general-chat

[nocturne flicker]

western troops in Vietnam

[cunning remnant]

Catachans are White Monster

[arctic escarp]

catachans are mainly inspired by Rambo and every type of trooper in the Vietnam War

[main zephyr]

the catchans on their world has a fauna creature that looks like a towel and is called the catachan face eater

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao I was comparing them to soda brands

[twin dirge]

So catchans are just a 4loko

Got it

[nocturne flicker]

ohhhh

[gloomy tartan]

I know catachans are the Rambo guys

Catachan as a 4loko is so mean lol

[cunning remnant]

The old 4loko

[nocturne flicker]

tbh I like Dr. Pepper

[main zephyr]

it literally looks like a towel this face eater thing on their homeworld

[gloomy tartan]

Catachans as dr.pepper?

[nocturne flicker]

like it's not my favourite flavour but i fw it

[nocturne flicker]

nono i just like the weird medicine taste it has

[elder merlin]

Catachan jungler fighters drink Dr. Pepper? I believe it

[gloomy tartan]

Root beer/cream soda flavors are understated

[twin dirge]

I like the strawberry and cream dp

[gloomy tartan]

I like all sorts of drink flavors

[twin dirge]

I like water and that's a flex these days

[nocturne flicker]

root beer's that american answer to ginger beer that tastes like vanilla and toothpaste had a child, then spliced its dna with ginger beer yeah?

[whole glade]

real servants of the emprah drink mtn dew

[gloomy tartan]

You explained it perfectly

[nocturne flicker]

i don't know how else to articulate it 😂

[gloomy tartan]

You mean sefonis bath water ?

[twin dirge]

Id drink sefonis tank water

[whole glade]

hell yea

[nocturne flicker]

same

[gloomy tartan]

All Mountain Dew comes from sefonis tank

[whole glade]

fuck yesssss

FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[twin dirge]

Gimme some of that psyker girl bath water

[elder merlin]

[nocturne flicker]

i'd enjoy zola stank if she had any ass to make stank with. zola ass buffs are needed

[gloomy tartan]

Clam down

[elder merlin]

The freaks are waking up

[gloomy tartan]

I forget about Zola

She don’t talk no more

Bitch be lurking

[nocturne flicker]

insert 2012 lorax scene where the once-ler says "it's because of me!"

[whole glade]

ITS GOON ACLOCK!!

[compact adder]

Darktide butt-slider when

[nocturne flicker]

aqshy's promised jiggle physics update

[compact adder]

[nocturne flicker]

remember that weird skyforge game?

when you changed a character's butt size in the character creation, they'd slap they booty cheeks and it'd jiggle

wild

[gloomy tartan]

I remember slapping booty

Wait what were you asking

I mean cadia

[nocturne flicker]

i mean me too but i was talking about character creation menus that do it for no discernable reason

[gloomy tartan]

You’re not joking?

They slapped booty in the menu?

wtf lol

[pseudo timber]

Cadia

Cadia still stands

[nocturne flicker]

yeah no i'm like dead serious, unless some mandela affect thing happened

[pseudo timber]

[nocturne flicker]

is it affect or effect?

[tall grove]

For Cadia! 🗣️ 🔥

[lucid yoke]

effect

[fleet rampart]

today is the day!
are yall ready for the new class reveal! i can't wait!

[arctic escarp]

slapping booty you say

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA

[lucid yoke]

affect is something you do or do to someone

[nocturne flicker]

elf booty, perhaps

[gloomy tartan]

that game sounds heretical

[nocturne flicker]

thank you

[gloomy tartan]

Post the link

So we can avoid it

[tall grove]

Delay announcement, can’t wait

[nocturne flicker]

it's called skyforge 😉

[lucid yoke]

what time is the reveal, i could easily check but i won't

[arctic escarp]

presumably the same thing last week

[gloomy tartan]

Wait ain’t that a mine craft mod?

Am I tripping lmao

[compact adder]

I'm ready.

[lucid yoke]

no

i mean maybe, there's a lot of minecraft mods out there

[fleet rampart]

minis are coming out today so i don't see why another delay would happen

[nocturne flicker]

2 or 3 AM AEST tomorrow for me.

currently it's 4 PM AEST

[pseudo timber]

I am going to sleep like a dawg and scratch my nuts whilst drinking coffee watching the reveal

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll look it up for the god emperor

[languid hazel]

FOR CADIAAAA!!!

[pseudo timber]

Life is amazing, tomorrow

[nocturne flicker]

so 10-11 hours

[lucid yoke]

i dont have nuff fingers to count how long

damn

[pseudo timber]

I ated them

Srry

[nocturne flicker]

dw i counted it for ya. 😘

[lucid yoke]

if i sleep now ill miss the hype, but if i wake up then ill be just in time to see everyone melt down when the reveal gets delayed a second time

[nocturne flicker]

YOOOOO fallout 4 new vegas dimscord server?

[lucid yoke]

give them back

[languid hazel]

Watch it get delayed until December 1st :3

[lucid yoke]

huh yeah im in that

[nocturne flicker]

aughhhh

[pseudo timber]

Please it would be so funny if it got delayed again indefinitely due to the community crying about the first delay

[lucid yoke]

ill play it if it comes out but im waiting any day for the cancellation to be announced

[compact adder]

Set alarm?

[lucid yoke]

those dont work on me

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i see it. i'm in it too.

i'm in pretty much all of the fan-made TES and fallout mod remaster servers

at least the ones being remade in skyrim and fallout 4

[wraith phoenix]

Prepare the copium for the delay 😭

[gloomy tartan]

I just realized

[nocturne flicker]

my blob or whatever it's called is from skywind

[lucid yoke]

i gotta DIY a setup to dump water on me to wake me up at the right time

[jaunty path]

Ok time to telll the truth

everyone

I'm the next class.

[gloomy tartan]

If starvation is an issue across the imperium…tortas don’t exist in Warhammer do they ?

[lucid yoke]

...is your pfp gabriel?

[lucid yoke]

oh

i aint buyin

[jaunty path]

Fuck you

[slim axle]

What are your abilities

[lucid yoke]

overdone concept

[gloomy tartan]

What are your skins

[nocturne flicker]

yeah... they cancelled the fallout 1 mod remake in fallout 4 but the other TES and fallout remake mods are still going strong.

Especially the skyblivion, skywind, capital wasteland and f4nv

[compact adder]

People get really excited about you until they play you and find out you're so strong that they complain on forums until you get nerfed?

[slim axle]

What guns do you have

[compact adder]

I dig it.

[slim axle]

What nades

[nocturne flicker]

yeah how'd you know?

[twin dirge]

Any good melee weapons?

[gloomy tartan]

What’s your ultimate

[lucid yoke]

i thought it was a bagel but i looked closer and it was a black square

[trim dove]

the next class is the engineer, those are teleported rations, tf2 crossover baybeeeee

[lucid yoke]

who else could it be

[jaunty path]

Falling on the ground and crying uncontrollably. It stuns enemies in radius because they're scared and confused by the awkwardness.

[nocturne flicker]

i actually do know what the next class is, i have contacts in fatshark, and i can't tell you what it is

[slim axle]

HOLY SHIT

[lucid yoke]

im complaining to fatshark about woke

[slim axle]

ENGINEER TF2 IN DARKTIDE!!!

