general-chat

[tall grove]

You’re only barely human then. Floridians are all t he r quarters alligator

[wide anchor]

eagle screech in Fahrenheit

[astral laurel]

"fake"

[twin dirge]

I felt I needed to clarify

[astral laurel]

Eagles don't screech dude, they chirp.

[long trench]

I thought that a 5k was like a marathon or smthing. Turns out its only like 3 miles

[wide anchor]

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY NATIONAL ANTHEM

eagle screech, guns blazing

[eternal sail]

What would u know owl

[astral laurel]

I'm not an owl

I am a bearded vulture.

[arctic escarp]

5 km?

[tawny gorge]

me when i fucking lie

[wide anchor]

You may not be an owl...

but you sure are a hoot

[tall grove]

You are in mortal peril

[wide anchor]

I'll just quell

[astral laurel]

Sayyy how fresh are your femurs

[wide anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-bald-eagle-eagle-america-american-gif-2277187416326490184

aww heck

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[tawny gorge]

pov: a redditor tries giving you a threat

[sleek harness]

IT'S TODAY

[astral laurel]

But really. How fresh are your femurs

[astral laurel]

I'm a little peckish

[arctic escarp]

16 times the detail

[wide anchor]

Uhhh... I got some collar bones...

[twin dirge]

My femurs are very fresh, broke em a whole 3 seconds ago

[wide anchor]

I got a wishbone here...

[astral laurel]

I'll take 'em all.

[eternal sail]

My EYES!!!!

[wide anchor]

NEEDS MORE BONES

[twin dirge]

I love it when a plan comes together

[astral laurel]

For those who don't know, bearded vultures are the only vertebrates that are ossivores, or bone eaters

AND yes, they do have red eyes with white irises.

[wide anchor]

Oh, I know, they're the metal bird

[tawny gorge]

woah, sonic reference

[astral laurel]

Too right.

[tawny gorge]

why'd i read that as too tight

[twin dirge]

I'll show you tight

[tawny gorge]

would you let your children near a furry?

[twin dirge]

Get in those trenches soldier

[wide anchor]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but...

leans in reeeeeeeal close

you're surrounded.

[twin dirge]

They was birthed by a furry

[tawny gorge]

shutcho ass up before i disintegrate your entire family and take away your legs

[wide anchor]

this whole chat?

furries.

[eternal sail]

I got fur but not a furry I’m a werewolf arwoooo

[final warren]

my niece is a furry or like going to be i s2g shes 8

and draws furries

[sleek harness]

Doubtful

[onyx arch]

They are furries, not pedos lmaooo

[astral laurel]

hate to break it to you.

[twin dirge]

Face the wall dissenter

[sleek harness]

Sounds like you are the furry

[wide anchor]

Silence, foolish skaven, you know nothing

[tawny gorge]

no she's just a child

[sleek harness]

I didn't gave you permission to call me my actually name

What is that

[final warren]

yah ok bud come talk to me in 12 yrs when shes makin more than you or I takin weirdos art comms online

[wide anchor]

Oh you're actually based

LMAO

[tawny gorge]

cue in that vid of the kid seeing a furry for 2 seconds and instantly crying

[wide anchor]

I SAW YOU, OSAA

[sleek harness]

No you didn't

[wide anchor]

YEAH I SEE YOU

[sleek harness]

[onyx arch]

OK the costumes ARE terrifying

[tawny gorge]

she might make more than you but leave my bank account out of it

[wide anchor]

I need to finish playing termina

[final warren]

come make me

[wide anchor]

I finished the first one and loved it

[astral laurel]

What fursuits?

[tawny gorge]

ewww

[onyx arch]

Yes

[astral laurel]

Fursuits are hardly terrifying. Unless you're afraid of mascots.

[tawny gorge]

i'm good, you may keep talking about my bank account

[final warren]

fursuits are scary i agree

[wide anchor]

I'm afraid of clowns

[final warren]

:o)

[wide anchor]

...

[tawny gorge]

reasonable

[eternal sail]

I live near a national forest so werewolves r common

[astral laurel]

I fear nothing

[compact adder]

I'm not. They do taste funny, though.

[west urchin]

i bartended once for an hour in a hippo suit, man fuck that, they gotta have like PC fans in them suits, shit was unbearable

[onyx arch]

new class?

[final warren]

i walked around in a partial one time and got sick from the heat idunno how they do it all day

[eternal sail]

I hope

[wide anchor]

I'm lion, I'm not fraid of NUTHIN

[astral laurel]

Well actually I do have fears but I know how to mitigate them and control them, not the other way around.

[grave plaza]

Oh shit, tomorrow, is tomorrow class reveal

[twin dirge]

I wore the lion outfit at my local grocery store for an Easter egg hunt, I looked like I had been swimming after I got out

[wide anchor]

Not even tomorrow, mere hours

[twin dirge]

[sleek harness]

I believe the new update is coming not very later

[final warren]

actually its being announced 11:59 pst, tomorrow

[astral laurel]

Yeah most furs also wear a cooling vest underneath their suits

[sleek harness]

What a fool

[agile raven]

The uh

[sleek harness]

It's today

[eternal sail]

Ii don’t fear anything but zombies.i don’t even fear death I fear un death

[agile raven]

Water circulating system beneath my CVC coveralls.

