general-chat

[fierce cave]

Clown

[pine basin]

so what's happening is hadron gonna come down with us or what

[jaunty path]

Dumb bish

[fierce cave]

💔

[little marten]

😡

[dreamy shuttle]

[gaunt wind]

Do you guys think Hadron still has human feet or nah

[fierce cave]

You can see her reet

Robot feet

[round gulch]

Obviously not

Miyazaki would NOT be a hadron fan

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf the feet should be one of the first things you swap out as a tech marine

[hard crane]

ask big boi he probably has a complete 3d printed life sizedhadron

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Someone draw a drunk depressed Arbitrator at a bar, I'll need that if we don't get Ganger, Cold Trade Broker, Hired Gun Bounty Hunter.

[gaunt wind]

She still has one human arm so you never know

[fierce cave]

Perfect for jobs that need a hand

[round gulch]

Yeah but she needs the robo legs in order to carry around the rest of her

All that metal is really heavy

[gaunt wind]

Im surprised there are so many people that actually want ganger, If its not Ad Mech ill need the same picture

[fierce cave]

You called hadron fat

Wardens kill this one

[dreamy shuttle]

Stop Bruh... not at this hours. It's not Goon Hours yeet

[fierce cave]

It's 10pm

[gaunt wind]

Its okay I can carry her

[nimble glade]

We need 3 versions of this art piece.

[fierce cave]

I will goon when I goon

[dreamy shuttle]

Respectable

[fierce cave]

To goon

Or not to goon

Wrong one

[dreamy shuttle]

nah nah, right one

[drowsy lynx]

Freudian misclick

[fierce cave]

Yuri mis lick

90% of my stickers are yuri

I got to be careful

[dreamy shuttle]

W40k has not enough r34 stuff tho.

oops wrong discord!

[nimble glade]

[fierce cave]

Right server

Anyway I got a topic for gen chat

About double standards

Aka

How sa on a male is not regarded as serious

That's whats on my mind rn

[dreamy shuttle]

Yuri

[round gulch]

Is this about the twitch thing?

[dreamy shuttle]

oh wait

[fierce cave]

Not just that

In general

[round gulch]

Because twitch has never once properly punished a female creator

[fierce cave]

Yeah don't remind me

[round gulch]

Probably because every twitch exec is a gooner

[dapper trench]

come back here ya bastard

[fierce cave]

How does e know

[dreamy shuttle]

Reason why is because males are raised a bit different.

[dreamy shuttle]

It's wrong, but it's in every single culture

[fierce cave]

How different we talking

[dreamy shuttle]

When older/Younger woman shows interest in you, it's seen with positive feelings. Rather than cautious ones.

[fierce cave]

I will get a load of that guy

[dreamy shuttle]

You're raised to have family, be a husband and make kids

and work you life away for family

[fierce cave]

Don't know what you mean by that one

[dapper trench]

So you taking loads now?

[fierce cave]

Always have been

[dapper trench]

all up on yo face hole

[fierce cave]

That's sounds just wrong

[round gulch]

Nah, just join the army for free infinite zyns

[dapper trench]

Exactly

[dreamy shuttle]

Army has it's own set of issues

[dreamy shuttle]

From abnormal drill sargents to idiots platoon memebers

[dapper trench]

i can list em

Honestly

Drills arent bad

[jaunty path]

Wait u called me a clown

[dapper trench]

but then again what is a normal drill

[dreamy shuttle]

I had one Drill sargent that is burned into my memory lol

That's why I view them as badly

[obtuse oak]

can't say

[dapper trench]

Damn it

[jaunty path]

Lets go find Hank.

He will tell us all the secrets

[obtuse oak]

I actually don't know yet

lmao

[dapper trench]

same

[round gulch]

BUT. Infinite zyns

[obtuse oak]

but even if I did, I wouldn't be allowed to say.

[nimble glade]

True

[dreamy shuttle]

Even if i gave you a beer?

[jaunty path]

An interrogation with the use of peanut butter and mayo will prove otherwise.

[dapper trench]

but then again leadership in general is ass in the army

[round gulch]

Real asf

[tawny gorge]

not even the tencent employee knows

we truly live in an age of secrets

[gaunt wind]

You know what the new class is dont you Hank

[jaunty path]

Hank when are they gonna make darktide a good game

[dreamy shuttle]

It's honestly depressing when young youth come to army to serve and protect their country and are met with... this shit.

[round gulch]

Yeah wish me luck

[jaunty path]

Listen I don't think anyones joining the military to protect their country I think they joining because they often have nothing else

[round gulch]

I’ll probably miss the release of the new class too :(

[dapper trench]

Not to mention being to the fucking president house instead actually fucking deploying, but then again thats National guard

[jaunty path]

I swear the army is full of fence sitters.

[dreamy shuttle]

Good luck buddy. You're better than whatever shit they throw at you.

[dapper trench]

or reserved

[wet juniper]

I thought I saw a streamer with a countdown earlier today

[jaunty path]

gl w bootcamp

[round gulch]

I signed up for a pretty cushy job, I know how it works

[dapper trench]

where you going?

[drowsy lynx]

@zenith glade they talkin army in here

[dreamy shuttle]

When you want to be big powerful and scary you go to ICE to attack people lol

[round gulch]

Don’t know where I’m going, it could literally be anywhere and I didn’t request anything

[little marten]

i feel like

we all ask hows the class

but we forgot to ask how hank is 🙁

[dapper trench]

then leave to them not the actually fucking army

[dapper trench]

meant as in basic

[dreamy shuttle]

Army sadly will have much in common with... those lads xD

[round gulch]

Leanord wood

[neon agate]

Johhny has a sticker like this? Crazy

[dapper trench]

FUCK

I may actually see you FUCK

[dreamy shuttle]

Btw since I'm here. Did anyone here ate a ''Jackfruit'' in USA?

