#general-chat

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steel anvil
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I'm going to say the new class is going to probably be either the sister or battle or a rattling or tech priest or whatever you call it

little marten
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dahhhnald

gloomy tartan
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Melt like a tooth in coke a cola

tawny gorge
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that bitch has iron feet

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its a no forever and ever for me

tall grove
little marten
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Donald is such a sick name actually why tf am I trying to go by Ronald when I could be Donald

twin dirge
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Wouldn't matter, just embrace the rot and enjoy your final fuck

restive walrus
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Those damn Swedes better

little marten
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Oh yeah.. cause of that dickhead

tawny gorge
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chastity cage for feet? miyazaki i thought you were a good man

restive walrus
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Better give us what I want

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And only me

brazen pelican
gloomy tartan
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You realize you can have sex without dying right? You aren’t an octopus?

vague elm
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I really want a Votann Legionaire bc Space Dwarf, but I'm sure it won't happen

vague elm
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You guys are having sex?

restive walrus
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I want my friend Jackson in the game

tawny gorge
tall grove
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DJT and Joe Biden yaoi shippers freaking out rn because their ship isn’t canon (DJT x bill clinton shippers sky high)

gloomy tartan
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I’ll still take my chances with sefoni

gloomy tartan
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I’d rather have my brain explode than my lower half melting

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To each their own

brazen pelican
tall grove
gloomy tartan
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Atleast we can all agree

jaunty path
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Not really a criticism though. Yeah both have incest. The other has a cyborg slave labor of all kinds, normal slavery, Mass Murder, and a nazi-ass fanbase.

The other portrays an abusive relationship between two siblings and shows how fucking toxic Ashley is. Coffin game does the literal opposite of what people say it does because no one can be assed to play or even just watch Gameplay. If you're being at all serious I'm going to cave your skull in with my bare hands and eat your brain gore.

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Coffin game is deadass just an edgy visual novel

quick bloom
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What the sam hill fuck did I walk in on

gloomy tartan
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Karnak twins and cuck chairs

jaunty path
brazen pelican
quick bloom
jaunty path
gloomy tartan
tawny gorge
low hemlock
gloomy tartan
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I feel bad for woofers sister

tall grove
tawny gorge
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just say goonmaster

tall grove
quick bloom
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Nothing against the chairs I'm just not interested in the idea of getting put in time-out

marble prawn
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what time is the class reveal?

jaunty path
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If we're not allowed to make games like coffin game HUMANITY IS FUCKED.

gloomy tartan
low hemlock
tawny gorge
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because you get negative aura for doing so

low hemlock
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💐 emoji_10 💍 SugarMommaHadron

urban orbit
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Can anyone hopium with me that the next event will be twins?

gloomy tartan
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The next event is twin what?

quick bloom
tawny gorge
urban orbit
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Twins from vermintide

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next special event coming soon

gloomy tartan
hazy kestrel
# tawny gorge

I remember when I played Shovel Knight. Was a peak game.

wild galleon
low hemlock
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is that u

twin dirge
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Oh wait I can do that huh

vague elm
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Someone here has inspired me to create a line of chaos god inspired candles.
Khorne- faintly of Iron
Slaanesh - Sweat and Leather.
Nurgle - No.
Tzeentch - Bleach and Ammonia

rain idol
low hemlock
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i know that necron

jaunty path
sleek harness
twin dirge
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Fuck yeah, concrete

hazy kestrel
tawny gorge
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thats the best post in the server

gloomy tartan
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The point is Rinda Karnak stank

tawny gorge
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a user calling out another user for not being enough of a degenerate

low hemlock
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I’ll dm u one of my commissions….

rain idol
tawny gorge
wild galleon
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FUH

twin dirge
jaunty path
gloomy tartan
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What the what

rain idol
sleek harness
brazen pelican
low hemlock
tawny gorge
low hemlock
sleek harness
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Dumbass

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Like

gloomy tartan
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What the hell is that

sleek harness
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He even got art of him kissing Hadron

jaunty path
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furry

tawny gorge
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the degen queen has deemed big boi unworthy of the title

sleek harness
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How you didn't even saw it

low hemlock
low hemlock
jaunty path
gloomy tartan
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hides behind cadia

jaunty path
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If it is kudos to you

tawny gorge
brazen pelican
wild galleon
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I'm starting to get tired of vet getting guns the PDF and the local militia use, boss.

cinder flame
hazy kestrel
tawny gorge
low hemlock
gloomy tartan
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ITS A SMOKE CLOUD

cinder flame
gloomy tartan
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A CADIAN SMOKE CLOUD

elder merlin
tawny gorge
tawny gorge
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ffs why are there no image perms here

wild galleon
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Give me liberty, give me fire, give me helgun or I retire

brazen pelican
sleek harness
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You all aren't

gloomy tartan
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Because we were up bolting our dark tides

elder merlin
tawny gorge
wild galleon
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Who up darking they tide rn?????