[grave plaza]

More birb

[astral laurel]

You say that, but have you ever been dying?

[final warren]

i used to be afraid of zombies cause like, I was worried we couldnt go grocery shopping

[onyx arch]

It's almost 12AM for me, RELEASE THE TEASER

[agile raven]

I should really fix that thing and start trying to see if I can use it.

[astral laurel]

I have ten stickers yes

[wide anchor]

I love birbs ngl

[twin dirge]

I fear prepubescent teens

[grave plaza]

I am a bird anyway. And im poor

[onyx arch]

I was thinking about driving an hour to see some Sandhill Cranes

[astral laurel]

Aren't we all. I got a good deal on these from a friend of mine

[agile raven]

Why do these two still have sticker perms.

[somber stream]

Please don't make the mod block the fucking stickers as well

[agile raven]

Can we take them away.

[grave plaza]

Idk

[wide anchor]

Oh shit, we have those where I live. I used to feed them with my grandparents a long time ago.

[agile raven]

Because these two are gonna be the reason we can't have anything.

[astral laurel]

So I mean the simple matter is that if the sticker spam bugs you, just block the spammers

[eternal sail]

I almost jumped outta a car in the interstate doing 90 mph I opened the door and my face was bearly above the road before I realized I shouldn’t jump

[wide anchor]

Sandhill cranes are the closest thing to dinosaurs you can find, besides like Emus

[agile raven]

Bitch ass move, we just ignore here.
The problem is it will come around to affect us.

[astral laurel]

I have a scar from ear to ear across my throat :

[wide anchor]

They're stuck in a feedback loop...

[astral laurel]

Bitch ass move? Nah man, curate your own experience online.,

[eternal sail]

Dang sucide attempt?

[sleek harness]

Affirmative

[grave plaza]

[astral laurel]

No, I say I got into a fight which isn't false but it was the result of a surgery to save my life.

[grave plaza]

Birds

[eternal sail]

Dang

[compact adder]

Fights death. Wins.

[astral laurel]

Yeah pretty much

[hazy kestrel]

Well that was fun.

[astral laurel]

I had cancer a few years back

[wide anchor]

THROW HANDS WITH DEATH, WIN, EAT DEATH

Ahh, fuck cancer

[astral laurel]

The surgery was a partial removal of my tongue and a neck dissection

[sleek harness]

You should join us

Have fun

[twin dirge]

Did it work

[astral laurel]

S'why if you look at my stickers you can see my tongue has two colours

[agile raven]

I should throw a brick at someone.

[eternal sail]

Be glad.u a survivor or still got it

[astral laurel]

well I'm 2.5 years cancer free

[hazy kestrel]

Throw it at a fascist.

[wide anchor]

I attended my coworkers memorial about two weeks ago. She lost her fight with cancer and we could barely hold it together :L

[grave plaza]

3 bird in this channel

[twin dirge]

Fuck yeah that's the shit

[astral laurel]

I'm sorry

[agile raven]

Who's that again.
Sorry the word has lost all meaning in this day and age.

[sleek harness]

Throw at the closest person (yourself)

[wide anchor]

She held on long enough to hold her grandchild in her arms, which is good. She had three different types of cancer IIRC

[grave plaza]

🐦

[astral laurel]

If that's what you think about the term "fascist" I got bad news for you...

[wide anchor]

All the chemo was too painful for her :L

[twin dirge]

I'll throw it at the closest person

[agile raven]

It missed.

[astral laurel]

Yeah oof I'm sorry. I just had one

[twin dirge]

Since imma bird that isn't me

[wide anchor]

Three birds and a lion so far

[sleek harness]

Damn, you suck at rolling dice ngl

[grave plaza]

You are a bird aki

[twin dirge]

3 birds a lion and a rat

[grave plaza]

🐦

[agile raven]

I aim to please but my aim ain't too good.

[twin dirge]

[hazy kestrel]

The racist / x-phobic right wing bastards.

Well, at least here in the States.

[agile raven]

Oh got it omw to throw it at the new New York mayor.

[astral laurel]

Fucking chud

[grave plaza]

Okay birdie, for a character design do you prefer bird hand using winged or actual hand shaped

[astral laurel]

I am exclusively a wing hands user

[compact adder]

Foghorn Leghorn style?

[twin dirge]

This is the way

[grave plaza]

Wing handed look nice

[astral laurel]

It's the proper way to do birds

[eternal sail]

My aunt had cancer of the lungs from smoking she survived thank god idk wut I’d do with out here she is hilarious.,and her big thing is always saying “oh lord” like I was at here house for thanksgiving and sharted my pants and she was like “oh lord”what’s that smell,

[sleek harness]

How you use feathers as fingers

[twin dirge]

Add bones duh

[astral laurel]

skill.