[trim dove]

I don't think they're going to let you back in to get your contacts, do you have a backup pair of glasses

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it is. although the prevailing conclusion is that it's just lucifer pretending to be gabriel to humanity

[wraith phoenix]

nope.avi

[nocturne flicker]

yeah >:3

[lucid yoke]

welll yes, it definitely is, but they're mostly called gabriel i think

not that i spend much time around the mandela catalogue community

[slim axle]

YIPPIE KI YAY

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i've been thinking about changing it tho. my pfp kinda looks like one of them japanese coins

[nocturne flicker]

neither. i just think it looks cool

[old juniper]

Stationary turrets seem like a bad idea for Darktide

[lucid yoke]

fair enough

[old juniper]

Not as bad of an idea as in Helldivers

[lucid yoke]

ive said before i dont see it very differently from something like bubble/nuncio, you place it good and you're all set

its offensive instead of defensive but still

[nocturne flicker]

who tf even uses laser turret atp bro 😭

[old juniper]

Sometimes I spam turrets just to annoy my team.

[nocturne flicker]

i do want more laser stuff in helldivers tho. been BEGGING them for a laser LMG

[old juniper]

"Dodge!"

[nocturne flicker]

mortar spam 🤤

[nocturne flicker]

i like the engineer turrets in drg personally

engineer's default shotgun is NOT my favourite tho

i like his other primaries a lot more

[gloomy tartan]

What about a turret that floats behind you

Like a droned

[nocturne flicker]

combat skull.

servo skull but with guns

😈

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah combat skull

[brittle oracle]

Wrong, it's me. Grail Knight Kruber 2.0

A class so good, they can do it twice.

[gloomy tartan]

That fits in universe don’t it?

[nocturne flicker]

i'm sure it'd be fine yeah

[brittle oracle]

this update also will add skaven to the game

[elder merlin]

[nocturne flicker]

FINALLY the OG hruds are back

[lucid yoke]

well there's no moistened bint to hand out the sword in this universe

[hexed vigil]

lol GW skaven reveal was the reason we were stopped from getting reveal last week kek

[gloomy tartan]

Then you can ask your significant other if they would still love you if you were a combat skull

[brittle oracle]

They aciddentally made a gnaw hole into 40k

those silly rats, what will they do next

[hexed vigil]

The Ynnari

[lucid yoke]

i hope they feel just like beastmen when they were added to VT

[hexed vigil]

The got them Crone Swords

[gloomy tartan]

Wait can we gamble on flying servoskull races

Like drone races?

[lucid yoke]

would they give them to some mon-keigh though

[hexed vigil]

give'em to the human master race

[nocturne flicker]

bring back vt1 bar fights

[brittle oracle]

ahhh, the beastmen update.

The sounds of clippy cloppy hooves on stonework still haunt me lol

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds cool I want that idk what that is

[brittle oracle]

"Guys... why does it sound like... 8 horses?"

[lucid yoke]

i love minotaurs, they should add them to darktide

[nocturne flicker]

vermintide 1 had cheeky little bar fights. you'd drink before bashing up your mates in the game

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo

I wanna bet on ogryn fights

[brittle oracle]

I miss the Red Moon Inn

[nocturne flicker]

heck just being able to go to a bar in the mourningstar and drink with friends would be fun, like in DRG. play some widdle mini games and such.

[brittle oracle]

i'm glad the UR5 brought the chandelier with them from the inn to The Keep lol

[gloomy tartan]

Gambling on Ogryn slap boxing in the Morningstar when

[nocturne flicker]

me too, me too.

vermintide 2 getting more vermintide 1 maps is always a W too. the art style and atmosphere were just so much... more

[astral basin]

People forget the willingness to do anything to everything
Especially the mechanicus
Servo skulls have use in any kind of data assessment. Some of them are just floating tablets

[inner river]

FINALLY, ITS TODAY

[lucid yoke]

i cannot imagine they would give the rejects any drinks that couldn't double as drain cleaner

[gloomy tartan]

Flying servoskulls are cool

[gloomy tartan]

Toilet wine

[nocturne flicker]

that's just low-grade amasec

[astral basin]

Ogryn boxing ring
Its just rockem sockem robots animations

[brittle oracle]

I unfortuantely have a hard time going back to Vermintide after Darktide

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like psykers mind control and race rats

[brittle oracle]

Darktide just feels a lot smoother, and I really like the toughness system

[nocturne flicker]

i would probably binge vt2 for a month if they brought back stromdorf

[brittle oracle]

but Warhammer Fantasy is peak, so I still do some runs for old times sake

[lucid yoke]

i still miss vt rapier (with the gun special and all) and its melee sounds were... very satisfying

also warrior priest is a fantasy i have yet to fulfill in darktide

[nocturne flicker]

i like both universes a lot yeah. i know less about fantasy due to it just being more... how to say... obscurely known compared to 40K. like if i don't know something about 40k i just consult with a friend and they'll fill in any gaps.

fantasy you meet less people who can do that for you, so you need to research it all by yourself sometimes

[nocturne flicker]

just saying there's power flails. and shields. in 40K

not darktide (at least not yet) but 40K for sure

[brittle oracle]

Well now you know who to ping, i've consumed so much Fantasy lore and media haha. I used to run Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay

[gloomy tartan]

I would say and guns but I know Warhammer fantasy has guns

Especially the rats

[broken cave]

why are her ears blue

[lucid yoke]

when they get added to darktide i will finally let go fully of vermintide (not really, there's a couple things still)

[nocturne flicker]

hell yeah.

when Sartosan pirate new character added to vermintide 😤

[lucid yoke]

it does, though much less focus on ranged mostly than dt does

[gloomy tartan]

Fantasy does have dragons

And dragons are neat

[brittle oracle]

and if you haven't yet, you should definitely play Total War: Warhammer 3. good way to dive in and learn a lot about other factions, especially with the Legendary Lore mod.

[nocturne flicker]

i need psyker to get access to the staves seen in vt2 that they still don't have

[gloomy tartan]

40k has goldfish tho like sefoni

[nocturne flicker]

beam staff would complete my psyker 🥰

[lucid yoke]

i need something that feels like flaming flail

[nocturne flicker]

they could probably give the psyker some kind of force flail

but it lights enemies up with soulblaze instead of doing what other force weapons do

doable

[gloomy tartan]

I want a heavy machine gun for my veteran

[lucid yoke]

lets see.. flamestorm = purgatus, bolt staff = voidstrike (kind of), conflagration = voidblast (again, kind of), soulstealer = electrokinetic staff (even more kind of)

[gloomy tartan]

And menthol cigarettes

[lucid yoke]

which leaves fireball, coruscation and beam

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna be like the veteran on the left of the talent tree

Smoking and shooting

[nocturne flicker]

i want some kind of las LMG/LSW.

a lascarbine with a drum power pack and improved barrel is something backed by lore, if fatshark doesn't want to deal with balancing hot-shots with normal las weapons

also models

[pseudo timber]

I think the robot character addition would be neat

I really hope it's not ganger but also the pawsibility of them bringing power fist makes me kinda hope it's them

[nocturne flicker]

there's models of it. but those are specifically tempestus aquilons hot-shot lascarbines with those modifications. still doable tho.

if a 40k weapon exists, and it's not like custodes gear, we can probably use a smaller and/or weaker version of it

[nocturne flicker]

e.g. relic blades

[lucid yoke]

i would like the emperor's sword (downscaled a little for my puny human hands, of course)

[nocturne flicker]

i'll send you elves when i find more

[arctic escarp]

plesae do

[whole glade]

guh

[lethal solstice]

I cannot wait to watch this chat experience ego death tomorrow

[lucid yoke]

a second delay

please

[old juniper]

Skiitari with an ability that spawns temporary servo skulls with guns.

