general-chat

[analog marsh]

Darktide

[rain idol]

Nurgle.....Gamer i wonder how

[little marten]

contrary to my name i shower twice a week

[rain idol]

Nurgle antichrist mr clean

[pseudo timber]

I bathe every day 🗣️

[somber stream]

That’s a lot of water

Guy here is loaded

Also i inquired about boiling sausage with beer and onion

Apparently it’s a American thing

[ocean widget]

first or second game

also why the fuck are you doing farkle so early

[simple vapor]

Redneck. That’s a redneck thing. Most of us are more civilized than that.

[somber stream]

@little marten 🫵

Redneck

[little marten]

the sausage thing?

[shy sandal]

This is one of those games where i look at it and say "Wow, that's pretty cool!". But i never end up playing it

[little marten]

i learned it from google tbf lol

[somber stream]

Lol

[tall grove]

I wouldn’t say most lmao

[somber stream]

We do boil our sausage here as well, but usually we use it with the broth as soup

Else you’d loose the nutrition

I don’t think you can drink beer as soup

[simple vapor]

The bar isn’t high in this case. “Most” is accurate

[somber stream]

Wait do you?

[tall grove]

Majority still voted in an Epstein island MVP

The bar could be in hell and yall wouldn’t pass it

[little marten]

actually i think i might have read it on reddit

then looked for a recipe

[tall grove]

Redditor

[ocean widget]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_soup

[primal tartan]

reddit is owned by the ogryn illuminati

[little marten]

i mean if you burn off the alchohol beer is fine really

i've made like stews with cider and stout n shit before

[ocean widget]

"if you remove the good bit beer is fine"
-_-

[somber stream]

Oh roux i know, was thinking of a more conventional method

[little marten]

sorry johnny vegas

[primal tartan]

i went to a fair and they had beer battered corn dogs

was very good

[simple vapor]

He swindled people with false promises while the other side took pride in the stagnation they created. The average person isn’t represented by him.

[tall grove]

Yeah, but it’s more funny to point and laugh at you all

[primal tartan]

man call me a chud idgaf
why even in darktide chat are we talking about this
i escape into the grimdark to escape the grimdark fuck politics

[little marten]

always buy a bottle of cheap af red or white wine each month to cook with

[simple vapor]

True

[tall grove]

Def doesn’t make you a chud

[little marten]

i forgot what is a chud again

[primal tartan]

you

(kidding)

[tall grove]

Anti-woke types

[little marten]

i might be tbf what does it mean

[lethal solstice]

Reminder that 40k is political satire

[little marten]

why so woke bro

[somber stream]

Westfallen

[primal tartan]

i love me 2000ad bri'ish humuh

[tall grove]

Because I saw two men kissing and it infected me with the woke mind virus

[jaunty path]

Ogyrn shouldn't be a slow class

[primal tartan]

'cadia has fallen' 'the west has fallen'

[jaunty path]

having longer legs makes you go faster

[little marten]

everyone should kiss regardless of who they are

as long as they're not minors ofc

[primal tartan]

but the clap of the ogryn cheeks will alert the horde

[tall grove]

Nice save

[ancient violet]

"Escapists" when they see women in Vidya gayms: 😭

[jaunty path]

I kiss radium

[primal tartan]

i do have a back line ogryn build with cleaver which can move enough to keep up better

[hollow karma]

Where class

[simple vapor]

Counterargument - They’re built like turtles and are 90% torso. Them legs are carrying an ABSURD amount of weight and that ain’t good for bipeds.

[tall grove]

Well it’s because they want to escape the reality that people different from themselves exist

[primal tartan]

i wouldn't be suprised if since ogryn are abhumans they have similar physical struggles as irl giants

with bad joints, posture, etc

[jaunty path]

punches you in the nose

[ancient violet]

Stellar Blade 😈

[little marten]

chinese new world has guitar hero

but its fucking 6 keys

[tall grove]

You see it’s anti woke because there are women with big tits and huge asses so that chuds can pretend to not be ga— I mean see true femininity

[ancient violet]

i think we need to find balance

Let's also give men big tits/ass

[little marten]

everyyone should have dumpers

[somber stream]

I need 1 light bulb

[ocean widget]

fym satire
warhammer 40k is clearly entirely based in reality

[tall grove]

No, make them big and muscular because it makes the chuds hard—I mean because that’s a manly man

[little marten]

YOOO WTFFF

they have npc companions

and u chatgpt with them

[jaunty path]

qweertyeeerrrt+++

[ancient violet]

exactly, women for men

and men for men

[little marten]

wtf

[jaunty path]

++

[tall grove]

Just slightly exaggerated by nature of being in space, but yeah hive worlds are just like real life fr. Vast majority toil their lives away while the rich live lavishly off of their exploitation

[ocean widget]

so does ESO

[little marten]

yeah but its a chatbot

[ocean widget]

ew
how the fuck does a game do worse than ESO

[gusty plume]

Call me Doctor House the way I be injecting my teammates with Medicine Drug

[little marten]

i asked him if he liked pixar mum dumpers

and he replied

'im afraid i dont understand what you mean'

[tall grove]

He needs mouse bites to live

[ocean widget]

i meant the lasguns n shit

[ocean widget]

well now we wait for racistai% to become a speedrun category

[gusty plume]

Did you try Medicine Drug? How about Healing Treatment?

[tall grove]

Only stupid people try the medicine drug, you are stupid

[little marten]

yooo

i just asked him

'how do we fix the western housing crisis'

and he told me to build more homes and ensure fair distribution

[gusty plume]

He has death illness, start him on anti-sick-stemines

[little marten]

Song Wu

so woke

[tall grove]

Commiegpt

[little marten]

he blushed when i asked boob or butt

[tall grove]

Well did he answer?

[little marten]

no sadly not

got embarassed asked to talk about something else

[tall grove]

Ask again

[gusty plume]

Are we really rizzing up ChatGPT

[little marten]

its not chatgpt

its Song Wu

his sister owns the tavern

he got angry with me lol

[jaunty path]

Are you chatgpt nurgle gamer

[tall grove]

Once the AI revolution happens I wanna make sure they know I’m not a threat

[gusty plume]

What if we get a Medicae Servitor Class and one of the male personalities is just House

[little marten]

It is a possibility that I am a LLM - This is because current machine learning algorithms in the A.I ecosystem are capable of replicating human communication styles - This is both a mixture of non-live learning, wherein the LLM populations are trained on massive datasets, which includes almost every known publication accessible, as well as in real-time mode through every conversation. I hope that answered your question - As you can see it is very possible that an A.I, or 'ChatGPT' as you call it; could pose as a human individual.

[tall grove]

Dr or Mr?

