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Top tier cuisine.
I like to roll them in a little honey, butter, bbq sauce, and Sriracha when I fry them ngl
Licht how is this bizzare to you are you not german
Oh I am already making my hot dogs
Beer and onion boiled hotdogs isn’t as insane as you think lol
Beer brats are good
Sometimes I put black licorice sprinkles on my chorizos.
Sounds legit to me
Sounds like someone living the "heart attack challenge" to its fullest. I love it.
It’s just precooks the dog in a slightly tinted mixture then you throw them on the grill to get aesthetic burns
are you like 84 years old
May he die as he lived
I've lost count.
Obviously you need a girthy hotdog tho
Like to add some cheese and jalapeño to bratwurst and soak it in some beer and onions and the cook it up
Do you take constructive criticism
With every orifice plugged with tube meat
Always.
Damn dude
That sounds fucking awesome
The Ol' Montréal Steamie
I’ve got shitty salmon for dinner lol maybe I’ll get some dawgs instead
Yeah, those long and thins are just weird and feel strange in the mouth
Knock that off.
They are swedish
They are ancient. Fueled by the oils of coffee.
my wife eats a hot dog with ketchup.
I grill a kielbasa with stone ground dijon mustard on a kaiser roll with chopped red onions.
Could be worse could be a U.K. sausage this shit is vile
Like, knock the sprinkles off of the chorizo?
Square sausage is dope
Sup people's!
You missed or avoided the joke. Either way, you are correct
Yeah we have square sausage
Like stop doing that 
Why? Black licorice in Sweden is actually delicious.
lol I was in dog mode sorry brother
Speaking of square things that should be round, wombats poop cubes.
Everyone grab a limb and pull him apart
Hmmmm… hamburger steak… crispy edges lathered in gravy…
Ayeee a reward for the event. That's pretty cool!
Hamburger only good with mustard
Can't have those territorial turds rolling downhill
O:
Hey x
Someone slap the gamer
mayonnaise on a burger? Yes or No?
Hello Servoskull
They shit bricks 
Mustard mushrooms fried onions cheese and maybe something spicy
Mayonaise WOW
I am a proponent of fully loaded borgar
Pineapple rings also wild in a burger but it has to be GREASY
Henlo! :3
I despise mayonnaise most of the time
Especially bc most places here use like. A sweet mayo
Mm mm. Borgar.... 🤤
Hi sis hope you're feeling better
We talking bout' rations?
Hold on i
I am feeling better
Had a burger the other day, it was impossible to eat normally, had to use cutlery. It was delicious.
Best kind tbh
Glad to hear it! ♥
Now I want salmon. :<
Never had this but I'm intrigued
salmon burger?
Fish burger pretty good actually
SICKNESS HAS CHANGED YOU 😡
No it hasn’t.
Gotta have special condiments tho
The sister has always had strange tastes
Unless salmon burger is a thing
Hello chat
Doesn’t seem necessary
hello Chase
Hey :3

Nice crispy skin and a pan sear and you better believe a squeeze of fresh lemon
why is that skull squished?
Silly
Ai slop. However. It sounds good enough
Also. Sister riding a dreadnaught is the funni
Love lemon pepper. :3
Oh shit thanks for reminding me I’ve not had pepper for like 2 months
Heresy.
Pepper?
Yeah I just put salt on meat
Wait brits season there food? More than americans?

Even as an atheist, I can admit that the combination of lemon, pepper and fish is damn near proof of the divine.
Yeah probably
What the fuck is wro- Oh, right, you're Bri'ish.
Don’t make me crack out the portfolio
Ngl the two table shakers of pepper i have are… a couple years old…
You mean por'folio, right?
You obviously can't crack peppercorns, much less crack out a portfolio. 
Moddsssss
No that’s why hahaha I’m too much of a cheapskate to buy a second mortal and pestle and I use my main one for chai
Guys stop bullying ng. Its not like hes french
Jokes aside Nurgle can actually cook
I buy bulk black peppercorns so I can fresh grind that shit on everything lol
The French can cook.
Ew fr*nch
That would be terrible tbh
I love cooking it’s my only hobby really 😕
Eating snails isn't cooking
That's the vibe I'm getting
I also love cooking. :3
Would be hilarious if
Ng was a closet French this whole time
Who needs other hobbies when you have best hobby
You can tell by the beard
I need to learn how to cook tbh
A Belgian?
Idk what I should do first tho
Do you sometimes wear black gloves and slap your meat?
Yeah but that’s not in a kitchen environment 😈
Fake country tbh
Make lots of eggs, they are fairly cheap and good for learning your pan's thermal properties
French people are awesome.
I don't like eggs
Fair enough haha

