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Not even trying to sound tough but going through IRL hell toughened me up as well as some wrestling
Does anyone else have ads blocked on everything
obviously no one is iron man in fact it's worse to push yourself that far
Yea I also love YouTube Revanced
So you're saying I should chokeslam my therapist point blank
I feel that too , regardless of how much shit you gotta climb trough , there is always going to be bits of the past trying to bite you in the ass at present time
it's just good to know you at least have a scratch of something to perhaps back-up your morals and boundaries if something goes sideways
So I suplex her
my game is having what i think is memory leak problem, it starts lagging heavily after a match and only keeps getting worse
I should sleep
are there any fixes?
Are you on PC
If so I don't have any real fixes. But for a lot of games, updating drivers, and verifying game files can help temporarily
Sounds terrifying yeah
my drivers are the latest and i even reinstalled the game, it has the problem without mods
This is a known issue since the patch before bound by duty iirc
It sucks
I know for some changing dlss transformers is massive
lets hope they fix it when the new class comes out
my normal before was around 100 fps now it is around 20 after a single match
when you buy a nice rig imma use the whole rig
If you use the whole rig then it's going to deteriorate every part
plus I don't play at 4k
i mean, your GPU and CPU are supposed to hit 100% usage
If you clean your PC, have okay cooling, and aren't playing at 20 fps, or have Chinese power cables
you should be fine
my 7900x/4080 Super is big chilling fr
if you keep them at 90% its better for the lifetime than always 100%
that's why I say hit not maintain
because you are correct about that
Unless your fucking Arrowhead
They'll make a nuclear fucking bomb out of your computer
Fuck. Arrowhead.
You lost your PC because of Helldivers 2 didn't you
No
I think that my mobo and CPU combo are like, the few that are safe
I have an MSI motherboard and and 7900 cpu
Even then I'll tell you, the performance is absolutely dog shit
laughable
and the game is 120 gigs "for HDDs" lmfaooooo
anyways I rant
western game dev has been here
how did this shift to helldivers 2
Reminder that processors and gfx cards so not get slower as they age, thats just microsoft updating windows and 'improving' it
Only old school hard drives get slower as they have more data on them, ssds don't degrade in this way(ssds lose capacity over time, not speed)
I just saw a character called Grimble-Fingerbutt, and I regret I will never have a name that awesome
Sounds like something from smiling friends
It's 133gb and not that fun
HD2 is overrated slop because they fucking killed fire on bots
this is also a arc raiders and a helldivers chat
is there a way to block rolling steel from mission pool ? i had it pop for me 4x times and on 3rd i wanted to puke
no
suffer
Guys
yeah
coconut flavoured
has sugar on the top though
I hate coconut
so technically both
But I love nice biscuit
well when eaten in different forms things taste different
so that makes sense
im sure you are