[gusty plume]

Could be both

[tall grove]

Shut it Clanker

[ocean widget]

nurgle wouldn't make enough money to be an AI

[gusty plume]

They practically have the same personality

[little marten]

whats that supposed to mean

[gusty plume]

Difference is one is American, the other is a Brit pretending to be American

[ocean widget]

companies dont see the value in a single person unless they are working to the bone and back for their profit

[little marten]

yeah i dont work much tbf

you got me there

[tall grove]

And even then, not much

[fair bridge]

it's worth

[little marten]

oh damn

its quite late

[primal tartan]

all the ogryns are asleep

[elder merlin]

Bitch, you thought

[grizzled plover]

caramelldansen > all I want for christmas > the internationale > all i want for christmas >all I want for christmas (yes twice in a row)> another caramelldansen

The shuffle mode playlist tonight goes horrible

[grizzled plover]

rok.

[tall grove]

AND STONE!

[hazy kestrel]

At least it’s not Johnny Guitar ad nauseum.

[tall grove]

Playlist of salt, vinegar, and everything sinister

[grizzled plover]

hey if in 3 minutes johnny guitar starts bc I have the whole of new vegas radio on this mp3 player I will hunt you down and barrel you

[hazy kestrel]

Make it a double-barrel and it’s a deal.

[gloomy tartan]

Doth thou have spurs that in fact jingle jangle jangle

[grizzled plover]

I have the entire of Mojave Music Radio yes

And Begin Again

Begin Again is unreasonably good

[hazy kestrel]

Nay, I doth not have spurs that doth jingle, jangle, jingle.

[hazy kestrel]

Strahlende Trompete is one of my favorites.

[gloomy tartan]

Butcher Pete be chopping that meat

[grizzled plover]

Your days are numbered.

Not because of that

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, did Johnny Guitar start?

[grizzled plover]

Because fucking Johnny Guitar came on

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

Ain’t that a kick in the head.

[regal hearth]

its ok but it doesnt belong at ALL on mysterious broadcast

[gloomy tartan]

I want to hear the fallout equivalent to The Beach Boys lol

[grizzled plover]

Remember the link between the Big MT and the Sierra Madre and it makes sense

[regal hearth]

Remember that I do not care and i want my groove

[grizzled plover]

Try beginning again

In the night

[regal hearth]

got that radio song skip keybind on stewietweaks and slam that shit whenever begin again comes on

[gloomy tartan]

3 dog is a great radio host

[regal hearth]

He's pretty good. Travis can eat a fat one

[primal tartan]

anyone else hate the karnak twins? not the combat.

they just look dumb, their voice lines are ass, the whole concept is cringe to me

[grizzled plover]

Three Dog dogged on me for random bullshit tbh

[gloomy tartan]

You wouldn’t dog on people for random bullshit if you had a radio show in the apocalypse?

[regal hearth]

"theres no flavor without sport" is kinda awesome though.

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: Rinda’s tall and has a nice voice.

[primal tartan]

the way she says it sounds like she's a baldurs gate 3 goblin from act 1
its just.. no

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently the Karnak twins were cunts before they turned traitor

[tall grove]

She almost certainly smells like shit

[gloomy tartan]

They just hated for the love of the game

Lots of voice lines describe them as not nice

[jaunty path]

Mmmmm...

[hazy kestrel]

You win some you lose some.

[tall grove]

They were cannibals

[regal hearth]

nah its more like she sounds like she has more muscles than me and would absolutely drink me under the table at a pub

:3

[jaunty path]

So? So are the imperium

[grizzled plover]

"my sources say the Lone Wanderer didn't wanna die in radioactive shithole project purity and asked her ghoul servant to shut it off come on 101 don't be a pussy" fuck offff 3dog

[gloomy tartan]

Look I get liking tall women but there’s tall women who aren’t cannibals too

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I mean they themselves cooked people cannibal

[regal hearth]

again. "there's no flavor without sport"

[primal tartan]

Are you sure about that? Are you positive?

[gloomy tartan]

Cannibals before they turned traitor too

[jaunty path]

Yea what about it

its yummers

[hazy kestrel]

See? SwozzleSticks gets it.

[tall grove]

Karlach 🥵

[grizzled plover]

One of the arbitrators will accept rat nosh from an ogryn purely because it's not made of people. We eat more people than you think

[gloomy tartan]

Are you saying all tall women are cannibals?

[grizzled plover]

Tall women eat other women a lot I've found

[gloomy tartan]

Is this new darktide lore

[tall grove]

Go ask an inquisitor about grey knights

[gloomy tartan]

Oh that’s a clever one

Your like the raptor from Jurassic park one that ate crocodile Dundee

[tall grove]

Oh yeah I’m fully aware of what corpse starch is. There’s just a difference between eating ground up people served to you, and killing, cooking, and then eating someone

[primal tartan]

Did Harambe die in the Darktide universe

[ocean widget]

rogue core delay paine

[gloomy tartan]

Can you use corpse starch to make chips?

Can we make corpse starch dorritos cool ranch?

[grizzled plover]

new gw announcement based on rt and dt: delayed ork models

[tall grove]

Warhammer universe is just our universe, so yes

[primal tartan]

i only like the flaming hot variants of chips
i need dat spice

[hazy kestrel]

Let him cook, he’s onto something!

[grizzled plover]

I wish they'd drop trailer NOW

[ocean widget]

harambe only exists within the mind of the emperor
so yes that bitch is dead

[grizzled plover]

I'm tired of waiting just tell subtitle guy to work for time and a half to get it done

[primal tartan]

subtitles in movies truly is a way of life

especially if you're like me and cannot hear SHIT

[grizzled plover]

I can't hear without my subtitles

[gloomy tartan]

Who would win in a slap match Melk or hadron

[grizzled plover]

Silent crushers don't stop me bc I can barely hear and it's getting worse every day babu

[gloomy tartan]

Like Joe Rogan sponsored slap off

[hazy kestrel]

Hadron. She’s got those metal hands. Lmao.

[grizzled plover]

Hadron has more arms to slap with

Mechandrites count as arms after all

[primal tartan]

i had a match today with two slapgryns and it was great
truly slap happy

[gloomy tartan]

…How many hands could hadron pimp slap someone with at once?

[hazy kestrel]

At least 3.

[grizzled plover]

man I gotta confess when Pascal in RT showed you his stigamata/implants under the robes that shit inspired me to write some fanfic that will never see the light of day

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not knee buckling that’s head slammed into the floor lmao

[tall grove]

This definitely a ranni type thing I know damn well you ain’t thinking about slapping

[gloomy tartan]

Dude the best dark souls character is Solaire

[grizzled plover]

Ranni isn't a dark souls chatacter you fucking heathen

Die

die

due

die

[gloomy tartan]

Fromsoftware

[primal tartan]

for me it is the mushroom people

[hazy kestrel]

If only I could be so grossly incandescent…

[grizzled plover]

oh yeah then rusty is my favorite fuckimg dark souls character

[tall grove]

No it’s lady Maria. I want her to shove her hand into my ribcage and pull out my beating heart

[grizzled plover]

i love ayre

[gloomy tartan]

Solaire is the best person ever

Just a supportive sun himbo

[grizzled plover]

do you see how deranged your fucking criteria for dark souls character is

[gloomy tartan]

He’s literaly a golden retriever

[primal tartan]

i need Coach from Left 4 Dead 2 to join Darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Is anyone even a good person in Elden ring?

