the French

[jaunty path]

Didn't the italians have a squad that used exclusively knives

All of them died I think

[rigid peak]

That's a world war 1 thing if I recall when they were fighting Germans and Austro-Hungarians. Surprisingly viable, actually.

[jaunty path]

Ah.

[rigid peak]

Don't take it as gospel I may be wrong here.

[jaunty path]

I'll read into it later

[rigid peak]

Make no mistake officers and soldiers were brave but their actual leadership was awful.

[celest yarrow]

The french absolutely weren't cowards despite what the internet wants you to think

[rigid peak]

They tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

[acoustic pebble]

Go BLUE TEAM!!

[rigid peak]

Always I need to lie down and stare at the ceiling for 8 hours.

Happy to ramble about Italian toilet digging.

[twin flower]

[vivid sequoia]

Ugh I'm so bored

[lethal trail]

Smashhh

[vivid sequoia]

Pardon me?

[lethal trail]

Hi pardon

[wispy wadi]

Smash

[vivid sequoia]

Wddymm smash

[wispy wadi]

Rock to head smash

[lethal trail]

Zammnnn

[vivid sequoia]

Daaammn

[lethal trail]

DAUUMN

[twin flower]

[vivid sequoia]

Hii

[twin flower]

No u

[lethal trail]

Haii babe

[vivid sequoia]

Babe??

[lethal trail]

I'm trying to rizz

[vivid sequoia]

Pfffttt

[lethal trail]

Sooo?

[vivid sequoia]

Aaand how's that going for yeah?

[twin flower]

Za holy toaster

[vivid sequoia]

It makes holy toast!

[lethal trail]

You write you are bored I'm trying to help ye

[twin flower]

Does it come with holy butter

[vivid sequoia]

Well it is entertaining I'll give yeah that pffft

[vivid sequoia]

It would be heresy if it didn't

[lethal trail]

Let's date

[vivid sequoia]

Idk why but your username seems really familiar to me and I don't know why

[lethal trail]

More reasons to date

[vivid sequoia]

I'm actually tryna figure out why tf your username looks so familiar and idk why

Also I like the pfp

[lethal trail]

Awww man

Oh you like it

[vivid sequoia]

I said like the pfp I hate auto correct

Yeah autocorrect is fun

[surreal ermine]

the randos in this game sometimes man
just had a guy run off to the side when we were fucking off from a losing battle to grab an ammo crate, drop it in front of 2 snipers, and immediately die to said snipers

[vivid sequoia]

I-
Why tho...

[twin flower]

A glorious death

[vivid sequoia]

Uh yeah sure we'll go with that

[surreal ermine]

a glorius i got trappered afterwards as the last man alive

[twin flower]

Was he a vet

[surreal ermine]

zealot

[crystal pike]

If you have a level 30 character from pre story revamp and you just got back on them and accidentally misclicked and have to do the story, can that be undone? Or do I have to play through the entire thing again?

[twin flower]

Heh

[surreal ermine]

i think if you personality scourge you might be able to skip it

[twin flower]

Huh, I just did the missions, didnt know that

[crystal pike]

I'll let you know if it works 🙂

[vivid sequoia]

[crystal pike]

Yep! That works! It gives you a choice to continue playing the campaign or skip it!

[surreal ermine]

yeah i think it only works on characters that were eligible for the campaign skip though

[crystal pike]

Yeah I normally play Ogryn 99% of the time but decided to go back to my Zealot and bonk things with hammers

[vivid sequoia]

Ohh?

[surreal ermine]

ogryn enjoyer

[twin flower]

The bonkening

[vivid sequoia]

Zealot bonk

[obtuse oak]

wait I need a reality check

where do you guys think Grendyl is? what does the ingame information imply about his location?

