general-chat

[grizzled plover]

Evi is great but tbh elic tends to overshadow it

[thorny cave]

I can’t get into thammer. I suck either it’s horde clear

[grizzled plover]

hallo

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t stand evisc, don’t know what it is besides a skill issue on my part. Thammer just feels so much more fun to use.

[ocean widget]

Yeah
Its either a delay, admech, ganger or DN

[grizzled plover]

FOR THE GOAT EMPEROR

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

[tame viper]

Kroot

[tall grove]

I will not tolerate this heavy evi slander

[grizzled plover]

New class is one of Grendyl's Daemonhosts

[hazy kestrel]

[tame viper]

New class is Grendyl in a wheelchair

[elder merlin]

[thorny cave]

Relic overshadows almost every zealot weapon outside thammer for single target dmg lol

[grizzled plover]

Yeah like how Eisenhorn had a Daemonhost bound to his service

[hazy kestrel]

IT’S RAD TO BE RADICAL! — Grendyl, probably.

[sleek harness]

Grendyl's long lost war brother

[grizzled plover]

We were all fools and forgot inquisition warbands can and do associate with chaos cults and daemons

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I know, that’s why I reacted that way

[tame viper]

New class is Kroot Kill Broker

[grizzled plover]

Eisenhorn be like "I fucking love Chaos and being an Inquisitor and these are not conflicting world views!"

[sleek harness]

I already knew that after seeing Wolfer join the Nurgle's forces because he was scared of dying on the trenches

[grizzled plover]

Wolfer lowkey a bitch if you gave me a lasgun and told me Hadron needed a hardpoint taken I'd be the first guardsman out of the trenches

[thorny cave]

Sick of seeing his homies die too

Commissar was just throwing bodies into a grinder

[sleek harness]

Human life expectancy on 40k is about 40 years long

[grizzled plover]

40 years too long when there are glorious battles to die in come on and get over the top

[thorny cave]

Yeh lol. If you are lucky

[sleek harness]

Then what is Wolfer bitching about

[grizzled plover]

I feel like the average person in 40k lives life like an industrial revolution prole with less labor protections tbh

[shy sandal]

I think that's being generous. 30 sounds about right

[grizzled plover]

And not like, the life of a screaming flesh slave

[thorny cave]

I think he’s mad because he’s got a case of the “it’s not fairs” lol

[sleek harness]

Most are in a random planet on a hivecity with no child education and health insurance

[shy sandal]

Wolfer saw the DLC teaser got delayed and decided he would rebel against Atoma for postponing the trailer for a week

[grizzled plover]

Yes, conditions akin to the industrial revolution when the cure for your baby's sniffles was cocaine

[timid hatch]

What is the next Warhammer game? Or is there one even announced? Just asking, new to the franchise and I’m currently enjoying myself within Darktide and Vermintide 2. Love everything the lore has to offer.

[dusty bramble]

Boltgun 2, Mechanicus 2, Dawn of War 4 are all coming next year

[sleek harness]

Dude we aren't getting a new L4D Warhammer type game forever

[shy sandal]

Something like that.

12 hours of work, seven days a week

[dusty bramble]

there’s also rogue trader dlc coming out next year which always adds a ton of new stuff to it

[grizzled plover]

Try Mordheim: City of The Damned and Necromunda: Underhive Wars if you enjoy skirmish games, Total Warhammer and Warhammer: Mechanicus if you enjoy strategy, Rogue Trader if you like RPGs, Inquisition: Martyr and Chaosbane if you like Diablo, SM2 and Boltgun if you like shooters.

Necromunda: Hired Gun also exists but it's not good

[ruby glade]

criminal

[light forge]

janky ahh movement

[ruby glade]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-you-speak-heresy-warhammer-40k-what-did-you-say-don't-say-that-gif-3570587536222968742

[grizzled plover]

I can only play games buggier than a modded bethesda trash heap for so long

[dusty bramble]

Hired Gun is such a silly game

[grizzled plover]

Like, the movement in Hired Gun is phenomenal

But it's an absolute slog to replay every mission repeatedly as you crash midway through even with ideal material conditions

[timid hatch]

Hell yeah, thank you!

Also @sleek harness , I knew that. I actually quite enjoy the way the games were left. I will enjoy them since they are still present and relevant. Just asking about Warhammer games I can look forward too.

@grizzled plover That’s Awesome! I can’t wait. Was actually really looking into rouge trader. Heard it has almost the same amount of depth as Baldurs Gate.
By chance what millennia does that take place in, the rise of humanity or?

[ruby glade]

true dat

[dusty bramble]

rogue trader isssss

oh god when does it take place?

[grizzled plover]

Rogue Trader takes place during Guilliman's second stint as Regent iirc

But it takes place so far away from the rest of humanity that it doesn't matter

[grizzled plover]

41st Millenium, the Eye of Terror has overtaken cadia according to the compendium

[dusty bramble]

it’s pretty self contained from the imperium, you kinda get to fuck around in your own area of space

[grizzled plover]

Rogue Traders when there's imperial law to be violated

Also if you liked Twisted Metal, Speed Freeks is really good

[dusty bramble]

rogue trader be like: i fucking love not paying taxes and getting violently involved in everything

[grizzled plover]

Space Hulk: Deathwing is also good if you've exhausted your options

[dusty bramble]

there’s also the older dawn of war games, all 2 of them

[timid hatch]

That’s pretty awesome, just started really getting into everything Warhammer 40k. I havent even touched AoS yet, so I’m glad this got me out of that shitty wow spiel. Was good for a while but I’m ready for new horizons.

[dusty bramble]

don’t

AoS isn’t worth it

[timid hatch]

Buncha Mythology bull?

[dusty bramble]

no i’m just still bitter over the old world dying

[hexed raft]

AoS replaced a much more itneresting setting

[timid hatch]

Oh, so no closure is what I get out of it 😂

[elder merlin]

[dusty bramble]

no no there’s closure

very rushed, very shitty closure

[grizzled plover]

there is no time to be lost! battle brothers! space marines, today the enemy is at our door! we know our duty and we will do it. we fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as SPACE MARINES, and we fight in the name of the EMPRAH. And if we die this day we die in glory, we die hero's deaths, but we shall not die no. It is the enemy who will taste death and defeat. As you know! Most of our battle brothers are stationed in SPACE, prepared to Deep Strike. Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be so bold and so foolish. We have placed numerous beacons allowing for multiple, simultaneous and devastating defensive Deep Strikes. The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain. We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them - We will leave NONE ALIVE. Meanwhile our ground forces will ensure full defense of our headquarters. We are the Space Marines! We are the EMPEROR'S FURY!

[dusty bramble]

the old world is what happens when GW let the players decide who wins a lore battle

[sleek harness]

Paul i brought the OG Warbond

Are you proud?

[dusty bramble]

and then proceed to watch Grimgor fucking dunk on Archeon

and kick him in the everchosen nuts

[elder merlin]

I thought you already had done that?

[tall grove]

The true canon ending

[sleek harness]

No I had more important Warbonds to unlock

[silk ermine]

I mean 40k did it and it went pretty well, totally not saying that because I'm a nid fan

[dusty bramble]

love my grimgor

[grizzled plover]

I understand that everyone loves Fantasy now but I feel like it needs to be pointed out that the reason GW canned Fantasy originally was because it was more niche than the literal Hobbit wargame at the time the End Times was being written.