[grizzled plover]

i hope you get invaded by a thousand pursuer twink builds in undead burg

[primal tartan]

"maybe the extraction.. maybe its made of corpse-chocolate.."

[gloomy tartan]

So do you like ranni?

[hazy kestrel]

Firekeeper, my beloved

[green beacon]

new class is coach left 4 dead

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah firekeeper is nice

[tall grove]

I mean I ran the dark moon greatsword so yeah

[primal tartan]

THERE'S VIRGIL

[formal mortar]

Iron Tarkus is cool, dude really solos the Iron Golem for you

[gloomy tartan]

I mean she seems neat but what about the big titty lady from dark souls

The giant woman

[hazy kestrel]

TARKUS!

[primal tartan]

hot apple pie.. yeahhhhhhh

[grizzled plover]

Ranni, Blaidd, Hewg, Roderika, Boc come ON

Iji

There are more good people in Elden Ring than Dark Souls

[gloomy tartan]

Ranni does objectively look cool as fuck

[green beacon]

dung eater

[tall grove]

Alexander the warrior jar my goat

[grizzled plover]

Oh yeah Alexander too

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll have to look up her lore again

[grizzled plover]

Alexander is just Siegmeyer tho

[gusty plume]

Jar you say...

[gloomy tartan]

Siegmeyer is great

But let’s be real guys

[grizzled plover]

Her entire deal is wanting to end the tyranny of the gods

[gloomy tartan]

Patches

[gusty plume]

Nurgles got a Jar... guess whose in there

[gloomy tartan]

Patches is the coolest

[grizzled plover]

Kill patches on sight

I've grown tired of his games

[hazy kestrel]

Siegward was a real one.

[gloomy tartan]

That mf is in multiple fromsoftware game

[grizzled plover]

Playing the series since DeS

I am sick of Patches

It is perpetually on sight

[gloomy tartan]

Him and the moonlight greatsword are a constant in fromsoftware

[grizzled plover]

false there was no MLGS or patches in sekiro and no Patches in AC6

[tall grove]

Goated weapon (in both fromsoft games I’ve played)

[grizzled plover]

No patches in DS2

MLGS always fun

[gloomy tartan]

Ds2 is weird

And awesome

Idk why some ppl hate it

Remember the hydra

[green beacon]

yeah obviously ds2 was made by kojima not fromsoft

[gusty plume]

No he's there he just got eaten by the Semon of Dong

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck was up with that

[green beacon]

[grizzled plover]

I'm sure it's an ancient dragon of some sort

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that’s a good idea

[grizzled plover]

A lot of dragons adapted to the world of fire by becoming mortals

[gloomy tartan]

The snakes and dragons are tied in those games

[grizzled plover]

Like gaping dragon

[tall grove]

is called dark souls “2”
number 2 means shit, Wich comes out of ass

What did kojima mean by this?

[gloomy tartan]

I hope the gaping dragon invades you

[primal tartan]

a darktide mission on a feudal world would go hard

[grizzled plover]

I'm the one who gaped the dragon

[green beacon]

I hope it does

[tall grove]

This means nothing to me I’ve only played bloodborne and Elden ring

[gloomy tartan]

I like how demons in dark souls are literaly a fucking whopsie

[grizzled plover]

I hate how izalith was unfinished

[gloomy tartan]

Ooops we fucked up Heres spider demon fire women now

[junior sky]

Bro I just spawned into a neverending field of fire and crusher overheads in quickplay mein got

[gusty plume]

Truly, the interworkings of the mind of Hideous Ko-Jungle Juice will never be known by mortal man

[green beacon]

should've spawned better lowk skill issue

[junior sky]

true I should work on myself

[tall grove]

Headache kajingles is beyond us

[grizzled plover]

"Here's a cool race of cambodian animal people who are masters of fire and smithing anyways I'm not gonna explore their culture lol"

[gusty plume]

Which is why interdimensional being and bloodite nemesis John Carmack exists, so he and Kojima will battle at the end of time

[gloomy tartan]

Try Finger but hole is the greatest soapstone message ever

[junior sky]

idk amazing chest ahead was pretty great

[grizzled plover]

Try Both Hands

[gloomy tartan]

This way great view

[grizzled plover]

Fire ahead

[tall grove]

I was devastated when I found out he’s with the anti woke crowd

[gusty plume]

He's WHAT?

[tall grove]

Look it up

[grizzled plover]

This is because Kojima is wokeness incarnate bc he keeps making autistic protagonists with strong women as secondary protagonists

[gusty plume]

Woman ahead, therefore, try Edge

[gloomy tartan]

I named my character loyal something and every time I placed a summon I got summoned so fast

Wether I was a gold summon, a red, or a purple

[green beacon]

when is hideous kojames going to make a game with an autistic female protagonist that would be Peak

[gusty plume]

Are we sure he's just not into women that can crush his skull

[tall grove]

“People keep asking me to add a gay character, but the gay character is you, the player” -hardon kijamas

[grizzled plover]

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, The Boss

[gloomy tartan]

All women can crush a skull if they believe in the emperor of mankind

[grizzled plover]

It's a common misconception that Naked Snake is the protagonist of Snake Eater, but he's just the player character

[primal tartan]

all the psyker cosmetics in the store right now really suck

[gusty plume]

Solid Trouser Snake 3some: Ass Eater

[tall grove]

Aren’t we all? (Karlach my beloved 🤤 )

[green beacon]

in other news water is wet

[grizzled plover]

When will people learn autistic women can all crush skulls

[grizzled plover]

Fork found in kitchen

[gusty plume]

Karlach AND Lae'zel

[tall grove]

Also, W potential civvie 11 reference

[gloomy tartan]

Not until you and your army of twinks invade the lands

In the future there is only war

[tall grove]

I don’t like lae’zel. Did her romance with one playthrough. Surprisingly wholesome. Don’t care. Karlach all the way

I am also prejudiced against gith

[gusty plume]

Fuck Shadowheart tho, she is a "white woman"

I don't trust those creatures

[grizzled plover]

Anyways jokes aside Kojima spent 20 years writing stories about how war is hell and self perpetuating and America actively pursues war to grow it's profits I'm 90% sure that if Venom Snake wasn't hot right wing dudes would call MGS woke

[tall grove]

Max0r reference

[green beacon]

camellia wrath of the righteous

[grizzled plover]

I caught shadowheart commenting on Halsin's appearance while wildshaped she do be a white woman

[gloomy tartan]

Is the new class whit woman?

[tall grove]

We’re focusing on the human viewpoint, so no

[green beacon]

no that's the new smash character

[gusty plume]

She's basically a walking Hydrogen bomb in the late game, her being in combat is like turning all the enemies into coughing babies

[shy sandal]

You mean sister of battle?

