general-chat

[rocky radish]

Waiting should take no time, unless you are quite literally staring at the screen for hours every day, actively waiting

[vocal dove]

they had to delay the announcement to incorporate proper dommy mommy whips sorry

[somber stream]

He has the industry secret

[twin flower]

Time to head home

See you folks later o7

[vocal dove]

she

[somber stream]

Safe travel

She

[vocal dove]

but yes we must whip the nurgles

[celest yarrow]

Are autoguns worth using on any class?

Because to be honest, it feels wrong to play a warhammer game, and just use an M4

[somber stream]

You're not wrong

Go for laser, pew pew

[celest yarrow]

Yess exactly

Oh you're a helldiver haha

[astral basin]

Learn the way
Of martyr

[somber stream]

I am many things

[short oar]

Good morning everyone

[astral basin]

Goodnight smooth

[celest yarrow]

I used to be a helldiver like you until I took an arrow to my game performance

[celest yarrow]

Helo

[somber stream]

I'm a part-time helldiver these day

[short oar]

Im going back to sleep

[somber stream]

Only play during major updates

Goodnight neko arc

[vocal dove]

a martyr class that self-whips would be fascinating

[celest yarrow]

What

[vocal dove]

it's a religious thing

[celest yarrow]

I would too if it didn't have to take a quarter of my storage space

[somber stream]

Don't scare the new guy

[celest yarrow]

Surely

[vocal dove]

imagine a zealot that could do self-damage and get stronger somehow

[astral basin]

Should prolly claim that 100 bond oshaune reward

[celest yarrow]

Me when martyrdom

[lethal solstice]

Vigilant and Infantry autoguns are very good
Braced are mid/bad

[celest yarrow]

Alright, thanks. Based pfp btw

[astral basin]

ask them about lasguns

[fierce cave]

Gay is one of them

[celest yarrow]

What about them

[lethal solstice]

Idk

[somber stream]

oi

[lethal solstice]

Its basically what I said about autoguns but with different names

[somber stream]

I'm as straight as a lance

[fierce cave]

If it was melting

That'd be true

[somber stream]

lance don't melt wtf

[lethal solstice]

Recon and Helbore are very good
Infantry are mid/bad

[astral basin]

Idk ive seen plenty of lances with odd angles

[fierce cave]

Metal melts

[somber stream]

Not by natural cause

[fierce cave]

Volcano

[celest yarrow]

Oh really, one of my friends insists helbore lasguns are quite bad

[fierce cave]

That's natural

[somber stream]

Who the fuck use a lance in a volcano

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[astral basin]

Calling peta someone got a horse on a volcano

[lethal solstice]

They're very wrong
They are basically the best dedicated sniping weapon

[somber stream]

One of the highest DPS gun in the game

[lethal solstice]

Not really true

Lots of things deal way more dps

[somber stream]

Gun.

[lethal solstice]

Helbore just hits breakpoints and has infinite ammo

[fierce cave]

@somber stream
3 to 1

Pretty sure your gay

[celest yarrow]

Hmm alright then

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[split mauve]

i've used the hellbore a bit and i can't say i ever got below like 600 ammo

[celest yarrow]

Veteran was my first class but later I was having so much fun with melee I just kinda forgot about him

[split mauve]

which is a damn shame since you have to take the talent that gives 25% more ammo

[lethal solstice]

If you have survivalist and the no ammo on crit you just never need to grab anything

[vocal dove]

im as straight as a penrose staircase

which is not very straight

[lethal solstice]

You could shoot every single shooter on the map

[fierce cave]

Very wonky

[lethal solstice]

And still not need ammo

[lethal solstice]

Then play melee vet

[fierce cave]

Shoot the shooter who shoots a shot until they shoot their last shot by the shooter

[vocal dove]

my favorite guns are the revolver and the sawn off shotgun tbh

[split mauve]

i don't think vet melee is particularly fun, go melee psyker

[lethal solstice]

Dbarrel is the shit

[fierce cave]

I use big iron or bolt pistol

[wicked kayak]

Veteran is bad mkay because guns need ammo mkayyy

[fierce cave]

Thunder hammer zeal

[somber stream]

Knife Vet is pretty fun

[vocal dove]

double barrel with the reload speed perks and double shot faster reload unf

[fierce cave]

Said by a gay person clearly

[split mauve]

i prefer knife zealot to that

[lethal solstice]

Why reload it at all

Just kill one (1) enemy

[vocal dove]

i want a whip to hit a daemonhost with

for reasons

[zenith glade]

Knife anything

[fierce cave]

Sounds kinda

[zenith glade]

[fierce cave]

Sus

[fierce cave]

[vocal dove]

explicitly degenerate reasons

[astral basin]

Wassup axte

[somber stream]

She's not even hiding it

[fierce cave]

What is up

The sky

The sun

Clouds

Uh

[astral basin]

The sun

[vocal dove]

s h e

[fierce cave]

Space?

[astral basin]

Is not up

[fierce cave]

For me it is

Diff timezones

[wicked kayak]

If fatshark wanted us to use a gun they would have put ammo pickups around levels mkayyyyyy

[vocal dove]

fartshark

[somber stream]

Felinid when

[fierce cave]

Skinny shark

[vocal dove]

i wanna be able to dual wield the revolvers

[astral basin]

It is screaming in a 4th dimensional space relevant to us
And as of this moment i cannot hear the screams
Bc it is night time

[vocal dove]

maybe also the double barrels

[fierce cave]

Real

New class

[somber stream]

Double double barrels?

[fierce cave]

Cowboy

[fierce cave]

Quad barrel

[astral basin]

Quad barrels

[wicked kayak]

Akimbo twin linked revolvers

[somber stream]

No quad would be on the same device

[fierce cave]

I know

8 shots

2 guns

[somber stream]

Why are you a fish

[vocal dove]

listen nothing in warhammer lore will actually be as cool as the machina shotgun from viscerafest and thats ok

[fierce cave]

Why are you not

[astral basin]

Nunchuck flintlocks

[vocal dove]

an 8-barrel supershotgun that can be reactivated in midair to have the shells fly back towards your direction

[somber stream]

Are you high?