elder merlin
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Ask @misty trench for more info

sleek harness
tawny gorge
gloomy tartan
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I just started darking my tide tonight

ripe tangle
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How is everyone?

tawny gorge
sleek harness
vague elm
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Ho

elder merlin
tawny gorge
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ho

gloomy tartan
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Shits mad hype

brazen pelican
gloomy tartan
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Ngl

ripe tangle
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😐

wild galleon
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Ho

tall grove
elder merlin
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Ho ho ho

tawny gorge
sleek harness
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Hello

tawny gorge
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but its a bullshit reason

elder merlin
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Christmas event when?

ripe tangle
gloomy tartan
vague elm
elder merlin
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Turn a plaguegryn into Santa Claus and let us kill it for presents

tawny gorge
jaunty path
sleek harness
ripe tangle
ripe tangle
ripe tangle
gloomy tartan
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Ohhhh

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Is it a bird?

sleek harness
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Dumabss

sleek harness
low hemlock
tawny gorge
# ripe tangle No

there was this saint called celestine she ascended from above and came near this figure called Kharn the betrayer, kharn took her wings then he killed her painfully.
The End

ripe tangle
vague elm
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Bomber with 400% reduced cooldown being dragged in a sleigh by rothounds

sleek harness
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Get out of my favey

sleek harness
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Face

low hemlock
ripe tangle
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That story was terrible Fashion.

vague elm
gloomy tartan
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Lmao you have so many sister images

brazen pelican
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Can I have another cute sticker, Sister? :<

tawny gorge
sleek harness
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Are you dumb

ripe tangle
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I still didn’t exactly like hearing it…

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heresy

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Sacrilege!

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Blasphemy!

wild galleon
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I have a conspiracy that we don't get reliable ranged anti carapace weapons outside the plasma or bolter bc there is a cohort of people controlling fatshark, forcing them away from adding weapons that'll reliably deal with carapace

vague elm
sleek harness
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And noted

brazen pelican
sleek harness
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Will totally remember that on the final season of this game

ripe tangle
vague elm
# sleek harness Gotcha

But also it was the reply to my post tagging someone else immidiately before that confused me most

low hemlock
ripe tangle
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@jaunty path bring me flan

gloomy tartan
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Hey why do all the tall sister lady’s have white hair?

jaunty path
wild galleon
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Ganger or skitarii, call it.

brazen pelican
vague elm
sleek harness
primal tartan
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After returning to castigator Arby I am tempted to run my zealot with combat shotgun rather than bolt pistol

ripe tangle
astral basin
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Fuck u

sleek harness
wild galleon
jaunty path
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Homemade and its gonnna take a few attempts for me to get it right

gloomy tartan
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Oh it’s a tradition thingy?

ripe tangle
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She appeared before Goge Vandire and beheaded him after her hair had turned white

sleek harness
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Surely

twin dirge
vague elm
gloomy tartan
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She beheaded a guy and got white hair?

wild galleon
sleek harness
wild galleon
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Lost all his dockets gambling

sleek harness
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Exactly

ripe tangle
gloomy tartan
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Veteran has infinite hand grenades

ripe tangle
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not all Sisters do it, but a lot of them do

twin dirge
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White bob ✓

hexed vigil
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hair gets in the way of purging

astral basin
gloomy tartan
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Well Saint Dominica sounds neat

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She must of been if she met the emperor

hexed vigil
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you can't whip a flamer around with long hair

ripe tangle
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a lot of Sisters also shave their heads or cut tonsures out of their hair, but you don’t see much fanart of that since it’s less… sexy/attractive/appealing

twin dirge
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Why are all the sob I see so hot tho

rain idol
twin dirge
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That's what I wanna know

astral basin
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What was it
Marie antoinette syndrome?

primal tartan
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the arbites shock maul sucks even with good blessings

ripe tangle
gloomy tartan
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Bald sisters would be more aerodynamic

sleek harness
vague elm
ripe tangle
sleek harness
ripe tangle
hazy kestrel
wild galleon
astral basin
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Most repentia models are bald i thought

sleek harness
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It's like the word bald and shaven

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Same thing

twin dirge
vague elm
ripe tangle
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nothing wrong with that

astral basin
hazy kestrel
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I mean, imagine if you saw a nun stances up with a glock. That’s pretty hot. KEKW_ogryn

sleek harness
gloomy tartan
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If their strong that means they don’t need your help

twin dirge
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I appreciate a woman that can princess carry me yes

sleek harness
brazen pelican
tall grove
twin dirge
ripe tangle
hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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Next class is a tall woman

twin dirge
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The darktide community would be in shambles

sleek harness
hazy kestrel
ripe tangle
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I’ll give uppies and downies

twin dirge
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I have downies smh

slender aurora
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Good news, they've un-delayed the announcement. They're going to go back to making it on 11/11

ripe tangle
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and if you anger me I’ll spank you really hard, like, A LOT.

