general-chat

[visual vortex]

Tongue not work well and make words melt together 🧠

[final herald]

I'll do it with him

[untold skiff]

just wanted to post the go away darktide player and go to sleep

[wispy wadi]

Gifs are heresy varlets

[untold skiff]

anyways gn

[minor narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-warpfire-skaven-clan-skryre-warpfire-thrower-gif-12960378359470831154

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/savosandsavos-gif-10098754770260943602

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[untold skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-gif-22117141

[little marten]

Well shit if it’s a party I don’t wanna miss out

[minor narwhal]

https://tenor.com/ff1ew9sCGQk.gif

[nocturne flicker]

G1 starscream was my childhood crush.

the goth girls in kids' cartoons i thought were my crushes turned out to just be inspirations

[brazen pelican]

Don't forget the worms! :3

[nocturne flicker]

night mate

[little marten]

OK SIRI, WHO IS THE THICCEST TRANSFORMER

[nimble glade]

Please be Ganger, please be Ganger.. please be Ganger... 🙏

[tall grove]

Autism crime

[neon agate]

[minor narwhal]

HIVE GANGER!!! WE LOVE HIVE GANGER!!

[final herald]

YES

[brazen pelican]

"The Slaaneshi Neurothicctor."

[neon agate]

[ocean widget]

the only fuckable decepticons are airachnid, shockwave and maybe megatron

[ocean widget]

shockwave

[final herald]

STARSCREAM

[little marten]

You’re a transformer?

[nocturne flicker]

Please be a unified Scum archetype if not Admech

[final herald]

He's such a little shit I love him

[brazen pelican]

I transform. I think? ..oOwOo..

[neon agate]

Not my boi

[little marten]

🤖

[ocean widget]

last i remembered he tried to take over when megatron had a cold

[ocean widget]

your boi is my husband

[nocturne flicker]

I GUESS THAT MAKES ME THE NEW LEADER 🗣️🔥

[tall grove]

🏳️‍🌈

[neon agate]

Okay that's fine. You are goated so I will accept that

[little marten]

Which of those are lady transformers

[final herald]

YOU CANT KEEP ME IN HERE MEGATRON! [screaming]

[brazen pelican]

Can I still obey the Hive Mind and worship Slaanesh?

[ocean widget]

airachnid

[tall grove]

No

[nocturne flicker]

g1 starscream IS hot though. you see how long his fuckin legs are?

[visual vortex]

Clampdown

[nocturne flicker]

perhaps

[little marten]

Nah she ain’t for me

[brazen pelican]

Didn't ask you. Blows raspberry.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-peter-griffin-long-legs-peter-griffin-tall-legs-legs-long-gif-14401120379558379408

[neon agate]

Shockwave and grimlock are my favorite in each group

[tall grove]

And yet you got my answer. You should be honoured

[little marten]

Ok now we’re talking

[brazen pelican]

I refuse. :<

[nocturne flicker]

i'll never say no to grimlock

[visual vortex]

Ain't called Clampdown for nothing 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[neon agate]

Listen man those missions with grimlock in fall of cybertron were the best

[final herald]

No!

[tall grove]

Sucks to suck

[final herald]

Leading for landing!

[nocturne flicker]

shockwave is too similar to me as a person. autistic

[final herald]

Repairing!

Attack the D point!

[nocturne flicker]

speaking of shockwave

have youse seen the hugo weaving as shockwave fan animation someone made? it's... surprisingly fitting

[elder merlin]

Yes

[final herald]

The thiccest is clearly tf animated lugnut

[neon agate]

I also will say that shock wave is also a little bit below Soundwave, but Soundwave i am too biased to because I love his voice and just like him I love having friends

[elder merlin]

That shit was so tight

[little marten]

Any Cardi B transformers

[final herald]

Kiss him on the mouth

[visual vortex]

Clampdown

[elder merlin]

Man, wrecking people in transformers war and fall online was my heyday

[nocturne flicker]

soundwave without his little mask is insanely hot too

[brazen pelican]

Bishoujo Optimus Prime.

[nocturne flicker]

i love how he transforms into a boombox 🥰

[ocean widget]

and bishoujo megatron

[little marten]

You told me what that word meant the other day but I’ve forgotten sorry

[final herald]

You just wanna kiss a crab

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, Car D. Bee.

[ocean widget]

if i could look like anyone it'd have to be the bishoujo megatron ngl

[elder merlin]

Clampdown gonna take you to clamptown

[little marten]

BLOCKED

[visual vortex]

He got them claws and can move FASR 🤤

[brazen pelican]

Prime is like a better version of the original Warframe.

[neon agate]

His little buddies and his loyalty to Megatron is why I love him

[nocturne flicker]

here's the hugo weaving as shockwave vid:

https://youtu.be/ZrzHu1iGtxo?si=6L4xUzM3Ojd9J-pu

[final herald]

Thats not thicc thats just carcinized

[visual vortex]

A man can dream... A man can dream...

[neon agate]

Loyalty and trust are two things I love the most. Which is why I love how grimlock would not stop until he found his team

[nocturne flicker]

funny enough if skywarp ever stopped being really stupid, starscream would be killed off instantly

[neon agate]

So fooking true

[final herald]

I like shockwave when he's being a scientist goober

[nocturne flicker]

skywarp is a seeker (like starscream) but fanatically devoted to megatron. the only reason megatron chose starscream over him as second-in-command is because skywarp is REALLY stupid

[final herald]

Edgy shockwave should be in the background, stuff you realized later

Not upfront

[brazen pelican]

This is why @little marten is always the squad leader when we play.

[final herald]

That being said; the prime version of him was so stoic that it worked

[nocturne flicker]

i just think hugo weaving's voice suits him. regardless of it being serious or funny it'd work well

[final herald]

He wasn't being overtly evil or anything

[nocturne flicker]

imo

[final herald]

He's just...doing his thing. And other people get in the way sometimes.

[tall grove]

Transformers prime is PEAK 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🗣️

[final herald]

I don't like optimus or the lack of noses in prime

[nocturne flicker]

oh damn it's STORMING outside

[languid hazel]

I hope the December 2nd update adds the ability to romance different npc’s aboard the mourningstar :3

[nocturne flicker]

prime isn't my thing personally. never got into it

[tall grove]

Hadron 🤤

[brazen pelican]

Dibs on Hallowette.

[nocturne flicker]

they need to buff zola's ass

[little marten]

Wait what

[visual vortex]

Kayex-8 hotter

[final herald]

Its good! Better than a lot of media. But optimus is like ultra boring in it.

[brazen pelican]

Hmm?

[little marten]

Which one of us us stupid

[tall grove]

Nah he’s more of a grandpa type

[brazen pelican]

Who says one of us is stupid?

[final herald]

Megatron is also a shitlord in a good way

In prime

[blazing ibex]

The obvious one to gravitate to is Hadron

[little marten]

Must be me cause I have no idea lol

[ocean widget]

exactly
you're both stupid

[blazing ibex]

But i propose

[nocturne flicker]

i bet kayex has a jar of hard candies somewhere

[brazen pelican]

Me neither.

[blazing ibex]

Morrow.

[ocean widget]

[final herald]

Megatron in prime is the most likely megatron to throw up double middle fingers while yelling at someone

[ocean widget]

ill eat kayex's hard candies

[visual vortex]

Yeah but he goes "OUGHHHHH... NO DATA... MORE... 😩"

[tall grove]

I don’t swing that way specifically, but I can very easily see how people would be attracted to him

[brazen pelican]

Well, if I'm so stupid, how come I could tie my own shoelaces all by myself today?!

[ocean widget]

the ability to use your hands requires only a minimal level of intelligence

[tall grove]

Hard candies, yeah. And butterscotch pudding

[nocturne flicker]

my ogryn says "I NEED MOAR BOOLETSSSSS"

[brazen pelican]

And just like that you're calling me intelligent. :3

[minor narwhal]

holy hell

[final herald]

Also prime has KNOCKOUT MY BELOVED

[nocturne flicker]

btw guys twink-linked heavy stubbers are actually really good at sniping trust me

[blazing ibex]

I do. Bold man in uniform who's lowkey caring and will pull strings and break protocol to get shit done?

