general-chat

[trail bolt]

Who is Orokin

[little marten]

slimer!

[dreamy shuttle]

Trazyn isnt some fuckinfamazinguy

[stuck moat]

i havent played since april whatd i miss

[dreamy shuttle]

Traztn is a bitch

Against Orokin the Diviner

Anyway 500 world campagin for Titus inSM3 incoming

[trail bolt]

Nuh uh

[dreamy shuttle]

Chairon being replaced by metataurus

[trail bolt]

Who is Metataurus

[dreamy shuttle]

guy in animation

[trail bolt]

I didn't play Space Marine 1

[dreamy shuttle]

and one who found titus

[trail bolt]

Ohk

Titussy

[dreamy shuttle]

he has an axe

[trail bolt]

I always wanted to say that

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[trail bolt]

AquilaTheBnuuy

I also wanted to say that

[rigid basin]

Y'all gotta catch up

[little marten]

when does dual wield get good in khazan

[little marten]

the lack of stagger on the lizardmen is irritating af

[trail bolt]

I hope we can one day get an open world game in WH40K

[fierce cave]

@jaunty path fun right?

[fierce cave]

Rust

[nimble glade]

🗣️ ETA on Karking reveal!?!

[fierce cave]

With the dlc

[native steeple]

How do I get access to put my own clips and memes in here?

[jaunty path]

It was pretty cool yea lol

maybe ill play

[fierce cave]

You dont

[nimble glade]

Not in general check media section

[native steeple]

Ah

[trail bolt]

I have ADHD too

Haha

[fierce cave]

Go to #zealot-class

[trail bolt]

ADHD + OCD

Most likely Autism too

[thick coyote]

Woops
Slowing down even harder now

🫡

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Damn you actually got someone to play roblox with you

[trail bolt]

What a madlad

[blissful kiln]

Genestealer reveal today

E

[little marten]

Oh it’s the 11th in Sweden

[trail bolt]

I wish I can find a girl who also likes Warhammer 40K

[blissful kiln]

ja

[dusty bramble]

reveal is right now

[little marten]

Only 15 hours till reveal

17 even

[karmic vortex]

please can we get admech in darktide

[trail bolt]

Probably never gonna happen, but this world runs on hopes and dreams

[blissful kiln]

Hive Hanger with a perfectly normal set of limbs

[trail bolt]

This

[rigid basin]

Is there a release time?

[little marten]

For the right price I can be

[fierce cave]

16-17

67

[trail bolt]

[rigid basin]

Aus/Jp is getting antsy over here

[karmic vortex]

just please don't give us a sister of battle

[trail bolt]

Lmao

[fierce cave]

Tf is you pfp

[trail bolt]

The duality of this chat

[fierce cave]

There is an influx of new people

Who some of which may be miners

[rigid basin]

Cotylorhynchus, the best synapsid on earth

[little marten]

I’m sure you’ll sniff them out

[fierce cave]

Got 183 minors banned

[little marten]

I’ll be in the office tomorrow so I’ll miss the madness 🙁

[fierce cave]

I will increase that number

[little marten]

Remember me when things get freaky

[little marten]

NO

[fierce cave]

Big man

Post that shit rn

I saw it

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

I saw

[karmic vortex]

i forgot to change my pfp to non halloween one

[fierce cave]

Give me the server

[low hemlock]

[karmic vortex]

jokes on us guys

we will get a squat

[fierce cave]

Jokes on you

I don't play midtide

I play gay divers

[trail bolt]

Lol

[fierce cave]

And gay raiders

[trail bolt]

Someone about to get muted

[fierce cave]

You

[karmic vortex]

yes i know this is a darktide server

[trail bolt]

Nuh uh

[karmic vortex]

not vermintide server

[fierce cave]

I don't play either

Darktide is mid

[elder merlin]

You little fuck

[fierce cave]

I speak facts

[jaunty path]

@fierce cave do u like pressure

[low hemlock]

@sleek harness

Is this tru❓

[fierce cave]

Holy peak mentioned

I have the boony

[elder merlin]

You've never picked up a axe and shield in your life, and it shows

[fierce cave]

You lack of dih shows

[sleek harness]

Vermintide 2 is better than Midtide

[little marten]

you dont play darktide?!

why u here

[sleek harness]

I do

I hate it

[low hemlock]

me got all three Sebastian Plushies

[fierce cave]

I retired

[sleek harness]

Like everyone

[little marten]

fair

[jaunty path]

Sebastian bodypillow soon

[fierce cave]

Sleepy time

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow new class reveal

[elder merlin]

Bitch, you're a woman. Dont talk to me about a lack of dick lol

[jaunty path]

I think that means dough

[trail bolt]

[jaunty path]

Shes saying you lack cash

[fierce cave]

Your a guy yet I can't find one

[ocean widget]

dih means dick missus

[jaunty path]

I'm having sex with your wife dense

[ocean widget]

i have a wife?

