general-chat

[low blade]

Cool animations and funny explosion gun

[gloomy tartan]

Or you walked on it’s slime on accident lmao

[rare pulsar]

Psyker with bubble helps

[low blade]

Although I havent overloaded that MF in like 100 hours

[lethal solstice]

You get thoroughly disinfected every mission

[gloomy tartan]

I love psyker bubble

[hidden trout]

the rhythm of plasma in question:
left mouse button

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah hot shower like scalding hot

[low blade]

You get Rambo-style hosed down

[lethal solstice]

Point and click adventure

[gloomy tartan]

Melt my top layer of skin off lmao

[rare pulsar]

Plasma just feels to clunky to me and slow

And i cant aim well

[gloomy tartan]

I need to flash grow a new top skin layer after that

[low blade]

Yes but if you ever blast through a rager hoard with a charged shot you'll realize life has meaning for those brief few seconds

[rare pulsar]

I just love the spearhead

[primal tartan]

plasma be like
zzZzZzPHOOM!

[lethal solstice]

I can also do this with a double barrel

And do it better

[low blade]

Love how it has special lines to complain about it

[hidden trout]

plasma is one of the most aim friendly guns cuz of the lack of aim needed to get good value out of it
it just does stupid high damage and and has 100 cleave which is a fucking stupid number of cleave for a high damage gun to have

[low blade]

Me when I lie

[lethal solstice]

Infinite cleave versus finite cleave

[hidden trout]

oh you dont even know do you

[rare pulsar]

Feels even better to chain 15 headshots with a spearhead

[gloomy tartan]

It feels odd playing with a squad that has a plasma gun

They kill faster than my bolter does

[lethal solstice]

Double barrel is absolutely better versus crowds of anything that isn't pure carapace

[low blade]

For this schmuck better is a gameplay stat. For me better is measured in dopamine released

[lethal solstice]

You just part that shit like the red sea

[hidden trout]

double barrel vet can outdamage a pure damage purgatus psyker in havoc 40

[low blade]

t. Kantrael user

[primal tartan]

only guns I like are
Godwyn bolt pistol, Locke bolt gun, and simply plasma gun

[low blade]

Bro is a Space Marine

[lethal solstice]

Having played plasma a lot previously, double barrel is absolutely more fun

[hasty sky]

I like every gun except vigil ag

[lethal solstice]

In like

Every possible way

[rare pulsar]

Nothing beats the spearhead for me yeah

[hasty sky]

vigil ag would be fine if it had a reflex sight a la ilas

[rare pulsar]

Lasguns are cool too

[gloomy tartan]

Spearhead is so much dopamine

[low blade]

I wish I could like the bolter but its just sorta

There

[rare pulsar]

I will convert you

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s so big

And it reloads so clunky

[rare pulsar]

Have you heard about reload speed buffs?

[gloomy tartan]

And it’s loud

[low blade]

I have one and all that but its rarely making me feel the dopamine of a nice chain of las through gunner heads

[gloomy tartan]

What’s your las of choice ?

[hasty sky]

bolter is fun on an exe order build with all possible reload speed boosts stacked

[low blade]

The sound design on the bolter is pure sex, I admit

[rare pulsar]

Exactly

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like holding the fucking escaliber

Your tiny human hands can barely Cary it

[low blade]

I use the infantry lasgun because I'm still trapped in the launch days of the XII being meta

[rare pulsar]

Just sniping heads

[gloomy tartan]

It’s ment for space marines

[hasty sky]

straight up doing reload-jutsu after an elite kill it's so funny

[lethal solstice]

We have a human model

[gloomy tartan]

Really

It’s so fucking big tho

[lethal solstice]

Its just a poorly designed weapon so just really heavy

[rare pulsar]

People told me not to pick the reload buffs i was flabbergasted at their opinion

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I mean can you imagine carrying that fucking bolter through an entire mission

[hasty sky]

godwyn pattern bolters are meant for regular humans

[low blade]

Technically we use the human-variant. There's largely three "scales" of it. We have it in human non-power-armor scale. Its issued similar to squad weapons

[gloomy tartan]

With how much we run and dodge and dash?

[hasty sky]

pretty sure sisters of battle use those too

[gloomy tartan]

How do we not have fucking massive arms bro

[rare pulsar]

No food

[hasty sky]

corpse starch stole our gains 🙁

[low blade]

I think they use Godwyn-Diaz which is slightly beefier since they have power armor in the conbat roles

[gloomy tartan]

Oh….thats….fuck

[lethal solstice]

Modern systems of comparable round size are like 14 pounds

[gloomy tartan]

That’s so sad and real bro

[rare pulsar]

We run on pure willpower

And drugs prolly

[hasty sky]

first time enjoying a piece of 40k media?

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I’m a cadian veteran so

Running and angry

Running on angry

[quartz crystal]

remember that the plasma guns we use in Darktide are used as mere pistol-sized sidearms for the Astartes

[gloomy tartan]

Like a pissed off energizer bunny

[low blade]

I'm just all from Branx because its the closest to the true peak planets in the Imperium, Necromunda and Armageddon

[lethal solstice]

(They aren't, marine plasma pistols are smaller than guard issue plasma)

[gloomy tartan]

The fact that our rejects will never know the glory of a BLT

[quartz crystal]

are they?

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[quartz crystal]

I'll check that right away

[lethal solstice]

By a lot

[gloomy tartan]

Never know the triumph of the quadruple patty burger

[hasty sky]

I heard chaos has those

you should join them

[gloomy tartan]

The majesty of the blooming onions

[low blade]

If you gave Sire Melk a cool ranch dorito he would die on the floor

[gloomy tartan]

The honor of the friend potato slices

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck I’m dying of laughter

[low blade]

Not because he doesnt know spices he's just sorta like that

[rare pulsar]

Instantly ejaculates and dies

[gloomy tartan]

Turns to dust

Like in the avengers blip

[low blade]

Fades away like a Star Wars force ghost

"Change the Imperium, my final message..."

[gloomy tartan]

His clothes remain like when obi wan died

The commodore sells his clothes

[rare pulsar]

Doesnt sound to far fetched. Imagine you never had seasoning

[low blade]

Yeah I've had British food before

[tired compass]

morning rejects, where can I see news about the next class?

[gloomy tartan]

Would seasoning just make hadron explode like the Death Star

[low blade]

Gotta get that quick swipe in

[gaunt wind]

I dont even want to imagine what would happen if you gave him a doritos locos taco

[somber stream]

Comeback next week, 18th

[rare pulsar]

18 november 1800

[low blade]

Hadron eats ghost peppers for breakfast and complains about the bland flavor actually

[somber stream]

1800?

