general-chat

[delicate vapor]

also drinking Kirks soda

[brazen pelican]

Who the fuck is Kirk?

[tall grove]

Dead

[whole glade]

guh

[brazen pelican]

Makes sense, the Emperor protects or something.

[silver mango]

Condom brand named "Emperor's Protection"

[delicate vapor]

Soda brand

[delicate vapor]

Not that Kirk lol

[brazen pelican]

Why use a condom if the Emperor protects?

[tall grove]

I’m aware

[silver mango]

The Emperor cannot stop you from nutting

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

Can't or won't?

[silver mango]

Probably both

[tired inlet]

I shaved my beard

feels good

[tall grove]

Shameful

[brazen pelican]

So you look 12 years old now?

[delicate vapor]

A

[lyric basin]

B

[tired inlet]

but now I have phantom motions of combing it

[old juniper]

Soon

[tired inlet]

Closer to 28-32

[delicate vapor]

Back in the youth

[brazen pelican]

Fair. :3

[tired inlet]

.I also cut my hair

[brazen pelican]

Heresy.

[tired inlet]

about 2.5 feet

[brazen pelican]

You're dead to me.

[tired inlet]

Oooh

it'll be back in like 3-4 years. It's a cycle

That Predator Badlands film is real fun.
I got the yautja popcorn bucket

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like hair.

[tired inlet]

one of my former students died in a car accident last week so I wanted an excuse to look professional and proper for the funeral tomorrow.

Kid was in his gap year before college

That way I'm not some hobo/retired heavy metal guitarist when I'm offering my condolences to the parents

[elder merlin]

There was a popcorn bucket?

Damn

[tired inlet]

https://www.amctheatres.com/movies/predator-badlands-78569

[rustic gate]

I have returned chat

Where are my fellow emperor haters

[main pike]

New Darktide class is ratling confirmed

[faint condor]

We hit forearms for the LEXXXX

[somber stream]

TODAY

[rustic gate]

Hi licht

Seems you’re always here twin

[analog prawn]

don't we have the new class showcase today?

[placid kiln]

on the 11th

in europe

so its either some time tonight

or tomorrow

[analog prawn]

its the 11th in AUSTRALIA

[placid kiln]

and they just mislabeledthe times

[analog prawn]

SO IT MUST BE TODAY

[rustic gate]

:000000

[twin flower]

Imagine waiting another day longer cuz of timezones

[rustic gate]

https://tenor.com/view/dammmmmmm-son-he-need-some-milk-gif-23611493

[placid kiln]

if anything its tonight

[analog prawn]

is there a YT video or something popping up

[twin flower]

Id imagine its the say as the arby yeah

[placid kiln]

its 3 am in sweden they usually post it later

they usually post those things

at like

10

or noon

afternoon

[rustic gate]

So… 7 hours

[placid kiln]

or 9

depending on how those godless swedes feel

[rustic gate]

The sweetish make good television

[lyric basin]

it's a theme for them to post around 12pm est important updates, and for patches around 7-8am est

[placid kiln]

yeah so it will be just posted late at night for alot of us

or early in the morning

[rustic gate]

Can’t wait for them to announce dreadnought class

[lyric basin]

they did roll out the nightmare and visions update at 6am est tho

So it could be that early, but to reach a broader audience immediately probably best to do it around noon

[placid kiln]

yeah so it could be at 3 in the morning for me

[placid kiln]

honestly ive usually gotten the first one tho

waiting for it

and then randomly seeing it was posted at like 3 or 4 in the morning my time

i live in west coast canada

[analog prawn]

buddy

that would

be 4am

tommrow for me

[tawny gorge]

insane

[upbeat turtle]

soon

[jaunty path]

3 hours

[tawny gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1428772843679912047/togif-2.gif

[jaunty path]

Slayer

Final predictions?

[tawny gorge]

its gonna be master chief

or arthur morgan

[tropic zodiac]

I have to keep coping that it'll be mechanicus related, I've been coping about this since release

[rustic gate]

Idc what it is as long as I have nades

[ocean widget]

New class is the shotgun king from shotgun king

[jaunty path]

Im sweaty

[tropic zodiac]

I want an Omnisian Axe so bad it'd be fun

[twin flower]

Its Hatemonger from Spaceking

[rustic gate]

New class is farmer with shotgun from DRAGON BALL Z

[tropic zodiac]

truthnuke

[ocean widget]

200% damage against female enemies

[twin flower]

New class is a 12 year old with golden hair

[zinc marsh]

i cant wait to either be super excited or mildly dissapointed

[tawny gorge]

blood angel initiate?

[tawny gorge]

interesting

you sweat, just like us humans

[rustic gate]

I can’t wait for everyone to say. “This is cool, but this would’ve been better”

[long trench]

I honestly dont think any class announcement would disappoint me. Only the actual gameplay can do that

[zinc marsh]

... i mean if i get turrets i'll become a relic pirate

[jaunty path]

I should sell my water vapor for a profit

[twin flower]

Your what?

[rustic gate]

I tried selling my used socks

[ocean widget]

Nobody wants your water missus

[rustic gate]

Didn’t work out well

[ocean widget]

Water vapour mac

[jaunty path]

Stop hating on my hopes and dreams

[zinc marsh]

you used the wrong wording, my friend
You never use the word "Used", You say "Vintage"

[ocean widget]

Get better hopes and dreams

[tawny gorge]

maybe you just suck at marketing

[fair bridge]

is that jiub breaking it down

[rustic gate]

Zenith is now my homeboy

[rustic gate]

And I’d buy missus water

[jaunty path]

[tawny gorge]

the saint himself

[rustic gate]

Have to support slaanesh after all

[twin flower]

Saying it the second time wont make me get it :kekw:

[ocean widget]

By chance you wouldnt have a bottle of "bath water" from a pink haired streamer on the shelf next to you

[rustic gate]

The stronger the chaos gods become the sooner the corpse god falls

[jaunty path]

I'll be getting rich soon

[rustic gate]

No I don’t 😂😂😂

[twin flower]

Are you sure about that

[rustic gate]

I’m notaheretic

[rustic gate]

You’re supposed to be my friend. I’ll eat you sparkhead

[twin flower]

With friends like these, who needs enemies

[tawny gorge]

not happening for beings above the chaos gods called the "gw executives" in ancient gothic, empower the emperor

[ocean widget]

The emperor only dies when family guy death posing him will make money

[rustic gate]

All my grey knight homies get bodied by custodes

[tawny gorge]

means youre not friends with kaldor draigo

[rustic gate]

I am son of vulkan

[tawny gorge]

youre not invited to the warp sex parties

[rustic gate]

I don’t like sex

[zinc marsh]

look, i'm just saying
If the chaos gods could kill him, why haven't they?
They never will.
Why?
Because aslong as the corpse emperor is on the throne, Tzeentch can commit as much tithe fraud as he wants.

