general-chat

[wheat sphinx]

No...

[vague elm]

https://tenor.com/view/burro-do-shrek-gif-18347208884916589175

[minor narwhal]

eh

[astral laurel]

Yup.

[ripe tangle]

I remember how there was a rivalry between National Subreddits which was often funny

[wheat sphinx]

"You're really trying to start some shit, aren't you?

Don't try to gatekeep Warhammer with your cringe kink OC's. You are welcome in Warhammer - but you posted this on a public forum, and now you're trying to say we aren't welcome in this community because we're criticizing your fetish OC?

Fuck that, and fuck off with that line of thinking. Warhammer is for everyone, and so is criticism. "

New copypasta dropped

I can't stop laughing

oh my fucking God

[ripe tangle]

and there would be a rivalry between Dwarfposting and Elfposting

[little marten]

I posted my cat man

[wheat sphinx]

I mean dwarfs hate elves

[little marten]

In the fan art channel

But I don’t know how to link it here

[wheat sphinx]

nice thumbs up

[wheat sphinx]

copy message link

[little marten]

Sounds confusing

[ripe tangle]

but why do Dwarves hate Elves?

aside from the superiority complex and laziness

[astral laurel]

anti-fur in a 40k thing? Probably a fash

[minor narwhal]

i think those people are imagining stuff

[wheat sphinx]

oh 100%

[little marten]

If he makes me a cat man I will put it next to my cat man

[astral laurel]

Mostly a hold over from LotR

Even in other settings it was in vogue to make them dislike each other

[ripe tangle]

oh, so like 90% of Fantasy Tropes then lol

[astral laurel]

And they only didn't like each other in LotR because one time one didn't come to the other's aid or some shit

[ripe tangle]

modern fantasy wouldn’t exist without Tolkien

[wheat sphinx]

@ocean widget https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1oszo64/i_was_told_to_post_this_here_and_not_just/

[ripe tangle]

heck, even Orcs as a concept came from his books

[astral laurel]

yep

[wheat sphinx]

IT GOT LOCKED

[jaunty path]

Still need to read both

[wheat sphinx]

IT GOT LOCKED GUYS

OH MY GOD

[little marten]

lol

[minor narwhal]

lmfao

[little marten]

the morose life of a creator

to judge anothers creation is to judge creation itself

[wheat sphinx]

I can't stop laughing actually

mods fuckin' locked it

[jaunty path]

Were the orcs at all a racist allegory or...

[wheat sphinx]

because of the shit stir

Wait until I post a 2nd post...

[minor narwhal]

posting will continue until morale improves

[little marten]

may we jump not to instincts cruel assumption, but contemplate in solace that of majesty which stands before us, unapologetic

[ocean widget]

Its doing better on grimdank than it did darktide
1 upvote compared to 0

[minor narwhal]

awesome

[ripe tangle]

believe it or not, they were more an allegory toward fascism, consider his books were written during World War Two, and you have this race/faction who contribute nothing and only conquer, invade, loot, and destroy.

[wheat sphinx]

We will wait 20 min and it will have 0 upvotes

[tawny gorge]

i'd upvote it if i could

[little marten]

wasnt it anti industrialism

[wheat sphinx]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1osxsfu/commissioned_art_i_hope_this_doesnt_break_any/

here mate

[tawny gorge]

i dont have a reddit account

[jaunty path]

zoinks

[wheat sphinx]

Ah

fair fair

good

[vague elm]

Da bois just like tuh fight

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, Tolkien HATED the Nazis, as an Englishman, a Christian, and as a self-described Moralist.

[ocean widget]

"Tolkien is english"
That explains the walking

[little marten]

guy just didnt like factories

understandable really

[tawny gorge]

show him factorio

[tawny gorge]

ayyy i'm walken ere

[tidal gyro]

it is possible for buy weapon with 500 power?

[little marten]

tfw he becomes a ruthless sweatshop overseer

[tawny gorge]

yes

[astral laurel]

Melk

[ocean widget]

Only from Melks store i think

[tidal gyro]

oh

thank you

[ocean widget]

Nw

[tawny gorge]

that 1 dave chappele skit

[astral laurel]

You don't have a lot of options from him though

[tawny gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF0V0A2g7lI

[little marten]

i think ive bought 2 things from melk in the 2 years darktide has been out

[tawny gorge]

wtf

[shrewd summit]

Watching people play high havoc finally paid off for me and I’m low key shaking like a weirdo. I just looped around hab dreko so many damn times while being followed by so many crushers and mutants and was able to shield bash/blind and get my entire team up and we ended up finishing 😭❤️

[little marten]

guy gives the playstation store a run for its money

[tawny gorge]

what are you talking about its full of deals rn

[little marten]

the ps store?

[tawny gorge]

yeah

[little marten]

its a fucking scam

[tawny gorge]

only scam part is the lack of keys

[little marten]

everything priced 10 squid higher than anywhere else

[tawny gorge]

might be a uk issue

[little marten]

might be yano

[tawny gorge]

oh nah its not though lol

same here

at launch that is

[little marten]

its DIABOLICAL

[tidal gyro]

why people are using exterminator shot gun?

[little marten]

what are the chances of ghost of yotei going on sale this month for black friday?

[tawny gorge]

they like it

[tidal gyro]

i try it and is do not many damage

[little marten]

or should i just pick it up in store for 60 quid

[tawny gorge]

0

[tidal gyro]

it is weird

[little marten]

🙁

[tawny gorge]

its a brand spanking new exclusive

[little marten]

also nioh 2 remaster NEVER goes on sale for a decent price

[tawny gorge]

if youre lucky the physical copy will go on sale

[tawny gorge]

max it goes for is 40 here

whit at that point just get the collection

[little marten]

cant justify it since i own it already on steam

[tawny gorge]

i might get it for the plat i love nioh 2

[little marten]

yeah i spent like a whole day farming the katana skill from the dlc boss

[tidal gyro]

do ogryn girl exist?

[tawny gorge]

yes

[little marten]

sure come to the UK

[tawny gorge]

lmfao

[tidal gyro]

what is the meaning?

[little marten]

perhaps best left unsaid

[tidal gyro]

why can you not play it

i am sorry

[tawny gorge]

he's saying they got ogryn girls in the magic place we call england

[little marten]

my sister 💀

[tawny gorge]

nah

dont disrespect your sister

[vague elm]

Black Friday is a scam now. Nobody should buy into it.