twin dirge
cosmic burrow
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Today

hazy kestrel
twin dirge
ripe tangle
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😐

astral basin
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Hold on i need to look for that moronic short

vague elm
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New class is A 2D PNG of Jack Black dressed as Sasquatch from the movie "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny"

twin dirge
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Spank the diver so hard you shatter his spine

earnest cairn
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what time

astral basin
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Lmao yes that one

ripe tangle
twin dirge
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OH SWEET DEMOCRACY YES

rain idol
astral basin
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RUN JUMPER! IT WASNT PLEASURABLE AT ALL!

brazen pelican
rain idol
vague elm
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UPPIES IN THE NAME OF SLAANESH

sleek harness
twin dirge
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Without slaanesh there would be no empire no? Cuz no sex for reproduction?

astral basin
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Slaanesh just gains power from hedonism

brazen pelican
sleek harness
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Think*

twin dirge
twin dirge
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No fuckin idea

vague elm
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Yeah it's the other way around

twin dirge
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Some dude that was a heretic I think

sleek harness
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Horus deez nuts

elder merlin
brazen pelican
hazy kestrel
twin dirge
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The empire's rapid sex is just drugs for slaanesh

brazen pelican
twin dirge
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So

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I couldn't read that

jaunty path
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Horse

twin dirge
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I tried really hard

brazen pelican
twin dirge
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Horse heresy

marsh iris
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evil and intimidating horuse

twin dirge
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OH FUCK IM WARPING

sleek harness
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You will die

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Now

hazy kestrel
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🅱️orus 🅱️eresy

grave plaza
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TOMORROW… IS TOMORROW

twin dirge
grave plaza
elder merlin
sleek harness
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Yall live in the past

twin dirge
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New class is a necron

sleek harness
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How unlucky

gloomy tartan
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New class is a tall woman

grave plaza
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TEN TWENTY THREES PM. TOMORROW

misty trench
hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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I’m average height I’m pretty sure

elder merlin
gloomy tartan
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I can’t be sure

sleek harness
gloomy tartan
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What’s an average guardsmen’s height

sleek harness
hazy kestrel
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I think I am too, but I had a lot of tall friends. Some used me as an armrest. staregryn

gloomy tartan
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Remember those robots that Cary mistral in metal gear ?

hazy kestrel
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Those hand robot things

sleek harness
gloomy tartan
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Was that what you did?

sleek harness
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They have been banished by humanity long ago

hazy kestrel
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No. KEKW_ogryn

gloomy tartan
hazy kestrel
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They just leaned on my shoulders sometimes. KEKW_ogryn

gloomy tartan
#

We got cyber dog

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Why not cyber horse

sleek harness
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What is a horse

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Is it that one medieval vehicle

gloomy tartan
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It’s like a dog that walk on knuckle feet

hazy kestrel
shadow scarab
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So I thought about it and when looking at the skilltree... Hasan Piker would be the perfect Arbitrator

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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The fact that horses run on fingers not legs is hidden lore

marsh iris
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horse is a lesbian couple killer

sleek harness
gloomy tartan
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They don’t want you to know that horses don’t have legs they have fingers

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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They walk on fingers

shadow scarab
sleek harness
gloomy tartan
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Their leg structure is closer to a finger than a leg

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If you look at the bones

shadow scarab
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no horse run on nail

gloomy tartan
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That’s why their legs break so easy

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They run on four big fingers

sleek harness
shadow scarab
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naila

gloomy tartan
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Not legs

sleek harness
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Oh wait

shadow scarab
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nails

gloomy tartan
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A horses leg is basicly a finger when you look at the bone structure

shadow scarab
sleek harness
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I know what is a nail when I look at it

gloomy tartan
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Skeletons are cool

shadow scarab
autumn plank
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yall still touch the ground to move around?

sleek harness
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Remove your flesh

shadow scarab
gloomy tartan
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No

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My flesh

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You can’t have it

hazy kestrel
shadow scarab
gloomy tartan
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Anti gravity will be created solely for lifting up asses

sleek harness
autumn plank
shadow scarab
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big boy wont be able to defeat me

gloomy tartan
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Hey do we know why sefoni floats in a fishbowl?

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like does it help with psyker abilities

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Floating

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Can psykers elaborate

craggy nebula
pseudo timber
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She's like a battery

shadow scarab
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isnt the mortis trials the 40k version of Virtual Reality

craggy nebula
pseudo timber
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It's a peak into her sick and twisted cycle path mind

autumn plank
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can sefoni charge my phone if i bring it with me into mortis trials

gloomy tartan
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So it’s like a conducter for psyker power

shadow scarab
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can sefoni help me create my furry oc for vr chat

pseudo timber
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Yes

gloomy tartan
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Wait so she doesn’t need to eat

pseudo timber
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To both of these statements

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She eats rejects

gloomy tartan
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She can just fuck with ppl 24/7?

craggy nebula
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Vat psykers never leave their vats. They get nutrients supplied by the systems inside the vat itself

gloomy tartan
#

Her fishbowl sustains her ?

