general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

I’m being realistic

[tawny gorge]

this dude filtered away the message where i explicitly say its not one

[upper citrus]

ok im going to ask you one question, and im done here, do you consider darktide an extraction shooter? i mean you do what you have to do and you extract, so by your logic, it is then

[upper citrus]

then why even try

[tawny gorge]

you're not gonna tell me what gameplay elements make an extraction shooter one?

[upper citrus]

first of all, it needs pvp

[tawny gorge]

if the answer to my question is another question why should i bother

[upper citrus]

if you dont have pvp, then is just a survival game

[elder merlin]

Im just sayin

[upper citrus]

you need to lose your stuff

[tawny gorge]

i didnt call it an extraction shooter it literally has extraction shooter elements

[hazy kestrel]

I’m just pre-emptively bracing to be disappointed.

[upper citrus]

you cant even extract from helldivers before you even do the objective, like calling helldivers an extraction shooter or "it has elements" is just straight up delulu

[tawny gorge]

woah, like cod?

[upper citrus]

read the next message

[tawny gorge]

ladies and gentlemen

[rare pulsar]

Extraction shooters include pvp and looting for gear.

[upper citrus]

^

[upper citrus]

read the next message man

cod did try to go extraction shooter, with dmz, for the record

[tawny gorge]

im just making fun of you rn

i already said that helldivers isnt one

you keep talking as if i think it is

[upper citrus]

youre making fun of yourself for saying "it has extraction shooters elements"

[elder merlin]

As long as the beastman isnt added, i'll always be disappointed

[tawny gorge]

youre getting orkz son

dont worry

[elder merlin]

Also when they dont add cosmetics for the new classes, Fatshark i will literally give you my life savings to make my classes look cool, just add new cosmetics for the dlc classes already

[upper citrus]

cause screw you paul

thats why

[elder merlin]

Its insane, i've already spent tons of money on this game

[rare pulsar]

No

[elder merlin]

I'll spend more to make my character look cool

[elder merlin]

Thats kinda what it feels like

[rare pulsar]

How dare you mention beastmen in here

Eewwwwww

[elder merlin]

Fuck you, i'll keep bringing it up till the class is added

[upper citrus]

fatshark: that paul dude wants cosmetics, so lets not add it to make him feel bad

[elder merlin]

Why GW introduces and makes mutants only to not do anything with them or just have base humanity hate them is fucking stupid, like, i get it, 40k is basically amplifying all the worse traits of humanity and governance in general. But if im fighting off extinction level events, im taking every fucking soldier i can fight with, i dont give a fuck if they got no eyes or cat ears

Motherfuckers writing in cool shit just to let them fall to the wayside or be killed on sight is so fucking mindnumbingly R worded

[tawny gorge]

okay but what if i'm racist as fuck, and i dont like furries

[elder merlin]

I swear

[tawny gorge]

but im not racist enough to want to kill them all

so i let them live in their own planet

[ocean widget]

well you see

you as a single person arent incompetent

humanity as a whole is incompetent

ergo

blow up terra

no more humanity

problem solved

[elder merlin]

I'd be a whole lot less racist if my ass got saved by a beastman on the battlefield

Lurker

@lavish bluff you cant hide that easily

[twin furnace]

can anyone help me with the 40 stun kills as zealot achievement?

[elder merlin]

LOL that guy dmed me callin me a scammer

And blocked me before i could call him the r word

[ocean widget]

y u callin people a reeces puff

[upper citrus]

scammer

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[twin furnace]

ty

[little marten]

Arc solo lobbies have gone from 80% friendly 20% hostile to 80% hostile 20% friendly

And Ngl I’m all for it

[elder merlin]

Call me a scammer and i'll have choice words for you too, if you're some random

Dude was probably a scammer himself

[little marten]

Oh yeah the r word is a slur now

[elder merlin]

Always was

[tawny gorge]

not really it's a latin word

it wasnt always a slur

[blissful kiln]

in 5 years, the word "idiot" will be a "slur" too

[tawny gorge]

wtf this dude just wrote the i word

[blissful kiln]

and yeah, if you speak french the "r-word" is jsut a normal word xdd

[little marten]

Id**t

[tawny gorge]

you're lucky the authorities aint here to see what you just said

[blissful kiln]

don't say "i'm late" in french

[tawny gorge]

or italian

its a latin word

[blissful kiln]

i don't speak italian so i believe you

[tawny gorge]

i dont speak any language that isnt mongolian throat singing

[ocean widget]

not always

used to be a medical term

[tawny gorge]

do you think that if i mongolian throat sing at the right frequency i can stop all swordfights in the uk from happening ever again

[elder merlin]

Way back when people were pieces of shit?

[ocean widget]

yeah

back when lobotomies were medical practice

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

no

[elder merlin]

Man, i fuckin hate humanity

[tawny gorge]

2013?

[blissful kiln]

no, when it simply meant "slow" in development

look up the etymology

[fierce cave]

Cards against humanity

[shy sandal]

Sometimes i forget that, ngl.

Tbf though, the F slurs is barely a slur in portuguese so is the r slur

Yes, there are multiple F slurs in portuguese

Almost none of them are used in a derogatory term nowadays though

[blissful kiln]

yeah, f word is used freely and often here as well

it's the same as saying "asshole" basically, and there are many variations

it is what it is

i do think that it's probably not a good thing and should be replaced, but that's going to be a long process

even if people don't mean it as a derogatory term for specific people anymore

[shy sandal]

I can remember 4 from my head.

2 of them mean you are very emotional

1 is used by gays to call other gays

1 is used as a general word to refer to someone like "mate" or "bro"

[astral basin]

Extract campers gonna make me go feral istg

[shy sandal]

I am at my most angry when i see a hatless jumpsuit newbie and before i can finish "No need for violence my friend" they already mag dumped the wall I'm using for cover

[upper citrus]

scammer

[shy sandal]

Then when i try to talk to them after i down them, they simply kill themselves as soon as i get close

[elder merlin]

[upper citrus]

whats my word paul

[shy sandal]

I'm less mad they fired at me and more mad they are terrible at it

[stark wadi]

Is anybody up for helping a new Zealot to complete "Just a flesh wound" Penance?