[dapper trench]

why lost in the woods FUCK

AND YOUR WINTER CYCLE!

[round gulch]

Yep!

[dapper trench]

Brother heads up

[round gulch]

I leave on jan 20th

[drowsy lynx]

I've seen them for sale but I can't recall if I've tried it

Doubtful

[dapper trench]

Its gonna be a coooold winter

[dreamy shuttle]

I wonder how they taste like

[drowsy lynx]

Looks good tho

[fierce cave]

My penar

[dreamy shuttle]

they look like big spiky melon fruits

[fierce cave]

Snapeded

[fierce cave]

Big melons

[round gulch]

And then I get to go to arizona for 17 weeks so I can burn

I’m so thrilled

[dreamy shuttle]

Biggest of Melons one might say

[dapper trench]

you going 12B or Chem?

[fierce cave]

Mikal jakeson

[obtuse oak]

oh yeah of course i know that. i've played it

[drowsy lynx]

I heard they taste like juicy fruit gum and that you can smoke then and pull them to make a vegan analogue of pulled pork

[round gulch]

Intelligence, 35F

[jaunty path]

Do they got a big butt

[molten matrix]

hmmm

[dapper trench]

gay, well have fun then

[dreamy shuttle]

Ahhh That's interesting

[molten matrix]

i call tech adept

[fierce cave]

When can we romance the barber

[delicate vapor]

I call a kebab tech priest

[round gulch]

Real

[jaunty path]

ADD ROMANCE OPTIONS TO DARKTIDE

NOW

[dreamy shuttle]

Gang Hiver!

[dapper trench]

Half of the shit in the Army is gay

[dreamy shuttle]

With who you would want to romance with?

[molten matrix]

hola hermano

[dreamy shuttle]

Seriously?

[fierce cave]

Like @dreamy shuttle

[dapper trench]

OI

[round gulch]

Which is 49% better than the navy

[dreamy shuttle]

Bruh ;-;

[jaunty path]

Hadron and BoN

[ripe tangle]

is it a tech priest who only focuses on how to make kebabs?

[dreamy shuttle]

WHAT?!

[dapper trench]

Damn, but valid

[dreamy shuttle]

How would you even

[jaunty path]

HI Lucia how was your rest

[zenith glade]

My advice

Dont

Do not enlist

[dreamy shuttle]

Hadron has 1 fake leg so she isn't counting!

[dapper trench]

Just be ready for winter, heard its gonna be record lows

[jaunty path]

@round gulch

[fierce cave]

One real thigh

[molten matrix]

how long until your contract ends?

[delicate vapor]

ya

[ripe tangle]

Decent

[dreamy shuttle]

True

[zenith glade]

A year

One year

Im almost out

[ripe tangle]

I also made some Mac and Cheese

[zenith glade]

Almost free..

[round gulch]

A few months too late

[dapper trench]

My advice

[delicate vapor]

6-7 more months

[ripe tangle]

it tasted like nothing lol

[dapper trench]

Do

[molten matrix]

what are you going to do after it tho?

[wraith phoenix]

67

[jaunty path]

Well shit.

[zenith glade]

College

[fierce cave]

Say that again

[delicate vapor]

[zenith glade]

I got free college for a while

And a job simultaneously probably

[dapper trench]

you going butter bar?

[dreamy shuttle]

Don't say that word

[drowsy lynx]

Scrollege

[fierce cave]

Me when gay segs

[dreamy shuttle]

it's forbidden

[delicate vapor]

hhow lucky

[gaunt wind]

you've played IT huh, IT denotes the class prefers third person pronouns or has an issue with self identity something often seen in the Ad Mech, Skitarii confirmed

[ripe tangle]

I also forced myself to eat some broccoli

[zenith glade]

Except this time it'll be easy

[jaunty path]

C*llege

[fierce cave]

JOB

[dreamy shuttle]

REPORTED

[zenith glade]

Cuz i know what worse looks like

[fierce cave]

JOBBLY JIBBLY JOB

[drowsy lynx]

Spoiler tag this shit

[dreamy shuttle]

aaaaahhh mod help me

[fierce cave]

I'm playing roblox

[drowsy lynx]

Rn

[fierce cave]

Cause I'm epic

[tight summit]

Guy in my game is wearing a primaris helmet

[jaunty path]

Well putting that lack of taste to good use at least.

[wraith phoenix]

Tech priest when?

[fierce cave]

Lowkey epik

[zenith glade]

Nope

Fuck officers

Especially pls and xos

[drowsy lynx]

But broccoli is delicious

[zenith glade]

Worthless lifeforms

[fierce cave]

Anally or orally?

[zenith glade]

I made e5 and that's enough for me

[ripe tangle]

I ate it raw

[round gulch]

Naturally

[fierce cave]

Sus

[ripe tangle]

broccoli is better raw

[fierce cave]

Steam it put some spice

[drowsy lynx]

Roasted veggies my beloved

[zenith glade]

Amount of times im telling morons w a bachelors how to do basic shit is insane

[gaunt wind]

Steamed broccoli fucks

[dapper trench]

Meh, had some decent Pls now PSGs

[dreamy shuttle]

My roommate just drank like half a shot of full 40% whiskey and is going around about his day. Wtf

[fierce cave]

Hard

[zenith glade]

And then know how to solve a problem

Especially a personnel problem

[fierce cave]

Literally me

[zenith glade]

And theyre worried about stupid shit

[dapper trench]

those guys actually suck ass

[drowsy lynx]

I like a lil char on the florets

[molten matrix]

@grok how do i turn a valve

[ripe tangle]

You realize I can’t taste anything anymore right?

