general-chat

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck would I buy nexus premium

[silent furnace]

I downloaded a wabbajack modpack and it turned Serena into a goth fanfic character

[arctic escarp]

unless its actually something worth paying

[silent furnace]

Like it wasnt even related to the modpack 🥲

[tender horizon]

Nerevar help they're treating me like an argonian

[ocean widget]

Just hearing dagothwave randomly playing is class

[lusty estuary]

well see like dagoth ur is a compelling character but like years of fandom shit make him seem like a big meme

[hazy kestrel]

Because I don’t want to download each mod in the modlist individually / with a click each time.

[ocean widget]

How many times are you removing and adding mods

[fair bridge]

skyrim modders when they see a female character with normal body proportions

[silent furnace]

My hot take is most quest mods for Skyrim are doodoo

[shy sandal]

They're cool characters, but i feel sometimes people overdo it with the glazing. As if there are no other interesting antagonists in the franchises

[arctic escarp]

see you miss out on actually learning how to mod

the dumbification of modding..

[ocean widget]

Skyrim modders when they see the only good companion*

[signal mason]

Hot take the dlc for skyrimg sucks and thats why I still have vanilla skyrim

[fair bridge]

agreed!! most of it sucks

[tender horizon]

Tbf the other good antagonist in fallout is The Master

[hazy kestrel]

My guy, it’s a 1,000 + modlist, I’m not spending 24 hours clicking to download each one.

[silent furnace]

Dragonborn really good tbh, i love Solstheim

[fair bridge]

we're referring to the mod not the character itself :)

[signal mason]

Wouldnt know

[arctic escarp]

this is why you build your own

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck are you downloading a thousand mods for skyrim of all games

[heady echo]

This. You mod for 7 hours. Start up the game and play for 30 mins then call it a day.

[arctic escarp]

because those 1K stuff is

padded with bullshit 4K texture bs

[silent furnace]

Theres a mod that rewrites and completely revoices Serena and turns her to a waifu

[ocean widget]

Fair, Serena does get a fuck ton of body mods though annoyingly

[silent furnace]

Its cursed

[signal mason]

Had a friend make money on the hub using skyrim

[tender horizon]

Skyrim, like Little Ceasar's, is fun as long as you don't have someone telling you it's bad

[fair bridge]

"the dlc for skyrimg[sic] sucks and thats why i have vanilla skyrim"
you haven't played the DLC????

[hazy kestrel]

Meh, don’t need all that fancy schmancy modding knowledge when someone else did the hard work for me. Just add some personal armor choices and I’m right as rain.

[signal mason]

I had all of dawnguard as mods already

[ocean widget]

To be fair little caesars doesnt have walking pincushions

[arctic escarp]

my inputs not working after I mod it 💀

[signal mason]

And the dragon riding and such

[arctic escarp]

I have a suspicion of whats causing it

[signal mason]

[arctic escarp]

and I know its not related to a mod

[tender horizon]

Turn down the difficulty or hit level 30 idk man

[hazy kestrel]

Because it looks nice lmao. And I need an overhaul to magic, combat, etc.

[ocean widget]

I have done both as 2 handed
Paine

[fair bridge]

btw check out moddinglinked's modpacks

[hazy kestrel]

No

[arctic escarp]

you dont know modding

till you follow a guide telling you how to carefully install it

[tender horizon]

I'm ngl 2 handed battle mage is to this day my favorite skyrim build

[silent furnace]

As in they make good modpacks or bad ones

[shy sandal]

What about Legate Lanius and Ulysses?

[ocean widget]

Oh i just use a big hammer

[obtuse oak]

Legate Lanius is so kino

[fair bridge]

i think they make the best bethesda game modpacks in general

[obtuse oak]

I love the way he talks

what a drama queen

[hazy kestrel]

Cool. Don’t need to. Just give me some occasional instructions for those more complex mods and I’m fine tbh.

[heady echo]

Best part is when you get greedy and instal like 15 mods in a row without starting the game up. And then CTD and have to disable mods at random to indentify the error. As i said half the fun. Then you realize that your sunday is over and you get back to it the next weekend but you don't.

[ocean widget]

Remember seeing a post about a stahlrim hammer that does 1.3k dmg
Think it was frost and chaos damage enchantment

[silent furnace]

Yall think Beyond Skyrim will ever release in full

[fair bridge]

https://dragonbornsfate.moddinglinked.com/

this is their skyrim pack - fully vanilla+ with modularity for you to add your own stuff if you want

[tender horizon]

Lanius kinda only exists for all of 5 minutes ime, I like Ulysses but he isn't The Master or Frank levels of writing.

[hazy kestrel]

See, this is why I don’t make my own list.

[fair bridge]

and yeah beyond skyrim will release, it just won't be as good as people are saying it is

[heady echo]

Kinda get you

[tender horizon]

Love conjure bound battleaxe

[hazy kestrel]

I want to play Skyrim, not spend time modding in the hopes of playing one day.

[fair bridge]

good taste and bethesda gamers are mutually exclusive terms

[arctic escarp]

honestly I dont get the obsession with moving over to different provinces

[tender horizon]

Change of scenery is cool

I would like to see black marsh tbh

[lusty estuary]

president richardson sweeps no question you're hard pressed to find a more detestable character in a video game

[ocean widget]

Seeing how new stuff is done is nice
I just dont want Bethesda to do it ngl

[arctic escarp]

I genuinely never got bored of the setting ngl 💀

[obtuse oak]

is this good?

[ocean widget]

The two main villains of borderlands 3

[fair bridge]

i've been playing oblivion remastered lately and i'm afraid it's peak

[blissful kiln]

greatest Fallout boss
defeated by pressing [Persuasion 100] 10 times

💀

[obtuse oak]

that's why it's kino

[arctic escarp]

its cooler when you use Barter

[fair bridge]

it's fantastic!! best vanilla+ modpack i've used. it's modern, it's fast, it's easy to set up, and it's all on wabbajack too

[obtuse oak]

any good RPG isn't about actual gameplay

[arctic escarp]

defeat him by telling him he needs to learn logistics more

[obtuse oak]

that's entirely tertiary to the main event

[fair bridge]

their fallout new vegas modpack viva new vegas is also great

[tender horizon]

The coolest antag in NV is probably Elijah tbh

[ocean widget]

Imo its cooler when you use a shotgun and shoot lanius in the dick

[obtuse oak]

ok thanks! I got the skyrim itch again the other day, i'll give this a go i guess. how long does it take to download the whole shebang?

[silent furnace]

Idk theres some rpgs i just like killing shit in and listening to youtube lol

[ocean widget]

Holorifle and bear trap fist go brrr

[hazy kestrel]

I use Nordic Souls, myself. Their community shaders modlist variant is beautiful.

[tender horizon]

Yeah+you get to see his legacy all game long

Sets him up to be an actual antagonist

[brazen pelican]

Stealth Archer, engage!

[lusty estuary]

i think i would've preferred legate lanius' speech options to have been more akin to what you do with the master where you have to go out of your way to construct an argument against him by actually looking at information and doing research on the super mutants but as far as rpg skill checking your way to victory goes the dialogue you have with him is pretty good

[hazy kestrel]

That depends on the modlist.

[shy sandal]

Fallout New Vegas: "If you win the west, you lose the east. chud"

Fallout 1: "If you wipe the humans, the mutants can't fuck, chud"

[silent furnace]

I feel like Caesars Legion is the worst part of FNV

[lusty estuary]

because its like at least what you're saying to him makes sense and its not just like "LEGATE LANIUS STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"

[hazy kestrel]

Mine took maybe a day. Of course, sometimes wabbajack has an error and you just rerun it. Nothing too bad.

