general-chat

[untold skiff]

Storm vermin.

New elite

[little marten]

I’m just a man who lives a rattish lifestyle

[untold skiff]

Next year we'll get chaos warriors

[hard crane]

renamed to warpstorm vermin

[little marten]

I eat 79p green beans 5 nights a week

[somber stream]

After 5 reminders and 3 revise in the span of 2 months later, Nurgle finally finished his 3 minutes video

[jaunty path]

Mpreg tomorrow yall

[little marten]

My video is only 1.2minutes

[jaunty path]

[ripe tangle]

Crazy, I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room full of rats, rats make me crazy.

[zealous viper]

brood brother class where everyone suspects them to be a xenos but never does anything about it

[ripe tangle]

Crazy, I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room full of rats, rats make me crazy.

[little marten]

Needs another 6 months tho minimum

[ripe tangle]

Crazy, I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room full of rats, rats make me crazy.

[somber stream]

Lucia?

[ripe tangle]

yes Licht?

[somber stream]

Are you well?

[little marten]

Covid finally took Lucia 😞

Not enough chicken soup

[ripe tangle]

Covid has taken over my mind

[jaunty path]

Suplexes Lucia

[somber stream]

I agree, more chicken soup

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-4-remake-suplex-combat-gif-12729346389787936139

[ripe tangle]

I don’t even like chicken soup anymore

it doesn’t taste right

[somber stream]

I actually had some jagermeister earlier, alcohol kills virus fr

[jaunty path]

Click gif

[little marten]

Add some lemongrass

[elder hare]

The most college girl drink ever

[somber stream]

It's not there to taste good, your body need the energy

[little marten]

Just a couple cheeky jäger bombs with the lads

[somber stream]

Slay Queen

[obtuse helm]

It's tomorrow chat

[ripe tangle]

ngl if not eating wouldn’t kill me I wouldn’t even bother rn

or anymore, whatever

[little marten]

U got no taste?

[jaunty path]

Keep up da nutrition

[obtuse helm]

Food tastes good though :3

[jaunty path]

Is it better than yesterday Lucia

[somber stream]

Consume, sustenance

[elder hare]

have some corpse starch and report for your shift tomorrow

[little marten]

😞

[ripe tangle]

I lost that a while ago

like, Thursday?

it still hasn’t come back

[somber stream]

Give it a while

[little marten]

😞

I feel for you

[somber stream]

I can't tate anything rn as well

[little marten]

Let me compose you a haiku

[gilded tusk]

any news to the new class?

[elder hare]

yeah, its announced tomorrow

[little marten]

We are but the sand,
Cast asunder in the gale,
Ever drifting up.

[ripe tangle]

Thanks

[fast gorge]

22k damage one backstab

[hazy kestrel]

I wonder, if you can’t taste anything, would the capsaicin of spicy food just not register at all?

[fast gorge]

holy peak...

[little marten]

If you want to get it tattooed on yourself I wouldn’t mind

[somber stream]

You will still register the spiciness

[little marten]

Just make sure to credit me

[somber stream]

It's the taste that's gone

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[somber stream]

Drink milk

[ripe tangle]

I like spicy food though

[little marten]

Semi skimmed is best milk right

[fast gorge]

If it doesnt have microplastics i dont want it.

[somber stream]

Whole milk.

[little marten]

😔

[somber stream]

If you don't work out much then Skimmed work, too

[little marten]

I was going to compose you a get well better sonnet licht, so naughty and salacious you be up at night thinking about it for weeks

But now.. no

[somber stream]

Oh no :c

[ripe tangle]

Well congraulations, you happen to live in 2025

[little marten]

Wait you’re calling me fat for not drinking whole milk

🚨

[somber stream]

I did not

[ripe tangle]

a year where no matter what country you’re in, nor what it is you’re eating, you’re still consuming microplastics.

[little marten]

It felt implied 🤨

[somber stream]

The reason why people avoid whole milk is because of the fat content

I see no point to avoid whole milk if you don't mind the fat

[little marten]

I can get a little lactose intolerant at times

So I find semi skimmed much easier on my stomach

[somber stream]

Oh right, there's that too huh

I suppose, yeah

[little marten]

But then I’ll happily eat a whole cheesecake for pudding so I guess I’m a big fat hypocrite

[somber stream]

We often lost ourselves in the heat of passion

[little marten]

There’s been a few times on our trips topside I must admit 😳

[somber stream]

👀

[little marten]

You’ve the voice of an elegant siren and I but seek to untether myself from the mast.

[somber stream]

"An elegant siren" I'm not certain if that's a compliment or a mockery

I suppose both will do

[ocean widget]

he wants to shag you licht

[little marten]

Statistically I assume some sirens are probably quite trashy

[somber stream]

In general, yeah

[dapper trench]

got the day off

should stream?

[ocean widget]

sirens arent exactly people so who knows

[little marten]

What you gonna stream

[dapper trench]

2XKO

[little marten]

What’s that

[ripe tangle]

Sirens are bitches

[dapper trench]

ranked this time

[ripe tangle]

crashing ships and eating sailors and shit

[dapper trench]

yk lol?

[ripe tangle]

that’s bitch behaviour

[little marten]

They probably feel the same way about you

[ocean widget]

they treat humans as a food source so probably

[little marten]

Basketball?

[little marten]

When was the last time you sang to your dinner

[dapper trench]

league

[somber stream]

Did a Siren ate your cat

Such hatred

[ocean widget]

im not a disney princess so never

[jaunty path]

Has things improved lucia

[ripe tangle]

I mean, so do I, but I don’t intentionally crash people’s boats!

[little marten]

Which one would you be if you could

[jaunty path]

like do you feel less sick

[little marten]

I think I’d be a Jasmine

[ocean widget]

none of them, being owned by disney would suck

[jaunty path]

I'm going to be honest if thought crimes were real I'd be in prison

[little marten]

😡

[ocean widget]

nurgle owned by mickey mouse confirmeded

[orchid crypt]

Yeah judgeing a siren as a person is like saying a squirrel is bad at being a fish "no shit"

[ripe tangle]

I’ve bever been to Disneyland

nor do I want to go

[somber stream]

I would

[jaunty path]

Why not its the best place ever! (unbearably long lines)

[ocean widget]

im british but by god even i know when a queue is too long

[jaunty path]

You will get on one ride

[somber stream]

Shrimply access through the sewer

[jaunty path]

and thats it

[haughty epoch]

Inb4 fatshark delays the class reveal to next week

[ripe tangle]

what if I just cut in every line?