Damn

[rare pulsar]

6 o clock

[low blade]

Napoleon next class CONFIRMED

[gloomy tartan]

Melk can’t fathom the idea of a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut combination establishment

He’s not ready for that lost technology

[quartz crystal]

well according to the lexicanum, the only difference is the variant, and the magnacore that the guard uses is not heavier than the ragefire pattern

[rare pulsar]

Laser musket confirmed

[quartz crystal]

I might be wrong

but this is what I made out of it

[gloomy tartan]

Next class is those rat people

[somber stream]

I would love a las flintlock

Brahms has 2

Where's mine

[rare pulsar]

Theyre actually just space hobbits

They just have a weird name

Theire not actually rats

[gloomy tartan]

Rat snipers

[low blade]

Sire Melk the type of guy to smoke oregano and think he's having a heart attack meanwhile he has no idea Hallowette hotboxes the fuck out of the whole sector of the ship

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine if you gave melk Mountain Dew code red

[low blade]

Sadly no shorties, see here

[gloomy tartan]

Damn smug I did infact to see here

Shame

I wanted to call hobbits rat people

[astral basin]

Helldivers making pcs experience hell first hand

[little marten]

I am

Awoken

[rare pulsar]

Someone told me yesterday its most likely gonna be a cold trader.

[astral basin]

Gn ng

[low blade]

Smh they made Nurgle Gamer woke

[gloomy tartan]

That’s all the people I know off

[low blade]

Yeah I've been shilling this all night

[gloomy tartan]

The rat people the ogryn the veterans the psykers the zealots and the robo cops

[little marten]

Damnnn liberals

[loud hawk]

I feel like a cold trader would be a backstory addition rather than a full character class

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a cold trader?

[low blade]

They simply cannot suppress the FACTS

[gloomy tartan]

Like they sell rhymes ?

[little marten]

Since when is cold trader a hot topic

It was a dead lead months ago

[astral basin]

Its getting in the water and making all the frogs gay!

[low blade]

Insane take tbh

[rare pulsar]

No?

Makes the most sense actually

[loud hawk]

Is it though...?

[gloomy tartan]

are they related to rogue traders?

[low blade]

Cold Trade refers to the use and sale of Xeno shit in the Imperium. For our case, this would mostly be weapons

[little marten]

U dont gotta tell me

[gloomy tartan]

Ooooooooooo

[loud hawk]

They deal in selling resources that the Imperium considers a no-no like xenos tech

[gloomy tartan]

So they would have weird alien shit

Like those blue people

[low blade]

Eldar pistols and the like, yeah

[gloomy tartan]

The blue mfs

I don’t like them

[loud hawk]

The imperium hates them, which makes them the good(ish) guys

[gloomy tartan]

Remind me of Chiss from star wars

Also they have glowing red eyes

[low blade]

I will continue to direct people to this wall of text

[gloomy tartan]

reminds me of the back of a pick up truck

[gloomy tartan]

They can’t be the good guys their aliens

[astral basin]

Lime ferret shooting drones

[loud hawk]

cold traders are often humans that sell alien stuff

afaik

[loud hawk]

That's exactly what they want you to think

[gloomy tartan]

So a human with alien drip?

[low blade]

Cold Traders are all humans, yeah

[gloomy tartan]

So their going to be stunning on us like a pimp?

[loud hawk]

yes

If Fatshark makes cosmetic DLC

then yeah

[low blade]

Either looting dead Xenos or directly dealing with them. In our case, it might be likely we deal with them directly. Again, see the fact that Eldar are shadowing the Mourningstar

[loud hawk]

Arbitrators barely have anything

[gloomy tartan]

True I mean look at robocops

When’s the last time they got new drip

Eldar are shadowing the Morningstar?

[low blade]

The class will likely be a Ganger in the Cold Trade rather than a Cold Trader only. So tons to pull from

[loud hawk]

inb4 it's an admech

[low blade]

One of the Mortis trial memories confirms it, yeah

[loud hawk]

again, we still don't know the class for certain

[gloomy tartan]

Oh fuck I need to do more mortis trails

[astral basin]

Id think. The arbites would lose their shit first
At least gangers would get “loyal hive citizens requisition as militia”
“Oh yeah I remember booking you. I know what youre capable of. Lets fuck shit up”

[gloomy tartan]

I got the remembrancer title but I need Brahms memories still

[low blade]

Read my post about why its not Admech, boy 🫵

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a servitor

Wait would the cold trader have orc stuff too?

[crystal crane]

I found a short of the Ogryn lamenting his lost rock. Where can I share?

[low blade]

Possible, but not advised

[gloomy tartan]

Likely mostly eldar tech?

[low blade]

But most of the Cold Trade money is in non-Ork things

[low blade]

Depends on the Cold Trader and their clients, really

[gaunt wind]

I did but I dont want it to be true

[split solstice]

i keep seeing people say it can be a cold trader, but arent cold traders too rare to get enough for the warband?

[gloomy tartan]

Who else does tech besides them?

[astral basin]

Not to mention
zola is dodging commissar dukane and getting answers from the water cartel about wolfer

[low blade]

In Rogue Trader you can find a Cold Traders stash with Necron shit they looted lole

[low blade]

So true!

[gloomy tartan]

I just know eldar orc and necron

Wait they use necron tech?!

[loud hawk]

they can if they find it

[low blade]

Not really. Gangers are a dime a dozen, so it'd be "Ganger, in the cold trade" and not "Cold Trader"

[gloomy tartan]

A gangster if you will

I got you holmes

[loud hawk]

A gangster without the "st"

[low blade]

It is worth noting that all these Cold Traders were dead when you arrive, for the record

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that is worth noting lmao

[heavy drum]

I was out of town yesterday for the reveal, I can't find anywhere what the new class is, anybody knows?

[loud hawk]

they delayed the announcement to next tuesday

[crystal crane]

It is blue balls

[low blade]

Digganobz

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a mechanicus hadron got annoyed by and kicked out

[tacit geode]

Only the announcement though class still releasing in December

[low blade]

Bright side is its 100% certain a Skitarii gets added. Just not this time.

[astral basin]

Remember 40k has infinite xenos possibilities
The ones within the imperium proper were wiped out due to constant power struggles as big e attempted to reunite humanity. They kept being a migraine and the simplest solution was “burn them out”
Most organized xenos communities we see (thats established and not transient/ raiding)
Is incorporated within the tau

[split solstice]

wait, can humans even use craftworld eldar guns without modifications to them anyways?
guns like shuriken weapons use psychic signals from the wielder rather than a physical triger to fire

[low blade]

Also in a meta sense, Necromunda just had its next campaign book announced

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a skitarii?

[loud hawk]

Ruststalkers, please

please

[low blade]

Nah, its just pull the trigger

[loud hawk]

they're so cool

[crystal crane]

Robo super soldier

[tacit geode]

Adeptus mechanicus ground troops

[gloomy tartan]

Oh wait that’s real?

