general-chat

[rustic gate]

You are a big and greedy nurgle blessed hammer smith

[gloomy tartan]

I make stuff fall when I yell cuz I’m a middle tree veteran

[rustic gate]

Oki goodnight everyone

[gloomy tartan]

Loud as fuck boi

[glossy bear]

Impossible
Im a dwarf

[wooden creek]

Maybe, but what's the process for causing that to happen? I think it seems more likely that the humans worshipping the tau-allowed version of the imperial cult would also start worshipping tau'va, which might start weaving beliefs together. That'd be cooler I think

[solid apex]

I will regret this in 400 years
shortie

😛

[tame cypress]

the tyranid when it has to fight an attack dog

[glossy bear]

Heresy

[solid apex]

so wait, if dwarf is a shortie, where I load 12g shells into them

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

You know where

[solid apex]

extended tube mag

[glossy bear]

Did I mention I have a crank minigun and troll torpedo?

[tame cypress]

Who would win, a lifeform genetically engineered by an eternally hungry and ever growing infectious alien race or a good boy

[limber matrix]

if they announce another delay im throngling robotty girlyman

[glossy bear]

A dwarf

[solid apex]

I have a power of bad connection!

[gloomy tartan]

The best Bork

Because the humans who joined them something something cultists

[glossy bear]

Too bad, im used to have bad connection so your debuff is negated

Why do u think?

[gloomy tartan]

All tau art is from humans in the tau empire who have the thirst

[tame cypress]

it's the emperor's future girlfirend dude, we HAVE to make the warp create her extra thick

[lucid yoke]

because people are horny for tau in general

[solid apex]

well feck
I have another one!
A cover that is slightly above waist level

can't beat it

[lucid yoke]

they're the easiest xenos target, aside from the elves

[glossy bear]

Be gone
Heretic

[wooden creek]

No official artwork yet

[gloomy tartan]

Future girlfriend? But I thought the emperor was stuck in his chair?

[glossy bear]

Yes I can

[lucid yoke]

so?

[tame cypress]

Grey knight development got everyone coping

[glossy bear]

Too much slaneesh

[hexed vigil]

lmao, Eldar can literally bend normal humans backwards and are like 1~2 feet taller than them on average

[solid apex]

I will add a second one that is slightly higher 😛

[gloomy tartan]

Damn he can pull bitches being stuck in a chair

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor is the coolest

Fuck

[solid apex]

I'm totally going to the book of grudges, right?

[glossy bear]

Yep

[tame cypress]

Emperor getting the elf milf and tau childhood friend after his reincarnation I CALL IT

[solid apex]

will I have like a golden letters and other shiny shit?

[glossy bear]

You said the m word, the freaky lamia might awake now

[gloomy tartan]

Wait the emperor is going to start a new playthrough?

[glossy bear]

Probably havent decised yet

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t know of this

[thorn wedge]

Could the emperor force itself into the position of the tyranids prime?

[solid apex]

I will call elves so they will sit at front of the fortress and sing
not doing anything else
AT 3AM

[thorn wedge]

If there is such a thing?

[gloomy tartan]

“What have we created…” ahh moment

[solid apex]

then they will just run away instead of actually fighting

[tame cypress]

the cope started with the grey knights talkin about some "Sieging terra and putting the emperor back in his chair after his reincarnation" despite the fact no real proof that reincarnation is gonna happen any time soon was in talked about

[gloomy tartan]

Why do they want him in a chair

He’s been in the fucking chair

[lucid yoke]

whats that got to do with anything

[gloomy tartan]

Let him walk

[tame cypress]

cause they're complete morons

[gloomy tartan]

Let the mf go step out in his timbs

Emperor ain’t been stepping for years. Let a mf get his walk on

[tame cypress]

Grey knights couldn't even get past the terran GUARD

[solid apex]

now I totally want a mod that will be just bardin thrown at the crusher instead of kraks

[whole glade]

bedy bye time

[gloomy tartan]

Why we need to keep him from walking he got to have a sore ass he been sitting for a milenia

[autumn prairie]

What time is class reveal today?

[solid apex]

next week

[tame cypress]

pins

[lucid yoke]

its a load bearing ass by now

if he stands up he dies

propah

[gloomy tartan]

If he stands up it will lower the property value

Can’t have that

[rocky radish]

Legend

[sacred thorn]

What if he gets legs for his throne, so he sits but walks?

[solid apex]

If he will stand up - Rogal Dorn will be displeased

and when he is displeased - he builds a golden fortress

which is still siegable

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking what ?

[broken cave]

his ass is too fat and it’s stuck in the throne

[solid apex]

just a joke from TTS
old thingy

[gloomy tartan]

The emperors sons must be gathered to pull him out of his fucking chair apparently

The psyker beer belly is strong

[lucid yoke]

what if they just cut a hole in the throne like those cars for kids so he can push it around with his feet

[gloomy tartan]

But oh lawd when they pull him up he goin to whop some ass

[gloomy tartan]

Emperor doing chest chops like Rick flair

Wooooo

[broken cave]

Fleentstones?!

[gloomy tartan]

He would be stronger?

That sounds like he’s in a throne mecha

[broken cave]

just turn the throne into a dreadnought

[gloomy tartan]

Ur cooking

[lucid yoke]

yes, exaxtly

half the work is done

just build an upside down throne on top to entomb him

[tame cypress]

the grey knights realizing a simple guard just soloed 7 of them

Alright that was my last Grey Knight slender for today

[broken cave]

how long until reveal

[lucid yoke]

the grey knights when i send the black knight to fight them

[marsh iris]

greg knight

[lucid yoke]

never

[whole glade]

ermmmm

[lucid yoke]

fatshark cancelled it because they hate us

but also its in the pins

[broken cave]

Greg Universe is the Roaring Knight?!

[limber matrix]

8 hours 48 minutes

[tame cypress]

literally just send the lucifer blacks

[broken cave]

damn

[glossy bear]

I will burn their trees

[solid apex]

awesome
would totally watch

[tame cypress]

all 6 grey knight fans in shambles

[glossy bear]

Good

Is the chat suddenly dead?

[solid apex]

rotten armor congaline overheaded it

[rocky radish]

It was like 30 seconds

[glossy bear]

Prolly

It felt like 3 hours

[gloomy tartan]

Is it a crime to attach a jbl speaker to the arbitrators cyber hound?

[rocky radish]

This is why TikTok needs to be banned

[lucid yoke]

check in the lex

[rain pumice]

Soooo...today is the day yes? Do we have any idea when the class will drop?

[solid apex]

if it's blasting "who let the dogs out" - totally not

[lucid yoke]

check the pins for the alleged time

[glossy bear]

I dont have a tiktok acc

[gloomy tartan]

Hell yeah

[rain pumice]

ty

[gloomy tartan]

I want a GoPro on the cyber dog

I want that livestream

I want to watch that livestream with popcorn

[limber zealot]

What's the countdown in game looking like for the reveal?