[dreamy shuttle]

You ain't taking a shot of pure whiskey

[dapper trench]

I know only 2 good psgs

[fierce cave]

Why

[dreamy shuttle]

you would die

[delicate vapor]

left

[fierce cave]

Pure vodka

[zenith glade]

Show up late, get counciled, and now u have to give up a day off and work 6 and 1 for being late

[fierce cave]

I'm a chill women

[zenith glade]

Very easy

[delicate vapor]

and go to ur pc and open steam

[zenith glade]

Lt worried it's extra duty

[round gulch]

That’s more then most I’d bet

[zenith glade]

Which is only able 2 be given as an art 15 punishment

[ripe tangle]

unless it’s something super super spicy, sweet, or sour, but in those cases all I taste is the spicy, sweet, and sour.

[jaunty path]

r u sur

[zenith glade]

Ok

Go to 1sg

He says we're good

Not good enough

Ok

[ripe tangle]

COVID

[steady flame]

did anyone see which side won in the event?

[fierce cave]

@grok how do I drink water

[zenith glade]

Go to commander

[drowsy lynx]

You can still get some sinus clearing or vascular benefits from certain spices even if you cannot taste them

[zenith glade]

He says it's ok

[dreamy shuttle]

Nah nah, it's Whiskey 40%, not Vodka

[fierce cave]

Why

[zenith glade]

Still somehow not good enough

[gaunt wind]

Taking a sip of 190 proof straight out of the still will have you seeing God

[zenith glade]

Fuck the army fuck it all hope we lost to china tbh

[ripe tangle]

I have fuckin COVID

[fierce cave]

Why

[zenith glade]

We lose*

[ripe tangle]

I’ve had it since last week

[drowsy lynx]

Probably heretics

[fierce cave]

Why

[jaunty path]

Lucia fought a sick heretic

[dreamy shuttle]

Get well soon sister

[zenith glade]

It's a gamble

[dapper trench]

But its bad....lets just say the shit stick cant get reeeeaaal shitty

[dreamy shuttle]

Tea with Honey works wonders

[zenith glade]

Cant gamble anynore

[fierce cave]

Why

[fierce cave]

Vore man has returned

[zenith glade]

We straight up unionized as the e4 and below and e5s to get our sls and psgs removed

[fierce cave]

Vorman freeman

[dapper trench]

ill be out by the time of the next election

[fierce cave]

Gordan freeman

[ripe tangle]

sends you to Gelderland

[zenith glade]

Only in the last 5 months we get to have the psg and sls we shouldve had form th ebeginning

[dapper trench]

sec con

[jaunty path]

whas da

[round gulch]

The E4 mafia in action???

[low hemlock]

[zenith glade]

Do aaaall this shit for the platoon, like tons of shit, from low to high level up to even a psg level

[ripe tangle]

Gelderland is the land where people are always gelding eachother.

[gaunt wind]

The E4 Mafia cant be defeated

[little marten]

damn viper got hands

[zenith glade]

Get recommended for an arcom

From my pl

Goes all the way up

Gets to brigade

[fierce cave]

Viper from Titanfall 2

[zenith glade]

She denies it

Look at why

[little marten]

khazan you dweeb

[fierce cave]

[zenith glade]

She just loves our task force motto on it

[fierce cave]

Fuck you

Viper is aura

[round gulch]

I have no doubt, it’s always a serious gamble with that stuff

[little marten]

🤓

[zenith glade]

My fat ass worthless roommate who has a dead man's profile and hasnt volunteeted or lifted a single pudgy finger to help anybody

[fierce cave]

I'm gonna go jump

[zenith glade]

Got an arcom

[fierce cave]

Of my bed

[zenith glade]

For doing his job

[fierce cave]

Into the floor

[zenith glade]

Grr

[gaunt wind]

Voodoo One, Viper’s on station. Your journey ends here, Pilot - the skies belong to me. Nowhere to run... Nowhere to hide.

[zenith glade]

Army isnt a meritocracy

[little marten]

bye

[zenith glade]

Get ur post 911 and get out

[shut condor]

Does anyone know what time the reveal is tomorrow?

[zenith glade]

Dogshit dysfunctional organization grr grr

[fierce cave]

YEAAAAAHHHHH

[fierce cave]

I have joob

[delicate vapor]

[gaunt wind]

When you get to hell, tell them Viper sent you.

[ripe tangle]

[dapper trench]

dont really got a choice

[fierce cave]

Veeper

Vooper

[drowsy lynx]

Bein a gremlin in here is not a job

[fierce cave]

Vaaper

[gaunt wind]

Vaaper

[fierce cave]

It's 10pm

[drowsy lynx]

Vapor?

[fierce cave]

Where do you think I've been all day

[fierce cave]

HES VAPING ON DISCORD

[fierce cave]

TWIST HIS BALLS IN A COUNTER CLOCKWISE NOTION

[dapper trench]

ofc you like tohou

[ripe tangle]

I do yeah

[jaunty path]

touhou

[fierce cave]

Teehee

[dreamy shuttle]

Why the fck grox is so hard to swallow

[drowsy lynx]

Who you calling a toe hoe

[ripe tangle]

I have a Marisa Fumo too

[fierce cave]

Why you deepthroting a guy called geox

[low hemlock]

u gotta practice yo thoart vro

[molten matrix]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

[gaunt wind]

Try chewing first

[fierce cave]

That's so gay

[drowsy lynx]

Erm have you tried drying it out and grinding it into a fine dust?

[molten matrix]

utrecht.

