general-chat

[grizzled plover]

if its da ladz i gotta change my pfp

if its not da ladz i kms

[brazen pelican]

It's about 14.5h away.

[gloomy tartan]

If it’s da ladz I’ll do a flip

[rocky radish]

What if it's just like a regular dude who modded some space marine armour so they can fit in it?

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know how to do a flip

[grizzled plover]

christ on a stick

[gloomy tartan]

Did you say 14

[grizzled plover]

cant it have been a week ago

[tawny gorge]

GW said NO

[brazen pelican]

They tried it once, he didn't enjoy it.

[grizzled plover]

we're 2 and a half hours from the 18th

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to need some coffee jesus

[tidal gyro]

which blessing to use with helbore lasgun? i have surgical but i am not know which other

i am use the thing that is brittleness

is best?

[vivid sequoia]

Eap.

[grizzled plover]

gotta stay up to celebrate da WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

bc its gonna be a WAAAAAAAGH

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, seems to be at around 18.00 local time. It's 03.30 am.

[coarse tiger]

Really this trailer don’t matter can’t play the shit till Dec

[vivid sequoia]

Bayanet.

[rocky radish]

There's plenty of time to sleep before the trailer comes out

[grizzled plover]

gotta celebrate

[tidal gyro]

there i think is none for this

[coarse tiger]

Or start shitposting right

[grizzled plover]

no bc what if bed too cozy and warm and steals me for too long

[hazy kestrel]

It’ll stop the theorycrafting and whatnot.

But if it’s not AdMech I’m gonna be depressed.

[grizzled plover]

if its not DA LADZ im actually going to start drinking until the next class reveal is on the horizon

[coarse tiger]

😂 😭

[tawny gorge]

is that your oc

[fringe plover]

need to get back into the groove so i can play the new class without rust

[brazen pelican]

Slaanesh approves this message.

[rocky radish]

Take your phone. Then you can set your alarm and watch the trailer in bed

[marsh iris]

Kelermorph class

[grizzled plover]

40k has so many cool aliens and gives us two bosses present who can LEGALLY consort with aliens and it's been four humans and big boys

[coarse tiger]

I truly think we’re actually gonna be surprised (that it’s so bad) or it’s gonna be crazy

[vivid sequoia]

What are you on about?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a ork head we wear on our hip like that guy from god of war 3

It costs 700 dollars

[grizzled plover]

Really between the Rogue Trader and the Inquisitor and the ability for Xenos to apply for permits to become Sanctioned Xenos I'm upset we don't have Xenos yet

[cinder flame]

So the next class should be a tyranid😏

[meager elk]

Is there a link to a trailer countdown?

[gloomy tartan]

Would it be like a arbites where it’s a nid with his little nid homie?

[formal mortar]

Trailer will release on a delay

[meager elk]

Thank you ^^

[formal mortar]

New class is a chronomancer

[rocky radish]

Somewhere. Forgot where. But it's maybe 13.5 or 14.5 hours from now

[junior sky]

BOYS

IVE DONE IT

I BROKE A MIL

[elder merlin]

I do wonder if we'll get another glass cannon class like psyker

[rocky radish]

Kills?

[junior sky]

nah damage in one run

[ocean widget]

yo @dapper trench R2 downloaded yet?

[brazen pelican]

Nice. :3

[fringe plover]

average mortis trials ogryn grenade build

[meager elk]

It's a chronomancer?

Wait, we know the class?

[junior sky]

did that shit on melee psyker shit slaps so hard

[formal mortar]

Yes a time ork

[meager elk]

Lol

[junior sky]

1087.5K LETS GO

[rare whale]

Kroot would go hard but

[meager elk]

Nooo kroot

[rare whale]

The mourningstar seems more like a puritan's ship

[meager elk]

Boooo lol

Yeah puritan

[brazen pelican]

It's a purple Ork. So they just used the delay as an excuse because they realized we wouldn't be able to see it anyway.

[rare whale]

And we dont like xenos

[meager elk]

Death to xenos

[rare whale]

Fuck yeah

[brazen pelican]

Rude. :<

[rare whale]

on a serious note tho

Kroot are pretty cool

And Orks are based

The rest suck tho

[meager elk]

Perfectly acceptable behaviour in the imperium, not rude lol

[marsh iris]

where the cute xenos at

[rare whale]

XENO

[brazen pelican]

This isn't the Imperium. :<

[grizzled plover]

The Imperium be like "ABHOR THE XENOS" and then every ten seconds hire Ork pirates or fight alongside Aeldari rangers or pay good money for a Jokaero invention

[meager elk]

I want some adeptus or battle sisters etc

[rare whale]

lol

[vivid sequoia]

[brazen pelican]

Abhor the Xenos then Guilliman dates one.

[rare whale]

Adepta Sororitas would be whack

[cinder flame]

Kroot and the eldar are the only xenos I can see being added to the game

[marsh iris]

guilliman want dem xeno abhoe

[golden cloak]

Is there general time where announcements come out from Fat Shark or is it just "At any point in the day on 18th?"

[fossil siren]

and then you got rogue traders with their heresy liscenses that let em get away with shenanigins

[rare whale]

Zealot class is basically the same

[cinder flame]

But I doubt a xeno ever will be added as a class

[vivid sequoia]

Idk

[meager elk]

Yeah it's a little too close to zealot

[rare whale]

Adding Sororitas is just spitting in Zealots face imo

Like here's you but cooler

[brazen pelican]

I see the "reveal when" messages have started.

[fossil siren]

they never stopped

[brazen pelican]

Fair, the frequency is increasing, though. :3

[marsh iris]

Air Raider class

[cerulean frost]

The time nears

[gloomy tartan]

New class is a tall woman

[golden cloak]

I'm absolutely certain I am not the first person to ask this in the day haha, I just don't know about Fatshark's announcement timings or whatnot and if I just should check at different periods in the day or just set alarm for a certain time as I work.

[rare whale]

Hive Ganger would also be weird since it's a "past" option. Idk

Something mechanicus related seems most likely to me but Idk

[brazen pelican]

Aeldari confirmed?! :3

[grizzled plover]

Its da BOYZ and we'z gonna have a WAAAAAAGH

[meager elk]

I'd like mechanicus

[brazen pelican]

There is a search function. :3

[grizzled plover]

[meager elk]

No waaagh lol

[rare whale]

COMBAT SERVITOR!!!!!

[grizzled plover]

WAAAAAAAAGH

[fossil siren]

True.

[rocky radish]

Really surprised the mods don't just post the reveal time so we don't have to explain 400 times

[rare whale]

A FULL SQUAD OF LOBOTOMITES ON TRACKS WITH CHAINSWORDS FOR ARMS AND BOLTER AS PEEPEE LETS GO

[fossil siren]

Friend you're the 4th I've seen today

[lucid yoke]

new class reveal video will showcase an aeldari sniper who then gets countersniped to make way for the real class: two ratlings

[grizzled plover]

DA BOYZ IZ HERE

[gloomy tartan]

I think someone said tiny people can’t exist in the game or something

[fossil siren]

Let them cook

[brazen pelican]

Really surprised people don't just use the search function. Should be faster than typing a message and waiting for a serious reply. :3

[gloomy tartan]

Which sucks because I would love to call someone ratboy

[cinder flame]

Two ratlings in a trench coat 🥸

[lucid yoke]

yeah no i really doubt its happening, but i also doubt aeldari is happening

[gloomy tartan]

At first I was saying new class is a rat man

[fossil siren]

Ratboy? I resent that

[lucid yoke]

two ratlings in a tech priests coat

[cinder flame]

A man who never stops thinking

[gloomy tartan]

Like ice climbers from Nintendo ?