[sleek harness]

How tou fly with boneful feathers

[twin dirge]

Just give your feathers bones and meat

[west urchin]

anime magic, like how umamusume wear glasses

[twin dirge]

You are aware actual birds have bones in their wings right?

[sleek harness]

They don't

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t those hollow?

[inland mantle]

A rat doesnt know much

[twin dirge]

I mean yeah but they're still bones

[inland mantle]

Dont judge

[agile raven]

Animal anatomy isn't everyone's strong suit it seems.

[tall grove]

It really hasn’t

[grave plaza]

Some bird have like claws hand based

[grave plaza]

Which they look griffin

[sleek harness]

DUDE IS SAYING THAT FEATHERS ARE MADE OUT OF BONES

[astral laurel]

birds have hollow bones, but the internal structure and scaffolding is such that their bones aren't much weaker than the average mammal's.

[eternal sail]

People anatomy is the first step towards being a killer

[astral laurel]

No, they said that wings have bones in them.

[twin dirge]

That's why birds can slam into windows at mach speed

[inland mantle]

Sounds like a skill issue then my feathers are infact bone in

[sleek harness]

Oh so he missed the point

[twin dirge]

Boneless pizza

[eternal sail]

So where can we watch the stream

[sleek harness]

I didn't mention wings being made out of bones

Because they are

[astral laurel]

In any case

[astral laurel]

The reason I can use my feathers like fingers is because suspension of disbelief

[inland mantle]

[agile raven]

Anatomy failure, got it.

[astral laurel]

This is also why the bird women I have are stacked as fuck :>

[west urchin]

do we know it's gonna be a stream? arbite announcement was a trailer

[sleek harness]

Radiactiive birds

[lucid yoke]

anatomy itself is a failure

[eternal sail]

Oh idk I was guessing it’s going to be a stream

[sleek harness]

Indeed

[west urchin]

yo I hope you're right

[sleek harness]

You deserve a medal for your guess

No

[inland mantle]

Yes

[eternal sail]

Thank u kindly

[sleek harness]

I meant a bronze medal

[agile raven]

Another one for "sentences so confusing I chose to ignore them as soon as I read them".

[sleek harness]

He will eat the gold

[eternal sail]

I like bronze

[twin dirge]

It's today now

[sleek harness]

Ok

Eat bronze

Not gold

Gold is mine

[inland mantle]

Why not eat both

[sleek harness]

He can only have one

[inland mantle]

Damn

[twin dirge]

I like silver

Silver is shiny

[inland mantle]

Fake news

[sleek harness]

Silver is overrated

[twin dirge]

Gold is overrated

[sleek harness]

No

Nobody uses gold for shit anymore

Only rings and shit

[eternal sail]

Is it just me or they to many birds in this chat

[twin dirge]

Literally all jewelry ever

[sleek harness]

Silver is more used

[tall grove]

Subject yourself to mercy sanction, NOW!

[astral laurel]

Good hunter is here

[twin dirge]

Face the fuckin wall dissenter

[tawny gorge]

gold is the greatest investment lol

[lucid yoke]

gold sucks

[inland mantle]

On god?

[sleek harness]

So you don't eat gold?

[twin dirge]

We're talking about looks

[lucid yoke]

i shit gold

lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips

[compact adder]

It's plated on every pin in your CPU.

[sleek harness]

So you eat gold.

[eternal sail]

Oh yea if u ingest it in small amounts u become immortal

[hazy kestrel]

Are you sure you’re not a goose?

[inland mantle]

This guy gets it

[sleek harness]

Cool, I will sell them now

Thanks

[tawny gorge]

well thats up to personal preference

[lucid yoke]

no its alchemy

[tawny gorge]

i dont like it either

[onyx arch]

It is past 12AM now

[tawny gorge]

yellow jewelry is hard to style

[hazy kestrel]

Here we go again lmao

[onyx arch]

I did not mean to start this again

[astral laurel]

Fun fact: alchemy is real, we can turn lead into gold.
Not fun fact: doing so kills you.

[inland mantle]

Too bad

[sleek harness]

Hold on

[tawny gorge]

silver is the way

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[eternal sail]

My eyes!!!!

[wide anchor]

Tfw 133 GB

[tawny gorge]

now listen to me

[inland mantle]

No

[onyx arch]

I am failing aurics today and I am starting to wonder if it's my fault

[sleek harness]

No

Random sucks

[hazy kestrel]

We all have good days and bad days.

[icy wedge]

so the new class is being revealed in 4 hours?

[astral laurel]

One time I pissed off a Helldiver that had joined me by constantly saying "FOR THE MASTER OF MANKIND" in chat.

[twin dirge]

Have you tried skill issue?

Just carry

[inland mantle]

Blame your team like a real gamer

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

[onyx arch]

Nevermind, I just literally joined a lobby at the game-over screen. lmao

[tawny gorge]

shut up im slow the chris chan bit is long

too long

[tawny gorge]

no

[sleek harness]

Yuh

[twin flower]

Wuh

[sleek harness]

Don't cope now

[west urchin]

pretty easy answer, if you died first - yes, if you died last, no.

