#general-chat
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im born sad
Imagine being straight š¤®
Sad and glad
Itās part of warrior culture apparently
gay to be straight?!
vikings like in my blood line deff had twink slaves
Homosexualophile sounds weird altogether
I thought you were from texas
The cool thing about skirts is no matter the gender it's based
Did they keep receipts š®
Aww muh lord
Thatās some crazy lore to get revealed from ancestry. Com
God save his soul
yeah, me
Louisiana brand tea
Scottish (I think?) Kilts are pretty rad.
every civ had them
Celtic in general but aye, very fashionable and rad
Why is chat always about femboys? It seems pretty far from W40K
just those weird 4chan chan fucks deny it
every major civilization
Another day another delay
There was one delay
Blowing up fat shark with my mind
You wish š
Iām sure there was a single civilization that didnāt start out with it
Fear not, the class reveal will be SOON ā¢ļø
How many times have they delayed updates since dark tides inception
Ah the misinformation spreading has begun
Can't be a Darktide community without it š
If only if only this shark was boney
Although every single civ developing it over time as a thanos like inevitability is believable
C'mon brother, this company ain't perfect, I'm not, you're not
I've been here a few months only. But they aren't a daily thing
rome, greece, scandinavia, east Europe, Celts, Natives, South american natives
Nah I'm perfect, mom told me so 
ā¢online service game
Need we say more?
Your mom sounds like a wine mom
When when when when
When
When game
She drinks Rum
Ancient Rome and Greece are like the Mario brothers of having twinks tho
Classy
Ok, gānight all, itās almost 1:00 here lmao. 
my body is ready for the full skitariisexual experience
This is why we're getting ganger
Is your name democracy and your pfp the Statue of Liberty dawg
I feel like Iām having a fever dream rn
Thatās a cool pfp ngl
Kilts, berrets, and leather bombers
The current unisex dress
We lost hard in the space race
highlander from FH
....
Didn't Japan have a problem where people were trying to fuck the women actress, so they replaced them with men... And then people wanted to fuck the men?
I mean it opened a new job industry up
Historically accurate unisex dress*
They like the idea of fucking
Gave the twinks their own job
Don't
There can be only one
Me when I fuck
and whats that hm?
They protected women actresses by giving their jobs to twinks
It only took them a Fatman and a Big Boy to stop Gooning
We should make sex illegal
But then the women actresses had no work
but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Mandated Jelking curfew
Whut
They put the pantis in the virginia
Like you have to do it ? Or like you have to stop?

no seggz = no people
no people = no problems
no problems = problems solved
panties?
Iām scared and confused
Good
Ancient twink Capital: Greece and Rome
Medieval twink capital: Feudal Japan
What is the modern twink capital? The Scandinavians or Thailand?
Right nuke everything got it
Thatās wholesome
cris
Poland
get on
Are you ultron?
Number one twink generator on planet earth
Because thatās how ultron thinks lol
Hmmmm
Scandinavies might be gay, but they're no twink
Robots donāt want you to bust
im right here
Average height is 1m80
Finland is twinks
Twinkland
It's all Twinks
Canāt have them all in once place
Yuh huh
I'm friends with a twink
I donāt think I am ?
Atleast not in person
Iām sure online
I mean mathematically itās a certainty
When we talk twink, we meant build right?
I was. Maaaaaaade in tha USA
Maaaaaaaade in the USA
ā¦crazy way of saying your parents screwed and popped you out there but. Ye
All I know are bears š
Because twink doesn't mean orientation of any kind
twink build is just the mecha pilot build
I am friends with one in person
Letās be real
Yes, slender, gay.
My cousin is a twink
I know a real twink
Twink means gay as well?
Twink. Highly effeminate. Can still be straight
Twink is skinny gays
Not likely
Interesting
I know a twink that isn't twink shaped
Twink technically is a gay archetype but I think the meaning has progressed beyond that imo
It is a gay term. Like bear, otter, uh... Hunk
Not my usually go to subject
Why you do otters like that
I didnāt invent it
So twink is just a skinny, probably effeminate dude
I also feel bad for otters
Who might be gay but could also be not gay
They hold hands and eat on their bellies
Also why is chat talking about twinks so much
Yeah i heard it's about a skinny dude
Just like me fr
Who u holding hands with huh
Now Femboys
Nah nah skinny is just skinny
I peek in chat for like 1 minute before bed and all I see is "twink this" "twink that"
Femboys are gay af
No, femboys can be straight
Fem boys are gayer then twinks
The public view on lgbt has gotten extremely broad, and every kind of relationship has cropped up and somehow fallen in.
You're going out of your way to doll up, super gay
aint no way femboys are straight lookin like that
Women who make sure I donāt get pickles on my hamburger