[nocturne flicker]

you crouch and fire in bursts

[ocean widget]

tyranids, tyranids never change

[brazen pelican]

Hungry. :<

[final herald]

KNOCKOUT IS THE CUTEST THING IN TF PRIME

[visual vortex]

I love tyranid

[tall grove]

Yeah well I’m only gay for twinks

[ocean widget]

can confirm, threw my twin stubber at a sniper halfway across the map and obliterated their face

[nocturne flicker]

it's really funny when you kill a sniper 100m away doing this, everyone looks at you like you're the chosen one

[brazen pelican]

What about femboys?

[visual vortex]

Whatever doesn't kill you evolves and tries again. 🔥

[blazing ibex]

I am an enjoyer of many walks of life.

[tall grove]

That’s what I mean

[final herald]

I just click them with the single barrel one

[brazen pelican]

Fair enough, carry on. :3

[languid hazel]

He absolutely does. And he probably gives them to his servitors as treats :3

[nocturne flicker]

his lil grandchildren 🥰

[languid hazel]

I bet Kayex gives great hugs honestly

[visual vortex]

Nah he probably gives them some new toys to squish little people with

[nocturne flicker]

yes but that's not as funny bc it's only one mg. i have two welded together. boss delete when press F with funny burn stacks

[brazen pelican]

Kayex has sweet biomass? I'll be back.

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

On december 2nd we'll all be Kayex
Or shooting up drugs and dying in drivebys

Either or

[nocturne flicker]

hadron probably gives those short but good ones, then pats you on the back when she's had enough

[languid hazel]

Then calls you a good pre-servitor uwu

[wraith phoenix]

hadron is a skitarii ... skitarii confirmed????

[visual vortex]

Hadron yells at you. Kayex gives you big gun that go big pow

[lethal solstice]

No?

[languid hazel]

Anyways!

Time to get high and space the fuck out :3

[lethal solstice]

Hadron's a technoarcheologist

[tall grove]

Go on shrooms and play peril bomb psyker

[wraith phoenix]

techno-what?

[nocturne flicker]

hopefully she finds some STCs for pre-heresy las weapons at some point...

[visual vortex]

Technoarcheologist

[tall grove]

Archeologist

[wispy wadi]

She digs up calculators

[tall grove]

But for tech

[visual vortex]

Mechanicus lads that go around finding blueprints for dark age technology

[lethal solstice]

Skitarii are the admech's foot soldiers

[wraith phoenix]

she... she... she wears the red robes with gold trimming = skitarii!

[visual vortex]

One of them has a necron gf in his basement that he beat at chess

Forgot her name

[tall grove]

Alright I’m hopping back on my havoc grind. Rawdogging the controls after playing DRG for a while. Can’t wait to derank

[visual vortex]

But he basically teased her for two hours and then got a fool's mate

[visual vortex]

(Fool's mate is when the player playing White plays very poorly and loses in two moves)

[brazen pelican]

Google en passant.

[ocean widget]

holy hell

[visual vortex]

Chess players must be high all the time

[ocean widget]

yeah thats why its anarchy

[wraith phoenix]

I remember learning about en passant when I was like 5, y'all need to get with the times

[nocturne flicker]

just bit my tongue while eating a malaysian curry

minor ouchie

[tall grove]

Was the curry good at least?

[visual vortex]

Don't care about chess

Not my type

[nocturne flicker]

hell naw if it's smth to do with chess, i'm too stupid to learn it

[visual vortex]

Prefer checkers

Or sorry

[wraith phoenix]

blessed is the mind too small for doubt

[visual vortex]

I must be super blessed then

[neon agate]

Raw what?

[nocturne flicker]

big hat lady says there is strength in ignorance. am very strong

[wraith phoenix]

Shipmistress call me biggest idiot she ever seen. Make me very proud!

[shadow scarab]

my mind is small and I doubt all the time. What do I do

[visual vortex]

Hit head against wall

Forget doubt

[nocturne flicker]

robert can help

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lCD18msgXyo

legends of avantris clip to explain

[tall grove]

Rawdogging the controls. I need to get used to them again

[neon agate]

Okay got it

[shadow scarab]

[shadow scarab]

thanks, will try!

[neon agate]

I have already seen this

[ocean widget]

did you rawdog it

[neon agate]

My favorite still is the unicorn one

[neon agate]

I bring protection if possible

Sometimes it doesn't matter

[ocean widget]

to be fair
that was a good fucking wish

[neon agate]

IT REALLY WAS

[tall grove]

Also, the judge zealot is continually surprising me with his level of empathy and shocking logic. Like he just said “the workers sleep here, while their master drowse on feather beds. Despicable.” And earlier he said “those who live here suffer, while the rich enjoy the fruits of the workers labours”

He’s like

[neon agate]

I just love how he is drawn anatomically correct on the fooking unicorn

[tall grove]

Lowkey a commie? I didn’t expect that level of logic and empathy from a Warhammer character, let alone a zealot

Let alone the loudest one

[visual vortex]

3rd loudest

First in Brawler ogryn

[tall grove]

I meant the loudest zealot

[visual vortex]

Sorry i cant read

2 stupid

[neon agate]

As my friends said the loudest darktide character is Hazy when he is screaming

And I one time screamed my a** off when 8 reapers were all looking at me

[tall grove]

Why are you censoring ass?

[nocturne flicker]

judge zealots are surprisingly progressive people for the universe yeah

[ocean widget]

because he can only say what he is

[nocturne flicker]

the difference between savant and judge is that savant is hopelessly optimistic, while judge sees stuff as it is

[neon agate]

I can censor all cuss words online, but not in vc

[ocean widget]

he can only say the word bottom btw mundane

[tall grove]

They even say that they’re willing to look past the psyker’s “base nature” and judge their actions instead. They’re shockingly understanding

[tall grove]

Odd

[visual vortex]

The beds in that one map where you go through the big tube look very comfy

[tall grove]

I thought that was the terminology your kind would use

[visual vortex]

I see myself curling up and going to sleep under the metal stairs

[neon agate]

Idk why man. I have had this habit for years

[nocturne flicker]

yeah.

i even think agitator zealot is only acting like that to keep up appearances. they seem to have a few hidden vices and even snap at times where they stop talking all noble

[green beacon]

just like how you should censor v*t

[neon agate]

Listen man. I have a vet friend and I play shout melee vet

Granted that's my third most played

[tall grove]

Yeah, but the judge zealot seems to genuinely care about the poor people being trampled by the rich. Despite being the most intense, they’re somehow also the most understanding

[neon agate]

Behind arb and zeal

[nocturne flicker]

i do a ranged lasgun vet with ES and a power falchion

[twin flower]

Racoon man

[neon agate]

Is that a dog as foxy

[green beacon]

damn ur a v*t main get away from me

[neon agate]

That is adorable

[neon agate]

Bro i am arb main

[tall grove]

Five night foxy jump scare

[little marten]

🐓

[visual vortex]

Because in the lore he talks to Bully Ogryn and says in the priest training place he slept on the floor on straw

[green beacon]

yeah thats v*t 2

[nocturne flicker]

yeah, it's weird seeing someone be THAT self-aware in 40K while maintaining the position of an ecclesiarchy priest. maybe that's why they're in prison

[neon agate]

But i run forceful and bash

[little marten]

M&S is selling 4 chicken breasts for £12 that’s robbery

[tall grove]

He’s not a priest, he’s a zealot. Big difference

But I agree it is very strange

[nocturne flicker]

zealot's just the archetype name for ppl in ecclesiarchal service, i forget the more specific terms

[tall grove]

Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if, in the event we do get a xeno class, he’d say the same thing he did about psykers, with him judging them based on action, even if he still won’t like them

[nocturne flicker]

the ecclesiarchy aren't really my jam personally. prefer to listen to emprah himself

[tall grove]

Pretty sure the zealots we play are just civilians

[nocturne flicker]

i think if we do get xenos weaponry, it'll come from a broader "scum" archetype

that being made of pirates, scavs, hive gangers and such

so they'd have smuggled xenos gear

[visual vortex]

So I wouldnt be surprised if he sympathizes with the workers in the factories

[nocturne flicker]

i don't see fatshark making a dedicated xenos character rig simply bc they're lazy as hell with rigging already, plus xenos don't make much sense due to some localised logistical problems

apart from maybe eldar

[tall grove]

No I mean a full on hypothetical xeno. I mean he set aside the “suffer not the witch to live” so I feel like he’d, if begrudgingly, give the same “leniency” to a potential xeno class, even if he’d still make it clear that he didn’t like them

[sweet trail]

no reward penance for upgrading all weapons to 20?