Can't get on rn to check

[tame cypress]

shit like the cam in ready or not

[tame cypress]

pins

[gloomy tartan]

And we get to vote for our favorite stream

[limber zealot]

Cool thx

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s your favorite cyberdog live-streamer?

Like how they vote for the fattest bear

[solid apex]

Buttmuncher
awesome boyo
goes for the buns all the times

[gloomy tartan]

Irl

[tame cypress]

mine.

[brazen pelican]

Rashun-Fetcher.

[gloomy tartan]

Also did you know they vote for the fattest bear irl

Some national park

[limber light]

Hello fellow gamers does anyone know what time the reveal drops

[gloomy tartan]

It’s awesome

[lucid yoke]

the ones named abelard because there's a billion of them

[tame cypress]

pins

[solid apex]

next week
and pins

[limber light]

Es ist vorbei

[jaunty path]

Is AAAA a thing now

[limber zealot]

Abegoat

[limber light]

oh 6pm

[brazen pelican]

So when does the reveal drop?

[tame cypress]

last AAAA game flopped so hard shit died before it could even exist

[jaunty path]

The class will be revealed around the time I wake up normally

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine the livestream on the cyberdog named princess…

[jaunty path]

Check pins

[jaunty path]

Uh which one

[limber light]

in 8 hours and 40 minutes

[limber zealot]

We need to have a message that automatically pops up saying to check pins

[brazen pelican]

But when does it drop, though?

[jaunty path]

You mean when the class releases?

[limber zealot]

Did you check the pins?

[jaunty path]

dec 2

[limber light]

2 december

[jaunty path]

_ _

[fossil siren]

everytime someone asks it adds 5 minutes

[tame cypress]

all of them really

[jaunty path]

Dude

[limber zealot]

We're never getting that shit

[brazen pelican]

Hey, that's my joke from last week.

[fossil siren]

we need the half life 3 delay method

[jaunty path]

do you mean Black ops 7

[limber zealot]

It's nice that it's dropped at noon for me

Cause that's my lunch break

[tame cypress]

is that one considered a AAAA?

[limber zealot]

However it fucking sucks that I'm awake right now

[lucid yoke]

its an ancient joke

[limber zealot]

Cause I have to leave the house in 3 hours for work

[fossil siren]

could be me, live inaustralia so the reveal is at 3:30am

[brazen pelican]

You're ancient.

[limber zealot]

At least you'll wake up to it

[fossil siren]

true.

[limber zealot]

Assuming your sleep doesn't suck

[amber delta]

venerable ancient

[fossil siren]

anyways back to my recon lasgun shenanigins while i finish this damn krak nade penance

[lucid yoke]

do your joints creak when you walk

[brazen pelican]

My body cracks when I stand up.

[fossil siren]

i had chiro today to fix the lopsidedness i had with one leg feeling taller than the other.

[limber zealot]

Bro has boneitus

[lucid yoke]

we're ancient together then

[brazen pelican]

Did it turn out one leg was longer than the other?

[hexed vigil]

literal Eldar crystal plague type stuff frfr

[brazen pelican]

Nah, just what happens when you turn 30. Happens overnight.

[fossil siren]

nah i got either a hernia or an infection so im being too careful on oneside so it was a case of overcompensating walking on one leg

[hexed vigil]

mate, hasn't happened to me

[brazen pelican]

Then consider yourself warned.

[fossil siren]

the clock is ticking.

[brazen pelican]

It's like when you get a really bad cold and you reminisce about all the times you took breathing through your nose for granted.

[jaunty path]

Literally yeah

[jaunty path]

It released this month

[brazen pelican]

When does the reveal drop, though?

[thorn wedge]

Which chaos god is the grinding misery of boring work?

[jaunty path]

check the pins.

[brazen pelican]

[jaunty path]

We told you several times

cease the ragebait

[lucid yoke]

but when does the class drop

[supple delta]

Oh, today reveal

[tame cypress]

yeah... well, if it is said AAAA, yeah my statement stands

[broken cave]

some of us can’t check pins

[jaunty path]

PEELS OFF YOUR FUCKING SKIN

[fossil siren]

log into the game then

[jaunty path]

Yes you can

[lucid yoke]

when does the skin drop

[jaunty path]

it came with your installation of discord

[broken cave]

i’m on a phone browser no tf i can’t

[thorn wedge]

Check pins they ask and further they ask for faith the pins will be correct

[fossil siren]

i dont have pins though

[jaunty path]

Why the hell are you using discord phone browser.

Are you insane.

[lucid yoke]

im going to open discord on firefox on my phone

[brazen pelican]

Not so much trying to ragebait as I'm joking about the hundreds of times it gets asked.

[broken cave]

not as insane as my parents

[dawn kite]

ew nurgles curse

[jaunty path]

You're not allowed to have social media on your phone?

[tame cypress]

you gotta go on the cog if you're on phone

[jaunty path]

or are you just not allowed to install apps

[dawn kite]

crazy

[brazen pelican]

Hadron wrote this.

[tame cypress]

pins is in chat options if you're on mobile

[wispy wadi]

Balm your phone in holy Oils

[jaunty path]

The class reveal will happen approximately on <t:1763485200:F>. This timestamp is localised to your timezone automatically.

As in pins

[broken cave]

It’s not that it’s more my mom has searched theough my shit when I’m 22 fucking years old (which is a felony and risks my ability to get a security clearance way more than whatever weird shit I’m into)

[wispy wadi]

less then 9 hours till delay

[brazen pelican]

I have a question.

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna yank off your skin for real now

You're not safe

[wispy wadi]

Please do

I need a new one

this one is used

[brazen pelican]

Are gaunts or gargoyles cuter?

[gloomy tartan]

Make bacon

[limber matrix]

gargoyles

[gloomy tartan]

What or what

[wispy wadi]

🤔

Melee or Gunner gaunts?

[jaunty path]

I don't read no goddamn harry potter

[brazen pelican]

They are like hungry bats, which is cute. :3

[lucid yoke]

gaunt

so cute and lovable

i just want to break their limbs off

[brazen pelican]

They're Tyranids.

[wispy wadi]

Ranged gaunts look like geeks

Melee gaunts look cool

important difference

[gloomy tartan]

That like asking what’s hotter a lobster or a crab

[lucid yoke]

lobster

easy

[wispy wadi]

well obviously the lobster

[brazen pelican]

I think Hormagaunts for me, they remind me of Zerglings.

[jaunty path]

I never had whole lobster

[lucid yoke]

whats with these easy questions

[gloomy tartan]

Damn bug lovers

[marsh iris]

lobster 🤤

[astral basin]

Heretics

[brazen pelican]

Depends on the species of crab.

