general-chat

[junior scarab]

I’ll be so real, those people make anything sound like a threat

[wooden creek]

I'm taking the bait. It's literally a Dark Heresy career, from the core rulebook no less.

[lusty estuary]

that's just what they fucking do man jehovas witness are like the manifestation of evil

[tawny gorge]

they love trying to intimidate people into signing into their programs, scientology lite

[junior scarab]

I was so wildly uncomfortable in the one encounter I’ve had with them

[wispy wadi]

I did not even know we have them in germany until then

[iron vale]

See, okay, I didn't know that. I still don't like the class, but at least it makes sense.

[lusty estuary]

maybe just look things up on google before saying shit dawg idk

[junior scarab]

Bro they’re absolutely everywhere, I’ve heard stories from japanese people about em

[wispy wadi]

In this chat we stan the needle sharing class with a RPG

[iron vale]

maybe the trailer could give a bit more context than "crowbar."

[junior scarab]

But I like crowbar

[wooden creek]

They probably had to cut a bunch of stuff out, hence the delay

[wispy wadi]

Arby trailer was just as that, no info on the class other then vibes

[junior scarab]

I can finally embrace my inner hitman in darktide

[tawny gorge]

you can go even further back and mention the fact they've been canon in the setting for 3 decades

[iron vale]

And gameplay.

[lusty estuary]

the arby teaser trailer did not have gameplay

[junior scarab]

Oh that trailer, yeah it didn’t

[wooden creek]

Well no, Arby's cinematic trailer had their big main gimmick, the dog, in it. Scum's cinematic trailer doesn't have the fun stuff in it like the custom stimms or the rocket launcher.

[iron vale]

you right

[daring surge]

hornyposting?
gulp 😳

[neon agate]

The most important thing is that is showed the main think about arb, the dog. Most of my friends disliked the trailer cause it showed nothing about the gimmick

[ripe tangle]

I remember when I was in Highschool there was this Jehova’s Witness person who was following me and my friends as we were walking home, they kept pushing us to take their weird little pocket bibles.

[daring surge]

mmmmm bad guys

[neon agate]

The normal darkdtide posts?

[lusty estuary]

it has the stimms but you don't actually see the scum use it, just hear it. i don't know. i think the trailer did a fine enough job getting across the idea of a hive scum.

[ripe tangle]

the little pocket bible btw was a JW version and it was soooooo blasphemous lmao

[wispy wadi]

Scum trailer "showed" stim sound, anyone who actively plays should have instantly knew the gimmick. Skill issue

[daring surge]

felinid girls felinid girls felinid girls

[neon agate]

You are going to wake them

[ripe tangle]

Punches you repeatedly for mentioning them.

[tawny gorge]

felinids arent actually a thing

[wispy wadi]

Cat ear helmets when?

Come on my Ogryn deserves that pink gamer headset

[daring surge]

lol

[neon agate]

If that happens the entire community will go insane

[stuck wasp]

They're a thing, we won't ever see them though

[wispy wadi]

Can't look more out of place then the twitch drop camo

[ripe tangle]

Longshanks are a thing too, we probably won’t see them in any game either lol

[sweet trail]

New class: friendly poxburster

[daring surge]

its so gay dude...
and not in a good way

[stuck wasp]

There are more chances of it though, but yes

[ripe tangle]

imagine a 20ft tall stickperson

[sweet trail]

Do they allow felinids in the sisterhood

[wispy wadi]

[stuck wasp]

No Abhuman at all in any of the Sister orders

[sweet trail]

Ik... just hoping...

[ripe tangle]

the Sisterhood doesn’t really take any abhumans, sorry.

[wispy oriole]

The likeliness of more abhumans or mutants is kinda low, but I’d still like to see Squats in some capacity

[sweet trail]

But what about ogryn sister

[stuck wasp]

Abhuman, so no

[ripe tangle]

I feed them occasionally.

[somber stream]

Administering hopium

Female Custodes wasn't a thing until recently

[static sentinel]

Is it intended that Rotten armor crushers just insta kill you?

[wispy oriole]

Abhuman means “absolutely human”

[lusty estuary]

my dirty little secret is i like the twitch drop skins but mostly because i like the in-game explanation of the camo pattern being a custom designed thing from the rejects to help like create a feeling of camaraderie and a lot of the item descriptions reflect that and its nice

[sweet trail]

Female custodes felinid

[ripe tangle]

Custodes weren’t even a proper army and only existed as advanced flavortext until relatively recently.

[stuck wasp]

Squats imo have the most chances toward being introduced, but other than that, they're still not likely due to PoV changes

[wispy oriole]

Or it was always a thing and people just kinda assumed they were all guys

[daring surge]

why tf not, its all going to shit isnt it

[stuck wasp]

Female Custodes weren't written as impossible, Abhuman Sister are

[daring surge]

wrong

[pseudo timber]

This...is true 🤤

[somber stream]

Where was it written that Abhumans can not join the rank of Sororitas?

[wispy oriole]

Yeah. Ratlings are off the table because of map design, but squats being a little taller, like min height humans or a little smaller could work

[pseudo timber]

Nobody wants little people in darktide 🗣️

[daring surge]

darktide players dont know 40k lore believe it or not

[formal mortar]

In the warp I have no clue what's going on right now

[ripe tangle]

How they recruit the Sisters through the Schola as extreme religious fanatics that only barely tolerate abhumans and mutants but believe that most mutants deserve death?

[stuck wasp]

Sister consider Abhuman as mutants and beneath them.
And you have the fact that Sister of Battle only are brought up in the Scholla, which doesn't take Abhuman either

[sweet trail]

Imperial guardsman boy who's secretely a felinid but is always wearing a helmet so you wouldn't know but one day the helmet gets knocked off in a battle and you see his ears and then you see he's a catboy and then you tease him every day about it and in exchange for keeping his secret he agrees to let you pet him and he tells you he doesn't like it but he purrs every time you do it

[pseudo timber]

There's hammers, 40k of em

[upper citrus]

literally me playing dispatch

[daring surge]

lol. you're so silly

[wispy oriole]

Excuse you. I piddled in the torrent’s water supply and got made a daemon prince, thank you very much

[sweet trail]

You guys are too mean to ogryn </3

[ripe tangle]

Thank you for saying what I also just said basically lol

[fast gorge]

do i have to leave my ogryn PA outside or

[somber stream]

Sounds like the schola need some DEI training

[daring surge]

crazy

[ripe tangle]

Licht, stfu, we’re grimdark and racism is grimdark, I’m going to hit you in the head now.

[sweet trail]

Cant believe a heretic and sister agree on something

[daring surge]

nobody needs that

[pseudo timber]

Thank God I have a filter

[upper citrus]

i dont

[lusty estuary]

its DEI or bust

[daring surge]

sounds gay

[sweet trail]

Mfw the one thing heretics and loyalists can agree on is racism:

[fast gorge]

proud wielder of the wokehammer fourty thousand

[round mica]

release kayex files

[somber stream]

Also to this point, it is very unlikely that any abhuman will pass the entrance, however. No written text exist that forbade them to 👀

Waiting for that eventual GW maneuvre

[pseudo timber]

Proud wielder of 40k Warhammers, all attached to a giant key ring

[daring surge]

why you gotta make it gay

[fast gorge]

where did i make it gay?

[upper citrus]

i have all 40k warhammers hanging from my dong

[ripe tangle]

also I can’t ever be mean to an Ogryn, that’s like being cruel to a Horse.

[daring surge]

cant ragebait me

[fast gorge]

a genuine question

[pseudo timber]

Daemonhost back shots??!?
🗣️

[ripe tangle]

I’m enraged, I see Heresy, it’s everywhere!

[sweet trail]

Daemonhost is female unfortunately:(

[stuck wasp]

Except again that Abhuman are seldom cared for by the Imperium, and are misstreated.
The only case where an Abhuman is treated well is when they end up in the Inquisition, and even then

[pseudo timber]

WINNING

[ripe tangle]

but yeah, the Imperial Cult is pretty clear about how it feels about mutants.

[karmic idol]

And?

[sweet trail]

Based

[daring surge]

heretic

[upper citrus]

and the bad?

[livid berry]

Abhuman or not they can join the guard we need more cannon father

[upper citrus]

daemonhost got a hole somewhere

[sweet trail]

What abt lesbian trans people with swords

[pseudo timber]

They got at least 2 of em

[upper citrus]

even better

[lusty estuary]

well that's most of them

[daring surge]

thats hot

[wispy wadi]

Saint Celest-in or something

[ripe tangle]

some abhumans are cared for on Ships and such though, such as voidborn and Navigators, but they’re special cases rather than the norm, the average Abhuman on any Imperial world is basically living the life of a Pariah outside of their immediate abhuman/mutant group.

[fast gorge]

please do not bang the daemonhost you WILL die

[sweet trail]

Since its nurgle its probably many dozens

[upper citrus]

the more the merrier

[stuck wasp]

Voidborn aren't really cared for more than others

[lusty estuary]

an easy matter for one of my skill

[sweet trail]

Goated reference

[upper citrus]

out with a bang, cant think of a better way to die

[ripe tangle]

I say cared for, I really mean they’re not as ostracized on ships, sorry wording.

[upper citrus]

win win scenario, smash and i die

[fast gorge]

please keep the sex both on-schedule and off-duty

[sweet trail]

Do you care for voidborn 🥺

[drowsy lynx]

Damnit I heard this in the voice

[formal mortar]

What's a voidborn

[pseudo timber]

Mrowmrrp

[upper citrus]

results of me going to the void and getting freaky

[sweet trail]

Felinids when you tell them to charge the bloodthirster with bayonets:

[lusty estuary]

people not born on imperial worlds, so like, space ships and stations and the like.