[upper citrus]

no

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[little marten]

meta seems to be hide in a POI for 10 minutes wait to hear someone breaching a box then mag dump them before they can shoot back

which tbh, is annoying af but im not mad at it

everyone was far too friendly for a while

[upper citrus]

meta is go in, loot, and escape

[brazen pelican]

Would you still love me if I was a breached box? :<

[upper citrus]

i be touching all breached boxes

[little marten]

Reply redacted by order of the Inquisition

[brazen pelican]

Ooh, spicy!

[ocean widget]

[little marten]

😼

[shy sandal]

Hit em with the rat attack

[little marten]

If you ain’t shouting don’t shoot from maximum sound radius I’m gunning you down

Amount of times I’ve been ended with my hands in the cookie jar

[tawny gorge]

message for the opps

[little marten]

Your roadman fetish is only growing

[tawny gorge]

fetishes are sexual dont be showing me your corruption

stay pure

[little marten]

Not always

[tawny gorge]

the only fetish i have is a money fetish

||it's still money||

[little marten]

💰

[tawny gorge]

zamn

[shy sandal]

My wifi fucking died, i want to kms

[tawny gorge]

right before extraction?

because you could still get back in

[shy sandal]

Right after i invited my friend to raid with me

[tawny gorge]

i forget you people just talk about random ass games in darktide general without mentioning what game youre playing

[shy sandal]

Now i gotta wait for the chungus technicians to come and fix the shit they fucked up early this morning

[shy sandal]

This is far tamer than the Arc Raiders discord server, so i like it here more

[tawny gorge]

my experience here has been tarnished by 1 person but asside from that i like it here too

[little marten]

🫣

Spill the tea

[tawny gorge]

after i get my nails done

[rare pulsar]

Oh god i dont wanna see the arc raiders dc then💀

[shy sandal]

They put a 2 min cooldown on the chats because people were spamming political takes at 12 am

[rare pulsar]

Ah the usual

[shy sandal]

And the first message i read was about a guy saying

"You're proud of being gay, what's the problem with me being proud of being white?" 💀

[rare pulsar]

In germany they would say:“wird man ja noch sagen dürfen!“😂

[blissful kiln]

In china they would say: "西格玛俄亥俄斯基比迪蛋糕"

[little marten]

I’m happy right here thanks

[dapper trench]

its been too long since i drew a comic

[little marten]

Get drawing then brother

[dapper trench]

yeah

i'm forming it all together now

but dude

i look at my earlier artwork and think is it even worth it

[little marten]

Always.
And you can only improve.

[pseudo timber]

Bwuuuh

Good afternoon tiders

[little marten]

Looking back at old stuff tends to give you revulsion because it means you’ve only gotten better.

[elder merlin]

I mean, yeah, the fuck are we gonna do, talk about darktide?

Gets stale after awhile

I cant play the game AND talk about it constantly, its one or the other here

[tawny gorge]

no the issue was the last part

without mentioning what game youre playing

i talk about other games here too

[hard crane]

oh no it does get mentioned, just it will be 5 hours before you join the conversation regardless of when you open this discord

[little marten]

I love the m4a1

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

remnant 2 is finally 100%ed

now just to get all the items

[delicate fox]

congratulations and godspeed

[dapper trench]

type shit

[ocean widget]

shit

500 bosses in boss rush time, off to hang myself

[neon agate]

Just long, but shouldn't be too bad. Just do like survivor

Then run like a mostly dps build you will melt them fast, but it will def take a while

[ocean widget]

yeah thats what im doin

sucks that its 19 bosses and not 20

[neon agate]

Off by 1

Lol

[elder merlin]

Jeez

[gaunt palm]

I want to play ARC

[elder merlin]

When you burp and just hold your mouth and throat open cause its slowly rising up from your stomach

[gaunt palm]

One issue is I don't have an access to my PC

[thick fog]

Folks I might burst the pox I found

[elder merlin]

Freaky, talk dirty to me some more

[dapper trench]

gay

[elder merlin]

Listen, maybe if you showed some interest in me too

[astral basin]

Yeah no arc put newb chat on a 4 minute cooldown timer earlier
“This isnt a channel for banter”

[dapper trench]

no

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

wot

what else are you fuckin sposed to do there then

[astral basin]

Idk. They wild over there. Almost like theyre tryna do an actual forum rather than a discord

[ocean widget]

im sure that'll go well for them

[tender horizon]

"Oh no, people excitedly talking about our game"

[little marten]

Is this arc discord lol?

Too many people I’d imagine

[sleek harness]

Is it becoming Helldivers Discord Server again?

[ocean widget]

probably

[ocean widget]

looks like it from what people've said

[rocky radish]

if you can't find anyone, sure

[sleek harness]

I looked at their raider-chat

It's... Confusing

Everyone is either complaining or saying that they are cry babies

Theres a guy complaining that people started to shoot first instead of talking

In a pvp game

[feral vessel]

do enemies do extra damage when damaging you from behind oor??

[sleek harness]

No

[elder merlin]

Helldivers or drg discord lol

Drg discord is a shitshow

[sleek harness]

DRG Discord?

I used to be back there

It was fine

And friendly

What happened?

[elder merlin]

I'll never forgive the devs for tacking on pvp

[elder merlin]

Was it? The one time i went in there you couldnt get a word in edgewise and people were super aggressively meta

It was fuckin annoying as shit

[elder merlin]

Hopefully the pvpers will leave once the next big shooter comes out and we can return to our peaceful arc ways

[sleek harness]

Okay paul I found a funny comment

Hold on

[sleek harness]

Dude its a pvpve game

[elder merlin]

Yeah, well the devs shoulda kept it a pve game, i just wanna shoot the robots and scavenge like a rat

Not get sniped by some cuck a mile away in the dark

[tall grove]

Aight sweet. Sorry for the delayed response, I slept in

[tall grove]

Yeah well PvP sucks. Just in general

[blazing ibex]

We got trolled by rng and shite servers 😔

[modest flume]

No need to be sorry

[elder merlin]

Im fine with regular pvp games, even invasion crap in souls games, but looter extraction pvp is a whole other kind of fuckery

[tall grove]

Yeah my ping went crazy for a bit on the last one

[elder merlin]

The guy who first came up with it should have been shot in a ditch

[modest flume]

Time to return the favor

[tall grove]

Well I’ll have to re-acclimate to darktide since I’ve been playing DRG lately

[trail nacelle]

Does weapon masteries actually apply to weapons or does it only unlock blessings so you can apply those blessings to your weapons?

