general-chat

[sleek harness]

Call me my name

[fathom fulcrum]

"Say my name"

type shi

[ripe tangle]

Your name is Rat of Unusual Size

[fleet igloo]

Calling you foolish makes me feel like I'm pretending to be a grey seer

[ripe tangle]

also known as XXXL RAT

or Big Rodent

[fathom fulcrum]

no that's a rat ogre

[ripe tangle]

and sometimes Massive Rat

[fathom fulcrum]

Skaven are 5'5 feet and incels

[ripe tangle]

how’re they incels if they reproduce at a faster rate than humans?

[fathom fulcrum]

I mean think about it, they spend all their time alone, they have a fat fetish, and they are evil little bastards

[sleek harness]

I am a blackrat

I am the size of a dwarf

Bigger than any clanrat

[fleet igloo]

Only the strong and clever ones get access to breeders, everyone else is definitely an incel

[fathom fulcrum]

they sit in the cuck chair

[fleet igloo]

Not that getting laid makes any of them better people

[ripe tangle]

don’t Skaven actually outnumber literally everyone in Fantasy?

They’re just way too disorganized to actually take over or accomplish any kind of world-level goal

[sleek harness]

Yeah

We are like 40billion

[ripe tangle]

how many Skaven would it take to defeat Settra the Imperishable?

[fleet igloo]

They're kept mostly in check by cannabalism, betrayal, and constant war between eachother. They rely on those more than Orcs do to keep from starving themselves into nonexistence

[blissful kiln]

so relatable

[sleek harness]

No

Clanrats eat good

[ripe tangle]

They have that in common with Orcs and Ogres then lol

[sleek harness]

They eat uh

Vegetables

And food

[fleet igloo]

Black corn is not good.

[ripe tangle]

how big is a Fantasy Ogre anyway?

[sleek harness]

Sister

[little marten]

this big

[sleek harness]

Can you give me some money so I can change my Xbox account name to Johnny Silverhand

[little marten]

u rly like that guy huh

[sleek harness]

You really look like that guy huh

[elder merlin]

Raki

[little marten]

i dont think so but i appreciate the gesture

[ripe tangle]

No, sorry.

[sleek harness]

I think so

[sleek harness]

Horrible priest

Can't help the poor

[ripe tangle]

I have no money

there is piety in poverty

[sleek harness]

Emperor sees your lies

[little marten]

the lord helps those whom help themselves

[sleek harness]

Since Sister can't can you, @elder merlin?

[elder merlin]

Do what?

[sleek harness]

Money

[elder merlin]

I hope that is satire

[elder merlin]

For?

[little marten]

I think I heard it on an episode of the Simpsons

[elder merlin]

Fuckin no lol

[sleek harness]

Investment

[little marten]

Many years ago I dont watch the Simpsons anymore and haven’t for years due to the demonic connections

[sleek harness]

My account name is Scovenger

[elder merlin]

Was never a bug fan of the simpsons

[sleek harness]

It fucking sucks

[elder merlin]

Demonic connections? Bruh, what?

[little marten]

Don’t worry

[elder merlin]

Was "Scavenger" taken?

[sleek harness]

No I typed it wrong

[elder merlin]

Crazy religious freak?

[little marten]

Nah not at all

[round mica]

in the mission where you destroy incubators, whats in them? incubating deamonhosts?

[elder merlin]

Incubators?

Thought it was just plague shit

[little marten]

I like the idea of common tenants that religions share and I’m probably swayed most towards Buddhism but I have no particular religious beliefs nor will talk on the matter further as per TOS

[round mica]

it seems like something in them

they didnt put much detail in them tho

[whole glade]

GUG

BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[astral laurel]

germs

[ocean widget]

diseases

you do know what a daemonhost is right

[round mica]

what

a blithering idiot

is what he is

[whole glade]

BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[round mica]

i always stumble into randomly while not paying attention

[ocean widget]

"A Daemonhost is a living mortal body used as a receptacle to bind a daemon"

[round mica]

or attract through a wall

[ocean widget]

you dont incubate a daemonhost

it aint a bloody fetus

[round mica]

well how the hell do i know im not that deep into the lore

[astral laurel]

DA EMPRAH CALLS ME TO WAUGH

[ocean widget]

its pretty obvious by the term daemon

[little marten]

deamonsuperhost

[ocean widget]

plus the ritual shit

[hard crane]

well uhh usually something called a host has some kinda parasite to it (the daemon)

[little marten]

owns most of the properties in barcelona

[twin flower]

gib

[ocean widget]

yeah but thats not an incubating diseasse

[astral laurel]

what if the daemon is the host and the human is the parasite

[little marten]

really niche socioeconomic airbnb joke that guy

its ok if it went over your heads

[ocean widget]

a daemonhost is just a heretics dreadnought

[hard crane]

a dreadnought that gets massacred by one slappy boy

[ocean widget]

yup

[astral laurel]

Don't the chaos marines have their own dreadnaughts though

Wouldn't those be heretic dreadnaughts

[ocean widget]

they did i think

removed tho

"Basically the last decade GW has really been pushing the whole Chaos Space Marines are not just Space Marines but with spikes. As such things like Helbrutes, the Dinobots and various reworks have happened.

Chosen lost their Veteran equivalent status and became kind of a catch all melee unit without options and choices. Havocs were given larger bases and added toughness but without flexibility on the squad size, and they’ve pushed more the Possessed, Cultist arms and Accursed Cultist type stuff more. While we did retain some of our old vehicles out of probably just easy-ness; it’s likely GW continues to push this new vision on us with future additions and revamps."

[astral laurel]

There's one in Space Marine II dude

Helbrutes are dreadnaughts

Just spiked

[ocean widget]

where

[round mica]

ah, and what they tryna do in that mission with the green walls held up by some psykers/weird dudes? the dude that those stim pipes go into is one of the twins isnt it?

