general-chat

[ripe tangle]

Missus

[jaunty path]

hi lucia

[stray yoke]

im forced to play heresy? what you mean?

[hard crane]

yea hydration is bad you shouldnt do it

[ripe tangle]

[split mauve]

to unlock difficulties you have to play lower difficulties first no?

[ocean widget]

difficulty update fucked people who havent unlocked all the difficulties pre-difficulty update

[stray yoke]

ive no clue I just hit play

[hard crane]

yea 5 of each

[little marten]

She is

[ocean widget]

unfortunately yes
it was an abysmal change

[jaunty path]

I'm not an alocholic by any means, but. I don't like my emotions obscured like this.

[split mauve]

which is absolutely stupid btw

[ocean widget]

did it get changed?

i could've sworn it was 10

[little marten]

Be a happy drunk

[hard crane]

10 was just damnation to auric

[little marten]

Or don’t drink

[hard crane]

others were 5

[ocean widget]

huh

strange

[ripe tangle]

Excuse you, the God Emperor is male.

[jaunty path]

I'm not a happy drunk!

[ocean widget]

become british @jaunty path

problem solved

[split mauve]

when arbites came out, you had poor new players having to play with people speedrunning low difficulties to play with arbites

[hard crane]

be an angry drunk then

[little marten]

Goddess 🧠

[jaunty path]

I would, maybe.

[little marten]

How’s the sickness Lucia

[jaunty path]

but yeah like

I like the taste

[ripe tangle]

I’m constantly fatigued

[jaunty path]

this feeling in my head

is not welcomed rn

[ocean widget]

drink lower % alcohol then

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

Or just

[little marten]

That sucks 🙁 but you’re closer to the end than the start

[jaunty path]

not drink.

[ripe tangle]

True

[ocean widget]

yeah but then you lose the taste

[worn quail]

Depends on the context, usually a happy drunk

[ocean widget]

so the middle is drink lower %

[worn quail]

Just don't leave me by myself

[delicate vapor]

zzzz

[worn quail]

[ocean widget]

oh yeah @elder merlin

[blissful kiln]

alcohol bad

[ocean widget]

do u have wonderlands installed

[little marten]

I think drinking and using the internet is a bad idea altogether

[elder merlin]

Nope

[ocean widget]

shit

[jaunty path]

I think I'm going to not drink for the rest of the month.

[jaunty path]

wdym its always a good idea.

[elder merlin]

Can download it tonight

[ocean widget]

sick
if u wanna play it i have it installed

[jaunty path]

I really do not want this to become a habit.

[ripe tangle]

I keep coughing and globs of solidified mucus keep coming, it’s gross.

and also painful

[little marten]

My god won 😈

[elder merlin]

Take the warp curse back, @little marten

[ocean widget]

drink water

[little marten]

I could heal Lucia

[ripe tangle]

water good

[ocean widget]

dont pull a sid, drink water

[jaunty path]

Have you tried gargling salt water.

[ripe tangle]

No

I do drink hot water though

It sorta helps

[little marten]

Lemon and honey

[elder merlin]

I cant say what i wanna say without gettin a timeout

Probably

[little marten]

Fresh lemon tho

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

I hope you improve sometime lucia. push through the best you can and like

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been using lemon juice and honey c:

it helps alot actually

[little marten]

It will work 🙏

[jaunty path]

don't let The Thoughts™ get over you too much

There's people who love and care about you

[fathom fulcrum]

I hear the sounds of Nurgle

[little marten]

I’ll have a word with papa see if he can fix you up

[jaunty path]

nurgle is the CEO of Diseases

I'm not sure if he'd heal lucia

[ripe tangle]

You do that and I’ll do something blasphemous to your English mind

[ocean widget]

paul, i know what you're gonna say
no it wont work

[ripe tangle]

I may even eat Fish and Chips with a fork and knife

[jaunty path]

When he literally has the goddess of healing in a cage.

[little marten]

Why did you say fork before knife

[ripe tangle]

I already fo that

[little marten]

That’s horrifying actually

[jaunty path]

Because fork should be in your left hand

[little marten]

I do eat left handed actually

[ocean widget]

you do realise people already do that right

like we dont pick the fish up with our hand

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, I do that.

[jaunty path]

fries and a fork isn't bad.

[little marten]

Lmao you eat cod like a hotdog

[ripe tangle]

I don’t like greasy fingers nor do I want my fingers affecting the fish

[jaunty path]

Honestly like. I'm afraid to admit to my faults because I'm afraid to be criticized and I do not take criticism well I'm very sensitive.

[low hemlock]

Now Sister eat Pizza with Fork & Knife

Truly most eloquent experience

[ocean widget]

holy shit lucia eats fish like a pigeon

[ripe tangle]

I already do that too

[low hemlock]

Epic

[little marten]

I kinda rate people that eat pizza with cutlery tbf

Changes the dynamic

[jaunty path]

I'm

going to miss

being alone tbh

[little marten]

I don’t like people who put ketchup on it

[jaunty path]

I like not being bothered by my parents.