[fast gorge]

the legion was meant to be so much more

sigh

[tender horizon]

They're one of the least finished bits, I agree

[obtuse oak]

I actually always play a spellsword in skyrim lol

[fast gorge]

two handed unarmoured 🗣️

[tender horizon]

Spellsword gang rise up

[fair bridge]

well you have two options - the first is the "base" version of the modpack which just includes the latest bug fixes and stability patches. the "extended" version includes all the usual stuff like skyUI, QoL updates and cut content patches. i just downloaded everything manually with their mod organizer 2 fork since wabbajack has always been a little finicky for me

[obtuse oak]

a day? fuck me

[brazen pelican]

Neat! Jokes aside I typically go for a summoner. :3

[tender horizon]

I love my heavy armor+conjuring+two handed warriors

[blissful kiln]

the difference between F1 and FNV is that in F1 you actually had to find physical proof to convince the master he's a dumbass, not just pass a check that you can pass at lvl 4

[hazy kestrel]

Just go to sleep through it

[obtuse oak]

o yea.

[obtuse oak]

yeah exactly this sort of shit is the best

[fair bridge]

me downloading everything manually took me like an hour, wabbajack takes about 10 minutes if your internet is decent

[silent furnace]

I thought the Caesars Legion being sexist was a really lame way to make them more evil as well

[hazy kestrel]

It’s worth it though, the stability is unreal. Only one odd crash in 70 or so hours.

[shy sandal]

Still funny to me you can just make the Master give up cause he's depressed.

[fair bridge]

idk if personman is talking about the same modpack as i am.....

[obtuse oak]

oh nice i have gigabit fiber but i dont have premium nexusmods lol

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know how they did it, but holy shit it’s impressive

[obtuse oak]

i'll try wabbajack first

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, Nordic Souls

[lusty estuary]

well they're like that because that's what rome was like in real life

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s not a dark souls combat / hardcore combat modlist, despite the name.

[celest yarrow]

if I buy something at the commissary, is the item available on one character or on any character of that class?

[fair bridge]

on wabbajack all you need to do is manually click on the download links if you don't have premium. kind of a pain but at least it installs everything for you and does your ini

[silent furnace]

Yeah but in a universe with VATs and guns idk how effective thatd be lol

[shy sandal]

Any character

[somber stream]

Real ones make their own mod pack for Skyrim

[hazy kestrel]

Just buy a month of premium. Cancel it immediately, and download any extra neat mods you want before it runs out in a month.

[celest yarrow]

alright, thanks!

[tender horizon]

If you are gonna try out skyrim again I want to reccomend the Ordinator+Apocalypse overhauls to you. They make the playstyle feel really good.(dude also has a bunch of vanilla++ type overhauls that are good)

[brazen pelican]

Also girls have cooties!

[obtuse oak]

ya i guess i could do that

bruh stop recommending me modpacks i can only play one of them at a time

😭

[shy sandal]

Real ones use the Steam workshop to download shitty mods only

[arctic escarp]

I almost read that as cooc-

[brazen pelican]

Use all of them and embrace the calamity.

[fair bridge]

the moddinglinked discord is a pretty solid resource for seeing the mentality behind how they make their modpacks. it's a bunch of people that were fed up with the bloated, ugly, unstable crap that modders have been advertising for years

[somber stream]

One don't simply mod Skyrim with Steam Workshop

Is that even possible

[hazy kestrel]

Well, you can shop around a bit before you download one. Just look on wabbajack and search up any that strike your interest.

[arctic escarp]

oldrim player spotted

[obtuse oak]

I think a relatively simple and sleek vanilla+ modpack sounds like the right fit for me. it's been a long time since i played skyrim, i dont need it to be radically different

[arctic escarp]

move on from the past lil bro

[fair bridge]

you'll like dragonborn's fate

[silent furnace]

InterestingNPCs is a staple Skyrim mod but i feel like the average writing in it is really bad

[tender horizon]

Yes

[fair bridge]

best way to play the game imo

[somber stream]

Don't forget the jiggle physics

For uh

[hazy kestrel]

3DNPCs I think it’s the same one, is also really buggy I’ve heard.

[somber stream]

Immersive

[hazy kestrel]

Licht is a true man of the people.

[fair bridge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/86492

this community shaders mod is the best one on the list - it provides visual effects similar to (and even better sometimes) ENB effects without the performance drain, all operating in-engine

[arctic escarp]

tbf

they do jiggle a lot when you run without a bra

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, now physics makes me giggle. :<

[shy sandal]

I have special edition on my PC. But the modding scene is so confusing I'd rather mod the old version.

Like, now you gotta see if the version you're downloading is the special edition one or the anniversary edition one, like MF i ain't reading the nutritional values behind the box just to download a fucking mod 🥀

[silent furnace]

Most stuff has just gone to AE i fear

[hazy kestrel]

Wabbajack. Simple as pal.

[somber stream]

Yes, 80% is AE

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, that’s the case.

[arctic escarp]

its pretty easy to tell

[somber stream]

Some support both

Oh fuck FO4 got a anniversary edition?

[arctic escarp]

1.5+ = special edition
1.6+ = anniversary edition

[somber stream]

TODD

[shy sandal]

Tell me about it

[silent furnace]

It doesnt work tho lmao

It broke the entire game

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[arctic escarp]

iirc current AE is version 1.61170

[obtuse oak]

oh i dont have skyrim AE

[somber stream]

FO4 full DLC + 150 mods = 60 bucks

[arctic escarp]

and most mods are updated to be compatible with 1.6xx+

[obtuse oak]

is that a problem lol

[arctic escarp]

if the mod has 1.6 then yes

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like Bethesda.

[arctic escarp]

its gonna be a problem since SE is only 1.5

[lusty estuary]

fo4 AE is really funny because it has repeated the exact same mistake that skyrim AE made where it broke absolutely everything

[fair bridge]

for DBF i don't think so, it just means you don't have some creation club stuff like fishing or survival mode. nbd

[shy sandal]

Just means you gotta be more mindful of compatability when downloading stuff

[obtuse oak]

but i do have survival mode

[hazy kestrel]

Bite the bullet Hank. Or download a not AE modlist like Gate to Sovngarde. Vortex only unfortunately.

[lusty estuary]

i think to a point where even some of the creation club stuff doesn't work but that's anecdotal

[fair bridge]

oh then you're good

[obtuse oak]

i own that because they gave it for free when cc was introduced to special edition

[arctic escarp]

survival mode comes with the anniversary update

[fair bridge]

yeah you're good

[somber stream]

Time for my usual Skyrim For Honor mod propaganda

[obtuse oak]

i even bought a couple creations at some point

[somber stream]

Shoulder bash dragon, NOW

[obtuse oak]

like a good paypiggy

oink oink

[fair bridge]

oh actually you're in luck lol

The Anniversary Edition DLC is not supported. The guide will later instruct you to disable the prompt that starts its installation. Alternatively, you can disable it altogether through your library.

[brazen pelican]

Shit, it's the cops!

[obtuse oak]

perf

[shy sandal]

For Honor...

Damn that's a game i haven't played in years

[somber stream]

They add a hot Italien lady

[hazy kestrel]

Nordic Souls does require the full AE upgrade unfortunately.

[silent furnace]

Any modpack that includes the Beyond the Reach mod should die in fire

[somber stream]

That's it, that's all you need to know

[hazy kestrel]

Why lmao?

Is it bad?

[shy sandal]

SA servers are dead, and they refuse to add cross progression.
I was an xbox player

[somber stream]

It's still very alive in EU

one of the few Ubisoft game i like

[tender horizon]

Tbh I don't like when people mod skyrim into unrecognizability

Like ik its haha skyrim

But I do like when it's still recognizable as the game

[shy sandal]

If there was an option to change servers, i would be playing though... Or if i could still have my year one gear

[silent furnace]

I despise that mod. Its maximum edge and like literally so much written SA. Its written like a 14 year old edgelord discovered Game of Thrones

[hazy kestrel]

Yikes.