[ocean widget]

yeah

resurrection ritual assumably

[astral laurel]

Where the Ultramarine dreadnaught shows up and goes "TAKE ME TO THE SLAUGHTER"

[ocean widget]

thats what the stims are for

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/mellstroy-mellstroy-удивлен-удивление-ого-ничего-себе-gif-13777678882206377857

[hard crane]

yea they're trying to revive the male twin afaik

[astral laurel]

They failed.

[hard crane]

we prevent it and he becomes glitter in the wind

[round mica]

yep

[ocean widget]

thats a hellbrute

[round mica]

WHERE ARE THE TRAITORS

[astral laurel]

And what is a helbrute based on if not a dreadnaught that has been exposed to chaos for longer than we have time to comprehend

[astral laurel]

I made them into soup.

[ocean widget]

they're corrupted dreadnoughts
so not chaos space marine dreadnoughts

[astral laurel]

So are they dreadnaughts? Yes. Are they space marines? Yes. Are they chaos? Yes.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[round mica]

but chaos has to bait or trap other space marines to turn them into chaos marines no? they cant just make anyone into them

[ocean widget]

you can be all those things without being a chaos space marine dreadnought

[astral laurel]

iDontBelieveYou.gif

[ocean widget]

a fish is an octopus in your eyes

[whole glade]

gug

[astral laurel]

What the fuck kind of nonsense are you spewing now?

[jaunty path]

Does anyone else wanna be forcefed like homer simpson

[astral laurel]

No.

[ocean widget]

lives in the ocean
comes in a variety of colours
in your eyes fish are octopi

[jaunty path]

Why

[astral laurel]

You're... you're delusional and putting words into my mouth.

[ocean widget]

i think you're just incompetent

[astral laurel]

Maybe go see a psychiatrist or something dude, that's not a good combo.

[jaunty path]

If someone force feeds you spaghetti-o's

[ocean widget]

well its either incompetence or bait at this point
quite frankly it could be both

[jaunty path]

Are they putting words in your mouth

[ocean widget]

i dont think several o's count as a word missus

[astral laurel]

Y'know what, fuck it. I don't have to deal with this stupidity.

[jaunty path]

Oooo

[ocean widget]

and yet you deal with your own every day

[whole glade]

get a load of ts

[jaunty path]

Dense doesn't consider chaos dreadnoughts space marines?

Orrrr

[ocean widget]

chaos spacemarine dreadnoughts are not hellbrutes no

hellbrutes are corrupted dreadnoughts

[jaunty path]

Oh

Wait

Lexicanum we go

Okay are like

[ocean widget]

"These hulking monstrosities are Dreadnoughts whose suits have been hideously corrupted by the powers of Chaos and are now consumed by maddening rage. It is considered a great misfortune to be entombed within a Helbrute, and over time the flesh of the injured body will meld with the metal of the machine it inhabits"

hellbrutes can be any dreadnought
CSM dreadnoughts require chaos space marines

oh apparently the Lexicanum has shit writing

"The madness of the Chaos Space Marine within burns ever fiercer as he rises from his dormancy"
thought they were captured dreadnoughts and corrupted

[jaunty path]

Hm

Idk

Im guessing

Helbrutes are a fusion of the space marine and dreadnought

[ocean widget]

helbrutes are like fucked up chaos dreadnoughts

the pilots are removed from the suits when outside battle

"Ferrum Infernus is a designation for Chaos Dreadnoughts of the Castra Ferrum pattern that have not mutated into Helbrutes."

[dull peak]

So is Helbrute made of metal or flesh?

[ocean widget]

both

"Between battles, the sarcophagus containing the pilot is disconnected and dragged clear of its armoured shell to lie inert and seething in the darkness. The Helbrute is chained like a beast when it is not actually fighting, for fear that some residue of the pilot's soul may send it into a berserk rampage." @jaunty path

[ocean widget]

They are created when the body of the warrior within a Dreadnought melds with the chassis until the whole machine appears to be made of daemonic flesh.[

[dull peak]

Ew, Brock glad we not fight those things.

[ocean widget]

dont know who wrote these but they at least could've had a couple people look over it, surely one would've noticed the difference between calling it a dreadnought and a chaos dreadnought

[jaunty path]

You can remember your own name?

[old juniper]

So... what's the best guess anyone's come up with for the next class?

[dull peak]

Da, Brock always say name so he not forget.

[ocean widget]

ganger, skiitari, etc etc

arbites is a likely choice though

same with the sarcon

[astral laurel]

Ad Mech, hive ganger, elf...

[sleek harness]

The best guess is Adeptus Mechanicus

Duh

[dull peak]

Brock hope it Admech or Tech preist like the Tech Lady who helps with guns.

[old juniper]

Skiitari with weaponized Servo Skulls actually sounds pretty plausible, considering how much people like the Arbites and their dogs.

[ocean widget]

i doubt it'll be anything pet related

be too close to how the arbites is

[astral laurel]

Eh, I feel like having a companion servo skull would be too much like the dogs

I think being able to drop and pick up a turret or something might be more unique

[ocean widget]

turrets in darktide would suck ngl

you'd have to pick them up and put them down again too often

[dull peak]

What if it had legs?

[old juniper]

Turret would be cool, but hard to do well.

[ocean widget]

thats just a pet then brock

[jaunty path]

Dreadnought

[dull peak]

Nah uh, Doggie not have gun on it.

[ocean widget]

fair

does have bombs though

[dull peak]

Is it really gernade if it don't go boom?

Is like half of da fun of gernade.

[ocean widget]

unfortunately yes

[low hemlock]

O R K Z‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

🧌

[old juniper]

Now that I think about it... Skiitari and Sister of Battle are the only options that make sense. If you go back to the Rogue Trader roleplay game, they had Navigators as a class option... but I don't think that word work in Darktide at all.