[signal mason]

tbf chicago pizza is probably better eaten with a f&k

[jaunty path]

Okay

[low hemlock]

or that green stuff……vegetablez

[little marten]

One day we will all miss being bothered

[jaunty path]

Kill people who put Ketchup on pizza

[ripe tangle]

I also once ate Shawarma with a fork and knife in front of my Arab friend and apparently that was a sin lmao

[ocean widget]

what in the actual fuck

[jaunty path]

Rightfully so

Crazyass.

[ripe tangle]

I use cutlery for everything 😐

[low hemlock]

MEAT LOVERS PIZZA is #1 Pizza of all time‼️‼️‼️‼️

[little marten]

Lucia carries around a custom knife and fork in a glasses case

[jaunty path]

BEYOND haram lucia.

[ocean widget]

what is wrong with you

[ripe tangle]

Nothing

[ocean widget]

now im just imagining lucia bringing silverware to a maccies

[jaunty path]

Even Pizza? Are you not a fan of grease on your hands

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-are-you-sure-gif-5783187

[jaunty path]

I'm the same but its not sensory

[ripe tangle]

Especially pizza

[jaunty path]

though

[ripe tangle]

also correct

I don’t like greasy fingers

[little marten]

Do you pick your nose tho?

[jaunty path]

I absolutely cannot touch anything besides my drink that I will be throwing away after

[ripe tangle]

No

[little marten]

🤔

[low hemlock]

That extra grease Ah~

just hits different

[jaunty path]

Lucia

what is

ur favorite pizza topping

[ripe tangle]

believe it or not, Anchovies.

[jaunty path]

I like plain and used to get half uhh what is it called again

uh

buffalo wing pizza

it was yummers

[little marten]

Me staring at the cheese in the fridge at 3am

[jaunty path]

but I have always been a plain maxxer.

[ripe tangle]

I also sometimes like plain cheese pizza, especially if it’s NY style

[jaunty path]

Real

I only eat ny style pizza

[little marten]

What is that

[jaunty path]

flat pizza

[ripe tangle]

wide and thin and flat

[little marten]

Oh ok

[ocean widget]

all pizza is flat missus

[jaunty path]

Or

as I call it

normalpizza

[jaunty path]

Your mom is flat

[little marten]

Yeah I prefer that type of pizza too

Thick crust is too much

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never actually had a Deep Dish before

[jaunty path]

same

[ripe tangle]

I’ve had thin crust or tavern style though

[formal mortar]

Spinach and artichoke is a good pizza combo

[tall grove]

It’s pretty good

[ocean widget]

the fact it sounds like you guys have never had cheese stuffed crusts is heresy

[ripe tangle]

I’ve only ever had that from Pizza Hut

[ocean widget]

awful

[ripe tangle]

or was it Dominoes?

[little marten]

Stuff crust is fucking whack

[ocean widget]

not all of us are depressed vegetarians sid

[hazy kestrel]

You hate him because he speaks the truth.

[formal mortar]

Stuff crust is meh

[little marten]

What about that shit where they put Weinbers in the crust

Wieners

[ocean widget]

found the 2nd depressed vegetarian

[ripe tangle]

I’m not really a fan of Pizza Hut or Dominoes, I don’t like the cornmeal they put on their pizzas.

[formal mortar]

Also like a taco pizza

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I am depressed. Not a vegetarian though.

[ocean widget]

debatable

[ocean widget]

its aight

[hazy kestrel]

So you were half right

[ripe tangle]

George W Bush’s favorite food was apparently “Hamburger Pizza”

[little marten]

Bet you slurp em out

[ocean widget]

thats just you nurgle

[ripe tangle]

what exactly goes on a Hamburger Pizza idk

[formal mortar]

Hamburger pizza is okay, but not great imo

[ripe tangle]

is it literally just beef?

[little marten]

Did you just hit me with the “I know you are but what am I”

[ocean widget]

yeah

[ocean widget]

no im just letting you know its only you and likely missus that do that

[formal mortar]

Its beef, cheese, onion, maybe tomato, like a cheeseburger

[ripe tangle]

That actually doesn’t sound too bad

[little marten]

I made a nice pan sauce the other day and licked the plate clean lmao

[broken cave]

watched the guillermo del toro pinocchio and they killed a guy on screen

[little marten]

That felt like a low Ngl

[formal mortar]

It isn't bad, but it's like ok

Also jalapeño popper pizza is fire

[little marten]

I got some mince pies on the way home

[broken cave]

it's really funny considering the other deaths were cut away from and just had an object related to the character come into view

[hazy kestrel]

Is that the movie rendition with a really short Benito Mussolini?

[ripe tangle]

Mussolini was actually like 5’5 so it’s accurate

[formal mortar]

I haven't seen the movie yet and am planning to see it

[broken cave]

yea it's the one with the mussolini that looks like the fucked up guy from vinny's gta san andreas corruptions

[ripe tangle]

also I liked that version of Pinnochio

it was better than the Disney version that came out around the same time

[broken cave]

i can't remember the exxact video but i know that it was the one where vinny said the corruptions looked like dick tracy villains

[little marten]

Can pinnochio lie to himself

[wicked pike]

A true American

[formal mortar]

Unsure if he has enough thought to do that

[wicked pike]

Anything is possible when your faith in the Emperor is strong

[broken cave]

the real reason why his nose grew when he said "I am a real boy" is not because he's not a person, but because he's actually a girl

[wicked pike]

That's like page 3 of the Infantryman's Primer

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

i think it grew because nobody wood think the trees still alive

[wicked sentinel]

Lol Pinocchio does have a lot of female voice actors

[elder merlin]

Heretic

[ripe tangle]

How am I a Heretic?

