#general-chat

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dry trail
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we dunk'em in the ultrasonic cleaners, an give'm a lil bit of sacred oil deodorant afterward

short oar
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Im banging a chick with multiple personalities?

wispy wadi
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As neutral, so you don't get a stroke going with all 3 option KEKW_ogryn

spiral creek
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They are battle slaves

wispy wadi
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Anyone is they/them anyway, corpse starch is nonbinary

dry trail
cobalt cliff
dry trail
wispy wadi
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Oil your skitaaris joints

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Chant some lil prayer too, they like that

brazen pelican
short oar
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Skitarii 💅 ✨

dry bay
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01010110011010101010101

spiral creek
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I hate all of you

dry bay
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Praise the omnisiah

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(I like DA more than Adeptus)

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I am just hype for ad mech

dry trail
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lil bed time chants with picture books, for the littlest skitarii rangers

wispy wadi
short oar
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Im not into robot buts i think cybernetics are cool

spiral creek
dry bay
spiral creek
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😶‍🌫️

short oar
dry bay
dry trail
fossil oasis
spiral creek
brazen pelican
spiral creek
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It’s an inherently contradictory statement

dry bay
fossil oasis
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Vet with meltas

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They'll call it "vet with melta"

dry trail
dry bay
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Vetla

fossil oasis
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I think they should add blue arbites

dry bay
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New class confirmed

spiral creek
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I dont think humans use meltas ?

spiral creek
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Lemme check

short oar
feral vessel
short oar
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Thar make*

fossil oasis
dry bay
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They 100% do

feral vessel
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one of my krieg minis has a melta

dry trail
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guardsman can use meltas

short oar
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Jurgen be.like

dry bay
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Hans get the melta

spiral creek
brazen pelican
feral vessel
brazen pelican
short oar
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They have horse legs red eyes and blue skin

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Ie

feral vessel
spiral creek
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James workshop donates money to charities know for supporting terrorist organisations

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James workshop spawn camps the maternity ward

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James workshop beat up my grandma

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James workshop stole my lunch money

brazen pelican
short oar
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James workshop stole your crush at highschool

spiral creek
ocean widget
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james workshop wore the sonichu medallion

feral vessel
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that shit is cursed

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no joke

dry trail
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more i talk about warhammer, the more i wanna buy another set of skitarii minis 😔

short oar
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Slaanesh shudders at the thought of that man.

brazen pelican
feral vessel
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Chris chan is like. The anathema to the Star Child. but not in the way that the Big E is.

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literally just, all the worst aspects of a human being

short oar
dry trail
drowsy lynx
feral vessel
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my malformed attempts at painting krieg are still in my closet

short oar
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Could just change that to james workshop stole

feral vessel
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also tried to paint a space marine pink once..

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and use terrain white on the highlights..

drowsy lynx
spiral creek
dry trail
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just give'm a paint, if they turn out not what you're after, strip the paint off and try again thumbsup_ogryn

feral vessel
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there's exaclty one of them that looks somewhat good and that's the demolitions guy

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karker

short oar
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Can you run minis without painting em

feral vessel
dry trail
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they like the games to 'look good'

feral vessel
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mostly just seems like excluding people that can't paint properly from tabletop competitions but competitive warhammer 40k sucks ass anyways

short oar
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Probably psychological trauma

feral vessel
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grown ass men flexing about how they wiped the floor with a 14 year old that's playing the tabletop for the first time

spiral creek
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Why?

dry trail
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just play 250 kroot hounds pogryn

feral vessel
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seriously

spiral creek
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The mount I used on my air born aircraft left it 5.1 inches off the ground

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Preventing my opponent from attacking

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Dude threw a massive hissy fit

feral vessel
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aren't range measurements supposed to be taken from the BASE of the mini though?

spiral creek
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I went home and got an email saying never to come back

feral vessel
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or am i just too uninitiated

ocean widget
spiral creek
wicked kayak
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guys I took a nap have they finally confirmed the new class is trazyn the infinite?

feral vessel
modest flume
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Nope, it's just Swagger/Slaugth

spiral creek
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We were playing with loose rules

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Not really being picky

thick coyote
spiral creek
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The dude throwing a hissy fit and the judge being a cunt are what done it

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I’ll never go to a tournament again

fossil oasis
drowsy lynx
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Got me outta the hobby real quick

gusty plume
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Afternoon, varlets

short oar
gusty plume
astral jungle
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So much, cheetos asked for my recipe

wicked kayak
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I mean sire melk must have chosen that name himself yeah? No parents are going to call their kid "melk"

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this means that he thinks it's a good name to choose

astral jungle
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At least it's not inquisitor snerkle

short oar
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Would you name your son "cithas"

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Ciaphas*

astral jungle
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I would name my son, Hans

short oar
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Melk just sounds like those little snakes with cute eyes

astral jungle
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@short oar It's the dutch word, for milk

gusty plume
short oar
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I will sicc my 10000 progenitors upon him to make his school life miserable

gusty plume
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When she Ciaphas on your Caine

whole glade
short oar
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Till i hero of the imperium

gusty plume
stark bobcat
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he had DN

whole glade
agile crag
fair bridge
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ubisoft is finally fucking dead

short oar
gusty plume
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Did they file bankruptcy or smth?