[low blade]

Bit too specialized to have variety. We'll probably be just some hooded Cogboys

[gloomy tartan]

I was just bullshittinh

[split solstice]

ademech standing military

[tacit geode]

we'd probably be a reclaimator

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds awesome

[low blade]

I will note this is typically a bad idea but nevertheless. People do it anyway

[little marten]

DAMN XENOS 😡

[gaunt wind]

Need the Skitarii vanguard alpha drip fatshark

[low blade]

Seems a bit above our station, personally. A strike team of Skitarii serving under Hadron or Kayex seems more appropriate

[heavy dune]

A new mister E video (who has fatshark backend) does almost slip up saying the class and goes Reh- with a ruh sound before jokingly going "oops" and carrying on

[wooden creek]

Well, the cold trade is specifically a calixis sector term for the whole xenotech smuggling trade going on. We use it because that's a term used for a background package in Dark Heresy and an alternate career (Cold Trader Broker) in Rogue Trader. Assumedly the class might be more affiliated with Brahms and Hallowette than with any particular gang in Tertium.

Unless the class is admech or something else.

[low blade]

I think we get Ganger (possibly with cold trade connections) this time and 6 months later we get Skitarii

[gloomy tartan]

Would you paint flames on my servo skull so I go faster?

[little marten]

Repenitia 😈

[astral basin]

Skitarii is mechanicus private military
They are like the guard, but better equipped and somewhat treated worse

[tacit geode]

Reclaimators aren't liked because they're thieves lol

Lower rung. Common. Seen in hive cities.

[split solstice]

please no vanguards, it would drive me mad with how nonsensical lorewise it would be to let them in the game lobby or even in the hivecity in general

[stuck wasp]

Reclaimators are easier to explain outside of the Cult than Skitarii would

[little marten]

Probably bait

[gloomy tartan]

Wait no paint flames and lighting bolts on my servo skull so I go twice as fast

[stuck wasp]

While I'm not in favour of having Skitarii Vanguard, their uniform isn't the issue, their weapons are, and they're not carrying their weapons on the ship anyway.

[low blade]

Nevertheless

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t steal my corpse starch

[low blade]

Constant corruption AoE on own allies

[heavy dune]

yeah I dunno, it was very jokey, its just weird he'd give out a letter

[gaunt wind]

The Omnissiah said I could give my squadmates a lot of radiation poisoning as a treat

[heavy dune]

knowing that even a fake one would get people talking

[hexed vigil]

nuhuh, new class Rashion tin confirmed

[crystal crane]

Fit in with the reject squad real well then

[astral basin]

Its plenty lore accurate
We are “surprisingly competent”
And we get lent “expressly competent” vanguards to make sure hadrons work w the moebian refinery is continued

[gloomy tartan]

That just sounds like swamp ass

[stuck wasp]

When they have their weapons (Radium), which imo wouldn't happen anyway

[low blade]

I think the Galvanic guns are just fine enough for a new Cogboy class

[tacit geode]

They fit really well. Match the admech look people want. Work for the admech. It does match

[astral basin]

We get cadian vet as a player option
With. Purple eyes. True sons and daughters that saw the Eye of Terror
And. We are incentivized to choose to believe that zealot can incorporate failed sisters of battle repentia

[gloomy tartan]

Dude the arbite is probably the worst roommate after psyker

Fucking narc lol

[low blade]

Fatalist wouldnt care if you smoked weed just do it on the balcony

[split solstice]

no it isnt lore accurate because vanguards would give all the important people on the morningstar cancer and make the parts of the hivecity they are deployed uninhabitable for a long as time
a skitarii class should be rangers spessifically, not vanguards

[gloomy tartan]

I need to encounter a fatalist thru sound based

[hexed vigil]

counter point cyber mastif pets

[gaunt wind]

But but my drip though 😔

[gloomy tartan]

Cyber dogs are a based counter point

[low blade]

There's a scene in Rogue Trader that shows this is a bad idea

[split solstice]

your drip is a helmet at most
they are identical otherwise

[gaunt palm]

I understand delaying the class release, but delaying an announcement is so ass </3

[astral basin]

I dont think the arbites is 100% housed on the Mourningstar. And even if they were.
Theyd have their own quarters.

[low blade]

Almost certainly a GW shenanigan

[gaunt palm]

I actually ghosted my date because I wanted to make a great first impression

[hexed vigil]

the Imperium is basically built of bad decisions watch me add to them

[gaunt wind]

Its a reaaally cool helmet though to be fair

[low blade]

The Mourningstar does act as the headquarters for the campaign though, so even with the Precincts they probably end up bunking there a lot

[split solstice]

but they do have their boss on the bridge
and so is most of the other leaders of the warband

[hexed vigil]

lol, Arbites have to commute to get to the mission screen

[low blade]

Taking a Valkyrie up so you can take a Valkyrie down

[astral basin]

Yes. Thats how a command hub works.
Besides. Its not like the vanguard is using their equipment at all times. They use stuff detrimental to their health bc thats what they are given.

[hexed vigil]

elevator convos in the Valkryie gonna be awkward af

[gloomy tartan]

The cutthroat vets I’ll show you mine if you show me yours line with one of the arbites made me laugh a lot

[hexed vigil]

worst public tranaport moment ever

[gaunt wind]

Commuting to do a Havoc 40 no wonder theyre in a bad mood the whole time

[split solstice]

the vanguards themselves have been so irradiated by the use of rad weapons they debilitate nearby enemies

[astral basin]

The valkyrie that grabs the rejects picked up the arby first
“I couldve gotten on with the mission already but i gotta rely on YOU lot”

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t want to be irradiated by my teammates

I don’t need three balls

[hexed vigil]

Full Metal Jacket moment

[gaunt wind]

The Radbois are just too cool for any biologicals to hang around

[low blade]

Love the idle animation where one guy is just asleep. Or the cunty way someone can cross their legs is great

[hexed vigil]

flesh is weak

[astral basin]

Putting leg on knee is cunty?

[split solstice]

"the flesh isnt week" sure doesnt seem so true when you have to stay close to a vanguard or live on a forgeworld

[low blade]

There's an aura there that screams they're serving. Or they think they're serving

Its not the cunty you may think

[gloomy tartan]

Great now I’m overthinking what my veterans doing in the Valkyrie

[gaunt wind]

Iron within Iron without

[gloomy tartan]

I think my veteran is allways bouncing their knee or asleep

[hexed vigil]

Weakness is a choice

[low blade]

Gotta wonder what the Valkyrie ride is like on the way back up too

[gloomy tartan]

I never thought about the way up

Is that when they gamble

[tribal shale]

4 rejects passed out on the floor

[hexed vigil]

Ogryn won't stop talking about Rashuns!

Zealot screaming about not killing enough.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean veteran has the catching their breath stance for mission success

I assume they just fucking sleep in a corner

[hexed vigil]

Psyker is either creepily silent or mumbling something.

[split solstice]

sometimes rejects die because an ogryn fell on them when passing out on the way up

[gloomy tartan]

The moment when a ogryn rips ass right when the Valkyrie takes off

[hexed vigil]

Vet just wants a bunk, a drink, and a broad.

[astral basin]

Everyone tryna get back out

[gloomy tartan]

Vet wanting affection?