[ripe tangle]

but yeah abhumans in the Imperium are basically Pariahs amongst human societies, often regardless of world, the only exceptions are where they’re the majority which is super rare in itself.

[scenic salmon]

Dhost is optimal partner because if you do a good job you're pleasing two at once. That's 200% efficient.

[pseudo timber]

Coochie from a schizophrenic ghost baddie 🛐

[somber stream]

You need to be put down

[upper citrus]

after the ghost baddie

[daring surge]

he needs to be paraded

[pseudo timber]

You're telling me, pal

[sweet trail]

Trans girl sister of battle x secretly felinid guardsman who purrs uncontrollably whenever you pet him

[ripe tangle]

People born on ships and stations and stuff, they’re basically regular humans except they have extremely pale skin (somewhere between the color of milk and like gunmetal grey) and they usually have larger black eyes, they’re basically regular people who’re evolutionarily tailored to spaceship life

[pseudo timber]

I need this

[formal mortar]

Ah, thanks

[fast gorge]

fanfic daughter or youtube shorts lore son

[sweet trail]

Both

[pseudo timber]

YouTube shorts lore son obviously

[somber stream]

Write a fanfic, i might read

[sweet trail]

Yaay

[somber stream]

-# Heavily emphasis on might

[sweet trail]

The sister of battle is a massive tsundere

[tired inlet]

if it's a slaaneshi daemonhost then it works both ways.

[tired inlet]

in star wars and a lot of other Sci-Fi, they're called "Spacers"

[somber stream]

:o

[fast gorge]

i call them homeless bums

[pseudo timber]

Me when I'm spaced out on space meth

[sweet trail]

In the expanse theyre called belters

(Sorta)

[thorny plinth]

Hello fellow rejects

[pseudo timber]

Meowdy meowdy

[lusty estuary]

hi kriegsmen2

[sweet trail]

Hello kriegsman how is krieg today

[lusty estuary]

bare feet in the mud i hope

[ripe tangle]

a lot of Voidborn are just “my great great great great great great great ancestors live on this spaceship and so do I, we regard the Captain and his/her retinue Crew as our Feudal Lord”

[thorny plinth]

Radioactive, but mostly good

[tired inlet]

1 Parts Ephedrine, Hydrogen, Iodine, Phosphorous; mix at 374K.
Optimal pH range 6.5->7.5

[sweet trail]

Very good to hear

[novel marlin]

In Warhammer they’re called ‘borderline humans’ with a suspicious squint

(Get a look at Dark Heresy physical descriptions for void born, they’re pretty funny)

[wispy oriole]

“My family hasn’t set foot on a planet in twelve generations”

[sweet trail]

Wait hold on thats actually kinda cool

I wish we had voidborn crew members in dt that would just be talking over radio

[daring surge]

femboy felinids attacking my place of residence when?

[thorny plinth]

Indeed

[pseudo timber]

The cavalry is on the way

[daring surge]

sounds good, i will prepare for my demise 👍

[lusty estuary]

that is probably most of the crew we see standing around the mourningstar

[novel marlin]

(We do know that felinids are literally banned from leaving their planet don’t we? Like, it’s a joke that we keep throwing them out there? Because I’m starting to worry it’s not that much of a joke…)

[ripe tangle]

“We have been on this ship for thousands of years and as a result, I am basically an Albino who can see in the dark better than a normal human.”

[pseudo timber]

They clawed their way off that rock

[wispy oriole]

Yeah pretty much

[lusty estuary]

it's safe to assume everyone on the mourningstar who isn't explicitly stated to be an inquisitor, the rogue trader, or a reject is probably a voidborn because like that's just 90% of the ship's crew compliment

[thorny plinth]

Average Reddit mod

[somber stream]

They are integrated into the guard, some sources claimed

[pseudo timber]

Swishes tail erm yeah

[tired inlet]

Lots of tech servitors under Hadron, and now there's a bunch of space cops
also Swagger

[fast gorge]

felinids are ugly creatures and should be forced into the MINES!!!

[sweet trail]

May the emperor send some heretics your way o7

[lusty estuary]

hell they're probably voidborn too i doubt any of these people know what dirt is

[thorny plinth]

I’ll be ready for em

[daring surge]

what about the hot ones

[tired inlet]

Hadron apparently is in communication with Mars regularly, and the message that the rejects send Throneside isn't given a lot of information due to its classification; we don't know who it's to or what it's about -- but Mourningstar would still need an astropath relay.

[livid berry]

If you're killing heretics give them some extra bashes with your shovel from me

[lusty estuary]

the day when james G workshop finally gets his bare butt unstuck from that anthill and walks up on a stage to announce the introduction of a new major felinid character and everyone realizes they're not cat people and they're just like slightly taller than average will be the day the world ends

[thorny plinth]

I got ya

[tired inlet]

it' is so fukken wierd that the felinid homeworld is just some dude's name; it's like they are saying their dad's name

[pseudo timber]

And they have fleshy maws and look more like dinosaurs then felinid 💔

[sleek harness]

I am trying to find a way to get into the conversation without insulting the kriegsman for existing

[low blade]

If you think Felinids look like anything else than Khajiit with mange you doom yourself to 1000 years of reincarnation as a fruitfly

[thorny plinth]

Hmmmmmm?

[sleek harness]

I hate kriegsman, they are so overrated

[severe sequoia]

Sounds like catperson racism

[lusty estuary]

you have to be nice to kriegsmen2 please.

[sleek harness]

Nah

[pseudo timber]

The rat knows no decency, it's genetic.

[junior scarab]

The struggles of the darktide discord

[thorny plinth]

Oh, that’s fine, Kriegs do have a LOT of fans, so I kinda agree

[sleek harness]

Exactly, it's like this every day with a krieger

[low blade]

Krieg is a cool regiment ruined by "fans" that dont know their own lore. The shovel memes, the drastic overhyping of their loyalty, the complete misunderstsnding of their tactics and strategies. Also the wehraboos too stupid to realize its the wrong war entirely

[thorny plinth]

Not wrong

[junior scarab]

Yeah krieg’s got a fan issue but the thing itself is cool

[pseudo timber]

They just look dope as fuck

[sleek harness]

Soldiers that use gasmask and go around random planet trenches with rifles and shovels

[tired inlet]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuhKPtQs70JeL5AYB-Kg9WGKYkVsv__6uRVA&s

[little marten]

BURN IT ALL

SCORCH THE ROOTS

SALT THE EARTH

[thorny plinth]

Thanks, but it’s okay, everyone has their own opinion

[low blade]

Tbf they are a cool regiment. Lore nice, look is great. And they're not the "sit in a Trench and do nothing" regiment. They're specifically siege-breakers. They're 1918, not 1914 WW1

[lusty estuary]

the deathkorps of krieg are kinda cool, like, aesthetically but thematically they're really interesting and i think they do a really good job at showcasing how the imperium of man keeps fucking themselves over by enforcing the idea of the sins of the father

[low blade]

Genuinely 90% of Krieg memes are hard-countered by one (1) reading of the Siege of Vraks

[fast gorge]

sins of the father, the greatest ready or not level

[daring surge]

i want a skaven woman

[thorny plinth]

lol, not wrong

[low blade]

Assault tactics, planned assaults, artillery spam, trench clubs and flamers, and fragging their own commisars during a rout

[sleek harness]

Sure go search "what are female skavens"

[daring surge]

hold on

[lusty estuary]

do the skaven still do that in age of sigmar or did they change that

[daring surge]

gulp. i clicked on images

[tawny gorge]

no you don't

[lusty estuary]

i imagine the skaven have remained relatively unchanged

[sleek harness]

I don't give a fuck about Age of Sigmar
Probably

[lusty estuary]

i don't either but i figured i'd ask without googling it first

[pseudo timber]

Great googley moogley

[low blade]

Reminder: AoS is good

[fast gorge]

errr if AoS is so good why is there no yt shorts lore for it??!?!?!

[elder merlin]

Arent they just career soldiers that dont value their own lives and seek to fight and die as penance for the sins of their forefathers rebelling against the imperium? Thats the barebones of my knowledge of them

[zealous viper]

is the cosmetic upgrade for the arbites just the cosmetics from the deluxe edition?

[fossil oasis]

Yeah basically

[cold stone]

And yet somehow the world still turns on its axis, and your mom cant cook a steak for shit. You'll get over it, sweatneck.

[zealous viper]

alrighty thank yuou

[lusty estuary]

i want to like AoS more because i like a lot of the focus it puts on the people in the setting but i don't really enjoy the high fantasy aspect of it and some individual changes to certain returning factions rub me the wrong way but like it's cool otherwise

[low blade]

Krieg had a civil war the loyalists won by nuking the whole planet into a death world. They have a crazy "sins of the father" redemptionist thing going on. They're expert siege-breakers (Think late war WW1) and are known for being pretty tenacious and dogmatic

[thorny plinth]

Yeah, but there is a lot more lore and stuff then just that

[elder merlin]

I know that, im just saying that is the barebones of what i know about them as a faction, just unrelenting dogmatic soldiers that will do anything to atone

[low blade]

What an utterly pointless comment with nothing to add to this conversation. Unless you take offense as a Wehraboo lole

[thorny plinth]

Yeah, pretty much

[sleek harness]

Reddit comments be like:

[low blade]

They're more fanatic about it than most, but people oversell it as "Omg the commisars have to STOP them from killing themselves!!!"