pseudo timber
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God I wish

shadow scarab
gloomy tartan
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Wow so we take good care of our goldfish

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That’s nice 🙂

elder merlin
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Yo @sleek harness, is commodores changing this thursday or next? I lost track of the last time it changed

sleek harness
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I think this Thursday

craggy nebula
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Vat psykers aren't perfect though, removing so much of their humanity and freedom tends to make them very eccentric, and all the more dangerous

languid hazel
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And crazy

craggy nebula
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hence why Sefoni is... odd. But since she was 'rescued' by Grendyl she's mostly good natured

arctic escarp
elder merlin
oblique mauve
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It's about 12h ish from now right?

snow bane
craggy nebula
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get hype for delay #2

oblique mauve
#

Awww not again

analog imp
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so cooked

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Where is the powder that makes you say skitarii today

thorn copper
tight salmon
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I feel like if you leave mid-game you should be put on a 15 minute cooldown

arctic escarp
craggy nebula
tight salmon
gray shadow
rough arrow
snow bane
tight salmon
whole glade
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is it 12 am or different times?

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for the teaser

craggy nebula
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should be universally 12ish EST last I checked

languid hazel
whole glade
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LETS FUCKING

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

craggy nebula
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assuming they keep the same schedule

languid hazel
craggy nebula
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they could change the actual time

whole glade
gloomy tartan
rough arrow
broken holly
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I've got alloyed collective to counter balance the hive ganger teaser

trail bolt
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New class today lessgo gang

brave hull
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have they anounced a time for the reveal?

craggy nebula
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new class right now

trail bolt
brave hull
trail bolt
twin flower
opal pulsar
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the day before new class

craggy nebula
opal pulsar
brave hull
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not at pc

craggy nebula
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haven't checked, would have to boot up my gamer pc

broken holly
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Hive ganger reveal odds go up every time someone asks when the reveal is

cosmic burrow
craggy nebula
craggy nebula
twin flower
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Whatever it is, im sure itll be great

broken holly
brave hull
vivid sequoia
twin flower
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What it taste like

gloomy tartan
broken holly
twin flower
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Hmmm

craggy nebula
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needle gun pls

vivid sequoia
twin flower
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Plasma pistol please

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Or rework infantry las

astral laurel
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M1911 needs to be added

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It is canon

gloomy tartan
#

I forget what crimes we get charged with at begining

twin flower
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We got stub 1911

gloomy tartan
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I said my corpse starch tasted funny and got hit with sedition, well I was accused of saying it anyway

craggy nebula
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I want Liberator autostubs. Three of them, to fit my three hands thumbsup_ogryn

slim axle
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When Skitarii

twin flower
slim axle
quick bloom
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Calling it now the new class is gonna be a Rogue Trader
It wasn't a mechanicus or ganger last time either, it was something completely off the wall and I know Fatshark is gonna do it again with Rogue Trader 2 coming out soon

twin dirge
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Bro sometimes Spotify smart shuffle is my best friend, sometimes it's ass but like I just got a straight banger I've never heard before

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Added instantly

analog imp
#

h

gloomy tartan
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New clas is a rogue trader selling that za za

twin dirge
vivid sequoia
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I know there's a red light distract you can walk past playing music can we get a map where your just in a club and it's playing music the whole time while your killing heretics lol

slim axle
#

Skitarii.

twin flower
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Oh shit, you got pink now Aki

slim axle
#

Skitarii.
Today.

twin flower
slim axle
twin dirge
daring panther
#

skibitarii

twin dirge
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Plus pink is fire

analog imp
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new class is a necron scarab guys

craggy nebula
twin flower
gray shadow
#

we need a servo-skull as a playable class

snow bane
twin dirge
gloomy tartan
analog imp
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we need a full fledged inquisitor as a playable class

elder merlin
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New class is the arbite model put over the dog's skeleton

craggy nebula
analog imp
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it would be balanced guys

gloomy tartan
#

Ogryn servo skull?

twin flower
#

I gotta get back... huhu

vivid sequoia
gloomy tartan
#

What’s the war hammer equivalent of a banjo

astral laurel
#

GRIM BANJO

gloomy tartan
#

I’d be playing that inbetween mission

elder merlin
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Hey, @analog imp, i found a new profile picture for you

gloomy tartan
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Playing banjo and talking incoherently about cadia high on stims

analog imp
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oh no

vivid sequoia
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Damn no gif perms I'ma cry

twin dirge
twin flower
craggy nebula
#

Admech class will come to hopeful believers in the Omnissiah, but only if you post Hadron Dab

astral laurel
thorn wedge
craggy nebula
twin dirge
thorn wedge
#

You know

rain idol
thorn wedge
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I have it on good authority some person at fatshark or the other hates the hadron dab gif

analog imp
#

imagine if it wasn’t skitarii

twin flower
thorn wedge
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Like is unreasonably frustrated by it

twin flower
#

Its their discord lmao

gloomy tartan
thorn wedge
#

One has to wonder why

twin flower
thorn wedge
craggy nebula
#

superman is annoyed by being called supershit, everyone has a breaking point lmao

