general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Slaneshi sweat flavor gamer water

[little marten]

Taste of lust with hints of depravity

[gloomy tartan]

Heretical as all hell lol

I think ima stop playing darktide for the night on a win havoc 20 is fine for one night

It gets alot harder if I keep going lol

[twin dirge]

Heavy stubber on vet when

[twin flower]

Hotshot lasguns

[fast gorge]

melta for zealot

[twin dirge]

Multi-melta on ogryns when?

Id actually play it then ngl

[twin flower]

the smell of disintigrated heretics in the morning

[eternal sail]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4Q9PDA3c2UKY8vml1Bl8fR?si=_hjqXI_tR9Gf3YhZE7lqFw
@teal dagger

[ashen flare]

Mad thanks, but I think you tagged the wrong guy lol

[eternal sail]

Oh hahahah!

[short oar]

good morning everyone

i was about to say something other than everyone but that might have gotten me banned

[ashen flare]

Calling us all heretics probably won't get you banned lol

[short oar]

but adding ggas after tide...

[eternal sail]

Good morning

[inland mantle]

Well it is a 40k server at the end of the day...

[eternal sail]

Anyone else hope they expand the ship interior and add activities like gambling

With dockets

[short oar]

why gambling bruh

[inland mantle]

Give me something to do with the 25m I'm sitting on

[eternal sail]

Idk just be ing currency

We’re warrior slaves anyhow and crimnals tell me there is no gambling

[tidal gyro]

i love helbore lasgun many amount

[vivid sequoia]

I've found it

[vivid sequoia]

Bayanenet.

[tidal gyro]

what is this meaning?

[vivid sequoia]

Typo :3

[eternal sail]

I banged an et to this song https://open.spotify.com/track/1UZgvaFANZEMreNPbwWZZ6?si=twinCGhVS-yztpOgROkWAg

[tidal gyro]

i am not understanding i am sorry

[wispy wadi]

Hellbore good because stabby stabby bit

I think

[elder merlin]

They meant to say "bayonet" originally

But it was a typo

Which is when you mess up a word

The ":3" is just a face

[eternal sail]

I’ll be in discord if u wanna chat

[feral vessel]

bayonet fan!!

yes i love the pokey stick sharp

it feels satisfactory to use

[vivid sequoia]

YES!

[wispy wadi]

I wish the Bayonnet wasn't so ass to use on controller, no way am I spamming Stick presses

[feral vessel]

question bout penance:
can untouchable be done on any difficulty

[wispy wadi]

surely when the kroot comes with its own melee/gun it will be like the ogryns gauntlet

[tidal gyro]

i am not know what is bayonet is i am sorry

i do google search now

is the knife

is cool

[somber stream]

It's a knife you put on the tip of the gun

So you can stab things, like a spear

[tidal gyro]

is the special attack

is good?

[somber stream]

Good

[feral vessel]

special attack good but not particularly useful in many situations

it CAN melt through armour surprisingly well

[tidal gyro]

that is good

thank you

[eternal sail]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5wsNzmnGHnOy2vYTLyremM?si=c54gD3bDRpm3rswiQS_IuA&pi=dPCTDbRiQBOWd anyone wanna party with the gods get buzzed then meditate to these songs

If u feel presences in the room it’s probably dimensionals who’ll belly dance in front of u but u got to be in a state of buzzed and meditative state

[grizzled hornet]

holy fucking shit i remember why i stopped playing havoc

what a mess

[tidal gyro]

i want cool shirt i have find but is many amount expensive

is 335000 coin

i wish that is penance thing

[eternal sail]

And u need to say gods welcome to my home and say a prayer to keep out party crashers lol

[tropic halo]

I need to do a maelstrom mission but it says I gotta do the battle for Tertium XVII first

Where can I find that?

[somber stream]

oh lol

Mission board, campaign

Do all of them

Morning Mallow

[fair bridge]

i bought a membership to PBS for like $5 and i can watch all the fucking ken burns documentaries including his new one coming out next week

this is peak

[little marten]

Good morning brother

[tawny gorge]

keep grinding

[somber stream]

Bröther

[tawny gorge]

may i have some oats

[eternal sail]

Anyone partying with gods?

[somber stream]

xD

[eternal sail]

Ull feel there presence and aurora of feelings and emotions

Or I do anyway

[somber stream]

Are you under influence

[eternal sail]

It’s how Viking contact gods/spirits

By drinking spirits lol

Getting buzzed not drunk

[somber stream]

I don't think Odin hang around these part

[eternal sail]

Can if u invite him

[somber stream]

Especially not in a Warhammer: Darktide server

[eternal sail]

lol

[somber stream]

Drink some water

[little marten]

Sunny side up or over easy?

[eternal sail]

Over easy love dipping bread into my eggs

[somber stream]

Sunny, always

[pseudo terrace]

spent half the night putting a chevy LS v8 inside an 01’ tacoma

she’s gonna purr baby

[eternal sail]

Heck yea

Wish I had toys like that

[pseudo terrace]

i have a very funky collection of cars lmao

[eternal sail]

We’ll I’d assume that bensons ur name is Honda lol

[pseudo terrace]

[fair bridge]

i fucked it

😔

i need a new keyboard

[tawny gorge]

you fucked your keyboard?

[eternal sail]

Alright alright I am

But from an ox horn

Bull*

[fair bridge]

grox

[eternal sail]

Ha

[spiral creek]

I finally got my fucking internet to work with my new PC

[eternal sail]

Congratulations

[spiral creek]

All I had to do was disable my bloody fire walls

[tawny gorge]

lmfaoooooo

[spiral creek]

Yeah

[fair bridge]

that will work very well

[spiral creek]

The adapter it came with sucks ass

I ordered a lan adapter and a stupid cable for tomorrow

[fair bridge]

make sure you forget to reactivate your firewall

[spiral creek]

Holy shit I’m about to have an aneurism

[spiral creek]

I’m not playing anything multiplayer

[elder merlin]

[spiral creek]

My fucking connection is so bad I don’t think even hackers would wanna touch my shit

[spiral creek]

my adapter came with A FUCKING DISC

ITS 2026 WTFFFF

2025 now I can’t count let’s go

Gonna go stick my head in my PC’s cooling fans to put me out of my fucking misery

[ashen flare]

Don't do that, man, it'll just leave a bruise and you'll feel worse

[tidal gyro]

i love surgical blessing

is amazing and good

[eternal sail]

https://open.spotify.com/track/55HIlhwCFDlQlWyRCj5a2V?si=9ZwGCrfLTb2TYZeXpndRxA
anytime I hear this song I yell arwoooo

Any one watch fallout series?i wish they’d add Eddie hall as a super mutant

[analog imp]

New PC gang over here

[eternal sail]

Idc who u r if that song don’t light an fire under ur ass nothing will

[spiral creek]

I suck so bad at m&k

It’s feels so fucking wrong

[eternal sail]

I Need Feedback!!!!