[wicked pike]

Maybe the real heretics were the friends we made along the way

[blissful kiln]

kids are often voiced by women in media

[wicked pike]

So, you know. Gotta kill em now. Bit of a bummer, really.

[elder merlin]

Im surprised the italians havent found you and cut your hands off yet

[formal mortar]

Just found out there is a patrick star voice mod for cyberpunk

[ripe tangle]

they probably would get mad if they saw me eat pizza lol

[ocean widget]

patrick bateman or star

[wicked pike]

No, this is Patrick

Is it the talking gun?

[ocean widget]

found a spongebob one and a patrick bateman but not a patrick star

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[jaunty path]

twinkle twinkle patrick star

[formal mortar]

Nah it makes V sound like patrick

[ocean widget]

no its an ai voice of them both voicing V

[wicked pike]

Boring

[ocean widget]

hello sue

[elder merlin]

Should made Jackie sound like him, but still with the accent

[jaunty path]

Whos sister midnight

does she like

only do things at midnight

because she procrastinates

[formal mortar]

Im finding it funny either way

[blissful kiln]

Mira

Sue is a shard of rogue AI MiraGPT. She is in agony after their separation and longs for their reunion, that will never come.

[wicked pike]

That's kind of sad

[fallow dock]

I remember there was some stamina stat bug on curios, was that ever fixed?

[little marten]

When was the last time you nerve when the make happen but how then did why it where the other

[formal mortar]

Tuesday

[little marten]

Damn that’s been a while

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[little marten]

Hope you get it soon brother

[formal mortar]

Thank

[wicked pike]

Probably for the best

[little marten]

🫡

So you think it’s too late to get into Taylor Swift?

[formal mortar]

Someone else beat you to her

[wicked pike]

Probably not but I'd wait for the book

[formal mortar]

I am unsure if I want to play a game, im exhausted

[little marten]

Maybe relax and see how you feel after relaxing for a bit

[formal mortar]

Been laying down on my floor for an hour watching my gf repot plants

[little marten]

How’s she doing?

[formal mortar]

Great

She landed a new job and is starting her new plant seeds

[ocean widget]

fuck no

[little marten]

Oh nice hope it goes well for her

[formal mortar]

Yeah she seems excited, and thanks

[jaunty path]

I think somehow I feel better.

but it hasn't been long

whatever.

[formal mortar]

Glad you feel better

[jaunty path]

It takes like

6 hours for alochol to leave your system

[vapid bridge]

has anyone figured out how to set up split tunneling for darktide?

[formal mortar]

Oh alcohol? Yeah gotta flush it out with water and piss like crazy

[little marten]

Doesn’t mean you’ll be fully pissed for the entire length

[jaunty path]

and I had just one glass of baileys made with rum that lost a lot of its potency it seems.

[jaunty path]

Wasn't pissed just disappointed in myself I think!!

[little marten]

Why!

?

It’s actually quite chilly it might be double dressing gown time

[formal mortar]

It might snow here tonight

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

All the best for her

[little marten]

Rough

[hazy kestrel]

I gotta tell you guys, nothing can possibly be better than a baguette sandwich with mayo, chilled salmon, and gruyère cheese.

If only I had tomato slices right now.

[little marten]

That does sound pretty tasty

Minus the tomato

[hazy kestrel]

It needs a nice crunch added to it. Alas, I’m out of peppers too.

[ocean widget]

brie
bacon
cranberry
done

[formal mortar]

Dunno, most I've seen is that it might work if you exclude both the launcher and the dt executables

[little marten]

That’s a top tier sandwich

All time best is tuna sweetcorn tho

[ocean widget]

debatable

not ATB but pretty decent

[little marten]

Actually leftover Turkey stuffing and salad cream from Christmas is the best

But seasonal so can’t be THE best

[hazy kestrel]

I love me some bacon/cheese potato holiday leftovers with some homemade red salsa.

[jaunty path]

Eh. Just for drinking in general.

[languid hazel]

Blorf :3

[ripe tangle]

at my house growing up we usually had ham for christmas

Turkey was for Thanksgiving

[hazy kestrel]

You have to live it up sometimes pal. Nothing wrong with drinking in moderation.

[ripe tangle]

ans yes I know Thanksgiving is just American and Canadian

[jaunty path]

I don't think I'm very big on ham

[jaunty path]

yea but I drank yesterday too

And this is my only glass I had today..

and theres no more

so yay

[hazy kestrel]

Now, I don’t drink because I’m boring, and probably because I haven’t found something I like yet.

[jaunty path]

I don't think I'm going to to anything today..but i definitely can

I'll do just one thing, to make myself feel better.

Probably doodle

and take a shower

[little marten]

I’d prefer ham tbh Turkey is only good for sandwiches

[fair bridge]

man

that's it that's all i got

[little marten]

I think one glass of drink will be ok lol, especially with a youthful metabolism to alcohol

[ripe tangle]

Either way you have food that’ll last you well into the New Year lol

[little marten]

Don’t underestimate how quickly I can clear Christmas leftovers

[fair bridge]

the wolf.......... among.......us ?