[somber stream]

Installing Ordinator

Boy i sure hope this won't brick my save

[tender horizon]

I dont think it will

[hazy kestrel]

It’s gonna brick your save, methinks.

[shy sandal]

I gotta play some Rivals today, Gambit is actually fun asf

[nimble glade]

Rations recovered team won! Yes!

🗣️ Let's fucking go!

[somber stream]

half the mourning star turns into poxwalker

[silent furnace]

How many of the people recovering rations were just hungy

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[native steeple]

[lusty estuary]

that's fine and it will NOT be a problem

[silent furnace]

Next class is Poxwalker

[somber stream]

Commissar, this one right here

[south jetty]

Me but only for the first hour, then I ate and destroyed the rest after

[brazen pelican]

Can I eat those?

[somber stream]

By all means

[silent furnace]

So what do Poxwalkers do when we arent around

[fair bridge]

hit the griddy

[lusty estuary]

probably cry a lot

[somber stream]

They uh, walk. I think

[south jetty]

sing for the Grandfather

[brazen pelican]

Yay! Thanks! ..oOwOo..

[lusty estuary]

i think they're all in perpetual pain

[south jetty]

The Grandfather takes away all of your agony

[lusty estuary]

poxwalkers don't have the benefit of being happy all the time like most followers of nurgle because they're just plague victims they got sick one day and now they don't really got control of their body no more

its probably fine

i wouldn't care but i'm just nonchalant like that

[neon agate]

FOOD?!?!?!

CAN I HAVE FOOD

[shy sandal]

Close call though

[silent furnace]

Is there a chef faction in 40k

[fair bridge]

chef ?

name chef ?

[brazen pelican]

No! All mine! :<

[fair bridge]

my name chef ...

[silent furnace]

Yeah is there like an Adeptus Chef

[fair bridge]

YES CHEF

[lusty estuary]

there'

oops hit enter

there's sloppers in necromunda

or whatever the fuck they're called

[silent furnace]

We aint getting gangers where getting sloppers

Sloptide

[lusty estuary]

that would be awesome

[neon agate]

NOOOOOO

[untold skiff]

Ok chef

[south jetty]

ratling

[neon agate]

Listen man

Breakfast is goated

[silent furnace]

If getting gangers means outfits where we can actually see tattoos im in

[brazen pelican]

I love a good brefekst.

[elder hare]

i mean zealots have a bunch of clothes that are more toilet paper than cloth

you can show off all the cultists that tramp stamp on your ogryn too

[untold skiff]

That should just exist in the base game

[arctic escarp]

get AE

[untold skiff]

For all classes

[safe adder]

i didn't even know there was a new class being announced until i saw the community crying about the delay😂

[untold skiff]

Where is my barechested zealot skin gw

[safe adder]

hopefully its a big size

like a disgraced Astartes

[obtuse oak]

It's not a space marine, I can tell you that much

[silent furnace]

Astartes is a bit too strong lol

[safe adder]

like a disgraced one with no armour

with abs

rippling muscles

[neon agate]

She said it was breakfast or her. I don't miss her

[obtuse oak]

We have Ogryn for that already

[safe adder]

oh i just realised its obviously going to be a tech priest from Mechanicus

[lusty estuary]

space marines are outclassed by ogryns already anyways

[elder hare]

put it back in the tin, we want astartes

[final herald]

Voregryn

[obtuse oak]

Go play SM2 then

[final herald]

:^/

[safe adder]

plat'd

[final herald]

Who is we

[elder hare]

where do you think this desire came from

[neon agate]

Yeha because space marines can't throw bricks

[obtuse oak]

Darktide does not and will not have space marines in it

[elder hare]

The royal we

[safe adder]

he got fired from the space marines

[neon agate]

Can we a get a frog?

[final herald]

I assume @elder hare is trolling

[neon agate]

[final herald]

Because no serious person would suggest astartes for this game, after all

[obtuse oak]

What like a githyanki...?

[silent furnace]

Frogtide

[untold skiff]

Astrates ftw.

[elder hare]

The troll part of me is the geneseed, its necessary for the black carapace

[untold skiff]

I am totally serious btw

No funny business

[lusty estuary]

ogryns can and do rip space marines in half and this is why the next darktide class will be the only thing capable of standing up to an ogryn that's right we're all going to be able to play as an UNGOR

[untold skiff]

[lusty estuary]

WITH A SPEAR

[short oar]

Terminator excort mission

[lusty estuary]

ANTI-LARGE

[safe adder]

its 100% going to be Adeptus Mechanicus

[elder hare]

Which is why it makes no sense to NOT have an astartes. Ogryn are stronger, so matters and feats of strength are a non-issue

[safe adder]

when are we getting a space ship map

[final herald]

Ogryns can do a lot when they have:
The correct implants

Generally, though, the ogryn is just going to be shot in the head.

[obtuse oak]

Space marines are absent for narrative reasons, not powerscaling

[orchid crypt]

For biomass : )

[elder hare]

I know, GW is allergic to money

[safe adder]

Rogue Trader abandoned ship appears in orbit.. a derelict.. oh no! it's filled with chaos baddies

new map

easy

now put me in space

[silent furnace]

Prob an unpopular opinion but i think Space Marines are overused lol

[lusty estuary]

space marines wouldn't be a compelling addition to the narrative of darktide and like there's enough games out there that let you play as a space marine that we gotta let something else have a turn

[somber stream]

Space Marines are lame

[obtuse oak]

Nah not unpopular at all. Also correct

[lusty estuary]

big and greedy ultramarines want another slice of the pie

[obtuse oak]

It's why this game is what it is

[final herald]

Ogryn are not:
As fast as marines
As smart as marines
Jump as high as marines
As precise as marines

It's like saying cows are better mounts than horses because they are larger

[safe adder]

Space Marines are cool if you see them properly, too many people idolise the Imperium

[silent furnace]

But Ogryn funny

[elder hare]

Clearly you havent heard about the Night Lords

[final herald]

Your pfp sells thos sentence

[orchid crypt]

I want the Navis to show up gimme navy goobers for shotgun shields

[final herald]

Whe

[obtuse oak]

We have shotgun shields. Arbites literally has this

[orchid crypt]

No no the navy ones are cooler

[elder hare]

Joking aside they wouldn't introduce astartes because sales would peak more than Arbies and no one would play anything else

[safe adder]

its so obviously Mechanicus though

i'd bet money

[orchid crypt]

The navy breacher team would be great

[final herald]

I unironically agree

They are

[lusty estuary]

i don't know what you're trying to say to me at the end of the day all i know is ogryns win the matchup against a space marine squad 100% of the time

[final herald]

But there are many cool things in the tabletop that we can't have 😔

[orchid crypt]

Also we could get an Navis Nobilite outcast so we can have more magic on the team

[final herald]

Like a plasma gun that actually works like a plasma gun

Where is the sun in my sun gun

Down with the giant blue revolver

[silent furnace]

Plasma pistol if we get admech pls

[final herald]

I want explosions

[orchid crypt]

A Navigator would be poppin

[final herald]

Literally just turn the plasma into a weaker trollhammer that can charge

[silent furnace]

Navigator would just instakill everything

[obtuse oak]

2nd plasma mark that explodes harder like the 2nd bolter mark is a good idea

[elder hare]

I mean...by that logic, IoM is overused too. 9/10 games are humanity focused, but that doesn't derail the interest in it

Same for astartes

[orchid crypt]

Nah they got demon juice so they tank it better 😂😂😂

[silent furnace]

Yeah but the Imperium has a lot of different factions and shit and its like if we’re gonna get IoM stuff so much why not utilize a wider variety

[final herald]

Dogwater logic
Space marines simply do not need to be in this game

[elder hare]

There are more space marine chapters than there are imperium regiments

[final herald]

What other fps can you play an ogryn in?