[nocturne flicker]

i know what the class is. i have access to this information. you'll all see

[old juniper]

Big tiddy Ogryn Nurse

[broken cave]

we need a volley gun and volley las so bad

[strong vale]

field commisar

[lucid yoke]

h

how many commissars does atoma need

[jovial hearth]

I pray to the ommnisiah every night for it to be an admech class

[strong vale]

either that or tech priest

[hidden mantle]

I’d rather an admech than some stupid hillbilly wannabe gangster

[old juniper]

We already have that through the Veteran class though.

[compact adder]

And she's known as such a good kisser they call her the Snogryn.

[nocturne flicker]

i would accept a lascarbine with drum power pack too.

heck if they could do both, that'd be great. one punches through carapace, the other's more ammo-efficient bc the power packs are cheaper

[lucid yoke]

commissar class gets only one handed ranged weapons

shoot your teammate in the back of the head for guaranteed death to buff yourself and the other two

[blazing ibex]

can't experience ego death if i'm not expecting anything anyway B)

[old juniper]

Combat Servitor would be hilarious.

[lucid yoke]

enhanced if the one you shoot is a psyker

[jovial hearth]

Yup

[lethal solstice]

Whatever we get will be peak I'm just here to watch the inevitable shitshow

[nocturne flicker]

plasma pistol should prolly happen at some point. i think adding it with power falchion would've been a great idea but alas

[blazing ibex]

hiveganger, skitarii, beastman, as long as it's fun, it is fine by me

[arctic escarp]

but what if its not fun

[gloomy tartan]

The new class is Danny Devito

[arctic escarp]

will you crashout

[old juniper]

Beastman would be so outa pocket

[blazing ibex]

I will cry.

[lucid yoke]

so how would plasma pistol compare to bolt pistol, i dont remember the adms for full bolter vs plasma gun

[hexed vigil]

lore accurate comissar

built in friendly fire

shoot your team mates to buff their damage

[nocturne flicker]

it'll either be some kind of scum class or admech is my belief. either way, fatshark has their flaws but they always deliver on gameplay and such. it'll be good

[lucid yoke]

what would it be better at

[blazing ibex]

I will do it.

[lucid yoke]

vs worse

[gloomy tartan]

If it’s not fun then the gsme becomes goon tide 2 electric boogaloo

[jovial hearth]

Skitarii and beastman would be what I personally want, I don't think a hive ganger would offer anything new to the game tbh

[lucid yoke]

literally how it works in rogue trader

[nocturne flicker]

you can't balance Danny DeVito his mere existence makes him inherently OP

my brain tricks me into seeing myself as 100,000,001x hotter and bc of that i look in the mirror and see danny devito 🤤

[heavy compass]

does anyone know at what hour the class reveal releases?

[obtuse oak]

body dysmorphia (affectionate)

[rocky radish]

There will be an in game countdown

[nocturne flicker]

a hive ganger wouldn't, but fatshark wouldn't JUST do a hive ganger. it'd be a more broad scum class where hive ganger is like, one of the personalities. that's what i think

[obtuse oak]

about 12h from now, give or take

[heavy compass]

cheers lad

[nocturne flicker]

i'm talking pirates, gangers, scavs, desperados etc. etc.

[arctic escarp]

the woke mob :pensv

[jovial hearth]

I mean fair enough I suppose

[rocky radish]

I plan to sleep, wake up after a few hours, check the trailer, go back to sleep, then in the morning I'll have forgotten half of it so I can enjoy it twice

[jovial hearth]

I wouldn't mind like a pirate or something either

[nocturne flicker]

smuggled xenos weapons, dual wields, illegally-modified human weapons, maybe even makeshift weapons

[rocky radish]

Really need to farm resources if the new class is going to be interesting

[nocturne flicker]

agree. buuut i'd still PREFER admech over anything else personally

[jovial hearth]

As long as it's not just another dude who's entire premise is having a gun I'm alright with it

[jovial hearth]

Same

[arctic escarp]

the illegally modified weapon in question: extended mags, acog, foregrip

[whole glade]

me when

uhhh

gaytorades

[rocky radish]

Yeah. To be honest I'm a lot less strict than many other people. A new character is automatically a cool thing

[obtuse oak]

I really don't think fatshark would make a new class and the gimmick is "gun"

[arctic escarp]

theyve done it with BH

[compact adder]

Extra fun if you pronounce it like the name of an ancient Greek phiolospher.

[arctic escarp]

war funding...

[obtuse oak]

that was a game where being "the man with the gun" was a novel concept

i mean in dt

[nocturne flicker]

lmao.

i mean as a serious thing i'm talking about makeshift breach action bolters that work like ogryn rumbler/kickback type weapons.

shotlases to. shotlas is a 3-barrelled lasgun with a drum power pack that's been modified to have more damage falloff at the benefit of powering three simultaneous las beams with each volley. it's considered an illegal modification to do so

[worn quail]

if its hive scum i can make the funniest fucking joke ever

but theres no way its not skiitari

[rocky radish]

What if it was reversed? They pistol whip for melee and throw knives for ranged

[whole glade]

gay tor aids

[jovial hearth]

I mean it's 40k, there's so many unique classes they could do that I just don't really wanna see a hive ganger y'know

[worn quail]

peanut butter

pee, nut, butt, er

pretty fucked up isnt it

a single glimpse of my twisted reality

[whole glade]

pee nut butt her

[compact adder]

"Guy tora deez"

[worn quail]

feel a fractionof my pain

[obtuse oak]

it's 40k but it's also darktide, which deliberately does not encompass all of 40k.

[jovial hearth]

If they make it very very interesting I'll be 100% down for it

[obtuse oak]

it's not a 40k sandbox

[jovial hearth]

This is true

[whole glade]

gorrillanaire

[compact adder]

[jovial hearth]

Like I'm pretty alright with basically anything so long as it's interesting and plays well

[tender horizon]

Just things outta the Dark Heresy 2e sourcebook, and bits of Only War

[hexed vigil]

that's like saying I like the air so long as I can breath it

[nocturne flicker]

i defo want them to keep certain kinds of things out of darktide for sure. ESPECIALLY astartes unless they can make them like a biiig time boss fight against an unnamed CSM and they probably would have him be unkillable without at least an environmental factor

and even then it's like... they could do other stuff.

[jovial hearth]

Fair response

[hexed vigil]

you fight 1 Death Guard who's lost all their limbs and is literally just a bouncing torso, and even then you can only get it to call a draw

[hallow burrow]

Anybody know a release time?