[little marten]

We don’t have thanksgiving tho

[whole glade]

me playing ogyn

[ripe tangle]

I know you don’t, it’s actually something that goes into our history rather than yours

[jaunty path]

turkey isn't that good honestly.

[little marten]

I just meant incase that’s what you meant about the leftovers

[ripe tangle]

That being said, any day where you gather the family and eat is usually nice

[little marten]

Every year I ask to make something to bring to add to the table and I’m denied

[formal mortar]

My only job on Thanksgiving is to eat

[jaunty path]

S

a

[ripe tangle]

I make stuff and bring it anyway

[jaunty path]

sometimesIlike

I like

wonder if I'll ever make enough money to survive when I get a job

[ripe tangle]

always a side though

never bring a main course, that can be insulting to the host

[jaunty path]

maybe its because I really want to work towards just living on my own because I really want to get away from my parents.

[ocean widget]

make potato salad

[ocean widget]

you might
just gotta hope n pray in todays housing market

[little marten]

Potato salad lmao

[jaunty path]

I'm getting an apartment

not any house.

[little marten]

I fucking love potato salad tbf

[little marten]

Oh I wouldn’t bring a main

[ocean widget]

same

memes about everyone making it tho

[little marten]

I leave potato salad to the women 😈

[hazy kestrel]

Make a dessert of some kind. If they deny you, then they only have themselves to blame for not being able to taste your dessert offering.

[little marten]

(My family is 90% women)

[ripe tangle]

I often bring a simple pasta dish that works as a good side

[formal mortar]

Made a smoked turkey one year, that was good

[ocean widget]

you've got 9 female relatives?

[ripe tangle]

maybe finger sandwiches or something like that too

[whole glade]

i need a big ass hammer for ogryn

[little marten]

Nan, aunt, mum, sister, cousin, great aunt

[whole glade]

idgaf

I want a thor build

[ocean widget]

why would you do that to the sandwiches

[ocean widget]

damn you shit at maths

[ripe tangle]

I love forcing people to eat fingers

I usually cut them off of homeless people

[formal mortar]

Knuckles sammiches

[little marten]

I wasn’t trying to add up to 9 u melt

9 is my favourite number actually

[ocean widget]

each woman is 14%, noticeably bigger than 10%

[little marten]

Little Nurgle gamer lore for you

[ocean widget]

oh no bro

[formal mortar]

Is it because you can do the finger trick to count your 9s

[little marten]

There are no dads, grandads or uncles in this mix

[dreamy shuttle]

Bro

[little marten]

I have one male cousin that is it

[ripe tangle]

How do you get on with the one male cousin?

[ocean widget]

thats only 9 people then

[little marten]

Thick as thieves as kids but we grew apart, partly because I’m very bad at maintaining relationship, I assume everyone resumes as they do when they meet but I can’t do the digital contact in between

We ok

[dreamy shuttle]

Best way to be friends with another human being, is gifting them a set of LEGO pieces. And assembling them together.

[little marten]

But I wish it was closer tbh

[ripe tangle]

it’s never too late to get closer

[little marten]

I have been trying

[ocean widget]

i mean
it is when graverobbing comes into play

[ripe tangle]

might be a bit awkward to start but if intentions are good that’s usually something that can be worked out

[ocean widget]

ask em what they like n shit

[little marten]

He’s a copper

[ocean widget]

oh

ew

[formal mortar]

Maintaining relationships with relatives can be a task if you aren't actively seeing each other

[ocean widget]

fuckin hell

[little marten]

I recently started a email thing with my great aunt who I’d never gotten on with and we bonded over writing

[formal mortar]

Thats cool

[little marten]

She’s a poet so shares some stuff with me

Wrote me a poem for my 30th and I sent her some of my writing

But I’m so bad at emailing it takes me weeks to reply

[ripe tangle]

I have a cousin who’s only 10 minutes from me and although I get along with her we’re not particularly close so I never think of a “reason” to go visit, even if there doesn’t need to be a reason, I feel like dropping in without a reason makes it weird.

yaknow what I mean right?

[little marten]

I think it’s easy to blame ourselves but the other party is as guilty

[ocean widget]

yeah
aint shit to talk about

[formal mortar]

I typically just show up at the front door even with no reason other than to stop by

[little marten]

I have no contact with cousins and uncles on my dads side of the family, they just stopped talking to us out of the blue like a decade ago

From what I’ve heard things not so great for them lol

And as much as I’d like to share why that would very much break TOS

[little marten]

That’s wild behaviour

But admirable af

[formal mortar]

They all always want to hang out with me but im usually not available

[little marten]

I’d be flattered but also not answer the door while waiting for you to leave on the ring doorbell

[formal mortar]

Ill let myself in

[little marten]

Shit..