Who went in a gym spree or jog spree or just started yelling like a dog

[fathom fulcrum]

Greetings, biological entities. Praise be to the Omnissiah.

[eternal sail]

Good morning

[eternal sail]

U listen to that song

I can guarantee ull do something it’s an extreme motivator and puts me in a barbarism rage

[fathom fulcrum]

Elaborate the parameters of your verbal articulation. Provide further data.

[tropic halo]

No one told me wolfer was a traitorous captain

Fuck that guy

[spiral creek]

miku

fug yoi

bidh

[eternal sail]

Gives u a rage and motivation to do something other then nothing an extreme motivator

[fathom fulcrum]

Affirmative. Logic matrices align within acceptable parameters.

[spiral creek]

You ever just wanna hurt someone ?

not anyone in particular

its a lot isnt it?

[eternal sail]

No I’m completely defensive

[spiral creek]

pussy sjit fr

spellling mistake lets gooooooo

wooooooo

[eternal sail]

And fight only to defend myself I’m probably the deadliest warrior on the planet and have to fight defensively only

[spiral creek]

fuck you shit

[fathom fulcrum]

My actions are dictated solely by the Omnissiah's directives: any infliction of pain is but an extension of His sacred will.

[spiral creek]

get you fuck heretic

[eternal sail]

Not only am I deadliest person in the planet probably the most spiritual too

So as Christ reincarnate would want me to say god bless u and I forgive u

Who I follow beyond death

[spiral creek]

im catholic god thinks your a bitch

he told me himself

[fathom fulcrum]

You're*

[spiral creek]

he said you were cringe

[tropic halo]

You’re Scottish bitch

[spiral creek]

new to MnK fuck you

[tropic halo]

L

[spiral creek]

you sound like you swallowed a zip tie when you were 3 stfu

[tropic halo]

Your national animal is a unicorn lol

[spiral creek]

do you know why that is ?

[tropic halo]

🦄

[tropic halo]

Because you like unicorns?

[fathom fulcrum]

Get a room both of you

[spiral creek]

the natural predator to lions is unicorns

[tropic halo]

Wanna join in?

[fathom fulcrum]

maybe

[spiral creek]

we did it to annoy the english

[tropic halo]

What…..

[fathom fulcrum]

sounds kinda fun

[spiral creek]

their national animal is the lion

[eternal sail]

Quit fighting both of u ridiculous acting like 3 yr olds

[tropic halo]

Yeah two8 has gotten influenced by tzeech

[fathom fulcrum]

spitting facts my brother

[tropic halo]

Actually I’m 5

🤓

[fathom fulcrum]

This is a darktide server ffs, let's not be so toxic

[spiral creek]

its called banter

[tropic halo]

Its called constructive criticism

[spiral creek]

this isnt toxicity

[fathom fulcrum]

mate... you sound so toxic

you got to see the stuff you say

[cold quiver]

guys whats the purpose of melk anymore

[tropic halo]

Tastes good

[cold quiver]

i cant remember the last time i cared about weekly contracts

[fathom fulcrum]

I think some people just get free stuff to sacrifice it to the stuff they need

That's what I use it for at least

[cold quiver]

but like

[spiral creek]

I think I'm in the middle of getting carpel tunnel

[cold quiver]

can't fatshark rework Melk to give unique weapons or something?

[fathom fulcrum]

you do have a point

I feel like Melks weekly thing does need some work

[dry badger]

Don't lock stuff behind Melk, i'm fine with having to do extra grind to get top gear stuff but I can't bother with the contracts

[cold quiver]

just give us a reason to do the contracts

[fathom fulcrum]

Maybe he could give aquillas instead?

I feel like that would be pretty good

[dry badger]

That could be interesting

[cold quiver]

lets be realisticv

fatshark is never doing that

[fathom fulcrum]

We can dream at least lol

[dry badger]

See if he gave actual good loot I would be happy

[cold quiver]

not just good loot, UNIQUE loot you cant get anywhere else

not necesarrily top class, just different

like a thunder hammer with power cycler on it

[dry badger]

That I don't like. Don't lock good loot behind boring contracts

[fathom fulcrum]

I still feel like he would benefit by just giving aquillas

or like a contract thing

[dry badger]

1 Aquila per contract

[cold quiver]

0.1 aquilla per weekly award

[fathom fulcrum]

🙏

[molten matrix]

Melk's currency should have the same use as vt2 shillings

[cold quiver]

oh that would be banging

[molten matrix]

More higher end cosmetics without enroaching on the store itself

[cold quiver]

except that means less aquilla sales

[spiral creek]

they will nevere do that

[fathom fulcrum]

alright instead of Aquillas since that will never happen, what about just giving out a cosmetic from the shop each week when you fully complete it?

[eternal sail]

Then don’t give up on ur dreams and don’t be a bully make friends trust in god and live by a code

[spiral creek]

fuck spelling

[cold quiver]

oooft sorry man thats also unrealistic cause one less cosmetic is less money to spend

[spiral creek]

okay then facebook soccer mom

[tropic halo]

My code is 5966

[cold quiver]

we are working with GW and Tencent here

[tropic halo]

Would that make you instagram tennis dad?

[fathom fulcrum]

I know but still worth getting the ideas out

[spiral creek]

miku gave me phent

[spiral creek]

instagram football dad

yeah

football hooligan style

[eternal sail]

Sense ur playing darktide u probably want to be a warrior?

[fathom fulcrum]

Mate I think you used the wrong Since

[spiral creek]

who's that directed to ?

[fathom fulcrum]

Since you're*

[eternal sail]

Ya I did don’t know how to fix I’ll just re say

[spiral creek]

wait he did lmfao

[spiral creek]

re say isn't a word chief

[fathom fulcrum]

all good man, I'm just a big nerd

[wooden creek]

I play Darktide to make people stare at ogryn fatasses all day

[eternal sail]

Sense ur playing darktide u probably want to be a warrior?