jaunty tundra
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Would you rather play as ganger or bounty hunter. Both just got leaked as choices

snow bane
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ganger

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reminds me of my heritage

jaunty tundra
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Rogue trader/ bounty hunter

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Send the link

plush path
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I want a Servitor

snow bane
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do you mean cold trader?

sleek torrent
fair bridge
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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/ubisoft-delays-half-year-results-requests-trading-suspension/ar-AA1QottU

(Reuters) -French video game publisher Ubisoft said on Thursday it was postponing the publication of its half-year earnings and requested Euronext suspend trading of its shares and bonds starting Friday.

The suspension will remain in place until the company publishes the delayed results "in the coming days," Ubisoft said in a statement. A scheduled investor call on Thursday evening was also postponed.

Chief Financial Officer Frederick Duguet said in an internal memo to employees that the suspension was requested "to limit unnecessary speculation and market volatility during this short delay" as the company was "taking extra time to finalize the closing of the semester." The company declined a Reuters request for additional comments.

Chinese tech giant Tencent invested 1.16 billion euros ($1.35 billion) for a 25% stake in the entity, which remains under Ubisoft's exclusive control and is co-led by Christophe Derennes and Charlie Guillemot, son of Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot.

Ubisoft's Paris-listed shares have fallen 49% year-to-date.

wicked kayak
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looks like they've delayed the yearly report and requested suspending share trading

short oar
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Apeared to him in a dream looks like- nvm

fair bridge
fossil oasis
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Some cunt has stood right infront of my perfect spot, infront if me, at this gig im at

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Him and his shitty haircut

modest flume
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Sorry

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Was me

short oar
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I am sparticus

wicked kayak
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"😡 I'm going to tell all the discord about you 😡 "

fair bridge
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basically by postponing their earnings report and suspending trading they're signaling to everyone that they're preparing for some radical changes

short oar
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Good ones i hope

fair bridge
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yeah like "we're not in business anymore"

short oar
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Oh

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Oh well

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Reaped and sowed

wicked kayak
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maybe they're announcing their own AI chat bot

short oar
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Same tale as always

wicked kayak
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that would be hype

fossil oasis
fair bridge
modest flume
gusty plume
fossil oasis
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Right at the back

ocean widget
short oar
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I eould say they srent thst stupid, but this is ubisoft we talkkng about

fossil oasis
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Its a small venue tho so idm being at the back

fair bridge
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you need to change your phone keyboard or something

fossil oasis
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Its basically the same as being like 8 rows back if it was a crowd of thousands

gusty plume
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Really fat fingered

short oar
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No this just happens when i tipe really fast

gusty plume
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Tipe

fair bridge
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can't be that fast

fossil oasis
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Tipe

fair bridge
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took you a full minute just to say that

short oar
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I jjdt fucking

ocean widget
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either type better or get better

gusty plume
short oar
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Look im not skillesnalright

fossil oasis
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Id get it if it was on an iPhone because their keyboard predictive text genuinely is broken

short oar
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FUVK

gusty plume
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Fuvk

fossil oasis
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Vro cant type 🥀

short oar
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fuck y'all

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😭

fossil oasis
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I just like to imagine the typing difficulties are because you're actually neco arc and have big balls for hands

ocean widget
short oar
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Hoylndhit incsmt ficking write.today.huh

hazy kestrel
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I’m finally no longer an unemployed graduate student! I finally have a purpose. KEKW_ogryn

short oar
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Congrays

fossil oasis
hazy kestrel
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Thancc

drowsy lynx
hazy kestrel
short oar
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Bro is the new class, broekr

fossil oasis
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Oh cool, idk what that is tbh

hazy kestrel
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Finally making my start in the supply chain field :D

fossil oasis
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Ohhh nice

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Thats cool then

orchid crypt
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send me your employment juju i been job searching for a week :(

short oar
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I swear im mot usually so bsd st hhis

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God dman

gloomy tartan
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Hot take grammer is dumb

hazy kestrel
ember nimbus
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smoking big doinks in throneside

hazy kestrel
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5, if you count the on and off searching during my summer internship.

fossil oasis
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I work at a bar and used indeed

hazy kestrel
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The job market as a whole is in the proverbial toilet atm. Way too many applicants, nowhere near enough jobs.

orchid crypt
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I'm trying to get on at like a bakery or sum like that so I make treats for people all day

hazy kestrel
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Not to mention the many ghost jobs / scams that are out there too.

short oar
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I onyl lnow of linked in through yt video portraits but i've never seen anynof them aaying good thibgs

hazy kestrel
fossil oasis
fossil oasis
hazy kestrel
orchid crypt
fossil siren
short oar
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Could get a kight and serf possition

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Serf helps.you with cookig whist you teach him the ropes

fossil oasis
fossil oasis
fossil oasis
wicked kayak
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just don't work

hazy kestrel
fossil oasis
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Is that also good for like bar jobs and stuff!?

