#general-chat
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Im banging a chick with multiple personalities?
As neutral, so you don't get a stroke going with all 3 option 
They aren’t allowed to own anything
They are battle slaves
Anyone is they/them anyway, corpse starch is nonbinary
doesn't mean the mechanicus can't keep the skitarii well maintained between battles 
Oh, so that's what the lube is for.

My Skitarii only gets the best oil. :3
Skitarii 💅 ✨
01010110011010101010101
I hate all of you
lil bed time chants with picture books, for the littlest skitarii rangers
Surely you will not get utterly disappointed.
Im not into robot buts i think cybernetics are cool
Is this an oxymoron or just bait
Oh ill be disappointed regardless
😶🌫️
I would respond to that if i knew what an oxymoron is

a kind of dish soap
Cyberpunk kinda cybernetics are very cool

An oxymoron is like if I call a tall dude called Mike “lil Mike”
Since the T'au have cloven hooves, I'd be udderly disappointed, instead.
It’s an inherently contradictory statement
Inb4 the teaser is just veteran with a drug addiction and new gun
i'd love a melta for vets
Vetla
I think they should add blue arbites
New class confirmed
I dont think humans use meltas ?
soo the tau are deer?
Lemme check
Well regardless, i meant it in the sence of cybernetics make make you still look kind of human, and not whatever the fuck the mechanicus are
they do!
Thar make*
Idgaf tbh, I want a melta
They 100% do
one of my krieg minis has a melta
guardsman can use meltas
Jurgen be.like
Hans get the melta
James workshop is going to curb stomp you for wrong think
I wouldn't say deer, I'm not that fond of them.
i blame beastars
True, Deer dude is a cunt.
but i like the cervid man.. aw
James workshop donates money to charities know for supporting terrorist organisations
James workshop spawn camps the maternity ward
James workshop beat up my grandma
James workshop stole my lunch money
She probably had it coming, to be fair.
James workshop stole your crush at highschool
She thought the way you rewound DvD’s was by opening the tray and spinning the disk 🤣
james workshop wore the sonichu medallion
actual chaos artefact by the way
that shit is cursed
no joke
more i talk about warhammer, the more i wanna buy another set of skitarii minis 😔
Slaanesh shudders at the thought of that man.
Can confirm.
Chris chan is like. The anathema to the Star Child. but not in the way that the Big E is.
literally just, all the worst aspects of a human being
I know you put them in glass jars.
glass jars?
As someone who tried to build a 40k army in middle school, this is true
my malformed attempts at painting krieg are still in my closet
Could just change that to james workshop stole
also tried to paint a space marine pink once..
and use terrain white on the highlights..
I really hope I don't understand this reference but I fear I may...
They just came out the incubation pod, early…..
just give'm a paint, if they turn out not what you're after, strip the paint off and try again 
there's exaclty one of them that looks somewhat good and that's the demolitions guy
karker
Can you run minis without painting em
most tournaments don't allow 'tinmen' for some reason
they like the games to 'look good'
mostly just seems like excluding people that can't paint properly from tabletop competitions but competitive warhammer 40k sucks ass anyways
Probably psychological trauma
grown ass men flexing about how they wiped the floor with a 14 year old that's playing the tabletop for the first time
I got banned for “modeling for advantage”
Why?
just play 250 kroot hounds 
what does that even entail
seriously
The mount I used on my air born aircraft left it 5.1 inches off the ground
Preventing my opponent from attacking
Dude threw a massive hissy fit
aren't range measurements supposed to be taken from the BASE of the mini though?
I went home and got an email saying never to come back
or am i just too uninitiated
nah thats defo a them issue, go from the base not from the model
If you measure from the part lowest to the ground(the back wings). And the aircraft is titled forward the back part will be further offf the ground
guys I took a nap have they finally confirmed the new class is trazyn the infinite?
that's just stupid on their side
Nope, it's just Swagger/Slaugth
It's actually his distant cousin
Trosin the very finite
The dude throwing a hissy fit and the judge being a cunt are what done it
I’ll never go to a tournament again
Thats not even my worst offense yet
The only randoms I played with at hobby shops were either tantrumers or cheaters lmao
Got me outta the hobby real quick
Afternoon, varlets
You missed skitarii femboy talk again
Many such cases...
I just managed to cheese the game
So much, cheetos asked for my recipe
I mean sire melk must have chosen that name himself yeah? No parents are going to call their kid "melk"
this means that he thinks it's a good name to choose
At least it's not inquisitor snerkle
I would name my son, Hans
Melk just sounds like those little snakes with cute eyes
That is a sick ass name so yes
I will sicc my 10000 progenitors upon him to make his school life miserable
When she Ciaphas on your Caine
Till i hero of the imperium
Why does he bounce like that 😭
he had DN
He silly
we got jiggle physics
Wuh happened for this great news
Would you rather play as ganger or bounty hunter. Both just got leaked as choices
I want a Servitor
do you mean cold trader?
yeah what happened
(Reuters) -French video game publisher Ubisoft said on Thursday it was postponing the publication of its half-year earnings and requested Euronext suspend trading of its shares and bonds starting Friday.
The suspension will remain in place until the company publishes the delayed results "in the coming days," Ubisoft said in a statement. A scheduled investor call on Thursday evening was also postponed.
Chief Financial Officer Frederick Duguet said in an internal memo to employees that the suspension was requested "to limit unnecessary speculation and market volatility during this short delay" as the company was "taking extra time to finalize the closing of the semester." The company declined a Reuters request for additional comments.
Chinese tech giant Tencent invested 1.16 billion euros ($1.35 billion) for a 25% stake in the entity, which remains under Ubisoft's exclusive control and is co-led by Christophe Derennes and Charlie Guillemot, son of Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot.
Ubisoft's Paris-listed shares have fallen 49% year-to-date.
looks like they've delayed the yearly report and requested suspending share trading
Apeared to him in a dream looks like- nvm
i'm operating on levels you cannot even comprehend
Some cunt has stood right infront of my perfect spot, infront if me, at this gig im at
Him and his shitty haircut
I am sparticus
"😡 I'm going to tell all the discord about you 😡 "
basically by postponing their earnings report and suspending trading they're signaling to everyone that they're preparing for some radical changes
Good ones i hope
yeah like "we're not in business anymore"
maybe they're announcing their own AI chat bot
Same tale as always
that would be hype