[fierce cave]

Doom levels of logic

[astral basin]

Id. Rather not shoot myself just yet

[vocal dove]

its real

[wicked kayak]

Mothergunship ahh gun

[fierce cave]

Half life 3 is real

[astral basin]

Arc has been surprisingly chill for me lately

[fierce cave]

I killed a guy I teamed up with for 30 minutes

[somber stream]

Half-life 3 is real confirmed

[fierce cave]

Looted his corpse

[somber stream]

OI YOU BITCH

WHERE'S YOUR HUMANITY

[fierce cave]

All because he had legendary attachments

[astral basin]

Wtf? Halflife 3?
Is it the end times? There was no prophecy for this

[fierce cave]

I wanted that legendary suppresee stock grip and magazine

[fierce cave]

Look at the new valve video

[vocal dove]

#darktide-driptide message my beloved Deus Ex Mortis

[fierce cave]

We killed 3 bastions

And a rocketeer

[astral basin]

Dont care to. Never gonna get the chance to play it

[fierce cave]

And 4 people

[astral basin]

JESUS

[somber stream]

Karma will come for you

Mark my words

[astral basin]

WHERES YOUR SENSE OF CAMARADERIE LAD

[fierce cave]

I just executed him

[somber stream]

Stupid ass fish

[fierce cave]

With an anvil

One to the head

His shield was broken

[vocal dove]

chat are ogryns hung

[astral basin]

Actually

[fierce cave]

I kept saying thank you as I killed him

[spiral creek]

Yes commit this one here

[astral basin]

Lad acronyms your actual user

[wicked kayak]

Team fortress 3 will be an nft based extraction shooter

[spiral creek]

Commit him to the asylum

[rain idol]

Somehow not the worst thing I’ve opened up to

[crystal crane]

This may be a dumb and random question considering all the things people are dying to be added to the game. But t do you think they will add Nox defiant skins for the rest of the weapons?

[spiral creek]

Bring them back

[spiral creek]

What’s the worst thing

[fierce cave]

@astral basin

[astral basin]

Thats how ill refer to you from now you other than “zoomer heathen”

Fucking hell

[vocal dove]

i have questions that need answering

[wispy wadi]

With Rations, they got hooks all over for them

[somber stream]

Wretch

It's a Wretch.

[vocal dove]

i am the slaanesh of this discord i know my needs

[rain idol]

I’d rather not describe it any more detail than I need to so lets just say poop

[fierce cave]

I got so rich

His entire inventory became my stash

[wispy wadi]

4 days till hiveganging, let's go

[astral basin]

Licht. You know what to do.

[fierce cave]

Same with his guns

[fierce cave]

Hive gang bangin

[somber stream]

There's no friendly fire in Arc

[crystal crane]

The monkey dog things?

[fierce cave]

GET THE OGRYN

[somber stream]

Else i'd put it down a long time ago

[vocal dove]

[astral basin]

Oh but there is livht

It requires literal fire maybe

[somber stream]

I'm not flying to UK for that

[fierce cave]

Oh yeah

I was in hidden bunker

Everyone grouped together

[astral basin]

Maybe a lil ingenuity

[fierce cave]

Blaze and a torrente

Killed 17 people

[astral basin]

“Fly to the uk”

[fierce cave]

Planned it with another guy

[astral basin]

Mf

Hold on

[fierce cave]

Killed that guy

[somber stream]

Oh it's bait i think

[fierce cave]

I got 18 people worth of loot

[rain idol]

I remember flying to the UK! I still will never understand the language…

[fierce cave]

No?

I added the guy

We killed a many more people

[somber stream]

Are you mentally sound

[fierce cave]

No

[somber stream]

Sounds about right

[astral basin]

Ok it WOULD take a whole day to get there
BUT
while youre at it
Maybe you can tempt @little marten into something scrumptious

[vocal dove]

we are in a warhammer 40k darktide discord none of us are sane

[fierce cave]

Another time

A guys teamsates left

We were all freindly

Just me and him

[somber stream]

Oh no

[fierce cave]

Hit him with a snap last grendae

[somber stream]

No no no

[fierce cave]

And burnt him alive

He had lots of blueprints

[somber stream]

People like you is why i migrated to NA server

[wicked kayak]

slaanesh is actually pretty cool you guys

[fierce cave]

I'm on the na servers

[somber stream]

YOU WHAT

[fierce cave]

I am a menace

[somber stream]

You're a rat

[fierce cave]

I have killed 37 freindly people

[rain idol]

If for some reason, the new class is sisters of battle now would be finally time to put my degree in theology to good use

[somber stream]

Go back to EU where you belong

[fierce cave]

No that's @marsh parrot

[vocal dove]

my friend and i are dressing up as Rose Marigold from Alan Wake and Steve Harrington from Stranger Things in Dead by Daylight 2v8 and hoping we get to the movie theater map so we can pretend to sell people food in proper outfits

[rain idol]

Grand, would you look at that I’m red now

[somber stream]

Congrats

Another degen for the fray

[fierce cave]

I will keep killing friendly people after teaming up for over 20 minutes

[vocal dove]

i think the new class is gonna be based around healing/buffs tbh

[somber stream]

Please, at least do it in EU, i beg

[fierce cave]

It's like the intro to dark knight

Where they all betray each other

I'm the joker

I orchestrated everything

[somber stream]

Do you even comprehend the consequences of your action

The betrayals

[vocal dove]

no hes the joker

gosh

[fierce cave]

I take the group and convince them to kill one at a time

[celest yarrow]

Yes but on the other hand I wouldn't want every class I have to be just melee

[somber stream]

s h e

[fierce cave]

Then I finish the last one

[vocal dove]

she

shes the joker

gosh

[astral basin]

Lad cant do it in eu servers
Bc lad gets jumped too fast to get bored of their new friends

[celest yarrow]

Oh god is that rainworld

[fierce cave]

EA is where I murder everyone on sight

[astral basin]