[lucid yoke]

look, i dont love lobsters or crabs, but if i did i know which one it would be

[jaunty path]

@brazen pelican whos the good guy in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

Get em servo skull

Scan their shit

[compact thicket]

what time today in EU is class revealed?

[wispy wadi]

Trazyn is the good guy

[brazen pelican]

Erebus. Nothing about this amazing setting would've happened without him.

[jaunty path]

I'm scanning it!! I'm scanning it!!!!!

[naive wadi]

word bearers

[jaunty path]

ooouuugggggghhh I'm uplooooadddinnngg!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

What about those long limb ass spider crabs

[jaunty path]

Not the response I wanted

:(

[astral basin]

Vulkan shouldve manned up and been the guidance counselor he was meant to be

[compact thicket]

there's not neccesarily a good guy. even Ultramarines, one of the most good guys aren't goo guys

[lucid yoke]

blue lobster clears

[lucid yoke]

thats the joke

[gloomy tartan]

Or the crabs that ate Amelia airheart

[astral basin]

Goo guys. Gross.

[gloomy tartan]

Crustaceans are scary

[brazen pelican]

Otherwise, most sentient factions are fucked up, 'Nids are just hungry beasts, not sure there is much malice...

[gloomy tartan]

I mean hermit crabs are neat but their just little guys

[jaunty path]

Have you seen coconut crabs

[brazen pelican]

So I guess technically 'Nids are the least evil?

[wispy wadi]

Gnawing off lil skin flaps or your nails is like Nids reposessing the biomass on a planet

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they ate Amelia air heart or some shit

[astral basin]

Can you call orks truly sentient?
Their entire livelihood is dependent on fighting

[gloomy tartan]

They eat birds

[lucid yoke]

the hivemind is actively malicious isnt it

although i guess feral nids exist

[brazen pelican]

I mean they have ambition.

[broken cave]

yes rhey’re sapient just viilent asf

[gloomy tartan]

Orks probaly have crazy SoundCloud albums

[hexed vigil]

no, they rely on TEEF

[celest yarrow]

Aren't they like a fungus or something

[vivid sequoia]

Someone help ever since I've heard Flambea sing I'ma bitch by Meredith Brooks I've had it stuck in my head

[gloomy tartan]

Wait bro we eat corpse starch I know that

[marsh iris]

orks, squigs, orkoid fungus all from the same spore. so orks are racist against themselves and are cannibals

[gloomy tartan]

We don’t even get salt or pepper huh

Damn

[brazen pelican]

In this economy?

[tame cypress]

good

[hexed vigil]

you get your salt from the Xeno tears as you drive them before you, crush them, and hear the lamentations of their women

[gloomy tartan]

Wait I’m a veteran i produce a grenade out of the warp every 60 seconds how many grenades would a grain of salt cost?

[vivid sequoia]

It's stuck in my head help

[brazen pelican]

More than you'll make in a lifetime.

[native shuttle]

A

[gloomy tartan]

A veteran can never know the glory of cool ranch dorittos

[brazen pelican]

Crime: Complains about corpse starch lacking seasoning.
Mandated edict: Both your legs will be broken and you're rations will be reduced to one and a half rations per week.

[marsh iris]

im joining chaos

[quartz sail]

Do we have a chat to search buddy to go slay heretic

[gloomy tartan]

Your just using that as an excuse to spend time with me

[brazen pelican]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[gloomy tartan]

hides behind cadia

[brazen pelican]

Yay! Friend! :3

[gloomy tartan]

You won’t corrupt me

[marsh iris]

nooo i want to be bad and mean

[brazen pelican]

We're all really evil and mean here. Want some cookies and hot chocolate?

[vivid sequoia]

Hai

[gloomy tartan]

Type shit

[vivid sequoia]

Do you accept femboys?

Cause I might join then

[white vale]

Not when the slaaneshis are around. Start wearing the crotch chainmail.

[brazen pelican]

Always, here is your Blåhaj, courtesy of Slaanesh.

[gloomy tartan]

Crotchmail

[vivid sequoia]

Yippie

[wispy wadi]

Closed captions guy will return today

we should celebrate

[brazen pelican]

Not sure why they hate on Slaaneshis so much, we just wanna vibe and enjoy good bevereges and camaraderie. :<

[somber stream]

A femboy, literally a femboy

I thought their era is over

[vivid sequoia]

What did I do? ;~;

[somber stream]

I thought wrong

[brazen pelican]

Think this chat literally made this one manifest straight out of the warp.

[lucid yoke]

its timeless

[somber stream]

The war rages on

[lucid yoke]

we have a femboy chaos god now?

but tzeentch already exists

[vivid sequoia]

What did I do I'm just existing ;~;

[marsh iris]

yes, so nice to be bad and mean

[somber stream]

That's the problem
/j

[gloomy tartan]

When something sounds too good to be true my guard comes up

[brazen pelican]

If someone doesn't like you, blow a raspberry and hug your Blåhaj. They can't hurt you. :3

[gloomy tartan]

Last time I thought shit was sweet my planet exploded

[vivid sequoia]

Damn

[wispy wadi]

How did that shark ever end up as the queer icon it is, it'S insane

[hardy orchid]

Can't wait to drink skitari stans tears today

[brazen pelican]

Because it's the coziest thing ever.

[hardy orchid]

Or preferably eat my own shoe

[lucid yoke]

its adorable

[marsh iris]

😅 wait is this from the chaos primer

[tacit geode]

How the hell are you all still talking about femboys

I've opened this chat like 4 times over 2 days and you've been talking about them

[lucid yoke]

because there's someone named femboy this time

[brazen pelican]

No, that would be heresy. :>

[wispy wadi]

we always talk about femboys

[lucid yoke]

therefore its even mroe relevant

[vivid sequoia]

Hi

[wispy wadi]

Why wouldn't you, honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently there a large part of the emperor of mankind’s population

[lucid yoke]

maybe the femboys would like a clandestine presence under which to operate

[white vale]

No clue why people dislike khornates so much. We just like bodybuilding and a good scrap from time to time.

[brazen pelican]

Have you tried not checking when we're talking about femboys?

[marsh iris]

☝️ 😯

[brazen pelican]

A good scrap just like Wayne in Letterkenny. What's so bad about that? :<

[somber stream]

It is time we accept the fact that

Femboys will never die here

[lucid yoke]

well i hope not

[somber stream]

Accept my unconditional surrender

[lucid yoke]

no one should die in this chat

[brazen pelican]

One of us!

[gloomy tartan]

Peaks from behind cadia

[wispy wadi]

We got enough death on no-modifier damnation already

[somber stream]

I did not said that

[brazen pelican]

Too late.

[vivid sequoia]

Accepted

[lucid yoke]

too late

[gloomy tartan]

You still freaking y’all tides?

[somber stream]

I never said that

I merely laid down my sword

[brazen pelican]

You surrendered. "Can't beat them join them".