[round mica]

ork boy is next class fr

[ocean widget]

SoBs are too close to zealots

navigators were only a class so cassia would have a use outside the ship

[round mica]

navigator sounds close to psyker

which is boring as fuck

[old juniper]

Not if you make them as big as Ogryns and extra durable with their armor.

[dull peak]

There like a bunch of Tech priests anyway, they think of something.

[ocean widget]

then thats literally just an ogryn

[round mica]

its either ork boy or ratling

[ocean widget]

also FS said theyre not doing alternate sizes

[bleak geyser]

plasma gunners are no joke eh?

[round mica]

ratling because short and funny

[old juniper]

With bewbs

[ocean widget]

FS said they're not doing alternate sizes

so ratlings are out

[round mica]

they lied

racist towards short ppl

[old juniper]

Ratling would be absolutely horrible as a ranged class. Zero visibility.

[low hemlock]

using the Morningstar as a DreadNaught droppin Bombs on em Hereticz!

Me take Shotgun

[ocean widget]

not just that but snipers in this game would suck

[round mica]

blitz is to jump onto shoudlers of ogryn

[ocean widget]

a bolt action yeah that'd work

but fuck me a scoped sniper would suck ass

[round mica]

turret section the videogame

[ocean widget]

at that point you may as well just give the bolt to a vet

if we get a ganger with a sten gun though that'd be class

[old juniper]

It worked back when Veterans could drop aggro by standing still. But Fatshark got rid of that playstyle.

[jaunty path]

I love my twilight sparkle body pillow

[ocean widget]

yeah
anything that drops aggro is abysmal tbf

[low hemlock]

using a sniper in up-close combat as the Chaos Spawn hops overhead

[little marten]

lets discuss

[ocean widget]

its missus

better to pour a bottle of amaretto and just accept it

[low hemlock]

Based❓

[ocean widget]

whats even the appeal of those fuckin things anyway

[jaunty path]

Tall pillow

With

Waifu on it

[ocean widget]

i meant the pony bastards

[jaunty path]

Oh

Because they're cool

[ocean widget]

aye

[jaunty path]

Same appeal as space marines

[low hemlock]

me thinkz its 4 extra comfort Pal

[jaunty path]

They're cool

Like lets be honest

[ocean widget]

i meant the horses not the pillows

[jaunty path]

Space marines are funko pops

[low hemlock]

[wraith rain]

:3

[old juniper]

Synthetic affection attachment to the silicone gooner milking apparatus

[low hemlock]

Stay pure british flag

[ocean widget]

that explains why i dont like those bloody bastards either

[ocean widget]

i already know about mr hands big boi

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[low hemlock]

fair enough

[dull peak]

Brock could maybe fight Space Marine. one on one, only fists.

[jaunty path]

Is it still gooner if its helltaker

[ocean widget]

beelzebub no
cerberus yes

[jaunty path]

How about awaria

[astral laurel]

I had to think about what Helltaker was for a second, and then I remembered goat Lucifer

[old juniper]

You'd have to ask the closest Slaaneshi enthusiasts for greater clarity

[ocean widget]

nah because thats not doing 3 women at once

[jaunty path]

GOAT lucifer

[whole glade]

oh fuck i love mtn dew

[round mica]

i cracked

[jaunty path]

Ghost women

[round mica]

i cracked the code

next class is obviously captain titus

[jaunty path]

Captain tits?

[ocean widget]

i mean i dont know what you expected

the hell-based game to not have lucifer goat?

[round mica]

captain boobage

[ocean widget]

thats like asking tboi not to have satan

it aint gonna happen

[old juniper]

Oh wait.
Combat Servitor.

[ocean widget]

no

1: lobotomite

2: another pet class

[old juniper]

Skiitari or Combat Servitor as the next playable.

[ocean widget]

although tbf if we did get someone with a combat servitor as a pet i'd make dr borous as their character

[old juniper]

You don't summon the Servitor, you ARE the Servitor.

[dull peak]

What if we all wrong and it dwarfs or something.

[ocean widget]

then yeah we aint getting it because it'd be a lobotomite

[ocean widget]

honestly if that happened that'd be sick but GW would never have that happen

[low hemlock]

tru especially since the Rejects’ dialogues

are talking about the Factories in Atoma right now

[ocean widget]

combat servitors are basically just walking turrets

[old juniper]

We already have one lobotomite class, what's wrong with having another?

[ocean widget]

zealots are not lobotomites

[low hemlock]

yes they are

Why u think they go down all the time for like 10 minutes

[ocean widget]

fair
as a zealot player however
fuck you

i can stay up for longer than 5 seconds

[dull peak]

Combat seritor could be cool.

[low hemlock]

Why not make Ogryn into Combat Servitor Pal

we got the Servitor Helmet

🦾

[blazing ibex]

arbites*

[ocean widget]

hold on ill send u a pic rq

actually wait nvm i got a link

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1oa9wgr/the_ogryn_that_understood_the_weakness_of_his/

this fucking thing

[low hemlock]

naw At least for Arbites, it takes SKILL to play that class

unlike Zealots aka Baby Wheels Class

[ocean widget]

this
is an ogryn servitor

now if only it wasnt locked behind an excessive amount of aquilas

[blazing ibex]

What are you smoking right now?

[low hemlock]

That Zealot blunt

[blazing ibex]

Arbitrator is full on brain dead mode.

[low hemlock]

idk Pal, I’ve seen some Arbyz last longer than em Smelly SHOUTYZ

[blazing ibex]

Yeah because they're genuinely much harder to actually take down.

[little marten]

I DID IT

[ocean widget]

i mean i doubt that
isnt their faith their shield or smth

[little marten]

ultimate rat run

[ocean widget]

they've both got shields

[little marten]

looted a bunch of epic weapons

got downed by a wasp at the lift

called some guy over to help me

[blazing ibex]

True Grit

[little marten]

he activated the lift

then tried to execute me

so i CRAWLED

for my life

[ocean widget]

grit isnt a very good shield

[blazing ibex]

Yes it is.