The friends in eu were just the bullets we collected along the way

[fierce cave]

Na is when I become the orchestrated crime person

[vocal dove]

spoken like a true EA CEO

[somber stream]

It's KOS in EU

NA is friendly until this fuckass appear

She's going to turn the entire server hostile on one another with the playstyle

Please cease to exist

[fierce cave]

I change my outfit every round

[somber stream]

I SAID CEASE

[astral basin]

Its already a lil hostile during peak hours

[fierce cave]

And use a different voice changer each time

[astral basin]

But. You can’t change your name as often

[fierce cave]

I don't change the name

They remember voice and outfit

[somber stream]

Oh i remember names

[astral basin]

Blasted on reddit

Hitlist started

[somber stream]

Shitlist more like

[fierce cave]

Already been sent death threats through the arc dc

[rain idol]

My new status as a red name, denotes something more befitting of my new status…. I am now!nemesor Don Quixote the Don and nemesor a signifier of my noblity

[fierce cave]

Ultimate ragebait

[astral basin]

2 rusted cogs for each confirmed kill on you

[somber stream]

I have 4

Servo, do it and they're yours

[astral basin]

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/so-ive-heard-meme-cat-ears-so-i've-heard-gif-14683186045299634393

[fierce cave]

2 heart queens every time I escape

[vocal dove]

i made fun of the snyderverse and got put on a hitlist i feel that

[somber stream]

No Philo

This is worse than shitpost

The things she does have actual psyche effect on people

[fierce cave]

If I am in your server

You will die

There is no doubt

[astral basin]

You killed my father, prepare to die

[rain idol]

you have no idea how little that narrows it down

[somber stream]

Evil and twisted

[fierce cave]

That's why I was evil spagwt

[astral basin]

Fuckin crackheads of my generation
I disown thee

[somber stream]

May your socks be forever wet till the day you perish

[fierce cave]

I get so much adrenaline when I kill a friendly player

[fierce cave]

I like wet socks

[jaunty path]

gross

[rain idol]

Fie…..

[astral basin]

May your blankets be course for the rest of time

[fierce cave]

(I'm joking)

The joke is I'm fish

[jaunty path]

Nah ik u like crust socks

[fierce cave]

Fish lime water

[jaunty path]

it aint lie

is true

[wicked kayak]

the taint of nurgle has taken hold

worst kind of taint tbh

[somber stream]

KOS i don't mind, it's all fair and game

But betrayals i detest so very much

[rain idol]

Do you think a shower would melt a nurgle demon with enough soap?

[astral basin]

The french having horrible traffic in paris rn

[somber stream]

They protesting again?

[wispy wadi]

Anything is horrible if it is in paris

[rain idol]

Eugh please don’t remind me of that place

[wicked kayak]

that's how you make a great clean one so yea

[astral basin]

Wait. Why are there so many roads in germany just straight up closed down?

Dusseldorf has like. 4 long stretches

[somber stream]

Barricades

For Christmas

Last year a few Muslim ram their car into the markets

[astral basin]

Eugh

[somber stream]

Recent years* actually

[dawn kite]

christ

recent years

[astral basin]

Low key hoped it was road work
“Omg this country tries to one and done it. Instead of spending 3 months repaving a single stretch”

Welcome Mister Universal

[formal mortar]

Took my city 8 months to fill in 1 hole that they cut in the road they fixed it 2 days ago finally

[astral basin]

Bypass road being built.
Its been. 5 years. Still not done.

[jaunty path]

Iisten it takes skill to pave roads

[astral basin]

Fuckin. Bastions and bombadiers snapping on me with the tiniest disturbance in the force
Wtf is this

[obtuse oak]

I think the mere possibility of this is enough to turn me off the game

I love jolly cooperation. Give me 4 idiots taking on waves of enemies any day. I also love team-based PvP games. Gimme Battlefield or someshit any day. An uncertain and unreliable combination of the two where you aren't sure who you can trust? Heeeeeeell nah I don't need that kind of stress!

[split mauve]

sometimes an enemy is less dangerous than your ammo gobbling ogryn gunlugger friend

[last scarab]

Hey, I’m only dangerous to ‘eretics

[split mauve]

and to the whole ammo making industry

[last scarab]

I fund the factories back home

[somber stream]

It's part of the experience. The good, the bad, the ugly. Every trip to the surface is a story to tell

I've been burned a few times too

But there are good folks still

[split mauve]

and btw that's why extraction games are mostly kill on sight

[last scarab]

Anyways I’m gonna go sleep the alcohol away

[median sinew]

the new class will be a slugcat?

[arctic tapir]

Huh, didn't know brahms can brief for hab block draco

[wooden creek]

It's been like that for a while

4 days!!!

Until reveal!!!

[wicked kayak]

until delay of the reveal*

[wooden creek]

These marketing assets better be good

I will look at them

[wicked kayak]

"It's not lore reeeee" - James Workshop, 2025

[wispy wadi]

I bet the trailer mentioned "A whole gang of these hivers" and this is why they axed it

[little marten]

Hi

[wispy wadi]

Give us the stim juggle, no unique weapons, only stims

[astral basin]

There he is

[tacit geode]

I'm consuming these marketing materials so hard

[wicked kayak]

when the the marketing asset

[wispy wadi]

Söön

we gonna get marketed at so hard

[wooden creek]

rolling up the marketing assets into a generously phat blunt

[astral basin]

Soon™

[twin flower]

[waxen meadow]

please be skitari with fully auto plas or dual plas pistol instead of primary weapon.... and not hive ganger lowkey

[wicked kayak]

Omg guys what if the class IS the marketing assets?!?

It was right in front of us THE ENTIRE TIME

[waxen meadow]

skitari could be a tree in ad mech class i guess.