[fierce cave]

YPU KNOW WHO ELSE IS MEGA GAY ZONE

[dreamy shuttle]

I don't want to chomp his di-rations tho

[low hemlock]

who❓

[ripe tangle]

Overijssel

[low hemlock]

[dreamy shuttle]

u

[fierce cave]

YOUR MOM

[low hemlock]

[fierce cave]

Double it and give it to the next person

[little marten]

do u vape

[low hemlock]

omg

[fierce cave]

No

[dreamy shuttle]

ahhhhh

[fierce cave]

I do nor smoke

[little marten]

i bet you vape bistro flavour

[dreamy shuttle]

I vape nurgle armpit smell

[little marten]

nice

[delicate vapor]

[low hemlock]

y vape when u could cigar?

[ripe tangle]

my favourite vape flavour is SMOG

[dreamy shuttle]

Cigar? aren't you a rich boyo

[ripe tangle]

I love breathing in smog

[molten matrix]

how tf is there no train or bus line between overijsel and wageningen

[dreamy shuttle]

we smoke dried wood here

[fierce cave]

Cigees

[low hemlock]

[ripe tangle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[low hemlock]

heck yeah brother

[fierce cave]

I wanna talk about something controversial

I want an argument

Karen mode

[little marten]

go back to roblox

[dreamy shuttle]

Go for it make a bet. Heads or Tails. Smoked wood or Fish?

[fierce cave]

No

[jaunty path]

Roblox

I want to play roblox now.

[fierce cave]

Life is roblox

[little marten]

can i play arc with u and ur dad btw?

[jaunty path]

LIFE IS ROBLOX

[fierce cave]

Should play with me queen

[dreamy shuttle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[low hemlock]

Calling Tails Fish

[dreamy shuttle]

PLEASE NO

[fierce cave]

No that's a me and father time

We bully people

[jaunty path]

wha gam

[fierce cave]

Jjs

[little marten]

understandable

[fierce cave]

Private server

[jaunty path]

whats that

[fierce cave]

Peak

Add me

[quaint lodge]

Im having a lot of issues joining the server for darktide for error 3013 does someone possibly know a fix for it?

[fierce cave]

Same user as dc

[dreamy shuttle]

It's your lucky day. Take your fish. No-no, don't put it into meat sack. It's special.

[fierce cave]

You like meat sacks don't you

[dreamy shuttle]

Bro

[jaunty path]

Oh it's these kinda games

[little marten]

i dont think i have any controversial opinions for you im afraid

[jaunty path]

I think I'll pass lmao

[fierce cave]

Trust

[dreamy shuttle]

You're inqusition on my ass ;-;

[low hemlock]

who would’nt like meat ⁉️

[fierce cave]

I wanna show you the funny

[hazy kestrel]

What kind of fish?

[fierce cave]

Gay fish

[dreamy shuttle]

Trout 47cm

[fierce cave]

THATS A LONG DIH

[dreamy shuttle]

It eat coal mines

[little marten]

😡

[dapper trench]

the hell

[shy sandal]

Kanye?

[dapper trench]

wtf

[jaunty path]

Alright listen I don't have time for your babyshit games. I play games for grown adults, Dandys World(kill me)

[dreamy shuttle]

HOW CAN FISH BE GAY

[fierce cave]

Mods end this mans whole career

[little marten]

bratz dress up flash game on java

[jaunty path]

LOL

[fierce cave]

The water is turning the frogs gay

[dreamy shuttle]

damm

[fierce cave]

Trust me

We game together

[round gulch]

It’s the chemicals in the water dumbass

[fierce cave]

Private server

[little marten]

(dont game with her)

[fierce cave]

I show the funny

[little marten]

shes a zoomer

[shy sandal]

My friends unironically play that, so i hit them with the

[low hemlock]

me know what kind of person u are

[dreamy shuttle]

If I enjoyed 25cm trout... dose that mean... I'm gay?

[fierce cave]

That's in other games

[shy sandal]

Did you have socks on?

[fierce cave]

He doesn't get it

Mods kill this guy

[dreamy shuttle]

barefoot

[round gulch]

Did your balls touch?

[jaunty path]

ur literally a granny go kiss ur grandkids vro

[little marten]

u made me murder that poor person in the harvester

[fierce cave]

Yes

[dreamy shuttle]

i'm 26 tho ;-;

[little marten]

zoomer TRIGGERED

[dapper trench]

I love granny fr

[little marten]

brb while i buy up all the housing and push you out of afforable homes

[shy sandal]

There's nothing we can do

Welcome to the club

[fierce cave]

@jaunty path

Add me

Join me

[jaunty path]

Send username

[dreamy shuttle]

Gay it is then. Hello fellow gayers!

[fierce cave]

Littleaxtedeath

[fierce cave]

Gaydivers

[low hemlock]

If u gng playin Roblox

play Natural Disaster Survival

[jaunty path]

I'm quota

[fierce cave]

Join me queen

[dreamy shuttle]

Play Greenhell. And see how many leeches you get

[drowsy lynx]

Better pre order an urn for your ashes brother

[dreamy shuttle]

that's the videos made about you

[dapper trench]

its mid iyam

[low hemlock]

damn

[dapper trench]

sup dense

[ocean widget]

Last I checked phantom forces was pretty decent
But thats when I heard the creator was a nonce so

[ocean widget]

Hello there

[dreamy shuttle]

Can I smoke my ashes after death

[little marten]

Bro saying hello to a dude while he’s typing

Oracle

[dapper trench]

doing good m8?

[dreamy shuttle]

YOOOO IT'S THE BIRT GUY! HELLO

[ocean widget]

Keyboard dead so no

[drowsy lynx]

Ofc

[ocean widget]

I must suffer without grinding

[round gulch]

Harsh, but fair

[little marten]

What went wrong with it?

Too many finger nails?

[dreamy shuttle]

Wait wtf dose your name imply?

Do Jawas make juice?