[old juniper]

Bruh, Arbites with shield and bolt gun is the easiest, most braindead class to play.

Shoot the highlighted enemies, whack everything else. Dog makes you immune to everything but nets.

Pure braindead.

[ocean widget]

a loose particle of sand is not a good shield

[blazing ibex]

I.

Fair enough.

I have no rebuttal.

[ocean widget]

the way you took what big boi said so seriously

[low hemlock]

Hmmmm

Nah Zealot still non-Skillful class

[little marten]

give a man a fish

he eats for a day

teach a man to fish

he eats for life

[ocean widget]

clearly the commissar is insulted by an ogryn being smarter

[old juniper]

Fair point

[ocean widget]

then why the fuck is fishing so shit in atlyss

[low hemlock]

🚬💡

[fleet igloo]

Aren't player characters in Atlyss canonically dead?

[ocean widget]

yeah

[brave hull]

bait used to be believable

[ocean widget]

lost soul in purgatory brought back to life

[little marten]

i just had the most angry russian man

[worn quail]

Dude

I am so sad Awaria wasn't another SMASH hit

[blazing ibex]

You know what's crazy?

[ocean widget]

world shattered
shit got corrupted
idfk
fishing sucks in that game

[blazing ibex]

Some people actually believe that.

[worn quail]

Helltaker really was the perfect storm, but Awaria was SO GOOD

||And I actually enjoyed playing it unlike Helltaker, not to say I didn't like it, it just wasn't my kinda thing||

[little marten]

wait wtf

atylss is some furry boob game

MODSSSS

[brave hull]

people

[ocean widget]

it is a pretty decent RPG tbf

[blazing ibex]

Atlyss is suggestive at best tbh

It's a genuinely competent RPG

[ocean widget]

wheres that one ass slapping gif

[fleet igloo]

You can also like, easily turn off the most egregious stuff.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/get-on-atlyss-atlyss-get-on-get-get-on-atlyss-gif-5278115393148270443

[brave hull]

also i cannot belive that Mr. E is unironically pushing for a grenade launcher to be added to zealot and vet because "darktide needs more explosions"

[inland mantle]

Mr slop mmh

[ocean widget]

his most popular build is an explosive based ogryn one

are you surprised?

[fleet igloo]

I mean, I'm down

[blazing ibex]

I stopped listening to Mr. E after he said shock maul is A tier

[brave hull]

i hate that he has so much visibility

[blazing ibex]

I'm all for trying non meta options but that's just a complete lie lmao

[ocean widget]

i didnt bother listening to him when i saw his explosive ogryn build

[blazing ibex]

He also said double barrel isn't really havoc viable because. And get this.

It's not good against carapace.

[ocean widget]

[blazing ibex]

You know.

The thing you shouldn't be using your ranged weapon for in the first place.

[ocean widget]

no idea how helltaker became so big ngl

[ocean widget]

yup
but hes the same dude who made a build attempting to remove 3 other people from the game so yknow

not exactly the most competent

[fleet igloo]

Demon waifus that are mean to you

[brave hull]

Mr. E is the twink masiah situation all over again. You basically have to convince new players not to listen to him because he's the first thing that comes up when you look for darktide content on youtube

[fleet igloo]

There. I explained it

[ocean widget]

fair

[ocean widget]

mr e and tanner

[jaunty path]

Eh. The puzzles were optional

[blazing ibex]

I will say. At least he got the mk1 shovel right.

[brave hull]

Telo may have been spicy, but at least he was acurate.

Reggie only posts on the second blue moon of every quarter century

[ocean widget]

we should have frip frop make darktide builds ngl

[fleet igloo]

Idgaf about Havok so I don't care about most Darktide content creators

[ocean widget]

just have him slam some shit together and call it a day

hold on what the fuck

just checked mr e's channel and how the fuck does he turn 5 weapons into 20 minutes

[brave hull]

genuinely idk

[blazing ibex]

Slopping it up for that revenue.

[whole glade]

ogryns are gigachads

[tidal gyro]

i see arbite with pirate hat

how to do this?

[fleet igloo]

I've been giving Auric a shot, but I mostly play on Malice and Heresy because I'm already tired most nights after work and I don't need the overstim before bed

[tidal gyro]

i love pirate

[brave hull]

the worst part is that if he would stay away from the balance discussions his content is overall fun

[ocean widget]

oh he wants death guard
that explains it jfc

[ocean widget]

you got a screenshot?

i dont think the arbites have any cosmetics yet

[tidal gyro]

no i am sorry

[blazing ibex]

Probably a mod or not actually an arbites.

[ocean widget]

chill chill, did they have a dog

[tidal gyro]

he have dog

[tidal gyro]

yes

and is pirate hat

[ocean widget]

what class did it say he was when the mission was over?

[tidal gyro]

it is tricorn hat

[blazing ibex]

Has to be a mod then

Arbites don't have those

[tidal gyro]

i do not know if it is pirate hat but is tricorn

[brave hull]

but jesus christ, he pingpongs between "add a grenade launcher to every class" and "Hey maby we should move away from spamming hoards of crushers like they're standard enemies" on a fucking dime

[ocean widget]

no no, mods only affect the people with them

[tidal gyro]

he is cheating?

[ocean widget]

i doubt it, might be a glitch at best

is it this euna?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1o241m6/tricorn_just_works_too_well_with_the_top/

[blazing ibex]

That's understandable. I've played the game long enough where Auric is my chill difficulty

[low hemlock]

Well what about that one Darktide Creator?

O B E Y M Y C A T‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[whole glade]

JO?!