i like standing at the edges of the crowd
Wait wait I got a better one
What if they announce NFT microtransactions

I'M PRAYING SO HARD
Thats basically where I am rn
Right at the back
give em a little trim off the top
I eould say they srent thst stupid, but this is ubisoft we talkkng about
Its a small venue tho so idm being at the back
you need to change your phone keyboard or something
Its basically the same as being like 8 rows back if it was a crowd of thousands
Are you like
Really fat fingered
No this just happens when i tipe really fast
Tipe
can't be that fast
Tipe
took you a full minute just to say that
I jjdt fucking
either type better or get better
Jjdt
Look im not skillesnalright
Id get it if it was on an iPhone because their keyboard predictive text genuinely is broken
FUVK
Fuvk
Vro cant type 🥀
I just like to imagine the typing difficulties are because you're actually neco arc and have big balls for hands
you need to get smoother with your typing
I wish i were part of thw lwgion
Hoylndhit incsmt ficking write.today.huh
I’m finally no longer an unemployed graduate student! I finally have a purpose. 
Congrays
Idek what this says
Thancc
Congrats :3 whats the job?
Stan, release this man's keyboard.
Purchaser for a construction company.
Bro is the new class, broekr
Oh cool, idk what that is tbh
Finally making my start in the supply chain field :D
send me your employment juju i been job searching for a week :(
Hot take grammer is dumb
Took me about 2 months of active searching / applying. Mainly via ziprecruiter and company websites. Don’t use LinkedIn, it always led nowhere imo.
smoking big doinks in throneside
5, if you count the on and off searching during my summer internship.
I work at a bar and used indeed
The job market as a whole is in the proverbial toilet atm. Way too many applicants, nowhere near enough jobs.
I'm trying to get on at like a bakery or sum like that so I make treats for people all day
Not to mention the many ghost jobs / scams that are out there too.
I onyl lnow of linked in through yt video portraits but i've never seen anynof them aaying good thibgs
Indeed was good, got me a few interviews.
Indeed is decent for like small jobs like that
I like it but it keeps recommending jobs to me that are completely irrelevant like teaching, restaurants and supervisor/manager positions
Oh yeah, same. That’s why I stopped using it. 
ooo ty for the tip!
'i would like a job in a bakery please'
how about teaching?
'no bakery'
oh got it. heres a chef role. have fun
Could get a kight and serf possition
Serf helps.you with cookig whist you teach him the ropes
Yeah that basically except with bars
Np, hope it helps
Yeah, idk what else to use tho
just don't work
I used ziprecruiter a lot during my recent job searching
Is that also good for like bar jobs and stuff!?
Dunno, I don’t see why not.
Might check it out then
Thank u
Tbh im currently employed so I technically dont need to look for another job but i'd preter someone with more regular hours
I only work weekends and its 11pm - 5am
Oh for sure.
Yeah echoes of eternity is a funny book
It goes from the POV of a guardsman in crappy circumstances
To Magnus killing Vulcan with “blood mathematics”
Come work with me, I average 66 hours a week 
@little marten Got stuck watching cat videos and boyfriend used my thigh as a pillow and fell asleep, but I'm here now. :3
Yo
Whatchu wanna do
I'm feeling more SM2 than Darktide, but I can probably be persuaded.
Sounds good
Only played two missions yesterday and haven't touched it since Termination release, so might be a wee bit rusty. :3
No thank you, 40ish is the most i'd want
So I'm having some technical issues, what channel should I ask about that in?
Just parry bro
Just waiting on kettle to finish and I’ll be up
Whenever I use frame gen, I get a perfect 180fps framerate
And then suddenly it dips to like 80 or 90 then goes straight back to normal
And I have no idea why
Because without framegen the game smoothly runs at like 120
I choose you! @coarse tree !
What? You don't hate free time?
Gives me time for a toilet run. If you happen to find another friend to join us feel free to.
Dont use framegen
Easy
Why would you want fake frames?
I like my freetime quite a lot I think
I may join if thats ok
Give me like 40 minutes to get home tho
Waiting to buy merch and then imma be omw home
Sure we probably get a round in before that but don’t see why not
this ain't gonna work out
That job aint for me
Probably 2 tbh
You gotta hate free time, having a life, and anything that isn't work related
I'm fine with it. ♥

AdMech?
I could never do a job like that, sounds like hell
Tbh we do have normal hours, however, I get that many since I have 2 main job hats
@fossil oasis @little marten What classes do you prefer?
Don’t mind
WXPFG
Not as bad as my old job in sanitation 
Double shifts with like a 20 minute break, being outside in the elements, shit pay
Anything except Ogryn. The class im best with is Vet/Abrites, but im also good with Zealot
Christ, that sounds even worse
Glad my job is just serving people alcohol
Don't worry, however you're imagining it, it's probably worse than that 
And its only 6 hour shifts except Industry which was 12
But I get food!
Ig thats smthn
Oh, we're doing Space Marine 2, I think?
Ohh, idk then
Yeah I’m loading it rn
Aight, I can do any of them, I do like to have a good ranged one in case of Neurothrope, though. :3
True
I love it. :3
Its peak :3
AERIAL ASSAULT, GO!
My main was THammer Assault. :3
SEND ME INVITE CODE
IYKYK
Nvm
^
You gonna pay me? I don't fly for free, kid
I thought that was some elite trendy acronym lol
It is?
Are both of you in my lobby, or do I need to kick people? 
chase is out atm so just us 2 and random i think
Thank u, I hopefully wont be too long
Take your time
Too bad its only 2 charges
True yeah
GUID: b4b7954b-827b-4b74-83f9-e9cb36ca30b4
Log File:
Info Type:
[Script Error]: module 'scripts/main' not found:
no field package.preload['scripts/main']scripts/main.lua:1: unexpected symbol near 'char(2)'
What'd I do wrong?
Did you install darktide mod framework and darktide mod loader?
yea that's what I had when DMF needed to be updated
Next tuesday
Ok let's see if that did it

