#general-chat
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dahhhnald
Melt like a tooth in coke a cola
It’s unalloyed gold, scrub
Donald is such a sick name actually why tf am I trying to go by Ronald when I could be Donald
Wouldn't matter, just embrace the rot and enjoy your final fuck
Those damn Swedes better
Oh yeah.. cause of that dickhead
chastity cage for feet? miyazaki i thought you were a good man
We refuse.
You realize you can have sex without dying right? You aren’t an octopus?
I really want a Votann Legionaire bc Space Dwarf, but I'm sure it won't happen
Rather not risk it
You guys are having sex?
I want my friend Jackson in the game
some women are worth risking your life for
DJT and Joe Biden yaoi shippers freaking out rn because their ship isn’t canon (DJT x bill clinton shippers sky high)
I’ll still take my chances with sefoni
fax like whats up with that
Sounds like cowardice. Get in there trooper and serve Slaanesh the Emperor!
Simple. Another case of an open homophobe being super gay. Also being a pedophile, but that was already known
Atleast we can all agree
Not really a criticism though. Yeah both have incest. The other has a cyborg slave labor of all kinds, normal slavery, Mass Murder, and a nazi-ass fanbase.
The other portrays an abusive relationship between two siblings and shows how fucking toxic Ashley is. Coffin game does the literal opposite of what people say it does because no one can be assed to play or even just watch Gameplay. If you're being at all serious I'm going to cave your skull in with my bare hands and eat your brain gore.
Coffin game is deadass just an edgy visual novel
What the sam hill fuck did I walk in on
im not reading allat
Karnak twins and cuck chairs
Me when I'm true
oh….that game…

Poor Wolfer being in that chair.
I don't like either of those
It's literally nothing.
You walked into it this time
you're one of us (the good guys)
I feel bad for woofers sister
I woulda expected a grandmaster gooner like yourself to appreciate such antics
just say goonmaster
No.
Nothing against the chairs I'm just not interested in the idea of getting put in time-out
what time is the class reveal?
If we're not allowed to make games like coffin game HUMANITY IS FUCKED.
Next they’ll ban sitting in closets in Superman outfits
you're not
Look me will admit, I’m a DEGENERATE
butt that Ending in that Coffin game is deeper depths of HEL even i wont dive in
Me have ✨STANDARDS✨ u see
because you get negative aura for doing so
💐
💍 
Can anyone hopium with me that the next event will be twins?
The next event is twin what?
I don't like recognizing that reference
Helicopter rat is peak
I remember when I played Shovel Knight. Was a peak game.
Foul skaven
Oh wait I can do that huh
Someone here has inspired me to create a line of chaos god inspired candles.
Khorne- faintly of Iron
Slaanesh - Sweat and Leather.
Nurgle - No.
Tzeentch - Bleach and Ammonia
Oh wow fish
Okay if the end of the game is just incest then I'm revoking your degeneracy license. If that freaks you tf out then I'm sorry you are too vanilla to call yourself a degenerate
No
Fuck yeah, concrete
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What happened to Sancho? 
thats the best post in the server
The point is Rinda Karnak stank
a user calling out another user for not being enough of a degenerate
oh m8….u have no idea…how rotten my degen iz
I’ll dm u one of my commissions….
The great sleep gave her pseudo schizophrenia
the powerscaling is deep
FUH

Yeah yeah we know you like Loona the wolf next in line.
Shit me too
What the what
Do not worry, I understand, fellow sleeper agent
No, he likes Hadron
nah…it’s Hadron
wtf, its still not enough