I might learn how to get really good at cooking chicken, idk
I'm not always a fan of eggs cooked by others but I always like mine
Maybe rice
Super easy! Just practice
This is pretty good too but its less forgiving imo

Salmon can be pricy but it's really forgiving.
Also home cooking doesn’t really require much talent just a meat thermometer
If you wanna start with chicken a thermometer is a good call
I could imagine tbh. Undercooked - food poisononing. Overcooked - Uhh idk, probably not tasty
We had a french person in a while ago
Decent enough bloke
Was fighting the urge to execute order 66
Yeah chicken is lean and firms up quickly when overcooked
they helped America get started, they basically started culinary arts, they’re passionate, they could teach a lot of people a lot about how to do an effective protest… some of the best literature, philosophers.. the continued to fight when occupied.
Anti-French propaganda is some bull.
Yeag :3 I wish the kitchen had more space tho, or I had more time home alone to practise cooking
Dark meat is more forgiving, harder to fully dry out.
Ain’t that the truth my kitchen is so small
Never had Salmon but it's something I wanna try tbh, does seem pretty nice
I get overwhelmed by clutter too
If you pound it thin or butterfly it it's way easier to make sure it's cooked evenly without overcooking
Never ever?
Pink fish good
I think it's orange
/ its unserious belligering
You can start small! Technique is a huge part of it. Get a decent meat thermometer (if you eat meat) and that alone will improve a lot of results a huge amount.
Yeah half of cooking skill is organizing and planning how to do it with your equipment and space
Yeah same. Just feels like there's not enough space, especially if other people are home and want to use the kitchen
I love salmon, but it can be a pretty divisive fish, for sure.
Nope, never
Bones or funk ruin it so fast lol
A meat thermometer? Never heard of that
It's top 5 best fish there is
Yeah I love cooking because it’s like willingly confronting the chaos lol
Not quite expensive as well
No. It's salmon. The colour is literally in the name.
I like the fish that they put in batter and I have with fish and chips
Maybe start with something low effort like poached eggs?
Synchronous completion of 10+ dishes for a spread is so satisfying tho my gawd
I have sone time to kill in a min before my bus
…i need to wash my bowls
But i have no cereal so theres no point…
Instant read meat thermometer. Worth its weight in gold. Cook to temp, eat like a king.
What should I serve with my salmon
Possibly, not a huge fan of eggs tho
Wild rice and asparagus
Oh, sweet, you named a color after me; WHY ISN'T IT SILVERY LIKE MY SCALES, HUMAN?!
I’d probably have a meltdown hahaha
That is often haddock or cod, but other white fish are also used.
I love some good taters with fish.
Oh right cool. Might have to get one of those then
Steak! Although its a pricey bit of meat
I don’t cook steak unless it’s a special occasion
Nah, don't focus on appearances. It's what's inside that counts.
Makes sense, can be expensive, especially for certain cuts
Normally go potatoes and asparagussy tbf
Same, and I barely cook it. Blue rare so good. :3
I love fillet steak but it's so expensive
Old man being such a steak man that he didnt care the $8 ribeye was tough af
I’ve never had fillet steak
Yeag, I usually prefer a cod over a haddock but a lot of the time I can't tell the difference tbh
“I’m a man I love steak”
proceeds to buy steak slices
It's so good when it's done right. Never had them at home, only at restaurants but it's usually the most expensive cut on the menu
True steak lovers kidnap a cow.
My pub serves both. I prefer cod because I was raised on it, I guess.
When I got a promo I treated my dad for his birthday some Wagyu I had shipped over
That shit was insaneeee
True steak lovers eat venison. The better version of beef
Scary to cook tho we defo overcooked one of the cuts