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit you right

[grizzled plover]

what did the dunmeshi mangaka say

[tall grove]

Don’t care + smitespam better

[grizzled plover]

"I love the way camellia calls me you"

[ocean widget]

Gale

[gusty plume]

Give her all the combat-based Gith Gear and she absolutely shreds

[grizzled plover]

Spam this six attacks followed by action surge for six attacks followed by bonus action pommel strike

[tall grove]

That’s all game

[tall grove]

Don’t care. I am prejudiced towards gith

[gusty plume]

Gale is just built different

[ocean widget]

Gale can end any combat in 1 turn tho

[grizzled plover]

Lae'zel dropping 13 attacks on one enemy sending him directly to hell and wiping his physical form from reality:

[tall grove]

And the game

[shy sandal]

Githyanki more like Githstanky

[grizzled plover]

Gale completes my honor mode run early

[tall grove]

Doesn’t matter, I’m racist

[elder merlin]

You're just built different

[grizzled plover]

Cringe tbh

[grizzled plover]

I wanna make out with a frog girl

[gloomy tartan]

What

[elder merlin]

Insect breath

[ocean widget]

@neon agate

[gloomy tartan]

What do you mean frog

[shy sandal]

... Ya Stanky

[elder merlin]

Monster girl

[gusty plume]

In the Power Word Kill room, I just used teleportation + invisibility and then had Gale cast a point blank Fireball at the highest level and blew the fuckers off the cliff

[grizzled plover]

gith from balls gay 3

They are compared to frog

[neon agate]

BUT I AM MALE

[jaunty path]

Why is it so hard to find a havoc game

[neon agate]

I AM MALE

[gusty plume]

Gale truly is just that good

[neon agate]

[elder merlin]

Not anymore

[grizzled plover]

Havoc sucks hope that helps

[tall grove]

They’re talking about lae’zel

[gusty plume]

Your "Package" "Came" in the "Male"?

[green beacon]

skill issue simply get better at matchmaking idk what to tell u

[neon agate]

Okay that makes sense

[ocean widget]

And so was that dude in that one fuckin babysitter movie, we can make it work

[elder merlin]

[grizzled plover]

yeah mine does that too

[elder merlin]

Lol wut

[gusty plume]

Dudhdjhdjehd?

[tall grove]

What is Blud on about

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like I’m watching Rome burn right now

[grizzled plover]

Sazza romance when

[elder merlin]

Mrs Doubtfire?

[ocean widget]

Thats the fucker

[shy sandal]

There aren't many masochists in the world

[blazing ibex]

Havoc is fun.

||god fucking kill me||

[tall grove]

Never. Kill all goblins

[grizzled plover]

I want Sazza romance

[elder merlin]

Poozer

[gusty plume]

I would absolutely break the bed w/ Sazza

[grizzled plover]

You can like

[green beacon]

yo why are we even playing darktide anyway

[grizzled plover]

Strap her to it

And then go on a jog

And she just bounces

[neon agate]

We are not putting me in a maid outfit

Someone already wanted to do that

[gusty plume]

No Lube, No Protection, All Day, All Night,

[grizzled plover]

I'm glad there are no mods awake holy shit I should have been muted 20 minutes ago

[neon agate]

We are not doing that again

[blazing ibex]

i play darktide because my neurodivergent mind seems to resonate with the concept of bashing the skulls in of my enemies

[gloomy tartan]

Should I get to ya Gatorade and some cigarettes Jesus Christ

[grizzled plover]

Again?

[gusty plume]

Sazza is worth it

[neon agate]

This is the normal darktide chat

[neon agate]

One person wanted to put me in a maid dress

[shy sandal]

The Goblin?

[sweet trail]

Imagine if every single weapon with just a flashlight or bash function instead had a combi melta

[gusty plume]

You MAY like the Thammer

[grizzled plover]

Yes

[green beacon]

go to SF they do that irl

[tall grove]

Speaking of, once the current dogshit modifiers rotate, would you wanna try again?

[blazing ibex]

I actually do not.

[gusty plume]

DUDE YES

[grizzled plover]

The one with the missing teeth and torn up ears

[blazing ibex]

What I do like

Is the relic blade

[tall grove]

Shovel?

[blazing ibex]

Also shovel but that's too easy.

[gusty plume]

Ok but hit an enemy with a Powered strike in the Meat Grinder and simply observe the GORE

[ocean widget]

the amount of people ive seen want to romance sazza is a lot less than id expect ngl
Only 2 people so far

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think Margaret thatcher would have played darktide?

[whole glade]

bo7 camp was mid

if anything

[blazing ibex]

Tru

It feels good

[tall grove]

She wouldn’t be able to see through all the piss

[gusty plume]

She would think it's woke

[blazing ibex]

Tonight?

[ocean widget]

No because she wouldn't play a game where she's not a political bastard destroying the country

[shy sandal]

People be like:

Relic Blade 😄

Power Falchion 🤬

[gusty plume]

Lol real

[blazing ibex]

I mean, relic blade unironically is just a much better designed weapon

[gusty plume]

Then there's the Power Sword

[ocean widget]

Yes, and I dont blame paladin

[gusty plume]

Poor thing

[tall grove]

Whenever you have time. I’ve been playing DRG lately so I’d have to adjust

[green beacon]

unironically the best vet melee

[blazing ibex]

Power falchion is weird

[ocean widget]

Counterpoint
Knife

[blazing ibex]

It actually does good damage too but it's weirdly unresponsive to swing and it has like

No stagger

[green beacon]

nah don't get gremlin started

[tall grove]

I love the power falchion

[grizzled plover]

Listen I could probably carry her in my arms and that's hard to find when I am five three Sazza can get it

[blazing ibex]

shovel

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword is fun

Power sword was also fun

[regal hearth]

People be like:

Fudgy brownies with ice cream 😄

actual cow dung 🤬

[blazing ibex]

okay knife is fun too though

[gusty plume]

I would let Sazza stack donuts on it

[tall grove]

I will NOT tolerate power falchion slander

[blazing ibex]

serrated flesh tearer knife is kinda dumb

[gusty plume]

BFGS

[tall grove]

Total goblin death

[regal hearth]

By definition, slander must be false. So I am innocent

[ocean widget]

Out the window you go

[blazing ibex]

As a stinky vet main

The power falchion

[gusty plume]

What is it with you and Green People?

[blazing ibex]

is

[gusty plume]

Are you Greenist?

[gloomy tartan]

Why are you stinky

[tall grove]

Power falchion is PEAK and I will not be convinced otherwise

[blazing ibex]

Undoubtable, indutibly, unfortunately

[green beacon]

god I hate v*t mains

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t join nurgle

[blazing ibex]

mid

[ocean widget]

The blue men made him colourblind so he hates them

[tall grove]

I hate greenies

[regal hearth]

It's peak doodoo farts that smell like egg salad left out at the picnic

[neon agate]

Bro wdym

[whole glade]

oooo

[gusty plume]

Did you know Dark Souls is powered by green?

