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Cadians likewise just don't shut the fuck up about cafia
i am free from boss rush @elder merlin @neon agate
and they use other melee weapons outside of damn shovels. heck krieg officers use power falchions like our vets in darktide
I’m also gonna buy the hypercrypt legion box I think @blazing hawk :trol:
Iirc there isn't any shovels in the krieg KT
Yeah idc I just hate the kill teams
Shard of the void dragon be upon ye
hey at least there's a bit of justification for that bc... well, cadia only recently got destroyed. they're still angry about it
The Omnissiah possesses optimal operational parameters. His foundations are logically sound.
are they that annoying to play against?
Yes
I’ll be getting four of each now
Both are them are/were meta dominating
because screw fair gameplay
Get a room you Necrons
I always hated boss rush
I missed the first remnant's alt mode
Cadian shock troops however HAVE shovels in their kit
So
plus you didnt need to kill 500 bosses for all the rewards
Cadians are shovelmen confirmed.
You mean Pre-servitors right?
But do you KNOW what the krieg has in their infantry kit? Hand axes.
I hope the new class isn't paywalled like Arbites tbh
Oh boy Oh boy
Kriegers are known for trench warfare
Shovels are readily accessible even if they arent in kit
It will be.
Actually. Id say they were known for roided out horses. But.
im broke ok😭
“Hope is the first step in the road to disappointment”
It's okay My Pre-servitor.. there are other ways of getting paid
ok then, karker
jk
Integrate with the Omnissiah, and optimal operational parameters shall be achieved.
where do i sign up?
Compulsory integration into the Servitor Corps is now mandated.
I pray that it's not a ganger man
Assuming assigned duties in place of the expected cogitator.
Foot traffic is. Expressly above standard levels.
I pray to the Omnissiah man
If it’s ganger I’ll be genuinely upset
please for the love of gods be a admech
whats an admech?
Servitor battleclade new class
Bro doesn't even know base 40k lore
If it is a ganger I will have to be completely drunk to buy it just to cope with the fact that it wasn't a admech
The font for the new class on the banner is red and white, so there's hopium for Admech enjoyers
Adeptus Mechanicus
Link?
My copium is that the class reveal sign on the road map is steel grey and red. I WANT TO BELIEVE! I’m grasping at straws though. 
Sometimes I wish I was born with woman feet so I could sell them online
also would anybody be down to do a few missions in game?
That actually goes so hard
Launch the game maybe?
It's just free money dude
With enough work, nobody would be the wiser
feet are feet
Nah
Honestly
some people just want them
People like some mans feet
Sometimes
Y'all are making a solid point
you can also lie
just slap a filter on it
Get that wikifeet rating going
for as long as you agree with all of my opinions and whims at all times ofc ofc
The ancient one has arrived. Hello Aquila. 
omg
All hail incan, showered in our aquilas
a messenger of the Omnissiah
Pleas Aquila tell us
is the new class an admech
please
we're literally clones of each other in terms of personality so it'll be fine
I will give you my Kidney
The new class will the penis goblin
idk why you're all having such a hard time accepting it's a custodes
He doesn’t know
If he did. Sued by nda
So it is the penis goblin
don't lie to them. it's an administratum scribe and you know it
like Fatshark explicitly said no space marines, that means custodes is the only reasonable option
we know it
The holy banana's of the Emperor
a mind goblin, actually
Aquila class when?
Lies it's actually the lost Primarch Vulkan, finally ressurrected.
On an actual question. If it is a Admech. I would hope we get a lot of customisation, something like adding extra arms or something. please don't do what the Arbites have been through and get no new cosmetics
Voiced by the lead of imagine dragon
can we get the aquila rework where people in darktide actually say it fucking correctly
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
So excited for the new class to have no drip ever
Hopefully GW is merciful lmfao
it's pronounced "aqui-la" not "akwilla"
I'm huffing a shit ton of Cope right now man
Now i want to see ct from slipknot as a va
like spanish "aqui", "a-key"
the monkeys paw curls, the official pronunciation of aquila is akira
Ah-gwee-la?
Same AdMech-bro, same. 