[sleek harness]

Fantasy is deaf

Dead

[dusty bramble]

yeah and that’s GWs fault

[sleek harness]

Sigmar is coming

[grizzled plover]

Nobody wanted Fantasy until TW2 came out

[dusty bramble]

Fantasy was being literally propelled into media by TW2

[timid hatch]

Any of you guys have army’s? Been thinking bout siding with the Tyranids for my first small Kill Squad. Unless there is any suggestions? Been also looking into the tabletop

[grizzled plover]

Orkz

[timid hatch]

That would be my second choice. 👌

[grizzled plover]

I love Orkz

Especially Blood Axes

[dusty bramble]

Necrons my beloved

[silk ermine]

Thinking about expanding my Leviathan box Nids into a full army

[timid hatch]

Damn Sick! Anybody battle anyone and take some W’s? On tabletop of course.

[grizzled plover]

Anyways they gave Fantasy a second lease at life and it still isn't selling so

[modest flume]

Kommandos ftw

[silver mango]

I wish I was at home playing darktide

Those heretics won't kill themselves

[somber stream]

Bread sounds mighty fine for today

[elder merlin]

The incendiary breaker was once the de facto gun for terminids

[sleek harness]

That shit was the meta?

Unbelievable

[somber stream]

Fire worked differently back then

1 touch from a fire pellet and it light up anything

[sleek harness]

I know

They nerfed it with the Coyote

[long trench]

Wait, did they nerf mah boi? Is the incendiary breaker no longer good?

[somber stream]

It still serves

Just not as crazy as back then

[long trench]

those were the good ol days. Just mashing left click in the general direction of bugs

even the fliers died to the breaker

[sleek harness]

It doesn't shot as many pallets as I wanted

Bad

Terrible

[somber stream]

I haven't dive for a month or so now. where's the damn update AH

[sleek harness]

I think it's coming next next week

[somber stream]

That's what i thought last week

[sleek harness]

It's going to be about Automatons and lava worlds

[somber stream]

And the week before that

[astral basin]

Lol

[sleek harness]

You just don't know much as me

[somber stream]

I've seen the leaks

[sleek harness]

Cool

[somber stream]

Interesting, i'll say

[sleek harness]

Still

[torpid turtle]

Guys why is the game running in 10 fps all of a sudden

It was fine yesterday

[sleek harness]

Paul hates it because stealth and light pen

[somber stream]

lol

Med pen user i assume?

[astral basin]

Got to lvl 70. Completed 3 bonds
Im mot mad as i could be

[sleek harness]

Yeah

@elder merlin

[elder merlin]

[torpid turtle]

Nevermind I forgot to plug in my laptop to power

[elder merlin]

I dont fuckin need stealth

[somber stream]

Well done, i'm 150 and got everything

I'm employed i swear

[sleek harness]

You will want to learn stealth for the new mission type

[astral basin]

X to doubt

[sleek harness]

Just saying

[jaunty path]

wow ur old

[somber stream]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Missus

I am old to you?

Because I am level 89

[jaunty path]

Um...

19?

[astral basin]

Xbox release wahoo
Thats been… 2 months now?

[sleek harness]

Sure

[jaunty path]

are you??

[somber stream]

Speaking of release

Seen that GabeCube?

[sleek harness]

I won't tell

[astral basin]

No licht

Atop

No more

[somber stream]

No?

Lol

I mean if you're looking for a PC alternative, but cheap

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah steam pc looks cool

[somber stream]

It's right there

[jaunty path]

I hope it runs most games like darktide

[somber stream]

Equivalent to a 4060 (laptop) i heard

[astral basin]

Gabecube you said?

[somber stream]

So it should

[jaunty path]

Oh that is fucking awesome

[elder merlin]

Dont care

[somber stream]

Yes, the new GabeCube™

[astral basin]

…laptop

[elder merlin]

Wont play the new missions

[formal mortar]

Will it have a carry handle?

[astral basin]

Lol

[somber stream]

No carry handle

But customizable

[astral basin]

Not a true cube

[somber stream]

It's a cube

[formal mortar]

GameCube still better then

[somber stream]

Cube don't have handle

[jaunty path]

How much space does it have

[astral basin]

Its a laptop

[formal mortar]

It has 7

[astral basin]

Put a dongle in it

[somber stream]

It also has a SD card slot

But im not really interested in that. The controller is what i want

[astral basin]

Roller

[jaunty path]

oh shit it can have 512gigs/2tb

Thats actually pretty cool

perfect for modern gaming...eugh

[analog marsh]

I mean 2tb is kind of mandatory for a modern gaming system, games take so much space up.

[astral basin]

What in sweet uncle sams left nut is that fucking thing

[somber stream]

2TB is more than enough imo

I bet it's about 600-700 euro

[ocean widget]

Gabecube

[astral basin]

Are those track pads?

[somber stream]

Yes

[astral basin]

Why is everything so far up

[ocean widget]

Ngl I dont think its got enough space for the next CoD

[astral basin]

Im. Im. Gonna get to work

[somber stream]

Silly looking isn't it? It will be the most comfortable controller you'll own

[jaunty path]

You can pick and chose what you download in current cod iirc

[ocean widget]

Ooh fancy, still gotta fuckin pay for everything im bettin

[jaunty path]

No shit you'll need to pay money to shoot and move forward

[ocean widget]

Paying to reload
Thank fuck that never went through

[jaunty path]

excuse me?

when?

[ocean widget]

Battlefield
Dude became EA CEO

[jaunty path]

Also you remind of of that one libertarian parody

[ocean widget]

John pastamclastname or smth

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/16idxs9/til_that_in_2011_john_riccitiello_current_ceo_of/

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

Please read this.

[analog marsh]

Well, it's probably better then a console, but worse then a dedicated gaming PC. So that price makes sense I think.

[elder merlin]

[analog marsh]

Although aren't xboxes like 600 euro now as well?

[somber stream]

It's a mini PC, basically

[wraith rain]

:3

[somber stream]

SteamOS is great

[ocean widget]

Its something
Didnt get to read much before the as usual popup blocked it

[analog marsh]

Yeah.

[jaunty path]

Fucking install a adblocker you dinosaur fuck.

[ripe tangle]

[astral basin]

When is CoD gonna release its own dedicated system that only plays cod games?

[ocean widget]

It is 4am
I am on mobile

[analog marsh]

The Cod-Box. free cod and chips with pre-order.

[ocean widget]

I'll check it later

[jaunty path]

go in ur DNS and put adguard or smth

its p easy

[ocean widget]

It is 4am, anything that requires me getting out of bed right now is anything I cant be fucked to do

[analog marsh]

yeah adguard is pretty effective.

[sleek harness]

Go into your configs

Lazy

[ocean widget]

No

[jaunty path]

On ur phone you english ape

[sleek harness]

You aren't getting out of bed going in the configs

[ocean widget]

While yes
Still cant be fucked

[sleek harness]

What

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna break into ur house with a chain saw and ski mask

[ocean widget]

You can try

[sleek harness]

Missus next time joint together the words chain and saw

My mind went confuse for a sec

[jaunty path]

chains ur saw

Also lucia is covid gone yet

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to go to your neighbour’s houses, and blast ridiculously loud terrible music from them at 3 in the morning, then when you make a noise complaint I’ll do it again from a different neighbour’s house!

[somber stream]

Those touchpads look fine af

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[jaunty path]

YAY

[sleek harness]

I thought Worsen Bulbonic Plague was gone

[somber stream]

Wait, Valve announced 3 new hardware on the 3rd day of the week, on the 3rd week of the month

[jaunty path]

Don't.

[sleek harness]

No

Actually do

For the funny

[ocean widget]

Half life 4 is coming out

[analog marsh]

Half Life 6 when.

