general-chat

[final herald]

I'll lick you bottom to top don't play wit me

[north raft]

Ayo???

[tired inlet]

I hope you enjoy the taste

[north raft]

Sus.

[final herald]

My defense mechanism is inciting revul- it didn't work hel0

[tired inlet]

LIKE THE CRISP TASTE OF NEW COKE

[final herald]

AaaaaaAAAAA

[gloomy tartan]

insert Jackie Chan saying slow down baby

[split solstice]

no, its just "lethal" amounts minimum, "immense" is a legally distict term thats even more

[tired inlet]

start from the back

[gloomy tartan]

You’re legally distinct

Trademark yo self

[final herald]

I feel like the mechanicum would drink code blue mountain dew

[north raft]

I do wonder why they de-listed some of the vox transmissions on yt so you can't find them unless you open up the playlist

[final herald]

And then invent baja blast under cawl

[gloomy tartan]

We need to give Melk dorittos cool ranch

That’s how we unlock the new event

[north raft]

Milk

[final herald]

Sire Milk

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

Right infront of cadia

Really

[final herald]

Its ALWAYS too soon for you fucks!

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the implication yes

[final herald]

Pensive emoji

[split solstice]

"Melk" is norwegian for milk :)

[north raft]

I didn't want to say it directly lol

[gloomy tartan]

Give us another thousand years

It’s the respectful thing to do

[north raft]

Get over it

[gloomy tartan]

Really?

[final herald]

"Sire Milk" sounds like something uttered by skaven when talking about how they were born

[fierce cave]

Hamburg

Is a place

[gloomy tartan]

He really is milk man?

[split solstice]

yes

[north raft]

We got work to do and I don't want to hear more "Cadia" while the heretics are breathing down our necks

[fierce cave]

He is the milking man

[north raft]

Sus

[fierce cave]

Hide ye balls

[surreal ermine]

ten billion planets get buttfucked a day but ONE explodes and we never hear the end of it smh

[gloomy tartan]

Why did you say it like that

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

[north raft]

TRUE

[final herald]

Ayo

[fierce cave]

Why did you read it like that

[split solstice]

to be fair
it was a marginally important planet

[final herald]

Propped Corn

[gloomy tartan]

Because

[fierce cave]

Not corn

Is yuri

[final herald]

Seldom a difference

Thats like saying yaoi with explicit scenes isn't corn

Its still corn

[fierce cave]

It's not explicit

[split solstice]

its yuri?
i thought the one on the right was Astolfo

[gloomy tartan]

Is yuri a saint in Warhammer ?

[final herald]

That kissing is pretty explicit

[fierce cave]

Bro might be a miner

In the mines

With a pickaxe

Side to side

[final herald]

Nah just adult enough to find the simple shit hot

[split solstice]

she looks likekinda astolfo ok?
dont be mean to me :(

[gloomy tartan]

Prank em John

[heavy drum]

At what time is the class reveal today?

[split solstice]

(if you are mean to me i might throw bricks at you)

[final herald]

I have hit the point where someone helping me fix a house fully clothed is incredibly hot

Granted they also have to be male

[gloomy tartan]

So like a house mover ?

[fierce cave]

Seems gay

[final herald]

Seems?

[final herald]

Naw

[gloomy tartan]

A roomba ?

[little marten]

Like you 🔥

[final herald]

Roombas...fix houses?

[fierce cave]

Fuck ze robit

[gloomy tartan]

They help fix up the house by cleaning it yes

[final herald]

I guess a roomba is fine too...?

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron is basicly just multiple roombas

[split solstice]

please go be a weirdo on tumblr till you find someone or something, this level of desperate is dangerous

[rare pulsar]

Dont u dare repeat that

U filthy heathen

Begone

[surreal ermine]

i need a BIG STRONG OGRYN to help me move my ten ton couch

[rare pulsar]

From mommy hadron

[surreal ermine]

made of pure lead

[fierce cave]

If there's a hole

[fierce cave]

To wife

[final herald]

Its not DESPERATE its REALISTIC 🗣️

Like the 'trad wife' fetish but I'm the wife and not a woman

[gloomy tartan]

It’s okay I’ll give hadron a double a battery and some floppy drives

She’ll forgive me

[rare pulsar]

Hadron would never let you

[fierce cave]

He doesn't know

[gloomy tartan]

She’s going to harvest my cybernetic legs when I die any way

[fierce cave]

That hadron is in my bed rn

[rare pulsar]

She

Ffs

[gloomy tartan]

Possibly before I die

[rare pulsar]

Smh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[haughty epoch]

I'll be having such a nice day on the strike team... Then servo skull.. and hardon lady is mean to me :(

[final herald]

Big boy will eat you all for claiming hadron

@low hemlock

[ocean widget]

put respect on his name
its big boi

[gloomy tartan]

Release the kraken

[fierce cave]

NOT THE VORE GUY

[final herald]

We hug him all the same

[rare pulsar]

BIG BOY COME HERE

[surreal ermine]

hadron is for wusses
give me kayex or give me death

[final herald]

GET THAT FISH

[amber delta]

kayex more like gayex lmao

[fierce cave]

BIG BOI
WITH THIS TREASURE

[final herald]

God I hope so

[fierce cave]

I SUMMON YOU

[ocean widget]

your dating site of choice is the care home

[fierce cave]

@low hemlock

[rare pulsar]

Oh lord now youre in trouble

[little marten]

We are all petulant creatures living in the shadow of Big Boi

[final herald]

Big became the living saint after we finally succesfully saccrificed rewdy

And I guess lamia(?)