[tall grove]

Yeah, eldar are the ones I’m thinking of

[visual vortex]

They are mentioned to be near the Mourningstar and trying to cut a deal

[nocturne flicker]

yeah dw i know it's all theoretical. just putting it out there if you wanna use xenos weapons that fatshark would probably tie them to a human class first as part of a cold trade brokering type deal

smuggled Xenos weapons

[visual vortex]

So maybe an Eldar could be possible

[nocturne flicker]

only that they're following the Mourningstar. Them trying to make contact is only a theory from Morrow afaik

[whole glade]

guh

[visual vortex]

I mean if they wanted to kill the Mourningstar they would've already done so, right?

[tall grove]

Yeah, I’m just saying it’s cool that it’s a zealot that genuinely cares about justice to such a degree he’s willing to give some measure of leniency to those he should hate. It’s kinda cool, even if unlikely in the setting

[visual vortex]

Hadron even said they were better off praying if the Eldar decided to take a crack at them

[nocturne flicker]

A broad "Scum" archetype would be a lot better than people give it credit for bc they see it and think "oh it's just hive gangers" when that could also include pirates and scavs

[tall grove]

I trust morrow. He’s got gut instinct, and it’s done him well so far

[tall grove]

Yeah but I don’t want any of those. I’d rather have eldar or admech

[visual vortex]

Morrow is a PTSD filled veteran that goes to Sefoni to forget things

[nocturne flicker]

not attacking doesn't mean necessarily wanting contact or trade. they may be simply protecting us bc the completion of our mission benefits them. but i would like it if we get contact

[tall grove]

Don’t care, he’s the goat

[visual vortex]

Agreed

[nocturne flicker]

admech would be best case scenario yes

[visual vortex]

It would benefit them to help us would it not?

It would increase their likeliness to get what they want and faster

[nocturne flicker]

yes but... they're also eldar. they could view us as being beneficial while also undeserving of trading with them. they're weird and have a superiority thing over humans. hopefully they come to their senses though

[visual vortex]

And if i recall they're there because of Grendel

[tall grove]

Really depends on the craftworld

[nocturne flicker]

that's what i mean

[visual vortex]

So maybe Grendel cut a deal with the Eldar and they're in his debt

[nocturne flicker]

potentially, yeah. there's a theory he's a consciousness trapped in some aeldari gem

and he's trying to restore his human form in magos kharib's experiments

[tall grove]

That’s—a good theory, actually

[nocturne flicker]

that's just a theory

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure he's off-world rubbing shoulders with nobles on a secret mission

Says that in the board game

[tall grove]

No we know that he’s a spirit inhabiting the ship in some way

[tall grove]

And you just believed it? Lmao

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah i forgot

[visual vortex]

I'm kind of stupid

And it fun to theorize

[tall grove]

Bros trusting an inquisitor’s word 😭

[nocturne flicker]

there's a chance he's not really and that's just a cover bc there's a lot of... credibility to the theory that he's brahms' grandfather who seems to be spiritually bound to something on the mourningstar or the mourningstar itself

[tall grove]

It’s basically confirmed

[visual vortex]

I remember dialogue where Brahms' mom sold her out to work under Grendel

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. especially since he uses brahms' grandfather's voice while speaking to rannick in the arbites cutscene

briefly

[nocturne flicker]

dw me too 💜

[visual vortex]

I always thought after the Genestealer encounter Brunt got infected

Because he only says he tore its head off and stomped on it gud

[nocturne flicker]

another hint is that rannick, as one of grendyl's interrogators, has never even MET him

[visual vortex]

Maybe it surprised him and gave him a smooch

So they have him in quarantine

[nocturne flicker]

brunt's accent pisses me off.

catachans are australians not scottish. why the hell would they make a catachan ogryn scottish?

i'm mad about this

[visual vortex]

Maybe parent was scottish?

[tall grove]

Rannick also doesn’t know where he is so I doubt they put him in quarantine

[tall grove]

Wait he’s from Catachan?

[visual vortex]

Maybe he got infected and left to the second hive city?

[nocturne flicker]

yeah brunt's a catachan ogryn

[visual vortex]

Explains the catachan knives

[tall grove]

I didn’t even know there were ogryns on Catachan

[visual vortex]

Since he'd have a supply of them

[visual vortex]

Ogryns are everywhere

[zinc kite]

its all ogre

[tall grove]

I just didn’t think they’d be smart enough to survive there

[visual vortex]

They are exceptionally hardy

And strong

[zinc kite]

1 ton water bear

[nocturne flicker]

that's the thing is ogryns are "dumb" because they retained basically only what they NEEDED to survive

[zinc kite]

unless theres a netter

[hidden hazel]

me: getting some wins in low havoc and actually enjoy havoc for once.
the game: here's 20 crushers in rotten armor because F you

[nocturne flicker]

ogryns developed on like really harsh planets where they got stronger and used less and less non-survival knowledge and became "dumb" as a result

[dawn kite]

havoc 32 would like to have a word with you

[visual vortex]

Dont need smarts if strong

[tall grove]

Lmao yeah. 20 crushers with rotten armour and encroaching garden

[visual vortex]

No amount of tech cant beat gud stomping

[hidden hazel]

havoc 21 already had words with me, and those words were NO FUN ALLOWED

[nocturne flicker]

some player nerfs are in order so they can actually make ts less egregious with balancing

[dawn kite]

from 32 and above its all crushers

[hidden hazel]

still a good run for the evening, not complaining

[nocturne flicker]

duelling sword nerfs weren't enough FS 🙏

[hidden hazel]

sounds like I'm sticking to auric quickplay then

[nocturne flicker]

same

i completed havoc 25 and got my moebian 53rd skins

[dawn kite]

eh its kinda like scab only melee mostly but with ammo

[nocturne flicker]

that's all i need

[dawn kite]

plus havoc stuff

[visual vortex]

Prefer the loyalist armor

[tall grove]

Huh? Didn’t hear you right . Did you say “buff duelling sword”? Okay, well, if you insist…

[visual vortex]

Since the Heretics call you a Loyalist

[nocturne flicker]

i remember falling off a ledge while wearing moebian 53rd gear and the dude who rescued me said "you mastered havocs but not ledges"

that one got a good laugh outta me 😂

[dawn kite]

every time i wanna try falchion i remember how much weaker to ds it is

every time

[tall grove]

I still need help with this

[nocturne flicker]

"what's that? infantry lasguns need buffs? okay. buffing scrier's gaze and doubling bulwark spawns"

[visual vortex]

Every person I've ever played with that has the Havoc Forged title have the survival instincts of a Dodo bird

[nocturne flicker]

i don't bc the pants suck

if the 6th loyalist pants could get an upgrade like the 53rd ones did, i'd wear those

gladly

[tall grove]

Also black armour is just awesome

[dawn kite]

havoc ppl that play aurics usually run stupid builds and are limit testing

[visual vortex]