[ocean widget]

It shat the bed nurgle

Just fuckin died for some reason

[dapper trench]

battery keyboard?

[ocean widget]

Nah

Wired

[dapper trench]

ooof

[ocean widget]

Can't get a new one till tmr cus its 10pm

[little marten]

I respect that so much

Wireless keyboard and mouse users need to just GO

[dapper trench]

go get one from amazon

[dreamy shuttle]

Is Yorkshire good place to visit?

[drowsy lynx]

Never had jawa juice before?

[ocean widget]

No

[round gulch]

No

[dreamy shuttle]

You told me London is shit last time

[round gulch]

It is

[dapper trench]

its cost the fuck same amount

[little marten]

York is a nice city to visit

[dreamy shuttle]

WHY IS IT NOT

[little marten]

The county is not

[ocean widget]

Yeah but then I gotta wait for it to be delivered when I could just take a bus and grab one

[dapper trench]

Its called Yorkshire

[elder merlin]

York?

[shy sandal]

I heard the sequel is kind of mid, ngl

[elder merlin]

Also i got my phone back, bois

Hell yeah

[drowsy lynx]

They got that pudding at least

[ocean widget]

Wheyyyy, what happened

[round gulch]

The place with all the hobbits?

[dapper trench]

Next day delievery bby

[elder merlin]

It was in the back of my friend's car

[ocean widget]

Its English

[little marten]

Lucky us..

[dreamy shuttle]

Honestly is there anywhere UK is good to travel to?

[ocean widget]

An airport

[round gulch]

Bovington

[little marten]

Come to my house

[dapper trench]

wait

[elder merlin]

I had left it in there after getting back from the movies

[dapper trench]

your a brit

nvm

[round gulch]

And then leave

[elder merlin]

Shut up, you know you love me lol

[ocean widget]

[dapper trench]

my b

[dreamy shuttle]

It can't be that bad bro

Uk was my dream

[round gulch]

It is

[ocean widget]

It really is

[elder merlin]

Also Predator Badlands is really good

[little marten]

Yeah but it’s cute to be fake mean hehe x

[elder merlin]

Definitely recommend

[round gulch]

UK is bad and getting worse

[little marten]

Is it actually?

[dapper trench]

so is the csm movie

[little marten]

I thought it was pg13

[dapper trench]

and?

[elder merlin]

I figured, i cant see why you'd hate me, we bicker back and forth, but dats about it

[dapper trench]

toystory was pg13

[little marten]

Why are they making predator movies for kids

[dreamy shuttle]

Well if UK is such rotten place. Is Canada at least decent?

it was on my bucket list

[little marten]

It’s actually a way of endearment where we from

[elder merlin]

Csm movie? Chaos Space Marines?

[round gulch]

It’s good to visit, but I have heard many many unhappy canadians recently

[elder merlin]

Lol bickering? Fair enough

Same here in some cases

[dapper trench]

because predator hasnt really been a horror movie for a long time

[little marten]

Your friends not your friend unless they call you a cunt

[gaunt wind]

Canadians arent as nice as youve been lead to believe im afraid

[round gulch]

Canada is also going downhill

[dapper trench]

[dreamy shuttle]

Wait really?

[little marten]

That is not good.

[dapper trench]

chainsaw man dumass

[elder merlin]

I mean, me and my friends liked it well enough, there were some gripes but dats about it

[ocean widget]

Have you heard of the Geneva conventions

[little marten]

Imma go see it this weekend based on your review

[dapper trench]

Neither was Promethius

yet we cant always getting wat we want

[elder merlin]

It was a predator doing predator things and for being the first time we actually hear their language, it was pretty sweet

[little marten]

🫢

[round gulch]

Goddamnit, that’s not true. Canada committed two MINOR warcrimes in the war where everyone was gassing and burning each other and now people think that they actually did something special

[elder merlin]

It does feel campy too, i suppose, cause i dont know if you saw the trailers or not, but it still didnt detract from what i said previpusly

[round gulch]

Tim cook and his book of LIES have created a false image of canada when they were just particularly cruel to POW’s

[little marten]

eh i dont mind camp as long as theres violent predator action

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Oh baby, there is

It was pretty sick

[dapper trench]

your killing me dude

[elder merlin]

There are also some really great fucking landscape shots of the world too

[ocean widget]

Ok I dont know what i did but my keyboard is alive

[elder merlin]

It was pretty nice actually

[gaunt wind]

Throwing corned beef into the german trenches and then once they were happy and asking for more throwing grenades is pretty fucked up ngl

[elder merlin]

I forgot about that

Jeez

[ocean widget]

Hitting things with paintbrushes makes them come back to life
Need to test this at a graveyard soon

[round gulch]

Is it more fucked up than mustard gas, flamethrowers, and tanks?

[gaunt wind]

Yes because its cruelty for the sake of it and abusing kindness

[dry merlin]

Vtm

[gaunt wind]

There is no mixed words when a tank is coming at you, they had a friendly gesture in one hand and a knife in the other

[dapper trench]

turn it off and on again

[gaunt wind]

or well a grenade I guess

[ocean widget]

nah it was off for a decent bit before i hit it with a paintbrush

[astral laurel]

Canada didn't commit warcrimes but there were some new ones after WWI

[ocean widget]

also for some reason dota is having a crossover with MH
@elder merlin dont play dota

[delicate vapor]

so hungry

so angry

[ocean widget]

eat food

[hard crane]

how hungry… 🐴

[astral laurel]

Also Canada was one of the single most effective armies in WWI (and II but that's a different story)

[little marten]

🫃

[ocean widget]

THE BIRD IS DEAD

[gaunt wind]

I could eat a horse hooves and all right about now

[elder merlin]

Im not gonna

[ocean widget]

good

dota is shit

[elder merlin]

Bruh, i just want the RE collab on monster hunter wilds

And Megaman

[dapper trench]

ah

[ocean widget]

you'll get the mortal kombat megaman in MHW

[elder merlin]

Lol wut

[ocean widget]

i think its MK

hold on

[dapper trench]

meh, havent played a moba in a while

not since DL

[ocean widget]

oh its tekken

[elder merlin]

No way Megaman is in Mortal Kombat

[trail bolt]

How many hours till reveal?