[jaunty path]

executed via disney firing squad

[somber stream]

You'll be lynched

[jaunty path]

Killed

[ripe tangle]

I’ll fight everyone

[haughty epoch]

Line cutters get curb stomped

[ripe tangle]

I’m built for it

[jaunty path]

Killed.

[little marten]

I can’t find evidence against this and that’s fucked up

I’ve been to Disneyland

[haughty epoch]

Says the guy whose never engaged in fisticuffs in his LIFE

[little marten]

I got lost and some kind American lady kept me safe

[somber stream]

I will show you the world

[ocean widget]

nah they wont
its only a reveal not the full thing

[elder hare]

Nurgle is that smog monster Tim Curry dude from Ferngully

[somber stream]

I want to meet irl Gaston

[haughty epoch]

Where's the premiere then?!

[ripe tangle]

I’ even fight you XD

[ripe tangle]

I could defeat anyone afterall

[little marten]

Fighting talk

[ocean widget]

not everything needs a youtube premiere where they sit in the same chat for 6 hours waiting for nothing

[little marten]

When did you change your name back

[ripe tangle]

Which one did you go to?

[ocean widget]

just now
event ended

[little marten]

Florida was where I got lost I’ve been to Paris too

[ripe tangle]

Oh cool

[little marten]

My mum used to work for a inner city charity helping kids and we got to go with them to Paris

[orchid crypt]

Disneyland and themeparks in America are expensive luxuries for priviledged people who'd rather have feel good escapism for a few hours over actually helping their communities with their accumulated wealth. Its all very Nurgle coded just "happy" stagnation as far as the eye can see

[little marten]

Rip Kevin he did so much for east London’s children 🙏

[little marten]

I was 4 🙁

If it makes you feel better I wet myself too

[ocean widget]

disneyland bad
yeah we know

[little marten]

This was in like 1999

Half the people here weren’t even embryos yet

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been to Six Flags

as a kid

I liked it

[orchid crypt]

I'm not saying you are bad for going I'm just saying they exist to exploit you and make you thank them while they do it.

[little marten]

Where is that?

[somber stream]

Is there Disneyland in New Orleans

[ripe tangle]

No

[somber stream]

I suppose there is with enough shroom involved

[ripe tangle]

Over Texas, it’s near Dallas

[little marten]

The log flume was only available in 2005

[elder hare]

Texas waterparks are a whole beast and a half

[ocean widget]

im not saying where i've been because im pretty sure nurgle will know where i am instantly

[little marten]

Thorpe park

Alton towers

Peter pans playground

[ripe tangle]

Schlitterbahn is great

[haughty epoch]

I know when but where 😡

[somber stream]

Texas has a waterpark?

[ripe tangle]

you ever been?

[ocean widget]

nurgle its in only one location
you arent going to get it by guessing the biggest ones in the UK

[elder hare]

Took us 2 whole days to do the whole park

Loved the lazy river

[little marten]

Chesington

[ripe tangle]

Has over a dozen

[haughty epoch]

That sounds like the name of the torture device I'm going to put you in

[little marten]

Legoland

[somber stream]

Damn

[ripe tangle]

Schlitterbahn being the most famous Waterpark in Texas

[little marten]

Mate chesington sucks I’m sorry if it’s there

[ocean widget]

heres a hint
it has snails

[somber stream]

Slippery road huh

[little marten]

Oh we live quite close then lol

[elder hare]

Almost drowned there too lmfao

[little marten]

Are your parents siblings

[ocean widget]

no thankfully you knob

[little marten]

Mate that’s a beautiful part of the country

I went to Ely in the summer

[somber stream]

Speaking of land

[ocean widget]

went there as a child
thankfully moved away

[somber stream]

You should visit Lapland, given the chance

[little marten]

Oliver Cromwells house is there

[ocean widget]

[orchid crypt]

You parents ARENT psykers CONFIRMED!?!?!

[ripe tangle]

Yeah that’s what it means

[ocean widget]

psykers arent caused by incest PPM

[little marten]

There’s a room with a mannuequin of Oliver Cromwell in a bed and there is audio playing of him dying of sickness lmao

[ripe tangle]

Glad you’re still with us and had fun

[jaunty path]

dense how old are you

[orchid crypt]

I know but they call eachother sibling in game

[ocean widget]

i aint saying exactly but its close enough to nurgles

[little marten]

We’re all technically siblings

[haughty epoch]

Cause they are both psykers

[ripe tangle]

what about Navigators?

[jaunty path]

old

[little marten]

Above or below

[placid kiln]

so when do you guys think the new reveal is coming today

[somber stream]

Bellow

[ocean widget]

above unfortunately

[somber stream]

I'm thinking 27

[little marten]

33?!

[somber stream]

WHAT

[ocean widget]

they're probably incestuous tbf

[jaunty path]

Oh dense is older than nurgle

[stuck wasp]

It is still the 10th in Europe

[little marten]

You jesus age

[jaunty path]

Yeah hes pretty ancient

[somber stream]

Old people is old

[placid kiln]

yeah isnt it supposed to be the tenth?

[somber stream]

Damn

[ocean widget]

nah

[ripe tangle]

according to Rogue Trader, Cassia is more inbred than a Hapsburg

[placid kiln]

i remember it saying the tenth on the main promo image

[jaunty path]

People here are way older than I thought

[stuck wasp]

11

[orchid crypt]

We're all technically inbred, at one point in prehistory there was only 1000 humans on earth and it got a little yeehawbanjo noises

[placid kiln]

gay

[ocean widget]

jesus christ
checks out but jesus christ

[little marten]

Not me

I’m from Agartha

[orchid crypt]

GUYS I FOUND THE EMPEROR

[somber stream]

Not tan enough

[upbeat turtle]

tomorrow

[elder hare]

lmao people with blue eyes thinking they dont all share one ancestor

[ripe tangle]

Why can’t irl just spawn more humans?

[placid kiln]

the emperor is a ancient turk right

[little marten]

Green eyed king reporting for duty

[placid kiln]

hittite

[orchid crypt]

Yeah Navigators keep it in the family because they are paranoid about losing their navigator mutation and being non nobles

[ocean widget]

they do
it just relies on the current populations number and nine months

[placid kiln]

they dont tho its a genetic mutation that came over time is it not?

[upbeat turtle]

i sure do love incest

[elder hare]

From...you guessed it...one common ancestor

[ocean widget]

well glad to know the windsors are navigators

[little marten]

I’ve luckily never had to worry about incest because my sibling is a beast of Nurgle

[somber stream]

Brown eyes supremacy strikes again

[upbeat turtle]

NO

[jaunty path]

Y-you like incest? Weirdo.