[little marten]

my sister took part in taking 1000's from me for gambling addiction

i think i can call her an ogryn anonymously online

[tawny gorge]

idk g if i see a sale for something and i know its a good price i'll get it

[ocean widget]

In lore yeah
No minis though so they don't appear in any games

[tawny gorge]

dont sound like a scam to me

[little marten]

i dont see her driving a porsche

[tawny gorge]

wtf

[ocean widget]

Drive a weaponised shopping trolley into her

[tawny gorge]

valid

[tidal gyro]

what is minis?

[ocean widget]

Miniatures
The stuff the tabletop game is played with

[tidal gyro]

what is the game?

[ocean widget]

Warhammer 40k

[tidal gyro]

OH

[little marten]

if you collect all 40,000 of them you win

[tidal gyro]

i remember

[ocean widget]

Fash, shes european not a larper

[little marten]

im suspicious of this young one

but

[tidal gyro]

i know a person who have many of toy thing

[little marten]

they seem more and more legit

[tawny gorge]

dont call me that

[ocean widget]

Ok shsl

[tidal gyro]

is paint and have many amount

[tawny gorge]

you never know, i think larping being underaged is grounds to get your head chopped

[ocean widget]

Noice, theyre a bit pricy so unless you 3D print your own which isnt tournament legal

[little marten]

i have my theories

[ripe tangle]

depends on the larping I reckon

[tawny gorge]

if they catch you

[tidal gyro]

there is tournament thing?

[ocean widget]

I mean they're a 15 year old quarter Korean European, theyre fine

[ocean widget]

Yeah

You make battles with the minis

[tidal gyro]

meaning me?

[ocean widget]

Yeah

[tidal gyro]

hello

[little marten]

ur korean euna?

[ripe tangle]

what country are you from Euna?

[ocean widget]

She can't say, as stated in previous messages

[tidal gyro]

no i live in europe

my grandma is korean

[ripe tangle]

Ah, didn’t know, sorry.

[tidal gyro]

i am quarter korean

[little marten]

why would you be unable to say

[ocean widget]

Theyre european nurgle

[tawny gorge]

her business

[ripe tangle]

I’m half Korean, my Mom’s from Busan.

[ocean widget]

Why do you think

[little marten]

because its larp?

[tawny gorge]

i'm not going to tell you people where im from

[little marten]

anywho its cool thats information folks dont need to share and i have no intention of prying

just a curious kitty

[ripe tangle]

ngl, I thought you were from the US

[ocean widget]

What's going on up in europe right now nurgle

[little marten]

the apprentice celebrity christmas special is being filmed

[tawny gorge]

im italian

[tidal gyro]

i wish hippo is not blind

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message
@ripe tangle

[jaunty path]

china

[ripe tangle]

Ah, scuse

[tidal gyro]

they be like friendly bear maybe

[tawny gorge]

so close

[little marten]

gotcha

[ocean widget]

Hippos are not friendly

They will maul you

[little marten]

i get what you're saying

[ocean widget]

Wrong ping sorry shsl

[tidal gyro]

hippo many amount agressive because is blind

[ripe tangle]

What’s the right thing to say?

[tidal gyro]

that is most reason for it

[tawny gorge]

scusa

[ripe tangle]

oh okay, scusa

[tawny gorge]

you just misspelled it is all

[wheat sphinx]

@ocean widget 0 upvotes

[tidal gyro]

so if not blind they know when thing is threat or is safe

[wheat sphinx]

in r/grimdank

[ocean widget]

OOF, how many comments

[little marten]

thank you for that hippo fact euna 🙏

[wheat sphinx]

1

[ocean widget]

By chance is it a bot

[wheat sphinx]

maybe

Idk

[little marten]

if i upvote it can people see that i did that?

if not, link

[wheat sphinx]

they can't

[shy sandal]

Wish i learned italian with my grandma

[ocean widget]

Oh nvm its just someone posting about heresy

[little marten]

i upvoted it for you

such power

[rocky radish]

I wish my son would speak Japanese with me sometimes. But if I try he just says "please stop. Your Japanese is so bad"

[little marten]

i felt like caligua in the arena

[ripe tangle]

@tawny gorge you might think this is funny, when I was in Germany I was in a very touristy University city and this guy, our waiter at a cafe was going on in Italian saying “Prego! Prego! Prego!” and my dumbass responded to asking for Brushcetta (which I said correctly btw) he seemed surprised by that, when he brought it and placed it in front of me I then said “Bene, Molto Buono!” And he immediately started talking to me in a fast Italian dialect I could not at all understand lmao.

So I just stared and nodded until he left

[tawny gorge]

brushcetta?

[ripe tangle]

yes, it was on his menu

[tawny gorge]

why did you say it the way americans pronounce it

[ripe tangle]

I didn’t…

I said it the Italian way

[tawny gorge]

its bruschetta

i cant post media.....

[ripe tangle]

hold on

[tawny gorge]

can't even crashout properly in general

[little marten]

why are you guys arguing over tomatoes

[signal mason]

achsually is bruschoot

[wheat sphinx]

Based

[signal mason]

[ripe tangle]

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/dSmVRISAClA

i said it the way these Lionfield guys say it

[shy sandal]

Idk, slayer has anger issues

[tawny gorge]

i hate those 2!!!!!

[ripe tangle]

I just can’t spell shit in Italian

[ripe tangle]

I’m just sayin how I said it

[little marten]

😔

[tawny gorge]

they SAY BRUSCHETTA

NOT BRUSHCETTA

AHHHHHHH

i'm calm

[signal mason]

can I get the gabagool a the bruschet

[ripe tangle]

what’s the difference?!?!

[little marten]

brew-shet-ah?

[tawny gorge]

they said it too

[ripe tangle]

No

[signal mason]

bru-chet-a

[little marten]

brew-shet-ey?

[tidal gyro]

i download resident evil 7

[ocean widget]

Its at 0 upvotes again
I'd assume a wider audience means more competent people but what do I know@wheat sphinx

[tawny gorge]

bru sket a

ig

[little marten]

ohhh

sket-a

[tidal gyro]

it is on steam low price

[wheat sphinx]

Idk

[shy sandal]

Erm, actchually... It's Mozzarell

Not Muzzarella

[little marten]

no one ever said it like that when i was italty

are you sure you're not malformed brain?

[hazy kestrel]

Gabagool, ova’ here!

[ocean widget]

Is brusketta alright?