U could have a hive ganger skitari

[somber stream]

A hive Skiitari

[waxen meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-3851471549750385303

[somber stream]

A Hiitari

[wispy wadi]

What if, veteran but with a hat

[wicked kayak]

I want to play melee marketing asset so hard pls fatshark

[tacit geode]

We call them Reclaimators round these parts

Not really but

[somber stream]

Such a lust for marketing assets

[wispy wadi]

Maybe it will just be a angry scribe

[short oar]

Good morning everyone

Im still sleepy

[wispy wadi]

Sleep for 4 more days

be ready for the funnys

[short oar]

Nah, herbal liquid caffeine is helping me awake

[waxen meadow]

wats tat

[short oar]

Idk how to describe mate

[wispy wadi]

Black tea?

[twin flower]

fancy way of calling coffee

[waxen meadow]

Spider man

i hope they add more plas weapons into the game or meltas or something crazy

[twin flower]

more weapons in general would be nice

[wicked kayak]

I want less weapons

[twin flower]

[wispy wadi]

I only play like one loadout per class anyway, I do not care

[twin flower]

dont you get bored ofthe same shit tho

[waxen meadow]

same tbh but like id play more loadouts if they added more crazy wh40k weapons

[short oar]

Its herbs that contain caffeine, which we pour a liquid (hot water in my case) and sip from a firm straw

[tacit geode]

Low ranking members of the adeptus mechanicus sent into hive cities to recover old tech.

They usually then sell that tech lying about how much they found.

They're also from dark heresy

[waxen meadow]

cool

would be cool to play as thaht kind of "hive ganger" if u got to have implants and plasma fully auto shit

[short oar]

Techpriest colored ganger or ganger colored techpriest

[waxen meadow]

im sure it'll be something crazy w/ it being near christmas

[short oar]

Hopemaxxing

[waxen meadow]

nahh arbites was pretty cool tbh im sure theyll do it again

[tacit geode]

It'll be fun to play and have funny voicelines at least

[short oar]

True, for me the class can be shit but if its fun to play with and as then its golden

[wispy wadi]

Just gotta be prepared to see 3 or 4 of them in every match

omg and going trough low difficulty to level...

[median spruce]

Goes pretty fast tbh

even faster if you got a few friends who play

[twin flower]

was wondering, if youre partied with someone higher leveled are they also stuck doing low levels or can you do higher ones with them

[rocky radish]

I'm prepared to carry the new characters to glory

[slender spindle]

I like the Ogryn.

[inland mantle]

They can bring you into higher level stuff

[rocky radish]

I like ogryn. Second favourite behind psyker. But if I need to carry a team I'm going zealot

[dreamy shuttle]

4 days until we will be happy/sad, let's goo

[somber stream]

We all know what's coming

[rocky radish]

I hope FS can find a way to make it fun to play

[dreamy shuttle]

Indeed. Hive Ganger will be insane

[somber stream]

Hope

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

-Darktide

[rocky radish]

Hope in a grimdark setting

[wispy wadi]

Hope is heresy and I am all for that

Ogryn² gonna be a great class

[rocky radish]

To be fair, I think they did a pretty good job with the current classes

Not perfect, but fun

[wispy wadi]

I am just happy the game is playable again

After the Havoc release Xbox was genuinly patched out of the game

[twin flower]

was it not before

[wispy wadi]

Sometimes the game starts to stutter at 5fps if I look at the talent tree wrong, so

[somber stream]

It's rude to stare

[short oar]

It gets shy

[tacit geode]

New class comes out with a launch talent selection

[astral jungle]

District wide riots have been reported in hab blocks 37-HL, 21-AS and 65-DX. For lack of new class reveal.

[short oar]

I see, atoma was the darktide community all along

[somber stream]

Lunch time

[wicked kayak]

that would be too high praise for the community

[astral basin]

I

Didn’t you have tasteful noods for lunch earlier?

[somber stream]

No that was me thinking and planning for lunch

Now is lunch time, we get to the execution part

[astral basin]

The consuming of tasteful noods

Gotcha

[little marten]

Eat drywall

[somber stream]

Having sore throat, i'd rather not

[astral basin]

Munch fiberglass

[inland mantle]

Done

[fast gorge]

also got a sore throat

the urge to fall to chaos grows

[somber stream]

Chug honey tea

[astral basin]

Bunch of allergenic bitches

[fast gorge]

uh, sorry honey, five million beers instead please 🤣

right.

work tomorrow as well.

its over.

[astral basin]

This is why we drink the light brown liquor
Plenty of sugar

FIREBALL

[somber stream]

Oh right it's Saturday

Have a nice weekend folks

[inland mantle]

Lies still friday

[little marten]

You still sick licht

[spiral creek]

300,000 years of evolution and they letting the team down

Disgraceful

YOU DISHONA YOU FAMORY

[inland mantle]

😭

[astral basin]

DISHONA ON YO HOUSE

[fast gorge]

oh my god bruh i panicked like a mf reading "its saturday" i just got out of bed

[spiral creek]

YOU MUST COMMIT SIDOKU

[celest yarrow]

I completed my first auric maelstrom mission and went to dukane's terminal after which she immediately kicked me out saying I need to complete an auric maelstrom mission first before accessing it

okay lady

[wicked kayak]

based tbh

[spiral creek]

Get fucked

Nerd

[fast gorge]

try restarting the game

sometimes they use smoke signals to update player status's

[spiral creek]

Nah

Carrier pigeon

[celest yarrow]

Could it be because I didn't actually talk to her before lol

[fast gorge]

could also try talking to her again

[celest yarrow]

yeah ofc

[fast gorge]

welcome to the true grind nevertheless

its 90% trying to find a team

5% gameplay

5% random-bullshit-go

[celest yarrow]

honestly I have a friend who has over 300 hours in this game and never even tried doing havok so I'm scared to try it myself lol

And I'm only 80 hours in

[fast gorge]

i get that, but just work your way up to the higher levels and it's a natural progression sort of deal

[tacit geode]

Yeah it's not too bad the difficulty is linear

[celest yarrow]

Of course, you shouldn't be scared of losing

[celest yarrow]

Alright that's good to know

[arctic escarp]

be afraid of the guy

[fast gorge]

dim the lights and give me a flashlight and we'll tell the tales of enemy healthbars from havoc-21 onwards