[lucid yoke]

always and forever

general never changes

just like war

[marsh iris]

his sword lays

[lucid yoke]

bro laid down his sword

[white vale]

They will stop being femboys when they reach 30

[wraith phoenix]

OK rejects, I'm ready with my 200kg of compressed copium and my Skitarii body pillow, I am ready for my weekly disappointment!

[gloomy tartan]

NO BROTHER!

[wraith phoenix]

[white vale]

Twink death cannot be escaped

[vivid sequoia]

Whuh

[lucid yoke]

twink death isnt real, keep believing

[gloomy tartan]

Pick your sword back up

[somber stream]

I have seen the pattern, yes

[gloomy tartan]

DO NOT SURRENDER

[hot cloud]

New class teaser today right???

[lucid yoke]

yes, time in pins

[white vale]

This time for real

[marsh iris]

tease me fatshark

[vivid sequoia]

I don't wanna die ;~;

[lucid yoke]

you never will

as far as you know you're immortal

[violet marsh]

dreadnought it is

[gloomy tartan]

It’s going to be a skitarii and it’s going to point at the camera and say your gamer tag

[wraith phoenix]

only disappointment when they delay again, sibling

[hot cloud]

When can we get hellgun tell me fat shark

[somber stream]

I have fought in this crusade for far too long, it is time for the next generation to take the mantle of responsibility

[lucid yoke]

2028, when fatshark shuts down so you get a day to play with it

[marsh iris]

melta gun

[brazen pelican]

This is how degeneracy wins and I'm all for it. :3

[white vale]

You vil grow a beard and you vil be happy

[gloomy tartan]

YOU ARE A SYMBOL FOR THE NEW GENERATION! Do not fall…DO NOT FALL!

[spiral creek]

My new favourite sentence

[lucid yoke]

ill continue shaving until im in the grave because that shits a pain

[maiden talon]

... I want a game where we play as Harlequins. Literally just wanna dance my enemies to death and cartwheel my whimsy over them

[spiral creek]

“Sorry buddy but I listen to nightcore , I’ve got to r*pe you now”

[vivid sequoia]

Not if I take estrogen >:3

[gloomy tartan]

dancing queen

[spiral creek]

What the fuuuuuuuck

[white vale]

Devil May Cry

[hot cloud]

I would love if they would let us play card game with other people in lobby like in first few teasers

[brazen pelican]

What in the actual fuck?

[spiral creek]

Yeah

Exactly

[rain idol]

I always open this chat to the most interesting things

[gloomy tartan]

hides behind cadia

[spiral creek]

I made fun of nightcore and the people who listen to it

And I got that in my dms.

[lucid yoke]

a game where you get to play as an elf, you're funny

[brazen pelican]

Me munching uninteresting space dust. You new here? ..oOwOo..

[vivid sequoia]

The next class Dante from devil may cry

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t be smoking my dead planet like crack rocks 🙁

[somber stream]

I used to listen to 'angel with a shotgun' a lot as a midschooler

[spiral creek]

Everytime you say oow….. that I die a little

[white vale]

Thousand Sons be like

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not cool yo

[lucid yoke]

say it a couple more times

[vivid sequoia]

steals some to munch on for myself

[lucid yoke]

just to be sure

[brazen pelican]

What's wrong with liking nightcore? :<

[maiden talon]

My hopes and dreams to play as the elves in warhammer 40k are eternal. And pointless. Like the war efforts.

[tacit geode]

I didn't consider that no

[spiral creek]

Lame, and heretical

[lucid yoke]

im glad i never went down the nightcore > watches youtube videos at 2.5x speed pipeline

[white vale]

Dawn of War is the best you're gonna get, sorry

[wispy wadi]

It is called "TikTok Sped up" now ok?

[spiral creek]

I listen to Jesus rock only

[brazen pelican]

Good thing I'm not influenced by the opinions of strangers online. :3

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor only allows the sanctioned use of fetty wap on the Morningstar

[wispy wadi]

Nightcore is dead

[spiral creek]

I don’t wanna know who influenced you In your teenage years honestly

[lucid yoke]

i dont listen to any music

[rain idol]

Being an aldari player must be an unfortunate existence indeed

[vivid sequoia]

I dislike you and your opinion but that's okay your allowed to have your own opinions but uh I don't think most people who listen to Nightcore do that

[lucid yoke]

i sit in my white walled room alone and judge all of you for having different opinions

[vivid sequoia]

Also r word isn't really something to joke about

[brazen pelican]

I don't feel a need to tell you, so it works out?

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[maiden talon]

The anime scene got me in my teen years. I'm still trying to shed the effects

[spiral creek]

Pretty much yeah

[white vale]

not their parents

[vivid sequoia]

Not really funny

[spiral creek]

I quoted what I got sent are you stupid ?

[lucid yoke]

my parents were tumblr users

im lying, but it would've been funny

[gloomy tartan]

We can all agree moebians are worse than Cadians or kriegs

[vivid sequoia]

Okay I didn't see the air qoutes no need to get hostile and call me stupid

[spiral creek]

You have too much of spine it’s obvious you were lying

[lucid yoke]

nope

[obsidian oyster]

where new class

[lucid yoke]

cadians cry about their blown up planet all the time so they suck more

[vivid sequoia]

I'm not wearing my glasses so my bad for reading that incorrectly

[spiral creek]

Cadia this Cadia that

[lucid yoke]

yeah boo hoo, you ever tried having back pain? THAT sucks

[gaunt palm]

Who's ready for another delay?

[rain idol]

I like coping about my rock

[gloomy tartan]

Your back pain is guilt

[white vale]

-Loose Cannon talking to the Cadian

[gloomy tartan]

From being a heretic

[brazen pelican]

That's the Dark Angels, though?

[rain idol]

Trailer released next year

[spiral creek]

Boohoo cadian waaaah planet dead

[vivid sequoia]

Pretty sure all caidias have back pain with how long they've been holding the line and fighting

[spiral creek]

Pretty much

[sweet wraith]

hey I'd be pretty upset too if my entire home planet exploded

[lucid yoke]

my back pain is from carrying your mopey ass the entire mission

and cadia broke way before my spine did

[spiral creek]

Holding the line and dying *

[rain idol]

Type shi

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck yiu that made me laugh

[vivid sequoia]

Yes? People die all the time even space marines

[spiral creek]

Type the whole word coward

[lucid yoke]

shi

[rain idol]

Oh my apologies Type SHIT

[brazen pelican]

Fuck you're hostile today, bad dream?

[vivid sequoia]

Shi

[wispy wadi]

Type shi stupid ahh sentence

[gloomy tartan]

Hate us cuz they ain’t us

[lucid yoke]

ahh is a good term and it should remain in the lexicon

[vivid sequoia]

I don't think they've had there nappy actaully

[wispy wadi]

fkn zoomer brainrot got me, it is worse then nurgle.