Not my cadian

[hexed vigil]

#No true Cadian

[split solstice]

your cadian deffinetly wants affection, they are just in denial due to the trauma

[gloomy tartan]

A bunk and a stim

[low blade]

Agitator martyr Zealot adrenaline wearing off, slowly sinking more and more into unconciousness in the chair

Seer Psyker bugging out, eyes going glossy as the lucidity fades and delusions flare up

Brawler Ogryn plucking teeth out of his boot and haphazardly throwing them onto the floor

Professional vet trying to handle all of these things at once

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t you say things that make sense!

My stim addict cadian can stop anytime

[hexed vigil]

no thing such as trauma, only a lack of faith

[jaunty path]

Anything past a roof to shield you is a privilege

[astral basin]

Vet complaining about how he got his fit inspection ready just to get bile and blood all over it

[gloomy tartan]

Vet just wants more stims so they don’t fall asleep

[low blade]

Agitator Zealot the type to dramatically collapse onto the seat like a Victorian lady fainting but insisting they're fine as they start going cold

[gloomy tartan]

I’m popping stims like Ellis from left for dead 2 popping adrenaline shots

I don’t need sleep if I have a damage stim

[hexed vigil]

Piiiiiillls Pills here!

[little marten]

Poppin pills

[gloomy tartan]

I like the noise he makes when you take a adrenaline shot

He goes BRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBR

[somber stream]

Don't do drug

[gloomy tartan]

Hey stims aren’t drugs their combat enhancers

[forest moss]

We still don’t have any new Arbites cosmetics do we

[hexed vigil]

I can still hear this from the DasBoschitt shorts

[split solstice]

loner psyker is busy thinking about how survining another mission means they are the best ever and deserve better than having to ever interact with "these idiots" ever again

[somber stream]

You sounds very democratic

[jaunty path]

Yo where the gas at

[gloomy tartan]

Listen I earned a frame from doing stims

So it can’t be bad

[jaunty path]

[split solstice]

-# (machine) god i love how much of self agrandising asshole the loner is

[tacit geode]

Still no. GW still being a bitch

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently I’m not worried about what happened to the 21st

Whoever the fuck they are

I just want more stims

Gimme

[hexed vigil]

Better than sounding like a (clears throat of phlegm) L I B E R A L.

[jaunty path]

More types of stims?

What else

[somber stream]

Oh i meant space democrat

[forest moss]

We think they’ll have the same cosmetic problem with the new class?

[somber stream]

The super earth kind

[jaunty path]

Demonrats

[gaunt wind]

Fanatic has been a favorite of mine for ages

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t have food?

[little marten]

Do drugs 😈

[gloomy tartan]

Just take more stimsx

[low blade]

Depends on the class. Ganger, no way. Skitarii, yes.

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t need sleep don’t need food don’t need air just stims

[jaunty path]

I do drugs

[low blade]

Genuinely I think the Arbites issue is just plain lack of canon shit to do

[jaunty path]

I take adderall

[tacit geode]

Maybe maybe not. No way to know until the class releases

[gloomy tartan]

Drugs do you

[little marten]

🏃‍♀️

[gloomy tartan]

That’s depressing

[somber stream]

God i wish

[hexed vigil]

100% organic stimms, straight from the manufactorun made from free range people

[gloomy tartan]

I figured everything in Warhammer had a long ass history of lore to pick and choose armor from

[low blade]

🤝

[little marten]

I wish I lived in a country where I could get ADHD meds without pursing a multi-year diagnosis or spending 3k for private health

[gloomy tartan]

Stims made from free range rat people

Increase accuracy for 60 seconds

[hexed vigil]

they can't go 2 far back, because they'd run into the Judge Dredd IP

[gloomy tartan]

Yo imagine stims made from psykers

Is that just salvia

[gaunt wind]

They have a few canon armors that would make good store items the problem is theyre old

[low blade]

Arbites have a long and complicated history of trying to rip off Judge Dredd without being sued

[gloomy tartan]

Ohhhh shit so me calling arbites robo cop is a smart joke

[tacit geode]

Well they were originally judge dredd minis

[hexed vigil]

that's an actual plot point on Wahammer+ TV

[last scarab]

Oh yeah, I did my first havoc 40 earlier. It was also the first Havoc mission I’ve completed

[gloomy tartan]

Since robo cop and dredd have history

[low blade]

Hence why they have been soft-redesigned lately

[split solstice]

to be fair, i believe they were invented by people that also invented (or at least worked on) judge dredd

[shadow scarab]

guys I had a bad nightmare that the class reveal was postponed last minute.

So whats the new class?

[last scarab]

It was fun

[low blade]

Digganobz

[gloomy tartan]

The new class is your eldar girlfriend you heretic

[last scarab]

I got 15 penances from it too

[shadow scarab]

understandable

[hexed vigil]

GW had a license to make Judge Dredd models. They just used that to subb for their TT games because they couldn't make all the models for their unique Ip

[gloomy tartan]

What a rich and complicated history

[jaunty path]

Multiple fucking years is crazy

[low blade]

Arbites cosmetics have to both get approved by GW designers and the lawyers too lole

[last scarab]

Murica, home of the free and the ones in medical debt

[little marten]

Yeah if you get it caught as a kid it’s fine but as an adult it’s crippling

[split solstice]

well yeah, but i ment like, at least one person in common for being behind stuff for both of them

[low blade]

Meanwhile a Ganger would be basically free reign with all the Munda range

And Skitarii would have a few rotations before issues arise

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine being a reject

[tacit geode]

So free they've already used munda cosmetics in darktide lol

[low blade]

There is, as we speak, a Cawdor in the shop. Not even inspired by, its straight up a Cawdor

[gaunt wind]

Hes a Brit lmfao

[hexed vigil]

think it was the writer who was gonna write Malal lore, but he had a fight with co-writer so that just ended

[gloomy tartan]

No Mountain Dew, no mc chickens, no music, no booty, no silk sheets.

[little marten]

If I lived in America I would own a ar 15

[fast gorge]

everyone wants kroot

[gloomy tartan]

Tragic life for our rejects

[fast gorge]

everyone

[gloomy tartan]

Not even silk sheets

[split solstice]

yeah, problems with gangers being "free range for munda range", is that basegame classes are alrteady that

[last scarab]

I’m not legally allowed to own a firearm because of how bad my mental health is

[little marten]

Unfortunate but probably for the best

[low blade]

Not exactly, we've pretty much gotten

Cawdor zealot
Enforcers

[last scarab]

I’m also not allowed to operate a vehicle

[little marten]

One day may you be mental sound enough to bare arms

[low blade]

Thats basically it

[gloomy tartan]

I bet cutthroat veteran would smoke alot of pot as a roommate

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[little marten]

I’d love to move to America and live in like the Appalachia’s or something or maybe even desert

Wake in the trailer park every morning

[twin flower]

But why

[little marten]

Smoke a cig clean my gun and head to the nearest backwater strip club

[split solstice]

i can see stuff for all the other ones (that you CAN fit in darktide) also being possible for one or more classes

[gloomy tartan]

I bet the zealot lights up candles all the damn time

[gaunt wind]

Which zealot personality is smoking the most pot though

[fast gorge]

not the appalachias

[last scarab]

It sounds nice until you can’t afford anything

[fast gorge]

that shit is haunted

[low blade]

Such as?