[upbeat turtle]

I WAS JOKING

[little marten]

Brown eyes are like the best ain’t they?

[ripe tangle]

red eyes supremacy, become albino

[somber stream]

I'd say Jade green

But i'm just coping over how generic i am

[little marten]

Like spike from flushed away but u messin and ain’t watched it yet

[placid kiln]

yeah but wouldnt that gene be lost over a few gens if it was one person? wouldnt it be rare since the Caucasians spread allover?

[upbeat turtle]

red eyes supremacy become charcoal black

[upbeat turtle]

CEASE

[somber stream]

Isn't albino people purple eyed?

[elder hare]

Hint, all caucasians stem from one region....the Caucasus region

[little marten]

That’s cadians

[placid kiln]

no red

[orchid crypt]

Also the Leader of the Navis Nobilite is a super inbred mega navigator that won a no holds barred navigator battleroyale that constantly does rituals and shit to keep the astronimicon strong

[ripe tangle]

I havent no

[somber stream]

The result is... vary

[ripe tangle]

I suppose I could during my covid

[somber stream]

Purple is a beautiful colour

[little marten]

I understand the cutthroat nature of recommending something

And would not recommend it if I did not have 110% faith in the quality of the product

I’m so confident I reckon you’ll come back with your name changed to Millicent Bystander

[somber stream]

Uh

Shouldn't you be working

[little marten]

I am

[orchid crypt]

When the current Patternova dies they gather up the heads of the houses and make them do apex legends until they have a new Patternova 😂

[ripe tangle]

my head’s nodding off

again

[ocean widget]

what they dont know doesnt hurt them licht

[jaunty path]

Some of you talk an awful lot for employed folk

[ocean widget]

dont die

[ripe tangle]

I should maybe sleep some more

[little marten]

You watched much eastenders

[ripe tangle]

I get fatigued so easily now

[ocean widget]

no thank fuck

[ripe tangle]

I hate it

[somber stream]

wfh rules

Eat your food

[fast gorge]

part time

[ocean widget]

i know you're unemployed missus but work also involves having a bit of a piss about

[little marten]

Most of my job involves holding down an arrow key to move a crop box

I can multitask

[orchid crypt]

Employed doesnt equal responsable

[jaunty path]

I'm better than you because I'm unemployed

[orchid crypt]

I am neither

[ripe tangle]

the virgin unemployed vs the chad ignoring work

[somber stream]

Should i get a third monitor

[little marten]

Get a vertical discord monitor

[jaunty path]

But yeah Lucia are you doing better than before??

[signal mason]

I talk at work

[ripe tangle]

A little

[somber stream]

That's basically my 2nd monitor
Discord, Youtube, spotify

[orchid crypt]

Ewwww vertical monitors are a sin

[jaunty path]

Thats nice at least.

[ripe tangle]

I still fatigue super easily

[elder hare]

necessary for them coding blocks

[ripe tangle]

but otherwise I’m feeling a bit better

[zealous viper]

brood brotherrr clkass tom orrow!! yayyy

[jaunty path]

How many hours of sleep have you gotten lucia

[little marten]

Rest up and sleep as much as your body tells you to 🙏

[somber stream]

Vertical monitor for coding, yeah

[orchid crypt]

You should get some rest girly ✨️ take a nappy nap and eat a snack. Not neccesarily in that order.

[ripe tangle]

I lost track, somehow too many and also not enough lol

[ripe tangle]

Thanks will do ❤️

[jaunty path]

Maybe you should try and sleep

[ripe tangle]

💤

[little marten]

I only have 1 monitor 🙁

[somber stream]

lol

I mean

It's fine

[little marten]

This is gonna sound dumb but I used to have 2 but I unplugged them to move and I forgot how to plug 2 back in

[somber stream]

Get a DP/HDMI cable, connect to your other PC port, simple

[jaunty path]

hdmi

I have a VGA monitor actuallly

I bought an adaptor for it

now

I got a wide screen

and a 4:3 monitor.

[somber stream]

2nd screen is actually really bad for me

It's uh, distracting.

[jaunty path]

Yea lmao.

I turn off this monitor when I want to focus

[somber stream]

"Alright, time to get serious. Deadline is literally 2 days from no- oh look a cute cat vid!"

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[little marten]

Oh shit wtf the enshrouded update came out already

[jaunty path]

guys

lucia is asleep

[little marten]

Ok bye gonna speedrun this work so I can build a pond

[jaunty path]

give her nightmares

[little marten]

Never wish nightmares upon someone

[jaunty path]

Why

I can give her fnaf nightmares

[somber stream]

Hmmm, wanna hear a nightmare i once had?

[jaunty path]

sure

[somber stream]

It was a normal day like any other day, i got out from work, went for a beer. Friends and colleagues were talking, I didn't recognize a woman

I went and asked if she's new in the office, she gave me a worried look. Said "I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here"

I asked "Were you forced here by someone?" She replied "No, i don't even know you people" she then gathered her things and ran for the door. I then asked a fellow co-worker of mine who was near the woman. Then i noticed he was having this inhuman frown on his face. I said "There's no way a human can do that"

Then the entire bar looked at me, their mouth open wide, impossibly wide, there's nothing but the void in their eyes, they screamed, and then choke me. I woke up

[elder hare]

ah yes, the ol liminal demon dream

[ocean widget]

liminal was right btw

[elder hare]

LMAO

Had a whole ass battle

need more coffee, thanks DDM

[ocean widget]

chill

[ocean widget]

you'll get used to dreams like those
just make sure you dont go to any foggy towns any time soon

[elder hare]

SH2 remake being cooked, excited for that

[ocean widget]

Can only hope and pray its good

[jaunty path]

Oh what the fuck

Jesus Licht

[ocean widget]

Its fine missus
Dreams like that are normal

[somber stream]

I have a collection of similar dreams

Maybe some other day

[tepid flax]

Any news on the new class?