[tawny gorge]

i'll cope whenever and however i want

thank you very much

[inland mantle]

Real

[sleek harness]

What if I die first because my team exploded the barrel besides me on purpose and made me fall into the void?

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[sleek harness]

Fair

[lucid yoke]

that doesnt happen

[sleek harness]

I will do it to them first

[hazy kestrel]

Should have exploded it before walking by.

[lucid yoke]

because nothing ever happens

[ancient tinsel]

I can't wait for the new ratling class

[astral laurel]

I actually refused to do the explosive barrel event because I could not do a mission without being thrown into the fucking void

[sleek harness]

You stay at the Morningstar doing nothing but scratch your butt and look at the new general

[lucid yoke]

diggin

[hazy kestrel]

I vaguely remember that one. Wasn’t too bad.

[ancient tinsel]

Wait so I just came back from like a four month break. Is Havoc essentially dead now?

[inland mantle]

🥀

[sleek harness]

No

[astral laurel]

Well it pissed me off

[sleek harness]

Depends on day and server

[hazy kestrel]

It’s somehow worse that last season.

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid.

[twin dirge]

I miss the one where everything was on fire

[ancient tinsel]

Well damn. How'd they manage that?

[astral laurel]

plasma gunners were fine

[hazy kestrel]

Ahh yes, the retinal burn simulator.

[astral laurel]

goo armour was fine

[west urchin]

man I went down the rabbit hole of that sonic sticker and just learned what OM is

[twin dirge]

Breathe deep brother

[sleek harness]

I miss the time where every random didn't had Havoc 40 tittle and still died like a fool

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, just had to whack them first.

[astral laurel]

I can't play havoc because I don't have a dedicated fireteam D:

[sleek harness]

OUTCOME MEMORIES

[inland mantle]

Havoc modifiers that give unreal DR to stuff. On top of health buffs to crushers

[hazy kestrel]

No, I’ll probably die because of smoke inhalation triggering my asthma.

[wide anchor]

NO >:L

[twin flower]

Play with randoms

[wide anchor]

They shot through walls with pinpoint accuracy

[wide anchor]

that wasn't fun

[astral laurel]

Can't, you need a party to search for others and I never have a party.

[wide anchor]

"Oh ima just take cover" NAH IMA JUST GET BLASTED THROUGH SOME METAL

[inland mantle]

Pub it and then want to die within 2 matches

[tawny gorge]

it was 2 months ago

[twin flower]

Ive found parties as a solo though what do you mean

[astral laurel]

Just shoot them first.

[sleek harness]

Plasma Gunners appeared more and did more damage before

[west urchin]

me at first: *oh i like sonic! cool! * me after 5 minutes: oh.

[wide anchor]

:c

[hazy kestrel]

My memory is not good.

[wide anchor]

What if I can't...

[inland mantle]

Do it

[twin flower]

Git gud

[astral laurel]

RUn.

[eternal sail]

Did u know a 50 pound lead pressed weight can stop a 12 gauge slug

[inland mantle]

[sleek harness]

Did you saw the Amy Rose's maid costume in the game?

[onyx arch]

I would be perfectly willing to play havoc on random matchmaking. I really don't mind when I lose or when someone is doing particularly bad. Lol

[hazy kestrel]

Alright folks, I’m gonna go sleep now. See you all

[inland mantle]

Gooners rise up

[sleek harness]

I think Amy is a child in that game

[inland mantle]

Idk my sonic lore

[eternal sail]

Give me my hive ganger already!!!fat shark!!!!

[astral laurel]

Amy is a child in like every game

[ripe tangle]

aren't Sonic and Amy underaged in every game?

[wide anchor]

All I know is that Eggman bodies everyone that isn't a hedgehog

[astral laurel]

I think Rouge is too tbh.

[arctic perch]

Officially yes but they are not written like that at all

[inland mantle]

On that sigma mindset

[sleek harness]

The today game's not

Also hello Sister

Die.

Just kidding

[wide anchor]

or IS he...

[inland mantle]

50/50

[west urchin]

when i searched for amy's outfit i got a bunch of newgrounds results that took me back to early 2000s nostalgia, brb gonna cry in the shower real quick

[sleek harness]

Eggman is the fastest being alive btw

[eternal sail]

At what time

[wide anchor]

I'm gonna die

[sleek harness]

He outspeeds sonic in every game

[wide anchor]

Newgrounds was the best...

[astral basin]

Newgrounds. Horrific

[onyx arch]

Isn't newgrounds kind of just used for porn now

[wide anchor]

Honestly, I have no idea

[astral laurel]

half the people here weren't alive when newgrounds was like THE place to go for everything

[wide anchor]

Madness Combat, the music...

[nimble valley]

Just gotta vent. If you're standing next to a player pinned by a dog, or a player next to a boss who is hanging onto a ledge. Please understand what to prioritize, thats all. Thank you.

[sleek harness]

Yall grew on Newgrounds? Damn y'all old as dust

[eternal sail]

Me waiting for my hive ganger

[wide anchor]

I remember when MC 7 came out...