dude malted milks are class
pick up some biscoffs next time you get biscuits
August 2024 - February 2025 was the season of biscoffs
Had a packet a day
Great biscuit.
Great cheesecake.
Bad spread.
its alright but fair
Probably a bit basic bitch but I think caramel chocolate digestives are a top biscuit
Nah it's an underrated take
In fact I think too few know about good proper biscuits
Agreed.
you arent allowed to exist next to the thousand suns and for some reason they sent their entire legion against 3 unnamed space marines
they're too tall for darktide
Are they taller than ogryns?
fatass shark said they wanted to keep it human like in size
we're not gonna get dlc that's ogryn sized either
They're not
They haven't said that
They've only said small PoV wouldn't work.
And from launch discussions we know that going larger than the Ogryn isn't realistic
So anything that is bigger than Human, and smaller than Ogryn would be A ok.
The only issue for a Kroot class is present with the Eldar ones, of being unable to use Brunt/Hadron, and possibly also Hallowette (but that's not a problem seeing the Arbites). This can be easily fixed by having that class use different NPC though.
Then there is the weapons
Tbf. Even astartes are shorter than ogryn
The big guys are just a lil hunched
There aren't that many but the Ogryn show that they can build up on them
in terminator armour primaris marines are taller
wonder if thats reflected on the tabletop too
ogryns are physically stronger but like 1 on 1 against a primaris marine it would never make sense for the ogryn to win the reflex gap is hugeeee
then again guardsman can take down astartes soo ig it doesnt matter anyway
They can in the lore...
what are the chances they actually reveal two classes
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What is the nurgle
very stinky person that wants you to be stinky
100% if you have faith in the emperor
100%? willing to put money on that
put faith on it actually
How do we count the 5 Scarabs in a coat?
money is what poor people call faith
think you swapped two words around there
Hello
do your eyes work
sarcasm
poor people dont call money anything they dont have it
mfing stupid ass dirty poor people
Reported
translation:
glory to israel im praying for netanyahu right now
Reported
fesh pot of offee
Fashion I'm a white guy from the US, most Americans couldn't find Israel on a map if their life depended on it, much less know who netanyahu is. Trying to come at me from that angle was a pretty poor choice
yet your tax dollars go straight to nuking children
also it was a joke
how would i know you're american
i can't smell the cheeseburgers from here
No nukes have been used in war since 1945
next you'll tell me you dont eat cheeseburgers
why are you taking everything to the letter
I had one like 3 weeks ago
Motherfucker got a pharaoh ass name
directly or indirectly
Lol!
Ruler of the USA*
Fashion being wrong like 3 times in a row this early in the morning is rough
do i know u
also idk how you expected me to talk to you since the first thing you told me was reported twice
the most italo american username of all time
Isreal is smaller than all but 3 of the 50 states we have. We got our own issues bro most people in the US like I said couldn't find isreal on a map nor tell you any country that neighbors it
๐
netanyahu alt account
Fashion is completely missing the point LMAO the majority of Americans don't give a shit about anything outside our borders in general
Imagine chat going at each other this early in the morning, ya hate to see it
what no reveal does to someone
I'm just so surprised someone can be wrong more than right so consistently too. and with so much confidence. It really is impressive.
HIve ganger to unite our hearts once more
Still need to level some characters after switching platforms
I take it you've never spoken with a flat earther
Why does rotten armor do
is this a bit or is he taking it actually seriously
hive ganger!!!!!! ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
Hiveganger who is also a Kroot and on the prayroll of the Admech
translation:
i shall make extra money so i can pay more taxes to fund israels nukes
It'd be mad funny if the new class will actually be a secreat evil third thing
i fell down the stairs and had a vision the hive ganger who will objectively be the next class is ALSO a hobgoblin
Gotta wait 3 days for the class reveal to be 10 seconds of binauric screeching, only to have to wait a further 2 weeks for the actual release and update
Total cope is Deathcult Assasin
10s of binaric? that means its a bilingual hive ganger
you do know you can get your account restricted for reporting someone multiple times
I can't even tell what this argument is about at this point
Psyker2 it is just a Navigator with less staffs
I haven't even seen any hate speech so I'm just
there isnt any
Here in darktide we just like to argue
Bro was just wrong a record number of times and I was laughing about how consistently wrong he was then reported his hate speech racist profile
not like theres anything else to do tbf
Somebody in here needs more rashuns
starts here
his speech racist profile?
Look at his profile
oh yeah
what about it?
i have delete israel in my bio
is that it?
That's not what I typed...
yes you did

I typed hate, you typed his
I say we eat @hot fjord

Fashion apparently can't read either, maybe that's the issue
ah yes, no one can see that stealth 'edited'
@lofty jasper
I'm definitely not a tainted nurgle food gift
No, keep fighting
cant wait for the hive ganger
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I'm just trying to figure out what the fighting is
Control your food offering, @little marten
where'd he go
delay induced psychosis
you need to show us the racism
Imagine saying to delete an entire country on your profile
yes i did that
You mean the country trying to delete another country?
Must be like 14 years old
Imagine
Damn, i wish my stache would connect like that
also its not a country

oh you're one of those types of people
this is an easy fix
Wrong again
dont envy him he's one in a gazillion that get goated beard patterns
Bro is setting records
Also I still don't think that counts as hate speech
Didnt god already delete israel for being shit once before?
Going out of your way to look at someone's profile just to get triggered is crazy work
And over isreal of all things
did you check out my backloggd grande?
Showed up when I went to report the troll
I'm sure he's doing a full google to find reasons to spite you
I just opened my phone buddy @hot fjord
Was just playing the whole game with 3 bots nobody joined
Calm down
according to the holy bibble
probably
Because all you mfers are here chatting instead of playing the game
yeah that happens with darktide
hes getting a job with the cia to do a full background check
What does rotten armor do
nah FS reduced mission times, if its not on the mission board people cant join it
but since he did that
release kayex files already
Me when OSINT exists 
plus if it was a story mission and not a normal mission people are even less likely to join it
Bro has a boner for me
Are
Kayexstein
are we projecting now
which one of us reported the other 3 times and went through their profile
Holy golden balls of the Emperor
Servitora express
oh shit he blocked me
lol
Reported
which means he now has to take an extra step to read what im saying
For reporting others
Reported