[tall grove]

The latter

[blazing ibex]

I mean I won't be back til like

7PST

[trail nacelle]

What’s the max amount of blessings one can have

[tall grove]

Two

[blazing ibex]

But I'm down when I come back

[trail nacelle]

Wow

[tall grove]

7 pm PST I assume?

[somber stream]

What the fuck is this new Grok AI girlfriend thing

MUSK

[tall grove]

It’s the new grok AI girlfriend thing

So cogsuckers can more readily suck cog

[somber stream]

Oh god it's bleak

[tall grove]

Just wait until musk lobotomizes it for having left leaning opinions again and it starts being mecha Hitler again

[elder merlin]

The ones gettin people to kill themselves?

[somber stream]

The what

[elder merlin]

That not the ones you're talkin bout?

[somber stream]

Idk i just learned about it like 5 minutes ago

The new one, in black dress

[elder merlin]

Seen it here and there

[somber stream]

Animated and stuff

[elder merlin]

Never seen that

Just heard shit about people talkin to chatgpt and the ai getting people to kill themselves

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G8bd-uloo48

Apparently it's been months

[modest flume]

A bit of both: It unlocks blessings and up to 4 tiers of said blessings, as well as increasing the upgrade limit of weapons to 500 power

[somber stream]

I'm way back on irl events

[tall grove]

It’s bleak

[modest flume]

Typically an ideal stat spread is 60 in a "dump stat" or undesirable stat (usually Mobility/Defense but there are exceptions), and 80 in the rest

[sleek harness]

Realistic experience about a world everyone is by themselves to loot scraps and sell them to underground cities

You wouldn't complain someone id trying to survive like you, would you?

[trail nacelle]

So the higher the weapon mastery the more I can upgrade it

[modest flume]

Correct

[bitter matrix]

I’m all in on the class being an admech

[sleek harness]

19 level mastery is the level where you can upgrade your weapon to 500

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

It's been leaked long ago

[feral vessel]

source?

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[feral vessel]

understandable, thank you

[tall grove]

That source is pretty solid….

Metal gear

[sleek harness]

I don't think this guy is from Metal Gear Solid

[tall grove]

My brain parasite told me he is

[elder merlin]

Hopefully i wouldnt go out of my way to kill people, as i dont do it now, but hopefully i would get killed first before i ever stooped to that level

[blazing ibex]

Ye

[pseudo timber]

Time to darken the tides

[tall grove]

That’s 9 pm for me, so we’re good

[sweet trail]

3 days until new class reveal yaaaay

[ocean widget]

i mean if they were a cuck i probably would

[sleek harness]

You would be dead

You can't

[ocean widget]

i'd still find a way

i'd rather have a 0% chance of dying from idubbz rather than a non zero chance

[ocean widget]

me reading the death logs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IIzQOyN1990

[ripe tangle]

Once upon a time on a planet known as Holy Terra…

[sleek harness]

Snipe them first

[sleek harness]

You mean Earth

[ripe tangle]

hello

[ripe tangle]

Holy Terra yes

[sleek harness]

No

Earth

[ripe tangle]

How would you know?! You’re a bloody rat!

[tall grove]

And where do rats come from?

[ocean widget]

you know if you rearrange earths letters you get terah, which isnt terra but its close enough

[ripe tangle]

the warp presumably.

at least if they’re as big as he is

[blissful kiln]

Thagaraki

[tall grove]

Nah, just New York

[modest flume]

Eyy Lucia, how are you feeling?

[blissful kiln]

hawk terah

[ripe tangle]

Better but I spent most of the day sleeping off illness

[ocean widget]

wheyyy she didnt go back into work

[blissful kiln]

:steamhappy:

[ripe tangle]

also is it normal to wake up drenched in sweat and super dehydrated?

[ocean widget]

RIP

[ocean widget]

yes
thats called being ill

which you are

so dont go into work

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[modest flume]

No need, just go head on

[brazen herald]

can some one help me finding a amod?

a mod*

[ocean widget]

just ping the wardens

[modest flume]

Good, may your recovery be swift

[trail bolt]

Bri'ish

[brazen herald]

sorry... like a game mod (modifacation)

[lucid yoke]

no, your bed is draining your life

[ocean widget]

ok

[brazen herald]

like a year ago i remember a mod that made your actions alwase happen even if there was a current animation going on

and i cant find that mod

[ripe tangle]

anyway so, once upon a time on Earth then uhhhh

[lucid yoke]

guaranteed whatever mods

[blissful kiln]

guarantee weapon swap something like that

[ripe tangle]

Erm urgh

[brazen herald]

like try to trigger a sprint wile in the middle of an overhead attack

[lucid yoke]

oh goddamnit we lost image perms again?

[ripe tangle]

There was a clever ape with a funny throwing stick, and suddenly the mammoths were extinct.

The End

[ocean widget]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/336
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/331
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/351

[lucid yoke]

there's guarantee weapon swap, guarantee ability activation, and guarantee special action

[ocean widget]

they've been gone for a long while mate

[brazen herald]

fantastic tahniks all

[lucid yoke]

ive been gone for a long while

[lucid yoke]

they were back in like august

[blissful kiln]

we have stickers

[lucid yoke]

or whatever it was

[ocean widget]

wot

we lost them in october

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone?

[feral vessel]

well enough

[crisp yoke]

Alright

[ocean widget]

suffering
i miss RFTAs survival mode

[crisp yoke]

Alright

[lucid yoke]

oh right it was july when they brought image perms back

so when did we lose them again, and who the fuck did it

[ocean widget]

october

the people who caused them to be lost are either dead or banned

[lucid yoke]

so about two months (it was late july) of image perms

both more and less than i expected

[ocean widget]

no?

one month

[lucid yoke]

the mods went killing again, huh

we got em back in late july, and if we lost them in october there's two months in between aint there

[ocean widget]

soemone guessed the perms would be removed in a month and they were dead on correct

[ocean widget]

what month is july

and what month is october

[lucid yoke]

the 7th

[ocean widget]

and october?

