#general-chat

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analog imp
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I’m gonna buy the other one

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LOL

blazing hawk
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Cadians likewise just don't shut the fuck up about cafia

ocean widget
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i am free from boss rush @elder merlin @neon agate

nocturne flicker
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and they use other melee weapons outside of damn shovels. heck krieg officers use power falchions like our vets in darktide

ocean widget
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i never need to touch that shitty mode ever again

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thank fuck

analog imp
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I’m also gonna buy the hypercrypt legion box I think @blazing hawk :trol:

blazing hawk
blazing hawk
analog imp
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Shard of the void dragon be upon ye

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fathom fulcrum
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The Omnissiah possesses optimal operational parameters. His foundations are logically sound.

analog imp
blazing hawk
analog imp
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I’ll be getting four of each now

blazing hawk
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Both are them are/were meta dominating

analog imp
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because screw fair gameplay

fathom fulcrum
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Get a room you Necrons

elder merlin
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I missed the first remnant's alt mode

blazing hawk
ocean widget
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survival is great

blazing hawk
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So

ocean widget
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plus you didnt need to kill 500 bosses for all the rewards

blazing hawk
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Cadians are shovelmen confirmed.

fathom fulcrum
blazing hawk
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But do you KNOW what the krieg has in their infantry kit? Hand axes.

ocean widget
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100 total boss kills

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thats the highest requirement for survival mode loot

grizzled forge
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I hope the new class isn't paywalled like Arbites tbh

fathom fulcrum
astral basin
hazy kestrel
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It will be.

astral basin
grizzled forge
tall grove
fathom fulcrum
grizzled forge
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jk

fathom fulcrum
fathom fulcrum
grizzled forge
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:(

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no thanks, i'd like to avoid a lobotomey for as long as possible

fathom fulcrum
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I pray that it's not a ganger man

astral basin
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Assuming assigned duties in place of the expected cogitator.
Foot traffic is. Expressly above standard levels.

fathom fulcrum
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I pray to the Omnissiah man

tall grove
fathom fulcrum
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please for the love of gods be a admech

grizzled forge
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whats an admech?

blazing hawk
blazing hawk
fathom fulcrum
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If it is a ganger I will have to be completely drunk to buy it just to cope with the fact that it wasn't a admech

somber stream
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The font for the new class on the banner is red and white, so there's hopium for Admech enjoyers

blazing hawk
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Adeptus Mechanicus

grizzled forge
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ohhhhhhhhh

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lol

fathom fulcrum
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Please fat shark

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I will give you my child

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if I ever have one

hazy kestrel
twin dirge
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Sometimes I wish I was born with woman feet so I could sell them online

grizzled forge
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also would anybody be down to do a few missions in game?

fathom fulcrum
somber stream
twin dirge
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It's just free money dude

fathom fulcrum
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I mean

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why not man feet

tall grove
fathom fulcrum
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feet are feet

tall grove
twin dirge
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Honestly

fathom fulcrum
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some people just want them

astral basin
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People like some mans feet
Sometimes

twin dirge
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Y'all are making a solid point

fathom fulcrum
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you can also lie

twin flower
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just slap a filter on it

astral basin
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Get that wikifeet rating going

fathom fulcrum
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man what the fuck are we talking about

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I'm going to bed

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5 am is fucking me up

twin dirge
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LMFAO

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It's free money!

misty trench
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for as long as you agree with all of my opinions and whims at all times ofc ofc

hazy kestrel
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The ancient one has arrived. Hello Aquila. pogryn

astral basin
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All hail incan, showered in our aquilas

fathom fulcrum
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a messenger of the Omnissiah

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Pleas Aquila tell us

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is the new class an admech

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please

nocturne flicker
fathom fulcrum
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I will give you my Kidney

blazing hawk
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The new class will the penis goblin

misty trench
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idk why you're all having such a hard time accepting it's a custodes

astral basin
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He doesn’t know
If he did. Sued by nda

blazing hawk
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misty trench
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like Fatshark explicitly said no space marines, that means custodes is the only reasonable option

nocturne flicker
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we know it

twin flower
astral basin
compact adder
fathom fulcrum
blazing hawk
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hazy kestrel
twin dirge
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So excited for the new class to have no drip ever

tacit geode
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Hopefully GW is merciful lmfao

nocturne flicker
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it's pronounced "aqui-la" not "akwilla"

fathom fulcrum
astral basin
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hazy kestrel
astral basin
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Ah killa

blazing hawk
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I judt want my kasrkin cosmetics

nocturne flicker
tacit geode
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We officially know the new class isn't:
A C'tan shard
A primarch
A space marine

elder merlin
fathom fulcrum
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They have a bank in their hands man