Because, boys will be boys 
I don't think femboys are inherently gay
So you're telling me
A guy dressing as a girl, acting like a girl, has 'fem' in their designation
Just because your skinny doesnāt make you a femboy or a twink
Isn't gay?
Femboys can be straight
Licht have you heard the term ātomboyā
Femboy literally means: "Feminine Boy"
Well yes
its tomorrow chat
It's the opposite of Tomboy, which is a boyish girl, doesn't mean they're all lesbians
It's idiotic to think that femboys are all gay
Tomboys burp and fart
Gay is about your sexual attraction, it has nothing to do with your identity or how you portray yourself
Hold on a sec. Chase got a point
Itās the implication
:3
They are essentially gender equivalent
Thank you, no one seems to get it tho
Almost all twinks are femboys, not all femboys are twinks not really
It makes sense, itās the assumption associated with it tho
Did not exist back then, so i couldn't make the link
You right tho
They do share a large amount of population, that they do. But, yeah
Gay male**
Untrue. I've seen plenty of none-femboy twinks, including the one I know personally irl
I donāt wanna be called a twink and Iām skinny
Is there one for young skinny women
Just call them lanky atp
Just bought dark tide on the PS5 after a brief hiatus and holy FUCK, does it feel so GOOD
I like them built like bigmacs
New gen and their lingo
Goonerfied to "twink"
Real
A lot of people around here like the big mac build
Well thats the defintion. and little body hair I guess.
Twink is gay slang for a man who is usually in his late teens to twenties whose traits may include a slim to average physique, a youthful appearance, and little or no body hair.[5][6][7]
67
What does this mean
It's always bothered me for terms like "femboy" meaning feminine gay man. When femboy truly doesn't equal any kind of sexuality
like Tomboy doesn't mean lesbian
67
femboy doesn't mean gay
Yeah but what does that mean
Being a 6ā skeleton sucks.
I said they were the gender equivalent earlier ye
Wait you got a point
Bitch
Huh
Tom boys are just masc gals
Get Hadron'd
it's funny because 67. It's no deeper than that. Or the old SpongeBob joke of 24 being funny.
Twas that lmao

Idk tho tom boys seems more casual of a term
Six one
Twenny wan
U stopid
Six seven (or 67 or 6 7, etc.) is a nonsensical expression used especially by teens and tweens that is connected to a rap song and also to a 6ā 7ā tall basketball player. From websters dictionary https://www.merriam-webster.com/slang/six-seven
Gen Z "21"
It means nothing.
The fuck is Tweens
Its cause femboys got fetishized i think
What the fuck is a Tween
Yeah what the fuck is a tween
Yeah like most of my friends are tomboys lmao
Imma blow your mind
The 6 7 crowd is also gen z
For some, tomboy is any woman who wears her hair short.
Dresses more masc sometimes
tween
/twÄn/
noun
plural noun: tweens
short for tweenager.
Isnt it girls that just act boyish
Twilight teen
They. Arent teens anymore
What the fuck is a Tweenager
a preteen or a young teenager. on google.
twilight teen? ftw
21 is millenial humor... That's what I'm reffering to
Unc
I remember when wearing pants a lot and work shirts made you a tomboy
god danm young'uns and their bs
Oh no here we go šæ
Like normal ass shit
piece of fking shit memory leak my ass 40 min game to get crash at the very end
21 is not millenial humor
In no small part because gay men are seen as more taboo by more people than gayness in women. Not saying that makes any of the discrimination right.
Ok Unc
Your 20?
You an auntie now
Iām older than you?
Yes
Fucking what?
I hate to break it to you, gen z is appraching 30s rapidly and also in middle school
Precisely
Respect your elders
Okay gramps, time to go to the nursing home
Yes
Its the missus part
Much nature
I mean we got people that are like over 30 accting all goofy
Need new class reveal
If you were born in the 90s:
š¦
brah
It wont be that far off
Ouch
I donāt fucking know
I'm a bit surprised
Nah, am baby
Do you not know things?
But yeah. Apparently gen z is 13-28 rn
So both number memes. Are genz
Was I wrong ?
I wouldn't say I'm the most knowledgable but eh.
Shh, you got seniority over Missus Chris, dont ruin it
I can name some useless information I think
You right