[elder merlin]

Lol fuckin wut

Tekken?

[ocean widget]

he isnt
hes in tekken

[trail bolt]

I hope we get a battle sister class

[delicate vapor]

if the class is a skiitari someone gives me 1 costco hotdog, bag of hot cheetos and large coke

[elder merlin]

Pics or it didnt happen

[delicate vapor]

[trail bolt]

Why is this chat so dead ong

[gaunt wind]

Its not tomorrow

[astral laurel]

The new class is going to be Goku.

[astral laurel]

But Nurgle has given him the heart disease he got during the Android Saga so he's like, at 5% power

[delicate vapor]

new class is a kebab shop employee

[astral laurel]

Amir

[drowsy lynx]

... is that a felinid

[dapper trench]

fucking love tekken tho

[astral laurel]

There is no official art of felinids

[ocean widget]

you'll love tekkens megaman then

[ocean widget]

thats a woman jawa

[astral laurel]

The day there is, everything is going to break.

[atomic moon]

????

[drowsy lynx]

Then how do you explain this massive repository of felinid... Ya know what nevermind

[dapper trench]

megman?

[little marten]

hell yeah

[ocean widget]

megaman

you know what the fuck i mean

[dapper trench]

never saw megaman in tekken dude

[ocean widget]

ill dm u

[astral laurel]

Here's the problem. There are so many different fanon ideas of what a Felinid is (anime style cat person, full on furry, just a human with claws and sharp teeth, etc etc etc) that no matter WHAT GW would do with them art wise they're going to piss off 90% of the fanbase.

[little marten]

what if its just me

but as a cat

i wouldnt be pissed off with that

[ocean widget]

just do a khajiit and make them all canon

[astral laurel]

No but lots of other people would

[little marten]

find me 5

and ill find you 20 who wouldnt

[delicate vapor]

a

[amber delta]

I'll be honest chat, I don't think GW gives a single fuck about felinids and never thinks about them at all, less so adding them to any media

[ocean widget]

ok but what if i told GW making felinid models would make them money

[astral laurel]

Weren't they only added to the lore because some guy won a contest

[little marten]

we all want to be space cats

[tidal gyro]

i love when all team is die and i save the day :D

[misty thicket]

they care about felinds when GW wants to parrot flashgitz' furry crusade lore

[trail bolt]

Cat girls = Money

[little marten]

its really up to GW if they want to be trillionaires or not

[astral laurel]

Holy shit WotC actually banned Entomb in Legacy play what the fuck

[amber delta]

they would not believe you because they are not space marines

[trail bolt]

Agree

[old juniper]

That's what third party retailers are for.

Sadly, GW is a horrendous company when it comes to supporting the fandom.

[ocean widget]

felinid space marines

problem solved

[amber delta]

yeah okay that would make gazillions

[trail bolt]

Games Workshop will never bring back Sanguinius and it's a shame honestly

[dapper trench]

[dapper trench]

....he was brutally murdered

no shit

[trail bolt]

But I think he can be revived

[little marten]

omg

[hard crane]

how about I brutally unmurder him

[little marten]

imagine the scene

[hazy kestrel]

He shouldn’t be brought back, his whole story arc would be worthless lmao.

[old juniper]

No mutant Astarte. However, Felinid Guardsmen and SoBs would sell hard and fast.

[little marten]

imperial guard getting ravaged on random wartorn planet

lone guardswoman about to get mauled by a hive tyrant

flash of light

pod falls from the sky exploding the hive tyrant

out steps a space marine

"his angels"

[dapper trench]

he got the malcador treatment

[little marten]

removes helmet

its me as a cat

PEAK

[gaunt wind]

The Kroot have a hard time distinguishing Felinids from regular Humans but they arent exactly a great source

[trail bolt]

[hard crane]

Go chase the laser pointers

[trail bolt]

Who is malcador

Oh that malcador

[little marten]

purrs

[dapper trench]

brother

[trail bolt]

Yeh I remember now

[hard star]

Tomorrow is the day we learn whos coming to darktide

[elder merlin]

So, if it is a skitarri, what do you think the reveal trailer would actually show?

[gaunt wind]

Malcador the Hero

[little marten]

a printer

[hard crane]

I’m gonna be honest I know like jackshit about 40k lore

[trail bolt]

Yes, Malcador the Chad

[hard star]

Hoping it’s a lower ranking tech priest

[elder merlin]

Didnt the first reveal trailer for arbite only show the dog? Or was it just barking and growling?

I forget

[hard crane]

Dog pov

iirc

[trail bolt]

Dog POV

[elder merlin]

Ah, thats right

[trail bolt]

Yeh

[dapper trench]

yea

[elder merlin]

So if its a techpriest, its gonna be their pov as they're fucking a toaster, right?

[hard crane]

we get to witness the preservitor get servitorized for this reveal trailer!

[little marten]

trailer will be

a cockney voiced monologue

[gaunt wind]

Itll be a servoskull or servitor pov

[trail bolt]

How many of the Primarch's are dead? And which ones are still alive? I know Horus and Sanguinius are super dead.

[little marten]

about how the gangs have gone to shit in tertium

followed by ganger reveal

'might as well join that lot'

[elder merlin]

Oh, that'd probably be neat, like some automated production making a skitarri and all you see is the machinery making pieces or something

[supple stirrup]

Is it going to be a ganger or skatari ?

