general-chat

[final herald]

Purist?

[fierce cave]

That's me

[lusty estuary]

yeah child trafficking is regularly used as a shortened term for child trafficking

[arctic escarp]

what is yall on about

[fast cosmos]

Anyway, I hope it's AdMech

[lusty estuary]

oh i like completely fucked up my joke

[final herald]

No no

[tall grove]

If it’s not admech I’ll be genuinely upset

[final herald]

This works better

It feels oppressively sarcastic

[lusty estuary]

i wasn't actually looking at what i was typing

[fast cosmos]

I won't be upset unless the class sucks.

[tall grove]

[fast cosmos]

But it won't suck

[tall grove]

Also, 12

[fast cosmos]

It's paid release

[marsh iris]

goodnight cuties

[lusty estuary]

$20 beastman ungor class tomorrow

trust

[final herald]

Ahahahahaha

If only that meant they'd be good

[fast cosmos]

Arbites didn't suck

Don't see why this one would.

[final herald]

You need to look at VT2

Eventually there will be 1-2 dogshit releases

[fast cosmos]

VT2 isn't darktide you brainlet

[final herald]

Its just how fatshark does things

[final herald]

You-

Wow you're bad at talking

[fast cosmos]

They haven't given us cause to doubt a class release yet, considering Arbites turned out well, for this specific IP/game

[final herald]

"What does the identical gameplay loop and release structure have to do with this other game that the same devs are working on actively"

Who knows

Maybe its a mystery

How can you be #1 hater and not even know what to hate

[fast cosmos]

It's just annoying when people refer to VT2 when it's a completely different dev cycle and game

Lmao

[split mauve]

true, fatshark really inspires competency

[lusty estuary]

i think fat shark completely reset all lessons learned from vt2 inside their collective brain but i think if anything stuck its what to avoid when designing new classes

[final herald]

Its the same fucking dev cycle and the same fucking mechanics

"Wow I can't wait to fight a mauler"

In which game fucker

They do the same shit

[lusty estuary]

give me back my kekw reaction now

[fast cosmos]

Well anyway I hope for a skitarii or something. I want a radium carbine.

[final herald]

The only diff is the vt mauler has that abboting ass sideswipe

[low wharf]

What does this have to do with new releases being good or bad tho...

[final herald]

Fatshark learns zero from the past and ends up doing the exact same mistakes, basically

[lusty estuary]

everyone including teammates within a 5 mile radius dies

[arctic escarp]

0*./-*/-

[rare pulsar]

Aight but it wont be genuine

[final herald]

Even the delayed announcement is par for the course for them

One time they announced an announcement

[low wharf]

Sooo

[final herald]

You rlly wanna die on this hill

Crazy

[low wharf]

They delayed a release by a week and youre throwing a fit over it

[lusty estuary]

stand your ground

[final herald]

This isn't even about the delay

How did you make it about the delay

[wooden creek]

They're adding the Outcast Engineer from VT2 but it's going to be called an Incast Engineer this time

[fast cosmos]

Yes

[final herald]

Unironically I hope so

[rare pulsar]

It is quite rude to cancel something 1 hr before

[fast cosmos]

A sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[split mauve]

as in, the medical cast?

[rare pulsar]

You wouldnt cancel on someone irl 1 hr before

[split mauve]

just an engineer with a broken arm

[final herald]

"I think at some point fatshark will release an undercooked/underwhelming class"

"You are mad about the delay???"

No idiot

[lament vault]

I'm expecting 1000 cosmetics for art as compensation, and only to not call them MorbidlyobeseShrimp

[final herald]

I am specifically not mad because its to be expected

[fast cosmos]

To be fair to Fatshark I don't think this one is on them. I think GW played a role in the delay this time around.

[arctic escarp]

yes

[split mauve]

i mean, the delay really just reminds you who you are dealing with

[rare pulsar]

Fuck it its rude af either way

[arctic escarp]

its literally GW lmao

[final herald]

They said they don't have the marketing assets

[arctic escarp]

not FS

[final herald]

Thats all we know

There is zero mention of gw last I checked

[rare pulsar]

Dont make fake announcements as a multi million dollar company

[lusty estuary]

considering whats been said there's no way it wasn't this

[arctic escarp]

they didnt

[fast cosmos]

Oh I agree it's still ridiculous for them to have delayed it

[arctic escarp]

GW hade something to do with the delay

[fast cosmos]

Just that it may not be on Fatshark this time

[split mauve]

what makes you think it's GW

[final herald]

We dunno and we prolly never will

[fast cosmos]

True

[final herald]

Unless someone comes out and confirms it

[lusty estuary]

i give fat shark some leniency because working with GW would make anyone fuck up a bunch

[final herald]

Its up in the air

[lament vault]

Fatshark is to blame even a little, no Matt if the blame is mostly on others

[eternal thicket]

They can't say it was gw but it was

[rare pulsar]

How about uhhhm you just dont announce anything if it isnt ready?

[lament vault]

Bully the ObeseFish

[split mauve]

again, what makes you think it's GW

[final herald]

To me its equally likely that fs legit just forgot to make marketing assets in a hurry as GW going "change the hood" or something on a cosmetic

[split mauve]

has fatshark really proven to be competent

[solid apex]

it's probably something that came up in the last moment

[lament vault]

Maybe was ready, but was not approved, which is still them to blame

[rare pulsar]

Lol lmao even

[eternal thicket]

Experience working in the industry is how I know

[gilded tusk]

so, what's everyone's predictions?

[solid apex]

like keyart being scrapped by GW, or just plain file corruption

chill

[rare pulsar]

Exactly all they had to do was literally nothing

And even that is apparently too much

[nimble glade]

Hive Ganger or token Adeptus Mechanicus

[lusty estuary]

CHAOS DWARF INFERNAL GUARD FIREGLAIVE!!!!

[nimble glade]

No in-between

[final herald]

This specifically is why I don't get upset with them abt this stuff

[lament vault]

Felinis bioweapon made by the Assassinorum
(Actually gangers that are part of the admech cult)

[final herald]

I know what I'm in for with both this company and genre

It inspires patience

[gilded tusk]

I'm sure whatever they release will be awesome :>

[lament vault]

And now you jinxed it

[nimble glade]

You told us this already.

🗣️ We want Ganger!

[gilded tusk]

In other news, I'm pplanning to get some Warhammer Action Figures :>

[rare pulsar]

Atleast we have a scrapegoat now

[lusty estuary]

what are you getting.

[nimble glade]

Corpo drone!

[gilded tusk]

Gonna get a Ultramarine and a Chaos Marine

[split mauve]

also a reminder that any of the bugs introduced with the new class might just not be fixed until february

[lament vault]

Like we were short on those

[lusty estuary]

that's kinda chill

[gilded tusk]

i'll post them in #40k-minis-and-armies

[solid apex]

sienna carrier coming soon (tm) (c)

[final herald]

I drill it home because we have dense mfs who will bend over backwards to take shit in bad faith

[lament vault]

The ObeseFish special

[nimble glade]

Consume slop, do not question.