hazy kestrel
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Dunno, I don’t see why not.

fossil oasis
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Might check it out then

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Thank u

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Tbh im currently employed so I technically dont need to look for another job but i'd preter someone with more regular hours

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I only work weekends and its 11pm - 5am

spiral creek
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Yeah echoes of eternity is a funny book

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It goes from the POV of a guardsman in crappy circumstances

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To Magnus killing Vulcan with “blood mathematics”

fossil oasis
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Kinda crazy tbh

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Is the warhammer fandom wiki or Lexicanum better?

modest flume
brazen pelican
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@little marten Got stuck watching cat videos and boyfriend used my thigh as a pillow and fell asleep, but I'm here now. :3

brazen pelican
little marten
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Sounds good

brazen pelican
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Only played two missions yesterday and haven't touched it since Termination release, so might be a wee bit rusty. :3

fossil oasis
neon agate
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So I'm having some technical issues, what channel should I ask about that in?

fossil oasis
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This one

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Probably

little marten
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Just waiting on kettle to finish and I’ll be up

neon agate
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Whenever I use frame gen, I get a perfect 180fps framerate
And then suddenly it dips to like 80 or 90 then goes straight back to normal

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And I have no idea why

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Because without framegen the game smoothly runs at like 120

modest flume
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I choose you! @coarse tree !

modest flume
brazen pelican
neon agate
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Holy crap

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This is a big document

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Thank you

fossil oasis
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Easy

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Why would you want fake frames?

fossil oasis
fossil oasis
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Give me like 40 minutes to get home tho

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Waiting to buy merch and then imma be omw home

little marten
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Sure we probably get a round in before that but don’t see why not

modest flume
fossil oasis
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That job aint for me

modest flume
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You gotta hate free time, having a life, and anything that isn't work related

brazen pelican
fossil oasis
fossil oasis
modest flume
brazen pelican
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@fossil oasis @little marten What classes do you prefer?

little marten
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Don’t mind

brazen pelican
modest flume
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Double shifts with like a 20 minute break, being outside in the elements, shit pay

fossil oasis
fossil oasis
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Glad my job is just serving people alcohol

modest flume
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Don't worry, however you're imagining it, it's probably worse than that KEK

fossil oasis
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And its only 6 hour shifts except Industry which was 12

modest flume
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But I get food!

fossil oasis
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Ig thats smthn

brazen pelican
fossil oasis
little marten
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Yeah I’m loading it rn

fossil oasis
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I tend to run Assault

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I like the jumppack a lot

brazen pelican
fossil oasis
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True

brazen pelican
fossil oasis
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Its peak :3

modest flume
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AERIAL ASSAULT, GO!

brazen pelican
little marten
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SEND ME INVITE CODE

modest flume
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IYKYK

little marten
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Nvm

brazen pelican
astral laurel
little marten
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I thought that was some elite trendy acronym lol

fossil oasis
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It is?

brazen pelican
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Are both of you in my lobby, or do I need to kick people? KekW

fossil oasis
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Theres like 7 more people in this line but its taking so long to get through

little marten
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chase is out atm so just us 2 and random i think

fossil oasis
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Yeag, im still waitin to get merch and get home

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Its just the CD I want of theirs

little marten
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yeh np

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do ur thang

fossil oasis
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Thank u, I hopefully wont be too long

modest flume
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Take your time

dry bay
fossil oasis
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True yeah

neon agate
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So I followed the google docs guide

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And now I'm getting an error message crash

neon agate
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What'd I do wrong?

coarse tree
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Did you install darktide mod framework and darktide mod loader?

neon agate
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Yes

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I'll see if the DMF needs an update

drowsy lynx
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yea that's what I had when DMF needed to be updated

elder merlin
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Next tuesday

neon agate
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Ok let's see if that did it

modest flume
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Back on Broadway, yet again...

elder merlin
neon agate
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Nope

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It crashed again

coarse tree
modest flume
coarse tree
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I'm currently in a grocery store. Might be a few before I can help directly. Maybe hit the darktide mod discord?

neon agate
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Ok reinstalled some stuff
Let's see if that does it

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OK THERE WE GO

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Thanks guys

ocean widget
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im going to beat whoever the fuck decided yaesha should be in remnant 2

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fuck yaesha

modest flume
elder merlin
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Or rams

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Satyrs

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Whatever the fuck they are

ocean widget
elder merlin
coarse tree
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Honestly, everything that's in that document is other people's work. I just kind of cobbled it all together. That's why there's an attribution section at the bottom

elder merlin
ocean widget
ocean widget
elder merlin
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I hate the red shitholes

ocean widget
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getting through that fucking sucks

elder merlin
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I miss yaesha from remnant 1

ocean widget
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same

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no clue how they managed to fuck up that bad with yaesha

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"oops, all root"

gloomy tartan
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Remember that event wher everything was on fire? It was so pretty

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I preffer everything on fire to no lights lol

ocean widget
elder merlin
ocean widget
tall grove
fierce cave
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(idek what's going on)

drowsy lynx
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Shrimp check

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🦐 ✅

fierce cave
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Had a dih

ocean widget
fierce cave
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To fuh the shrih

drowsy lynx
fierce cave
little marten
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im a hex girl

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and im gonna put a spell onyou

brazen pelican
little marten
brazen pelican
little marten
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ye]

brazen pelican
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Did they remove the banner regen?