What the hell is that
He even got art of him kissing Hadron
furry
the degen queen has deemed big boi unworthy of the title
How you didn't even saw it
see Rat Man gets it

real or no
hides behind cadia
If it is kudos to you
look at his banner
Nothing to hide behind, stealth has failed.
I'm starting to get tired of vet getting guns the PDF and the local militia use, boss.
Can’t hide behind what’s not there
Lmao, you can’t hide behind a space dust cloud pal.
that one picture of shaq hiding behind a tree
ITS A SMOKE CLOUD
Valid nvm continue
A CADIAN SMOKE CLOUD
Twingryns, every Ogryn spawn is doubled, especially plaguegryns, think the bully horde event, but even more ogryns
this is what i have to do instead of just sending the pic
Dear god emperor
ffs why are there no image perms here
Give me liberty, give me fire, give me helgun or I retire
No hordes, but an equal amount of charging mutants.
You aren't worthy
You all aren't
Because we were up bolting our dark tides
We lost them when the freaktide came
neither are you you fucking rat
Who up darking they tide rn?????
Ask @misty trench for more info
You don't even know me
i stopped talking here for like a week and came back to them being disabled
I just started darking my tide tonight
"you don't know what im capable of"
Sister
Ho
Ho what
ho
Shits mad hype
Better now. This sticker still makes me happy. :3
Ngl
😐
Ho
Doing good, just not sure what to play
Ho ho ho
i already know why
but its a bullshit reason
Christmas event when?
Yes?
Is that a space ship under her eye
Hello?
Turn a plaguegryn into Santa Claus and let us kill it for presents
may i tell you a tale?
Alive which is good. You should watch Pluribus
Give me money
No, it’s a Sororitas tattoo
Sure
No
Okay
Why not

there was this saint called celestine she ascended from above and came near this figure called Kharn the betrayer, kharn took her wings then he killed her painfully.
The End
I have no money to give
Bomber with 400% reduced cooldown being dragged in a sleigh by rothounds
Face
That story was terrible Fashion.
Question mark can also be used to represent confusion
Nofur
Lmao you have so many sister images
Can I have another cute sticker, Sister? :<
its a true tale
Why are you confused on me saying hello
Are you dumb
I have a conspiracy that we don't get reliable ranged anti carapace weapons outside the plasma or bolter bc there is a cohort of people controlling fatshark, forcing them away from adding weapons that'll reliably deal with carapace
Just autistic
Kill them in the name of Khorne the Emperor!!!
Will totally remember that on the final season of this game
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!
But also it was the reply to my post tagging someone else immidiately before that confused me most
THE BLOOD MUST FLOW! THE BLOOD MUST FLOW!




@jaunty path bring me flan
Hey why do all the tall sister lady’s have white hair?
Ho is hello in Sisterinsh
Store bought or homemade
Ganger or skitarii, call it.
The white symbolizes purity in faith.
I did not know this
Adeptus Mechanicus
After returning to castigator Arby I am tempted to run my zealot with combat shotgun rather than bolt pistol
to honor Saint Dominica, who’s hair turned white after having an audience with the God Emperor at the end of the Reign of Blood.
Fuck u
Yeah they don't teach that on hivecities
Watch it be a ganger
Homemade and its gonnna take a few attempts for me to get it right
Oh it’s a tradition thingy?
She appeared before Goge Vandire and beheaded him after her hair had turned white
Now now that isn't very kind
Votann Legionaire
She beheaded a guy and got white hair?
Veteran is already broke
Exactly
Lost all his dockets gambling
Exactly
more or less, it’s pious and honorable to cut your hair into a bob and dye it white
Veteran has infinite hand grenades
not all Sisters do it, but a lot of them do
Pious tomboy cut
White bob ✓
hair gets in the way of purging
She got an audience with le emperor, which turned her hair white, then beheaded a guy
you can't whip a flamer around with long hair
a lot of Sisters also shave their heads or cut tonsures out of their hair, but you don’t see much fanart of that since it’s less… sexy/attractive/appealing
Why are all the sob I see so hot tho
Necron warrior
That's what I wanna know
Bald sister
What was it
Marie antoinette syndrome?
the arbites shock maul sucks even with good blessings
a lot of them choose to be yeah
Bald sisters would be more aerodynamic
Bald
Sargent Major Morrow
You don’t even have head hair, just fur!
Same thing
Homemade preferably
Well, Nuns with Guns is an inherently hot vibe imo.
The servitorized corpse of Rodin Karnak
Most repentia models are bald i thought
You make a fine point good sir
Just a servoskull that yeets itself at things
You must have a thing for strong women
nothing wrong with that
Nuns with guns in power armor*
I mean, imagine if you saw a nun stances up with a glock. That’s pretty hot. 
Haha straight man, let's bully him
If their strong that means they don’t need your help
I appreciate a woman that can princess carry me yes