Time to watch Pluribus..
Iām a Expert at Godzilla
You dropped some Homestuck reference a couple days ago and it gave me whiplash
Old ah
What am I an expert in...idk I'll think of something
This is unc server only
Did I...
lol
No newgens
You did 
All uncs unite to form voltron with our old asses
Eyo?
Homestuck ages like Pepsi
DAAAAAMN UNC, you are an old mf š
I canāt believe PokĆ©mon ended
We have a lil General-Bookclub going on
I'M NOT OLD HOMESTUCK IS READ BY YOUNG PEOPLE ALL THE TIME!!!
Poor guts from berserk
Ash is 40 (prolly)
I need to finish blood meridian
The book of the month is World war Z
Homestuck isn't even a book its hardly literature its a dumb webcomic
Ash is built different
Wwz was such a fun game
Suuuuuure.
Swing back
The one with the bike guy?
Definitely underrated, pvp was so good in that game too
Isn't that thing PS5 exclusive
I really enjoyed watching it. Didnt the theaters get access to a sequel yoo?
That's dead stranding
The audacity of ash to try to punch mewtwo in the face
It's mainstream you bloke 
I enjoyed kill La kill
WWZ was the horde defense game
now
Days Gone.
Oh okay
I thought it was really mid
It was
Homestuck was low-key neich now now vizieslop has her paws on it...
The body physic was nice back then though
Cursed, wth is that
Yo imagine modding coach from left for dead two as the ogryn in darktide ?
The judge but dog
Perv
I like the big tall guy
Heās so fucking tall
Like he has to duck to fit in rooms
Helicopter made of chocolate
Wwz was so good. That SM2 borrowed some mechanics
Actually. No. Reused. They had the same guys
iirc it was the mobs climbing walls
Cowboy bebop is cool but I feel like Iām basic for saying that
Listen, it's okay to like nieche and obscure stuff
I mean it's a staple
Anyone watch primal ?
Yes
see you guys tmr when the space marine class release
Why was it kinda hype watching Charles Darwin throw hands ?
Or who ever tf it was
In that one primal episode
Good show
I wish they'd reboot super jail.
Ultra marine
Nothing wrong with having that takez it's just very common
Pretty sure it was some random ass dude
Super jail was peak
Creep > creep
First stuff I watched was inuyasha and cowboy bebop on toonami
Charcoal dad
toonami holy hell
I don't like Dragon Ball Z, which in Latin America means a death sentence
cartoon network
Dog I miss aqua teen hunger force
Carl is like the goat
zoontoons...
Spaxe ghost coast to coast
What was that god awful heavy metal show
Interrogator Rannick they are talking about anime in gen chat 
METALOKALPYZS
Metaloycalpyse
Nathan explosion
Murder face my beloved
Murmaider is cool tho
Murder mermaids come on man
My man, that stuff was peak.
The show that pleases both middle aged fathers and goth girls
Literally the only episode I remember seeing of that show as a kid
Was the one where they were⦠upside down⦠attempting to⦠do some self care
The intro song was also on skate 3 so it's just goated all around
Someone needs the Emperor's mercy?
Reaches for Arbitrator Shock Maul
Always glad to grant mercy to those in need.