[rare pulsar]

Hadron might just let ur brain power a computet when u die or smthing. IF you behave

[split solstice]

who is big boy and why are yall trying to summon him like he is a god?

[final herald]

No wait lamia is here

[fierce cave]

Lamia is back?!

[final herald]

The biggest
He will get bigger

[fierce cave]

WHERE

[gloomy tartan]

Someone told me hadron has a peg leg

[final herald]

The @ is still here

[ocean widget]

no still dead

[fierce cave]

@nocturne bloom

[rare pulsar]

Cause hadron and kayex got disrespected

[fierce cave]

GET HERE

[rare pulsar]

It cant stand

[final herald]

She does yes

[gloomy tartan]

Obviously hadron is cool

[final herald]

She also doesn't have a fully modeled body and clips through her own robes constantly

[fierce cave]

Pegging leg

[ocean widget]

yeah last post for lamia was last month so theyre still dead

[final herald]

So her peg leg and boot are just disembodied

[gloomy tartan]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[split solstice]

sorry, what was the end of the sentence? i read "hadron" and "peg" and the rest seased to be comprhensible

[rare pulsar]

If u behave hadron willmpeg u with leg

Pegleg

[ocean widget]

you guys would never stand on a pirate ship

[rare pulsar]

No i would be too drunk

[fierce cave]

Yeah id sit

[rare pulsar]

I would crawl around

[final herald]

I'd dance

[gloomy tartan]

Probaly sway around

[final herald]

I'd do a gay little walk that pisses u off

[ocean widget]

because of the peglegs not because of your structual instabilities dumbasses

[gloomy tartan]

Like frolicking ?

[final herald]

I'd have 4 peg limbs

[rare pulsar]

Speak for yourself

[final herald]

I'd be a peg star

[fierce cave]

Fuck you does a jaywalk

[rare pulsar]

I have 2 peglegs and 2 pegarms

[fierce cave]

The guy from family guy

[rare pulsar]

Legend

[final herald]

Captain Knuckles

I want to rewatch flapjack again

[ocean widget]

hearing him do cartwheels on a wooden floor would sound like a horror movie

[fierce cave]

Two women

[split solstice]

a pegstar would require a 5th peg

[fierce cave]

One ship

[little marten]

Wouldn’t last a second in MY pirate ship

[fierce cave]

Welp

[final herald]

Yes.

The question is

Do I replace my head

[rare pulsar]

Who knows maybe hes got that pegdihh

[final herald]

The further question

Which one

[little marten]

Square is the optimum head shape

[final herald]

The realistic answer is the ecclesiarchy gives me a peg spine

[gloomy tartan]

Why are we describing biblically accurate peg starfish

[ocean widget]

god needed something to do while watching adam and eve

[fierce cave]

We went from talking about yuri

To pegs

[rare pulsar]

Is pinocchios legs peglegs cause they are wooden?

[fierce cave]

He is wood

Pinocchio is peg

[gloomy tartan]

Yuri eventually leads to pegs

It’s inevitable

[little marten]

God sitting in the garden of Eden cuck chair 😳

[ocean widget]

only if the legs get replaced

[rare pulsar]

All of it?

[ocean widget]

nah nah
the cuck bed

[rare pulsar]

Yeah that makes sense

[marsh iris]

is this darktide

[split solstice]

we started talking about peglegs and somehow didnt shift purely into talking about pegging

[fierce cave]

All at once

[ocean widget]

what do you think steve was doing cus he clearly wasnt fucking adam or eve

[gloomy tartan]

Wearing a Superman outfit hiding in the cuck closet

[fierce cave]

Me when I date Pinocchio and make him lie

[little marten]

Blasphemy

[ocean widget]

@little marten

[little marten]

Too real

[rare pulsar]

We all wanna be him

[fierce cave]

I am Steve?

[rare pulsar]

I would wear a batman costume tho

[little marten]

Steve out here like “girl please, you gonna wear THAT leaf?”

[final herald]

This is why we love gen chat

[little marten]

Sorry for my egregious representation of a sassy gay man

I am working on my ignorance 😔

[final herald]

I would say you are very aware

[rare pulsar]

Dafuq is a yuri?

[marsh iris]

fatshark nice enough to sell peg
legs

[fierce cave]

Lesbian segs

[hexed vigil]

gold

[little marten]

Is like beastiality I think

[fierce cave]

Like this

[fierce cave]

No

[rare pulsar]

Uhh ok

[little marten]

Is if you’re involved 😼

[fierce cave]

Yaoi is gay segs

[split solstice]

not nessesarially segs

[rare pulsar]

So its just so e henai shii

[fierce cave]

Now you get it

[rare pulsar]

Yeah doesnt shock me idk

[little marten]

Low hanging fruit sorry 🙁

[hexed vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334322

[fierce cave]

I'm living yuri

[fierce cave]

Like you know anything about fruit

[rare pulsar]

Why?

[marsh iris]

stop gooning chat,
getting me riled up

[fierce cave]

Ik lesbeen

And getting married in fev

Fevury

[little marten]

I have strawberry sauce sooooo

[fierce cave]

Febury

[hexed vigil]

ya think this is it greenhorn?