[tawny gorge]

they say it right in the video

[ripe tangle]

That’s how I fucking say it…

[tawny gorge]

they also correct it right

[signal mason]

gabagoolgalamad

[little marten]

oh lmao

im wrong

[tawny gorge]

you wrote brushcetta

[little marten]

i have the malformed brain

[ripe tangle]

the fuck is a gabagool?

[ripe tangle]

Bitch I can’t write

or spell at least

[signal mason]

italian americanese

[ocean widget]

A zombie who doesnt stop speaking

[ripe tangle]

I said it correctky but spelled it wrong

[hazy kestrel]

Is a gabagool pal, is that shrimple.

[tawny gorge]

its how americans say capicola, capocollo, coppa

[ripe tangle]

Oh

but I never say it that way 😐

[signal mason]

also say capi

[tawny gorge]

do you even eat it?

its not that popular iirc

[ocean widget]

Coppa?

[little marten]

why would you eat tomatos on bread lmao

[tawny gorge]

its pork

[little marten]

OHHH

[ocean widget]

Ah, so copper means the same thing across multiple languages
Very nice

[tawny gorge]

you eat beans on bread for breakfast i will kill you

[trail nacelle]

How do I know if someone on my team is a pc player? I saw this guy kicking a lot of ass today and I thought he was super op to be moving like that and was going to ask about his button layout but I just now realized this game is cross play

[little marten]

I SEE WHERE IW AS GOING WRONG GUYS

i was thinking of porchetta hahahah

ill see myself out

[ripe tangle]

I’ve had it before, but only a few times, not many.

[shy sandal]

It's pretty good honestly. With some mussarella on top

[signal mason]

you can see if steam in the end screen

[ocean widget]

I think it shows next to their name in the HUD

[little marten]

raw tomatoes sadly make me wretch

[tawny gorge]

some what? some mussolini?

[little marten]

retch

[signal mason]

I think he's asaying a brusch with some muz

[ripe tangle]

now we have a real Italian who can tell me if I’m weird or not for what I do

[shy sandal]

Understandable, have a great day

[trail nacelle]

I’ll check it out next time

[tawny gorge]

[trail nacelle]

I didn’t look at that but next time I will

[tawny gorge]

i lied actually

[signal mason]

fash is actually from the upper east side of ny

[ripe tangle]

I eat Pizza with a knife and fork -_-

[tawny gorge]

i'm from this place called mongolia

[shy sandal]

Idc, i'm brazilian, that's how we call it.

[tawny gorge]

dont call me that its short for fascisttttt

[ocean widget]

You dont need to be Italian to know thats weird lucia

[little marten]

fash is some 15 year old kid from ipswich

[signal mason]

no its short for fashion

[tawny gorge]

fashionslayer

[ocean widget]

I mean last I checked we should call him shsl

[little marten]

are you fashionable

[ripe tangle]

It’s not weird!

[little marten]

i havent bought new clothes in like 2 years

[shy sandal]

Not that uncommon here actually

[ocean widget]

You live with weirdos

[tawny gorge]

i spent over 2 grand on custom leather boots

[ripe tangle]

in Brazil?

[signal mason]

with pizza it honestly depends on the type

[ocean widget]

Did they have the fur?

[little marten]

why

[tawny gorge]

but no i wouldnt say im fashionable since that's more about keeping up with trends

[shy sandal]

Ye, especially in restaurants

[signal mason]

chicago pizza makes sense to eat with fork and knife because its basically a casserole

[tawny gorge]

they will outlast me

[little marten]

i am the trends

[ripe tangle]

like, what if it’s really hot or really greasy?

[little marten]

i mean if i get outlasted by a boot id be fuming

[shy sandal]

The eel eating people cannot judge me

[ocean widget]

Then we just eat it
Problem solved

[ripe tangle]

cutlery

[ocean widget]

You live in Brazil, I can judge you

[little marten]

eating pizza with a knife and fork isnt that weird

[signal mason]

^

[little marten]

plenty of people do it and im partial to do it at a nicer resturant

[ripe tangle]

Thank you

[ocean widget]

Awful
Humanity did not invent hands for them to go unused

[signal mason]

pizza varies so much lmao

[astral laurel]

There is no wrong way to eat pizza

[tawny gorge]

no they look pretty normal

[signal mason]

that is untrue

[tawny gorge]

guidi doesnt make extravagant stuff

[ocean widget]

Awful
Won't match the jeans then

[ripe tangle]

eating it backwards is wrong

[signal mason]

eating pizza with your anus is quite incorrect

[astral laurel]

If you use your hands or a knife and fork those are both fine

[shy sandal]

You sure you want to go band for band in weird culinary decisions?

[little marten]

also not to get too grandular but iwth a knife and fork you can assure a good topping/pizza ratio

[astral laurel]

Backwards?

[tawny gorge]

fur, jeans

[little marten]

whereas with savage bites you're leaving it to fate sometimes

[tawny gorge]

tf are you talking about

[astral laurel]

There's no backwards on a pizza

[ripe tangle]

yes there is

[ocean widget]

Search up jeans boots fur rq

[signal mason]

eat outside in

[little marten]

crust first?

[ocean widget]

You'll see

[signal mason]

and upside down

[little marten]

boots with the fur

[tawny gorge]

ik the song

[astral laurel]

Nothing wrong with eating crust first

[little marten]

got the whole club looking at her

[rustic gate]

It’s over chat

[signal mason]

I can eat pizza really wrong

[rustic gate]

Auric maelstrom time

[astral laurel]

Also nothing wrong with eating it upside down

[rustic gate]

Finally, I get to play the game

[little marten]

fold the pizza in half and have calzone

[tawny gorge]

can you people be normal

[astral laurel]

Just know that in both cases you are going to get stuff on your hands

[signal mason]

you make a mess anywhere and everywhere

[ocean widget]

I dont think you know how gravity works

[ripe tangle]

it’s been a while since I had a Calzone

[astral laurel]

Is that wrong?

[tawny gorge]

crust first is for the psychopaths of this world

[signal mason]

depends

[little marten]

same 🙁

[ocean widget]

Yeah because then youre a piece of shit

[signal mason]

unless its your own house in which case you are an idiot

[ocean widget]

Tru

[tawny gorge]

i should spend less and be more modest

[little marten]

send some money to me if you want

[ripe tangle]

no

[astral laurel]

My point is that people can eat foods in the way they are most comfortable with

[ripe tangle]

don’t send him money

[little marten]

why?