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for someone, it is hadron dab

twin flower
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Weird

twin dirge
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Asking old people to use self checkout is like asking them to perform rocket science

twin flower
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Old peepol

twin dirge
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How is it so confusing when there's literal instructions printed in big words right there

twin flower
old juniper
analog imp
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new pfp ladies

twin flower
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Horrid

analog imp
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I hope my profile blinded you

craggy nebula
rain idol
analog imp
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okay buddy

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I’m infiniting all over divine until i silent king

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I’m sorry that isn’t funny

gloomy tartan
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hey if you wear a vox backpack without a vox headset is that stupid

analog imp
#

SKITARII TODAY

rain idol
gloomy tartan
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Like wearing a speaker without headset?

jaunty path
#

Skibidi is soon

analog imp
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its now 00:00

jaunty path
#

24 hour time user

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Peak

lapis halo
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Any predictions?

analog imp
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yes

lapis halo
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For the new class

analog imp
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better than arbites

gray shadow
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Fatshark, for future announcements, should add a notification with the local time, so we can know if it's worth staying up late or not.

jaunty path
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Go to bed

analog imp
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and GW needs to sell a mass amount of admech miniatures

craggy nebula
#

just like WW2 radio men

gloomy tartan
#

Oooooo ok

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I was referencing that scene in the space marine game where cultists try to pretend to be guardsmen

astral laurel
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honestly

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It's the grim darkness of the 42 millennium

gloomy tartan
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And one guy wears the vox backpack and another wears the vox headset

analog imp
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I’m off to try and get some sleep

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remember kids

astral laurel
#

WHY ARE THEY STILL USING MASSIVE VOX UNITS

analog imp
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necron numba one

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imperium stinky

rain idol
analog imp
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LOL

astral laurel
#

It's literally after the year 41000 they guaranteed have smaller vox units

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Why do they need these huge backpacks

gloomy tartan
#

More secure connections Maybie

jaunty path
astral laurel
#

Ah yes

craggy nebula
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because it looks cool on the miniature chadgryn

astral laurel
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Let's regress to WWI

gloomy tartan
#

Should I buy a skin for my bolter or a vox backpack

#

Choices choices

jaunty path
#

Innovation at some point becomes heresy in admech

rain idol
jaunty path
astral laurel
gloomy tartan
#

Technically explosions are smoke signals

#

The message is that something exploded

jaunty path
#

Which again shows religion seriously fucking weighs down the imperium

astral laurel
#

Not religion so much as dogma

jaunty path
#

Religious dogma

astral laurel
#

Though we could debate for days on what the difference and relationship between religion and dogma is

jaunty path
#

Probably

twin dirge
#

Do these people not have jobs!?

#

Why is it so busy at midnight on a fuckin monday

astral laurel
#

What

gloomy tartan
#

It’s probably going to take forever to find a cool bolter skin again

twin dirge
#

I'm at work

#

It's slammed

#

I'm sobbing

gloomy tartan
#

So I should buy the bolter skin

astral laurel
#

Oh because some people are not in the eastern time zone

rain idol
astral laurel
#

Ohhhh

twin dirge
#

Not here I'm talking about my job 😔

rain idol
#

Thanks, time zones

astral laurel
#

Well, I'm awake a midnight on a monday night because fuck

gloomy tartan
#

I can’t figure out which I should get vox unit or the bolster skin

tawny gorge
twin dirge
#

That's the difference

gloomy tartan
#

It’s so hard to pick

#

I love my bolter

#

But vox units are also cool

astral laurel
craggy nebula
gray shadow
twin dirge
astral laurel
#

Don't be rude to them, most poor folks aren't poor by their own choices

#

Yeah! The American economy is fucked right now!

twin dirge
#

That's why I'm working at a gas station

astral laurel
#

The fascists in charge will pretend until they die that the economy is fantastic but it's not

twin dirge
#

I'm more curious why they're at the same gas station instead of asleep or looking for a job

astral laurel
#

And as a result, no one can find work

twin dirge
gloomy tartan
#

My veteran looks like someone out of ww1 trenches lol

rain idol
signal summit
#

wheres the thing

twin dirge
#

My boss is asking homeless people on the street if they want work because we're so understaffed

gloomy tartan
#

Hey do you think we would be allowed to have a pet spider

twin dirge
#

Same with the other stores and shit nearby, the food Lion is on its last legs they can't even stay open past 8 anymore

gloomy tartan
#

As a reject

astral laurel
#

There's also the problem that sometimes being on pogey is more money than being at work.

twin dirge
#

Yeah but im lazy, come shop when I'm not trying to clean the store

astral laurel
gloomy tartan
#

Damn your city has a spider law?