In their biggest and proper premier story they frag commisars to retreat in panic

And depending on the author they're either straight robotic or just sorta...cold about emotion

Also they're probably mostly beaker-baby child soldiers

[elder merlin]

I did know that one

[fast gorge]

i dont remember the exact opponent they cut and run from but if im being told "go stop the nurgle armoured advance lol" i would probably do the same

[low blade]

It was a cloud of gas that reduced men and their equipment to sludge, in all fairness

[lilac crag]

think chemical weapon

[lusty estuary]

one t'au pathfinder

[fast gorge]

HOLY FUCK!!! A TAU!!! RUN!!

screaming chad.png

[low blade]

Actually some Krieg regiments defected to the Tau empire after Damocles

[lusty estuary]

that's awesome and i really like that

i need more stories about imperial defectors to the t'au empire

[low blade]

They sorta just left behind a lot of regiments to either go down swinging and more than a few just surrendered snd got folded into the Greater Good

[daring surge]

i've seen the Tau google images

[thorny plinth]

Me frfr

[low blade]

Sadly Tau lore needs a major overhaul because if you keep track they annexed a Hive World. Which means the Tau Empire population is 99% Human if you believe the shit some lore says

[fast gorge]

tau have been dealt a bad hand with some lore

[obtuse oak]

they've been birthing a god

[fast gorge]

and just

blatantly false info on some loretuber parts

[obtuse oak]

along with the other psychically active tau client races

[low blade]

I have always said Tau needed to be larger and stronger. Them existing because they're too much of a hassle for the moment SUCKS

[lusty estuary]

that i know, i still need to read the book(s) t'au'va appears in. i think it's a really interesting thing to go with

giving the t'au an actual 'physical' manifestation of the greater good is compelling but then i don't know when we'll ever hear about her again

[low blade]

There's like one loretuber that knows the lore and doesnt just straight up lie lmao

[tawny gorge]

fire warriors betta

[spare stream]

Hello

[obtuse oak]

best I can do is introducing another new faction that uses a lot of fancy equipment and big guns with a caste system where the menials and soldiers are subservient to ethereals uhhh, computers.

[novel marlin]

Which sources though?

Not sure it’s in any legit ones like, they’ve got like 2 paragraphs of actual lore across the total backdrop, and they say there’s a cordon around that stops anything coming onto or leaving planet

Putting them in guard regiments would be a Custodes level retcon

[lusty estuary]

pulse carbines make me do jumping jacks so buzzer incorrect noise try again

[tawny gorge]

like physically?

[tawny gorge]

they have the suits for that exact reason lol, didnt mean to answer to this

[spare stream]

Just fyi, folks. I have successfully introduced a new player to the game and HE PICKED OGRYN!!!!!

[obtuse oak]

when has that stopped GW before

does nobody remember the necron rewrite?

[thorny plinth]

Howdy

[spare stream]

It is a good day today.

[obtuse oak]

unbelievably based

[novel marlin]

It hasn’t, but I’m asking when did it happen in this case

[obtuse oak]

send him the ogrynomicon and also tell him i said hello.

[elder oasis]

Tbf this is not really the case it was when they were released. Since their origin they have had alot more expansions and now their empire isnt smth any faction could easily take out.

[tawny gorge]

pathfinders when its time to tank a hit from jimmy joe bob the random cadian:

[thick fog]

very holy based pal

[lusty estuary]

STEP! OFF!

[spare stream]

We need more ogryn players to offset all the new Hive Scum players.

[little marten]

Bomboclaaaaaat

[brazen pelican]

Henlo friend! Someone stole all our Phages, straight from the tree. :<

[little marten]

Damn lemon whores

[tawny gorge]

??? that would do the opposite, no one plays ogryn so you wouldnt see the other classes as much making hive scum even more prevalent

[lusty estuary]

it has been about ten seconds since we've last looked at our phage tree

[little marten]

Let me watch the video again for parity sake

[fast gorge]

they should guard the phage tree better

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna Scum up this Hive even harder. :>

[lusty estuary]

50 bombers 50 ragers 50 crushers 50 maulers 1 trapper

[spare stream]

I am 100% sure the hive scum will be the go to option for console users. We are never going to run out.

[fast gorge]

7000 ppl on this earth and i will protect them all.

[novel marlin]

I love that sketch!

[thorny plinth]

The trapper is the most dangerous

[tawny gorge]

explain

[lusty estuary]

tim robinson is a treasure

[spare stream]

Dual wield close combat class=not aim reliant

[delicate smelt]

Space Marine: There’s too much fucking shit on me I can’t breathe

[lusty estuary]

i don't wanna be around anymore.

[fast gorge]

hive scum class will be GOATED

[thorny plinth]

Why’s that?

[tawny gorge]

ngl this is a shit take you can aim on console too lmfao

[spare stream]

Brother why the hostility

[lusty estuary]

sorry kriegsmen2 i'm quoting a tim robinson sketch I still want to be around

[ripe tangle]

I just ate lunch, had Gnocchi in a pesto sauce

[tawny gorge]

i have nothing against you dw

[ripe tangle]

I didn’t even have much, I’m already full wtf

[spare stream]

Con o senza aglio nel pesto?

[thorny plinth]

Ohhhh, my bad, I got a little confused

[tawny gorge]

nord o sud italia?

[jaunty jewel]

you can also be like me and not aim on PC either

[fast gorge]

skyrim belongs to the nords

[spare stream]

Roma.

[pseudo timber]

I like to play trains and colour

[jaunty jewel]

woe the boot be upon you

[tawny gorge]

meh

[ripe tangle]

aveva aglio

[spare stream]

I like the flame staff for a reason

[brazen pelican]

Hello, Sister!!!

[tawny gorge]

oh shit she can speak it, broken but she can speak it

[ripe tangle]

Thanks

[spare stream]

I think she used google translate

[tawny gorge]

no google translate would get it right

[ripe tangle]

I know words and phrases, but can’t speak Italian proper.

if I said it wrong, what’s the proper way to say it?

[spare stream]

Well its basically spanish but without rules and it is not intuitive

[tawny gorge]

aveva l'aglio

[ripe tangle]

Okay, grazie c:

[brazen pelican]

I apologize the wave give you lag. :<

[spare stream]

......

[little marten]

🍋 🥷 🥵

[ripe tangle]

lemon ninja hot?

[fast gorge]

i dont like lemons.

[lusty estuary]

many such cases

[little marten]

KILL ME I JUST SPENT AN HOUR INSIDE A WOMANS ARMPIT

[fast gorge]

not racist, just dont like em.

[lusty estuary]

step off lemons rn

[ripe tangle]

I don’t like lemonade

[little marten]

that’s exactly what a lemon whore would say 🤔

[rain idol]

god i hate loretubers

[fast gorge]

lemons and lemonade are for babies trying to make their first five dollars off the back of HARD WORKING OIL RIG workers

[spare stream]

Who do you hate the most?

[vivid sequoia]

Hii

[brazen pelican]

Can't make the gooners jealous like that.

[rain idol]

weshammer and majorkill

[little marten]

Women

[pseudo timber]

Bro went to heaven and is complaining</3

[ripe tangle]

which one is the smug Australian who always gets details wrong?

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[little marten]

She was giant and when she sat down she took out a box of two chocolate eclairs.. on the fucking tube

[rain idol]

majorkill

[vivid sequoia]

Should stole the eclairs for yourself

[ripe tangle]

Ah, okay.

I remember initially liking him then quickly not liking him lol

[little marten]

Sucked the cream out without her knowing, the ultimate heist

[rain idol]

this is so real

[vivid sequoia]

Absalute madlad right here

[spare stream]

i gotta say a tie between valrak and majorkill

[lusty estuary]

i would say the advent of short form content really made loretubers insufferable but they were kinda always like that. most videos that try to explain lore for things suck because a lot of that kinda shit just comes down to personal interpretation and sometimes some people's personal interpretations are just wrong

[little marten]

Now I’m running late and I have to buy my dinner from the corner shop like some sort of freak

[fast gorge]

tesco meal deal diet

[brazen pelican]

I've seen a few Weshammer thumbnails and for some reason they make me want to inflict pain upon him.

[lusty estuary]

whats your tesco meal deal

[ripe tangle]

I remember there were these two guys who used to speak about Lore, I kinda liked them I guess… but that’s because they’d actually cite books and stuff.

[little marten]

Had sainsburies meal deal for lunch I fucking hate sainsburies but bacon chilli chutney and Brie is a banger

[rain idol]

haven't had the displeasure of watching valrak

[fast gorge]

i dont eat tesco meal deals because the last time i went in one i got robbed at knife point

[little marten]

Live action Ganger reveal

[lusty estuary]

okay fine FUCK what's your meal deal then

[fast gorge]

i prefer my food!!! UNFUCKED!!!

[spare stream]

Its just the status he has obtained. And the discord server was uh.... bleh.

[little marten]

Ok I’m going now bye

[lusty estuary]

goes to show what you know.. tch... waiter. fuck this pie

[rain idol]

there's this Italian guy who learned English because he wanted to talk about warhammer lore

[fast gorge]

falling_down_to_my_knees.gif

[sweet trail]

Oculus imperialis is pretty good imo

[rain idol]

forgot who however

[hazy kestrel]

Facts.

[somber stream]

I got my lore from Bruva Alfabusa

[fast gorge]

my condolences

[ocean widget]

some people would kill for that experience nurgle
so watch out for missus trying to stab you

[spare stream]

Oh true I remember. But the warhammer lore scene got super bloated ngl... I get it, the normies dont like to read it, but we used to watch ALFABUSA

[ripe tangle]

if a vegetarian eats vegetables, and a pescatarian eats fish, what does that make a humanitarian?

[brazen pelican]

Same. Seems to be the most accurate source, tbh.

[hazy kestrel]

Taking me back to the halcyon days.

[brazen pelican]

A Tyranid. Obviously. :3

[lusty estuary]

it was the same for me lmaoo

[ocean widget]

probably something that doesnt eat humans because pesc doesnt mean fish

[analog marsh]

A cannibal.

[somber stream]

I hunger for bohgah
.
.
.