Yk whats gonna be funny
Ganger having access to plasma gun
It'll be peak
I hope it brings power gloves
Punching stuff to death would be cool too.
jae
Moar pipe guns
Better be a sniper
fair
I prefer Pasqal
pipe plasma
why hoe
I hope they expand more on the Aeldari bit
The lore is thickening
I see Atoma turning into a soup pot like Necromunda
everyone wants a piece of dat moeb
Shurikan pistol
Aldari would also make a really funny class
t a l l
Iām back
I have returned more powerful than you could ever imagine
I have peanut butter cookies
I ated them all
And what the fuck is a Alf dari
I was curios at class specials ganger would get
Then remembered the classic. A bat
I have a literal bag of cookies rn
The thwack
Iām like some creature in a fable
Bc
Do you wanna still shoot things with me twink
banshee ladies
So regular ladies
hang on
Banshee would be sick ngl
What is a banshee lady I was making a funny
Hawt
Avenger would be nice as well
yeah, psychic scream, for psychological warfare while they dissect you
Itās rattling
What the fuck do you mean dissect
Only two banshees come to mind
Ghost skele ladies
And the purple flying thing from halo
My jimmies are so rustled they have unascended
they scream sweet nothings into your mind while stab you like a londoner
I donāt wanna get screamed in my brain while they stab my shit
Welcome to heaven, leave the jimmies and badonks at the door
Saint peter collecting peters
I donāt want my shit sliced while Iām getting yelled at that I never listen to her when Iām literally currently listening to her complain I donāt listen to her
Okay rattling would be the worst addition to darktide
I just googled it and yeah jonthanks
Rattling vendor tho?
You think youll survive the brain blast long enough to get shanked?
Howling Banshee, the Aeldari unit type consist of only female
jimmy neutron ass GOTTA BLAST type death
youd probably want the scream to stop more than getting stabbed
All I can think of is jimmy neutron brain blasting now
Red heads, hawt
Iād take a psyker over the crazy ass screaming lady your describing
Fuck all that general direction
Just fuck it
Make a u turn
Flip it off
Take the next exit
Cease
https://40k.gallery/howling-banshees-cosplay/
They had THE best 40k cosplay ever made too
Or at least, imo
Ogryn height eldar is really funny to me now
I like seeing the space marine armors made of Hispanic beer brand boxes
Idk⦠the predator mask feels like a turn offā¦
Modelo space marine makes me happy
Yeah an Eldar would have similar height to an Ogryn
2.5 metres ish
Then shouldnt they be easier to shoot in the head during trench warfare?
They need bigger trenches
tall and slender
They move fast
I feel like your describing me
2-3 times faster than a normal human
dont choke yourself or might be mistaken for an aeldari
Just double checked, average from 1.7 - 2 metres. Space marines are still taller
Wait they donāt have noses tho right
Also Iām not THAT tall
Thatās insane why are they so fucking tall
Long neck ass mfs
Damn, i'm tall as an Elf
That's Tau you're describing
maybe as tall as a baby space marine
Not Aeldari
knife-ears
What?
Space elves
Space elves
Space elfās
I thought that was fantasy only
We got space orks and space dwarves, and also space elves heh
What the fuck do you mean space elfs
space human
Unfortunately the only space dwarves we got is bootleg drg
Space mummies
So their bad guys?
no we are
Everybody is a kind of bad guy, depends on the writer I guess
The store clerk said so
In the grimdark future of the 41st millennium
There are no good guys
Like ogryns are allies
Ehhhhhh depends
yeah they are baddies according to the human book
Like are space elfs just weird abhumans?
They're in a "The enemy of my enemy is my temporary ally" relationship with the Imperium
Like how ogryns are abhumans?
banshee ladies are the real baddies
Oh so different genetics ?
They're fucking Alien
So alien elfs
Yes
Thatās some shit
The whag
Imagine the thigh game
xenos but few times mankind has allied with them mainly the inquisition
"Frogs, i heard it was frogs"
Blame the frogs. It's always frogs.
The Guard as well, on several occassions
The chemicals in the water turned the frogs
Lads
Would pizza exist in WH40K
So thereās just tall alien elf aliens in space
nekron poisoned the frog water so they become gay and become extinct
There are two types of eldar
the dark eldar, whos existence is being so depraved that they hope serving slaanesh at least keeps them from getting eaten right then
And The craftworld eldar, which have survived by either hiding and/or being war like in nature. They are VERY suspicious
And the race entire is haughty af bc they were the most recent long lived civ
Pizza would probably still exist in one form or another, in high society. But named differently, I reckon
Rouge traders can ally with xenos too
Day and a half!!!!
Corpse starch pizza hmmmmmmmmm
I see
Actually, who knows. Maybe?
So knife ears arenāt heretical ?
is there a mod that changes the way windowed screen looks like so the white bar at the top doesnt show?
Now with 30% more rat and synth cheese stuffed crust
Iām not trying to get shot by a commisar
No hables espaniol
Honestly, it sounds like a treat for the suckers down in the lower hive, ngl.
I remember it coming up that corpse starch from nobles woukd probably be all seasoned and spiced from their diet
I bet ogryns would like pizza
Oh yeah, definitely. But they will eat just about anything, soooo
All xenos are heretical
Only bc big e got tired of the constant politics and xenos centric government overturning
Big e isnt around now so. Magnified to total xenophobia
Ogryn sized pizza
skitarii whennnnn???
tomorrow
Yāall really want skitarii lol