[fading otter]

Tomorrow

[little marten]

Ok I’m back

For a moment

[past swan]

Darktide 2 tomorrow

[long sigil]

🏝️

[elder hare]

posture and hydration check

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimp shaped and drinking bean water

[sleek harness]

Thought more people would be spamming tjis

[rocky radish]

it's already tomorrow here

[orchid crypt]

Inside me there are two wolves
one of the wolves is the bottom legs
the other is the arms and face
I am a trench coat

[thick coyote]

Watch as the new class is block focused

[keen badge]

inside you there are 2 wolves
ok good my new shokk attak gun workz

[past swan]

Inside me there are 2 wolves
I am a beast of nurgle fighting arbites

[dapper trench]

how about you watch me on twitch, just saying

[thick coyote]

Inside you there are 2 wolves
What the hell that's animal cruelty
Let them out

[dapper trench]

thats one thing far from block focused

[past swan]

Release the wolves within. They yearn for walkies

[dapper trench]

[orchid crypt]

Doggyhost CONFIRMED!?!?!?@

[past swan]

The new enemy class is "guy walking his dog and doesn't realise this is a warzone"

Voice acting done by keanu reeves

[orchid crypt]

The only thing that happens when you kill him is that you loose toughness bc his dog starts crying at you

Like a poxburster except I actually care if I hurt it

[elder hare]

Custodes fatshark, make it happen

[orchid crypt]

Accompanied by the new Hive Laborer Class that only gets a hammer and a wrench both of which are broken(and deal no damage)

[keen badge]

just some poor malourished sod with three hit points

[orchid crypt]

Yeah but he can do all the manual labor tasks and puzzles better than the other rejects can 😂

[keen badge]

instead of doing the auspex puzzle he just turns it off and on again

or he performs the Ritual of Percussive Maintinance (he gives it a good whack)

[orchid crypt]

Yeah just a 15sec hold button animation where they just reboot it by wacking it with a broken wrench like a chimp

[elder hare]

They already have a server maintenance team

No need for one in game

[orchid crypt]

PUT THEM IN THE GAME THEN 😂😂😂

[keen badge]

the "broker" thing in the game file was misread, it's actually "breaker" and it's just a chimp breaking stuff with a pipe wrench

[elder hare]

LOL

[orchid crypt]

Based and Real

[dapper trench]

well well we

ll

what do we have here

[keen badge]

the abhuman species Ungacus Bungacus

[orchid crypt]

Just some poor fucker with 3 hp 10 wounds fucking black lung and gangrene and no toughness but they are the best class for objectives 😂😂😂

[keen badge]

we just cart him around in an armoured coffin like in the warhammer secret level episode

riveting gameplay, you either have sensory deprivation or are thrown into the middle of a horde to fix stuff before going back in the can

[orchid crypt]

Their blitz is just injecting their teammates with the three different stims and their abilities just give a medipack or ammo crate or random stimms for everyone

[keen badge]

a tragic real thought: the new class is support oriented

[elder hare]

Pretty sure youre just discussing the hive ganger

[little marten]

The game is done, I’ve won, I’ve won, quoth she and whistled thrice

[orchid crypt]

No this new class would be dog ass in combat but do objectives really well. You could have skins to turn your Hive Labourer full servitor 😂😂😂

[keen badge]

the three personalities are just slightly different pitches of constant screaming

[hard crane]

one of them is a voice so raspy by screaming they can only whisper scream

[elder hare]

So, psyker

[orchid crypt]

The three personalities are like: Single Parent, Hive Scum, Augmented Servant

[elder hare]

Tired IT technician, over caffinated mechanic, and Bob

[orchid crypt]

Augmented Servant obviously only speaks in the Machine Language and the other rejects just guess at how to respond appropriately and its a running joke but also hadron treats you like a saint bc she can actually understand you 😂

[hard crane]

Ironically the only one who can understand them is the ogryn with a fried bonehead implant

[elder hare]

okay now you are cookin

[orchid crypt]

Thats would be hilarious too

[little marten]

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

[orchid crypt]

Hive Scum just hardcore shit talks everyone except the Arbites and the Outcast Psyker

Arbites bc they arent stupid and Outcast Psyker bc they used to know eachother

[elder hare]

Psyker once bought illegal drugs from them so they have a familiar relationship but dont point it out in fear of the arbies going nuclear

[past swan]

Metalican forge world skitarii with the loudener

[orchid crypt]

Obscura trade going strong in Tertium

[jaunty path]

There should be a curio that gives 2 wounds instead of one

[hard crane]

yea any curio above 200 should give 2 wounds

[jaunty path]

I think it should be rarer than that

But yeah

Honestly just for martydom zealots

[orchid crypt]

Single Parent just constantly cries and screams and worries about their unspecified amount of kids and everyone just tries to reassure them. When they kill a boss they start crying and have to get reassured. 😂

[little marten]

curious should have gameplay altering effects

[jaunty path]

Already a thing!!!!

[little marten]

prove it

[molten matrix]

stat increases damage resistance resource gain

and instant trapper nets with the right setup

[little marten]

thats boring i want fire bullets

[molten matrix]

we already have kantrael

[orchid crypt]

I went flying off the map on my arbites and someone said "She flew pretty far for a brick," compliment or insult? Either way its funny

[ocean widget]

halo joke

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztWDC-ASCLg

[orchid crypt]

Never play those, i have no context for what I'm watching 😂

I'm more confused now than when I started ancestors below im a dumb

[ocean widget]

master chief drops a bomb, doesnt miss
johnson comments for a brick he flew pretty good

they werent giving you shit, they were just making a reference to the game halo

[orchid crypt]

Ohhhhh i get it now sorry im fuckin dumdum

[ocean widget]

chill chill

[orchid crypt]

I couldnt tell if i was being called stupid or if i was getting called tanky 😂😂😂

[shadow scarab]

I hope the new class will be an ogryn

and it has something of similar coolness like the Hasan Piker Archetype for the Arbites

[drowsy lynx]

New class: female ogryn

(identical to the existing ogryn)

[jaunty path]

You people and piker man

[shadow scarab]

who is 'you people'? I am just a worm

[jaunty path]

I'm feeding you to birds vro

[shadow scarab]

I have two birds at home

Cockatiels

[shadow scarab]

and male ogryns can give them comically large flowers as gifts

[drowsy lynx]

Or rashuns

[shadow scarab]

nurgle rashuns

[ancient violet]

I thought Ogryns were non binary

[round mica]

is the class reveal today or tomorrow

idk why i thought it was today

[bleak geyser]

for Psyker if anyone knows if u can lower your Peril if its counts towards getting the 40kills for Perilous Focus?

[shadow scarab]

Whatever the ogryn is, I will always trust them with my life

[ancient violet]

Ogryn is Ogryn

Nuff said

[jaunty path]

Next class is someone who kills people

I hope its a girl

[shadow scarab]

I will stay team aeldari, I want space elves

[hazy kestrel]

I have hope for a Mechanicus class, but my enthusiasm is calibrated for disappointment.

