general-chat

[low hemlock]

🐀💥🤺

[tall grove]

Oh. Never mind then, I’m sorry

[vague elm]

Do not shake the rat

[astral laurel]

It's a disability D:

Well, due to one

[sleek harness]

I don't look like that

So this isn't me

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

Yeah that sucks, still a great way to eat spaghetti

[astral laurel]

It's honestly pretty okay, yeah

Though I prefer noodles like penne or ziti

[tall grove]

Now you have no excuse. You should fling thyself into oblivion

NOW

[sleek harness]

Only thing that can hurt me is giving me 300 dollars on my Paypal

[little marten]

I’m already there 😈

craaawwwwlliinngggg in my skin…

[low hemlock]

and you’ll use it for….

[sleek harness]

Why would you care? You have fetish of old woman

[astral laurel]

Don't kinkshame

[zinc marsh]

have you considered getting Fideo?

[jaunty path]

old women

[low hemlock]

and❓

[little marten]

Penne is my favourite pasta, I like putting a piece of penny on each prong of the fork

[astral laurel]

fideo?

[sleek harness]

That makes me not want to tell you

Duh

[astral laurel]

This guy knows what's up

[tall grove]

Fetish? This is love

[little marten]

Second favourite is buccachini the bigger spaghetti with the hole through it

[low hemlock]

you’d probably buy yo self a Rat Pillow m8

don’t fool me

[little marten]

For carbonara

[zinc marsh]

lss: The spaniards beat you to short spaghetti/vermincelli.
Its just angelhair but like, 1-2 inches long

[little marten]

With pancetta not bacon like some Neanderthal

[sleek harness]

No

[tall grove]

Okay @modest flume I’m on now, if you’re able to, I can play now, sorry about all the wait

[astral laurel]

Oh, I see. Eh, if I make my own pasta, it's just a penne in cream sauce usually

Unless I can find a tomato sauce that isn't going to give me heartburn

[twin dirge]

Id buy a skaven queen pillow

[zinc marsh]

Fair

[low hemlock]

Let em cook❓

[little marten]

Shallots, garlic, red wine, 50% fresh tomato, 50% canned tomato, basil, beef stock, simmer for an hour

[twin dirge]

She needs new brood and I'm feeling frisky

[twin dirge]

Whatddya want from me

[astral laurel]

I have art for a body pillow of one of my bird OCs but I don't have a desire to get a pillow of her <_<

[zinc marsh]

the krusty krab secret formula

[twin dirge]

Bird are cool ngl

[low hemlock]

lame ah sticker fr

[twin dirge]

It's love, the secret ingredient is love

(and spit)

[astral laurel]

My bird girls are hot :>

[little marten]

Same thing to some

[twin dirge]

[tall grove]

Cap. Birds fly and I can’t. For that reason, they all gotta die

[astral laurel]

I cannot share images in here D:

[little marten]

Top 5 most attractive birds

[twin dirge]

I just pretend I can fly by jumping all the time

[sleek harness]

If I could kill any people, guess who I would kill

[zinc marsh]

Love, spit, an [REDACTED BY THE INQUISITION]

[tall grove]

You can fly and I cannot. This is a blasphemy I cannot allow

[astral laurel]

You cannot kill me

[little marten]

😓

[twin dirge]

Jokes on you, how ya gonna kill the flying thing if it's flying bozo

The recon las in the corner of the room

[astral laurel]

I killed a dragon once

[little marten]

Do you think when we die in real life it will show us how much damage the shield mitigated

[placid kiln]

so what are the current theories for the new class other than hive ganger \

anyone?

[astral laurel]

Ad mech

[placid kiln]

anyone at all?

[astral laurel]

Aeldari

[tall grove]

Tech adept

[astral laurel]

That guy Peter from the Deadpool movies

[placid kiln]

admech likely tech adept no aeldari would be doing inquisitor shit with like other people

[sleek harness]

New class is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zinc marsh]

You cannot kill me - Weak, Still implies capability to be harmed, mammalian
You cannot kill me in a way that matters - Strong, Can only be inconvenienced, Fungoid.

[placid kiln]

hive ganger or admech

thats mine

im hoping for placeable turrets

[astral laurel]

I'm not mammallian though, I'm avian.

How about

[little marten]

Whatever the class is, make sure to stop by to farm disappointment

[astral laurel]

"You cannot kill me, for death has already tried and failed to take me with it"

[placid kiln]

dude a admech just carries a turret in a box form like the medicae crate and just throws it down

that would be actually nice

[twin dirge]

Just had a dude walk into the gas station dressed like a green Sherlock Holmes

Hat and everything

I've never been this mind boggled before

Where did homie get that hat

[tawny gorge]

not yet

[tall grove]

Hollow bones btw

[astral laurel]

One of two options. That's a Leprechaun OR you've met a character from a JoJo part

[twin dirge]

Prolly a JoJo character ngl

He was tall

[astral laurel]

Interestingly enough they're not all that weaker than mammalian bones. Their internal structure lends them strength.

[twin dirge]

And built pretty well

Shoulda had him hit the pose, woulda gave it away

[zinc marsh]

Thats fun and all but did you know the average bone count of the extremities of the body is 25 with a deviation error of 2. The total bone count of the average human is 206. Breaking half the bones in a body is a matter of effort, in both the will to cause pain, and in the will to work.

[astral laurel]

Yes I too have seen Hank Green play The Fix on Dropout.tv's hit show Dimension 20: Mentopolis.

[zinc marsh]

Neat™

[vague elm]

You've been into my journal

[zinc marsh]

sadly i cannot use the funny word to describe myself and/or others or else hadron gets angry at me

[astral laurel]

Did you know that the bearded vulture, of which I am an anthropomorphic example, is the only vertebrate species in the world that is an ossivore. That is, it is an animal where at minimum 70% of its diet is made up of bone.