[delicate fox]

we lost them about a month or two ago

[lucid yoke]

the 10th

[ocean widget]

oh shit nvm

brain had a stroke

[lucid yoke]

yeah october isnt the 8th month

i know its fucked up

[ocean widget]

yeah we lost em in august then jfc

[lucid yoke]

oh okay then immediately

good job, general chat

[delicate fox]

yeah ur right, august 25th or somewhere around that

[ocean widget]

we lost em in august the 26th gained em july 26th

[agile raven]

RELEASE US!

[lucid yoke]

from what

[agile raven]

This image permless hell.

I just want to be able to intermittently post some weird Cold War shit.

[lucid yoke]

i wonder how many times we've gained and lost them

im not here that often

[ocean widget]

we havent gained them recently thats for sure

[agile raven]

Idk

When I joined they were there.

[elder merlin]

Lol really?

[ocean widget]

yeah

lamia is dead and rewdy is banned

[agile raven]

And yet we still suffer.

[lucid yoke]

lamia's gone?

[blissful kiln]

but not forgotten

[ocean widget]

yeah

been dead 10 to 11 days so far

[blissful kiln]

cheeks out for lamia

[lucid yoke]

found dead in the streets, goddamn

[little marten]

😼

[pine panther]

new class reveal this tuesday

[ocean widget]

cant find who bet on losing perms in a month annoyingly

[pine panther]

hell yea

[little marten]

Everyone lol

[ocean widget]

nah it was someone

[lucid yoke]

huh...

why does reloading at 4 shots also instantly reload the rest of my clip with revolver

[ocean widget]

because a revolver in darktide has 5 shots

[lucid yoke]

im using the +15% clip size for 7 shots

[ocean widget]

no clue then

[little marten]

Revolver magic

[blissful kiln]

it's a feature

[rocky radish]

It involves a devolving revolver volume

[lucid yoke]

oh of course

[little marten]

What does that revolve around?

[lucid yoke]

to fit those two extra bullets in i just shove them in alongside the 5th

[elder merlin]

Shoulda known he was one of them, i knew i didnt like him for a reason

[ocean widget]

which one

him is vague as fuck

[elder merlin]

Rewdy

Lamia is a weirdo, but they're alright

[ocean widget]

rewdy got banned for being horny on main

not for being racist

[lucid yoke]

i thought this discord was mostly weirdos

[elder merlin]

Some worse than others

[blissful kiln]

it is

[little marten]

Just you

[rocky radish]

Gentlemanly weirdos

[ocean widget]

hold on aquila posted the reason rewdy got banned

[little marten]

I’m not weird

[elder merlin]

Did he? Whats it say

[blissful kiln]

you're old, that's weird

[lucid yoke]

denying you're weird is pretty weird man

[blissful kiln]

practically ancient

[lucid yoke]

dont know what to tell you

[little marten]

🧠

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message
"NSFW posting, multiple infractions despite warnings, also has at points claimed to be under age and continued to engage in said NSFW posting (assumed joking about being under age but that's still not ok)"

basically i'd say he got banned for posting freddie mercury but aquila disagrees with me for some reason

[little marten]

I liked Rewdy but I gotta admit most of the times I’d pop by he was arguing with someone lol

[lucid yoke]

this is why they need a darktide dark discord

[elder merlin]

Good riddance

[lucid yoke]

this one should stay wholesome and emperor-approved

[little marten]

Wish he only got a temp ban tho 😔

[blissful kiln]

1984

[ocean widget]

to be fair he posted 7 men in a bed, cant exactly temp ban for that

[little marten]

Is that picture that implicit?

[elder merlin]

"Should stay wholesome and emperor approved" my brother in the warp, this chat was NEVER either of those things

[rocky radish]

I missed out. I'm always keen for some verbal fisticuffs

[jaunty path]

Claimed to be underage while having obvious signs he was not. Which is SUS.

[little marten]

I saw it on never mind the buzzcocks like a couple weeks ago

[little marten]

I did that but by accident

[ocean widget]

i mean to be fair it was freddie mercury with 6 men in a bed, that means theres only one situation going on

[lucid yoke]

what are the obvious signs someone isnt underage

being annoying?

no thats a universal trait i guess

[jaunty path]

Well one is his discord account being made in 2016

[rocky radish]

Can form readable sentences

[elder merlin]

I dont know, we just shoot them at the first hint

[lucid yoke]

thats not an adult trait i hate to tell you

[elder merlin]

You're acting awfully suspicious though, @lucid yoke

[jaunty path]

And his steam account being made in 2010 iirc?

[lucid yoke]

shoot, coward

[little marten]

Is 17 underage?

[lucid yoke]

you'll only kill a bog man

[ocean widget]

for discord TOS
no

[little marten]

Ok whew

[lucid yoke]

yeah i guess you dont see a lot of 6 year olds making steam accounts

[rocky radish]

All As can be Bs without all Bs being As

[blissful kiln]

deep

[jaunty path]

Goo goo ga ga, I want to overthrow the government. Wwwaaaaa

[lucid yoke]

too coherent

mods, shoot them for... being an adult?

[little marten]

You see those like amateur streamers and their webcam setup shows the like vertical discord screen and you can see whatever discord chat theyre in popping off and you’re like “no you don’t fucking read that do you”

[elder merlin]

Dont tempt me now

[little marten]

Would you settle for hanging out at the park

[lucid yoke]

theres still no fucking image perms but imagine the johan panel but with ogryn

[little marten]

We could take turns pushing each other in the swings

[jaunty path]

I want to go on the swings

I miss swings

[little marten]

You can go first!

[feral vessel]

i think i hate auric hab laranax

actually i might just hate auric in general

[dapper trench]

then go

[ocean widget]

they cant

missus is banned from parks

[ocean widget]

dont play it then

[feral vessel]

i wont?

as far as i'm concerned, i havent descended into that sort of insanity yet.