I want the Vostroyan Vet hat to be equip-able on all classes

[dawn kite]

at least i do

[sweet trail]

jesus can they please lower the crushers health or at least like make their limbs flak or something

[visual vortex]

Nah they don't know how to dodge and like testing the ledges for fun

[nocturne flicker]

i'm an auric person who went into havoc 25 to get my skins and went back to auric

[visual vortex]

They LOVE barrels

[sweet trail]

some kind of weakness that makes dealing with them something more than a chore

[dawn kite]

XD boosted bois

[nocturne flicker]

they need further spawn rate nerfs, but to justify that they need to nerf all the ludicrously OP shit we as players have access to like duelling sword

and so on

[blazing ibex]

Real talk. Has anyone noticed the servers being like

Especially shit the past few days

[dawn kite]

i got ledged yesterday funny enough theres a spot where theres fences but they dont block you

[sweet trail]

yeah but I dont like duelling sword and I shouldnt have to use it to have fun

[tall grove]

[sweet trail]

i agree they need to nerf spawn rates

[dawn kite]

u can run through and fall

[nocturne flicker]

sorry made a mistake and edited it. need my coffee

[visual vortex]

I mean they are magnetized to running off ledges

They work with Looney toons logic

[blazing ibex]

I've been having a fluctuating ping on my games and it feels fucking awful

And it only started like three days ago

[hidden hazel]

every time I try using one of those I get my face pushed in... maybe I just suck but why are they OP?

[sweet trail]

i just dont rlly know what crushers are adding that bulwarks and maulers dont already fulfill tbph

[visual vortex]

Gravity doesnt exist till they look down and realize they ran off a cliff

[tall grove]

Remove bulwarks

I hate bulwarks

[nocturne flicker]

i absolutely agree. the OP against carapace stuff needs nerfs and crushers need lower spawn rates. it's a two-way balancing street that can be done but fatshark's just... slow

[hidden hazel]

one-tapping me when I play psyker

[ocean widget]

slow is debatable

incompetent is the correct term though

barely reduced spawn rates but increased their HP

[nocturne flicker]

they're slow because they chose the inefficient method against my warnings

[sweet trail]

if it becomes consensus then they'd listen

[visual vortex]

Would be better if Crushers were slower moving and were a focus target enemy

[ocean widget]

they already are

[sweet trail]

when they do work its usually good but they just dont do a lot

[ocean widget]

FS just felt they needed a HP boost for some reason

[blazing ibex]

Nerfing crusher spawn rates

And then making a havoc modifier that spawns more of them than the game ever has before the nerf

[sweet trail]

also unrelated but i feel like duelling swords just shouldnt slash. . why can't light attacks just be their old special move

duelling swords dont look good for slashing regardless

[blazing ibex]

[tall grove]

They just like making havoc painful don’t they?

[visual vortex]

Arent dueling swords a thrusting weapon?

[nocturne flicker]

a big issue crushers have is due to insane enemy spawn spam that the engine literally can't handle and it causes audiovisual problems.

i haven't heard crushers' SFX since 2023

[blazing ibex]

I just want Rotten gome

I'm so sick and tired of it.

[visual vortex]

Same I wish they made clanking and stomping sounds

[tall grove]

“gome”

[visual vortex]

Maybe grunts of exertion considering how heavily armored they are

[blazing ibex]

Autocorrect not working when it should

[sweet trail]

i too want a rotten gnome /j

[nocturne flicker]

crushers and specials are all balanced around having REALLY loud indicating SFX that alert you of them. but now they're silent bc the game engine can't handle all these spawns. and that's part of why the game's in such a bad state

[tall grove]

Real and relatable

[nocturne flicker]

chaos warriors do this in vt2

[sweet trail]

yeah but they can slash really good and are actually an extremely effective horde clear which is part of why theyre so op

[blazing ibex]

They literally do

[visual vortex]

Mever heard it because engine brokey

[blazing ibex]

It's just drowned in all of the other nonsense happening

[sweet trail]

like there's nothing duelling swords are even "okay" at. theyre the best at everything

[nocturne flicker]

they do but... the enemy spam causes them to not actually register 😂

[blazing ibex]

That is completely not true.

[tall grove]

The gnomeregan dungeon is the best you’ll get for that

[blazing ibex]

Dueling sword is good at two things

[sweet trail]

okay maybe not EVERYTHING yeah

but too good at too many things

[visual vortex]

Never liked dueling sword

[blazing ibex]

Insane single target and mobility

But it horde clears and manages like a wet noodle

[visual vortex]

Sword not as good as shovel 🧠

[blazing ibex]

It's why I genuinely don't recommend it for Havoc unless you really know how to abuse movement in this game

[nocturne flicker]

duelling sword excels too much in mobility compared to other one-handed swords, does too much carapace damage and uncanny strike itself is busted on everything except sapper shovel where it's NEEDED to make the weapon work properly.

the previous poke special was also really OP but i prefer them having a parry anyway

[sweet trail]

shovel feel better

THUNK

[visual vortex]

Make funny sound

Make my brain feel good

Make enemy scream in pain

[hazy stone]

I think the main issue is that armor is both so impactful (if you can’t deal with it) and so common that the DS is the only viable option

[nocturne flicker]

i'm a power falchion guy. it's the best bladed power weapon bc it's the only one that has a visible blue power field.

power sword and relic blade small pp bc they just crackle slightly with electricity

it needs a slight attack speed bump (+10% max) and access to rampage for bladed power weapon uniformity, but that's about it

[tall grove]

Based power falchion enjoyer. Don’t listen to the power swordoid slander

[gloomy tartan]

Wish lasgun was gud

[tall grove]

Recon las is nice

[nocturne flicker]

me too. infantry lasgun specifically. the others are good

[gloomy tartan]

That’s recon tho

I was my lays classic original flavor infantry las gun to be gud

[tall grove]

I disagree on the Lucius specifically. I hate charge weapons

[nocturne flicker]

infantry lasgun needs a dps buff to the mk ix specifically as it has a significantly lower dps than the other two marks. infantry lasguns need inherent cleave (in a low value) against non-armoured enemies and their visual recoil is wayyy too bouncy and strong, so bring that down a little bit. its hipfire spread needs a reduction to be more accurate in hipfire, like, i get that ADS should always be more accurate but the disparity on the infantry lasguns between hipfire and ADS accuracy is disgustingly big.

[nocturne flicker]

fair, although it's really good if it's your type of weapon. my boyfriend loves it. i want infantry lasgun to be good more so though

[nocturne flicker]

i'd also be supportive of a universal slight flak damage bump since flak got buffed in bound by duty

[tall grove]

Fair enough. Side note, what’s up with all the purple heart reactions?

[gloomy tartan]

Flak got buffed?

[nocturne flicker]

i like purple. it's my way of saying "i agree" or "i get that"

[tall grove]

Ah, got it

Fair enough

[nocturne flicker]

iirc yeah. slight HP buff to flak enemies in the areas where they're wearing Flak, on top of the Crusher HP buffs

[gloomy tartan]

Well that explains why they seem less easy to kill

[tall grove]

Pink Floyd server btw

[nocturne flicker]

i might be dreaming that up tho i'm not sure, i should check

[jaunty path]

I think ur thinking of carapace

[nocturne flicker]

nonono there was buffs to both flak and carapace

idk if the carapace buffs were universal or only on crusher though

let me check those old patch notes...

[gloomy tartan]

Damn crabs

Getting tougher shells to crack

[nocturne flicker]

yeah the flak enemies all seem to have gotten HP buffs

from these patch notes of the last big update just past

[jaunty path]

including mauler?

[nocturne flicker]

while infantry lasgun falls behind 🥺

[nocturne flicker]

yeah

HP on Damnation increased from 3000 to 3700 (mauler)

[gloomy tartan]

Bolter calls to me like the green goblin mask any time I think of using something else

[nocturne flicker]

there's also a heresy HP buff but eh

[twin flower]

bolbgun is fun

[nocturne flicker]

i used to use dclaw before power falchion dropped. i can only imagine how much it fell behind...