"I'm sure whatever it is, it'll be good" - 2025

[lament vault]

Next bug batch will make the game crash on opening it

[nimble glade]

[split mauve]

bro you are bending backward right now lol

[lusty estuary]

be negative about everything all the time and go outside and sit your bare butt in the fucking mud right now you WORM

[gilded tusk]

can i be honest. the Mini Statues GW release are so overpriced and generally not worth getting, unless you can absolutely afford them

[lusty estuary]

this is real

[rare pulsar]

This isnt news lol

[gilded tusk]

i found these cool Joy Toy Warhammer action figures, Fully Poseable, with accessories and all

[final herald]

For what

[fast cosmos]

Just saying that Arbites was good on launch. No reason to think this new class won't also be good.

[final herald]

I think I am being quite stubborn yesyes

[gilded tusk]

and imo, i'd rather these action figures then statues

[split mauve]

to defend your little indie developer fatshark

[fast cosmos]

Delay or otherwise

[lusty estuary]

the joytoy figures are pretty good

[final herald]

defend

???????????????????

What am I defending

[split mauve]

you mean the game figurines for tabletop?

[fast cosmos]

Even still they didn't delay the actual release date just the trailer lol

[lament vault]

Let's call us Frank, arby was quite the buggy fest back in launch

[lusty estuary]

i think they're also kinda pricey but they're at least good molds

[final herald]

"Lmfao they are gonna fuck it up"

"CLEARLY YOU ARE DEFENDING THEM"

[gilded tusk]

I got a Imperial Fists Intercessor and a Tyranid Ripper on the way!

[final herald]

??????????????????

[short oar]

is printing minis iligal

[final herald]

Is this bait

Did I fall for bait

[arctic escarp]

easier to be outraged then actually stop to think for a sec

[minor narwhal]

cant believe far sharp would do this to us

[gilded tusk]

Mhm, the one's you paint and all. I don't like those

[rare pulsar]

I would buy the damn figures if i didnt have to paint em all myself😂

[fast cosmos]

Buggy maybe, but not bad content

[arctic escarp]

they never said they would release the DLC this month

[split mauve]

yeah, they are a racket

[lusty estuary]

yes if you do it GW sends a real life space marine to your house

[final herald]

Surely this is bait right

[gilded tusk]

#40k-minis-and-armies
to check out the 2 i wanna get soon :>

[elder merlin]

Tomorrow

[coarse tiger]

Ratling sniper leaked

[final herald]

You can't possibly have missed the point that hard

[nimble glade]

I just DON'T like it when we support bad slop for the sake of silly optimism.

I'm fine with good slop, but if it's bad.. we gonna have to call it out. I'm not wasting money on something I don't like just because some few people said to get it regardless of whether I don't like it or not. Whether implied or not. This ain't a competition of who can withstand more bs.

[elder merlin]

The reveal gets delayed again

[rare pulsar]

Lol what do you think

[elder merlin]

[split mauve]

yeah relax bro, i get you are angry

[final herald]

Its gotta be

I hope it is???

[minor narwhal]

can t hey send a psyker instead they're cooler

[split mauve]

you don't have to ping me 4 times

[elder merlin]

Awaken @sleek harness

[rare pulsar]

YES

Hes jokin

[gilded tusk]

saw that, Idk if i'd count that as a leak tho, I'm taking it with a grain of salt

[final herald]

I can never tell with the 40k fandom

[stuck wasp]

Weapon customisation + crouching.
Either Mr. E got fooled, or he was fooling people

[final herald]

Some of them are just genuinely that stupid

[lusty estuary]

sorry i have all the psykers locked in my basement and i go down there sometimes and i make them summon things for me to put in jars

[minor narwhal]

summon gordon freeman

[lament vault]

Why you awaken the rat?

[rare pulsar]

Just assume sarcasm in every sentence

[nimble glade]

If new class is bad option and theme wise, skipping it.

[fast cosmos]

Lol yeah I think the mr e thing was nonsense

[lament vault]

As you should

[coarse tiger]

Ya ik what it is, the scope is too jank for it to be real

[arctic escarp]

MR E the sloptuber...

[final herald]

I used to

[nimble glade]

Don't care about difficulty, if it's OP not care. If new class just not what I want. Huge skip.

Judge Dredd is high bar.

[gilded tusk]

what if, It's the new weapon for the new class??

[minor narwhal]

thats how it works yeah

[coarse tiger]

But rations and the reward being rat tail is very real

[elder merlin]

Because he has to wake up

It is time

[split mauve]

It's fine, the class willl be considered middling powerwise by all the beta testers

like arbites

[nimble glade]

Ty fren

[gilded tusk]

i mean, It could be the classes new weapon, just not a ratling

[minor narwhal]

arbites was just too weak it is true

needed 4 hounds at least

[lament vault]

Rat must sleep for one hour more for me stew to cook him correctly

[wooden creek]

sometimes when i'm bored i cover my psykers in nuln oil and they scream loud as fuuuuuuuck 🤣🤣🤣

[wraith phoenix]

Good morning gamers! Skitarii when???

[arctic escarp]

dont give me that malarkey

[nimble glade]

That would be a travesty.

[stuck wasp]

It's the weapon customisation mod. 100%

[minor narwhal]

skitarii tomorrow

[coarse tiger]

Literally impossible it’s delayed again

[lament vault]

Never, Felinis Bioweapon class is the true new class (inhales copium)

[coarse tiger]

Was prob ready 4 days ago

[gilded tusk]

ngl, my prediction is some sort of thing related to Necromunda. Not 100% Hive ganger? but could be

[lusty estuary]

they should just keep delaying the reveal so none of you can be happy

[fast cosmos]

Class drops Dec 2nd so

[arctic escarp]

REVEAL TOMORROW?

[elder merlin]

For you

[wraith phoenix]

Catgirl is Poggers!

[gilded tusk]

that was a pleasent thing they told us.
while sad about the delay. Glad about the release day :>

[ocean widget]

watch it get delayed again

[fast cosmos]

Yeah

[nimble glade]

Yes.

[lament vault]

Putting in me wish list for Santa for it to have akimbo knifes and shredded pistols

[fast cosmos]

Idrc about the delay for the reveal. I'll be upset if they delay the actual release though

[minor narwhal]

the class is a chronomancer psyker and the delay was the first showcase of their psychic abilities 🙏

[wooden creek]

Wait a minute...

Class reveal delay...

Class Reveal: Delay

[nimble glade]

Maybe once we know what it is, it'll sting slightly less.