[tidal gyro]

maybe but i think it is not gold

is look very amount black

[whole glade]

OMG I LOVE JO

[little marten]

J*b

[fleet igloo]

JoPlaysGames seems chill. Caught her stream yesterday. She gives good vibes

[blazing ibex]

That isn't gonna be everyone because not everyone is a severe sadomasochist.

[low hemlock]

not that kind of Jo

[ocean widget]

faithbound tricorn then

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

My bad brother

[ocean widget]

thats a zealot hat not an arbites hat unfortunately

[little marten]

My brain is fried from night raid

[blazing ibex]

Jo's a lot more lore oriented with her content.

[tidal gyro]

i wish i can wear because i love pirate and would look good with using the arbitrator revelation plate with covert ops coat (lucis)

[brave hull]

i would love to have havoc as a qp option, none of this, waiting around for an hour for a single game type shit.

[low hemlock]

She is #1 Darktide Creator in me books

[ocean widget]

yup
unfortunately wont happen until GW decides arbites get tricorns

[little marten]

Actually that’s inflammatory

My bad

[brave hull]

jo and frop are pretty solid

[jaunty path]

I want unicorns

[tidal gyro]

what is GW?

[ocean widget]

what are you, a fantasy boeing engineer?

[ocean widget]

games workshop

they own the warhammer IP

[little marten]

More like Poonicorn

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[ocean widget]

they make the decision on cosmetics and stuff

[little marten]

Good to see you educating this fake teenager

[ocean widget]

they're also the reason there was a push for arbites

[tidal gyro]

i hope they make a pirate for all character

[ocean widget]

they're european nurgle

[little marten]

I have chosen this hill to die on

[low hemlock]

well there was those rogue trader skins earlier in the shop Pal

that do give the characters a “pirate” look

[brave hull]

this was more likely because of the rogue trader release.

[ocean widget]

no

GW releases arbites models

GW pushes for RT and DT to add arbites

[little marten]

Arbites he a big coordinated release

[ocean widget]

arbites gets more eyes on it due to the DT and RT

[low hemlock]

Plus, the reason FatShark is releasing a new class super early

cause Arbites aint ever gonna get a new skin (So the new class will get new skins instead)
plus, the huge success sales from
Arbites DLC

[little marten]

i realise now my first mistake was playing arc raiders on a weekend

same goes for any game really that is multiplayer

[tidal gyro]

i want arbite pirate thing

[ocean widget]

avoid saturdays

[tidal gyro]

i want hats

[ocean widget]

always avoid saturdays

[ocean widget]

gotta wait and see unfortunately

[tidal gyro]

i do not like other arbite hat

[low hemlock]

one day pal…..

give it maybe After GTA 6 releases

[tidal gyro]

i like face to showing

[low hemlock]

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[ocean widget]

so never?

[low hemlock]

maybe on the year 2026-2027

give or take

That’s being “generous” knowing GamesWorkshop

[tidal gyro]

did you know there is one of oldest ever pirate is name william kidd

[ocean widget]

yeah
think he was scottish

[tidal gyro]

YES

he is very amount famous

[ocean widget]

englishmen didnt like him and labelled him a pirate
history never changes

[tidal gyro]

he became a pirate after he was hire for hunting them

he is sneaky

[ocean widget]

dont know how sneaky a big wooden ship could be

[ripe tangle]

testing

[tidal gyro]

yes he use big big ship

but he personality is sneaky personality

[ocean widget]

your internet works lucia DW

[tidal gyro]

i think he ship is close to man o war ship

he have big crew

[fleet igloo]

Yeah, most pirates in those days were privateers for various nations during various wars. Then the wars ended and all these ships full of people suddenly had no jobs. So they just... kept doing what they were doing.

Nations stopped using privateers after awhile. At least officially.

[tidal gyro]

i need to look

[ocean widget]

yeah, rumors about him having buried treasure too probably started the theme of pirates treasure

[ocean widget]

nah kidd captured a ship captained by an englishman and the english didnt like it so they labelled him a pirate

[tidal gyro]

34 cannon in his ship i think man o war have 50 minimum

it kind of close

but 150 crew

is many amount

[fleet igloo]

I said 'most'

[ocean widget]

fair

[ripe tangle]

good

[ocean widget]

yeah christ, just checked

[tidal gyro]

yes yes yes black beard do this

i love black beard

he is one of my most favourite of pirate ever

[twin dirge]

[fleet igloo]

Edward Teach. Used terror tactics to spare lives.

[twin dirge]

We do a little privateering

[tidal gyro]

yes and for save damage

he never kill any person until he final fight

he get shoot and stab many amount of time before he die

he so much strong

he 6'4 foot

average height many amount less then as well as

[round mica]

whats happen

[tidal gyro]

did you know that black beard did not have a man o war ship

many think he did

but he did not

it is queen annes revenge but is not man o war

is too much small

🏴‍☠️

[little marten]

🫃

^ me, fullup on knowledge, thank you

[twin dirge]

Storing that knowledge in the balls fr

[tidal gyro]

i do not like pregnant man thing

is weird

[twin dirge]

He's pregnant with knowledge

[tidal gyro]

why emoji is name pregnant man is impossible

he is fat

[twin dirge]

You can't assume that

[little marten]

its a man happy after a big bowl of warm custard

me about 6 hours ago to be precise

[twin dirge]

He had too much spaghet

[jaunty path]

I got married to apple jack

[little marten]

i had 3 slices of swiss roll

[tidal gyro]

man can not be pregnant

[little marten]

2025

narrow thinking that

[tidal gyro]

but emoji name is pregnant man

is impossible

[serene gulch]

i wish a duo

[tidal gyro]

is name should not be pregnant man

[somber stream]

Euna should have a one on one talk with Bart

[tidal gyro]

what this is?

[somber stream]

Bart is a Korean

You'll like Bart

[twin dirge]

A large community would like a word with you

[tidal gyro]

MY GRANDMA IS KOREAN

[somber stream]

Ah shit

Another half Korean?