[tall grove]

Yeah but the further away from dwarven bones your’s are, the worse they are

[tawny gorge]

can your oc tank a shot from the genocide gun

[zinc marsh]

Reminder the average hitpoint of every living being on the planet is 1.

Maybe 2 if you're bad at aiming on a whale

[astral laurel]

I too have seen Brian David Gilbert exploring the hitpoints his roommate's cat has on the hit Polygon show Unraveled.

[little marten]

Not me

[zinc marsh]

Your Montgomery Burns ass doesn't even deserve being graced with a whole number.

[little marten]

Shit I got bodied

[tawny gorge]

youre from the uk it takes 1 katana to take you out

[little marten]

They’re banned now so good luck samurai

I have a bunch of cavalry sabres hidden around the house I am more than prepared if people seek to draw arms against me

[zinc marsh]

smh dueling sword main

[tall grove]

Irl duelling swords

[tawny gorge]

the humble musket:

[little marten]

Basically yeah lol

[astral laurel]

I can't believe Hermitcraft 11 is already starting. Season 10 ended less than a month ago :0

[little marten]

Best I got is a .22 air rifle lol, only thing I can outside of a shotgun license

[zinc marsh]

i mean tbf

[tawny gorge]

i dont think i could physically die from .22 my ego would shield me

[zinc marsh]

a shotgun is more than enough

[little marten]

If you hit someone in the throat or arteries like on the legs you can but generally yeah they’re relatively harmless

[tawny gorge]

.50 or im not dying

[zinc marsh]

something something "A shotgun at the right range and the right load will physically remove a chunk of shit and throw that chunk of shit on the floor, and you'll have to clean it up with bucker"

[little marten]

Yeah shotguns are no joke

[zinc marsh]

how the fuck did i misspell bucket

[little marten]

When you’re firing a dinner plate sized round of pellets at something

There’s too many hoops to jump through to get a shotgun license here

Maybe when I’m older and have a vehicle

[zinc marsh]

just remember

• Never use the words self defense
• Extrapolate heavily on how much a dick geese are

[worn quail]

Every single time I think about what the perfect weapon would be in a home defense scenario it always just ends up coming back to a shotgun

[tall grove]

Musket

[little marten]

Sawn off would probably be ideal in a home setting right?

[twin dirge]

Bird shot/salt shot shotgun

Non lethal but they'll wish it was

[little marten]

Self defence is kinda illegal here lol

[worn quail]

Sawn offs are a big misconception in terms of operation, the barrel being sawed off makes it much easier for concealment and navigating very tight spaces

Alot of what makes guns lethal is how concealable they are

[twin dirge]

I live in the us of a, I can kill a man for being on my property and be mostly fine

[little marten]

Green card me please 🙏

[vague elm]

Best weapon for home defense is the button wired to the 80lbs of c4 spread out throughout the house.

[little marten]

I could be a good wife to you

[twin dirge]

Can you cook?

[little marten]

Brother that’s all I can do

[worn quail]

Depends on the state, a good castle law state, yes you could defend yourself against a robber or whatever

[zinc marsh]

Someone will say "Sawn offs are misunderstood" until someone brings up a fucking obrez being the ear-fuckener-9000

[twin dirge]

Alright you're hired

I'll use you for marriage benefits

[worn quail]

But if u live in somewhere like New Jersey if you don't let the robber fuck your wife or take all of your money you'll get life in prison

[tawny gorge]

what you can't keep a sniper rifle in your ass like us professionals?

skill issue pal

[twin dirge]

I live in South Carolina

Pretty sure all you need for an open carry permit is saying please

[worn quail]

Basically

[zinc marsh]

tbf any state where snooki is legally allowed to exist is not one i'd wanna be in

[little marten]

@twin dirge

[rigid basin]

Curious if anyone else has noticed this with the Mk2 heavy evis or if this is a thing for other weapons (or something with me is just messed up), but the usual horde clear combo is push-stab, heavy, light, light, repeat. I notice that if you get some attach speed, those two vanguard lights become strikedown lights (last and first in light chain) and I have no idea why

[twin dirge]

Those look so good

[whole glade]

gug

[twin dirge]

Boogus

[zinc marsh]

(its short for greg)

[whole glade]

goog

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[little marten]

Hello

And goodbye

For I must sleep now

[twin dirge]

So I just had a customer argue about their money

So if he gets 9.88 in stuff including tax, and then wants to make it 20 in gas, he wanted to add 10.22

And when that added up to 20.10

He went huh?

So I had to explain math to homie slice

Because I think he was forgetting to carry the 1

[grave plaza]

THREE MORE DAYS!

[twin dirge]

Here I was thinking it was tomorrow

[astral laurel]

And then you save 3c/L on gas at Shell with a CAA membership, bringing it down to like 19.92.

[twin dirge]

Nah we apply the savings to the gas before the money, so if you pay for 20 bucks worth you're spending 20 but getting like 21 worth

[astral laurel]

Depends on how you pay where I live

[twin dirge]

Interesting

[astral laurel]

If you pay at the pump you scan your card there and it applies the discount in real time

If you pay in store, you fill the tank THEN go in to pay and scan your card and it applies the discount after the fact

But I am a nerd who hates stuff like paying at the pump or self checkout

If I am going to be doing that work, I want a discount on the purchase because I'm taking work from your employees.

[twin dirge]

Absolutely bonkers, we won't give you gas till you give us money

[astral laurel]

weird

[twin dirge]

Also you're required to use self checkout here at night

Because I'm not technically a cashier

[astral laurel]

Why not just close the store

[twin dirge]

Money

[astral laurel]

Fucking capitalists.

[twin dirge]

And when would I clean the store

During the day when it's so slammed nobody can do anything?