Ah killa
I judt want my kasrkin cosmetics
A-key-la
We officially know the new class isn't:
A C'tan shard
A primarch
A space marine
What in tarnation
Listen, i already got my keys
I WILL GIVE YOU IT ALL
it's a latin word that they slaughtered the pronunciation of in darktide
I do believe Darktide is the only game I still get tilted at wtf is it about this game
a-key-la.
like spanish "aqui" meaning above
As much as i like necrons
I loathe the use of c’tan in their armies
What da fuck is a La-tin?
ackshually high gothic is different from Terran latin
ugh... high gothic
high gothic is latin at home
You must be high if you think im gothic
we're gothicc
Yeah sci fi loves fake latin
…i forgot paul changed pfp
Can we just call Aquila Money boy?
The only thicc thing around here is my ass cheeks
HOLY SHIT THAT'S PAUL?!
ours. we both gothicc
Thought it was some paul imitator
Motherfuckers, my name didnt fuckin change
power maul?! 😳

Look man
speaking of
Discord lets multiple people use one nickname
Only on sundays
the class ability is rampant ADHD
is power maul any good these days with the funny splosion attacc?
IT'S THE MESSANGER
Power Maul is significantly more powerful
A man changes his profile picture a couple times and its like no one knows who he is
Just be glad im not one of those people that change both my picture and name
you get a buff while looting for diamantine and plasteel as your teammates are spam tagging the elevator (literally me, i do this as well)

me
Wait so enemies that im shooting at conveniently disappears and reappears to gank me a minute later?
dont worry paul, the smell of butter sweets and moth balls give you away
hell yeah. i'm looking forward to trying it with fire away
Aquila, a quick Idea, how about the most trusted people or the people that are lucky get a chance to have almost like an interview and ask questions on up coming news and updates!
people keep saying high gothic to me and I keep telling 'em "no, I'm Aquila"
aquilas a mod not a CM
aquila cant do any of that 
I really love the explosion followup swing that lands immediate headshots
pronounced "Aqui-la" right? not "akwilla"
you'd have to hit up the CM with the idea, or suggest it on the forums
yesssss that looks so good
like tequila
Aquila has no power save for the ability to sternly look at horny posters and sigh in disappointment
my infantry lasgun buff suggestions haven't been acted on and that was over a year ago now 🥺
Honestly sick power
We are. Way late in the life cycle for legit QAs
2027 is our last year
Like watch this
Sazza the goblin is hot and should have had a six hour sex scene
Isn't that the Goblin from BG3...
And now he sighs in disappointment
i dont trust larian to make a good looking sex scene
yeah
Total goblin death
Yes and I mean every word of what I said
neuron activation
Sorry you're boring
And that's where I'm calling in the night
good night everyone
kek
and remember to Praise the Omnissiah
good night my new admech fren :3
Four armed emperor for me folks
Sorry, but the only chick I love in BG3 is Karlach (my beloved)
also goblins are goated
I want her to break me like a toothpick
No love for shart or baezel, opinion discarded
sazza is fuckable
but she aint 6 hour long cutscene made by larian fuckable
nothing is worth the sheer level of abysmal dogshit that would be that
Shart sucks and I’m prejudiced against gith
i miss my friend who has a shart obsession. i should text him
Alright hot take tho fr I personally disdain romances in RPGs
We have Malevola from dispatch now
Certainly a take
sounds like some malarkeys going on
Yeah. I haven’t played but if that’s the demon woman then Awooga
i like waterboy most 🤤
yeahhhh that's him!
Sounds like someone got sauced up by Gale
in the game where you can only romance women, the men are the most fuckable characters
truly a telltale game with such abysmal choices
I feel like it takes a ton of writing talent to prevent a romance from getting stale when the relationship gets explored that could otherwise go to other interesting characters and backstories
Why did we need a bonus NPC companion with two different sex scenes including in wildshape when Wyll still doesn't have story beats that aren't related to Karlach??
because the community voted for him to be a companion and not alfira
also because larian sucks at writing past act 1
Nah that man took me to astral fuckville population 3 (me, gale, and my dream guardian watching from the cuck dimension)
I don’t care about anyone other than gale (my bff) and Karlach (my betrothed)
also because the community didnt like wyll during the act 1 specific part of the game
so larian rewrote his entire story
See this is all just insanely lazy behavior from Larian
i kinda want, if they ever do a season 2 of dispatch which they're indicating they will, for them to include a disruption hero.
his or her power would be to, well, turn off nearby supers' powers. like what a blank does to psykers in 40K but not, like, painful for the psyker if that makes sense.