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JUST LET US DEPOSIT OUR MONEY

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PLEASE

elder merlin
fathom fulcrum
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I WILL GIVE YOU IT ALL

nocturne flicker
grizzled plover
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I do believe Darktide is the only game I still get tilted at wtf is it about this game

nocturne flicker
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a-key-la.

like spanish "aqui" meaning above

astral basin
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As much as i like necrons
I loathe the use of c’tan in their armies

elder merlin
grizzled plover
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nocturne flicker
elder merlin
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grizzled plover
astral basin
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…i forgot paul changed pfp

fathom fulcrum
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Can we just call Aquila Money boy?

elder merlin
grizzled plover
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S PAUL?!

nocturne flicker
grizzled plover
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Thought it was some paul imitator

elder merlin
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Motherfuckers, my name didnt fuckin change

nocturne flicker
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power maul?! 😳

elder merlin
grizzled plover
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Look man

nocturne flicker
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speaking of

grizzled plover
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Discord lets multiple people use one nickname

elder merlin
misty trench
nocturne flicker
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is power maul any good these days with the funny splosion attacc?

fathom fulcrum
grizzled plover
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Power Maul is significantly more powerful

elder merlin
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A man changes his profile picture a couple times and its like no one knows who he is

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Just be glad im not one of those people that change both my picture and name

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elder merlin
astral basin
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fathom fulcrum
misty trench
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people keep saying high gothic to me and I keep telling 'em "no, I'm Aquila"

fathom fulcrum
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I know I know

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but like

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you get the idea

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I think it would be cool

ocean widget
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aquila cant do any of that KEKW_ogryn

grizzled plover
nocturne flicker
misty trench
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you'd have to hit up the CM with the idea, or suggest it on the forums

nocturne flicker
fathom fulcrum
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Well I can't just break into the top of the tower

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Got to start from the bottom

misty trench
grizzled plover
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Aquila has no power save for the ability to sternly look at horny posters and sigh in disappointment

nocturne flicker
astral basin
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We are. Way late in the life cycle for legit QAs
2027 is our last year

grizzled plover
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Like watch this

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Sazza the goblin is hot and should have had a six hour sex scene

misty trench
fathom fulcrum
grizzled plover
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And now he sighs in disappointment

ocean widget
ocean widget
grizzled plover
grizzled plover
fathom fulcrum
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good night everyone

grizzled plover
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kek

fathom fulcrum
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and remember to Praise the Omnissiah

nocturne flicker
grizzled plover
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Four armed emperor for me folks

tall grove
misty trench
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also goblins are goated

tall grove
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I want her to break me like a toothpick

grizzled plover
ocean widget
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sazza is fuckable
but she aint 6 hour long cutscene made by larian fuckable
nothing is worth the sheer level of abysmal dogshit that would be that

tall grove
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grizzled plover
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Alright hot take tho fr I personally disdain romances in RPGs

astral basin
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tall grove
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astral basin
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grizzled plover
# tall grove Certainly a take

I feel like it takes a ton of writing talent to prevent a romance from getting stale when the relationship gets explored that could otherwise go to other interesting characters and backstories

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Why did we need a bonus NPC companion with two different sex scenes including in wildshape when Wyll still doesn't have story beats that aren't related to Karlach??

ocean widget
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also because larian sucks at writing past act 1

grizzled plover
tall grove
ocean widget
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also because the community didnt like wyll during the act 1 specific part of the game

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so larian rewrote his entire story

grizzled plover
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See this is all just insanely lazy behavior from Larian

nocturne flicker
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i kinda want, if they ever do a season 2 of dispatch which they're indicating they will, for them to include a disruption hero.

his or her power would be to, well, turn off nearby supers' powers. like what a blank does to psykers in 40K but not, like, painful for the psyker if that makes sense.

then make him dry up waterboy so waterboy can do things without wetting stuff, and then make them a couple

ocean widget
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incompetent

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you dont rewrite an entire character because a part of the community doesnt like them

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you dont add offbrand jaheira to a game

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you dont shit the bed with writing

grizzled plover
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If they wanted a Druid companion Kagha is right there anyways

ocean widget
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you dont fuck up the last area of the game and cut out a huge piece of cntent

grizzled plover
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She's even explicitly sent away on penance

ocean widget
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both elves
both druids

grizzled plover
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I meant a druid available from act one

ocean widget
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halsin is just jaheira