[astral laurel]

When it's closed

[twin dirge]

I mean I lock the doors to clean the toilets since I can't watch the front

[astral laurel]

I used to work in grocery stores; we'd be there an hour plus after the end of the shift to tidy and make sure the store was ready for the next morning

[twin dirge]

Besides, if we closed, who would serve all the drunks and crackheads at night

[astral laurel]

The kebab place

[twin dirge]

That doesn't exist around here

[astral laurel]

There is ALWAYS a kebab place near the bars

They are ALWAYS open late

[twin dirge]

I work at the only 24/7 gas station in like a 50 mile radius cuz our other location closes at night

[astral laurel]

It is ALWAYS a scruffy looking Persian man named Amir behind the counter; he looks like he hasn't seen daylight in fifty years.

[twin dirge]

Other than that you have checkers Wendy's and taco bell

[astral laurel]

However

Amir is also the nicest man you have ever met despite the fact that you're sure the only words that ever leave his mouth are Persian swears

This is the HALLMARK of a good kebab place

[twin dirge]

We don't have kebab around here

Too southern

Maybe a bbq joint but they all close before midnight

[somber stream]

Too many Kebab around my place

[astral laurel]

Southern?

Kebabs are Mediterranean

Literally like street food

[wicked sentinel]

They do them a lot at different steak houses and dining restaurants

They are just called skewers

[astral laurel]

That's not a kebab in the sense I'm talking about...

[wicked sentinel]

Meat and veggies on a stick?

Or are you going for specific spices?

[twin dirge]

Yah I've never seen a kebab I didn't make at home on stick

[astral laurel]

It's like a shawarma

[twin dirge]

Meat veggies and sometimes fruit if it's frisky

On stick

What's shawarma

[wicked sentinel]

Oh Indian kebabs

[twin dirge]

Innit shawarma the big meat poles?

That they like shave meat off of?

[wicked sentinel]

Sawarma are close to a gyro

Shawarma

They are good though

Love me some lamb or chicken in mine

[twin dirge]

Gyro?

[astral laurel]

Yeah it's a vertical spit

[twin dirge]

What are these strange words

[astral laurel]

Greek ground beef cooked on a big vertical spit. Pronounced "yee-roh"

Man you need to get you some CULTURE in you

Fucking LOVE a good Mediterranean dish

[twin dirge]

I mean I like actual Spanish food

Was raised incredibly Spanish so while I'm white I do enjoy some seasoning

[wicked sentinel]

Someone actually pronounced it right

[twin dirge]

Meaning not taco bell

Ts ain't even Spanish

[astral laurel]

Souvlaki, gyro, shawarma, kofka... fucking donairs are a corruption but also delicious

[wicked sentinel]

Got to roll the tongue on the r

[twin dirge]

I like food

[astral laurel]

Donairs are an eastern Canadian version of like a doner kebab/shawarma

They use a neat sweet garlic sauce

[vague elm]

And the best meat seasoning combination

[astral laurel]

It's a little bit spicy

You're a Maritimer?

[vague elm]

Westerner but it's coast to coast now

[wicked sentinel]

Well to the ones that never eat spicy

[astral laurel]

I live in Ontario and they're still pretty rare here

[astral laurel]

To be fair, I have no spice tolerance because my entire mouth was practically destroyed and had to rebuild itself

[vague elm]

"Halifax donair" as they call it here is everywhere

Finding authentic ones is the hard part

[astral laurel]

God bless the Haligonians for the donair.

I live close-ish to St Catherines ON where the Hawaiian pizza was first invented

[wicked sentinel]

Yes whoever thought to call it Hawaiian needs to learn it needs spam

[astral laurel]

It was named that for the brand of canned pineapples used on it.

[vague elm]

It was named Hawaiian because that was the brand of pineapple they used.

[astral laurel]

It was also created by a Greek chef.

[vague elm]

Lol

[astral laurel]

Greco-Canadian man who died a few years back. He was apparently a really nice guy

[vague elm]

Too many foodies

[wicked sentinel]

Hawaiian love spam it's like steak

[astral laurel]

Yeah

That's cool

[vague elm]

Not as much as Japanese love spam

It's basically a cult following

[astral laurel]

You can put spam on your pizza with pineapple.

I personally am not a pineapple fan

[vague elm]

I like pineapple raw. Only ever cooked in a very specific way

[wicked sentinel]

Dip it in chocolate

[vague elm]

Heresy

[astral laurel]

There is no such thing as heresy in food

Except for what the Americans do to sticks of butter

[wicked sentinel]

Melt it?

[vague elm]

Idk century eggs exist

[astral laurel]

Who the fuck thought that deep frying an entire stick of butter was a good idea.

[wicked sentinel]

And use it for dipping sauce

[vague elm]

Paula Dean

[astral laurel]

I love a good lobster but that's not the same as breading it and throwing it in a deep fryer

[whole glade]

i live near her restaurant

[vague elm]

Surstrommin exists. THAT IS HERESY

[wicked sentinel]

I'm from the south and we are all about frying but that's too much

[astral laurel]

Look where I'm from our culinary achievements are the fucking peameal sandwich

Which is, btw, FUCKING DELICIOUS

[vague elm]

How often do you have to clean the grease from your houses exterior?

[wicked sentinel]

But throw bacon on everything even ice-cream and donuts

[astral laurel]

I mean bacon is good with some sweet.

[wicked sentinel]

Chocolate dipped bacon

[vague elm]

Bacon Jam

[astral laurel]

I've had it

[wicked sentinel]

Yes bacon jelly with peppers

[astral laurel]

Works burger has a burger with that stuff

It's really good

[vague elm]

I want to make a burger stuffed with bacon jam

[astral basin]

Haggis

[wicked sentinel]

Got to make sure to cook it with maple to bring out the flavor of the bacon

[astral laurel]

There was one time I had a burger stuffed with reeses peanut butter cups

[vague elm]

[astral laurel]

Honestly it was really good.

It was that mix of sweet and salty

[vague elm]

I mean I used to dunk my fries and nuggets from McDs in my vanilla shake

I get it

[astral laurel]

Y'ever do wendy's fries into a frosty?