You'll need to reinstall AML as well if you update DMF. It's a patch for DML
Paul, we've had our differences (we haven't really had much interaction I think), but I like the cut of your jib
I'm currently in a grocery store. Might be a few before I can help directly. Maybe hit the darktide mod discord?
I love you too, gaymer
im going to beat whoever the fuck decided yaesha should be in remnant 2
fuck yaesha
No, not guys, guy, the legend Thyazide himself 
You dont like goats?
Or rams
Satyrs
Whatever the fuck they are
no no they're fine
but the infested abyss exists in yaesha
Which place is that again?
Honestly, everything that's in that document is other people's work. I just kind of cobbled it all together. That's why there's an attribution section at the bottom
The red shithole?
the one where u get the profane heart relic and the profane amulet
yeah
I hate the red shitholes
getting through that fucking sucks
I miss yaesha from remnant 1
Remember that event wher everything was on fire? It was so pretty
I preffer everything on fire to no lights lol
they're pan, look mostly like goats tho
Yeah, yeah, pans, you use those to cook food in, everyone knows that, duh.
It was me
Awful, annihilate yourself now
Like the god of nature pan?
(idek what's going on)
Nah, the race is called pan
To fuh the shrih
I took way too much damage. :<
i go popped by 2 gun boys lol
Were you the Bulwark?
ye]
Did they remove the banner regen?
Pop banner, get contested health, execute, full life. 
i think i just havent levelled it enough lol
Fair enough. :3
Chill with the next mission until Chase can join us?
Im omw home so you got time to run another 
I'll still be a lil bit
brb 1 sec actually quick smoke
Smoking kills

Its also cool tho
It also speeds up time
So does sleep
Not quick enough
Sleep in this economy
Did you know oxygen is poisonous
Yes
It kills you over 100 years
Oh shit, same.
We must leave the Death Breathers alone!
I killed a friendly guy at extract
We killed a bastion together
Killed players together
Damn bitch u cold
I killed him in extraction
A parting gift
And looted his sniper
The Osprey lmao?
It had all pink attachments
Still a crap gun tbh
Was that worth a friendship
nah at least Nurgle haven’t huffed Galaxy Gas….yet

😈
200k yes
I'm rich
He had grappling hook bp too
I am spider women
As in plural?
I'm ready for another if you are, Nurgle.
You can construct an ivory tower you are doomed to inhabit alone. Branded kin-killer, you will walk not in rags, but finery stitched with the threads of shame. You will not go hungry, but fill your belly each night with the richest foods. And yet you will be starved of another’s kinship. Your earthly desires may be satiated, but your soul will forever howl for the embrace of another.
So tell me kin-killer, how much is the price of betrayal when blood still drips from your blackened coin.
I'm cool with it.
Survival of the fittest and all.
Any preferred mission?
Well I abhor fighting Chaos.
ah well idm then lol
is that hive tyrant?
Yeah.
i like the imperial guard in this one
Wut?
at the blow up bit
Nurgle is blowing people