[fast gorge]

idgaf

[tacit geode]

I think it's a Reclaimator I'm gonna call that

If I'm wrong I'm wrong is what it is

[twin flower]

With a picture of Big E, that he prays to every morning

[gloomy tartan]

Big E

I love that

[little marten]

I could sell drugs

[gloomy tartan]

I’m imagining biggie smalls on the throne

[gaunt wind]

I live in the Appalachias can confirm I can afford things, and that it is haunted.

[gloomy tartan]

And I’m laughing

[last scarab]

I could too

[little marten]

I feel an enterprise forming

[jaunty path]

Nurgle tell me why you want to be sun burnt white trash

[last scarab]

Maybe when I’m not shitfaced

Anyways I’m gonna go sleep

[little marten]

Half my family are that, we just lack the sun

[fast gorge]

how it felt in 2016 when we had to deal with bigfoot, slenderman, killer clowns and pennywide just to get places

[gaunt wind]

Why are Appalachians getting flamed for no reason lmfao

[limpid ginkgo]

THEY MOVED THE CLASS REVEAL

[gloomy tartan]

Idk

[limpid ginkgo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

I mean look

[jaunty path]

Ronald mcdonald died in 2016

[gaunt wind]

Where are you guys from so I can talk shit about your people

[gloomy tartan]

You know what happened in fallout

[low blade]

No way this is the first we have heard of this

[tacit geode]

Next week™

[gloomy tartan]

We took Alaska

Cuz oil

So

Blame Todd Howard ?

[jaunty path]

Oil

[low blade]

Midwest, you cant say anything worse about it than we already say

[jaunty path]

I love drinking oil

[fast gorge]

Oiled

[jaunty path]

We need more oil

[gloomy tartan]

The mechanicus need more oil

[hexed vigil]

I thought it was the seal clubbing.

[limpid ginkgo]

🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️

Mu oil

No steals

[gaunt wind]

I can never talk bad about the bread basket of america

[limpid ginkgo]

UA

[hexed vigil]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

no steals

[limpid ginkgo]

No, shoo

[hexed vigil]

arson

[little marten]

HAMBURGLER SPREAD LIES

RONALD LIVES

[gaunt wind]

I was kidding guys I dont actually want to talk bad about your peoples, unless youre french

[little marten]

Alaska would be a cool place to live

Anywhere in America that wasn’t a city

[twin flower]

Isnt getting a greencard super hard nowadays

[gaunt wind]

Alaska is cool, seeing the northern lights will make you feel something primal

[gloomy tartan]

Stims make me feel primal

[little marten]

I could retire to the Florida Keys and just live by a swamp

With my gun

[gaunt wind]

Depends on the purpose of your trip, a tourist visa is fairly easy to get

[hexed vigil]

but they check your social med for Baby Vance memes

[jaunty path]

Are yall hype for the fnaf 2 movie

[little marten]

I don’t got social media I’m fine

Let me in!!!!

[jaunty path]

_>

Bitch ur on discord

[split solstice]

orlock for vets (or anyone really, they look relatively generic)
goliath for ogryn (think there might be some already but may be wrong)
escher for anyone (tho male vers might have to be more visually themed after rather than being accurate)
delaque for psyker (if its even possible to have someone in that long robes and have it not look weird in darktide)
and perhaps some ash waste nomad stuff for pretty much anyone

cant see any more gangs being suitible for darktide cosmetics at all, because they are too high tech and/or non human gangs
unless Kin get added as a dlc, then they could get ironhead squat cosmetics

[little marten]

Is this social media?

[jaunty path]

Yea

[hexed vigil]

yah

[somber stream]

Yes

[wicked sentinel]

Citizenship is the hardest. Most citizens born in US even couldn't pass the test

[little marten]

Bye then

[gaunt wind]

Which is so weird as JD has shared similar memes himself lmfao

[jaunty path]

More social than others in my opinion

No fucking algorithm

[somber stream]

Orly

[gaunt wind]

I cant use any other social media anymore my brain rots away

[jaunty path]

Okay no deep scrolling

[little marten]

I think if your TSA saw my discord message history I’d get promoted to education secretary immediately

[jaunty path]

It doesn't have doom scrolling

[somber stream]

It has doom chatting

[jaunty path]

Shhhh

[somber stream]

People forsake sleep just to stick around

🫵

[gaunt wind]

If they saw mine they'd label me a threat to national security

[little marten]

Only when you’re not here to bring the light

[little marten]

WANTED

[split solstice]

oh and corpsegrinder cults are of the table cus im pretty sure they are khorne cults

[somber stream]

Are you saying my appearance put others to sleep

[somber stream]

What the fuck is that

[gaunt wind]

Its 5am the fuck

[somber stream]

Skibidi?

[jaunty path]

Skibidi

[somber stream]

Good god

[hexed vigil]

skibidi toilet

[gaunt wind]

How deep in the skibidi lore are you Missus

[somber stream]

Now that's rot

[little marten]

I’m saying you bring the dawn

[jaunty path]

They said what the sigma once

[gaunt wind]

What the sigma

[jaunty path]

What the sigma

[hexed vigil]

the Hammer of Dawn

[rocky radish]

has anyone ever done in game interview videos with notable players?

[jaunty path]

I punched Epic Cole in the nose

[hexed vigil]

irl?

[jaunty path]

I killed Ainz

[gaunt wind]

Ball knowledge

[jaunty path]

I went to Japan

To kill chocob

Yakuza 0 style

[gaunt wind]

Whats a chocob

[hexed vigil]

turn that duck chicken into a roast

[jaunty path]

Cracked darktide player

[little marten]

Ok TikTok time

[somber stream]

Chocob is Japanese? I thought he was Korean

[fair bridge]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[jaunty path]

Kill mallow

[somber stream]

Death

[jaunty path]

Yeah hes from japan

Guy has 4.7k hours in darktide

[analog marsh]

So sad dafuqboom resorted to creating brain rot, their stuff before skibidi toilet was actually good.

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

I like his vid a lot

[lucid anvil]

ez views

[somber stream]

THe only Darktide youtuber i watch, actually

[analog marsh]

I know, but it's still sad.

[jaunty path]

Money is money

[hexed vigil]

capitalism

We live in a Society

[jaunty path]

Listen

If I was making bank

Shoving out the same bs

I'd keep doing it

Hopefully it'll be nothing I'd care about

[hexed vigil]

GW business model frfr

[jaunty path]

Cuz I want the money and need the money

[twin flower]

lmao

[jaunty path]

Money can't buy happiness. But it can sure as hell buy a house

Or a condo idk

[twin flower]

It can buy things that make me happy

[jaunty path]

It can pay off health bills

[hexed vigil]

no, the hedge funds already bought them
ya gotta rent from Blackstone

[analog marsh]

Top 5% perhaps, but the rest of us cant afford one.