[formal mortar]

Got keys to all the places

[ocean widget]

was one of them a nonce

[formal mortar]

Im the only one that does tho

[little marten]

More or less

[fair bridge]

the anvil is so fucking good

[little marten]

And tried to bite my cousins nose off

[ocean widget]

i'd say hes a bit old for that but yknow

[fair bridge]

i need to find a suppressor

[little marten]

Wasn’t family it was one of their baby daddies

[ocean widget]

jesus fuck

[little marten]

150 fabric I’ll trade you one

Actually I haven’t been on the pc all day lemme remedy that

[ripe tangle]

Sid is apparently the menacing relative

[formal mortar]

Nah im not

[ripe tangle]

all things considered I respect it though

[formal mortar]

We have relatives that we have to kick to the curb

[ripe tangle]

if my cousin showed up at my door without calling or texting beforehand my first assumption would be that someone died

[formal mortar]

Thats fair

My cousins just know that I decided to see them

[little marten]

You could always message them and say like “yo waddap we don’t hang much let’s hang”

[formal mortar]

Nah that's no fun

[ebon bone]

greetings

[little marten]

I meant Lucia

I expect you to already be in their house Sid

[formal mortar]

Plus I dont think about those things, I tend to just get hit out of the blue to go over

[little marten]

Terrifying but wholesome

A good example perhaps

[formal mortar]

My phone is dying so 👋

[little marten]

Spaceport calls

[ocean widget]

who tf gets hit up out of the blue

[little marten]

PPI insurance scammers

[whole glade]

twizzlers goog

[pseudo timber]

Twazzler

[verbal panther]

arnt they showing something on the 11th for darktide?

[pseudo timber]

New class

Hopefully that means more synergy

[ocean widget]

nope

just a mandela effect

[hasty sky]

nothing will happen on nov 11

[pseudo timber]

Nothing ever happens

[somber stream]

You happened

[pseudo timber]

As do we all

[lavish bane]

Does anyone have the 5060 Ti here? Can you tell me if it can reach more than 100 fps on ultra settings at 2K?

[round mica]

yes im here yes it can

[little marten]

buried city is the worst for extraction rats

[tidal gyro]

which is most bad gun ever?

[elder merlin]

And then the new class was just loner 2.0

[elder merlin]

Depends, i once extracted just fine with 5 people

[ocean widget]

just bring 5 people with LMGs

[little marten]

shit thats where im going wrong

[ocean widget]

aint nothing a rat can do against 6 magdumping LMGs

[jaunty path]

Are drukari the good guys

[somber stream]

My cats are demolishing me with all the zooming

Why are they like this

[ocean widget]

paul

give licht tips for being old

[little marten]

paul has been alive for 50 winters

[somber stream]

How does being old have anything to do with cats

[ocean widget]

your cats are fast

due to you being old

you are slow

and they are demolishing you

shrimple

[somber stream]

I’m literally laying in my bed motherfucker

[ocean widget]

damn you're older than i thought

fuckin senile still in bed

[somber stream]

Whuh

Best strat in this scenario is to cover oneself’s with a blanket and hope the storm dies out

[jaunty path]

Licht is

so old

hes ancient

[whole glade]

imagine

[little marten]

js layin in bed rn cant sleep wuu2 xx?

[twin flower]

thonking

morning folks

[jaunty path]

@sleek harness https://store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/BRAZILIAN_DRUG_DEALER_3_I_OPENED_A_PORTAL_TO_HELL_IN_THE_FAVELA_TRYING_TO_REVIVE_MIT_AIA_I_NEED_TO_CLOSE_IT/ Do you feel seen

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

im actually

almost poor on arc raiders

its been so rough raids lately

[jaunty path]

why

[ocean widget]

run free kits

[jaunty path]

nurgle gamer

how old are you again

[ocean widget]

check his username

[jaunty path]

oh

he's really old

[sleek harness]

Because that is just drug dealing

Its not enough

[jaunty path]

:(.

but

Brazlian drugdealer

[somber stream]

Operation blanket cover failed, it appears they can still inflict physical damage on you by stepping on your face

[sleek harness]

I Brazilian

[jaunty path]

mf.

If you say

brasilian

I'm gonna

find you

[sleek harness]

Where did you get that I am Brazilian?

[jaunty path]

buddy

[somber stream]

Lets migrate to US and murder people there

lucia said it’s safe most of the time

[jaunty path]

_ _

[little marten]

might have to

[somber stream]

Need a US host

[sleek harness]

Your point?

[jaunty path]

YOU SAID YOU ARE BRAZILIAN

[whole glade]

gug

[jaunty path]

YOU ARE BRAZILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleek harness]

I didn't

[jaunty path]

YOU ARE BRAZILIAN!!!!!!!!

[jaunty path]

_ _

[whole glade]

3FS UPLOAD

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

lmao

[inland mantle]

in 4k no less 😔

[jaunty path]

ur brazilian

don lie 2 me

[sleek harness]

I am not

[jaunty path]

YOU ARE

[sleek harness]

Green I am Brazilian?

[jaunty path]

I have

[sleek harness]

@inland mantle

[jaunty path]

a brazilian friend

[whole glade]

I LOVE THAT FUCKASS CAT

[jaunty path]

I will ask them if you are brazilian

[inland mantle]

Hmmmm

[sleek harness]

I am Brazilian?

[inland mantle]

Youre a New York rat if I've ever seen one

[jaunty path]

Buddy.

[sleek harness]

Wrong

[inland mantle]

False

dont lie

[jaunty path]

Dude

I genuinely should be allowed to peel off the skin of people I do not like

[inland mantle]

Whos stopping you

[sleek harness]

You don't like me?

[jaunty path]

Oh no I do like you I just HATE YOU

You are Brazilian.