[astral laurel]

For instance, I eat sushi with my fingers

[ripe tangle]

because

[tawny gorge]

but then you get a pyrocinical video on your main page and remember inflation

[ripe tangle]

you’re actually secretly rich

[tawny gorge]

need to spend that money

[little marten]

i wish lol

[signal mason]

and my point is there is a wrong way to eat foods

like with ones anus

[astral laurel]

I can use chopsticks, and I do to transfer the sushi from the big plate to my own, but I eat them with my hands

[little marten]

rich in memories hehe

and good company

[ripe tangle]

Who eats anythiing with their anus?!

Why do I sometimes see messages about that

[astral laurel]

As a suppository is not eating

[ocean widget]

People who have suppositories

[ripe tangle]

Am I going crazy?

[little marten]

cake fart

[signal mason]

people who are full of shit

[astral laurel]

Because people are fucking dumb

[ocean widget]

No people are just chatting shit lucia

[shy sandal]

I know the arabs eat like that

[astral laurel]

Lots of people do

[ocean widget]

Easy way to eat sushi
Stab it with a chopstick

[ripe tangle]

Arabs eat rice with fingers

so do Indians

[astral laurel]

I can't really eat rice D:

[ripe tangle]

I... don't particularly like that tbh

[jaunty path]

Why?

[tawny gorge]

or just get a fork

[little marten]

i went to a north african resturant and we got server all our dinners on one big metal plate and had to eat with our hands

[ocean widget]

No

[ripe tangle]

it seems gross to me

[jaunty path]

you mean eating rice rice ya hands? I mean same lmao.

[little marten]

as long as they use their right hand 💀

[jaunty path]

Don't feel right at all.

[ocean widget]

You only eat rice with yoyr hands when its the last few grains in the bowl

[ripe tangle]

🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄 🥄

SPOON

[tawny gorge]

eating with your hands is only gross if you have gross hands

[jaunty path]

Knife

[ocean widget]

Im not spooning you lucia

[signal mason]

spork is for rice

[ocean widget]

Also why the fuck would you eat rice with a spoon

[ripe tangle]

you probably shouldn't I have covid afterall

[tawny gorge]

its efficient why would you not?

[little marten]

spoon hahahahaha

[signal mason]

if its rice porridge

[ripe tangle]

I eat rice with a spoon...

[little marten]

you guys are wild ey

[ripe tangle]

it's normal

[ocean widget]

Because you dont eat the chicken that its with with a spoon

[jaunty path]

I eat rice with my toes

[ocean widget]

Rice pudding

[tawny gorge]

???? who said anything about chicken

[ocean widget]

Rice pudding and porridge are different things

[astral laurel]

I don't eat rice.

[ocean widget]

You eat plain rice?

[little marten]

man i love porridge

[ocean widget]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[tawny gorge]

im on a carnivore diet

[little marten]

always put some tumeric in your rice

superfood yknow

[signal mason]

I'm on a sea food diet

I sea food

and I eat it

[ocean widget]

I prefer arsenic

[little marten]

what are you a looney tunes character

[ocean widget]

Nah
Just build up resistance so you cant be poisoned

Shrimple

[little marten]

ok guys

do people find messy ice cream eaters cute or not

[ocean widget]

No theyre filthy fuckers

[signal mason]

fent is just iocane powder

[tawny gorge]

only if the girl is hot

[little marten]

its me, so yes

[ripe tangle]

no

[little marten]

sometimes i get it on my forehead

[ocean widget]

How many seagulls have attacked your beard because the way you eat ice cream

[little marten]

ive only been attacked by a seagull once

[ocean widget]

[little marten]

and i had a bacon bap at the time

[ripe tangle]

I've been attacked by bats once

[jaunty path]

Do you stick your face in the bowl

[little marten]

wasnt that like yesterday

[shy sandal]

Never thought about it tbh

[jaunty path]

Let one bite you so you can be bat woman

[ripe tangle]

a little over a week ago yeah

[little marten]

no like from a cone

[tawny gorge]

FOR GOTHAMMMMMMMMMMMM

[jaunty path]

Okay thats even crazier HOW

[little marten]

how is your tolerance for sunlight

[little marten]

it just happens i dont know

[ripe tangle]

I sunburn easily, we've been over this

[ocean widget]

He shoves the cone into his face

[little marten]

i dont actively choose to get ice cream on my forehead

[tidal gyro]

this game is scary

i find a maggot man

[jaunty path]

Do you have a particular way of eating ice cream nurgle.

[little marten]

using that as a baseline to determine if you have acquired any battish powers

[signal mason]

fire cleanses

[tawny gorge]

shoot him

[ocean widget]

Yeah thats nurgles "blessings"
They arent good

[tidal gyro]

he is dead and i have none gun

[little marten]

i dont want to ruin the image you guys have of me

[ripe tangle]

no, I can't fly nor use sonar.

[little marten]

but like jabba the hutt with leia in return of the jedi

[tidal gyro]

no i meaning in resident evil 7

[jaunty path]

Spawns you in the middle of a tundra desert

[ripe tangle]

what's the best Ice Cream Flavour?

[tidal gyro]

i download it

[ocean widget]

Oh, yeah it's a horror game it's going to be scary

[little marten]

pistachio

[ripe tangle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jaunty path]

Honestly depends on mood

and context

[tidal gyro]

i only play resident evil 4

it is not scary

but this is scary

[ocean widget]

Whichever one doesnt look like shit

[signal mason]

boston cream donut

ice cream

[ripe tangle]

I like Coffee Icecream

[tawny gorge]

who taught her to randomly talk about other games without mentioning what game it is

[shy sandal]

I never had pistachio

[ripe tangle]

I also like anything Chocolatey

[tidal gyro]

i say earlier

[little marten]

you're missing out

[tawny gorge]

5 hours ago

[ocean widget]

Ah yeah, the game design gets better over time

[tidal gyro]

that i buy resident evil 7 for low price

[signal mason]

pistachgio is greeeen

[tidal gyro]

no it was soon

[little marten]

a good vanilla can slap hard too tbf

[astral laurel]

I like Moose Tracks

[tidal gyro]

it was most recent resident evil

[tawny gorge]

no thats 8 euna

[ocean widget]

I mean from the 1st to the 7th game

[tidal gyro]

it is requium and is not out yet

[tawny gorge]

true

[tidal gyro]

resident evil 4 remake is most recent

[ripe tangle]

Vanilla is good because it's versatile, you can add things to it to make it however you like

but even plain it's good

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[tawny gorge]

do remakes count?