[vague elm]

Same shtick

[astral laurel]

yeah

[wicked sentinel]

There is a burger in steamboat Colorado called willy Wonka burger. It had funnel cake peanut butter jelly chocolate covered bacon

[astral laurel]

That's too much

[vague elm]

Agreed

[silver mango]

Do yall eat your rations with or without the crust

[wicked sentinel]

I ate half of it and wanted to die

[vague elm]

Like I would say the elvis burger is as far as I'd go

[astral laurel]

Gimme tortiere and no one gets hurt btw

[wicked sentinel]

Lol French Canadian meat pie

[astral laurel]

It's so good

The Quebecois make some fucking GOOD food

Tortiere, poutine, cheese

[wicked sentinel]

I tried poutine

[tall grove]

Their only redeeming quality

[astral laurel]

They also have amazing vulgarities

[wicked sentinel]

Poutine reminds me of the bowels in kfc

Bowls

I bet you that's where they got the idea from

[vague elm]

Definitely

[astral laurel]

Yeh

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6H_GB762k7w Okay I need this game

[somber stream]

I think bobcut is pretty hot

[twin flower]

birb

[astral laurel]

yeee

[vivid sequoia]

So I'm allowed to eat soft foods now

[tawny gorge]

i cant do the videogame walk against walls?

this hyperrealism is ruining gaming

[misty trench]

the fact Canada further anglicises it to Donair does my head in lmao

[tawny gorge]

why would they misspell a german dish like that

[polar tide]

hello

[misty trench]

why must you wound me so

[tawny gorge]

tbf, youre chill

i will retract that

[languid hazel]

I deserve 30 pounds of c4 for christmas :3

[inland mantle]

Say less

[languid hazel]

I want to blow up my “home”’s septic mound :3

It’s me. I am the septic mound. For I am a piece of shit :3

[inland mantle]

Relatable

[astral laurel]

It's a specific variant of the food with a different sauce. the originals are still doners

[naive creek]

You pinged me at 02:31 😭 I was dead asleep

[tawny gorge]

thats not a good reason to call it something else lol

the attrocity that is deep dish pizza still has pizza in the name

tl;dr i'd like to see canada nuked

[languid hazel]

What’s wrong with deep dish pizza?

[naive creek]

(Real authentic italian pizzas >>>>)

[tawny gorge]

i'm italian dont ask me that

the way americans make pizza is wrong in general

food that makes you feel like doodoo isnt good food

in me humbly opiniony

[polar tide]

a real italian pizza is the best

[astral laurel]

what is a real Italian pizza

[tawny gorge]

this means nothing you can make a good pizza yourself

[tawny gorge]

pizza that isnt doodoo

[languid hazel]

So am I

:3

[astral laurel]

Because I'm going to level with you, the original pizzas were NOTHING like what they call "real Italian pizza" nowadays.

[naive creek]

Not junkfood

[polar tide]

@tawny gorge never tried to make pizza i suck in cooking

[tawny gorge]

lo sai parlare?

[tawny gorge]

damn

[naive creek]

And. Nobody said they are. Im well aware that food evolves over history.

[languid hazel]

I said I’m italian not that I speak italian lol

[tawny gorge]

what they call?

[astral laurel]

That's my point!

[tawny gorge]

sigh

[naive creek]

Are you american

[astral laurel]

food changes. Regional variants of foods do not mean those are "fake"

[tawny gorge]

real authentic italian pizza is still made and it tastes nothing like the stuff i've eaten in the us

[astral laurel]

So many cuisines in this world are based on reinterpreting some other dish in a different way with ingredients unique to the region

[naive creek]

Thats not our point. Our point is that authentic italian pizza is better than americanised pizza

[languid hazel]

I’m 75% italian

[naive creek]

😭 brother your genes dont make you italian. The culture does

[languid hazel]

:3

[astral laurel]

referring to yourself with the royal we, are ye?

[naive creek]

@tawny gorge

No

[astral laurel]

What

[languid hazel]

Given that most of my family is Italian

[naive creek]

I say us because fashslayer

Was saying the same as me

LOL

[astral laurel]

Don't see a name like that here

[languid hazel]

Also that I am clinically insane as I found out today :3

[tawny gorge]

he says us because he agrees with me

2

we

not oui

[naive creek]

^

Im not even italian. Im fucking danish

😭

[tawny gorge]

i love your peoples pastry

[naive creek]

ty, if youre ever in denmark try "Hinnerup bageren"

[languid hazel]

||but no seriously I realized today that I’m clinically insane this is a cry for help|| :3

[naive creek]

They were crowned best bakery in denmark iirc

[naive creek]

We all play darktide. We all are.

[languid hazel]

You misunderstand

[languid hazel]

I am actually genuinely insane

[tawny gorge]

im on a carnivore diet for the rest of the year

[naive creek]

Me when the bakery doesnt sell meatloaves despite it being a loaf

[pine cedar]

Agreed

[naive creek]

Especially if you play on heresy difficulty

Then you are even more insane for managing to deal with the servitors that inhabit that difficulty

[pine cedar]

They appear more on damnation for me

[naive creek]

[pine cedar]

I have to grind damnation unfortunately to get my Ogryn to fucking auric

[twin dirge]

That lady bought so much alcohol you'd think she's trying to turn a 2 into a 10

[pseudo timber]

Find my pages

[arctic perch]

Servers choppy for anyone else?

[stark bobcat]

always

[gaunt wind]

Dead server

[whole glade]

i love watching guys make food as i fall aleep

[tall grove]

True

We should just shut it down

[jaunty path]

Remember everyone

everytime ya take a shit

theres always a chance skibidi could come out.

[jaunty path]

It's scary, but true.

[fast gorge]

at work yesterday i saw several labubus chains being worn at the waist of kids.

and one of them went down a slide screaming "6 7!!!! 6 7!!!'

i cant escape the brainrot.

[jaunty path]

Wow I admire your capability in resisting the urge to fucking annihilate them.

https://tenor.com/view/luvvrouge-i-hate-minions-so-much-gif-16069637371619161448

like

[twin flower]

Didnt even know what a labubu was til a coule days ago

[jaunty path]

Knowledge is genuinely a curse.