then make him dry up waterboy so waterboy can do things without wetting stuff, and then make them a couple
not lazy
incompetent
you dont rewrite an entire character because a part of the community doesnt like them
you dont add offbrand jaheira to a game
you dont shit the bed with writing
If they wanted a Druid companion Kagha is right there anyways
you dont fuck up the last area of the game and cut out a huge piece of cntent
She's even explicitly sent away on penance
jaheiras a druid
both elves
both druids
I meant a druid available from act one
I personally believe Jaheira and Minsc are both lazy fan service
hes available in act 2, not act 1
Kagha should have been an optional companion as the reward for finishing the grove questline in favor of the grove
Minthara should have been the reward for finishing the grove in favor of the goblin war camp
And they should have patched the good minthara glitch
they added minthara for both ways because people glitched to get her so yeah
fuck getting specific companions
not like larian was known for being good at writing evil campaigns anyway tbf
Owlcat would have written a good evil campaign
Like, don't get me wrong, I love BG3 and I like Larian's other games
But fuckers like Embrace Urge should not have any of the companions in the game except an ascended astarion by the end
Larian was too lazy to even change Shadowheart's personality as Dark Justiciar
She still disapproves of being mean and approves of being kind
nah
laezel possibly would've stayed
DJ shart would've stayed
gale unlikely but possible provided you dont go batshit on the random civvie murders
granted this is going off if larian had written a good evil campaign so take it with a big grain of salt
Hello
hello there
Which is most bad melee weapon?
Hello
which class
ogryn heavy stubber
Veteran
shock maul
Oh I like this gun I accurate
Helbore bayonet
You can't block with it and it only has one attack it does on a chain
I would have guessed Devil’s Claw tbh.
nah that comes attached to a decent gun
I never use it i think
yeah it aint great
I think I will never to use it
Parry at least gives vet some defensive options when surrounded
nah devils claw is actually decent, if not lowered by the indirect nerf caused by the DS buff
I like the little shove the Bolter does
I am not like shock thing as well as
Bolter boop
Fair and valid.
yeah the single use shock charge isnt great
at least you can sacrifice stuff for mastery levels
I like using for coin most
I only use combat knife and tactical axe melee weapon
And Holbore lasgun and revolver now I think
For veteran, try their class-exclusive shovel
I like quick dodge thing
yeah those weapons are all good thankfully
Try Devil's Claw
Is not good for armour
And with tactical axe is not good at armour it is when I am using Helbore lasgun but it is good for to do stagger
Like rager
Doesn't matter 1.5s invuln every time I press special button
I am not like parry thing because is use stamina and is weird
I like many push attack
And if do push then doing block then will be breaking guard
Invuln every parry so good
Is dangerous
I think is not much efficient
There is better way for output damage and stay safe
Hiii
Hello
How are youu
Practice it enough and you can take on DHs with it
It can not very well fight enemy mix with rager enemy
I try it before
They practically off themselves
Spam it
But with parry stamina is go too much quick stamina when to fight rager mix with hoard
But fighting only rager is ok
y cant I make new presets?
Wdym
its a red exclamation for me
How is everyone
havent played in years
Hold the fucking phone. Is your banner fucking skylar
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
her name is skyla
Skyla yeah fuck
i am regarded
Firstly 🤝 .
Secondly. Are you talking like new builds??
yes build presets
yessssssssss
Uhhhhh I don't know whats up with that
ok
Did you recently install
yes
Uhh
You're trying to make a new build preset yeah? Clicking it and its giving you a red error?
Got any mods enabled?
when did you last play
Ur talent trees are gone btw
im betting outdated mods are the issue
Most definitely
🦭
Zeal
Seal is almost is walrus
Did you know this is walrus and seal is related by otter
Old extinct type of otter
Yo let's go
what about sealion?
Elephant seal
Whoah
what happens if you block out the sun?