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Pop banner, get contested health, execute, full life. KekW

little marten
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i think i just havent levelled it enough lol

brazen pelican
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Chill with the next mission until Chase can join us?

little marten
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yeyeye

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lead me to the slaughter

fossil oasis
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I'll still be a lil bit

little marten
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brb 1 sec actually quick smoke

fierce cave
fossil oasis
fossil oasis
snow bane
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It also speeds up time

fierce cave
little marten
snow bane
fierce cave
little marten
fierce cave
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It kills you over 100 years

little marten
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It rusts your organs

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I’ll outlive oxygen so idgaf

brazen pelican
brazen pelican
fierce cave
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We killed a bastion together

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Killed players together

brazen pelican
little marten
fierce cave
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I killed him in extraction

little marten
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A parting gift

fierce cave
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And looted his sniper

little marten
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The Osprey lmao?

fierce cave
little marten
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Still a crap gun tbh

fierce cave
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Is the reason I killed him

little marten
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Was that worth a friendship

fierce cave
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Pink suppressor

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Extended mag

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Stock

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Grip

low hemlock
little marten
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😈

fierce cave
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I'm rich

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He had grappling hook bp too

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I am spider women

brazen pelican
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I'm ready for another if you are, Nurgle.

little marten
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You can construct an ivory tower you are doomed to inhabit alone. Branded kin-killer, you will walk not in rags, but finery stitched with the threads of shame. You will not go hungry, but fill your belly each night with the richest foods. And yet you will be starved of another’s kinship. Your earthly desires may be satiated, but your soul will forever howl for the embrace of another.

So tell me kin-killer, how much is the price of betrayal when blood still drips from your blackened coin.

brazen pelican
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Survival of the fittest and all.

little marten
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😡

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ok bk

brazen pelican
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Any preferred mission?

little marten
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not sword of atreus or the chalice one

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otherwise

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anything goes

brazen pelican
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Well I abhor fighting Chaos.

little marten
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ah well idm then lol

brazen pelican
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Decapitation it is.

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I find Decapitation is a good warmup. :3

little marten
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is that hive tyrant?

brazen pelican
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Yeah.

little marten
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i like the imperial guard in this one

brazen pelican
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Wut?

little marten
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at the blow up bit

fierce cave
fossil oasis
tall grove
wispy wadi
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That is just gas venting out of holes

fossil oasis
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Wish I had a boost to spare so I could be pink

wispy wadi
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So many holes in a nurgle bloated body

tall grove
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Easy

wispy wadi
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change your monitors colour settings

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Make your own reality

tall grove
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This server needs a hero

wispy wadi
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You can not tell me Nurgle blessings don't make you gassy

fossil oasis
ripe tangle
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Who’s better at not blowing or blessing people, but simply slaughtering them?

fossil oasis
tall grove
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Easy

fossil oasis
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Once a month

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As a treat

ripe tangle
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I demand combat! Bring me to my enemies so that I may dismember them as part of the Emperor’s Judgment, for I am his servant and it is my destiny.

tall grove
ripe tangle
jaunty path
tall grove
formal mortar
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Emprah gave me soup

tall grove
ripe tangle
formal mortar
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Got some orange bits in it

fossil oasis
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@little marten @brazen pelican im home, about to be on. Lmk when you're done with the mission bz_salute

tall grove
ripe tangle
jaunty path
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lmfao

little marten
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SM2 atm but maybe darktide dunno

jaunty path
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Ah

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if its dotktide I wanna join

fierce cave
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Dark mid

little marten
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this bit

formal mortar
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Is that spaghet?

fierce cave
formal mortar
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Aye it is

tall grove
little marten
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im a sloppy boy

fossil oasis
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Huh???

little marten
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dont watch me eat an ice cream cone

formal mortar
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I still haven't killed any raiders

tall grove
formal mortar
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But now I see there is a cheevo for it

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Might have to do some huntin

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Saw my first queen today too

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Watched a lot of people die, then I ran away

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Sitgryn I murdered chat

jaunty path
little marten
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dog

fossil oasis
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Puppycore

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I'm on SM2 now

jaunty path
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Don't anymore since I don't eat them anymore.