HERETIC BORGAAAAAAAHH

[spare stream]

I hope one day we get to shooy genestealers

[brazen pelican]

"Oh, Vulkan is alive again. Good."

[fast gorge]

i just had two hamborgers.

[vivid sequoia]

Bwah

[sweet trail]

An average imperial citizen

[brazen pelican]

What have they ever done? :<

[ocean widget]

denim crimes

[spare stream]

They stole my fucking Levi's

[ripe tangle]

correct, pesca means fish in Latin, not pesc

[brazen pelican]

Should've thought about that before buying them, smh.

[lusty estuary]

i think if the emperor had a tts isn't the greatest source of like actual 40k information but fuck if it isn't one of the better representations of the world space in the later episodes despite leaning mostly into the comedy

[tired inlet]

<< Por'ui T'au frowns But I just wanted to talk

[analog marsh]

existed

[brazen pelican]

Wow, blatant racism. :<

[tired inlet]

they are thieves by name
they owe me back my genes

[spare stream]

They shoplift daily dont you know? They make stealing jeans their whole deal. Its like a cult or something

[fast gorge]

i dont talk to the blue freaks (unless they're na'vi, my goats)

[sweet trail]

Ive actually always been a liyyle curious, do genestealers like, PHYSICALLY turn humans into half genestealer mutants with their dna? Or is it like, they give birth to new genestealers like xenomorphs. It almost seems like both

[brazen pelican]

You'll never get those back. :>

[tired inlet]

A cargo cult

[sweet trail]

Your goats are blue?

[lusty estuary]

its the former mostly

[fast gorge]

my goats are blue

[delicate smelt]

I’m pretty sure they give birth to new types

[brazen pelican]

Na'vi is annoying af. HEY LISTEN!!!

[analog marsh]

Not racist, just don't like 'em.

Luv mah emprah, hate xenos, eat rashuns, simple.

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[sweet trail]

Then why is it that they are never full genestealer at first. What do the "generations" mean

[ripe tangle]

@brazen pelican can I come to Sweden? I want to wander forests and stuff without worrying about stuff trying to kill me.

[brazen pelican]

Why does a car carry shipments and a ship carries cargo?

[lusty estuary]

genestealers jam their tongues down your throat in a really sensual way that injects you with genestealer dna that makes you into like a progenitor hybrid that then gets spread to your offspring to allow for mutations and whatever

[brazen pelican]

Definitely. ♥

[ripe tangle]

Yay! ❤️

[sweet trail]

I dont like the way you described this

[ocean widget]

if we go by that logic
vegetarians eat invigorating

[lusty estuary]

well the actual genestealers are the full genestealers

[spare stream]

So the genes have to integrate with the human dna. Hence why we have the deformed genestealers, the bald people ones and the three armed ones. After some time an actual genestealer will be born.

[ripe tangle]

half the shit that lives in the American forests straight up will try to kill you lol

[lusty estuary]

they actively avoid me in the sewers i don't really know why.

[astral basin]

Their big tongue does it. They kind of just swap out chromosomes.

[signal mason]

Chiggers

[brazen pelican]

And some of those threats are other Americans.

[fast gorge]

avoid all kobolds unless you want your pockets picked!!

[sweet trail]

So they can't just kiss u and turn you into a new genestealer instantly. Okay that makes sense. Otherwise itd just be like why dont nids just keep doing that instead of killing and eating wverything

[ripe tangle]

only if you’re in certain forests

[lusty estuary]

hey. that's fine. let me pick your pockets.

[fast gorge]

no.

[brazen pelican]

"How long have you been down here?"
"11 days!"
"Oh, and how old do Kobolds get?
"11 days!

[fast gorge]

I dont have money to pick. My wallet is a fish skeleton, an apple core, two black dots with wings and a button.

[spare stream]

Nah it takes time. Also why they were even found on Terra

[astral basin]

We will straight up, have non-native predators just roaming around our forests

[vivid sequoia]

I'm not on rn so I can't see but does anyone know what's in the shop rn?

[lusty estuary]

all i need to start my enterprise

[fast gorge]

elysian drop troops

[sweet trail]

So they literally are giving birth to actual genestealers. Damn thats strange

[brazen pelican]

I spent my last Aquila hoping to buy a cute Aeldari gf. :<

[hazy kestrel]

Elysians are back. Rejoice.

[vivid sequoia]

Ooh?

[spare stream]

Not exactly. Its a copy, but after a bit the line gets quite blurry. Only a tyranid born genestealer should be able to turn into a patriarch

[brazen pelican]

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

[lusty estuary]

yeah a distinction has to be made between a genestealer the creature and a genestealer the guy

[brazen pelican]

One is just a hungry guy, and the other is just a hungry not-a-guy.

[lusty estuary]

yeah exactly

[ripe tangle]

a good way to describe the difference between an American and an Australian forest, Australian forests have more venomous snakes and spiders, American forests have more larger hostile predators as well as more poisonous plants, Australian wildlife has more dangerous small things and American wildlife has more dangerous big things, both have a lot of dangerous both though.

[spare stream]

Count the arms.

[fast gorge]

flawed creatures...untouched by divinity...

[lusty estuary]

one.. two... three.... duuhmmm... ffffouuuur... i cant.. i cant count...

[vivid sequoia]

If y'all were in the Warhammer universe what would y'all wanna study

[brazen pelican]

Rips off two arms. Yeah, count them, I'm clean, narc.

[ripe tangle]

European forests are surprisingly chill, I’m jealous.

[astral basin]

I want to experience the bliss of state mandated coffee breaks like Sweden does

[spare stream]

But ye it was fun to turn them into a red mist in Spacehulk Deathwing.

[vivid sequoia]

I- are you sure you don't need those arms?

[brazen pelican]

You don't try and take away fika.

[brazen pelican]

They'll grow back. ..oOwOo..

[vivid sequoia]

Ohh okay

[spare stream]

I quote "they are overwhelming us" during every darktide mission in honor of my dumbass deathwing terminators.

[fast gorge]

just like my bud jim

[vivid sequoia]

???

[astral basin]

I heard the Netherlands has the best of them around

[spare stream]

They would say that and be fighting one genestealer cultist

[fast gorge]

the netherlands is all water, dont lie.

[ripe tangle]

I want to see Sweden’s lakes and forests, and I want to see Norway’s beautiful fjords.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that

[fast gorge]

im starting to think the netherlands isnt even real at all....

[lusty estuary]

like academically or like in an adventurer archeologist sense

[rain idol]

seen a bear yesterday

[sweet trail]

If I was in the warhammer universe I'm killing myself immediately

[astral basin]

Man tryna lie and say that theres just ocean where the netherlands is

[fast gorge]

my fellow human beings. their insides.

i will make a ripperdoc sheet metal shack in some shitty hive city slum-of-slums.

[ripe tangle]

The Netherlands from what I can tell geographically, the Western half of the country is all Urbanised, the Eastern half is all flatlands and farms.

[brazen pelican]

I would also like to inform you all, that technically the translation for the Swedish word for Santa Claus is "The Christmas Gnome".

[lusty estuary]

drukhari are turning you and you specifically into a mechanism

[spare stream]

I want to be an engineseer so bad. But i know ill be a mining servitor or at best a skitarii vanguard full of radiation

[formal mortar]

My grandma is from the Netherlands

[sweet trail]

What do you mean a mechanism????

[rain idol]

congrats tzeench found that funny now your a daemon prince

[sweet trail]

HEHEHEHEJWJDKDJFKEODJDJ

[lusty estuary]

[vivid sequoia]

I mean ehhh close enough right?
Kinda

[spare stream]

Beep boop

[sweet trail]

Theyre gonna turn me into a liard

[fast gorge]

i would be like

the strongest space marine

being humble btw

[spare stream]

I want a usb cable to plug into the side of my head and making me control the coffee machine im using

[brazen pelican]

I just wanna be the cute pet Ripper.

[pseudo timber]

I would eat all the hammers

[wispy wadi]

You get elons X chip and I hack it so you hear rick roll all day

[spare stream]

Thats all I ask.

[little marten]

I HAD TO GET FROZEN CHICKEN BURGERS

[lusty estuary]

unfortunately they're putting me in the 40k universe and i'm a member of the local pdf ten seconds away from being grabbed by a genestealer and dragged into the dark like in some kinda horror movie

[round mica]

i want a robot babe that i can boink any time of the day without having to devote time and energy

[wispy wadi]

Ok worse, AI generated "We are Spesh marines" songs from spotify

[little marten]

IM GOING TO DIE OF CHICKEN FLU

[pseudo timber]

Chimken

[fast gorge]

music tubers making songs for 40k only for them to be ASS

[spare stream]

Heretic borgar will do that to you

[wispy wadi]

I shit you not, Spotify is so full off either Viking RP or Istvan Massacre songs that all HAVE to be AI generated it is absurd

[lusty estuary]

it's so fucking crazy.

[fast gorge]

please stick to doing metal versions of lady gaga

[round mica]

we listen to katy parry in this house

[pseudo timber]

You get 500 more fnaf fan songs, sorry.

[astral basin]

Most euro reaction to US food dispensation

[fast gorge]

katy perry is a bad person and i dont like her!!!

[vivid sequoia]

Your litarly nurgle gamer you'll be fine you warship nurgle you'll live

[spare stream]

YES! GOD PLEASE LET A ROOFTILE FIND THEM

[wispy wadi]

Playing Halo 3 campaign all day with Lady Gaga playing over my xbox media players

[daring surge]

when trans become space marines

stronger

[fast gorge]

sorry colm but yer irish sea-shanty for the guard just doesnt WORK!!!

[wispy wadi]

Space Marines ARE trans(human)

[spare stream]

Trans human physiology

[lusty estuary]

break the dawn commander farsight pops off a little i'll be fair

[fast gorge]

I will just stick to my Legio Symphonica and be happy.