What if you have a thing for all women? 
I know I do
Bro is spitting the most facts I've heard
This Heretic gets it
Nothing wrong with that either c:
Relationship goals.
Next class is a tall woman
The darktide community would be in shambles
Dang only 3 new voices
I require uppies, tall gf!
That’s my relationship goal.
I’ll give uppies and downies
I have downies smh
I enjoy getting uppies. :3
Good news, they've un-delayed the announcement. They're going to go back to making it on 11/11
and if you anger me I’ll spank you really hard, like, A LOT.

Today
You say that like it’s a bad thing. 
Insert the halo spartan animations
😐
Hold on i need to look for that moronic short
New class is A 2D PNG of Jack Black dressed as Sasquatch from the movie "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny"
Spank the diver so hard you shatter his spine
what time
Lmao yes that one

OH SWEET DEMOCRACY YES
I am dynasticly inclined to agree with you based, however you are also a worshipper of the Prince of pleasure so on the books I do not
RUN JUMPER! IT WASNT PLEASURABLE AT ALL!
Without Slaanesh there would be no uppies. :>
I would pledge my soul if I still had one
UPPIES IN THE NAME OF SLAANESH
No gay man too?
Without slaanesh there would be no empire no? Cuz no sex for reproduction?
Slaanesh just gains power from hedonism
No, they'd exist, there are still Custodes. 
I don't that's how chaos gods work dude
Think*
You're talking to the guy that doesn't even know what a Horus is

What is Horus
No fuckin idea
Yeah it's the other way around
Some dude that was a heretic I think