twin dirge
#

I actually wanna burn people alive cuz they walk in on my freshly mopped floors dragging their feet like they're trying to leave marks on purpose

astral laurel
#

Because they're venomous

twin dirge
#

I want a pet snake

gloomy tartan
#

I just threw out spider cuz their small

#

Like I don’t think a reject could have a cat

astral laurel
#

depends on the spider

gloomy tartan
#

Obvi the arbites dog is not a pet as much as a tool

astral laurel
#

cyberdog outranks you all

thorn slate
astral laurel
#

I hate when I grab a plank of wood and get a sliver

gloomy tartan
#

When can we gamble on scorpion fights in the Morningstar

tall grove
gloomy tartan
thorn slate
twin dirge
gloomy tartan
#

I wish I knew what the other bolter skins look like

#

I tried to look up images on google

#

This merciless deliverance skin is pretty neat

#

When do we get gambling minigames in the Morningstar

whole glade
#

LET ME SEE THE NEW CLASS

twin dirge
lavish bane
meager elk
#

Class reveal yet???

whole glade
#

This is really bloods vrs crips

#

Ganger vrs Skitarii

gloomy tartan
#

Will the class come out with a new event too?

#

Like the explosion and fire event?

meager elk
#

I'd prefer skitarii over a ganger

astral laurel
#

The fucking barrel even was awful

meager elk
#

Think of the cosmetics mmm

stark bobcat
#

They released it early, its beastmen

#

no way

#

I called it

robust tusk
#

why does the mod that can show u ur full level and havoc not show u ur own havoc lv?

meager elk
#

Do we have a time for announcement?

robust tusk
#

cuz i cleared up to 39 but never started one myself, so im not sure if its working or no

gloomy tartan
#

I’m stuck on havoc 23

#

I got past 22 atleast

#

So progress was made

whole glade
#

erm

hazy kestrel
whole glade
#

wha da swah

vivid sequoia
#

Can we all agree that Jesper kaydes printer makes some amazing beats

astral laurel
#

His work on BL2 was great

rose blaze
#

Finally, got all five classes in Darktide lvl 30.

astral laurel
gloomy tartan
#

Oooo

astral laurel
#

Known for his work on the Borderlands 2 OST and some other games that don't matter maybe

vivid sequoia
#

He made some of the soundtracks for darktide

gloomy tartan
#

Cool 😄

vivid sequoia
#

Yesh

languid hazel
#

I am gonna nuke Delaware and frame the ||[REDACTED]||!

analog prawn
#

Still waiting

#

???

fathom torrent
#

When Warp Traveller beat kicks in pogryn

analog prawn
#

What happened

thorn wedge
#

You know how the music in darktide fucks across the board

#

That's Jesper kyd

gloomy tartan
#

After careful delegation I will buy the Bolter skin instead of the vox backpack

#

Need to show my favorite gun luv

vivid sequoia
whole glade
#

me when Kyd works with norse pagans to make the best Assassins creed soundtrack

quick bloom
#

Map design and atmosphere also fucks supremely

delicate fox
gloomy tartan
#

Merciless deliverance is such a pretty bolter skin

astral laurel
#

Because yeah it's a banger

thorn wedge
#

You know for a fact you can use a backpack on the new class ,bolter has no such guarantee

gloomy tartan
#

I like how the skull has a crown on it

astral laurel
#

I love the synthwave sounds

delicate fox
#

yeah he's responsible for stuff like jakobs estate, sanctuary 3 and the main menu theme iirc

astral laurel
#

Also real talk about BL3 for a second

whole glade
solid apex
#

so when they are announcing the reclamaitor?

vivid sequoia
#

My favourites are data interface imperial advance and warp traveler and ofc disposel unit

astral laurel
#

Gehenna is one of the COOLEST FUCKING SETTINGS

thorn wedge
astral laurel
quick bloom
#

My only interest in BL3 was the hot robot animal trainer person

astral laurel
#

(Fl4k is nonbinary)

languid hazel
#

Love them :3

vivid sequoia
astral laurel
#

*they're

#

Like, specifically, they don't use gendered pronouns.

twin dirge
#

Old people really like to be stereotypical huh, just had an old man call me ma'am like 5 times (I corrected him after the 2nd time) all because my hair is slightly above average length staregryn

vivid sequoia
#

Yeah I meant there my bad lol

compact adder
gloomy tartan
languid hazel
#

Obligatory “damn I can’t believe Fatshark would lie to us about this reveal” :3

astral laurel
#

Immortal Imperium
looks inside
nothing but corpses and misery

vivid sequoia
#

But I have long hair

compact adder
inland mantle
twin dirge
inland mantle
#

No

astral laurel
#

I will get BL4 eventually but I'm in no rush

thorn wedge
twin dirge
thorn wedge
#

I got bl4 and love it

gloomy tartan
#

What if that’s their thing

thorn wedge
#

Its very

astral basin
#

Bl4 expensive

thorn wedge
#

Movement ey

#

It's on sale I think

delicate fox
#

C4SH looks fun, i'll probably pick up 4 when they release and i can actually run it