[little marten]

Damn that’s a quick wedding

[fierce cave]

Hi garut

Gay rut

[marsh iris]

greenhorny

[fierce cave]

Gay root

[hexed vigil]

Garrus Vakarian

[fierce cave]

@rare pulsar

February

[gloomy tartan]

I hope ur wedding has a choclate fountain

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a bold strategy

[hexed vigil]

but think about the economy tho

[fierce cave]

Space zard

More like

Re zard

[split solstice]

why just as slaves?
servitorisation would make them far more efficient workers

[rare pulsar]

I see

[rare pulsar]

Carry on

[flint mesa]

[fierce cave]

With what

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a based crab

[rare pulsar]

Gooning for yuri idk

Just carry on

[final herald]

We don't have the tech irl yet unforch

[fierce cave]

I don't need to goon

My life is yuri

[final herald]

If we did I' sure a government would start using it for life sentences

[hexed vigil]

it's actually short for Space Lizard, because I like the Seraphon

[fierce cave]

Zinger

[gloomy tartan]

Goon to yuri for the god emperor

[split solstice]

and people still claim capitalism breeds innovation smh

[fast gorge]

[fierce cave]

Hi dogryn

[final herald]

We must empower the living saints 🗣️

[fast gorge]

g'day

[fierce cave]

Ronnie pickering

Danny g from South wick

[hexed vigil]

such a flirty message smh

[fierce cave]

Happiest man in Birmingham

[flint mesa]

Smethwick

[fast gorge]

DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?

I'M RONNIE PICKERING!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Really flirty

[fierce cave]

This guy gets it

[hexed vigil]

"Birmingham"

[rare pulsar]

Is that the great clean one in your pfp

[fierce cave]

I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMING MOOD YEAH

CAUSE I LOVE IN A SHITHOLE

[flint mesa]

Actually been to Birmingham. It is a shithole. It took me two days to recover from the depression

[fierce cave]

BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE

[fast gorge]

come down to birmingham

ask for dogryn

[final herald]

Ive been trying to figure out what the hair is for so long

[fast gorge]

i'll come out my fucking box

[rare pulsar]

I think it is atleast

[final herald]

Who this photoshop represents

Dogryn

Can u explain ur pfp

[fierce cave]

https://youtu.be/VCBnOtRvPyg?si=EWU8R74oAdYcHGKt

[fast gorge]

smash ya fucking face in

you little shit!!!

[final herald]

Pls

[fierce cave]

@flint mesa

[gloomy tartan]

Record it

[fast gorge]

great clean one

hes very clean

[final herald]

Whats on his head

[flint mesa]

I know what this is without clicking

[fast gorge]

shower cap

[fierce cave]

Shower cap

[final herald]

Oooooh

[fierce cave]

Click it

[fast gorge]

IP grabbed

[flint mesa]

No. Youtube can stick its ads firmly up its eye of terror

[fierce cave]

You must watch it

It is important

[fast gorge]

I would but my voice is fucked rn i sound like kayex

[flint mesa]

Its either danny g. Or Birminghams happiedt resident

[fierce cave]

Gayex

Gaysex

[gloomy tartan]

Gay Tex

[fierce cave]

[fast gorge]

my gaysex delivery didnt come

gonna have to refund

[split solstice]

what if they added a new weapon thats just a lasgun battery thingy that you turned into a grenade because you can do that with those

[flint mesa]

But yeah. His steaming mood is very valid

[fierce cave]

Borderlands throw able guns

[gloomy tartan]

Did you use prime same day delivery ?

[fierce cave]

Danny g is funny

But the vid is happy man

[fast gorge]

used some preem pick up lines such as beating my chest and locking horns with random passerby to show dominance and strength

[fierce cave]

Preem

That's preem choom

[fast gorge]

choom

[gloomy tartan]

Locking horns is based

[fast gorge]

[split solstice]

what other shitty darktide weapon ideas can i think of 🤔

[fierce cave]

A stick

Just a stick

[flint mesa]

A power vet shovel

[fierce cave]

No magic or anything

Just a stick

[gloomy tartan]

What about a rat at a melee weapon

You just point it and it bites

[flint mesa]

Nah thats a blitz

[fierce cave]

The halo 3 rat

[split solstice]

it has the staff melee specials animations and stats

[fast gorge]

ratatatatatatatata!

[flint mesa]

Just WOE. RAT BE UPON YE and you one shot a crusher

[fast gorge]

like a machine gun

[split solstice]

thats it

[gloomy tartan]

The call of duty rat that one shots you in that campaign level

[fierce cave]

You just wave your hand and they die of heart attacks

[gloomy tartan]

Kills you by biting your finger once

[fierce cave]

Schizophrenic stick

[flint mesa]

A finger gun. For a psyker

[fierce cave]

@obtuse oak make a sticker of this

[gloomy tartan]

What if the new weapon is a whip with a rat king tied to the end of it

[fierce cave]

🙏

[split solstice]

no, you beat them with it and it does almost no damage because the staff melee does almost no damage

[hexed vigil]

lol, like the Deadspace Foam finger weapon

[fierce cave]

Gandalf with no mana

It snaps after 3 kills

[gloomy tartan]

Rat whip when

[flint mesa]

And the psyker makes childish gun noises

[fierce cave]

But you just grab another one

[fast gorge]

dog walking this dog is ass this dog just wants to fight me!!!

[split solstice]

weapon idea: ogryn weapon thats just one of the other players being swung around like a baseball bat

[fast gorge]

ITS COLD!!!!

[flint mesa]

I wish ogryn could throw us

[fierce cave]

That sounds familiar

[gloomy tartan]

Veteran gets a net gun

[hexed vigil]

hug the dog
suck the heat from its bones

[fierce cave]

Trap the trapper

He then backshots then to death

[fast gorge]

trapper x reject fanfiction

[gloomy tartan]

He shoots them in the back?

[flint mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

Fuck.

[fierce cave]

He don't know

[gloomy tartan]

Right ?

[twilit perch]

epic embed fail.