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Cinnabun is awful man lmfao

dry bay
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Tide while high

little marten
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like a cinnamon swirl?

formal mortar
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What mode yall be playin on SM2? I got into some pvp last time I played and was having a blast

dry bay
little marten
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i love those

sick spindle
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Good evening lexmates

fossil oasis
formal mortar
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Most people who play pvp in sm2 are really bad tbh

jaunty path
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These days cinnabun is often collabed with uhh

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whats their name

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carvel

sick spindle
jaunty path
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so now with this unholy union

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its just a diabetes factory

sick spindle
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Like peanut butter cups

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Which is legal crack

dry bay
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Cause I do have crossplay off.

formal mortar
little marten
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except on tactical

brazen pelican
little marten
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heavy is fun but so many jank points

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like why do i have to leave aim to dodge lmao

formal mortar
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I like playing heavy the most

brazen pelican
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Plasma Heavy is fun.

little marten
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i only use bolt weapons so its a bit meh

fossil oasis
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I might be mid tbh, it's been a bit since i've played

summer crow
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oof just got chaos spawn diffed nogryn

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unlucky

little marten
fossil oasis
little marten
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i will need to make a new tea tho if thats ok brothers

brazen pelican
little marten
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503 kills tho lol

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farmed the defense event hahahaha

fossil oasis
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Send gamecode

little marten
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6767

fossil oasis
gloomy tartan
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Hey do cyber dogs have more rights than servitors?

little marten
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Cyber dogs have value

jaunty path
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just way more fucking deadly.

ocean widget
little marten
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Much like real life

gloomy tartan
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There’s some servitor who’s job is just picking up after their dogs

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Lmao

jaunty path
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People have had their fucking nuts torn off by k9 units, imagine how bad cyber dogs can fuck you up

little marten
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Ok kettle is boiled

gloomy tartan
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I wouldn’t fight a cyber dog if he stole my mc chicken

brazen pelican
gloomy tartan
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Let that mf have it he earned it

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He served his time

gloomy tartan
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I mean you would go into shock yeah

dry bay
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an augmented police k9

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No thanks

gloomy tartan
#

A go pro on a cyber dog would be legendary

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Imagine the live streams

elder oasis
# ocean widget yeah ones a dog ones a lobotomite

Its even darker when you read the stories that show they arent all lobotomites.

Its not often, but servitors every once in awhile regain a strange form of sentience.

Admech even use violent criminals in their battle servitors due to them believing their violent nature can bleed through

gloomy tartan
#

What about the guys who become double a batteries to power the mechs

ocean widget
#

people can heal from being lobotomised

gloomy tartan
#

That seems like a fair trade

little marten
#

toilet servito regains sentience 💀

jaunty path
tall grove
gloomy tartan
ocean widget
gloomy tartan
#

Why would you hurt a cyber dog tho

jaunty path
#

charging at you

little marten
#

maybe its being a little shit

wispy wadi
#

In Rouge Trader your Arbites companions Cyber mastif bites off the Vox masters hand when she tried to give it a treat. Very neat lil "hey captain we got a thing happening"

short oar
#

"Youe mastyff left a shin bone in my bunk"

little marten
#

so u gotta kick the cunt

ocean widget
little marten
#

(ive never hurt a dog)

tall grove
jaunty path
#

Probably need armor piercing just to kill the thing

brazen pelican
jaunty path
#

This thing is running at you in the midst of a fire fight

elder oasis
gloomy tartan
#

Cunt punt is a technique taught in the guard

jaunty path
#

its made to survive

ocean widget
short oar
elder oasis
gloomy tartan
#

If a cyber dog is charging at your face you probably made other mistakes in life before that point

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Just start playing creed music out loud and accept your fate

little marten
#

violence begets violence

short oar
elder oasis
#

One servitor was central to a slave revolt that caused the crew to negotiate the most horrific and evil thing possible from the admech.

To have basic workers rights!

gloomy tartan
#

What did they do to them?

jaunty path
elder oasis
#

Its as if the slaves stolen from their homes didnt understand that dying horribly in a reactor is a gift from the machine god

little marten
#

women ey, am i right!!

ocean widget
gloomy tartan
#

Is a lobotomy like doing new game plus on dark souls?

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Same everything but harder?

elder oasis
ocean widget
gloomy tartan
#

So it’s basically playing on new game plus

ocean widget
#

if you want a POV view of getting a lobotomy bioshock infinites burial at sea has a good one

gloomy tartan
#

Damn anyone who has a lobotomy and still plays the game is a badass

#

We all got a skill issue needing brains that weren’t fucked with

tall grove
jaunty path
gloomy tartan
gloomy tartan
#

Don’t scramble brains

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Blow them up with a bolter

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Do you think the ogryn and the cyber dogs fight over food?

pine cedar
tall grove
elder oasis
#

At least one ogryn personality is scared of the dog

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The other wants it

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Idk about the third

gloomy tartan
#

Chainsword is like pouring dopamine in my bloodstream

short oar
jaunty path
ocean widget
short oar
#

Nruh

jaunty path
#

wait its not heresy to drink the blood of heretics right

gloomy tartan
#

Didn’t the guy who made tnt get a Nobel prize ?

neon agate
ocean widget
#

alfred nobel made the nobel prize chris

tall grove
ocean widget
#

also it was called dyanmite

jaunty path
#

plus corpse starch definitely contains heretics sooo

gloomy tartan
#

Dynamite is so great

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It’s red so you know it explodes

ocean widget
gloomy tartan
#

No I only eat Cadian raised corpse starch

ocean widget
light nymph
gloomy tartan
#

It exploded

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Hate us cuz they ain’t us

jaunty path
light nymph
#

i saw dynamite being said and i just remembered i have this gif in my emotes

#

shoutouts to blood

somber stream
#

”oh my gosh, i only eat Cadian, is this cadian? Im a Cadian eater”

gloomy tartan
#

Why would we eat heretics tho

#

Doesn’t that mean we’re all a little corrupted?