[arctic escarp]

whos gonna shittalk of how bad you play havoc darktide

in one of the class chats

[fast gorge]

this discord

[spiral creek]

Me

I will

I’m gonna make up lies about you

I’m gonna spread slander and lies

I’m gonna tell everyone you smell

I’m gonna …… what am I doing with my life

[celest yarrow]

[delicate vapor]

Idk why I got upset at a plastic water bottle

Was trying to close it but wasn’t listening so I almost threw it

[astral basin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/468M0tixuZA
vibes

[ocean widget]

Computer says no

[celest yarrow]

:(

[primal tartan]

had an excellent match
myself and psyker only two standing. they do the electric stun and my relic zealot just mows everything he stunned for me till we picked up the others

chadtide hours. GOOD psykers, I love you

[short oar]

Smite ungngmhmhnghhhhhh

[haughty epoch]

Why is Morty trials lore so bad. 90% of the time it's just like... Morrow saying he doesn't like crust on his bread when he makes a sandwich

[rocky radish]

I don't mine smite at all. It just means I'm not taking damage while mowing through enemies

[short oar]

Crinhe

[rocky radish]

Probably not much damage is being taken by anyone

[primal tartan]

if you can smite well i love you
that psyker and I were COOKING

[haughty epoch]

Fuck psykers all my homies hate witch freaks

[rocky radish]

Spot the person who doesn't know how to dodge

[haughty epoch]

What do dodging have to do with psyker hate

[primal tartan]

Do you love me, the IJ Relic Blade Zealot that can run at 300mph?

[haughty epoch]

Psykers gonna have to dodge my fist 👊

[rocky radish]

We are left to guess because you kept your complaint so vague

[primal tartan]

psykers are really living in your head.. rent free

[haughty epoch]

How the heck do people even go that fast 🥺

[haughty epoch]

STAY OUT OF MY HEAD

EMPEROR PRESERVE ME

[primal tartan]

its insane i cant imagine how fast i will go if i went combat blade

[split mauve]

i think scrier gaze DS psyker can run faster

or knife

[primal tartan]

i wouldn't be suprised, im not gonna act like i know all the Sonic the Hedgehog meta

[split mauve]

tho i don't remember, does shroud give speed buffs

[tacit geode]

It's funny how some are a bit dull then all of Brahms is like the most important lore they've dropped yet

[haughty epoch]

It's a little funny cause they'll always run way ahead to flex their SPEED and then politely wait for the rest of the team

[haughty epoch]

I've yet to experience any good lore 😔

[primal tartan]

literally me

[haughty epoch]

Lmao

[short oar]

Speed is good to the point where the enemy barely misses you but to much and you straight up gotta run towards melee again becuase of how far you went

[tacit geode]

Morrows time during the first war of armageddon? His time infiltrating the moebian 6th on nox alpha? Zola's stuff is so so. Almost every reveal about Grendyl and Brahms.

Zorin too is there I guess his stuff is rather dull

[primal tartan]

its good in pubs to ironically save the other person that is 5000 feet away. combined with throwing knife i straight up gank elites sometimes

[short oar]

Aint zorin the psyker lady in a tube

[rocky radish]

I only use speed like that if I have the no range damage when sprinting mod on my gun

[primal tartan]

mai waif

[rocky radish]

Melee to fight gun to run

[haughty epoch]

Wolfer talking to morrow and morrow says "the emperor protects" and wolfer said "does he though?! 🤨"

Very important

[primal tartan]

my only gun additions are tier 4 dmg to unyielding & to carapace enemies

i like to stick with the bolt pistol

maybe revolver wouldn't be bad actually

[fast gorge]

revolver is good

[rocky radish]

I used to use the revolver for unyielding mobs. One of the marks has rapid fire with the alt fire, so you can mess a boss up. Plus it's a fast weapon to switch to/from

[primal tartan]

[fast gorge]

infantry lasgun best weapon hurr durr

[short oar]

It aint bad

[rocky radish]

I hear that a lot, but not a fan, personally. I don't remember why though

[short oar]

Las pistol is simply better at everything tho

[fast gorge]

i like having a humble lasgun but it is not the best weapon by any means

[short oar]

Idfk why

[fast gorge]

because darktide hates fun!!!

[short oar]

Nah, game gud

[fast gorge]

i want to rp as whiteshield john shitman of the 371th cadian shockshitters

[arctic shoal]

That would be hd2

[fast gorge]

so true

[stuck wasp]

Higher finesse (better for crit builds)

[fast gorge]

so so true

[rocky radish]

Doesn't vet have a talent that lets them use no ammo with las weapons if it crits, or some other condition?

[short oar]

Yep

[fast gorge]

There are no video games.

[short oar]

But you basically already get infinite ammo with specialist so

Its ok

[rocky radish]

Eh. Specialist is nice, but not that good

[short oar]

It should just be a lasgun with less damage and ammo but with more mobility

[fast gorge]

why is milk calling me a blockhead 💔 💔

[short oar]

Isnt it literally infinite ammo

[stuck wasp]

It has less base damage, if you're not hitting any weak spots and don't have a high crit chance it isn't really a good weapon

[rocky radish]

I think I need to do some testing when I get home
I might be missing out on something very cool

I tend to use low ammo weapons

Might be a factor

[short oar]

Yea well every build with vet and vet.and psyker gives like 10000% crit and weak spot damage so the game kinda makes the laspistol better by itself

Wrote vet twice

Knew class is veteran

MEW

fuck it im not writing no more

[fast gorge]

even smoother today

[blissful kiln]

it's a meme

infantry las is a meme

[short oar]

I mean its not like the other two auras are good

[tacit geode]

You can use the fast firing one with exe shock trooper and mmf on Vet and do.