oh no
scorched earth tactics
In Darktide we report the inquisition
i'm reporting myself
Big Hawk*
though buddy a word of advice doing vigilante reporting will actually get your account suspended
I'm not your buddy, pal
im not your pal friend
I am already on OSINT learning about Hawk
I swear this game is more popular in Hong Kong than in NA
I'm not you friend guy
You should see his discord history 
im not your guy man
Dude showed up to pick fights and screm
whose
average darktide enjoyer
Hawk
if you dont say to someone while darktiding to suck on some nuts you aint living
smol hawk
Who is the nurgle
What would happen if Kroot ate a poxwalker ?
ah ha
I most appreciate the ones who stay in character. especially the ogryn
he's a follower of asmongold
why oh god why that stupid fucking name keeps following me everyhwer
Ah, I just remember KingCobra. RIP to the great unclean one
btw he asked that more than 10 times so i have to assume he never got an answer
can someone tell him who nurgle is
the lenghts people go to to not use the lexicanum are insane
He's actually nurgle
I see more and more Kroot videos in my Algorithms. The dream is real
I am kroot /iamveryoriginal
I want to throw a rock at you
Ah, delicious mineral
I'll aim for your shins
Shin deez balls
nice! welcome to the greater good
No it is about Kroots in service of the Inquisition.
He's ragebaiting bro ๐ ๐ ๐
Because of Owlcats reveal for their next game. So i guess we get more sponsored vids now
Hm, I wonder what our 6th meme channel will be like when the new class drops
There is a game?
So just like Arbites, 100% confirmed, Tzeentch told me.
what type of shitty ass rage bait is that
no one would get angry at being asked who nurgle is
If FS released kroot people would still be mad that it wasn't Veteran part 3
No i meant vet 3 but with more drug issues
And one new gun
You know, the most boring class ever

How is nurgle
If its a admech class, toaster and robot porn jokes
If its a hive ganger, gang shooting gifs and drug use
3 days til reveal
Then two weeks more for class
I. Like how quickpaw edited the message to make the
Class release
To be more obvious
2 weeks of crashouts/who-cars/why-take-so-longs
Kroot cope
cant wait for my main char to shaboink that kroot
best romance option is already known even before game is out
I heard Kroot don't shag like that
They rub each other on the back? Or something idk
CLASS REVEAL IN 3 DAYS?
the kroot are never getting their own game
thats not a kroot game its a game that kroot in it
are you jordan peterson?
but show up as mercanaries in other places too
they usually fight just for the chance to get their hands on new genetic material to incorporate

I will treat the dark heresy kroot companion like I treat my rogue trader xeno companions; to a bolt pistol.
the kroots homeworld is a pun jfc
Dark heresy is gomna be an rpg, not a battle simulator?
they're avian in origin and their homeworld is named pech
Like rogue trader
crpg
Interesting
literally just RTs combat system
Surprisingly human
Delay reveal ๐
Dinosaurs are pretty cool
Hello gaymers
They went extinct for sucking ass
Dumb bitches shouldโve just evolved
Human supremacy

Iโm not gay and my dad could beat up yours
Sure he could
Yuh uh
Anyways what's good
Like cheese! ..oOwOo..
It awoke some kind of generational trauma or some shit
1119 GBP
For the PC
185 for monitor
And like 200 on a new headset, keyboard and mouse
And the funny part ?
I canโt fucking use it until Friday
Because my rooms getting done up
I opened it up to check it was all okay. I look at the bottom and I see a disconnected cable and two severed wires
Shat myself
Decent what's the specs?
Gimme a sec
AMD Ryzenโข 5 7500F
Radeonโข RX 9060 XT 16GB
32GB DDR5 Kingston Fury Beast
MSI PRO A620M-B mATX Motherboard
2TB WD Green SN3000 NVMe PCIe SSD
Gonna update the cpu later
It was either that or I upgrade the storage, and I donโt want to clone drivers
severed wires on a new pc?