[trail bolt]

I hope it's not a Hive ganger

[elder merlin]

Tomorrow

[little marten]

id rather that than an admech

[supple stirrup]

What time ?

[elder merlin]

Tomorrow

[trail bolt]

It's 4 AM already

[supple stirrup]

Time ?

[trail bolt]

Timezones ik

[hard crane]

I remember there being some really in depth hive ganger concept posted awhile ago

[elder merlin]

Whenever john fatshark wakes his alcoholic ass up

I dont fuckin know

[trail bolt]

Admech supremacy. I will listen to Noosphere by David Guillaume while slaughtering heretics

Admech is the best

[elder merlin]

When did the first reveal trailer drop for arbite?

What time

[little marten]

conceptually its also a good juxtaposition to have arbites and ganger

[elder merlin]

Someone look, im lazy

[little marten]

would have some great dialogue id imagine

[hard crane]

When shall Johnathon Obese Megaldon wake

[trail bolt]

John Darktide

[delicate vapor]

a

[trail bolt]

John Obese Fish

John Warhammer

[trail bolt]

b

[dreamy shuttle]

LEMON JUICE IS BEST

fuck inquisition!

[little marten]

i would love SoB tho

chainsword and handflamer combo

[dreamy shuttle]

SoB would shot herself in head, rather than serve with us

only repentia would serve

[trail bolt]

SoB?

[dreamy shuttle]

sister of battle

[delicate vapor]

Sobbing

[trail bolt]

Funny how it long for sob

Sad sob

[dreamy shuttle]

hive ganger it is

[trail bolt]

Admech

AdMech supremacy

[hard crane]

#🐦tweets-sermons message

[gaunt wind]

Ferrus Manus is Dead, Konrad Kurze is Dead, Alpharius is Dead, Rogal Dorn is MIA but presumed dead, everyone else is alive in one way or just missing but not presumed dead

[trail bolt]

Adeptus Mechanicus makes me happy

[hard crane]

whatever that is in your time

[atomic moon]

the arby trailer was released 15:31 est

[trail bolt]

What about the traitors? Like Magnus and Mortarion? Can they be killed? Or will the Chaos God just respawn them

[elder merlin]

Tomorrow confirmed

[gaunt wind]

Chaos will respawn them unless their soul is destroyed by a powerful enough attack like Horus

[trail bolt]

Oh

So we need The emperor back

[elder merlin]

Knowing my luck it'll release before i wake up and i'll come into the chat on fire and muted, possibly nuked

[trail bolt]

To nuke their soul

[dreamy shuttle]

WE need Benkai to our Minamoto.

We need to temper our steel

[gaunt wind]

Like Angron was just recently killed in real space by The Lion but Khorne will revive him fairly quickly

[trail bolt]

We need a felinid

[dreamy shuttle]

Reported

[ripe tangle]

STOP

[trail bolt]

Bro that's bad

[ripe tangle]

ASKING

FOR

[elder merlin]

Are you ready, @misty trench?

[ripe tangle]

FELINID

[trail bolt]

Who is the Lion

[trail bolt]

Said a sob

[dreamy shuttle]

Felined was just fluff, there isn't a fucking regiment of catgirls

[ripe tangle]

I’M GOING TO CRUSH YOU FOR ASKING FOR A FELINID

[elder merlin]

Lol really?

[dreamy shuttle]

Stop this fucking weird obbession

We're not FFXIV

[gaunt wind]

He is the Emperors First son, Lord of the Dark Angels the First Legion

[elder merlin]

How funny would it be though if the trailer was just a cat meowing

[trail bolt]

Lion El' Johnson is alive?

[delicate vapor]

👀

[ripe tangle]

THANK YOU CALANDIR

[trail bolt]

Time to buy his figurine

[elder merlin]

Yeah

[gaunt wind]

Indeed

[delicate vapor]

moaw

[trail bolt]

What about Leman Russ

[elder merlin]

Him and Guilliman are the only two back

[little marten]

😼

[trail bolt]

Leman Russ is the Wolf guy no?

[dreamy shuttle]

Horny levels and weird abhumnans stuff is just weird. It's not in the lore, never will be.

[little marten]

Guardsman Whiskers Repurring for Duty Sirrah!

[dreamy shuttle]

If you want catgirls go to FFXIV

[little marten]

what makes you think i want to be a cat for horny reasons?!?

[dreamy shuttle]

This fucking changing of W40k into Gooner fest is insane

Stop.

[trail bolt]

True

[little marten]

Funny thing about mirrors guys, they show reflections.

[gaunt wind]

Yeah he got his skull caved in by the Emperor's Shield

[ripe tangle]

People obsess over that one piece of fluff from like 30 years ago, but the same writings also said that the first Inquisitor was named Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau, I think it’s safe to say we shouldn’t EVER take it seriously at this point.

[trail bolt]

HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS JOYTOY FIGURINE $200?????

[dreamy shuttle]

We're at war with Alien. Mutant and Heretic, do you relly think People have time to pust masquara on or eye-liner?

[elder merlin]

Shut up, poozer. Just accept it

[trail bolt]

200 USD for plastic is inssne

[dreamy shuttle]

Fuck off. No.

[little marten]

cats dont wear eyeliner

[elder merlin]

Rogue traders and aeldari probably do

[dreamy shuttle]

My money, My rules.

[elder merlin]

The fat cats at the top too

[little marten]

unless they run out of monkeys at the testing facility i guess

proctor and gamble 🙏

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

[agile raven]

Everyone is frothing over tomorrow.

[dreamy shuttle]

We're at war with Alien. Mutant and Heretic, do you relly think People have time to pust masquara on or eye-liner?