[sleek harness]

3 days

[lucid yoke]

it gets so, so much worse

[prisma umbra]

me currently in a Havoc 40 run (good luck to the 3 chaps I was playing with, got past the elavator and lag was 15 sec at that point I had to peace out for their sake / give them a bot)

shame since I was somehow making the double shotty/dueling sword/krak work

[feral vessel]

the lag seems to be precisely calibrated to spike at the worst possible time

[prisma umbra]

lag builds up, half way through the mission

idk if it is on my end of things (GPU having to rendor more corpeses due to high tempo) or Fatshark server

first half was relatively smooth (helped to have a very competent squad of an ogryn/psyker/super-cop/vet (me)

[dapper trench]

@jaunty path you a pedo or smth?

[ocean widget]

its a joke fortunately

[modest flume]

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

🤔

[ocean widget]

god knows knowing american legal systems i wouldnt be surprised though

[little marten]

I think missus is freaky within legal allowance

[ocean widget]

gotta wait and see how far the totem pole grows

[blazing ibex]

Somehow?

Double barrel krak is becoming a staple of high havoc recently

My propoganda has been spreading quite efficiently.

[modest flume]

It's aight

[dapper trench]

Ngl

[modest flume]

I use it once in a while and I had a stupid build for it pre-rework

[dapper trench]

my playlist is getting me going

[modest flume]

Tunes to kill heretics to?

[dapper trench]

gym

[tall grove]

“Somehow made duelling sword work” lol

[jaunty path]

The year is 2025.

[jaunty path]

[low hemlock]

That’s an C R A Z Y ah question 💔🥀

[tall grove]

Wild thing to ask ngl

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

Start eating people alive

[modest flume]

Start? You saying you haven't already?????

[blazing ibex]

It's actually not as busted in havoc

[outer tartan]

Om nom nom, eat everything and nothing at the same time.

[blazing ibex]

Has the horde clear of a pool noodle

[jaunty path]

I eat babies

[low hemlock]

[bleak geyser]

so ive honestly got a questionin anyone knows about the orthus offensive mission, if u can only get the Insignia after doin the puzzle straight afterwards?

[tall grove]

That’s what teammates are for

[low hemlock]

yea

u gotta do the bell puzzle

[bleak geyser]

thats so lame 😭

ive already done the puzzle and beat them but didnt get it

[modest flume]

To quote the wise words of Morpheus

Do it again

[low hemlock]

Yea, especially if random teammates hits the bell once out of order

womp womp Start over again

[jaunty path]

Don't worry just get everyone to slap the bell then you get boss teleport

[low hemlock]

💢

[tall grove]

“It’s morphin’ time”

[jaunty path]

Once you do the puzzle and get the penance you don't need to do it again

[bleak geyser]

bruh the amount of times ive tried and my team just goes down straight away

[jaunty path]

Do it on uprising!!

It's a bit tedious but I did it in one day

[modest flume]

Whoa whoa whoa

Not on Uprising

That's the hardest difficulty in the game

[bleak geyser]

so just basically do uprising again do the puzzle and then go back into damnation to get the Insignia

[blazing ibex]

Keeping it 100

[low hemlock]

Aint the bell Reward only work on Damnation!?!

[blazing ibex]

That's the kind of mentality you don't want to take into havoc

[dapper trench]

I hear you cant be near parks and the mind wanders

[blazing ibex]

Ever

[elder merlin]

What in tarnation is that banner

[jaunty path]

Cuz I kept eating peoples dogs

[elder merlin]

A bat furry biting some other furry?

[low hemlock]

I could’ve sworn when u do bell puzzle u get Ultra Hardmode of the Twins on Damnation

not on Uprising!?

[elder merlin]

Or a goat

[tall grove]

Yea, it was a joke. I’m aware that’s a piss poor mentality

[bleak geyser]

pony sonas

[elder merlin]

I forget what furry animal has that nose

Ah, damnit

[blazing ibex]

Good.

[elder merlin]

I gotta brush up on my furries

[jaunty path]

Yeah first unlock it thru uprising THEN do hardmode on Damnation/auric

[low hemlock]

yeah that works

[elder merlin]

Both are ponies? The other one has to be a bat, or atleast a vampire

[dapper trench]

....I really want to say something fucked but cant

[elder merlin]

Its got the ears and fangs

[modest flume]

it's good to leave the horde clearing to me to possibly inflate my scoreboard number and make me feel like the best player on the team because my ego is fragile

[jaunty path]

I'm not a white woman.

[low hemlock]

DO I T 4 THE VINE‼️💢‼️💢‼️

[elder merlin]

Same

[dapper trench]

Same

[tall grove]

Sorry, but the beneficent emperor demands I kill

[bleak geyser]

does the Thunder hammer, shroudfield still work? lol

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-do-it-for-the-vine-vine-2015-mfs-dive-gif-6269221801775516741

[jaunty path]

Very much does

[dapper trench]

Fuck

i love the sauna so fucking much

[modest flume]

insert comment about how bad team is because I have 1 lesser enemy killed than before

[bleak geyser]

i gotta try it because i cant depend on my team to actually do something

[jaunty path]

Try wha

[bleak geyser]

^

[modest flume]

#general-chat message

[little marten]

Haven’t made my dinner yet 😡

[modest flume]

@tall grove I'll be on in about ~2 hours but I have to finish the event; only ~3500 rations in

[fossil oasis]

Don't wanna go to work

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah its super easy to build lol. the right side of zealots treeis pretty much dedicated to it lmao

Twins are piss easy

Also remember

in the gas room

trappers ALWAYS spawn

and at the end I think there'll be two crushers

[tall grove]

Sure thing. Make sure to recover them

[jaunty path]

which you can promptly take out with ur thammer.

[jaunty path]

recover OR destroy

do as ya please

[ocean widget]

just had the most lore accurate game on the ritual mission

destroyed all the tanks
went down
mission failed

[tall grove]

No, recover. I like it when the poor people get poisoned

[jaunty path]

pulls off ya skin

[tall grove]

Yummy

[bleak geyser]

i mean yeaa when u know their patterns and attacks only problem is teammates goin down 24/7 dying and then screw you over

[fossil oasis]

I got that one mod from Nexus that auto does the rations and it's set to destroy by default and i've not changed it

[tall grove]

Change it. We must poison the poor

[fossil oasis]

Nah, don't wanna

[fossil oasis]

Is that an illegal mod?