Yes it is many amount close related to the seal and walrus so is same
There also bear relative
But closest relative is otter type thing
has there been any new maps since Arbites came out
I like manta ray
They are fun and jump
I like when whale is breach
I love whale many amount
🐋
🐳
It’s one of my favourites
Makes sense honestly
Lol i sure as shit dont smell like that
It is thing that is make up of many organism to make one big organism

Most fish clean things that are grow on coral but not eat coral
But some eat it
I am not remember which eat it
I am not know I will check
Oh
Yes they are
Spongebob is give Patrick a reason for not eat him
Like how a person is give pet bird reason for not fly away
Ah okay
Most weird thing of spongebob is that Mr crab is work inside of crab trap
I like money
uh oh
With money to buy cool things like cake
I like hoarding my money like a dragon, all $10 of it
Is best to trade money for better thing to eat
I like dragon i am not know why they are greedy
but money = tree and tree = edible
i like hoarding my bfs shirts and hoodies
idk you'd have ask one of them
he hasnt seen his fav shirt in a bit
Edible is not meaning is good to eat
but eatable
I wish dragon is real but it is maybe scary
But maybe are friend
Yes but it is best to question if should more than if could
but moneh evil and when i hear "eat da rich" i take it literally
No no no this is bad
There metal in money
And is ink
Missclicked the server, for a moment thought this was Vermintide's and thought "why tf is a mod talking"
and? it tasty
Oh
taste like bugs
Why to eating
yummy
Eating bug?
yes.

is corrupt armor out of havoc rotation yet
An evil komoto Dragon
bald
Aaaaa
A gene stealer
That would make sense
I think the hottest character in The Simpsons is Marge
Uhhhh
Look you do you but I can't help but wonder if there's any hot characters in The Simpsons
Love the way tyberos the red wake thinks his custom weapons hunger and slake
Are a combination of power fist lightning claw and chain swords all in one
not a single one
the art style alone is hideous
Yeah it's not a "this artstyle is meant for fanservice" type
Groundskeeper Willy
So uh
not that having a non-sexy artstyle is a problem
I'm not gay
Cap
fine, one
This is why I should be a fuckin dictator ppl having objectively wrong opinions should be a crime
there is not a single thing attractive about a simpsons character
the only art style ive seen thats less appealing is big mouth
Don’t mention that fucking name
Big. Mouth.
"The difference between me and everyone else who tried this exact thing before me is I'm right"
Exactly. My opinion is inherently superior to anyone else’s
How do I physically attack people through my monitor
I am indomitable.
psychic energy wave attack
you listen to machine girl you should know that
PSYCHIC ATTACK!!!!!! 
family guy's still worse i guess
Even at his Lois, Peter is still a family guy
You Avians have had it good for too long
making the sky gay with your wing flaps..
no ive heard of this one
dont talk to her that way
i support the chemtrails wholeheartedly
ketamine is a medicine in a way.
so true
if it has an effect on you in some way its medicine
ketamine, fire, death, all medicine
Birds do make the sky gay
Birds aren't real tho
It's called hyperbaric oxygen therapy. You get into cotton scrubs (because certain materials are super flammable and dangerous in oxygen) and climb into a plexiglass tube with a bed in it. Medical oxygen at 100% concentration is then pumped into it to over two atmospheres of pressure and you lie in that environment for around two hours a day.
I'm aro/ace.
Your theory is completely invalid.
That sounds super bad for you
its woke
It encourages the formation of blood vessels and therefore stimulates the healing of damaged tissue.
I did two months of it to recover from radiation damage.
Fucking how'd that happen????
Yeah but aren’t we supposed to breathe a rather specific amount of oxygen content?
What happened?
Cancer treatment
So halfway through, they start sending room air through a mask that you breathe for ~fifteen minutes
Oh. Well I’m glad you survived, cancer isn’t pleasant, and many don’t survive
Are you..better now?
But it's not deadly, just that it can make you high
Sorry did I come back to radiation damage?
I am 2.5 years cancer free :>
starts breathing heavily
actually, kind of yes
you ever hyperventilated
overdoses on oxygen
That’s amazing! Though, goku would like a word
there was also that oxygen bar thing that was... big? for a while
Yeah hi I've been exposed to ~ten times the lethal full body dose of radiation*
Do you mean whippets
-# *over a period of six weeks and concentrated at a single location on my body
that part of your body must be immune to radiation by now
But it let you survive. At least it worked. Some aren’t as lucky
The radiation and chemo were to reduce the chances of it coming back.
no one with atleast 2 neurons did it
And I also lost all my resistance to hot spices :<
damn
Cyrus did you have a radiation scanner or smth
Oh shit.
you still eat them, i assume
Aw
No, why do you ask?
i know i would
I tend to avoid capsaicin.
for health reasons or because you hate it
The latter
Theres a cat video of a guy putting a rad scanner on his cat after it got scanned. it started ticking heavy lmfao
Well then you’re no longer lore accurate as a bird
No but that's okay
fake bird
So iirc, they implanted a pellet in that cat
we already knew that birds were drones
But yeah I don't have much in the way of capsaicin resistance which sucks
Cyrus the bird does! He also has my fake tongue half
your what
Wasn't fortnite orignally supposed to be a zombie game
My false tongue half
Half of my tongue is not actually made of tongue.