[shadow scarab]

whatever the class will be, I wish it would also be released tomorrow 🙁

[hazy kestrel]

Same.

[shadow scarab]

along with this map outside of the hive city

[hazy kestrel]

But at least our collective theorizing will end tomorrow.

And then the terrible waiting begins again.

[shadow scarab]

that is true. The madness will be contained

[tacit geode]

December 2nd probably

[agile raven]

Ogryn is friend.

[shadow scarab]

always. When my life is in danger, I never see an Astartes standing at my side. But there will always be an ogryn catching a bullet for me

[agile raven]

The ogryn does not notice the bullet either (it's just some stupid autogun).

[shadow scarab]

the lion does not concern itself with bullets

[elder hare]

id still rather be an astartes than an ogryn 100/100 days

[drowsy lynx]

Next class: Typhoid Mary

[shadow scarab]

-1

[elder hare]

youre right, 100/99 days

[somber stream]

New class is Shrek

[frosty echo]

i have it on good authority the next class is goku

[tepid flax]

New class is felinid. Catgirls are here!

[elder merlin]

And then three weeks after that

[frosty echo]

apparently felinids are basically thundercats lol

[shadow scarab]

felinid ogryn hybrid

[elder merlin]

Felinid beast of nurgle ogryn hybrid

[shadow scarab]

so basically a british person

[elder merlin]

Lol

[rustic gate]

You guys ready for the helbrute drop?

[elder merlin]

Helbrute drop?

[fast gorge]

death guard tomorrow

[torn apex]

I'm so hyped for tomorrow

[ocean widget]

class reveal

[analog marsh]

bri'ish.

[elder hare]

Fatshark give us astartes

people talk shit but it would be the most popular class in game

[shadow scarab]

bo'le o' rashuns

[pine cedar]

Can’t wait for Arbities 2

More dogs

[drowsy lynx]

New class is just arbites again, but the enforcer and dog are swapped

[little marten]

and you can kiss the dog

[fast gorge]

someone called?

[elder merlin]

Kill him

[ocean widget]

@rain cave #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[fast gorge]

nuh uh

[shadow scarab]

🤓

[kind wagon]

2 skaven in a trenchcoat

[agile raven]

I'm telling you, Adepta Sororitas but it's only Hospitallers.

[muted basin]

wait so is it gonna be announced on some stream or are they just gonna drop a trailer out of nowhere

[little marten]

they're send us all a letter

[crystal crane]

Probably not, but it would be cool to have

[hazy kestrel]

Or a telegram?

[little marten]

I personally requested a raven

[pine cedar]

I requested a personal servitor skull for the reveal

[little marten]

very on brand

[ocean widget]

gender reveal/forest fire message

designed specifcally for aquila

[crystal crane]

Eye of terror gender reveal?

[subtle lark]

what if the new class will be

a female ogryn

[final warren]

Hooray, its an AJAHSAHFHFHGHHHHHHH sounds of terrible suffering

[orchid crypt]

Me too 😮‍💨

[crystal crane]

Momgryn

[final warren]

If we pray to the omnissiah hard enough nothing bad will ever happen

[muted basin]

i hope we get to play as a poxwalker

[final warren]

new class, Hive City orphan

[subtle lark]

new class kroot mercenary

[pine cedar]

New class, Flayed Necron

[south jetty]

New class: Titan

[drowsy lynx]

Its identical to the current ogryn was in every way but gets a very plain rag sports bra type thing beneath chest cosmetics

[wooden creek]

Finally, nude class reveal

Darktide will finally allow shirtlessness

[crystal crane]

Only if one of the things abilities is to bite people

[final warren]

the new class was the friends we made along the way

[fair bridge]

deep rock

[little marten]

none 🙁

[fair bridge]

the lactic

[subtle lark]

you say it right

[arctic marten]

Today’s the day for the announcement right?

[sleek oracle]

It's tomorrow ... tho I have no idea what hour

[jolly zenith]

new class is female ogryn

[rare pulsar]

Ogrussy😩

[haughty epoch]

It was better when I said it

[haughty epoch]

It was better when I said it

I'm the first person to EVER suggest that....

[jolly zenith]

oh i didnt see that

[signal mason]

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/8pb5vk/ogryn_worlds_and_ogryn_females/

[haughty epoch]

I'm just joking I am not the first person to say that lol

[limpid tide]

How long is it gonna take for the reveal to be live in EU time

[sleek oracle]

Female Ogryn Psyker. Like in that one Ghazkull book

[thick coyote]

<t:111111111:R>

[limpid tide]

[wooden creek]

Within the next 24 hours probably

[thick coyote]

(I have no idea how to properly use that)

(kek)

[lucid yoke]

dont back down, go harder

[limpid tide]

For the Emperor’s sake it’s already the 11th man

[lucid yoke]

1970

cant believe darktide is already 55 this year

[wooden creek]

It's still the 10th for Fatshark

[drowsy lynx]

Cheese

[thick coyote]

It got worse

😭

[limpid tide]

They’re in Europe

Wait…

[drowsy lynx]

You are not tricking me into believing other time zones exist, heretic

[flat cloak]

Tomorrow's DT announcement is just going to show off the new class, not show and release right?

[limpid tide]

Quiet inferior only European timezone exists

[wooden creek]

It's reveal, that's all we know

[thick coyote]

It's like

19:15

[thick coyote]

On Copenhagen

[wooden creek]

I wouldn't expect a release, but maybe a release date

[thick coyote]

So still the 10th

[limpid tide]

It’s 19:16 in all of EU

[thick coyote]

Do you think I know eu timezones

I don't

But yeah

Still the 10th

So

[fast gorge]

i have attained havoc 40

after many

rejections.

not even tries.

[arctic marten]

Honestly I think the next class might be a skitarii

[thick coyote]

Cool
Now you can finally play the real game

[fast gorge]

never

[covert flame]

hello rejects i have a question.

[haughty epoch]

If I were a betting man I'd wager the actual release is that next update

[covert flame]

will arbeaties ever get commodore sets

[haughty epoch]

No

[wooden creek]

At some point

[haughty epoch]

I mean, at this point? No

[tropic zealot]

Skitarii ranger isn't it

[wooden creek]

They've outright confirmed they're looking into options #general-chat message

[haughty epoch]

Sounds like someone's made up fursona species

[covert flame]

my guess was its in the backlog/rotation so its just a matter of time but cant find any info anywhere :p silly curiosity to have

[arctic marten]

What makes you say that

[lucid yoke]

as opposed to an officially approved, canon fursona species

[tropic zealot]

All the mechanicus stuff going on in 40k games right now

[haughty epoch]

Soo maybe in 2 years

[covert flame]

considering darktide and rogue trader got arbeaties at the same time... this might actually be true lol

[lucid yoke]

knowing games workshop, yes

[wooden creek]

They just can't do it at the moment, exact reason is unknown but I've seen people speculate it's due to GW shenanigans. I was also of that opinion until they said we're getting a new class, which is making me think that it's all hands on deck for a chunk of cosmetics for the new class.