[tawny gorge]

if only the supreme grandmaster was there to stop leman russ from using hype moments and aura farming on his knights.....

[zinc marsh]

he was too busy trimming the tiny men out of his beard

[rustic gate]

Guys I just said the best sentence of today

“Can I buy him”

[jaunty kayak]

Looking in here is like looking into the warp.

[fair bridge]

what game should i play

[rustic gate]

Darktide

[fair bridge]

what is that

[zinc marsh]

have you considered the hit game of all beloved people: postal 2

[rustic gate]

I’m going to get the heavy flamer

[silver mango]

Cyberpunk 2077

[fair bridge]

that's the piss game right

[zinc marsh]

Yes the piss game

Sign my petition?

[fair bridge]

for some reason it's still running like shit for me

no clue what's up

i probably need to upgrade still

[silver mango]

Computer skill issue

[zinc marsh]

its because your cyber got punked or something idk who the fuck is ashton kutcher?

[fair bridge]

i get 60+ FPS just fine but sometimes i get these fucked up dips

probably directx 12 nonsense

i want to replay PL again

[silver mango]

She Cyber my punk till I 2077

[tawny gorge]

bless his computer

[silver mango]

Oh Omnissiah please grant the machine spirit strength to run the hit game Cyberpunk 2077

[rustic gate]

Praise the omnissiah

[fair bridge]

kinda wanted to hop on DRG

i'll see if cyberpunk will cooperate today

[zinc marsh]

-# oh fuck he's reciting the canticles incorrectly

[rustic gate]

We should have a community wide baldurs gate run

And it’ll probably still not escape act 1

[twin flower]

We'll just kill each other

Among other things

[silver mango]

Who are you to judge VARLET

[rustic gate]

Sounds fun

[proper light]

Are we finally gonna get globule enhanced human class?

[tawny gorge]

is using a milking machine fucking the machine spirit of praising slaanesh

why did i say that

[silver mango]

You did not need to relay those words

[zinc marsh]

i dont wanna get MURDERED when the GPU FANS turn into FUCKING BLENDERS

[tawny gorge]

no, let me ponder

[silver mango]

IT IS A NESSECARY SACRIFICE VARLET

[proper light]

nah, it'll be like a jet and fly away

[faint condor]

Gahhh

[long sigil]

still no news yet?

[zinc marsh]

we got
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
new class announcement tomorrow
Nothing else

[sweet trail]

Kasane teto Spoken for but she's a musical servitor

[long sigil]

fucking hell here time is 11:30am and still no news

fat shark

what a name

[zinc marsh]

Time to get Krunk

[tawny gorge]

"but she's a musical servitor"
already is

[uneven ermine]

What we thinking

5am EST?

[proper light]

probably late tonight or tomorrow morning on your end due to timezone diff

[tawny gorge]

kasane teto is a slave you choose what she says

[zinc marsh]

whenever tacobell closes

[tawny gorge]

so is hatsune micheal

[sweet trail]

Holy shit ur right

[long sigil]

💀

[silver mango]

I hate kpop

[uneven ermine]

Probably gonna be a good while for you

[zinc marsh]

its ok

[proper light]

imagine if this time we get "enraged citizen" class kekw

[zinc marsh]

it'd probably hate you too if it was capable of sentience but its just a dumb music genre so dont worry about it

[tawny gorge]

zealot

[proper light]

aka karen class

[silver mango]

Ogryn with a silly hat

[proper light]

fair

[zinc marsh]

Thats just vet without survivalist

[proper light]

but with strong vent

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hertzfeldt-rejected-silly-hats-only-gif-5106174

[faint condor]

I want a like I want a I want a combat servitor

I want to be lobotomized

[sweet trail]

Well i meant physically she was a human and some fuckshit noble liked her voice and made the mechanicus servitorise her

[proper light]

summons "Manager" servitor

[silver mango]

I want mechanicus

Simple ass

[long sigil]

same

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-silly-hats-only-angry-beat-up-gif-15468799

[sweet trail]

I actually think thatd be cool

[faint condor]

Yes

[zinc marsh]

i want whatever gives me a turret

[fair bridge]

i'm a dumbass i didn't have DLAA turned on 💀

[long sigil]

i hope not the hive gang ass

[fair bridge]

runs great now

[zinc marsh]

I wanna turn DT into a TD

[long sigil]

oh space dwarf would be nice

[faint condor]

Or those rat sniper dudes

What r they called

[long sigil]

rat ass

[zinc marsh]

rations or something idk

[silver mango]

skaven

[proper light]

vermintide port? kekw

[faint condor]

As long as it’s not a catgirl guardsman thing I’m fine

[silver mango]

But what if I want catgirl guardsman

[zinc marsh]

Ratlings and Felinid additions
Friendly Fire Enabled™

[faint condor]

Face the judgement of the lex

[proper light]

this'll be fire

[ocean widget]

@jaunty path come get ur sacrifice

[faint condor]

LOBOTOMIZE ME!!!!

[long sigil]

what?

why

[zinc marsh]

have you considered eating 5 cartons of cottage cheese ?

[silver mango]

How do you want to be lobotomized

[ocean widget]

Dont question people who wish to be lobotomised, its likely they already are

[long sigil]

shiit

[silver mango]

We have

-needle in eyelid
-snip snip through nose
-brainrot

[faint condor]

I like the nose one

That sounds funky

[rustic gate]

Drakka

[proper light]

there's no need to "snip snip", they'd just wiggle the needle

[silver mango]

No we stick a mechadendrite up your nose and shishkebab your brain

[zinc marsh]

oh i thought you guys just put a blender in there

[faint condor]

Whatever makes me serve the emprah best

[silver mango]

Nose it is

[faint condor]

: )

[zinc marsh]

are you psykic?