[tender horizon]

My single greatest desire for a boss in DT is a swarm of nurglings

[jovial hearth]

Someone in the server brought up a cold trader idea as a class and that I would absolutely love

[jaunty path]

Nugget Marine? mmmm

[rocky radish]

Scroll up. It gets asked every 20 seconds

[jovial hearth]

Of course I doubt it will happen but it's a cool idea

[wraith rain]

Next month 🤭

[lucid yoke]

the humble 4 plasma vet squad:

[rocky radish]

December second

[hexed vigil]

lol, it was a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[nocturne flicker]

that'd be included under the "pirate" part of the scum archetype concept i mentioned, as pirates often participate in the cold trade. pretty sure hallowette does it for side cash but i could be misremembering

[hexed vigil]

that's one way to blueball someone

[lucid yoke]

we got the firepower for it

[hexed vigil]

every meta hating DT player is gonna shun you

[nocturne flicker]

one important thing to consider when thinking of potential archetypes, at least for now, is that the new archetype HAS to have a local contingent in the moebian domain.

so sororitas, admech and scum are ALL doable. sororitas is the most iffy of the three though

[rocky radish]

To be honest, I absolutely love meme teams

[hexed vigil]

it has got to be rashun related.

only reason the original release was so close to the rashun event

[nocturne flicker]

this is due to local warp-related issues that haven't yet subsided

[hexed vigil]

i.e. GW

[lucid yoke]

ah, but it doesnt matter, because you have a full squad so they cant join you anyway

[hexed vigil]

lol true

[lucid yoke]

4 plasma is one of the less meme setups i can think of

plasma is just so strong

[rocky radish]

I considered that as well. But I'm not knowledgeable enough to know which class that might relate to

[lucid yoke]

chef class!

[jovial hearth]

I talked with a friend of mine who knows way more about 40k lore than me and he suggested a sister repentia or a hospitaller

[lucid yoke]

throwable meat cleavers!

[nocturne flicker]

it is. but plasma is one of those weapons where a small handful of tweaks would be enough to bring it from busted OP to balanced

[sacred thorn]

It's gonna be the Long Skitarii

[lucid yoke]

turn beast of nurgle into a buff for your allies

[rocky radish]

Anything x4 is a meme team in my simple mind. Even if it's effective

[nocturne flicker]

yeah, doable i'm pretty sure. however the sororitas are NOT my area of expertise unless they start adding femboy eunuchs so

[lucid yoke]

which 4 of the same class team would be the best (dont need to be the same build)

[nocturne flicker]

grain of salt on them from me

[nocturne flicker]

4 ogryn

[hexed vigil]

There's a Necromunda model called "Bigby Crump - Ratling slopper"

so I'm like 20% sure that we're getting a ratling

[lucid yoke]

a femboy eunuch is like an angel without wings

thats not my quote

[jovial hearth]

A sister repentia in my mind would play pretty close to the zealot we already have

[nocturne flicker]

hey they have to get around the "men can't join" rule somehow. the sororitas themselves are created from a loophole so

[jovial hearth]

I don't know much about the adeptus soroitas, not what I personally like

[outer jasper]

chat are we ready for a hive ganger?

are we ready to cry?

I am

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. sororitas imo would probably take a leaf from grail knight's book. add little "quests" that give you buffs or resources like ammo, stimms, etc.

[worn quail]

crying at this

[nocturne flicker]

me neither no. admech are more my speed of the two

[jovial hearth]

I wouldn't mind that

[worn quail]

what the fuck is that name

[hexed vigil]

TLDR : secretive sect of warrior space nuns get recruited by Goge Vandire to be his personal army, and after Goge gets deposed, the Ethnarchy is banned form having MEN of arms, so they set up the Sisters of Battle to serve as their army.

[rocky radish]

Dunno about best, but I wanna try 4 assail psykers. Just once

[worn quail]

[rocky radish]

And 4 ogryns sounds OP

[jovial hearth]

Well I know about goge lol but that's about my knowledge of them

[nocturne flicker]

Bilbo Baggins with a Long-Las in darktide before admech is crazy

[rocky radish]

4 arbis in a low level match making the dogs do everything

[compact adder]

It's such a good fun time to do that. Even better when you randomly pug into a group and you're all ogryns.

[jovial hearth]

I've always personally been more of a fan of the dark angels but recently I've been leaning into learning about the night lords

[nocturne flicker]

Loyalist Emperor's Children 🤤

[hexed vigil]

lol, literal dog-walking simulator

[stark bobcat]

even 1 arby with dog can solo

[jovial hearth]

Also fair, Rylanor the homie

[raven furnace]

I'M AWAKE! Is it out? 🥹

[stark bobcat]

I even have a dog only auric solo video

[rocky radish]

4 grenade spam vets would be fun, just once

[compact adder]

circa 12 hours

[rocky radish]

Link?

[nocturne flicker]

in about... 11 hours iirc?

[outer jasper]

give it like 10 hours

[raven furnace]

💀

[stark bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxnRRkCieHM&t=1165s

[nocturne flicker]

💋

[hexed vigil]

no cap, but Rylanor is hella over hyped

his one call to fame is trying to bomb Fulgrim, and he didn't even do that right

[rocky radish]

Arigato

[raven furnace]

✊ 😘

[nocturne flicker]

that's rude. it's arigatou gozaimasu 😤

[jovial hearth]

I just find him funny

[lucid yoke]

you cant just say no cap to give your words more power

can you?

[nocturne flicker]

clonegrim is my boy. bring him back G-dubbs pls

[jovial hearth]

Oh god I forgot about clonegrim

[hexed vigil]

I blame the Russian Badger. I learned all this slag from watching his streams

[nocturne flicker]

where'd malarkey go

gonna kiss his leaf loving face where is he

[jovial hearth]

Isn't he in trayzns vault rn?

[whole glade]

erm

[outer jasper]

malarkey fucking died

[whole glade]

ermmmmmmmmm

[nocturne flicker]

he is yeah

i'll break him out

[lucid yoke]

in our hearts

[whole glade]

i love dracula flow

[jovial hearth]

God I love trazyn

[hexed vigil]

sold out by f'ing Bile

[nocturne flicker]

I keep my Recon Lasgun in the Vaults of Moravec 😤

[lucid yoke]

clonegrim will be the 6th classs

[jovial hearth]

All my homies hate Fabius Bile

[nocturne flicker]

he did one thing right and that was making clonegrim.

then he managed to fuck that up too

[jovial hearth]

Exactly

[whole glade]

we smoking heretics, we smoking nurgle, they forgot im him

[gloomy tartan]

Dracula flow

[nocturne flicker]

fulgrim should've bashed fbile's skull in with a chair or something early on

[gloomy tartan]

Melk smokes oregano

[median sinew]

did the trailer get delayed yet?

[nocturne flicker]

go to darktide's subreddit and search "darktide flow" you'll have a good laugh.

[jovial hearth]

Honestly surprised clonegrim didn't

[nocturne flicker]

it's coming in about 11 hours iirc maybe 10?

[whole glade]

bet

[nocturne flicker]

you're welcome 😉

[median sinew]

I cant wait that long

[nocturne flicker]

"These Acolytes are interrogating me about “tainted Stimms” as if I didn’t kill a random Servitor back on the Mourningstar."

that's my favourite one that i posted on there

[whole glade]

"I don't know who I am anymore I'm getting too many Ordo Dockets."

"My Diamantine comes from the most horrific situations possible."

"I keep my Columnus in the Vaults of Moravec."

"I'm smoking Stimm-laced cereal milk, I see the Emperor."

"We smoking Poxwalker."

"The Zarona got me moving like an invasive species."