[elder merlin]

Dont make me come over there

[fierce cave]

Had

[low hemlock]

u neva know Paul, evea heard of….

||Futa||

[little marten]

you met her at joylands

[fierce cave]

Come where

You lack the tools to do so

🔥✍️

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

nobody goes to joyland of all places to meet people, especially when they were young

[elder merlin]

Get on soucal so i can whup your fuckin ass

@fierce cave

[trail bolt]

Damn

[elder merlin]

Or tekken

[trail bolt]

She good at roasting

[elder merlin]

I think thats crossplay

[elder merlin]

Dont encourage her

[trail bolt]

Why

[low hemlock]

yea start glazin her

[trail bolt]

I don't glaze no one

Except ofc

Sanguinius

[little marten]

hes ruinted you there

you're blushing!!!

[ocean widget]

this is your public service announcement: stop fuckin glazin people

[trail bolt]

Time to buy the Sanguinius Figurine from Hours Heresy

Rip 200 USD

[fierce cave]

Yeah but @dreamy shuttle loves being glazed by multiple guys at once

[trail bolt]

Rip internship money

[fierce cave]

A nice thick layer

[little marten]

🫣

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/the-secret-ingredient-is-crime-jbone666-mouthful-building-walking-the-street-gif-16400025

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

the discourse is getting dangerous now

dont make me call the mods

[fierce cave]

OH MODERATERS KILL THIS GUY

[little marten]

my task is a thankless one, but without, the balance is not maintained

[ocean widget]

im gonna make you all play the PC remaster of saints row 4

[rain pumice]

question: do we have a vague idea when there will be the new class reveal?

[fierce cave]

Tomorrow

[sleek harness]

Yes

[fierce cave]

You impatient mf

[sleek harness]

It's going to be next year

[sleek harness]

Duh

[little marten]

id say between 3-6pm CET

[sleek harness]

Liar

[ocean widget]

we need a this month and a this year

[little marten]

i never lie

[rain pumice]

ty

[sleek harness]

Proof?

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

In the pudding

[little marten]

damn right, u tell him paul

[trail bolt]

@fierce cave how long you've been playing Darktide

[fierce cave]

Played for 2 years

Retired after maxed arb

[trail bolt]

I have been technically playing since 2 years

[wraith kraken]

cant wait for the servitor with a glock class tomorrow

[trail bolt]

But with long af breaks

In between

[little marten]

you guys are so similar!

[low hemlock]

[trail bolt]

"Red alert, armed and dangerous, I keep that glock on me."

[dusty bramble]

be prepared for tomorrow

Ogryn 2 reveal

i have foreseen it

[neon agate]

[sleek harness]

What

[little marten]

hahaha you never eaten pudding before

[elder merlin]

The proof is in the pudding

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

No

It's disgusting

It's like cake but jelly

[elder merlin]

the real value of something can be judged only from practical experience or results and not from appearance or theory.

[sleek harness]

Terrible

[elder merlin]

You've never had good pudding apparently

[little marten]

when i think of pudding i just think dessert in general

[sleek harness]

Because I never ate one

I just know that it's disgusting

[elder merlin]

Dumbass skaven take as usual

[raven thistle]

Does anyone know what time the reveal for the class is?

[sleek harness]

No

It's a secret

[twin flower]

Saw people mention it being midday of the 11th

But idk if it is or not

[sleek harness]

Maybe

[ocean widget]

yeah, when i feel like putting the trailer up

[sleek harness]

But you know it's people

They are always wronh

[ocean widget]

@raven thistle we saw what link you posted

[twin flower]

Silence ratman

[nimble glade]

Zola please bring your Ganger peoples and old connections!

[raven thistle]

It’s not working

[sleek harness]

We did?

[raven thistle]

Sadge

[twin flower]

Let people have their moment

[nimble glade]

Atoma needs Gangers!!!

[ocean widget]

she posted it again so now you have

[ocean widget]

theres no embed perms here

[sleek harness]

What

[nimble glade]

I need my Arby's Ganger banter!

[sleek harness]

Saw nothing

[ocean widget]

then you a blind motherfucker cus she posted it twice

[little marten]

what was it

[raven thistle]

Who knows

[sleek harness]

Yeah I don't know

U think he is crazy

[nimble glade]

🗣️ OMG I've seen it! Ganger confirmed!!

[ocean widget]

a link miyazaki would've liked

[nimble glade]

Finally

[little marten]

oh some feet?

[raven thistle]

Speculation can quickly turn to heresy

[nimble glade]

I can rest easy now

[ocean widget]

yea

[nimble glade]

I joke

[brazen pelican]

I heard "heresy", I have thus been summoned. ..oOwOo..

[nimble glade]

I really hope it's Ganger Bounty Hunter Broker. Something like that.

[little marten]

hi

[nimble glade]

Please tell em it's GANGER

You have to

[brazen pelican]

Henlo! ♥

[sleek harness]

It's Adeptus Mechanicus

No heretics allowed

[flat karma]

reveal time :
#darktide-pics-vids message

[brazen pelican]

I'm hoping for Aeldari, it's probably not going to be, but I hope.

[little marten]

SADmech losers get lost!!!

[atomic moon]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[sleek harness]

How can mechs become sad?