That is just gas venting out of holes
Wish I had a boost to spare so I could be pink
So many holes in a nurgle bloated body
Rob a store at gunpoint for the money
Easy
You can not tell me Nurgle blessings don't make you gassy
Yeah but for more boosts I need constant income of money to pay for it
Who’s better at not blowing or blessing people, but simply slaughtering them?
True
Consistently Rob stores then
Easy
I demand combat! Bring me to my enemies so that I may dismember them as part of the Emperor’s Judgment, for I am his servant and it is my destiny.
Fall not to idleness, sister! The beneficent emperor demands we seek out the heretic, not wait for them to present themselves!
Correct! Please forgive my lackadaisical idling, I shall seek these enemies, I shall remove their heads!
I am glad to see your zeal return
Your intentions rang true, you simply needed a small nudge. Take heed: for the beneficent emperor surely walks and acts with you, a vessel for his will
Emprah gave me soup
Indeed, the emperor protects and provides!
as an instrument of his divine wrath, it is my honour to carry out his will; through fire, faith, and sword, I march forward! I carry the banner of the Emperor Proudly.
Got some orange bits in it
@little marten @brazen pelican im home, about to be on. Lmk when you're done with the mission 
Darktide?
Or no
As you should. To serve the beneficent emperor is the highest of honours
lmfao
SM2 atm but maybe darktide dunno
this bit
Is that spaghet?
Aye it is
Slopmarine 2 and sloptide
im a sloppy boy
Huh???
dont watch me eat an ice cream cone
I still haven't killed any raiders
But now I see there is a cheevo for it
Might have to do some huntin
Saw my first queen today too
Watched a lot of people die, then I ran away
I murdered chat
You start from the bottom to the top right
no but i like the scoop in circles like a doh
dog
Reminds me how I ate cinnabuns in circles.
Don't anymore since I don't eat them anymore.
Cinnabun is awful man lmfao
Tide while high
like a cinnamon swirl?
What mode yall be playin on SM2? I got into some pvp last time I played and was having a blast

i love those
Good evening lexmates
I can never get into a pvp match
Better Call Saul Mentioned!!!!
Most people who play pvp in sm2 are really bad tbh
I tried it once during a troop exchange in the US and it was mediocre at best
There are better American things to get diabetes from
Like peanut butter cups
Which is legal crack
Is it console players?
Cause I do have crossplay off.
Doesn't matter if I do against console or pc
im pretty shit tbh
except on tactical
Now. :3
Same. Can't believe I died like a noob. :<
heavy is fun but so many jank points
like why do i have to leave aim to dodge lmao
I like playing heavy the most
Plasma Heavy is fun.
i only use bolt weapons so its a bit meh
I might be mid tbh, it's been a bit since i've played
we only judge the unclean
Same, idk if I like how the plasma stuff is or the volkite stuff
i will need to make a new tea tho if thats ok brothers
I haven't played since Termination was release, and only played it like twice.
Send gamecode
6767

Hey do cyber dogs have more rights than servitors?
Cyber dogs have value
Yeah they have automony in that they're trained like normal police dogs
just way more fucking deadly.
yeah
ones a dog ones a lobotomite
Much like real life
People have had their fucking nuts torn off by k9 units, imagine how bad cyber dogs can fuck you up
Ok kettle is boiled
I wouldn’t fight a cyber dog if he stole my mc chicken
Ball grinder 9000
I need a police Hormagaunt for my Arbitrator.
i would
Instant death
By blood loss
I mean you would go into shock yeah
Its even darker when you read the stories that show they arent all lobotomites.