If Rowboat Gorillaman take over, Xeno policies might change
Just need to take care of the pesky Lords of Terra first
Alien bad is simple enough to understand
They left btw
aliens, heretics, mutants, all bad. be normal (you'd still might die)
You might even be turned into a servitor...or corpse starch
In the grim dark future, there is only racism. So yeah, probably best shout insults at whoever look different, just in case. So the local commisar don't look at you funny!
<@&735928989146939404> can we execute this guy for spamming 
Or tell to go lfg
I gave him the link to the Esp community and he just ignored.
I mean. Every faction is tryna kill every other faction
Its less about racism and more about survival
The humans got humanized tho so. We got to see all the worst elements you can imagine from that
Oh I know, I was just saying a goof.
Racism squared
With how much racism itās probably up to cubed though
The cube of racism compels ye
its big delay day tomorrow
Is the racism cube just Ogrynās rock?
Nah. The box
Box o roks
There's a lotta hatred inside the Ogrynheimer
Ah yes, I can't wait for our new class. The honest and humble farmer! You'll have a rusted down pitchfork, and an arsenal of dried up crops to toss at the heretics.
New class is optimus prime
Or perhaps Janitor, the hive of Tetrium is definitely in desperate need of a fresh cleaning!
Ah, but that would upset the Decepticon fans
Septic diving as a servitor
Hrmmm.. We will need some sewer-swimming mission for that class, oh yes
farmer class farming heretics
How dare you speak such ill of our old, rusted down grandpa?
Dorn broke a sword over his knee and threw it away bc big e fell
The gall. The audacity. That a basic bitch marine reforges it.
And girlyman gaslit the guy wielding it to join his chapter to the indom crusade
wat 
ironically these are all the typical qualities of a playbook little pre servitor diddler
I want to play a farmer in dark tide now
Give me a pitch fork
-# ive given up asking for dueling glaive
Gasp
its okay i was fooled too, the more i played RTX 590 rolling steel op , the more i heard it in his voice
connect the dots man
release kayex files
RTX 5090
Well, I'll leave this investigation to the professionals, I am to lazy waiting for content, heh
The leaks are out. Rannik blew Brunt

Dang, you investigators sure are hard at work. I am learning all kinds of concerning facts today!
people deserve the truth
But.. What if said people don't want the truth?
Actually, just when I said that. I had a strange feeling I got a laspistol pointed to my head, so I am taking that back.. Heh.
Everyone thought he was doing weird things to the servitors, now we are waiting on confirmation of this new source of information
Well.. Between you and me, I think Rogue Trader Brahms is in cahoots with Tzeentch
the only thing she is in cahoots with is deez nutz
Dusty af nglā¦
Emotional damage.
Let the wooden sandals fly
Bolter loves you. ā„
Bolter I didnāt know you felt this way
That's why Bolter makes enemy perish.
Boop.
i always bolter
The bolter is bigger than my head I love it
bolter and bolt pistola re great, but i recently rediscovered the shenaningins that is recon lasgun with shock trooper so thats one hell of a thing to stop using
Boltering my gun
get boltered hertic
who up bolting they gun
Recon lasgun and just melting a boss with sustained fire is fun
Who wants to bolt with me
Itās bolting time
hitting a random direction with the unmatched power of the sun for a bit doesnt get old
Bolt Tide
lads we better hype up even harder to ensure class reveal gets the hype it needs, if we fuck up the threshold and they delay for another week im grabbing a chainsaw to gw myself