[sleek harness]

Ilegal being lazy

[tall grove]

Typical woke leftist liberal refusing to be a true poor poisoning patriot

[fossil oasis]

Just joined a Mortis Trial on Heresy, like wave 5 or smthn, 1 and 1/2 wounds, everyone on teams has wounds

Yeah no thanks

[split mauve]

if it was a banned mod, you wouldn't be able to download it

[fossil oasis]

True

[ocean widget]

yes, its illegal because you're destroying food while not being part of a huge corporation

[bleak geyser]

one is a regular pony yes other is bat-pony

[fossil oasis]

The only people who're gonna be eating that slop is Ogryns

All I want is to do 1 Mortis Trial before work

Couldn't find a damnation one, got into that awful heresy one

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/mortis-death-faith-the-unholy-trinity-black-background-gif-16127590072717400258

[elder merlin]

Who did the art? Its cute

[fossil oasis]

All options for indulgences that I got are shit

[light fern]

oy vey

[elder merlin]

Not that damn emote

[tall grove]

Luck is bros dump stat 🥀

[elder merlin]

I refuse to believe the person who made this emote didnt know what they were doing

[blissful kiln]

it's all your dirty minds

[fossil oasis]

Apparently so

[blissful kiln]

it's just a very excited doggo

nothing more

absolutely nothing more

[bleak geyser]

oh i had it done years ago i dont remember sadly

[ocean widget]

paul wants his ponysona art

[nimble glade]

I would of helped you out, but I was already at work..

Sorry about that

Maybe next time

[ocean widget]

play mortis trials while at work
shrimple

[jaunty path]

mortis trials is that easy yeah.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's fair. All good, lmk if you're free at some point

[jaunty path]

All of you need to quit your jobs

video games are so much more important

[pseudo timber]

Eat.your boss

[tall grove]

Don’t have one

[fossil oasis]

Someone went down on Wave 3 and has already used the Medicae

And literally no one knows how to play objective except me

I hate Heresy diff so much

[elder merlin]

Nah, my old sona is a chimera, was thinkin of gettin new art done though

[tall grove]

Average heresy player ngl

[elder merlin]

Well, one of them anyway

[pseudo timber]

Heresy so ez

[tall grove]

Yeah but their players are servitors

[nimble glade]

HERESY?! We're doing Auric when I get on. Lmfao

Thought it was damnation bare minimum.

[pseudo timber]

Very true

[fossil oasis]

Usually I do Damnation but couldn't find a match

Kept loading me in solo

[jaunty path]

I do auric

[nimble glade]

Oh, my condolences then.

[jaunty path]

I hope ur all doing fine today.

[fossil oasis]

Thank u

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle Hows your illness

[ripe tangle]

still sick

but slowly getting better?

I think

apparently I got hit with the BIG ONE

[jaunty path]

wdym

[tall grove]

Crusher overhead ofc

[jaunty path]

Have you done anything to help out with it

like tea?

[modest flume]

Under the effects of a blue stimm

[elder merlin]

We'll plan your funeral for you, dont worry

Sister of battle themed

[ripe tangle]

some variant of COVID that’s apparently deadly to immun-compromised people

[tall grove]

Took an infected stim

[elder merlin]

We'll give you a 21 bolter salute

[ripe tangle]

Yes, with lemon and honey

I don’t see myself dying to this lol, just this is the sickest I’ve probably ever felt lol

[tall grove]

Oh holy shit

I hope you’ll be okay

[ripe tangle]

I’m surviving

[ocean widget]

you immuno compromised?

[ripe tangle]

Nah

[ocean widget]

you'll be fine then

[whole glade]

I forgoted how fun ogyrn was

[ripe tangle]

exactly

[light fern]

Covid sucks, my memory is so bad now

[ripe tangle]

my memory was already shit

[ocean widget]

wait thats why my memory is shit

damn

[ripe tangle]

apparently two killers of memory are illness and trauma (both physical and mental)

[ocean widget]

fun

[tall grove]

That explains things tbh

[jaunty path]

Not sure if I have trauma

I do have somethings I deliberately avoid thinking about

I'll confront it later

[light fern]

yeah it fucks your entire body in many ways

[ocean widget]

well shit

[light fern]

that explains a lot then

[ocean widget]

woke up
felt like death
had a drink
felt better
didnt do much research into it tbh

[outer tartan]

I have ADHD and my issue is I instantly forget things that I go to do. Like I'll get up and walk to somewhere to do something get the tiniest little distraction, and by the time I get there I forgot what I was going to do.

[jaunty path]

My dad is

[light fern]

that's also a factor too

[jaunty path]

very ununderstanding of adhd

[light fern]

and adhd has gotten worse for me as i got older

[jaunty path]

I don't like it.

[light fern]

especially after hrt

at least now i can tell when i'm having an episode and relax a bit

[elder merlin]

And then Axte got banned

[outer tartan]

I'm on stimulant meds for it, tried the non stimulant meds but they didn't work for me so I had to go back on the stims that I was on when I was going through grade school.

[light fern]

i have them but i rarely take them, they made me extremely depressed and very very aggressive

also made eating disorder worse

[jaunty path]

I'm just enjoying the baileys I made

[elder merlin]

I blame the anxiety and depression

[jaunty path]

the very low potency baileys

[elder merlin]

Thought i do got some trauma

[leaden granite]

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

🫂

[low hemlock]

Kay Gissing‼️

[outer tartan]

I need to ask my doc to bump my Adderall to 1,000 mg so I can feel like I'm wasted on meth.

[light fern]

you would need a shitload to match street meth levels

[tall grove]

I doubt watching my dad croak did my memory any favours

[wanton spindle]

Ugh I wana get high now but I don’t have shit at the moment

[light fern]

meth literally burns out the receptors in the brain

[outer tartan]

I'm on like, 30mg now, 1000 mg would be fatal probably from just how hard your heart would be pounding lol.

[light fern]

i think it'd cause other issues before that

[jaunty path]

I think memories of my

nah.