Isn't that even more expensive that Fillet?
Call of Duty over beloved Tintin character Cpt. Haddock? You're mad.
Yeah I think so I just always gone for ribeye or something
It sounds so good but like i've only ever seen it on a restaurant menu once and it had no price next to it
Yes. It is crazy expensive.
we recovered more rashuns than destroyed
When are we getting the Nemesis mode where we play as hte moebian 6th raiding imperium compounds?
It was about £89 for one ribeye raw
I usually go Sirloin tbh. I had T-Bone once and wasn't a fan. Ribeye is decent.
Ribeye is what a lot of steak connoisseurs will argue is the best cut, especially if you’re including the deckle (or rib cap), which is admittedly delicious.
But a good filet is fantastic too, it’s totally subjective.
They sell waygu at my local grocery store for decent prices
But all beef prices are inflated currently
Nooooo, not that cod 
All are good tbf you can even do a nice rump with a good sauce
I’ve been enjoying pork chops a lot lately
Hell, a nice flank or skirt steak prepped and cooked properly is amazing too. Technique over cut any day.
Best steak I had was a fillet steak at this one steak restaurant in my city for my 1st anniversary with my partner a couple years ago. Genuinely melt in your mouth steak, it was so soft
Venison? Get out. It's pretty inferior once you've tried moose. I'm from the north and we hunted those big, ugly, tasty beasts every year growing up. Moose-stew for the win! With a pinch of dry mustard, of course.
I forgor about Rump tbh
Made some Moose-meat pepper steaks once.
Phoque yeah
It doesn't
Keep your eyes peeled for deckle/rib cap/spinalis dorsi. It’s like filet but somehow even better.
🎶 Rump sat alone on in a boggy marsh totally motionless except for her heart 🎶
Used to just be considered part of the rib eye, but they re-classified it as its own cut.
Arc is on a 7 minute timer atm
Wdym
This
Grilled cheese is also a cheap easy dish to learn pan thermals with
I really like Grilled Cheese
Do you have a favorite dish?
Discord
Chat
7 minute slowmode
That looks pretty tasty
Same! There's tons of little variations you can make to it too
EVEN BETTER
Before I learned how to chop spring onions lol

I didn't notice tbh since idk how to cut them either
I make a killer General Tao's Chicken from scratch.
No offense but the Arc discord server is filled with crybabies and freaks
Uhh, not really. It kinda depends on what i've had recently. Probably like a good steak or pizza
Chinese food is surprisingly not that bad to cook, my fav is black pepper chicken
Would be hilarious
If a mod just
Threw around an hour long slow mode
For two minutes and undo it
For the lols
"This guy shot me on a PvPvE game, I will report him!"
You do need unique ingredients for some tho
extraction game players are the MOBA players of the FPS genre.
Grilled cheese tip: use good butter on the outside of the bread. Three slices of cheese on the inside: two American, one nice robust strong flavor—a good sharp cheddar is my go to.
The lower melting point of the American means they get gooey fast, and transfer the heat to the flavor cheese in the middle so it gets nice and melted too.
That way it’s all gooey before your bread gets overdone.
this is a good tip, but if you add anything else besides cheese it is a MELT
I don't know what you mean but I will agree anyways

Pizza is a tough one to do at home since it involves fermenting dough and works better with high temp ovens but steak is a good one for home cooking imo
MOBA players are to RTS games as Extraction players are to FPS games.
Essentially
“Why isnt my tarkov clone like tarkov”
“Why does my farm simulator have guns”
Constant crying
Grill cheese elitist gatekeeper /s
Serious Eats has a killer pan pizza recipe that isnt too hard.
It's grilled cheese; You need a grill, and you need cheese.
I butter the outsides. I tend to use Chedder but cut it myself, partner uses slices of Edam I think which is interesting. I do them in the airfryer which makes them a lot crispier which sometimes makes them too dry
I tend to turn the heat down once I have a good brown on it and let it chill til whatever non American cheese starts to melt
…ive never made grilled cheese
I did a Brie, cheddar, shallot grilled cheese that was ridiculous.
Oh, didn't know you had to fermet the dough for a pizza
Arc playerbase is 50/50 of tryhards that been playing the closed test version for a long time and the friendlys that came in to the game because they saw a funny clip of someone socializing in this game
Currently on that two slices of floppy cheese and a sprinkle of Mexican blend shreddies game
You should make one. It's genuinely one of the easiest thing you could make
You don't really have to but it does help add depth to the flavor, there's some sneaky additives you can use to simulate a fermented dough. Even without much time the necessary rise is technically a ferment
tbh i still dont really understand the draw of those type of g ames but at the same time i play minecraft with keepinventory on
I would prefer to play minecraft with KeepInventory all the time but whenever I play with people (usually my partner), they keep it turned off
Extract PvPvE games?
Ohhh right, I do kinda wanna try make a pizza so that's pretty convenient
The thrill of losing items is cool
But usually my will to play the game ends when i actually lose my items
Chat GPT gave me a wicked pizza hack to keep your toppings from sliding off - glue. Adds to the flavour profile, too.
PvPvE games where "You spend fuck-all forever building up your build" "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone"
Also, I must go now. Need to shower, goin to see a band. Goodbye chat 
30 MINUTES FOR THE BUS 😡
And thank u for the cooking tips
Buses in the evening are always worst
Walk to the next bus stop?
Well normally games with character loss has you leveling up very fast
Only 1 bus route
Oh?
Don't burn it
Like tbh i just have a trust problem when it comes to people
That's normal
I'm not gonna be burning things yet. Unless it's me because i'm gonna be showering