The suspense is killing me.

[wooden creek]

we're getting Delay Lama

[nimble glade]

I must know!

[lusty estuary]

its just gonna be a fat guy in a chair who make all the food we eat

[fast cosmos]

I'll be very pleased with AdMech

[lusty estuary]

slopper class TODAY

[fast cosmos]

I'm hoping for AdMech

[surreal ermine]

BASED!!!!!!!

[final herald]

Slopper class vs slobber class

[lusty estuary]

i dont want the slobber class all that drooling would make it too hard for me to play the game.

[lament vault]

Second Last day of speculation, must spread the Felinid bioweapon class propaganda

[gilded tusk]

it's either some robo fella, something related to necromunda or ratling

[final herald]

Ratling is never happening

Fatshark said its never happening

[minor narwhal]

ratling TOMORROW

[surreal ermine]

brapling

[gilded tusk]

you never know

[tired inlet]

Mekboyz inventing a new type of ork that uses the psychic gestalt to create warp-based latency to allow them to dodge projectiles called "Laggy Boyz"

[final herald]

They do

[gilded tusk]

how long ago did they say that?

[lament vault]

Rattling new consumables exclusive for Felinid new class

[final herald]

Fatshark is known for a lot of things but doing things they said they explicitly wouldn't isn't one of them

[lusty estuary]

another abhuman would be nice i think it'd be cool to have another perspective but like it'll probably just be swagger again

[minor narwhal]

new vanceling class that eats mulch

[final herald]

They ain't arrowhead

[dull bridge]

Tomorrow.

[lusty estuary]

new aardvark class that doesn't do anything and just fucking god iits so fucking useless

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

[rare pulsar]

Arrowhead aint exactly preem either tbh

[minor narwhal]

new freddy fastbear class with jumpscares

[floral ermine]

who ready for hive ganger tomorrow chat

[lusty estuary]

white male fighter tomorrow

[final herald]

Im saying arrowhead is worse

[lament vault]

Nah, chika with new frag nade cosmetic: cupcake

[minor narwhal]

thats woke..

[stuck wasp]

Even if they managed to fix the PoV issue, Ratling wouldn't fit in a tide game.
Squat at least has potential

[rare pulsar]

Depends

[fast gorge]

heavy evis is way more fun than i remember

[gilded tusk]

they made the drawf guy in vermintide work. Who knows u3u

[floral ermine]

anyone who keeps wishing for rattling either doesnt play the game or trolling at this point

[fading otter]

✋😔

[floral ermine]

they literally dont melee

[minor narwhal]

ratling will release any second now

[rare pulsar]

Yes fav zealot weapon now

[split mauve]

how about a tall rattling

[final herald]

Prolly

[minor narwhal]

ratling will have the first 3 handed melee

[split mauve]

at least 1.80m tall

[floral ermine]

rattling dont melee and devs dont wanna do major height difference

[lusty estuary]

the first ever 6 ft ratling arrives on the scene

[rare pulsar]

1 shotting crushers is fun

[stuck wasp]

Different game, and maps made for Small+Medium PoV.
While here it's Medium+Big PoV

[lament vault]

Perfect chance to introduce spear weapons with reach (and to wake up and give those to veteran)

[stuck wasp]

Ratling don't use spears

[minor narwhal]

what if its a cool and rad ratling that actually does melee

[lusty estuary]

they should just scrap all this useless class stuff and give us a power fist instead

[minor narwhal]

the first one

[floral ermine]

i hope its hive ganger cause i wanna see people seething

[lament vault]

Exactly

[surreal ermine]

having to account for both ogryns and ratlings in game design would be hot ass

[ocean widget]

time to give a ranged weapon to everyone but veteran

[stuck wasp]

Arbites and Veteran should get some Spear weapons

[lament vault]

That's what we give those to veteran

[split mauve]

don't they use power spears in lore

[rare pulsar]

Oh im gonna seeeeeeth allright

[split mauve]

as in, arbites and imperial guard

[lusty estuary]

kinda sometimes

[floral ermine]

AAARRRRRGGGHHH I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A GANGER IS BUT I HATE IT ARRRRRGGHHHHHHH

[elder merlin]

So binauric screeching or excess amount of drugs on a table for the reveal, depending on which class it is, right?

[lament vault]

They use explosive ones at least, surely there are some spears around to power up

[rare pulsar]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ganger

[final herald]

While both are tide games and have analogous mechanics, dt is both more fastpaced and more demanding of precision

The inability to consistently hit heads would suck eggs

[lusty estuary]

a ganger would be bad because erm just because it would be okay!?!

[minor narwhal]

what if instead of a ratling its a special capybaraling instead

[stuck wasp]

Ratling no, IG and Arbites not really either, but they do use Shock Spears

[granite gale]

The Dark Angels watching in shock as Grendyl smokes the fattest joint and requisitions one of their secret weapons (Freddy Fazbear)

[final herald]

Playing as a min heigh vet is already goofy as fuck

[lament vault]

Capybara abhuman?

[final herald]

Let alone something even shorter

[minor narwhal]

awesome

[lusty estuary]

what are the shark abhumans called

[final herald]

Fish

[surreal ermine]

i can't wait for ganger and their exciting potential abilities like
yell of authority
sneakyveil
marksmans posture

[split mauve]

fat sharks

[tired inlet]

street sharks

[rare pulsar]

Didnt know grendyl was chill like that

[minor narwhal]

wolfer watching in horror as freddy fastbear breaks through his armies in unprecedented speed

[floral ermine]

u forgot a dash ability because why not

[final herald]

The 3 great abilities

Shoot more
Survive more
3rd esoteric thing

Sometimes its pushing

[rare pulsar]

Ganger can shoot in curves like in wanted

[lament vault]

Dash abilities can be cool and be unique in their own way

[tired inlet]

Denied as there's no Fallen Angels on Atoma

[final herald]

If your arbites you get shoot more AND survive more at the same time

[tired inlet]

You get ONE (1) Unforgiven

[rare pulsar]

Ganger can smoke an ounce of clean opium and gets buffed af

[final herald]

If your vet you loathe losing exe stance autoreload

[lusty estuary]

it is kind of hard to conceptualize what the fuck a ganger's skill tree would look like but we have no real idea what ganger culture looks like on atoma outside of the water cartel so for all we know we could get a fucking van saar type character

[floral ermine]

ik all memes aside they all feel different
arbites one is more like a tackle, bull rush is bulldozer cosplay and fotf is live jihadi gaming

[fast gorge]

ganger will have no talent tree paths but will have a randomised stim every 30 seconds with a random effect to speed, health, or stealth obviously

[minor narwhal]

hive ganger summoning his gang through the 300 po rtals the psyker opened

[elder merlin]

Thats just the potion effect from vermintide 2

[final herald]

I just hate that they basically released all the hive scum cosmetics already for everyone so like whats conceptually the point

[rare pulsar]

It did?