[somber stream]

He's onboard the mourning star

[surreal ermine]

bros in rannicks bed

[twin flower]

He was morrow all along

[somber stream]

You really need to listen to those Mortis tapes

[twin flower]

I barely did the Mortis trials if am being honest

[somber stream]

You don't have to, can look for those on Youtube

[candid stratus]

Grendyl in the club downing shots of Sefoni tank water

[scenic salmon]

I'm not convinced Grendyl is a real entity. I think he is a fake identity Rannick uses to shift blame. Like a true conspiracy theorist I will ignore all evidence otherwise.

[celest yarrow]

Have a good rest haha

[twin flower]

Maybe Grendyl wwas the Rejects we met along the way

[candid stratus]

I wonder if this works for new characters/players too, I got a friend into Darktide but its a pain having to slog through the story missions with them when I could be carrying them

[surreal ermine]

its only for skip eligible characters i think

[vapid matrix]

If I go 2-3 years Dagestan I think I can solo havoc 40

[twin flower]

I was wondering what your pfp was, and its a chicken in a onesie

[vapid matrix]

That’s me

[twin flower]

Goated

[vivid sequoia]

I beat my first ever mortis trials once awhile ago

[somber stream]

Very nice

[novel marlin]

He’s clearly Swagger and loving life

[surreal ermine]

grendyl is ||the vet that just took that ammo from you||

[hidden hazel]

Brahms' lost memories heavily imply he's on the ship itself.
they never actually state her memories are actually taking place on the ship, but it's a fair assumption to make in the context

[somber stream]

He's seeking immortality and is sucking the mourning star dry of its power supply. Explains the outtage notice by Brahms every now and then

[wispy wadi]

Grendyls taking up so much energy the toilets don't flush properly

[hidden hazel]

oh, yeah actually that's a thing. so he's definitely on the ship

forgot about that one...

[wispy wadi]

Something Something his soul in an aeldari pebble Something Something tech heresy

[vivid sequoia]

I am very proud of myself

[low blade]

Mortis trials are insanely fun

[somber stream]

Emperor's finest, now go do H40

[low blade]

I got my True Survivor and watch people complain about Havoc like a WW1 vet seeing the lads return from Dunkirk

[somber stream]

Is that a feet on your pfp

[low blade]

Must I bear this cross forever?

[obtuse oak]

ok fine i'll listen to the mortis memories LOL

[low blade]

Frip frop has a fine video of Grendyl

[vivid sequoia]

As long as you have that questionable pfp decor yes pffft

[ocean widget]

hiding in a bin like a shitty solid snake

[somber stream]

Feets are nice

[ocean widget]

there are no bins on the morningstar cus grendyl stole them all

fallout 4s getting another update -_-

[somber stream]

lol
rip mods

[low blade]

Oh and if the Eldar shadowing us arent here to Cold Trade, they're here for Grendyl

Since homeboy is probably a radical tbh

[surreal ermine]

shitout 4

[hidden hazel]

for better or worse

[wispy wadi]

They want their marbles back

[mental jasper]

i missed the class reveal trailer

[low blade]

Not. Better.

[mental jasper]

now why the hell the chat cooldown is 15s

[low blade]

Got too silly

[mental jasper]

goddamn, this is literally 1984

[white vale]

Used to be one minute you know

[tawny gorge]

it's nazi germany we don't even have perms

[wispy wadi]

Slowmode gets 1 day extension for every question "why slowmode"

[stuck wasp]

The prologue mission could have implied that Grendyl was in the Hive (unspecified)
But Brahm's memory point more so toward them being in the Mourningstar for a long time

[mental jasper]

i thought the loss of pic perm was bad enough

[low blade]

I want my gifs and I will engage in a protest until otherwise

[vivid sequoia]

Hmmm

[wispy wadi]

Are you ready to fight for your perms?

[tawny gorge]

no because not having perms directly inhibits our ability to fight for them

[white vale]

Grendyl is actually Jaq Draco

[tawny gorge]

GENESTEALER AZZZ

[low blade]

For the record, the setup for the Admech class will likely be Grendyls storyline. If Moebian Steel went down the criminal path, the plotline of Grendyl stuck in the ship has a lot of tech implications

[wispy wadi]

I would double check all the whispers from Sefoni but I will absolutely NOT spend my time playing Mortis. YouTube compilations are enough.