Think about that

[nimble glade]

They support AI!

[brazen pelican]

"Task failed successfully."

[nimble glade]

It all makes sense now.

[sleek harness]

We are AI

[wooden pilot]

Eldar, Kroot. I'd prefer either xenos or abhumans, I don't feel a need for another.. Well, normie human personally. Though 'em admechs are cool

[nimble glade]

Gangers hard workers, Adeptus Mechanicus trying to enslave everyone via servitorizing. We must resist!

Gangers > Adeptus Mechanicus

[mossy solstice]

Skitarii tomorrow

[little marten]

they can put you in one

boom roasted

[tacit geode]

Anyone who wants Eldar gotta tell me where we buy and upgrade eldar weapons from

[sleek harness]

With your logic orks are better than gangers

So orks are being added instead

[little marten]

we're getting felinids

it's gonna be purrfect

[sleek harness]

Furry

[little marten]

im not a furry

[sleek harness]

Can't prove otherwise

[brazen pelican]

I won't judge, it's a purrsonal choice, after all. ♥

[neon agate]

We accept furries here

[sleek harness]

We do?

[neon agate]

Yes

[little marten]

i am not a furry but i like to learn from them

[sleek harness]

Yeah we do

Haha we do

[little marten]

its fascinating if perhaps not my cup of tea

[twin flower]

What do you learn from furries?

[brazen pelican]

Do we accept femboys?

[sleek harness]

No

[neon agate]

Yes definitely

[neon agate]

Like

[sleek harness]

HAZY

[neon agate]

80% of the zealot chat would be gone

If we didn't

[sleek harness]

Good

[neon agate]

So yeah we do

[brazen pelican]

Would we really miss the Zealot chat?

[sleek harness]

We wouldn't

[neon agate]

As a zealot arb main kinda

But i would just move to arb chat

[twin flower]

More of a vet atm lmao

[neon agate]

I am not even a femboy . I am literally like the complete opposite of one

[twin flower]

a male girl?

[brazen pelican]

A mascgirl?

[sleek harness]

A femgirl?

[lethal solstice]

are you sure

[neon agate]

I literally have a role called token cis het in a server

[sleek harness]

Wait femgirl?

I am dumb

[neon agate]

No just a guy

[brazen pelican]

We tolerate you anyway. ♥

[sleek harness]

This isn't the reverse of a femboy

[neon agate]

Who is very hairy

[neon agate]

My b. I am not a femboy enthusiast

I am just friends with a lot of them

For some reason

[twin flower]

Bruh not beating the allegations

[neon agate]

I post frogs

People go oh hey frog

[brazen pelican]

Might need to change his nick from Hazy to Chazy.

[sweet trail]

missile launcher....

[neon agate]

And then that guy is cool is now my friend

[sleek harness]

No I am just using common logic

Like

Using the brain

To think

[neon agate]

Wtf does this mean

[brazen pelican]

Lies.

[sleek harness]

Shush

[neon agate]

I was literally thinking the male opposite of a femboy

[tender horizon]

A mailman

[neon agate]

True

[little marten]

mangirl

[neon agate]

I am mailman

[sleek harness]

Male opposite of a feminine man

Just say a common man at this point

[brazen pelican]

Would you still love me if you were Mangirl, Marvel's latest hero?!

[little marten]

Yes. Even Mangirl has time for worms.

[sleek harness]

Why yall have to make simple things complicated with nonsense?

[blissful kiln]

Sigmar Male

[neon agate]

Lmao

[brazen pelican]

Mailman, like a Paladin? Because of hole-y armor?

[sleek harness]

Sigmar

[neon agate]

Hello gigachad saltz

[sleek harness]

Sadly he is veteran

Not Saltzpyre

[neon agate]

I have literally been described as a paladin so much so people say I need to make one

[blissful kiln]

Can you feel my heaaaaaaart

[brazen pelican]

Oh, what you been previously?

[sleek harness]

I would if you let me cut your chest open

[neon agate]

Fighter has been my first

[sweet trail]

im sorry but this is a comically online sentence

[neon agate]

But people say since I a support tank a paladin woukd fit better

[brazen pelican]

Oh, the "I attack twice, end of turn" class.

[neon agate]

Lmao funny

[sweet trail]

me to my doctor:

[sleek harness]

Take a screenshot for the history

[neon agate]

Yeah pretty much

I haven't played much dnd so yeah

Still kinda learning

[sweet trail]

done

[brazen pelican]

You should try a Rogue. They are sneaky since they use hide armor.

[neon agate]

Also wait what does this mean?

[sleek harness]

Comically

What does it mean, hazy

[neon agate]

I....the stealthy approach doesn't fit me

For a multitude of reasons

One being i am very ooud

Loud

[sweet trail]

its just... like... only someone who spends so much time on the internet and spends so much time thinking abt femboys could think this thought. no offense.

[brazen pelican]

Then get a magical sugar daddy and be a cunt, one of my favorites. :3

[fair bridge]

[brazen pelican]

I'm describing a Warlock.