[lucid yoke]

it serves a slightly different purpose from ass and therefore it deserves to exist

[topaz compass]

[gloomy tartan]

Ahh is a pivotal part of language

[spiral creek]

Boredom is a bitch

[gloomy tartan]

Bitches man

[vivid sequoia]

They haven't had there nappy and ruined there fa balnkie

[spiral creek]

I’m paralysed from the waist down . So yeah

[wispy wadi]

I just stay with "fuck" because that is the verbal glue holding my english skills together.

[short burrow]

We're having a competition about pain? Try having pancreatitis. That will make you scream.

[gloomy tartan]

Type shit

[vivid sequoia]

Okay?

[rain idol]

Dont you dare compare that shite to my glorious grandfather's magnificent pox

[lucid yoke]

pancreas arent real, we're in 40k

[topaz compass]

[brazen pelican]

So many more fun words to use, though. :3

[short burrow]

That was incredibly easy. How boring.

[vivid sequoia]

[rain idol]

You could almost say..... pancreasnowork..

[brazen pelican]

Shut the fuck up.

[spiral creek]

I’m not actually 🤣

My legs works fine

[rain idol]

Sad emoji

[spiral creek]

For now anyway

[white vale]

your legs are OK

[brazen pelican]

You can't do puns and be sad when people get angry.

[lucid yoke]

did you join just to butt in in the middle of this in-universe conversatiton

[rain idol]

Sigh emoji

[lucid yoke]

no

no you couldnt

[brazen pelican]

I still love you. ♥

[vivid sequoia]

Bwah

[spiral creek]

In the dark future of the 40th millennium. There is only insulin deficiency

[wispy wadi]

Ok anyone got a bingo card done yet?

[short burrow]

It's an open forum, it'd be somewhat amusing if you had a problem with that.

[gloomy tartan]

This skooma got a nwah acting unwise

[rain idol]

Awww heart emoji, both you and the grandfather! That's like double the love

[wispy wadi]

"what crashouts and rants are we gonna see within 2 hours of the reveal"

[brazen pelican]

In the cute, happy future of the 41st millenium, there are only headpats. ..oOwOo..

[onyx arch]

Alright dudes, TAKE 2 for CLASS REVEAL

[gloomy tartan]

Bouta get lost in balmora

[brazen pelican]

This is true!

[lucid yoke]

i have a problem with you bringing your bullshit to a joke about cadia exploding

[vestal echo]

If its hive ganger I suggest we riot.

[drowsy wigeon]

Is it soon?

[lucid yoke]

yeah

its in pins

[vivid sequoia]

Idk why but I like your username slaaneshi just makes me think of a smoothie or slushy flavour and I think it's cute :>

[gloomy tartan]

Headpats are heretical

[wispy wadi]

Pocket sand or cadian remains? Who knows keep your eyes open as I throw it.

[neon yew]

Prolly was asked but is there an ETA on the class reveal?

[spiral creek]

Indeed

[onyx arch]

Probably in like 8 hours, we'll see lol

[brazen pelican]

That's because I am very cute. :3

[lucid yoke]

Pins

[drowsy wigeon]

Aw damn

I should go to sleep

[neon yew]

thankj

[rain idol]

Im a death gaurd player im very well versed in this

[drowsy wigeon]

I’m so excited bro

[wispy wadi]

There is a timer in game too

[brazen pelican]

No wonder the Imperium is going to shit.

[gloomy tartan]

If you get your head pat you get shot by a commisar in one millisecond

[spiral creek]

It makes me think of the crazy demon god who wants to do all sorts of horrible shit

[hard gorge]

Returning to darktide after a few months hiatus

[brazen pelican]

Probably why Guilliman got an Aeldari gf, for the headpats.

[wispy wadi]

No one reads the news tab in game. 😢

[hidden trout]

oh cool theres an actual time for it
so i can set that shitpost edit i made of the trailer on a release timer

[hard gorge]

if the new class is admech im gonna cream

[neon yew]

How should I know I dont play the game

[gloomy tartan]

Your cooking

[lucid yoke]

what the fuck is this creature

[wispy wadi]

[vivid sequoia]

Me asf

[grave depot]

"My fucking legs Gricko"

[median sinew]

are there ever any ogryn psykers?

[hard gorge]

its a finn

[hard gorge]

there is one in lore

a female one

who learned to read

cause of psychic awakening

[brazen pelican]

I'm Swedish, so close enough. :3

[jaunty path]

and write

[sacred thorn]

8 hours

[median sinew]

i thought there were no female ogryns in lore?

[hard gorge]

huh? They exist

[lucid yoke]

there are

[rain idol]

As they would say in ancient Chinese type shit

[median sinew]

i cant wait that long....

[spiral creek]

#40k-lore-chat message

[lucid yoke]

but iir cthey're a relatively recent addition

[hard gorge]

time to reinstall darktide

[lucid yoke]

or at least not used that often

[topaz compass]

finnish femboys and swedish femboys

[hidden trout]

do you wanna know what i did with it lmfao

[neon yew]

Im hoping the new class is a backline crowd controller after we got the lex

[topaz compass]

it do be

[wispy wadi]

Go to sleep, you wake up in time

[gloomy tartan]

Every time you pat someone’s head they become a heretic

[molten matrix]

In dms sure

[lucid yoke]

i hope its psyker with purgatus again

[vivid sequoia]

Yeah I beat my first mortis triles awhile ago like two days ago and none gave me headpats as a reward this is bullshit I'ma cry ;~;

[brazen pelican]

FREE HEADPATS FOR ANY AND ALL!!!

[median sinew]

i asked earlier why there were no female ogryns in darktide, and then the answer i got was that "theres no description of their appearance in lore" or something

[rain idol]

No wonder caidians are so angry all the Time

[brazen pelican]

Headpats.

[hard gorge]

they just look like male ogryns but with boobs

[median sinew]

its 10:00 AM......

[lucid yoke]

bump up the sliders a bit yea

i want to make a grandma ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Now I want to play mortis trial dammit

[lucid yoke]

is that so much to ask

[gloomy tartan]

Fine I’ll start darking my tide

[lucid yoke]

i want to make female conquest, is that so bad

[hard gorge]

i gotta check the extra character slots mod

[vivid sequoia]

Slaanesh femboys.

[hard gorge]

i might need to delete my 2nd ogryn

[vivid sequoia]

Yiippiiie explodes

[gloomy tartan]

Make her look baddd

[vivid sequoia]

Do it >:3

[median sinew]

i might have to delete one of my 3 zealots......