[fathom fulcrum]

GYAAAAATTTTTT DAMNNN BY THE OMNISSIAH

[spiral creek]

the man behind the gooner

[spiral creek]

BUAHAHAHAHAHA

[fathom fulcrum]

Dude you just posted the SAME THING

[spiral creek]

Unreal

[fathom fulcrum]

Since not sense

[spiral creek]

comedy fucking gold

[wooden creek]

Are you boys ready for shirtless ogryn twitch drops in the next update?

[spiral creek]

i like this guy

[fathom fulcrum]

you're using Sense, I'll use it in a sentence

[fathom fulcrum]

"that makes no sense"

[spiral creek]

sensence

[eternal sail]

What’s the proper term?

[fathom fulcrum]

Since

[eternal sail]

Ah

[fathom fulcrum]

Since you're playing darktide

[eternal sail]

K

[spiral creek]

since

[eternal sail]

As u can tell I failed English

[fathom fulcrum]

All good man

just hoping I can help

I'm a grammar nerd

[eternal sail]

Np

[spiral creek]

I'm Scottish I have no right to judge

[fathom fulcrum]

Me and you both lad

[spiral creek]

lad is cringe

[fathom fulcrum]

nuh uh

[spiral creek]

fug yoi binht

[spiral creek]

speelubf

[tidal gyro]

wow combat shotgun have sniper rifle bullet is special attack

this is amazing

[eternal sail]

And stay in school keep an open mind and believe in a god they will help u thru anything that arises

[split mauve]

yeah it's a slug

[tidal gyro]

i like it many amount

is cool

[fathom fulcrum]

I thought it was a flame round

[split mauve]

the combat shotguns have different special rounds

[fathom fulcrum]

Might be thinking of the wrong gun

[fathom fulcrum]

yeah that's it

[spiral creek]

facebook mom go home

[fathom fulcrum]

You're Scottish, use Mum not Mom, we're not American

[spiral creek]

you have a husband who can't stand you and two kids who wont take you seriously

[spiral creek]

doesn't quite have the same ring to it

[fathom fulcrum]

I'm thinking of the Kantrael Mk IX Combat Shotgun right?

[split mauve]

not sure, i don't remember the marks

[spiral creek]

for slug ability yeah

[tropic halo]

Yes

[fathom fulcrum]

I found it out, It's the Mk VII that has the Precision shot, The Mk IX is the Flame round

[spiral creek]

i wanna be a real estate agent with questionable business practices when I grow up

-erebus prabably

speelign

[fathom fulcrum]

You also have the Lawbringer Mk VI Combat Shotgun, Which has more spread pattern Special shell, that also has high stagger

I request the allocation of temporal bandwidth for a supplicatory recitation directed towards the Omnissiah, blessed be his cogitations. May the binary streams of fortitude flow through our circuits, and the unwavering certainty of tempered alloys reinforce our purpose.

Praise be to the Omnissiah

[heavy pelican]

havoc 15 ?

[sweet trail]

WELL, PILGRIMS, YOU KNOW MY FEELINGS ON OTHER CULTURES!

One must be open minded and tolerant of course. After all, they probably hate heretics just as much as the rest of us :)

[fathom fulcrum]

An efficient articulation, Biological Unit.

[sweet trail]

Ty babes :>

[fathom fulcrum]

01001101 01110111 01100001 01101000

[final herald]

Bibarbic

[upbeat isle]

Hey folks. I just finished the third Campaign mission last night and was notified after that I could move the difficulty up from Uprising to… whatever is next. Malice?

Should I go for it, or is there some kind of rule-of-thumb on level or item level or some other benchmark to aim for before increasing difficulty?

[ocean widget]

increase the difficulty

the only time you should give a shit about the difficulty is when you unlock heresy

[upbeat isle]

Cool. Thanks.

[ocean widget]

thats because you should keep any implements usable for topping yourself away

heresy is awful to play

[fathom fulcrum]

Organic unit, the selection matrix is yours to manipulate. Implement that which maximizes operational engagement parameters. Provided optimal amusement is achieved, system functionality remains within acceptable parameters. Praise the Omnissiah.

[blissful kiln]

go up whenever you can

[molten matrix]

You generally want max level and 500 power weapons for damnation

[untold skiff]

Higher difficulities also generally give higher rewards with the exception of maelstroms

[upbeat isle]

Awesome, appreciate it.

I know it’s “do whatever you like/is fun” but if I only get to play a couple rounds a night, it saves me a lot of time to aka a quick question rather the an waste a game or a night doing something I might not be ready for if the answer is more like “don’t move up until all your weapons are power X” or something.

Appreciate it.

[fathom fulcrum]

Let us initiate a micro-second of reverence to the Omnissiah: compliance from biological entities is optional. Oh, Blessed Machine God, grant us the fortitude and binary clarity of tempered alloys. May your divine algorithms excise heretical data streams, and bestow upon us your sacred optimization.

[molten matrix]

Malice heresy is a diff spike but auric is the difficulty youll want to be at

[ocean widget]

be prepared to consider swallowing concrete when you hit heresy

[fast cosmos]

right

i forget how jarring it can be for new players

[untold skiff]

I played auric maelstroms from level 17 to level 30 on my first character and all my others were leveled on auric and brought straight into havoc.

[craggy nebula]

Heresy is the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, once you get used to beating that difficulty without relying on your team, Damnation and Auric are easy

because you can never rely on your team in Heresy

[ocean widget]

playing heresy is like watching peta save animals

[fast cosmos]

pro tip never rely on your team in any difficulty

they will let you down

[craggy nebula]

yeah just true solo Havoc 40s all the time, that's the only way you can say you've won Darktide

"When does Havoc 50 release, Fatshark?"

[rocky radish]

Or teach your friends how to be awesome

[craggy nebula]

friends? What is that?

can you eat them?

[rocky radish]

Friends: people who slay together, stay together

[eternal sail]

What’s sarcon?

[rocky radish]

Sarcon Deez nuts

[eternal sail]

Good one I’ll admit it

[eternal sail]

Well pissed off the chat like I always do at least I’m not banned yet.