[tidal gyro]

quarter

[somber stream]

They're increasing

[twin dirge]

I want you to imagine someone took every white race ever and slammed that shit into a blender

That's me

[somber stream]

I'm half Asian myself

[tidal gyro]

is meaning many amount mix?

[ocean widget]

you're british?

[twin dirge]

Isn't everyone?

[vague elm]

I'm 95/100 for Auric and I can't even match pubs

[modest flume]

Time to solo

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[twin dirge]

Just be 100/100 then doing it solo

Easy

[vague elm]

Console

[somber stream]

Baja blasto

[modest flume]

Even better

[twin dirge]

Baja blast is low-key gross I won't take it back

But that might just be cuz I don't like mt dew in general

[somber stream]

You'll make Bart sad

[tidal gyro]

is collateral is important for bolt pistol

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[round mica]

wha

[somber stream]

Guy paid like $75 to have it ship to Korea

[tidal gyro]

i get collateral 60 max stats

is bad?

[twin dirge]

I need it to be known I only dump mobility or defense

[tidal gyro]

i am trying to find this

[twin dirge]

Also just read the stats

They tell you exactly what the stat does

[tidal gyro]

i thought collateral is mobility

it is in the same place as normal gun

[twin dirge]

Hit inspect on the weapon and hover over the stat, it'll tell you what it does

[tidal gyro]

i get confused and buy

[vague elm]

Depends on the gun and the mark

[tidal gyro]

thank you i did not know

[grizzled plover]

new paul feels good

[lethal solstice]

Collateral is the least useful stat

[tidal gyro]

this meaning is good?

60 maximum collateral

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[tidal gyro]

yay

thank you

i am very amount happy

i now have good axe and good gun

[twin dirge]

My poor collateral stat

[last valve]

You can call it collateral damage in the quest for min maxing

[elder merlin]

[grizzled plover]

aorry paul bungryn i love new moveset and explosion

[elder merlin]

Lol

[jaunty path]

Paul?

More like

Rupaul

[sleek harness]

Don't let this paladin use you, Paul

[little marten]

big bart

[astral basin]

Gib

[twin dirge]

My bones

I drank too much bone hurting juice

[hazy kestrel]

Why is this sticker called a horse lmao.

[twin dirge]

That's a horse bro

[ripe tangle]

because it's obviously a depiction of a horse.

[sleek harness]

Horse

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a strange looking horse, funny rat man.

[little marten]

dont let his trickery fool you

[tidal gyro]

did you know horse can not vomit

[little marten]

they're missing out

[tidal gyro]

they also only breathe through nose

they mouth is enter only

it is weird

i love horse

[somber stream]

I too, love horse

[little marten]

morning licht

[somber stream]

Would be great to ride one again

Morning Nurgle

[tidal gyro]

they are like giraffe but with short neck

[twin dirge]

Shirley Temple 7 up is pretty good

[tidal gyro]

but giraffe can breathe through their mouth

[somber stream]

That's... one way to put it

[twin dirge]

They're like unpainted zebras

[tidal gyro]

they very amount different

but look the same as

[little marten]

what is that

do you think if we were horses we'd let humans ride us?

[tidal gyro]

did you know that zebra almost is impossible for domesticate

they have ducking reflex thing and have no sense of family like horse do

but is weird because they are in pack

[somber stream]

I wish to ride an elk one day

[little marten]

zebras are just horses that went to get cigarettes a long time ago

[somber stream]

Either that or a Moose

[tidal gyro]

DID YOU KNOW THERE IS DEER ANIMAL THAT EXTINCT IS BIGGER THAN MOOSE

IT IS BIG

[somber stream]

Oh? Do elaborate

[tidal gyro]

megaloceros is the name

BIG

[somber stream]

BIG

[tidal gyro]

YES

[somber stream]

We need to bring them back

[twin dirge]

Cherry pomegranate sprite basically

[tidal gyro]

yes they are amazing

i wish thylacine not die as well as

they recent

[sleek harness]

There are hogs that grow a reverse tooth that appears to look like a horn, and this tooth will keep growing backwards until reaching the hog's skull and penetrating, creating a slow and painful death.

[tidal gyro]

some people saying they see them many amount of time

[somber stream]

Oh i know thylacine, looks like dog but ugly

[tidal gyro]

but is like conspiracy theory

[tidal gyro]

is like tiger and dog

[twin dirge]

Bigfoot

[somber stream]

A

Tog

batusm

[tidal gyro]

that is funny

toger

[somber stream]

Yes i am hilarious

[tidal gyro]

did know they also are like kangaroo

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[somber stream]

Lucia

[tidal gyro]

it is weird because both man and woman thylacine have pouch

[ripe tangle]

have I ever mentioned that Merz looks like a lightbulb?

[somber stream]

Erm, i think maybe?

[ripe tangle]

he's very lightbulb-headed

[somber stream]

He really is

I don't like it

[ripe tangle]

[tidal gyro]

🦘

kangaroo is many amount funny

did you know they can not move backward

[somber stream]

Look Lucia, Euna is a quarter Korean

Your people multiplies

[ripe tangle]

she is?

[twin dirge]

Wait till you find out about seahorses

[somber stream]

At least that's what she told me

[ripe tangle]

okay

[tidal gyro]

sea horse is very weird

[tidal gyro]

MY GRANDMA IS :D

[twin dirge]

I've got the need

[tidal gyro]

and i am quarter

[twin dirge]

The need for speed

[ripe tangle]

are Sea Horses fish?

[somber stream]

No you said your grandma is Korean

[twin dirge]

They're water dragons obviously

[tidal gyro]

yes

[tidal gyro]

yes

[somber stream]

So you're a quarter, okay. I thought your Grandma is a quarter then that would make you...

Uh

[ripe tangle]

an 8th

[somber stream]

White.