[sleek harness]

Why?

Because I said I am Brazilian?

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

And you really are confuse about it?

Like

[twin flower]

Why so obsessed about his ethnicity tho

[jaunty path]

Why not

[sleek harness]

We been here for 5 minutes

[inland mantle]

Well

[sleek harness]

And you still don't understand

[inland mantle]

It is a Wh server

[sleek harness]

I am Brazilian

[jaunty path]

HE IS

YOU FINALLY ADMIT

You are Brazilian..

Atonement I am not sure about.

[sleek harness]

But I awalys have been

[inland mantle]

[sleek harness]

You were confuse about it

I kept telling you

[jaunty path]

Pulls off your skin.

[sleek harness]

I am Brazilian

[jaunty path]

e

[little marten]

ratatatat

ok i finally extracted

love the amazing key rooms

2 toros!!!!

[little marten]

toro is actually a based anti rat weapon

fire one off at a corner camper and he goes scurrying up like 5 floors

[granite jetty]

How many is a Brazilian

[inland mantle]

Atleast 2

[ocean widget]

not according to their economy

[sleek harness]

A Brazilian is 4 times a American

[jaunty path]

I can pay off a good bit of my friends rent with 50 dollars

I'm pretty sure.

[sleek harness]

Dude that's like 200 reais

[jaunty path]

According to my friend...Brazil is a bit of a mess.

[sleek harness]

And you giving them to your friend?

What a waste

Donate to the poor

[ocean widget]

50 quid is 350 real

[little marten]

Let’s all move to Brazil

[ocean widget]

no

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[sleek harness]

Br*tish

[twin flower]

Whats in brazil

[ocean widget]

crime

[sleek harness]

Jesus

[little marten]

Let’s all except this man move to Brazil

[twin flower]

crime jesus?

welp, am sold

[jaunty path]

When

I get a job

[sleek harness]

Crime Baby

[jaunty path]

I'd like to hand some cash to my friend

expecting none back

[little marten]

Me?

[jaunty path]

she clearly cannot pay it back

nurgle

are you transgender and a brazilian

[little marten]

For the right price

[ocean widget]

i mean nurgles clearly a woman

[twin flower]

Whoa

[ocean widget]

just look at that feminine face

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[twin flower]

Hmmmm

[fathom fulcrum]

but... papa Nurgle..

[twin flower]

I fw it

[little marten]

I’ll be whatever you want me to be and more

[sleek harness]

The beard truly helps him look like a girl

[ocean widget]

exactly

[sleek harness]

I want you gone

Just joking

Unless

[twin flower]

Devious

[little marten]

👉👈

[ocean widget]

you want women gone?

wtf skaven

[fathom fulcrum]

I want Nurglings

[twin flower]

he's about to nurg

[little marten]

With the beauty of advancing science maybe I can make that happen for you in the next ten to fifteen years

[sleek harness]

Don't British people stab people on street?

[jaunty path]

mhm,

[ocean widget]

not as much as real life GTA as its been called

[little marten]

It’s a club really

[twin flower]

Wheres real life gta

[ocean widget]

brazil

[little marten]

Actually we’re having a bit of trouble with psychotic people and knives lately

[twin flower]

kids with knives sound terrifying tho

[ocean widget]

3,398 stabbing deaths in 2023

[twin flower]

Thats fair

[little marten]

Dont Brazil know guns exists smh

[sleek harness]

GTA?

[ocean widget]

would you like to guess how many stabbing deaths happened in the UK in 2023

[jaunty path]

thousand?

[ocean widget]

stealy wheely automobiley

[ocean widget]

lower

[sleek harness]

390201

[little marten]

Imagine me on a beach of Brazil surrounded by big booty goddesses

[jaunty path]

hundred

[ocean widget]

lower

[jaunty path]

millions?

[twin flower]

Thats not lower

[little marten]

My shirt is unbuttoned as I sip a nice pina colada, my three chest hairs proudly on show

[sleek harness]

19560,100

[ocean widget]

it was 31 stabbing deaths missus
not a million

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

Multiply it by 300

[ocean widget]

and you get brazils
good to know

[jaunty path]

Thats pretty close to million dude.

[fathom fulcrum]

do you guys think it would be cool if they added like a swap type thing at the start of Darktide, where you can pick to be Chaos or the good boys, and it would just be like, it's own missions and characters but chaos

[sleek harness]

Wdym I get Brazil

I don't own Brazil

I mean I could

But I don't

[ocean widget]

we cant even get more than a single operations mission

what makes you think that'll ever happen

[fathom fulcrum]

we can dream at least

[sleek harness]

No

[ocean widget]

i could dream of me getting a million quid and that'd be more likely to happen

[sleek harness]

A million squids?

[ocean widget]

GBP

great british pound

[sleek harness]

GPS?

[fathom fulcrum]

but I just want my nurgle..

[ocean widget]

im going to stab you

[little marten]

I’m here boo

[ocean widget]

aint gonna happen

[modest flume]

@tall grove I am ready

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

For about 45 seconds

[modest flume]

@naive creek you too

Time for Havoc

[ocean widget]

ill pay someone in brazil to find and stab you

[fathom fulcrum]

love you to papa nurgle

[sleek harness]

Doubtful

[little marten]

Love you too

[sleek harness]

He is Nurgle Silverhand

You fool

[little marten]

if i went you wouldnt be able to say that anymore

[fathom fulcrum]

Get back to Old world Skaven boy

lol

[little marten]

rekt

[sleek harness]

Wdym went

[little marten]

somewhere

[sleek harness]

What

Are you high?