[topaz compass]

im more off a

[gloomy tartan]

I played it so much I have my remembrancer title

I do love my goldfish sefoni

Aight fuck it I’m getting on

[lucid yoke]

difficult not to do

[hard gorge]

if its admech ill reinstall

[vivid sequoia]

I read that as I might need to delete my organ 💀

[lucid yoke]

do you think sefoni's tank water smells good or bad

[spiral creek]

There’s too much heresy in this chat

[lucid yoke]

this isn't a weird question

[hard gorge]

i better wake up tomorrow to my cogboys

[gloomy tartan]

Good obviously

Next question

[hard gorge]

inb4 its a hive ganger

[rain idol]

Type shit

[gloomy tartan]

She floats in Mountain Dew

[hard gorge]

or a fucking ratling

[spiral creek]

Shit

[gloomy tartan]

It’s sterile

[brazen pelican]

Most other 40k communities are "heresy" and "toaster" jokes so. :3

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why her eyes look like that

[lucid yoke]

ratling is unlikely

[spiral creek]

No?

[lucid yoke]

but i would still be happy with it

[gloomy tartan]

From floating in the Mountain Dew

[hidden trout]

im gonna wake up tomorrow and revel in the wars that ensue

[hard gorge]

you forget the people who only know lore via youtube shorts

[hidden trout]

its gonna be glorious

[topaz compass]

more like wont happen

[lucid yoke]

thats been my experience in 40k meme communities

i would've said that about arbites honestly

[gloomy tartan]

What difficulty should I play mortis trails on

[hard gorge]

GUYS GUYS KRIEG SHOVEL LAUGH LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA

[hidden trout]

auric

[brazen pelican]

I got most of mine from TTS, I use it to be a little shit about it.

[lucid yoke]

auric

[gloomy tartan]

Dammit why

lol

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[lucid yoke]

because its not that hard

you get so strong in mortis

[spiral creek]

Oh My gOd KRiEgSMAn aRE so BaSeD BrO

[gloomy tartan]

it ain’t?

[lucid yoke]

and there's no density in lower difficultym ortis

[hidden trout]

"cool krieg vet build!" SHUT UP I LOVE THE SHOVEL AS A WEAPON
STOP SHOVING KRIEG DOWN MY FACE

[hard gorge]

HAHA FUNNY SUICIDAL GERMANS HHAHAHAH

[gloomy tartan]

Okay I’ll trust you guys

[ruby ravine]

nobody is ever online doing mortis trials so doing it solo is downright impossible

[lucid yoke]

and even in auric mortis sometimes nothing happens the entire match

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll believe in my power

flex’s my cadia

[lucid yoke]

if you've ever wanted to turn your brain off forever, play rumbler ogryn with the nuke in mortis

[flat river]

Wanna take bets Fatshark misses the announce date again

[hard gorge]

my god theyd get so much flak

[flat river]

I mean its not the first time

[hard gorge]

could you imagine

[lucid yoke]

ill bet 0 on it

[wispy wadi]

New class reveal is actually the Scabs getting Plasma gunners too and that's it

[violet marsh]

the class reveal will be after the update that adds the class

[wispy wadi]

or wait

[lucid yoke]

dregs is what you mean

[wispy wadi]

what was the other yeah dregs

[lucid yoke]

no no, itll be the addition of dreg maulers and crushers

[flat river]

Space marine november update is in a week isnt it?

[tacit geode]

25th ye

[gloomy tartan]

No one is joining my auric mortis trial dammit lol

[rain idol]

My dynasty (me) has laid claim to the mandate of heaven (a muffin) and has plans to reunite the entire galaxy for the rightful rulers of it (me eating thr muffin)

[spiral creek]

I’m gonna go
Beat up some heretical grandmas

[onyx arch]

You guys can play Isometric Darktide if you buy Inquisitor - Martyr. You can play as tech priests, sororitas, etc

[flat river]

I have a hard time believing SM2 can churn out content while fatshark stumbles the way they do

[lucid yoke]

i have an incredibly easy time believing it actually

ive watched fatshark for years

[hard gorge]

inb4 new class is an administratum bureaucrat

[flat river]

I learned a few weeks ago theres an Eisenhorn game that covers the xenos book

Its apparently almost inaccessible to anyone who hasnt read the books

[hard gorge]

me and my dataslate drowning scabs in red tape

[tacit geode]

I can when you compare the sizes of the studios lol

[sacred thorn]

Also dark heresy from owlcat soon

[flat river]

How big is focus

[wispy wadi]

"soon"

[sacred thorn]

Alpha this December

[onyx arch]

And I hear it is FULLY VOICED!!! An Owlcat game that is fully voiced is going to be SO GOOD

[wispy wadi]

It is a owlcat game

we gonna wait 1 year past release for it to be playable

then each DLC adds 4 months

[lucid yoke]

thats industry standard

[flat river]

Apparently 250 versus 180 at fatshark

[tacit geode]

About 250 + 1500 from saber (assuming they give support staff)
FS has less than 200 and only "double digits" work on darktide allegedly (though this was like last year do maybe it's increased)

[sacred thorn]

Make it 2-3 😌

[wispy wadi]

Last Rouge Trader run with zero crashes, so happy

finally

[flat river]

It says 3500 globally

[hidden trout]

yeah the amt of ppl that actively make content for darktide is very very very small

[tacit geode]

Go though this song and dance with Dark Heresy yay

[flat river]

For saber. Idk how many are on the sm2 project

[molten matrix]

Game content or social media content?

[lucid yoke]

ive had no crashes in my last two rogue trader runs

except mod related ones

[hidden trout]

game content

[lucid yoke]

when i forget to load them

[sacred thorn]

Yeah but I'm in act 4 now and kinda fear to finish it without upcoming 2 more dlcs

[onyx arch]

Inquisitor Martyr has a class that is just a Ministorum Cardinal that runs around with a retinue lol

[molten matrix]

The other 2 dlcs are in 2026

[hard gorge]

its not really comparable with story driven games like RT

[molten matrix]

Your safe to finish the game now

[stuck wasp]

If only FS could grow much larger
Might be a good thing that they might do an Unreal engine game next

[tawdry heath]

alright, here we go again, lets goooo

[flat river]

The helldivers team is also mulling abandoning ray also

Spaghetti code go

[stuck wasp]

For their next game or remaking HD2 ?

[vivid sequoia]

Bwah

[jaunty path]

boobs for the god emperor

[stuck wasp]

It's less spaghetti code being caused by it, and more so that Stingray isn't known by many outsiders

[flat river]

Next iirc. It would be a massive overhaul to port it

[jaunty path]

feet for the golden throne!

[spiral creek]

They’ll remake helldivers 2

By making sure the next game fucks your PC at the slightest hint of bottlenecking

[hidden trout]

but its still important and relevant for a game that actively churns out updates like darktide

[thorn wedge]

Now

[hidden trout]

theyve always got everyone working on something for the next update at all times

cuz theres not many people to even work on said something

[flat river]

I just want a team to make an ork game that doesnt get abandoned on launch

Speed freeks looks and plays so good but its barebones, and they killed it by waffling f2p and not

Dakka squadron isnt bad either. Smash those 2 games together and give me a game about an ork who builds different machines

[hard gorge]

Darktide is kickass but I think it's not gonna draw people in with its narrative, only just for gameplay

which isnt necessarily a bad thing

[stuck wasp]

There might also be things that are longer work times.
Like Vt2 had Chaos Waste under work for a couple of years while they did 3 of the Premium classes for example.