Acceptable

[surreal ermine]

specialist is pretty damn good on havoc where ammo is scarce, but yeah the other 2 auras also have like no impact at all

[wooden creek]

Isn't it called Survivalist

[short oar]

Shit

You right

[surreal ermine]

yeah fuck

[wooden creek]

I've only ever seen people use specialist to refer to the Weapons Specialist keystone

[short oar]

MB

[surreal ermine]

i blame everyone else saying it wrong smh

[fast gorge]

[short oar]

Fuck i might have gaslit cj

[somber stream]

So how about that Stella Montis

[short oar]

Whats that

[rocky radish]

I'm just a simple man. Easily confused

[elder merlin]

I like it, its just a big ass bunker, definitely not what i thought it was gonna be though

I imagined mines and rocky corridors

[somber stream]

Interesting

I imagine not many people shooting at you atm?

[misty thicket]

I hate it when people saying they are humble guardsmen/lasgun players and then they use the recon lasgun

[fast gorge]

i use the recon for havoc but for overall fun i prefer inf-lasgun

[primal tartan]

cant relate
im lasguns #1 hater

[fast gorge]

• someone who underestimated the lasgun and got killed by it

[shy sandal]

I woke up

[shy sandal]

I like playing with the hellbore for fun

It feels rewarding to land hits in exec stance

[elder merlin]

I mean, not in singles right now. Have found a couple dead raiders though and no bots nearby, so some people are shooting others

Some guy just tried shooting me and another guy at extract actually, but we killed him

[somber stream]

Be mindful of the rats in the shadow

[elder merlin]

Lol

[shy sandal]

One time i found a body right at the extraction. And then kind of thought "Oh shit, this looks bad if someone sees me here"

[elder merlin]

This place is a maze though, the pvp in teams gonna be crazy, especially in loading docks and that engine bay place where its dark as fuck

Lotta crossmap sniping and hidey holes to place up in

[elder merlin]

Lol true

[somber stream]

Uhhhh

Androids

[pseudo terrace]

never trust a woman who drives a crosstrek

today’s words of wisdom

[elder hare]

Mornin

[somber stream]

Mornin

Shredder is tanky af wth

[pseudo terrace]

?

[dreamy shuttle]

as preperations for new hive ganger class copium, it's time to replay necromunda.

[obtuse oak]

welcome to the arc raiders general chat

[little marten]

We arc raiding?!?!

[pseudo terrace]

hell yes i love extraction shooter core

[tacit geode]

When the chat comes out general

[obtuse oak]

morning

[tired inlet]

Use eletrokinetic staff in H.I.S.T. without exploding challenge: impossible.

[tacit geode]

Psyker players when faced with the difficult challenge of not clicking when it says 100

[rare pulsar]

Challenge level:impossible

[elder merlin]

Lol some dude tried to bomb me and another guy at extraction and we killed him, then in another round some guy shot at me and two other dudes, and then we killed him

What is with these people

No brains at all

[obtuse oak]

local man surprised to discover pvp in his pvpve game

[elder merlin]

Im not surprised at the pvp, im surprised at their stupidity

[somber stream]

Blood

They wanted blood

[elder merlin]

Why would you ever shoot at a big group of people

We just lit his ass up cause he was on one of those little extender elevator things with nowhere to run

[rose spire]

tryna ledge 7 enemies has me tweaking

[wanton spindle]

Mcr reference?

[little marten]

What is the shredder

I have to work I can’t play arc reeee

[somber stream]

Super tanky, close range ARC type

[little marten]

Indoors?

[somber stream]

Yes

[fading otter]

Is it like a ball? Bipedal? Wheeled?

[somber stream]

It shoot out shotgun pellets when its close enough

Float

[fading otter]

Ooooh

[ripe tangle]

heh float

Good morning btw

I actually slept at night for once, and now it’s morning and I have no idea what to do

[somber stream]

Loot

Also good mornin

[short oar]

Good morning

[little marten]

Yo

[elder merlin]

Dont let it catch you in the open

It fuckin AA-12s you with sniper accuracy

It can delete you real quick

[elder merlin]

It almost looks like the viper probe droid from star wars

[somber stream]

Montis is packed with tech stuff

[elder merlin]

Just a longer tube body instead of all the limbs

It hovers around, i've been killing them with trigger nades lol

[tall grove]

Play sloptide

[elder merlin]

I've found one of the new purple tech crafting items

[somber stream]

Im larping as extract guard

[elder merlin]

Lol

[somber stream]

Got downed after taking out 2 rats but was revived by a fellow raiders

[shy sandal]

Bruh, someone tried to scam call me. My heart skipped a beat

lol

[obtuse oak]

your heart skipped a beat because you got a phone call?

[shy sandal]

"900$ purchase on insert website here"

Went to check on the app, and my card wasn't charged or anything

I got paranoid a bit after my PC got hacked, so... You never know

[spiral creek]

I’m gonna beat up anyone who disagrees with me

[elder merlin]

Nice

[native steeple]

What

[elder merlin]

Just dont answer phone calls lol

[orchid crypt]

Donuts

[native steeple]

Eat

[shy sandal]

Good point

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want to eat rn

[shy sandal]

Watch smth on netflix, idk

[elder hare]

Go down a rabbit hole to refil the depleted dopamine levels

Something fun and distracting, ez

[somber stream]

The peace didn't last long, they're killing again

Humanity

[spiral creek]

What are you on about ?

Who ?

[little marten]

I think my laptop just finally died

[somber stream]

The game one or the work one

[little marten]

Work

[thorny plinth]

You guys think the rejects are named characters, that’s probably why they can do what they do

[somber stream]

Phew, extract the data and request for a new one lol

[little marten]

It’s gotten quite hot imma have to let it cool down

Laptops are so shit lmao

[fierce cave]

Clanker lover

[somber stream]

Is it an Asus?