Zero

How about gaurd?

Zero that I can think of

First person psyker games?

Also zero

[elder hare]

Technically librarian in Space Hulk

[lusty estuary]

some flavor of tech priest or a servitor seems to be a given for the next class but as divisive of a pick as it seems to be in the community i really don't think a ganger would be that bad

[final herald]

Thats an anstartes

[obtuse oak]

There's a grand total of two 40k videogames that let you play IoM but not space marines that i can think of. Darktide is unique for its narrative focus on humans and abhumans

[elder hare]

Still a psyker

[lusty estuary]

i like the water cartel

[final herald]

So that goes under the astartes branch not the "primaris psyker" branch

[orchid crypt]

Low Level Blank as a class would also go so fucking hard

[little marten]

wait wtf

the new arc map sucks

[elder hare]

I hear the arguments, and sure the focus is on the average citizen-- a very cool, necromunda esque mentality

[final herald]

Giving enemies depression and spine tingles 🗣️

[final herald]

I'm surprised we don't have a game about the more rediculous stuff that can be in necromunda

[split mauve]

we got two necromunda games and they suck

[sweet wraith]

Would be funny if the next Boltgun game had a guardsman as a playable character

[obtuse oak]

I think necromunda would be a great setting for a tv show

[tender horizon]

I stand by Hired Gun being fun

[split mauve]

rogue trader is the closest you get sorry

[fading otter]

Elaborate?

[orchid crypt]

Hired gun is fun once in awhile but its exhausting imo

[lusty estuary]

i think it would be nice to have another personality with actual links to atoma and who has lived a life in the underbelly because as much as i love the enforcer psyker they only have so much to say that isn't lying to themselves about how much the lex doesn't suck

[final herald]

We have wallrun man who has a dog

[split mauve]

ah so you want ganger

fatshark hears you and announces ganger

[lusty estuary]

another win for me.

[final herald]

Meanwhile there's tons of bashit stuff we just dont get to see like spyrers

[obtuse oak]

Yeah I think it would be narratively interesting to involve people from hive tertium more

[final herald]

I don't want a ganger bruh

[obtuse oak]

Good shout

[final herald]

Hank agrees
Clearly nil is a plant

[tender horizon]

Gangers are kinda only interesting when they're from Necromunda imo

And thats cause Munda gets to be Very Special

[elder hare]

I dunno, I think a game focusing on extraction with a highlight on the Rapter space marine chapter would go ham. Or lost in a warp storm and you land in Catachan. There's so much potential because you carry the mythos of the emperor on your shoulders-- one in a million, but still strong enough to handle greater credible threats with a higher skill cieling. There's no way a reject can feasibly handle anything greater than what we've seen, and that's a HUGE limit factor to game progression. It's going to just be a mish-mash of what we've already seen with different colors

[obtuse oak]

Mechanicus is a shoe-in for cool aesthetic and crazy weapons and abilities though so I can see both arguments from the playerbase lol

[celest yarrow]

I can see it being an equivalent of tofu boy in super meat boy lol

[lusty estuary]

darktide really nails the narrative with all of the personalities and does a good job showcasing how the imperium SUCKS and all the ways it breaks people down into either pretending to love it or becoming incredibly bitter and a ganger would fit that amazingly but also i want to be enginseer kayex so its a tough choice

[tender horizon]

There's a reason there's a mech character in most mainline 40k stuff tbh

[elder hare]

Or you could take a walk through detroit and have the same feeling

[obtuse oak]

It's very cool that they're a faction in DoW4

[elder hare]

I'd rather be an angel of death tbh

[wooden creek]

I think an admech class is guaranteed, sooner or later

[split mauve]

uh what do space marines use for their builder then

[final herald]

I love it when there's one guy DETERMINED to derail convos

[obtuse oak]

Okay but there are plenty of games for that. Just not this one.

[elder hare]

without a doubt

[tender horizon]

I agree, even if i have massive reservations about DoW4

[elder hare]

Alright cool gimme a few, already beat SM1+2

[final herald]

Boltgun

Spacehulk deathwing

[split mauve]

nothing could be worse than DoW3 anyway

and 4 looks like it's returning to 1's gameplay

[little marten]

angel of breath

[elder hare]

Perf, I updated my list with 2, need more

[final herald]

Boltgun 2 is coming out

[obtuse oak]

Boltgun, all of the manifold strategy games, rogue trader has a space wolf companion, space hulk

Dawn of War series main protagonists are a whole space marine chapter made specifically for the series

[split mauve]

the blood ravens

they uhh

[elder hare]

Yasss Blood Ravens, cool lore and love the memes

[split mauve]

borrow relics

permanently

[lusty estuary]

the codex astartes calls this maneuver uhhh somerthing i donnt remmbebr

[elder hare]

So we know no astartes, fair, and admech sometime down the road. Where would the narrative go in the long run? I wonder if there's a choice to save atoma or destroy it

[wooden creek]

Grendyl's up to something

[obtuse oak]

Chaos Gate daemonhunters

That's another one

[elder hare]

Goated game, sad it's the only one with grey knights

[final herald]

I just realized that sevastus is now confirmed dead

From sm2

Thats hilarious

[elder hare]

Does 40k: Inquisition count?

[tender horizon]

The best space marine game? Modding Xcom2 wotc.

[wooden creek]

And the old Chaos Gate is apparently good too

[final herald]

He died to genestealers

[split mauve]

man i hope dow4 has a campaign like 1

[obtuse oak]

Acheran and Chairon both

[split mauve]

aren't genestealers jobbers

[tender horizon]

If anything the opposite

[elder hare]

Depends if it's a patriarch or something smaller

[obtuse oak]

Genestealers are really dangerous

[tender horizon]

Genestealers wiped out the BAs at some point iirc

[lusty estuary]

the genestealer cult is just waiting for the right moment to swoop in and save us

[final herald]

Fucking rip

[obtuse oak]

Making them their own faction is probably my favourite GW decision of the past 20 years or whatever

[final herald]

Ghey killed the readhead AND the black dude

Insane

[obtuse oak]

Though I've come around on the Necron retcon

[tender horizon]

They are some of the best models GW makes imo

Them+Cult Mech

[obtuse oak]

Yeah fr

[final herald]

Play deathwing

Ask this afterwards

:^>

[split mauve]

looks boring as sin unfortunately

[obtuse oak]

Actually all the best GW models are in fucking Age of Sigmar for some reason

Holy shit those sculpts are godlike

[elder hare]

I feel like that was a low quality rage bait tbh

[tender horizon]

Nah real lmfao

GSC are the best stuff they make* *for 40k

[lusty estuary]

GSC minis are just lovely there's not a faction i love more for the mainline 40k minis than theirs

[elder hare]

Some of the best minis of custodes I've seen are kitbashed with Stormcast

[final herald]

"Are genestealers weak"

plays deathwing
"I don't want these anywhere near darktide lmfao"

[obtuse oak]

Necromunda has some cool ass minis too

[lusty estuary]

necromunda is insane

[obtuse oak]

The coolest Ogryn mini of all time is from Necromunda

Let me find it

[lusty estuary]

they feed those sculptors something

[tender horizon]

Munda is 10/10

[silent furnace]

Rations

[tender horizon]

Great sculpts, great game

[lusty estuary]

i think about the one GSC techpriest at least twice a day

[heady echo]

💯

[obtuse oak]

Lugrun my beloved

[final herald]

God thats so cool

[lusty estuary]

the actual GSC in necromunda is amazing too that design for genestealers is the absolute peak

the malstrain i think they're called?

[obtuse oak]

The corrupted ones?