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halsin isnt a companion available from act 1 tho

grizzled plover
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I personally believe Jaheira and Minsc are both lazy fan service

ocean widget
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hes available in act 2, not act 1

grizzled plover
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Kagha should have been an optional companion as the reward for finishing the grove questline in favor of the grove

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Minthara should have been the reward for finishing the grove in favor of the goblin war camp

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And they should have patched the good minthara glitch

ocean widget
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they added minthara for both ways because people glitched to get her so yeah
fuck getting specific companions

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not like larian was known for being good at writing evil campaigns anyway tbf

grizzled plover
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Owlcat would have written a good evil campaign

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Like, don't get me wrong, I love BG3 and I like Larian's other games

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But fuckers like Embrace Urge should not have any of the companions in the game except an ascended astarion by the end

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Larian was too lazy to even change Shadowheart's personality as Dark Justiciar

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She still disapproves of being mean and approves of being kind

ocean widget
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laezel possibly would've stayed

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DJ shart would've stayed

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gale unlikely but possible provided you dont go batshit on the random civvie murders

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granted this is going off if larian had written a good evil campaign so take it with a big grain of salt

tidal gyro
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Hello

ocean widget
tidal gyro
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Which is most bad melee weapon?

tidal gyro
ocean widget
grizzled plover
tidal gyro
ocean widget
tidal gyro
grizzled plover
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You can't block with it and it only has one attack it does on a chain

hazy kestrel
ocean widget
tidal gyro
ocean widget
tidal gyro
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I think I will never to use it

grizzled plover
ocean widget
gloomy tartan
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I like the little shove the Bolter does

tidal gyro
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I am not like shock thing as well as

gloomy tartan
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Bolter boop

ocean widget
tidal gyro
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I only use combat knife and tactical axe melee weapon

grizzled plover
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Fucked up and ate four bags of family sized takis oh god it burns

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my ass

tidal gyro
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And Holbore lasgun and revolver now I think

grizzled plover
tidal gyro
ocean widget
grizzled plover
tidal gyro
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And with tactical axe is not good at armour it is when I am using Helbore lasgun but it is good for to do stagger

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Like rager

grizzled plover
tidal gyro
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I am not like parry thing because is use stamina and is weird

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I like many push attack

vivid sequoia
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:>

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Hai

tidal gyro
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And if do push then doing block then will be breaking guard

grizzled plover
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Invuln every parry so good

tidal gyro
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Is dangerous

tidal gyro
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There is better way for output damage and stay safe

vivid sequoia
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Hiii

tidal gyro
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Hello

vivid sequoia
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How are youu

grizzled plover
tidal gyro
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I try it before

jaunty path
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Declaw is great at killing ragers

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Just parry

tidal gyro
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Is many amount hard and not consistent

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Good for rager alone

jaunty path
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They practically off themselves

jaunty path
tidal gyro
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But with parry stamina is go too much quick stamina when to fight rager mix with hoard

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But fighting only rager is ok

manic vine
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y cant I make new presets?

jaunty path
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Wdym

manic vine
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its a red exclamation for me

vivid sequoia
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How is everyone

manic vine
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havent played in years

jaunty path
manic vine
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jaunty path
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I think I'm getting the name wrong

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Also sorry wdym preset here

manic vine
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her name is skyla

jaunty path
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Skyla yeah fuck

manic vine
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i am regarded

jaunty path
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Firstly 🤝 .

Secondly. Are you talking like new builds??

manic vine
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yes build presets

jaunty path
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Like the upper right end

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Ah

manic vine
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yessssssssss

jaunty path
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Uhhhhh I don't know whats up with that

manic vine
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ok

jaunty path
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Did you recently install

manic vine
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yes

jaunty path
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Uhh

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You're trying to make a new build preset yeah? Clicking it and its giving you a red error?

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Got any mods enabled?

manic vine
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yess

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i got a couple of mods

ocean widget
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when did you last play

jaunty path
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Ur talent trees are gone btw

ocean widget
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im betting outdated mods are the issue

jaunty path
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Most definitely

tidal gyro
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There none walrus emoji :/

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This is sad

jaunty path
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You're right

tidal gyro
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🦭

jaunty path
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Zeal

tidal gyro
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Seal is almost is walrus

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Did you know this is walrus and seal is related by otter

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Old extinct type of otter

ripe tangle
astral basin
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Elephant seal

vivid sequoia
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Whoah

ripe tangle
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what happens if you block out the sun?

tidal gyro
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There also bear relative

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But closest relative is otter type thing

safe adder
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has there been any new maps since Arbites came out

tidal gyro
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But is not real otter