[tidal gyro]

yes

[shy sandal]

People really like açaí here... It's purple

[tawny gorge]

fair enough

[tidal gyro]

it is very amount different from original

[ripe tangle]

the Resident Evil remakes were good imo

[little marten]

I don't think i've ever tried that as a fruit, is it nice?

[tidal gyro]

i play that game many amount

[tidal gyro]

i did s+ in professional

[low hemlock]

Vanilla always best Flavor

[tidal gyro]

i think i beat game in 3 hour and 30 minute

[green beacon]

blueberry cheesecake

[ocean widget]

BNJs phish food is decent tbf
From an ice cream shop though depends on what they have

[tawny gorge]

3 is worse than the original

[tawny gorge]

wtf

[shy sandal]

You either love it or hate it.

It has a very sweet but earthy taste

[ripe tangle]

I liked 2 and 4

[tidal gyro]

it take many attempt

[little marten]

Imma keep my eye out, although I reckon the only way I'll get it is in some posh smoothie

[tawny gorge]

hate that capcom called the remakes the definitive way to play the games

re4 imo should get a better remaster based on the 4k modpack

[ocean widget]

They did that so they can sell you tickets for gun upgrades as dlc

[ripe tangle]

it's scummy, similar to what Rockstar did with their old games

[tawny gorge]

nah rockstar is a developer thats take 2's fault

the remasters themselves werent made by rockstar either

[round mica]

yall, whats that website or whatever its called that shows you the enemy models and their different parts of armor and stuff ?

[ripe tangle]

okay fair I guess

[tawny gorge]

which is why they're ass

[ripe tangle]

I thought it was all one company

just being greedy and lazy

[tidal gyro]

i find many amount empty can

[tawny gorge]

for some reason the main team at rockstar cant afford to work on more than one thing at a time

[tidal gyro]

they make scary sound when i walk on them but it is safe

[little marten]

build a walkie talkie

[tidal gyro]

how to do this?

[tawny gorge]

idk about lazy rdr2 has 200 hours worth of content lol

[little marten]

tie two together with a piece of string

[shy sandal]

GTA glazers forgetting all the horrendous GTA online microtransactions as soon as GTA 6 is announced

[tidal gyro]

OH

that is funny

[ripe tangle]

okay yeah RDR2 was GOATED

[little marten]

i will buy gta 6 day one

[low hemlock]

we all will

[tawny gorge]

same but its never gonna come out

[tidal gyro]

i think i am lost

[tawny gorge]

i played all the gta games

[little marten]

my only hope of a big booty latina lies with rockstar

they must make it so

[ripe tangle]

Arthur's story, I never was so attached to a Video Game character before that lol

[tidal gyro]

i can not leave the room with many amount empty can

[little marten]

i like the missions with the nun they really fucked me up

[shy sandal]

I ain't buying a console just to play a videogame 💔

[little marten]

come over u can play it on mine

[tidal gyro]

i find out what to do

[analog marsh]

same, waste of money to get a console for one or two games, not to mention they're not cheap anymore.

[ripe tangle]

same, and when he confesses his fear of death and she actually doesn't judge him and instead encourages him to continue on the path of redemption, she wasn't preachy about it either

[tawny gorge]

its gonna come out on pc 2 years after launch

[ripe tangle]

it was a beautiful and touching scene

[little marten]

that exact bit with him saying hes scared 😔

[shy sandal]

I'm prolly gonna be a father when GTA 6 releases on PC and that scares me 😨

[ripe tangle]

fear of death is something we all have at least a little bit, it's human.

so it's hard not to empathize

[little marten]

i just wish john martsons body wasnt so messed up in rdr2

[wintry tapir]

Gwah

[tawny gorge]

"he's just a boah"

[ripe tangle]

especially since we've been with Arthur for so long at that point

[tawny gorge]

lenneh

[little marten]

would've preferred to play as sadie she was awesome

[tawny gorge]

where are you lenneh

[ripe tangle]

LEEEENNEH!?!?!

LENNEH!

[analog marsh]

It is kind of funny how Rockstar always develops their games backwards, they're like: "lets do console version first even though this shit gets developed on a literal PC."

[ripe tangle]

oh there ya are Lenneh. (it's clearly a brothel girl with Lenny's head)

[tawny gorge]

piracy

[little marten]

i have no issue with how rockstar develops their games

[ocean widget]

Dont
You'll burn 80-100 quid on a game buggier than cyberpunk on release

[astral laurel]

It's really funny how Rockstar is a union busting shithole that pretends the reason they're delaying games is because of leaks and not the real reason - that they fired almost 40 people for unionizing

[ocean widget]

Mod menus tbf

[tawny gorge]

rockstar doesnt have that trackrecord

lol

[little marten]

buggy game =/= virtual latina hunny who will tell me im special

[ocean widget]

Not yet

[tawny gorge]

fym not yet

[analog marsh]

Yet.

[tawny gorge]

not ever

[ocean widget]

:)

[minor narwhal]

tomorrow

[shy sandal]

"Your twenties are gonna be the best years of you life"

My twenties:

[tawny gorge]

witcher 3 at launch was worse than cyberpunk

[ripe tangle]

brb

[little marten]

i will love and cherish her, and not think twice when the inevitable final mission asks me to put a bullet in her head

[analog marsh]

Well CDPR didn't have that record either and look how cyberbug 2077 released.

[little marten]

our love, never to be, but for a brief moment, a spark bright enough to blind the cosmos themselves

[tawny gorge]

its a bonnie and clyde story

you'll die together or make it out together

[tawny gorge]

yes they did

read what i said before

[ocean widget]

Nah its a vikki and vance story

[little marten]

bob and pauleen

tbh gta 5 was a massive step backwards after red dead 1

im not super hopeful that gta 6 will be anything other than improved graphics gta 5

[tawny gorge]

their casino is bugged as shit

[analog marsh]

idk, for me witcher 3 didn't crash or have the quests break every 20 minutes for me, but cyberbug did. Not to mention all the other bugs.

[ocean widget]

It'll get even less dlc than gta5 did

[tawny gorge]

my biggest issue with gta 5 is rockstar perfected 3rd person shooting with Max Payne 3 and that came out 1 year before gta 5

gta 5's shooting is mid

how does that happen

[shy sandal]

At least the character's ballsack will shrink when it's cold, so people can soy over that detail for a week or two

[tawny gorge]

you perfect a genre and then you drop mid?