[faint condor]

I don’t believe in magic

[zinc marsh]

... hmmm

sadly you wont work for the magic god couch blender...

[faint condor]

🙁

[proper light]

but who does that primitive method, we already have sefoni for this.

[long sigil]

autism kinda like magic

[rustic gate]

I have that

[faint condor]

Noo

I have autism

It makes me like

Trains

[long sigil]

suffer magic self

[zinc marsh]

damn

[robust prawn]

What's rhe new class

[rustic gate]

It makes me like warhammer

[long sigil]

me in fucking pain

[silver mango]

Ok bully ogryn

[rustic gate]

Hive hanger

[faint condor]

It makes me like a lot of things

[proper light]

sefoni can fix that.
changes Trains to Tanks

[rustic gate]

Unfortunately I like women too

[faint condor]

Ooo I do like tanks

[zinc marsh]

🅱️ive 🅱️anger

[rustic gate]

It is a gift and a curse

[silver mango]

3 skaven in a trenchcoat

[faint condor]

I like tanks and planes and the uss iowa

[long sigil]

wait sounds chaos

[rustic gate]

Love that

[trail bramble]

chat, are we all ready to learn Binaric?

[zinc marsh]

ok but like can we genuinely?

[proper light]

if it doesn't come with a mustache cosmetic I'm done with darktide

[hazy kestrel]

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[jaunty path]

:)

[silver mango]

Obesefish pls gib mechanicus

[faint condor]

Are you my lobotomizer

[long sigil]

i wish die

[jaunty path]

yea

[misty trench]

you're all gonna be so dissapointed when it's a genestealer holy moly

[long sigil]

damn

[trail bramble]

don't put that evil on me

[jovial hearth]

Honestly wouldn't mind if it was a gene stealer

[silver mango]

Me when my jeans stolen

[jaunty path]

Fact hes says this shows its not

[proper light]

nooo but I have great genes

[jovial hearth]

As long as it's a gene stealer or an ad mech class I'll be happy

[jaunty path]

if its true, GW death squad is gonna touch him

[faint condor]

Combat Servitorrrr

Gimegime

[zinc marsh]

dude

[long sigil]

anyway what is broker means?

[zinc marsh]

i cant wait to be able to skip being able to dual-weild weapons to fucking triple-wielding revolvers

[gaunt wind]

The other rejects are the only people who can tell its a genestealer but everyone else berates them for thinking such a thing

[tropic zodiac]

alright chat, it's obviously gonna be a Kin, but everyone's gonna call it a Squat and no one will know they're totally not xenos/abhuman /j

source: it came to me in a dream

[hazy kestrel]

Life could be a dream, life could be a dream! — I need a Mechanicus class like a fish needs water.

[misty trench]

I was tasked with providing misdirection so nobody will realise it's a drukhari

[zinc marsh]

Arbites just glaring at them like james from Dexter

[long sigil]

dwarf cool

[proper light]

my beloved said it wouldn't be

[jaunty path]

You are a bad person

[long sigil]

i wish i reborn as dwarf

[tropic zodiac]

ahhh dang it... can't argue with your beloved...

[jaunty path]

Nuke hun pls

[tawny gorge]

🔥

[silver mango]

Just be under 180cm

[long sigil]

or simple rock

[wanton spindle]

I hope they do that, it’d be hilarious.

[long sigil]

i am 183cm and 66kg

i am thin

[tawny gorge]

if any 7ft tall women want to talk about feelings and how to stop periods my dm's are open

[faint condor]

U have a third arm?

How u do dis

[long sigil]

dick?

[proper light]

Ogryn lady sends a DM

[tropic zodiac]

based

[rustic gate]

Me too

[rustic gate]

Baldrin anvilbeard

[tawny gorge]

mission accomplished

[rustic gate]

The legendary smith

[long sigil]

dwarf cool

[faint condor]

I waant I want a imperial navy breacher

[zinc marsh]

I secretly only have one leg

[tropic zodiac]

i'm thinking of getting into the votann for tabletop soon

they're rad

[faint condor]

Oi thi k they look cool

[hard crane]

can’t wait to scour every single word you’ve ever said so that I can call you out for foreshadowing the new class from a post a bajillion years ago

[faint condor]

Or I want a very grenade heavy class

[tropic zodiac]

love that they just have robots that are full citizens and are treated equally since they're both birthed by the ancestor cores

[faint condor]

I really like to spam arbites frenades

[misty trench]

this is what I get cancelled over

[zinc marsh]

-# inb4 its a support class

[tropic zodiac]

LMAO I'll miss you when it happens Aquila

[humble cedar]

I bought a cosmetic (xxxxl latrine shovel) a few days ago and it still hasn't appeared in my skin selection

I have no idea why

[rustic gate]

Contact support

[faint condor]

Does anybody else love the new arbites shield?

[zinc marsh]

buy more tacobell

[rustic gate]

This is peak

[faint condor]

I freakin love arbites

[rustic gate]

Now I kinda want Taco Bell

Zenith yes or no should I go get taco of bell

[faint condor]

I’m training to become a cop irl and when I do I’ll try to climb the ranks and make a squad with arbites armor

[proper light]

they're probably still using the last available one to clean, just wait for a bit /j

[hard crane]

Switch marks to the non folding shovel

Folding shovels don’t work with some skins unless you modify some stuff

[tawny gorge]

you're american right?

[faint condor]

iiiimanamerican

[humble cedar]

that did it

[humble cedar]

what stuff do you have to modify? out of curiosity

[hard crane]

im not good on specifics but if you ask in the modding discord they’ll probably say

#📌communities message

[humble cedar]

gotcha, thank you!

[summer crow]

i NEED IT NOW

[twin flower]

Wont get to play the new class right away anyway right

its still a reveal

[summer crow]

yeah

it's just the reveal

[gaunt wind]

I just want to know what it is so I can judge if I should be excited or not

[humble cedar]

I think they said on the roadmap that there's an update in december, I bet it comes out then

[long sigil]

i hope not the hive gang ass

[dense heart]

Like all things in Warhammer keep expectations low (like our rejects lifespans )

[summer crow]

i tried looking into the hive ganger stuff but didn't find anything particularly enlightening

[verbal socket]

New character: The Emperor of Mankind

[summer crow]

but i guueeesss it's plausible

[summer crow]

Just some bones

[dense heart]

Yeah Jo plays got confirmation that it’ll release on December 2nd

[rocky radish]

It's the dudes from Space King

[twin flower]

Chestnut?