[little marten]

wait

there are magical sugar daddies

[delicate vapor]

where

[neon agate]

The literal opposite. I literally don't do anything with femboys except just be friendly lol. I am mostly jusr surrounded with one French guy, a vanilla guy, a puppy girl, and a goat girl

[sleek harness]

I don't remember warlocks being that in the Warhammer Fantasy

[tender horizon]

Warlocks in dnd get their power through pacts with greater beings

[brazen pelican]

Everywhere, preferably.

[neon agate]

The problem is that most people for some reason think I am a femboy here

[sweet trail]

a vanilla guy? like. he tastes like vanilla

[little marten]

The only femboys I know are here

[delicate vapor]

aw

[sleek harness]

We do?

[brazen pelican]

We were talking DnD, sweetie, try to keep up. ♥

[neon agate]

I....huh...

[little marten]

you're a femboy collector?!?!

[neon agate]

In zealot chat yeay

[sleek harness]

Why you calling me that

[brazen pelican]

Because you're kinda cute. ♥

[fair bridge]

does it frighten you

[sleek harness]

Curiosity

[sweet trail]

how are you both a tyranid and of slaaanesh

[brazen pelican]

I collect all sorts of bo... No that sounds very very wrong.

[brazen pelican]

I combined ultimate hunger with ultimate thirst.

[sweet trail]

how does your fleet establish genestealer cults with this in mind

[sleek harness]

Impossible

You are deluciona

[neon agate]

The main problem with me in dnd is that I don't really know what is going on besides kill the enemy. Because the person helping me doesn't even give me that much advice on it

[sleek harness]

Delucio

Deluciozia

Crazy

[neon agate]

So I just end up causing chaos

[brazen pelican]

Don't be too hard on yourself. ♥

[twin flower]

Ogryn moment

[brazen pelican]

Delusional.*

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[twin flower]

Its okay ratman

[neon agate]

Rats are cute though. Tails of iron has cute rats

[sleek harness]

I AM NOT A RAT

[twin flower]

Great game

[sleek harness]

Fools

[brazen pelican]

We don't. I'm the only one. :<

[neon agate]

Also nice helmet btw. Love that pfp

[twin flower]

Why thank you

[neon agate]

You are a skaven. And some skavens are very cute to people

[sleek harness]

No

[brazen pelican]

Most of them, tbh. ♥

[little marten]

my my

[sleek harness]

No

[neon agate]

Point exactly

[little marten]

you are pretty cute tbf

[brazen pelican]

Especially those that eat my Executioner Sword in VT2.

[little marten]

you should do a calendar

[sleek harness]

The hell Nurgle

Even you?

[neon agate]

See foolish. They think you are cute

[little marten]

like 12 months of you posing

[little marten]

i didnt choose to be born with cuteness radar

and i certainly didn't choose you to beep so strongly on it

yet here we are

[brazen pelican]

One in every vanilla map except Skittergate! It works!

[little marten]

fuck skittergate

[ocean widget]

i think you need to get it checked out mate

[brazen pelican]

Oh wait no, my math isn't mathing.

[brazen pelican]

My favorite map. :<

[little marten]

NO.

[neon agate]

D**n now we are talking about skavens being cute lol

[little marten]

its ok dont be jealous you show up on it too 😉

[brazen pelican]

He called me cute, so I think it is functioning. Wait. Have you called me cute?! @little marten

[ocean widget]

awful

[little marten]

im sure in certain light you could be

[brazen pelican]

Why? Grail Knight is fun af on that map.

[little marten]

i think i played a lot of it in a row once

and it got tiring

i much prefer the helmgart maps

[tender horizon]

My favorite map was Drachenfels tbh

[sleek harness]

Okay cool

Can I kill you now?

[brazen pelican]

It's the only map I know of where you can kinda force the best box as a reward, might be why.

[neon agate]

We gotta roll with punches. It's all good man

[little marten]

you can try

[agile leaf]

new class is the giggler and all he does is giggle

[ocean widget]

i prefer rolling from them but whatever works for you

[little marten]

how does one kill an idea?!

[sleek harness]

No I want a 100% on your death

[brazen pelican]

You make everyone stop believing in it.

[ocean widget]

45acp

[neon agate]

Trust me I get hit with them a lot. Kinda got associated with being a tank dor a reason

[little marten]

😡

screw you guys

[ocean widget]

fair
gotta always stay floppin

[brazen pelican]

Have you tried dodging? Kinda key in Darktide.

[neon agate]

Yeah, but I main forceful arb

So i can block pretty well

[brazen pelican]

Oh fair, just perma-CC.

[sleek harness]

Forceful Arbities

[little marten]

We still need to get you some ass btw

[neon agate]

Cause I have like basically this team

[brazen pelican]

If you wanna try tanking with Arbi you could try what I do. I can pretty much perma-CC groups of Crushers.

[neon agate]

High puppy girl, zealot learning arb, and a heretical psyker who would do things to a tyranid

Like I am the glue

The very loud

Glue

[brazen pelican]

That last one. Do go on.