[somber stream]

Mods did a 1 month trial run for unlimited embed perm in gen chat a few months back

The unholy amount of femboy kissing gif spam was enough for them to remove embed right permanently here

[tawny gorge]

oh, well suddenly i kind of understand why they've been removed

[ocean widget]

and then the people who caused it died
and we still dont get perms back

[wispy wadi]

Mortis trials is such a waste of a mode, if they at least teleported you between different maps each round so you do not litteraly camp the same door for 20 minutes...

[somber stream]

There's an influx of newcomers who share similar traits, don't be so sure lmao

[ocean widget]

lamia is defo 6 foot under by now

[tawny gorge]

tbf you people talk about femboys once ever half an hour it would have happened again

[ocean widget]

fuck you
aquila confirmed i did nothing wrong so get fucked

[wispy wadi]

I would abuse perms to post gifs

[tawny gorge]

when the bo o has no wa er in it

[white vale]

I'm still saying it should've been Chaos Wastes 2

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[ocean widget]

im going to cut tealight sized holes in parts of your body

[astral jungle]

The tricky part is. There’s no chaos wastes on Tertium.

[wispy wadi]

[tawny gorge]

i'd enjoy that low key

[ocean widget]

hive exploring
problem solved

[wispy wadi]

Not YET, we are going to the outside trenches soon

[white vale]

Yea but we have Sefoni, she could've done what she's doing now but across different maps per run

[astral jungle]

I think it’s also an asset thing.

[wispy wadi]

You are supposed to put the wax on, not the candles in.

[astral jungle]

All they got is hive stuff.

[ocean widget]

we actually got a surprising lack of actually bad shit when we had embed perms ngl

[tawny gorge]

don't actually talk about it

imply never reveal

[stuck wasp]

Sadly not the right Order

[white vale]

They could've at least remixed existing map bits for it, and the custom maps could've been warpier places that can only exist in the mind of a deranged psyker

[stuck wasp]

Chaos Waste would work better by having it be the 2nd Hive that is under a gigantic Chaos ritual or Warp Storm.

[white vale]

It would've been better than sitting in one place for 12 waves

[stuck wasp]

Mortis trial isn't meant to be be Chaos Waste, but rather Fortune of War

[white vale]

Yea but Chaos Wastes was fun and I want more of it

[wispy wadi]

2nd Hive City is all Genestealers, ignore that our psyker can actually hear the thoughts and is not blocked out from there, it is totaly full of bugs.

[stuck wasp]

Yes, but is also way more massive

[stuck wasp]

Chaos Waste is something that I hope they'll do, and I'm pretty sure will happen at some point.
But like VT2's CW, it will take a lot of maps, and would need a different system for the weapons

[marsh iris]

cant wait for Nurgle's Wastes

[wispy wadi]

They should make a map where all hacking mini-games randomly pop up

[jade stump]

500 servo minigames

[mental garnet]

The fuck is fatshark playing at giving out Vermintide 2 for free? XD

[stuck wasp]

They should have traps on the maps that can be activated by using the hacking minigame

[mental garnet]

They wanna soothe the peeps who were disappointed with the class reveal? Kekw

[stuck wasp]

7 year old game and has some dlc that they want to have people buy

[clear obsidian]

just a quick question, i see that after someone leaves the game and bots are replacing them, nobody can reconnect, is this a bug?

[stuck wasp]

not the 1st time they do it too

[mental garnet]

Still it's a huge offer. It's still a HQ game.
I played Vt1 a lot. Imma give it a try.

[stuck wasp]

HQ game ?

[clever horizon]

im darktide only, whats chaos wastes 😔

[stuck wasp]

Chaos Waste was a special mode in VT2 where you chained multiple missions for around 45 to 60 minutes.
Where there were special modifiers and boons (like Mortis Trials)
And that had mechanics that changed what weapon you had

[hard crane]

rouge lite mode basically

[stuck wasp]

Ye Rogue Lite

[twin flower]

Didnt they make VT2 up for grabs a few years ago as well

[hard crane]

yea

[jade stump]

i blame the skaven

[twin flower]

I nabbed it then but I still didnt play it lmao

[crystal pike]

The new Ganger add on. Is that a paid expansion?