[west urchin]

Pico's World 😭

[pseudo timber]

I remember killing Fred durst on newgrounds in 2006

[wide anchor]

ground breaking

[arctic perch]

kids these days dont even know what super mario bros Z is

[wide anchor]

Flash animations were based

[twin flower]

Why would they

[wide anchor]

Rest in peace, Adobe...

[west urchin]

entire catalogues of flash games murdering various celebrities, we had no rules back then man

[astral laurel]

Nah, rest in piss Adobe

Fuck what they're pulling with their creative suite

[sleek harness]

Say, when was this supposed Mario game launched?

[pseudo timber]

The golden era of the sloppernet

[granite jetty]

What in tarnation

This isn’t stimms

[sleek harness]

Dawg

[wide anchor]

Internet back then was fucking wild, loved it

[sleek harness]

Cat

Thing

Hello

[west urchin]

imagine all that was before AI too, the absolute dedication some of that slop took to make brings a tear to my eye

[pseudo timber]

Rat thing thing

Meowdy

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[wide anchor]

All your base are belong to us

k ima die of old age now

[granite jetty]

Filthy disgusting rats

[pseudo timber]

Soapdawop my beloved

[wide anchor]

Sparta remixes

[sleek harness]

How old are you

If you mind telling

[wide anchor]

32 lmao

[astral laurel]

baby

[wide anchor]

BABY?

[astral laurel]

(I'm 33)

[sleek harness]

Okay @elder merlin you have a rival

[misty trench]

I 'member playing storm the house and swords and sandals

[onyx arch]

SCATTER

[twin flower]

sandals

[astral laurel]

I was playing Runescape when the God Wars Dungeon was revealed.

[twin flower]

fuck me

[astral laurel]

That's how old I am.

[pseudo timber]

As a 25 year old I'm glad I got to witness the golden age of flash, and the new slop taking over our youth

[misty trench]

it's ok I only need to know how to spell between 9am and 5pm

[wide anchor]

Brother I remember when Barrows released, or KQ

I forget which one it was

[misty trench]

I remember getting one shot by the KBD

[sleek harness]

Old as... Almost dust

[forest moss]

Can’t wait for them to reveal new class, me get hyped for a few months, play the class nonstop, get bored, and leave all in the span of like 2 months

[wide anchor]

I made my account at the school library

[astral laurel]

I don't think I was playing at that point but like my first account was 2004ish

[west urchin]

lol same

[astral laurel]

I then didn't play for a while

[misty trench]

'06 for me

[wide anchor]

Runescape was my life for a long time

[onyx arch]

I am 28 and I miss my gameboy

[wide anchor]

05 I think

[west urchin]

oh man i'm like, old old

[wide anchor]

I comped on RS3, I still play OSRS a little bit

[sleek harness]

Aquila since the new class trailer is today can you spoil us

[misty trench]

I still have my gameboy colour

[pseudo timber]

How it feels waking up

[west urchin]

I graduated school in 06 lol, i'm almost 40

[wide anchor]

Last real content I did on RS was killing Zamorak himself

[astral laurel]

Also here's some nostalgia for you

I have an OG Xbox sitting in my TV cabinet and plugged in to play right now

[wide anchor]

I have my PS2 in my closet lmao

[pseudo timber]

But do you have jet set radio

[onyx arch]

My hands are too big for a GBA anyway, so I use my steam deck for the nostalgia trips

[sleek harness]

You fall from your bed to a 40cm height fall?

[astral laurel]

If you mean Jet Set Radio Future, I have to tell you that of course I fucking do.

[misty trench]

yeah it's a ||grot||

[astral basin]

Lenials the lot of ye

[lavish bane]

kkkkkkkkkkkk wtf

[sleek harness]

Grog?

[misty trench]

GROT

[astral basin]

Merry grotmas everyone

[onyx arch]

Yeah it's 11/11 TIME FOR THE TEASER

[sleek harness]

Ah, Groroth

[tall grove]

@grok is this true?

[pseudo timber]

Based that's only game besides soul caliber I played on the fat boy xbox

[sleek harness]

Brazilian friend, want a warning?

[lavish bane]

yes

[astral laurel]

I also have Midnight Club III and Republic Commando and KotOR

[sleek harness]

The warning is:

[misty trench]

I still play the OG bf2 lmao

[astral laurel]

There is only the OG BF2

Anything newer is fake and stupid.

[tawny gorge]

dw bossman

[lavish bane]

Is that it?

[astral laurel]

There hasn't been anything new from Star Wars in 12 years.