[jaunty path]

I wonder why???

[twin flower]

cuz its too easy das why

[nocturne flicker]

agreed, although i've always gravitated towards energy weapons. i used plasma gun on release when it was still just bolter but bad bc i liked the funny fwoomp

[gloomy tartan]

Remember the explosive event?

The getting launched was silly

I miss the fire event. Everything on fire was really visually purdy

[twin flower]

Plasma do be kinda weird looking

[nocturne flicker]

making armoured enemies tougher so they're greater individual threats. but they're taking the scenic route instead of just nerfing players back to a reasonable point bc they don't want bad steam reviews

[twin flower]

It wasnt what I was expecting when I got into DT lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Eye strain goes brrrr

[nocturne flicker]

so now they're opting to slightly nerf players and bring enemies up... which causes the underperforming weapons to get bricked

[jaunty path]

I see

[gloomy tartan]

But with the fire and my Chainsword and bolter I felt like doom marine

[nocturne flicker]

meaning it's inefficient but still has the same result. it'll eventually work out when they buff the underperforming stuff

[gloomy tartan]

When the infantry lasgun gets buffed it’s goin to be nuts

[nocturne flicker]

they're doing it so enemy spam can be countered so they can actually fix the audio problems darktide has

[nocturne flicker]

i'll be so f*cking happy

[twin flower]

If it gets buffed

[nocturne flicker]

i've been BEGGING fatshark to buff infantry lasguns for over a year at this point

[tall grove]

Always “if” and “when” but never is

Potential gun

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine it gets buffed and getting into a squad with all infantry lasgun rats

[vivid sequoia]

Guys I did it I beat the first mortis trials are you proud of me!?

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing more reliable than a lasgun eh?

[nocturne flicker]

RELEASE DARKTIDE MENTIONED

[twin flower]

I just like the lasweapons , pretty neat concept specially for like Vet imo

[nocturne flicker]

good job, sport 🥰

[vivid sequoia]

Yiippiiee

[twin flower]

Funny how the Laspistol out peforms the rifle tho

reeeeee

[nocturne flicker]

literally violates lore

btw

[twin flower]

Exactly

Atrocious

FS pls

[tall grove]

Big dubski

[gloomy tartan]

I rememeber when the arbites came out I got into a match with all arbites with the dog build when the dog was nuts

Just marking things and watching the world die

[nocturne flicker]

energy pistols in 40k are SPECIFICALLY mentioned to be weaker counterparts to the rifle and carbine versions, but they're more mobile and used more as an officer's weapon

[uneven ermine]

New perk
“emperor’s hammer”
5% chance to insta kill

[hexed vigil]

i.e. not strong or long range enough to use against enemy armour, but enough to execute the coward before you

[uneven ermine]

[elder merlin]

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. arbitrator needed those nerfs.

i like dog, although i also like the funny impact nade

[gloomy tartan]

50%crit chance buff for each lasgun shooting and enemy stackable to 200 %crit chance buff?

Jk that’s silly

[hexed vigil]

why we buffing las weapons, bullet weapons are the ones that are under preforming.

[hazy kestrel]

Would be funny though

[twin flower]

kinda wish all the lasguns just had the infernus on them by default

[gloomy tartan]

Just emulate how a mob of infantry guardsmen with lasgun can kill a giant eldritch horror with enough sustained fire

[twin flower]

instead of picking it as a blessing

[nocturne flicker]

we need to bring back the scab shooter buffs that got implemented in secrets of the machine god, but then got walked back bc three people cried about it on forums

[nocturne flicker]

infantry lasguns are also in the underperforming boat with autoguns and such. other las weapons are doing just fine.

[gloomy tartan]

Give me the scav gunner lasgun?

[hazy kestrel]

Bring back Havoc 1.0 gunners / trash mobs.

[hazy atlas]

arent las guns pretty strong already

[twin flower]

Imagine tho

[gloomy tartan]

Specifically the infantry lasgun underperforms

[twin flower]

Infantry Las is pretty meh

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like when they took the coke out of coke a cola

[twin flower]

Meh'er than meh

[hazy kestrel]

They keep taunting us with that heavy mg in vet’s class art.

[twin flower]

Real

[gloomy tartan]

Edging us even

[hexed vigil]

hotshot lasguns

[nocturne flicker]

there's balancing concerns. i mean i know how to balance them with other las weapons while adhering to lore but... then it'd step on the toes of bolt and plasma weapons potentially.

personally i'd just take a leaf from the scions' book and slap a drum power pack (these exist) on a longer kind of lascarbine and use it as a LSW lasgun

[hazy atlas]

the scav las gun would probably be too op for players

[full smelt]

Cant wait for the ganger reveal this tuesday

[gloomy tartan]

I imagined scav las gun would be for suppression?

[twin flower]

I mentioned it to some peeps before but they just say it wont happen cuz of how important melee is in the game

[gloomy tartan]

Like how some guns make gunners duck?

[hazy atlas]

even though it would plant you on the ground so nvm

[twin flower]

i think it'd be neat to have an archetype like that for the vet tho

[hexed vigil]

that's the hotshot, and you need a back mounted powerpack in order to use it
model wise, wouldn't work

Edit : oops, wrong reply

[whole glade]

imma eat one of you

[twin flower]

which just has the hotshot las guns

[nocturne flicker]

it's a hot-shot volley gun, and yeah very much suppression based, but since it's a hot-shot weapon it also punches through carapace

[hazy atlas]

las gun of rht eogryn would be cool

for the ogryn*

[gloomy tartan]

They can allways just give you less ammo than you wish you had so go could go Rambo all match

[hexed vigil]

las guns not sturdy enough to be handled by an ogryn

[full smelt]

can militarum ogryns use meltas and heavy bolters?

[hexed vigil]

maybe a Bonehead might get one if they were reaaaaally desperate?

like, torn off a transport and there's nothing else to use

[dry bay]

Here for the new ad mech ganger class

Who's just a bookkeeper for the imperium

[twin flower]

kekw

[nocturne flicker]

hot-shot las weapons are noted to be better than regular las weapons in every way. although you could make them guzzle ammo and give them an overheating system to balance their innate carapace pen, basically have normal lasguns as a more ammo-efficient weapon but only good for flak and below.

but again, this risks stepping on bolt and plasma weapons' toes

[hazy atlas]

"so shut it"

[hexed vigil]

las guns are gonna be underpowered 4-ever because they get recon sights

[hidden trout]

So lets just kill plasma
Problem solved

[hexed vigil]

hands off my blue ball spewing gun!

[hidden trout]

Nope!

[rocky radish]

340 hours and I encountered my first toxic player. interestingly, it was also my first auric match

[nocturne flicker]

ogryns can use las weapons but it's iffy. preferably i'd like adjusted, smaller versions of the ones they can access to make it more balanced with the other weapons in darktide's setting.

give the ogryn a smaller variant of lascannon or multi-laser, why not

[hazy kestrel]

Maelstrom or just reg auric mission?

[hexed vigil]

"multi-laser"... CS Goto intensifies

[gloomy tartan]

Give a ogryn a power fist ?

[tall grove]

What’d they do?

[twin flower]

they got knuckle dusters

[rocky radish]

regular. Dude was raging because he didn't like where i placed the med kit (near the puzzle thing we had to keep fixing)

[nocturne flicker]

fatshark will add them i know it

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, some people are so strange.

[twin flower]

its on their cosmetic and everything as well kekw

[tall grove]

Tell him to calm down. He’ll love that

[gloomy tartan]

The new class is a commissar lol

[rocky radish]

yeah. and he ran past enemies and left them for us to fight. and got knocked down. meanwhile i was the only one who didn't go down

[twin flower]

only class with 100% friendly fire on allies

[hidden trout]

Where do you find these toxic people

[hazy kestrel]

God, a stealth zealot?