Smash your head into the wall until you forget

[twin flower]

Too late, the knowledge has nested

[ripe tangle]

I'm all hot and tired and good lord

I feel like I'm losing my mind lol

[jaunty path]

Have you improved at all from before?

Are you okay

[ripe tangle]

I don’t feel like I’m dying anymore

but my body keeps feeling hot and cold

[gaunt wind]

2 1/2 more hours of work

[ripe tangle]

wait, is this tmi?

deleting just in case

[twin flower]

Its not like its being taken out of context imo

Did the bat give you covid

[hidden trout]

i saw one irl for the first time literally today
i still dont know what they are, just what they look like

[delicate vapor]

Saw a burnt Labubu on the side of the road on the way home

[twin flower]

Reminded me of those old dolls with like the spiky hair, I cant remember what theyre called

[gaunt wind]

My brain has stopped absorbing brain rot and I’m thankful for it

[jaunty path]

Holy fucking shit

lmfao

[rustic gate]

Anyone wanna see my Minecraft build

[jaunty path]

Ok actual minecraft build or ogyrn pickaxe build

[rustic gate]

I’m building an underground fortress on my Minecraft server

I wish I had an ogryn build tho ngl

[jaunty path]

Show us!!

[rustic gate]

I’ll join a strike party and share my screen

I’ve been working on this for like 2 hours

[thick fog]

Man been creating a build for over 2 hours

[jaunty path]

#zealot-class message @rustic gate

[thick fog]

Give this man a medal for his time investment

[rustic gate]

In strike party 1

[thick fog]

🛌

[jaunty path]

It's a start alrighttt

Brain dead ogyrn build as advertised.

@rustic gate good shit :)

[twin flower]

Could never like get into big ass buildings myself when I play MC

[jaunty path]

Yeah I never got around to doing anything like that in MC

infact

[rustic gate]

Oh no, my autism is showing

[thick fog]

The mines yearn for me

[twin flower]

Preferred like just small compact buildings over big ones

[jaunty path]

I never really played minecraft in a genuine way now that I think about it

[rustic gate]

Playing Minecraft is cool af

[thick fog]

Sadly my brain is no capable go play MC anymore

[jaunty path]

Yeah but have you built replicas of parts of North Korea

[twin flower]

Same buddy.

[jaunty path]

[rustic gate]

I’m not that autistic miss

Just the warhammer and slightly more than average Minecraft kind

[twin flower]

Made a bunker

[rustic gate]

I’ve done that

[twin flower]

Korean Bunker?

[rustic gate]

Nazi bunker

[jaunty path]

It'd be pretty fucking concerning if you did and you'd probably be disappeared by kim jun un

[rustic gate]

I was trolling my friend

[jaunty path]

Good on you working that hard lol

[rustic gate]

Yipppeee

[jaunty path]

I don't think I coulda done the redstone

[rustic gate]

Do you play auric or havoc on Darktide?

[jaunty path]

I never understood it

[twin flower]

Ikr

[rustic gate]

The thing about redstone is

Is that it’s evil

[twin flower]

I never touched it

[rustic gate]

Pray to the omnissiah

[jaunty path]

I play Auric Maelstroms and havoc.

[jaunty path]

lmao

[rustic gate]

I can play one of those

Not good enough for havoc yet

[jaunty path]

It's probably easier than coding

[untold skiff]

Havoc 30-40 and auric maelstroms when I need dockets

[rustic gate]

No

[twin flower]

You code?

[jaunty path]

havoc 10 to 20 is manageable

[rustic gate]

I can code a website just fine

Can’t touch redstone

[jaunty path]

I have very basic java coding skill

which I have forgotten some of

[rustic gate]

That redstone door you saw in my build

[rustic gate]

Took me 20 minutes to figure it out

[jaunty path]

Were you following a guide

Or brute forcing it

[twin flower]

To be fair, people prolly took ages to figure out what that was.

[rustic gate]

No, raw dogging it

[fair bridge]

we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

[twin flower]

What redstone was i mean

[rustic gate]

I pray to the machine spirit

[jaunty path]

You'd learn 3x as fast if you just pull up a youtube guide notaheretic.

[rustic gate]

It’s like electricity

You gotta get electrocuted to have a jolt of inspiration

But with redstone

[twin flower]

Sounds horrid

[rustic gate]

You gotta break a few keyboards before you give up

[twin flower]

Sounds expensive

[rustic gate]

Never said they were my keyboards

[jaunty path]

[rustic gate]

Friend?

[twin flower]

A bear with a skull for a head?

[rustic gate]

Uh no

I meant to ask

Will you be my friend

[twin flower]

I mean if youre asking me too why not

[rustic gate]

Yippee

[delicate vapor]

like

it was burnt burnt

but you can still see that it was a labubu

my sister has one

[jaunty path]

Shoulda taken a goddamn photo lmfao

[delicate vapor]

well

I was driving

[jaunty path]

and not texting?

shameful

[delicate vapor]

noii

[jaunty path]

Fake american

[delicate vapor]

im a good citizen

(not american)

[jaunty path]

[delicate vapor]

no more nitro

dangit

[twin dirge]

@astral basin how tf do you handle people, actually almost broke my hand punching a fridge because I can't punch these dumb ass customers

[twin flower]

Rough day?

[twin dirge]

I dented the fridge tho so clearly I won, hurt it more than it hurt me

Yes

[blissful kiln]

do punch the customers

[twin flower]

Do it after your shift

[jaunty path]

Arrested

[twin flower]

So you dont get fired

[jaunty path]

Arrested.

I recommend breathing!