It was the thing that makes it beep when thereโs a hardware issue. And the thing that lets it glow RGB
Not important
Itโs okay buddy being gay isnโt something to be ashamed of
vro get a refund, that aight rught

Nah
Im good
It wasnโt damaged at all
The severed wires were cut with cable cutters
severed wires
"not damaged"
SoB bros, its our time.
you do know what the meaning of damaged is right

It makes a beep noise when a hardware issue occurs
letโs see how long that pc lasts
not long if he doesnt give a shit about severed wires
Itโs two wires connected to one thing, every other connection was fine
only time will tell
said time being 5 minutes from startup
Well the place I ordered it from has incredibly generous return policies
Plus it came with three year warranty
Iโm not stupid
by chance does the return policy require it to be undamaged
i have damaged tattoo'd on my forehead
Its not damaged, just has an additional feature.
No. Just put it back in the box. Seal it up. They will send back a copy of the same PC and repair the other one. Then return it to storage
I would atleast unplug those wires Incase something ends up grounding to them, sure not a lot of voltage going through them but better safe then sorry.
i dont think severed wires is an additional feature but aight
Good idea
Mickey 17 is a good movie so far
Can't believe i will enjoy movies star by the guy who played Edward from Twilight
a feature in startin a fire
๐ป

I told you not to use a fork for scratching.
Like speed holes in a car.
It's more like the car is missing a door.
And you say the additional feature is you have air-conditioning
Primitive AC. :3
Here Iโll send in a pic
Post it in #zealot-class
Keep talking, turn red already
Maybe
Probably just got left u plugged since the wire is at a weird angle
Would probably tear in transport if it was in
?
I just like to make sure zealot chat is confused
Well am I good ?
No
I would honestly just make sure they are unplugged
Not like they serve a function when they are cut like that anyways
You gonna elaborate ?
No
last major update broke something, i keep falling through textures after grabs/revives, nothing like this happened before to me 
Your machine spirit is unsettled
You must sacrifice lesser machinery in order to appease it
โworking as intendedโ -

When will class reveal happen?
Iโve been getting a little bored with darktide and want something new
18th
are we there yet?
and now?
we are closer
@elder merlin
Iโm going to watch predator in 20 mins
If itโs bad Iโm blocking you so goodbye in advance
high stakes
Block him either way
Freeboota next month
Man, the 18th canโt arrive soon enough. Iโm so ready for disappointment Mechanicus-bros!
Go ask an inquisitor about grey knights bud
Itโll be admech
No 
Pussy
I asked the inquisitor, they said to report to the nearest airlock, i wonder why they want me to go there
Def a promotion
Follow them
Oh sweet, i knew my rashun stacking skills would be rewarded one day
Indeed. Now just stand in the middle of that red circle in the airlock
Thanks Sah
Yes Sah
Paul, not Pal
Okay, now stay still. The gift giving machine wonโt work if you move
Gotta run an ogryn with red eyes and rippergun until we get ork
just realised if we throw your art at something it becomes a large hadron collider
you'll be running that for a long fuckin time then
not true
we'z gettin boyz next update
grendyl iz callin a WAAAAAAAAAAAGH on dose spiky gitz
Waaagh
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Release Kayex files
first thing i read in general chat
thought licht was normal but whatever
he succombed to the brainrot too
Almost nobody actively plays the game, either.
theres levels to this shit
Guilty
do you not know of the theory of relativity?
can confirm
only played during the event
I play a lot
I keep meaning to play again.
tide to dark mr freeman, tide to dark
Three people responded, only one said they play a lot. I rest my case. 
cant play rn
the last game in the year of the ninja has graced my hands
kcd2 expansion right after
CONFIRMED
ONLY 1/3 OF DARKTIDE PLAYERS ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME!!!!!
Darktide is currently the active game in my Darktide - Deep Rock Galactic - Space Marine 2 - Helldivers 2 horde shooter rotation
I need to get the kcd2 dlc still
But I'm developing an urge to play DRG again
we need to purge that last third