#

From eating the stank ass heretics?

light nymph
#

its complicated

gloomy tartan
#

Or does turning it into corpse starch just fix that

tall grove
gloomy tartan
#

Idk how corpse starch is made

light nymph
#

i think the starch process filters everything out

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its made in ancient factories nonstop with a lotta grinders and fire

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so your standard 40k industrial underhive setting

gloomy tartan
#

Fire fixes everything

#

I guess that’s acceptable then

light nymph
#

i think only really necromunda hired gun has fully depicted a corpse starch category

#

and its a broken down half working one

gloomy tartan
#

It’s not like we eat chaos spawn or the nurgle guys

tropic halo
#

I was paid by the government

tropic halo
light nymph
#

but the imagery of mountains of body bags buried into the rotting ground waiting to be fed into infinite grinders and incinerators

gloomy tartan
#

So we only eat like the scabs?

#

Corpse starch is strictly humanoid corpses ?

tropic halo
#

U never know

#

Maybe they’re aeldari

gloomy tartan
#

Why did you all make me start pondering this

tropic halo
#

The salamanders would probably host a barbecue

light nymph
#

we should asks orks

gloomy tartan
#

I was eating my corpse starch care free

light nymph
#

they know what everything tastes like

gloomy tartan
#

Now I’m wondering if it’s that sniper I shot that’s in my corpse starch

light nymph
#

DONT MAKE ME THINK OF THOSE STEAK NUGGETS

#

they got the texture of like blood sausage

elder merlin
light nymph
#

like a gelatinous mass of mystery meat

#

cut to look kinda like steak

gloomy tartan
#

It’s sponsored by darktide

elder merlin
tall grove
light nymph
#

their curly fries are bananas

#

but other than that uh

#

there are better options for everything

gloomy tartan
#

fries are one of the god emperors gifts

#

They come in many forms like all the colors of the rainbow

light nymph
#

like i can get a rueben with a quarter pound of corn beef and all the appropriate ammount of toppings for the same price from my regional deli

#

instead of the incredibly sad arbys rueben

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which is a crime to me

gloomy tartan
#

But Arby’s makes you feel like your in Warhammer when you eat the steak nuggets

light nymph
#

the rueben sandwhich is like

#

the greatest sandwich of all time to me

gloomy tartan
#

Did a guy named Reuben make the first Reuben ever?

#

Or did someone name it after their friend Reuben

light nymph
#

i mean do you know the story of a croque monsieur

#

its about a guy who made a sandwich out of a guy

gloomy tartan
#

That’s neat

light nymph
#

but i dunno about the rueben

#

guess i never thought about it

gloomy tartan
#

What would the god emperors sandwich be made of?

#

every cut of meat known to man?

light nymph
#

a guy named reuben kulakofsky

gloomy tartan
#

Great last name iconic

light nymph
#

a lithuanian immigrant to america in the early 20th century

#

another case of food culture being built out of necessity and limited availability

#

story is that he worked at a hotel and made sandwhiches from what was available

gloomy tartan
#

That’s a nice story good for that guy

twin flower
#

Morning gents

gloomy tartan
#

Wake up and smell the ogryns

twin flower
#

👃 smells like old boiled cabbage and stail protein powder

tropic halo
#

I unlocked the plume helmet for arbitrator

#

Am happy

#

🥳

twin flower
#

🎊

brazen pelican
little marten
#

🙈

elder merlin
#

Hatactical Miku

gloomy tartan
#

Tactical plume

little marten
#

tactical legume

wicked kayak
#

tactical accumen

light nymph
#

you know what they say about bigger plumes

#

bigger dog

gloomy tartan
#

When did we stop wearing plumes as a society #bringbackplumes

light nymph
#

not too long ago

gloomy tartan
#

Give the cyber dogs a plume too

wicked kayak
#

I still can't believe the new class is Randy Quaid's character in the Terminator (1984)

vivid sequoia
#

I have a tummy ache ;~;

gloomy tartan
twin flower
#

Its a nurgling

vivid sequoia
#

Please... Put me out of my misery...

gloomy tartan
#

Drink Red Bull and Mountain Dew Baja blast and melt that nurgling

light nymph
#

i do not remember which guy was randy quaid in that

gloomy tartan
#

Tea probably would work

light nymph
#

was he the guy who goes back

gloomy tartan
#

To the future?

light nymph
#

i havent seen terminator in like 5 years

gloomy tartan
#

Notice how I’m terminator one he wears hobo pants the entire movie?