Yeah that shit is sick

[lusty estuary]

i love that they're fucked up and the hivefleet refuses to talk to them

[final herald]

I find it so funny that necromunda is so fucked that even the various cults have a difficult time getting anything like control and instead end up fragmenting

Into more fucked up shit

[tender horizon]

Munda is probably the single most interesting planet in 40k

On average

[obtuse oak]

Tyranids are my perennial favourites but that's why it feels so fucking lush that Genestealers are their own faction. It's like Nids are so massive that their vanguard force is an army on its own. Put some respect on the hive mind's name!!! The great devourer comes motherfuckers!

[dry bay]

Cadia is pretty cool

Just a bunch of rocks

[lusty estuary]

the cadians are running out of cadians

[tender horizon]

I like Nids as "the enemy" tbh

[obtuse oak]

Yeah

[tender horizon]

I love them as this crushing, unknowable force

[obtuse oak]

Peak endgame threat

[tender horizon]

Im also a sucker for the dna to evolve sci fi gimmick tbh

[elder hare]

hive fleet leviathan feels like a genuine threat to the galaxy as a whole

i wonder if we'll ever have nids in DT

[tender horizon]

Want GSC

Mostly the C part of GSC

[obtuse oak]

There's a segment from a BA novel where one of their librarians perceives the hive mind across the warp or some shit and how it's so incredibly fucking powerful that it flattens the roiling currents of the warp around it into something like a still moonlit lake

And all the daemons that were trying to break into the ship they're traveling on are just BTFO'd by the hive mind's presence

[tender horizon]

The shadow in the warp, if you will

[obtuse oak]

It's so cooooooool

[final herald]

The shadow in the warp and the hive mind, I hope, are never elaborated on

[odd rock]

serious question and please help me figure this out, why is it that on my zealot running ANY talent with blazing piety refuses to one shot crushers and typically does a healthy 2-3 hits for dueling sword. But when I use the SAME dueling sword on my "squad command" build veteran, im consistently 1 or 2 shotting crushers. Make it make sense

[obtuse oak]

It doesn't need any further explanation though. We already know what it is and it's perfect in its simplicity.

[final herald]

I think its enough to know that it's highly intelligent
I think it's bizarre enough that it feels raw hatred
I think its okay not to know what the fuck is going on with the nids.

[obtuse oak]

The entire weight of the Tyranid synaptic network.

That's all it is and all it has to be

[final herald]

That one mf looked into it and it looked back like "fuck you"

[obtuse oak]

A superintelligence spanning the minds and biomass of an entire constellation of species

[elder hare]

it's kind of like a less rudimentary ork warp presence, except unified in one massive hivemind presence

[final herald]

Eh

Not rlly the same but I see the comparison

[elder hare]

Def a choppy comparison

But I like the idea of replenishing returns to make a bigger and stronger warp presence

Also the fact that they subsume the knowledge of what they eat...chefs kiss

[tender horizon]

Most of 40k is cooler when they stop explaining things ime

[lusty estuary]

i enjoy some of the recent nid stuff where its shown that the hivemind is really really hateful in a way that's really scary if you recognize that its pissed at YOU and wants YOU dead

[obtuse oak]

We know that the beliefs of mortals can create entities in the warp. The humans that are part of the Tau Empire have recently created the Goddess of the Greater Good through their faith

So to me

The hive mind is simply what the Tyranids create through the only thing that they feel

Hunger

[final herald]

Correct
The only group that hasn't suffered from this is probably the crons

[final herald]

We know it feels hate though, I think thats what scared the-

Lemme go look up the passage rq

[elder hare]

I like the idea that they've already caused heat death of one galaxy and are attracted to the Milky Way system but are only barely held back

[obtuse oak]

Oh hm

[tender horizon]

I think i mostly agree with that too.

[final herald]

Some fuckass marine psyker looked at the hivemind and got freaked out because it didn't seem to be mindlessly hungry

[tender horizon]

Oh yeah they hate the blood angels

[final herald]

Which is like, a hilarious curveball

[cold quiver]

Oh yeah wasn’t it when ultramarine librarian looked into the hive mind and was like WOAH

[elder hare]

Also theyre afraid of nurgle lmao, or afraid is too strong a word

[obtuse oak]

I think that's slightly less elegant than raw and emotionless hunger that I grew up with in my 4th edition codex lol but I did know that they've been attributing a little more personality and agency to the hive mind over time

[tender horizon]

Iirc its outta the BA fall of baal book

[final herald]

So long as we don't end up learning that the hivemind is a guy named Tyr Ranid with a vendetta against the emperor

[lusty estuary]

i'd hate the blood angels too man they're justified for that one

[cold quiver]

A planet falling to nurgle to protect themselves from a hive fleet would be a good ass story

[craggy nebula]

Devastation of Baal is the only book that claims Nids can feel hate; I mention this because I know a few Nid players that hate how that novel humanizes nids so much and ruins the mystery

[cold quiver]

I’d be mad too cause damm

[obtuse oak]

Yeah I don't really want anyone to know what the hive mind 'feels'

Emotions don't make sense for what it is

[sweet wraith]

they should definitely be afraid of being trapped inside the back of a truck with four ogryns

[obtuse oak]

It's a drive, a directive, a machine

[cold quiver]

I’d only want one mention of it, through something like a psyker hearing what feels like laughter before exploding

[obtuse oak]

Actually hold on

Genestealer cults worship the hive mind right?

[lusty estuary]

i think a lot of it is really more akin to like trying to describe how an animal feels when something is fucking with it rather than any actual attempt at humanization

[obtuse oak]

🤔 maybe something more recognisably emotional and stuff could be created from their worship lol

Like the hive mind gaining more human qualities because of it

[final herald]

I don't think it's doing that

I think it has emotions but like in the way a spider does

[obtuse oak]

Could be interesting though.

[craggy nebula]

yes and no, they worship it but usually dont realize what the Tyranids are until they show up. Some know the truth and worship anyways lmao

Some fight back and svae the planet only to get purged by the Imperium later

[final herald]

Basically the idea that it has any sort of malice makes it freakier because that means you cand like

Distract it

Can't bargain with it, or appease it

Because not only does it want to eat you, it also actively wants you to specifically be dead.

[silent furnace]

Me when cheezits

[final herald]

Imagine a dude very aggressively eating popcorn chicken

Or-

Or eevee when cheezits

[obtuse oak]

Fair enough

[silent furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[obtuse oak]

If it was purely utilitarian then that opens the door to appeasement

[lusty estuary]

most GSC don't really worship the hivemind itself with a few exceptions usually its just merging tyrranid affectations into whatever the local belief system is which kinda counts i guess

[craggy nebula]

This is a neat point for sure, usually what happens is the GSC humanizes their Patriarch and he starts thinking and acting weirdly human because the Broodmind is mostly human minds united by the Patriarch’s telepathy

[obtuse oak]

But if it's dead set on killing and eating you specifically because fuck you

[heady echo]

What symbol is this in 40k lore?

https://imgur.com/q30zWi8

[obtuse oak]

Not one I recognize

[final herald]

You know what I want back even despite my better judgement

[heady echo]

part of this i found at my workplace

https://imgur.com/TJmA6BS

[final herald]

I want Rangdan remnants

[elder hare]

they definitely exist somewhere, they've got to

[signal mason]

I dont think thats 40k

Thats runics

[heady echo]

gotcha

[final herald]

I need to see what they look like

And what killed...2? Primarchs?

That entire war was a mess and we don't even know what the mfs looked like

[rocky radish]

can we collectively agree it's ok to drown people who use mods to ping enemies multiple times per second?

[elder hare]

Right??

[final herald]

We know they are "vulpine" but that's about as descriptive as calling tau "ungulate"

[elder hare]

And most of the DAs too, where even big E needed to come out

[obtuse oak]

Google Lens says its a Norse rune

Maybe space wolves?