Since it needs to launch with at least a handful

[tropic zealot]

Space marine 2 is also getting tech marines soon so it would be on theme
and mechanicus 2 is supposed to come out this year
ad mech also coming to dawn of war 4

[haughty epoch]

My guess is the new class will also have fuck all for drip

[arctic marten]

This makes it more likely for it to be them than not

[covert flame]

when in doubt, probably gw fault

[haughty epoch]

See if you expect the worst, it leaves little room for disappointment

[lucid yoke]

probably same as arbites, so a handful in the shop, a bunch across its penances, and a few more in the premium whatever version

i expect the worst out of games workshop so im always pleasantly surprised

[haughty epoch]

I just hope the new class comes with something new for the story, at least more than 1 new mission

[tropic zealot]

Skitarii has a range of ways it could go

[stark bobcat]

Funny joke

[haughty epoch]

When they say update it could just mean a big rebalance patch

[stark bobcat]

You must be new here

It's

Psyker is going to get buff

[tropic zealot]

It could be the most helpful teammate support wise or the sniper like veteran

[haughty epoch]

Soo probably getting not much?

[stark bobcat]

1 new map

[supple stirrup]

When’s the class reveal coming tomorrow?

[haughty epoch]

Who knows? Not us

[drowsy lynx]

Smite now does double damage

[tropic zealot]

I am thinking sniper skitarii though

[supple stirrup]

Skatari ?

[drowsy lynx]

Warpfire buff, fgs buff

[tropic zealot]

helll, I already snipe with my shotgun

[haughty epoch]

That's kind of veterans thing, further more I don't think a dedicated sniper class would really fit into darktide tbh

[lucid yoke]

fgs special now happens on every attack

[drowsy lynx]

Scriers buffed again for gunker and assail

[supple stirrup]

Turrets maybe?

[lucid yoke]

the special now is an enormous vertical warp slash that deals 12000 damage

and takes half the map to charge

[tropic zealot]

veteran clears the field, I feel like a railgun kills elites

[haughty epoch]

That could work but same thing that I don't think it'd really fit the gameplay, it's like making a whole class for specifically defending phases

[arctic marten]

I mean the veteran class is kinda a jack of all trades class, it’s mostly just used with the plasma gun and dueling sword and doesn’t have any sort of sniper

[tropic zealot]

It probably won't be the big shock you imagine though

melee is still a big deal

[lucid yoke]

if its an ability, i dont see how its much less fitting than say bubble/nuncio being fixed placements

[haughty epoch]

Cause ur fighting in CQC, there wouldn't be a sniper, the sniper we have gets fucked because they're not sitting like 200-300 meters away as they should be lol

[lucid yoke]

helbore is the closest

and now plasma has a lot of competition

its not just 100% of vets

[tropic zealot]

I for one welcome the weird weapons skitarii would have

[haughty epoch]

Arbites made the most sense, guy who gets in your face

[arctic marten]

They still have a melee slot yk

Plus the have rad weapons

[tropic zealot]

I slap the shit out of crushers with the shock maul so

[supple stirrup]

What do you think is going to happen then ?? Maybe support survey skulls ?

[lucid yoke]

helbore exists most importantly and is amazing

[haughty epoch]

I'd be amazed if it's a dedicated sniper, just doesn't really fit into the game

[dusty bramble]

we’re not getting a dedicated sniper class lol

[arctic marten]

As in radiation

They have radiation assault rifles

[haughty epoch]

Yea lemme just sit in the back and aim at enemies while my teammates charge ahead

Makes sense 🤪

[dusty bramble]

Radium

[haughty epoch]

Knowing how the game balancing is nobody would WANT to use a sniper

[lucid yoke]

Helbore.

[haughty epoch]

Don't see many helbore lasgun users these days

[lucid yoke]

literally fucking helbore

its enormously popular even into havoc

[dusty bramble]

no patrick, hellbore isn’t a sniper nor is veteran a sniper dedicated class

[haughty epoch]

I think of it as a fancy musket, basically lol

But it's more like a SLR

[lucid yoke]

nobody said that

[haughty epoch]

I usually just see things that are not that

[lethal niche]

is new class shown tomorow

[dusty bramble]

You’re all silly, it’s gonna be Horus as the best class

[dusty bramble]

yes

[arctic marten]

Sniper class in sm2 is used a fair bit

[haughty epoch]

No it's 2 months away

[lucid yoke]

i mean fine but it does work great so 'sitting back and aiming at enemies' isnt inherently incompatible with the game

full on sniper with a 6/8x scope, nah

not happening

[arctic marten]

In a hoard shooter

[dusty bramble]

SM2≠Darktide

[lucid yoke]

you're in third person in sm2

[pseudo timber]

Cant wait for the feet reveal of the new class

[dusty bramble]

crazy thought

[haughty epoch]

Like I said I'd be amazed if it's a dedicated sniper class lol

[arctic marten]

First person when you ads with the sniper

[dusty bramble]

also sniper in Sm2 doesn’t sit in the back, the maps are far bigger, and enemy variety is far less

it’s easier to focus the big elites

[haughty epoch]

You arguing why it could happen doesn't make it more likely to happen

[dusty bramble]

darktide is more chaotic, more enemies

harder to focus a single target

[haughty epoch]

Exactly

[arctic marten]

It’s an example of how snipers work in hoard shooters

[haughty epoch]

It just don't fit well

[tropic zealot]

This is a horde slasher

[blazing ibex]

Tell that to the cracked out helbore vets in h40 that do just that.