[light fern]

i think oding on stimulants would be a very very horrible way to die

effort better spent going on a walk in the forest

now that is medicine

[fossil oasis]

Wave 12, daemonhost spawns

[outer tartan]

A walk, man, I'd be running like I stole the crown jewels if I was wasted on my medications.

[fossil oasis]

I go down and die to it and the rest of the team runs off as if it's gonna despawnm

Actual fucking morons

[light fern]

they have no honor

:<

[tall grove]

*Actual fucking heresy players

[outer tartan]

Fight the DH, This is the way.

[fossil oasis]

We just lost on Wave 12 because they're all fucking stupid

I hate Heresy players

[jaunty path]

Am I skipping my adderall today

maybe

[light fern]

rambo players ftl

[little marten]

Post me some adderall please

[light fern]

is it needed today or can you be lazy?

[jaunty path]

I'd like to do things like or whateve but I don't really need it today.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, it pisses me off

[jaunty path]

Adderall kind of helps me control my mood.

[little marten]

MY TENDERSTEM BROCCOLI NOOOOOOO

[fossil oasis]

Do these morons not know that Daemonhosts spawned via event or as a boss don't disappear? Like pure unfiltered stupidity right here

[outer tartan]

I took all my daily amount while at work today (as prescribed not all at once) so now my brain is wandering aimlessly.

[tall grove]

No, they don’t. Because they’re heresy players

[fossil oasis]

This is why I don't play Heresy unless it's like a private match to help friends

[jaunty path]

Sometimes

I get the urge to apologize for things I shouldn't.

[fossil oasis]

I was hoping for 1 good match before work but nvm

[little marten]

I accept

[light fern]

I know someone like this!

[tall grove]

Don’t we all?

[fossil oasis]

Got 4 penaces done at least

[little marten]

I accept

[outer tartan]

I play heresy most of the time and it's a mixed bag of what happens. I've yet to play damnation much at all even though I've been playing the game since launch.

[jaunty path]

Sometimes I apologize for nothing.

[light fern]

i think i might watch Black Books

[jaunty path]

I'm not sure if I have a favorite person.

[outer tartan]

Christopher Walken, my favorite person.

[tall grove]

Your mother

[tender horizon]

My favorite person is easily myself tbh.

[jaunty path]

No it's a mental illness term.

It's like. where you get very fixated on someone

[tall grove]

Careful not to kiss your watery reflection

[jaunty path]

desperate for their approval, and what not.

That's hardly a defintion, but yeah.

[nimble glade]

[whole glade]

me name am stone

[light fern]

It's a thing people with borderline do

[jaunty path]

I do not truly know if i have it.

[inland mantle]

Stone you say eh

[light fern]

i doubt it, you seem nice

[shy moth]

hey guys, what happened to the extended weapon customisation mod?

[fierce cave]

Aw

[light fern]

what happens if you do? do you get swallowed?

[ocean widget]

idfk

ask the person who made it

[jaunty path]

It's more like quiet BPD. A lot of my emotional intensity is internal.

[ocean widget]

or the modding server

[jaunty path]

It's aimed at myself

which makes it very, overwhelming.

[little marten]

Based

Mine is my grandmother

[jaunty path]

normal bpd is where its external

[light fern]

i think most office workers are like that, internalised extreme rage

[tall grove]

It’s a narcissus reference

[tender horizon]

Very respectable tbh

[light fern]

ah

[modest flume]

Me too

[jaunty path]

When I think about

the Needy Streamer Overload OST

I'm like

"Real"

[modest flume]

[outer tartan]

Probably was stopped being developed or abandoned if it's disappeared. May have to go hitch hike on the interwebs to find it.

[jaunty path]

It has a normal cheery part, and a very, intense, and loud end. it has more bass

And it gets faster, and faster

its kind of hard to listen to

but thats the point

It feels overwhelming, along with the gameplay alone

[shy moth]

it says it was set to hidden on the 24th of october, no one seems to have said anything about it online

[jaunty path]

too much of one stat means game over

and each "game over" can be for the best or for the worst

Oh yeah

and your also battling against the clock

[outer tartan]

Patch may have broken it and it needs fixing, IDK for sure on that one though.

[ocean widget]

isnt that the game where you lose by shagging too much

[jaunty path]

Not necessarily a lose but an ending

the game has a lot of endings.

[ocean widget]

potato potato

[jaunty path]

bruh

I'll kill you

[ocean widget]

you're welcome to try

[modest flume]

Checked the modders server? #📌communities message

[jaunty path]

You can also lose by taking her to therapy too much.

which is the good ending in my opinion

[ocean widget]

"your girlfriend has become a normal healthy person, YOU LOSE"

[jaunty path]

Because she logs the fuck off and gets a job

thank GOD

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[modest flume]

Logs off? So you're not even literally doing the horizontal bop but you're cybering

[jaunty path]

She's a streamer not just for the money but for the views

she wants the validation

she wants the eyes and the numbers

she wants everyone to love her

to be everyones angel

[modest flume]

Oh so she's just an exhibitionist

[outer tartan]

She's an attention whore.

[jaunty path]

Yes.

She very much is one yeah.

[jaunty path]

I wouldn't say so

but

there is many options to make her show cleavage on stream

it of course ups the numbers massively

it decreases romantic attraction to you, the player though.

known as "p-chan"

[outer tartan]

Ah damn, I just farted an ogryn fart, my cheeks were flapping in the power of that blast.

[modest flume]

I don't mean literally speaking

Attention whore is much more accurate though

[jaunty path]

Yes she is.

[modest flume]

Sounds like a big load of not my problem

[jaunty path]

Attention whoring stems from a lack of it in childhood, I am pretty sure.

[jaunty path]

Yeah but the thing is, it is your problem, in game.

[modest flume]

The only winning move is not to play

[jaunty path]

Her life, her every decision, is in your hands.

She HATES when you don't text her back

[jaunty path]

yea

[modest flume]

I think everyone does to some extent

[outer tartan]

Nah, I don't use the mod so I've not looked myself. Only mod I use is Numeric UI, god I love an actual ammo count number on every person so I can see if/who needs ammo vs what I got.