Character from Egyptian mythology, I think? 
The grandson of Amun-Ra, methinks. 
The empire's rapid sex is just drugs for slaanesh
Do not the Horussy Herussy.
Horse
I tried really hard
Objection, hearsay.
Horse heresy
evil and intimidating horuse
OH FUCK IM WARPING
🅱️orus 🅱️eresy
TOMORROW… IS TOMORROW
Oh something ruptured alright
New class gonna be egyptian based? Hell yeah, i want a Kopesh
New class is a necron
How unlucky
New class is a tall woman
TEN TWENTY THREES PM. TOMORROW
don't ask me
Fellow short kings and queens, rejoice!
I’m average height I’m pretty sure
But you were part of the council, the ones who took the images away
I can’t be sure
What’s an average guardsmen’s height
1
I think I am too, but I had a lot of tall friends. Some used me as an armrest. 
Arm rest servitor
Remember those robots that Cary mistral in metal gear ?
Yeah
Those hand robot things
Don't mention clankers
Was that what you did?
They have been banished by humanity long ago
No. 
They are cooler than servitors
They just leaned on my shoulders sometimes. 
It’s like a dog that walk on knuckle feet
A quadrupedal mammal. 
So I thought about it and when looking at the skilltree... Hasan Piker would be the perfect Arbitrator
Grut 
The fact that horses run on fingers not legs is hidden lore
horse is a lesbian couple killer
Exactly
They don’t want you to know that horses don’t have legs they have fingers
Elaborate 
They walk on fingers
arent those nails since you can cut them?
Yeah its nails
no horse run on nail
No human walks on hands
naila
Not legs
Oh wait
nails
A horses leg is basicly a finger when you look at the bone structure
Nerd
What if I put you in a coma and switched your legs for hands in a surgery. What then?
I know what is a nail when I look at it
Skeletons are cool
What legs
nail
yes that is what you will ask yourself when you are doomed to a life of handwalking
yall still touch the ground to move around?
Humans are handsome when without flesh
Remove your flesh
depends
Unfortunately I have not acquired anti-gravity technology to float around. (Yet)
hadron ahh comment
Anti gravity will be created solely for lifting up asses
@low hemlock kill him, he mentioned your "girlfriend" in a bad way
simply just reject the idea of gravity, worked for me
big boy wont be able to defeat me
Hey do we know why sefoni floats in a fishbowl?
like does it help with psyker abilities
Floating
Can psykers elaborate
isnt the mortis trials the 40k version of Virtual Reality
Vat psykers are an old lore thing. Removing the need for them to eat, breathe, sleep, etc. turns them into the ideal psychic weapons. These vats also usually come with restraints to control them more easily.
It's a peak into her sick and twisted cycle path mind
can sefoni charge my phone if i bring it with me into mortis trials
So it’s like a conducter for psyker power
can sefoni help me create my furry oc for vr chat
Yes
Wait so she doesn’t need to eat
She can just fuck with ppl 24/7?
Vat psykers never leave their vats. They get nutrients supplied by the systems inside the vat itself
Her fishbowl sustains her ?
God I wish
basically asmongold but eith better hygiene
Yo @sleek harness, is commodores changing this thursday or next? I lost track of the last time it changed
I think this Thursday
Vat psykers aren't perfect though, removing so much of their humanity and freedom tends to make them very eccentric, and all the more dangerous
And crazy
hence why Sefoni is... odd. But since she was 'rescued' by Grendyl she's mostly good natured
Crazy? I was crazy once
It's about 12h ish from now right?
Awww not again
I feel like if you leave mid-game you should be put on a 15 minute cooldown
I would agree if it wasn't for my shit internet that will randomly dc me and not come back for half a hour
Disconnects could be treated differently than voluntary leave, unsure from a technical side how it's calculated but
should be universally 12ish EST last I checked
assuming they keep the same schedule
they could change the actual time

Takes your corpse starch
I don't do net code but that seems harder than you'd think
I've got alloyed collective to counter balance the hive ganger teaser
New class today lessgo gang
have they anounced a time for the reveal?
not until the 2nd
I meant the reveal

the day before new class
they haven't set a specific hour yet no
anything on the client?
not at pc
haven't checked, would have to boot up my gamer pc
Hive ganger reveal odds go up every time someone asks when the reveal is
18est
so it's 100000% likely then
it was 18 uhhh... europe timezone last tuesday, which was something like 11ish EST
Whatever it is, im sure itll be great
If it goes above 100% odds it gets converted to delay reveal instead
still don't understand why people are so up in arms about that possibility. As long as it's new and fresh it's all good
My corpse starch kinda tastes funny
What it taste like
I was sent to reject jail because I said that. Real shit
I don't know enough about the lore to care. I only want a spear or halbeard in Darktide.
Hmmm
needle gun pls
Oh uh Uhm um I nevermind then it tastes great!
I forget what crimes we get charged with at begining
I said my corpse starch tasted funny and got hit with sedition, well I was accused of saying it anyway
I want Liberator autostubs. Three of them, to fit my three hands 
When Skitarii

Calling it now the new class is gonna be a Rogue Trader
It wasn't a mechanicus or ganger last time either, it was something completely off the wall and I know Fatshark is gonna do it again with Rogue Trader 2 coming out soon
Bro sometimes Spotify smart shuffle is my best friend, sometimes it's ass but like I just got a straight banger I've never heard before
Added instantly
h
New clas is a rogue trader selling that za za

I know there's a red light distract you can walk past playing music can we get a map where your just in a club and it's playing music the whole time while your killing heretics lol
Skitarii.
Oh shit, you got pink now Aki
Skitarii.
Today.
Ah my bad