[obtuse oak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx5-IU-qzyc&t=56s good times

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i started that thread. a stroke of genius that i'll take years to do the likes of again

[whole glade]

smoking nurgles bubba kush

[nocturne flicker]

enjoy 😉

[whole glade]

i love to rewatch Pootis Engage while im feeling down

[jovial hearth]

What does everyone think the new class will be? Or hoping it'll be at least

[somber stream]

TODAY

[stark bobcat]

Beastmen

[whole glade]

twinks

[trim lotus]

where's class reveal William

[nocturne flicker]

"I took two limitless Stimms to limit myself."

"They needed an Infiltrate Veteran, so I put my hands on the Hibachi hotplate at Benihana and burned my karking fingerprints off. They will not find me."

[lucid yoke]

itll be you

[trim lotus]

Khorne champion

[hexed vigil]

that short is peak anime

[trim lotus]

without any ranged weapon

[rocky radish]

That's rude. It's domo arigatou zonjimasu

[trim lotus]

just axe as a primary and another axe as a secondary

[median sinew]

its too bad they had to remove some of the music because of copyright stuff.

[trim lotus]

basically Bardin

[rocky radish]

Thanks

[jovial hearth]

Good ole bardin

[trim lotus]

(but unlike Bardin with no throwing axes)

[whole glade]

OHHH THE RUSSIAN THAN?

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

[trim lotus]

i dont like the idea of throwing chain axes

[jovial hearth]

I mained him for a while then switched to grail knight because I just enjoyed him more

[whole glade]

I hear theyre making a new episode

[trim lotus]

its kinda scary tbh

[jovial hearth]

What about power axes

[gloomy tartan]

I bet Khorne uses axe body spray

[trim lotus]

i would make that deal

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy guys think?

[trim lotus]

damn good deal

[crimson crane]

The new class revealed yet?

[gloomy tartan]

Yes it’s a tall woman and she’s disappointed in you

[rocky radish]

Yes. It's an impatient hive ganger

[trim lotus]

tall woman would never disappoint me

[gloomy tartan]

But you disappoint her

[trim lotus]

and id never disappoint her

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

[crimson crane]

Dommy mommy plz don't hate me 😔

[vivid sequoia]

I named my zealot class zesty-zealot >:3

[gloomy tartan]

You would

[median sinew]

it being a hive ganger doesnt make sense tho, right? cus thats already a backstory to all the rejects that htey can have, right?

[opal pulsar]

How many hours left

[tropic halo]

Reveal today how we feeling?

[trim lotus]

bad

[tropic halo]

Oh no

[lucid yoke]

neutral

[gloomy tartan]

Excited and optimistic

It will be new so that’s cool

[median sinew]

i hope they dont delay it again, cus now im already pre-emptively disapointed.

[jovial hearth]

My friend named his arbites corpse starch creator

[trim lotus]

im a fucking junkie i need that hit of a new class reveal i cant wait anymore

GIVE ME MY NEW CLASS

[rocky radish]

@obtuse oak for the love of the Emperor, please pin the reveal time or something

[lucid yoke]

if they want to do the class then they'll change the background

but im betting on tech adjacent myself

[gloomy tartan]

I mean arbites has a unique background don’t they?

[rocky radish]

In December

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sure new class will too

[median sinew]

i cant play the game until the new class gets revealed, cus im too busy waiting.

[nocturne flicker]

i don't use dove that's all i say.

my mediterranean body is too powerful for dove antiperspirant

[trim lotus]

i need at least something, like they did with arbites

[nocturne flicker]

dove sucks ass btw

[trim lotus]

just nurglites chillin and something runs to them

[gloomy tartan]

I ment the god lmao

If I’m talking about you specifically I’ll @ you lol

[nocturne flicker]

if dove says "72 hours" it lasts 72 seconds

[gloomy tartan]

I’d guess your an old spice

[nocturne flicker]

maybe 72 minutes if you spend it in air conditioning

[rocky radish]

The reveal is in half a day

[gloomy tartan]

I have a old spice body wash that smells like a velociraptor

[median sinew]

i think the new class will be the medic from tf2

[gloomy tartan]

I got it because it has a velociraptor on it

[trim lotus]

old spice 🐐

[gloomy tartan]

It’s purple

[nocturne flicker]

rexona mainly. old spice isn't common here to my knowledge outside of cities

[gloomy tartan]

We will get you old spice

[nocturne flicker]

thank you 🥰

[gloomy tartan]

We’re a old spice empire of mankind here

[whole glade]

say peanuts without the T

[trim lotus]

peanus

[gloomy tartan]

Reported for goon

[whole glade]

haahaahahahahah

[nocturne flicker]

you mean an actual velociraptor or a deinonychus?

deinonychus are what movies call "velociraptors", jurassic park being an example

[opal pulsar]

Can you believe it guys

[gloomy tartan]

It looks like the Jurassic park style raptor

[opal pulsar]

Reveal is just some hours away

[stark bobcat]

its only a week away

[opal pulsar]

Woohoo

[brittle oracle]

10hrs remain

[opal pulsar]

I am so happy about this information

[nocturne flicker]

real velociraptors weren't much taller than chickens

[gloomy tartan]

The velociraptor slim but deinonychus big

[trim lotus]

i bet they taste like chicken

[gloomy tartan]

Real velociraptors could still slice your ankles

[lucid yoke]

do they smell meaningfully different

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i get ya now 😉

[marsh iris]

[nocturne flicker]

not sure i'm just being autistic

[gloomy tartan]

Dat ide?

[rocky radish]

<t:1763485200>

[gloomy tartan]

Da tide ?

[lucid yoke]

fake dinosaur nerd smh

[nocturne flicker]

and i like jurassic mark A LOT. especially the novel

[trim lotus]

darktide

[marsh iris]

da

[trim lotus]

first person coop game

[gloomy tartan]

I love dinosaurs

[vivid sequoia]

Hiii fren

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why I’m a Godzilla nerd

[lucid yoke]

i sniff dinosaurs on the daily

up close even

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla is basically dinosaur Jesus

[nocturne flicker]

true. i'll better myself by researching deinonychus vs velociraptor scent

[nocturne flicker]

wassup homie!

[lucid yoke]

honestly

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could send a pic of the body wash

It’s just a dinosaur on the front of this old spice

A purple raptor

[lucid yoke]

if cologne advertised themselves as making you smell like a dinosaur

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t even remember what the scent is

[lucid yoke]

maybe i would buy it

[gloomy tartan]

But I smell like a dinosaur

[nocturne flicker]

i'd send pic of washing body if it wasn't considered socially inappropriate 😤

[marsh iris]

imagine the smell

[hexed vigil]

ah yes, the most useful natural camoflauge... at the bottom of the sea where there is no light

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll go check

It’s called raptor strike

[rocky radish]

I used to buy body wash from Lush. I think it was called Fairy Snow. There's no reason a manly man can't smell like a pretty princess

[lucid yoke]

raptors are purple because purple is stealthy, just like for orks

[gloomy tartan]

And it’s a strawberry pink raptor

With black markings

[lucid yoke]

i think most of the scents picked for cologne kind of suck ass

[gloomy tartan]

Dark berry scent

[nocturne flicker]

i love how orks possess gaslighting magic

[lucid yoke]

and i also hate floral scents so

[nocturne flicker]

but it works on themselves instead of others

[gloomy tartan]

Old spice raptor strike and old spice lavander

[marsh iris]

i bathe in instant coffee

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the combo we’re rocking rn boys

[lucid yoke]

i dont want to smell like wood or lavender

[gloomy tartan]

A raptor and lavander

That’s what I smell like

[nocturne flicker]

guardsman: "i'm an ork i'm an ork!"
orks: "wait... he IS an ork."
the guardsman then becomes an ork

[gloomy tartan]

I wish cologne was made out of scorpions or something cool

Instead of beaver ass glands or whale barf

[nocturne flicker]

i just use antiperspirant

[lucid yoke]

why didnt we pick food scents for cologne/perfume

is it because of cannibals

[gloomy tartan]

Because men can’t smell like food

Only concepts

[lucid yoke]

then why do i want to eat them

[gloomy tartan]

Like raptor strike

[nocturne flicker]

i'm just saying, the existence of the uncanny valley COULD imply there was an evolutionary reason for why we fear things that look sort of human but not fully.