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If we do get anything admech related, I want art of Hadron being swarmed by the new class
swarmed by DN?
i preordered the gold edition the second i saw it online
An army of mechanicus children
warhorse was never in a billion years going to disappoint me
Hadron trying to work and being followed by huddles of skitarii
I mean honestly I don't know why a skitarii would be running through the tertium slums with a bunch of criminals and maybe the occasional policeman
you'd think i was getting paid the way i was glazing tand hyping up kcd2 before release
Because mom hadron said so
I second this
sure
Those archaeo-tech vaults won't protect themselves
why not? When there are lots of factories out there that needs protecting from the Heretics
โจSugarMommaHadronโจ sees those as holy relics
Honestly if the heretics break like one of those mechanicus things like fully. All bets are off
Welllll I thought they'd be more likely to get deployed with the regulars
But idk enough about warhammer to know how they function
tru, tho Atoma is valuable to be kept alive
Why you think Grendyl doesnโt wanna give it up

Hadron has some โrelicsโ
Thereโs dialogue of the reason Grendyl havenโt just BOMBED Atoma to ashes
cause of their Mobien Steel Factorys

all bets are off on what
do you think the mechanicus would go against the inquisition?
.... As in Mechanicus folk will suddenly be very interested in the war effort
I can see that hadron calling the player a good varlet had some strong effects on the playerbase
on defeatin the heretics
if factorys go boom, there be no more tanks, armor, weapons, etc. to defend against em

Hadron is mostly doing her own stuff rn so
if factorys go boom how will the hive gangers manufacture crack cocaine?
ye
true wonder how many mechanicus fans have been made as a result
Hahaha
There is also whatever Hadron recovered from the HL 17 freight train.
on the tabletop not many
true, I'd assume though that most ppl who play 40k tabletop and also darktide played tabletop prior
Maybe
You mean the thing we were expressly told to forget about? Idon't knwo of any such thing
less that more so the fact that mechanicus is not a good army to start playing the tabletop
its also expensive as shit
thought it was the most expensive army but it's 2nd to genestealer cults
Last time I heard mechanicus had one of the lowest winrates while also having the most dollars per point
GW definitely doesn't have favouritism at all
thats genestealer cults
And if it did it wouldn't be towards ultramarines
They also look like a nightmare to paint
Ofc they are
ultramarines are the poster boys of space marines
no one is shocked they get the most stuff
it would be weirder if they didnt
any geq army is gonna be expensive to build a list of
Zamn
thatโs interesting that gsc is the most expensive though
greed workshop loves money
Well it's definitely the first thing most people think of when they think about warhammer
Nothing wrong with that
I never got any of the Minitures from 40k But I may get a small box to put on my collectable wall.
eldar are stolen from tolkien
orkz are stolen from tolkien
tyranids are stolen from alien
necrons are unique now so they're goated
t'au is sort of unique so it's goated
space marines are the single most iconic thing to come out of 40k
I have some skiitari that I still need to paint I haven't painted anything but necrons ๐ฅน
even if they are stolen, i think 40k has a pretty unique and cool twist to each and one of them
eldar are really cool once you dig into their lore
Necrons are space egyptians
im not disagreeing
Pretty much every single modern depiction of elves/dwarves/orcs is stolen from Tolkien
They also have really pretty stones. ..oOwOo..
the whole aspect system is so damn cool, i wish more people knew about it more intricatly
i liked the earlier incarnations more but this current form of necrons allows for more
Are they really that bad? Haha
Im just not confident in my skills yet and I haven't had much time or motivation to do them yet
nah elder scrolls orcs break the rule i take the true back
Ah okey gotcha
They do seem like you have to be a bit more detail orientated I dunno
The only model I ever assembled was Leopard 1 but I didn't have any paints and it was grey anyway so I just left it like that
Im still a bit of a novice to the painting aspect of the hobby
assemby isnt hard its just boring
I know nothing about that so I'll just take your word on it
i wish warhammer assembly was as satisfying as gunpla
Assembly was fun for me but I could defo see how it could get boring fast
if you want to get into tanks, i'd recommend a small spray paint setup tbh, pretty easy to learn basic spraypaint techniques that look really nice
I only have a handful of kill teams because my budget doesnt allow for much more
For me assembmbling was pretty fun, but it did take a few long days
I kinda would just assemble a model or two every day or so in between tasks
i enjoy assembly, but i gotta finish something in one sitting, otherwise my adhd won't allow me to sit down with the same model again 
Sure, thanks. I did want to try doing some more evemtually, but it's a pretty expensive hobby to have...
i have a kingtiger staring at me everytime i open my closet 
And a lot of pages who sell tools for that seems like nobody chaged their design from the late 2000s
Speaking of expensive hobbies I wanted to buy some expansions for the talisman board game but somehow they all cost hundreds of euros
But then I noticed the GW logo on the back of the box and it suddenly made sense
Or maybe they just stopped making them. I don't know
do you .. actually like talisman?
and it's not some kinda maschocistic kink?
talisman is prob one of my most hated boardgames up there with monopoly
Ive heard good things abt it
I mean I have fun playing it. But I don't actually have anyone to play it with most of the time
In the past year I've probably played it... like once
In fact that number would probably be the same in the past two years
But I think it's some good fun for a few hours
but it doesn't cool my absolute hatred for how bullshit that damn game is
What makes you hate it so much haha
cause a single bad roll of the die can reset you entirely
and throw away an hour of progress
it's just pure frustration and you can't do anything about it most of the time
Seems perfect for gambling addicts
Well yeah, the main thing you do is throw dice
But I don't think it's THAT bad. Your characters start with a pretty decent amount of health
But I got the game like... 9 years ago, maybe. So perhaps some things have changed
it's pretty funny actually, my group even jokes about talisman
everytime we're about to play something, someone always brings out "anyone wanna play talisman"
and then they get booed and we move on to the actual game we want to play
:D
that game has given all of us dice ptsd
Personally playing talisman with my friends at night camping in the woods was one of the best things I've ever done
But I'm pretty sure they got dice ptsd from that as well hahah
Release Kayex files