[nocturne flicker]

nah it's an administratum scribe

[hexed vigil]

meta is 3 martyrdom zealots and 1 comissar

[hidden trout]

Im out here waking up DHs on purpose and no one bats an eye

[gloomy tartan]

200 percent friendly fire event

[hazy kestrel]

Ruining the rest of us shroud players’ good name.

[twin flower]

see, someones already got strats for it

[rocky radish]

dogless arbi

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[nocturne flicker]

auric quickplay has a few of those zealots who spam tag their corpse, call the rest of the team slurs and so on (he ran ahead and died)

[gloomy tartan]

Slurs for the god emperor

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, imagine going down as Arby of all classes. Literally invincible outside the surprise trapper or doggo.

[tall grove]

Whenever I die I take it as a moment to put the controller down and stretch a bit

[twin flower]

All this talk about the vet makes me wanna Dark my Tide a bit

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. the most toxic i'll be is leaving while i'm tied up because i'm spectating while going "oh my god how the hell did I die first?"

[hidden trout]

See i never see them

[nocturne flicker]

so happy for you, bane of the homeless

[hidden trout]

My games are boring with people competent enough to have the game br smooth and they say nothing

[nocturne flicker]

most ppl i play with are good

[hidden trout]

Nothing happens

It sucks

[primal tartan]

I haven't played Arby in months. I should again. I have been having fun working on my penances per map. Almost finished with the carnival penance

[gloomy tartan]

She kasrkin me cadia while my darktide 40k

[hazy kestrel]

Suffering from success.

[nocturne flicker]

i can rp a toxic zealot if you promise not to report? 👉👈

[primal tartan]

Any Ring Leaders here?

[hidden trout]

Its just not the same.....

[tall grove]

I can’t. No mic lol

[primal tartan]

I'm going to work on Cyber Falcon next

[nocturne flicker]

i hate that name i always read it as ringworm first

[gloomy tartan]

They probably do have ringworm in the carnival to be fair

[primal tartan]

I like your name. My Zealot is named Popkhorne

[nocturne flicker]

nice! thank you, i like yours too.

all my characters are named "Aurelio" in the game rn

[gloomy tartan]

Hey is it me or does tzentch like birds and Khorne like hoved feet?

[nocturne flicker]

carnival had so much missed potential. where tf are the nurgle-infested red light dancers in the windows?

[hidden trout]

Im partially convinced that its cuz im just steamrolling so hard that no real issues have a chance to present themselves
And anyone who would be toxic might check the scoreboard then opt to not say what they were gonna say

[tall grove]

Khornball

[primal tartan]

My Psyker is named Warp sniffa
Arbites is Abelard
Zealot is Popkhorne
Ogryn is Conogryn McGregor
Veteran is GreatDingusKhan

[gloomy tartan]

This is from a Warhammer noobs perspective lol

[formal nimbus]

what is going on, i cant get into any party finder group, i exclusively get declined??>?

[primal tartan]

It's like that for almost everyone

It's okay

[tall grove]

What for?

[hidden trout]

What are you queuing into?
What are you queuing as?
What havoc clearance/titles do you have right now?

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna play on my vet but the game been lagging so bad I feel like I’m under water lately :/

[formal nimbus]

atoma elite and auric storm survivor veteran

[tall grove]

Under some kinda dark tide

[formal nimbus]

havoc 20s

[gloomy tartan]

Fr 😭

[primal tartan]

Am I not the only one that feels like FS servers have been especially terrible lately?

[nocturne flicker]

most toxicity i experience is in the middle of the game when a bad player goes down. usually this doesn't end up in toxicity ofc but once every like 30 or so missions you'll get some c*ckhead going off at you bc he ran ahead and died and somehow thinks it's the rest of the team's fault.

toxicity is rare for me, but i remember it more than missions with none

[primal tartan]

ERROR 2014
ERROR 2014
ERROR 2014

[gloomy tartan]

It’s been painful

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc 20s - 35 is literal hell, to be fair.

[hazy atlas]

i experience toxicity alot

[formal nimbus]

why's that?

[gloomy tartan]

So much armor

So so much armor

[formal nimbus]

so 35+ is like less armor?

[hidden trout]

Difficulty spike and a population of players not prepared for it

[primal tartan]

I haven't experienced any toxicity. Only one time, but ironically it was THEM who was ass and they rage quit. Soon as they left we suddenly started doing so much better

[gloomy tartan]

Literaly the opposite

[tall grove]

Rotten armour and encroaching garden. I need people to carry me through it lol

[hazy kestrel]

Incompetent teammates, annoying mission modifiers, servers dying close to the end, having to deal with party finder. I could go on.

[hazy atlas]

oh i think Mister E the youtuber did a video on the rot armour being nigh impervious😅

[gloomy tartan]

If I wasn’t LAGGING UNDERWATER I wouel help

[final herald]

MOEBIAN WITCH
MOEBIAN MARTYR
MOEBIAN TROOPER
MOEBIAN BRUTE

Mr. Arbites

[nocturne flicker]

i've blocked a grand total of like 4 people after almost 1500 hours

[formal nimbus]

i just want the dang havoc cosmetics

[tall grove]

Same

[hazy kestrel]

This season is hellish more than past ones imo. Modifiers are not great.

[hidden trout]

I did like 3.4m damage in one of the roughest marathon maps for 40 right now with those modifiers on that vet build you remember me running

[primal tartan]

Havoc cosmetics? What are those?

[nocturne flicker]

i hope with the new class comes havoc (53rd skins) for arbitrators and the new class, but hey...

[hazy kestrel]

I miss 1.0 Havoc where gunners / trash mob gunners deleted you instantly.

[gloomy tartan]

My highest havoc was 22 or 23 I forget

[nocturne flicker]

moebian 53rd. the black cosmetics with the orange goggle lenses

[tall grove]

Yeah well you’re also good at the game

[primal tartan]

I took a break from the game so I haven't been doing any havoc just auric maelstroms and penances

[formal nimbus]

53rd cosmetics for arby would be cool but what the hell are city cops doing in an army regiment

[primal tartan]

Oh those are very nice

[gloomy tartan]

Military police ?

[hidden trout]

A black set of moebian armor, from penance
Getting to 25 and then playing matches should get you the whole set

[primal tartan]

I mean there's always MPs

[nocturne flicker]

i'd just like something to match the colour scheme tbh

[tall grove]

Getting to 25 is the problem lmao

[dry bay]

My psyker is named Psykersocial
Arbites is Dyslexic
Zealot is Sitonma Faith
Veteran is Kraber
Ogryn is Hulk Hogryn

[nocturne flicker]

which is where vet gets their nickname for arbitrators.

provosts are a specific MP rank

[hidden trout]

Its just clearing a 25+

[twin flower]

Kraber lmao

[formal nimbus]

i would think an MP in the 53rd is basically a commissar lol

[hexed vigil]

Is Kraber a Kruber reference?

[dry bay]

Kraber from Titan fall but also Kruber

[hexed vigil]

lol

[nocturne flicker]

when we getting stone cold steve ogryn?

[tall grove]

Brother I couldn’t even get past 23. I’ve deranged all the way down to 20

[formal nimbus]

really? right in front of my lex imperialis?

[hexed vigil]

or Bulk Bogan

[hidden trout]

Im saying you need to clear a 25+
Your own rank is irrelevant

[final herald]

I got to havok 35 but

[dry bay]

Next

Gonna rename Hulk to Stone

[final herald]

No further

[hazy kestrel]

Those are rookie number deranks pal. Derank from 38 to 32 in one day for some real suffering.

[tall grove]

Yeah, but how do you propose I gain access to a rank 25?

[dry bay]

I want a macho man randy savage name

[gloomy tartan]

I’d be down for havoc if I wasn’t lagging 🙁

[primal tartan]

Do we know why there's a limit on how many operatives you can have?

[formal nimbus]

is there a way i could taxi to havoc 35+ so i can skipp the armor spam?