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like heresy.

[fossil siren]

Watch it be a fake out for admech to be revealed to be 3 skavenslaves in a admech coat and the reveal ties in with skaven getting added to 40k

[grizzled plover]

I'm just saying we literally have an Ork emote in this server

[lucid yoke]

you're right

[gloomy tartan]

Would it be a big ork or a little one

[golden cloak]

Sometimes it's just not a bad idea to ask someone in general. Imagine going into a class channel to ask "Hey any tips for this weapon for this class" and getting told to look it up instead of any kind of engagement or conversation. Obviously mine is bit more basic.

[grizzled plover]

A right propa nob

[cinder flame]

Ogryns think abt rations 😔

[golden cloak]

Especially since major announcements can differ from patch notes and I'm not sure if the discord is synchronous with official releases.

[gloomy tartan]

Ork cybernetics are cool

I think I saw a image of a commisar with a ork claw arm

It looked so stupid

[golden cloak]

Ork Weirdboyz trailer where they blow up a psyker and step onto the stage.

[gloomy tartan]

And so awesome

[brazen pelican]

That is good. Thinking a lot about other things, heresy.

[cerulean frost]

That might have been Yarrick

[fossil siren]

Oh yarrick?

[golden cloak]

Sounds like Yarrick yeah that's his entire thing.

[rare whale]

Mhm

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all are like oh that one guy?

I guess he’s famous lmao

[fossil siren]

Even with my limited knowledge of 40k I know about yarrick lmao

[vivid sequoia]

Huh

[golden cloak]

Yeah, there isn't really human character with orc cybernetics since it'd be kinda heretical

[gloomy tartan]

I know he has a ork arm I just didn’t know his name lol

[rare whale]

I rlly want to read the Yarrick novels

[golden cloak]

Or unwieldy, but Yarrick makes it a point because he fights against orks.

[rare whale]

Box set with novels about him coming out soon

[gloomy tartan]

He has it because he fights orks?

[grizzled plover]

Ork Freeboota who's ult is Roadhog's ult where he whips out a flak cannon and gets to karkin work

[cinder flame]

Didn’t they kill yarrick in a random paragraph in a codex

[lucid yoke]

only thing i know about yarrick is that reddit post that someone made where he accidentally tricked everyone into believing angron killed him

[ocean widget]

yeah dude got offscreened

[grizzled plover]

Yeah a Warboss severed his arm so he killed the Warboss and took it's power klaw

[cerulean frost]

They did yes.

[golden cloak]

He basically killed a warboss and lost his arm, and he took it from the warboss claw to scare other greenskin/build up a legend of him being terrifying to them.

[rare whale]

He beat an ork in single combat, after losing his arm to said ork he claimed his arm.

[fossil siren]

Only way they could of gone

[golden cloak]

So it's a trophy/fear factor thing.

[brazen pelican]

The Space Marine 2 treatment. :3

[cerulean frost]

Just like Chairon and Acheran.

[gloomy tartan]

Fair trade

[ocean widget]

dont disrespect yarrick like that

[gloomy tartan]

He died offscreen?

[rare whale]

But yeah, the Orks respect Yarrick for being such a good foe.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s so lame

[cinder flame]

Chairon didn’t deserve that 😒

[grizzled plover]

Bonus points is he cultivated the legend so much that when Orks started claiming Old Bale-Eye could fire laser bolts from his eyes he had to get a digital weapon mounted to his eye socket

[rare whale]

To Angron no less.

[golden cloak]

Especially since Yarrick is like... Anti-Orc specialist, he uses psychological warfare and lean into Greenskin superstitions and legends or rumors of himself.

What Freeboota said

[brazen pelican]

Chadiron. :<

[lucid yoke]

it was not angron

the angron fact originated from a single shitpost

[rare whale]

No?

[gloomy tartan]

Angron is a Khorne guy?

[lucid yoke]

which somehow managed to convince everyone it was canon

[golden cloak]

He's a Daemon Primarch of Khorne yes

[grizzled plover]

Yarrick literally spent his entire life being the boogeyman to Gazghkull and being offscreened is fucking infuriating

[cinder flame]

Angry ron

[cerulean frost]

He’s THE Khorne guy to some.

[rare whale]

Sounds like ork propaganda

[brazen pelican]

He sounds like a calm, collected type.

[golden cloak]

Less of boogeyman and more of hate bromance relationship tbh /s

[gloomy tartan]

Ork arm mgeee should of not died off screen

[lucid yoke]

that he would die to angron or that he didn't actually

[gloomy tartan]

He’s cool

[grizzled plover]

Skarbrand would be angrier than usual if Skarbrand could read

[fossil siren]

in his words, a good fights hard to find.

[ocean widget]

yarrick isnt dead
its just the imperium using propaganda to make the orks fight angron and khorne cultists
now dont mind me as i huff my copium

[rare whale]

Yknow what would be cool

[brazen pelican]

SKARBRAND HATES KNOCKING SOUUUNDS!!!

[rare whale]

Yarrick, not dead.

[tawny gorge]

?

that's kharn

to everyone

[golden cloak]

Kharn is space marine

[gloomy tartan]

I heard some ppl say that all the rejects at at risk of corruption to diff chaos gods

[lucid yoke]

chances are yarrick isn't dead

[golden cloak]

That disqualifies him in my eyes /s

[gloomy tartan]

That legit?

[rare whale]

Chilling in stasis in Trazyn's gallery.

[lucid yoke]

cain gets declared dead all the time

[dapper trench]

61%

[gloomy tartan]

Or just bs

[tender horizon]

Fwiw everyone is, its 40k

[tawny gorge]

bro what, kharn is the chosen champion of khorn

[brazen pelican]

I've seen the way Arbi's look at Hadron.

[tawny gorge]

wym in your eyes

[ocean widget]

sick
lmk when its done

[lucid yoke]

everyone is at risk of corruption all the time

[gloomy tartan]

Just existing?

I thought you had to be like near your breaking point

[rare whale]

Yarrick being a trophy in Trazyn's gallery would be funny as fuck tho.

[lucid yoke]

its real easy to break in 40k

[rare whale]

Everyone thinking he's dead but he just got, acquired.

[gloomy tartan]

Is that why that zealot called me fragile? I thought she was being a bitch

[brazen pelican]

Cadia broke before the blackstone did.

[golden cloak]

I'm mostly joking but I more or less think of Bloodthirsters or Daemons when I think of Khorne more often than not and World Eaters part of the domain but they're mortals. Dunno might be just me but when I visualize Chaos? I don't immediately think of the mortal followers of it.