thorn wedge
#

Running it is

#

Not good

whole glade
#

i had a double quater pounder

astral laurel
whole glade
#

FUHHHHH

astral basin
#

“Sale”? It came out not long ago

fathom torrent
#

When do Swedes wake up

inland mantle
#

Had like 20% off already or something

thorn wedge
#

I can only run it at low because I'm a darktide pervert and built my computer for unoptimized tide

abstract fiber
thorn wedge
#

The problem is I stalled in the game

astral basin
thorn wedge
#

First because my mother got her leg amputated

astral basin
#

Fika

astral laurel
#

Like Jesus fuck Randy Pitchford is a garbage human being who needs to STOP FUCKING TALKING

thorn wedge
#

And then because every time I got enough skill points to capstone I went

vivid sequoia
#

Huh

inland mantle
#

Randy sure is a guy of all time

thorn wedge
#

"ooooo I wonder what it's like if I leveled this person to use their capstone's"

astral basin
#

Pitchford is the stereotype big business executive

astral laurel
#

Fucking creepy ass bastard who doesn't know how to not run his mouth

thorn wedge
#

All 4 times

whole glade
#

Ra-ra-ra rasputin ArbiGooo

thorn wedge
#

You know how John Romero thought calling people his bitch was good marketing?

#

Randy pitchford is that marketing campaign's ghost

gloomy tartan
#

Hey where do we watch the class reveal anyways?

abstract fiber
#

remember when pitchford cut the claptrap voice actor for wanting to get paid and pitchford said cant promise any payment

astral laurel
#

Shit I didn't mean to tag

#

I love borderlands. I fucking HATE Pitchford.

thorn wedge
#

"it's a premium price for premium gamers"

astral laurel
#

The fuck's a premium gamer

thorn wedge
#

Goes on sale immediately and near constantly

astral laurel
#

Do they slur in italics

gloomy tartan
twin dirge
#

I always slur in italics

thorn wedge
#

What's better

#

Calling someone a slur in all chat?

astral laurel
#

tabarnak de chalise

thorn wedge
#

Or calling them some random thing and spending the game gaslighting them that it IS a slur

twin dirge
#

THOU MOTHER MUST HAVE BEDDED NURGLE HIMSELF FOR THOU TO HAVE BEEN BIRTHED, SWINE!

gloomy tartan
#

Please pick up after your cyber dog

astral laurel
#

I was playing BL3 with friends the other day

astral laurel
#

And we all kind of agreed that the enemies called "NOGs" just

#

It sounds like a slur.

gloomy tartan
#

Nog is a slur?

thorn wedge
#

Real talk the best upgrade bl4 has is that it has.... Mmmm 4 or 5 more layers of stuff to build craft with

gloomy tartan
#

Neat I learned a new one

astral laurel
gloomy tartan
#

Oh. Well I’ll still call people a nog

thorn wedge
#

Healthkits, cooldown grenades, weapon enhancements, specialzation

astral laurel
#

It's an enemy type in Borderlands 3, it's related to the word "Noggin"

gloomy tartan
#

Ohhhhhhhhh yeah

twin dirge
#

They did good

gloomy tartan
#

Remember 9 toes from borderlands

#

3 balls

thorn wedge
#

A s if you use a class mod with a skill you don't have it still gives you the skill

astral laurel
whole glade
#

this is my wheelchair! there are many like it but this one is mine!

thorn wedge
#

I foror

astral laurel
#

anyways I must be off to shower and sleep

#

night night fuckers

#

(complementary)

thorn wedge
#

The the medkits and enhancement and that extra "I want these stats" space

whole glade
gloomy tartan
#

Goodnight Don’t let the gene stealers bite

twin dirge
#

Sleep well shiter

thorn wedge
#

And the badass ranks bonuses are a full separate skill tree now

astral laurel
#

That's Mister Doctor Professor Fuckass to you

twin dirge
#

Shoo shoo bed wetter

thorn wedge
#

Amp medkit my beloved

astral laurel
#

Okay you've gone too far now

gloomy tartan
#

Piss your bed for the god emperor

astral laurel
#

It was funny the first time

twin dirge
#

Insult me back, it turns me on

astral laurel
#

No.

twin dirge
arctic escarp
#

its glorifying a shithole

astral laurel
twin dirge
#

You're telling me being a lich isn't technically immortality?