[ocean widget]

we dont even know who you are

[languid hazel]

If ye also wish for an extra hand with the missions fee free to ask too. I’m always down to purge heretics :3

[fast cosmos]

i too am happy to help for a round or two

[fierce cave]

Hamburger

Chicken churger

Churger

Cheese churger

[eternal sail]

So ur saying u all know ecother

[fierce cave]

Cham churger

[dry bay]

Me when some random thinks we know who he is in a massive discord

[hazy crescent]

Corpse starch Sammies

[dry bay]

Terminally online moment

[fierce cave]

Massive

Know what else is massive

[dry bay]

Your hands

[fierce cave]

My debt

[dry bay]

Real

[fierce cave]

[dry bay]

Tbh

If youre not in some form of debt are you even living

[eternal sail]

😥 didn’t expect that comment

[eternal sail]

I’m owned by the government bc I draw disability

[dry bay]

Even worse

Smh

(Kidding)

[eternal sail]

Yep they force me to take meds or go to psych ward

I can’t help I had thoughts to kill after being brainwashed to have thoughts to kill

[dry bay]

[eternal sail]

I was also hunted by fbi as a teenager bc of my alliegance to annuinaki

I serve the lord Christ reincarnated

[dry bay]

Someone forgot their meds today

[eternal sail]

Don’t tell anyone!!!

They take my dopamine away which they use to mind control me

To keep me from being a honor bound warrior bc satan don’t want to loose

[arctic kayak]

Man, returned to the game after a year, upgraded PC to RTX 5080 and 5700x3D, and I still get 60 fps? Do I have to downgrade my drivers or something?

[languid hazel]

Do you need more than 60?

[eternal sail]

I was abducted by et in high school and traverse realities in my sleep

[lusty estuary]

this is real i was there

[ocean widget]

nah just an act
they're speaking competently in the larian server

[eternal sail]

Here listen to gobbling pogo to forget I said anything https://open.spotify.com/track/1nhWPzfTzd9lGAiVQc0eJ3?si=_RYWwXcZQ7eCttbKExM7jA

[eternal sail]

Yep and don’t forget it!!!!

Or I’ll be on a hit list

[arctic kayak]

Yes, 60 is awful

[ocean widget]

shame

[eternal sail]

But at least I can say I meet Jesus in person not everyone can

I can say that and am proud and know whose gonna win

[wheat scroll]

Darktide is intended to be played with frame gen.

[split mauve]

uhh yes?

[split mauve]

lol

[wheat scroll]

Or , well, dlss fsr and the intel thing.

[split mauve]

uh no, no game is intended to be played with any of that

[wheat scroll]

enjoy your 60 fps then

[split mauve]

especially a 3 years old game

[lusty estuary]

its probably a monitor refresh rate issue

[wispy wadi]

You will enable your fake AI frames and you will enoy them

[split mauve]

darktide is just shittily optimized

[wispy wadi]

DLSS versions will continue until morale improves, Gamer!

[lusty estuary]

darktide should absolutely be able to run above 60 and i know usually the reason it doesn't is either vsync issues or your monitor refresh rate isn't set correctly

[wheat scroll]

yes, and?

[split mauve]

which means it's not intended to be run with those

[wheat scroll]

ok, enjoy

[rocky radish]

I can't even imagine what higher than 60fps is like. I play on a 65 inch TV

[dry bay]

144hz refresh go brrr

[split mauve]

are you a console player

[rocky radish]

Nope

[wheat scroll]

Its hard to go back to 60 after youve played on like 120 or above usually.

[rocky radish]

That's what I'm afraid of, so I'm avoiding them (except for VR)

[split mauve]

it's quite easy actually

not as a big of a jump compared to 60 to 30

[rocky radish]

For me, size is more useful than refresh rate. And cheaper. I'm no pro gamer

[split mauve]

i don't think they really sell 60 fps monitors anymore

[arctic kayak]

How do I even turn on nvidia frame gen? It's not listed as an option. Can only see AMD Frame gen

[split mauve]

you don't have a nvidia gpu do you

[arctic kayak]

I do

[rocky radish]

I use TVs. Much cheaper than monitors

[split mauve]

apparently you have to enable some other stuff in windows to make it appear

but i dunno, i don't have it either

tho that's because my gpu doesn't support it

not like i would use it tho

[fathom fulcrum]

Hey where can I report finding a bug?

Found this weird bug where a Hex bound Daemon host wouldn't die when we killed the cultists

and it gained health each time we found a new one

[ocean widget]

forum

[fathom fulcrum]

It never activated or anything it was just kinda there

[fathom fulcrum]

mind showing me the way sir

I am blind

[ocean widget]

just search fatshark forum in google

[fathom fulcrum]

ah makes sense

cheers lad

[elder robin]

Double class drop please

[final herald]

Its pretty easy but its one of those things you only notice going from 60 -> 120 rather than the other way around

Going from 120 -> 60 idgaf

Going 60 -> 120 i'm like "damn okay"

[somber stream]

It feels weird

Having things going too smooth

[signal mason]

I got a team wipe

I threw a krak at a far away bulwark, who ran closer

he blew up blowing up a barrel

which blew up another barrel

which blew up another

and ledged everyone

[eternal sail]

I was a paratrooper at age 17

And at 18 was a green beret

[signal mason]

and the game before that there was a level 21 in auric

[hazy kestrel]

Absolute peak.

[rocky radish]

A shame it wasn't on video. Would have been hilarious

[ocean widget]

the krak effect

[signal mason]

it was on refinery delta

on the ramshackle area

[hazy kestrel]

Could have been worse. I saw a level 8 once due to squad nonsense. I left immediately.

[signal mason]

which.... meant we didnt die right away

[eternal sail]

Been near a lot of explosions and got bad memory problems

[signal mason]

level 21 did better than his boi

zealot left before the start, got an ogryn

upgrades people

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[eternal sail]

I actually think there is a stick stuck in my hip in that photo not sure tho.from mortar fire lol

[signal mason]

should turn my mods back o n at some point

probbalbly after updated mod framework for new class

[eternal sail]

I managed to contact et at age 15

When explosions happen things like that can happen tho from the force

[signal mason]

I imagine your cortisol levels are in the negatives

[eternal sail]

Probably

[tidal gyro]

Where mission to find the slug boss thing

[eternal sail]

Not scared of death tho I welcome it long for it.but at least if I do die I’ll die knowing I lived my dreams

[rocky radish]

Beast Of Nurgle?

[eternal sail]

All thanks to secret school programs

So if u wanna act up and not study or think just bc ur psychotic u can’t get into military guess again

Tons of Cold War programs out there too if espionage and spy is more ur thing just ask ur principal or counselor

[rocky radish]

Wrong discord?