[tawny gorge]

uhhh no mate thats gay we're gonna analyze the bbl's

[tidal gyro]

the girl is evil

[tawny gorge]

you mean your wife?

[little marten]

I never looked at the horse balls

But I enjoyed the poop animation

[jaunty path]

Normal

[tawny gorge]

no comment

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[little marten]

Stripped back for online

[tidal gyro]

the girl throw me very amount far

and stab me

but is now sleeping

[tawny gorge]

MAX PAYNE 3 HAS A MULTIPLAYERRR

[little marten]

Simpler I’d imagine

Max Payne 3 was sick

[tawny gorge]

its a very abusive relationship

[tawny gorge]

nope

[shy sandal]

"Rockstar can do no wrong, ever..."

[tawny gorge]

it controlls the same

[little marten]

Ok I don’t know the answer you’ll have to tell me

[tawny gorge]

gta 5 is still peak lol

[analog marsh]

So it will get negative amounts of DLC? Like they just remove base game content?

[tawny gorge]

i just dont like the shooting compared to mp3's

[tidal gyro]

yes i chop her with the axe now

[little marten]

GTA 5 is fine

[tawny gorge]

which no shit, youre comparing gods gift to the earth with a good game

[little marten]

Great story but what do you do after that? Drag race with 14 year olds

[ocean widget]

Yeah

[tawny gorge]

i think the story in 5 is like 40-50 hours?

[little marten]

Nothing wrong with 14 year olds ofc

[ocean widget]

5s story and driving is decent
Online just sucks ass

[tawny gorge]

i dont play online

the singleplayer is great

[ocean widget]

Good, dont

[tawny gorge]

now i will

[shy sandal]

The online experience left a sour taste in my mouth... Or the harassment of modders.

[little marten]

I always wanted to try out gta roleplay servers tbh

I think I’d make a good hustler

[shy sandal]

It's hell

[little marten]

Digitally ofc

[shy sandal]

I have friend who play on them, but i think I'm too unserious of a person to ever be accepted into one.

Those mfs take things waaaaaay too seriously

[little marten]

I don’t like the idea of having to roleplay via voice

[tawny gorge]

yeah they roleplay

[little marten]

My voice only really fits the archetype of dodgy car salesman

[tawny gorge]

gta san andreas roleplaying didnt need voice

[little marten]

Didn’t even know that was a thing

[shy sandal]

No i mean, you existing is enough for them to be pissed off and threaten to call an admin sometimes

[little marten]

I was too busy being a rogue wizard on WoW

Probably because roleplay is dominated by ego

And escapism consumes

[shy sandal]

I don't mind you wanting to larp as a rough and tough biker or whatever, just let me be a silly clown in peace though

[tawny gorge]

kharn the betrayer roleplaying session

[little marten]

There was a guild on my wow server

[tawny gorge]

approaches you

[little marten]

Run by one guy and all the members were his harem of women in loveless marriages irl

[shy sandal]

You should play tabletop rpgs, they're fun

[little marten]

Trying to get a squad together to run some DND actually - I DM’d once before but that’s about it

[shy sandal]

Just avoid World of Darkness... Unless you're... Freaky like that

[little marten]

That’s the vampires things

[tawny gorge]

?

[little marten]

?

[shy sandal]

Ye

[shy sandal]

I've seen some shit man

[little marten]

Vampires are cool but you know what’s cooler, piles of ash in the sunlight

[tawny gorge]

world of darkness is more than just vampires the masquerade

[tidal gyro]

i now have a gun but my hand is cut off with the chainsaw

[shy sandal]

I know....
Wherewolf and Mage usually was worse

[little marten]

If we enjoy DND and form a good group I’d love to write a dark heresy campaign tbh

[shy sandal]

Dark Heresy is fun

Just hard to make it work when you have crazy players

And having to tell for the fifth time "No you cannot be a Space Marine Timmy... That would complicate things"

[little marten]

NO space marines

[rustic gate]

Dark heresy came out?

DARK HERESY CAME OUT???

[little marten]

not yet

[rustic gate]

Phew

[little marten]

alpha is soon tho i think

best to wait for full release tho lol

[rustic gate]

Ok cool.

[little marten]

then a good couple months for patches

[rustic gate]

I was worried

I start school again soon

I literally have no money for the next year and a half

Was so worried

[fossil oasis]

Hello chat

[jaunty path]

HI cabbit.

[fossil oasis]

^ me btw

[jaunty path]

Indeed

I think Imma draw smth

[fossil oasis]

Draw a cabbit :3

[primal tartan]

You can play dark heresy if you do one of the supporter pre orders next month I believe but it's purely early access and feedback I think

[rustic gate]

Missus

Tide time?

[primal tartan]

I plan on doing one of the pre orders because I just really like a lot of what OwlCat has made with Rogue Trader, it's DLCs, and Pathfinder

[rustic gate]

I want to

[fossil oasis]

What's Dark Heresy

[rustic gate]

I can’t afford to

[fossil oasis]

Also why are so many of the Psyker Ability Penances just for brain burst

I don't wanna use that shit

[rustic gate]

Brain burst is good

[primal tartan]

It's an RPG similar to say original Fallout, Baldurs Gate, Dragon Age, etc. it however is Warhammer themed

You will play an Inquisitor however the rest is up to you

[fossil oasis]

Oh that's kinda cool

[primal tartan]

I did not like pre update Psyker
still haven't touched it yet because I'm just having too much fun on Vet/Oggie

[ripe tangle]

sorry I was gone I was taking a hot shower

and now I'm leaving for the store to go get something to drink

[primal tartan]

liquid rashuns

[rustic gate]

Okay so

How big is the step up from hi intensity damnation to auric maelstrom

[orchid crypt]

So whats with the hate on the stimm mod? I think its pretty free?

[jaunty path]

mask and gloves

mask and gloves!!

[primal tartan]

pretty big imo

[rocky radish]

Psyker is my favourite, but I use zealot if I need to carry a team. But ogryn is quickly becoming my new favourite

[jaunty path]

My vet is ideal for carrying a team honestly

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's fair. Tbh not a fan of Ogryn. Been enjoying Zealot quite a lot tho

[jaunty path]

when theres like 10 bosses you really need it

zealot is more offensive.