[jaunty path]

Man I don't care gimme a million dollars

[rocky radish]

I'd never heard of Chocob before, so i decided to check out one of their videos.
Holy hell.
Their skill is on a whole different level

[little marten]

If I had all the money in the world you would have none because i would have all the money

[analog marsh]

Money would be meaningless, so you would be broke just like us then since it lost all meaning.

[little marten]

No because I would have it all

[twin flower]

If I had all the money, I'd buy you all houses

[somber stream]

Buy me a forest

[wicked sentinel]

That's the price of a house

[twin flower]

I will if you tell me why

[rocky radish]

having loads of money would absolutely make me happy. loads of time for projects. could hire a cleaner to do housework. My life would be pure bliss

[somber stream]

I can make a PC room for you to tide for free

In the forest

[jaunty path]

One way or another my issues are money related. I just wanna get outta here 💀

[hexed vigil]

but what about the bears?

[jaunty path]

Get a nice apartment. Get a bed.

[analog marsh]

Money only works if people go along with it's function, but if you had all the money in the world no one would give you anything, it's just some paper or numbers on a screen, it has no value by itself. Assets are better then money.

[somber stream]

Bears are part of the experience

[rocky radish]

most of my issues aren't caused by money, but can be solved by it

[jaunty path]

Couch tv and shit and set up my cave area

[twin flower]

Gotta kill a bear to get to the PC room yeah

[jaunty path]

Then

[somber stream]

Wtf don't kill the bear

[jaunty path]

I want to go to bed

[somber stream]

Get a pepper spray or something

[jaunty path]

Then think about what I'm going to do next

[jaunty path]

There's bear spray

[obtuse oak]

Money can't make you happy, but it can remove circumstances that make you unhappy

[jaunty path]

^^^

[twin flower]

Well i aint gonna wait til it kills me whaddya want

[hexed vigil]

crazy forest security, what happend to 2 factor?

[jaunty path]

Money pays for therapy

[split solstice]

why are people talking about killing bears?

[jaunty path]

And medication

[obtuse oak]

You still need self-actualisation for real happiness but it's much easier to focus on that when you aren't poor lol

[jaunty path]

^

Material items will never fill the void

[twin flower]

Cuz I wanna know what bear meat taste like

[proud mural]

[jaunty path]

But it can improve the environment by so fucking much

Man

[somber stream]

Don't kill my bears

You can punch them in the face or something

[hexed vigil]

I can distract myself for long enough with the money

[jaunty path]

Is licht that one manga guy with the bear

[somber stream]

Who?

[proud mural]

[somber stream]

The one with Putin?

[obtuse oak]

I was poor and bad with money for a while but we climbed out of that financial hole and are doing well enough not to have to be anxious about money problems all the time and man. MAN. It's been so good for my mental health. Shit is crazy

[jaunty path]

Whoever knows already knows

[twin flower]

Arent there like aggresive bears

[obtuse oak]

Being poor is so stressful it literally makes you sick

[somber stream]

Glad you're out of it Hank

[little marten]

I would offer them some money but I would also buy the shop they shop at I would be paying them to pay me

[jaunty path]

Whos sick idea was it to make mental health and physical health go hand in hand

[twin flower]

Uhh

Health care systems?

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna be a good person and go to heaven so I can kill god

[rocky radish]

on the flip side, exercise can help improve mental health

[twin flower]

Yeha, stop being fat

[little marten]

She won’t allow that

[analog marsh]

I mean isn't it body and soul goes together or some shit?

[twin flower]

Go exercise

[split solstice]

is everyone even talking about the same type of bears?
because there are two deffinitions i know of wich have some important diffrences and only really has "big hairy creature" in common

[jaunty path]

No I mean mental health can really have affect on your body

[hexed vigil]

the ones with the noses

[jaunty path]

Poor mental health literally harms your body after a certain point

[split solstice]

both those types tend to have noses too im pretty sure

[analog marsh]

Yeah, because of stress, which is unhealthy.

[little marten]

My mental health is in the gutter and yet I feel like my understanding of myself is better than it’s ever been

[somber stream]

Look inside

Close your eyes

[little marten]

I’ll just become a streamer to get rich anyway it’s easy

[jaunty path]

I need to head to bed soon. I will when I finish seltzer water

[somber stream]

Whuh

[molten matrix]

i see a tech adept in darktide

true hapiness

[twin flower]

I see it too

[jaunty path]

Only things keeping me company is vinesauce and discord

[somber stream]

That's kinda fly

Not gonna lie

[twin flower]

The hell is vinesauce

[jaunty path]

Kill this person

[split solstice]

have you tried dedicating yourself to tzeentch rather than nurgle to improve your mental health :)

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

How dare you be unfamiliar with a gaming channel I like

[analog marsh]

No Tech Adept at the reveal = riot.

[twin flower]

Must not be popular enough

[little marten]

What makes you think it’s not part of a Tzeentchian scheme from the get go

[split solstice]

tzeentch wouldnt do that :)
i promise :)

[somber stream]

Why is chat a bunch of heretics

[elder merlin]

Tzeentch was the one who fucked it up in the first place, why do you think he joined nurgle?

[hexed vigil]

because of Society

[gloomy tartan]

Tzeentch watches animes

[jaunty path]

If there's no tech admech I'm gonna constipate myself for 3 months and head up to fatshark HQ

[analog marsh]

if you type tech adept and admech into the search, there's like 12k results when you combine the numbers.

[twin flower]

Hmm

[split solstice]

also nurgle is a god of despair and very "abusive parent" coded, so i dont think he is very good for your mental health

[twin flower]

Doesnt he care more about his followers compared to the other 3

[hexed vigil]

Nurgle loves you.

[molten matrix]

it wont be a hive ganger for the sole reason that its a planet specific origin and one of the vets is already an ex hive ganger

[hexed vigil]

Embrace the Grandfather

[jaunty path]

Nurgle farts you

[split solstice]

yes, in the way an abusive parent would, and also he loves the plauge inside you more than he actually loves you

[jaunty path]

The plague inside you?

[astral basin]

Duality of artists and streamers

[grave depot]

Every day I’m gonna check and hope for a “SYKE ITS READY HERES YOUR REVEAL TRAILER NERDS”

[jaunty path]

Parent?

[twin flower]

Oh no

Trauma dump incoming

[jaunty path]

Come here and we'll give you free paper cuts and lime squeezes

[grave depot]

Yummy

[jaunty path]

My daddy said I had no rizz and that I'll never meet Kai Cenat

[astral basin]

“We postponed the reveal bc we had the wrong shade of blue, and gw pimp slapped us last minute for the inaccuracy”

[gaunt wind]

We trauma dumping in general chat again hell yeah

[little marten]

Oh but don’t you see it, the skittering shadow that hides from moonlights gaze. Would that you could be free, sweet release, alas you are forced to dance for me. Oh my cherished puppet, strung up by this silken bonds. Oh such glee, such glee, as I make you dance for me. Alas, dusk brings a sombre warning, when twilight dawns, you will cease this dance. To become a tender meal for me.