[fierce cave]

Glados is the only valid one

[little marten]

Dell

[somber stream]

I've had a Lenovo Thinkpad with me for like 7 years now

Work only, going strong

Always bet on Lenovo

[little marten]

It’s a pretty decent one I think I got an upgrade from the brick Microsoft word machine when I got the keys to adobe

[somber stream]

Dells are fine as well, usually

[little marten]

But having all my files in a 100gb mess folder on my desktop doesn’t do wonders for the memory usage

[fierce cave]

Hello fellas

[somber stream]

Ello bug

[fierce cave]

Not bug

Cas

[little marten]

I’m doing this music video thing and what it’s like for reference I’ve been sent the Empire State Building but the materials I’ve been given are closer to a car…

[somber stream]

Why are you like this

lol

"This is why we pay you, figure something out"

[little marten]

I’m fairly certain I’m not gotten paid for this

It’s work adjacent lol

[tired inlet]

oneDrive is just gonna steal them

[little marten]

I don’t mind tho

[fierce cave]

Twodrive

[little marten]

I accidentally filled my one drive ages ago

Had to turn it off to stop it prompting me to unfil it

Computers work for me I don’t work for computers

[somber stream]

This is the part i pretend to ask why is your OneDrive is full, don't you have a company account?

[little marten]

Nah we use a different platform

We wanted to move to one drive but it was too much hassle apparently lol

Basically I think the boss has long forgotten all the admin passwords and shit

[somber stream]

Welp

[fierce cave]

I need iron blocks

I ran out of bricks

[little marten]

Minecrsft?

[fierce cave]

Minecraft story mode

The second seaso

[little marten]

Swerve me with that shit

[fierce cave]

I got both seasons

Every episode

[somber stream]

I've never play Minecraft, never get the charm

[fierce cave]

Played*

[orchid crypt]

Minecraft is fun in a group but depressing alone

[somber stream]

I will gut you

[little marten]

Minecraft is ok till you realise the world is massive and ur base is in one place

[fierce cave]

Make teleporters

[elder hare]

thats why you turn the whole planet into a hive city

[little marten]

Teleport deez nuts

[fierce cave]

I have stolen them

[rocky radish]

Modded Minecraft can be more interesting

[fierce cave]

Blended them

[rose spire]

tryna ledge enemies at the start of chasm logistatrum

this is the first time in weeks

over multiple difficulties

that i’ve loaded into the middle of a game

[fierce cave]

@little marten this is what my chicken looks like

[little marten]

Nice 🐓

[rocky radish]

Is this your little brother's account or something?

[fierce cave]

?

[little marten]

Lmaooo ruined

[fierce cave]

I don't get it

[rocky radish]

I didn't expect you to

[fierce cave]

You mf

Explain

I'm not smart rn

Half asleep

@rocky radish

Nvm

Fuck you

@little marten
I will kill an additional 10 friendly players

Every time someone is mean to me

Villain arc

[celest yarrow]

Istg we had like 8 people rotate thought this maelstrom lobby. People just got downed once and leave

[fierce cave]

Rainworld guy

[fast gorge]

for the penances baby

[fierce cave]

Purple gang

Are you

Purple guy?

[celest yarrow]

tryhards smh

[celest yarrow]

yeah that's how I felt with all the poxbursters last mission

[fast gorge]

in the man behind the porter

[fierce cave]

The man behind the slaughter

Epic music

[celest yarrow]

the scav behind the slaughter

[fierce cave]

The fish behind the sushi

[little marten]

Sorry I missed it

Did you crash out

[fierce cave]

Into a school

Vroom vroom

[little marten]

😔
🙏

[ocean widget]

That is unfortunately what darktides becoming
The merry-go-round of death

[celest yarrow]

:(

[split mauve]

maybe locking a title/achievement behind completing maelstroms with no downs was a bit silly eh?

[blissful kiln]

no

[celest yarrow]

What peoplr won't do for a few letters under their name

[blissful kiln]

it's an achievement, it should be hard

[ocean widget]

Being an ASS is an achievement

[split mauve]

true, would be a shame if this made people leave as soon as someone gets downed

[celest yarrow]

I mean it sure is, but if you leave after downing, that title proves nothing

[ocean widget]

Wrong

It proves you wasted time going after a title that says youre an ass

[celest yarrow]

Mmm you have a point there

[blissful kiln]

wasn't this fixed?

also it happens so rarely anyway.

The issue is that with the new mission board, nobody ever joins mid mission

[split mauve]

i don't think so, but i might be wrong

[blissful kiln]

people join all the time in Vt2, but not in dt

wild

[ocean widget]

Yeah you rarely get a mid mission join nowadays so you're lucky to get one if ya do

[neon agate]

I noticed as well. It seems like when you get to a certain point no one else can join

Which I think they may have made it happen like much earlier now

It might like 30% of a mission then no one else can join

[blissful kiln]

if only there was a way to just bring up a list of ongoing games...

[neon agate]

I mean I think they want to limit people joining mid mission to get fast exp

[rose spire]

i’ve joined games in the last fight

only through quick play though i’m p sure

[heady echo]

@blissful kiln
Do the thing! Has been a while since I saw it. 🫦

[blissful kiln]

I can't 😭 no nitro

[brazen pelican]

What's "the thing"? I'm curious! :>

[heady echo]

NJUUUU! Rip brother

[heady echo]

Oh the shrimp is back. Well you would like to know don't ya

[fading otter]

You guys are talking about the k-pop girl aren’t you

I didn’t even realize hadn’t seen that shit in ages

[heady echo]

Culture and based man

[blissful kiln]

I can do thos

[fading otter]

[ocean widget]

Thats because they removed it

If it ain't on the mission board u cant join it

[neon agate]

Yeah thought

So

[brazen pelican]

Very much. :<

[neon agate]

Based on what veteran does it can be 2 wildly different things

[heady echo]

Cant find it 🦐 sorry

[normal linden]

Why so many characters I meet are called "Harken"?

Is it like a John name in wh40k universe lol?

[primal tartan]

i go krak mode

[neon agate]

What does this mean

[primal tartan]

well

do you play veteran

[ocean widget]

Kpop or masquerade

[tall grove]

Galacticpreggers perhaps

[ocean widget]

Thats not one of gachis vampire gifs

[neon agate]

Sometimes

[primal tartan]

try out the krak grenade

[heady echo]

I dm

[neon agate]

It goes arb, zeal, then vet

[neon agate]

I use it

[primal tartan]

then how are you lost

[neon agate]

I need it because I do melee vet

[primal tartan]

bro needs a bone ead implant

[neon agate]

Oh bro

[heady echo]

Thanks genuous helpful Mtfkr

[neon agate]

Veteran is someone's name

[primal tartan]

i kid

[primal tartan]

but genuinely what kind of zealot you play? I love IJ Relic zealot

[tall grove]

This image goes hard

[brazen pelican]

Thank you! :3

[neon agate]

Book, relic blade, and righteous

[primal tartan]

hm I should try the book

[neon agate]

It's not the best but I like supporting the team (i get bullied for being a bottom)

[ocean widget]

Play the book zealot and suffer the disappointment of your allies being incompetent

[brazen pelican]

Imagine being a bottom, couldn't be me.