[astral basin]

Mfw i barely remember playing mortal kombat chess

[sleek harness]

Persona I would really like to ask age but then I don't want to look that fixated on knowing people's age

[pseudo timber]

Ah Armageddon my beloved

Grew up on mk

[sleek harness]

Yeah

No warning

[pseudo timber]

No bad title

[lavish bane]

[astral basin]

Build you kombatant*

[sleek harness]

There was a warning I was thinking but it felt of bad taste

Didn't wanted to tell anymore

[lavish bane]

teaser when my broda

[tawny gorge]

hop on mk chess

[pseudo timber]

They really fumbled mk1 they could have made it just like Armageddon minus the 3d arena

[tawny gorge]

i'll body you

then we go on mk blocks

[pseudo timber]

Ft5 chess Kombat

[tawny gorge]

no that would take too long

ft1

[pseudo timber]

Ft3

Keep it balanced

[sleek harness]

What is this nonsense

[pseudo timber]

Ft just means first to

[tawny gorge]

ft stands for first to

haha

[tawny gorge]

im faster than you cadian furry

[west urchin]

are these fake? new class spoilers maybe? https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ou0zho/anyone_else_find_these_unreleased_frames_could_be/ thread is 13 minutes old

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him?

[pseudo timber]

[sleek harness]

Imagine if they launch the class today

Imagine

Like

Imagine that

So believable

[west urchin]

i'd nut so hard i might die

[sleek harness]

Like just imagine

It do be crazy

Just imagine

Yeah imagine

[pseudo timber]

Okay that had me giggling in excitement

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Okay you have a serious problem

[lavish bane]

😱

[astral basin]

gets female ogryn instead

[west urchin]

i want it to not be fake though man, i kinda resolved myself that we'd get ganger, my emotions are all over the place now

[cosmic burrow]

TODAY

[pseudo timber]

As someone who's very new to darktide I like the idea of a robot alot more then a gangster

[astral basin]

Ill be upset if its admech ngl
I cant play the game bc of visual optimization

[sleek harness]

So this random Redditor found the frames for the new class already

[west urchin]

may be new, but already wise

[pseudo timber]

I just got my arb to level 22 so I have SOME time to finish his lvl 30 run

[sleek harness]

Maybe we are getting it sooner

[pseudo timber]

Shadow drop

Imagine

[cosmic burrow]

All signs on heaven and earth point to us getting a admech character

[sleek harness]

Pay 30% more for pre-order

[pseudo timber]

Pre order bonus is a wet napkin kissed by a servo skull

[astral basin]

“We found a sister of battle hairstyle in the files”
it was a discarded zealot cosmetic

Twas i, the servo skull that kissed the napkin

It was not wet at the time

[hallow oar]

Jokes on all. New class is just the Arbites dog, who can now play solo.

[sleek harness]

Pre-order bonus would be a golden skins for all the class only weapons

[pseudo timber]

Barktide irl

[lucid yoke]

its the dog with a bot arbitrator you can tag to shoot at enemies

[sleek harness]

This would be funnier if we just didn't got leaks

[astral basin]

Im tired of preorder bonuses being skins ngl

[sleek harness]

You want 3000 Aquilas and one kiss from Hadron?

[pseudo timber]

Remember when you got like a map or even like a fucking cheap trinket when you pre ordered stuff

I miss the cheap slop compared to digital trash

[lucid yoke]

i was hoping for mechanicus but now i hope its actually ganger

[sleek harness]

Well at least the aquila shop nowdays is better than before

Thinkets are only 300 Aquilas

[eternal sail]

What’s that?

[astral basin]

Mfw the cyberpunk preorder necklace is still metal af even if the game was broken af at the time

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

[wide anchor]

My friend gifted me cyberpunk recently

[sleek harness]

Hadron's same species

[wide anchor]

I'm actually enjoying it more than I thought I would

[sleek harness]

Buy the DLC

[whole glade]

how are we comrades?

[wide anchor]

I did :3

[sleek harness]

Happy

[wide anchor]

Not sure when to go there tbh

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus new class

[pseudo timber]

I feel like the game was definitely broken at launch but honestly to god the only problems I had with that game was the random PS2 graphics

[eternal sail]

Upset it ant a ganger

[whole glade]

yippee

[sleek harness]

After first or second chapter

[wide anchor]

Oh no, that's not a debate, it WAS trash at launch

[whole glade]

huh?

[wide anchor]

They had to do a whole No Man's Sky redemption arc

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[lucid yoke]

i cant wait until they release the ganger frame leaks

[whole glade]

i thought it was tmr?

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus new class

[sleek harness]

What is tmr

[pseudo timber]

I loved all the bugs that allowed me to zip across map tho

Fun times

[whole glade]

tomorrow

[sleek harness]

ITS TODAY

[wide anchor]

I felt bad for all the people who preordered tbh

Cus I love Keanu Reeves

[lucid yoke]

yeah dipshit its always today

[eternal sail]

I love that band

[wide anchor]

And I thought for sure it was just a cashgrab

[wide anchor]

But then they fixed it and made it good

The auto-drive with Delamain is comfy

[sleek harness]

We should commemorate by spamming this

[whole glade]

DAMNIT

[wide anchor]

I fucking love that image lmfao

[whole glade]

HOW DO YOU LEAK FUCKING BORDERS

[lucid yoke]

kill

[sleek harness]

It was in the files already

[wide anchor]

It's not difficult, there's a lot of unused borders and things like that in the files

[eternal sail]

Freaking terrifying

[astral basin]