[formal mortar]

Its not the 3rd month tho

[sleek harness]

Unfunny now

Kill

Your

[jaunty path]

family

[ocean widget]

Yeah but if it was the 3rd month it'd be 4 3s

Which doesnt work

[sleek harness]

Famliy

[somber stream]

3

The prophecy

[sleek harness]

A week has 3 days

A month has 3 weeks

[formal mortar]

3 3's never work sadly

[sleek harness]

A year has 3 months

Its all coming together now

[ocean widget]

If a week has 3 days id be out of teabags already

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

67 hour of work

Making it fair

[somber stream]

Hell no 3 days week sounds like a nightmare to plan

But yeah i bet a new Half-life is coming soon™

[ocean widget]

It wouldnt
You just treat it like a 7 day week

[somber stream]

The leaks and Linked in profiles lined up with the hardware releases

I'm totally not coping and is sane

[ocean widget]

It'll probably be some half life alyx thing to show off the thing

[ripe tangle]

as of now, all I have is an upper respiratory infection and a hoarse voice

but those things go away on their own in like 1-3 days

usually anyway

[formal mortar]

Hope you have a smooth recovery

[somber stream]

You'll live

Chug honey

[ripe tangle]

so far I’m alright

[formal mortar]

I get upper respiratory easily. Partly because of lifelong asthma

[ocean widget]

Go to tescos
They'll fix your voice for ya

[sleek harness]

Get a vocal radio modification from your local Adeptus Mechanicus

[jaunty path]

Yeah you can deal with that with regular consumption of honey and lemon tea and antibiotics.

[ocean widget]

Dont

There's an entire fucking song about this

[jaunty path]

yea im not a doctor

oh wel

[sleek harness]

You can't be

Obviously

[somber stream]

What song?

[ocean widget]

The antibiotics song

[jaunty path]

Yes I can I'll be the best doctor

[somber stream]

Ginger honey tea helps plenty

[ocean widget]

Antibiotics, theyre wonderful pills

That song

[somber stream]

Oh antibiotics

[jaunty path]

Are they like addictive like pain killers

[somber stream]

Yeah dont abuse drugz

[jaunty path]

Oh.

[somber stream]

"Sleep it off"

[sleek harness]

I bet you don't even have money to get into becoming a doctor

[jaunty path]

All of my bones are broken

[ocean widget]

No they just cause antibiotic resistant diseases to exist therefore negating the use of antibiotics so dont take them without doctors advice

[fair bridge]

damn that savile doc was nuts

[ocean widget]

If your doctor doesn't suggest taking antibiotics
Dont take the fucking things

Jfc

[sleek harness]

What if the doctor is one of the 10%

That lies

[fair bridge]

that one woman that worked with him for years straight up said "nah i don't believe he did any of that, they're all lying"

[sleek harness]

[ocean widget]

Thats dentists

[fair bridge]

pretty wild stuff

[jaunty path]

So you sayin by microdosing poison I can build a resistance

[ocean widget]

Yes

Thats already happened

[fair bridge]

i'm working toward building my 9mm immunity

[analog marsh]

Kingdom Come 2 just hit 4 million copies sold, that's really good for an indie dev.

[ocean widget]

Someone way back when tried to kill themselves via poison and you'll never guess why it didn't work

[somber stream]

Kingdom came.

two

[sleek harness]

Theres a guy who became immune to every poisonous snake bite by letting them bit him on propose

[fair bridge]

the new DLC looks so cool

[ocean widget]

Its because they microdosed and become immune
Thats why it didnt work @jaunty path

[jaunty path]

Noted

[rocky radish]

Maybe holistic levels of poison. Like the poison was sitting near water and you drink the water

[sleek harness]

Do it but start with the most poisonous

Pro tip

[low blade]

I cant wait to be playing Ganger in 22 days

[twin flower]

Uhh

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

Don't cope

[analog marsh]

disgustang.

[low blade]

Copium

[low blade]

And yet its true

[sleek harness]

The coped is saying that I cope

How idiotic

[fair bridge]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03ytvjz/life-and-death-row-series-1-1-execution

i bet i could body that lethal injection

[hidden trout]

i started kcd2 and played till they set up camp
played again the next day until i could explore freely
then the 3rd day i booted it up and my save was completely gone

[astral basin]

In the grimdarkness of america, there is only sponsorship

[low blade]

I am once again demanding the Admech copers open their eyes to the situation rather than act like tourists

[fair bridge]

im built different

[astral basin]

“Subway Eat fresh and Freeze, dirtbag!”

[ocean widget]

Nobody's fuckin readin that bruh

[fair bridge]

it's one sentence 😭

[twin flower]

Its not tho?

[ocean widget]

Check what they replied to

[low blade]

Turn your computer off for a week if you cant read 5 paragraphs

[elder oasis]

I am so tired of this dumb myth you can become immune to bullets by starting with 9mm.

You gotta start with steel BBs first for it to work

[low blade]

Read a book dog

[ocean widget]

No I can
I just cant be fucked

[twin flower]

what a chad

[elder oasis]

Idk if dogs can read books

[fair bridge]

i read that in less than a minute what's up

[low blade]

Why not? Paper is made of bark

[river badger]

Even though the new character announcement was delayed i'm honestly still looking forward to the surprise. Hopefully it will be worth the (Extended) wait.

[ocean widget]

Sick

[fair bridge]

this dude in the doc has the deepest fucking voice i've ever heard

[ocean widget]

Waits not extended yet

The wait for the trailer is

[sleek harness]

It's Adeptus Mechanicus

Sorry not sorry

[low blade]

Its Admech if you close youe eyes and plug your ears and go "Lalalala"

[analog marsh]

oof. I got the game on the free weekend and then bought it when it ended since I was already at like 20 hours just from playing on the free weekend.

I haven't ran into that issue with the saves being deleted, but I spam saves a lot. Maybe Steam cloud fucked up or something.

[elder oasis]

Yeah but they havent learned to make the conversion yet.

[sleek harness]

You think that it's Ganger

[river badger]

We shall see.

[sleek harness]

Who thinks that the new class is criminals

I am right?

[low blade]

Yeah because its disgustingly obvious

[sleek harness]

It isn't

[rocky radish]

I'm not even mad (actually, most people seem to be chill about it). Because if it is actually something cool, it just means the reveal and the release will be closer

[elder oasis]

I think its prolly admech

[ocean widget]

Go have a cuppa and go to bed mate

[sleek harness]

It is obvious that Adeptus Mechanicus is coming to the game

[astral basin]

Ffs can we go one quarter of the day wo scrapping over the class

[sleek harness]

[elder oasis]

But i wouldn't go so far to say ganger is impossible

[hidden trout]

i checked steam clouds database for my account
it didnt even show kcd2 as a listed game for my account, whereas kcd1 was there despite me choosing to save it locally so i could edit the save here and there

[ocean widget]

Ever since trailer delayed
Nope

[low blade]

No I like to make Cogboys seethe because they are not good at thinking or making arguments

[astral basin]

Even before trailer delay i swear

[elder oasis]

I also dont think it even has to be admech to feel like admech.

Remember the planet has a tech cult, which would feel like admech but not technically be admech

[river badger]

A Goliath would be cool to play if it wasn't for the fact that we already have Ogryns.

[ocean widget]

"Its Admech if you close youe eyes and plug your ears and go "Lalalala""

[low blade]

||Admech is 100% coming but its not this time but people cope because they cant wait 6 months||

[fair bridge]

it's clearly going to be a tech marine that was hit with a shrink ray

[low blade]

Yeah I said that

[ocean widget]

I dont know about you but I know whos seething

It sure ain't skaven

[sleek harness]

The trailer was moved to other day because it was fitting for the character in the 40k
If they need to redo the trailer because of that it means that the class is a major 40k faction, which means Adeptus Mechanicus

[analog marsh]

Yeah idk, that's a really weird and painful issue

Was this recently or a while ago?