[little marten]

❌

[jaunty path]

weed edibles

[jaunty path]

would be nice

I turn 21 next year

yay,

How am I 20.

[little marten]

i could never get into edibles

[fathom fulcrum]

just let Nurgle love you

he loves all

[sleek harness]

And here you are, wasting you life on Darktide

[jaunty path]

nurgle is the god of regret and despair

I'm going to like

Kill nurgle

with my army of servitors

[fathom fulcrum]

Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

Ya know

[sleek harness]

Nurgle's bad smell is enough to kill your army

[jaunty path]

nvm later

I wish nurgle was a girl

so I could sniff

[whole glade]

3fs upload and 2 diet mtn dews

helll yeah

[jaunty path]

Skaven

be honest

[fathom fulcrum]

ew

[jaunty path]

girl smell is better

[fathom fulcrum]

get back to slaanesh

[jaunty path]

no

[sleek harness]

You think I even came close to smelling a girl?

[fathom fulcrum]

sounds like a Skaven

[jaunty path]

become girl

and smell urself

ez

[whole glade]

im fem enough to say

[fathom fulcrum]

no no n

[whole glade]

girl smell

is meh

[fathom fulcrum]

just give in to Nurgle

[jaunty path]

no

[whole glade]

guy smell tho

[fathom fulcrum]

Nurgle is the best smell

[sleek harness]

I don't think you know what a female skaven is like

[fathom fulcrum]

does he know

I think not

[jaunty path]

wha r they like

[fathom fulcrum]

you don't want to know

[jaunty path]

Yes I do

[modest flume]

Essentially immobile masses of flesh exclusively used for breeding

[sleek harness]

Stuffed with warpstone and enormous

Imagine a fetished rat

Yeah

[jaunty path]

enormous?

[jaunty path]

Uh

Um

That

sounds bad

[fathom fulcrum]

Skaven just love them fat chicks

[jaunty path]

can I like

see one in person

So I know how bad they are

[modest flume]

You are literally a thing to be passed around

[jaunty path]

That sounds bad

[fathom fulcrum]

WHAT

[twin flower]

eyo

[fathom fulcrum]

I SAW THAT SHIT

[modest flume]

If you do a good job as a warlord and hurt enough surface dwellers? You get one as a reward

[jaunty path]

what

whats wrong

[twin flower]

She freaky like that

[jaunty path]

No I'm not

[twin flower]

Mhm

[modest flume]

Maybe even 2, one for each hand

[fathom fulcrum]

Get back to Slaanesh

[jaunty path]

I'm not a freaky person

[twin flower]

Not according to witnesses

[jaunty path]

Eh

what did I say

I didn't even say anything weird

[fathom fulcrum]

Man this is some Slaaneshi shit if I've ever seen it

[tall grove]

I, unfortunately, am not. It’s my brother’s turn on the PS5 right now. But I should be in two and a half hours. Sorry

[modest flume]

"that's horrible, I have to thoroughly study this to make sure it does not affect me" lookin' ass smh

[twin flower]

Eh, am open minded lmao

[jaunty path]

Yea I need to make sure it doesn't get me

[modest flume]

[jaunty path]

dude just punch him

[fathom fulcrum]

Wait doesn't this mean all Skaven have a fat fetish?

[twin flower]

Used to share a singple PC with my brother also lmao

Good times

somewhat..

[tall grove]

Then he’ll start whining and that’s really, really annoying

[sleek harness]

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Rat_Mother

[modest flume]

It? Well skaven are so numerous they can't be designated with a number so it's already too late for you

[fathom fulcrum]

throw him in a pit

[twin flower]

Whats your age gap with yo bro

[tall grove]

He’ll still start whining

[fathom fulcrum]

Not if he hits the ground first

[tall grove]

About three years I think. He’s younger

[twin flower]

Such a brother thing to do ngl lmao

[fathom fulcrum]

I have a little sister so

I would know

[modest flume]

@naive creek alright well it's up to you, time for Havoc, this is not a request nor up for debate

[jaunty path]

suplex children

[twin flower]

siblings amirite

[jaunty path]

I am a lone child

[twin flower]

actually have a twin so I share the big brother role lmao

[jaunty path]

so I suplex my mother

[inland mantle]

Then 3 it is

[twin flower]

dayum

[jaunty path]

Yeah I'm really strong

shes

mad fat

[twin flower]

dayum?

[fathom fulcrum]

is this why you asked about Brood mothers?

[twin flower]

how fat we talking

[sleek harness]

I think I shouldn't have mentioned about female skavens

[jaunty path]

LOL

[sleek harness]

Why are y'all talking about your fat mothers?

[jaunty path]

Its justme

and I hate my mom so dont worry

[sleek harness]

Oh okay

[ocean widget]

You didnt need to mention them for missus to want to fuck them

[sleek harness]

What

[twin flower]

lmao

[fathom fulcrum]

I'm pretty sure missus wanted to become one

[twin flower]

uhh

[jaunty path]

I ain't say nuffin weird.