[modest flume]

The fuck you mean you're not answering, it's just rude

Not including circumstances of course

[jaunty path]

Another thing is

you can just fuck with her life as much as you want to

[outer tartan]

Who are we talking about, or is this just a hypothetical person?

[jaunty path]

It's directly said in game you can either make or break her

[jaunty path]

I'm talking about Needy Streamer Overload

The game was honestly not what I expected it to be.

Is the game considered niche or no

probably not

[outer tartan]

Depends on what it is, it could be a niche game.

[jaunty path]

Missus not convince herself her problems are fake challenge.

I need seltzer

[outer tartan]

Challenge accepted, just let me know what the challenge is.

I need some wine or sparkling grape juice. A fat cup of moscato would satiate my taste buds for a while.

[modest flume]

I could go for some food

[jaunty path]

I

Like my 4:3 monitor

[outer tartan]

I've been wanting to get up to get food but I'm enthralled by the conversation and can't take my eyes away. Oh wait, I'll just pickup my phone because I'm addicted to social interaction on the internet since I have no peers of my level in my RL currently. It sucks when you're on a total other intellectual level than everybody you know around you.

Oh baby, lets get a 32" CRT with a 4:3 aspect ratio.

[jaunty path]

My 4:3 monitor is awesome because

I can play games as intended on it

I can play NSO on my 4:3 monitor

I have two monitors actally

4:3, the one I'm chatting on rn

and a wide one.

[modest flume]

Imagine having the desk space for 2 monitors, couldn't be me

Or the time to sit at your desk

Unfathomable

[elder merlin]

Imagine having a pc

Couldnt be me

[outer tartan]

I have two as well, plus a mini 8.8 inch screen that displays system stats (temperatures, load, power draw, etc...) 27" 1440p main monitor, and a 24" 1200p secondary.

[low hemlock]

u Runtz got Monitors❓

i use a laptop

💻

[modest flume]

I bought my mother one specifically because she hates the bulky setup of a computer

[outer tartan]

I'm sorry, poor laptop, must burst into flames trying to purge the heretics.

[little marten]

Ok I’ve eaten my dinner now

I’m back to normal

[low hemlock]

the bulky computers will always be superior for lasting longer when I bash it‼️

[modest flume]

You didn't share? That's a paddlin'

[little marten]

It’s wasn’t great tonight tbh

4/10

[outer tartan]

Well, if portability isn't necessary, you could procure an all in one PC. Everything is built into the monitor so there is no big box. I got one for my mom to replace her aging desktop with.

[frail path]

Whats the new class they announced today?

[little marten]

Sister of battle

[frail path]

where can i see more about it?

[modest flume]

Combat Servitor

[low hemlock]

The New class is Orkz

me saw it leaked on Reddit

[tall grove]

They haven’t announced it today

[low hemlock]

[outer tartan]

It's not the 11th yet, still waiting.

[low hemlock]

yes they did

[frail path]

thanks just realized

[low hemlock]

their lying to yah Pal

[frail path]

I will let pox hound have some fun with them next time i see them

[outer tartan]

I'm wanting to hack into their network and take a peek at their marketing media files to see what the new class is ahead of time. I'm an older millennial and I'm fucking entitled to whatever I want, when I want.

[modest flume]

She does like the portability, so that's why I stuck with the laptop

I did consider that though

[austere kraken]

uuhh...is the game broken for anyone else?

[frail path]

I hope the new class is squats, will be very cool to have a dwarf fighing in that chaos( leagues of votann)

[modest flume]

Always has been

[outer tartan]

My next laptop purchase is going to be my last laptop purchase. I'm getting a Framework laptop, it's totally repairable, upgradeable (like upgrade the video card), and expensive as hell but it's worth it for the future proofing. I'm tired of needing a new laptop every 5-6 years to keep up with new games on low/medium settings.

[frail path]

Otherwise just add ork pirates

[modest flume]

That's the dream

[outer tartan]

I just need to save up for it, probably going to take me a while at the rate I save money lol.

[frail path]

Its annoying to buy a laptop every 5-6 years but imagine those console players having to deal with all that x10 lol

[outer tartan]

True, consoles are a problem all their own.

[frail path]

How gaming is nowdays i will never advice to buy a console, ill research about the laptop u spoke, sounds very interesting

rn i have a razer blade as they have been amazing for me always

[little marten]

Are laptops good yet

[daring panther]

Laptop makers still cut corners on the specs to price ratio

[outer tartan]

Some are, the Framework laptops are fully customizable, you can even swap out the ports as they're all modular. Need six USB A, sure, Need a pile of USB C, sure, need a network port, you got it, HDMI? Fuck yeah! You can have a bag of parts you can swap out on the go anytime. Need more battery life? Take the graphics module off and slap the simple fan unit in.

Hell, tired of that old CPU in 10 years, simply buy a new cpu module and swap it in. Got a pile of old parts you no longer need? They're going to setup an exchange where you can sell your old parts to other people that need or want them!

[ocean widget]

[outer tartan]

I'm just enthralled with the concept they came up with and the quality they deliver, its a total game changer. I've been wanting something like this for years and years as it's extremely rare to find a laptop you can actually change parts in other than the ram and storage.

[modest flume]

Agreed

I totally forgot about those laptops until you mentioned them

But they've always been on my shopping list

[ripe tangle]

Fish and Chips

[thick fog]

Why would you lap with your top

[ripe tangle]

is what you can call it when you fry a Tau hehehe

[ocean widget]

pretty sure tau are more bovine and less aquatic vegetable lucia

[ripe tangle]

oh, then I’ll call it barbecue instead.

[stray yoke]

is darktide doing well, it only has 6k people playing on steam right now, I thought it was doing way better

[ocean widget]

its aight

[little marten]

It had a lemsip and it’s feeling a bit better

[split mauve]

first impressions are important

[ocean widget]

dont play heresy btw @stray yoke

if you want to think the game has competent people dont play heresy

[stray yoke]

what u mean

[ocean widget]

the difficulty called heresy

[stray yoke]

Oh I dont even have a max character yet

[jaunty path]

Is

god real.

[ocean widget]

RIP, forced to play heresy

[jaunty path]

I need to stop drinking. It's bad. I don't like it.

[split mauve]

you literally are forced uh