Is it heresy to make hadron go clank clank?
No
LETSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO
no but Kayex obsession with little pre servitors gone long enough
all the diddling stops now
8(
u aint the only one who asked that important questionโฆ.Pal
Didnโt think so
to prove me Loyalty twoโจMomma Hadronโจ, just check out my banner.
I Commissioned it

Peak
No
nah uh uhโฆ..
THE Hank gave my โจGlorious Artpieceโจ an Seal of Approval

You asked if it was server safe. Didn't you

lol
All these mods pre-servitors bruh
skitarii when? Skitarriii WHhen? ๐
Servitor now.
Get in the chair.
Hope you like needles. Dont blink.
Thats a plane seat wait
plane fly to mars for sktarii
It fires two shots
Ahhhh it seems bugged than
Or maybe I just donโt see it, I havenโt seen two bolts fire on crit and I run VS staff on Psyk at this point.
Kinda my main squeeze as a loadout
If Iโm playing this class. Just a lot of fun when you lean into the warp fire shenanigans
Sniping shit is cool with it too.
Anyhow. Anyone know if itโs bugged?
I know I kinda kool aid manned the question in the chat. But considering itโs topicalโฆ lol I just want to know because Iโm trying to bless up and ima deuce this blessing if itโs bugged because Iโd rather bring some shit that slaps
Too late, I already ate it. :3


Or until another delay 
Class reveal lets go
There's no way it'll get delayed again
Can't wait for frog in darktide
I am experiencing a real life power disruption mission event. For a large area
A week before it's meant to release

Wow Darktide in real life? Awesome!
I hope it gets fixed soon
plus conserve phone power pls
Yeah, hope that power outage don't last too long
large areas are probably high priority
I hope you go without power for the rest of your life
Sincerely, the mayor of frown town
So plenty of time to play goontide
Another loss for frown town
We will never recover
Nah. Iโll just play RuneScape old school version.
Thats quite the combo
We should get darktide Christmas music
Make it where the christmas music happens when a boss appears
Wonder why FS hasn't made darktide have different themes for holidays
Santa Claus is coming to Town whenever there's a daemonhost :3c
feels perfect
โHave a holly jolly Christmas!โ โIโll peel your skin off, inch by inch!โ โItโs the best time of the year!โ
Would be peak tbh
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IIIISSSSSS
๐ญ๐๐๐ญ๐
Tbh I only have time for 1 match then I gotta get ready for work
Is there even a Christmas equivilant in 40k
Woe, heresy players be upon ye
Sanguinala
Give daemonhost santa hat and beard
hairy up
Hairy?
What do the normal slaves citizens do for this holiday
I hope you are as well dwarf man
I'm okay, ty for asking
Pretend to be happy probably
Dwarf?
I hope you have good day
DO I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE?!?!?