[tender horizon]

Sometimes the foreman starts offering you better dinners amd all of a sudden you're in a cult.

[gloomy tartan]

What

[lucid yoke]

yes, yes, the guard went to brokeback before cadia did or whatever

[gloomy tartan]

It can’t be that easy

[lucid yoke]

no one cares about cadia

[rocky radish]

There is something we need. A document whose creator will become a legend.

A list of the greatest character names people have seen in game

[gloomy tartan]

Why did I suddenly get shot

[tender horizon]

Chaos is insidious, normally offers people better lives, then they slip down the slope into hell.

[cinder flame]

The ogryn goes to Slaneesh

[lucid yoke]

no one cares about your space debris

[rare whale]

CassiusThunderhammer would be a good name for an Arbitrator

[brazen pelican]

Join Slaanesh, we got cookies and Blåhaj for everyone.

[rare whale]

The fuck is Blåhaj

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians ain’t no bitches like the moebians

[lucid yoke]

ikea shark plushie

[brazen pelican]

Heresy.

[tawny gorge]

more space marine

[lucid yoke]

cadians lost, the moebians havent 100% yet

[rare whale]

Have u seen the cassius thundercock meme?

[golden cloak]

Realistically speaking, idea of corruption in Warhammer 40K is extremely inconsistent and varies between authors on the actual applications of it. Same thing with power scaling. in certain novels or intepretations, every single reject should be dead from plagues especially after surviving being swallowed by Beast of Nurgle or other things. Other times all you need is little faith and plagues don't seem to hurt you.

[tawny gorge]

biff thundrish is one of the first space marine novel named charachters

[rare whale]

dont tell the comissar

[tawny gorge]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

okay i get it

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians never let the darkness in like the moebians

[lucid yoke]

yeah because their planet is dust

there's no fucking room for darkness anymore

[gloomy tartan]

So it just works how it needs to work

[golden cloak]

Pretty much!

[brazen pelican]

We don't have one. They've mysteriously disappeared without a trace. ..oOwOo..

[gloomy tartan]

Rather be dust than corrupted

[golden cloak]

It's not a bad thing, 40K is a big ass setting that's meant to be ridiculous sometimes.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just me tho

[rare whale]

Cadians actually had alot of cult uprisings on Cadia, ALL the time.

[fossil siren]

rule of cool > proper scaling anyways

[tender horizon]

Sometimes I can't believe Biff was a popular name in recent history

[golden cloak]

Pretty much.

[brazen pelican]

Become a Kson, be both.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m just saying cadian voice lines

[rare whale]

oh lol

[fossil siren]

its nice to have a consistent baseline but overall having some silly moments isnt bad

[arctic escarp]

eeeh

[tawny gorge]

Maul doesnt keep his bodycam on

[gloomy tartan]

Once rot sets in the barrel it’s corrupted from top to bottom

[zinc marsh]

inb4 new class reveal: ||Another delay||

[lucid yoke]

a noblewoman flashed her ankle at me and i instantly turned to slaanesh

it was a bad time

[arctic escarp]

chairon is a pretty flat character

acheran at least has that meme of him never have as much men as titus needed at all times

[vivid sequoia]

I crave waffles :3

[brazen pelican]

He smashes it and claims malfunction.

[fossil siren]

bold of you to assume they even carry it

[golden cloak]

For example I think there was a story or segment about how a single Death Guard participating in battle has lead to hundreds or thousands of guardsmen being shriveled by pestilience just by it merely existing. Other times Death Guard gets killed by bunch of lasguns at its head.

[gloomy tartan]

When Cadia gets shit talk I gotta represent ya know

[rare whale]

Valid

[tawny gorge]

its still being built on terra

[gloomy tartan]

I also am a noob in Warhammer

[arctic escarp]

the femboy

[brazen pelican]

"Awaiting replacement".

[vivid sequoia]

Hii

[rare whale]

Give em the old kasrkin doubletap!

[arctic escarp]

how are we mutuals with khorne dawg

[vivid sequoia]

That's me

[lucid yoke]

where

[dapper trench]

ok

[cerulean frost]

There

[gloomy tartan]

I was so caught off guard when the cadian starts shit talking moebians

[zinc marsh]

if cadia was so tough then why didn't it survive getting hit with a black fortress
Why didn't it dodge
is it stupid?

[tawny gorge]

yes the legendary femboy you all talk about 24/7

in this here chat

[ocean widget]

do not question the ways of australians

[gloomy tartan]

Dodging is for aliens

[ocean widget]

change your name its too vague

[vivid sequoia]

To what?

[gloomy tartan]

The guard shoots with sustained fire

[fossil siren]

male cutthroat shout voicelines are what keep me playing the class because good lord is the delivery spot on

[ocean widget]

a femboy

[tawny gorge]

bob

[rocky radish]

One is plenty

[lucid yoke]

capitalize femboy

[golden cloak]

But big thing about why 'Chaos Corruption' is pretty common or prevalent and obsessively warded off is because Imperium is a shithole despotic and oppressive regime to 90% of its inhabitants. And because of how widespread the suffering it is, it's trivially easy for a person to give up and be willing to submit to dark forces if they are aware of its existence or etc etc.

[ocean widget]

you could throw a grenade in this server and hit at least 6 femboys

[brazen pelican]

||You just need to know a few things. Magnus is misunderstood. Sanguinius died like a bitch. Erebus did nothing wrong. Ferrus had it coming.||

[gray shadow]

i hope

[vivid sequoia]

Who's Bob?

[gloomy tartan]

When he yells at the witch “DONT YOU TOUCH ME!”

[fossil siren]

Your uncle

[arctic escarp]

like almost every effeminate guy in gen I see is a mutual with khorne dawg

[little marten]

Phlegmboys

[lucid yoke]

i threw a grenade and all i hit were ferrets, i think i did something wrong

[brazen pelican]

That is amazingly funny.

[golden cloak]

Healthy, well rounded people and well off society is probably not going to be as crushingly afflicted by heresy/corruption and stuff as Imperium might be.

[fossil siren]

getting stuck into a horde only to hear FOR CREED! which amps you up more than usual

[zinc marsh]

that third one be fightin words but the rest is fairly accurate

[ocean widget]

shit
aquilas a femboy?

[lucid yoke]

you lose a year of your lifespan every second you're in contact with them

[little marten]

Wait does that mean I’m not effeminate

[arctic escarp]

that boy average build but he not a fem

[little marten]

Take that dad!

[arctic escarp]

he's a fellow bisexual 🤝

[brazen pelican]

You are to me, the most feminine worms I've seen.

[ocean widget]

no but he is mutuals with khorne dawg

[high oxide]

New classsssssssssss

[arctic escarp]

I know

[little marten]

More like hi sexual how you doing

[vivid sequoia]

Khorn dawg collects femboys/jk

[golden cloak]

TDLR: If things are so bad for most of folks that living is suffering, you would probably not have hard time going 'fuck it selling my soul to these forces so I can escape this suffering.'