[elder merlin]

[tidal gyro]

no she is 100% korean

[somber stream]

I feels like having egg for breakfast today

[ripe tangle]

my stomach is doing that thing

[twin dirge]

You too?

[ripe tangle]

where it makes noises and stuff yeah

[tidal gyro]

did you know sea horse is lay egg but male sea horse is carry the egg

[ripe tangle]

yes Euna

[tidal gyro]

sea horse is weird shape

i think there is sea horse emoji

but i can not find

oh

there is none

this is sad

[somber stream]

Is quite alright

We have this

[little marten]

WAIT

I JUST GOT

SWEET TALKED

[somber stream]

🫃

Oh?

[little marten]

some extraction rat

i downed him

another rat entered the bucket

[elder merlin]

Were they a bit touched in the head?

[little marten]

i down him

forgot about the first guy

first guy started saying 'good job lets extract' so i thought it was a third guy

and he got away

ive been schmoozed,
hustled,
charmed,
bedazzled,
hornswaggled,
mesmerised,
exploited,
teased,
compelled,
deceived,
captivated,
enthralled

[hazy kestrel]

Bamboozled?

[somber stream]

Bamboozled

[little marten]

BAMBOOZLED HOW COULD I FORGET

i think i have stockholm syndrome

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[elder merlin]

Imagine being @little marten and being this stupid

Not finishing off rats

[little marten]

i want that man to lift me up like a big strong fireman, and follow me home

[twin dirge]

You be killing people at extract, I be bandaging people and dragging them to extract, we are not the same

[somber stream]

There are so many rat in EU right now it's insane

[little marten]

wait he cant follow me if he's holding me

[somber stream]

WHAT WENT WRONG

[little marten]

the rats got hungry

[twin dirge]

Na servers are still mega friendly

[somber stream]

We had peace, even in trio for a few good days

We reached peaked humanity

[little marten]

im a rat

but not an extraction rat

[twin dirge]

Smokin some flora with the fauna

[whole glade]

GUG

[somber stream]

I need to migrate to US server to finish my pod project in peace

[little marten]

let us bring WAR to NA

[tall grove]

@modest flume okay I just need to wait for my brother to finish his HD2 match and then I’ll be able to get on, provided you’re still able to play of course

[sleek harness]

Yall what should a Robotic Hivemind with 2 Empires as Their Vassals That is Having an Economy Crisis and Is Loosing Alot of Money in The Year 2274 do

[little marten]

im complaining about rats

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

Cool

[little marten]

but ive only played night raid all night lol

[sleek harness]

It isn't about me

Is it?

[twin dirge]

It is

You didn't clean up again

[little marten]

the lion doesnt concern himself with the opinion of sheep

[twin dirge]

Got hair clogging the drain

[sleek harness]

Die.

[twin dirge]

JUST CLEAN THE DRAIN BRO

[sleek harness]

Yall responding or not?

I feel like it's becoming worse

[twin dirge]

Explode and die because it would have been in its best financial interest to have done so 3 generations ago

[tall grove]

Have an oiled up thug shaker contest to see who gets to stay alive and who gets culled

[sleek harness]

Good idea

[twin dirge]

Just cull everyone tbh

[little marten]

Guys

[sleek harness]

Bad idea

[twin dirge]

Factory reset

[little marten]

Let’s retire from arc raiders

[twin dirge]

No

[little marten]

And build a life together in enshrouded

[sleek harness]

Darktide

[tall grove]

Nah, you just aren’t enough of a visionary to comprehend it

[little marten]

Never heard of it

[sleek harness]

Yes you do

[sleek harness]

It's that one indie game

[somber stream]

The tide it's.. it's..

[sleek harness]

Where you go killing

Things

With melee

[little marten]

Actually I got to havoc 20

So I want to push that tomorrow

[twin dirge]

I wanna play enshrouded so bad

[little marten]

Way of the water on Monday

[tall grove]

It only gets worse from here lmao

[low hemlock]

D A R K

[little marten]

I’ll be fishing

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

After I got my mojo back I came to realise the difficulty is in fact the players

[twin dirge]

Vore tag is wild

[sleek harness]

I been playing Stellaris for 3 hours

I lost the comprehension of time

Help

[twin dirge]

Remember chat, everything is meta in heresy

[tall grove]

Well yeah that and the bullshit modifiers. Encroaching garden AND rotten armour

[twin dirge]

[little marten]

I love rotten armour

[twin dirge]

Same

[tall grove]

You won’t when that crusher tanks a krak grenade

[little marten]

Send the rotten conga at me

I stand my ground or die

[tall grove]

And so do thee other twenty

[little marten]

Normally die

[sleek harness]

Even level 100 gray knife with no range option?

[keen moon]

any personnel caught recovering stolen rations will hereby be escorted to the 🇵 enis explosion chamber

[little marten]

I think if I was a Darktide character I’d probably be a trapper

[somber stream]

Oh i remember when we used to tide that event

[sleek harness]

#ogryn-class

There they are

Get em

[tall grove]

Shut up mate we poison poor people in this bitch

[jaunty path]

Don't stand your ground against rot armor

fallback

[little marten]

STAND.

[jaunty path]

and die

[little marten]

How can you complete the level if you go backwards?!?

[misty trench]

I'd be the medicae servitor watching the ogryn use all 4 charges on chip damage

[keen moon]

[jaunty path]

visible brown tears:

[little marten]

The dialogue makes so much sense now

[tall grove]

That’s the neat part, you don’t

[sleek harness]

If I was in Darktide I would be

Uhhhh

No I am not a rat in Darktide

[astral laurel]

Most of you would be poxwalkers

[ocean widget]

if i was a darktide character i'd be dead

[sleek harness]

Truly

Unskilled male

[misty trench]

nah you'd be doing great, I read an article recently talking about how beans are incredibly healthy

[little marten]

I want to be consumed by the throng, to not know where one heretic begins and another ends. Let the dark tide wash over me, it’s fetid wake not cleaning, no, but engulfing me in writhing pestilence. Allow me to cry havoc, before the deluge consumes it all.