[green beacon]

v*t mains gotta go bro

[whole glade]

RICTOFEN IS BACK

[tall grove]

Credibility lost

[gloomy tartan]

There’s allways a swamp

Allways a poison swamp

[blazing ibex]

bro how 💀

[whole glade]

oh...

[gusty plume]

EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOR BUDDY?

[tall grove]

No, it’s powered by red

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not a discussion

[blazing ibex]

you go and try and fight ragers with that thing

[whole glade]

hes from a world were the nazis won....

[blazing ibex]

go on

try it

[tall grove]

Because your opinion is different from mine

[shy sandal]

Stop self loathing

[green beacon]

nuh uh

[gusty plume]

Havoc player detected

Opinion Ignored

[blazing ibex]

I HAVE TROUBLE EVEN IN AURIC

[shy sandal]

I usually shoot ragers though. Can't be bothered

[green beacon]

v*t main detected 🤮

[whole glade]

ok bo7 zombies aint half bad

[blazing ibex]

it's just weird how like

For how much damage it can do

It legit just has no stagger

[gusty plume]

Why are you trying to melee Ragers

[green beacon]

BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU KILL THEM ????

[gloomy tartan]

I mean if you chainsaw one in the face they stop

[green beacon]

sorry what

[gusty plume]

GUN

[elder merlin]

Im more of a blue color kinda guy myself

[gusty plume]

FUCKING GUN

[shy sandal]

I treat it as a horde sweeper

[blazing ibex]

BECAUSE SHOOTING THEM WILL NOT SATISFY MY THIRST FOR BLOOD

[tall grove]

Well my collar’s blue but my neck is reeeeeed

[gusty plume]

Khornate Detected

[gloomy tartan]

They like tomato soup get em

[gusty plume]

Blue and Red make GREEN

[green beacon]

all v*t mains

[gusty plume]

Is that not Zealots?

[blazing ibex]

people think zealots are the khorne corrupted ones

have you seen a good vet with a shovel?

[tall grove]

GET IN THERE! MAKE THEN SCREAM!

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just normal

[junior sky]

almost

[gusty plume]

When she Mourningstar on my Atoma till I Tertium

[tall grove]

She atomq on my prime till I pox

[gloomy tartan]

When she kasrkin me cadia no surrender

[green beacon]

performative darktide be like
Atoma Habits

[shy sandal]

No, because most of them aren't good and are using Power Sword + Recon Lasgun

[gusty plume]

I feel like Darktides Story isn't as apparent as it should be

[blazing ibex]

i strive to break the mold

me and like, the three other people i know that run shovels

[gloomy tartan]

I use bolter and chainsword cuz I think their neat

[green beacon]

vet 3

[tall grove]

Current modifiers are vent purge sniper gauntlet, rotten armour, and encroaching garden. On assignment rank twenty. Yeah, maybe we should wait for rotation?

[green beacon]

surely

[gusty plume]

Turns into Goontide

[tall grove]

Turns into?

It already is

[shy sandal]

Shovel is really good. Especially if you grab the mark where you can poke Crushers in the eye with the spiky bit

[blazing ibex]

I mean your mission is basically heresy level so

Not that bad.

[gusty plume]

Yeah that's what Isha suffers through

[gloomy tartan]

Ain’t no way

[tall grove]

Yeah but it has emperor’s fading light so auric difficulty is activated

[blazing ibex]

mk1 is the best shovel

[blazing ibex]

that just means the spawns are upped but 20 is still heresy level difficulty

[gusty plume]

You think Nurgle experiments on her with "Diseases"?

[blazing ibex]

21 is where the CBT starts

[tall grove]

Ah, got it. Well if you have time we can try, but again I’ve been playing a ton of DRG lately so I’ll just be rawdogging the controls

[gloomy tartan]

Like he blows vape rings at her and makes her listen to his new mixtapes ?

[gusty plume]

No Isha is straight up just in Nurgles Jar

And she's the Rainbow Dash Figurine

[elder merlin]

Is your body also fucked?

[wraith phoenix]

Better be skitarii on Tuesday to get the horrible taste of BO7 out of my mouth 💀

[elder merlin]

I thought you were dead? @wraith phoenix

[tall grove]

It’s a reference to a dumb AI meme song from a mont or so ago

[tired inlet]

Skill Issue Bau Bau

[wraith phoenix]

Just on life support

[gloomy tartan]

Scooby doo would be a good cyber dog

[gusty plume]

Skitari Kitty Femboy with an ass fatter than My 600lb Life and 16 new Weapons

[gloomy tartan]

Is that your demands?

[tall grove]

Indeed

[elder merlin]

blinks eyes

[gusty plume]

Are they unreasonable?

[blazing ibex]

based

[gloomy tartan]

Enhance

[gusty plume]

Don't act like you don't want it too

[tall grove]

Also yeah i noticed this. There is quite the difficulty spike

[gloomy tartan]

What would the voice lines even be

I’m stuck on that

Not the fat ass part

[wraith phoenix]

The plot thiccens

[gloomy tartan]

Are all skitarii femboys? Is this Warhammer lore?

[gusty plume]

Is a femboy bad?

[gusty plume]

Yes

Look closely and you'll see their 2 ton ass

[wraith phoenix]

1 ton for each cheek

[gusty plume]

Real

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like I’m on a airplane and your pointing out a landmark on the right side of the plane

[gusty plume]

Lmao

Skitarii more like Meow mrrp nya mrow mrrp mow :3

[gloomy tartan]

Radium overuse?

[tall grove]

Because femboy better

[gloomy tartan]

That reminds me of that comic where Spider-Man killed Mary Jane with his radioactive nevermind

So they’re the cult of atom from fallout?

[gusty plume]

How about Magos Dommy Mommy with Thighs thicker than an I-Beam and capable of crushing your head with both her rack, dumpy and her thighs with ease

[tall grove]

Hadron

[gloomy tartan]

What part of Warhammer lore is this

[gusty plume]

The Mechanicus

[gusty plume]

I don't think she's a Magos

[gaunt wind]

Bro doesnt know about the Thick Magos dommy mommy? Tourist

[gusty plume]

Old Man Yaoi

[tall grove]

Notice how you didn’t deny any of the other things

[gusty plume]

She's too young to be a MILF

[tall grove]

She has the energy though

[gusty plume]

My headcanon is that KX is just super autistic so Hadron helps him because he thinks the others are mean

[gloomy tartan]

Hadrons allways annoyed

Robitch never happy

[primal tartan]

Fatshark please stop having me join games on the failure screen and then having the space bar for continue not work

Thansk

[gusty plume]

I want her to spit on me and call me nasty names while she grinds my my skull beneath her Mechanical gripper

Hmnnnngh...