[onyx arch]

Did anyone else just forget how to read and collect every ration instead of destroy?

[summer crow]

yeaah

[onyx arch]

I mean I started destroying them when I actually bothered to read the event lmao

[dense heart]

Eh either way would’ve ended in chaos

[rocky radish]

Nope. I used a pickup mod

[hard crane]

I just bound one of the two interact buttons to E and forgot about it

forgot which one it was

[onyx arch]

But I guess it's also common sense to just not use rations that belonged to nurgle worshipers

[summer crow]

it's certainly unwise

[onyx arch]

I guess if we become a chaos faction we could still end up fighting a genestealer cult that is totally being added

[summer crow]

it has more than just the normal amount of maggots in it

[long trench]

I bound both to e and let the emprah decide. It defaulted to recover

[primal tartan]

Ogryns eat onions.

[verbal socket]

Onions have layers

[onyx arch]

Ogres have lairs

[full smelt]

and god said let the new class be ganger

awesome thanks

[onyx arch]

Still rooting for Sister Repentia

[hazy kestrel]

IT’S SO OVER MECHANICUS-BROS!

[onyx arch]

I know it's unlikely, but I'd love a xenos. The banter would be insane.

[tall grove]

Specifically eldar

[long trench]

I miss being called a mon keig

[full smelt]

new class tomorrow and hopefully new weapons later

[onyx arch]

Man, I need to go back to my Rogue Trader playthrough

[main zephyr]

i am ready

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, a fellow Yrliet fan?

[abstract nimbus]

clearly the new class is gonna be an ork

[main zephyr]

also found a number i spent the past 2 weeks in lore reading the number of levels the dark hold under the imperal palace has and its 81 levels

[onyx arch]

I don't think we're getting the class till at least december 🥹

[main zephyr]

81 levels of forbidden tech traitors etc

[full smelt]

most likely

[long trench]

Marazhai 💀

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[placid mulch]

Okey, i waited for "tomorow"... now its today... who is new class?

[onyx arch]

I really wanted Marazhai in my crew, ||but I was playing a "good" rogue trader and had to execute him after the first warp jump||

[placid mulch]

ITS TODAY!!! NOW SPEAK!!!

[long trench]

This is why I RP bad ppl, you get more fun companions

[fallen walrus]

Bloody be a tech priest

[glossy lava]

ok but like, what time tomorrow

[full smelt]

resuply ammo ult

[placid mulch]

Bots...

[ocean widget]

Wrong, you just refuse to read

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[fallen walrus]

Some people on twitter saying it will tafling some like the dwarfs things with hairy feet

[cerulean frost]

SOMETIME LATER

[fallen walrus]

Would be so useful

[full smelt]

please let em be dual wield

[ocean widget]

How are you running out of ammo so much you want a refill ammo ability

[fallen walrus]

You be surprised

[onyx arch]

Someone mentioned that Fatshark said no more classes with height difference

[full smelt]

i meant more like resupply grenades

[full smelt]

there goes playable titus

[ocean widget]

So not ammo and just a stronger version of the vet specific ability

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, as a bolter magdump zealot, I understand.

[full smelt]

grenade refill on monstrosities kill

[ocean widget]

Well thats no longer an ability and thats genuinely fucking useless

[full smelt]

i´ll just go back to the new class copium

[ocean widget]

Spend more kraks to kill monstrosities than you'd get back

[fallen walrus]

It better not be a ratling

[fallen walrus]

Good

[ocean widget]

It wont
No height differences

[full smelt]

height differences could be a spectre aint it

[ocean widget]

A ratling on stilts however

[full smelt]

we can get something ogryn sized as max

[ocean widget]

Nope

Human size

[fallen walrus]

That’s info is useless

[ocean widget]

It actually cuts out a lot of possible choices for classes

[hazy kestrel]

IT’S SO OVER AELDARI-BROS!

[full smelt]

whats like the most likely class now

[fallen walrus]

Meh we just want a tech Prost everyone been asking for it

[onyx arch]

Death Cultist

[full smelt]

las thing i knew was ganger lol

[ocean widget]

Ganger, skitarii, imperium faction beast of nurgle

[placid mulch]

I thing some one told that devs doesnt want to do another size different character... Although ratling can use human guns.

[full smelt]

no Bardin code re use

[placid mulch]

[ocean widget]

If they were going to reuse VT2 shit we would have competent bots

[fallen walrus]

I don’t mind on size I care more on who it is

[full smelt]

give this user a true

[placid mulch]

I think problem not realy in size but in weapons...

[glossy lava]

I think the new class is going to be a fat shark, I think it would be rather novel

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna be disappointed if it’s a hive ganger tbh.

[placid mulch]

Also, ratling would have... what. 50 wounds? 25?

[full smelt]

but i want a ganger

[hazy kestrel]

Just a vet reskin at that point lmao.

[ocean widget]

No, the devs just dont want to make an alternate sized class

[onyx arch]

Yeah, I guess I would be too

[hazy kestrel]

Unless they make them very unique somehow.

[ocean widget]

What about a ganger with a sten gun

[fallen walrus]

But Orgyn does need more weapons bro is lacking

[placid mulch]

And what? Arbiter or Vet reskin?

[onyx arch]

WOMAN OGRYN

[full smelt]

give me those unique class weapons fatshark

[ocean widget]

No mini of cassia so ain't happening yet

[placid mulch]

Already have.

[fallen walrus]

Nah they don’t fight they stay on their home worlds

[rocky radish]

How many new classes are we expecting in the future?

[full smelt]

why would a ganger be an arbites reskin
like i get the vet

[glossy lava]

is it tomorrow yet

[ocean widget]

Twenty eight according to the forums

[low hemlock]

[placid mulch]

Mines... shock grenades... stollen weapons)

[rocky radish]

It's noon tomorrow here

[whole glade]

should i make a Karl Marx ogryn?