😼

[twin flower]

Was he right?

[elder merlin]

Who the fuck is that

[jaunty path]

why would you think i know

[little marten]

He’s a fornite character

[jaunty path]

Hes

A

.

Streamer

[astral basin]

Better chances meeting diddy 👀

[jaunty path]

literally know nothing else

[twin flower]

Eyo

diddy no diddling

[elder merlin]

Poor @split solstice

[split solstice]

think about it, nurgle deals out exsesive punishment for small mistakes rather commonly
and when he doesnt its usually because he is playing favorites among his supposed "children/granchildren"
nurgle even put Isha in the damn cage to experiment on her! if there is supposed to be any "love" behind those actions its supposed to be him being an abusive lover!

[split solstice]

wut?

[elder merlin]

No reveal

[jaunty path]

Maybe I'm luke skywalker and my dad is darth vader

[split solstice]

doubt im any more upset than most are

[elder merlin]

Watch it be a ganger also

[jaunty path]

Should I kill my father yay or nay chat

[little marten]

No

[elder merlin]

Yes

[gaunt wind]

It’s going to be a Necron flayed one

[twin flower]

Maybe

[jaunty path]

Damn

[little marten]

Unless you’re looking for a new one. 👉👈

[jaunty path]

LOL

[stuck wasp]

Luke tried to save his father

[mortal pulsar]

Canoptek trvth nvke

[gaunt wind]

W rizz

[split solstice]

eh, if it isnt admech ill be dissapointed, but wont be so dissapointed as to be that upset
ill be more confused if its ganger than anything else also tbh, seems like a bad deciscion

ill probably not buy it if it isnt admech atleast :P

[jaunty path]

Im

Bored

Can someone activate a nuke

[wispy wadi]

Necron Flayed one coming in like "hello fellow hive gangers" as the skin is sliding off.

[jaunty path]

I need mass devastation

[twin flower]

May I interest you in Trench Crusade lore

[gaunt wind]

Same it’d have to be really amazing for me to buy it

[gloomy tartan]

Trench crusade nurses of death

[jaunty path]

Yeah no can I press the nuke button

[wispy wadi]

Ogryn box nade. Devestate others FPS

It's a rock with pvp function

[gaunt wind]

“Be not afraid” instantly vaporized

[split solstice]

which just means more money i can waste spend on commisions of my oc or on my pile of shame

[twin flower]

So the first crusade happened...

[gusty plume]

Morning Tiders

[wispy wadi]

Morning hive ganger

[jaunty path]

We ate them

[little marten]

If it’s Ganger I’ll buy it twice to offset your financial impact on FatShark

[jaunty path]

We ate all of them

We didn't spare anyone

[twin flower]

God dayum

Who hurt you Nurgle

[little marten]

The girl at school 18 years ago who told me to get a haircut

[split solstice]

999999999 curses from the changer of ways uppon thee

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

Bish didnt deserve you

[wispy wadi]

what if the class is a hive ganger... turned servitor?! I cracked the code, we can make everyone happy and unhappy at the same time

[jaunty path]

I hope its a servitor

[gaunt wind]

4000% increase in sales of hive ganger (it’s all nurgle)

[little marten]

You dropped this 👑

[gusty plume]

400000*

[little marten]

Round it up, I dare you 😈

[elder merlin]

Pile of shame?

[jaunty path]

40k taught me that war is awesome

[split solstice]

as someone who has been letting my hair grow out and it has done wonders for how i feel about how i look, you should have thrown bricks at her

[jaunty path]

Don't worry nurgle you look like a metal head

I think

Some kind of fucked up back alley wizard idk

[split solstice]

no, that lessens the potency as nine nines is the optimal number for maximum tzeentch-nes

[jaunty path]

Sorry holyshit I need to sleep

Should I start eating people

[elder merlin]

Yes

[split solstice]

term for someones collection of non-finished miniatures and the boxes of them

[jaunty path]

Thank you for supporting me in everything I do Paul

I'll keep you in mind when I usurp god

[gaunt wind]

Enjoy a nice can of corpse starch

[round mica]

is there a way to turn off head bobbing when shooting and using melee and running ?

shit started to give me headache for some reason

[little marten]

9️⃣

[hexed vigil]

use melee

[round mica]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[hexed vigil]

flail wildly

dont look

[gusty plume]

Warhammer 67k

[split solstice]

67 is a psyop from slaanesh and nurgle

[little marten]

Slaneesh kinda cringe

[gaunt wind]

I’m out of the loop on 67 and I’m grateful for it

[little marten]

Like we get it you like excess have you ever tried watching a concert without your mobile

[round mica]

i dont even know what those numbers mean but its what cool kids do nowadays

[hexed vigil]

care, you gonna set off her embarassment kink

[gaunt wind]

All I know is that I’m supposed to laugh

[round mica]

phantom gosling

[little marten]

If slaneesh asked me to dance at the harvest ball I would do a 360 spin and walk away

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

Sorry I don’t watch the Simpsons

[jaunty path]

Lets kill him

[little marten]

Ain’t u supposed to be sleeping huh

[hexed vigil]

you just went in a circle. you're still pointed at her

[jaunty path]

He doesn't understand the cirno joke

[little marten]

No because I did a 360 spin

[jaunty path]

Bro

[gaunt wind]

I’m going to bed it’s 6am perfect time good morning

[hexed vigil]

yeah, a full circle

[jaunty path]

Do you know what a goddamn 360 is

[little marten]

Yeah a 360 and then walked away

[jaunty path]

Kill nurgle

[little marten]

😼

[jaunty path]

You want to say

180

[little marten]

That’s only half

[jaunty path]

Exactly

Facing the other way

[little marten]

Well i did that twice for a 360

[jaunty path]

You will do a full rotation

[little marten]

Yeah and walk away

[jaunty path]

Yeah sure

[little marten]

This isn’t the first time we’ve had this discussion lmao

[jaunty path]

LETS KILL HIM

[hexed vigil]

Nurgle stagnation repeating same loops

[little marten]

Some would say doing a 360

[jaunty path]

One must imagine sisyphus happy

[ripe tangle]

6️⃣

7️⃣

[jaunty path]

6 7

[forest moss]

One must imagine Sisyphus busting all over

[jaunty path]

Someday I'll obtain sushi

[gloomy tartan]

Why did a zealot call my cadian vet brittle

That’s rude lol

[short oar]

What an amezing day to be literate

Amazing

[gloomy tartan]

Turned a compliment me being focused to a insult saying I’m brittle and their afraid I might break

[short oar]

Fml with the right build vet is tankier than zealot

Poor zealot

[gloomy tartan]

But zealots can run like sonic the hedgehog

[short oar]

In a game with bonuses to literally staying together

[gloomy tartan]

My veteran sprinting after the zealot like a kid with asthma

Ogryn in the back like the kid who walks the mile run

[little marten]

Zealot is all about snapping out then reeling back in, you are the firm hard rod of the emperor

[gloomy tartan]

Like a whip ?