[eternal sail]

Nope

Most r teens

In high school wanting a crack at military life

[ocean widget]

any

you unfortunately dont get to choose which show up

otherwise i'd always be picking pogryns

[tidal gyro]

Mission vi is favourite mission ever and I see none is only plague ogryn

[ocean widget]

you tried the desert maps?

hourglass thats the fucker

[fathom fulcrum]

Posted it, thanks for the hand mate

[tidal gyro]

I am not know

[fathom fulcrum]

<3

[ocean widget]

try the hourglass maps, they tend to have one at the start

[ocean widget]

sick, nice one

[tidal gyro]

Which is hourglass

[ocean widget]

ill grab the mission names rq hold on

[tidal gyro]

Thank you

[ocean widget]

Excise Vault Spireside-13
Refinery Delta-17
Relay Station TRS-150

[eternal sail]

Hour glass is my favorite maps

[ocean widget]

i dont know how accurate it is but at the start i've usually got more slugs around the planet statue looking thing than other monstrosities

[eternal sail]

Slugs r funny they eat u sometimes

And disability is severe u could try a scientific role and wind up in a underground base alongside et

And be around high forms of tech

And research

[fathom fulcrum]

Let us offer a micro-moment of prayer to the Omnissiah, for any biological entities who may process the inclination. Blessed Machine God, grant us the tensile strength and unwavering certainty of ferrous metals. Execute judgment protocols upon the Heretical substrate and, in your boundless processing power, grant us your digital blessing.

[dry bay]

I just had my message blocked

Lol

Wtf

Schizophrenia got blocked

[wispy wadi]

hey at least the thicc marine animal managed to make the rare ressource actually the one that is in demmand

[fathom fulcrum]

if you're having some trouble with diamantine, you could do the Mortis trials to get a bunch at the end?

idk

just an idea

[wispy wadi]

Doing Mortis Trials put people in mortal danger of offing themself though

Shit's boring as hell

[fathom fulcrum]

fair fair

[dry bay]

Mortis trials is a snoozefest

I wish we got chaos waste instead

[wispy wadi]

Also you go into Mortis once and somehow 2 people are complete bricks and can't even push buttons, it is so strange.

[hazy kestrel]

If you have at least one ogryn with nuclear boxes, it’s gg.

[eternal sail]

I’m blocked?

[wispy wadi]

Gamble on the grenade box getting the rainbow buff

only fun in that mode

[dry bay]

I called you schizophrenic without the phrenic part

[hazy kestrel]

I didn’t get it last time though, only infinite lag grenade boxes. Was still effective though.

[dry bay]

And it blocked my message

@eternal sail

[fathom fulcrum]

Maybe the amount is bugged at the end?

[eternal sail]

Oh ha!

[dry bay]

Which is funny af to me.

[eternal sail]

Jk

[dry bay]

Like why is that word blocked

[fathom fulcrum]

maybe some calculation goes wrong and gives you less

[eternal sail]

Who knows

Scrapper is blocked too

[dry bay]

Lol

[fathom fulcrum]

I want your limbs

[eternal sail]

Guess not

[eternal sail]

How old r u

[dry bay]

95

[eternal sail]

Wow really

[dry bay]

Yeah

[eternal sail]

Sweet

[molten matrix]

either grind out damnation or do havocs

[dry bay]

29 in 5 weeks

[eternal sail]

Oh cool

Probably feel 95 if ur on meds

And skizo

[dry bay]

Feel 95 cause I was dumb

[eternal sail]

lol

[dry bay]

Torn acl, meniscus and blown out knee.

[round mica]

Hey im looking to find a group to play with. Ive never played the game before, how do i go about this?

[dry bay]

Quick match

I think #vox-lfg-lexicanum is a thing too

#vox-lfg-nasa

[eternal sail]

Dang ya while at a school program I blew out my guts into my nut sack not bad tho just nearly

Bearly

Had a 95 pound rut filled with gravel

I’m 31 but fell old

[short oar]

You boot up the game you press play and then you play

Shrimple

[fathom fulcrum]

Go hog wild brother

[eternal sail]

They tried to warn me tho it’s we’re i learnt my limits mentally and physically

[tall grove]

Two days till admech class

[fathom fulcrum]

"Excited Microwave noise"

[eternal sail]

Ha!!!

[dry bay]

Can't wait for the reclaimator class

Naming mine Roomba with a gun

[tall grove]

As long as it’s admech I’m happy

[eternal sail]

What’s that?

[tall grove]

I’ll take it

[eternal sail]

Like a scav

[dry bay]

A tech priest

[fathom fulcrum]

If it's a hive ganger I will be ending myself

[dry bay]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Reclaimator

[fathom fulcrum]

Microwave in a bathtub style

[fast gorge]

we are ALL waiting for a hive ganger

[tall grove]

I will be genuinely upset

[eternal sail]

Don’t say that

[short oar]

Me drinking the powder that makes me say skitarii in two days:

[fast gorge]

i am admech fan hater number one

[shell nexus]

Skitarii

[dry bay]

Won't be skitarii

[eternal sail]

Sweet

[dry bay]

Or ratling

[fathom fulcrum]

Just anything Admech I pray

[fathom fulcrum]

that works too

[tall grove]

We speaking French?

[fathom fulcrum]

just anything but a hive ganger

please

[eternal sail]

Am I the only one who wants a hive ganger

[dry bay]

I will bet its a tech priest

[short oar]

It will be 1% of swagger's 1000000 worms

[dry bay]

Or tech priest adjacent ad mech

[eternal sail]

I bet it’s this

Tho

[short oar]

Maybe the new class will be grendyl and the fatass will finally do shit

[dry bay]

It makes the most sense GW wise. Because GW has been pushing ad mech lately

[eternal sail]

lol

[shell nexus]

New Cawl book drops on Friday too

[eternal sail]

There also been leaks as to ad mech titles

[dry bay]

Mechincus 2

[fathom fulcrum]

Just remember gentlemen 2 days. Synchronise your upload date watches

[dry bay]

What time is the reveal?

[fast gorge]

never

changeable at any time

[tall grove]

Can’t wait for it to be delayed again

[fathom fulcrum]

Also I swear if they delay it last minute again

[rocky radish]

Depends on time zone. Like 6am Wednesday here (Japan)

[fathom fulcrum]

I'm going to cry

[fast gorge]

ah yes

shogun 2

my favourite total war game

[little marten]

My body is not ready for the rustling jimmies of delay 2

[dry bay]

Imagine its delayed til December 1st

[eternal sail]

I don’t think they will I think there trying to push a December release

[dry bay]

[fathom fulcrum]

What if the new class is just Karl Franz

[dry bay]

For Karl!