So. Funny thing is
My step brother had cousins with a roached up trailer, and he liked to visit often
So the console was on its way out tbw
Several crashes.
The last of which. Completely broke the console. The last image that thing ever generated was of a clown with a grenade for a nose, after he got in the car for an escort mission

[lucid yoke]

no no, its going to be maps with mechanicus themes, but ganger class

clearly

[whole glade]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

[west urchin]

can one of our smart people like analyze the reddit post and tell if those are fake or nah

[whole glade]

IM ON CONSOLE

[sleek harness]

Being a data leaker

[long sigil]

[sleek harness]

Or a Redditor

[long sigil]

still no news

[wide anchor]

CONSULT YOUR LOCAL TECH PRIEST

[whole glade]

FUCK NO

[sleek harness]

Chinese Bart

We got lwaks

Leaks

[whole glade]

WEFRGTHYJUKILO

[sleek harness]

It's Adeptus Mechanicus

[wide anchor]

NO, YOU CANT FUCK THE TECH PRIESTS!!!

YOUR DONG WILL GET STUCK IN COGS

[lucid yoke]

yes, you can actually

[long sigil]

easy ragebait

[pseudo timber]

Seems legit

[lucid yoke]

ciaphas cain did it and so can you

[whole glade]

Robussy

[long sigil]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[pseudo timber]

Robussy 🤤

[sleek harness]

Dude I can't spell your name

[long sigil]

min jun

[sleek harness]

Min Jun

[pseudo timber]

Sad bart

[long sigil]

i am korean monkey

[sleek harness]

Sad Bart with moustache

[long sigil]

damn u

[whole glade]

imma keep listening to my book and grinding DT

[long sigil]

i am not china man

[sleek harness]

Korean Bart

[pseudo timber]

Batro san

[whole glade]

FUCK IT. im making a Karl Marx Ogryn

[eternal sail]

And then?

[long sigil]

and what

[eternal sail]

And then?

[sleek harness]

Bart why are your pronouns "FUCK/YOU"

[lavish bane]

him starving in 1 week

[pseudo timber]

Claps loudly and cries

[long sigil]

what

[whole glade]

huh?

[eternal sail]

And then?

[long sigil]

[eternal sail]

And then!and then!and then! And then!!!!

[lucid yoke]

brain damage?

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-labeouf-clapping-theatre-gif-15313749163340250467

[long sigil]

[eternal sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-ashton-kutcher-and-then-gif-5017028

[sleek harness]

Servoskull

Are you happy?

[long sigil]

happy is real?

[astral basin]

Koz you need to search your in game files, they hold the secrets

[lucid yoke]

no

nothing is real

[long sigil]

i wait death

[sleek harness]

Are you being serious orrrrrrr

[eternal sail]

How are u Korean Bart

[long sigil]

ye

hell

[eternal sail]

Why

[long sigil]

but i cant die yet

[lavish bane]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-boy-gif-19635953

[long sigil]

my mom gonna sad

[eternal sail]

What’s wrong

[obtuse oak]

true. dont let your mom down

do it for her

[long sigil]

kys is kill too

i dont wanna kill

[lucid yoke]

makes sense

[long sigil]

and i am not gonna kill my self dont worry

[astral basin]

For the utterance of the secret order of the twinkarii, you are to be made into a lamp servitor
-this message was brought to you by: johnson and johnson, a military company

[whole glade]

but i would be a twink servo to a dommy like hadron :3

[west urchin]

twinkarii

[eternal sail]

Stay strong pray to a benelovant god about it pray about it helped me when I had those thoughts

[lucid yoke]

were it so easy

[eternal sail]

That or try and watch some comedy a good laugh can work wonders

[long sigil]

so

news yet?

[lucid yoke]

yes, new class is you, the person reading this

[eternal sail]

Maybe ad mech

[long sigil]

and i hope they buff shovel

cool weapon but bad value

[lucid yoke]

veteran shovel?

[pseudo timber]

I hope they add a big cat to darktide

[long sigil]

yes

[eternal sail]

Ya I like using it too

[long sigil]

stab shovel

[eternal sail]

Good for crowd control

[lucid yoke]

i saw cole's 3.4 million damage havoc with hsovel

shovel

pretty funny

[astral basin]

Twink… servo…
Im tryna let that sink in. Not working.
You will be a cyborg decor piece and you will have no thoughts whatsoever

Well. You would. Wouldnt matter

[lucid yoke]

wait i thought that said servitor

how acn you be a twink servoskull

[whole glade]

and?

[eternal sail]

And u float around and release eltronic farts all day

[whole glade]

living proof

[lucid yoke]

its

its just skulls

is twinkhood a trait inherent to the shape of your skull?

[astral basin]

Gamer dent

First step

[whole glade]

huh

[onyx arch]

I keep failing aurics, this is depressing me guys

[stone jay]

Is there confirmed time for the class reveal?