Its not often, but servitors every once in awhile regain a strange form of sentience.
Admech even use violent criminals in their battle servitors due to them believing their violent nature can bleed through
What about the guys who become double a batteries to power the mechs
yeah thats normal
people can heal from being lobotomised
That seems like a fair trade
toilet servito regains sentience 💀
dude it could crush your skull
Hence why he said he wouldn’t
That’s why I wouldn’t fight it if it stole my mc chicken that fucking rip and tear dog can have whatever he wants lmao
shrimply just crush its skull first
problem solved
Why would you hurt a cyber dog tho
charging at you
maybe its being a little shit
In Rouge Trader your Arbites companions Cyber mastif bites off the Vox masters hand when she tried to give it a treat. Very neat lil "hey captain we got a thing happening"
"Youe mastyff left a shin bone in my bunk"
so u gotta kick the cunt
if you were poor as shit living in a hive city and a cyberdog nicked your food, you'd have a bloody good reason to
(ive never hurt a dog)
Hell, it happens in darktide with some medicae servitors
Probably need armor piercing just to kill the thing
The good ol' cunt-punt.
This thing is running at you in the midst of a fire fight
I promise those scenes are not written as if the person simply healed. Its typically alot of religious and warp shenanigans
Cunt punt is a technique taught in the guard
its made to survive
ah so magic bullshit
fair
but irl people have healed from lobotomies
Mordian groin goucher
Yesh the funny voiceline
If a cyber dog is charging at your face you probably made other mistakes in life before that point
Just start playing creed music out loud and accept your fate
violence begets violence
...i feel like i would be repeating myself
One servitor was central to a slave revolt that caused the crew to negotiate the most horrific and evil thing possible from the admech.
To have basic workers rights!
What did they do to them?
erm people? I think you mean property as most lobotomies were done on women 🤓 ☝️
Its as if the slaves stolen from their homes didnt understand that dying horribly in a reactor is a gift from the machine god
women ey, am i right!!
i'd lobotomise you but at this point i dont know whether its already been done or you'd enjoy it
Jarvis, kill this guy
Its the only cure to female hysteria, which is totally real cuz science was never biased back then
a lobotomy is having your brain damaged by a metal rod or other such thing to fuck up a bunch of shit
So it’s basically playing on new game plus
if you want a POV view of getting a lobotomy bioshock infinites burial at sea has a good one
Damn anyone who has a lobotomy and still plays the game is a badass
We all got a skill issue needing brains that weren’t fucked with
Specifically an ice pick they use to break through the thin bone behind your eye and then, I’m not joking, wiggling it around to disconnect random shit
Yeah bitch try and scramble my brain further than it already is
That scene makes me wince sharp things near my eyes or brain or face no thank you
basically a metal rod
Don’t scramble brains
Blow them up with a bolter
Do you think the ogryn and the cyber dogs fight over food?
Too quick, rip them apart with the chainsword
Yep. The guy who invented it got a nobel peace prize btw
At least one ogryn personality is scared of the dog
The other wants it
Idk about the third
Chainsword is like pouring dopamine in my bloodstream
Hug
Yeah heretic blood tastes so good
guess it was for piece of mind
Nruh
wait its not heresy to drink the blood of heretics right
Didn’t the guy who made tnt get a Nobel prize ?
Kibellah does it so you are safe dw
alfred nobel made the nobel prize chris