[rocky radish]

I see people say others are upset much more than I see actually upset people

[low blade]

Source: Crack pipe

[astral basin]

…you just made it seem like you like talking down to people bc you havent found anyone that makes you question what you believe

[elder oasis]

@twin flower im saying if we got a class thats a member of the local tech cult it would still share a lot of the themes an admech character would have

[fair bridge]

it's all on the forums and the subreddit tbh i think most people here took the news like normal functioning adults would

[snow bane]

Nah I am thinking cold trader

[low blade]

Yeah no thats what I'm saying whats hard to understand. I argue in bad faith because Admech tourists

[sleek harness]

Even a crack pipe would be more believable than crackheads being the new class
Which reminder, the 4 classes are already crackheads

[rocky radish]

I don't value anything on reddit

[sleek harness]

[low blade]

Redditors dont play Darktide they just demand changes

Reddit is why people want SoB and Tempestus Scion

[sleek harness]

But a Redditor made a funny post about the class being AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[snow bane]

people use reddit?

[low blade]

"People" is a strong word for redditors

[river badger]

Reddit still exists?

[twin flower]

eyo

[astral basin]

At least its straight up

[elder oasis]

Actually people just want those classes, and choose to share it on reddit. You are putting the cart before the horse

[snow bane]

where do you think LLM's scrap from

[sleek harness]

"Twitter still exists?"

"YouTube still exists?"

[fair bridge]

they're scraping discord too

[low blade]

Nevertheless, still shit ideas

[fair bridge]

everything we say

[low blade]

N

[astral basin]

Guys guys
Facebook still exists

[somber stream]

What's LLM?

[sleek harness]

Ok

[rocky radish]

Large language model

[sleek harness]

My mom used that

[rocky radish]

Clanker source

[snow bane]

clankers

[somber stream]

Ah

[hidden trout]

september 17th, based on the last time played on steam

[low blade]

AI programs and bots

[river badger]

Copper necken wirebacks

[ocean widget]

You do realise we've already got the 4 possible classes confirmed right?

[somber stream]

Some guy here talked about a certain kind of cheese and i've been getting ads for those recently

[low blade]

Me when I lie

[ocean widget]

The emperor of mankind, sir duellingswordton, another delay or the DN faction

[twin flower]

I like cheese

[sleek harness]

I fucking hate cheese

[twin flower]

Rat man

Do you like cheese?

Oh

What kind of rat hates cheese

[fair bridge]

windows is listening to everything!!!

i can't wait for steamOS 3

[astral basin]

I hate that when even one mention of that dumb horse game anywhere
I see ads for it for an entire month

[fair bridge]

very excited

[ocean widget]

@low blade

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[twin flower]

Well you look like one

[low blade]

Yeah no I saw it just wasnt funny or engaging

[rocky radish]

A fake rat...? I smell a rat

[sleek harness]

I am not one

[analog marsh]

Ok, idk if they fixed it since then.

I did a quick search and someone on reddit said this worked for them to get their saves back. idk if it will work for you, but you can try.

"I fixed it! You have to go into the dlc & extras menu click through all the options there and then when you go back to main menu your save should be there. Luckily an easy fix as the game seems to not register that people own the dlc or season pass sometimes. Hopefully devs can push bug fix soon"

[sleek harness]

Mallow tell em

[ocean widget]

Glad one can identify oneself

[somber stream]

i don't even interact with them and i still get it anyway

I'm not a weeb btw

[ocean widget]

Do you mean unamusume?

[low blade]

He said, engaging with me after pinging me for my attention

[main zephyr]

fun little note

[hidden trout]

i remember that one yeah
all the things i found didnt work

[astral basin]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ocean widget]

"He said, engaging with me after pinging me for my attention"

[rocky radish]

I think few foreigners who live in Japan are actually weebs

[main zephyr]

sanguinses body is still in tact from where horus killed him

and is in stasis

[ocean widget]

Sanguinius's corpse confirmed as the new darktide class

[analog marsh]

Ok, that's pretty sad the game has a massive glitch like that though. Stable and functional save system is dev 101.

[astral basin]

Stasis. Destiny. Doomed. Aaaaaaa

[somber stream]

Actual weebs can't afford to move there

[twin flower]

Next class is one of the missing primarchs

[main zephyr]

it is theoretically possible to revive him but very unlikely

[astral basin]

Next class is mlp oc inserts

[fair bridge]

has anyone tried a true love's kiss

[sleek harness]

Next class is me

Welcome me

[twin flower]

a rat man?

[ocean widget]

Just give him a couple pints and a couple volts
That'll wake him up

[twin flower]

Id play that

[rocky radish]

That. And actually living here will completely destroy the magical image they have of Japan

[main zephyr]

ratling would be fun

[elder oasis]

Scion is literally just better vet. So id be down to replace vet for scion XD

[ocean widget]

Not happening

[main zephyr]

or felinid

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[ocean widget]

Devs said no height differences

[ocean widget]

No felinid models yet so also not happening

[sleek harness]

Ogryn:

[main zephyr]

they already broke that rule with ogryn

[twin flower]

But.. ogryns exist

[ocean widget]

That was a base one

[fair bridge]

i can't wait for them to add warpfire throwers

[astral basin]

“The longer i stay the more places i find that wont allow me”

[sleek harness]

Bardin from Vermintide

[ocean widget]

They said after the game released no height differences

[lethal solstice]

we got better vet last update what more do you want

[low blade]

There is literally already is a Scion cosmetic. Scion standalone would just be vet with no customization

[sleek harness]

It isn't better vet, its everything better

[elder oasis]

That was their reason, they had to design all the missions for 2 heights and dont want to do it again for a 3rd height

[somber stream]

"What do you mean girls here don't talk like anime?"
"Wait, they just don't talk at all actually"

[formal mortar]

Bestest vet next please

[main zephyr]

fair point

[rocky radish]

Using the same logic, maybe we can get a crazier psyker. I'd totally be down for that

[low blade]

Some gangers have flamers like that y'know. House Escher has tox-flamers

[sleek harness]

Small can use big door

[fair bridge]

there's tons of girls here

[sleek harness]

Cope

[somber stream]

Japanese, in Japan

[fair bridge]

what does this mean

[sleek harness]

I don't believe it

[twin flower]

I think he lives in japan, hes mentioned

unless am wrong

[fair bridge]

one of them just chatted in here a minute ago

[somber stream]

Not Mallow

CJ

[twin flower]

Oh

[sleek harness]

True

[low blade]

The way I be saying things and have to resay em

[rocky radish]

Ah. I guess we are both in Tokyo. Been here 17 years. The only strangers who have talked to me have been foreigners or old ladies with bad vision who don't realize I'm not Japanese

[fair bridge]

licht you're in japan??

[somber stream]

No i'm in Germany, been to Japan like 3 times

[astral basin]

Adding ratling to dt would be like adding a giant race to vt2

[fair bridge]

i've never been out of the country. they won't let me go

[rocky radish]

Ah, I thought you lived here

[elder oasis]

Scions are not vets, and you actually have no clue what a scion would be like in game, as mechanics can literally be whatever fatshark wants

[somber stream]

I'm a halfu

[low blade]

People dont realize how seemingly little things like that have a huge knock-on effect

[somber stream]

My mother is Japanese

[twin flower]

isnt it Hafu

[rocky radish]

Cool. My son is too

[sleek harness]

For a moment I read it as "waifu"

[twin flower]

Lmao

[main zephyr]

whats sad is that fulgrim was contemplating killing horus before the heresy started and one of his sons handed him a demon blade which made that notion fly out the window but he had the means and perfect chance to destroy horuses flag ship with him on it

[somber stream]

Do he still get bully at school

[twin flower]

Do you have a japanese or a german name

[low blade]

Explain to me how an experienced soldier class would be different from an already-existing experienced soldier class. What, one hellgun? Do you play this game?