[lucid yoke]

well yse, literally nothing we say here affects what fatshark will do

[haughty epoch]

I mean if they add a sniper gun, sure but a class specifically for it sounds shit

[lucid yoke]

that applies to literally every argument

[dusty bramble]

it’s a so so example cause SM2 is rancid compared to darktide

[lucid yoke]

if you just say that then "why say anything, its not more likely to happen"

[haughty epoch]

Yes, but also, I feel like bro doesn't want to admit that it doesn't mesh well with darktide he just wants the square to fit in the circle slot

[tropic zealot]

Veteran has to choose between killin' the more dangerous shooters or taking a higher damage weapon

[blazing ibex]

Designated marksman fits specifically for vet and their penchant for specialist sniping

[haughty epoch]

Boltgun accomplished both

[tropic zealot]

I dunno if you've played hi diff but the shooters are the real issue

[thick fog]

SM2 is an aura farm videogame
DT is an aura farm while you also fight for your life and keep shredding everything

[blazing ibex]

Which very often will be done at a range to avoid those specialists from becoming an issue to begin with.

[tropic zealot]

they melt you in seconds

I have to dodge and weave

[haughty epoch]

The sniper in SM2 is also just like... A normal bolter but a little longer lol not really a REAL sniper

[tropic zealot]

why are we complaining about better ranged help

[haughty epoch]

Not complaining, debating on if it even makes sense in darktide (it doesn't)

[blazing ibex]

It's not like, impossible to consider a sniper class if the tree is built around it

[arctic marten]

Are you a rage bait account?

[haughty epoch]

Why TF would anyone want a whole class dedicated to one gun, imagine if zealots only build was using a fucking flamer, BOOOORING

[tropic zealot]

They create a problem and they sell the solution like gta 5 online

and I buy it

[lucid yoke]

you can make multiple kinds of sniper

to be clear, i dont want a sniper class

[blazing ibex]

Why would it be just one lol

[lucid yoke]

but you act like its impossible to give it multiple weapons that fit

[haughty epoch]

We're debating on if it's going to be a dedicated sniper.

[arctic marten]

Exactly

[haughty epoch]

Not impossible but just DOESNT MAKE SENSE

[blazing ibex]

Yes. Why would that only be one weapon?

[haughty epoch]

If you guys wanna like, be the guy sitting way in back, never in coherence, go for it, you can already do that now

[lucid yoke]

when was that ever said

[haughty epoch]

Well that's what a sniper would be ???

[lucid yoke]

point to it

[haughty epoch]

Like what are you even talking about what do you mean when you say a sniper class? Just veteran hellborn build with extra steps?

Dooo you mean, a DMR?

A long gun that isn't specifically a sniper ??

[arctic marten]

They have arc rifles, rad weapons, galvanic snipers, and phosphor blast pistols

[haughty epoch]

Like can we get more specific if ur gonna keep saying "no I don't mean that"

[arctic marten]

So you could do sneaky run and gun

[haughty epoch]

Sniper class would be shit I'm so happy that's not what we're getting 🙏

[lucid yoke]

alright man

[haughty epoch]

I'll leave you guys to discuss why you would want a sniper class, and why it will never happen

[arctic marten]

Plus you could have the sniper go through a bunch of enemies letting you clear hoards

[lucid yoke]

one person exactly said they wanted a sniper class

[haughty epoch]

I can see you've never used vet or ever had a vet teammate in your life

[lucid yoke]

i mean sure, ranged cleave

[dusty bramble]

let’s discuss why horus would be a perfect class

[haughty epoch]

HERETIC

[arctic marten]

Vets my main actually

Max level

[haughty epoch]

Sooo you're not being serious when you talk about adding a sniper class? Weird

"I want vet with extra steps pls"

They could simply add a sniper, standalone

Why do y'all want a whole class for it

What a waste

[blazing ibex]

I'm pretty sure only one person's really said that

[lucid yoke]

wait nobody even fucking said they wanted a sniper class

[blazing ibex]

I think it's just more a debate as to if it would work.

[haughty epoch]

You may be right I might just be schitzin out

[lucid yoke]

that was someone who wasnt in this debate

[lucid yoke]

what are you even looking at

[blazing ibex]

Which, honestly wouldn't be like

[blazing ibex]

Impossible to pull off

[arctic marten]

I more want an admech class. A sniper would be one of the branches sure but skitarii aren’t just snipers

[lucid yoke]

if fatshark wants to make it work, itll work

[haughty epoch]

Of all possibilities, I think a sniper would be the most disappointing thing we could possibly get

[lucid yoke]

well, in the typical fatshark sense of

'work'

[dusty bramble]

it’s gonna be ganger

[lucid yoke]

i would be more disappointed if it was elf, not gonna lie

[haughty epoch]

I'd love to see a tech bro class, fuck yeah

[arctic marten]

Genestealer class

[dusty bramble]

no jeans

[long trench]

When does Overweight Dolphin usually do reveals?

[stuck wasp]

Sniper ? Like just add a Longlas to the Vet and then you're off
Will probably suck though

[haughty epoch]

Boom

[dusty bramble]

around mid day(est)

[long trench]

fuck, you mean I have to go to work before I see the class reveal?

ugh work

[twin flower]

dont work then so you can see the class

[gaunt oyster]

gotta work to afford new class

it do be like that

[long trench]

yeahhhh I am feeling sick cough cough

[lucid yoke]

gotta work

[twin flower]

time to cash it that sick leave

[blazing ibex]

Can we not say that?

It's triggering.

[dusty bramble]

nurgles gift finally got you

[long trench]

guess I should save my sick leave for when the class actually comes out

[lucid yoke]

get a job get a job get a job get a job

[dusty bramble]

can’t w**k your j*b tomorrow

[arctic marten]

Servator class 😭

[twin flower]

lmao

[little marten]

nurrrghoulll

[twin flower]

noogles

[subtle lark]

hey cool psyker avatar discord 🙂 👍

[obtuse pike]

Are there any leaks about the upcoming class?

[thick fog]

Only filenames

[twin flower]

Do you need a leak if its already gonna be revealed today

[thick fog]

about "Broker"

[jaunty path]

Don't think we can even mention commonly known ones without mods touching us

Oh no

Mods gonna touch us 😟

[thick fog]

Brother we kept talking about this for so long

[jaunty path]

They're gonna touch us💔

[limpid tide]

If they don’t do their reveal I’m going to mail them something in their office

[obtuse pike]

https://tenor.com/view/elaborate-gif-27637853

[limpid tide]

🪈

[twin flower]

wild

[obtuse pike]

Well I tried

[lucid yoke]

im beginning to suspect that you're not actually afraid of that

[lucid yoke]

yeah no permissions here

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[thick fog]

thats only thing we found, now they have to surprise us

[twin flower]

bruh

[lucid yoke]

we lost that power

[dusty bramble]

Oh thanks, it’s just my ingame psyker

[obtuse pike]

What if

We become dreadnaughts

[twin flower]

we'd have to be space marines first

[obtuse pike]

Ogryn space marine

[jaunty path]

I hope the new class farts loud

[twin flower]

Whats with you and farts lately lmao

[gaunt oyster]

plz fatshark more ogryn weapons

[jaunty path]

I like attention

[drowsy lynx]

Looks like the arby reveal was tweeted at 12:30 pm est, assuming the new reveal will probably be around the same time that's in 22.5 hours

[twin flower]

Well.. thats one way of doing it lmao

[jaunty path]

Heading to see my therapist

[twin flower]

Dont kill her

[jaunty path]

Don't tell me what to do

[twin flower]

Yeah you right

[lucid yoke]

destroy her

[little marten]

good luck

[twin flower]

FS is at Sweden right, are they doing it at their local time

[jaunty path]

She will be painted all over the walls

[twin flower]

Sheesh

[lucid yoke]

i see how it is

[misty sequoia]

Why is Vet so squishy ?