[wispy wadi]

"You can't just jam a dozen new organs into your body" true only people who are build different.

[daring surge]

yes they have transcended

[fast gorge]

Ave Dominus Nox!!!

[spare stream]

My fave legion is iron hands cause there is still improvement in the machine

[rain idol]

in my country we call him christmas dad (or brother depending on how you say it) sometimes grandfather frost

[little marten]

ITS GOING TO GIVE ME CHICKEN POX

[feral vessel]

good afternoon

[fast gorge]

oh my god its 7:20pm

[little marten]

Also it takes 7 minutes to preheat my oven to 210c I might starve to death waiting

[fast gorge]

where did the day go

[astral basin]

Hey guys, ngs about to share his journey to being trans dead

[hasty sky]

Dw you'll just revive

[feral vessel]

a trick question:
should i download rogue trader on the school pc

[spare stream]

The type of shit you hear when a plague bomber spawns

[ebon moth]

Have we cooled off yet

[little marten]

IF I DIE WHICH I SURELY WILL IM BLAMING YOU

[fast gorge]

no, fuck hive scum!!!

[tender horizon]

Probably not

[feral vessel]

come again?

[ebon moth]

seeing alot less gray names today

[round mica]

wow new cosmetics for arbitrator

[fast gorge]

[little marten]

I’m sorry I’m just being grumpy because I might have finally caught the cold going round

[tender horizon]

Stop lying man

[feral vessel]

mork is this true

[fast gorge]

gork is this true?

[astral basin]

Man acting like hes never eaten cold chicken before smh

[lusty estuary]

well, if you insist...

[spare stream]

I havent seen a picture of Broxigar in a long time

[feral vessel]

how much is hive scum probably going to cost

[fast gorge]

holy fuck i could have made a joke about 'come again'. FUCK!!!

[little marten]

I actually have the diet of a Russian oligarch frozen chicken burgers is beneath me

[fast gorge]

its so hard being this funny

[lusty estuary]

gronk generate a new darktide class we al can enmnjoy

[astral basin]

I just took a childs knee to the nose. Exquisite

[hazy kestrel]

EMBRACE NURGLE’S KISS! ROWR!~

[lusty estuary]

$12 for just the class $20 for class and cosmetics

[pale shoal]

Has the game been lagging a lot recently

[tawny gorge]

mork makes more sense as hes cunningly brutal

[rain idol]

pork made out of gold

[little marten]

You want to kiss 👉👈

[fast gorge]

yeah well mork drools and gork rules

[feral vessel]

not true

[hazy kestrel]

No thank ye. You can kiss Skeletor though.

[ebon moth]

He's so fire

[little marten]

Lucky 5 minutes in heaven with me and you’ll lose all sense of time and space and go feral, it’s happened before

[fast gorge]

fuck this,

immediate death war to mork gitz. the fight will be bloody and it will be prolonged. get in the cars.

[spare stream]

MUTAS PHARGHHH NUUUURGLEEEE

[tawny gorge]

you got rejected dawg take the blow like a man

[feral vessel]

challenge accepted
rew up da bikes

[little marten]

😈

No

[spare stream]

Back when warcraft lore was good

[jaunty path]

This sounds like some middle east cautionary tale

[nimble valley]

So 2003?

[fast gorge]

bowl of tanna, sir?

[spare stream]

Give or take. I was 4 back then so i cant really know. I played when mists of pandaria was still a new thing

[little marten]

How can it be in the middle but also east that would make it right

[fast gorge]

i should get back on darktide

[nimble valley]

When you take psychic damage from someone else sharing their age.

Ow

[spare stream]

Yes Seras. I hope you can feel the immaterium claw at your mind

[formal mortar]

Your heart is in the middle west

[tawny gorge]

what team do you rep in funny sports game

[little marten]

Is that anatomically correct? I don’t know where my heart is I can’t feel it beating (legit like not a emo comment)

[spare stream]

Bro. Make a fist in your right hand and place it in the middle of your chest, a bit to the left

[jaunty path]

Isn't it crazy how native americans are discriminated against when they're literally more American than we are like does no one notice the word NATIVE?

[spare stream]

Thats the approx location of the heart.

[formal mortar]

Anatomically it should be just to the left of your sternum. If you are a twin there is a chance your organs are flipped to the other side

[jaunty path]

Noted. Now I can stick a metal straw through peoples chests and sip

[little marten]

Nope can’t feel it

[jaunty path]

Sippy sippy sippy....I love Iron...

[nimble valley]

Blackula don't suck, he scrape and lick.

[jaunty path]

LOL

[spare stream]

Well you gotta account for the bone in the middle. Id recommend an adrenaline shot syringe's needle

[little marten]

If I was a native American they would called me Autumn-Goose

[jaunty path]

Scrape is fucking vile

[formal mortar]

It's pretty hard to feel it in the actual location, that's why we check pulses at the wrist or neck

[nimble valley]

https://tenor.com/view/scrape-and-lick-gif-13011908

[jaunty path]

Starts pulling off your skin

[hazy kestrel]

Now that’s a reference from the past.

[spare stream]

tongue noises

Scrape aaaand lick

tongue noises again

[little marten]

Flies away in perfect V formation

[jaunty path]

I'll just punch through it bah!!!

[formal mortar]

Arc just hit me with an EULA today

[nimble valley]

Time to uninstall I guess.

[little marten]

Wait is geese the plural for goose or a separate thing I’m really tired and crashing out

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[nimble valley]

Geese is the past tense form.

[spare stream]

If you have the power to punch through why not just take the heart indiana jones style

[lusty estuary]

geese is the plural for moose

[little marten]

Does ketchup and mustard go with chicken burger

[cobalt wharf]

Nutmeg and paprika

[grim swift]

Any leaked ganger gameplay yet folks?

[fast gorge]

my hometown

[lusty estuary]

wait like 2 days for the gameplay trailer

[little marten]

Is that actually legit? Sounds intriguing

[formal mortar]

I use ketchup and pickels if it's a spicy breaded chicken patty

[cobalt wharf]

Season your chicken, children.

[fast gorge]

i prefer mine barely cooked and unseasoned

[little marten]

It’s just a breaded chicken burger for the oven sadly

[cobalt wharf]

You can still marinade it or season it.

[little marten]

Ooh nice I don’t have pickles

[formal mortar]

I make my own breading as well

[lusty estuary]

you can put ketchup and mustard on anything if you try hard enough

[astral basin]

I wanna be. The very best

[formal mortar]

That no one ever was

[lusty estuary]

that no one ever was.

[lusty estuary]

i dont like this sticker very much

[fast gorge]

discord sings!?!?!?!??

[cobalt wharf]

Is that you after unseasoned and uncooked chicken?

[little marten]

The best I can do is I’ve got bacon

[formal mortar]

Found a key for Blue Gate

[tawny gorge]

where are you from

[formal mortar]

A bacon chicken sandwich? Never tried

[fast gorge]

the great and mighty syndicalist union of britain

[astral basin]

Wr call it “caucasian style”

[tawny gorge]

fucking knew it

[ancient violet]

We're famous everyone

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/s/dOnUK8dD0I

[cobalt wharf]

Remember kids, Kermit the Frog says, "Remember to clean your room!"

[tawny gorge]

why do brits hate spices soo much?

[fast gorge]

i love spicy chicken

[lusty estuary]

penance for literally ruining the world

[hazy crescent]

lol

[fast gorge]

normally i soyjak over innacurate longsword technique but i do consider myself a food critic from time to time

[rustic gate]

Me when stim:

[ripe tangle]

it seems like in Europe in general, the further north the country you go the less people can tolerate spice.

[fast gorge]

my food critic experience being scrolling kitchencels and nodding my head at:

"im an unloveable freak. Cajun Steak Fries."

[lusty estuary]

"I'm such a fat fucking chud."

[fast gorge]

6 7!!! 6 7!!!!

[ripe tangle]

my brother's friend from the Netherlands who stayed here for a couple months, he thought Ketchup was too spicy.

[rain idol]

it was an actual thing a roman emperor used to do

[ripe tangle]

Ketchup that btw is more sweet than anything.

[astral basin]

Ketchup. Spicy. Wth?

[swift sage]

Sounds like an allergy tbh

[formal mortar]

They do sell spicy ketchup here

[ripe tangle]

like a quarter of the Old Testament seems like Middle Eastern Cautionary tales

[astral basin]

Its literally a tomato jam
It is. A base item. How… spice??????

[formal mortar]

There are different things you can put into it

[ripe tangle]

actually, not even seem, literally is

[round mica]

jesus loves you all

[fast gorge]

i pay my indulgences to the church all the time.

i am forgiven for murdering my brother to become the sole heir.

[heady bay]

What about my world famous Allegra chicken?

[rain idol]

thanks nick

[thorny cave]

It’s so dated that they reinvented the wheel and added a book lol

[round mica]

when i worked in a small kiosk i used to go out for smoke breaks with dudes (priests ? popes ?) that worked in church, they were telling me they just take money from donation box and go get a pack of cigs or a hotdog

[little marten]

I don’t

[thorny cave]

Christian DLC content. New deity - Jesus

lol over the OT.

[little marten]

Come look at my curry box

[lusty estuary]

prove it to me. put a spoonful of cinnamon into your mouth now

[thorny cave]

Base game Christianity sucked. If god didn’t like you he’d just turn you into a pillar of salt and make your family members wanna bone you

[fast gorge]

ha ha! only a spoonful!

[rain idol]

lemme guess eastern europe

[lusty estuary]

not now damn daniel

[little marten]

No thanks I’m sweet enough x

[round mica]

yup latvia

[cobalt wharf]

Do explain.