[robust prawn]

Would love that

[full smelt]

we dont have in mind the same ganger

[fallen walrus]

Like a shield and cleaver and two mauls or cleavers in both hands and the weapon crusher use to fit with me throwing rocks

[placid mulch]

Most likely... Xenos Mercenary, or some one from Tech cult.

[full smelt]

playable Hadron

[robust prawn]

Honestly I’d love a Kroot

[tall grove]

I’d prefer eldar

[robust prawn]

Kroot that gains abilities depending on what it eats would be peak

[wide anchor]

Oi, did we destroy the rations in time?

[full smelt]

yes

ate all

[wide anchor]

GOOD

[placid mulch]

GIVE ME MY BOYZ!!!!

[full smelt]

ogryn full

[tall grove]

No. That’d just be a green ogryn

[fallen walrus]

This what Orgyn needs Like a shield and cleaver and two mauls or cleavers in both hands and the weapon crusher use to fit with me throwing rocks

[onyx arch]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NaBKnPveA8w?feature=share

[robust prawn]

Kroot would be cool tho seriously, Kroot guns are sick as fuck

[onyx arch]

Servitor bard class

[placid mulch]

Not realy, ogryn stronger and mostly bigger.

[low hemlock]

Nope

#RecoverTheRationz WON‼️‼️‼️‼️

[placid mulch]

Just bigger humie

[full smelt]

when did the event ends

[low hemlock]

[tall grove]

Then what the fuck would be the point?

[low hemlock]

W Recover Rations Boyz‼️

[full smelt]

hungry bois really won?

yum

[fallen walrus]

I mean why destroy them

[robust prawn]

DID WE RECOVER ENOUGH IN TIME???

[hazy kestrel]

Never underestimate a hungry ogryn pal.

[wide anchor]

I feel like they were artificially injecting rations to make it so recovery happened

[placid mulch]

Still stronger than humie? WAAAGH abilities?

[low hemlock]

Yes we did Pal!

[full smelt]

yummers

[timid schooner]

new class gonna be another $12 DLC?

[full smelt]

likely

[robust prawn]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

GRANDFATHER IS HAPPY

[full smelt]

since updates and content is free

paid class is fair ig

[timid schooner]

i dont mind

[hazy kestrel]

Wait a minute—

[robust prawn]

GET FUCKED LOYALISTS

PLAGUE OF FLIES UPON THEE

[tall grove]

That’s barely an answer. They’d bring nothing unique. Not to mention, orks are probably too volatile of a species for the inquisition to use. Eldar would be a far more reasonable pick

[timid schooner]

i just hope its something exciting and new not just a ganger

[fallen walrus]

Fucking wanker

[placid mulch]

If its some one from tech cult i will buy it and i wont whine, i swear!

[cunning remnant]

It's gonna be a felinid

[robust prawn]

Honestly, Ganger that uses run&gun shit would be neat

[placid mulch]

Well... maybe... you right, thoes spores...

[rocky radish]

Who peed in your cereal?

[fallen walrus]

The grandfather

[placid mulch]

We got blessings for this.

And vet.

[full smelt]

playable Wolfer

[fallen walrus]

Not gonna lie thought the new class will be next year not this soon

[rocky radish]

It's not coming out yet

[rocky radish]

Just the announcement

[timid schooner]

my thing is that arbites already feels like an amalgamation of zealot, vet and ogryn. not a real feeling of new gameplay. so i hope the new class actually has some more unique qualities and gameplay. run and gun can already be done well by classes we already have, right?

[onyx arch]

Down with the nasty bois

[low hemlock]

if the new class is an Skitari Tech Adapt

me think their leader might be:
Magis Kareb within the Morningstar
Kayex
or
✨SugarMommaHadron✨

[timid schooner]

Daddy Kayex is my favorite

[full smelt]

playable Swagger

[round gulch]

Kayex is my goat

Wrong reply

But you get the idea

[low hemlock]

now that’s a nickname

[onyx arch]

I read like every tech priest in his voice through Rogue Trader lol

[fallen walrus]

[timid schooner]

SAME

[placid mulch]

Any one would be good, ether Skitarii, Tech-Priest or Technomat.

[low hemlock]

Daddy Kayex….me will call him that for now on

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-a-slow-day-gif-17869747439397645052

[round gulch]

Harsh

[somber stream]

TODAY

[somber stream]

Yeah no i don't feel the hype tbh

[placid mulch]

Why gifs are blocked in this chat? 🙁

[somber stream]

Tried to hype myself up

[tall grove]

Pornography

[onyx arch]

It is always porn

[astral basin]

Unironically

[rocky radish]

Do we have a "yesterday" meme prepared for people who won't read the announcements?

[tall grove]

All roads lead to porn

[placid mulch]

In Spy voice

[tall grove]

Had I image perms I would have uploaded that photo

[steel wind]

anyone ready for the new class tomorrow?!?

[round gulch]

New class is gonna be a homeless guy with a shank

I can feel it

[rocky radish]

It's just the reveal

[tall grove]

Zealot

[round gulch]

Zealot lives in the vents

[steel wind]

I want my skiitari warrior

techpriest

[round gulch]

I want some kind of admech

But I don’t need it

[rocky radish]

My zealot already looks homeless

[round gulch]

I’m happy with whatever we get

[onyx arch]

Has anyone made a legit list of all the things that could reasonably be a class in Darktide? There's so many. lol

[full smelt]

i hope they add more character slots later
i wanna have 4 ogryns

[steel wind]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[full smelt]

embed fail

[round gulch]

Harsh

[tall grove]

I’m not. If it is a hive ganger I will be genuinely upset

[rocky radish]

There's a mod for that

[full smelt]

good to know

[round gulch]

I do think hive ganger would be a bit silly

[torpid turtle]

Is it 11th yet

[round gulch]

Mostly because it wouldn’t make any sense class mechanics wise

Like, what would a hive ganger use?

[west urchin]

ganger idea sucks so it's basically a lock

[onyx arch]

Yeah, we're already mostly convicts anyway

[torpid turtle]

Where's my new "gain stacks of poop to poop" class

[round gulch]

A rusty knife and a soon to be jammed autogun? Sounds like it would probably be a worse vet

[placid mulch]

Imagine new mutator, thats makes gun jam or overheat 😄

[torpid turtle]

Imagine new mutator that makes you shit your pants irl

[round gulch]

That would be fire

[tall grove]

Rotten armour

[placid mulch]

Good day do be half of a meat)

[onyx arch]

I'm watching a video right now that CONFIRMS that the new class will indeed be Abelard Werserian

[steel wind]

can we have death watch solo mode?