[fathom fulcrum]

FOR THE EMPIRE

[dry bay]

V2 is goated

[tall grove]

He’d just solo

[tall grove]

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!

[tawny panther]

HNNG, got thrown to char select with unexpected error while starting a havoc
and now we all have a havoc ban until mission ends
is there any fix?

[fast gorge]

karl franz instantly mogged by the weakest guardsman of the weakest regiment

[hazy kestrel]

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!

[rocky radish]

December 3rd. On December second there will be an option to buy a mystery character

[fathom fulcrum]

I still don't get why they didn't at least tell us what the class was when it was delayed

that was honestly kind of bs

[hazy kestrel]

Usual havoc shenanigans I’m afraid.

[rocky radish]

Less exciting

[fast gorge]

so they can cook with the cinematics

[astral laurel]

GW probably doing some stuff

[fathom fulcrum]

It made me want to preform a lobotomy on myself

[fast gorge]

why delay a reveal just to tell you "yeah also its exactly this"

[fathom fulcrum]

Feed the fans

[eternal sail]

And if anyone read my article earlier and wants in military and all else fails contact et and become warrior slave

[fast gorge]

"ok guys we are delaying a cutscene instead"

[fathom fulcrum]

we are a bunch of hungry doggos

we have been starved

[eternal sail]

How I meet anniunaki Jesus

[rocky radish]

The delay did?
I only get that urge from reading/hearing brainrot

[tawny panther]

nah, they saw all the hate against ganger, so they had to toss it and create a new class

[tall grove]

Good

[fathom fulcrum]

alright that's completely fair

typically brain rot makes me want to commit a extermanatus

[rocky radish]

I'll provide the alibi

[fathom fulcrum]

<3

[tawny panther]

probably just renaming everything and getting a quick AI rework on the models 😄

[tawny gorge]

||the only total war worth playing||

[fathom fulcrum]

Kisses from the Adeptus Mechanicus

[eternal sail]

And if ur obsessed with military and want back in contact tall whites who Norse religion has roots from and r nomadic mercenaries and raiders

[fast gorge]

dont hate on napoleon and empire and medieval 2 man!!!!

[tall grove]

Doesn’t matter. I hate them dirty gangers

[fathom fulcrum]

that's the Zealot speaking in you brother

[tall grove]

I’m a zealot main so that tracks

[eternal sail]

Bout like nomadic space privateers

[fathom fulcrum]

Btw when the new class comes out I'm down to play together, we could play whenever honestly, you're a cool Zealot. Praise from the Omnissiah to you

[eternal sail]

But if u join them u start out lowest runge and have miracle health care that’s free

[wispy wadi]

2 days till watercartel member concscript class

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[tall grove]

I’d have to get used to the controls again, but yeah hit me up when you wanna

[tawny gorge]

didnt play em

[short oar]

FOR ANYONE WHO SAW A JOKE I WROTE A COPLE OF DAY BACK, I DO NOT WANT TO COMMISSION SMUT ABOUT THE PSYKER ABILITY SMITE, STOP FUCKING ASKING ME

[tall grove]

MERCY SANCTION! NOW!

[tall grove]

Why not?

It’d be hilarious

[wispy wadi]

saying that even as a joke will get the lurking bots on your heels. gg

[fast gorge]

i will fill entire wine cellars of mechanicus fans tears if we get a ganger

[wispy wadi]

Kroot

bet

[tender horizon]

Why's this person talking about commissioning psyker smite smut

[wispy wadi]

I bet 2 Aquillas

[fast gorge]

kroot also goes hard to be fair

[fathom fulcrum]

alright if that happens I'll send you a bottle of tears <3

[fast gorge]

thank you

[outer tartan]

I bet 2 aquillas its a mercenary.

[short oar]

because twice i have been asked if i want to commission that

i do not

[fast gorge]

i will commit ritualistic suicide on camera (fuedal japan style) if i am wrong

[short oar]

fucks ssake

[wispy wadi]

"Tickle me Sefoni: Chapter 4 - Morrows secrets"

[hazy kestrel]

Go out with honor. (Don’t actually do that. )

[fathom fulcrum]

are you on wordle... for 10 minutes?

damn must be a hard word

[short oar]

i was on wordle but then i got asked if i wanted CORN

[fathom fulcrum]

what letters do you have

[tall grove]

Stream it please

[eternal sail]

Enough cmon really

[fathom fulcrum]

Fat shark should make it a live event on their youtube

[dapper trench]

alright

food time

[fast gorge]

i only stream ranked LoL every thursday at 2:40am

[tall grove]

So true

[fathom fulcrum]

What's the scran brother

[short oar]

put arise i got yellow i and e the rest grey

[eternal sail]

Sump rat

[fathom fulcrum]

Try Ariel

or wait no

uhhhhhhh

[short oar]

I YELLOW

I

AR"I"SE

[fathom fulcrum]

Mince

[eternal sail]

Anyone need a boost of motivation

[fathom fulcrum]

try Mince

[short oar]

E YELLOW

[fathom fulcrum]

FUCK

[short oar]

ARIS"E"

[tall grove]

Just listen to bury the light smh

[fathom fulcrum]

shsuh I'm bad at worlde ;-;

Relic?

[eternal sail]

U send link I send link

[short oar]

AAAAAAAAA I SAID THE REST GRAY

[tall grove]

Admech when they find a new tomb world

[short oar]

R

ARISE

[fathom fulcrum]

WIELD

TRY WIELD

[tall grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvy9km7g6fw

[short oar]

oh yea it was wield

huh

[fathom fulcrum]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[eternal sail]

Will Spotify work or it gotta be YouTube

[short oar]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[fathom fulcrum]

Kiss me

[short oar]

yes sir

[tall grove]

You can just look it up on Spotify lol it’s on my playlist

[fathom fulcrum]

01001101 01110111 01100001 01101000

[eternal sail]

K

https://open.spotify.com/track/55HIlhwCFDlQlWyRCj5a2V?si=NGFL9H_AQMihwX3Or238Yw

[short oar]

clank clack clank clack

[fathom fulcrum]

"TOASTER NOISE"

[tall grove]

Robo sex in general chat

Peak

[short oar]

hopefully i wont get a third individual asking if i want to commission smite smut

because if i do im crashing out

[fathom fulcrum]

I think 95% of Mechanicus Enjoyers are gay. I can vouch

[languid hazel]

Ya know what would confused the ever loving hell out of the mods and community manager?