It's either people throwing a hissy fit because they lost a match, or doomers talking about how gaming is dead because the game is not PVE or some other bullshit
Burning is Learning 
I literally saw someone complaining that a player killed him without talking first
Yeah
In a PvP game
Burning is fuckING WASTEFUL YOU DONUT
KOS always
The time for friends was launch week
I've killed many American today
What kind shower is that that is able to cook you alive
the cheese right?
I've become the very thing i stood against
THE CHEESE, RIGHT?
How does one cross the Atlantic?
Change server in setting
Idk, I could set the heating to max
What’s the connection like
My friend still tries to make peace I trios. I usually just use him as bait
“The British are coming!!”
me with a hairpin being chased into water treatment control by a rocketeer
I saved a mother fucker who got downed by a rocketeer
Said mf later shot me in the back while we were extracting
No more
I demand BLOOD
I'm hopping on arc for my 2nd time ever
Is the new rifle out yet?
Gonna see how long I can go in this game without murdering people
Energy burst
Aphelion, comes with new map
Dunno, but the Matriarch is
Idk what you are talking about
Heard it's several times bigger than a Queen
Are you high
Maybe
Maybe I should ask someone with this type of knowledge
@jaunty path I am high?
What makes you question
Are you elevated?
Yeah ur high
Why
It feels nice to be elevated
Gotta love getting some food foreplay in chat before having actual food lmao
i tried getting elevated once but the ladder slipped :<
Skaven are quite high rats thats true
I've honestly been eating something every hour since I've been awake
That's rough on the system
I think it's worms
that means your gonna die soon
You'll ruin your metabolism amongst other things if you do that
do you have like
really bad stress?
I am not a old dog
One meal is okay as long as you have a couple other snacks throughout the day and it's not too large of a single meal
my grandma did that before she died
True
how good is the vet volly fire thing
Popcorn and cookies
Is it enough?
Yes
the best vet ability
One meal a day is goated
i enjoy having breakfast
coffee and 2 bowls (no cereal)
yeah but VoC is just easier to use
He means in damage
Lots of calcium 😈
Coffee and ten cig
I shout on DEEZ
Imo yeah as long as you're not hungry afterwards
Acorns
I am hungry afterwards
Popcorn goated snack
nah shout bad would you rather have ability up 100% of the time or 30%
The tapeworm inside of you: 😘
Not really
People use tapeworms to loose weight
I'm not joking
@somber stream or @little marten do either of you have a good crosshair set up for Arc?
LOSE
Cool, I'll try that out
Louise
have you considered
Using 3 taco's to triangulate the center of your screen for your optics?
Bob

Which class should I start playing next? Vet, zealot, or psyker?
Zealot
I use default 
i dont listen to BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey im New to the sever, can anyone help me reach havoc 25?
Hasn’t failed me yet
Just need the cosmetics
Cabbit :3
Say that in a false Russian/ogryn accent. It works.
I still want to learn new classes, but Ogryn will be my main still most likely
i'd say zealot
Zealot is pretty fun
zealot is a breath of fresh air
You should play psyker to get it over with
Anything else is heretical
when you've been playing ogryn
Really good for killing monstrosities if you use certain talents
Shroudfield thammer
I guess I’ll try zealot

Zealot has some pretty strong builds that can be pretty fun
I like to use the 1 shot build
1 shot build?
Well it does suit your pfp
There is a build with a thunder hammer that lets you 1 shot most things
Well, it's not good for chaff
But you can 1 shot bosses
shroud thammer is cringe
play piety knife with the flamer and become average british person
Ohhh, yeah I have a friend who runs that
The full one shot build is unfortunately not good at much beyond one shotting
Martyrdom and Thunder Hammer
There are many nodes and perks that when combined and properly utilized lead to pretty effective monstrosity deletion.
But if you're fine with 2-3 shotting bosses you can be good at everything else too
I also like to rock relic blade sometimes
(by replacing shroudfield with fotf)
Relic Blade is fun
What personality should I go with my Zealot?
The drunk
Yup. They're great provided the rest of the team can take care of everything else, just about.
Do you like the idea of a flamer, a thunder hammer, or an eviscerator more?
Can I pick all of the above?
I find this a more than fair trade off
Each zealot personality gets unique voice lines for those weapons
Which one gets a voice line for the flamer
This is news to me wtf
Flamer is fanatic, judge is thunder hammer, eviscerator is agitator
Did they announce the new class yet?
No
Loud buzzer
Was meant to be on the 11th, delayed to 18th
Ah ok