I see I see
To the bone
So called free thinkers when rock and stone is said
I play a dwarf monk in my Pathfinder game
Rock and stone in the heart!
Me when the large chunk of gold drops and I must ping it repeatedly

WE'RE RICH
Weโre rich! Weโre rich weโre rich! weโre rich!
The hive mind
Mushroom!
Weโre not a cult, weโre rich!
I never said we are a cult
But if you are playing deep rock and one person says "We're rich!" everyone just walks over and starts pinging as well
Well itโs because weโre rich!
Weโre rich!
Weโre rich!
Weโre rich!
You say "We're rich!" or "Rock and stone!" and you activate a sleeper agent in everyone
Greetings bio-mass
Itโs just peak
I am not disagreeing man
Gluttonous alien. Share some with us
Your gods will be my food lesser breed
When bro says something so stupid you just have to hit him with that Yharnam blood stare
Wha? Iโm just saying I would eat the orphan of kos
Woe, bullshit lighting attack be upon ye
I cast; bullshit aggressive dodge and whirligig saw to the back
Nice try. Unfortunately, youโre a tyranid, so GW writing makes it deal no damage
Jokes on you fucker! THIS IS THE LORE VERSION NOT THE TABLE TOP
Yeah. Lorewise tyranids, especially swarm lords, are punching bags rivalled only by the avatar of khain
(Still to this day orphan of kos is the most difficult boss In still scared off.)
So what!? Dante is cool he deserves that fight.
Plus your confusing us with hive tyrants which everyone and their mother can fight nowadays
I wouldnโt be surprised if a Orgyn threw a rock at a hive tyrant and 1 shot it in the face
I mean to be fair itโd be a big rock
Well Tyranids were the major faction in the release of the 10th
And SM2
It also doesnโt help the hive tyrant was made to look like a pushover
Usually imperium opposing faction that is featured in release of edition is basically going to be the prop-antagonist for the narrative of the edition
Crons were 9th
We kill a hive tyrant in space marine 2 lmao
WHICH WAS MADE TO LOOK LIKE A PUSH OVER
Right, but the tyranids are a major faction fought that we absolutely mook. And only loose to do to lack of man power
In sm2
Yeah lol. But then again, what do you expect from GW writing?
How about a 8 man raid of a hive tyrant instead of some BS
Space marines sell. Any feature with space marines the opposition is going to get crushed and at best is written compellingly at worst you get some wack shit
You people expect shit?
Yes, of the bull variety specifically
Take Imurah for example. Main villain of sm 2. He amounts to a moustache twirling 50s villain
Honestly I woulda been cool if chaos took the minor seat and they did some cool shit with the nids.
Space Marines are like, not even that crazy powerful.
Birb
Well it depends on if theyโre a named, helmetless, ultramarine or not. Chairon and Acheron not withstanding
yallo Steve
Nah I actually just had a really good Damnation match. Everyone knew what they where doing
Actually felt really fucking good
What? My hex failed?
Sure named characters have like, buffs but most space marines are at best cannon fodder.
This canโt be