[astral basin]

Someone strangle licht
“Halfu”

[somber stream]

Legally, 1
But i have both

[twin flower]

Poggers

[fair bridge]

licht "hideo" kojima

[low blade]

"It'd be like a soldier with different nades and all the Imperial guns like lasguns and autoguns and plasma"

[twin flower]

lmao

[sleek harness]

Nickname then

[twin flower]

Does he like feet too

[somber stream]

They both means 'to illuminate' or 'bright' in German and Japanese lol

[rocky radish]

Nah. We purposely moved to an area that has a lot of foreigners, so half Japanese kids are common. He has no identity issues. Plus I explained to him that even though the Japanese word is "hafu", he isn't half Japanese. He is Japanese and he is a New Zealander. He's bi-cultural

[sleek harness]

Lichtful

[astral basin]

John Miyazaki Lichtelsben

[twin flower]

the licht of my life

[ripe tangle]

Licht, would you believe me if I told you my name wasn’t even a part of the culture of either of my parents lol

[sleek harness]

This sun is too licht

[main zephyr]

[fair bridge]

jesus christ the texans in this documentary are saying kids need to watch all death row executions

[somber stream]

Born as one, raised as one, is one. This is the way

[twin flower]

someone turn the lichts off

[fair bridge]

texas is not beating the allegations

[elder oasis]

They could literally remake vet right now with a completely new skill tree. The current vet isnt some objective rule on how a soldier functions.

[sleek harness]

I need more licht in the room

[twin flower]

Get a flashlicht

[astral basin]

Did lucias family embrace americanism
And dubbed her “susan”?

[somber stream]

Oh? Not uncommon actually

[low blade]

Oh yeah maybe a skill path for being a ranged rifleman, and officer, and a commando? And I guess they remove the Tempestus Scion cosmetic VBeteran has right now to dress up as one too

[sleek harness]

The room is too lichted

[twin flower]

Knowing both German and Japanese must be useful tho lmao

Goated languages

[astral basin]

The somatics on this are horrible

[twin flower]

I know

[elder merlin]

3 different personalities

[sleek harness]

I think thats only useful on the incoming humankind apocalypse

[low blade]

Oh yeah they could have a standard Tommy, a grizzled vet, and a wild card Scion too

[somber stream]

Lol i can't even read the newspaper, mom taught me a few basic but that's it. Mostly it's English and German

[twin flower]

Well I only english and my local dialect

[rocky radish]

My son speaks English and Japanese fluently, but the problem is he doesn't actually like the Japanese language, even though it's what most of his friends speak. And he goes to a Japanese school

[twin flower]

Hell I dont even know my mother tongue all that well

[sleek harness]

Paul is your room licht

[somber stream]

Where do you hail from?

[elder merlin]

The drunkard, the ptsd and the guy that died back during the war

[twin flower]

Come and enjoy the moonlicht

[low blade]

You select the third and it deletes him

[sleek harness]

The TF2 Serverlicht

[low blade]

Uninstalls the game

[sleek harness]

Scary

[elder merlin]

Im gonna @somber stream that tootsie pop

[sleek harness]

That doesn't make sense

[somber stream]

Very funny

[sleek harness]

Paul you need ot know what licht means

[elder merlin]

Neither did whatever the fuck you said lol

[twin flower]

Yeah, come on keep up

[rocky radish]

I'm dumb. Enlichten me

[elder merlin]

I try

[sleek harness]

It means bright

That's it

Licht's whole name means light

[astral basin]

My mother was born in hawaii. Had a hawaiian middle name
But
Considering her family were jehovas witnesses… who knows

[low blade]

Morrow should sing the Major-Generals song from The Pirates of Penzance

[elder oasis]

No what i mean is that all mechanics in any videogame are arbitrary. They could make a game where all 4 classes are vets with the same amount of variety of mechanics.

Its only our preconceptions that place boundaries and limits to what roles an mechanics each class idea can have. We place limits where there are none.

[astral basin]

Licht is light?
Kira??????

[elder merlin]

Ha'aiian

[sleek harness]

Lichtful

[elder merlin]

@somber stream deez

[twin flower]

nuts

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew your balls were white

[twin flower]

its glowing

glowing balls

[low blade]

Okay but answer the question I asked. How is a Scion different from a Vet at all within the confines of this game? Fatshark obviously agrees considering they let you dress up as one on Vet. Are we getting a standalone class for Krieg too? And Cadia?

[elder merlin]

I mean, i am white

[elder oasis]

Idk what color mine are, i never opened the sack

[sleek harness]

I am not going to talk about penis color, Paul.

[twin flower]

would you like to

[ripe tangle]

Fair, my parents wanted to give me a Biblical name, and I have a Slavic af “Nobility” surname, the combination makes my name sound like some kind of Medieval Noble apparently

[elder merlin]

Neither am i

[astral basin]

Apparently my surname is a jobtitle

[twin flower]

It is

[ripe tangle]

a lot of surnames are

[somber stream]

Based and medieval pilled

[astral basin]

A fuckkng. Job title

[sleek harness]

Your surname means sun in my language

Servoskull of the Sun

[twin flower]

Is your surname manager

[elder oasis]

The answer is as different or similar as fatshark wants. Thats my point. Mechanically they can do literally anything to differentiate any 2 concepts.

[sleek harness]

My surname is birth

My real surname

[astral basin]

Look closer
Thats not the sun
Thats ‘shit outta luck’

[somber stream]

We have tons of those here

[sleek harness]

I thought servoskulls were lucky

They never get destroyed

In 40k media

[somber stream]

Vogt, Scholz, Baumann, Graf, Herrmann

[formal mortar]

One of my surnames is in a beer commercial

[somber stream]

Oh Krüger means potter, and i think it's cool af

[elder oasis]

New servo skull class! With passive invincibility

[low blade]

So you dont have a point or argument for them, got it

[astral basin]

I need to change my ship in helldivers to ‘sword of liberty’

[fair bridge]

my ship is called 'wings of redemption'

[river badger]

Can Ogryns use power fists?

[astral basin]

Wings of Audacity

[river badger]

Or is that too complicated for them?

[somber stream]

Mine is 'Light of Liberty'

[astral basin]

LoL?

[somber stream]

Lol.

[fair bridge]

top lel

[sleek harness]

My ship name keeps changing from "Protector of Science" to "Commander of Justice"

I like both

[sleek harness]

Of course............

Original

[formal mortar]

Think my ship name is ranger of the stars

Been a while

[astral basin]

Idk why my first instinct was heineken

[formal mortar]

It was used in a bud light commercial

[sleek harness]

They should add more word characters and make every ship need to have a unique name

[astral basin]

But yeah. Wings of audacity
Bc nothing screams liberty like running face first into the explosions

[formal mortar]

Which also made buying gifts for that part of the family real easy

[sleek harness]

I bet theres like 20k ships with the "Gold of the Gold" name

[somber stream]

Representative of family values is a original one

[sleek harness]

Dad

[somber stream]

Space dad

[elder oasis]

Ive layed out my point in 3 different ways, what are you not understanding?

Im looking at it from a meta perspective.

[shy sandal]

Is it incredibly large?