[final herald]

You can be a psyker ganger if you want

[final herald]

Yeah oggy stole it :^/

[oak valley]

On the topic of dash abilities I hope if we get beastmen we don't get another

[rare pulsar]

Did it ever i mean?

[final herald]

Ye

[rare pulsar]

Oh

[granite gale]

Gangers could passively generate stims and make them even better

[final herald]

At the beginning exe stance would fill your gun

[rare pulsar]

That would be very op with infinite uptime

[tropic halo]

IS ANYONE HERE A SPACE WOLF EXPERT I NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING

[final herald]

Not really in this modern sandbox

Back then it was a bit strong yeah

[oak valley]

I saw a concept for gangers that had a blitz where you throw dirt in the enemies eye

[final herald]

Mind it wasn't free ammo

[lusty estuary]

my insane desire for the new class is actually a beastman because we need to end the tzeentch eternal century of domination over the beastmen in 40k

[eternal thicket]

I keep saying ganger can have the vermintide stuff where Stims give all effects or they can share them when used.

[rare pulsar]

You would have auto reload and infinite tghn regen basically

Allways on standby

[brazen pelican]

If you speak of the Wolves you will rekindle the great wrath in the Cyclops.

[final herald]

It sounds better than it would be

Like many darktide abilities

[tropic halo]

Are u expert?

[brazen pelican]

Definitely not. :3

[minor narwhal]

ok i know this one is a reach but what if we got an ogryn class? dark heresy will get one too so it makes sense

[rare pulsar]

No that would be broken af i can imagine allready what i would do

[final herald]

This is why arbites push > castigators despite castigators sound way more impressive

[tropic halo]

Fuh

[elder merlin]

Having a sienna necromancer type class in darktide would be cool

[minor narwhal]

an ogryn class could use massive weapons if we had one it'd be awesome

[lusty estuary]

this was what i was kinda hoping out of arbite and i don't really know why

[final herald]

Thats what the dog was for unironically

[fading otter]

Wed definitely get cool shit like autocannons and power gauntlets

[final herald]

Its in the devblog iirc

[minor narwhal]

its trueee

[final herald]

Them talking about how they wanted a pet class like necromancer so they added arbites first

Its just now dog is kinda suboptimal

[tacit geode]

They also said the necro code sucked and they couldn't use it lmfao

[lusty estuary]

arbite cyber hawk tomorrow

[minor narwhal]

silksong releases tomorrow

[final herald]

NECROMUNDA SPRYER TOMORROW

!!!1!

Spyrer? Spryer?

[minor narwhal]

scriers??

50 more buffs to scriers gaze

[lusty estuary]

we're breaching new ground with the class tomorrow and that's why it will be an Ultramarine

[elder merlin]

Damn, that sucks

[final herald]

Saltzpyre?

[hazy kestrel]

MECHANICUS CLASS TOMORROW!

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[minor narwhal]

reclaimator tomorrow

[lusty estuary]

bretonnian peasant class tomorrow

[minor narwhal]

tomorrow releases tomorrow

[lusty estuary]

you will throw the mud and you will like it.

[final herald]

There are many paths to dlc class

I wonder if we'll ever get something as rediculously overtined as SOTT for a class

[minor narwhal]

roll around in mud and jolly happy times

[lament vault]

Tomorrow we will get the noble with a gun class

[lusty estuary]

lord margrave is pissed and he's coming down to deal with the atoma situation personally

[final herald]

Ah yes

The best possible class

The upper class

[minor narwhal]

the anti swagger class drops tomorrow which gets hunted down by swagger darktide mid mission

[final herald]

Swagger 2

Dougy

[lusty estuary]

i'm imagining a stalker warframe type situation

quick you have to kill this guy

[final herald]

Aint that like the karnaks and captains and stuff

[lusty estuary]

yeah but if we pretend they don't exist for a second

[minor narwhal]

wolfer class drops tomorrow

he got an aneurysm and switched sides

[final herald]

Wolfer got confused because the admonition lady said mean things

[lusty estuary]

wolfer finally reconnects with his sister and that's how we end the plotline

[brazen pelican]

New Class is Clem, confirmed.

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

Did they kiss?

[final herald]

"You're bad at war"

Wolfer proceeds to switch sides while sobbing profusely and grendly okays it or something

[final herald]

The sister or

[somber stream]

Ye

[final herald]

Aww heck yeah I love starwars

[buoyant loom]

i think the new class will be ogryn 2

[minor narwhal]

i think there is no new class we were fooled by Evil Fatshark which replaced fatshark when we werent looking

[sleek harness]

Yall theories suck

I am not sorry

Fuck y'all

[lament vault]

But ogryn already the Strongerest

[sleek harness]

[buoyant loom]

next class is angron

just angron

[lament vault]

The face of a rattling enjoyer that just gave up

[south mica]

We should have realized from the mustache on the fat shark

[sleek harness]

Yeah that's right

No dwarfs

Dwarfs suck

[minor narwhal]

my theories are Awesome you just dont believe in peak

[lusty estuary]

mad because i accurately predicted the class reveal using facts and logic and clues hidden in the server by fat shark

[wooden creek]

Class reveal: they are removing a class

[lament vault]

Now dwarfs but worse: Hobbits

[buoyant loom]

mad because my dad is fat shark

[lusty estuary]

my dad worked for fat shark once and they killed him and put him in a computer and now you can play him tomorrow

[sleek harness]

I think hobbits are better dude

[buoyant loom]

my dad is actually sefoni

[lament vault]

As long as they are no gnomes we can be friends

[buoyant loom]

and the ceo of warhammer

[sleek harness]

Gnomes are cool dude

What the hell

[buoyant loom]

fuck gnomes they steal all my socks

[lusty estuary]

and that's fine

[sleek harness]

Skill issue

[lusty estuary]

maybe hide your socks better

[buoyant loom]

dude i put all of the protective spells i know on them

[minor narwhal]

what if the new class is a garden gnome or like a trout

[lament vault]

Gnomes are weird as heck and steal me shoes

[buoyant loom]

im voting striped seabass

[fading otter]

Throw em in ur dryer and turn it on

[minor narwhal]

that'd be awesome and reach new frontiers for gaming

[buoyant loom]

ur absolutely right

seabass is definitely extinct in 40k so it would be revolutionary for the narrative

[lament vault]

L4D gnome as new class confirmed!

[elder merlin]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

the next black crusade arc starts tomorrow, abaddon's newest goal? putting a stop to the killer fish from san diego

[buoyant loom]

the eradication of all ocean based vertebrates.