also it was called dyanmite
i mean
if you want nurgaids in you
Wait what
No I only eat Cadian raised corpse starch
does he know about what happened to cadia

In a pool of a million theres always heretics :)
i saw dynamite being said and i just remembered i have this gif in my emotes
shoutouts to blood
”oh my gosh, i only eat Cadian, is this cadian? Im a Cadian eater”
Why would we eat heretics tho
Doesn’t that mean we’re all a little corrupted?
From eating the stank ass heretics?
its complicated
Or does turning it into corpse starch just fix that
BLOOD mentioned
Idk how corpse starch is made
i think the starch process filters everything out
its made in ancient factories nonstop with a lotta grinders and fire
so your standard 40k industrial underhive setting
i think only really necromunda hired gun has fully depicted a corpse starch category
and its a broken down half working one
It’s not like we eat chaos spawn or the nurgle guys
I was paid by the government
You can you’ll just most likely die or sum
but the imagery of mountains of body bags buried into the rotting ground waiting to be fed into infinite grinders and incinerators
Why did you all make me start pondering this
The salamanders would probably host a barbecue
we should asks orks
I was eating my corpse starch care free
they know what everything tastes like
Now I’m wondering if it’s that sniper I shot that’s in my corpse starch
So an arbys?
DONT MAKE ME THINK OF THOSE STEAK NUGGETS
they got the texture of like blood sausage