[hard gorge]

but games like Rogue Trader i think are more accessible to people

[hard gorge]

hear me out
armored core but its Gorka and Morkanauts

[flat river]

Broooooooo

[stuck wasp]

Do people spend as much times on RT as they tend to with DT though?

[flat river]

Even the ork campaign of the Warhammer fantasy MMo was great

But that too got sorta abandoned

Miss my choppa boyz

[hard gorge]

id love a heretic focused game where it's cultists playing as an insurgency trying to corrupt a world a la XCOM 2

guerilla attacks and all

[flat river]

Thats the reverse of Chaos Gate Demonhunters

[gloomy tartan]

Heretical as fuck

[flat river]

Chaos gate is just grey knights xcom

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao what

[flat river]

Did you not know that

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/psychopomp-psychopomp-gold-pompy-venus-psychopomp-game-gif-9938095436021992947

[hard gorge]

i think RT might be more memorable for specific story beats

its like comparing Elder Scrolls to Battlefield

[lucid yoke]

i bought RT earlier this year and i already have over 500 hours in it

[flat river]

Its hard as all fuck but its a super detailed grey knights xcom with Andy Serkis in it

[hard gorge]

Elder Scrolls has a lot of memorable characters and quests and all, while Battlefield is more enjoyable in the way that the levels and matches play out

storytelling vs gameplay id say

side note but I think the funniest thing about discovering Rogue Trader was finding both ends of the warhammer community being extremely gay or extremely homophobic

[gloomy tartan]

Elder scrolls has jizzargo

[hard gorge]

if the new class is a fucking felinid thats what im naming mine

[lucid yoke]

the funniest thing about discovering Rogue Trader is finding out that people REALLY like drukhari twinks

[flat river]

40k has always been kinda polarizing. Warhammer fantasy is arguably the cooler middleground imo

[gloomy tartan]

Based

[hard gorge]

the new Tumblr Sexyman of the far future

[onyx arch]

Maiq the Liar

[gloomy tartan]

Even more based

[flat river]

Lizardmen+skaven+fantasy orks beat 40k evey day

Also votann are rad as hell but they get nowhere as cool as Dawi slayers etc

[lucid yoke]

its also so funny that (RT spoilers, i guess?) ||said twink was the ONLY gay romance for men in the game until lex imperialis||

[hard gorge]

i think fantasy appeals to the "haha i love history and cultures" while 40k tends to lean into IRL politics from people who take everything at face value

its like Adam Something vs. Arch

[jaunty path]

What if god was real

[hard gorge]

I JUST WANT FUNNY GUN GAME WHERE PEOPLE DIE IN DROVES

[stuck wasp]

GW wouldn't allow a side company to create the cannon depiction of something.
So we'd see Felinid mini first

[jaunty path]

I would go to hell and see hot gay demons

[flat river]

I’m also gonna die on the hill of “tomb kings are cooler than necrons”

[hard gorge]

he is, and he's a Jokaero

[gloomy tartan]

What anime is this?

[hard gorge]

One Piece

[jaunty path]

Hazbin Hotel

[short oar]

Good morning everyone

[onyx arch]

My character is female and I was so utterly disappointed when I found out I couldn't date ||Cassia|| . Even MORE disappointed that it's ||IMPOSSIBLE TO DATE ARGENTA||

[hard gorge]

I kinda like that Argenta isnt romanceable

in a weird way

[onyx arch]

So, I settled for ||Heinrix||

[hard gust]

what time is the class reveal

[lucid yoke]

the last resort romance, love it

[dawn kite]

What did u just say

[gaunt palm]

I love my odd Mutant wife

[hard gorge]

I went with Kibellah

the way she says Domin melts me

[gaunt palm]

We all know that Pasqal is the best

[jaunty path]

Yeah 2 pairs is better than one

[hard gorge]

PASQAL KICKS ASS

[lucid yoke]

i had no interest in romance with kibellah, i wanted to adopt her more than anything because holy shit the cult seems boring

[hard gorge]

May the cycle be discontinued, indeed

[maiden talon]

.... I like the pet Drukhari. He's just a mess

[jaunty path]

It's gonna be an Xenos

[gaunt palm]

...pet?

[jaunty path]

trust

[hard gorge]

@gaunt palm LETS GO ADMECH FAAAANS

[lucid yoke]

i did his romance once and then i blew his ass up with dynamite

[fair sentinel]

Cant wait for the new class

[jaunty path]

it's gonna be an Xenos

[lucid yoke]

not interested

[jaunty path]

trust

[fair sentinel]

[jaunty path]

its gonnnnnaaaa beeee annnn xenoooossss

[hard gorge]

I didnt even know you could romance that drukhari

[jaunty path]

trusssssst

[hard gorge]

I placed a bullet in his head the moment i could

fucker sat on my throne

[lucid yoke]

yes, its allowed by the warrant

[molten matrix]

The funniest thing is marazhai and heinrix in the party together

[maiden talon]

Pet Drukhari, I give him heretics as treats

[hard gorge]

also apparently you could actually ||strangle him to death|| during once of his romance scenes

[gloomy tartan]

The new class is a tall woman who’s disappointed in us and she’s not romanceable

[twin flower]

Was hoping it'd be out by the time I got home

[hard gorge]

ah thats just my mom

[twin flower]

bro

[gloomy tartan]

Type shit

[onyx arch]

OH MY GOD! So I accidentally romanced her. I didn't think I made any deliberate moves, but the game registered that we were a thing. My bad. FAST FORWARD LATER, ||I break things off with her AND manage to completely break her mind. Like, this woman is a danger to EVERYONE. lmao||

[twin flower]

[hard gorge]

THATS WHAT YOU GET

[maiden talon]

.... It is funny the Drukhari who tries to kill you can be one of the most loyal romances

[sacred thorn]

I turned ||her into a more normal person. There are 3 paths: fanatic, humility and distortion||

[lucid yoke]

shes like a puppy how am i supposed to romance her

[hard gorge]

My girlfriend is a massive drukhari fan so i imagine her as a drukhari

im planning on getting art done of the both of us

[onyx arch]

Bro she's ||walking around with a kelermorph skull and talking to it||

[hard gorge]

me as a tech priest and her as an evil xeno woman

[sacred thorn]

😌

[lucid yoke]

normal is relative for 40k

[lucid yoke]

||yeah no that just happens||

[maiden talon]

Marazhai is just a tall feral cat, I take him home and play dress up

[onyx arch]

Oh good

[flat river]

Im kinda disappointed in Grendyl. Seems weird for an inquisitor to have a name like that and not show himself

[hard gorge]

All my homies hate Marazhai

All my homies put a bullet in marazhai

[gloomy tartan]

He’s on grender

[sacred thorn]

Yeah I killed him in arena

[flat river]

osma, rorken, gregor, all the others usually like to show imposition

[tacit geode]

Chat turning into a CIA document

[lucid yoke]

once i figured out his romance wasnt even that good (also it was bugged) i just kill him as soon as i can

[tacit geode]

Because he's the ship

He's a part of the ship

[flat river]

Big doubt

[hard gorge]

"rejects. I am currently sexting 15 different high ranking men on Atoma Prime. I am distracting their personal guard from entering the hives so you have a chance to complete your mission. Don't let me down while i go down."