Ong
Every class has an equivalent but I'm only familiar with the zealot ones
No, they didn't announce Hive Ganger yet, it's being announced at 18th Nov
are servers down or something?
Shouldn't be
Tbh Hive Ganger is the only thing I hope it's not
Otherwise idc what it is, i'm just excited for a new class
fire pfp btw
What should I name my Zealot?
Oh I hope it is Hive Ganger.
I'll be buying it no matter what tho
Thank you
I hope it gets super easy penances just like Arbites
I was thinking chicken parm
LMAOOOO
Imagine a zealot named chicken parm running towards the heretics
The one class that I don't want is Ratling/squat lmao
hear me out tho parm chiccen
Error code 3013?
oh god am i bouta have to do stuff to my network to fix this lmao
oh no this bouta become the weekend project
Chicken-Parmesan is a good name for a zealot, right?
Chicken-Parmecharge.
Chimken-Parm
My Ogryn’s name is Dino Nuggies too, so it fits
i vote for some rendition of this
My Ogryn is just Grug
It's definetly not gonna be a Ratling. Tbh never considered squat but also kinda don't want that
I am honestly just happy we're even getting more classes, let alone two in a year
RikoWayIBeChargin is my charge ogryn
If there's ever an Aeldari I might name it Shuriken-Parmesan.
Hive Ganger, Admech, Sister of battle. That's the most popular 3 atm I think.
One character too long
Cold Trader might be close 4th
I'm gonna play it no matter what it is because I like da game
me when
Chiken-Parmecharge. Fixed.
Personally I’m hoping for an admech
fruit punch monter
Admech seems most likely imo especially with Mechanicus 2 coming out soon and also Tech Marines in SM2
ope my bad didnt know gif's wouldnt work in here
Sister of Battle would be cool but too similar to Zealot imo
Idk what a Cold Trader is
Isn't RT slated for an admech character dlc soon too?
Not Hallowette, she's kinda hot.
Yeah it is a pattern, I still hope for my Hiver ganger with weapon customisation
I think I’ll just stick with Chicken-Parmesan
They got an arby in RT right around when we did
AND MOMMY HADRON
If anything i see them going ad mech with heavy axe for space marine 2 tie in since they are getting tech marine and heavy axe soon. Being that arbiter was a rogue trader tie in
im hoping for duel wielding gangers i keep hearing about but a tech priest could be favorable
dont forget
They sell/trade Xeno's Technology
Hallowette > Kayex > Hadron.
Not sure, possibly
Don't let big boi see this haha
More Hadron for you.
Would be kinda cool ig
I just wanna see Meltas in the game tbh
Imagine one of their abilities would be a high dmg dot necron blaster
Kinda person thats sells stuff that would normally get you reduced to your base particals
@low hemlock big boi, obliterate this tyranid
At least in the imperium
Puts on Santa Costume.
I think more like Dark Eldar, Elder weapons, Orks weapons, Genestealers etc, necrons could be too, but it would be a overkill lol
I'm here to give out rations to all the nice Ogryns.
Gimmie
i do think that since the Adeptus Arbites are in the game the most obvious choice would be either Gangers,Tech mechanicus or Sisters Of battle but i think the most possible rn is a tie between tech priests and gangers
I’ve heard people talk about wanting a genestealer class
oh that could be awesome
It's already in game, it's zealot
Me please
Not sure GW would greenlight it.
how do you mean?
Did you see them? they're not humans
yippppe :3
No human should run that fast with a knife
they just didnt want me to play my arbiter i picked my psyker, and it worked first try lmaooo
These arc raids get my heart pumpin
Old gamer knowledge that you run faster with a knife, though?
That magic is from the Source engine warp paradox
Sounds tasty.
Ofc Slaanesh would like it
I like many things. Very often I like it too much.
little bit too much, just lil bit
im not finding anything that could link them to be genestealers but i also may not know where to look still pretty new to the fandom lol loving it tho
First time i've heard someone refer to Warhammer as a fandom
I was mememing lol. But I don't see how Genestealer abhuman could work
The many armed Emperor embraces all his little hive gangers.
We're pretty loose gang, but inviting xenos?
oi
Orange Stim class reveal soon.
True. Xenos on the Mourningstar? Unheard of!
wait the arbites were called in because we found genestealers on the ship? when did that happen
the arbites came because of a lack of tithe
I PLEAD THE FIFTH!
not because of genestealers
Some Drukhari merc collecting toxin samples, telling you. To the warp with all the AdMech Cope. I need "Oi Knifeears, stop trying to poison my food"
I thought it was because the Inquisition weren't doing a good enough job of getting the chaos cult under control
which causes a lack of tithe
chaos worshippers dont pay the tithe
Oh right
This is true, fuck the IRS.
Arbites follow smell of money. If Moeny isn't flowing, they will find you.
tithe = taxes
That's their number 1 priority. Getting monies
i think everyone knew that gears
Get money, become shadow wizards
How many Tau takeovers could work out of they just budget in the tithe.
get your bread up or keep your head down energy lmao
I was joking and honestly never knew what the tithe is
Many I reckon lol
But the Tithe isn't simply ''money''
Good thing I'm an Arbitraitor myself.
Tithe includes people, materials, weapons etc
taxes in 40k universe is insane