We just discussed that my chainsword says fuck this on the sharp end
Fear the weapon, and the hand that wields it
And it has teeth painted in it so itās extra sharp
bolter, big chunky piece of metal that shoot little boom booms inside targets
I need a good bolter skin
deadshot shocktrooper my beloved
are their any cool Bolter skins?
Uhh, I think there was one
I have the cadias teeth skin for Chainsword
I dont use the skins much tho
Ayyy amigo
The two best for me personally are the mastery skin and the black one.
me habla espanyol
Go look in a spanish server

It's getting old
You deserve skin
Human skin?
107 more krak kills and 73 with weapons specialist and ive finished all the guardsman penances.
Doesnāt fit my outfit color scheme
Good taste man. I do wish the gold was either black or silver, though.

Infantry las rework when
I just want my lasgun rifles on my vet that isnt recon or lastol
Oh yeah, dont like how you gotta hold lmb to shoot with it tho, plus I kinda suck at aiming
can a kantrael do work in h40
That one mod that charges it for you helps I gues
Naaah
Kantrael can technically do H40
You'll get shit on by your team
But it's a lot of work
Its dog water
fair enough
Itās like being the guy in a mech anime that is too slow to see the gundams moving
poxwalkers standing back up after a single shot from kantrael
Praying that the next update also just fixes other wapons š
how about hellbore
yall tried that in H40 yet?
When your Zaku is too slow and your human reflexes too weak to keep up with the main character enemy and you realize you never had a chance
its good
Just close your eyes and accept fate
It's very good
Takes a lot of accuracy out of you imo but if you can nail every shot it slaps
With the correct build*
is that assuming you hit headshots all the time
If your consistent it will be consistent
Really wish Kantrael slapped again. Made the mistake of running it alongside Power Sword.
I've had funner games
laspistol is the other headshot machine
There was a build using the other Helbore using Armourbane if you wanna just shred armor for your team
makes sense then why i dont see vets in Havoc using it 
Recon and Helbore are the only 2 las that can serve H40 for now
Gotta ask it in vet channel cuz i cant remember



i cba to verify or do any sort of quality check but mister e uploaded about it lol
The new class thing really has been good algorithm slop
I like helping low level havocs out
I keep seeing Mr.E this and that but idk who that is 
Itās not stressful
aint no way its going to be skitarii
FS would need to make those shiny weapons they have
cute randoms in havoc
Surprised low havocs arent more a thing
Giggity
Its always just H40's
The images he referenced in the video were modded. He is being misinformed.
Another day another delay, oops the Kroot ate the trailer again.
Darktide sponsored content creator. Makes good guides.
Atm tho he is farming clicks
You study others gameplay lol
i treat everything i see as fact unless it contradicts me
anyone got the estimate ETA for reveal?
checking if im awake
tomorrow 5pm my time
I see. You do you then, friend.
32 ish hours from now?

I'm the queen of England

Should be the timer in the main menue I think
they using sweden time ye?
BUt I think on low energy so
contradict deez
Exactly
well damn


I think it comes later in the theory crafting chat, I will look.
I think aest is me
is the WH tournament still going?
does EST even exist really? mass hysteria i think.
Does aest mean American est
just add IN to CEST time to find yours
As someone that lives on est, I agree we don't exist
nice shot
They said it was Australian time in theorycrafting.
Two people should join my havoc
i need one where its a arbiter dog jumping at the camera like foxy
Oh pwincess
tab out for 2 whole seconds
you gotta have the game on borderless
Not as clingy as grandpas love
I just wanna put on another video essay to keep my higher brain distracted so it doesnt make me want to set myself on fire
OH BET???
I already thought I did but I dont remember setting it
I should 100% check
otherwise it sharts itself
You bet oomfie
I just have windowed, no borderless
Sharts for the love of the game
mine doesnt, i gotta disable dlss once every week to get into the game before re-enabling it otherwise it crashes at launch
Atp I'm pretty sure I paid for a crash sim not a tides game
You didn't perform the litany of function and therefore made the machine spirit unhappy
Mfw I forget to say kind words to my Xbox so it just fucking kills itself
you gotta buy the sacred incense dlc pack to praise the machine spirit before launching
Praise be to da Omnissiah
i shit yall not
Whoās currently alive?
PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE
MTN DEW IS GOOD FOR ME AND YOU
šµ
i actually learned a bunch of the litany of repair chants and that shit works
Pretty sure I'm still alive
With how shit OS's are going. Im starting to believe we need this shit
Excellent! being alive means you can serve the Emperor!
On the rashuns, still going