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[modest flume]

It's the End Times so she's on the way, dw

[sleek harness]

I am asexual dude

[jaunty path]

A sexual dude?

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

You weird fuck

[ocean widget]

You're a sexual dude?

[little marten]

lmao

[ocean widget]

Fuck you

[twin flower]

She got you there

[little marten]

why the pronouns

[jaunty path]

GET FUCKED DENSE

GET ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

[ocean widget]

Not by you sorry

[fathom fulcrum]

Nuh uh

[sleek harness]

Stealing the Missus jokes

What a shame

[little marten]

woah

[ocean widget]

[fathom fulcrum]

I wish Skaven were in 40k

[jaunty path]

I don't joke about anything

[little marten]

has there been a joke theft?

[ocean widget]

Face the wall

[jaunty path]

I'm serious about everything I say

[fathom fulcrum]

I feel like they could work as a Nurgle type enemy

[twin flower]

Including the one earlier that no one definitely saw?

[sleek harness]

Humans are already the skavens

[twin flower]

Hey I love that show lmao

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget Watch Onzellieg

[twin flower]

Shames its gone

[jaunty path]

fym its gone

[twin flower]

Its gone, donezo, finetto

Discontinued

[jaunty path]

Oh

I thought you meant deleted lmfao

[twin flower]

Naaah, but I wish it kept going tho

[jaunty path]

Yeah that was a one man production

makes sense he stopped

[sleek harness]

Missus why do you need the pronouns on your name

We aren't dense

[jaunty path]

Don't like being misgendered!!!!

[fathom fulcrum]

It's for the blind

[twin flower]

Its for the unassuming

[sleek harness]

I also don't like being called rat

But I live with it

[twin flower]

Heh

Rwat

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-5683568285290773389

[fathom fulcrum]

You're a cheese lover

which is cute

[sleek harness]

I don't like cheese

[jaunty path]

Rodent

[twin flower]

Do you pee on your food like rats do

[sleek harness]

Rodent is more badass

[fathom fulcrum]

Rats piss on their food?

god damn

freaky

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

Extra vitamin C

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah rats piss on their food to set territory

makes sense.

[sleek harness]

What the fuck

[jaunty path]

dude

its one of the normalest things in the animal kingdom

[little marten]

based

[sleek harness]

I AM NOT A RAT

[fathom fulcrum]

Nurgle would be happy

[sleek harness]

I AM A SKAVEN

[jaunty path]

YOU ARE A GODDAMN SKAVEN

[twin flower]

Proud even

[jaunty path]

Skavens are just bigger rats no?

[sleek harness]

No

I actually can walk

[twin flower]

With working thumbs

[sleek harness]

And use things

And have armor

[fathom fulcrum]

and blow things up

[sleek harness]

And kill peope

People

[jaunty path]

The Skaven are a race of humanoid rat-men, who inhabit the caves, tunnels, mines, and sewers of the Warhammer world. They control a vast Under-Empire which reaches from the Southlands to Kislev and from Estalia to the Far East.[2a]

RAT MEN.

[modest flume]

dw Rat, I think Missus just wants to join your ranks

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

YOU ARE A OVERGROWNRODENT.

[sleek harness]

Ratman

Not rat

[fathom fulcrum]

As a brood mother

[jaunty path]

This is like saying humans aren't monkeys

[sleek harness]

You are a human, do you call yourself a monkey?

[jaunty path]

Ye

[sleek harness]

Oh damn

[jaunty path]

oo oo aa aa

[modest flume]

To each their own, y'know

[twin flower]

ooga booga

[modest flume]

Who are we to stop her dreams?

[little marten]

i personally dont believe we came from monkeys

[sleek harness]

Yeah we didn't

We evolved from the siblings of monkeys

[little marten]

blocked

[twin flower]

imbred monkeys

[blissful kiln]

we evolved from weird gay fish

[fathom fulcrum]

"I'm serious about everything I say" - Missus

[sleek harness]

I am not lying tho

[fleet igloo]

Oh, I'm sorry, I'll call them clanratmen instead of clanrats then. Roll-Slides off the tongue much better-best, doesn't it?

[sleek harness]

Who are you

[fathom fulcrum]

Better-best? sounds like you're related

[ripe tangle]

is this Mr Garrison’s version of the Theory of Evolution?

[sleek harness]

But yeah sure

Call me clanratmen

Or not

I prefer not

[twin flower]

how about rat

[fathom fulcrum]

Mole

[sleek harness]

Sure

[sleek harness]

No

[fathom fulcrum]

Naked mole

[fleet igloo]

Great Horned Ratman

[sleek harness]

Moles are already naked dumbass

[ripe tangle]

@blissful kiln https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E2PHvWdUIHg&pp=ygUVbXIgZ2Fycmlzb24gZXZvbHV0aW9u

[sleek harness]

I am not god

[blissful kiln]

that's how it happened, yup

[fleet igloo]

Not calling you a ratman. Ratman is the human term for Skaven and implies you need human characteristics to distinguish you from lowly vermin.

[fathom fulcrum]

just call him... The Gentlemen

[fleet igloo]

Rats look like you, not the other way around

[fathom fulcrum]

that sounds nice

[sleek harness]