[keen moon]

was there an official count anywhere for the destroyed rations or do we think that will be dropped tomorrow

[keen moon]

destroyed rations better have won that shit was annoying spamming 2 to destroy it

[tall grove]

You should have recovered

[long trench]

nobody tell him that you can rebind the buttons

[keen moon]

dude it was bad

spamming 2 to destroy like 8 rations on the ground then weaving 1 to quickly block zombies

[onyx arch]

I also did not think to rebind the key lol

[keen moon]

fatshark release the list you coward

[placid mulch]

Well... expect more plague if ration collector win :/

[torpid turtle]

I rebound destroy button to left mouse button

[west urchin]

it's 40K, i firmly believe no matter what choice wins we're getting boned with something sharp and dirty

[timid schooner]

watch new class have the same abilities as what we already have. anyone wanna take bets on it having blitz of "rushing forward a few feet" or a grenade that splits into smaller explosions or some rebranded peril mechanic

[onyx arch]

Aeldari are sharp

[celest sky]

whens the reveal

[keen moon]

I can't remember what time arbites released

[stark bobcat]

between now and tomorrow

[torpid turtle]

What's what I'm saying

[keen moon]

I think the arbites release was in the middle of the night for me I don't remember though

either that or super late at night

[timid schooner]

low key upset i got arbites just for it to be a mix of the other classes basically lol

[long trench]

Yeah I hate how they gave the arbites a free zealot companion

[astral basin]

Every class has a shout ability
Think about it

[full smelt]

but better!

15 bucks please

nah tbh im not a big arbites fan

[torpid turtle]

Ye they kinda squeezed every mechanic they have in the game

[full smelt]

but wouldnt treat the class like a copy+paste

mechanically kinda

in gameplay idk, could be just me

[somber stream]

Inhale

FELINID

[full smelt]

[somber stream]

/j

[onyx arch]

YOU THINK FATSHARK IS BRAVE ENOUGH?!

[astral basin]

Id regret my arby purchase if it didnt mean i gave a few of swedes some coffee money

[timid schooner]

better chance for a sister of battle lol

[somber stream]

It's not a matter of brave, they shrimply don't have the clearance

[robust prawn]

Honestly a class that’s 100% about mobility would be neat

[timid schooner]

tbh i have like 1200 hours, so the amount of fun and cost per hour is like... pennies lol i dont mind a $12 dlc or whatever . even if i dont particularly enjoy the class

[tall grove]

An eldar could fulfill that

[timid schooner]

how would you differentiate it from zealot or stealth vet?

[somber stream]

I know a few here would foam at their mouth should it really be a felinid

[robust prawn]

Craftworld, expodite or drukhari

[somber stream]

Corsair

[robust prawn]

100% about speed, evasion and that shit

[somber stream]

So, bit of everything

[outer jasper]

cant wait for tomorrow

[timid schooner]

i dont see how the zealot doesnt have this

[outer jasper]

theyre going to announce the beloved HIVE GANGER

that fucking NOBODY WANTED

GIVE US ADMECH

[long trench]

bro's crashing out before the class is even revealed

[timid schooner]

a turret building class

[robust prawn]

Mobility, ranged

[somber stream]

We all know what's coming

[outer jasper]

dissapointment

[somber stream]

And literally nobody asked for ganger

[arctic escarp]

sisters of battle

[timid schooner]

stealth vet then? not trying to be a dick but im just saying seems like we have mobility class is covered

[outer jasper]

Id be ok with a sororitas because at least people wanted that right?

[long trench]

no one knows anything. Wdym?

[gray shadow]

obviously is perturabo

[robust prawn]

Shurikan guns

[primal flax]

As much as I’d love this, I somehow doubt they will with zealot being a thing

[outer jasper]

same with admech

but we all know its going to be a fucking hive ganger

fuck necromunda is a game

[somber stream]

Look, i'll buy their entire store page for the new class if it wasn't a Hive ganger, as a form of apology to Fatshark

[outer jasper]

its not good but its there

[west urchin]

wdym wdym, the ganger idea sucks so it's basically guaranteed to be stickied on fatsharks whiteboard

[timid schooner]

smoke nades and throwing knives, and a "rush forward a few feet and do x more damage" and a "kill things to stop number from going up or else you blow up and die" ?

[long trench]

saved

[outer jasper]

I love admech please we already have a techpreist give us skitarii

[west urchin]

our saving grace is mechanicus 2 is due in 2025, and this class reveal gives them plenty of time to line up the releases and double dip the mechanicus hype like they did with arbites and the CRPG

[outer jasper]

it dont even gotta be skitarii it could be a fucking servitor

please

[primal flax]

Admech would make the most sense to me.

[somber stream]

Literally anything else would be better than a Ganger

[outer jasper]

this is why its not happening

[somber stream]

Sister, Skitarii, Fucking space cat people

[primal flax]

Well, I choose to remain dubious until tomorrow.

[outer jasper]

PLEASE ANYTHING BUT A HIVE GANGER

[robust prawn]

Eldar guns are called Shurikan guns

[arctic escarp]

ngl if its ganger I would buy just for the personalities

[outer jasper]

Im not buying a hive ganger

[arctic escarp]

always love the character interactions in the game

[outer jasper]

Im playing arbites and kicking you for the true warhammer lore experience

[west urchin]

i'm a shill so i'll buy it with tears in my eyes

[somber stream]

I'd still buy Hiveganger, but it will be a Hate buy

[timid schooner]

ok googled it, that would be dope

[astral basin]

Introducing the blanks: when you really want to piss off psyker players

[somber stream]

Blank would piss off everyone

[outer jasper]

blanks would be funny

[somber stream]

Not just psykers

[untold kraken]

honestly knowing how fatshark is and how their management scraps like 80% of content made, they probably gonna be like "new class coming soon 2028"

[untold kraken]

I cast anti psychic fire

[untold kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/black-clover-rakugaki-page-rakugaki-peiji-asta-gif-25351949

[timid schooner]

the fact we getting 2 new classes in such short amount of time is wild. never would have thought tbh

[outer jasper]

blanks dont cast theyre a 100% passive thing

just fucking suck to be around

[somber stream]

EAsy if one of them is lame af

Also funny enough

[untold kraken]

just wait. I bet it ain't even gonna release this year

[somber stream]

There exist a Sister of Silence hair style in the game files

[untold kraken]

SECOND QUARTER 2026

[untold kraken]

Oh?