[neon agate]

But I am still glue

[neon agate]

....he sent me things about tyranid, necrons, and tau

[low hemlock]

Giggles so much ut makes me tigglt all up inside

[brazen pelican]

Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

[little marten]

❌

[neon agate]

He had a pic of a space marine kissing a tyranjd and he said "true that's me"

He is also French

[ocean widget]

now to figure out which one is paul

[little marten]

Heretical

[low hemlock]

me what did i do‼️

[ocean widget]

my moneys on the first one but i could be wrong

[brazen pelican]

Ah, that explains things.

[little marten]

Not you!!!

[brazen pelican]

No, definitely this one.

[neon agate]

Actually none of these. We haven't played darktide yet. We played mh though and I know about how he feels about some transformers

[low hemlock]

[neon agate]

He would do things to arcee

[brazen pelican]

:<

[ocean widget]

you havent played darktide with paul?

[ocean widget]

ok but to be fair

i would too

[little marten]

If you can’t handle me at my worst.

You don’t deserve me at my best.

[brazen pelican]

To be fai-uh!

[neon agate]

I get on too late for him sometimes

[wraith rain]

:3

[ocean widget]

and airachnid

[brazen pelican]

I'm always handling you, and it's always the worst!

[ocean widget]

awful

[neon agate]

Played mh with him though

[little marten]

It’s the slime 🙁

[brazen pelican]

Fair, the slime is part of your charm, to be honest. ♥

[neon agate]

Of our group I am the loud one who is the optimist

[little marten]

Paul is freaky for transformers is he 🤔

[brazen pelican]

Optimist? Ew.

[neon agate]

Even though I am looking at my team doing an auric maelstrom

[sleek harness]

WHAT

[neon agate]

And being like

We are cooked

[ocean widget]

if you aint fuckin shockwave and airachnid you're doing something wrong

[neon agate]

Hey. Nothing wrong with being one

[brazen pelican]

People actually enjoy transformers?

[ocean widget]

not the michael bay ones

[neon agate]

The games war and fall of cybertron were awesome

[little marten]

I really like the shia movies

[blissful kiln]

only the michael bay ones

[little marten]

The actor not the Islamic sect

[neon agate]

So were some of the old shows

[brazen pelican]

True, I tend to be optimistic, as well. I only do it to annoy toxic people.

[little marten]

Nvm that’s Shia

[tribal wave]

So tommarrow is the new class going to be playable or just we get to know what it is and have to wait a few weeks/months for it to be playable?

[brazen pelican]

They do actually. They enjoy it a bit too much.

[neon agate]

LMAO. I do it for other reasons but yeay

[sleek harness]

Wait a year

[little marten]

Just a reveal

[ocean widget]

if you dont like the transformers in transformers though, search up bishoujo megatron

[sleek harness]

ANYWAYS

What I meant is

[brazen pelican]

You don't have to tell me twice.

[little marten]

That’s a lady!!! 😓

[sleek harness]

Transformers not that bad

[neon agate]

In the gaming group I do have a problem. I am find for side content and quests

[brazen pelican]

Hey, you fucking asked.

[sleek harness]

I didn't

[little marten]

I’d transform for you 👉👈

[sleek harness]

I didn't put the ? at the end

Fool

[brazen pelican]

Then wtf is this you rodent fuck?!

[ocean widget]

and it is class

[brazen pelican]

Yes, shoujo means girl.

[sleek harness]

As you were saying

[whole glade]

guh

[neon agate]

You're a leader of a slaanesh and tyranid cult

[little marten]

UGHH im such a Gajin

[blissful kiln]

dattebayo

[brazen pelican]

Try bishonen. Should be a dude.

[brazen pelican]

Well, you did ask and I have receipts.

[little marten]

I’ll stick with the Shoujo 😎

[brazen pelican]

Fair.

[sleek harness]

No you don't

[brazen pelican]

Coward.

[neon agate]

Also people are cool. I need to talk more

[brazen pelican]

Some people are hot, though.

[sleek harness]

I am not a cow yard

What

[little marten]

Be careful or you’ll turn into a shitposter 😔

[neon agate]

I bet they are. Hot people are cool sometimes

[brazen pelican]

Fucking hell, can someone force feed the rat with a thesaurus?

[neon agate]

Lmao I already post frogs lol

[brazen pelican]

This is true!

[sleek harness]

The Sausages?

[little marten]

Based

[fair bridge]

thats u Bro

[brazen pelican]

Probably a Lucio main.

[little marten]

You’re hot and you’re cold

[brazen pelican]

They call him Icy Hot™!

[elder merlin]

Is that Mega Empress?

[neon agate]

Used be back in like 2016-2017

[brazen pelican]

Hey btw! I looked at my cat earlier and guess what?

[whole glade]

fuck it yall going to red Shambhala

[neon agate]

Me?

[little marten]

It looked like me?

[sleek harness]

Orphan

[brazen pelican]

His ears were like: ▲▲

[whole glade]

wassup?

[little marten]

Why are you doing this

[sleek harness]

Orphan

[twin flower]

[brazen pelican]

It's the pawfect joke.