[blazing ibex]

Holy shit.

I respect it.

[outer jasper]

dont speak again

[rocky radish]

To be fair, autistic people are pretty cool

[tall grove]

Also, @blazing ibex you said you like relic blade. What MK do you use?

[blazing ibex]

I use both for different purposes tbh

[gusty plume]

I want Hadron to come home drunk and beat me until I feel numb she kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe Then she starts to cry and apologizes begging me to forgive her She holds me all night as I gently cry into her chest is there any hope for me.

[rocky radish]

I'm not autistic myself. I have ADD. But I feel like I don't need to explain anything I do to Autistic people because they either get it, or aren't bothered at all. Plus I love hearing about their hyperfixations

[tall grove]

Stolen line

[blazing ibex]

Mk2 for fury, mk10 for shroudfield and chorus

Mk10 relic with shroudfield is so fun

[primal tartan]

also another complaint

is error 2014 just a thing in this game. my Internet is just fine

[gusty plume]

The error is the year 2014

[rocky radish]

I'm distracted by how epic your username is

[tall grove]

Really? Isn’t Thammer the go to shroudfield weapon?

[gusty plume]

All Darktide players have to learn Time Travel to play tye game after a certain point

[blazing ibex]

Hadron seems the type to kidney punch tbh

[primal tartan]

mk 2 relic blade for me
and inexorable judgement

[gusty plume]

She believes in percussive maintenance as long as it's on Ganics

[primal tartan]

heretical

[blazing ibex]

Yes, but relic blade can amass really good boss damage on the thrust

Like, nearly as good as the thammer

While also having just

[gusty plume]

Your Penis does not count as a weapon

[blazing ibex]

A generally better weapon for anything else.

[tall grove]

And 10 has the better thrusting damage?

[rocky radish]

Yeah, it'll be rare, but if you find someone with a similar hyperfixation you will automatically win at life

[gusty plume]

It is NOT the Laer blade vro

[blazing ibex]

Not that it has better thrusting damage but more that it's easier to get a thrust with it than mk2

Because the push attack is a thrust.

[tall grove]

Just sprint heavy

[blazing ibex]

Mk2 only has a thrust on the running attack.

[gusty plume]

I imagine whenever Fulgrim polished the Laer Blade it would bust a nut and go floppy after a while

[blazing ibex]

When you're in the midst of a ton of shit, it's actually a tad difficult to get that sprint heavy going

[blazing ibex]

Never would.

[primal tartan]

the build I have basically has infinite stamina for relic blade tis pretty tasty

[blazing ibex]

I use Inexorable because I like being speed demon with big swort

[primal tartan]

same

and with my revive speed I swoop in, kick on my sword, slaugjyer everything thne pick ip

[blazing ibex]

Also

Run Energy Leakage

It synergizes the best with turning relic into a stealth nuke

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I like the repeated strike down on the MK 2’s heavy attacks

[blazing ibex]

That's why I like it with fury.

But with shroudfield, I think mk10's moveset just fits better.

[gloomy tartan]

I like dukanes hat

[grave plaza]

4 more days

[gloomy tartan]

The coats pimp as hell

[still sonnet]

@open comet j wants to know if youre home yet

[tall grove]

Wouldn’t you want more of a sweeping moveset for fury?

[blazing ibex]

Nope.

Esp since the push attack is a sweep anyway

I'd rather have the strikedown lights and uppercut for the charge

[tall grove]

Oh wait I got FoTf and blazing piety mixed up

My bad

[south jetty]

reveal soon

only 3 more days.....

[cursive furnace]

do we have any idea what kind of class its going to be?

[tall grove]

Anyway, I’m going to bed now

@blazing ibex if you’re available and willing we could try some havocs tomorrow if you want

[twin flower]

Lots of guesses

Some tension between it being admech or ganger

or SoB

[tall grove]

If it’s ganger heads will roll

[twin flower]

Let the bodies hit the flooooor

[blazing ibex]

I feel like I'm one of the only people who don't care exactly what the new class is gonna be as long as it's just fun

Hiveganger, Skitarii

Whatever it is, as long as I enjoy playing it, it's whatever.

[primal tartan]

when i close my eyes

i see sniper lasers

[cursive furnace]

this, I want skitari so much

[primal tartan]

what do yall like about skitarii?

[rain idol]

I like the thought of kicking ass in the name of the omnisiah

[twin flower]

might bring with it some interesting new weapons with it

[languid hazel]

<Binharic screeching>

[twin flower]

their galvanic rifles, arc weapons, radium carbines shit like that

[primal tartan]

i like the skitarii myself

[rain idol]

And playing as those kids that won't get off my lawn is tempting being a necrons player and all

[primal tartan]

just curious about y'all. i do like the reclaimator concept most

[somber stream]

Man sorethroat is a bitch

Arguably the worst part about getting sick

[twin flower]

Get well soon lmao

Do be a bitch

[somber stream]

At least you get some of the best sleep ever with the high fever

[rain idol]

Ah covid?

[somber stream]

Thank you <3

[twin flower]

Ehh, debatable

[somber stream]

Common flu, i think. Didn't buy the kit

[twin flower]

Cant even sleep properly when im sick sick

[rain idol]

It always feels like that, either is nothing crazy or the worst thing ever

[somber stream]

I had covid a few months back already lmao

[rain idol]

Mine gave me lung issues so now i have the lung capacity of real necron too

[rain idol]

Bad luck

Hope you get better friend

[somber stream]

Think mine took away my sense of smell

Not as sharp as it used to

[primal tartan]

are you a pox burster

[somber stream]

Thanks Don Quixote

[rain idol]

No problem my dearest Sancho

[blazing hawk]

I'm trying to uninstall darktide to make.more space but this game just refuses to uninstall fully mf got the Zealot talent

Wow thanks fatshark even helldivers 2 could uninstall itself willingly

Nvm

It just uninstalled

[formal mortar]

Get well soon. Some honey with tea can help with the sore throat. You could also boil red delicious apples with some cinnamon and add honey to that too.

[somber stream]

The announcement banner for 10 years of tide got updated
December 2, new class release font has red and white on it

[somber stream]

Oh yeah doing just that, honey ginger tea 24/7

Thanks Sid

[somber stream]

...admech?

[formal mortar]

Good stuff right there

What if it's red and white for xmas month?

Santa?

[rain idol]

Or aldari

Heh

[somber stream]

Do people celebrate Chrismas in the 41st millenium?

[keen moon]

fatshark can we get a new loading screen with the new classes included since the reveal got delayed

[formal mortar]

No clue

[rain idol]

I believe there's a holiday named after sanguinus

[formal mortar]

Maybe Santa is a perpetual who goes around and gives everyone a lump of corpse starch for xmas

[somber stream]

Interesting

[rain idol]

Patron saint of ogryns

[formal mortar]

Won't be able to play anything tomorrow so I stayed up a bit too late

Have a closing shift then a near opening shift

[wraith phoenix]

Fatshark, send me a dummy thicc skitarii femboy with a 2-ton ass and my life is yours!!!