I've been sitting on boosts I forgot to use 
John wick club shootout
skibitarii
Plus pink is fire
new class is a necron scarab guys
it's all good, I suck at timezones anyways 

we need a servo-skull as a playable class
I second this
And you have to prestige your class to unlock it
we need a full fledged inquisitor as a playable class
New class is the arbite model put over the dog's skeleton
it would be balanced guys
Ogryn servo skull?
I gotta get back... huhu
nightsider or warp travler intensities
What’s the war hammer equivalent of a banjo
GRIM BANJO
I’d be playing that inbetween mission
Hey, @analog imp, i found a new profile picture for you
Playing banjo and talking incoherently about cadia high on stims
oh no
Admech class will come to hopeful believers in the Omnissiah, but only if you post Hadron Dab
Arbites
You know
Type shit
I have it on good authority some person at fatshark or the other hates the hadron dab gif
imagine if it wasn’t skitarii

Like is unreasonably frustrated by it
Its their discord lmao
Probably because they don’t know how to dab
One has to wonder why

Afaik it's just the one guy
superman is annoyed by being called supershit, everyone has a breaking point lmao
for someone, it is hadron dab
Weird
Asking old people to use self checkout is like asking them to perform rocket science
Old peepol
How is it so confusing when there's literal instructions printed in big words right there
new pfp ladies
Horrid
I hope my profile blinded you
Infiniteting all over the place
okay buddy
I’m infiniting all over divine until i silent king
I’m sorry that isn’t funny
hey if you wear a vox backpack without a vox headset is that stupid
SKITARII TODAY
This is what being a necron player is all about baby
Like wearing a speaker without headset?
Skibidi is soon
its now 00:00
Any predictions?
yes
For the new class
better than arbites
Fatshark, for future announcements, should add a notification with the local time, so we can know if it's worth staying up late or not.
Go to bed
and GW needs to sell a mass amount of admech miniatures
I believe you can see a hand-held vox receiver latched to the side of the vox caster backpack unit, the idea is that the comms guy would carry it on his back and the sarge would use it like a telephone on his back, picking up the receiver to talk into it
just like WW2 radio men
Oooooo ok
I was referencing that scene in the space marine game where cultists try to pretend to be guardsmen
And one guy wears the vox backpack and another wears the vox headset
WHY ARE THEY STILL USING MASSIVE VOX UNITS
I’m curious to see the world in the eyes of an admech a necron player playing as a skitarii would probably give my brother a conniption
LOL
It's literally after the year 41000 they guaranteed have smaller vox units
Why do they need these huge backpacks
More secure connections Maybie
The Imperium is regressive
Ah yes
because it looks cool on the miniature 
Let's regress to WWI
Innovation at some point becomes heresy in admech
Probably a world out there were the imperial guard still use smoke signals
Probably
Yeah that's horrible tbh
Which again shows religion seriously fucking weighs down the imperium
Not religion so much as dogma
Religious dogma
Though we could debate for days on what the difference and relationship between religion and dogma is
Probably
What
It’s probably going to take forever to find a cool bolter skin again
So I should buy the bolter skin
Oh because some people are not in the eastern time zone
Because it’s currently nine pm
Ohhhh
Not here I'm talking about my job 😔
Thanks, time zones
Well, I'm awake a midnight on a monday night because fuck
I can’t figure out which I should get vox unit or the bolster skin
cosmetics are completely in the eye of the beholder
But you're not at the gas station buying shit with food stamps
That's the difference

Okay so here's the thing: they're poor, might actually be unemployed, and you're open and accept food stamps.
my rule of thumb: weapon cosmetics you'll see 99% of the time during gameplay, character cosmetics are only seen in the lobby and when downed/disabled
Hype makes crazy things 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
That's a lot of unemployed people
Don't be rude to them, most poor folks aren't poor by their own choices
Yeah! The American economy is fucked right now!
Good point
See, I'm poor too
That's why I'm working at a gas station
The fascists in charge will pretend until they die that the economy is fantastic but it's not
I'm more curious why they're at the same gas station instead of asleep or looking for a job
And as a result, no one can find work