[sleek harness]

No

[lament vault]

The jellyfish: hehe suckers

[minor narwhal]

anomalocaris will be reborn as the new darktide class

[buoyant loom]

the snails and sea cucumbers will overcome chaos

[minor narwhal]

theres been hints of this since day 1

[sleek harness]

I thought we were already at the day 19 what the fuck

[echo comet]

Im just saying if it does end up being admech, we better be able to have a perk that lets us replace our feet with wheels so we can at full speed sprint forever

[lusty estuary]

the earth's first ever predator reawakens to take up the mantle once again

[sleek harness]

Funniest gray name person joke:

[minor narwhal]

the emperor wakes up gets on the wheelchair and gets ready for battle on atoma

[lusty estuary]

the emperor wakes up and every so often during a mission in darktide he'll walk past you really fast

[lament vault]

Is there skavens in Warhammer space universe? Is it possible we get actual rat people for Foolish to play as himself?

[sleek harness]

No

[lusty estuary]

there's no direct skaven parallels in the 40k universe unfortunately

[sleek harness]

Humans are skavens

Dumbass

[misty sequoia]

I was playing with an orgryn last night that kept saying diamantine it was hilarious

[lusty estuary]

oh yeah you're right

[lament vault]

Yeah, would be fitting that rat joins humans

[sleek harness]

Mo

No

[elder merlin]

Tomorrow

[lusty estuary]

no the rats are people and the peopole are rats and the

[sleek harness]

What do you mean tomorrow

[minor narwhal]

mario will break all his shackles unleashing his full power on the heretics of atoma

[lusty estuary]

tomorrow is a new day

[echo comet]

It is?

[minor narwhal]

nope

[lament vault]

Ge-new-us

[minor narwhal]

this day is extended to 48 hours

[sleek harness]

The day we finally play and you don't ragequit?

Been forever

[elder merlin]

The class reveal will once again be delayed

[lusty estuary]

g as in games a as in aworkshop

[lament vault]

Tomorrow got delayed by ObeseFish

[minor narwhal]

keep delaying the reveal so the class comes out before it

[sleek harness]

Your fault

[elder merlin]

I just needed a break, im sorry for leaving helldivers 2

[sleek harness]

Old man didn't even tried to explain on why he left in the middle of the session when I asked at his DMs

[elder merlin]

Also when is that stupid stealth warbond coming out

[lusty estuary]

NEVER!

[sleek harness]

Probably after patch

[elder merlin]

I want that to come out already so they can start making a better warbond

[sleek harness]

(20)

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Paul I love stealth

I will wear that armor forever

[elder merlin]

I fucking dont

[sleek harness]

That's because you are old and don't have patience

[brazen pelican]

This is why stealth is optional. :3

[lament vault]

Stealth is cool, that's why even ogryn become ninja

[elder merlin]

I like stealth in other games, not helldivers 2 lol

[vernal verge]

Hrud were probably originally space shaven but got changed to a new xenos species pretty early on.

[remote shell]

Sister of Battle bros, its our time.

[fading otter]

Yeah that’s just what I play the game where I can call planet cracking ordnance from the sky at will for

Stealth

[elder merlin]

I want more explosive guns and medium or heavy pen primaries

[north raft]

space shaven

im sorry but thats funny

[karmic sigil]

When is the next shop rotation?

[wispy wadi]

I keep seeing more new AdMech models here and there through my socials. I am scared. My Ganger dreams

[north raft]

they got they space shaven off wtf

[lusty estuary]

we're getting a sister of battle but like only the ones who appear in penitent engines

[vernal verge]

Well they are hairless now lol

[lament vault]

Maybe it will be gangers that are part of the admech cult?

[minor narwhal]

we're getting a sister of peace

[north raft]

the space be shaven em

[lusty estuary]

they're adding my sister to the game

[wispy wadi]

Your sister is a toaster?

[dry bay]

I will also bet you the price of the dlc that its ad mech

[lament vault]

They don't do harm, just leave this melta charge on your face

[lusty estuary]

probably

[gilded tusk]

store rotates tommarow right?

[wispy wadi]

Reminder for you all to empty the crumblesbin/slide of your toaster

[sleek harness]

Imagine Fatshark adding a female super soldier that has armaments and armor that can match Super Marines

[wispy wadi]

clean that shit

[lusty estuary]

Thursday

[gilded tusk]

gotcha

[dry bay]

It adds flavor

[remote shell]

Foolish Shaven Skaven.

[dry bay]

Mfw people dont clean their air fryers

[sleek harness]

I am not shaven

[dry bay]

[wispy wadi]

Air Fryers

[dry bay]

The greatest invention since sliced bread

[wispy wadi]

I use shrimps to fry my stuff

[north raft]

You're telling me

[lament vault]

Soriritas are super soldiers? They are classified as same power level as Arbys, and don't think they are specially enhanced outside of gear?

[fading otter]

I prefer canned

[north raft]

A shrimp fried this rice?

[fading otter]

https://tenor.com/view/canned-bread-spongebob-squidward-funny-gif-9683242

[sleek harness]

Who the hell are soriritas

[final herald]

Uuuuuuh not quite

[dry bay]

People get upset when you talk about Zealot part 2

[north raft]

lmao

[lament vault]

The space nuns with bolters

[sleek harness]

We are talking about Sister if Battles, big dude

[final herald]

The SoB are like if the arbites actually went to war and just kept constantly doing bullshit with warp fuckery

[sleek harness]

[lusty estuary]

sisters won't battle

[remote shell]

Sisters will battle.

[dry bay]

Sisters of silence are cooler

[final herald]

Sisters When Battle

[dry bay]

Cause they dont talk back

[brazen pelican]

I think Orks are just Spore-oritas.

[lament vault]

Sisters who battle?

[sleek harness]

Less work for Fatshark adding them

No need to make 10000 voice files

[dry bay]

Exactly

Sisters of silence when

90% chance they kill the teams pysker

[wispy wadi]

Get in line for Servitor procedure, now.

[lament vault]

Only 5000 for the other classes answers to having a mute char

[lusty estuary]

every time the sister of silence would have a voice line the game stops and you have to watch a full motion video of them signing something

[dry bay]

Lol

[north raft]

Bold of you to assume the psykers will go anywhere remotely near them

[dry bay]

I hope we get pyscho warriors first

Hate monger class when

[wispy wadi]

Hate monger is not canon, sorry

[dry bay]

Show some respect to Hate monger

[north raft]

insert gif of hatemonger saying you're not canon

[remote shell]

Me tomorrow on class reveal

I feel noting but PAIN and HATE

[lusty estuary]

when are we getting the tickle monster class the fans have been asking for this since launch

[lament vault]

Hate monger it's on its own parallel universe

[dry bay]

His speech about women

[sleek harness]

How much was for the arbities with the premium bundle

[dry bay]

Between all three episodes of space king I think the third one is the best

Although second is also funny

[drowsy lynx]

We should all strive to be so pure of hate that we too can wield a hate mace

[lusty estuary]

$20

[dry bay]

Can't believe i bought the premium for arbites

[sleek harness]

Damn I thought the normal arbites DLC was 20

[remote shell]

In the 41st millennium, there is only one arbities cosmetic.