[ocean widget]

basically

[whole glade]

how about i eat your goddamn keyboard hoe

[delicate vapor]

oi

[little marten]

If I didn’t like cats I would be sad

[sleek harness]

I do have a keyboard

Orphan

[brazen pelican]

Who the fuck dislikes cats?

[whole glade]

WHATTT

[twin flower]

He doesnt get it

[little marten]

I’m not sure 🤔

[sleek harness]

Yeah check this shit out, I write singils

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like the ultimate heresy, to be honest.

[sleek harness]

Oh wait I can't show you

[blissful kiln]

bald cats

[little marten]

The only painting I have in my house is of a cat

[whole glade]

huh

[little marten]

That I painted ofc

[neon agate]

[brazen pelican]

The Sphinx ones, yeah they aren't my favorite. But they are cats, so I still love them.

[elder merlin]

I mean, it is or isnt. Is it from that goofy little comic universe?

[whole glade]

hey, those fuckers are awesome

[hard crane]

Do we get to see?

[blissful kiln]

they're disgusting xdd

two of my friends have bald cats

[little marten]

I posted it in the fan art channel you can scroll up a tiny bit and it’s fairly new

[neon agate]

Bingus

[brazen pelican]

This! Show us the titty, I mean kitty!

[neon agate]

Huh

[whole glade]

the egyptian ones are fuking dope

[sleek harness]

Paul btw

[whole glade]

skaven....

[little marten]

Paul has a hankering for some clankering

[brazen pelican]

Does this include femboy Skiitari?

[hard crane]

Peak

[ocean widget]

i think it was made just because it could be
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bishoujo_Series

[sleek harness]

Idk ask him

[little marten]

Thank you x I was 29 years of age when I painted that

[elder merlin]

Oh, that isnt it

[brazen pelican]

So yesterday?

[neon agate]

Why are you telling me something I already know

[little marten]

I wish 🙁

[elder merlin]

There is a little japanese alt comic universe that Mega Empress is from

[sleek harness]

Making sure people don't think I am the one who wants to bang a machine

[whole glade]

he burnt my shake

[brazen pelican]

I'd still love you if you were an old can of worms. ♥

[neon agate]

I see

[ocean widget]

ah then no, only similar in design

[little marten]

slithers contently

[brazen pelican]

The way you go out of your way to tell us it's not you...

[ocean widget]

"Megaempress is a Decepticon, created from Megatron's parts."
ok nevermind it is literally just human female megatron @elder merlin

[whole glade]

my edging pysker is doin numbers

[little marten]

Foolish skaven got kicked out of the local library for heavy petting a photocopier

[sleek harness]

I forwarded the message and it didn't show that it was Paul's message

[uneven ermine]

[brazen pelican]

I am sure.

[sleek harness]

What is a photocopier?

[uneven ermine]

Hello Neuro

[elder merlin]

Lol yeah, but she is in her own fictional universe i thought

[little marten]

I’d tell you but then no photocopier would be safe

[brazen pelican]

Hello Moth! ♥

[sleek harness]

WHAT IS A PHOTOCOPIER

[uneven ermine]

[brazen pelican]

It's a photocopier, of course?

[little marten]

🤣

[uneven ermine]

Real Gs move in silence like Lasagna

[whole glade]

noting like listening to the communist manifesto while playing Darktide

[sleek harness]

I don't have this in my era

What does it do

[leaden swallow]

anybody knows what time the announcement is gonna be? Me and the boys wanna watch party the trailer

[ocean widget]

yeah, shes in the unite warriors one but not the main

[brazen pelican]

I heard reading it will leave lasting Marx.

[sleek harness]

Next year

[little marten]

It photocopies

[whole glade]

oh deff

[ocean widget]

also just found a transformer named slag

[sleek harness]

Very funny

[fair bridge]

omfg lmao

[hard crane]

It copies photos

[little marten]

Not really just what it does

[sleek harness]

Nerd

[uneven ermine]

I’ve got bad news

[uneven ermine]

I need my arm back

[fair bridge]

probably an american guy that never heard the word used in an insulting context

[leaden swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-tank-charge-warhammer-warhammer-fantasy-steam-gif-16598201

[elder merlin]

Yeah, he is a dinobot

The brachi, i think?

[little marten]

Bro u really know ur robots ey

[leaden swallow]

damn embed failure 😔

[ocean widget]

slag means something different over here in slang than it means where you are paul

[brazen pelican]

Um. Ask @little marten for it, regrowing things is more his forte, I think.

[neon agate]

Also @elder merlin this Saturday I will try to get on earlier

[little marten]

I’m cutting back on the Nurgle side of my persona after the freezer incident in the weekend

[elder merlin]

Slag just means garbage metal or whatever

[brazen pelican]

He must've done extensive research.

[brazen pelican]

What freezer incident?

[elder merlin]

Im not home on saturday, i can do Omega Planetes late sunday

[little marten]

I cleaned out my freezer

[ocean widget]

"[count] British slang, offensive
: a woman who has many sexual partners"

[little marten]

It had been off for a month

It had chicken in it

I don’t want to talk about it..