[jaunty path]

Question

What's better. Being a satanist or christian

[thorny cave]

Grandfather provides all the foetid sweets. He invented corn syrup

[shell nexus]

Personal preference

[round mica]

onanist

[thorny cave]

It was his way of one upping isha for cane sugar

[jaunty path]

Satanism just sounds cool on paper so I'm team satan

[fast gorge]

let people enjoy things!! (human sacrifice)

[round mica]

masturbation is a god given right

[ripe tangle]

tbf the Old Testament is literally a mix of Hebrew Mythology, Canaanite Tales, Actual History (some of it is a little scrubbed or biased), old Laws, and Cautionary Tales, as well as slander toward Ancient Israel's historical enemies like the Babylonians or the Egyptians.

[lusty estuary]

i mean like honestly i'd say a satanist but the modern church of satan despite pretending to have an actual series of morals just lets anyone join so annoying chuds get their certificates all the time

[frosty escarp]

Himism

[jaunty path]

Thinks about the present day

[little marten]

Both are cringe tbh

[thorny cave]

Asyrians* too

[fast gorge]

the chudch of satanism

[jaunty path]

Whats wrong with Satanism doh

[ripe tangle]

yeah, and the Phoenicians, and the Persians to a degree

[shell nexus]

Better for society is probably Christian, because Christians teach and value good morals and community. Uplifting and assisting others, while forgiving past mistakes. (Not saying all of them follow these teachings, or follow them appropriately)

Whereas satanists value individualism, freedom, and the belief that each man is his own God. Which, isn't terrible tbh, but builds a more selfish ideology over time. (I've met actual satanists, some are edgy morons, some are just people that want to live freely)

[rain idol]

i recall a similar experience so i could make an educated guess

[thorny cave]

I think it’s funny that in Christianity no one questions gods characterization between the cannon. Like I want a middle book. What caused god to change?

Between OT and NT

[shell nexus]

God never changes, the people writing the Bible do

[manic ivy]

In America I'm not seeing much evidence of morality being taught by Christianity these days.

[fast gorge]

i got a comic book bible from my local church growing up

[ripe tangle]

even throughout the OT, he has changes of heart and changes in his own judgment semi-frequently.

[fast gorge]

that shit is fire

[round mica]

this shit fucks https://www.theactionbible.com/

[little marten]

Unnecessarily edgy although I must admit i saw some interviews with Satanists and I have to admit lucifer as a tragic hero is probably the most epic of the lot (John Milton’s rendition) - the idea of rebelling against absolute authority I think is pure human nature and the essence of life itself, albeit it doesn’t necessarily have to be evil or meaningful it’s just the act of defying omnipotence as a thought that makes the wild roller coaster called life worth sitting on a tiny bit longer

[jaunty path]

Any specific denomination you strongly prefer

[thorny cave]

True. Like right before the book of kings the Israelites were fuckin insistent on having a king

God was like “fine fucking entitled losers, I’ll let you have a king like the cool nations- but it’s gonna suck for you”

[shell nexus]

As an American, I've met plenty of good Christians. Unfortunately, as with all things, it comes down to the individuals. Some people are just bad, for multitudes of reasons

[manic ivy]

Isn't Lucifer being portrayed as a tragic hero more Luciferianism than Satanism?

[little marten]

I hope so I can keep thinking Satanists are cringe that way

[shell nexus]

I'm not the best expert with denominations tbh, I'd say non denominational. That's how I grew up, they seem to be overall more accepting. Since they don't follow any strict or hyper fixated version of the Bible or it's teachings.

[thorny cave]

lol someone should just invent a religion where their god eats Jesus and satan

[little marten]

Follow the threads of Abrahamic faith back long enough and suddenly it’s a bit silly to imagine some dude who looked like me was the son of god

[thorny cave]

And god. Boom. My cannon beat yours up!

Doesn’t matter what you say about your book bro. Mines the word. And my word says my god ate your gods

[ripe tangle]

most non-demoninational Christians at least in the US, are mostly just Baptists who aren't aligned with a Greater Baptist Church or movement and aren't as uptight about things like drinking alcohol.

[shell nexus]

Imo teaching the Bible isn't bad, I think if you at least take the stories as good analogies or warnings it's a good way to build moral foundation

[pseudo timber]

It's all just stories

[little marten]

I think learning about all religions is a net positive, they all have sets of principles that can make us better people

[ocean widget]

already exist
bigboism

[shell nexus]

I agree to an extent for sure

[thorny cave]

You are knowledgeable af about this. Sorry if I’m clinging to the comments. It’s good shit.

But you are spot on. Most don’t really fall into a specific denomination. In fact paradoxically- nondenominational is the kinda “main” denom

[thorny cave]

We must spread the word to the buffet lines and restaurants of this land

[fiery wave]

It's always the ppl, not the religion. Some ppl use religion as a way to push their views

[shell nexus]

Unfortunately in society there are people who will use any form of the Bible, Quran, etc. to shield their actions behind supposed righteousness.

That's not even necessarily a biblical thing, it's a craving for power. Those people should be made an example of, in the worst way possible

[astral basin]

“How do i teach chicken kung poa? Can it go to a class like you can for kung fu?”

[neon agate]

Uhhhhhhhh idk. You get them a punching bag

[thorny cave]

I think Karien in a sense you can extend that line of thinking to other systems. The thing in and of itself isn’t bad- it’s the intent of it’s wielded that contextualizes the morality

[shell nexus]

I think teaching religious history that covers the general information of all religions in school would be good. Obviously barring the religious extremist variants of books

[little marten]

It’s easy to find excuses to be evil regardless of what or why

[rain idol]

hence why i took a world religions course awhile back

[astral basin]

Random amusing thought
Imagining how youd explain kung poa chicken was a way to cook it
Not chicken martial arts

[little marten]

Based tbh

[daring surge]

masturbation is bad it makes you a pervert if you overindulge

[neon agate]

IDK man I think teaching a chicken martial arts is like 2000000% times cooler

[signal mason]

People will leech off of any repsected thing to try to gain power.

[shell nexus]

Bring evil is easy, being good is a challenge, it's difficult, and constantly requires attention and balancing

[fiery wave]

In a way. Ppl also choose to only read what supports them. Didn't God and Jesus teach you to love thy neighbour? Yet we all know that may not be so.

[neon agate]

Be the light in the world of darkenss. And inspire those to light the world as well.

[coarse bear]

is there a lfg chat on here?

[zenith merlin]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[thorny cave]

It’s a weird cultural overlap where politics has shaped biblical interpretation. And then people miss the point of church, it’s not a theology lesson, the idea is supposed to be community but it gets twisted into “well he’s a pastor he knows I should trust his interpretation I don’t need to read it I’ve been going to church my whole life”

[coarse bear]

seen just now thanks

[zenith merlin]

idk, maybe there is a thing written called separation from church and state but ig thats too much for people to understand

[signal mason]

Literally 100% of the bible was made (put together) as at a gathering of religious people and the roman political leadership to try and stop a full scale insurrection

Council of Nicea

[green beacon]

bro why do I keep getting notifications from Amazon advertising portable washing machines what the fuck

[pseudo timber]

They said wash yo clothes smelly

[pale shoal]

A lot of Arbites seem angry

[shell nexus]

I think the biggest struggle on the path to being a good person, on the side of justice is determining what is truly good.

You have to balance out the positive and negative effects of every action. While one action may be good to one group of people, it's evil to another.

Sometimes "good" decisions aren't inherently good. They're just what's deemed acceptable or morally righteous in that very moment

[pseudo timber]

What gave you that impression?

[undone patrol]

probably controller players

[fiery wave]

Is the same with every single religion just slightly different. People just flock. Honestly, one just needs to look at themselves and reflect on what they did or want to do and not blindly trust someone who may or may not have their best interest in mind on it.

[neon agate]

I am fooking angry I can't surf on my shield man

[shell nexus]

Not to get political, I'll try to be as vague as possible. But I feel that applies to mainstream media and famous personalities now more than ever.

Instead of making our own unbiased decisions, many of us simply hear what we are told and run with it. Not realizing those propagating such things do not have your best interests in mind.

[undone patrol]

the internet is probably the best and worst thing to happen for humanity at the same time

[shell nexus]

We are more connected and yet more divided than ever

You think it would be harder to deceive people with the widespread Internet access. But it's actually easier

[undone patrol]

people are dumb and they don't want to be corrected

plenty of people are just willfully ignorant

[daring surge]

rekt

[undone patrol]

damn shame theres no embeds here

[shell nexus]

This is political, but I think it's so funny/conspiratorial that I don't think anyone should get offended or think it's bad.

Sometimes I genuinely wonder if the "Nickelback is the worst band ever" meme that spread like wildfire was actually a PSYOP to see how easy it is to persuade people into a certain belief, despite their own previous views

[delicate kite]

Fuck thanks that there are no embeds here

[shell nexus]

Because I think Nickelback is actually pretty decent, I think most people do. But somehow a simple meme movement started a massive hate campaign against them

[delicate kite]

Much simpler explanation would be that before 2010s internet was ruled by nerds and real gamers, but now it’s basically corporate entity and your parents are on Facebook too

[thick fog]

damn shame? Blud might have not seen the chaos months ago when gen chat had embed perms

[neon agate]

THere would be SO MUCH STUFF BEING POSTED

[undone patrol]

Nahh, honestly people on the internet have a habit of jumping on a bandwagon, how all these trends start. Definitely got overblown for their mediocre music though, people just love having something to dunk on because they have no fulfillment in their lives

[shell nexus]

I mean, it was declassified that Gamergate was a FBI operation

[undone patrol]

also how many "people" are just bots tbh

[pale shoal]

Ogryn need to be allowed to go on missions naked

[shell nexus]

Make criticism so vilified that you're either a supporter or hater. Divide everyone, even in the gaming space

[delicate kite]

Source ? Because I can’t find one

[cobalt wharf]

Bernaysian manipulation, the same as Marlboro's "Torches of Freedom" gamble to get women to smoke cigarettes.