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, bought a haze mate.

[lament vault]

DAMNIT BRYCE!

[wispy wadi]

Arbites premium for that black shotgun skin 😔 Worth it

[lusty estuary]

the normal arbite dlc was $40

[dry bay]

Arbites without the cosmetic is only $12

[lusty estuary]

no

[fierce cave]

I got it fo 12

[dry bay]

Its $12

[fierce cave]

With the deluxe shi

[hazy kestrel]

I’M READY MECHANICUS-BROS! HOW ABOUT YOU?

[fierce cave]

(I got it on sale when it first released)

[wispy wadi]

Wait did the price increase after release?!

[sleek harness]

Yeah I am easily buying the whatever premium class bundle

[lusty estuary]

fat shark made me pay $100 because I'm kinda fat

[sleek harness]

[dry bay]

Its $20 with the premium

Its $11.99 without

[lament vault]

I'm really for the Felinid Bioweapon class fellow loyal mate

[sleek harness]

Why the fuck were people complaining that the class was 12 dollars

[lusty estuary]

every time you mention it you start to convince me more and more

[dry bay]

The premium is not worth it for Arbites

[wispy wadi]

If it's AdMech then i want Arcrifle, Radgun, Plasma pistol and a power mace.

[lusty estuary]

we need this now

[north raft]

paygate

[dry bay]

You get better drip from penances

[north raft]

truth nuke

[sleek harness]

No?

[dry bay]

Yes

[lament vault]

The propaganda is WORKING

[dry bay]

For arbites

[sleek harness]

Thats copium

[dry bay]

There is better drip in penance

[lusty estuary]

I like the premium arbite armor but i don't like the fur collar

[wispy wadi]

Best fashion is all Premium

[dry bay]

Better Mohawk too

[sleek harness]

The red ones are ugly

[dry bay]

There's a black one

With a better mohawk

[remote shell]

You'd think we would get a battle pass by now for cosmetics.

[sleek harness]

And the yellow rank ones are too skinny

[elder merlin]

New class release before arbites got new cosmetics

[sleek harness]

The bundle armor is big and strong and cool

[drowsy lynx]

A haze mate just sounds like a smoking buddy lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Add in a phosphor serpenta and it’s a deal.

[wispy wadi]

All I want is a proper cataloge instead of the bi-weekly reset

[brazen pelican]

Ain't nuthin' to it, Slaanesh made me do it.

[wispy wadi]

At least we get more per reset by now

[dry bay]

But you gotta have FOMO

[north raft]

Kill whoever thought up of FOMO

[dry bay]

Destiny 2 is great with fomo

[lusty estuary]

john fomo inventor of penicillin and soda

[north raft]

Kill that too

[remote shell]

RIP bungie

[lusty estuary]

would you really kill that guy?

[north raft]

Oh wait
It killed itself

[wispy wadi]

Horse armor, thank you Todd Howard

[dry bay]

And sunsetting previous dlc

[north raft]

They can't even use their game as evidence in court
They deleted it

They had to use someone's YOUTUBE VIDEOS AS EVIDENCE

[remote shell]

I hope it was a teenage AMV with animal I become in the background, records on fraps

[dapper trench]

Damn

[sleek harness]

Zeroturtle

[dapper trench]

tomorrows the day

[tidal gyro]

is normal that plasma gun is not do many damage?

[north raft]

Never's the day

[sleek harness]

Get your wallet ready for next month

[dapper trench]

yea?

[sleek harness]

Admech review tomorrow

[short oar]

fuck it, new class is the ability to upgrade and change curious cose having 16% toughness instead of 17% is making me MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[remote shell]

Plasma normal gun does not do many little damage, yes.

[dapper trench]

Im still saying its a skit

[surreal ermine]

plasma gun is one of vets best guns

[sleek harness]

What

[lament vault]

Another one that gets scammed by Melk

[lusty estuary]

plassmmmaa guuhhhunn doo oo doo

[sleek harness]

Speak normal

[remote shell]

SISTERS

[short oar]

is

vets best gun

[sleek harness]

I never used it and never will

[dapper trench]

Skitarri

[tidal gyro]

is not 1 shot kill scab gunner with head shoot and 4 stack of skirmisher

[sleek harness]

Literally admech dude

[surreal ermine]

bro got that 1% damage roll

[tidal gyro]

is have 67%

[remote shell]

No, its very bad at killing things not over one shot.

[tidal gyro]

but is maximum 80

[short oar]

burh

[tidal gyro]

what is this meaning?

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMcfFmR0MmA

[lusty estuary]

do you really like giraffes or are you just lying

[remote shell]

Kek, Plasma gun is meta. It'll wipe out most things + has penetration as well. Can't go wrong with it.

[final herald]

Plasma is meta but should work like trollhammer and not larger revolver

[lusty estuary]

yeah

[final herald]

:^/

[tidal gyro]

only thing i am to do one shot kill is the shotgun person

[tired inlet]

you can explode

[lusty estuary]

i like the plasma gun as it is but would much rather it fulfill the role the trollhammer did

[spiral creek]

Rather easily

[tidal gyro]

it feel many amount bad

[surreal ermine]

dont explode ez

[lament vault]

Plasma biggest selling point is the cleave it has

[surreal ermine]

just like playing psyker

[final herald]

Which is really fucking lame

[astral jungle]

I like the plasma gun on my vet.

[tired inlet]

low warpresistance electrokinesis staff psyker

[lament vault]

Indeed, but it's also quite good

[final herald]

I would rather just have basically a charging explosive launcher

[tidal gyro]

is charge shot is good?

[final herald]

No

Plasma is for spam

Unfortunately

[lusty estuary]

the charge shot is still good

[final herald]

There is no real benefit to it

[lusty estuary]

ideally you'd be weaving those into your spam

[astral jungle]

I use charge shot on monstrosities.

[lament vault]

Not that good to use over lmb spam, you can One-shot some enemies with the right setup, but they are not as amazing

[tired inlet]

the veteran's plasma gun is equivalent to a space marine's plasma pistol

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[tidal gyro]

space marine is shoot ball is move slow

[tired inlet]

longer distances

[lusty estuary]

yeah

[astral jungle]

Tomorrow class reveal.

[tidal gyro]

in this game is hit scan

[hot fjord]

The audio on space marine 2 is so peak. When my guy says "RELOADING WEAPON" it is so beefy

[tidal gyro]

why it is many amount different?