[gloomy tartan]

Women get flower scents or food scents guys smell raptor strike or octopus reef or concepts like storm chaser or cool cat

That’s big shampo and body wash for ya

[marsh iris]

raptor? like the CSM assault marine?

[rocky radish]

I saw some deodorant called "London". Why would someone want to smell like beer, cigarettes and pee?

[lucid yoke]

raptor strike will make you very attractive to raptors when they become de-extinct

[gloomy tartan]

Do you really think so?

[trim lotus]

and noife

[gloomy tartan]

😄

[nocturne flicker]

ofc there's the avoidance of dead bodies bc they spread disease. but what if there was something ELSE?

[lucid yoke]

how much do you love raptors

[rocky radish]

I almost spat out my drink

[lucid yoke]

if a lot, then yes

[gloomy tartan]

As much as French fries

[lucid yoke]

yeah skinwalkers

[gloomy tartan]

Sweet

[lucid yoke]

we knew this

[gloomy tartan]

Skinwalkers stank too

Stank ass mf skin walker

Got no class

[lucid yoke]

why didnt they put on raptor strike so they could get that sweet raptor... raptor.... rapt

[rocky radish]

Stankwalkers

[nocturne flicker]

you know i'm obsessed with it. can't get enough. back at it with another milksha- heeeeelp. heeeeeeeeeeeelp. heeelp me. heeeeeelp.

[gloomy tartan]

Sweet raptor what now sir?

I thought this was Jurassic park not your ass thick park

I must of got on the wrong plane

[nocturne flicker]

life should uh... stop finding ways 😭

[gloomy tartan]

We must escape the island

[lucid yoke]

what audience did you think raptor strike could have possibly been for???

[gloomy tartan]

Why can candles smell like food but people can’t

[nocturne flicker]

exactly. neanderthals, denisovans, cro-magnons etc.

[lucid yoke]

i suppose making other people hungry when they're near you isnt always a positive

[gloomy tartan]

People who like smelling like raptors

[lucid yoke]

although green apple shampoo is delicious

[gloomy tartan]

Which apparently smelled like berries

[nocturne flicker]

modern humans even tend to have marginal traces of neanderthal DNA due to interbreeding between humans and neanderthals

[lucid yoke]

and who is more attracted to the scent of raptors than another raptor

[nocturne flicker]

when i say humans i mean homosapiens

[rocky radish]

I have an almost pathological attraction to anyone who smells like coconut. It's almost scary

[gloomy tartan]

Marginal dna is how some women describe men

[lucid yoke]

i should mix every kind of shampoo to have the widest appeal possible

dunk my hair backwards in a cauldron

[nocturne flicker]

exactly

[gloomy tartan]

You would smell like SMELL

You would be all the scents at once Omni scent

[nocturne flicker]

i think there's at least some credibility to other kinds of humans influencing the uncanny valley

[lucid yoke]

i would be simultaneouly delicious and repulsive

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t like uncanny valley

When it hits it’s freaky

Kill it with fire

[lucid yoke]

uncanny value is hot

[gloomy tartan]

When it’s funny and not actually close enough to be confused for human it’s funny

[lucid yoke]

valley.

uncanny valley.

[gloomy tartan]

Like moth man hot?

[lucid yoke]

yeah like moth man, sure

[gloomy tartan]

I can understand that

Moth man is mysterious like Batman

Clearly knowledgeable about bridges

Apparently has a great ass if that statue of him is correct

[nocturne flicker]

"if any cryptid could beat bigfoot in a fight, and i don't know if that's possible, i'd have to go with the mothman" 🗣️🔥

[gloomy tartan]

Lizard men in the sewers is stupid and funny cryptid

[lucid yoke]

bigfoot would never get the hit on mothman

whats he gonna do, flap his hairy arms up and down and fly-oh shit

[vivid sequoia]

I named my arbiters class alexyie and then named my dog lexyie-toma

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like if a elf was discovered someone would shoot it with a crossbow while hunting deer or something

[lucid yoke]

very funny

[gloomy tartan]

Same with Bigfoot

[lucid yoke]

wouldnt you?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why Bigfoot has to kill any witnesses

Like solid snake

[jovial hearth]

I named mine Jerry and then the dog Ginger, mainly because I couldn't think of anything unique lol

[vivid sequoia]

For the lex!

[gloomy tartan]

If I saw a elf I would probably just turn around

[vivid sequoia]

Mine just a play on words cause yk FOR THE LEX!

[primal tartan]

anyone else for arby just prefer shock maul, no shield
and shotgun

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t want it to curse me with its knife ears

[vivid sequoia]

So my arbites is alexyie and meh dog's name lexyie-toma lol

[lucid yoke]

thats incredibly common

[vivid sequoia]

So silly

[lucid yoke]

and thats mostly how i run arbites

[primal tartan]

mine is named Abelard

What a terrible typo

[gloomy tartan]

New class is tom and Jerry

[lucid yoke]

shock maul is probably the most popular arbites melee, it does most everything great and unyielding okay (which shotgun does amazing)

[lucid yoke]

a freudian slip

you're imagining it

[vivid sequoia]

Nah new class is Dante from devil may cry

[primal tartan]

Well I also have the Unyielding enemy damage charm

[median sinew]

the new class will be a titan

[abstract crypt]

When is the reveal?

[lucid yoke]

arby has shotgun, other shotgun, shredder auto, bolt pistol and bolter

[primal tartan]

new class is Ice Spice

[jaunty path]

next year

[lucid yoke]

and a few autos i guess.

[jaunty path]

shhhhh

[jaunty path]

be quiet

[cosmic dew]

Do you promise

[lucid yoke]

why is the reveal? havent we had enough content? fatshark has fallen

[vivid sequoia]

Nah actaully new class Jesper kaydes printer because he's printer made most of the beats for it

[primal tartan]

||Fartshark||

[thorn copper]

New class is....

[astral jungle]

Remember rejects. Today is a day to rejoice. For Rannick has deemed it so ; ||announcement is delayed yet again.||

[gray shadow]

well i suppose in "2" hours more we gonna have the trailer... Dx

[primal tartan]

i thought it was like, 8 more hours

idk for fact

[astral jungle]

It’s gonna be somewhere Swedish time.

[primal tartan]

I'm on Atoma time

[gray shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-gif-26454802

[primal tartan]

MRBEAST CLASS

[astral jungle]

Aroma doesn’t keep track of time. Time is the domain of Tzeentsch.