dry bay
#

new class is unlocked for me on dt

#

its another vet

vivid sequoia
gloomy tartan
#

And Sarah Conner fell in love with a man in hobo clothes

light nymph
#

he had to get some man

gloomy tartan
#

Skull issue for all of us who can’t find love in non hobo clothes

light nymph
#

being naked is a challenge

twin flower
#

hobo pants and a six pack

gloomy tartan
#

He was in a mall he could of stolen new clothes lmao

formal mortar
#

My birthday suit is phenomenal

gloomy tartan
#

He had so many chances to get not homeless man clothes

#

He kept the hobo fit to his grave

#

Man was consistent

#

He liked hobo pants and trench coat

#

Stank be damned

ocean widget
gloomy tartan
#

So with a six pack people ignore if you have hobo pants

#

This is the lesson?

formal mortar
#

The lesson is be a robot

gloomy tartan
#

But robots can’t take stims

#

I wanna take stims

formal mortar
#

They can take stims, just different kind

twin flower
#

motor oil in a syringe

gloomy tartan
#

Robots leak oil

formal mortar
#

Take like a 190 proof alcohol

#

Bump up them rpms

gloomy tartan
#

A robot can gamble but can it get gambling addiction like an organic? I think not

twin flower
#

Do they need to gamble in the first place

#

money would prolly be below them at that point

formal mortar
#

Pretty sure Terminator just busts down doors like the Kool-Aid man and takes what he wants

twin flower
#

It wants your jacket, your pants and your boots

formal mortar
#

At least he was left with his underwear

summer crow
#

last thing a reject hears before being abandoned on tertium is asking what size their shoes are

#

too much drip

#

very awkward wording im better than this

gloomy tartan
#

Imagine a terminator sees you and your friend and takes your friends clothes instead of yours

formal mortar
#

There is an ogryn out there collecting all the little ones boots

gloomy tartan
#

And that’s how you learn that you got no drip

formal mortar
#

So he can make some boots out of those boots

twin flower
#

he can have mine

summer crow
gloomy tartan
#

Cheetah print ass boots

twin flower
#

TAKE MY BOOTS

formal mortar
#

Somewhere, out there, beyond the smoke filled sky

twin flower
#

NooooOooo

formal mortar
#

If we get some cheetah print boots I'm buying them to go with my ogryn's cheetah print pants

#

Oh wait, that'd be the same cosmetic slot

gloomy tartan
#

Hey do all the rejects just nap on the floor between missions?

formal mortar
#

Hmm...

tropic halo
formal mortar
#

I assume they have some kind of living quarter

twin flower
#

some cramped bunk beds

gloomy tartan
twin flower
#

I mean

gloomy tartan
#

Like are all the ogryns together? All the psykers?

formal mortar
#

Depends

#

I think ogryn would have to be separate

gloomy tartan
#

The one veteran in a bunk room full of ogryn

twin flower
#

Id prolly stay away from the psyker group lmao

formal mortar
#

Psykers just casually inviting you to their coven since you walked into their dorm

silver hill
#

The psykers must have some horrible night terrors

gloomy tartan
#

It’s scarier if it’s not class separated

elder merlin
#

I cant imagine the psyker living quarters are all that great, considering what everyone thinks of them

gloomy tartan
#

Imagine the horror combos

formal mortar
#

Nah, I don' tthink of psykers

gloomy tartan
#

We probaly trade stuff between eachother like it’s prison

formal mortar
#

Ignorance is strength

gloomy tartan
#

Hey zealot I’ll trade you a grenade for candle etc

twin flower
elder merlin
twin flower
#

waste of a nade

tropic halo
#

How hard is damnation difficulty for a level 29 arbitrator?

gloomy tartan
#

It’s not like I pay for them

#

I get a free one every 60 seconds

formal mortar
#

It's quite easy

twin flower
#

Shih, you right

lethal solstice
formal mortar
#

Once you know how to play

twin flower
#

Vets a grenade factory

lethal solstice
#

Its either impossible or sleepfest

gloomy tartan
#

The god emperor feeds vets grenades every 60 seconds

formal mortar
#

It's honestly a cakewalk most of the time

gloomy tartan
#

It’s how we know he loves us

formal mortar
#

Your only real danger is trappers

gloomy tartan
#

Even if we run out of ammo we can become a human shrapnel grenade

formal mortar
#

Hound can't save you from trappers

silver hill
#

Would veterans crash the trading economy by making grenades worthless?

gloomy tartan
#

What would we spend it on though?