[somber stream]

Yes

[timid schooner]

no way they could delay it this soon to release lol

[untold kraken]

it's fat shark

[faint condor]

RAHHHHHH

[untold kraken]

Keep expectations super low and you can never be dissapointed and then everything going on time gets uber fantastic

[faint condor]

RAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

RAAAAHH?!!

[untold kraken]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[faint condor]

RAAAHHH!!!!

[untold kraken]

SOMEONE GET THIS MARINE A CRAYON

[timid schooner]

yo. fuck matt.

[faint condor]

GRAHHHH

[untold kraken]

GIVE EM A RED ONE FOR USINGA DIFFERENT CONSONENT

[faint condor]

MMMYAAAAAAAA!

AAAAAAH

BAAAAHHHH

[west urchin]

ngl, the classes, the mtx shop moving to double rotation, the survey asking how familiar I was with the warhammer IP [turns the hopium tank on] maybe they're making bank and ready to move to a new game ||please based fat shark gods give me a tide game vs. orks.||

[faint condor]

C

CAAAHHH?!!!

DAHHH

EAAAAHH

😭😭😭

[untold kraken]

OMG HE USING MANY VOWELS AND CONSONENTS GET THIS MARINE A WHOLE CRAYON BOX!!!!

[astral basin]

Blanks. Everything in the game either becomes really depressed or really disgusted with you
Everything in radius moves 35% more slowly

[timid schooner]

one can hope. EMPEROR PLEASE ORKTIDE

[dim geode]

But we play as the orks

I wanna be part of the tide

[twin flower]

Waghtide

[astral basin]

If we got orktide
Id rather it be fantasy over 40k

[west urchin]

waghaa

[dim geode]

Greentide! Get da choppas boyz....

[untold kraken]

THE NEW CLASS IS A MOTHER FUCKING ORK WEIRD BOY!!! WE REMOVING PSYKER AND REPLACING IT WITH A MUTHA FUCKEN WEIRD BOY!!! GIT YA SHOOTAS READY

[timid schooner]

move into an OG left 4 dead type thing

[west urchin]

I'm just saying man if we can fight chaos spawns and nurgle boys, orks are fair game, can't convince me otherwise

[onyx arch]

New class cherub

[timid schooner]

imagine for april fools getting a single day ork rework

[untold kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-emperor-of-mankind-emperor-fact-check-status-gif-13352391829204374648

[untold kraken]

BEHOLD THE NEW CLASS FUCK NO IMBED PERMS!!!!

[autumn prairie]

At what time do they show the new class today?

[timid schooner]

its already out

[eternal sail]

We all know deep within it’s a hive ganger

[timid schooner]

update your game

[robust prawn]

Bullshit

[dim geode]

It's vip only now

[onyx arch]

I was saying a fake Kelermorph class reveal would be funny. "He's been fighting against the tide all this time, a true hero of the people!"

[full smelt]

only people with 10k aquilas spent can use it for now

[untold kraken]

MAKE A NEW PSYKER INSTEAD OF MAKING STAFF MARKS AND ADDING BUILD AND MECHANICAL DEPTH TO PSYKER TIRED OF SAME OL SHIT AND VOIDSTRIKE BEING FOREVER DOGGY

STAFF MARKS STAFF MARKS

[robust prawn]

Quiet you

[untold kraken]

I cAN"T TURN OFF CAPS PLEASE HELP

[astral basin]

Orks get meks.
Unless you want to fight grots and gretchins with the occasional ork appearance
Like. Real npc plot line type shit where you see titus in the background bc youre playing unnamedcadian#53
Better off playing v orcs in fantasy

[untold kraken]

HELP

[onyx arch]

So aeldari

[autumn prairie]

Link?

[timid schooner]

Zelda

[astral basin]

Ganon!

[untold kraken]

That's right an aeldari of immense rank and capability that gets slayed by an ultrablueberry at the end of every mission cuz heresy and plot reasons

[eternal sail]

Ur so full of it 🤣

[faint condor]

I want a big guy as a class

[timid schooner]

new class is female ogryn

[west urchin]

no, I want all of that, yea, emplaced guns, mounted warfare, i wanna see a blastajet roar above the battlefield while my team gets torn apart, oh yea, w/tide movement and combat? sold

[untold kraken]

I feel eratic and type. My head is full of speech and I must speak

[faint condor]

There are female ogryns?

[timid schooner]

did you not read the newest horus heresy book?

[tall grove]

Yes???? Why wouldn’t there be?

[untold kraken]

U know why that must not be added. Please the internet is not ready to respond appropriately

[eternal sail]

I’ll be pissed

[autumn prairie]

Nvm I found the link. New class looks quite cool and unique

[faint condor]

I

[eternal sail]

What is it?

[faint condor]

I never thought about this before

[timid schooner]

its super fun i am already almost lvl 30

[faint condor]

I don’t like it

[untold kraken]

joe mamma a female ogryn

[faint condor]

I don’t like what a certain website will come up with

[eternal sail]

Where link!!!!!!

[faint condor]

I do not like it.

[tall grove]

Did you think they reproduced via mitosis or something?

[faint condor]

I dunno something less

Less yucky

😭

[onyx arch]

Nah, they procreat with regular humans, like yo momma

[eternal sail]

It’d be like walking in on the bugbear and ogre in bg3 lol I still got that hump noise stuck in my head lol

[tall grove]

So you thought that they diverted far enough from the base human genome to be able to reproduce asexually?

[faint condor]

Yes

I thought they were kinda like orks

[long trench]

Thought they were like Krogans, hiding the females, but I guess their not smart enough for that

[faint condor]

I bet there’s a big secret mushroom they walk out of magically

[tall grove]

Orks are whole ass aliens. Ogryn are just humans shaped by thousands of years of adaption to a different climate.