I know I made an oopsie

[hard crane]

yike

singular

[brazen pelican]

Damn. That sucks. I've experienced something similar. Hence my extreme aversion to maggots. :>

[sleek harness]

Finally Nurgle acting like the real Nurgle

[little marten]

I’m sorry to hear that

[brazen pelican]

Eh, you live and you learn.

[little marten]

DONT COME AT ME BRO I SWEAR

THE WATER WAS YELLOW

[brazen pelican]

Opacity?

[sleek harness]

I poisoned it

Guess with what

[little marten]

It looked like the old meme of mom found the piss drawer

[little marten]

Poison

[brazen pelican]

[neon agate]

Okay I will tell the gang

[sleek harness]

Close enough

[elder merlin]

I knew we should have invaded you

[brazen pelican]

Toxin?

[sleek harness]

Dude

What is the difference

[brazen pelican]

Rat poison?

[sleek harness]

HE IS NOT A RAT

[little marten]

Ones poison the other is toxin

[little marten]

You’ve not seen me in the morning tbf

[brazen pelican]

From what I know, toxin encompasses both poison and venom. Difference between poison and venom is who bites who.

[ocean widget]

hold on let me get the tumblr post

[sleek harness]

I will post a random sticker that it's probably you

[little marten]

Damn skaven have your homework on neuros desk by Monday because you’ve just been schooled 🤣🤣🤣

[brazen pelican]

No I was thinking more of how like Dark Elves use sleep poison because it makes people drowzy.

[little marten]

Spitting image

[ocean widget]

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/fjq6n6/poisonous_vs_venomous/

[sweet trail]

have we considered that the next class is just a psyker ogryn who served in the imperial guard and really likes the emperor?

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

Sure

We also consider likely classes too 😜

[brazen pelican]

Double melee Zealot Ogryn would be more fun.

[sleek harness]

It's going to be the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA class

Reddit said so

[elder merlin]

Let me cast explosion

[brazen pelican]

Just because I really want a double melee. :<

[sleek harness]

Wait 2 years

[sweet trail]

he can duel wield chainswords and kickbacks at the same time

[little marten]

It’s gonna be a Ganger and the big weapon will be the hand cannon

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

Ogryn spellcaster is equipped with a thick frying pan, that way he can cast iron.

[brazen pelican]

Fucking hype.

[sleek harness]

What, I am lying?

[elder merlin]

I hope so

[tawny gorge]

heresy?

[sleek harness]

I don't lie

[wraith rain]

^~^

[sleek harness]

Never

[little marten]

He’s just sulking because he got rekt

[sleek harness]

Why did you killed fashion

[little marten]

🫵😂

[sleek harness]

What did beautiful clothes did to you

[tawny gorge]

i slay it fool

[sleek harness]

How zo

[tawny gorge]

learn slang

[sleek harness]

I already forgot

[little marten]

🤔

Ok

I’m going to bed

[brazen pelican]

Goodnight! ♥

[ocean widget]

btw obliterate has 1 b

[sleek harness]

Bad night

[little marten]

Only if I don’t dream of you

[sleek harness]

Gay

Furry

[delicate vapor]

feet are cold

[brazen pelican]

I've heard putting your feet in a fire warms them right up!

[delicate vapor]

doing that

and then reinstall warframe and play

YOU also will play warframe ooouooo

[brazen pelican]

You should always listen to me, I only give out High Quality Advice™.

[delicate vapor]

HQD

[brazen pelican]

I'm soon going to bed to finish watching the Ed Gein series. :3

[delicate vapor]

erahh

[brazen pelican]

||I never would've guessed Ed was the killer. :<||

[wraith rain]

Same

[whole glade]

guh

[elder merlin]

Tomorrow the video will release, chat will go crazy and get slowed and then for 3 weeks everyone will lose their mind as they wait for the class release/4th update on december 2nd

[brazen pelican]

Sounds accurate.

[elder merlin]

Oh and the endless speculation too

[ocean widget]

nah they just reveal the class costs 10k aquilas and nobody gives a shit

[tawny gorge]

inside joke

[ocean widget]

failing english is not an inside joke shionsl

[elder merlin]

You ever play madworld?

[tawny gorge]

love it

[brazen pelican]

Not that I can remember.

[tall grove]

Mfs will call ANYTHING an inside joke

[tawny gorge]

to you

[elder merlin]

Never played it, but i love the one song

[drowsy lynx]

It's already speeding up and the announcement isn't even out yet lol

[tawny gorge]

i mean yeah thats how inside jokes work a lot of the time

its only funny to the people inside

the insiders

[tall grove]

I wouldn’t know, I don’t have a friend group to have inside jokes with

Checkmate liberal

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/gre-o_tsumk?si=5Vnbb9YhQngfZL_R

[tawny gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGs_8Rnac-k

the games great

[brazen pelican]

Not bad. :3

[elder merlin]

Anarchy Reigns has some good songs too

I actually played that one

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/2B1B-Wll458?si=jozFUsKZ334lPScb

[lyric basin]

do we have an idea what time tomorrow theyre announcing this class

just curious, idk what time arbites got announced either

[brazen pelican]

Why do the characters look like unused Metal Gear villains?