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It is pinniped that us otter looking like otter

tidal gyro
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I like manta ray

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They are fun and jump

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I like when whale is breach

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I love whale many amount

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🐋

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🐳

tidal gyro
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Hammer head shark is weird and cool

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I wish more animals is have hammer head

ripe tangle
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It’s one of my favourites

tidal gyro
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They eyes can triangulate good

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Is meaning good depth perception

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Accurate eye

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🦈

twin dirge
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I like jellyfish

tidal gyro
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Did know jelly fish is same genus as coral

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Is cnidaria I think it is spell

twin dirge
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Makes sense honestly

elder merlin
tidal gyro
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It is thing that is make up of many organism to make one big organism

elder merlin
tidal gyro
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🪸

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In sponge bob they are eat coral

ripe tangle
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don’t starfish eat sea sponges?

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so shouldn’t Patrick be eating Spongebob?

tidal gyro
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Most fish clean things that are grow on coral but not eat coral

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But some eat it

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I am not remember which eat it

tidal gyro
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Oh

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Yes they are

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Spongebob is give Patrick a reason for not eat him

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Like how a person is give pet bird reason for not fly away

ripe tangle
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Ah okay

tidal gyro
somber stream
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I like money

whole glade
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uh oh

whole glade
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i just joshin

tidal gyro
whole glade
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or you could eat it

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like the moneh

misty trench
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I like hoarding my money like a dragon, all $10 of it

tidal gyro
tidal gyro
whole glade
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i like hoarding my bfs shirts and hoodies

misty trench
whole glade
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he hasnt seen his fav shirt in a bitKEKW_ogryn

tidal gyro
whole glade
tidal gyro
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But maybe are friend

tidal gyro
whole glade
tidal gyro
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There metal in money

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And is ink

lapis hazel
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Missclicked the server, for a moment thought this was Vermintide's and thought "why tf is a mod talking"

whole glade
tidal gyro
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Is not taste good

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Is bad

whole glade
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it does

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nuh

tidal gyro
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Oh

whole glade
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taste like bugs

tidal gyro
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Why to eating

whole glade
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yummy

tidal gyro
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Eating bug?

whole glade
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yes.

elder merlin
fast cosmos
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is corrupt armor out of havoc rotation yet

twin dirge
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Eating big papa

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Also dragons are totally real, what do you think Jeff Bezos is

rain idol
twin dirge
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LMFAO

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Peak

astral basin
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Aaaaa

gloomy tartan
twin dirge
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That would make sense

jaunty path
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I think the hottest character in The Simpsons is Marge

astral laurel
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Uhhhh

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Look you do you but I can't help but wonder if there's any hot characters in The Simpsons

jaunty path
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There is

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Many

main zephyr
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Love the way tyberos the red wake thinks his custom weapons hunger and slake
Are a combination of power fist lightning claw and chain swords all in one

lucid yoke
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the art style alone is hideous

astral laurel
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Yeah it's not a "this artstyle is meant for fanservice" type

astral laurel
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So uh

lucid yoke
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not that having a non-sexy artstyle is a problem

astral laurel
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I'm not gay

tall grove
lucid yoke
jaunty path
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This is why I should be a fuckin dictator ppl having objectively wrong opinions should be a crime

lucid yoke
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there is not a single thing attractive about a simpsons character

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the only art style ive seen thats less appealing is big mouth

tall grove
lucid yoke
astral laurel
tall grove
jaunty path
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How do I physically attack people through my monitor

astral laurel
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I am indomitable.

tawny gorge
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you listen to machine girl you should know that

jaunty path
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PSYCHIC ATTACK!!!!!! orb

lucid yoke
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Hideous.

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Art style.

astral laurel
lucid yoke
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family guy's still worse i guess

tall grove
jaunty path
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making the sky gay with your wing flaps..

astral laurel
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Are you unwell

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Do you need medicine

lucid yoke
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no ive heard of this one

tawny gorge
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dont talk to her that way

lucid yoke
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i support the chemtrails wholeheartedly

tawny gorge
jaunty path
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Medicine hides the truth

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ketamine shows me reality

astral laurel
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ketamine is a medicine in a way.

tawny gorge
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so true

lucid yoke
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if it has an effect on you in some way its medicine

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ketamine, fire, death, all medicine

astral laurel
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There is a therapy that uses pure oxygen as medicine

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I've done it

wraith phoenix
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more chemtrails will make skitarii sooner, noted
loregryn

lucid yoke
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sure buddy

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i think so too

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the gay avian skitarii will set us free

jaunty path
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Birds do make the sky gay

wraith phoenix
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Birds aren't real tho

jaunty path
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Look in the sky. you see rainbows