[split solstice]

it would be so hot to be trapped by a trapper if they werent nurglites

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

[flint mesa]

Uno reverse

[flint mesa]

Im new here

[gloomy tartan]

Which psyker writes the worst fan fic

[obtuse oak]

of a chat message?

[gloomy tartan]

They obviously all do

[fierce cave]

Find an image of the enimen thing

Make it a rat thrown by an ogryn

It would be so good

[fast gorge]

ogryn

[fierce cave]

Hello new here

I'm fish

[gloomy tartan]

An ass fish would be scary

[fierce cave]

They exist

So do penar fish

Scary things

[split solstice]

no, you are a chill ass fish, not just a fish

[bright wave]

Tomorrow: We are happy to inform you that there will be a delay of the delay

[gloomy tartan]

Angler fish are fuckd

[fierce cave]

Blob fish

Socomompabis

[gloomy tartan]

I like the sharks that walk

Their chill

[fierce cave]

These are a few of my favorite things

Goblin sharks

[fast gorge]

tried go go fishing once and i only got crabs

[gloomy tartan]

They just use their fins to walk

[obtuse oak]

i ain't no photoshop wizard

[fierce cave]

@gloomy tartan
Ever heard of a mind goblin?

[fierce cave]

I shall do it king

[obtuse oak]

but there is an ogryn version of that meme

[split solstice]

would a delayed delay result in something being later or sooner because you couldnt delay it in time?

[fierce cave]

I will @ you when it's done

[obtuse oak]

I want a sticker of that

[fierce cave]

That's what we need then

Then edit the rock for a rat

[gloomy tartan]

I’m afraid to ask

[tall grove]

Tralalero tralala reference?!?

[fierce cave]

Mind goblin Deez nuts

[rocky radish]

they are a type of Sarcon

[gloomy tartan]

He’s too powerful

Activate the limiters

Inject them with Tylenol

[obtuse oak]

no

this isnt the funny rat game discord

[fierce cave]

I will do it

I have the images

I will make ratgryn

[gloomy tartan]

Pizza rat

[flint mesa]

[obtuse oak]

ok have fun but it wont be a sticker here. i have asked for the ogryn one now though

this one lol

would be great

[fast gorge]

rockerboy

[split solstice]

why the rock there looking kinda tasty rn

[tall grove]

Why not make this a sticker?

[gloomy tartan]

I like that rock

[fierce cave]

Make it a sticker king

Then I will have 3 stickers that I have supplied

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a cool sticker idea

Ngl

[obtuse oak]

there's also this with a rat being thrown lololol

[obtuse oak]

that's what i just said

[final herald]

Mine

[obtuse oak]

i've asked for it to be made into one

[tall grove]

Oh, nvm. Can’t read sah

[fierce cave]

Woe
Gay be upon ye

[lament vault]

Me ogryn: Some mouse boy is tossing rashuns!

[bright wave]

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[fierce cave]

It just sends a chicken

[final herald]

Boy

[obtuse oak]

oh you guys probably dont know but we dont have privs for emojis/stickers ourselves

[final herald]

😔

[fast gorge]

son

[obtuse oak]

fatshark's social media guru does that

[fierce cave]

That's no fun

[fierce cave]

Give me image perms

[arctic escarp]

CLASS REVEAL TOMORROW?

[fast gorge]

false

[lament vault]

Me ogryn doesn't know difference, he only focus on the important: rashuns

[fierce cave]

ARIES
GIVE ME IMAGE PERMS
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[gloomy tartan]

Soon

[final herald]

Now that we don't have overtly sexual image spammers

[tall grove]

Delay announcement tomorrow 🥳

[lament vault]

Finally New Felinid Bioweapon class reveal tomorrow!

[arctic escarp]

was it rewdy and lahmia

[fast gorge]

people be like: class reveal tomorrow???

no reject, the fog is coming🤣

[final herald]

Rewdy was one of them at minimum

[civic otter]

Do you forget yourself, ratling?

[gloomy tartan]

The fog door?

Dark souls?

[final herald]

I don't spam sexual images....

What....

[tall grove]

The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming

[split solstice]

the admech related reveal mention on warhammer community doesnt seem to be darktide related
but it sure is some sick ass looking models

[flint mesa]

[arctic escarp]

man got the boot

[fading otter]

Stephen King’s The Fog

[fierce cave]

@obtuse oak post this
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403220138529919009/1439980018355802183/Polish_20251117_140622195.jpg?ex=691c7d65&is=691b2be5&hm=10328c626f20344de4fd35231ed840b516ccc599bf2def14e09ab3cdaeb8e5fa&

🙏

[civic otter]

It's in your blood, rats cannot help themselves

[fast gorge]

poland?!?!?!?

[fierce cave]

I BEG YOU

[final herald]

I just happen to have images
But they don't go in this chat, let alone this server

[lament vault]

The Felinid propaganda is working

[split solstice]

now if only 40k admech got to have anything :/

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is a felnid

[lusty estuary]

one more day until fat shark reveals the new class, a bestigor

[final herald]

Also I should draw mynot!nazrin character more but realistically I just want a leechsona

I wish I could make it dance

[civic otter]

I bet they go to innocent people you abuse with such images, you enjoy it, don't you

[lament vault]

Nah new class will be swagger and his boys

[fierce cave]

HANK SHARE MY IMAGE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[flint mesa]

A niche race some contest winner got to add to the universe. James W.Shop really wish we'd forget

[final herald]

"Innocent"

Is a word

[lusty estuary]

new class is swagger but we cut off his legs

[arctic escarp]

neko but 40k

[gloomy tartan]

So another alien

[fierce cave]

Check DMS

[tall grove]

Stagger

[civic otter]

Innocence does prove nothing

[gloomy tartan]

Your telling me elf’s and Nekos exist in 40k

[lament vault]

Considering some augments it might even be an upgrade

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck

[fierce cave]

They do

[little marten]

Upload your image to gimp and resize to 320 for a sticker

[flint mesa]

A type of abhuman. Loyal to the emperor

[lusty estuary]

no he doesn't get new legs or anything

[lament vault]

They are all canon

[arctic escarp]

and dwarves

[fast gorge]

furry guardsmen in my 40k?!?!?! OwO!!!!