[elder merlin]

Lol it did have a wild aesthetic

[lyric basin]

Looks like it'll be around 12pm noon, saw when the arbites announcement went up in discord

[fair bridge]

they cancelled the new class :(

we didn't buy enough cosmetics

[brazen pelican]

Fair.

[brazen pelican]

I've gotten addicted to the Creepy Nuts songs from Call of the NIght. :3

[violet knot]

so has anyone just been having real bad luck in anything higher than shock troop gauntlet?

[elder merlin]

Never heard of it

[signal mason]

you mean histg?

[violet knot]

feels like i can't even do a maelstrom without everyone dying at the start

[brazen pelican]

Really cute anime.

Songs are great, though.

[signal mason]

ah, maels do that sometimes

[ancient violet]

All of the good players have left to do havocs

[signal mason]

honestly I wish the event missions were how missions normally were

[violet knot]

like one story was in a histg

last match we lost two people cuz there was a pack of like 6 crushers surrounding them, then when me and the psyker went to retrieve em, woop, here's a chaos spawn and like 5 ragers, 20 shotgunners, and god knows what else.

i don't remember these missions being this intense, i thought they lowered the number of crushers in these missions, WHY am I running into so many??

[signal mason]

they didnt lower the crusher packs

[violet knot]

sorry for complaining, just been a rough couple of matches ;-;

[signal mason]

actually they did

each pack has loike 1 less crusher

[ancient violet]

One chaos spawn? That's it?

[brazen pelican]

It's okay, let it all out. ♥

[signal mason]

maybe one of em got yabbadabbadooed off a cliff

still remember my first havoc I died

to a bon

[violet knot]

we were down two people and it was histg, lol

[signal mason]

who glitched puke trhrough bubble

then ate me and spit me off the map

[brazen pelican]

Get ledged.

[signal mason]

wasnt a ledge

[ancient violet]

I've played soo many havoc 40s that seeing one chaos spawn is like a blessing

[signal mason]

was through a wall

[brazen pelican]

Get Kronwalled?

[signal mason]

indeed

[signal mason]

I probably could do 40s again, but I still hate efl so much

I like my ammo

I like my toughness

I hate me gunners

[ancient violet]

Maels are fun

But I never thought they were hard unless my teammates where blowing up poxbursters in front of me

Even after the patch

But then again, we in the dry spell atm

[brazen pelican]

But that's my specialty. :<

[signal mason]

I find histg and the event aurics

to be the my preferred level o0f difficulty

[ancient violet]

The game has a polarizing player base, the people trapped in Heresy and below

And havocs

And I've seen some pretty spicy builds in high havocs 💀

So even the people in havoc tbh are also stuck in Heresy

[signal mason]

I miss the living malice community who were absolutely braindead like me

[nimble glade]

@ancient violet give me Ganger

[ancient violet]

I wish I could 😔

[brazen pelican]

Best I can do is the Ganges. You'll have to retreive it yourself, though.

[ancient violet]

I actually went on twitch to see what people where playing on there out of curiosity

it was exactly as I thought

new players in Malice

or the +2000 hours in high havocs

no inbetween

[signal mason]

I cant even get a malice game

heresy is the lowest level that fills at all

[delicate vapor]

Going to the corner store who wants something from there

[faint condor]

How do I get the role that lets me send images?

[brazen pelican]

You don't.

[stark bobcat]

talk

[delicate vapor]

Keep taking more in server

[faint condor]

Ah

Well I’m at gym

That’s hard

[delicate vapor]

Taking

[faint condor]

😔

[delicate vapor]

😶

[faint condor]

Today I ate 2 loaves of bread

And a

A ahhhh

[brazen pelican]

Oh right, I forgot there are image perms in the other channels.

[faint condor]

Five things

[delicate vapor]

I ate two whole crabs and a lictor

[brazen pelican]

Was it yummy biomass? :>

[faint condor]

I ate a strange protein sludge

[delicate vapor]

Stomach ache

[brazen pelican]

Happens.

The solution is to eat more.

[faint condor]

Brb I need to gym

I’m gyming

I am training to become an arbites

[elder merlin]

Send favorites?

[elder merlin]

Train to become ogryn instead

[faint condor]

Noo I serve the lex imperialis

Ogryns are born not made

Wait how are ogryns made

😭

[silver mango]

When class reveal

[placid kiln]

either tonight

or tomorrow

its the 11th in europe now

so we just gotta wait until like

[delicate vapor]

Little sister doesn’t know I stole her chocolate

[placid kiln]

9 or 10

[delicate vapor]

[placid kiln]

we usually see trailers posted then

[silver mango]

If it's a ganger I'm killing myself full stop

I got the gun loaded

[scenic sierra]

make sure it's a 9mm

live stream

[placid kiln]

if they do ganger its gonna be shit on

i feel

because we already got our zealot/vet alt with arbite

it would just be redundant

[brazen pelican]

A most heinous crime.