Iām alive
dead
Well...the soul part is kinda permagone for them so....dead
They are considered not dead enough
FIlthy xenos
"I formally died a decade ago, therefore fuck yourself"
They must be deaderer
Felinid
Necrons get mad they have no skin
Pillar men
what do you call it when you donāt die, but you get lost in the warp so you end up a few centuries in the future?
I get pretty pissy when I lose mine too tbh
A tall woman
Time travel?
Corvus Corax
Sergeant Morrow
Iām a Time Traveller?
Lovely hahaha
Youāre not You when your flayed
Sleep is just warp travel tbh
Have a medicae
Hence why I don't sleep, can't catch me being a filthy heretic
Cause you see all your demons?
Mayhaps 
what nugget of wisdom do you bring
New Necron lore suggest the average skellies have no consciousness, only the highborns
Some are dicks, some aren't as much
did anyone check the games code to make sure there isnt just a line of code that says "boolean isOne = (new java.util.Random().nextInt(20) + 1) == 1;" and then shut the game at 1
Did you do it for the god emperor?
None at the moment, just continue serving the Emperor, the fruits of your faith will bring about fortune snd triumph.
@somber stream bring me some Flan if you can
Whuh
piss for the piss god
Later folks
Later folk
flan, itās a dessert

later
also known as CrĆØme Caramel
Havoc always feels so icky for me unless I'm in a premade with friends, I'll still do it but having to wear my portrait and trophy thingy/title always makes me feel like a thot plastered in designer jewlery
I know flan
But if I run reject/default portrait I just get spam declined
But why so sudden
I just want some š
Also if I dont bring my absolute SSS game I feel like those are 3 people in an already closed off gamemode that will despise me
And avoid me in the future

am I not allowed to have a sweet tooth?
Nah, i actually know how to make those
i rock nothing, no frame, no title, no charm, all i need is belief in the emperors glory and this fire shooting wizard wand i found
Most necrons dont realize they lost their souls
The long af sleep did nothing to help them adjust to wth happened
My man
š¤
Most necrons are basically drones
I used to do it for the meme but now I genuinely think it looks tacky if I use anything else unless it matches my outfit
I love Trazyn
It is a PROVEN fact that running default frame with the reject title will instantly make you 1000x better at the game
I take that back
Most necrons dont have a functioning conscious
The ones that do, its rarer they know their entire species is soulless
Trazyn loves you. :3
Trazyn, self proclaimed guardian of humanity
If he love me so much, how come i'm not in his museum yet huh?
Only one I kinda like is that grenade one from the event a couple months back, the little fire gradient is pretty
They dont even hang from good places on the weapons
I run the frame and charm from mortis trials cuz I like the funny blue thing and I still use my reject title
Takes time to get here. :3
Oh, you mean those
I run those, but I just run 
Because its been a personal symbol to me for the longest time, I literally have a tat of it
So it was
SO FUCKINF UNNY
To see it as a fuckin weapon chain thingy
I use a playtester frame, which is one of the mechanicus themed ones
But nobody recognises it or asks questions about it anymore because it looks very similar to the new mortis frame
Is this a flex
The more red wax and paper I can plaster to my body/weapons the better
Also is that a fucking teaser
whats that one look like
I'm fiending for the dev frame, that shit is so sick. Unfortunately the odds of me actually working at Fatshark are pretty low so alas
MECHANICUS THEMED?
could u put in darktide pics
u dont have to if u dont want to
i could google it in 2 seconds
im just
vfery lazy

that was ages ago
I can put it in here because i have privs 

Oh he cool like that
splendid
thats quitters attitude, get to learning them litany of coding chants
Nah, Admech tomorrow confirmed
Thats a nice frame
one of the 100 ones
perfectly placed on ogryn back
These frames have been in the files since day 1 and one of them is used as a playtester reward so it doesn't mean anything.
Crazy take, I can't stand investigations, I fucking hate using that little scanner
Auspex drill?
I feel like my team never scans so I get to do it all myself
but that must mean the admech class been on work since game launch right? 