[formal mortar]

Thats what she said

[sleek harness]

Sadly having wings on your ship became ilegal

[fair bridge]

it's at least 400,000 tons and can barely fly

[low blade]

You dodge the question. I dont wanna hear how it "COULD" be done by Fatshark, I wanna hear a plan. Fatshark "could" make a Custodes class. They "could" make this game a battle royale. Explain to me how, at all, would a Veteran not be invalidated entirely by a Tempestus Scion that Fatshark already considers a cosmetic reskin of the Veteran class

[fair bridge]

its life can't get much worse

[formal mortar]

Should I sleep or should I game?

[low blade]

I am the very model of a modern Sergeant-Major,
I've information heretic, stimulant, and rager,
I know the sons of Emperor, and I quote the fights historical
From Hive Hades to Ghatanna Bay, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with zealots all fanatical
I understand the Psykers, both the simple and the statical,
About the Cadian vet'rens I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the brutes on the crews!

[sleek harness]

What Warbond should I buy next

[fallen tree]

is cash shop rotation today?

[astral basin]

Ngl. You can play as an og vet of cadia
Purple eyes and all
Most of them end up kasrkin either way
Scions is just a classification of “special forces”

[twin flower]

game

[sleek harness]

In Helldivers 2?

[fallen tree]

no darktide

[shy sandal]

Istg, some people just come here to to argue

[sleek harness]

No

[fallen tree]

cheers

[shy sandal]

I can't take this shit no more

[low blade]

One bad decision away from doing a full rewrite and hating myself for it

[fair bridge]

i know the town where that dude lives. it's a shithole

literally just a trailer park town

[formal mortar]

Living in a trailer park is simply testing the winds

[fallen tree]

speaking of hd2, the stealth mission leaks seem super interesting. burnt out real hard, but it will bring me back for sure

[elder oasis]

You want me, to design a theory crafted scion class that has different mechanics to vet? Is that what you are asking for? Yet you also agree mechanics are arbitrary and fatshark can do whatever they want?

If you understand the concept it seems pointless for me to theory craft a hypothetical class

[formal mortar]

One strong fart from the heavens and your trailer park no longer exists

[astral basin]

City i live is somehow built around trailer parks
Idk how but
Ig thats how highway cities work

[sleek harness]

3 players joins and then instantly warn the enemy

[astral basin]

Wait no there was a tornado that tore half the city off the ground thats how

[fallen tree]

there are gonna be some real shit situations for sure

[shy sandal]

PAYDAY 2 lobby core

[low blade]

Name ONE way this class is different to a class we have. Name a single way that this experienced soldier with a gun is different from the experienced soldier with a gun. You are asking for a class that exists already, literally 0 difference

[elder oasis]

Scions are technically their own branch, with kasrkin being an "equivalent" unit in cadian regiments but they dont nescessarily get deployed in the same way or manner

[formal mortar]

It was all planned, no worries

[primal tartan]

Fat shark pls gib moar timer missions like Rolling Steel

[gloomy tartan]

Wait Kasrkin is a cadian thing ?

[shy sandal]

Yeah, the elite troops

[low blade]

Actually yeah we dont have any other Operations do we

[fallen tree]

the new mission will be an operation iirc

so 2 soon

[astral basin]

My point stands
The entirety of it
Is just “special forces”
Bc every “branch” is planet and specialty based

[hazy kestrel]

On one hand, I agree, on the other hand, I don’t much like having to do everything while my teammates are still in the first train car fighting endless trash mobs. (In an auric match of all places.)

[low blade]

Kasrkin are the Cadian-specific "Elites" within the organization. Lots of Regiments have their own top guys. Krieg Grenadiers for example

[gloomy tartan]

Ooooooo

[last scarab]

[shy sandal]

Researching lolcows is both saddening and intriguing. It's like watching national geographic

[languid hazel]

Blorf

[fallen tree]

yeah, no matter how bad ur life is, it cant compare to them, hopefully

[elder oasis]

There are no rules to what a vet can be, so literally any mechanic could be used. This isnt a novel concept it literally exists in other video games.

Have you not seen games where each playable class is technically the same thing but they all get unique mechanics?

I think the issue you are having is mistaking a classes mechanics for its theme. You dont actually believe scion would play the same way (as playstyle is arbitrary and fatshark could make any class any role) you just think scion and vet are too close in theme. But im not talking about thematics, as i dont care about thematic, i care about crunch

[astral basin]

Mfw a german/frenchmen goes to combat w nothing but a roided out horse
And a bomb
on a stiiiiiick

[astral basin]

One rule comes to mind
Games Workshop
They got them testes nice and rested in their hands w skinnydolphin

One wrong move and its a squeeze

[elder oasis]

No i mean like the scions are a different branch like the space marines, sisters, etc are different branches.

Scions come from the same school that make commissars, arbites, and assassins. A kasrkin is just a well trained elite cadian

[low blade]

Okay so you want the Tempestus Scion, who are experienced human soldiers, to be in the same game as the experienced human soldier class so they can do things that they dont do for the sake of shoehorning in the Scions who are already treated as a cosmetic option for the Vets. Got it

[low blade]

That too, Games Workshop who wouldnt let Salty use a flail without a shield is gonna be like "Yeah do whatever you want"

[low blade]

Specifically changed because they already have their role represented by Vet

Understood

[languid hazel]

Instructions unclear all classes except Ogryn and Psyker removed from the game

[shy sandal]

In all honesty, it's less about the things that happen to them, and more how they react.

Chris Chan could've been a completely normal guy if he wasn't obsessed with his love quest and actually took the time to learn how to draw.

[hazy kestrel]

IT’S SO OVER THAMMERMAXXER-BROS!

[elder oasis]

I dont give a fuck whats in the game. I just told you i dont care about thematics. How smth plays is always my priority

[lethal solstice]

Thematics affect how something plays

[low blade]

Okay thats nice but you cant ignore that part

[low blade]

ESPECIALLY this

[elder oasis]

See this comment proves you dont quite understand what i mean about mechanics being whatever fatshark wants

[lethal solstice]

If they removed visual recoil from every gun everything would feel worse

[low blade]

Yeah like lasgun has recoil specifically for this

[languid hazel]

They should change the way all guns in the game behave so they behave like guns in Heckdivers 2

:3

[low blade]

Yeah you dont understand it doesnt work that way

[elder oasis]

A flail and shield isnt a mechanic. How the flail behaves and its stats in game are the mechanics

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but the idea of a flail and shield limits its possible mechanics

[low blade]

Thats not the point of that message. Read please

[shy sandal]

Are Ramos and Sleepy still going at it?

[lethal solstice]

A one hand weapon having a block as strong as a shield would be weird

[hazy kestrel]

How long has this been going for? Recently started watching general chat.

[low blade]

I fucking love adderall!!!!!!!!!

[shy sandal]

Idk, i put them in "Ignore" just so the chat wouldn't be flooded with the back and forth

[astral basin]

The scions being a different branch
Is more akin to saying the subchapters of the legions are different than their other chapters
They are still ultramarines/blood angels/ what have you
Even better example would be the death watch. Their members are from everywhere.

[elder oasis]

Not really, the setting might.

Like for instance in elden ring fire spells can cause madness. Which wouldnt work for another setting without the lore reasons. But to go even further what madness even does is arbitrary. Game mechanics are inherently arbritrary, and then get hemmed in by our expectation on how they should work.

Sometimes our expectations dont even match reality. Like how in many games and tv shows crossbows are treated as if they are guns

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but our expectations are at least close ish

And they determine how we see what fits

An elite soldier known for surgical, highly lethal operations loaded down with stuns and CC would be kinda weird

[astral basin]

The point to the flail and shield thing
Is that fatshark did not have any say on how the weapon was designed
They got to pick what to implement
That was it

[elder oasis]

Of course, humans think alike and we all get our perspectives from similar places.