[twin flower]

Is he tho

[jaunty path]

Throw grenades at your problems

That's what vet taught me

[lucid yoke]

stop losing toughness

[gaunt oyster]

gigantic horde of elites? Krak Grenade

[jaunty path]

Unironically

[gaunt oyster]

ogryn took your ammo? Krak Grenade

[jaunty path]

And plasma gun

[thick coyote]

Because he has insane damage

[lucid yoke]

always take iron will

is vet even the squishiest class anymore

[misty sequoia]

I get crowded by a horde and insta die in havocs

[rocky radish]

Good advice for vet. Good advice for life in general

[gaunt oyster]

Zealot making all the enemies stagger with his constant screeching? Krak Grenade

[thick coyote]

Eh that's just havoc for you

[gaunt oyster]

in conclusion

Krak Grenade

[thick coyote]

So it's whatever

[lucid yoke]

well there's your problem, playing havoc

[thick coyote]

when the hard mode is actually hard

[lucid yoke]

be a malice monster with me

[twin flower]

I like shredder more

[thick coyote]

Although every havoc problem

[lucid yoke]

same

[thick coyote]

Can be solved with frag spam

[twin flower]

Its raining granadas

[thick coyote]

More elites more grenades more grenades spam

Call that shit a martial art

[gaunt oyster]

surprised they've not given us a GL yet, and I mean the rotary one the guard gets

[rocky radish]

'nade-fu

[misty sequoia]

The amount of health for a vet on havoc 20s is ridiculous

[jaunty path]

Kraks like to stick to flak and carapace

Its good to instakill rottys

I should invest in a dueling sword

Its good for stagger

[rocky radish]

Don't take health damage

[misty sequoia]

Also why does the power sword last like 2 seconds

[jaunty path]

How do I not take health damage

[low hemlock]

That’s an accurate health line for an average Guardsmen in W40k

they aint Space Manz

[jaunty path]

Garbage. Take the cycling blessing

[twin flower]

There's always Out for Blood if you can't kill elites

[twin flower]

Lifespan of 15hrs in the front lines

[little marten]

Power sword got faulty batteries

[thick coyote]

Because it's the best melee in the game when powered

[jaunty path]

Its literally the one blessing that makes powersword usable

[atomic moon]

I have tomorrow off so gonna be fun to see the discussion on the new class

[little marten]

It could be been reworked by OG fans ruined it

[thick coyote]

Legit balancing reasons

[low hemlock]

15hrs, damn vro got an lucky nate 20 roll fr

[rocky radish]

I did the no health loss penance on zealot by murdering everything before it could hit me

[little marten]

It’ll devolve into complaining about the price very quickly

[jaunty path]

Yeah dude everything should be free

[lucid yoke]

its probably gonna be same price as arbites innit

[little marten]

People still complained

[twin flower]

Didnt feel like it

Everyone just had Arby on day 1

[lucid yoke]

eh, fair

[jaunty path]

I steal candy from babies

[lucid yoke]

well yes, complaining, but also people will gladly buy from nintendo while also complaining abuot their prices

[sweet trail]

If theres a heavy laspistol wheres the light laspistol

[misty sequoia]

I main arbi but switching to vet is a very different play style

[lucid yoke]

so just because everyone has it doesnt mean they didnt also hate the pricing

[twin flower]

Well, babies arent to supposed to have candies anyway so good job

[lucid yoke]

thats because arbi shits toughness

[jaunty path]

I don't even like candy. I'm just in it for the love of the game

[jaunty path]

I suplex children

[twin flower]

Devious

Ehh, you know what? Keep at it

lil goblins

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-iam-abir82-liverpool-kick-kick-kid-gif-22437195

This is me btw

[low hemlock]

If Havoc players Complain about the gamemode

Make Havoc even TOUGHER
Those RUNTZ wanted a Challenge remember!?

[lucid yoke]

they should invent mortis havoc

[twin flower]

Like a predator on the prowl

[atomic moon]

Havoc 50?

[low hemlock]

yes

[little marten]

Why stop at 50

Havoc 100

[lucid yoke]

since mortis makes you so broken, quadruple the enemy spawns in havoc

[misty sequoia]

1000 daemon hosts

[thick coyote]

1 frame gameplay

[twin flower]

PC smoking

[lucid yoke]

if you reach havoc 100 a fatshark developer will come to your house to shake your hand and tell you to go touch some fucking grass

[little marten]

if u reach 100 fatshark invites you on their 260 day holiday with them

[lucid yoke]

if you reach 100 you actually get hired by fatshark

[lucid yoke]

this is not a good thing, you will be fed to the potted plant, the only real employee

[jaunty path]

Cactus

[lucid yoke]

get a load from this guy

[jaunty path]

Should I beat up my therapist

[rocky radish]

I met a game dev once. He offered me a muffin. Then we talked about how I was cheating in his game

[lucid yoke]

you've asked this so many times

if you're hesitating then you really don't want to

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/bruncket-gif-21790584

[lucid yoke]

you're an inherently peaceful person

[jaunty path]

I SKIN PEOPLE ALIVE FOR FUN

[lucid yoke]

do you ask them if you should first, too

[neon agate]

Replace their chair with a chair made of nails that would get them

[jaunty path]

Its a small and warm room we sit in

I could toss one of the books in her face as a distraction then like pow pow pow

[thick coyote]

They got hands

Powered up by years of listening to people sorrows

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-anime-kick-baki-gif-17476812

[thick coyote]

You're going to be turned into their punching bag

To release all their stress

[rocky radish]

Describe violent dreams you've been having. But each time the target sounds more and more like the therapist. Make sure to do research about their hobbies, habits and interests first