[hidden trout]

Joining a party with a mission 25+

[final herald]

The Ogryntaker

[hexed vigil]

Macho man vs Randy Savage rapbattle went hard frfr

[tall grove]

Why are you even playing that high? Just clear a 25 then farm low levels for the rest of the armour

[dry bay]

Duuuude

[hidden trout]

Skip?
There is no skipping it
The armor spam is there the whole way through

[tall grove]

1 I doubt they’d accept me 2 I’d probably throw

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I don’t play havoc anymore, that was during last season’s climb to 40.

[primal tartan]

I guess I'm going to add that havoc challenge to the list. I'll do that after I finish cyber falcon

[formal nimbus]

then by this you meant that 35+ is EVEN WORSE ARMOR SPAM?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah.

[gloomy tartan]

You cannot imagine seeing 10 crushers inside eachother charging you

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t forget the 5 bosses in the first 5 minutes of the match.

[gloomy tartan]

And 12 ragers flanking you

[formal nimbus]

so will rotten armor and all that go away next season or whatever?

[hazy kestrel]

And the tox bombers rendering your vision obsolete.

[hidden trout]

Do you want me to send you the video of my highest damage havoc video

[hidden trout]

Who knows

[primal tartan]

As an IJ Relic Blade zealot
I get so excited when I see some Bulwarks and other heretical Ogryn to slaughter

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe.

[gloomy tartan]

And the sniper smiling as it shoots you

[final herald]

I am so glad that arbites shove is the best play for teamplay
It's so good

[hidden trout]

Its rotten armor with healing on excise vault

[tall grove]

When is next season btw?

[hazy kestrel]

Dunno.

[gloomy tartan]

Rotten armor with stims

Don’t forget the stims

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe when the new class / map drops?

[hidden trout]

Dec 4th? 2nd? When the next update is idk

[final herald]

"The" sniper

[formal nimbus]

well what should i do then? i want those nice cosmetics but havoc sounds daunting and im only clearance 17 rn

[final herald]

You're hilarious

[gloomy tartan]

Not to mention rituals

[primal tartan]

What do we think the special Darktide event is

[final herald]

That implies there would be one sniper

[tall grove]

Pain

[hidden trout]

Rituals are fine, just buggy

[primal tartan]

is it going to be like the blighted rashuns

[final herald]

And that the director wouldn't suddenly spawn a 6pack across the room

[hazy kestrel]

I forgot about those.

[final herald]

Right out of the safe room

[hazy atlas]

actually when you get downed and theres like 8 sniper lasers around you like mission impossible

ridiculous lol

[final herald]

I fucking love havok so much

Unironically

[gloomy tartan]

What about spawning the twins right after spending a crusher mailer rager rush

[hazy kestrel]

I heard some crazy stories about bugged rituals. Like when there was an actual host spawn right next to a ritual.

[final herald]

Some of the modifiers are doodo asscheeks though

[hidden trout]

Most teams cant live without bubble so theres often one to trivialize that rez

[gloomy tartan]

And then spawning the slug ontop of that because fuck you

[primal tartan]

idm snipers
It's just when they shoot through solid objects or you can't ping them that I get annoyed

[final herald]

Whoever made the stimm mod should just...idk...

Take a nap or smth

[primal tartan]

what's it do

[tall grove]

Be killed

[final herald]

They did so much just for it to feel like complete bs

[hidden trout]

Thats the rizzlers work

[final herald]

Alot

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc is fun, but I think this season is bleh personally. The modifiers are not fun to me.

[final herald]

Imagine a rager but with blue eyes

And since a tox bomber farted

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I miss the explosive and fire event

[final herald]

He is now functionally invincible

[gloomy tartan]

Those were fucking funny

[hazy kestrel]

I might go back to havoc is these modifiers rotate out eventually.

[formal nimbus]

is it possible to actually play a havoc 40 without having clearance 40

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[primal tartan]

Aren't there mods to choose your own havoc modifier or am I wrong

[final herald]

No

That would be hilarious but no

[hidden trout]

We are telling them that stims and rotten armor need tweaks though
Rotten armor needs to not be functionally broken too with the dr

[gloomy tartan]

You can play any havoc rank if you join

[hazy kestrel]

But statistically unlikely unless you’ve cleared at least maybe a 37.

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve been invited to 40s and my clear is only 22-23 I think

[formal nimbus]

ive joined a higher rank havoc lobby before and folks in the party say someone isn't eligible?

[gloomy tartan]

So often they have a preference for the class they want to join

[hazy kestrel]

In theory. In practice, well, the declined applications go brrr.

[hazy atlas]

thats such a good point. or the odd time a trappers net goes through a corner of a box or whatever.

[hidden trout]

Someone needs to talk to the terminal

[formal nimbus]

and couldnt start it

[hidden trout]

Ask everyone to go to the havoc terminal

[gloomy tartan]

Raise your highest rank you did

That helps you

Start a havoc lobby and get other low havoc ranks to join ya

[final herald]

Havoc is that mode where people go "its cant be tbat bad" when they first start and by like havoc 30 they are actively shreiking because a zealot ran slightly too far and got sniped immediately after a poxburster detonated silently in their asshole and was evaporated from this realm of existence

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how I got my havoc to 23

I will admit it was way easier doing havocs before this rotten armor stim combo is like pissing in the wind when you shoot them

[hidden trout]

Honestly joining hardstuck havoc 20 lobbies is more fun than auric cuz auric is trivial

[final herald]

Havoc will do shit to you that doesn't even math out properly and then you will just nod and go "lets do it again"

[hazy kestrel]

I miss my book bot build from last season. Stacking cooldown reduction for maximum book uptime was so funny.

[hidden trout]

So I've been in a lot of NA 20s this last week and a half

[hidden trout]

You're welcome

[hazy kestrel]

Free 40 crates for being a cheerleader. Good times.

[hidden trout]

I killed that for you

[hazy kestrel]

I cry.

[final herald]

I wanted to do cheese but I never was confident enough to try

[gloomy tartan]

Hey where does the ogryn get it’s rats?

[hidden trout]

Im not even joking BTW
I fought tooth and nail to get the cdr lockouts

[final herald]

Why

[gloomy tartan]

Like are they shipped to the ship?

[final herald]

I mean I get it but why

[hazy kestrel]

Man. Can’t have anything on Atoma, smh.

[gloomy tartan]

Does he collect them on atoma?

Cuz those are some big ass rats 🐀

[primal tartan]

drinking dat venom energy

[final herald]

I hope skitarii's entire gimmick is just stacking a shitload of indirect debuffs on things

Brittleness grenade

[minor narwhal]

good morning anyone wanna play basketbal

[gloomy tartan]

Is basketball in Warhammer Just a skull as the ball?

[final herald]

Servoball

[primal tartan]

Whatever the class is im instantly locking in to get them to lvl 30

[minor narwhal]

sounds warhammer enough so its probably real somewhere

[gloomy tartan]

That one mf game type from halo

[primal tartan]

Is the class going to be paid dlc like Arbites

[gloomy tartan]

So Basicly football

[hidden trout]

Its how we were able to make the other cdrs good, reliable, and not bipolar (looking at you old pct) on their own without it being unhinged from the ability to combine them

[minor narwhal]

i mean rinda does mention sports so they have to exist

[ripe tangle]

I saw an Ogryn eating someone’s boots.

[whole glade]

me when

uhhh

[final herald]

When do we get even remotely spammable book back

[whole glade]

ermmm

[whole glade]

what da swag

[jaunty path]

Ogyrns must like their steak well done if they're eatin boots..

[minor narwhal]

i kinda wish book had more gameplay to it somehow

[final herald]

A new type of "elite ball knowledge"

Where the ball has knowledge

[ripe tangle]

Personally I like my meat bloody.

[minor narwhal]

maybe the effect could linger after you finish the animation but its total duration is a little lower than rn

[jaunty path]

You should be allowed to throw knives during book

[hidden trout]

Never

It never should have existed to begin with

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s neat?