So you didn't pay up.
Bodycam off Arbitors.
As an Arbitraitor, I'll handle this one. ..oOwOo..
pay the empire its money biatch
The Arby DLC in Rouge Trader has a nice showcase of the Tithe
You guys turn yours on?
ewwww
free game on the ubislop launcher
Mine's been "malfunctioning" for a while now. :3
crime scene cleaner is goated
but police brutality is funny enough
thats what every arbites fan say
But it's funny
comedy is subjective
Well maybe not to you simply, it's okay
Yeah ive seen too many arbites called "bodycam off" or some variation of it that makes it not funny anymore
Seen it far too much
Also way too many judge dredds
Where the chuck Norris arb when you need em
Damn someone got netted at the end of a run as the elevator was closing and got dragged out of it
Do you know who Arbites is based off?
Yeah
Next you will say there is too many Princess Mastifs
I see Princess' less than I see Judge Dredds
I was in a lobby with 2 people called Dredd
Idc if thats what they're based off of, theres too many and people are uncreative
I just went for my arb jekyll and Hyde
Darktide players share a braincell, what do you expect
Dog-Denier and Not-a-Dog
Well that's true, but also you don't need to be ''creative'' to simply have fun and good time
I bet the person making that judge dreadd name, was having silly grin and being happy lol
My arbites is Shaggy and dog is Scooby
have you ever seen a severus?
Jolly blockfodder breaking
Didnt see anyone called that until I started playing Arbites and then I saw like 4
People need to read the Dredd comics and be other judges
For arbites? No?
score
Mine are DeathStarter and BarkVader
Thats pretty good
Severus-Zachariah and Kable
American pd
We would have Judge Death then xD
Mine is Montag and MechanicalHound, no one's taking that shit people don't read books these days
Thats cool tbh
it took 3 hours of pondering and remaking the character when thought of lmao
Grudge and Cupcake
Twinkle and toes
My dog is Koromaru because he's the best boy
I think the most interesting names I've seen were ogryns
Might rename my arbites tbh
Oh yeah Ogryn names are always good
Saw one with ticklegooner last night in havok
Was blessed

I had someone in mourningstar lobby chat say something truly unhinged
I just mrow in mourning star lobbies
Same tbh :3
I just called my ogryn Wobbles
My sister called her bearded ogryn PrincessSarah
My Ogryn isn just called Simon
But the dude is apparently either rp’ing or genuinely serious and I don’t know which is worse
mines alexei
Ogryn and Zealot are my only classes with non-unique names
like big russian bear
If its actually bad just report them
I got an ogryn who's pale and hairless and his name is "Great Clean One"
My psyker is meowskullsfeet and I low-key miss playing them 💔
I mean… it wasn’t slurs or anything byt it was still genuinely something a psychopath would say
My psyker is Psykerpath
Mine is Biscuit
Then what was it
And if it was bad
Report them anyway
Thsts peak tbh
The cats in the cradle
You lose nothing if you false report
Oh?
I could be your guardian angle, or your worst twisted cyclepath
If you were an angle you'd be an acute one
how do you do fellow rejects
How obtuse of you 😳

Only felt right!
Would you guys eat chocolate in chariles factory
nay
Why
I would
Unlimited flavor
i have a suspicion mr wonka violates several human's rights declarations
might be a grudge though
Dude's chocolate has probably been on the floor.
I'm not saying no, I'm just saying ew
Mr Wonka showed me his chocolate factory 😍
you clearly haven't seen meat canyon 
there's a new bee species, apparently
have you seen how many osha violations that factory has
it has cute little horns
not to mention a fat kid was in the chocolate river
Wonka's factory violates numerous health and safety regulations I think
Its an osha nightmare
motherfucker there is no think there just is
And an fda nightmare
Fun police is here 🙄
OSHA is for people with human rights, the little freaks he employs barely make the cut
Those orange little freaks
Skittle coloured ratlings
i shouldnt be laughing so hard at this lmao
Oh yeah that kid drowned in liquid shit yeah
What a death
half the rights*
(Not dead but its funny)
||Turn on the bodycams it’s movie night tonight||
His exact words
Little edgy yeah
Lucifer bees
oh thats not that bad hella edgy tho
Osha literally only exists to oppress corporations and bosses
THIS IS THE LEXATRON SPEAKING
hm.. might've come out wrong, I meant the oompaloompas
Going back to sleep. The chocolate factory topic had better not affect my dreams
good night
You're gonna dream of the chocolate factory
its contaminated with nurgle stims
sleep well, don't let the bugs bite too much
Nurgle and Tzeentch must be major stakeholders in the place
nurgle owns 30% of Willy Wonka's shares, i bet