[arctic escarp]

hiii bestieeeeeee

[dry bay]

Hot take

And heresy

[little marten]

Yaassss

[brazen pelican]

Everything is heresy, to be fair. Give the Inquisition 15 seconds and you'll be found to be a heretic.

[little marten]

Senoritaaaa 💅

[gloomy tartan]

I guess the cutthroat veteran would be susceptible to Khorne since he likes killing and is all fuck hope

[neon agate]

I think that's too low

We can go 10 pretty safely

[full smelt]

is the reveal tomorrow late or tomorrow early

[vivid sequoia]

I have a white monster energy :3

[tawny gorge]

jk?

really? jk

[arctic escarp]

you can throw a bear in #zealot-class and watch how many fems come out

[brazen pelican]

There is no way there would be autistic femboys in a 40k server.

[vivid sequoia]

Jokeing

[tawny gorge]

femboys and general chat and you imply jokes?

[arctic escarp]

you havent seen #zealot-class

[little marten]

I’m one of those things

[vivid sequoia]

Yes?

[cinder flame]

Khorn would prob make u kill ur family, tzeentch turns u into a chicken, nurgle turns u into a dumpster, slaneesh into a tweaker

[tawny gorge]

people here dont joke about that kind of stuff

[neon agate]

Okay this has to be a joke right

[tawny gorge]

get with the program

[ocean widget]

every skiitari OC shriveling up and dying rn

[rocky radish]

I'm surprised femboys would play this game

[brazen pelican]

I'm autistic, I don't know.

[golden cloak]

I understand it's joke! But there's lot of ways corruption can manifest honestly or pathway to it.

[arctic escarp]

slaanesh can make you excessively obsess over whatever you pursue in life to unhealthy degree.

[little marten]

Warhammer is so gay

[fossil siren]

you do realise what platform we're on right?

[vivid sequoia]

Killing spree

[golden cloak]

Yeah Slannesh is just plain obsession

[tawny gorge]

why are you people surprised femboys are in 40k media?

[brazen pelican]

"Only men will receive my seed."

• Big E.

[gloomy tartan]

So which chaos god would try to get which of the reject classes?

[little marten]

I bless this server and by extension Warhammer for getting to converse with such a dynamic cast of individuals

[gloomy tartan]

Would psykers be at risk to the bird man

[fossil siren]

someone with slaanesh in their name surprised by femboys in a 40k server. now ive seen everything

[vivid sequoia]

Ayo?

[rare whale]

I mean. Fulgrim is like the Alpha twink.

[arctic escarp]

like while it is most often excess pleasure in sex when it comes to Slaanesh and how you just gonna keep gooning to even more extreme shit. Theres so much more interesting ways to depict the part of excess in Slaanesh

[tawny gorge]

there was one guy here that had his twitter tagged and it was just him doing a bunch of lewd effeminate poses

[little marten]

In the Old Testament god struck down a man for spilling his seed

[loud hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmdyhV0adCw

[cinder flame]

I feel it depends on the class personality more then the class itself

[neon agate]

Um actually it would be killtrocity 🤓 (This is a halo joke)

[tawny gorge]

i had to avoid talking to him when he replied to me because there was no way i wouldnt mention that

[arctic escarp]

Roberto Guillermo is OCD coded

[heavy compass]

fellas, which assault chainsword mark do you think is better overall? cheers

[brazen pelican]

Oh my God, that's disgusting. Where? Where would I find this?

[gloomy tartan]

Hm that’s a good point

[tawny gorge]

20k

[tall grove]

Coded? He’s OCD incarnate

[brazen pelican]

I'll start my own twitter, with blackjack...

[rocky radish]

nO gIRls aLloWeD

[gloomy tartan]

And hooks

Forget the black jack

[vivid sequoia]

Whoah

[arctic escarp]

unironically some nutjobs opinion of 40K

[neon agate]

Sister of battles exist and I know like 4 girls that like warhammmer

Sorry love warhammer

[hexed vigil]

Space King reference der

[arctic escarp]

like the mere mention or sight of a strong female character in 40K

WOKE

[rocky radish]

The person I play Darktide with most is my sister

[little marten]

Sometimes I feel like a girl and I like Warhammer

[neon agate]

Your sister sounds fooking based

[tall grove]

I can’t imagine how miserable that must be. To hate media just because people different from you and your fantasies exist within them

[hexed vigil]

plz tell me you're not from Alabama

[cinder flame]

I saw a poll that said most girls are tyranid players can u confirm

[vivid sequoia]

This is incredibly based

[arctic escarp]

sexism

[minor narwhal]

NEW CLASS TODAY

[brazen pelican]

I went through some "woke game list". It was hilarious.

[gloomy tartan]

So based you become a turkey

[little marten]

Sadly not as I only feel and would be a bad demographic - I would play imperial guard

[neon agate]

I am a frog and I play warhammer and I got RIBBIT RIBBIT then I get yeated by a mutant into 15 crushers

[tall grove]

🥚 ?

[loud hawk]

new class ANNOUNCEMENT today

[gray shadow]

Does anyone happen to know what time the trailer will be released?

[loud hawk]

or tomorrow actually

[little marten]

🍳

[tawny gorge]

is transforming possible in your surveilance state?

[tall grove]

I know. Image how fucking miserable that must be

[little marten]

Yeah think so, not for me tho but all the power to folks that do

[brazen pelican]

Skitters away.

[hexed vigil]

surveilance state lol

P E A K S O C I E T Y

[cinder flame]

🧐🤨

[gloomy tartan]

Fr?

[minor narwhal]

wokehammer 40k

[brazen pelican]

I love my cute little space bugs. :3

[hexed vigil]

Norn QUEEN

[tall grove]

Always has been

[gloomy tartan]

Alien bugs are neat

You can burn them

😄

[hexed vigil]

and you know they like that

ever since ancient times

fantasies of the fisherman's wife

girls been after that tentacle bs for ages

[cinder flame]

Ur planet blew up

[brazen pelican]

You'll be the first to be eaten. ..oOwOo..

[tall grove]

More element 710 please

[gloomy tartan]

Atleast my planet is famous

Your planet probably never did anything cool

[hexed vigil]

*was

[tawny gorge]

hmmmm

i hear you

[lethal solstice]

Famous for being turned into paving stones

[gloomy tartan]

They hate us cuz they ain’t us

[tall grove]

Still is. People still talk about it, and fragments of it still exist

[gloomy tartan]

That’s right

[brazen pelican]

Where do you think the Ogryns got the rocks from?

[hexed vigil]

if Pluto ain't a planet, neither is that astroid cloud that's called Cadia

[tawny gorge]

"and fragments of it still exist" it this isnt mega cope i'm optimus prime

[lethal solstice]

It is correct

[arctic escarp]

the woke mob 😔

[lethal solstice]

There is in fact a debris field

[hexed vigil]

maximums copius

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah no I thought it exploded too

[lethal solstice]

Which means fragments of it do in fact exist

[gloomy tartan]

There’s bits of it still

[brazen pelican]

Decepticopes.