[final herald]

Not really
Plasma guns are a huge equalizer against lots of stuff

[final herald]

Granted marines just get better quality in general

[astral jungle]

Then he get clipped by 2 weak ass tyranids.

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMcfFmR0MmA

[remote shell]

I play Psyker, exploding is an average sunday cruise for me

[astral jungle]

Make exploding your entire shtick. Just explode once. Kill all enemies.

Profit

[lusty estuary]

i was going to say not really but i forgot primaris marines just have new wargear now so i bite my tongue

[dapper trench]

Made a deal saying its gonna be a skittari

[tidal gyro]

i think i am not understanding how to use plasma gun

[dapper trench]

reward is the price of the dlc

[final herald]

Like a revolver

You click on the specialists

[tidal gyro]

but it is do less damage than it

[final herald]

Thats it. Thats your job with the plasma.

[tired inlet]

unless you're some 38th foundling chapter who doesn't have a forge and are using old ass corvus mark 2 armor

[astral jungle]

Instructions unclear. Used it for horde clears too.

[civic otter]

Primaris mentioned? E X P L O D E them

[final herald]

Imma be real if theres a mass of poxers...im gonna shoot it there....

[civic otter]

the heretek cawl makes foul creations

[final herald]

Anavar hate primaris?

[tired inlet]

and Fabius Bile replicates them

[astral jungle]

I got the ammo on specialist kill passive.

[civic otter]

took you long enough!

[lusty estuary]

belisarius cawl you STINK! TAKE A SHOWER!

[astral jungle]

So I can shoot the blue subwoofer some more.

[final herald]

Aww man I thought you were one of the good ones

Lame

[civic otter]

I am not a good one

like, at all

[final herald]

I gotta find a different freind

[civic otter]

i will continuously make your life more difficult

[astral jungle]

I hate all spees mereens equally.

[lusty estuary]

go to the bathroom you're shitting yourself

nnhhot yet

[final herald]

....with 40k opinions? Or

[civic otter]

whatever way i can

[tired inlet]

your mother was a demonculaba

[astral jungle]

No. Some funny fungi.

[tired inlet]

SO i GET IT

[final herald]

It would inconvenience me a lot if you became a 30k thallaxi anavar

[lusty estuary]

space marines are kinda pointless because a guardsman with a lascannon can achieve the same thing but better so honestly lets just scrap them

[tidal gyro]

with executioner stance plasma gun is more good

[astral jungle]

I use my collective conscious to make Raziel. An Ork.

[tidal gyro]

then can one shot more thing

[final herald]

That I have to cover in kiss marks to keep functional

God thatd would be so inconvenient!!!!!!!!!!!!

[civic otter]

So you could rub one out to it?

knew it

my god

the timing

[final herald]

Bring back the cool mechanicus stuff

[final herald]

Rubbing out what?

The kiss marks?

I mean I guess

[civic otter]

right

of course

[astral jungle]

We need the grimdark pre Cadian fall stuff.

[civic otter]

muh grimdark

gonna make this toilet feel grimdark in bout 30 minutes

ate beans

[astral jungle]

Biohazard detected.

[civic otter]

incoming

[final herald]

I mean thallaxi are pretty fucking grimdark but I just want my canonical cool cyborgs who fistfight marines and win

[astral jungle]

Yes.

[wispy wadi]

I don't want the coggers to win. Please show off a ganger tomorrow

[atomic moon]

I kinda want a space elf

[astral jungle]

Too late. Praise the Omnissiah. We shall now recite the canticles of activation.

[wispy wadi]

Necrons from Wish

[civic otter]

what reaction do you think curze would have to linkin park and three days grace

[lusty estuary]

40k would be better if instead of all this useless space shit it was all on one planet and each of the races had their own faction so the eldar could be like the elves and there'd be good and evil elves we can call the evil elves the dark elves and there'd be dwarfs too and there'd be good dwarfs and bad dwarfs and we can call the bad dwarfs the chaos dwarfs

[final herald]

He would brood and aurafarm so fucking hard

[civic otter]

trve

[astral jungle]

@wispy wadi were gonna get. A votann

[final herald]

Bro kurze would be the one inventing AMVs in 40k

[wispy wadi]

Rock and Cope

[civic otter]

lost me after the 3rd word

[lusty estuary]

sorry

[final herald]

He would unironically play wake me up by evanesencr

[lusty estuary]

ill do better

[civic otter]

[lusty estuary]

you can hit me if youd like

[civic otter]

no

[north raft]

[astral jungle]

So like. Ye good olde world fantasy. But with more guns and warp magic.

[wispy wadi]

Omg Game awards nominees in 30 minutes. Surely Darktide is nominated for best on-going game

Right

[lapis spear]

Cue another week delay and morrow next week memes

[fading otter]

Nah Destiny 2

[astral jungle]

Fr fr

[wispy wadi]

If they somehow slap Destiny 2 in there this year bruh

[lusty estuary]

oh the class is going to be morrow

i figured it out

[untold skiff]

Why is this ranick and not morrow easy pun missed.

[wispy wadi]

The new class is Expedition 33 poggers

[astral jungle]

Eww. French

[fair bridge]

i still need to play it 😔

[wispy wadi]

Crossaints and Ex33 are both good french

[fair bridge]

got distracted with kingdom come deliverance

[north raft]

ew french

[craggy nebula]

great idea

[remote shell]

Hoihoihoi

[civic otter]

i wanted swagger because he has sick mascara

[lusty estuary]

i keep forgetting about his fucking mascara

what a fruit

hadron stick a needle in this guy's eye

[north raft]

i feel quite peckish

[civic otter]

it's like he's in some nu metal band

[cursive tusk]

s

[astral jungle]

It’s gonna be a skiitari juvenile techno-flagellant.

[atomic moon]

Va of swagger is the same va for Varis from ffxiv

[astral jungle]

Who’s special is. Disable ADHD meds.

[craggy nebula]

gen alpha skitarii

[remote shell]

Femboy Skitarii

[craggy nebula]

Mars is doomed

[fair bridge]

taking players off their meds would be like removing the restrictor plate from a nascar

[north raft]

Cooked

[lusty estuary]

mars has fallen

billions must bake pies

[final herald]

VARIS YAE GALVUS

[north raft]

nothing ever happens

[remote shell]

Did you know that Mars is the only planet to hold the answer to fixing the Golden Throne?

[final herald]

If only ffxiv didn't shit the bed with potential during endwalker mam

[civic otter]

"femboy skitarii" THEY ARE UNRELATED, STOP SPAMMING THIS

[craggy nebula]

Really?

[fair bridge]

do they have a replacement chair or smth

[final herald]

Doesnt yvrain also have an answer

[remote shell]

Xenophile -Commisar boltfire-

[lusty estuary]

i have the answer i just dont wanna tell anyone

[astral jungle]

Wait. That Varis from the OG campaign with that cutscene about the level of destruction not being wanted by the ultima machine.