[twin dirge]

^

[astral basin]

“All of us walk out the same way we walk in.”
I dont pay any attention to it. Ill get called lazy, racist. Had a few people threatening to shoot to store up
Im just a clown in the circus end of the day

[twin dirge]

Self defense isn't something when you start the combat

[jaunty path]

and finding better ways to deal with anger

[twin dirge]

Ive had 4 different people throw sodas at the floor tonight

[jaunty path]

Annoyance is a form of combat if you think about it

[twin flower]

Were they high

[twin dirge]

4 extra large sodas across my freshly mopped floor

[fair bridge]

locking the bathroom stall door before taking a shit call that starting the combat

[twin dirge]

Nah just mad cuz the price increased on xls

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[astral basin]

Sco?

[twin dirge]

I kicked them out, best I can do

[jaunty path]

Customer service sounds ideal for people with a humilation kink

[astral basin]

did they throw it bc of the self check*

[twin dirge]

So that's the funny part

No :3

[rustic gate]

Yes

[astral basin]

Wtf

People just dropping shit

[twin dirge]

They threw it because the price for xls went up like 15 cent

[jaunty path]

customer service/job where you need to clean up after people.

[twin dirge]

[astral basin]

Oml

[jaunty path]

15 cents thats nothing holyshit

[twin dirge]

Keep in mind it's still 87 if you use your number

ITS STILL 87 IF YOU USE A NUMBER

FUCKIN CHRIST

[rustic gate]

The bite of ‘87

[astral basin]

They havent reverted from summer sale in a year and a half here. Maybe 2
So its been 99¢ for a hot hot minute

[twin dirge]

Gonna smack someone with a fuckin mop if they do that shit again

I swear to the god emperor himself

[rustic gate]

Horus?

[astral basin]

F now i need to find the short

[jaunty path]

nurgle is the god of regret

speakin o shorts I can grab you some funny youtube shorts of a fireman/emt guy I find pretty cool

[twin dirge]

I physically can't put into words how angry I got when the third person of the night did that shit infront of me

[rustic gate]

I like Slaanesh cause of gooning

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/jBWmqN21e58.gif

[twin dirge]

Just took a breath and walked away

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

Hopefully you learn to just accept that as the nature of your job

[twin flower]

or

[jaunty path]

hope for the best and prepare for the worst

[twin flower]

people are just assholes

[twin dirge]

Oh yeah I know

Usually it ain't this bad and I get on well and good

[jaunty path]

I don't mean to invalidate your emotions though

[twin dirge]

I just get unreasonably angry when someone fucks up something I've done 3 times before that

[jaunty path]

I'd probably be as pissed

[twin dirge]

[jaunty path]

I just realized

I can't post the shorts i want to here

because most of them are fucking graphic lmfao!

[twin dirge]

I need alcohol

[jaunty path]

NO REAL BLOOD BTW

its all acting

[twin flower]

Whats your go to

[twin dirge]

I don't drink so idk

I'm a smoker

[twin flower]

Oh

Alcohol better

[jaunty path]

I suggest not turning to mind inhibiting substances!

[twin dirge]

Can't smoke at work tho so here we are

[twin flower]

Would give you a beer belly instead of lunng cancer

[jaunty path]

No cigs fuck your body but alcohol fucks your brain.

Honestly both are terrible and can kill you.

[twin dirge]

I've been using my mind inhibiting leaf for a very long time, it'd be devastating for my mental if I quit rn

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[twin dirge]

And I don't smoke ciggys, nicotine feels fuckin awful

[astral basin]

Yeah no former assistant manager had two slush thrown over the counter to here bc she was trying to get folk on the sco
The market manager was there. Weasely little man tried taking the customers side
Ol gloria told him to get back to the end of the counter and let her mind her customers

[twin flower]

Is it vape or something

[twin dirge]

All I can say, someone dumps anything on me and I'm not leaving the store till one of us is in a fuckin body bag

I will go to prison for that shit

[twin dirge]

I smoke weed lad

Flora wit the fauna

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

Oh lmao

Gimme some

[jaunty path]

Well

[twin flower]

Never tried weed

[twin dirge]

I've been smoking it since I was 16

[jaunty path]

atleast its not two of the worst subtances in america

[twin dirge]

[jaunty path]

Ah.

I see.

[twin flower]

A rebel

[twin dirge]

No, lack of supervision and shitty parenting

My dad smoked with me before I did it myself

[twin flower]

Sheesh

[jaunty path]

[twin dirge]

[twin flower]

Something to tell the young'uns

[twin dirge]

I've quit a few times for varying amounts of time for varying reasons but I always return cuz it helps me with my insomnia and anxiety to an extent

[jaunty path]

it ain't your fault but theres always time to improve. Ya not at your worst. Also therapy. Therapy helps...I go to therapy.

[twin dirge]

At least without killing my brain using other pills

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

Sounds like a dependency thing, no shame though.

[twin dirge]

I can't stand my depression and anxiety meds

Make me feel awful

[jaunty path]

what do you take

or what did you take

[twin dirge]

You'd have had to ask me 4 years ago

When I flushed them

[twin flower]

No regrets?

[jaunty path]

fucking zoinks 💀

[twin dirge]

Nah no regrets

[twin flower]

Well you seem fine to me lmao

[jaunty path]

My only uh

[twin dirge]

It made me feel worse than the depression itself

[jaunty path]

"anxiety meds"

are my adderall

I think my adderall helps

[twin dirge]

I took Adderall for ADHD

Flushed that even longer ago

[jaunty path]

I used to think it was my adderall causing all my problems

when really

I am just a really anxious person.

On or off my Adderall.

[twin dirge]

I am to an extent, my bigger issues are my depression and insomnia

Fuckin aids combo ngl

I learned to deal with anxiety a good while ago using other means

The whole picture others in underwear thing works

As well as just avoiding anxiety inducing situations

[jaunty path]

I

Fucking forgot about that

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

[jaunty path]

Shit I remember that from just cartoons

[twin dirge]

I used to play guitar for school so I was forced to deal with allat at a pretty rapid pace or I woulda failed my class

Cuz there's like...15 different performances thruout the year

(i went to a year round middle/highschool)

[jaunty path]

yikes.