[lusty estuary]

they're fox people obviously

it would explain everything.

[heady echo]

Maybe that!

[elder hare]

I was thinking it looks like an A, maybe a topical atoman designation

Or like two stylized A's mirrored with a line through em

[quartz chasm]

New Class

ITS COMING SOON

Vermintide 2 needs some serious game changer patch.

[final herald]

What

[lusty estuary]

class reveal november 18th but there's no need to wait that long because we all already know it's going to be a necron scarab

[final herald]

A singular scarab

Just 1

[lusty estuary]

all you need

[wispy wadi]

5 Scarabs in a Trenchcoat

[final herald]

Ability is to hijack bodies

[heady echo]

no servo skull

[final herald]

And then you play as enemies

[wispy wadi]

Or the Flayer in the Skincoat of the guy who owned the Trenchcoat

[sweet wraith]

No it's gonna be a gretchin

[hard crane]

Stealing the DH body

[wispy wadi]

Sefoni will know either way and she won't even tell anyone because it is funny as fuck

[lusty estuary]

a necron flayer who was completely cured of their affliction and they don't wanna kill anymore special abilities are being unable to use weapons

[elder hare]

Ah yes Trazyn

[karmic vortex]

it's going to be an ultramarine

[heady echo]

I can se that only if he has aids

[karmic vortex]

or a votann

[final herald]

UltraVotann

I need to draw me ymir conglomerate shortstack again

[elder hare]

With Bardin's voice

[sleek harness]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[karmic vortex]

if they are going to add a squat to darktide ill have to prepare for hearing rock and stone in every fucking lobby

[sweet wraith]

we're rich

[lusty estuary]

the new class really is going to be a space marine but to help balance them out with the rest of the class they'll have just a few minor nerfs like not having any augmentations no black carapace no geneseed no anything they have leprosy and malaria and some other stuff and if you select them the game uninstalls itself from your computer and you have to write a five hundred word apology letter to fat shark

[karmic vortex]

you like dwarfs? what's your favourite way to kill gnomes in dwarf fortress

[final herald]

It's gonna be a space marine

Initiate

Rejected from the salamanders for not being happy enough

[wispy wadi]

Rock and Stone I am pinging the diamtine and yell "WE ARE RICH" on voice coms

[karmic vortex]

i mean they could do an iniate or a scout

drg rotted the brain of the modern dwarf enjoyer

[final herald]

Scouts have the organs though

Or some of them

Scouts are basically a space marine without the armor

They're sent to do space marine things and everything

[karmic vortex]

bro we have an ogryn in the game

and a psyker

[final herald]

Okay?

[lusty estuary]

new class is a space marine initiate but he wasn't actually taken in by any chapter and he doesn't know he's a space marine inititate but people keep calling him that and he doesn't know what that is

[final herald]

Whats that gotta do with a superhuman who can hit 60 mph in a dead sprint

[karmic vortex]

litteraly ogryns are so strong they can lift fucking chimeras

[final herald]

Again

Whats that gotta do

With marines

[lusty estuary]

space marines in darktide are unnecessary they just don't work within the narrative

[pseudo timber]

I could lift a chimera

[karmic vortex]

ogryn bully is capable of killing a space marine scout

[next iris]

lmao, literal spacemarine reject

[lusty estuary]

they rip them in half

[final herald]

The main "issue" with ogryns is that they are comparatively stupid, slow, and nowhere near as precise

"Bro they should add an f22 to the game we already have a c-5"

No

[fair bridge]

what's an f22 and what's a c-5

[final herald]

Airplen

[karmic vortex]

can you explain this in wh40k terms

[fair bridge]

what is airplen

[karmic vortex]

im not a warthunder player

[fair bridge]

warthunder in vr is fun

[lusty estuary]

space marines are strong but like they're not some kinda divine soldier completely incapable of losing a lot of the time they lose the matchup against a guardsman who put a little bit of thought into where to point the lasgun

but none of that matters in relation to them being in darktide because they'll never be in darktide because having a space marine adds nothing to the story or the game

[karmic vortex]

the only plane i know is eurofighter and f12 fighter jet

[final herald]

F12

Whar

[lusty estuary]

function key 12

[final herald]

R u thinking of archangel

[fair bridge]

i dont understand planes anyway

[final herald]

Thats not rlly a fighter

[fair bridge]

why dont u just walk

[karmic vortex]

wait it is f22

[lusty estuary]

they don't want you to know this hidden strategy

[karmic vortex]

man i do not know anything about planes

[final herald]

I was trying to translate this into 40k but yall are pressing the "autistically yap about technology" button

[brazen pelican]

I prefer the Raptor over the F-22.

[final herald]

F22 is like a 40 year old stealth fighter that russians are still trying to pretend to catch up to (china has already)

C5 is a huge cago jet the military uses

[fair bridge]

u brought up planes..................

[final herald]

I know

[karmic vortex]

anyway please fatshark do not add a hiveganger

[final herald]

But people not knowing about planes

Makes me want to tell them about planes

[karmic vortex]

unless it's a squat hiveganger from necromunda then yes

[fair bridge]

my favorite plane is the big plane that takes people to different places :)

[final herald]

What if its a gang hivesquater

[final herald]

Thats a lot of them tbh

[lusty estuary]

fat shark this is a message directed to you and listen to me and me only you WILL add a ganger and they WILL have ties to the water cartel

do not listen to the naysayers

[karmic vortex]

hive ganger will be FUCKING wack

[fair bridge]

theyre all the same basiaclly

[final herald]

Hjh

Hhh

Nooooo

Nnnn9ooooo

They aren't

-# they arent the same

[karmic vortex]

still less wack then a sob

[fair bridge]

[final herald]

Stop IT

[fair bridge]

muahahaha

im soo evil

[karmic vortex]

please give me a tech adept

[final herald]

No

Skitarii

[karmic vortex]

or skitarii

[final herald]

I want skitarii and I will throw a babyfit if its not

[fair bridge]

i want a tech marine that was hit with a shrink ray

[karmic vortex]

but there are like 2 skitarii types

[final herald]

[wicked kayak]

From the moment you understood the weakness of your flesh, did it disgust you? Y/N

[final herald]

Ah yes

The Tink Marine

[lusty estuary]

the new class will be the only named character engiseer kayex takes off the weights and enters the fray

[karmic vortex]

kayex my beloved

[lusty estuary]

can this old man with dementia singlehandedly stop nurgle

yes

[acoustic pebble]

Hear me out: Dwarf Slayer class for Darktide

[karmic vortex]

omnissiah's strongest warrior

[acoustic pebble]

I just wish to be called a Manling again

[karmic vortex]

FLY LITTLE SERVOSKULL

[fair bridge]

i think u can pay someone to do that

[acoustic pebble]

It's not the same

[final herald]

He simply forgot to factor in the idea of "fear" and "being dirty" so nurgle didn't have any vectors to stop him

[brazen pelican]

Not true, "The B-52" is very different than "The Stratofortress".

[wicked kayak]

the varlet tax

[final herald]

Well first you gotta be less of a Sharkling

[fair bridge]

is the stratofortress the same thing as team fortess 2

[wicked kayak]

in other words, some kind of... baby shark perhaps?

[acoustic pebble]

You think you're so fucking clever don't you? -.-

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, but in the Stratosphere. I think.

[final herald]

I'm going to shave every inch of you except one eyebrow

[karmic vortex]

squat would be cool i could live my dwarf powerfantasy

[zealous viper]

brood brothr class

[fair bridge]

isnt that a type of candy

[final herald]

Doo doo...doo....

[brazen pelican]

Saves me the trouble, shaving is a pain.

[final herald]

You'll be known as the 1 eyebrow wonder

[brazen pelican]

It could be.