True
They're definitely stronger than Imperial Guard troops but even then, a Guardsperson could kill a space marine
On tabletop yeah
Depends on the legion and said legions tactics.
The death guard and iron warriors would agree
People are so quick to assume that a Space Marine would body anyone else in any setting but like... no.
World eaters too though theyโd probably look at it as โgoing the way of the warriorโ or whatever dramatic warrior shit they are into.
Yeah, tabletop is definetly balanced around being fair and can be a bit "unrealistic" in terms of what can kill what, based on what we have been told about different units
It's a PvP game where both groups need to have roughly the same chance to win yeah
My headcannon is that the codex lore is just imperial glazing
Well yeah. Thats why necrons donโt just one shot everything
That's not even headcanon! It's established that sidebar lore in codexes is entirely propaganda.
But even then, all the books and other reading materials that aren't the codex stuff, telling stories from different perspectives
Like xenos / chaos are written to be big bad to scare the shit out of some adminstratum paper pusher that happens to stumble on it
Even if some of whatโs being described is chicken shit โmilitarilyโ on TT
Time to go get ready for work, goodbye chat 
BYE WORK WELL
Thank u :3
Later. Stack dat paper
enjoy your shift
Please censor w*rk ๐ข
(Have a good day tho)
inb4 another delay
Gods I desperately need to be in more than one Pathfinder game
My GM is great! He's fantastic, but he has some limits to what he's willing to allow - no rare species/classes/feats/items and no monstrous races like kholo (what Pathfinder calls gnolls)
And I wanna play an awakened animal and those are rare D:
A woke animal?
Woke?!?!?
Pathfinder is very woke lol
Okay no Cyrus plays bl2. Based
I play all the borderlands games except 4 because I don't own it yet
Also is it bord you want be?
NOOOO
Not necessarily.
More gay shit. Ugh, why canโt they just fill it with muscular oiled up men
Not gay tho
TBH wait till a sale right now. The endgame is not that great RN and no raid bosses
One of the NPCs we have had to deal with in part of the campaign was basically "Gaston but he's a woodsman"
Yeah I'm also waiting for the performance issues to be dealt with
Like I want to establish that I want to play BL4
I love the lore of the games
I am ps5 so I can't really comment much on that since I have had no issues
But I cannot in good faith pick up the game without the performance being dealt with
Especially because Randy Pitchford is a fucking cunt that needs to be tossed out of Gearbox
This story was almost perfect. Had one flaw. They brought back some cool stuff. I won't spoil anything though
Yeah don't tell me
But honestly like their weakest aspect is endgame right now
Which is kinda sad, but hey if we get freed updates like BL3 I won't complain
Good, a manly man instead of all those soft gay men theyโre putting in games. Now you can make out with hot men inโ I mean enjoy masculinity in games
I do think Vex either got her powers when Commandant Steele died OR she's the seventh siren that BL3 mentions in Niried's logs
Also I should play pathfinder. I literally have been playing BG3 and I beat Rouge Trader, that might be the next game I play
So Rise of the Runelords is good but it IS based on Pathfinder 1 and not Pathfinder 2
As such, it's marginally more complex than 5e.
If you wait, I'm sure there will be a PF2e cRPG released at some point but I can also say that they simplified PF1 enough to make the cRPG easier to get into.
I am still new to dnd but I am getting better at it
PF1 is the same level of complexity as 3.5e D&D and it's possible for that to be your first TTRPG (it was mine!) but PF2 is definitely much easier to learn
We don't judge man. We support your actions 
Also my take on it all is that PF2 is superior to 5e.
I will check them out yeah. I have a somewhat free winter break in terms of games since most of the stuff I am planning to get is in 2026 beginning of the year
If you canโt tell, Iโm mocking grifters
Oh I see
He's riffing on chuds ye
Imagine how miserable it must be to refuse to enjoy media because realistic looking women are in them
So fooking true
I don't enjoy media because there are no bird women.
So your favorite ds game is ds2? 
I'VE GOT BOSS WEAPONS
I am brown, but I am not gay. Sorry bro
And actually I unironically consider DS2 SotFS to be the best of the Dark souls trilogy.
Watching Outlast Trials lore
Listen man I see the vision
Heterosexuality is BANNED on this server
Alright. You get the based sticker
FOOK
But no, I don't play DS2 for her, and she's not the kind of bird woman I would consider to be up to my standards
But she's a good character and has boss weapons
Mrowmrrp
Oh I am just joshing, buy yeah the fact there are not bird women in games are sad
The Rito are pretty close to my preferences in birdfolk though
I think I can now confidently add one to the count. 11
Except that I refuse to get a switch or buy nintendo games.
What's this count for
Revali makes me hate all of them except Tulin
And I played gunfire reborn and there is not bird women, but we got two male birds is sad
I mean I main one of them, but yeah
Furries on the darktide discord server

Aye, carry on
I picked up Brew today and there's a bat girl in it and she is precious and must be protected at all costs
WE ALL FIGHT AGAINST HERESY
WE ALL ABHOR
They just funky looking abhumans
Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined.
True
Pawing heretics like yarn ๐งถ
... Speak for yourselves! I am Avoren
I mean it's funny because most of my good friends are furries and they are super chill people that put up with my antics
The vast majority of furries are very accepting and open folk
But there is a surprising number of alt right furries, Wich still surprises me
The culture is heavily based in queer acceptance