Sorry about that,

[twin flower]

God I hated those

[twin dirge]

Meh it wasn't that bad I'll be fair

The school itself only had maybe 300-400 kids in a year split between pre-12th

So I'm terms of amount it wasn't anything like a public school

[twin flower]

Fair, still a lot tho imo

[somber stream]

Apparently India has a poop throwing festival

[jaunty path]

The

Fuck?

[twin dirge]

Sounds about right

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/64obgmCpNHU

[worn quail]

The dude who was gonna post it got harrassed into not posting the records he took of it

[somber stream]

Yeah lol

1 billion angry indian

[worn quail]

India is great

Nothing weird happens there

https://xcancel.com/tyleraloevera/status/1986515161621098708#m

[jaunty path]

It's cow shit

[twin flower]

Holy cow shit you mean

[jaunty path]

Man this is too nasty of a fuckin thing to read into late at night

And I do NOT want to go by what ai overview says

[worn quail]

ai writing is so fuckin predictable itj ust makes me laugh now

its not sneed, its feed

ad infinium

Its not X its Y

COOL!!!!!!

[twin flower]

Remember that advice you gave me? Bang your head into the wall til you forget

[jaunty path]

😭

Goddamnit

Full circle

[twin flower]

And the cycle continues

[jaunty path]

Yeah so uh

I do not know where exactly in india this is celebrated but uh

[twin dirge]

My hand hurts from having it in ice

[jaunty path]

Like many things. Its seen as....a healing thing...

I'm disgusted by the subject itself and the fact I'm going by so little information

[twin flower]

Should see my mates opinion of india

its very.. biased

[jaunty path]

Oh my FUCKING god

God.

[twin flower]

then again all I see is just unhygienic stuff about them lmao

[somber stream]

Don't go on a spiritual journey to India

All i will say

[jaunty path]

This is what happens. When a country is massively impoverished and uneducated

[twin flower]

And they still go by a caste system if I remember right

[rare pulsar]

India is basically a 40k hive city

But worse

[jaunty path]

JESUS LOL

I wouldn't go that far

But yeah uh

[rare pulsar]

Why not?

As far as i know peoplr in hive citys atleast dont throw around poop

[jaunty path]

Apparently India has a air pollution problem from burning cow shit

[twin dirge]

At least it's just smog over here

[jaunty path]

Well its a contributing factor

[twin dirge]

Id rather get lung cancer via chemicals from smelting shit compared to burnt cow feces

[rare pulsar]

They prolly eat corpse starch too

[somber stream]

It takes a certain type of hardcore to be Indian, mind

[jaunty path]

Okay I can't anymore this is just fucking hilariously disgusting holyshit 😭

[twin dirge]

Indeed, it is holy shit

[rare pulsar]

The chud life chooses you

[jaunty path]

I KNOW DUDE I KNOW

[twin dirge]

Nah, I don't think you can transition, you either born Indian and are molded by it or you aren't and you're afraid of it

[jaunty path]

God damn.

[rare pulsar]

Goddamn 3rd world spawnpoints

[jaunty path]

Yeah you need to be born into that shit to withstand the norms in india.

I've seen things.

[twin flower]

Wanna bang your head into a wall yet?

[jaunty path]

It's so wild dawg

[twin dirge]

How else would I give myself amnesia

[twin flower]

Do be wild

[rare pulsar]

Lobotomy?

[twin dirge]

Yeah but that's like

Amnesia+

[rare pulsar]

Come on lets fo it together

Itll be cool

[twin dirge]

I quite enjoy being cognitive

[rare pulsar]

Man ur no fun

[somber stream]

Oh look

New Sisters animation

[twin flower]

One of you just comes out not normal anymore

Oh yeaaah

[twin dirge]

I'll try out the brainless side when I get reincarnated into a jellyfish

[twin flower]

Saw that shit

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaCqY4XzZvU

[twin flower]

I see Astartes 2 in it as well

Well.. its very glimpse

[somber stream]

They fucked the Eldar's appearance

HOW

IT'S YOUR OWN IP

Oh krieg

[jaunty path]

💀

Lmfao

[twin flower]

Naah

I'll prolly only watch one of them ngl

Pederson the goat

[somber stream]

I rate this mid/10

[twin dirge]

I just like watching heretics die

[thick fog]

i rate you a mold ration out of ten

[somber stream]

nice

[twin flower]

That uhh trailer for like the 40k championship was kinda weird as well

About Titus being in it

[ashen prairie]

Hi everyone !

I accidentally had muted the server

[twin flower]

No you

nice pfp tho wuh da hell

[ashen prairie]

it's my dog bro

[astral basin]

Loaded rhe vid
Ad
“Solo leveling game, frieren crossover!”
Huh??

[somber stream]

I'll watch Astartes 2, and that's it

[twin flower]

Muh man

Same

[astral basin]

Yall making it sound like its the second coming of live action halo

[ashen prairie]

the tv show was good

[somber stream]

How dare you

[ashen prairie]

I liked it

i know

[somber stream]

Wonder what we would've got with Neill Blomkamp's version of Halo Live action

Oh Dean!

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Long time no see

[ashen prairie]

I accidentally muted the serv

ah

[somber stream]

:o

[astral basin]

Aaa

[ashen prairie]

bad dean

[ashen prairie]

i watched the frankenstein movie

i was great tho

[astral basin]

Which one

[twin flower]

Yeah, really good

The one by Guillermo Del Toro

Its new, 2025

[ashen prairie]

guillermo del toro

[somber stream]

The new one?

[ashen prairie]

yup

[somber stream]

I'm tempted

[ashen prairie]

WATCH

[twin flower]

Decent watch ngl

[somber stream]

Now where did i left that popcorn

[twin flower]

Prolly best Frankenstein movie by far but thats my opnion

[ashen prairie]

the new predator movie is peak too

[twin flower]

Oh shiih

I havent watched it yet

[astral basin]

All white SoB
Dunno how to take that

[twin flower]

with a grain of salt

[ashen prairie]

whats that

[somber stream]

New Warhammer animation series

[ashen prairie]

oooh on where ?