[tall grove]

Suuuure

[neon agate]

I just like supporting my team

[brazen pelican]

I do, too. I typically find more satisfaction setting up a good kill, than actually getting one myself in games.

[ocean widget]

Easy way to not be considered a bottom

Stop being a bottom

[brazen pelican]

Never.

[fluid otter]

Don't listen to them, without you they couldn't be tops

[neon agate]

SO FOOKING TRUE

[ocean widget]

Awful, just stab shit and pray to the empire for the kill

[arctic escarp]

but what if Im a bratty tootie patootie that needs to be carried

[tired inlet]

imagine not having a power bottom

[neon agate]

It did not help I romanced kibellah in RT

[tired inlet]

find an ogryn

big shoulders

[arctic escarp]

too big...

[brazen pelican]

Ogryn strong, can carry a lot.

[tired inlet]

that's a loser's mindset

[arctic escarp]

I would much rather prioritize my health

[ocean widget]

Try romancing men next time

[neon agate]

But I'm straight

[ocean widget]

Fuck the men hazy, fuck the men

[tired inlet]

then find an ogryn that does the same

[brazen pelican]

Romance Aeldari, they look the same regardless of gender.

[blissful kiln]

so? play female RT

[arctic escarp]

wtf!!

[ocean widget]

Awful
Dont fuck the elves

[brazen pelican]

Pretty stone! ..oOwOo..

[tired inlet]

with his luck he'd fall in love with a Harlequin

[arctic escarp]

fuck the elves you say

[brazen pelican]

You can't stop me.

[ocean widget]

Dont fuck them malarkey

[shy sandal]

Real.

[neon agate]

If i have a choice o enjoy playing males more

[arctic escarp]

you cant stop me

[neon agate]

Because I am male

[tired inlet]

ALEXA PLAY ENDLESS WHISPER BY WHAM

[neon agate]

[tired inlet]

doesn't matter. We can get a Drukhari Homoculus to fix that.

[ocean widget]

Play women for more damage

[blissful kiln]

I played male RT once

[brazen pelican]

Counterpoint, have you seen Frieren?

[heady echo]

??

[ocean widget]

Fallout perks

[shy sandal]

Counterpoint. Confirmed Bachelor

[ocean widget]

Yeah, she looks like a knob

[ocean widget]

Fnv specific

[arctic escarp]

be gay to do more male damage

[tired inlet]

Counterpoint: confirmed bachelor + ladykiller

[arctic escarp]

aaah bisexuality

[tired inlet]

pansexual omni-destroyer

[heady echo]

I think i know what you mean

[ocean widget]

If you dont know what fallout is ive got some questions

[shy sandal]

Why play any other 3d fallout game?

[blissful kiln]

Omnisexual pan destroyer

[neon agate]

That's not how it works

[ocean widget]

Tru

[tired inlet]

Fallout 76 has the juice now

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a lot of wok.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[tired inlet]

and you can play with a friend

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/coupe-coupé-dispatch-dispatch-game-gif-17296090674705798880

[heady echo]

Bruv i know fallout but i had never thought about it that way. Maybe there are more male enemies in the world making whatever opposite of ladykiller is for females more effective?

[ocean widget]

Ngl f76 is meh

[arctic escarp]

tell me you guys pardon coupe

[ocean widget]

Fuck

[shy sandal]

New Vegas Multiplayer mod

[arctic escarp]

now why would you

[ocean widget]

My brain had a stroke, dont shoot me

[arctic escarp]

make the jank multiplayer

[brazen pelican]

Lies, 40k fans don't have friends.

[ocean widget]

Skyrim MP mod is decent last I checked

Only way to make that game fun

[shy sandal]

For the funny moments

[ocean widget]

Plus it can be used with mods

[arctic escarp]

my current skyrim mod list is over 200+

[heady echo]

Wtf i am so behind gotta try the skyrim mp mod then. Also i head there were a mod bundle coming to New vegas?

[ocean widget]

And its all psboss mods

[arctic escarp]

took me like 8 hours to set it all up

from the groundup 😭

[tender horizon]

We've all seen the Dagoth Ur companion mod right?

[ocean widget]

Yeah

[tired inlet]

you can have warhammer pals and fallout pals

[brazen pelican]

Wait, you're Argonian?

[silent furnace]

Istg the Wabbajack Skyrim modpacks are ass and its better to just build your own

[tired inlet]

but honestly people just join a public group but never actuallly quest together unless it's op time

[brazen pelican]

How? Teach me senpai!

[signal mason]

Inwah this inwah that

[tired inlet]

or it's a server-wide kill

[hazy kestrel]

Just use a wabbajack modlist pal.

[neon agate]

Wtf is happening

[shy sandal]

Dagoth Ur is like the Frank Horrigan of Elder Scrolls for Me... (Waaaay too overhyped)

[arctic escarp]

Im not paying shit to get my shit automodded 😭

[tired inlet]

step 1: don't be a disgusting creep misanthrope

[arctic escarp]

Ive done this dance before

[brazen pelican]

Well shit.

[tender horizon]

I like the one tangent where he goes off about skyrim being pre generative AI so you should appreciate the weeks some Bethesda nerd spent handcrafting the area you're in

[hazy kestrel]

Wait you don’t use premium?

[arctic escarp]

no

[ocean widget]

The dagoth ur mod exists because its funny to hear dagoth ur say shit

[tender horizon]

like both ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[arctic escarp]

me downloading mods for free doesnt justify me spending money on it