[arctic escarp]

drows

[fast gorge]

right

[lament vault]

Damn

[arctic escarp]

beastmen

[flint mesa]

Halflings

[gloomy tartan]

Great I learned of space elfs and cat people existing in 40k

[arctic escarp]

40K is pretty much Warhammer Fantasy but SPACE

[civic otter]

They are canon but social media and short form content slop made them popular, they have no important standpoints

[lusty estuary]

winds of magic 2 the beastmen strike again happening TODAY!

[gloomy tartan]

Wish I could unlearn it

[wispy wadi]

The cadian/catboy fanfic is closer to canon than you think

[lament vault]

And so far no one knows how they actually look like

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass?I thought the difference was no elf’s before

[fast gorge]

my squire is a catboy

[arctic escarp]

Fantasy preludes 40K

[lusty estuary]

everyone thought they'd be adding the genestealers eventually but no its actually the beastmen and not the 40k versions

[final herald]

This is not even true what

[arctic escarp]

40K is just more popular

[ocean widget]

you're not gonna believe this
but jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien is also canon

[final herald]

Beastmen have been a thing since fantasy

[gloomy tartan]

Like I thought orks were the only fantasy part
Of 40k

[lament vault]

Embrace the brainrot, let it CONSUME YOU!

[final herald]

Any time someone says "contest product" ask them for a source

they wont have it

[arctic escarp]

did you know theres these 4 chaos gods called Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slaanesh and Khorne

[tall grove]

Eldar are elves, Necrons are tomb kings

[arctic escarp]

in Warhammer Fantasy

[fast gorge]

the best place to learn lore is youtube shorts

[ocean widget]

give sauce

[gloomy tartan]

Those are like elder evil gods

[marsh iris]

ork guns are fantasy

[flint mesa]

Then were the hell did they come from?

[fierce cave]

ITS MY SAUCE

[uncut plinth]

Just bought the game again on steam, lost all my progress i had on Xbox. Any tips?

[gloomy tartan]

Butter you have a point

[fierce cave]

GET GOOD

[lusty estuary]

hashut finally gets his debut in 40k

[fast gorge]

Request on forums to get character levels back

but penances cant be transferred and stuff

[ocean widget]

get good

[gloomy tartan]

I guess I forget chaos gods are fantasy because everything’s all spaceee

[dry bay]

Start grinding

[lament vault]

Learn melee combat fundamentals of dodge, block and parkour, I saw so many players die stupidly because they fail those the most

[uncut plinth]

Ya thats what i miss. Leveling the characters again is really fun! getting all the plasteel, diaminite, and penances i had is the slow pain.

[dry bay]

WH Fantasy has the better games

[gloomy tartan]

I considered them more space evil like Cthulhu

[final herald]

Like most old gw lore, they just kind of appeared in description. Iirc rogue trader.

[dry bay]

Total war 2 and 3

Vermintide 1 and 2

[fierce cave]

THERES GONNA VE A 3RD

NOT AGAIN

[final herald]

I can't remember if it was the rogue trader teip where he was just cataloguing a shitload of abhumans

He found fish people too

[fast gorge]

total war dogryn dlc

[dry bay]

There's already a warhammer 3

[gloomy tartan]

Gillys?

[final herald]

40k is basically (basically) future fantasy but

[fierce cave]

WHY ARE THERE 3 WORLD WARS

[final herald]

They aren't "connected" timeline wise

Orks are orks

Ogryns are ogres

Aeldari are elves

Squats are dwarves

Humans are skaven

Nekron are tomb kings

Uuuh

[fierce cave]

I HATE NEKRONS

[gloomy tartan]

Never connected that

[lusty estuary]

there's no actual official connection though i have always found the one conceptual linkage of the entire 40k universe being inside some wizard's crystal ball really funny

[arctic escarp]

humans are indeed self destructive race

[uncut plinth]

The best part is that the third game is actually the beginning of the timeline for the three Total War Warhammer games.

[final herald]

The tau are like...kind of the jade kingdom or whatever? Sort of?

[dry bay]

Whoa

[final herald]

Not quite

[tall grove]

The inferior races are piping up again

[arctic escarp]

Grand Cathay?

[lusty estuary]

barely comparable

[fierce cave]

Aren't you the ragebaiter

[final herald]

Beastmen are no longer evil r*pe murder creatures

[fast gorge]

JADE EMPEROR

[fierce cave]

Master baiter some might say

[fast gorge]

JADE EMPEROR

[final herald]

They're just kind of sprinkled into the lands

[fast gorge]

PLEASE SAVE US

[arctic escarp]

gotta love how Cathay is just some old name for China

[fast gorge]

PLEASE COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN AND SAVE US

[final herald]

Beastmen basically got changed according to need

[gloomy tartan]

What

[arctic escarp]

then GW literally named the Japanese faction Nippon

[fierce cave]

Epic joke

[final herald]

Which is why wr have ancient mega tech orangutans

[arctic escarp]

....literally means Japan

[gloomy tartan]

There’s just a Japan faction ?