My veteran looks like someone out of ww1 trenches lol
It’s AFTER WORK it’s dark out I ain’t going nowhere
wheres the thing
See, here's the thing, for most areas this holds true, for this area it isn't true
My boss is asking homeless people on the street if they want work because we're so understaffed

Hey do you think we would be allowed to have a pet spider
Same with the other stores and shit nearby, the food Lion is on its last legs they can't even stay open past 8 anymore
As a reject
There's also the problem that sometimes being on pogey is more money than being at work.
My city has a bylaw that says "no spiders"
Damn your city has a spider law?
I actually wanna burn people alive cuz they walk in on my freshly mopped floors dragging their feet like they're trying to leave marks on purpose

Can't have 'em as pets
Because they're venomous
I want a pet snake
I just threw out spider cuz their small
Like I don’t think a reject could have a cat
depends on the spider
Obvi the arbites dog is not a pet as much as a tool
cyberdog outranks you all
i hate when people walk in my store after its rained and dont wipe their feet, shit drives me up the wall
I hate when I grab a plank of wood and get a sliver
When can we gamble on scorpion fights in the Morningstar
Same. That shit is the worst
They want to trip and sue you
behold the almighty wet floor sign, cant catch me slippin
Just like me fr fr!!
I just leave them all around the store at all times cuz people be fuckin special
I wish I knew what the other bolter skins look like
I tried to look up images on google
This merciless deliverance skin is pretty neat
When do we get gambling minigames in the Morningstar
Just play with high ping, every dodge becomes a gamble
Class reveal yet???
I'd prefer skitarii over a ganger
The fucking barrel even was awful
Think of the cosmetics mmm
why does the mod that can show u ur full level and havoc not show u ur own havoc lv?
Do we have a time for announcement?
cuz i cleared up to 39 but never started one myself, so im not sure if its working or no
erm
wha da swah
Can we all agree that Jesper kaydes printer makes some amazing beats
Who dat
His work on BL2 was great
Finally, got all five classes in Darktide lvl 30.
Jesper Kyd is a video game composer
Oooo
Known for his work on the Borderlands 2 OST and some other games that don't matter maybe
He made some of the soundtracks for darktide
Cool 😄
Yesh
I am gonna nuke Delaware and frame the ||[REDACTED]||!
When Warp Traveller beat kicks in 
What happened
After careful delegation I will buy the Bolter skin instead of the vox backpack
Need to show my favorite gun luv
Bro thinks he's Johnny SILVERHAND
Backpack stocks are high
me when Kyd works with norse pagans to make the best Assassins creed soundtrack
Map design and atmosphere also fucks supremely
his work on BL3 was also great, makes it all the worse that he didn't come back for 4
Did he do the BL3 OST too?
Merciless deliverance is such a pretty bolter skin
Because yeah it's a banger
You know for a fact you can use a backpack on the new class ,bolter has no such guarantee
I like how the skull has a crown on it
I love the synthwave sounds
yeah he's responsible for stuff like jakobs estate, sanctuary 3 and the main menu theme iirc
Also real talk about BL3 for a second
so when they are announcing the reclamaitor?
My favourites are data interface imperial advance and warp traveler and ofc disposel unit
Gehenna is one of the COOLEST FUCKING SETTINGS
Why was the handsome Jack Casino music so weirdly good?
Because the DLC rocks and also Mother. Fucking. Digby. Vermouth.
My only interest in BL3 was the hot robot animal trainer person
Fl4k, who is not a guy and is voiced by ProZD
(Fl4k is nonbinary)
FL4K is great :3
Love them :3