[minor narwhal]

people yearn for the family guy subway surfers crowd control spam gameplay

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna miss running straight into a gunner line like a madman and spamming book to suppress them. (Only for my teammates to be cowering behind the wall for the duration, which inevitably caused me to get lit up by said gunner line sometimes. )

[gloomy tartan]

The cadian veteran talks mad shit about moebians

[jaunty path]

fun hater.

[ripe tangle]

@jaunty path is it true in New York, you sometimes see ground water comes up brown?

instead of clear

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t be sad because it’s gone, but be happy that we had book spam for a while.

[whole glade]

uhhh

[minor narwhal]

chorus with guitar hero minigame

[jaunty path]

Not where I am no.

lol

[gloomy tartan]

Hey do you think we gamble as rejects on the Morningstar?

[ripe tangle]

Good to know

heh, imagine seeing what you think is a flashflood of brown water and it’s not actually water at all, it’s just a ridiculous amount of roaches

[minor narwhal]

the rejects are all gambling addicts probably

[jaunty path]

Yeah roaches are a thing here lmao

rent is okay

atleast for me

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[tacit geode]

Canonically they do yes

[gloomy tartan]

Pizza rat Is a commisar

[minor narwhal]

https://tenor.com/ol7yGypmcZA.gif

[dry bay]

If the mourningstar had more social areas

Imagine being able to gamble and get drunk before a mission like drg

[gloomy tartan]

A arm wrestling button mashing minigame

[dry bay]

Destiny 2 social area

Would be peak

Minigames to get better at the mission mini games

[ocean widget]

[minor narwhal]

morningstar NEEDS gambling machines

[gloomy tartan]

I want to bet on ogryn rap battles

[dry bay]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder which personality has the most gambling debt

Probably a stim addict

[delicate fox]

loose cannon

[gloomy tartan]

That would be funny if their bad at gambling

Greedy and a bad gambler is a bad combo lmao

[tall grove]

How is one “bad” at gambling?

[ripe tangle]

Arbites refuse to gamble and Ogryn accumulates gambling debt without knowing how to play whatever game

unless the Ogryn is playing against someone who’s trying too hard, in which case they win still without knowing how to play

[final herald]

yeah but now book kinda sucks

I think it says alot that it was held aloft so hard by CD abuse

[gloomy tartan]

If you run out of things to wager that’s generally a sign

[spiral axle]

everything in this game is held by cd abuse

[primal tartan]

Ogryn always win gambling sah
House always wins when you're big as a house. You are the house

[hidden trout]

People still think the best way to use zealot in havoc by a large margin is book

Idk about you but that sounds like the opposite of sucking

[jaunty path]

I get accepted more when I use book

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone loves books learning is fun

[blazing ibex]

Book doesn't suck. It's just boring.

[gloomy tartan]

What if you had to read the book

Would that make it less boring

Speed reading

[dapper trench]

I see a trend

[hazy kestrel]

Facts.

[dapper trench]

now i want to draw

probably tomorrow tho

todays been shitty

[gloomy tartan]

The god emperor of mankind is trending

[hazy kestrel]

Hope tomorrow is better, pal.

[dapper trench]

your mom is trending

[gloomy tartan]

Our mom

What if the real moms were the friends made along the way?

[wispy ferry]

Anyone wanna play for a bit I'm fed up with stupid randos. Literally stood there watched me die and then ran away and made us fail. Forced playing with stupid people shouldn't be a thing. No I can't mod I'm on xbox.

[dapper trench]

ight, im down. give me 15 minutes okay?

you running auric?

[hazy kestrel]

You usually get less and less incompetent people the higher you go in difficulty. What’s your current one?

[dapper trench]

Lies

[wispy ferry]

I just started playing again after a while so I'm still doing low level stuff.

[final herald]

I would argue that's more down to the other options not doing much for the team as a whole by comparison

[hazy kestrel]

I said usually not always

[hazy kestrel]

That explains it.

You’ve just got newer players / people stuck at those difficulties. Simple as.

[wispy ferry]

It was stupid this ogryn watched me die to the boss stood there watched them killing me while down and then just decided to run to the other side of the map when I was free to be revived haha

Useless twats lol

[dapper trench]

ill go fuck myself then

[cerulean frost]

I feel like if you want to have somewhat casual and relatively fun games and competent teammates, Damnation or maybe even Heresy is the place to go.

[wispy ferry]

Honestly they should allow you to play solo like they did on VT

[hazy kestrel]

Heresy will always be a mixed bag. Either you get decent players or you get stuck with that guy who thinks they’re the best at the game but is still stuck in Heresy.

[hazy kestrel]

They never will. If it wasn’t implemented by now, it’ll likely never be added.

There’s not much of a demand for it.

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a demand for other stuff tho

[wispy ferry]

I just find it severely gammy that they put it in VT which is a fun game and then ignored it on this. I dislike being forced to play with morons.

[dapper trench]

FUCK I LOVE LIQUID DEATH

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah. And I’m still waiting for that heavy mg for vet. But I know it’ll never happen.

[gloomy tartan]

I would know what love is if we got the heavy mg

[hazy kestrel]

People make mistakes, it’s a game pal. Literally doesn’t matter if you win or lose.

[elder merlin]

Same

@neon agate

I wish Mirancy was here

He would tell you how much i would use liquid death

[wispy ferry]

Does it not? So we get all the found rewards and everything even if we lose?? That's better then.

[hazy kestrel]

Well obviously not, but you get a percentage I believe. Still doesn’t matter at the end of it all imo.

[neon agate]

There's count? You use that thing like alcohol

[full smelt]

"ganger is soo boring just veteran again"

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

Type shit

[full smelt]

also past building in characters add minimum changes, a reitred hive ganger militarum veteran and an actual hive ganger could fit without any problem

[tall grove]

Nah I tank that. Hanger is an ass idea. Give me admech or eldar

[wispy ferry]

Actually I've just seen it's half 2 am sorry zero ill see if I'm able to get on tomorrow lol

[dapper trench]

I JUST PUT OUT MY BLACK FUCKING DAMNIT

[jaunty jewel]

5495 penance score...

so close

[tall grove]

What were you gonna play? Darktide?

[dapper trench]

yes

[languid hazel]

Bork :3

[elder merlin]

Bark

[tall grove]

I mean if you need someone to play with I could try. I’d be a little rusty, but I could try

[tall grove]

Why is the Felinid barking?

[dapper trench]

meh its cool already relight it

[languid hazel]

Errr uhh… mrow :3

[elder merlin]

Its a trick

[tall grove]

Sorry, I don’t quite understand this message

[elder merlin]

Take it to the vet or something

[tall grove]

You’re not sneaking that past me

[dapper trench]

fun fact

Uranus has a new moon orbiting it

[tall grove]

The fuck do you mean a “new moon”?

[gilded depot]

When's that new class update?

[dry bay]

Eldar and Kroot would be cool af

[tall grove]

Comes out December 2nd, announced Nov 18

[dapper trench]

another moon was discovered orbiting it

[gilded depot]

Id like to see a class that wields a polearm. Some type of ranged melee weapon.

[dry bay]

Ad mech

[dapper trench]

its a skit

[dry bay]

Reclaimator

[dapper trench]

Im calling it

[dry bay]

Not skitarri

[dapper trench]

its a skit

[jaunty jewel]

but the best weapon already exists with devil's claw sword

[dry bay]

I will bet its not

[placid pond]

#🐦tweets-sermons messageI do love 340p arbetes justice

[dry bay]

It will be a reclaimator

[tall grove]

It had better be something admech

[dapper trench]

How much?

[dry bay]

That is admech

Its a tech priest

[dry bay]

The price of the dlc

[tall grove]

I’m aware

[dapper trench]

deal

[dry bay]

Deal

Saving the screenshot

[dapper trench]

dw