[lucid yoke]

did you try blaming your team already

[arctic perch]

9 am PST

[long sigil]

ogryn enemy should be more powerful and spawn less

spaming fat ass is not good

[lucid yoke]

they already did that lol

[onyx arch]

The only thing that can make it better is for FATSHARK to release the teaser RIGHT NOW

[long sigil]

not enough i think

[eternal sail]

I agree I always get overhead killed by crushers

[lucid yoke]

how much more health can you give crushers

[stone jay]

Oh so another ~12 hours

[eternal sail]

Well really need to be fewer

[inland mantle]

Yes

[astral basin]

Swedes

What country has mandatory coffee breaks?

[eternal sail]

Heaven

[lucid yoke]

hell

(i hate coffee)

[eternal sail]

U don’t hate caffine

[astral basin]

Oh wait

[lucid yoke]

dont you look at me with your 50 docket haircut

[astral basin]

Its actually sweden

[lucid yoke]

coffee puts me to sleep

and doesnt taste good

[tawny gorge]

you got adhd

[lucid yoke]

thats my objective opinion and you're immoral for disagreeing

[tawny gorge]

im a licensed psychologist

[lucid yoke]

undiagnosed so ill never know

[astral laurel]

You may have ADHD if

[long sigil]

smart dog

[tawny gorge]

i just diagnosed you

[rocky radish]

I wish the Portly Porpoise would tell us what time the class reveal will be

[lucid yoke]

shit, i guess i have adhd then

[tawny gorge]

tf, why'd you call me a dog

freak

[lucid yoke]

is it not obvious?

[long sigil]

i have adhd and autism and anxiety

3 curse

[lucid yoke]

the three a's

[onyx arch]

anticipation of new furry class

[long sigil]

what

[tall grove]

Same here

It’ll get better. Hopefully

[long sigil]

cat sounds weird but dog is nice

[lucid yoke]

yeah they leaked felinid frames

[rocky radish]

For me, ADD and severe anxiety before. But the anxiety has been cured

[eternal sail]

Cause u a bitch

Ohhhhhhh

Jk

[tawny gorge]

who tf are you

[astral basin]

Sweden has something called “fika”
Its. Mandatory coffee breaks. Its culturally upheld at jobs

[tawny gorge]

fika sounds like figa which in italian means pussy

[eternal sail]

Just a snappy comeback is all

[tawny gorge]

mandatory figa

[lucid yoke]

sounds like hell

[astral basin]

…? Tf you on about

[lucid yoke]

what are any of us on about

[tawny gorge]

i mean smoke breaks are a thing

[eternal sail]

I like dew

[lucid yoke]

no i mean the pussy breaks

[tawny gorge]

ouch it breaks?

[lucid yoke]

yeah i sure hope it does

[onyx arch]

hawt

[compact adder]

It does. I've seen it. They repair it with a staplegun.

[inland mantle]

[tawny gorge]

[lucid yoke]

whenever i see someone naked i burst into flames

its a real problem

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[eternal sail]

Which one the ine between there legs or behind there knee

[silver mango]

What the fuck are yall talking about bruv

[astral basin]

Dumbassery

[rocky radish]

I feel like most of the time when someone talks about sex and body parts a lot, they are probably a kid making guesses

[lucid yoke]

regular human things

[tall grove]

Not exactly narrowing it down for this chat

[lucid yoke]

huh?

[compact adder]

Gods, at my age I wish I were a kid again.

[lucid yoke]

that implies the entirety of this discord are children

[rocky radish]

Most of us have more class than that

[lucid yoke]

sure you do

[eternal sail]

Well I am still a kid just my toys get bigger

[rocky radish]

"you're as bad as me" is a wild insult

[tawny gorge]

no he's just making fun of you for talking like a fedora tipper rn

[lucid yoke]

implying talking about the body is inherently bad

puritanism babyyy

we're so back

[astral basin]

Sweden has a culturally upheld coffee break at jobs
Called fika
“Fika looks like figa and that means vagina” was what happened

[rocky radish]

I hated being a kid. I want my mind now with my 25 year old body

[tawny gorge]

looks like?

[somber stream]

Just steal one

[tawny gorge]

you edit it twice and still fail

[compact adder]

I'll also accept that.

[eternal sail]

Smells like

[lucid yoke]

k is not very similar to g

[tawny gorge]

what type of girls are you seeing?

[somber stream]

3 hours

[lucid yoke]

until what

[eternal sail]

Mostly captain hooks

[rocky radish]

It is in Japan

[silver mango]

Are you sure

[pine basin]

Until reveal?

[long sigil]

3 hours?

what 3 hours

[lucid yoke]

3 hours until we wait 9 more hours

[somber stream]

...yes?

[rocky radish]

Where did you see that?

[eternal sail]

Hit till ya smell fish

[zinc kite]

adeptus
mechanicus

[lucid yoke]

thats not

[somber stream]

Usual Swedes dev update time

[long sigil]

ohh

[pine basin]

3 hours until we have to wait 9 hours

[silver mango]

Adeptus Mechanicus or I will kill myself

[lucid yoke]

i hope its ganger now

[astral basin]

soon™

[pine basin]

Rip

[eternal sail]

Oh yea hive ganger or I kill myself

[tall grove]

You won’t be missed

[lucid yoke]

i hope its hive ganger thats then revealed to be genestealer cultist

(100% lore friendly)