Well I mean yeah he's a robot?
Old people really like to be stereotypical huh, just had an old man call me ma'am like 5 times (I corrected him after the 2nd time) all because my hair is slightly above average length 
Yeah I meant there my bad lol
"Immortal Imperium" is my fave.
Long hair means your either a wahmen or the devil or soemtning
Obligatory “damn I can’t believe Fatshark would lie to us about this reveal” :3
Immortal Imperium
looks inside
nothing but corpses and misery
But I have long hair
It was also composed by Kesper KYD iirc and a few others
Let's not remember that I most definitely sound like a man and have generous facial hair
Can he miss?
No
I will get BL4 eventually but I'm in no rush
We hope
Rafa is peak
I got bl4 and love it
What if that’s their thing
Its very
Bl4 expensive
C4SH looks fun, i'll probably pick up 4 when they release and i can actually run it
i had a double quater pounder
It's mostly that I'm waiting for it to be better optimized and also for Randy Pitchford to SHUT THE FUCK UP
FUHHHHH
“Sale”? It came out not long ago
When do Swedes wake up
Had like 20% off already or something
I can only run it at low because I'm a darktide pervert and built my computer for unoptimized tide
every 19 years
The problem is I stalled in the game
You have to take into account the coffee break
First because my mother got her leg amputated
Fika
Like Jesus fuck Randy Pitchford is a garbage human being who needs to STOP FUCKING TALKING
And then because every time I got enough skill points to capstone I went
Huh
Randy sure is a guy of all time
"ooooo I wonder what it's like if I leveled this person to use their capstone's"
Pitchford is the stereotype big business executive
Fucking creepy ass bastard who doesn't know how to not run his mouth
All 4 times
Ra-ra-ra rasputin 
You know how John Romero thought calling people his bitch was good marketing?
Randy pitchford is that marketing campaign's ghost
Hey where do we watch the class reveal anyways?
remember when pitchford cut the claptrap voice actor for wanting to get paid and pitchford said cant promise any payment
"it's a premium price for premium gamers"
The fuck's a premium gamer
Goes on sale immediately and near constantly
Do they slur in italics
A whale
I always slur in italics
tabarnak de chalise
Or calling them some random thing and spending the game gaslighting them that it IS a slur
THOU MOTHER MUST HAVE BEDDED NURGLE HIMSELF FOR THOU TO HAVE BEEN BIRTHED, SWINE!
Please pick up after your cyber dog
I was playing BL3 with friends the other day
This is peak
And we all kind of agreed that the enemies called "NOGs" just
It sounds like a slur.
Nog is a slur?
Real talk the best upgrade bl4 has is that it has.... Mmmm 4 or 5 more layers of stuff to build craft with
Neat I learned a new one
No.
Oh. Well I’ll still call people a nog
Healthkits, cooldown grenades, weapon enhancements, specialzation
It's an enemy type in Borderlands 3, it's related to the word "Noggin"
Ohhhhhhhhh yeah
That and bigger skill trees and I low-key enjoy the vault hunter just as much as bl3, I used to be a Zane player thru and thru so Rafa's humor is pretty peak
They did good
A s if you use a class mod with a skill you don't have it still gives you the skill
yeah that's a thing that started in BL3
this is my wheelchair! there are many like it but this one is mine!
I foror
The the medkits and enhancement and that extra "I want these stats" space
night fuckass
Goodnight Don’t let the gene stealers bite
Sleep well shiter
And the badass ranks bonuses are a full separate skill tree now
That's Mister Doctor Professor Fuckass to you
Shoo shoo bed wetter
Amp medkit my beloved
Okay you've gone too far now
Piss your bed for the god emperor
It was funny the first time
No.