[hard gorge]

Hive Ganger class looks pretty sick
Saw reddit complaining but i dunno if thats reddit being reddit

[undone patrol]

with the way ai is developing bots are only going to become more widespread across the internet and harder to spot

[hard gorge]

excited for Stim-based gameplay and my blathering lad

[round mica]

maybe reddit will finally die

[undone patrol]

i want youtube to die first

[green beacon]

one can only hope

[undone patrol]

reddit has its own shit going on, but youtube is literally just filled to the brim with ai slop of made up stories that peoples grandparents share on social media

[fiery wave]

Yep. I get it. Some people you can trust to care for you, but most are just self-serving. They do things for themselves and you following them just enriches them to your own detriment.

[astral basin]

Good and evil is simply sociological imo
Good is the ability to provide and compromise. The ideation that you are the common ground of the community.
Evil is the consumption of those, disregarding the opinions and needs of the other party. And of course the wish to exact harm for whatever reason
Flip a coin, see which side you end up on. How the other side affects you while youre there

[pale shoal]

Tik tok AI content is like super hell

[undone patrol]

bankrupt them too please

[hard gorge]

good is whatever i like and think is cool, evil is whatever i dislike and think is cringe
simple as

[cobalt wharf]

Soon the Magnificent Seven will pop their bubble in just the same way the Nifty Fifty popped their bubble back in the 70s. And just like the .com bubble, the technology will fall into hobbiest hands and we'll get 2000's era internet but this time in the form of hobby-built AI enabling the communication.

[hard gorge]

my malformed opinions based on 3 minutes of reading headlines is what guides my daily life

[pale shoal]

Tik Tok moderation is also AI, I'm on my last account warning because I called someone stupid

[shell nexus]

It was revealed that USAID and govt agencies were sending large amounts of money to Poltico and other gaming journalists who were pushing the Gamergate story at the time.

USAID claims it was simply purchasing subscriptions for employees. I never trust anything the government says, so I think it's an excuse

[undone patrol]

its gonna be sick when all those pc parts come onto the market at reduced rates because people are trying to cut their losses and offload

[pale shoal]

I want to run Darktide at max settings and really see how handsome my Ogryn is

[round mica]

looks as good as dirt underneath my fingernails

[cobalt wharf]

If I do that I have to limit my rig to 30fps

[fiery wave]

And then your CPU and GPU commit sudoku.

[undone patrol]

mostly just need textures and sub surface scattering

maybe ambient occlusion for shadows idk

[hard gorge]

You know funnily enough I saw some unironic gamergate content on youtube a little bit ago, two videos
exactly what you'd expect, some sweaty guy going on a tirade against WOKE and some 'crosses arms' furry talking about le evil white man

[astral basin]

People unironically wouldnt stop trying to slip adult content in the mix so
No embeds

[shell nexus]

I think there are some inherently evil things. Though inherently good is incredibly rare.

Intentionally taking the freedom of others while enjoying your own freedom (including murder, slavery etc .) then of course taking pleasure in the death or destruction of other beings, human or otherwise

[cobalt wharf]

derivatives of derivatives of derivatives always nest into stereotypes.

[formal mortar]

Found lemons

[round mica]

always give benefit of the doubt to what you consider good

[low blade]

Very handsome dirt you have there

[fiery wave]

You went to Ao3?

[formal mortar]

No

[round mica]

release kayex files

[formal mortar]

I'm playing Arc Raiders

[shell nexus]

I consider myself fairly conservative, not being political, just how I am. But I think that YouTuber Archcast is actually a deranged maniac.

Idk how anyone can watch him, anytime sometime happens he doesn't like, he says they're like trying to worship demons and revive Satan 😂 he's fucking insane.

And has such a prissy bitch accent ngl

[cobalt wharf]

It would be Kayex, wouldn't it?

[feral vessel]

is it a good idea to make an interactive presentation about an imperial warship 😭
i'm outta ideas

[undone patrol]

Honestly the biggest problem isn't really games being woke, its that they're just fucking shit. Its starting to turn around a bit but so many companies just make slop then throw a token diversity thing in and say "SEE" meanwhile the character is the most wooden lifeless thing possible

[formal mortar]

I was actually looking for lemons for my chicken earlier, wasn't referring to anything Ao3 related at the time

[round mica]

IT IS KAYEX HE DIDDLES LITTLE PRE SERVITORS ON KX ISLAND USING LIL KAYEX XPRESS

[oak valley]

It would be brahms she's old and rich

[undone patrol]

So many companies want to be seen as doing the right thing, it really just drives away the crowd they're trying to attract a lot of times, because its not genuine

[low blade]

Shoutout to House Escher for being so misandrist they refer to Big E as the God-Empress. I love this stupid big-rent religion

[maiden talon]

Leave Kayex and his servitors alone. Mans already got that tech priest dementia

[round mica]

Noway, we are this close to the truth

[feral vessel]

alright who the fuck is wiping kayexs' external hard drives when he isn't looking

[maiden talon]

.... Definitely not me or Hadron

[cobalt wharf]

Turns out it was a Genestealer Brunt all along.

[round mica]

Brunt is actually Grendyl's real identity

[shell nexus]

Woke stuff is part of the problem but certainly not the main issue.

If you're focused on diversity in your game instead of "What would be the coolest thing to add?" You're already on the path of failure. That applies to companies going "Okay what will make the most money" or "How can we make this a franchise"

If you're making a game, your focus should simply be how can you make that specific game the best possible version of itself. And how you can make sure your players have fun

Grendyl is 100% Swagger

[round mica]

Swagger is actually half-life 3

[maiden talon]

Diverse casts should just be natural progression of character brainstorming, not a set goal, that much I agree on

[hard gorge]

Anytime I think of Arch i immediately cut to that guy screaming PRONOOOUNS in Starfield

[green beacon]

swagger is actually literally me

[feral vessel]

wait archcast still exists? i thought he was banished to oblivion by popular opinion of the community or something

[round mica]

ryan_gosling_bladerunner2049_you_look_lonely.gif

[pine beacon]

u wish 😄

[undone patrol]

and these characters should actually have some character, and not be written by fucking hacks who use internet jokes in a medieval fantasy game

[hard gorge]

I think everyone should be hot and jiggle in my games, men and women. I want the dudes to have massive jiggling rippling pecs and the women to cause 8.0 richter scale earthquakes when they walk

[shell nexus]

Tbh I was very irritated with Starfield, for sooo many reasons. A smaller reason being they intentionally made all the women look mid, and made the guys decent looking

[maiden talon]

If a game has boob physics it should be mandatory to have duck physics

[hard gorge]

i just have a problem with the writing, a lot of it felt so fucking stupid
like the whole fucking Ranger questline

[maiden talon]

and also mens junk

[undone patrol]

I had zero hope or hype for starfield, didn't even bother trying it

[hard gorge]

i only got into Starfield cause i was told I could be a space chef

[shell nexus]

For me it just felt empty, and the guns were designed very restarted. Armor was eh too

[round mica]

man, despite cyberpunk 2077 being shit at release and then kind of becoming ok, i still loved the story and the characters and the music and the setting and the shooting and the rizz and V's female voice actor is just dream voice

[wispy wadi]

the clutter in outside vacuum places being beer pong and coffee mugs was also peak stupidity

[hard gorge]

There too many archetypes that are overused in a lot of games, sometimes I just want to be an angry chef travelling through space to eat every goddamn thing on every goddamn planet

[cobalt wharf]

I just stopped caring. It's all a game. Society is based on a collective agreement to take this "game" seriously. We agree to treat money as if it's real value. We agree to treat our roles and positions as if they define who we are. Now I just watch in bewilderment and amusement at how the masses swing back and forth upon their collective noose.

[undone patrol]

something told me that todds fuck ups weren't going to change, by god i may as well be Nostradamus

[drowsy lynx]

Rashunstealer brunt

[hard gorge]

fucking food cubes too, I dont think even for a second that humans in the future will find cubic food better than a good meal on a plate

[maiden talon]

I kinda stopped bothering with Bethesda in general after Skyrim came out. They peaked, everything went downhill from there

[wispy wadi]

No I am all for nutri cubes.... but not in the vacuum of space please

[round mica]

3d printed fishdicks

[wispy wadi]

Cube Spaghetti, best side story in Warframe

[undone patrol]

i hope we all start eating the bug bars from Snowpiercer

[cobalt wharf]

The next boss. Needs a secret hard mode too.

[feral vessel]

SNOWPIERCER MENTIONED
SLEEPER AGENT DEPLOYED

[wispy wadi]

They only were bugs in the movie

[undone patrol]

yes yes lets retcon shit so we can do a shitty show

[astral basin]

Its nasa core. Dehydrated stuff

[wispy wadi]

Can they move Stimmers release ahead a week

[undone patrol]

[maiden talon]

We have to wait for the drugs to brew. You can't rush art

[sonic sonnet]

slow mode even two days later, guh

[cobalt wharf]

I'm so excited.

[fiery wave]

If they act like the curry cubes... but more...

[hard gorge]

are people really upset about the stimmer class or is it just vocal minority

[cobalt wharf]

Vocal minority. It fits so well.

[wispy wadi]

2nd release, 3rd hotfix, 4th Nightreign DLC. Bro My schedule..

[maiden talon]

I wouldn't say upset as much as its just. Meh.

[cobalt wharf]

Unmanaged expectations

[hard gorge]

lmao i suppose so
I heard the trailer couldve been better but im just happy for a more blathering type of dude

[shell nexus]

The problem with gaming and society in general (not just the US) is that everyone is obsessed with stripmining.