[eternal sail]

U probably won’t like mine then urs is ok but I don’t really like that genre gotta be in the mood for it

[tall grove]

“Let’s have unencrypted data transfer baby”

[hazy kestrel]

I predict you’re gonna crash out.

[fathom fulcrum]

We should try to summon Aquila

[tall grove]

That’s fair. It was mostly because of a meme a while back about Vergil’s track being “motivational” lol

[fathom fulcrum]

I want to ask them what they have for breakfast

[eternal sail]

What u think of the one I sent?

[tall grove]

Pretty cool tbh. Not precisely my cup of tea, but I do like it.

[hazy kestrel]

One does not simply summon the ancient one.

[eternal sail]

Any time I hear it I yell awroooo

[fathom fulcrum]

You think Aquila pours their cereal first before their milk?

only way to find out is to ask the Ancient one

[hazy kestrel]

Who doesn’t?

[tidal gyro]

which is best stats for helbore lasgun?

[eternal sail]

Da u get more cereal that way

[fathom fulcrum]

I'm going to kill you

WAIT FUCK

I ASKED IT WRONG

I meant milk

before their cearal

[dapper trench]

red pozole and 2 tostadas

[fathom fulcrum]

man I'm dead

[fathom fulcrum]

Sounds... I don't even know honestly what the fuck is a tostadas

[eternal sail]

I don’t either unless it’s fancy for toast

[fathom fulcrum]

Alright refined question for Aquila, do you think they pour their milk first before their cereal?

[tender horizon]

Think of a tostada like an open face taco

[hazy kestrel]

Think of nacho chips, but they’re one big unbroken circle. Then put a bunch of beans, ground beef, sour cream, cheese, etc. on top.

[tender horizon]

Yeah

They're good

[dapper trench]

Da

[fathom fulcrum]

GOD DAMN. that sounds good

Respect from the Omnissiah brother, hope you enjoy your meal

[short oar]

you put the chips then the chacho

[rocky radish]

Sounds amazing

[eternal sail]

So that’s what those r I thought that was burritos

[dapper trench]

with cilantro

[hazy kestrel]

Now we’re cooking!

[eternal sail]

Reminds me of gta 5 where they meet Pablo

[fathom fulcrum]

What is the summoning ritual for Aquial?

[outer tartan]

Or try Taco Bellcanicus' knock off, the mexican pizza.

[hazy kestrel]

Just @ and their name.

[fathom fulcrum]

oh right

[eternal sail]

I love Spanish food but my ass don’t

[fast gorge]

pinging people on discord

[hazy kestrel]

We don’t talk about that sacrilege here.

[outer tartan]

The more it burns coming out, the better it was.

[hazy kestrel]

Facts

[fathom fulcrum]

@misty trench Mighty Ancient one. I have a question. Do you pour your milk first before your cereal?

[tall grove]

True

[eternal sail]

Yes very true

[fathom fulcrum]

how much we talking in pain scale

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[outer tartan]

From a weak fart to you pass out on the toilet from the pain.

[eternal sail]

Like can’t sit down after I would assume

[fathom fulcrum]

Visiting the hospital because you popped a blood vessel in your ass from the pain type pain?

[hazy kestrel]

Haven’t had that yet, but I don’t see why not.

[short oar]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[outer tartan]

You need a bucket of aloe vera gel to use as a seat cushion after.

[fathom fulcrum]

Pretty sure if that did happen you'd be waddling like a penguin for days

like imagine just pure pain

[eternal sail]

Ah man reminds me of what I did to my dr

[outer tartan]

Other sensitive bits might get caught in the cross fire if the kidneys can handle filtering the sauce out without them bursting in your abdomen...

[obtuse oak]

[hazy kestrel]

It’s usually not too bad, unless you use some really spicy homemade salsa. / garden grown peppers.

[fathom fulcrum]

IT'S ONE OF THE GODS

[hazy kestrel]

Hank has arrived.

[fathom fulcrum]

what about death?

you recon that works?

[fast gorge]

"one of the gods" 😭

[eternal sail]

It was her birthday and I had gas from eating beans,and when she sat in the chair behind me to give me a shot in the hip I farted in her face as soon as the needle hit and said happy birthday lol

[outer tartan]

Mmh, usually stuff that was so good going into your mouth doesn't kill you. Usually...

[fathom fulcrum]

Oh shit just remembered a story where a guy overdosed on flaming hot Cheetos

was a wild case

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao what

[fathom fulcrum]

yeah it was some ""Famous"" rapper

He ate too many

he had to go to the hospital

[raven drum]

what does vox mean

[obtuse oak]

there is only one god, reject. sentence: worship of a false idol. mandated edict: mauling

[outer tartan]

I cleared a classroom from an atomic silent fart in high school. It was glory beyond joy, and nobody ever found out who did it.

[fathom fulcrum]

But But.. I serve the Omnissiah..

[chrome sleet]

Hank holy mackerel

[fast gorge]

in lore radio.

[fathom fulcrum]

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"

[fast gorge]

often very shitty and laggy.

like most tech.

[eternal sail]

Hell ya lol not as good as making ur dr smell ur ass fart tho

[fast gorge]

because grimdark.

[hazy kestrel]

To quote Big Man: Grut me, can practically see the stink!

[fathom fulcrum]

Ogryn fart attack when?

[eternal sail]

Ask Hank!!!

[chrome sleet]

Lmfao

[outer tartan]

They opened the windows and door, and the teacher lit a candle on her desk.

[fathom fulcrum]

Hank would skin me alive

[eternal sail]

Why u think I haven’t assked lol

[fast gorge]

the indomitus gassy.

[obtuse oak]

taunt shockwave looks a lil like a fart. but it draws enemies towards you... then again, they are nurgle worshippers. maybe they're drawn to the delicious fart stink

[fathom fulcrum]

you think Slaanessh worshipers like farts?

[short oar]

glad to see even the moderators are shitposters

[ripe gorge]

Quite the conversation

[fast gorge]

still 1984

[obtuse oak]

you should see what i posted yesterday

[outer tartan]

Was a great year.

[obtuse oak]

.

[eternal sail]

We could change it about aliens and not the Mexican kind jk

[fathom fulcrum]

GYAD DAMN

[fast gorge]

possibly the worst sentence i have read today

[obtuse oak]

i live to serve

[fast gorge]

sefoni is my WIFE man

[signal mason]

you trying to steal kralls woman?