[agile raven]

WHEN IT'S BEEN 50 YEARS SINCE THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WAS LOST

[elder merlin]

Do you forget Slaanesh exists?

[agile raven]

On this very day.

[dreamy shuttle]

Slaanesh is fucking evil

[ripe tangle]

Wow

[dreamy shuttle]

it's not humanity

[ripe tangle]

1975

[elder merlin]

You got memory loss? I already answered this question

[ripe tangle]

yeah 50 years

[dreamy shuttle]

Reported

And ball-cutted

[little marten]

get him paul

[agile raven]

I guess it's also the 250th birthday of the Marines.

[trail bolt]

Man ngl I'm so tempted to blow my hard earned internship money on these figurines

[dreamy shuttle]

@elder merlin You donn't have balls anymore

[trail bolt]

These look sick af

[delicate vapor]

wot

[trail bolt]

Like truly based

[elder merlin]

Good

Take my cock too

Its more trouble than its worth

[dreamy shuttle]

No.

[trail bolt]

https://fatcatcollectibles.in/products/warhammer-40k-dark-angels-primarch-lion-eljonson-1-18-scale-action-figure?_pos=1&_fid=fed5c4c0f&_ss=c

[elder merlin]

Fuckin pussy

[dreamy shuttle]

Let it be a reminder of your weakness

[trail bolt]

He looks so cool

[trail bolt]

Not for you anymore

[elder merlin]

I'll show you weakness when i slap you in the face with it

[dreamy shuttle]

Cock but no balls. Swinging without future and use.

Pathetic.

[ocean widget]

go talk to mark latunski paul

[trail bolt]

See this

[ripe tangle]

what the fuck is even happening?!

[little marten]

based

[elder merlin]

I didnt want kids anyway, this is a plus

[trail bolt]

Chill bro it ain't so deep

[dreamy shuttle]

Brother please. Not in front of everyone

[dreamy shuttle]

I LOVE BALLS

[elder merlin]

This guy, @dreamy shuttle, stole my balls for his weird Slaanesh shrine. Kill him, @ripe tangle

[ripe tangle]

first I was agreeing with Calandir that people should shut up about Felinids like goddamn, now he’s talking about castrating someone and taunting them like a kindergartener

[zenith glade]

Freaky

[dreamy shuttle]

I LOVE WORD BEARERS

AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH

[zenith glade]

General is freaky today

[little marten]

people frothing over cat people but cant control themself at the mention of a testicle

[little marten]

get your purrorites right

[zenith glade]

I looove felinids

[zenith glade]

My zealot is named Brynn-the-Felinid

[dreamy shuttle]

EREBUS DID NOTHING WRONG

[elder merlin]

Yes, infront of everyone, its how i establish dominance and prevent rebellion

[dreamy shuttle]

WELCOME THE CHAINED ONE

[little marten]

what kind of cat are they

[dreamy shuttle]

SHADOWED ONE IS UPON US

[zenith glade]

Calico

[little marten]

ooh

[ocean widget]

oh yeah @elder merlin
talk to this guy if you want it removed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

[elder merlin]

Alright, we need @distant zinc

[little marten]

there was a cat down the alley when i went for a walk after dinner

looked like a monkey

[dreamy shuttle]

BAN ME, KILL ME!

[little marten]

thing didn't even budge was actually a bit arrogant yano

[elder merlin]

Is this some fucked up psqeudo sciene guy?

[dreamy shuttle]

EREBUS WAS RIGHT

[icy wedge]

so 4am EST class reveal?

[ocean widget]

no, he ate someones penis with the victim

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

"After Meiwes and the victim jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis, Meiwes murdered his victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh."

[dreamy shuttle]

FOR THE DARK GODS!

[elder merlin]

Alright, kill @ocean widget too, @ripe tangle

[ocean widget]

the man was a voluntary victim to penis eating tbf

[little marten]

he ate his own?

[ocean widget]

no, he ate another mans

[zenith glade]

Just need cst ears

[dreamy shuttle]

THOUSEND OF PRATERS ARE FALLING INTO MY EARS

[ocean widget]

read the article damnit

[zenith glade]

Domt need a class

In the drip shop

[dreamy shuttle]

PRAISE THE BLACK LEGION

[little marten]

im tabbing in and out i cant keep up

[zenith glade]

Feliniiiiids..

[ripe tangle]

Maybe I should just kill you since you keep bothering me

[dreamy shuttle]

PRAISE EREBUS

[ripe tangle]

I just want to sleep rn

[dreamy shuttle]

PRASE ALPHA LEGION

[ripe tangle]

or at least turn my brain off for a while

[little marten]

ur in the right place

[ocean widget]

become a darktide player
thats an easy way to do it

[elder merlin]

Then turn your phone off and goto bed

Dumbass

[ripe tangle]

🖕

[little marten]

these kids and their screens smh

[dreamy shuttle]

Tho being honest. SM3 is about Necrons and Word Bearers.

[delicate vapor]

a

[dreamy shuttle]

Word Bearers or Death guard

[dreamy shuttle]

that's the only if

[little marten]

i really hope they dont do necrons

[trail bolt]

Wtf

[little marten]

necrons are more boring than eldar and thats a tough crowd to beat

[dreamy shuttle]

why not

[elder merlin]

If Trazyn doesnt delete Lorgar thwn i aint buying

[little marten]

who cares about the green ghost from ghostbusters in a metal suit lmao

[trail bolt]

I need the Roboute Guilliman Figurine

[dreamy shuttle]

Trazyn is a fucking pussy who can't make arugment against Orokin

[trail bolt]

But it's out of stock

Sad

[little marten]

what is that ghosts name like gobbler or something