It some such

[final herald]

No varis is the straight up emperor of garlemald

[atomic moon]

Same va as swagger yeah

[tired inlet]

Sigmar's comin' back

[astral jungle]

Oh. I never played with English VA.

[tired inlet]

that's what I heard

[astral jungle]

[atomic moon]

End of stormblood varis

[untold skiff]

Who else here plays like they're on Adderall

[final herald]

You're thinking of Gaius

@astral jungle

[astral jungle]

Ye.

[craggy nebula]

Like?

[astral jungle]

Thx

[remote shell]

Deep within the depths of Mars, lays a 10,000 year old Psyker named Dalia Cythera. She can fix machines at a whim, by her intrinsic gift. And she can tap into the warp, to obtain knowledge of all precursor human tech.

[lusty estuary]

sigmar's back and this time he's in the body of a fat guy

[tired inlet]

The Ultimate Machine from the cautionary tale Do not build the Ultma Machine?

[final herald]

God I wanna rant about how shitty garlemald was handled and about

Oh fuck the expansion was so boring I forgot the name

Fuck

Dora the explora with a cat

Thats the plot of it

[north raft]

DORA THE EXPLORA

[astral jungle]

I stopped playing after uuuh. When we did that sidestep into an alternative timeline/universe.

[atomic moon]

Yawn trail

[north raft]

[final herald]

DAWNTRAIL

FUCK

IT WAS SO BORING

[astral jungle]

I wanted more stormblood Hingashi exploring.

[remote shell]

SPHEEEEEEN

[atomic moon]

The combat has been fun, story 2/10

[final herald]

"We need to teach her to be a leader" TAKE HER IN A TOUR OF EORZEA THEN

ITS SO STUPID THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HER OWN PEOPLE

WHAT THE FUCK

[astral jungle]

But all we got was a lousy port.

[final herald]

Then have the "something crazy back home" thing WHILE WE'RE GONE

FUCK

[fair bridge]

she put a couple points into the ork skill tree i see

[astral jungle]

PTSS triggered

[final herald]

ITS NOT THAT HARD SQUARE

[remote shell]

No she put a couple of points into C'tan skill tree.

[surreal ermine]

i liked some solution 9 stuff but fuck me i couldnt stand the rest of DT

[final herald]

I have this thing for "better writing in hindsight" with a lot of IPs

[fair bridge]

idk wat those are

[lusty estuary]

i think orks should be master gunsmiths who take pride in their craft

[fair bridge]

i have a pedestrian understanding of 40k at best

[final herald]

"Oh hey krile here are your parents they've been here this whole time anyways delete them now."

[fair bridge]

and that's how i like it

[surreal ermine]

krile got done so fucking dirty

[limber matrix]

man the december second new class text has admech red on it

surely

[fathom fulcrum]

Praise the Omnissiah. Salutations, organic components. May the Machine God's light illuminate our data streams and computational pathways.

[remote shell]

No comfy adventure with Krile. Its all I wanted. Give bestgirl the screen time. (With obligatory Graha date)

[final herald]

Ffxiv is what I used to fixate on before votann got added to 40k

[lusty estuary]

its the blood ravens again

[atomic moon]

Well, they were just memories, not really there

[surreal ermine]

yeah heres the massive reveal of kriles deep lore anyways back to that fuckass cat

[lusty estuary]

we're getting a blood raven scout marine class

[final herald]

Thats the dumbest plot excuse ever

[remote shell]

Bloodravens stealing the class reveal like they do a stormhawk

[final herald]

"Hey here is this literal thinking feeling copy of someone that is 1 for 1 them and fully aware of why they are there"

"Yeah anyways delete them it don't rlly matter"

"Even though we spent 3 entire fucking expansions chastising the ascians for this exact line of thought."

[remote shell]

Want more gaia booba

Give the players what they want

[atomic moon]

@final herald you done up to 7.3?

[fathom fulcrum]

I want my Admech

[final herald]

Thats LITERALLY our ENTIRE CONFLICT with the ascians, telling them that just because we aren't "real" to them that we still deserve to exist

[final herald]

If thats anything recent, no

Dawntrail pissed me off

I finished it because I was hoping for an upturn

But any postpatch stuff, no

[rancid delta]

What if the new class is a genestealer

[atomic moon]

They cut alot of screen time out from lamet

[final herald]

They are course correcting

The same writer for this patch was the one who did that stupid ass zero plot

[surreal ermine]

the one thing i can say i really enjoyed in DT is the dungeon design

[final herald]

Fucking
How do they make ffxiv. The least sensible ff. Feel even less sensible.

[final herald]

The fights were cool

I just wish I had any reason to care abt them

[astral jungle]

@final herald maximising the grind.

[fathom fulcrum]

May I ask what happened?

you sound rather heated

[astral jungle]

That’s their core goal

[final herald]

Tbf ka no

I always sound heated here

😭

[fathom fulcrum]

pat pat

may the Omnissiah be with you

[final herald]

But basically the writing was bad in a videogame that charges me monthly to play it so I stopped playing it

But it was like

Uncharacteristically bad

[astral jungle]

I stopped playing because I got tired of the grind.

It wasn’t fun anymore.

[fathom fulcrum]

what game? Darktide?

[final herald]

Ffxiv got me though some dark times with just the core message of "fuck nihilism"

[fathom fulcrum]

Darktide charges me monthly with my soul soo

[final herald]

And then last patch was what u expect from like....rwby

[final herald]

I feel that but nah

Darktide is so slow that I can barely be annoyed because nothing rlly happens that needs raw narrative plot

[remote shell]

Just like the franchise itself.

A truly faithful adaptation~

[final herald]

Its more like "here is the background for why you are here and why other characters are here"

[surreal ermine]

darktide make me happy because gameplay fun

[final herald]

^

[fathom fulcrum]

I feel like that's more of a fatshark problem then a Darktide warhammer problem

[surreal ermine]

story is a bonus

[final herald]

Except disconnect

[untold skiff]

Darktide has a story?

[final herald]

Disconnect no fun

[rancid delta]

I was thinking the dialog mentioning genestealers might not be a reference to an incoming faction, but a class! Or both. Or neither. Idk, Im excited and spitballing lol

[final herald]

Always happen at end too

[remote shell]

Darktide makes me unhappy cause havoc lobbies is the real difficulty curve

[final herald]

Grr

[low hemlock]

[surreal ermine]

i never get disconnects

[fathom fulcrum]

Rotten Armour makes me want to disconnect my life

[surreal ermine]

play the game from a place that isnt bumfuck nowhere smh works on my machine

[low hemlock]

if me iz a Wuss for ✨Momma Hadron✨…..

[fathom fulcrum]

same here

[low hemlock]

THEN SO B E IT