arctic escarp
#

the imperium schucks but they got a banger song tho

arctic escarp
gloomy tartan
#

Dagger ear

twin dirge
#

I like necrons cuz disintegrating nervous systems sounds kinda cool

gloomy tartan
twin dirge
#

Whatever race has the bigger guns is usually my favorite thumbsup_ogryn

thorn wedge
#

Rafa with the SMG that overheats in .5 seconds but with the unlimited ammo orange tree buff so you hose through ~800ish smh bullets in a single skill activation

main zephyr
#

well

#

we can partially blame the necrons for the nid problem

thorn wedge
twin dirge
#

Nids are cool too

gloomy tartan
main zephyr
#

the reason being their part in the destruction of the pharos device during the heresy

twin dirge
#

I love grim dark xenomorphs

thorn wedge
#

The moment I got the legendary grenade focused mod and ammnd my first actual fucked up grenade it was over

main zephyr
#

its everyone that was part of that being destroyed that got the nids invovled

gloomy tartan
jaunty path
thorn wedge
#

I used that to fill all of Kairos with explosives in a mad quest for xp

twin dirge
#

Dozens for everyone else tho

gloomy tartan
main zephyr
#

and the main culprit

thorn wedge
#

I got the grenade one during a long period of incompatible ordnance

main zephyr
#

was guiliman

arctic escarp
main zephyr
#

he activated it during the heresy

arctic escarp
#

today is the day chat

gloomy tartan
#

Gill man made the nids show up?

elder merlin
main zephyr
#

which rung the dinner bell for the nids

elder merlin
thorn wedge
gloomy tartan
#

Will the release trailer just come out on YouTube or?

gloomy tartan
thorn wedge
#

Will it come out?

twin dirge
#

I'm shitting myself if it's a ganger

main zephyr
#

he didnt do it purposely but them using the pharos device lead the nids in

hybrid vault
#

New class when? 🙁

gloomy tartan
main zephyr
#

i am serious

gloomy tartan
#

That’s a big whoopsie

main zephyr
#

thats from 30k

#

during the heresy

gloomy tartan
#

That’s a really big whoopsie

main zephyr
#

exactly

jaunty path
#

Gonna be a while till the reveal

elder merlin
twin dirge
#

Oopsie poopsie, accidentally released the universes perfect bioweapons

jaunty path
#

Thinking about sleeping to make it happen faster

gloomy tartan
#

Say what you will about cadia exploding atleast we didn’t release tyranids

#

That guy sounds like a fuck up

twin dirge
main zephyr
#

the galaxy spanning signal to lead people back to terra was the dinner bell

main zephyr
#

lol

arctic escarp
#

did you know the name tyranids came from the planet Tyran because thats where they were officially sighted and the 1st planet the nids consumed.

gloomy tartan
#

Really?

#

Damn

#

That’s a grim memory

main zephyr
#

that is awful

twin dirge
#

We should have bigger nids ngl

gloomy tartan
#

I thought cadia had it bad. Tyran is immortalized as the name for a fucking alien death species

#

I didn’t know tyran was a place

gloomy tartan
main zephyr
#

also the league of votaan is a group of people from the imperium that left during the golden age of technology and werent affected at all by the events of the old night or the dark age which lead to them developing much much quicker then the imperium

whole glade
#

i made a tomboy zealot

main zephyr
#

but yes the space dwarves are desecendants of humans

gloomy tartan
#

Oooo snap that’s where space dwarves come from?

#

I learned about space elfs last night

#

Man I learn a lot of Warhammer lore here

#

Thanks

twin dirge
#

Welcome to the Warhammer server

whole glade
gloomy tartan
#

It’s nice having people happy to teach and share

main zephyr
#

well a lot of the older stuff was more interesting

icy wedge
#

so new class gets revealed in 10 mins?

main zephyr
#

but has been removed or changed

twin dirge
#

I learn something new any time I open this chat ngl, 130 hours in game and yet I still know nothing outside of Cadia good and kreigsman like trench warfare

wintry steeple
arctic escarp
#

the krieg is essentially the IJA but SPACE

whole glade
#

me when burzum

arctic escarp
#

death cult ✅
fanatic devotion to emperor ✅
lacking in self preservation ✅

wintry steeple
#

that is hysterical

arctic escarp
#

yessir

cunning remnant
#

Next class is Gordon Freeman

#

Trust

main zephyr
#

well a long time ago the krieg declared independce from the imperium and got beat

nocturne flicker
twin dirge
main zephyr
#

and now all the krieg people do what they do willingly for redepemtion from the emperor

twin dirge
#

You just are god

gloomy tartan
#

Cadians are like the original Coke a cola with cocaine in it, kriegs are Pepsi, and moebians are sprite cranberry

sleek harness
#

It's today yall

thorn wedge
sleek harness
main zephyr
#

what about the catachan chris

main zephyr
#

for them they see it that i believe

nocturne flicker
twin dirge
#

FUCK YEAH, PENANCE

thorn wedge
#

You guys say it's today

gray shadow
thorn wedge
#

I say we've had matroyshka egg delays before

sleek harness
arctic escarp
#

Steel Legion is the quintessential mechanized warfare regiment, blitzkrieg style

nocturne flicker
cunning remnant
twin dirge
#

They're just gonna delay it till the class releases

gloomy tartan
#

Hmmm idk what catachans would be

icy wedge
#

anyone know if its 7am CET or 7pm CET?

twin dirge
#

Give us the trailer a week after the class is out

gloomy tartan
#

Maybie they would be red bull?

thorn wedge