would be too much to handle for our rejects
I dont think he has investors tbh. Hes probably just friends with nurgle and tzeentch
Would y'all eat a nurg burg?
Ecoli
Nah
depends
is it gooner context or ration context?

Uh
What would even...
Gooner context?

I don't want to comprehend the answer
No.
The splurg burg from nurg
privatize speaking rights IMMEDIATELY
Don't shout on vox!
I'd like to question what references are those but I'm afraid I might get arrested by arbies
Come again?
my beloved told me to run and hide
please do come again, i promise i'm not with the inquisition and that the tempestus scions aren't waiting outside to immediately execute you on the spot
Go outside and danse right now
the god-emperor, of course
Oh some psyker is hearing voice of our God Emperor? That's cute points Las pistol
reminder that one of the duties of the ecclesiarchy is to investigate such visions
as well as hunting down religious relics and the such
What is Gen chat's favorite cheese?
Blueberry swiss
dubliner
:3
I haven't had this before, sounds interesting
swiss is nice too
I got it once at a fancy cheese shop and never again 💔
... I'm imagining this as swiss with a blueberry in each hole but I know it doesn't work like that lol
Was drifting off to sleep, then my stupid brain was like "each Darktide class represents a different mental disorder"
Hmmmm
It was moreso marbeld into the cheese itself
Each class represents the 7 deadly sins

Is famine considered a sin
7 darktide classes confirmed
Gluttony is
Aw
Gluttony is
Famine is one of the 4 horseman
Hm
That makes me wonder how much of a factor disease was on the battlefield during the world wars
Trench foot go brrrr
And how much of the casualtys are actually from illness
Trench foot never goes away low-key
Yikes lol
We going to have funny incidents on mourning star with all those rations saved
We get a funny keychain and that's it
Took ages for my feet to be normal again after athletes foot ngl
Aint never goin barefoot at a public pool again
Wet socks mmmm
Space Hulk style mission against neverending waves of poxwalkers you say..
Don't go near bathrooms, ungoldy sounds inside
Or locker room miss me with that shit
Sefoni kinda...😍
Never thought a caidian would say that
Yeah
We know
Gotta try Oryx or Axis my guy
Far superior to any beef from the store
Chocolate factory
sefoni is a baddie
Yummy chocolate, where?
undisputable
You tell me
if the god emperor adores her, then surely
I ate it. :<
Sefoni is the reason we can't have Genestealers among us... unless she is helping them.
Do you think Sefoni is salty about Grendyl putting her in a jar?
Like some warp pickle
can the shovel be used for damnation veteran builds

plays a bit funny
It can be used for every difficulty
Just don't ask if it's good and you'll be fine
They should make Havoc go up to 1000 and every spawn is just a monstrosity
that'd be easier than current havoc ngl
4 stealth thammers
because like
I am not allowed to confirm nor deny.
or fotf thammers
With 50% refund on backstab Shroudfield kill against monstrosities
sounds like just replacing normal mobs with rager like mobs and all regular gunners are plasma gunners kekw
i havent struggled with plasma gunners recently
They are basically a joke
I mean they're not as bad as first launch
Launch plasma was a ride
tho they can be sneaky sometimes
When you hear just 5 plasma guns charge up and think "Yes, finally shout vet get's what we deserve"
i cant lie
as a psyker main, I felt like I was on a firing squad without shield
something annoyed me about the plasma gun vet meta
just seeing that and the sabre
thematically
it just annoyed me
remove ds from veterunt
It sucks peepeepoopoo
The only viable vet weapons are plasma and duelling sword
Cole
In all difficulties
actually just remove ds
me when i lie
ngl I'd rather they removed DS on vet and zealot just like it originallyw as
COMBAT BLADE 🗣️
C'mon Cole stop misinforming people
than take away dclaw's identity
chaxe 🗣️
i used to stand by the chainaxe
Chaxe on it's way to get stuck on basic poxers and get me killed
I have yet to try the "new" DS with the parry
oh wait they removed that
Then give nothing to dclaw
Lmao

its more of a single target dclaw in my perspective
I haven't touched chaxe since Hadron could brick weapons and set you back 10 hours of progress
You need to update your perspective ngl
I wish I could use the Chainsword on vet but the attack speed is so high it kinda breaks on Xbox and stops connecting hits? 
I'm a smaul (smell) enthusiast and you can't remove my mediocre to bad weapon from me
achtually it's ok against flak on zealot