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and bird furries are gay

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coincidence??

astral laurel
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It's called hyperbaric oxygen therapy. You get into cotton scrubs (because certain materials are super flammable and dangerous in oxygen) and climb into a plexiglass tube with a bed in it. Medical oxygen at 100% concentration is then pumped into it to over two atmospheres of pressure and you lie in that environment for around two hours a day.

astral laurel
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Your theory is completely invalid.

jaunty path
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and what colors are those flags

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colorful.

jaunty path
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its woke

astral laurel
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I did two months of it to recover from radiation damage.

jaunty path
tall grove
tall grove
astral laurel
jaunty path
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Oooh

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I think I saw you talk about it before

astral laurel
tall grove
jaunty path
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Are you..better now?

astral laurel
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But it's not deadly, just that it can make you high

vivid sequoia
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Sorry did I come back to radiation damage?

astral laurel
jaunty path
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So you're saying I can get high on oxygen

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noted

astral laurel
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Sorta

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It's not the same kinda high as like weed

jaunty path
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starts breathing heavily

lucid yoke
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you ever hyperventilated

vivid sequoia
tall grove
lucid yoke
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there was also that oxygen bar thing that was... big? for a while

astral laurel
jaunty path
lucid yoke
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no

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bars for oxygen

astral laurel
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-# *over a period of six weeks and concentrated at a single location on my body

lucid yoke
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that part of your body must be immune to radiation by now

tall grove
astral laurel
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Funny enough

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The surgery removed all the cancer

lucid yoke
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please say radiation immunity

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aw

astral laurel
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The radiation and chemo were to reduce the chances of it coming back.

tawny gorge
astral laurel
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And I also lost all my resistance to hot spices :<

lucid yoke
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damn

jaunty path
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Cyrus did you have a radiation scanner or smth

lucid yoke
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you still eat them, i assume

jaunty path
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Aw

astral laurel
lucid yoke
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i know i would

astral laurel
lucid yoke
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for health reasons or because you hate it

astral laurel
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The latter

jaunty path
tall grove
astral laurel
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No but that's okay

jaunty path
astral laurel
lucid yoke
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we already knew that birds were drones

astral laurel
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But yeah I don't have much in the way of capsaicin resistance which sucks

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Cyrus the bird does! He also has my fake tongue half

lucid yoke
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your what

jaunty path
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Wasn't fortnite orignally supposed to be a zombie game

astral laurel
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Half of my tongue is not actually made of tongue.

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It's made of arm

jaunty path
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Is that a body mod- oh

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One of those surgeries

lucid yoke
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fortnite is a zombie game

astral basin
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Til bagged milk is placed into a pitcher
Not emptied. Just. Placed.
And also mexicans drink sodas like homemade caprisuns. Lil bag w a straw

jaunty path
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Can you taste anything on that side

astral laurel
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no

jaunty path
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Well shit

lucid yoke
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bird

astral laurel
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You can see it in the sticker by the lighter colour (that's the fake bit)

jaunty path
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I can see I think

lucid yoke
#

fascinating

astral laurel
#

my IRL tongue has the same difference in colour. It's just also visibly scarred.

jaunty path
#

Sounds kinda cool

astral laurel
#

And no, the fake bit doesn't taste nor move, but it is alive.

jaunty path
#

What part of your arm did they use

astral laurel
#

the inside of my right wrist

jaunty path
#

sick

lucid yoke
astral laurel
#

As well as an artery and vein up my arm that were clipped to ones in my neck

lucid yoke
#

better than missing tongue, i suppose

jaunty path
#

Fun fact thats how they make new ears

tall grove
astral laurel
#

So yeah there's a reason why I say I could beat up space marines 😛

lucid yoke
#

i believe it

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space marines die all the time

tall grove
jaunty path
#

OR WELL

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they shape it THEN put it in the skin

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Thats how they do it, right cyrus?

astral laurel
#

I mean for me they just cut a chunk of flesh off my arm and transplanted it into my mouth

lucid yoke
#

give me a big enough stick and enough tries and i can kill a space marine

astral laurel
#

They straight up sewed it in, did a neck dissection (I have a scar from ear to ear across my neck) and also cut a tracheostomy into me so I could breathe while my tongue was too swollen to breathe or eat past

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Like I was in surgery for over 9 hours, in critical care step-down for ten days after

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And then I had a second surgery a month later to remove several teeth that would not survive radiation

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They pulled four molars and two wisdom teeth out and I was mostly fine the next day

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THEN I started radiation and chemo the week after that, which uh

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Do not recommend.