[arctic escarp]

in Fantasy

[tall grove]

I am the grandmaster jorker

[fast gorge]

the shimazu clan

[arctic escarp]

but theyre not as fleshed out as Grand Cathay

[gloomy tartan]

Are they cool

[lament vault]

So far only rattling and Pogryns are the abhumans we see the most right? Outside of the psyker navigator things I forgot the name

[final herald]

Reminder that cathay just means "china"

[fierce cave]

Pegryns

[arctic escarp]

miao ying my beloved

[lusty estuary]

warhammer fantasy is cool but like its the peak of british people just kinda coming up with shit that's loosely based off of some kind of racist stereotype

[final herald]

Yeah
There are also longshanks but thoae are reserved for showing up randomly in books and dying

I would love a story about longshanks

[lusty estuary]

i'm trying to remember the one middle eastern faction they'll literally never do anything with ever again

[tall grove]

Funny, since actual Chinese lore is more convoluted than warhammer lore

[lament vault]

We need more abhuman representation in all media

[final herald]

Eh

[arctic escarp]

Araby depictions... 😭

[lusty estuary]

that's the one

[arctic escarp]

like to some extent I understand since Fantasy was made

before the internet

so they cant just google shit

[final herald]

They include cultures in it, but these days its more like "creaures with x culture flavor" instead of uh

[arctic escarp]

but still 😭

[final herald]

What it used to be

[fierce cave]

I'm elf

But awesome yuri

Yelf

[lament vault]

Hi elf, me ogryn

[fluid otter]

I thought you were fish

[lament vault]

Elf the fish?

[final herald]

Eelf

[arctic escarp]

like I wish we get a fleshed out Araby

[fluid otter]

Could be

[arctic escarp]

fantasy Arabs go hard

[fierce cave]

Flesloght

[final herald]

I think for what its worth trench crusade currently does the "cultures as a faction" thing better but has less variety in selectable races

[surreal ermine]

suffer not the elf to live 🤢

[final herald]

Okay forg

[fierce cave]

Elf light

[obtuse oak]

I'm not your servant

[fast gorge]

idgaf elves are hot i'd betray humanity at the first jump

[fierce cave]

PLEASE I BEG YOU

ITS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH

[arctic escarp]

iron sultanates

fuck the Janissary art still lives rent free

[lusty estuary]

the problem with araby is salvaging that faction requires completely upending everything about them to a point they're completely unrecognizable, which would be the ideal outcome, but that'll never happen

[lament vault]

The Hank sais NO
*Bonk you with me rock

[lusty estuary]

its a shame because they are really cool if you ignore the elephants in the room

[final herald]

All of them are peak
I love the raw aura that witch hunters have

They only ever walk

Because they're just that badass

Imagine being some cultist and this red armored mf comes stomping after you lime a slasher villain

[However bomb witches are peak]

[little marten]

Get Honked 🦆😹

[final herald]

I keep forgetting what the big sphinxes are called

[arctic escarp]

they just point at a heretic

then that guy just fuckin immolates

[final herald]

The huge turbo-thinker gate gaurd warbeasts

[final herald]

"Kill that guy."

[tired inlet]

is that goldship

[final herald]

I think a reality where heaven is real and we can listen to it'a horns upon the radio terrifying

[final herald]

No

This is a pre uma sticker

[little marten]

Heaven is a place in earth with you

Tell me all the things you’d like to do

[tired inlet]

goldship started racing in 2011

[zenith merlin]

the new darktide class is gonna be the skiitarri but the catch is that it's gonna be that weird ass stilts one

[little marten]

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true?

[arctic escarp]

YHWH playing favorites

ever since the templars fuck it up back in Jerusalem

[civic otter]

i'm about to make you into a great unclean one

[final herald]

Okay and? Goldship is a white horse

At least know your own damn horse lore

[civic otter]

Peter, the horse is here

[lusty estuary]

literally would be peak

[thick coyote]

Igaf elves are killable, I'd kill elves at the first jump

[tired inlet]

I'm colorblind

[final herald]

Sees horse

"IS THAT GOLDSHIP"

Its relationship to goldship is "it is a horse"

[civic otter]

Punchable ass face

[final herald]

You can see the darker spots

[tall grove]

All horses look the same

[tired inlet]

you don't know what I see

[tall grove]

I am a horse racist

[final herald]

White does not look like brown even to monochromatic eyes

[surreal ermine]

cant talk about honse without that gacha game coming up anymore smh

[tired inlet]

breedist

[surreal ermine]

cant even post honse away in this chat

[final herald]

I saw someone ask if the horse being picked up by a helicopter was goldship

[marsh iris]

im trying celebrate life but these heretics are in the way

[fading otter]

Dreadful animals

[lusty estuary]

horses get mogged by the humble mule anyways so literally nothing even matters and everyone should just stand outside in the cold

[civic otter]

Ok i pull up

[arctic escarp]

get image perms removed bozo 🫵 😂

[tired inlet]

Equidist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equidae

[arctic escarp]

shouldve kept it in your pants

[tall grove]

I fucking hate equestrians

[dry bay]

I hate hobby horse people

[surreal ermine]

thats it you're Banned From Equestria

[lusty estuary]

dude what did the kingdom of equestria ever do to you

[arctic escarp]

exist

[tall grove]

They existed

[dry bay]

Mule superiority

[lusty estuary]

princess celestia behead this man

[final herald]

Equestrian pedestrian sequestering his mezzanine because he left is magazine in the limousine and

[north raft]

1st damnation of the damnation/auric day
And I died to a yellow barrel throwing me off lol
Oh no

[fast gorge]

it happens

[surreal ermine]

gloriana moment

[tall grove]