But someone who plays necromunda has a very different idea of what a ganger is to someone who never heard of the setting

[elder oasis]

I understand your point.but that just shifts the arbitrary decisions to GW. It doesnt remove my actual point

[limpid tide]

Obese aquatic needs to let us fight demons, we already see their heads in Nurgle sh*tpiles in some of the Habs

[low blade]

Games Workshop is very specific with how things are depicted, even making Fatshark edit Skaven eye glints in promo material. So the idea they just add a Scion thats not at all like a Scion (because thats just Vet now) is not possible, no matter what you pretend about crunch

[limpid tide]

EXACTLY

[elder oasis]

Id love to fight nurglings

And plague bearers

[limpid tide]

I'd love fighting a Plague Marine that is faster than the Karnak twins, stronger than a Plague Ogryn and does more damage than a Fleshbag and Crusher combined together (the speed and strength)

[shy sandal]

Are we talking about Vermintide weapons?

[elder oasis]

That would have to be saved for a far later stage of the invasion i imagine

[limpid tide]

Fatshark should genuinely allow us to Commissarmaxx and equip a Chainsword + Bolt Pistol like in Vermintide where you can equip a sword and musket

Duelling sword and revolver

[low blade]

You mean Saltys Rapier and Pistol?

[limpid tide]

Yes

Imagine just how much fun that would b

e

[low blade]

Me when I dont understand game balance. There is a reason you must swap weapons

[limpid tide]

Wtf are you talking about?

[astral basin]

Vt weapons was brought up to prove the point that while fatshark is the developer
They cant do whatever they want bc of GW
The larger discussion was why tempestuous scions would not be able to be added

[elder oasis]

And gamesworkshops decisions are arbitrary, and 40ks setting is arbitrary. It all goes back to arbitrary decisions no matter who you shift the decision making too.

Gw has made arbitrary changes to lore before XD

[lethal solstice]

They aren't making retcons for a sideproduct videogame

[low blade]

And your point is?

[elder oasis]

If you dont understand now i dont think further discussion will help you

[low blade]

You have to remember that literally all Warhammer media is an advertisement for the tabletop wargame

[astral basin]

O-kay thats the end of the argument
We have involved the point of “just because” in a matter of details

[languid hazel]

Darktide tabletop module when?!?!

[low blade]

It sounds like you think GW will just givve Fatshark a blank check because you cant understand things okie doke

[lethal solstice]

Already happened like twice but not for main game

[low blade]

Technically exists

[ancient violet]

Nah I like my cash thanks 👍

[shy sandal]

That's the problem with selling miniatures, every item your character uses and wears needs to be accurate to a Mini.

[elder oasis]

Clearly they are going to make a warhammer quest game but its darktide

[low blade]

Play Necromunda then

[ancient violet]

Nah I like my cash thanks 👍

[shy sandal]

Even though, most players would not care if they invented something

[languid hazel]

They should add vr support to Darktide

[low blade]

"The problem with this tabletop wargame company is they make a tabletop wargame"

Bait used to be believable

[elder oasis]

Only sorta, they made that palanite looking skin and ogryn is allowed to wear it. How dissapointed people will be when they find out ogryns dont wear the uniform in necromunda

[limpid tide]

We don't need this before dozens of things that should be in game like an open commodore's shop and more additions to the commissary, rejects' arsenal and so on

[languid hazel]

Also I completely understand why there is only one or two ObeseMegalodon employees here

[elder oasis]

You definitely dont understand XD

[low blade]

Ogryn also wears the uniform of the voidfarers chaingun guy, but its clear GW gives a passs on him specifically. Arbites most likely doesnt have any cosmetic refresh because of GW

[lethal solstice]

Yeah being near your community on a game is a universally bad idea

[elder oasis]

Gw is a bad company

[low blade]

And its modelled slightly more of Subjugators but eh

[shy sandal]

The torture victims 😭

[limpid tide]

More Arbites weapons should go hard

[languid hazel]

Yup. Same reason why Arrowhead hasn’t been communicating too much with their community. The lunatics will keep trying to torture the devs every chance they get

[low blade]

Because they wont retcon decades of lore so you can play a class thats already in the game or?

[low blade]

Heavy stubber please Fatshark

[lethal solstice]

Helldivers also has a particularly shit community

Attracted a large category of casual complainers

[elder oasis]

Oh they have retconned decades of lore before. But the reasons are never clear

[limpid tide]

For multiple classes and a bolter for Ogryn

[low blade]

Hard disagree

[languid hazel]

Eh. It has its good and bad like any community. In-game community is generally good. Discord community… a very mixed bag

[shy sandal]

That's why there are people who are paid solely to deal with community management.

[limpid tide]

Why

[elder oasis]

Also this convo has gone on so long that you think i want a scion in the game

[low blade]

You need to accept that Darktide is a sideshow of a sideshow man

[astral basin]

Yeah no AH kinda got pissed with its online only fandom
Told em to fuck off cuz they whiny asses dont make 10% of the base

[lethal solstice]

The reasons are always clear
It markets better

[limpid tide]

This guy's the fun police 🙄

[elder oasis]

Uh yeah i play the main fucking show lol

[languid hazel]

The story to Darktide should end with Brahms becoming a terminus-level threat in some fashion :3

[lethal solstice]

I mean

[elder oasis]

Im not a darktide fan. Im a wargame fan and darktide is based on that wargame

[lethal solstice]

She already is

She's a rogue trader

[elder oasis]

Or at least its setting

[languid hazel]

But she’s not a nurglite chaos demon

[lethal solstice]

She wields the economic and political might of potentially dozens of worlds

[elder oasis]

The almight dollar

[elder oasis]

Nuh uh

Who are we talking about

[lethal solstice]

Brahms

[main zephyr]

im waiting to see if they ever do a reveal that the blood angels discover the traitors have sanguineses body in tact in stasis

that would not be a fun scenario for the imperium or the traitors

[elder oasis]

Yeah its hard to say with rogue traders. But her family must be important with an inquisitor being "friends" with the family

[languid hazel]

Indeed. Buuuuut it would mean that this whole rebellion thingy on Atoma gets solved within 4 hours toos

[lethal solstice]

There wasn't much of a body left but it would be really funny

[main zephyr]

well it would probably cause a universal full on black rage

[shy sandal]

I honestly have no clue how they would end the plotline to Darktide. I know there is something about Zola and Wolfer being implied

[elder oasis]

I cannot recall, is grendyl a high inquisitor

[astral basin]

Its speculated that he is part of the brahms family

[main zephyr]

and even guiliman would go a crusade to get it back with them

[low blade]

Part of the ship, part of the crew

[elder oasis]

Yes im.aware of the hypothesis. Grendyl not showing up because grendyl is brahms grandfather who is in the ship somewhere iirc

Also the guy used alot of tzeentch words in his lines

I am suspicious

[north raft]

The ruinous power of change...

[shy sandal]

Wasn't it outright confirmed in one of the mortis trials memory dialogues?