[karmic vortex]

now that i think about it i did not play as dwarf in vermintide

[acoustic pebble]

NO!!!

[shy sandal]

War Thunder mfs when they leak classified documents to prove their plane is superior to an almost identical other plane

[brazen pelican]

The Super Mario Brow.

[fast gorge]

we love baby shark here

[lusty estuary]

i already know the new class is going to be a k'daai fireborn so there's not even really any reason to ponder it any further

[fair bridge]

my plane has heated seats and tells me i'm loved what about ur plane

[brazen pelican]

The Slaaneshi plane of existence is pretty neat, ngl.

[final herald]

My favourite part of the leaks is that 90% of them you can find as the first result of google posted BY the respectivr government but since it doesn't specifically say unclassified gaijin panics and shits on the floor

[karmic vortex]

false

[fast gorge]

the snail sees all

[final herald]

No its messy

[fast gorge]

the snail doesn't tolerate any possible threat to their income

[silent furnace]

I love how Slaanesh is so gender

[wicked kayak]

typical gajin floorshit smh

[karmic vortex]

we all know that the best chaos god is malice

[final herald]

The snail

[brazen pelican]

I just think it's neat. :3

[final herald]

The snail comming uuuuaagh

[karmic vortex]

all hail MALAL

[lusty estuary]

hashut please hashut please save atoma please help us hashut

[fast gorge]

If the snail has no consumers of their microtransactions, I am dead.

[acoustic pebble]

Skaven class confirmed

[fast gorge]

[final herald]

I cant buy war thunder stuff anymore

[rose spire]

Do you actually like slaneesh or is it like a bit

[acoustic pebble]

I'm getting that skull shell

[final herald]

Im on a budget like a big boy :^/

[karmic vortex]

slaneesh is kind wack cuz you are searching for a new high untill you go insane

[brazen pelican]

A bit of both, it is my favorite Chaos God. But I don't actually believe thay are good or benevolent. :3

[final herald]

If I spend all my miney then I wo'nt has money anymore

[zinc marsh]

next class is going to be veteran, and htey're going to retcon veteran to be a normal fucking citizen with a stimm problem

[karmic vortex]

and fucking die from space chlamydia

[acoustic pebble]

So basically drugs

[lusty estuary]

veteran but they're just lying

[acoustic pebble]

But with boobs

[karmic vortex]

that's why slaneesh is the worst god

[rose spire]

i think slaneesh brings the most realistic depravity compared to all chaos gods and as i am very fond of sillyhammer that isn’t my jive

I think it fits the grimdark setting most tho tbf

[karmic vortex]

oh wow ill be doing 5kg of space heroine/h this is so cool

[brazen pelican]

The best, you mean. You're never bored.

[karmic vortex]

honestly killing everything sounds more fun

[wispy wadi]

the burbple god also got noise marines, those are grimdank

[final herald]

Slaanesh is the excess of anything

[karmic vortex]

or rotting

[final herald]

Including greed

[fast gorge]

your perception of slaanesh vs my chad perception of slaanesh

[final herald]

And jorking it

[fast gorge]

"HAHA SEX FUNNY!!"

[silent furnace]

Goonermaxxing

[rose spire]

i’m thinking more of the hive cities where the only comfort is found within escapes from reality

[karmic vortex]

excess is fucking boring

[acoustic pebble]

Who does the most drugs: Slaanesh worshippers or Dark Eldar?

[rose spire]

slaneesh exploits this comfort

[final herald]

When you're at the end yeah

Thats the point

[rose spire]

at least with khorne it’s like oh i’m angry and nurgle it’s like oh my water is green

[fast gorge]

my favourite display of slaaneshi worship is just a dude who made statues out of people (he was gunned down in an imperial ambush like two minutes later)

[karmic vortex]

it's either khorne or nurgle for me

[final herald]

Yeah your water is pink and you are happy

[rose spire]

and tzeentch is jus like yeah idk my dice roll was wierdly consistent in a game of 40k

[acoustic pebble]

Tzeentch be like: Are you sure YOU aren't the water?

[final herald]

But really you're just an american politican

[wispy wadi]

No one even considering Tzeentch cause why would you

[rose spire]

Dude loves chaos spawns

[karmic vortex]

tzeentch is also fucking cool but no way i would become his follower

[rose spire]

i don’t want to be a chaos spawn

[final herald]

Slaanesh simulator is all about capturing the feeling of an american politician

[wispy wadi]

American Superchurches might as well be chaos cults

[brazen pelican]

Is that why it is called "corruption"?

[karmic vortex]

is america even fucking real

[rose spire]

slaneesh simulator is like

idk it’s jus

[fast gorge]

rule 1984: no politics in our shitposting 🗣️ 🗣️ 👅 👅

[lusty estuary]

slaanesh is an interesting chaos god conceptually when you try and apply the duality that all of the chaos gods have going on to it because there's a lot of positive traits that it can represent but i struggle to think of the last time i ever read an actually interesting slaanesh story

[rose spire]

you could find the depiction of slaneesh followers in real life

they actually exist

[brazen pelican]

No, it is a story we tell real countries to scare them into behaving.

[acoustic pebble]

No. In reality it's all Ohio

[karmic vortex]

halfsword my beloved

[wraith rain]

True :3

[rose spire]

i think it’s cuz it’s hard to make slaneesh fun ngl

the uh

[final herald]

I don't get what's so political about politics

[rose spire]

fulgrim stuff

was interesting

and on his ship

[karmic vortex]

yes!

[rose spire]

etc

[zinc marsh]

see slaanesh catch normies by shit like a gal with a third nipple or a drug thats 3x more potent then meth

Slaanesh straight gonna catch me by having a game company remake Anthem™ and not drop it like hot garbage on day 2

[fast gorge]

do whatever you want

[lusty estuary]

slaanesh is fun because sometimes you get to play the guitar

[fast gorge]

i have already won

[lusty estuary]

nurgle is kind of a basic pick but like when it works it works i like life and growth and stuff

[final herald]

Me when I wnjoy my life (this feeds the demon)

[rose spire]

but slaneesh is so grounded is realism that unless you go silly like that and make a rockstar it is just always depressing

[fast gorge]

people will get the common cold and become nurgle disciples but regret it when they get super-mega-aids-rabies

[karmic vortex]

if i would be a chaos worshipper in 40k it's either khorne or chaos undivided

[final herald]

Slaanesh is dangerous because they're fucking everywhere man

[rose spire]

nurgle is just very comically a good antagonist

[rose spire]

comically as in like he’s a usual antagonist

[final herald]

Even obeying your own dogma too much is a betrayal by way of feeding into them

[lusty estuary]

chaos undivided is the meta option

[brazen pelican]

That's why I drink way too many Monster. Makes her happy. :3

[karmic vortex]

papa nurgle is the god of stockholm syndrome and gaslighting which i relate with

[silent furnace]

Thats more Nurgle

[arctic gazelle]

The UK now require you to show your id to access slaanesh

[karmic vortex]

he is the true girlboss of the 41st millenium

[final herald]

He doesnt even gaslight he shitlights

[rose spire]

enjoying something which has potential to inflict harm on oneself

[wicked kayak]

the taint of nurgle

[rose spire]

slaneeshi asf

[lusty estuary]

nurgle doesn't gaslight anyone you're crazy.

[zinc marsh]

The chaos gods really are everywhere
Remember, If you ever walk into a room and forget what you're doing?
That tzeentch telling your sim to stop.

[fast gorge]

girlboss gatekeep girlslaughter 🎀

[brazen pelican]

Drinking way too many caffeinated drinks because of addiction?