Zappy stick go brrr
its fine on flak zeal, its just it didn't catch up to the HP buff on other elites
Yeah you smell, all right
Something about sliding+special on a single crusher makes me feel powerful
Despite how bad that is
D claw d claw
i claw on the d until i parry???
Trying to max out every weapon, Veterans shot pistol is insanely good
I'm trying to decide if I should ask you for help hunting ASS or if I am too tired for gaming. :>
Maybe it's because the elites that got buffed are wearing flak
And dclaw is horrible for flak
Most pistols shoot 🫡
laspistol is good for anyone I think. I use it on psyker now instead of columnus
At least the good ones!
And flak cleave damage distribution is horrible as well
Nah, the stub pistol
ah those have been fine for a while now.
Insta killing every special enemy
I think at most it has been stable for a long time
Think the bigger issue with most old meh to good weapons that weren't buffed is the enemy buffs made them mediocre to bad depending on breakpoints
Because the parry received lots of buffs
So it'll take yet another ROUND of rebalances because we keep getting powercrept
i love powercreep!
whats funny about this is that the power creep wont stop coz alot wants to be the carapace killers, only few would play support
support veterans rise up
Trauma users on their way to wish they looked half as cool as conflag Sienna
I’m about an hour from the pc if that effects anything
Just gonna have some pudding and let that settle
Issue is trauma doesn't have as much flair as conflag Sienna despite been mechanically quite similar
Hmm, we'll see. I just had dinner so that might be making me tired, as well. :3
I unironically think that the next paid class will be a dedicated support
Fire>Blue nonsense
trauma with that armor reduction on enemies is just chjef's kiss
helps alot
Because
Roger that
Yes, but it doesn't FEEL good
Delicious nacho biomass. :3
Let us digest
I got blown up by a rocket right as I escaped 
Well, I had minced meat and a ton of veggies with it. And cheese.
The numbers in me demand I keep been a debuff/cc stick psyker
But the dopamine addict seeks melee psyker with taxe to break yet another mouse
Ohhh like a taco bowl kinda thing
lovely corpse starch with a side of algae for dinna', as is the usual down in sweet home tertium
Yeah, pretty much. :3
You have biomass? ..oOwOo..
Gonna copy you and get that for the weekend
I actually feel good about it. there are days I play trauma+brittleness with smite and shield.
just pure support since psykenetic blocking does wonders with 3 curios and ally support
That and hotdogs
Do it, it's fucking delicious. I ate way too much. :<
HARD MODE KARNAKS ON DAMNATION
I actually wore down 2 controllers for playing a lot of yellow tag veteran
Try the easymode strat.
In a cockless realm
Wins every time.
Have you tried conflag sienna? Same concept, but so much more flair in animation and effects
Helps that skaven are much better than the Moebian 6th in my opinion
More character
I'm still trying to get this one, unfortunately the team I originally played with capped at dif 3. we have fun sometimes, I just help them in missions
Ask Ainz for help.
Can't wait to play DT on December 2nd and live out my ad mech dreams.
Then leave 2 days later becauser every game ever gets updates too
nah the new class is a citizen who hurls items at enemies and feeds allies with rations kekw
The new class is actually Metal Gear Snake with extra thicc ass checks.
!
Me irl
I am him
Sargeant Major Morrow, I'm trying to [Infiltrate] but I'm dummy thick and it keeps aggroing the poxxers
Better hope no crab enemies appear
Has there been any word on if we're getting additional operative slots with the new class?
@little marten if I'm too tired to tryhard Darktide I could help you get some yellow armoury data in SM2. ♥
Wait there’s another new class ?
If you have double classes you are a hoarder

My best guess would be Skitarri
Never heard of.
So when you google mechanicus art
Why'd i come back to "cockless realm"
No where near as numerous but they get better equipment by virtue of being mechanics
They are not treated very well
You mean I can build my own femboy Skitarii?
Why is that the first thing that comes to your filthy mind
😶🌫️
skitari are filthy?
And reclaimators get sent to places like atoma and have connections to the inquisition
Well they aren’t really allowed to own anything
So yeah probably
Have you even looked at his her its name
Did you have a stroke or did I ?
Yes
Yes
Stroking the tide
Why can I smell burnt toast
Smooth forgot the word "their" 
Thud*
The fuck do you even use their in genders for
"their name"
Team Reclaimator
It
You use their when referencing someone in general