[fleet igloo]

Mostly yes, but through tech and training, weaponizing blankness is a thing in 40k. The Culexus Temple does it.

[faint condor]

But what if they are mushrooms?

[timid schooner]

yes, the whole ass, none more none less

[tall grove]

Your days are numbered

[faint condor]

What alien is less add

[eternal sail]

Seriously if y’all know say!!!

[faint condor]

Ass

[twin dirge]

What about part of the ass

Instead of the whole ass

[timid schooner]

no half ass here pal

[eternal sail]

The holy ole

[twin dirge]

Too bad, no half ass

[faint condor]

How do they make so many people for the guard?

Do they grow them?

[eternal sail]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-bunghole-crazy-i-am-the-great-cornholio-cornholio-gif-16611113

[fleet igloo]

Ork mercenaries are more of a Rogue Trader thing. While we are on a Rogue Trader's ship, I doubt the Inquisition will allow a bunch of Greenskins to meddle in their affairs

[timid schooner]

snusnu farms

[twin dirge]

Sex probably

[onyx arch]

There's a voiceline somewhere where someone mentions they think they saw a Vindicare right?

[twin dirge]

Just remember kids, sex keeps the imperium alive

Have kids

[timid schooner]

aint much to do in the grimdark besides get down and do the horizontal mambo

[robust prawn]

Would love Kroot class

Kroot class would be sick as fuck

[tawny gorge]

how is a kroot class ever going to work

[timid schooner]

not as cool as a HIVE GANGER

[tall grove]

Some, yeah, but with how many humans there are they can just grab them

[fleet igloo]

Any Assassinorum agent would be outside the power scaling and impossible to faithfully depict.

[eternal sail]

Ya I was having a convo on here yesterday and some folk wanted that

[west urchin]

nonmeme answer, the imperium is like 1 million+ worlds

[tawny gorge]

you have, 4 mfers that shouldnt be beating beasts of nurgle, actively beating beasts of nurgle lmfao

[fleet igloo]

A Kroot merc would be... I mean, I'd like it, but there's nothing on Tertium that's safe for them to eat, and a Kroot character without a cannabalism mechanic is just sad

[robust prawn]

Eat corpse, gain buff
If enough buff, turn into Krootox for the rest of the mission
Ranged-sniper focus
Krootox is tank/melee focus

[tawny gorge]

"powerscaling" this is a videogame

[tall grove]

We’re fighting nurgle. Eating isn’t a good idea

[onyx arch]

They have a Kroot in Dark Heresy where you play as inquisition, so I guess I wouldn't be too surprised

[robust prawn]

True

Do it anyway

[twin dirge]

Mutated kroot

[timid schooner]

partially correct.
All the world's in the Galaxy. Some just don't know it yet.

[tawny gorge]

im saying in the context of darktide, kroot wouldnt be asked for specifically

[hazy stone]

Any idea what time tomorrow the reveal is gonna happen?

[twin dirge]

It got revealed yesterday

[timid schooner]

its already out! update your game, pal

[twin dirge]

You slept too much

[eternal sail]

Some folk claim they know but won’t speak!!!!

[south jetty]

the ogryns reproduce by saying they love each other very much and then a giant mutant stork drops a baby ogryn onto one of them

[twin dirge]

Can confirm, I'm the stork

[eternal sail]

And crushes the mom

Why u don’t see em

[onyx arch]

In game timer says 12.5 hours

[south jetty]

no the mom's fine, she just looks like the dad too

[timid schooner]

you must be huge

[twin flower]

smallstork

theres an ingame timer?

[twin dirge]

As big as your mom OHHHHHHHH

[fleet igloo]

Point, but the latter half of my point stands. Vindicare would just not fit because they aren't plinking captains from miles away, Eversors have almost... no capacity for witty dialogue, which is half the reason we play these people. Venenum doesn't work well against Nurgle enemies, Culexus are way too rare to fit in the warband, and Callidus aren't murderhobo material.

[timid schooner]

hey, she suffers from alcoholism and we all know alcohol is just FULL of empty calories so can you really blame her? (i still do ngl)

[tawny gorge]

"Eversors have almost... no capacity for witty dialogue, which is half the reason we play these people" is an obscene take

[faint condor]

Welll yeah but how are people made

My mama never told me

[tawny gorge]

another victim of 40k flanderisation through memes and such

[faint condor]

How was I made

[fleet igloo]

Oh, god, you're one of those

[timid schooner]

i made you. welcome home, son

[faint condor]

Thank you :0

[tall grove]

Look it up

[tawny gorge]

this is written like i'm the antichrists 2nd in command

[timid schooner]

new class is primaris veteran

[fleet igloo]

Right, dropping this conversation before I hear another "hell gun"/"hellgun" arguments

[somber stream]

But

Where's my Hotshot lasgun

[eternal sail]

Be quiet sick of ur Hersey

[timid schooner]

me, heresy? NEVER. all i do is for the glory of the god emperor of mankind!

[slim axle]

Admech tomorrow

[eternal sail]

lol

[fleet igloo]

I love the Emperor and his correct amount of human arms.

[slim axle]

Horse Heresy

[tall grove]

Greyfax and Celestine beware

[somber stream]

In a matter of hours

[placid mulch]

... wait, how big is difference?

[somber stream]

4 hours and 28 minutes, infact

[placid mulch]

5:33.

[eternal sail]

Where can we watch it

Any link?

[timid schooner]

you mean the horse heresy were the tragic galactic civil war sparked when Horus the Warmare was corrupted and turned to chaos?

[arctic escarp]

no cap?

[somber stream]

Er

Yes, it came to me in a dream

[cerulean frost]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[somber stream]

I jest, dont quote me on that, but it's usually Swede dev update time

[twin dirge]

Work got busy all of a sudden

Why these people here

[twin dirge]

It's fuckin 30° outside at midnight on a Monday

[astral laurel]

Damn that's fuckin' warm

[eternal sail]

I think it feels good

[wide anchor]

THATS COLD

I'm floridian

that's nippy A F

[astral laurel]

30° is nearly body temp

[wide anchor]

...

the math doesn't add up...

[eternal sail]

I also got fur tho

[astral laurel]

Body temp is 37

[twin dirge]

30°f

[wide anchor]

WHATS A KILOMETER

[astral laurel]

The fuck is f