[ripe tangle]

of course

[jaunty path]

Im glad you feel strong enough to walk

[rocky radish]

I thought ogryn was ok until last night. Some folks here told me about the ogryn slap. So now I'm doing whole matches just slapping everything. Never stops being funny

[whole glade]

the yes king guy died :[

[little marten]

DONT GET TAKEN BY THE GOBLINS

[primal tartan]

I remember when I first tried the Rock talent 🪨
Absolutely love it to this day, and hilarious.

I'M GONNA ROKK YA

[fossil oasis]

Who?

[whole glade]

you know the "yes king" meme

[primal tartan]

no

[fossil oasis]

Nope

[whole glade]

uh oh

[rocky radish]

Rock is also something I tried for the first time. I never realized it did so much damage

[toxic trail]

the true value of rock is watching muties and dogo's ragdoll into the warp

a powerful artefact

[primal tartan]

I remember the first time I did that one Veteran shout and knocked back a plague Ogryn off a bridge lol

[shy sandal]

Really?

[whole glade]

yes...

asthma attack turned into a heart attack

[minor narwhal]

psyker was a brainburst machine on launch

no smite (yippie!) but no assail either :(

[fossil oasis]

What's wrong with smite?

Also what was it instead of smite?

[primal tartan]

I need to play some zealot it's been a while

[minor narwhal]

i just dont like using smite really

and there was only 1 option at launch and that was brainburst

[jaunty path]

I plan on using an infinite smite build to show how skilled I am at the game.

[minor narwhal]

zamn!!

[fleet igloo]

Smite is a bad crowd control option because it puts the workload of taking advantage of it on the rest of the team. The psyker can't do much to take advantage of it. And the damage is ass even with empowered psi

That's the line Iwas fed, anyway

[minor narwhal]

i mean smite is fun if you have family guy and subway surfers on the side

[fleet igloo]

If you aren't playing on Damnation or above, nobody cares, do whatever is fun

[minor narwhal]

shredder autopistol + dclaw meta

[fleet igloo]

And even on Damnation you can probably get away with it even in quickplay, tbh

[thick fog]

Until I shoot a barrel on you

[fleet igloo]

I mean, I like it, but I can admit it just doesn't have the same use as the other blitz options. Killing enemies is always better than CCing them.

[minor narwhal]

what if the new class is the barrel maker that infested atoma with the greatest plague (infinite barrels)

[thick fog]

Shit would be peak

[tidal gyro]

the man was chase me but i was escape

[thick fog]

First class that is fully made for teamkill

Barrel, fire grenades

[fossil oasis]

Oh right, yeah because the 30 point talent tree didn't exist

[minor narwhal]

im betting on the reclaimator jokaero ganger trader personally

[minor narwhal]

yeah it was pretty sad back then

[thick fog]

Jokaero would be the funniest thing ever

[fossil oasis]

Just got put into a Damnation Mortis Trial with a full wound on wave fucking 1

All team mates on half health or less

Why is it impossible to find a Damnation mortis trial

[grizzled plover]

Give Veteran back the Recon exclusively and give Zealot power falchion tbh

[grizzled plover]

hmmm monke

[little marten]

😼

[ripe tangle]

I’n back

with pedialyte

and gatorade

there was a deal

[little marten]

ah yes

the renowned covid cure

[tidal gyro]

what is exterminator shotgun is good for?

[little marten]

rats

[somber stream]

Exterminate things

[tidal gyro]

i am trying to use

is feeling like bolt pistol but less amount good

[little marten]

what mark are you using

the wide one or the circle one

[tidal gyro]

circle

it is more range

[little marten]

thats 'ok' for sniping but the wide one is better for damage

[tidal gyro]

i need to do damage for specialist enemy with gun

[somber stream]

Dying, might be covid

Too fucking lazy to buy a kit

[little marten]

chicken soup

brother

[tidal gyro]

i think i like subductor pistol many amount

[languid hazel]

I find the circle exterminator shotgun to be great for sniping specials personally

[tidal gyro]

but what is it do better than bolt pistol

[whole glade]

guh

[little marten]

circle was my favourite but nothing beats blowing stuff away with wide variant

they're both pretty good up to far end of mid range really, just requires more shots, but arbites ammo economy is pretty good

[tidal gyro]

it is less damage for armor

[twin dirge]

I simply like the wide one for the special rounds

[little marten]

thats true but u can take carapace etc

[tidal gyro]

i am trying very amount hard for find thing it do better than bolt pistol

it do small amount more damage in a shot if close but i think it have half ammo before reload is bad

[little marten]

cleave and upfront damage

bolt pistol has range

but shotgun slaps

more than one thing

[tidal gyro]

what about explosive bolt gun mark

is not do same thing?

[little marten]

not so well

[somber stream]

Explosive Bolt pistol is good to use

Hmm, i should tide today

[tidal gyro]

i only ever use gun for ranged enemy

shotgun is bad for me

[little marten]

i have havoc 20

ready to turn to 40

[fossil oasis]

The exterminator shotgun is amazing

[tidal gyro]

at what?

[somber stream]

20 to 40 is a huge leap

[astral laurel]

Exterminating

It's in the name

[somber stream]

I'm sure you've got this

[fossil oasis]

Killing

[rocky radish]

That's far healthier than me. I try to think of excuses to leave work early so I can serve the emperor

[fossil oasis]

Despite being a shotgun, it's got pretty amazing range

[tidal gyro]

what can it do that bolt pistol is not?

[fossil oasis]

Also the stun rounds are pretty nice at times too

[fossil oasis]

You could say that about literally any weapon

[rocky radish]

Wait... Japan has an emperor... If I say I'm serving the emperor I wonder if they will presume it's that one and give me a day off

[somber stream]

Been either knee deep in work, too sick to even eat or Arc raiding. Tide been collecting dust for me

[fossil oasis]

All guns kill, the shotgun has a nice amount of range, stun rounds, is faster than the bolt pistol too

[tidal gyro]

i meaning what is it do better

[fossil oasis]

It's quicker, has stun rounds, more precise for range

[tidal gyro]

how it is more precise?

it is shotgun

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, that's the crazy thing

Despite being a shotgun, it's got crazy range and accuracy

[tidal gyro]

i am test both right now

[fossil oasis]

As long as you ADS with it

[tidal gyro]

it is not

i am using the long range mark

[fossil oasis]

Making it out like it's a bad gun is dishonest and might just be a skill issue

[hidden trout]

its a true to life shotgun
shotguns in video games typically are a lot more video gamey
but in reality they have serious range

[fossil oasis]

^

[tidal gyro]

i am using both in psykhanium against enemy standing still

i am compare both in many amount of thing

i do not see single thing yet is bolt pistol worse at

[hidden trout]

the design philosophy of shotguns being high damage but short range makes sense for a video game, but it doesnt line up with the fact that in reality its still a fucking gun lmao

[fossil oasis]

Ok so just say you want to use the fucking bolt pistol then????