[last scarab]

If anyone in the imperium believed in Santa, it would be the Ogryns

[last scarab]

What in the actual fuck

[formal mortar]

Someone let their inner thoughts out

[wraith phoenix]

[last scarab]

Keep those thoughts inner please

[wraith phoenix]

Forgive me siblings, I am merely attempting to cleanse my thoughts after the parade of poo that is the new BO7 campaign 💀

[formal mortar]

Shouldn't have bought it

[inland mantle]

Your fault for buying a new BO at this point

[fallen tree]

i remember playing the very first cod. oh how times change

[formal mortar]

You already know they just push out trash at this point

[last scarab]

Just getting COD in general

[wraith phoenix]

Game pass

[last scarab]

I miss my old Xbox 360

[jaunty path]

Poo? Where? mouth starts drooling

[inland mantle]

Death

[formal mortar]

Shouldn't have even given it a minute of playtime

[jaunty path]

Get ur refund.

[wraith phoenix]

This year is especially bad. It’s all online co-op and the servers run on empty promises

[last scarab]

I bought it on launch day waiting in a line with money I earned from mowing lawns and doing chores for other people

[somber stream]

Can't people tell garbage from gem through trailer alone any more?

The last decent CoD was 2019

[formal mortar]

You could play bf6 instead

[somber stream]

Yeah bf6 hardcore is where it's at

[last scarab]

You should go play TABG

[formal mortar]

I still haven't played hardcore.. been grinding my challenges

[last scarab]

It’s F2P

[wraith phoenix]

I don’t care for their ||new ownership||

[formal mortar]

Almost done with assault... then it's.... onto recon

[somber stream]

Bruh, you kill faster in hardcore, use that to grind

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[somber stream]

Gabecube estimated price: $799

Now is the time console bros

[formal mortar]

True, true... but now I need to swap off and grind some Arc next

[rain idol]

I only play tabletop and hoard shooters nowadays with pinches of limbus and 4x games sprinkled in-between

[formal mortar]

Guy tried to use a lure grenade to get me killed after missing me with a sniper

[rain idol]

Gabin is calling for me

[formal mortar]

Then he shot up what he lured, and then I used a nade to lure a snitch and some balls over to him

[somber stream]

Skyrim, Arc, Bf6, life

Been rotating those 4. My meat is too juicy and my lobster, too buttery

[last scarab]

I’m genuinely excited for it

[formal mortar]

I need to add persona 5 royal back into my rotation

[astral basin]

Gabecube: 800
Spencerbox: 1200
Hmmmmmm…

[last scarab]

Yeah, it’ll completely change the console landscape

[last scarab]

It’s fun, the music is why I got it though

[formal mortar]

I enjoy p5r, I just need to finish it

Only done 2 palaces

[somber stream]

What's spencerbox? Xbox? Isn't it also 799

[wraith phoenix]

$800 is a tough sell to console peasants who don’t appreciate the ownership of a machine they can do their taxes on. Does that even include a controller?

[astral basin]

The fact that xbox is tryna spin it as
“A powerful console-tower hybrid, with steam integration”

[last scarab]

Nope, new Xbox is confirmed to be 1200 dollars or higher

[inland mantle]

Just get a pc at that point

[somber stream]

lol

lmao

[rain idol]

I know im probably gonna get one just gotta find a way to get all the games i already have off my console so i dont gotta pay again

[wraith phoenix]

If that’s true then lmao rip Xbox

[somber stream]

First gamepass now this

What are they smoking

[last scarab]

Xbox has also been consistently raising the prices on literally everything

[astral laurel]

Xbox can't touch my OG big box :>

[last scarab]

Dev kit prices increased by almost 200 dollars btw

It’s bad bad

[astral basin]

I also heard that xbox is tryna pivot into a software only company
Even more aggressive micro transactions

[somber stream]

The board demands more dough

[wraith phoenix]

Oh yes, I have been paying close attention to the news on this. They seem to be doing so because they are confident they can get away with it and I think they may be right about that. Microsoft is not in the business of losing money.

[last scarab]

If it goes wrong, they’ll just lay off an entire beloved game studio again

[astral basin]

If xbox sales plummet
Doesnt affect Microsoft at large
They could just shut it down and repurpose the staff towards “Microsoft entertainment” or some shit

[wraith phoenix]

Or push out another update to windows that disables Visual Basic. 💀

[last scarab]

God the difference between Microsoft and Valve is astonishing

Valve does nothing and wins, valve does something and it’s so good to the point of seriously threatening Xbox

[somber stream]

This is why Gabe is beloved

[last scarab]

I have an image of the god emperor with Gabe’s face photoshopped on

I wish I could post it here

[inland mantle]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1053823148048527440

[somber stream]

The day he depart, we will all weep

[inland mantle]

Let me see that shit

[last scarab]

Done

[inland mantle]

🔥

[somber stream]

That smile

That damn smile

[last scarab]

Also they finally counted to three

[astral basin]

Valve set a solid foundation and just profited
Microsoft just shoved an office full of more dudes with worse deadlines trying to dig up code for a goldrush

[wraith phoenix]

One is a gaming company that has spent decades carefully curating the goodwill of an extremely loyal customer base.

The other is a $4 trillion corporation that could easily purchase Valve if they wanted to.

[somber stream]

HL3 soon*

-# *No copium, hopium was involved in the making of this statement

[last scarab]

I love that big corporations call steam a monopoly just because of how good they treat their users

[last scarab]

I really hope so. They also had a can of Bonk from TF2, so I hope that means something

It was in the background of the steam machine trailer iirc

[rain idol]

When i get the steam machine i will gladly contribute to sony and xbox imploding

[last scarab]

I want my gabecube

[wraith phoenix]

You mean with the license to play the games you’ve “purchased”?

I enjoy what valve does for this industry, but they are not saints and do not do this out of the Goodwill of their hearts.

[last scarab]

Iirc, valve specifically has it so that if steam ever goes away, your games will still be playable

No corporation is amazing, but valve is one of the better ones

[wraith phoenix]

But if you die, you can’t transfer ownership of the games to someone else

[last scarab]

And miles better than Microsoft

[last scarab]

Are you going to die soon?

[wraith phoenix]

Everyone dies 🤷‍♂️

Your life is the Emperor’s currency, spend it well

[last scarab]

Luv me muh emprah
Luv me muh Rashuns
Luv me muh lil ‘uns

[wraith phoenix]

Simple as

[astral basin]

I wonder what kind of deal microshaft has w steam to be planning their expensive af tower
And what that means for people that will inevitably have to use two accounts on a single “console”

[last scarab]

The only thing I actually despise about valve is their incorporation of loot boxes, that’s about it

[astral basin]

Ive heard of valves light hand w lootboxes
How bad csgo is with it

[shy sandal]

Valve is literally good at everything except maintaining their IPs in a healthy state

CS bros and TF2 bros got left to rot with cosmetic updates and broken maps 😭

[last scarab]

At least TF2 bros are doing dumb stuff together

It hasn’t had a major update in years and it’s still one of the most played games on steam currently

[shy sandal]

There is no game in the market that replicates the vibe.