[surreal ermine]

yeah

[crystal pike]

ok. I was wondering why it wasn't pre-payable on steam.

so wasn't sure

[misty thicket]

hive ganger is a much better name than hive scum

[wispy wadi]

But they aren't gangers

[edgy owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240415632919363729/1441610032369242132/image0.gif

[stuck wasp]

Scum is the name used in Dark Heresy 🤷

[wispy wadi]

They are individual Scum not belonging to one certain gang.

[sonic ingot]

I feel like scum has a similar vibe as reject.

[wispy wadi]

Either way we are all Lexbreakers

[sonic ingot]

[little marten]

Glendyl

[daring surge]

i see no imperium women, where the imperiwomen at

they may or may not murder me for fun if they get the chance, some say im heretical even

[ocean widget]

found the elf fucker

[pearl viper]

what is wrong with fucking elves, exactly..? just wondering. asking for a friend. the friend goes to another school.

[ocean widget]

holy hell mancar cameron

[wispy wadi]

[thorny plinth]

I have awoken, howdy yall

[ocean widget]

hey you're not dead

[wispy wadi]

aWOKEn?

[daring surge]

gulp 😳
FALSE I SAY

[ocean widget]

elf bad
they take skin
you need skin
therefore elf bad
missus shut up

[wispy wadi]

I'd let a Drukhari fold me into a chair anytime

[jaunty path]

You'll get elf disease where knives grow out where the sun doesn't shine

[ocean widget]

they call it
elf harm

[jaunty path]

Dude. That's so fucked. I hate you dense. I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU *TEARS YOU IN HALF*

[ocean widget]

[surreal ermine]

elf 🤢
real ones be crackin ogryns

[wispy wadi]

[fiery wave]

Peeks in, sees weird stuff, goes back to RPing.

[wispy wadi]

Get your hands of the big man! Leave the Slab alone

[ocean widget]

you saw weird stuff and left to do weird stuff
hmm

[jaunty path]

How many bones you think is inbetween an ogyrns crack like really lets think about it. Knowing how clumsy and completely unsanitary they are....and with the bully ogyrn strongly implying one of his eye's not being his....

[little marten]

🍑

[jaunty path]

Theres atleast a few bones and maybe a skull

[ocean widget]

i hate when i have to figure out if what you've said is a total fucking misplay or what you actually mean

[ocean widget]

oh nevermind just ask big boi

[fiery wave]

Roleplaying isn't weird.

[jaunty path]

I'm deeply insightful I know

[inland mantle]

@low hemlock this true

[crystal pike]

what do you ahve to do to unlock higher mortis trials?
I can only do Malice

[surreal ermine]

all those bones brawler eats have gotta go somewhere

[ocean widget]

unlock higher basegame difficulties

[ocean widget]

presumably they're broken down within the stomach
not released whole

[crystal pike]

And how is that done?

[daring surge]

do you want something to massage your brain so that i can make it smooth and pleasant?

[ocean widget]

play the base game

[fiery wave]

Win more on the highest difficulty.

[crystal pike]

Nm. I see the difficulty bar in regular missions

[ocean widget]

i have that
its called amaretto

[jaunty path]

Havoc mortis trials when

[wispy wadi]

Havoc cringe, what do you mean I need a baseline of social interaction with people who can't be asked to write "hi"

[jaunty path]

Dense can you just start buying me things when I ask you to thanks

[fiery wave]

Mortis wins might count to it based on some ppl, but I'm not sure.

[ocean widget]

no

[jaunty path]

Why????