[ocean widget]

motherfucker how much firearms training do you think i have

[tall grove]

If I was a darktide character I’d be one of those door servitors

[sleek harness]

None, but still you would be probably a hiveworld citizen

On the lower class

[astral laurel]

I'd be the guy behind Melk having to listen to him yell at rejects every day.

[ocean widget]

still higher than you fortunately

[ocean widget]

thats a servitor cyrus

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

You’d be a mould vat scrubber

And accidentally fall in

[sleek harness]

I would be a flying skull helping an random Adeptus Mechanicus

[little marten]

Quite an esteemed life you picture for yourself

[low hemlock]

V - Voracious
O - Opulent
R - Radical
E - Earthy-Guy

[tall grove]

Maybe even mommy hadron 🥵

[twin dirge]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[tall grove]

No.

[sleek harness]

I am not into 1000 year old woman

[twin dirge]

Id be a suicide servitor with minimal brain function

[astral laurel]

I have no idea why Hadron is everyone's desire when COMMODORE HALLOWETTE IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE

[little marten]

I’d have a pet pox hound called Jenny and we’d go on crazy adventures together

[twin dirge]

[tall grove]

She’s only like four hundred

[astral laurel]

Or Sister Prine, even

[sleek harness]

Same thing

Old as dust

[little marten]

I think it’s time this foot slipped into his socks 😻

[tall grove]

“Please…may I touch you? I wish to share your blessing” actual dialogue

[twin dirge]

If that dust has movement

[little marten]

If u know u know

[astral laurel]

She's very kind

[tall grove]

Just because the wrapper is crinkled doesn’t mean the candy tastes bad

[low hemlock]

I am✨

The Wrinkler the Raisin‼️‼️
The Sweeter the Fruit‼️‼️

[astral laurel]

HEll

[little marten]

Is moisture heresy?

[astral laurel]

Even Masosi is kinda neat

[tall grove]

Yes. Water belongs to the nobility

[jaunty path]

should I send my dad an onion video

[tall grove]

Nah her ugly ass helmet ruins it

[little marten]

If he likes them, yes

[sleek harness]

"Just because this sandwich has fungus doesn't mean it can't be eaten"
"Dude Robert died of a stomach fail after eating that"

[jaunty path]

I wanna test if he can tell if its a joke or not

[low hemlock]

she a pilot she gotta wear it pal

[tall grove]

wtf is Blud waffling about 😭 🙏

[sleek harness]

I am showing a example

[little marten]

Is it a video of an onion?

[tall grove]

Too bad it ruins any attraction I may have had for her

[sleek harness]

Never saw thoses caption memes?

Or are you too old for that?

[little marten]

I’d be thrilled if someone sent me a video of an onion I love onions

[tall grove]

No, you’re just saying random, unrelated shit

[sleek harness]

Proof?

[little marten]

I think my favourite is shallots, which I know is a pretentious answer but they’re just so versatile

[astral laurel]

ramps

[tall grove]

No.

[low hemlock]

Yeah cuz that dude had a weak ah immune system

I can tank it💢

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[tall grove]

I don’t need proof

[astral laurel]

Ramps are very rare but VERY good onions

[jaunty path]

More like a satirical news channel

[little marten]

Ohhh that onion

[tall grove]

Nah I don’t need proof. Everything I say is objectively true

[twin dirge]

Crazy take, I fuckin hate onions

[jaunty path]

Its ACTUALLY satire unlike the rest

[little marten]

Imma see myself out

[twin dirge]

I can only eat them cooked into food

[zinc marsh]

... bruv-

[sleek harness]

Dude relax no need to repeat yourself

[vague elm]

Auric I may finally feel your sweet embrace

[jaunty path]

well whos eating them raw

[little marten]

Well yeah only barbarians eat raw onions lmao

[sleek harness]

Whats the problem?

[little marten]

Actually

[astral laurel]

There's also Beaverton for Canadian specific satirical news

[zinc marsh]

Did you think they were talking about people eating onions like they're apples?

[little marten]

Raw red onion and scallion is based

Raw white onion on a burger is based too

[twin dirge]

So I have a friend, and also, y'all never had onions on a burger?

[low hemlock]

Me don’t care how old ✨SugarMommaHadron✨ is
@sleek harness

Me will still Support & Love Hadron till Empera falls off his chair

[sleek harness]

Die.

[vague elm]

Raw reds when they grow just right are so sweet its amazing

[twin dirge]

I have a friend ok?

[astral laurel]

I have to chop onions up to eat them, I can't do onion rings :<

[little marten]

Love a cold corn salsa with red onion mmmmm

[twin dirge]

Onion rings are gross

[low hemlock]

Jokes on you RAT-MAN me already been died

[astral laurel]

I also have to cut up my spaghetti

[sleek harness]

Okay thanks

[little marten]

Red onion adds a nice bitterness to curry too

[sleek harness]

Made my job much easier

[tall grove]

…what? What’s the point then?

[vague elm]

No such thing as nice bitterness

[jaunty path]

Are you guys hyped for new skibidi toilet

[zinc marsh]

Oh i'm not judging you or them, Onions taste great

Its just odd to judge first to the idea of people just eating onions when we have The Onion™

[sleek harness]

Its dead

[little marten]

This is actually a top level IQ take but you’ll get blasted for it

[somber stream]

This is a sign

For fried onion rings

[twin dirge]

I like getting as much spaghet as I can on my fork and trying to shove it in my mouth hole

[astral laurel]

I have half a tongue and only 75% of my molars due to illness. Chewing long, stringy things is difficult for me :<

[low hemlock]

not on my watch u dont