[short oar]

Dont summon the slaaneshi dude

[gloomy tartan]

We shouldn’t be summoning anythjng to be fair

[astral basin]

Twas i. The mile run walker

[short oar]

What the fuck did it get hit with????

[molten matrix]

bolter

[gloomy tartan]

Oh hey it’s what happens when I hit a bolter headshot on a sniper?

[torpid turtle]

Blueballed

[gloomy tartan]

Thats neat

[split solstice]

turns out bolters makes people explode

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t they shoot little rpgs?

Like grenade launchers

[molten matrix]

gyrojet rounds

[torpid turtle]

Is this the blueballed discord server

[gloomy tartan]

Is that Heresey?

[short oar]

Suppose delaying a trailer os kinda like blueballing

[gloomy tartan]

It was the eldar

They delayed the trailer

[split solstice]

the mechanicus discord is also a blueballing server as the devs are blueballing us by not giving a release date despite us knowing its gonna be released this year

[torpid turtle]

I keep being reminded that you shouldn't wait or get hyped for anythibg

[gloomy tartan]

Get hyped for blue balls

[wispy wadi]

Get hyped for December 2nd to gang the hive

[split solstice]

nah im huffing hopium that we are gonna be able to skittle the hive

or atleast.... admech? the hive

[gloomy tartan]

Christmas update

We all get blue balls

Free of charge

[wispy wadi]

can't wait to get the patch late on the 2nd, wait for hotfix on the 3rd and then not play from the 4th onward because of other game updates and DLC and patches.

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[torpid turtle]

Like as the Christmas tree decorations

[gloomy tartan]

Rudolph the red nosed cyber hound skin

[forest moss]

Dude I swear

[deft solstice]

Is darktide cross platform between Xbox and ps?

[forest moss]

To the god emperor himself

[split solstice]

hat for the zealot where they wear a santa hat wrong because zealots are stupid (i main psyker)

[forest moss]

If that patch doesn’t drop on the 2nd

And isn’t bug free

[wispy wadi]

Is Darktide even on PS?

[forest moss]

I’ll tweak.

[torpid turtle]

Angry Ogryns!

[gloomy tartan]

It drops with extra bugs just for you

Specially made

Tailored

[stuck wasp]

yes

[split solstice]

good luck making a fully bug free game
especially a fully bug free fatshark game

[wispy wadi]

What if I want bugs

what if I want Nids?

[astral basin]

Can i get a hoi-yeah?

[gloomy tartan]

You can get turned into a servitor

[gloomy tartan]

Next class is a nid

Extra niddy

[split solstice]

next class is an abnormaly large grot

[split mauve]

two nids in a trenchcoat

[forest moss]

At least we can say Fatshark didn’t make a good first impression

I for one am prepared for the shitshow

[split solstice]

i cant way to post the skitarii tommorow pic the day before the reveal is supposed to happen for a second time

[forest moss]

I’m really hoping for genestealers

Or at least admechs

[split solstice]

genestealers would be very nonsensical as a class

[short oar]

Why would genestealer be a class

[short oar]

Dab me up

[split solstice]

the warband doesnt even trust eldar enough to work with them from what we can tell, no way thet would work with genestealers

[split mauve]

literally nobody trusts anybody

[median sinew]

the only conclusion is that jurgen is the new class

[forest moss]

Id burn you all alive for genestealers

And feast on your charred skin

[short oar]

Only weapon is melta

[median sinew]

and the reason it got delayed is because they have to confirm again if ciaphus cain is dead or not, for hte 50th time

[forest moss]

Like chicken

[nocturne horizon]

up to the incuisitor

[median sinew]

and tanna tea.

thats its name, right?

[short oar]

Also arent genestealers just infiltration forces for tyranids, why the fuck would we work with them

[split mauve]

we wouldn't

[median sinew]

they would have infiltrated

[nocturne horizon]

acheran died in the moebian sector so theres nids nearby

[split solstice]

im pretty sure the moment brhams gets told they will be working with genestealers and thus bringing them on the ship on mass she is kicking out the entire retinue of her ship

[obtuse oak]

Wait. What?

[nocturne horizon]

ye and chairon too

[short oar]

You telling me we might be getting ultramarines

[median sinew]

where are you getting this info from?

[primal gyro]

Is anyone there

[fading otter]

New GW release

[nocturne horizon]

no tjey all got wiped out in tje bottom of the hive world

[median sinew]

all i know is that acheran and chairon werent there, but that doesnt mean that theyre both dead.

in the trailer they werent there.

was there some other piece of media that contained explicit information about their death?

[fading otter]

They released a big lore paragraph thing

[short oar]

Mate there arent only 3 marines on an entire chapter

[fading otter]

Looked like a page from a codex

[nocturne horizon]

acheran found a genestealer cult witj chairon and destroyed tje exit and they all got killed

[median sinew]

tragic that chairon died then.

[obtuse oak]

They died on the planet Trygg which isn't even in the same Segmentum as the Moebian Domain

Completely different part of the galaxy

[split solstice]

no he didnt?
he died on the hiveworld trygg and there is nothing about that being in the mobian sector

[short oar]

Bruh

[nocturne horizon]

oh well someone mentioned moebian regiments mb

[obtuse oak]

No

Mordian Iron Guard

Not Moebian

[nocturne horizon]

oh rigjt

[short oar]

My source is that i made it the fuck up

[nocturne horizon]

mordians

[loud hawk]

off screen death sucks

[nocturne horizon]

ofcourse

[obtuse oak]

Imagine not knowing the minute differences between every regiment and not having fully memorised the entire lore

Couldn't be me

Skill issue

jk lol I can see the confusion now

[nocturne horizon]

im going to mutant slap you do jard

its the same tjing

[short oar]

You get the mordian groin goucher

[nocturne horizon]

they are both blue

[obtuse oak]

Wait who's they

[median sinew]

from what ive heard you can choose between being able to formulate sentences still and remembering all the warhammer 40k lore

[vivid sequoia]

Toast

[nocturne horizon]

mordians die in soft ceremonial uniforms compared to chad moebian uniform witj armor

[stuck wasp]

Only the Moebian 21st have been blue, and the Parade uniform of the 6th.
Mordian do use blue predominantly, but it look way different from the Moebian stuff

[ocean widget]

babies masters of warhammer 40k lore confirmeded

[nocturne horizon]

why couldnt they die on a planet tjat mattered like tertium

[stuck wasp]

Tertium is the Hive

[nocturne horizon]

brahms doesnt have the authority to remove grendyls warband

[misty thicket]

I thought regiments were named after their planets, isn't moebia a system?

[stuck wasp]

Most often it is named after a planet, but not always

[nocturne horizon]

thats like pdfs

serve the planet governor

[split solstice]

she seems to do
her letting them on there is already barely tolerated by her

[nocturne horizon]

inquisitors are above rogue traders

she csn be branded a jeretic

[stuck wasp]

It's not an issue of authority, they're on the same level, but Grendyl has dirt on the Brahm dynasty

[cyan moth]

I wonder what sort of Rogue Trader contract her family has