[final herald]

'Tis never washed even once

[silent furnace]

But monster icky

[rose spire]

My morning coffee has turned me into devout slaneeshi follower

[karmic vortex]

what's your favourite monster flavour

[brazen pelican]

Strawberry and Peach are my current two favorites. :3

[karmic vortex]

wrong answer

white monster all the way

[rose spire]

mango loco

[final herald]

Khorne is the god of white monster drinking kids named drywall and he instigates them by causing irrational drywall-specific anger

[karmic vortex]

it goes really welll with ciggaretes

[lusty estuary]

chaos worship is actually completely normal and if the commisar would stop beating me over the head with a sharp stick we could all reap the rewards

[brazen pelican]

They're not bad. :3

[final herald]

I meant "named kyle"

But "named drywall" works

[lusty estuary]

kid named finger

[rose spire]

genuinely how did you get that confused

[silent furnace]

What came first the comissar beating over the head or the chaos worship

[rose spire]

i too name my children drywall instead of kyle by accident

[zinc marsh]

tbf i feel like khorn would name a child drywall so he gets to absolutely obliterate them later when they're old enough to die

[final herald]

White drywall drinking drywall named kids who punch monsters

[brazen pelican]

The Chaos worship came when you started liking the beating.

[arctic gazelle]

Twins, drywall and plasterboard

[lusty estuary]

piss and stachio

[silent furnace]

Why are you associating yourself with a guy named Mr. piss??

[karmic vortex]

honestly slaneesh is weird cuz whatever you do with any of the gods you will end up with excess

[final herald]

Sounds nuts

[karmic vortex]

moe and lester

[wicked kayak]

okay kids today we're going to yarrick comissar

[final herald]

Thats why the eldar are trying so hard to kill them directly

[red shadow]

Who ever designed enemies coming thru the floor behind you deserves cancer

[fast gorge]

ANGRON!!! WARP SPAWN SCUM!!!!

[rose spire]

I mean i think it’s very much like excessive excess

[final herald]

I think we should get a really big light and shine it into slaanesh's eye

[karmic vortex]

i think slaneesh is the easiest chaos god to survive with

[rose spire]

Like naturally reaching that point without any influence from slaneesh is well

very hard

[karmic vortex]

excluding the space chlamydia

[final herald]

Nah

[lusty estuary]

no slaanesh embodies excess in all its forms

[rose spire]

dude

[final herald]

The issue is like

[lusty estuary]

like its hard to do something and not have it kinda be an aspect of slaanesh

[wicked kayak]

freaky space elves amirite

[rose spire]

peopel legit threw themselves under fulgrims feet cuz they thought he was hot and wanted to get stepped on

[final herald]

Some dude will shank you because he didn't hit his daily shanking quota

[karmic vortex]

you just fucking commit excess untill you can't and then you fucking die

[rose spire]

And crushed

[wicked kayak]

what can't they do

[fast gorge]

easiest to survive into the local EC starts talking about how pretty you look

[lusty estuary]

its a very all encompassing chaos god for the human experience

[karmic vortex]

you will die either way

[final herald]

living on a slaaneshi world

surviving, thriving

[karmic vortex]

choose the best way to die

[fast gorge]

better hang up that vox call and come [redacted]

[zinc marsh]

the quinthruple cheese pizza

[rose spire]

ironically khorne is probably the best god cuz you jus turn into what’s basically a human ork

[final herald]

a muscular man says "God you would look so good in 15 peices" and starts pulling you limb from limb

[silent furnace]

Slaanesh is the reason i got into gacha games i swear

[lusty estuary]

i would've done well in abaddon's black fleet

[wicked kayak]

in their lane, flourishing 💅 👁️ 👄 👁️

[rose spire]

with nurgle, if you lose connection to the warp you will face insane pain

[lusty estuary]

he would've let me onto his council just cuz he fucks with my vibe

[karmic vortex]

khorne is fucking great

[final herald]

you can't do anything because you really, really need narcan after hitting that hella bump of synthetidrugs

[lusty estuary]

abaddon start another black crusade and kill this morrow guy

[arctic gazelle]

Stuffed crust? That's a slaaneshing

[brazen pelican]

A little butter and salt. Yummy.

[karmic vortex]

you just kill kill murder murder kill kill untill you get killed

[fast gorge]

in your house. armed. unflinching. focused. moisturised. flourishing.

[rose spire]

morrow death noooo

[final herald]

Moooo

[rose spire]

cow

yeah

[zinc marsh]

abaddon...
Throw another black fortress into cadia

[karmic vortex]

but as i said malice is the best god

[rose spire]

Baron of Niche

[karmic vortex]

it's baron of not fucking canon to you

[zinc marsh]

no, the baron goes in the cannon

[lusty estuary]

hashut please hashut please grant me the power to open this ration tin

[rose spire]

and is fired excessively

[fast gorge]

jade emperor

jade emperor

please save us

[rose spire]

excessive canon use = slaneesh

[fast gorge]

please come down the yellow river

[rose spire]

slaneesh new class?

[karmic vortex]

if i ever finish doing my admech army ill probably make a sons of malice army

[lusty estuary]

DRAGON EMPEROR PLEASE HELP US

[rose spire]

i salute you

admech is not fun to put together

[zinc marsh]

New class is ACTUALLY a custodian
But not a 40k one
You just become a janitor with a gun

[lusty estuary]

i just had a vision the new darktide class is a jade warrior

[karmic vortex]

im making my custom paint scheme

[rose spire]

custodian with a mop

[fast gorge]

atoman brainrot

[karmic vortex]

making madeup lore for your army is fucking awesome

[brazen pelican]

Dr. Jan Itor.

[lusty estuary]

a portal opens up in the middle of the mourningstar and a grand cathay peasant spearman walks through

[rose spire]

my admech are actually all emperor level and he was actually considered weak he was born here but kicked out for being a loser we are actually cooler than him

[median spruce]

Oldass reference

[lusty estuary]

never before has the universe of 40k experienced the op strategy of a guy with a long stick with a pointy end

[karmic vortex]

my admech are just stygies VIII but they hide the techheresy better

[brazen pelican]

The Leonardo Da Vinci Futurama episode.

[rose spire]

a gun is the longest stick technically

[brazen pelican]

Scrubs is awesome.

[drowsy lynx]

Who's ready for the announcement on Tuesday? Excited for them to delay another week

[karmic vortex]

PLEASE GW GIVE ME DARK MECHANICUM MODELS

[median spruce]

Where the hell do you think you are?

[zinc marsh]

maybe they have
But you know what they DEFINITELY havent heard of?
Shoving like 30 of those sticks at the bottom of a pit with some actual shit

[rose spire]

isn’t it lowk that all admech are heretical in a way

[wicked kayak]

I'm going to market all those materials so hard

[karmic vortex]

GIVE ME CHAOS GUARD PLEASE

[brazen pelican]

The heartbreak. Dr. Cox is my favorite character.

[rose spire]

haven’t seen it 🥹

[lusty estuary]

yeah next we'll be painting the outline of a door onto the wall

[karmic vortex]

yes but mine are differnt cuz something and shiet

[median spruce]

Really was a unique show in many ways

[brazen pelican]

Mandated Edict, watch Futurama.

[karmic vortex]

my painted guys are better then your painted guys

and my lore is original

[brazen pelican]

I'm hoping they don't botch the new one.

[rose spire]

different bc they’re all chaos god level and actually they could win the war in a day but don’t cuz they’re nonchalant

[fast gorge]

imagine painting your models

[lusty estuary]

admonition will never anticipate this hole we covered in leaves and shitt

[karmic vortex]

if they ever drop steel legion again im doing my bootleg steel legion army

[vocal remnant]

would crit chance on curios be too powerful? 15 extra crit chance if they do 5%

[rose spire]

yes sir / maam

[median spruce]

Donutsteel

[brazen pelican]

Red spray can, play Blood Angels. Profit.

[fast gorge]

i play orks man.

[rose spire]

paint model black