It's made of arm
fortnite is a zombie game
Til bagged milk is placed into a pitcher
Not emptied. Just. Placed.
And also mexicans drink sodas like homemade caprisuns. Lil bag w a straw
Can you taste anything on that side
Well shit
bird
You can see it in the sticker by the lighter colour (that's the fake bit)
I can see I think
fascinating
my IRL tongue has the same difference in colour. It's just also visibly scarred.
Sounds kinda cool
And no, the fake bit doesn't taste nor move, but it is alive.
What part of your arm did they use
the inside of my right wrist
sick
guess the arm cant grow new taste buds
As well as an artery and vein up my arm that were clipped to ones in my neck
better than missing tongue, i suppose
Fun fact thats how they make new ears
It’s so cool what the human body can do
So yeah there's a reason why I say I could beat up space marines 😛
Yeah because on tabletop anything can 
Yeah I think they first take a bit off one end. then they put it underneath a patch of skin to develop, and put it where its needed
OR WELL
they shape it THEN put it in the skin
Thats how they do it, right cyrus?
I mean for me they just cut a chunk of flesh off my arm and transplanted it into my mouth
give me a big enough stick and enough tries and i can kill a space marine
society.
They straight up sewed it in, did a neck dissection (I have a scar from ear to ear across my neck) and also cut a tracheostomy into me so I could breathe while my tongue was too swollen to breathe or eat past
Like I was in surgery for over 9 hours, in critical care step-down for ten days after
And then I had a second surgery a month later to remove several teeth that would not survive radiation
They pulled four molars and two wisdom teeth out and I was mostly fine the next day
THEN I started radiation and chemo the week after that, which uh
Do not recommend.
What was it like going under
On anaesthesia?
mhm
Oh yeah, I’ve seen its result. At least for my dad, he looked like a dead man
Hard to explain
I’m sure he felt worse
You just kind of "wake up" feeling fucking exhausted because you're not actually asleep.
Yeah I trucked through it but I cried when I rang my bell.
I am proud of those tears.
But you don't remember shit yeah?
Also yeah I guess that makes sense since no one snores during surgery lmfao.
But hey, at least it worked. Can’t say the same for my old man, so I’m happy it did for you
I'm sorry about that
They also put a tube down your throat unless they're working down there so
Oh yeah speakin o which. Cats have their eyes open when they're gassed up on that stuff.
it looks freaky and scary but theyre fine
It’s alright, shit happens. Can’t complain too hard, plenty of others died younger
yeah but death isn't a fun thing to experience :<
I hope you had the support you needed to get through it
Yeah especially when they’re that close. But everyone dies eventually, some are just sooner than others
Yep. Plenty of games to help me through it. No joke, it was the best therapy for me
My mom recently witnessed a fatal car accident and I was very concerned that she got the support she needed in the aftermath. She seems to have.
That's good.
Yeah, it’s been tough but we’ve been managing. Regardless, I’m happy you made it
I won't lie, I'm also happy I made it.
Woah cool it with the hot takes. Being glad to be alive? Tsk tsk too spicy of a take for this server
ha
I need to get some herbal "tea"
I need atleast a industrial amount
I’m making this a twitter hashtag. We need to cancel this mf ASAP
but ur a bird
I’ve never been on twitter lol
I fly blue skies
Probably because it’s owner is a Nazi lol
Probably!
there's only one bird in twitter and its in torment
It’s almost definitely. He reposted a tweet about the great replacement theory lmao
He did straight up nazi salutes so
Noooo you don’t understaaaaaaand he was saying his heart goes out to you! What? It didn’t look like that? S-shut up! H-he’s autistic!
Seltzer?
Saltzer...
Saltzpyre water

I like sparkling water
Boo
sparkling water
Weirdo
alcoholic
skaven I'm gonna pull off your fucking skin do not shit talk seltzer
I didn't
I prefer soft drinks, but between a bubly and plain water, I’m going with the former
Saltzpyre is cool
I'm gonna pull off ALL OF YOUR SKIN and DUNK YOU IN LEMON JUICE.