[lethal solstice]

Because matter cannot be created nor destroyed

[minor narwhal]

put em to eepy

[ocean widget]

to be fair they do exist

they're called atoms

and nobody except cadians gives a shit

[languid hazel]

So chat

[tall grove]

Hey now, it’s at least dust and mailbox sized asteroids

[gloomy tartan]

What’s wrong with cadia existing lmao

[languid hazel]

Think James Workshop will make FS delay the trailer again?

[neon agate]

OPTIMUS PRIME?!?!

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t even bring cadia up 😂

[brazen pelican]

It doesn't.

[little marten]

Oh we’ve returned to robobanging

[gloomy tartan]

The crumbs exist 😭

[little marten]

Admech is a mistake

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia exists in our hearts

[neon agate]

I keep seeing cadians and my brains keeps saying Canadians

[gloomy tartan]

And our dadys the god emperor

[tall grove]

Nah, we bang cyborgs in this bitch

[cinder flame]

I like krieg

[tall grove]

Protogens 🥵

[gloomy tartan]

I also like krieg

[neon agate]

Krieg is a great melee character

[cinder flame]

Ur planets gone

[gloomy tartan]

Aren’t kriegd and Cadians really strong will wise or some shit

[little marten]

I like my women like I like my cyborgs. Fried.

[gloomy tartan]

I saw some necron video where they were zombies and attacked a necron

[brazen pelican]

Okay, Mr. Gein.

[ocean widget]

we left robot fucking?
well i didnt tbf im just surprised the rest of you lot did

[gloomy tartan]

okay and Kriegs are cloned so they are lower beings lol

[brazen pelican]

Someone named "The Femboy" showed up. Are you really surprised?

[little marten]

Your quest truly is your own

[tall grove]

New DBD killer confirmed?

[ocean widget]

hey me and my perfectly safe to be around robot harem is good

[cinder flame]

What if they malfunction

[brazen pelican]

I've been meaning to ask why you need five toasters...

[tall grove]

What all you got in there?

[ocean widget]

very safe
totally not dangerous robots

like AM
very safe

[little marten]

I love you.

Just don’t wipe oil on the curtains.

[tall grove]

He has no body. Thats a big part of his hatred. How are you banging that?

[ocean widget]

my goals and abilities are beyond your understanding

[hexed vigil]

thought it was just the mouth

[tall grove]

What lmao

[ocean widget]

i have no mouth

thats the thing am is from mundane

[vivid sequoia]

Slaaneshi should I be concerned that most of the femboys I know warship slaanesh?

[tawny gorge]

but you're talking to us

get the fuck out of here

[ocean widget]

knob

[brazen pelican]

No, it is a very natural progression. :3

[tall grove]

That line isn’t said by AM, it’s said by Ted after AM turns him into a flesh blob incapable of death and only able to feel pain

[vivid sequoia]

To make meh toast duh

[tall grove]

AM doesn’t say that

[ocean widget]

the book is called i have no mouth and i must scream mundane

maybe if you read the cover you'd know this mundane

[arctic escarp]

warship

[ocean widget]

maybe you should judge books by their covers mundane
thats what they're there for mundane

[tall grove]

I know. I know what it’s called. The title is a line in the book said by Ted, not AM

[brazen pelican]

I judge books by taste.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[cinder flame]

Favorite book?

[vivid sequoia]

Flavour :3

[tall grove]

I don’t know how I can get any clearer

[ocean widget]

i've seen the damn thing mundane
im fucking the robot not the damn slug

[brazen pelican]

One by David Eddings, I think.

[arctic escarp]

sefoni romance when

imagine the mindfuck she can give you

[tall grove]

I know. This started when somebody replied to me saying AM doesn’t have a body saying they thought he only didn’t have a mouth

[ocean widget]

its called a joke

[cinder flame]

🤣

[tall grove]

Yeah, well, it flew over my head

[ocean widget]

the joke went so far over your head it caused a national tragedy in 2001

[ocean widget]

hello there

[silver gate]

How long til hive ganger?

[brazen pelican]

General Kenobi.

[last scarab]

General kenobi

[tall grove]

The US government funded your joke? I thought they only funded Israel

[last scarab]

You are a bold one

[vivid sequoia]

proceeds to die of asthma

[minor narwhal]

hive ganger reveal in 9 minutes

[arctic escarp]

shits crazy back in '01 aint it

I wasnt even born yet

[tall grove]

I mean he only had like half a lung so the fact he could breathe at all was impressive

[vivid sequoia]

Never understood how a robot could have it anyway

[tall grove]

He’s a cyborg

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[arctic escarp]

obi wan?

[last scarab]

His lungs got crushed by mace windu

[low hemlock]

[last scarab]

That’s the canonical explanation at least

[gloomy tartan]

General grevious used to be an alien. I forget the species name

[ocean widget]

you could say
the mace knocked the wind out of him

[gloomy tartan]

Their warrior types

[vivid sequoia]

Yeah I get that trust me I know the lore but that's not my point

My point is

[last scarab]

I’m going to throw you out the Windu

[twin dirge]

@astral basin come cover for me so I can have a 4 day weekend dawg

[gloomy tartan]

You know why he has asthma ?

Mace windo choked his shit

[little marten]

I love Star Wars spock is my favourite character

[tall grove]

Because he has like half a lung

[vivid sequoia]

If your that much of a cyborg at that point just go full borge

[minor narwhal]

i dont get it why do they wanna fight the stars so bad? they're just chilling

[gloomy tartan]

No cuz mace windy choked his shit

[twin dirge]

Dude Darth Vader was so good in Star Trek dark of the moon

[brazen pelican]

You're a wizard, Anakin.

• Spock.

[low hemlock]

When General Grevious died,

Star Warz fell off with him

[gloomy tartan]

Before mace windu choked his shit he didn’t have asthma

[tall grove]

Same thing with Vader, he’s easier to control if he depends upon you to continue living

[vivid sequoia]

Yes I just said I know the lore I'm just saying if he's that much of a cybeorge might as well co full borge

[little marten]

He who controls the spice controls the senate

[loud hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/borg-borg-queen-star-trek-first-contact-alice-krige-gif-16932792

[last scarab]

Yep, this is true

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why he was so over powered in the gendy tartakovsky animated clone wars cartoon

[twin dirge]

Throw as many sci fi shit into a single sentence as we can

Many?

[gloomy tartan]

After he gets his shit choked he becomes weak

That’s why he died so easy in the movies

Before that he was stomping Jedi like Adam smasher

[last scarab]

He literally fought half of the Jedi council at once and won, while also completing vaporizing shaggy

I’m not making that last part up either

[low hemlock]

General Grevious was that DOG

vro killed more jedi than the Imperial Emperor combined ever could

🥶

[gloomy tartan]

Smacked shak ti like she owed him money

[twin dirge]

I feel like Bob the builder still solos tho

[vivid sequoia]

Okay stfu who's your fav glorbo character in starwars

[brazen pelican]

About tree fiddy.

[elder merlin]

Which is crazy, cause doesnt he just get his parts changed in the books when they get damaged?