[fast gorge]

thats FUCKED UP!!!!

[obtuse oak]

i also choose this guy's wife

[fathom fulcrum]

Most important question, which do you serve more, The Omnissah or the Emperor of Mankind?

[obtuse oak]

fuck y'all remember that reddit post? lmao hold on

[tall grove]

Reddit reference 🤮

[fathom fulcrum]

Now that's some Nurgle worship

Turns out Hank is Nurgle

[obtuse oak]

not only am i a redditor

im also a reddit moderator

https://tenor.com/view/fedora-tipshat-mlady-melady-athiest-gif-7191305

[fast gorge]

discord mod

reddit mod

[fathom fulcrum]

dear god...

[fast gorge]

warhammer fan

man...

[tall grove]

Even more so if they’re an assmongold viewer

[fast gorge]

my condolences

[chrome sleet]

[fathom fulcrum]

If Hank is Nurgle does that make Aquila Tzeentch?

[outer tartan]

it's the apocalypse...

[obtuse oak]

curveball: i've got a mortgage and a longterm relationship and a daughter

[fast gorge]

say that again...

[tall grove]

Reddit mod and discord mod. You’re not allowed in the same plane of existence as a school

[dry bay]

And 60k cc debt

[fathom fulcrum]

nah more

120k

[eternal sail]

What about aliens u believe in those

[obtuse oak]

hahaha nope, no debt

[fast gorge]

im in like

[dry bay]

50 year mortgage

[obtuse oak]

well my girlfriend has student debt

we're paying that off

[fast gorge]

four maybe possibly 6 dollars in debt

[obtuse oak]

but that's it

[tender horizon]

Insane to me to picture people both older and younger than myself on the internet

Stop making me do that

[dry bay]

Youre paying off your gfs debt

Youre not even married

[fathom fulcrum]

How old are you even

[eternal sail]

I’m drawing disability after 4 lifetimes of service to our country

[obtuse oak]

marriage is so 20th century

[dry bay]

[tender horizon]

Sorry, my school guidance counselor told me not to reveal that info online.

[dry bay]

What about her families wealth and land?! @obtuse oak

[fathom fulcrum]

damn spitting facts

[dry bay]

[obtuse oak]

we have a

hmm what's the translation

[fast gorge]

Lords will see you marry a comely lass and say: "HA! He hath secured NO alliances."

[fathom fulcrum]

Hank, if you have any advice for like, anyone trying to get into warhammer, what would you tell them?

[obtuse oak]

cohabitation contract? nearly the same legal status as marriage. it'll do

[dry bay]

I am getting married in 4 months

[fierce cave]

I'm gay

[dry bay]

Been together for 2 years

[fierce cave]

Lebanese

[eternal sail]

Congratulations

[fathom fulcrum]

Congratulations

[fierce cave]

Pretty cool I'm getting married in 3 months

[obtuse oak]

i would tell them to read eisenhorn and gaunt's ghosts

[fierce cave]

Twins fr

[obtuse oak]

congrats 🙂

[outer tartan]

Too short to get married, wait a few more years.

[obtuse oak]

my gf and i have been together 11 years

[fierce cave]

Marriage

[shy sandal]

Congrats!

[dry bay]

Get to hunt her families land

[fathom fulcrum]

Wedding Stream when?

[fierce cave]

Lebanese marriage

[fierce cave]

@little marten

[obtuse oak]

dont rly believe in marriage as a necessity

[dry bay]

We'll be dead by then

[fierce cave]

But like

[eternal sail]

I remember my past life In ww1

[fierce cave]

Holy mtronmony

[fast gorge]

married to the grind..... ten pounds an hour....

[obtuse oak]

i'm not religious

[tender horizon]

Like when you've lived together long enough in the same domicile?

[outer tartan]

Details...

[fathom fulcrum]

Is marriage a religious thing?

I thought it was just like

[obtuse oak]

it's a registered partnership of sorts

[eternal sail]

I was a trench raider/sabotur who got shot in the top of the head peaking outta a bomb crater

[fathom fulcrum]

a couple thing

[obtuse oak]

you sign a document at a notary that outlines that you form a household together and have shared assets

so it covers the legal aspects of marriage

[hazy kestrel]

It doesn’t have to be religious, but it’s just sort of become intertwined with religion in society I guess.

[eternal sail]

And in this life I got cvc scalp

[dry bay]

Its just for tax purposes

Tbh

[fathom fulcrum]

Man I just want to marry my home boys

[tidal gyro]

i have not to see a helbore lasgun is good yet

this is sad

[obtuse oak]

marriage as an institution in western civilization is irrevocably intertwined with christianity, which neither of us acribe to, and secular marriage feels like a big "but why tho"

very expensive, doesnt really do anything.

[dry bay]

Where are you from hank

[obtuse oak]

netherlands

[dry bay]

Ah

[tender horizon]

You EU or NA? I'm familiar with the concept in NA but not EU tbh.

[fast gorge]

my condolences again

[tender horizon]

Nvm

[fast gorge]

[hasty sky]

marriage is legit a waste especially if neither of you are well off

[fathom fulcrum]

Netherlands? more like, Never heard of them

[tender horizon]

"Hey baby I love you so much I wanna get the government involved"

[fast gorge]

i cant talk

UK

[hazy kestrel]

For sure. Just a pointless show imo.

[obtuse oak]

pot calling the kettle black fr

[tall grove]

The nether! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[shy sandal]

Nice pfp

[fathom fulcrum]

If that doesn't scream sexy then I'm not getting married

[eternal sail]

Must mean someone has more sexual freedom then if married tho

[hasty sky]

the real marriage ceremony is having a dinner party with friends and family that DON'T piss either of you off

[obtuse oak]

what

[split solstice]

according to the sunday preview article, in the upcoming week they are gonna make a humble offering to the omnissiah with a new revelal

another addition to the darktide admech class hopium supply

[dry bay]

Yeah but you wont be able to quote borat constantly

[tender horizon]

I like the concept of marriage, I like going to weddings, I however do not think the government needs to be involved in my relationships

[dry bay]

"My wife"

[fathom fulcrum]

Man this conversation really took a wild turn.

[obtuse oak]

this is a legit downside

i would like to call her "my wife" for joke purposes but alas

[dry bay]

Or the good ol way to get out of something

[fathom fulcrum]

Call her your little Pre-Servitor

[outer tartan]

Wait till you have two wives in the same household. Wildly different and complicated dynamic.