Why lemon juice in specific?
So fun fact: "soft drink" is any beverage that doesn't have alcohol in it!
hurts lots
Oh, cool. But I’m sure you know what I meant
You meant pop
dips ur in tempura batter and fry
Yeah, soda, pop, whatever you wanna call it. Even sodapop if you’re a degenerate
(But yeah another fun fact is that doctors and nurses have noted that I have an incredible tolerance to pain)
That isn't torture by the way
I will die instantly
🇨🇦
all people that call soda a music genre need to get their legs chopped
Rock
Hey guys
Important inquiry: you’re not from Quebec, right?
Hello Missus good morning
lol
I am Skaven
Ontario
Foolish Skaven
But the Quebecois are good folk. Don't put up with shit and have good food.
doubt they're french adjacent
Should I try liquid death
Yes
If you want
its overpriced water
Your mom is overpriced water
I have heard nothing but bad things about the quebecois
Also all my French teachers have been assholes
whatever this means
Every last one
Didn't knew your mom were liquid
That's badass man

Aight so they have fantastic food, amazing swear words, and a town named "St Louis du Ha! Ha!"
Doesn’t make up for the fact that they tend to be, from what I’ve heard from every relative that’s interacted with them, and my personal experience with French teachers who tended to be from there, massive assholes
I mean if you're going in with the preconcieved notion that they're assholes then you're going to identify them as assholes.
Preconceived notions are what I’m all about. I go in with an assumption and if it’s challenged I just call them stupid
unfortunate
Why is deep rock galactic in fortnite
rock and stone 😭
Why is scout tall
They didn’t even make the dwarf short
Who gave scout legs
ikr???
Someone take those away
I suppose for a human sized dwarf it really isn't that bad but like
I can now kill scouts in a different game. Nice
Wuh?
nah its cool as shit
nice
slop
i can shoot down goku and vegeta with isaac clarke
purest form of slop
Atp Fortnite is as someone else called it, a media museum
kratos using guns is one of the most cursed things
Anything that was important ever is in fortnite
im still waiting for them to add greek saga kratos
man i need to do my weekly havoc and theres no havoc up
Im still waiting for the air bud crossover
Even 9/11? 😱
Prolly
oh yeah they added pets
that could happen
I’m still waiting for them to add the emperor of mankind
but idk
I already own baby moff it's so fuckin cute
They add him but his debuff is that he can't walk
Nothing with the emperor is cursed, heretic
Bro is tied to the throne
that wouldnt be an issue
godzilla and a megazord is in the game
yes, both pre and post heresy
theres official artwork for both
I can't wait to see the emperor of mankind hit the griddy after killing the galactic emperor
i'd buy a tau firewarrior if they added it to fortnite
My pure excitement to see a mechanicus wap after double pumping Darth Vader
darth vader would swiss cheese 100 skiitaris before they could even react to being swiss cheesed
It is slop to meant to satiate the commoners
Do you think the custodes changes the emperor
For sure
wym
I want a power fist for veteran
He's got a special adult diaper brand too "emperor ups"

Wait what about sefoni
power fists are completely integrated with space marine armor
Sefoni is new playable class confirmed
they're one of the few weapons that cannot be made for normal human use
Power claws tho
The question is whether they do the baby talk. " Did the big empewwer do a stinky in his diapy wipy?"
same with power claws lol
Had no clue, saw other people talk about it.
Aids, still think they should give me a power axe
Sefoni just floats in a tube is she like a goldfish
Sefoni doesn't like it when you tap on her tank
this is for another reason though
they're exceptionally rare
Your exceptionally rare
No balls
You're*
Thank you
You're welcome sir
and they also need some sort of auxiliary battle system that feeds them power and lets you use them
still haven't answered the question fashion
what question
Innit that the thing that the relic sword has?
Do you think custodes changes the emperor
Your so rare because you should be catalogued
Aaaaaa
a power sword has everything within the sword itself
omg...like the mandela catalogue? What an honor...
But the battery pack idea is still pretty smart
uhh do you mean like in story?
I mean YOU’RE
no he doesnt listen to them
not really, the rejects are disposable
Sinner.