[hidden trout]

its gonna shoot and shoot far lol

[fossil oasis]

You can use the bolt pistol but don't act like the shotgun is bad, personally I love it

[fossil oasis]

That's why I really like it tbh

[tidal gyro]

i am not saying is bad

[fossil oasis]

Acts more like a real shotgun than a really video gamey, pancake range shotgun

[tidal gyro]

all test i do is small amount worse than bolt pistol

[fossil oasis]

It's not worse than the bolt pistol tho

If anything, it's actually better for crowd control

Bolt Pistol and Spearhead Boltgun I use to elimate specialists/elites/monstrosities. Boltgun is decent against crowds too tbh although both Bolt Weapons are kinda slow

[tidal gyro]

but is waste ammo for using against normal hoard?

[fossil oasis]

Arbites Shotgun is faster, both in draw time, reload and attack speed

[fossil oasis]

No, not really

You can use guns against hordes

I use Recon Las on Vet to horde clear and it excels at it

[hidden trout]

it just depends heavily on the gun

[tidal gyro]

i like to only use gun when needing it so i am not use ammo box

this gun is take same shot to kill against almost all of enemy i test it to

[fossil oasis]

I think you're a little too conservative in how you use your gun. Use it a lil more, rather than for specific targets. Range is actually useful in a lot of situations depending on what you got against crowds

[little marten]

use the shotgun for everything

why bother melee

when u can gun down hordes

[somber stream]

I use shotgun to cook my chicken

[jaunty path]

We need a poop shotgun

[fossil oasis]

Tbh all the toys arbites gets access too that are unique to the class are pretty good

[toxic trail]

kiting crusher packs at range helps a ton when dealing with them

[fossil oasis]

Although I don't like the Arbites Maul, just doesn't feel good to use

[toxic trail]

as fighting them in corners or chokes is death

[fossil oasis]

I like the shock maul and shield just not the standalone maul they get

[minor narwhal]

that thing is crazy good but im a crusher enjoyer on arbys

[fossil oasis]

Never tried Crusher tbh

Been tempted tho

[minor narwhal]

i likey da funny 2 handed melees

[jaunty path]

Its god tier stagger and is all about attack comboing

I used crusher on my arby

very happy w it

[minor narwhal]

crusher is about 500 MILLION push block attacks

cause h1 is slow loool

[somber stream]

Asked sis to buy me some garlic and a bottle of Jägermeister for the cold, we're bring the fight back to them

[ripe tangle]

is Aquila around?

[fossil oasis]

Idk if Iike the sound of that tbh, I like weapons where I don't have to think too much on attack patterns and combos

[ripe tangle]

Licht!!!!

[somber stream]

Lucia!

[ripe tangle]

[minor narwhal]

i like the more involved melees

[somber stream]

🫂

[fossil oasis]

That's fair. Idm depending on what weapon but the crusher sounds like too much thinking

[ripe tangle]

oi Chase, you’re Aussie right?

[minor narwhal]

idk i just did a lotta push block attacks

if cornered or hecking bulwark h orde i use special

[somber stream]

1 day till reveal

[minor narwhal]

its true

[somber stream]

I don't feel the hype

[fossil oasis]

British, but close enough ig

[minor narwhal]

i just want it to be done with so i dont have to think about what class it could be by this point

[ripe tangle]

Oh nvm

[fossil oasis]

I just don't conform to the british timezone because my job means I work late

[somber stream]

It's me, i'm the new class

[hidden trout]

ive leaked it so many times
its a jpeg of morrow

[minor narwhal]

fatshark will break into your house in 5 minutes

[ripe tangle]

my ADHD has lead me down a specific Australian Aboriginal rabbithole

[fossil oasis]

Sounds interesting tbh

[orchid crypt]

New class ability "BANGIN STACHE"

[minor narwhal]

morrow would dual wield duelling swords

[fossil oasis]

I remember watching a documentary a couple years ago on Australian Aboriginal people

[orchid crypt]

Hed be too powerful

[minor narwhal]

its true

[fossil oasis]

New Class: Just a Dueling Sword

[hidden trout]

ability?

you think he gets abilities?

he has no skill tree

hes a jpeg image

[minor narwhal]

the reveal gonna get replaced with just text saying "we're nerfing duelling sword again" and it'll be the best video they've ever made

[somber stream]

"By buffing it for the 3rd time"

[orchid crypt]

And a scared ass navis imperialis shakily holding it out like it might bite him

[minor narwhal]

hell naw...

[somber stream]

I mean if you think about it

[hidden trout]

give the playerbase a choice
duelling sword on new class, but it gets nerfed
no duelling sword on new class, but it stays the same

[fossil oasis]

All weapons should just be the Dueling Sword

[hidden trout]

watch them burn out their 2 synapses in their brain

[minor narwhal]

just give it to the new class by that point

[somber stream]

Making the thing too boring to play will effectively reduce its presence, hence a nerf

[little marten]

dueling sword with parry seems kinda fun

[somber stream]

It is

[minor narwhal]

oh frick

i forgot to actually try the parry

[little marten]

just parry bro

[somber stream]

Oh i should play tide while drunk today

[orchid crypt]

Just give me a shield and gun on the new class or an actual sword and board and I'll be happy

[minor narwhal]

at least i havent tried ds5 parry specifically actually

[hidden trout]

lucky for you, your first wish came true already

[little marten]

new class will have duel hand cannons

[ripe tangle]

The way they lived basically in the Stone Age for multiple millenia in the world’s harshest climate is impressive

[hidden trout]

shotpistol already exists

[inland mantle]

Average ogryn player

[little marten]

u saw it here first folks

[minor narwhal]

the new class is an arbitrator

[little marten]

wait dual

[inland mantle]

Will it come in blue tho

[fossil oasis]

Blue Arbites

[somber stream]

Too late, duel

[hidden trout]

and by this he means a gun with 2 hand cannon blessing slots so you can have 120% rending on crit

[little marten]

duel is cool too

[fossil oasis]

And then 6 months later we get Green Arbites

[hidden trout]

EVIL arbites