[elder oasis]

I dont think we ever got explicit confirmations that grand daddy brahms is grendyl no

[lethal solstice]

Nothing explicit is known about grendyl

[languid hazel]

Next class is gonna be Guiliman :3

[elder oasis]

We know hes explicitly mysterious ;)

[astral basin]

Only thing we know
Is hes bald

[elder oasis]

Oh fuck off. Its clearly Dorn

[shy sandal]

His power is Ultra Depression

[lethal solstice]

Banging his balding ass head on every single airlock

[languid hazel]

Nah, Magnus the Red

[lethal solstice]

And falling through six collapsing gantries

[elder oasis]

Gman shows up and solos the cult

[astral basin]

Titus def inherited his fathers hairline…

[languid hazel]

Imagine though if they did add a space marine npc to the game who is here as a sort of advisor

[lethal solstice]

I would love them to explode

[languid hazel]

Mostly to talk shit about how incapable we are

[wraith rain]

:3

[main zephyr]

sad times with some newer lore

[languid hazel]

:3

[astral basin]

Inquisition sent members of the Ordo Maladus
They could only spare 3 marines

[main zephyr]

chairon and the captain for titus in sm2 in some newer stuff

[wraith rain]

Hiii

[languid hazel]

Hewwo :3

[main zephyr]

went to a world and ended up sealing a place up that had a genestealer cult

[wraith rain]

How are you? :3

[main zephyr]

rip brother chairon

[languid hazel]

I am… going crazy :3
Gonna find out hopefully tomorrow if I have bpd or something else entirely

[elder oasis]

More like deadron

[shy sandal]

I heard that, they're both MIA, right?

[main zephyr]

their both supposedly dead

[lethal solstice]

Confirmed dead

[main zephyr]

from a last stand in that place

weirder stuff has happend

with some characters confirmed dead but actually not being dead

[elder oasis]

Titus gets a model and GW kills off 2 of his friends for the crime

[shy sandal]

Rule #1 of fiction.

No body, no proof

[wraith rain]

Awwww I hope that it ends well ❤️

[lethal solstice]

Can we have more marine characters killed off in small lore blurbs

[elder oasis]

Yarrick for sure

[astral basin]

Its confirmed they died
Chairon and Acheron had the blast shield of a hive city closed and had to do a survivor style clean up project with no reinforcements

[main zephyr]

well

[languid hazel]

I want all marines both “good” and bad to be killed off. ON SCREEN

[main zephyr]

there are characters like yvaine with resurection

[languid hazel]

:3

[wraith rain]

:3

[low blade]

I genuinely believe they killed off Chairon because GW didnt want two bald Black Ultramarines in the same set so they flipped a coin chose the one that would let them have Galadriel without stacking just SM2 characters and the Secret Level guy won out

[wraith rain]

❤️

[shy sandal]

My boys really got done dirty and were killed offscreen

[elder oasis]

Yeah cuz all those white marines are fine but TWO BLACK MARINES???? THATS CRAZY

[low blade]

I am aware I fucked up the name

[wraith rain]

:3

[low blade]

But the idea of that Elf just sneaking in is funny

[languid hazel]

:3

[elder oasis]

I fucking hate GW

[languid hazel]

Me too

[main zephyr]

the salamanders though

[elder oasis]

Till they release something cool

[astral basin]

If warhammer media is advertisement for the tabletop
The tabletop is advertisement for the books
Which leads the books to being advertisement for wh media
its all coming together

[languid hazel]

Hence why I make my own headcanons

[low blade]

Unironcially yes. If Chairon had hair he'd still be alive and I TRULY believe this

[tall grove]

They should have NONE black people are WOKE and BAD we need more HOT, MUSCULAR WHITE MEN

[languid hazel]

Big E had a daughter that is a space marine too! She’s just never talked about because reasons :3

[low blade]

And they should take their shirts off and have huge grabbable pecs

[main zephyr]

probably retconned

[wraith rain]

I remember when there was boobs in wh :3

[languid hazel]

All space marines should fight in the nude just like the spartans did

[main zephyr]

cause in the 80s when they first started with the astartes female astartes stuff didnt sell well

[elder oasis]

GW would make such an arbitrary decision

[astral basin]

…are we getting into reddit slop territory? What’s happening

[tall grove]

The rippling pecs of agartha will shake away the woke

[shy sandal]

Do you think they get more sales on videogames, books or miniatures?

[silver mango]

[low blade]

Cant even bara post anymore in peace

[wraith rain]

:3

[elder oasis]

No way big E had kids. Bro hated woman

[silver mango]

He fucked a man until he got pregnant

[low blade]

The minis made them more money than the entire fishing industry of England

[tall grove]

Very real and true. Not gay though. Cus that’s woke. I just like seeing muscular manly men and don’t like seeing women.

[languid hazel]

Probably because back in the 80’s segregation in hobby spaces was still huge

[elder oasis]

Maybe it was Zeus style and she popped out of his fucking skull fully armored

[main zephyr]

accurate

[languid hazel]

“Men can do x y and z, women can only do a and b”

[low blade]

And that was old lore when Space Marines were just dudes that had artwork based on The Troubles and Big E was on the throne because he was old

[elder oasis]

Yeah and leman russ was just some guy

[languid hazel]

Anyways!

I am gonna

Cuddle haj and purge heretics :3

[elder oasis]

And necrons didnt exist. But chaos androids that were startlingly similar did

[low blade]

Rogue Trader. Twas a silly place

[tall grove]

Sidenote, your name says you’re a dog girl, but your pfp is a catgirl

[astral basin]

3 levels of warhammer tourists
“Oh those are cool characters what is this”
“Ew i pretended to understand the political climate surrounding this”
“Her der vulkan is nice guy except when eldar children”

[tall grove]

Why did she do this?

[elder oasis]

Oh yeah and chaos daemons werent even mentioned iirc till like 2nd edition

[tall grove]

Is she foolish?

[elder oasis]

Or maybe it was just the 4 gods

[languid hazel]

;3

[elder oasis]

If you think about it from a perspective of millions of years dogs and cats are basically the same thing or smth

[low blade]

If you want female Astartes you go to Hell and are tortured by Sisters of Battle for being a tourist

[languid hazel]

It’s the easiest way for normies to understand my true form :3

[low blade]

Fem-Custodes is killing my already dying beloved mute women...seething

[languid hazel]

I just want a single trans space marine

[tall grove]

You’re trans. Normies already aren’t smart enough to comprehend you

[languid hazel]

TRUEEEEE

[gloomy tartan]

Heresey?

[elder oasis]

Calling people tourists for wanting female marines and custodes is cringe.

[lethal solstice]

Correct

[languid hazel]

Correctus

[elder oasis]

Sisters are not marines. So a female marine is not a sister of battle

[low blade]

Go buy a Sisters of Battle castigator and apologize to the Sisters of Silence

[gloomy tartan]

Rictus erectus

[tall grove]

I disagree for the single reason that I believe the astartes are too humanized already. Giving one the ability to contemplate their gender identity would be the final straw. They’re supposed to be weapons stripped of personhood

[elder oasis]

If they removed marines and replaced them all with sisters of battle you would know the difference

[low blade]

Yeah the setting would get better

[languid hazel]

Fair point I suppose

[main zephyr]

which sister of battle faction

id say the repentica

[gloomy tartan]

What the heck are the sisters even

[tight salmon]

Nuns with guns

[digital tundra]

Battle nuns

[low blade]

Not a faction

[elder oasis]

I find it funny that chaos marines are allowed to be humanized but loyalists cant be lol

[main zephyr]

sub faction

[languid hazel]

hot take but i also would love to a sisters faction that are less blindly dogmatic

[main zephyr]

like how the custodes have subfactions

[gloomy tartan]

Battle nuns

[low blade]

Military arm of the ecclesiarchy

[tall grove]

Yeah, as much as I’d love more representation, I feel like they’re already jeopardized enough what with them being all “””heroic”””

[whole glade]

HAM

[low blade]

It is a unit

[elder oasis]

Ur a unit

[low blade]

Its like saying Heavy Weapons Squads are a subfaction