[onyx arch]

I'm playing a "good" rogue trader, ||so I had to execute his ass during the first warp jump||

[gaunt palm]

Does he have a brother named Bender?

[maiden talon]

Yeah they left Marazhai's content super bugged it's ridiculous

[gloomy tartan]

He knows who been darking they tide?

[lucid yoke]

i think most inquisitors prefer to remain clandestine

[flat river]

Beh

I’m holding out hope that Grendyl IS Gregor

[gaunt palm]

I'm grendyling

[lucid yoke]

aaaand its everywhere

[sacred thorn]

Grendyl is Wolfer

[hard gorge]

Who up Grendyling they Mourningstar rn

[flat river]

Unlikely

The fact that Dan Abnett writes eisenhorn and writes darktide

[hard gorge]

anyways its TF2 time

ill see you lads after the reveal

[flat river]

GREndyl and GREgor

[lucid yoke]

and what do you get when you combine them

[shy sandal]

Good morning folks

[lucid yoke]

gregrendylgor

[maiden talon]

It's good ol gregreg

[flat river]

And he uses a similar pseudonym in malleus

[thorn wedge]

An hour ago actually

[primal tartan]

does the mind wipe for your character reset you to level 1

[gloomy tartan]

Who up Gregging they Grendyl

[flat river]

No

[maiden talon]

What's up Greg

[twin flower]

He's gregging it

[flat river]

I’m old Grendyl

You ever drunk Amasec from a shoe

[gloomy tartan]

Got a grengina

[maiden talon]

Grendyl so old he just a brain in a jar

[gloomy tartan]

I fucking love I’m old Greg

[flat river]

I dont think hes even on the ship tbh

[hard gorge]

Mmmf babe show me your gregina

[maiden talon]

He's probably not in the same system

[lucid yoke]

you people think grendyl is real?

[hard gorge]

That grendylussy

[flat river]

The servitor body is not real no

[wooden creek]

Well, for what it's worth, one of his servitor voices is the exact same as the voice of Grampa Brahms attached to the ship

[gloomy tartan]

The entire ship

[maiden talon]

The servitor was grendyl all along

[jaunty path]

I hope its a rejected servitor

I can't wait for the fem servitor voice lines

it'll be so peak

[onyx arch]

Reminds me of a certain quest in Rogue Trader lol

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a servitor Danny Devito 😄

[lethal trail]

I think new class is a baneblade

[flat river]

Theres actually a little bit too much overlap in eisenhorn and DT

[wooden creek]

The voice that goes "Do not fail me again" in the Arbites introduction cutscene

[jaunty path]

I need to stop before the fbi finds me

[maiden talon]

I want one of those tank servitors to wreak havoc

[gloomy tartan]

Keep going they’re losing the signal

[jaunty path]

I don't know why people hate the concept of servitors

theyre literally criminals so they deserve it dude

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz they ain’t got no cheeks

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

its like solitary confinement

[maiden talon]

... Because they're lobotimised people

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t want to become a servitor it’s scary

[jaunty path]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time

[twin flower]

It happens to normal too tho not just criminals

[gloomy tartan]

Losing your cheeks

[twin flower]

Admech kidnaps people

[maiden talon]

Trapped in your body looking out of broken glass for eternity wishing for the final abyss

[jaunty path]

Criminals are formerly normal people

[lucid yoke]

cease with the bait

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a scary concept

I don’t wanna become a servitor lol

[flat river]

You would rather be a servitor than a door lock, or a scribe machine skull

[maiden talon]

Even Kayex calls people 'pre servitors' regardless of status

[hard gorge]

Next class is definitely just a shitty servitor

[onyx arch]

In 40k? Servitors are great. IRL? You need a mental institution

[lucid yoke]

servitors seem to malfunction/fuck up in some other way more often than id like

[jaunty path]

The moment you commit a crime you are immediately undeserving of any sympathy and deserve the worst of the worst punishments and I think Servitors are a perfect fit for criminal scum

Batman has a point

[twin flower]

Combat augmented Servo controlled by the actual class

[flat river]

In the books, there’s a rogue trader that has a ship completely staffed by servitors, but they’re all encased in these cool bodies

[jaunty path]

PUNCH ALL CRIMINALS!!!

[flat river]

Like gold n guns

[maiden talon]

Because mechanicus doesn't actually care if their lobotimising works correctly

[lucid yoke]

close your mind to ragebait

[jaunty path]

If it doesn't its only more punishment

so its okay!

[maiden talon]

You know loyal citizens are also servitorised sometimes?

[jaunty path]

They probably had it coming :p

[twin flower]

[hard gorge]

This is false

[maiden talon]

This is your brain on 40k

[hard gorge]

Servitors just dont need that care

Skitarii get the good procedures

[jaunty path]

There's a lot of bad ppl in the Imperium so its like a 1/3 chance someones a bad person

[hard gorge]

Sevitors get the shitty onrs

[lucid yoke]

so... then they dont care

like they said

[jaunty path]

or worse yet

1/2

[onyx arch]

Every time the option in rogue trader comes up to have someone servitorised I lose it lol

[jaunty path]

So it can't be that bad morally.

[maiden talon]

Literally everyone in the imperium is automatically a bad person by any real moral standard

[lucid yoke]

at this point convert the entire imperium into servitors

and then the servitor makers will make servitors that turn them into servitors

[jaunty path]

I need to play rogue trader FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[gloomy tartan]

Can we attach jbl speakers to servitors?

[lucid yoke]

you sure you have the attention span for it

[onyx arch]

You really do. It's actually wild.

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

No.

[twin flower]

I was already lost at the first section when I tried out Rogue trader

Where the fuck do I go after meeting the battle sister

[lucid yoke]

...how?

[maiden talon]

I'm sad about Rogue Trader because I like everything. Except the minimal voice acting, the bugs and the actual gameplay.

[gloomy tartan]

Just play subway surfers while you play rogue trader

[jaunty path]

I'm slow with everything I haven't already dumped 555 hours into

[lucid yoke]

but the gameplay is one of my favorite things about rogue trader

[atomic leaf]

They Do care if theyre lobotomizing correctly. However correctly implies you carry out your given purpose with appropriate efficency. Making sure youre not suffering in the process is not on the list of requirements