[tall grove]

They called him a butcher for a reason

[arctic escarp]

I wanna hug anakin so bad man

[gloomy tartan]

He replaces his fucked up cybernetic parts

[arctic escarp]

I can fix him

[elder merlin]

The fuck is a glorbo

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t replace the organic lungs

[tall grove]

Gaper bingzoid

[gloomy tartan]

Those are his original parts

[little marten]

Remember when Princess Leia floated through space and set back over 100 years of progress for women

[tall grove]

Fake fan

[elder merlin]

The fat green thing that played music in Jabba's palace?

[cinder flame]

I didn’t know Adam smasher was in Star Wars

[gloomy tartan]

He still has his organic lungs and eyes

[last scarab]

No, his human lungs genuinely just got crushed

[minor narwhal]

has he tried healing? that would help

[gloomy tartan]

Not human

[arctic escarp]

women's wrongs...

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a alien

[tall grove]

He wasn’t a human

[elder merlin]

He isnt human, an i meant his organic pieces

[gloomy tartan]

I forget the species

[elder merlin]

Kaleesh

[low hemlock]

if that MF was….

yeah Jedi best pack it up

[vivid sequoia]

Search up yourself trust me it's peak cinema

[elder merlin]

Or however its spelled

[little marten]

Would that WOMAN have crashed the ship into the star destroyer if she had normal coloured hair?!?!?!

[last scarab]

Yeah, I’m tired lol

[gloomy tartan]

Kaleesh are based warrior aliens

[last scarab]

I forget his actual species

[gloomy tartan]

He had a cool turban

[elder merlin]

Fake fan

Smh

[tall grove]

Pretty sure a Jedi would blast adam smasher

[cinder flame]

Helllll nah he got packed up by a dude on life support

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what happened when he fought mace windu

[brazen pelican]

Yes, it would complete the prophecy and increase the expanse.

[last scarab]

I’m drunk and tired

[gloomy tartan]

He got his chest crushed

[last scarab]

A good combination

[arctic escarp]

ngl I forgot what happens in the sequels

[low hemlock]

no shot

[gloomy tartan]

And ran away coughing

[tall grove]

That’s because it’s mace windu

[cinder flame]

A blessing

[arctic escarp]

I just know Finn couldve been a great character man

[gloomy tartan]

He got fucked when he fought someone who knows how to use the force

[elder merlin]

Glup Shitto?

[arctic escarp]

a stormtrooper defector

[vivid sequoia]

Yes

[little marten]

Expand 🙏

[tall grove]

The higher echelon of force users are crazy in Star Wars

[elder merlin]

All it showed was stupid memes when i typed it in

[vivid sequoia]

Glub shiitto

[elder merlin]

Alright, kill @vivid sequoia

[brazen pelican]

The Expanse was so good, though. :3

[little marten]

Finn was awesome and would’ve made a great Jedi and tbh Rey was cool at first too

[hazy kestrel]

If only my man Finn had some actual character development. So much story potential there.

[junior sky]

Imma need a mace windu movie

[tall grove]

Femboys are a protected class on this server

[little marten]

Until she like discovered herself in the cave genitals

[primal tartan]

are Fatshark servers just shit or is there something with my PC bc wtf

[junior sky]

50/50 depends

[gloomy tartan]

Grevious wins by fighting people and scaring them and cheating at lightsaber fights if someone uses the force he starts crawling like a crab

[arctic escarp]

they done fuck up a compelling character

[low hemlock]

Finn should’ve been the Jedi

would’ve made Star Wars interesting

[hazy kestrel]

Usual server shenanigans.

[arctic escarp]

its a wonder this is the same Disney that churned out Rogue one and Andor

actual good star wars stories

[little marten]

Man that whole last Jedi movie will eventually rival Fall of the House of Usher for insanity

[gloomy tartan]

My favorite star wars character is the lizard monkey who laughs in jabas palace

[tall grove]

The sequels suck so bad. So many wasted opportunities

[cinder flame]

Didn’t they literally hint that Finn was force sensitive then did nothing with that

[little marten]

I watched the first season

[gloomy tartan]

That guy fucking rules

[brazen pelican]

My boyfriend said "Star Wars is the best when there's as little Star Wars as possible in it."

[hazy kestrel]

Well didn’t they give the director of those two good movies actual creative freedom?

[tall grove]

The mandalorian was peak

[gloomy tartan]

I like seeing weird aliens in Star Wars

[cinder flame]

Book of boba better🥹

[last scarab]

Worse, they did it in the Lego stuff instead of the main story

[tall grove]

Salacious B. Crumb, put some respect on his name

[little marten]

Scamdalorian the universe most ruthless child predator

[low hemlock]

Now we NEED a General Grivous Sho just like Mandalorian

Then maybe Star Warz can make a comeback for once‼️‼️‼️‼️

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think salacious is still alive?

[sick spindle]

Could've done without the Boba Fett spinoff

[arctic escarp]

I will say tho, seeing the Anakin scenes in Ahsoka was really cool

[hazy kestrel]

I had a sudden flashback to that Mario Kart ahh chase sequence with the colored scooters and that one mayor guy. Thanks for that.

[last scarab]

No

[arctic escarp]

but I hear the show itself is mid

[little marten]

Was the bobba fett show good I turned it off when the biker gang showed up

[vivid sequoia]

Whoah

[gloomy tartan]

But imagine if he is and he he runs the monkey lizard clan in book of bobbs fet

[tall grove]

Grievous and Vader shows

[cinder flame]

That was peak cinema felt like i was watching fast and the furious

[gloomy tartan]

Like he’s all grizzled and badass

Has a eyepatch

[brazen pelican]

Ganger ruining another fandom?

[gloomy tartan]

Smokes menthols

[twin dirge]

So hear me out, who actually buys a big gulp at the gas station

[sick spindle]

Insanely bad bait

[little marten]

Lmao

[twin dirge]

I can't drink that much soda before it goes flat ngl

[gloomy tartan]

The people who buy weed at the gas station and truckers

[twin dirge]

I get a medium

[little marten]

Also why do people in Star Wars fight so hard to live in actual poverty lmao

[tall grove]

BoBf was…fine. It was alright. Wasn’t great, but i enjoyed it. Certainly nowhere near as good as the mandalorian

[twin dirge]

Truckers is fair

[little marten]

“Let me be a dirty moisture farmer please”

[sick spindle]

Dude went from being downright ruthless to being a bumbling idiot

[brazen pelican]

It's all for the blue milk.

[little marten]

Ah.. then I’m glad I didn’t continue watching

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz there’s no rules in the outer rim

You can do what you want

[neon agate]

HUH

[gloomy tartan]

But also get killed easily

[low hemlock]

A General Griveous Show

giving us his POV on how he single handily killed multiple jedis in the dark

W/ NO LIGHTSABERS

[gloomy tartan]

In the empire there’s laws and you can get killed easily

Also the empire can have you living in poverty too

[little marten]

That scene would’ve killed Star Wars if Mark Hamill hadn’t have shown he knew his way around a tit

[gloomy tartan]

Of course he knows his way around a tit

He’s Luke sky walker

[tall grove]

I mean he killed one in the newer clone wars show (peak btw) without any lightsabers iirc

[arctic escarp]

the empire is pretty much a case study of how a state falls to authoritarianism and fascism

[brazen pelican]

Think he knows his way around a cock, as well. After all he is the Cock-Knocker.