Eminem if he was good

[fast gorge]

die, die again, go again

[dry bay]

Me doing twins mission on auric with randoms and getting killed by a barrel

[tired inlet]

in this Discord, Celestine is a Saint, not a Princess

[north raft]

I was in Hab Dreyko 😭

[final herald]

wulthereal Shlim shady mnnrnmnr shehv ekahf ady PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE

[surreal ermine]

new class eminem

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-cicirinella-che-teneva-gif-24132633

[arctic escarp]

Eminem if he can actually rap 😤

[fading otter]

Not THAT kind of ganger

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MuuMgWSQEY

[dry bay]

Ad mech inbound. Cannot wait

[lusty estuary]

i'm just glad tomorrow the prophetic dream i had will be proven truthful once dawid fat shark stands up on stage and announces the new ogre class for darktide

[surreal ermine]

ogryn

[dry bay]

New squat class for darktide

Welcome back bardin

[short oar]

Melee weapon is extendo kick

[lusty estuary]

never say never

[final herald]

Skitarii but with bare feet inexplicably

Inexplicably I say

[north raft]

I'm going to speak it into existence the same way the fucking eldar brought in Slaanesh

[lusty estuary]

ogres are different because they're fat and they're really good at mercantilism

[dry bay]

Reclaimator aka Tech Priest/Adept Ad Mech is the next class. Because James Workshop himself told me

[north raft]

Just you wait, buckos

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

[final herald]

Inb4 it's literally just swagger

[north raft]

that'd be funny

[final herald]

I would be annoyed

To no end

But it would be funny

[north raft]

truth nuke

[final herald]

Imagine playing swagger in the swagger missions

[fast gorge]

GOLGFAG MANEATER!!!

🗣️

[final herald]

Golgwhat

[north raft]

Ayo??

[surreal ermine]

bro u cant call him that.....

[short oar]

Fucking eldar didnt make slaanesh, eldar fucking did

[final herald]

Holy shit

Thats actually

Thats his name

[north raft]

I'm about to make this nothing come into existence by fucking over the class reveal
it WONT happen

[fast gorge]

are we deadass

[final herald]

Thats his actual literal name

[lusty estuary]

they just say it too

[fast gorge]

ofc thats his name

why would i

make that up

😭

[jade stump]

why wouldnt you make more of those beautiful names up

they're amazing

[final herald]

I thought you typo'd "goldfang" super hard

[short oar]

Collective robo banging to make techpriest come true

[final herald]

But no it's

It's golgfag

[lusty estuary]

golgfag is only like top ten ogre characters

you literally cannot do better than greasus goldtooth

[north raft]

ts is having me in tears

[lusty estuary]

the strongest character in warhammer fantasy

[final herald]

Whos that one that leads the shooty guys

[fast gorge]

leadbelchers my beloved...

[north raft]

golgfag

i cant stop laughing help

[jade stump]

this is good news

non stop laughter is one hell of a way to clear your throat

[lusty estuary]

bellyslapper being both an ability and a big name for ogres is really funny to me

[short oar]

Silvergay penismuncher wouldnt have been as good

[fast gorge]

if only i was an ogre

😔

[fierce cave]

The strongest?

[jade stump]

simply become one

[fierce cave]

Saitama

[final herald]

Leadbelchers are peak

[arctic escarp]

peak

[fast gorge]

i dont eat nearly enough meat for that and i am like 5'10

[final herald]

Enormous mongolians with handheld full size cannons who just really, really like explosions

[fast gorge]

[north raft]

I'd reply with a Goku gif but it wouldn't paste as an image

"Hey! I heard these ogres are pretty strong!"

[tall grove]

Car

[lusty estuary]

greasus sweeps in most powerscaling scenarios easy

[fast gorge]

sorry but goku would get wiped by any maneater regiment

[lusty estuary]

greasus once he's out of his gnoblar throne

[fast gorge]

idgaf

[tall grove]

Greasus > Wally west

Easy

[surreal ermine]

powerscale my cool new character Instantly-Kills-Greasus-Goldtooth-Man

[elder merlin]

[lusty estuary]

bastard...

[tall grove]

Greasus negs

[lusty estuary]

greasus goldtooth has a bulletproof and anti-dying liquid coating anyways

[fast gorge]

mf invicible forcefield

[tall grove]

If the show’s called invincible…

[north raft]

Did someone say Invincible?

[tall grove]

Then why can I see it?

[lusty estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ahI_3-FnlHU?si=ezQMVDKpvF-kT64O

[arctic escarp]

gay/10

no notes

[fast gorge]

sorry but dispatch heroes clear yall SO bad

[lusty estuary]

embed failure but lore accurate greasus

[fast gorge]

[arctic escarp]

dispatch mentioned

I love toxic women

[fast gorge]

invisigal is my wife man

[tall grove]

Absolute cinema. Better than real politicians

[final herald]

"Go ahead. Strip."

Stares at you

[tall grove]

All I know about that game is that devil lady is really hot

[final herald]

All I know is charlie as a bat is peak

It actually fits

[tall grove]

Peakuinz0

[north raft]

there's a minimap mod for darktide...
that sounds awful...

[fast cosmos]

Dispatch is goated

[tall grove]

Why would you need it? The maps are pretty linear

[final herald]

Huh? Really?