It’s sponsored by darktide
My buddy likes them
I have heard nothing but bad things about Arby’s
their curly fries are bananas
but other than that uh
there are better options for everything
fries are one of the god emperors gifts
They come in many forms like all the colors of the rainbow
like i can get a rueben with a quarter pound of corn beef and all the appropriate ammount of toppings for the same price from my regional deli
instead of the incredibly sad arbys rueben
which is a crime to me
But Arby’s makes you feel like your in Warhammer when you eat the steak nuggets
Did a guy named Reuben make the first Reuben ever?
Or did someone name it after their friend Reuben
i mean do you know the story of a croque monsieur
its about a guy who made a sandwich out of a guy
That’s neat
it was this
a guy named reuben kulakofsky
Great last name iconic
a lithuanian immigrant to america in the early 20th century
another case of food culture being built out of necessity and limited availability
story is that he worked at a hotel and made sandwhiches from what was available
That’s a nice story good for that guy
Morning gents
Wake up and smell the ogryns
👃 smells like old boiled cabbage and stail protein powder
🎊
Hell yeah, congratulations! :3
🙈
Hatsune Tactiku
Hatactical Miku
Tactical plume
tactical legume
tactical accumen
When did we stop wearing plumes as a society #bringbackplumes
not too long ago
Give the cyber dogs a plume too
I still can't believe the new class is Randy Quaid's character in the Terminator (1984)
I have a tummy ache ;~;
That’s nurgle
Its a nurgling
Please... Put me out of my misery...
Drink Red Bull and Mountain Dew Baja blast and melt that nurgling
i do not remember which guy was randy quaid in that
Tea probably would work
was he the guy who goes back
To the future?
i havent seen terminator in like 5 years
Notice how I’m terminator one he wears hobo pants the entire movie?
But I like monster energy...
And Sarah Conner fell in love with a man in hobo clothes
he had to get some man
Skull issue for all of us who can’t find love in non hobo clothes
being naked is a challenge
hobo pants and a six pack
He was in a mall he could of stolen new clothes lmao
My birthday suit is phenomenal
He had so many chances to get not homeless man clothes
He kept the hobo fit to his grave
Man was consistent
He liked hobo pants and trench coat
Stank be damned
nobody wants to see your dick sid
The lesson is be a robot
They can take stims, just different kind
motor oil in a syringe
Robots leak oil
A robot can gamble but can it get gambling addiction like an organic? I think not
Do they need to gamble in the first place
money would prolly be below them at that point
Pretty sure Terminator just busts down doors like the Kool-Aid man and takes what he wants
It wants your jacket, your pants and your boots
At least he was left with his underwear
last thing a reject hears before being abandoned on tertium is asking what size their shoes are
too much drip
very awkward wording im better than this
Imagine a terminator sees you and your friend and takes your friends clothes instead of yours
There is an ogryn out there collecting all the little ones boots
And that’s how you learn that you got no drip
So he can make some boots out of those boots
Where is he
he can have mine
i can imagine him getting very frustrated when the leather is a slightly different shade
Cheetah print ass boots
TAKE MY BOOTS
Somewhere, out there, beyond the smoke filled sky
NooooOooo
If we get some cheetah print boots I'm buying them to go with my ogryn's cheetah print pants
Oh wait, that'd be the same cosmetic slot
Hey do all the rejects just nap on the floor between missions?
Hmm...
Maybe they get a small napkin for warmth
I assume they have some kind of living quarter
some cramped bunk beds
If we do are we class separated?
I mean
Like are all the ogryns together? All the psykers?
The one veteran in a bunk room full of ogryn
Id prolly stay away from the psyker group lmao
Psykers just casually inviting you to their coven since you walked into their dorm
The psykers must have some horrible night terrors
It’s scarier if it’s not class separated
I cant imagine the psyker living quarters are all that great, considering what everyone thinks of them
Imagine the horror combos
Nah, I don' tthink of psykers
We probaly trade stuff between eachother like it’s prison
Ignorance is strength
Hey zealot I’ll trade you a grenade for candle etc
Nice big top burger avatar
why a candle
Thanks
waste of a nade
How hard is damnation difficulty for a level 29 arbitrator?
It's quite easy
Shih, you right
Depends on how good you are
Once you know how to play
Vets a grenade factory
Its either impossible or sleepfest
The god emperor feeds vets grenades every 60 seconds
It's honestly a cakewalk most of the time
It’s how we know he loves us
Your only real danger is trappers
Even if we run out of ammo we can become a human shrapnel grenade
Hound can't save you from trappers
Would veterans crash the trading economy by making grenades worthless?
No, they understand supply and demand
Fair enough
It’s not like the veterans would even want more than stims and Maybie alcohol and smokes. And ammo and grenades.
They do?
Me giving the local ogryn 700 boom rocks
Loose cannon does
I dunno, my vet prints infinite grenades
Then again he always has a demand for them
you can't affect offer if there's none left by the end of the mission
We don’t sell grenades we just trade them I think
Makes most sense to just go here I just printed one give me that corpse starch
It’s not like any one hoards grenades
Me with my nade stash under my bunk
Come back from a mission and my bunk is gone
Along with several others 
hides ogryn sized grenade pile taking half of the living quarters space
is elton john the rocketman or does he refer to the rocketman
He is the rocket man referring to rocket men as a whole
How many grenades do you reckon you would need to give an ogryn before they gave up their rations?
who are the rocketmen
More than you think and less than you’d hope
Give em the whole box
Ain’t one of the ogryn personality’s happy to share rations?
Wasnt their one grenade just the box of nades they throw at enemies kekw
It's both
The song is about an astronaut
But iirc The Rocket Man is a nickname for Elton John as well
Because of said song
Nvm I’m thinking of the ogryn saying, They say being greedy with rations is okay but not greedy with ammo.
wait no one ogryn voice line he offers rat meat to a squad mate
elton john hasnt been to space
So probably not too many grenades to share his rat
Both he and Taupin wrote the song
Space has been to Elton John
i never watched the movie actually
It's just a story
maybe 4 for the rat but 40 for some good rations
but im fairly confident he hasnt been to space
I bet the psykers room smells
Yeah he hasn't been I'm sure
But also his song Pinball Wizard
Just another story
how can he be the pinball wizard if i am the pinball wizard
Have you seen the movie Tommy?
Does pinball exist in Warhammer?
there's several pinball wizard jurisdictions
Yeah, but it's more of a Slaaneshi thing.
im actually average at best at pinball i dont know why i pretended i was a wizard sorry team
pinball?
It's a movie based off of The Who's album called Tommy
It's just like one big ass music video
Lmao
who?
orks would probably play pinball but with grenades and stuff
Doesn’t rock paper scissors exist?