[ocean widget]

busy thanking the gods above and/or below that im not your sugar parent

[jaunty path]

Why

Its a blessing to be able to give me money

[inland mantle]

Lies

[jaunty path]

What if I was gods test? Seeing if you're generous enough to give me a lot of money

[inland mantle]

Damn god fucked up then

[ocean widget]

sure maybe in your opinion
but i know how your transactions work and by unholy fuck do i not want to recieve what i know'll be sent

[wispy wadi]

Then god is cruel

[ocean widget]

i intend on beating the shit out of god when i die for giving me brain damage
fuck his tests

[jaunty path]

The fuck 😭 what transactions

[ocean widget]

sugar parents and babies give money for goods and services
therefore transactions

[jaunty path]

What do you know

Give me your wallet

[ocean widget]

unsurprisingly too much and too little of what i want to know

[daring surge]

noooooooooooooooooooooo. thats bad for you

[jaunty path]

This conversation is really only making me more hungry

[inland mantle]

Then eat something ez

[daring surge]

aquit the drink

[jaunty path]

Dense. Can I get a chicken gyro with white sauce honey bbq sauce with no tomato thanks...I'm so bored

[ocean widget]

no
also motherfucker i dont even know where you live

[jaunty path]

Why do I need to get out of bed

[daring surge]

i'm dense ma'am?

who dense

[ocean widget]

you're dense skullwise, not dense namewise

[jaunty path]

I can send you my address

[daring surge]

tyty

wait what does that mean

[ocean widget]

i dont want ya damn address missus

[inland mantle]

Time to send a pipe bomb in the mail

[ocean widget]

cant
coppers might think im irish

[jaunty path]

Why not

You could visit God and receive blessings

[ocean widget]

i could visit god by getting drunk and throwing myself in the road

[daring surge]

lol. you guys are so funny

[jaunty path]

Real life is a lot like warhammer 40k

[ocean widget]

endless repeating torment for the benefit of those in a higher position of power?

[thorny plinth]

Vary true

[fiery wave]

Sounds painful or I would agree.

[ocean widget]

thats what being drunk is for

[jaunty path]

The moral greys of needing to climb out of bed. Walking 5 minutes to the store to get something to eat.

[ocean widget]

plus if the cars fast enough you wont feel the pain

[fiery wave]

Depends.

[ocean widget]

fair

[ocean widget]

make a couple eggs or smth
cant be that hard to fry a damn egg

[elder merlin]

I think about that alot honestly, but i dont wanna put that on someone else

[ocean widget]

dont worry
with self driving cars in the future you wont need to

[fiery wave]

You can't if you only have an oven, an electric pot and a microwave.

[ocean widget]

who the fuck buys an oven without a stovetop

[jaunty path]

Yeah see like. It's morally grey because I(God Empress of mankind) needs to get out(spending vital energy) of my bed(the golden throne) and get something to eat(its good cuz I get food but its bad cuz it costs money)

[fiery wave]

When you don't have gas.

[jaunty path]

Mm sure but that also requires I get out of bed

[ocean widget]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_stove

[inland mantle]

Just transcend humanity and stop being hungry ez

[jaunty path]

Dense can you come and make me breakfast? I like my eggs Sunnyside up btw

[elder merlin]

Lol

[ocean widget]

no

[jaunty path]

You're a really mean person

[ocean widget]

thank you, i dont try

[jaunty path]

You'll go to hell for eternity

[fiery wave]

Did not exist for general public before I was born, pretty sure.

[ocean widget]

were you born before 1859

[lapis night]

I love my heavy chainsword

[inland mantle]

As if everyone here isnt already...

[ocean widget]

shame

[jaunty path]

I'm tired

Can someone come and solve all my problems for me

[fiery wave]

Also depends on country. By general public, I mean cost wise.

[lapis night]

Im going to hell for what I did on th 9th of May 2012

[inland mantle]

Good

[fiery wave]

Something priced like a 3DO back then is crazy.

[ocean widget]

they're like 100 quid nowadays

[jaunty path]

100 squids

[ocean widget]

so pretty alright long as neither you or it shit bricks

[jaunty path]

Everyone in this server should give me 1 dollar

[inland mantle]

Only if you give me 100 first

[lapis night]

No fuck off

[jaunty path]

Starts crying

[urban beacon]

Anyone here use Skitarius?