[thorn copper]

MRRRBEAST

[glossy bear]

I hope its a free class

[astral jungle]

[primal tartan]

[glossy bear]

And tzeentsch is heresy

[glossy bear]

[median sinew]

im an engineering student so i just hope its a mechanicus character.

[glossy bear]

Im also an engineering student

[astral jungle]

It’s gonna be a rogue trader.

[glossy bear]

[primal tartan]

impossible

[gloomy tartan]

The new class is Copium

[primal tartan]

it's going to be a Trader Rogue

[median sinew]

nice

[glossy bear]

Nah its Custodians but if you die you get banned

[median sinew]

my engineering field might be called "Mechatronics" in english, but that doesnt seem entirely a correct translation, i have heard some say its not "real engineering" tho.

[thorn copper]

In steam

[astral jungle]

I studied IT but ended up in contracting business.

[glossy bear]

Praise the Omnisiah

[primal tartan]

hi Mr. Jeffrey Bezos

[glossy bear]

Ye

[primal tartan]

amazon prime class

[astral jungle]

No. It’s more contract specialist. But idk if it’s the same description in English.

[tame cypress]

a sentient gun

[primal tartan]

Skippy

[astral jungle]

So you’re saying it’s gonna be a muscle mommy.

[tame cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/reference-captain-america-avengers-understood-gif-7991943

[primal tartan]

a giant mail truck with an Amazon prime logo

[astral jungle]

Cool. And all it delivers is disappointment and union busting.

[cosmic dew]

I would love for it to be a ratling so i can create the fellowship

[median sinew]

its odd that in english "automation engineer" means "car engineer" even tho a car isnt an "automation" its an "automobile" so it doesnt make sense.

[jaunty path]

How do you even do this

[tame cypress]

Driving in my car right after a bear, hey that bump is shaped like a scab!

[somber stream]

Delayed, again?

[median sinew]

cus in norway an "automation engineer" means an engineer that actually automates thing instead.

[jaunty path]

yea

[thorn copper]

New class is Serious Sam

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what rank would an tanker commander be in the guard?

[primal tartan]

maybe as automotive too

[gloomy tartan]

Or is tanker commander a rank?

[obtuse oak]

Automation in English usually refers to turning manual processes into something that happens automatically, are you sure that an automation engineer works on cars?

[astral jungle]

Well. It can also mean golf cart engineer. Since that’s automated driving too.

Or electric step

[somber stream]

Bruh, I'm starting to think they'll scrap the class altogether

[astral jungle]

[somber stream]

I literally just got here

[primal tartan]

the new class is a Fatshark Employe

[astral jungle]

Yeh and they’re gonna remove zealots.

[somber stream]

Blue balls, again!

[obtuse oak]

What?

[tame cypress]

what do you mean? It's today, it's written right there

[lucid yoke]

what?

[primal tartan]

heretical misinformation

[lucid yoke]

it hasnt been delayed again

[tame cypress]

this is reverse coping

[marsh iris]

delay deez

[jaunty path]

Yeah sorry everyone it's been delayed to when it actually releases.

[somber stream]

Wasn't it 18th

[astral jungle]

You’re just too early for the hype party.

[primal tartan]

I sentence you to 10,000 blighted stims.

[median sinew]

idk, its just that whenever ive tried to translate the norwegain "automasjons ingeniør" directly translated to "automation engineer" i just get no correct answers to what it is and the closest i get is an engineer that works on cars.

[marsh iris]

sorry guys it was my fault actually

[astral jungle]

18th in Europe.

[obtuse oak]

Tuesday november 18th. That's today. That's the date in the timestamp.

[lucid yoke]

it is 19th in my timezone but thats

[jaunty path]

It's been delayed

[somber stream]

I'm blind

[primal tartan]

I want to play as Peter Griffin

[lucid yoke]

thats timezones

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would a tank commander in the guard be like a captain in rank ?

[lucid yoke]

why would it be delayed by ONE day

[astral jungle]

For someone claiming to be illuminating. That’s kinda serious.

[tame cypress]

cause screw you bog!

[jovial hearth]

Great question

[jaunty path]

We do this specifically so you suffer

[obtuse oak]

<t:1763485200:F>

[gloomy tartan]

The ranks seem confusing in the guard lol

[obtuse oak]

That's what the markdown code looks like.

[lucid yoke]

well screw you too, i hope its 'insert class you didnt want it to be'

[primal tartan]

[tame cypress]

if it looks cooler than you, it can shoot you

[marsh iris]

1 AM

[astral jungle]

Komissar is the best job. Shout and/or shoot/stab things.

[somber stream]

Ayyyy 6 pm leggo

[obtuse oak]

The numbers refer to the specific time and date

[jovial hearth]

I do not know anything about ranks in the guard but I would probably say a tank commander in the guard could be a captain or something else

[median sinew]

unless your ciaphus cain.

[obtuse oak]

I don't know how the number is composed, there are markdown timestamp generators online that can spit out the right code

[thick fog]

The hopium is today varlets

[lucid yoke]

ciaphas cain might nearly die several times a year, but he's enormously famous and handsome

his life isnt that bad

[gloomy tartan]

I have a tanker commander jacket and started wondering what rank that wouel be

[astral jungle]

Too bad we got wish.com Sly Marbo’s instead.

[gloomy tartan]

Sorry I’m random

[tame cypress]

that's fine, if it does end up being your mother at least nurgle will finally be dethroned

[median sinew]

that is true, but he still hates his job id assume.

[obtuse oak]

Knight Commander

[somber stream]

I had mine set set UTC +9 and forgot to revert it

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds so fucking cool

[stable wasp]

7pm today? quite the wait for me today

[lucid yoke]

fair enough i guess

[obtuse oak]

Rarely used because 40k fiction never focuses on tank commanders but there is one famous one and that's his rank.

[lucid yoke]

you do not want a fifth chaos god

[median sinew]

personally i think the next class will be john gramaticus, or Jørgen

[lucid yoke]

it will not end well

[obtuse oak]

Knight Commander Pask

[gloomy tartan]

I am so using that

[median sinew]

is that how his name is spelled? or is it jurgen?

[astral jungle]

At least it ain’t pops with the belt.

[lucid yoke]

it is spelled how you want it to be

but it is jurgen

[tame cypress]

there's already five, hell, even six if you look at it that way

[median sinew]

there will be a tanner tea grenade replacer node in the skill tree.

[obtuse oak]

I have it on good authority that the reveal is confirmed to actually happen today. No roadblocks.

[lucid yoke]

whats the sixth to you

[gloomy tartan]

Hell yeah!

[lucid yoke]

hank please

[gloomy tartan]

No roadblocks sounds awesome

[lucid yoke]

you're supposed to crush our hopes

[obtuse oak]

I am, and always have been, a man of the people

[astral jungle]

Instead the entire road is gone.

[gloomy tartan]

This is the 2nd time I’ve met hank and they seem pretty peak

[tame cypress]

I'd argue Isha can fill that role by now

[obtuse oak]

"enemy approaching from the east"

"confirmed, removing east"

type shit

[gloomy tartan]

I love that ship that removed a hill

Don’t shoot America’s boats

We get triggered

We fucking love our boats

[astral jungle]

It’s like the age old adagium used by the Ordo Artillerus. “Eff these coordinates.”