#

Most expensive thing we would want is a tank

lethal solstice
silver hill
#

Fair enough

gloomy tartan
#

It’s not like the veterans would even want more than stims and Maybie alcohol and smokes. And ammo and grenades.

elder merlin
rustic gate
#

Me giving the local ogryn 700 boom rocks

lethal solstice
formal mortar
#

I dunno, my vet prints infinite grenades

#

Then again he always has a demand for them

wicked kayak
#

you can't affect offer if there's none left by the end of the mission

gloomy tartan
#

We don’t sell grenades we just trade them I think

#

Makes most sense to just go here I just printed one give me that corpse starch

#

It’s not like any one hoards grenades

formal mortar
#

Me with my nade stash under my bunk

#

Come back from a mission and my bunk is gone

#

Along with several others staregryn

gloomy tartan
#

hides ogryn sized grenade pile taking half of the living quarters space

little marten
#

is elton john the rocketman or does he refer to the rocketman

gloomy tartan
#

He is the rocket man referring to rocket men as a whole

silver hill
#

How many grenades do you reckon you would need to give an ogryn before they gave up their rations?

little marten
#

who are the rocketmen

gloomy tartan
twin flower
#

Give em the whole box

gloomy tartan
#

Ain’t one of the ogryn personality’s happy to share rations?

twin flower
#

Wasnt their one grenade just the box of nades they throw at enemies kekw

formal mortar
#

The song is about an astronaut

#

But iirc The Rocket Man is a nickname for Elton John as well

#

Because of said song

gloomy tartan
#

Nvm I’m thinking of the ogryn saying, They say being greedy with rations is okay but not greedy with ammo.

#

wait no one ogryn voice line he offers rat meat to a squad mate

little marten
#

elton john hasnt been to space

gloomy tartan
#

So probably not too many grenades to share his rat

formal mortar
#

Both he and Taupin wrote the song

gloomy tartan
#

Space has been to Elton John

little marten
#

i never watched the movie actually

formal mortar
#

It's just a story

silver hill
#

maybe 4 for the rat but 40 for some good rations

little marten
#

but im fairly confident he hasnt been to space

gloomy tartan
#

I bet the psykers room smells

formal mortar
#

Yeah he hasn't been I'm sure

#

But also his song Pinball Wizard

#

Just another story

little marten
#

how can he be the pinball wizard if i am the pinball wizard

formal mortar
#

Have you seen the movie Tommy?

little marten
#

nah

#

whats it about

gloomy tartan
#

Does pinball exist in Warhammer?

wicked kayak
#

there's several pinball wizard jurisdictions

brazen pelican
little marten
#

im actually average at best at pinball i dont know why i pretended i was a wizard sorry team

twin flower
#

pinball?

formal mortar
#

It's a movie based off of The Who's album called Tommy

#

It's just like one big ass music video

gloomy tartan
little marten
#

who?

silver hill
#

orks would probably play pinball but with grenades and stuff

gloomy tartan
#

Doesn’t rock paper scissors exist?

fossil oasis
tropic halo
formal mortar
gloomy tartan
#

Ain’t there a line about it in game? But it’s sniper knife something

#

I think it’s a arbites or veteran line I forget

twin flower
little marten
twin flower
#

Its one of the dialogues with the arby iirc

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah it was knife rifle and then grenade or something

twin flower
#

I like how the Arby just says you already lost

#

cuz I brought a BATTLE TANK

gloomy tartan
#

I was surprised my cadian wanted to play a game

#

Usually they just wanna kill things

gloomy tartan
#

Their ill show you mine if you show me yours line with arbites also made me laugh

formal mortar
little marten
#

Sometimes I like to play the role of a mental lichtor

brazen pelican
little marten
#

Skulking from the shadows and leaping out with L takes

tropic halo
#

We failed the mission because it had a time limit

little marten
tropic halo
#

😓

formal mortar
#

Do it faster next time

brazen pelican
silver hill
#

when?

little marten
fossil oasis
#

What

gloomy tartan
#

Fast as fuck boi

fossil oasis
#

Huh?

brazen pelican
twin flower
#

Wuh

tropic halo
formal mortar
#

What happens when you run out of time though? Does it just say mission failed or is there a cinematic?

silver hill
#

who am I?

twin flower
#

But who is Gamora

fossil oasis
#

Idk

formal mortar
#

I haven't run out of time so I dunno

tropic halo
formal mortar
#

Oh that's cool

little marten
gloomy tartan
#

Oh your doing the train?

#

That’s fun

tropic halo
gloomy tartan
#

Tomas the ied engine

tropic halo
#

The game set me up

brazen pelican
# little marten When

Had fun, scheduled for OW tomorrow with the irl friends, but after 22.00 your time, it's a bit of a tossup. ♥

twin flower
#

Weakness

gloomy tartan
#

The game set you up and watched it play out

little marten
#

I have the organisational skills of a turnip so

tropic halo
#

What’s the best ability for arbitrator?

brazen pelican
tropic halo
#

Im using the bash but I dunno if it’s as good as the shield thing

brazen pelican
little marten
#

Power axe buff

tropic halo
#

25th november

twin flower
#

Werent they adding a new class in SM2 as well

brazen pelican
little marten
#

I was actually playing up till arc raiders came out so I shook the rust off by game 3

tropic halo
#

Techy boi

little marten
twin flower
tropic halo
#

SM2 im good at

#

Darktide scary tho

fossil oasis
little marten
#

Problem with SM2 is there’s so much bullshit

brazen pelican
fossil oasis
#

Idk how to describe the power axe when I was using it except light

little marten
fossil oasis
#

They should add a power axe to Darktide