jaunty path
#

What was it like going under

astral laurel
#

On anaesthesia?

jaunty path
#

mhm

tall grove
astral laurel
#

Hard to explain

tall grove
#

I’m sure he felt worse

astral laurel
#

You just kind of "wake up" feeling fucking exhausted because you're not actually asleep.

astral laurel
#

I am proud of those tears.

jaunty path
tall grove
astral laurel
jaunty path
#

Oh yeah speakin o which. Cats have their eyes open when they're gassed up on that stuff.

astral laurel
#

well

#

esophagus

jaunty path
#

it looks freaky and scary but theyre fine

tall grove
astral laurel
#

I hope you had the support you needed to get through it

tall grove
tall grove
astral laurel
#

My mom recently witnessed a fatal car accident and I was very concerned that she got the support she needed in the aftermath. She seems to have.

tall grove
astral laurel
#

I won't lie, I'm also happy I made it.

tall grove
astral laurel
#

ha

jaunty path
#

cancelled

#

I need to buy seltzer water

astral laurel
#

I need to get some herbal "tea"

jaunty path
#

I need atleast a industrial amount

tall grove
astral laurel
#

I'm not on twitter anymore

#

There's nazis all over that hellscape

jaunty path
#

but ur a bird

tall grove
astral laurel
#

I fly blue skies

jaunty path
#

lmfao

#

alr

tall grove
astral laurel
lucid yoke
#

there's only one bird in twitter and its in torment

tall grove
astral laurel
#

He did straight up nazi salutes so

jaunty path
#

Man

#

buying a 24 pack of seltzer water is sounding mad good rn

tall grove
sleek harness
#

Saltzer...

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Saltzpyre water

jaunty path
#

I am a bitch for seltzer alr.

#

I buy at least 4 bottles every time I go out

sleek harness
#

I have no idea what seltzer is

#

It sounds like Saltzpyre

astral laurel
#

I like sparkling water

sleek harness
jaunty path
#

sparkling water

sleek harness
#

Weirdo

tawny gorge
jaunty path
#

skaven I'm gonna pull off your fucking skin do not shit talk seltzer

tall grove
sleek harness
#

Saltzpyre is cool

jaunty path
#

I'm gonna pull off ALL OF YOUR SKIN and DUNK YOU IN LEMON JUICE.

sleek harness
#

Why lemon juice in specific?

astral laurel
jaunty path
#

hurts lots

astral laurel
#

Maybe for you

#

But I'm literally built different

sleek harness
tall grove
astral laurel
#

You meant pop

jaunty path
jaunty path
tall grove
astral laurel
#

(But yeah another fun fact is that doctors and nurses have noted that I have an incredible tolerance to pain)

sleek harness
#

I will die instantly

astral laurel
tawny gorge
#

all people that call soda a music genre need to get their legs chopped

jaunty path
#

Hey guys

tall grove
jaunty path
#

theres vanilla sparkling water

#

do I buy

sleek harness
tawny gorge
#

lol

sleek harness
#

I am Skaven

astral laurel
sleek harness
#

Foolish Skaven

astral laurel
#

But the Quebecois are good folk. Don't put up with shit and have good food.

tawny gorge
jaunty path
#

Should I try liquid death

sleek harness
astral laurel
tawny gorge
sleek harness
#

Oh it doesn't make death?

#

Lame

jaunty path
#

Your mom is overpriced water

tall grove
#

Also all my French teachers have been assholes

tawny gorge
tall grove
#

Every last one

sleek harness
#

That's badass man

astral laurel
tall grove
astral laurel
#

I mean if you're going in with the preconcieved notion that they're assholes then you're going to identify them as assholes.

tall grove
astral laurel
#

unfortunate

jaunty path
#

Why is deep rock galactic in fortnite

twin dirge
#

Repeat?

#

They did what?

#

What did they do to my glorious rock and stone

jaunty path
#

Lemme show you

#

when I get a good shot

dawn kite
#

rock and stone 😭

twin dirge
#

Why is scout tall

tall grove
twin dirge
#

Who gave scout legs

jaunty path
#

ikr???

twin dirge
#

Someone take those away

tawny gorge
#

everything is in fortnite

twin dirge
#

I suppose for a human sized dwarf it really isn't that bad but like

brave slate
#

I can now kill scouts in a different game. Nice

twin dirge
#

Wuh?