[obtuse oak]

Boats are pretty based

[lucid yoke]

the roadblock wont be that the reveal is delayed again

[gloomy tartan]

They do be floating

[lucid yoke]

itll be that fatshark is shutting down

[gloomy tartan]

Floating is based

[obtuse oak]

"fuck this zipcode in particular"

[tame cypress]

nice try buddy, but I'll believe it when I see it. Call me Tau the way that goes over my head

[gloomy tartan]

A mosquito bit me guys, Drop the sun in that general direction

[primal tartan]

burger king macdonald

[lucid yoke]

if i ask you how many chaos gods and you answer "more than five" you deserve whatever happens next

[astral jungle]

At least they didn’t put in Mad Dog Mattis. Patron Saint of Combined Arms Warfare.

[gloomy tartan]

What

[obtuse oak]

The Tau aren't, but their human auxiliaries are

[tame cypress]

Good for them! Hopefully it goes for them more like the orcs rather than the eldars!

[obtuse oak]

Their faith is creating the Goddess of the Greater Good in the Warp

[gloomy tartan]

Tau don’t have noses 👃

[obtuse oak]

The Tau themselves have no Warp presence and aren't capable

[gloomy tartan]

Wait their human forces are making a tau godmanifest in the warp?

[obtuse oak]

Yes

It's one of the coolest lore developments of modern 40k imo

[tame cypress]

Where's my gue'vesa psycher at?

[astral jungle]

So essentially they’re making Tau Mommy meme. A reality.

[gloomy tartan]

So the tau gather humans the humans drink the koolaid so hard they start manifesting a god for the tau in the warp by being such believers in the cause ?

And this wasn’t on purpose?

[tame cypress]

I see the vision with the possible return of the emperor... two young gods and they'll totally be friends, trust

[obtuse oak]

The Tau themselves seem pretty surprised by the development

[tame cypress]

they ally and we defeat chaos (and the grey knights) and the tyranids with the power of friendship

[gloomy tartan]

Oh it’s all the tau allies who have warp abilities

Slash connection

Ok I get ya

Yeah I’m surprised we’re allies with space elves

[tame cypress]

I was JUST about to write that

[lucid yoke]

and then the universe ends to make way for warhammer age of 50k or whatever

[gloomy tartan]

The tau just wake up and go wait we have a god now?

[tame cypress]

And then Big E ends up being buddy with two alien godesses, and the universe enters an age more like roman times

[vague elm]

10 hrs

[gloomy tartan]

Roman times?

So like a lot of wine and togas?

[lucid yoke]

check the pins

[gloomy tartan]

An amalgamation of beliefs?

[wooden creek]

The tau do have some warp presence, it's just very very weak and barely perceptible. I think one of the short stories in the Deathwatch rulebooks confirms that, it has a psyker thinking there were no tau present at a location, then suddenly picking up the faintest hint of a "warpspoor" when they were about to leave, and realising that their presence was much weaker than he initially thought

[hexed vigil]

that reveal was so ass

and it was literally just their Warp godzilla

no thematic greater good associated thing

unga bunga big blue lady smack bad guy

[lucid yoke]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

Blue lady smacked bad guy?

I heard Godzilla so it sounds cool

[hexed vigil]

Tava goddess literally just shows up and smacks some peeps then dips

[tame cypress]

yeah, the allied empires of tau, elves and humans finally get through the with the crusade, and then have to fight the Severian Dominate who took control of all the entire side by then

[gloomy tartan]

So their godess is represented by a giant woman slapping the bad guys like a pimp from the 70s then dipping like a deadbeat dad meme ?

[tame cypress]

so, like rome, fighting a part of the empire that said screw you we can do better

[gloomy tartan]

Am I getting this right?

That’s like jimmy neutrons parents when jimmy makes some bullshit

It has a chosen one?

[tame cypress]

in reality we'll just get hit with nothing happens

[gloomy tartan]

For a new god bitch is moving along quick on her first anime arc

[keen moon]

this one is for the fat sharks in the back

[tame cypress]

well, certainly slower than how the last god moved

[gloomy tartan]

So she’s power leveling ?

She’s trying to catch up to the big Leagues

Start doing havoc missions

[gloomy tartan]

You got a point more numbers more belief more power

Cuz math

I fucking hate math

[solid apex]

so the rations even was genestealers infestation all along

[hexed vigil]

TLDR yes

[tame cypress]

she's moving fast, but much slower than big S since there's only so few humans in the Taus and also she's not being matrialized by literal FREAK

[solid apex]

can't change my mind now

[gloomy tartan]

Who has the most numbers faction wise?

[hexed vigil]

Tyranids

[gloomy tartan]

That’s scary

wtf

[tame cypress]

The taus can clearly see and be affected by her, but didn't the other person say the humans are creating her?

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t they breed the fastest too

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh …

[tame cypress]

I dunno, orcs could get there

[gloomy tartan]

Mushrooms

[wooden creek]

I think Goddess Tau'va is described as looking like a mixture of t'au and human, with a featureless face and multiple arms holding artifacts associated with all the species worshipping her. Humans probably account for a lot of that given how many there are in the tau empire at this point

[tame cypress]

orcs VS nids on that one planet

[gloomy tartan]

So after tyranids it’s orks who have most numbers ?

[wooden creek]

Which makes it kinda interesting if she's going to get mixed into the imperial belief at some point, given that the tau tend to permit a sanitized version of the imperial cult

[tame cypress]

Literally eternal WWWWAAAAAGH

[hexed vigil]

Probably the Imperium

[gloomy tartan]

Is humanity the third place for most numbers ?

[wooden creek]

Tau'va and the Emperor sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[tame cypress]

I am telling you, the Tava and Young emperor duo is gonna be bangers /s

[solid apex]

this one happens on spacehulks lots of times. Green folks love dem nids on their flying rocks

[tame cypress]

dang, it's a lot less cool and interesting now

[solid apex]

cause they ave something to beat while flying

[gloomy tartan]

Nids in darktide would be broken

[glossy bear]

Why tho

[solid apex]

2 psykers with flame staff would deal with any amount of nids 😄

[tame cypress]

nonsense, if three terminators can do it, four perfectly lore balanced rejects of society can too

[gloomy tartan]

I like the slug and plague ogryn

[glossy bear]

An arbites would deffo

[glossy bear]

I dont like the plague ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Darktide has enough weird shit

[glossy bear]

[solid apex]

dog pounces lictor
gg ro re

[glossy bear]

[glossy bear]

[marsh iris]

im into darktide

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I wouldn’t get mad if they added new enemies

[glossy bear]

Everyone is

[tame cypress]

Bro, that one video where arbites go against nids to save psychers

[rustic gate]

GUYS

[glossy bear]

Ye

[glossy bear]

No

[rustic gate]

you can put whatever you want in your pronouns

[rustic gate]

Exterminatus

[tame cypress]

Stand and die protocol

[marsh iris]

i need to be inside darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Nids event

[glossy bear]

You didnt know?

[whole glade]

smol mouf. smol teef.

[rustic gate]

NO

[whole glade]

fuck yaself

[solid apex]

can't stand, me sees crusher's overhead, me dodges right into it

[glossy bear]

Also you are a stinky skaven

[rustic gate]

Check out mine now

[glossy bear]

Just watch ntts

[solid apex]

got a habit with arby shield xD