Maximum profit, minimum effort/product.

CEOs salaries are being boosted x1000 while everything else suffers. And they keep wondering why everything fails?

They also give projects like concord 350 million and wonder why it failed.

1. You focused on profit
2. You focused on making it a Franchise off rip
3. You made it look unappealing
4. You designed it to be an overwatch killer, instead of its own game.
5. Too big of a budget, a low budget is good for pushing projects forward.

[sonic sonnet]

most people are, it's definitely not a vocal minority lmao

[undone patrol]

people are only upset because they got hyped for admech when there was no indication that it would be admech

[hard gorge]

i would be so happy if it was admech, but ah well

[feral vessel]

one hadron voiceline and supposedly a leaked penance icon.

[wispy wadi]

I want a stim with "trade-off" negative move speed and then I am gonna make knife zealots quit

[maiden talon]

The week delay really punched the gut for something not over exciting

[hard gorge]

im pissed that concord died cause I wanted to play as a sapient fridge with a gun

[sonic sonnet]

most people were mad that it's such a boring concept for a class, rather than it not beig Admech

[cobalt wharf]

YES!!!~~~ I'm gonna troll so hard.

[shell nexus]

People don't understand you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle.

You can throw as much money as you want at a project. But what inspires creativity is adversity. Having a small budget forces devs to come up with unique ideas to work around it.

Having time crunches forces the same thing as well (within reason ofc can't work employees to death)

[hard gorge]

im all for new and weird shit in media and games, experimentation is so fun, but its gotta be NOT boring. bad is excusable if its not boring

[undone patrol]

theres a more reliable source called GWS 40K tabletop release schedule, they schedule releases on tabletop with updates to their games and properties, they teased a necromunda set 2 days before the original announcement

[zenith merlin]

I was never excited for hive scum as a class but I'll take it since any darktide content narratively is fun

[undone patrol]

They released imperial agents when arbitrator came out

[hard gorge]

i love playing knifey zealot cause i love the feeling of orbiting my teammates and slicing up gunners

[maiden talon]

I just want every class release to include Rannick being increasingly at the edge of sanity

[hard gorge]

sliding into view, backstabbing the crusher, then pissing off

[zenith merlin]

They should make a shop rotation based off of my favorite hive gang: Genestealer cults

[shell nexus]

They had the rebreathers they wear

[undone patrol]

if darktide is getting new content start looking for announcements for new GWS products because WE'VE GOT TO HAVE MONNNEYYYYY

[cobalt wharf]

I'm hoping I can make a stimmpack kit that's -100% movement for +100% dmg resist. Get in here, Major Tom.

[hard gorge]

people complaining that Genestealer Cults are unrealistic when we had the DoW Soulstorm story

[feral vessel]

whilst grendyl just scolds him and eventually just descends into telling him to fuck off

[zenith merlin]

We have a lot of things genestealers wear lol

[round mica]

have you guys seen arbitrators shop page since today's rotation ?!

[undone patrol]

they're supposedly never doing a xeno class

[shell nexus]

I looked at it and didn't see anything?

[feral vessel]

have you considered that perhaps genestealers wear a lot of stuff WE wear?

[elder merlin]

[shell nexus]

Also why did they update the shop today?

[elder merlin]

You mean the nothing?

[undone patrol]

its thursday

[hard gorge]

give me a stim thats just 200% movement and 200% damage, true zealot speedrun

[round mica]

exactly

[elder merlin]

Its been two weeks since the last one?

[shell nexus]

They refresh the shop on Tuesdays?

[hard gorge]

screaming and shitting my pants as i run from 3 poxwalkers cause a single bullet will make me implode

[cobalt wharf]

Nah I'll drop my landmine in your path and laugh to myself for the duration.

[undone patrol]

its thursday

[elder merlin]

The next shop rotation will most likely be december 2nd though, because of the class release and whatever the final update for this year entails

[astral basin]

Sloppy joes for thanksgiving
Wohoo

[shell nexus]

They refresh the shop on Tuesdays though 🤔

[hard gorge]

I would love extra dialogue for full stimmer lobbies

[undone patrol]

the shop rotations are almost always recycled bullshit anyway unless theres a major update, they added some new helmets and spent 10 minutes recoloring them so there is a couple new things

[elder merlin]

It only happens on tuesdays if there is a big update, otherwise its every 2nd thursday

[hard gorge]

cause they do work in packs cause they really are the murderhobos of 40k, even more so than usual

[feral vessel]

do you think the three personalities are going to be based around the three archetypes?
one is a drug junkies, the other is a pyromaniac, and the third is loose cannon 2.0 (more or less)

[hard gorge]

If I can get a corpse grinder outfit to piss off the Arbites, even better

[shell nexus]

It's always been Tuesdays 🤔

[elder merlin]

Its just incoherent seizing

[undone patrol]

fatshark literally using the bucket tool in MS Paint to design the recolors for cosmetics 🖍️

[feral vessel]

will love to see the interactions between loose cannon and hive scum specifically (no particular reason)

[elder merlin]

Troll bait, alright then

[elder oasis]

Jurassic park music plays "they really do move in herds..."

[hard gorge]

Im assuming it might be based a little off the 'munda houses
so we might have a chemist, maybe a Cawdor lad, and just a regular hive ganger blatherer

[cobalt wharf]

Unhinged, addict, and reserved.

[zenith merlin]

Cawdor gang is literally the Zealot class

[hard gorge]

a muffled get 'im! and like 15 dudes with bright hair charge you

[undone patrol]

what about all the police conversations with the tweakers

[shell nexus]

I'm serious? It's been Tuesday every 2 weeks?

[elder merlin]

I just hope they get cool cosmetics and we get a more flamboyant mohawk style

[feral vessel]

arbites already act to rejects like trash so it's probably just gonna get worse

[maiden talon]

I look forward to every psyker getting a mind-contact high from the scum

[round mica]

Florida man , south londoner , McLovin are the personalities i see coming for hive scum

[hard gorge]

we gotta go full Glam Rock and also full edgy hoods and masks

[undone patrol]

there better be a very manic voice, thats what i need

[feral vessel]

krieg from borderlands typa?

[shell nexus]

I would literally logon and check the store every 2nd tuesday for new gear, for like, ever

[undone patrol]

they better not have a guy who sounds like the jokers cousin the jhonkler

[elder oasis]

Jokes on you id be part of the fent pack

[hard gorge]

be me, hive ganger
chemist
my hot sororitas girlfriend only appears when i take 15 emperor-class uppers and charge that funny lookin' green ogryn

[elder merlin]

I just imagine its gonna be like the meme where the one guy is going "STOP HAVING FUN", its just gonna be the Arbite shouting that at the gangers as they're shooting up drugs and getting wasted

[maiden talon]

Every single hive scum voice is just a different kind of boston accent

[shell nexus]

I feel like I'm having the Mandela effect, cuz the store did in fact refresh every 2nd tuesday? Unless this is new?

[hard gorge]

even better would be a very obvious narc arbites like "so i heard you lads know where to get that Chaos lettuce..."

[round mica]

so scout from tf2 ?

[feral vessel]

according to maul, imagination is fraud of oneself, thus it is a crime
literally 'no fun allowed'

[undone patrol]

as long as one of the voices doesn't sound like the arbitrators maul we gucci

[zenith merlin]

Hive scum's blitz ability voice line is gonna be "Think fast chucklenuts!"

[hard gorge]

wait...
metal pipe...
shotgun...
chems... (crit a cola, bonk)

[undone patrol]

when are they gonna add johnny cages nutpunch as a blitz to a character

[round mica]

it is fucking scout omg 😄

[maiden talon]

... Kinda redundant against Nurgle folk

[hard gorge]

"I'm a force a' nature!" 15 melee hits to kill that stupid fucking hoovy

[elder merlin]

I just hope the Gangers get some of their cool unique weapons at some point, like the whip, bow or the combi weapons

[shell nexus]

Do they change the store refresh days over time? 😭

[round mica]

Maaan, scout had the funniest death screams

[feral vessel]

"Blighted stimms? Never met her."

[undone patrol]

honestly i dont know why they dont do a support focused character, vermintide 2 only has tons

[shell nexus]

Cuz I've been checking ever Tuesday for years now

[hard gorge]

counting on darktide randoms for support would be pain

[undone patrol]

and im not talking shout again

[elder oasis]

Whats redundant?

[undone patrol]

nahhh counting on randoms for anything is your first mistake

[maiden talon]

... Someone mentions johnny cage nutpunch, pretty much useless against nurgle followers

[hard gorge]

Again RotundShark, I am pitching my idea for Administratum Bureaucrat

All he does is carry around a big metal book he hits people with and a shitty pistol

[elder merlin]

To be fair, i doubt they know how they'd do that, or they're saving it for admech class, considering they just took some shit from the other classes for the ganger tree

[feral vessel]

only good support for public lobbies is shout vet because it's relatively flexible

anything even remotely more specialized that relies on some decent coordination is out of the picture

[calm trench]

guys my game crashes at launch ist it common issue?

[undone patrol]

ad mech could definitely have a servo skull or something that can either revive from a distance, or keep them alive or something

[round mica]

only good support for public lobbies is a teammate that doesnt leave on 1st fucking down

[feral vessel]

Do you have any mods?
If not, then try to validate files via steam.

[zenith merlin]

Randoms in QP lobbies take 3 buisness days to shoot a dog or remove a net so I ain't gonna bother making a support build for these guys

[shell nexus]

I played train with randoms yesterday and today, and most of them were impressively bad.

Hell, I met one guy with a lvl 30 vet with every penance completed, who had never done train before?

[undone patrol]

be neat if admech got an ability with a servo skull or something that you could toss on events and autohack