tawny gorge
jaunty path
#

Bloated ass game

tawny gorge
#

nah its cool as shit

jaunty path
#

slop

tawny gorge
#

i can shoot down goku and vegeta with isaac clarke

jaunty path
#

purest form of slop

twin dirge
#

Atp Fortnite is as someone else called it, a media museum

dawn kite
#

kratos using guns is one of the most cursed things

twin dirge
#

Anything that was important ever is in fortnite

tawny gorge
dawn kite
#

man i need to do my weekly havoc and theres no havoc up

twin dirge
#

Im still waiting for the air bud crossover

brave slate
twin dirge
tawny gorge
#

that could happen

tall grove
tawny gorge
#

but idk

twin dirge
dawn kite
#

add titus

twin dirge
tall grove
twin dirge
#

Bro is tied to the throne

tawny gorge
dawn kite
#

do we even know what the emperor looks like

#

i dont think we do

jaunty path
#

We do

#

He's a corpse

dawn kite
#

XDDDDDDDDDDD

#

fair

tawny gorge
#

godzilla and a megazord is in the game

tawny gorge
#

theres official artwork for both

brave slate
#

I can't wait to see the emperor of mankind hit the griddy after killing the galactic emperor

dawn kite
#

=.=

#

fortnite is literal brainrot

tawny gorge
#

i'd buy a tau firewarrior if they added it to fortnite

twin dirge
tawny gorge
brave slate
jaunty path
#

Do you think the custodes changes the emperor

twin dirge
#

For sure

gloomy tartan
#

I want a power fist for veteran

twin dirge
#

He's got a special adult diaper brand too "emperor ups"

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Wait what about sefoni

tawny gorge
twin dirge
#

Sefoni is new playable class confirmed

tawny gorge
#

they're one of the few weapons that cannot be made for normal human use

twin dirge
#

Power claws tho

brave slate
tawny gorge
gloomy tartan
#

Had no clue, saw other people talk about it.

twin dirge
#

Aids, still think they should give me a power axe

gloomy tartan
#

Sefoni just floats in a tube is she like a goldfish

twin dirge
tawny gorge
#

they're exceptionally rare

gloomy tartan
#

Your exceptionally rare

twin dirge
#

I won't do it

#

Must fight the urge

gloomy tartan
#

No balls

twin dirge
gloomy tartan
#

Thank you

twin dirge
#

You're welcome sir

tawny gorge
#

and they also need some sort of auxiliary battle system that feeds them power and lets you use them

jaunty path
#

still haven't answered the question fashion

tawny gorge
#

what question

twin dirge
jaunty path
#

Do you think custodes changes the emperor

twin dirge
#

Battery backpack?

#

Give me claws with a backpack

#

Easy

gloomy tartan
#

Your so rare because you should be catalogued

astral basin
#

Aaaaaa

tawny gorge
jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Mandela catalogue is great

#

Your based

twin dirge
tawny gorge
gloomy tartan
#

I mean YOU’RE

tawny gorge
#

no he doesnt listen to them

tawny gorge
twin dirge
jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

People like wearing battery packs

#

It’s in style at the time

twin dirge
#

I'm extra expendable

gloomy tartan
#

You know what else is expendable

#

Arby’s

jaunty path
#

Aki is the only one who understood the question unfortunately

astral basin
#

Idk. My diabetic friends all pretty much have battery packs of their own
Seems annoying af

twin dirge
gloomy tartan
#

But what if the batteries powered las weapons

twin dirge
tawny gorge
#

you're not giving them exceptionally rare pieces of equipment that need auxiliary armor

tawny gorge
#

swagged out

twin dirge
#

I wanna be a commissar

gloomy tartan
#

So no name brand corpse starch for the rejects?

twin dirge
#

They seem like they have a good life

tawny gorge
#

nah it fucking sucks for them too

gloomy tartan
#

Did I catch you aspiring to be some shit?

twin dirge
#

I'm very non-heretical

jaunty path
#

Im assuming what we do in darktide is canon

gloomy tartan
#

Everything’s cannon

jaunty path
#

zealots scream for da god empra and kill everyone

gloomy tartan
#

Even the weird stuff

#

Grendel is watching

twin dirge
tawny gorge
twin dirge
#

That's fuckin hype

gloomy tartan
#

Lmao that’s funny

#

You weren’t born in the right system fuck you

#

Type shit

twin dirge
#

I aspire to be high grade corpse starch

jaunty path
#

Not your choice

gloomy tartan
#

What choices do we actually have lmao

jaunty path
#

You don't chose to be a space marine nore choose to be an inquisitor

jaunty path
#

Thats one.