[gloomy tartan]

They sacrifice their own loyal planets and citizens to give them a excuse to crack down harder on the rebellion

[carmine saffron]

is it tomorrow yet?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[brazen pelican]

In my timezone, yes.

[gloomy tartan]

Killing your homie to incite gang warfare type shit

[low hemlock]

I don’t care what y’all say,

General Griveous would’ve whooped Vaders ass

he was trained by Count Dooku himself

[tall grove]

Delay tomorrow 🎉

[elder merlin]

Yeah, no shit lol

[cinder flame]

Can u spoil the new class then?

[arctic escarp]

sometimes they engineer it themselves. The Ghorman massacre

[carmine saffron]

coolnt

[brazen pelican]

I could. But I won't betray my country like that.

[tall grove]

Anakin killed dooku btw

[elder merlin]

Dooku even tells Grievous that fear is his greatest weapon, without it he would fail against a skilled Jedi

Which he does

[sick spindle]

Nothing wrong with a bit of order though, right?

[gloomy tartan]

I love how grevious gets fucked by obi wan and obi wan doesn’t use the force he’s just a better lightsaber duelist

[elder merlin]

Alot after the 2003 series

[arctic escarp]

the Ghormans being a parallel to the French Resistance. Complete with French actors playing the Ghormans and speaking a language based on French

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Syril.

[cinder flame]

He used a gun

[tall grove]

He’s just that guy

[gloomy tartan]

Obi wan just ignored grevious flashy spin his hands attack has better defense and instantly cuts his hand off

He used a gun at the end of the fight after grevious ran like a bitch

[elder merlin]

Seriously, Obi-Wan's skill in his form is crazy

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why you don’t run from cops

[cinder flame]

Still used a gun L Jedi

[elder merlin]

I know its just plot armor, but still

[gloomy tartan]

They get angrier

[low hemlock]

i mean griveous was being TOO COCKY with Obi-wan

if he took him Seriously, I’d say Griveous would’ve won that fight.

He got too careless

💢

[brazen pelican]

That's why you need to use charge on Arbi.

[gloomy tartan]

If you run from the Jedi you give them an excuse to shoot you

Same with stormtroopers

[tall grove]

Castigator’s stance arbies fuming rn

[brazen pelican]

Castigator is probably really good. I just prefer the charge. :3

[elder merlin]

Grievous was a monster in that 2003 series, its just he was cocky and over confident after killing so many of them, he thought he could just jump Mace as soon as he saw him

[gloomy tartan]

Mace don’t play that shit

[tall grove]

Gives an 80% damage resistance. Not toughness damage resistance, damage resistance

[gloomy tartan]

And obi wan is a dirty dex builds user who counter strikes

Anakin is a strength build who overpowers his enemy’s

[low hemlock]

but that’s the thing tho Grievous fights dirty

with the Jedi

[brazen pelican]

Oh dang. I mean my Arbi only really struggles against the random spawn officers in Havoc. As long as I make use of cover.

[gloomy tartan]

Duel of fates is a dark souls Strength vs Dex build fight

[analog imp]

greetings primitives.

[gloomy tartan]

His whole style was scaring Jedi so bad they can’t use the force to easily win distracting them with his spin attacks

[elder merlin]

Mace is also a master, on the levels of Yoda and shit, i mean Shaak Ti and Ki-Adi were both masters too, but Grievous had been wearing them down in the war and had them crash landed on a planet, beating them down with droids and basically playing into his strengths

[pseudo timber]

Hours

[brazen pelican]

You're not biomass. Gross.

[gloomy tartan]

Mace also uses the dark side of the force

[pseudo timber]

How many hours my fellow flesh monkies

[elder merlin]

So they were already feeling it by the time Grievous entered the field to fight them

[analog imp]

guys

new class

less than 24 hrs away

[analog imp]

im so excited about this information

[pseudo timber]

HOW MANY HOURS

[elder merlin]

To fuel his style, yes, but only just that

[pseudo timber]

Foaming at the mouth

[brazen pelican]

At least 2.

[elder merlin]

It was more channeling his opponents dark side against them

Rather than tapping into it himself

[analog imp]

im off to go paint my necron overlord

[tall grove]

Six or seven

[analog imp]

goodbye vermin

[swift prawn]

Im expecting disappointment tbh

[pseudo timber]

Six one six one

[gloomy tartan]

It was some dueling styke

[pseudo timber]

As long as it ain't rattling

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/61-six-swan-six-one-61-new-meme-67-meme-gif-5294987926321119651

[elder merlin]

Most people are betting on a admech class

[cinder flame]

I’ll be happy with wtv tbh

[gloomy tartan]

That’s used both the light and dark side

[brazen pelican]

||six seven||

[elder merlin]

Im hoping Beastman

[analog imp]

shut

[low hemlock]

Seven Six Seven…..Six….Seven

[analog imp]

up

[low hemlock]

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[gloomy tartan]

Then new class is little Wayne as a nurgling

6 foot 7 foot 8 foot hup

[pseudo timber]

New class is a felinid

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-67-kid-gif-84593910055077043

[cinder flame]

Fire

[elder merlin]

But all my bros love Plo Koon's electric judgement

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/what-comes-after-5-6-7-teacher-student-67-gif-688526955260566759

[low hemlock]

SIX S E V E N!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Plo koon vapes

[gloomy tartan]

24 7

[tall grove]

Felinid femboy class 🗣️

[neon agate]

NOT BRAIN ROT

[low hemlock]

YES

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-its-all-your-fault-gif-4589389203652066504

[snow bane]

We already had that class

[gloomy tartan]

The Morningstar should have a Burgerking

[snow bane]

It’s called the player

[analog imp]

skitarii

just a day away

[tall grove]

Needs to be in game

[twin dirge]

It's gonna be a servoskull

[analog imp]

hive ganger

[analog imp]

💔

[brazen pelican]

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WELL KEPT SECRET?! HAVE YOU MADE A VISIT IN MY EAR?! HAVE YOU?!

[neon agate]

NO

[tall grove]

Activate hibernation protocols

[low hemlock]

We already got Hive Ganger…..

The Rejects

[analog imp]

truedat

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like going prestige in call of duty we have to be a fully leveled yo character

[brazen pelican]

Hadron was a Hive Ganger mastermind all along.

[tall grove]

Loose cannon vet

[low hemlock]

The Rejects do have a Character Customization

that u can be from a Hive Gang

Called: “Hive Ganger”

[gloomy tartan]

She hadron my cadia while I kasrkin no surrender

[elder merlin]

Plo's Bros

[wild galleon]

I'm not staying up for TS, tell me what class it is tomorrow

[neon agate]

Everyday I feel like 10 more Hadron simps are born

[wild galleon]

When the hag insults me

[low hemlock]

AS IT SHOULD BE

[gloomy tartan]

She’s never happy with what I do for her during a mission

[brazen pelican]

Leaves more Hallowette for me. :3

[gloomy tartan]

I’m in a constant state of disappointing hadron

[tall grove]

Sefoni slept on ngl

[gloomy tartan]

She only loves us until we run out of money

[wild galleon]

She bastion 2-22 on my cadia until I- FOR CREED

[tall grove]

She can match my freak

[gloomy tartan]

I love my gold fish

[brazen pelican]

That's okay. Worth it.