[somber stream]

Also white SoB is fine

[ashen prairie]

Netflix ?

[somber stream]

Warhammer+

[ashen prairie]

meh

[twin flower]

Warhammer plus

[somber stream]

Don't bother...

[twin flower]

I mean its always sin Warhammerplus lmao

[somber stream]

🏴‍☠️ Yarr Harrg!

[twin dirge]

The geneseed is strong with this one

[twin flower]

Reminded me of that guy that posted the whole episodes of Kill Lupercal on youtube

and the whole comment section just went "May James Workshop never find you"

[somber stream]

More like

Lame Dorkshop

[twin flower]

Ballsy dude tho fr

[astral basin]

Idk. Saw vid on

Sister feeling ultramar

Earlier

[winged rivet]

Is recovering/destroying rations team wide? As in Ill get progress regardless of who interacts with them

[somber stream]

Yes, it's shared between the team

Also Frankenstein is good holy shit

[twin dirge]

Oh no, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery

[ripe tangle]

Order of the Sacred Rose maybe?

they wear all white and their gimmick is performing battlefield miracles, that and singing hymns as they fight.

Battlefield Miracles can range from suddenly rations/provisions being found, the tide of battle turning suddenly upon prayer, reinforcements appearing at just the right time, or maybe even the raising of the dead who remain loyal to the God Emperor.

and basically anything between all of that

[somber stream]

So, RNG based tactic

[ripe tangle]

pretty much

their whole thing is spamming miracle dice like crazy

[somber stream]

That's pretty based ngl

[ripe tangle]

They also wear white on white which makes them the biggest pain to paint lmao

[silver mango]

I wish there was a way to spend melk bucks on something other than weapons and curios

[ripe tangle]

ask anyone who paints, white armour is the worst since it’s hard to make it contrast with itself

otherwise it looks either kinda plain or kinda globby

[somber stream]

Ivorry white is nice

[vapid matrix]

…

[cosmic burrow]

imo if we ever sob in darktide it cant be a repentia (thats zealot) or the poster look of order of our martyred lady

rest is fair game

or we get a novitiate like sister hestia prine

[stuck wasp]

Or have Minor Orders Sister, not attached to any Major orders

[twin flower]

Just finished it?

[cosmic burrow]

yeah

[somber stream]

Still watching, but i can tell quality when i see one

Also Christoph Waltz? Yeah.

[twin flower]

Good shit

[round mica]

why is nobody talking about new teaser trailer that just dropped wtf

[twin flower]

which one?

[rain idol]

Next class is necron warrior truss

[round mica]

fatshark channel

truss ? the ex prime minister of britain?

that lady is the next class?

[rain idol]

Yea let’s go with that

[round mica]

and i thought im down bad

[twin flower]

Youtube? I dont see anything

[round mica]

[split mauve]

the one that lasted less than lettuce

i also don't see anything

[twin flower]

lies

deceit

[round mica]

oh sorry wrong chat

i wrote in the wrong chat my bad

[twin flower]

[wooden creek]

Turn on your pict screens!!! They hit the second spire!!!

[twin flower]

wuh?

[ripe tangle]

Now I’m imagining Liz Truss as a Necron Warrior and it’s hilarious

they should make every Tory PM a monster/xeno in Universe, Thatcher is an Ork Warboss and now Truss is a Necron

[rocky radish]

I really want to help someone make a meme team build. Anyone have a funny/dumb one they've always wanted to make? I can just in game whenever

[somber stream]

Meme team eh?

Tried that piss poor guardsman experience yet?

[modest flume]

That's a perfect time to play

[little marten]

Good morning gamers

[modest flume]

4 Ogryns doing the slap punch

[rocky radish]

I'm not familiar with the slap punch. is it something that might be able to be used to complete a mission?

[modest flume]

You can complete H40 doing it

[rocky radish]

don't know that one either

[modest flume]

The clubs' special move is a slap

The Mk 2 club has a specific punch light attack follow up to the slap, hence the slap punch

[rocky radish]

oh, someone has already formed a team like that?

[somber stream]

Grey weapon, las only. No plasma. 15 skill points

[modest flume]

The closest thing to Ogryn boxing you can have in the game

[rocky radish]

my dream is to have a team of 3 slightly unhinged people in a group, joining randoms. then we become legends

[modest flume]

I've ran duos with another player here doing it, I've recorded an Auric game on Gloriana doing it

There's a recording of a team doing it in H40

[rocky radish]

damn. it sounded fun, but if it's been done, it's less appealing

[modest flume]

Well it's still a pretty obscure thing

Because no one really follows what goes on here unless you're actually part of the server

[rocky radish]

well, if anyone does want to get a group together to do that soon (lilke in the next few hours), I'm happy to help out

[deft fulcrum]

Anyone else experiencing even more terrible server performance than usual today?

[modest flume]

When I do it in pubs I always get questions about it

[deft fulcrum]

Insane ping and at least 6 DCs so far

[modest flume]

You get the bonus of stun locking Daemonhosts too

[rocky radish]

I was in a game with 2 others. it ran fine for me, but they were having terrible rubberbanding sometimes

[modest flume]

Had horrible server issues last night

[deft fulcrum]

Yeah, that has been my experience today

[rocky radish]

that sounds more like a painful challenge more than a way to make other people chuckle or confused

[somber stream]

It's painfully funny

Ever seen a rager tank 8 hand grenades?

[modest flume]

I ran a Maelstrom with a grey IAG earlier this year just because I was bored

It's possible but it's pure game sense at that point

[somber stream]

Yes

Mistake is a luxury

[modest flume]

Blue ragers can kindly fuck off

Had a captain healing a bunch of those shits last night

[somber stream]

Oh you're triggering my PTSD again