At least not as well

[last scarab]

I haven’t played since after they gigabuffed the vaccinator

[shy sandal]

I haven't played since 2021

I sold out mine in 2023 and bought a bunch of games with it

Don't regret it

[last scarab]

Australiums?

Depending on the ones you have they’re worth a lot of money

The rarest one currently is the golden pan and it’s worth a few grand

Wait until you hear about the Burning Flames Team Captain

$15,000 dollars

On the lower end

Collectors

I was literally typing this out lol

[rare pulsar]

Sell it while its worth something imo.

[shy sandal]

Average Soundsmith and Uncle Dane fan

[astral basin]

Mfw an old auntie of mine was an elvis obsessive

The type that would DEFINITELY wouldve snatched his hair off his head

[primal parcel]

Bet any fucking money the new class is Ratling.

[astral basin]

Fiddy dolla

[thick fog]

thats what we been saying

[astral basin]

Right now

I see your bet and call fiddy dolla

[primal parcel]

Shit I dont got fiddy dolla

I have 4 dabloons.

But Yeah it only makes sense it would be Ratling. What else could it be?

[lapis night]

Iz gots a bit of a problem

Some git stole ma stabbah

[primal parcel]

:0

I didnt take it.

[blissful kiln]

Joe Biden

[primal parcel]

Sheet you right.

[primal parcel]

What it looks like?

[astral basin]

Skinny dolphin dont want to do a game with 3 height levels yet

[lapis night]

Itz big an it right killy

[astral basin]

Besides. Whats a ratling but a mutant vet

[primal parcel]

Shit uuuuuuh. I got a stick that shocks.

Would that work for ya?

[lapis night]

Datll do

[primal parcel]

It might be small for you though. Its normal human size.

[lapis night]

Its like holding a lego piece

Wu is tgis

[primal parcel]

Well when you swing it and hit something it shocks them.

[lapis night]

Gork an Mork wont stand for dis

Iz gonna go rob the big skeleton floaty git in black armour and the funny hat

[primal parcel]

I dont recommend that x.x

[lapis night]

He telz me Im right proppa killy

[primal parcel]

Oh. Uh nice!

[lapis night]

Also

Whats a grey knight?

Iz taht a beaky?

[primal parcel]

A beaky?

[lapis night]

Is urm

Big umie

[primal parcel]

OH!

I dont know iv never heard of Grey knight before.

[lapis night]

Hmmmm

Iz bet I could krump one

[jaunty path]

Basically the inquisition chapter.

[primal parcel]

If its a big human maybe. Ogryns are tough as it is.

[primal parcel]

I know that XD

They dont exist.

[lapis night]

Wazzat?

[primal parcel]

The people who make you disappear

[lapis night]

Iz an ork I dont know much

[lapis night]

Like weirdboyz den

[primal parcel]

UH no not a psycher.

[lapis night]

Old mate gorkurk once called a weirdboy boy smfin e didnt like and he made him pop out

[primal parcel]

I dont fuck with psychers for that reason.

[lapis night]

Iz once was part of… a re-tun-ew for some propper killy umie

Iz like umie

Right killy lot

(Actual thing, we did a rouge trader campaign and I was an orc that wanted to fight cool shit and kept stealing people’s weapons)

[primal parcel]

Nice

[somber stream]

I had a stroke reading all that

[gaunt wind]

3 days until GW makes Fatshark delay the reveal again

[rare pulsar]

Im so Hyped to get dissapointed again. I love getting dissapointed.

[somber stream]

Have some faith

[rare pulsar]

Hope is the first step on the road to dissapontment.

[sleek harness]

3 days

[somber stream]

What if the ganger have really big bazookas

[rare pulsar]

BOOBA

[gaunt wind]

Ill buy it then

[somber stream]

As if you won't buy it anyway, even if you hate it at launch

hate buy

[jaunty path]

You drive a hard bargain I can't lie.

[gaunt wind]

If it has cool enough weapons I will

[rare pulsar]

I wont buy a lame ass ganger vet reskin. I will however buy a cold trader with xenotech.

The arby looking back at it was kinda dissapointing

I barely play it anymore

New class needs to be unique

But saying all that ill prolly desperatly throw my money at them the moment they release the slop cause i cant fckn help myself.

[spiral creek]

How does one get this level of self awareness

[last scarab]

By hating yourself

[rare pulsar]

Mostly tons of weed

[last scarab]

Weed is nice, I prefer booze

[spiral creek]

I’m studying engineering does that count ?

[rare pulsar]

Booze makes my tummy owwwey

[last scarab]

L

[spiral creek]

No it makes all of you owwwy

[last scarab]

I guess

[spiral creek]

You just don’t feel it

[rare pulsar]

Frfr

[spiral creek]

Yeah I don’t do drugs or booze

Prescription amphetamines don’t mix well with that shit

[primal tartan]

fucking hate bots
got martyr skull and at the end they're just watching me trapped by a trapper and we die

[spiral creek]

You would think a dude with a net gun would be a useless piece of shit but in reality he’s the most deadly enemy in the game

[rare pulsar]

ONEOFTHOSENETTERS

[gloomy tartan]

New veteran weapon is the net gun ?

[somber stream]

Something is going on at Ubisoft

Oh they suspended stock trading

This won't end well

[agile belfry]

I just played my few rounds of havoc :D

[gaunt wind]

Ubisoft going under would make my year

[rocky radish]

How did it go?

[agile belfry]

Pretty well, got to rank 9

Was good to play at a higher skill level

[rocky radish]

I've only tried Havoc a little. Absolutely insanity, but completing a match feels so good

[somber stream]

The only thing i fear is what will happen to For Honor devs

They are passionate and care about the game

[agile belfry]

Yeah I can't wait to get to the higher levels and get absolutely blasted

[rocky radish]

Man, I used to love FH back in the day. They really tried to make it feel as polished and balanced as possible

No matter who I played as, I felt like a badass

[somber stream]

Yeah they removed the whole gear level system

You can win paid character with free ones, granted you have the skill

[rocky radish]

I think the gear level changes happened around the time I stopped playing. Not because of that though

[agile belfry]

damn really? I remember playing when that got added back when I think the Wu-lin were released

[somber stream]

It was sometime ago yes

They made Arcade free too

[rocky radish]

I only got to try the wu lin a little, then my family stopped playing, which forced me to stop

[shy sandal]

The chinese were the worst thing to have happened to For Honor

[somber stream]

Your family play FH?

[rocky radish]

Many years ago

[agile belfry]

valid

[rocky radish]

My sister and her boyfriend at the time

He's now her fiancee