[tawny gorge]

good

[low hemlock]

looks like ShipMistress Brahams has Competition

[twin dirge]

I always ask camel crush smokers when they pop the ball and they always seem so surprised

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is the best goldfish

[tawny gorge]

hallowette is a gold digger

keep her

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the implication

[tall grove]

Just like real women (insert sad bart Simpson photo here)

[wild galleon]

Imagine we get to interact with things like in DRG and one of them is tapping incessantly on sefoni's fish tank

[neon agate]

Everyone here really be showing who they simp of here

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is based she shit talks anyone puts memes in our brains while we sleep, floats in Mountain Dew 24/7 so much her eyes look like that now, and servitors have to clean her fish bowl with a pole net every day

[brazen pelican]

Come on... Do something.

[low hemlock]

Believe it or not…..

Even Hank feelin F R E A K Y 4 Sefoni in that Jar

[twin dirge]

Id swim with sefoni ngl

[neon agate]

I simp over completing a mission to help the people

[tall grove]

I wonder if sefoni will give us a titty slip and erase it from our minds to do it again later

[gloomy tartan]

The real ones know goldfish girl is the best waifu

[twin dirge]

I simp over rolling steel

[gloomy tartan]

Rolling steel makes me feel some type of way

[tall grove]

Nike can be based sometimes, as a treat

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t forget the Rinda simps. (There’s dozens of us. Dozens!)

[neon agate]

THE PEOPLE MUST BE FREED FROM HERSEY

[wild galleon]

Rinda simps found dead in the inquisitorial interrogation chair

[twin dirge]

I simp for grandpa nurgle

[gloomy tartan]

Rinda makes rondin sit in the cuck chair

[primal tartan]

My Internet is fine, my PC is fine, my game files are verified.

Is there ANYTHING I can do to have a better connection to Fatshark servers?

[tall grove]

They’re—they’re siblings dude

[hazy kestrel]

It’s just one of those days.

[gloomy tartan]

And cannibals

[wild galleon]

"always playing with your food"

[gloomy tartan]

Find new waifus

[neon agate]

Feed them they are called fat shark for a reason

[brazen pelican]

[primal tartan]

I see..

F

[brazen pelican]

Inspiration for the Coffin of Andy and Leyley.

[gloomy tartan]

The karnak twins are stinky

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: Rinda is tall.

[brazen pelican]

I refuse.

[gloomy tartan]

Just go full stink and romance nurgle at that point

[tawny gorge]

ew

[gloomy tartan]

Nurgle is tall

[elder merlin]

[neon agate]

Listen man there are probably some people that would glaldy at least fook one of them

[primal tartan]

Do Ogryn eat hot chip?

[tawny gorge]

@jaunty path arent you a fan of that game

[twin dirge]

More like they make you sit in the cuck chair and watch

[tall grove]

Just wanted to make sure he knew

[elder merlin]

You mean @little marten?

[jaunty path]

Who?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m talking about nurgle the god

[neon agate]

Yeah, but their taste buds are gone because they ate krak grenades

[low hemlock]

Speakin of Nurgle right now

I managed to get my hands on a Scented Candle Nurgle
The Scent of Pestilence

[wild galleon]

Faint hope that the new class also drops with the helgun the veteran can use

[low hemlock]

Wish me luck Palz…..guvin it a sniff…

[gloomy tartan]

Pestilence candle crazy

[tawny gorge]

coffin of peepee and poopoo

[gloomy tartan]

New fun for vet!?!

I would squeal

[hazy kestrel]

No fun for vet.

[jaunty path]

Alright buddy do you think that really matters in the grand scheme of the Warhammer 40,000 Universe.

Those two worship literal rot.

[elder merlin]

Fuck that, let it drop with a melta gun that the Ogryn can have access to

[jaunty path]

Yeah it's nice.

[tawny gorge]

stop it

[vivid sequoia]

Whoah

[low hemlock]

What the fuc~ this Nurgle candle smeels~ worse than….Momma Hadron’s…….guh~

[tall grove]

Oh I know they wouldn’t care. I was making sure the guy saying this knew

[brazen pelican]

I'm waiting for full release before playing it. :3

[jaunty path]

Name one bad thing about the game

[gloomy tartan]

Melta gun for ogryn and infantry las rework for vet drops when?

[hard gust]

Hi where do they usually show the class reveal?

[tall grove]

There’s a woman in it

[hard gust]

Twitch or YT?

[tawny gorge]

it has incest in it

[elder merlin]

Never

[jaunty path]

I suggest buying it while its on sale cuz it's only gonna go up in price

[jaunty path]

And 40k doesn't?

[tawny gorge]

wtf

[brazen pelican]

Already own it. Just waiting. :3

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone who likes Rinda Karnak raise your hands

[twin dirge]

Crazy take, if you end up with the incest route you actively went for it and that says more about you than the game

[little marten]

Woah woah woah

[tawny gorge]

i didnt play that shit

[little marten]

What stray am I catching here

[gloomy tartan]

Your going to all be collected and placed in a artillery practice range

[jaunty path]

She 100% stank bad so yeah my hand is through the roof.

[tawny gorge]

btw thats some dogshit logic that makes no sense

[twin dirge]

Mood, yeah to get that route you gave to absolutely hammer for it, it ain't something you just stumble upon

[tawny gorge]

you shouldnt be able to do that in principle

[gloomy tartan]

But…but…stank…bad….

[little marten]

Rinda Karnak gives me sick dog vibes if u get what I’m saying

[elder merlin]

Shut up, Ronald

[low hemlock]

mcdonald

[little marten]

Don’t use my stage name against me

[marsh iris]

imagine the smell

[vivid sequoia]

Whooooaaah

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why I love my goldfish sefoni

Floats in clean sterile Mountain Dew

[tawny gorge]

rinda has rot kitty now i wouldnt get anywhere near that but you guys do you

[elder merlin]

Lol i dont know why, i clicked on the notification and discord was still loading and your name was "Ronald" for some reason

[twin dirge]

Can't smell the stank if you ain't got a nose to smell with js sayin

[little marten]

I’m trying to go by Ronald these days tbf

[vague elm]

TOMORROW HERETICS.

[little marten]

Irl that is

[little marten]

It’s not my name ofc but if only

[tall grove]

Malenia has that too and I’d still crack

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

[vague elm]

TOMRROW THEY REAVEAL THE NEW CLASS IS LITERALLY MORROW

[twin dirge]

Id hit that rotussy so damn hard

[tawny gorge]

i sometimes call the us president ronald

[twin dirge]

I don't care that I'ma dissolve inside of it

[tawny gorge]

because it sounds better

ronald trump

[tall grove]

How many boluses do you think I’d need?