A braindead variant probably
I dunno how else to describe it, it's all old at this point tbf
Ain’t there a line about it in game? But it’s sniper knife something
I think it’s a arbites or veteran line I forget
Its knife, rifle, launcher, I think..
I know the who I was just being a dick lol
Its one of the dialogues with the arby iirc
Yeah it was knife rifle and then grenade or something
I was surprised my cadian wanted to play a game
Usually they just wanna kill things
This is what you're looking for
Their ill show you mine if you show me yours line with arbites also made me laugh
Ah okay
Sometimes I like to play the role of a mental lichtor
Who?
Skulking from the shadows and leaping out with L takes
We failed the mission because it had a time limit
What
😓
Do it faster next time
I'm just pretending to be an owl.
when?
When
What
Fast as fuck boi
Huh?
Why is Gamora?
Wuh
We got to the end but I got yeeted into a wall and died
What happens when you run out of time though? Does it just say mission failed or is there a cinematic?
who am I?
But who is Gamora
Idk
I haven't run out of time so I dunno
The train crashed into a thing and blew up
Oh that's cool
Real
I did quick play
Tomas the ied engine
The game set me up
Had fun, scheduled for OW tomorrow with the irl friends, but after 22.00 your time, it's a bit of a tossup. ♥
The game set you up and watched it play out
Ah no problem no pressure we can squeeze some games in whenever
I have the organisational skills of a turnip so
What’s the best ability for arbitrator?
I'm having fun with SM2 again. Might need to test out the new missions and the challenges a bit.
Im using the bash but I dunno if it’s as good as the shield thing
The charge imo.
Update soon I think
Power axe buff
Werent they adding a new class in SM2 as well
Oh neat, haven't tried the Power Axe at all, yet.
I was actually playing up till arc raiders came out so I shook the rust off by game 3
It’s actually great but apparently bad on a stat level
Sheesh
Oh cool :3
Problem with SM2 is there’s so much bullshit
Oh, you know me, I don't care about meta shit. If the stuff I use is fun and we win it's all good. :3
Idk how to describe the power axe when I was using it except light
Wdym
No dodge animation cancel
They should add a power axe to Darktide