[jaunty path]

Skibidi? Yeah I use it everyday

[urban beacon]

[jaunty path]

Mmm

Do I stay in bed. Or get put of bed.

I hardly slept

[inland mantle]

Just go eat it cant be that hard lil bro

[jaunty path]

Well that requires chewing

[jaunty path]

Atleast this morning isn't as god fucking awful as yesterday

[ocean widget]

someone die?

[jaunty path]

I died inside yeah

[ocean widget]

ah you're fine

[daring surge]

usually drugs are a good solution to this question

[jaunty path]

I really wasn't fine....

[daring surge]

smoke more weed

[daring surge]

again, drugs

[jaunty path]

I felt like. Really....worn out after the morning...it was awful

[daring surge]

i can, with drugs

[inland mantle]

Think my man likes drugs idk tho

[jaunty path]

Adderall does help yeah. Not taking it yet though

[daring surge]

what have you been doing lately that might be a clue

[daring surge]

good good, try and use it only when you really have to be careful with drugs ❤️

[ocean widget]

how long u been takin it

[jaunty path]

Nothing besides adderall and grounding exercises to keep me from going to the moons with my anxiety.

Also idk a lot of months now and it's been helpful. Mostly in that it helps me stay more mentally present

Pardon the trauma dump

Cyn holding tea. I could really use some tea as well.

Motherfucker there's no milk here. I need to nuke the planet

[inland mantle]

Real

[ocean widget]

might be withdrawal or smth if you suddenly stopped taking it or smth idfk

[jaunty path]

Listen. Like. Okay. So. If I'm mildy inconvenienced. I should be allowed to curb the population by a few chunks

[jaunty path]

Don't think I experience withdrawal symptoms but I can definitely feel when I don't take it

More distracted mostly...

[daring surge]

if i exposed you to my psychopathic ogryn pet you wouldn't be anxious anymore you just need exposure theraphy

[jaunty path]

I'd probably gorge his eyes out and eat them.

[daring surge]

no please, more. finally something that means something

[daring surge]

well who's the crazy one then!

[jaunty path]

Nah. I'll be better in the following hour

Either that or I'll say another out of pocket thing

Or both yeah

[daring surge]

reasonable, reasonable

[daring surge]

heh, no milk

[jaunty path]

Do you think if I put a bunch of white people in a hydraulic press. I can obtain the secret government milk

I mean what other reason could it be that they're white

[abstract kestrel]

if i put a bunch of black ppl do you get chocolate secret milk

or licorice

[jaunty path]

i have an idea

Hm...

I need to go back to laying down.

[abstract kestrel]

resting is nice and good for you

[daring surge]

true true

[daring surge]

true

see, this is why missus is smort and the rest of you are dumb

[daring surge]

GOOD IDEA.
i need a woman this wise. a felinid woman

[twin flower]

[daring surge]

have to be felinid for sure for sure

something warm in winter and it's bellow freezing right now so having a felinid gf is good in these times

[carmine steppe]

The felinids are mutants right?

[glass bough]

there abhumans like the ogryn i think

[novel marlin]

Abhumans confined to a single world

[carmine steppe]

So abhumans and mutants are different?

[daring surge]

they are gene seeded mutants

[novel marlin]

Pretty much

Abhumans are a stable strain of mutation, Abhumans make more of the same Abhumans

Whereas mutants make different kinds of mutants

And it’s less Xmen mutant, more hills have eyes mutants

[daring surge]

an abhuman is always mutants i thought

[carmine steppe]

Oh okay so abhumans are a type of mutant

[daring surge]

yeah idk maybe red is right

[glass bough]

na not really cause you don't want to call space marine mutants

[novel marlin]

As with anything in 40k, ish

Abhumans are considered stable enough to be a separate thing to mutants by the Imperium

[novel marlin]

Some inquisitors do

The Ordo Astartes is there precisely because they don’t trust marines and think that the Imperium belongs to humanity, not trans-humanity

But Astartes are also created rather than born, so (terrible example but) they’d be closer to the likes of servitors than mutants or abhumans

Just, cognisant, respected and psychotically powerful

[carmine steppe]

Ohh so they are an imperium sanctioned mutant, like psykers

[carmine steppe]

That's what the sisters of battle do

Or at least that's what they believe

[novel marlin]

Space marines?