gloomy tartan
#

That’s a inevitability more of a choice

twin dirge
#

Easy

tawny gorge
twin dirge
#

I'll do that right now

jaunty path
#

don't do that

gloomy tartan
#

Like you’re going to have to drop deuce, breath, and die at some point those are all inevitable not really choices

twin dirge
twin dirge
#

I'm a skin mite, I eat till I explode

gloomy tartan
#

When you do you’ll ascend

#

Like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly

twin dirge
#

The little mite that could

gloomy tartan
#

You’ll grow from a mite to a mite the size of a Kodiak bear

#

Just like John Wayne woulda done

astral basin
#

I was gonna say best grade corpse starch would be a fat ass noble

#

But if youre a noble and the fightings got to the point of breaking out the starch grinders…

gloomy tartan
#

The sprite cranberry of corpse starch if you will

astral basin
#

Sizzle it over a burner

#

Gourmet corpse starch

twin dirge
#

I feel like it would be high quality but low yield

#

Cuz all the fat would cook out of it

gloomy tartan
#

Damn you right

#

Probably crispy tho

twin dirge
#

Oh yeah for sure

#

Like frying a slice of spam

astral basin
#

Hey now spam is a hawaiian staple food

twin dirge
#

I hate spam

#

Ngl

#

Can't stand the look, smell, taste

astral basin
#

Same

twin dirge
#

The epitome of "boi the fuck is that shit"

gloomy tartan
#

Hey where do the ogryns get their giant rats they eat

astral basin
#

Somewhere

gloomy tartan
#

They aren’t like catching them on the ship right?

twin dirge
gloomy tartan
#

Dont tell me there’s rats that big loose on the damn Morningstar

astral basin
#

Its not unlikely that they are getting them off the streets

gloomy tartan
#

Free range rats

#

That’s more sustainable

twin dirge
#

I'm so excited to hand write dozens of labels

astral basin
#

Have you tried

twin dirge
#

FUCK MATT WHY ARE YOU BROKEN

astral basin
#

Turning it off and back on again

twin dirge
#

Yeah

#

I've also reset the tablet, the Bluetooth, the wifi, and the device a second time

astral basin
#

Is it just not printing?

twin dirge
#

Yerp

#

It won't connect

#

And when it does connect it says it was successfully printed

#

(it wasn't)

astral basin
#

Been having an issue where the tablet has like a 10s delay before it actually primts

stone jay
#

God rolling steel is borderline impossible on auric with randoms

twin dirge
#

Just roll the steel better

#

Best map

#

Rolling steel havoc 40 sounds vile

astral basin
#

So. My usual solution to the tablet doing that is closing the app. It usually works when i pull it back up
Another issue is. It has trouble swapping between printers

twin dirge
#

Texting with plastic gloves on is hard

#

Fair fair

#

Mine usually fixes after a reset or so

whole glade
#

i miss my HS history teacher

#

bro was based asf

#

and was as hell too

tall grove
whole glade
# tall grove How so?

literally said out loud during our slavery lessons, "Dont argue with someone who John Brown would shoot, makes you a stupider person"

astral basin
#

Lol

tall grove
whole glade
#

he was like 28

#

he could not give 2 shits about what history "told" us

#

he just gave us the cold hard facts

tawny gorge
gloomy tartan
#

So it’s the monster mash

whole glade
#

best halloween song

stone jay
#

Yet another rolling steel auric fail yay

stone jay
#

this time managed to reach the boss

tawny gorge
#

how is it that you have a good teacher but you're dumb as shit twink skiitari

#

explain

whole glade
#

im a book smart twink

#

but not a good social or personal twink

gloomy tartan
#

There’s ranks to twinks?

tall grove
whole glade
tawny gorge
whole glade
gloomy tartan
#

Like a troop types?

whole glade
#

made me love the emo fuckers

tawny gorge
#

he might be book smart fr

gloomy tartan
#

Books are neat

whole glade
gloomy tartan
#

Pls don’t teach me

whole glade
#

YOU FUCKING ASKED

jaunty path
#

@whole glade are the nightlords the good guys

gloomy tartan
#

Lmao I didn’t want to be knowledgeable on the topic I just wanted to get it validated

#

If you want to teach the class feel free I’m sorry

#

Though when you mentioned omega I think about Vergil from devil may cry

whole glade
gloomy tartan
#

Why didn’t we fund them

#

They sound neat

whole glade
gloomy tartan
#

The storm that is approaching

astral basin
#

Fuckin. First world problems man
“Oh yeah i got that court date to attend. Apparently going to a war zone and shooting people for fun is illegal.”

whole glade
gloomy tartan
#

The begining and the end

#

Taker of arm

whole glade
astral basin
#

Brrrrap

gloomy tartan
#

Legendary Deadbeat dad Vergil

whole glade