thas the point
its glorifying a shithole
What? No... that's impossible
You're telling me being a lich isn't technically immortality?
the imperium schucks but they got a banger song tho
I fw the aeldari myself
Dagger ear
I like necrons cuz disintegrating nervous systems sounds kinda cool
Your just going to get that virus where you want your skin back
Whatever race has the bigger guns is usually my favorite 
Rafa with the SMG that overheats in .5 seconds but with the unlimited ammo orange tree buff so you hose through ~800ish smh bullets in a single skill activation
You see, explosives
Listen listen
Nids are cool too
Blame the Necrons for everything
the reason being their part in the destruction of the pharos device during the heresy
I love grim dark xenomorphs
The moment I got the legendary grenade focused mod and ammnd my first actual fucked up grenade it was over
its everyone that was part of that being destroyed that got the nids invovled
Sound like a genestealer
I used that to fill all of Kairos with explosives in a mad quest for xp
My ass still hasn't gotten a class item for my main
Dozens for everyone else tho
Damn I don’t have any ruffles and I want some now
and the main culprit
I got the grenade one during a long period of incompatible ordnance
was guiliman
he activated it during the heresy
today is the day chat
Gill man made the nids show up?

which rung the dinner bell for the nids
Wasnt it some other guy?
We hope
Will the release trailer just come out on YouTube or?
Idk I’m learning here
Will it come out?
I'm shitting myself if it's a ganger
he didnt do it purposely but them using the pharos device lead the nids in
New class when? 🙁
He fucked up and made a whoopsie? Your serious?
i am serious
That’s a big whoopsie
That’s a really big whoopsie
exactly
Gonna be a while till the reveal
Did you really get called by some guy? @brazen pelican
Oopsie poopsie, accidentally released the universes perfect bioweapons
Thinking about sleeping to make it happen faster
Say what you will about cadia exploding atleast we didn’t release tyranids
That guy sounds like a fuck up
Warp travel basically
the galaxy spanning signal to lead people back to terra was the dinner bell
Pro gamer move
lol
did you know the name tyranids came from the planet Tyran because thats where they were officially sighted and the 1st planet the nids consumed.
that is awful
We should have bigger nids ngl
I thought cadia had it bad. Tyran is immortalized as the name for a fucking alien death species
I didn’t know tyran was a place
Twice as big with organic jbl speakers blasting fetty wap
also the league of votaan is a group of people from the imperium that left during the golden age of technology and werent affected at all by the events of the old night or the dark age which lead to them developing much much quicker then the imperium
i made a tomboy zealot
but yes the space dwarves are desecendants of humans
Oooo snap that’s where space dwarves come from?
I learned about space elfs last night
Man I learn a lot of Warhammer lore here
Thanks
Welcome to the Warhammer server
elves ackshully🤓
It’s nice having people happy to teach and share
well a lot of the older stuff was more interesting
so new class gets revealed in 10 mins?
but has been removed or changed
I learn something new any time I open this chat ngl, 130 hours in game and yet I still know nothing outside of Cadia good and kreigsman like trench warfare
lmao.
the krieg is essentially the IJA but SPACE
i know you like elves
me when burzum
death cult ✅
fanatic devotion to emperor ✅
lacking in self preservation ✅
wait what the fuck is that a real thing in a borderlands game
that is hysterical
well a long time ago the krieg declared independce from the imperium and got beat
No no it's Morgan Freeman in a HEV suit
Next class is Morgan Freeman
and now all the krieg people do what they do willingly for redepemtion from the emperor
You just are god
Cadians are like the original Coke a cola with cocaine in it, kriegs are Pepsi, and moebians are sprite cranberry
Potentially
Shut up
what about the catachan chris
It’s an endless penance ?
for them they see it that i believe
The standard Guardsman Moebians do look a LOT like Cadians, I suppose. Just in general kit.
FUCK YEAH, PENANCE
You guys say it's today
I say we've had matroyshka egg delays before
Steel Legion is the quintessential mechanized warfare regiment, blitzkrieg style
😍
They're just gonna delay it till the class releases
Hmmm idk what catachans would be
anyone know if its 7am CET or 7pm CET?
Give us the trailer a week after the class is out
Maybie they would be red bull?
There is precedence