No, they’re transhumans, a separate thing altogether

Though most marine chapters have mutations (Raven Guard, Fists, Salamanders, Space Wolves, Blood Angels etc)

[glass bough]

na psyckers are naturally happening in humans they are human it's just the warp tend to twist them

[timber elk]

Greetings everyone

[carmine steppe]

I was talking about ogryns in that comment

[novel marlin]

Oooh, my B

Pretty much yeah

[formal mortar]

I think abhumans are stable mutated variants

[languid hazel]

Greetin’s :3

[formal mortar]

Mutants are unstable and can mutate still in other ways

[novel marlin]

So a hardline Puritan inquisitor might dislike them intensely, and consider Grendyl a heretic for using them

Because 40K be like that sometimes

[timber elk]

Thank ya stinky^^

Puritan inquisition are heretics themselves

[silver mango]

Greetings Sloptiders

[novel marlin]

According to other Puritan inquisitors, yes

Because they use navigators like fucking heretics!

Abhor the witch! The mutant! The heretic!

[timber elk]

bonk

[novel marlin]

If that gets the job done then bonk away!

[timber elk]

And this is why we can’t have nice things because we don’t have guidelines on how inquisitors behave and act otherwise we keep getting losers like radicals and puritans

[elder merlin]

Gene seeded?

[novel marlin]

I mean, 100% of Inquisitors fall into those two categories

The arguments are where in those two categories do people fall

[carmine steppe]

What difficulty was that?

[timber elk]

There’s literally 5 inquisitors I can’t name right now who just wanna do their job bro

[carmine steppe]

Ohhh yeah I would look for a party preferably

[novel marlin]

There’s not

Because where people sit on that scale is not up to them

It’s up to the other inquisitors

[lusty falcon]

Looked at the forum and liked the idea of a Scribe-class. Thinking of things it could potentially use and came to think about servo skulls and cherubs.

Are cherubs rare?
Would it be possible to have one of those creepy babies flying in with you on a mission?

[abstract kestrel]

abhumans are sanctioned mutants with stable genetic mutations and are treated as second-class citizens by the rest of the imperium
mutants have unstable genetic mutations, with no defined standard form

[carmine steppe]

If you think you can do a better job as an inquisitor then go do it on Dark Heresy 🗣️

[abstract kestrel]

ogryns and psykers are both abhumans

[timber elk]

Orgyns and navigators would like a word

[novel marlin]

As rare as the author wants them to be

Some are made from real children though, so might not make it into the game

[abstract kestrel]

yeah, they have stable genetic mutations

and navigators are nobility, not second class citizens

[carmine steppe]

Ohhh okay that makes more sense

[timber elk]

I have. I’ve played the game inquisitor. I’m not going around burning and killing every mutant or something.

[novel marlin]

Oh…oh wow it’s like that is it?

[timber elk]

No the second class part

[lusty falcon]

haha starts sacrificing real children to write new Darktide lore lol

[abstract kestrel]

abhumans are still often killed on sight, but so are baseline human imperial citizens so it doesn't really matter

[timber elk]

I’m pretty sure there are tons of orgyns who are treated more fairly than pyskers

[daring surge]

impure genes

[lusty falcon]

understood what you meant tho', just read it that way for some reason

[daring surge]

unclean heretics

[carmine steppe]

Ohh the beta is out already? Nice I'm gonna wait for the full release to be a judge jury and executioner with no higher power above me (except the lords of terra and other inquisitors)

[timber elk]

Ummm….im talking about the first game

[novel marlin]

Then other Inquisitors would consider you to be a heretic or a radical

Whilst others would consider you to be perfectly fine, you yourself may consider yourself to be one of the other or neither