I'm extra expendable
Aki is the only one who understood the question unfortunately
Idk. My diabetic friends all pretty much have battery packs of their own
Seems annoying af
Ofc I am, have you met me
But what if the batteries powered las weapons
DISPOSABLE battery pack
you're not giving them exceptionally rare pieces of equipment that need auxiliary armor
that shit is for the 2 commissars that want to go into battle
swagged out
I wanna be a commissar
So no name brand corpse starch for the rejects?
They seem like they have a good life
nah it fucking sucks for them too
Did I catch you aspiring to be some shit?
I'm very non-heretical
Im assuming what we do in darktide is canon
Everything’s cannon
zealots scream for da god empra and kill everyone
So you're telling me that the 360 no scope I hit on that sniper was cannon?
oh nah you cant aspire to be a commissar you need to be born in the system
That's fuckin hype
mhm
Not your choice
What choices do we actually have lmao
You don't chose to be a space marine nore choose to be an inquisitor
Well you can always die
Thats one.
That’s a inevitability more of a choice
Easy
you can kind of choose to not be a space marine by hiding away and not going to the trials
I'll do that right now
don't do that
Like you’re going to have to drop deuce, breath, and die at some point those are all inevitable not really choices
That sounds like something id get told to face the wall for
I've never taken a shit in my life
I'm a skin mite, I eat till I explode
The little mite that could
You’ll grow from a mite to a mite the size of a Kodiak bear
Just like John Wayne woulda done
I was gonna say best grade corpse starch would be a fat ass noble
But if youre a noble and the fightings got to the point of breaking out the starch grinders…
They got all the rare spices and clean Smokey flavor you can’t get from traitor corpse starch.
The sprite cranberry of corpse starch if you will
Got that extra fatty richness
Sizzle it over a burner
Gourmet corpse starch
I feel like it would be high quality but low yield
Cuz all the fat would cook out of it
Hey now spam is a hawaiian staple food
Same
The epitome of "boi the fuck is that shit"
Hey where do the ogryns get their giant rats they eat
Somewhere
They aren’t like catching them on the ship right?
Catch small ones and fatten them up
Dont tell me there’s rats that big loose on the damn Morningstar
Its not unlikely that they are getting them off the streets
Gonna kill myself, the label printer is broken again
I'm so excited to hand write dozens of labels

Have you tried
FUCK MATT WHY ARE YOU BROKEN
Turning it off and back on again
Yeah
I've also reset the tablet, the Bluetooth, the wifi, and the device a second time
Is it just not printing?
Yerp
It won't connect
And when it does connect it says it was successfully printed
(it wasn't)
Been having an issue where the tablet has like a 10s delay before it actually primts
God rolling steel is borderline impossible on auric with randoms
So. My usual solution to the tablet doing that is closing the app. It usually works when i pull it back up
Another issue is. It has trouble swapping between printers
Texting with plastic gloves on is hard
Fair fair
Mine usually fixes after a reset or so
How so?
literally said out loud during our slavery lessons, "Dont argue with someone who John Brown would shoot, makes you a stupider person"
Lol
Waow (basedbasedbasedbaswdbasedbasedbased)

he was like 28
he could not give 2 shits about what history "told" us
he just gave us the cold hard facts
ergo the warp will obbliterate your soul
So it’s the monster mash
Yet another rolling steel auric fail yay
true
this time managed to reach the boss
how is it that you have a good teacher but you're dumb as shit twink skiitari
explain
There’s ranks to twinks?
Neeeeeeeeeeerd
yeah?
did you read the night lords trilogy?
many.
Like a troop types?
BEST 40K BOOKS
made me love the emo fuckers
he might be book smart fr
Books are neat
well one theres your omegas
Pls don’t teach me
@whole glade are the nightlords the good guys
Yes and no
Lmao I didn’t want to be knowledgeable on the topic I just wanted to get it validated
If you want to teach the class feel free I’m sorry
Though when you mentioned omega I think about Vergil from devil may cry
a necessary evil that if given the chance to be corrected could've been the deadlist force of the emperor, but since the big E was too busy watching 2022 gym edits and egomaxxing he didnt help konrad
The Alpha and Omega* ermmm🤓
The storm that is approaching
Fuckin. First world problems man
“Oh yeah i got that court date to attend. Apparently going to a war zone and shooting people for fun is illegal.”
lawn chair maxxing
jebus chirs
Brrrrap
Legendary Deadbeat dad Vergil
Big E worse