[north raft]

yeah

[final herald]

I would like one for the novelty alone but how does that

Work

[fast gorge]

godmode mod

[surreal ermine]

i mean it might be useful if you could set it to only show like certain enemies

[arctic escarp]

hes the weakest va performance ngl

[surreal ermine]

effectively 360 degree trapper vision

[fast gorge]

cant say it was much of a performance really

[final herald]

To be fair he is against a cast if really fucking good voicr actors

[fast gorge]

good but

[arctic escarp]

eeeh

[fast gorge]

its just him

[tall grove]

Don’t you dare speak such blasphemy against district 8 medic #1

[north raft]

its a little circle thing to show whatever icons you want on the little minimap rather than an actual map

like specials, pings, your team, etc.

[arctic escarp]

he's competing with Alanah, Jackspeticeye, Thot Squad, Joel Haver, Yung Gravy

theyre not career actors and they still do a better job

[fast gorge]

FUCK YOU MEAN BITCH, YOU BLIND FOREVER 🗣️ 🗣️

[tall grove]

No Gianni

L

[fierce cave]

The guy who's a fish a scientist and a god all at once

(pressure abiotic factor and ultrakill)

[elder merlin]

I see

[tall grove]

And voices memes about his characters. Truly the peak of voice actors

[short oar]

GABRIEL IS AN ANGEL

A GAY ONE

[fierce cave]

I succeeded at rage bait

[tall grove]

Not gay, just radiant

[tall grove]

Trust

[fast gorge]

no, hes gay

[final herald]

Giovanni should have done better as the stalker in warframe

[tall grove]

That’s the joke

[arctic escarp]

I had a dream of us fucking - Invisigal

[fierce cave]

If I mess up is ragebait

[final herald]

They just have him growling and it sounds dogshit

[fierce cave]

If you mess up it's a problem

[north raft]

i forgor there was a third person view mod lol

[final herald]

Ye

[tall grove]

If you mess up it’s a problem, if I mess up it’s rage bait that you clearly shoulda seen coming

[final herald]

Third person needs the "true" corsshair mod

Or else its fucky

[fierce cave]

This mf gets the reference

[tacit geode]

Yung Gracy does really good

[tall grove]

Cock pics on main?!? Mods?!?!?

[final herald]

Joel haver like

Acts

Alot

Thats his schtick

[fierce cave]

I don't have a cock

[final herald]

Being an actor on youtube

[arctic escarp]

he's unknown to me before dispatch

[tall grove]

Skill issue

[final herald]

Thats kinda insane

But par for the course

He does a bunch of rotoscoped funnystuff

[fierce cave]

Moist rizica/?

[fierce cave]

Who

[tall grove]

Insane? Batman Arkham reference?!?!?

[arctic escarp]

wait hold on a sec

[fierce cave]

Crazy?!

I was crazy ont

[final herald]

Joel Haver

[arctic escarp]

I do heard his voice before on Ethereal Snake's Jesus betrayal

[tall grove]

Why am I crazy? Am I stupid?

[fierce cave]

They room locked me in

[arctic escarp]

I just dont know that its him lmaoo

[final herald]

Good

[fierce cave]

Rubber room a

Room rubber rats with

[arctic escarp]

I know him

[fierce cave]

Crazy make me rats

[final herald]

The best voice actors aeither either so distinct that they sell the character, or so good at acting that you can't place them

[arctic escarp]

I know Alanah Pearce as that game journalist

[tall grove]

Why didn’t Batman just call the justice league, is he stupid?

[final herald]

Its like fatalist and kayex having the same VA

You don't know until someone says something about it

[tall grove]

“Yeah, I’m woman” (she transitioned)

[arctic escarp]

Jack sounded a convincing Punch Up

I didnt recognize thats Jacks character

[fierce cave]

The water boy eater egg

[tall grove]

Why does sex loother hate soup? Is he stupid?

[final herald]

Jack is also in sonic prime

For whatever its worth

Lex luthor
Sex loser

[arctic escarp]

https://youtu.be/gIkBJruoxG8 Jesus Betrayal peak comedy

[fierce cave]

Sex luthor

[arctic escarp]

1A..

[final herald]

Lex Soother

[tall grove]

1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A!

[fierce cave]

https://youtu.be/KK7ApkRD0Kg?si=OtiAOyupVKMHAyZp

[arctic escarp]

44 minutes long 🥀

[tall grove]

Clicked on it, got a BO7 ad, clicked off

[arctic escarp]

skill issue..

[tall grove]

CoD is literally slop lmao

[fast cosmos]

What do we think will be the class tomorrow

[short oar]

Lex luthor, omg he is an arbites

[tall grove]

Delay

[fast cosmos]

AdMech is my bet

Nah I doubt they'd delay it twice.

[lusty estuary]

the minute hour killed it in this its insane

[fast cosmos]

That'd be crazy work even for fatshark

[lusty estuary]

more people need to know who he is and listen to all of his skits

[tall grove]

Evil and intimidating games workshop:

[fast gorge]

son

[fierce cave]

Clop

[fast cosmos]

Don't say that word ever again

[fierce cave]

Clop clop clop

[final herald]

Bro

[fast gorge]

horse??!?!

[fast cosmos]

[fierce cave]

Slippity sloppy slop

[final herald]

You know what that means

If you dont, google it

[tall grove]

What? Does it have some kinda meaning?

[fierce cave]

Underground crim network

[arctic escarp]

nazi richtofen was peak, they made him a villain jackass again

[tall grove]

I did. It just said horse trotting or whatever

[fierce cave]

@tall grove

[tall grove]

Still not narrowing it down much

[fierce cave]

Trafficking

[final herald]

Just uh

Mlp

Subcategories

[tall grove]

Oh. Child trafficking I’d assume?

[final herald]

Of the e621 kind

What

[final herald]

????

[tall grove]

Why we acting purist about pony yiff lol

[fierce cave]

Clop is a name for a underground criminal organization

[fast cosmos]

Ragebaiting