And a different groups would consider all of you heretics because you have hair, or not

[abstract kestrel]

gene seed is a very specific thing in 40k

[daring surge]

ah okok sorry to confuse i am confused

[oblique mauve]

Why do I keep getting 200ms lobby bruh

[daring surge]

i will now take my leave

[carmine steppe]

I'm talking about Dark Heresy, the new Owlcat game where you play as an Inquisitor

[novel marlin]

Ogryns are cool though

Their loyalty to whoever gives them fun hats with eagles on makes it easy to trust them

[timber elk]

What because I simply said “yeah I don’t see this guard regiment as heretics just brutally effective at their jobs who just encountered heretics” I’m now deemed a heretic? Fuck

[carmine steppe]

Isn't that kinda how it works on the imperium

[novel marlin]

Yeah, that’s 40k in a nutshell

[abstract kestrel]

cherubs are less common than normal servitors, usually serving some auxiliary religious, ceremonial purpose, or otherwise fulfilling the role of a servo-skull

cherubs are basically servo-skulls for the imperial cult

[timber elk]

I love how outsiders of warhammer see cherubs as weird and creepy and when I see them I’m like “oh cool”

[carmine steppe]

I just read there is a sanctioned mutant pass they have to carry to not be killed on the spot 😭

[patent cloud]

Pretty much yeah, the inquisition is incompetent at best and is probably the most likely to fall to corruption rather than random guy #325633 in the guard

[abstract kestrel]

i would not doubt it at all, which book?

[novel marlin]

The source is different though

Like cherubs are either actual children or var grown

Servo skulls are either the skulls or loyal servants who’re rewarded by serving the imperium past their death

Or the skulls of heretics who’re making back their debt to the imperium

[patent cloud]

( inquisition is still cool as hell at times tho)

[novel marlin]

Oh they’re not incompetent, they’re brutally and ruthlessly competent

That’s the problem with them

[timber elk]

Name one cool time

[carmine steppe]

That happens with most things really, fandoms, communities, shows, it's not unique per say

[carmine steppe]

Ciaphas Cain, every single time he does something

Wait that's a commissar lmao, my mistake

[lusty falcon]

hmm, so do you think it could be something for a Scribe? Reading up a little it seems there are some scribes that are pretty much admech, and others that are more "just human". Would that matter? Do Mechanicus use cherubs?

[timber elk]

That’s a commissar not a inquisitor

[novel marlin]

Eisenhorn making a warpstorm inside a dude and mind puppeting him into meeting his nemesis’ daughter then taking her and a tower block out in sheer spite

[abstract kestrel]

yup

[novel marlin]

Or

‘Cherubael?’

‘Yesssss?’

‘kill it’

[patent cloud]

Rannick can be kinda cool, also the inquisitor from rogue traders pretty aight

[carmine steppe]

Alright Amberley Vail is very cool, cold and funny on the books

[novel marlin]

Ravenor’s psychic kaiju fight through a city was gangster too

[lusty falcon]

I'll take it as Scribe with cherub is A-OK by vote of the chat-counsil of Terra and go ahead with imagining what they could possibly do then.

[carmine steppe]

As much shit that's given to the Inquisition the imperium wouldn't be standing without them

[ocean widget]

give the cherub a 50 cal revolver

[novel marlin]

Could go with cherub, or servo skill as different skill trees?

[lusty falcon]

AB-0-RT-3-D, fly over there an kick that heretic off the ledge!

[timber elk]

Hmmmm nah I think we need to go back to 30k and have a bunch of space marines roaming around

[ocean widget]

holy shit rogue trader in 3D

[carmine steppe]

They have to be extra paranoid with anything cause one single treat unnoticed can cascade into the world end

[abstract kestrel]

30k lore>40k lore

[carmine steppe]

Isn't that how the Horus heresy started? Well how it got so badly

[vivid sequoia]

Ugh I hate human emotions can I just make myself a skitari now

[dapper trench]

AYER