general-chat

[untold skiff]

Oh nvm

[tired inlet]

Boat goes Binted

[little marten]

Mistakes have been made

I shall discipline myself with a 10 minute exile

[tired inlet]

gonna roll you up in a Katamari and forget about you in the dark corner of the cosmos

[primal tartan]

Anyone ever had a bug where for example a chainsword earns shovel mastery and penance?

[minor narwhal]

lmao

havent heard of that before

[jaunty path]

Oh.

oH my fucking god.

[primal tartan]

lol

[jaunty path]

@somber stream THIS GAME HAS ME SO FUCKING TIGHT MAN.

ARC RAIDERS.

[tall grove]

I had one where I’d get the wrong enemy penance eg displayed mauler when I had killed a poxburster

[jaunty path]

GODDAMN.

[drowsy lynx]

Well that's a relief for a moment I thought you meant darktide

[shy sandal]

I bought Arc Raiders, time to see what the hype is all about

[jaunty path]

Its real.

Its so

real.

[minor narwhal]

news just got in

its fake...

[jaunty path]

Kill this person!!!

[minor narwhal]

troled

[shy sandal]

I convinced a friend to also play

[shy sandal]

So we're gonna run duos

[minor narwhal]

ok so what if the new class is an ogryn

i think that'd work well with our cast of characters

[tired inlet]

I think it would be pretty neat to play as an ogryn

I wonder how they'd do the height differential

[ocean widget]

@dapper trench are you alive

[minor narwhal]

i dont actually know

they did do a short char with bardin before but big might be different

[tired inlet]

wouldn't you just be able to shove armored maulers and ragers down?

[ocean widget]

@elder merlin also are you alive

[minor narwhal]

could prolly toss them into a pit

[jaunty path]

I wish therer was a video on how to play havoc 40

[minor narwhal]

how to play havoc:
dont

[tall grove]

Hit things until they die

[cold quiver]

nvm its probably not kroot 😮‍💨

[jaunty path]

Yeah so like

I nearly died by a fuckin drone

I waited for it to go away

then ran for the hatch

[minor narwhal]

from the teaser i saw in my dreams its for sure an admech ganger

[little marten]

u got anything to trade

[jaunty path]

cuz someone activatd it

[little marten]

im something of an anvil baron around these parts

[jaunty path]

Don't got an anvil yet unfortnately

still very new

[little marten]

i have many

[jaunty path]

just aimming to get materials

[little marten]

for trade

[jaunty path]

I think I'll try and find an anvil on my own or smth

idk what I can trade besides slop

[fading otter]

Just found a snap hook bp tonight

[jaunty path]

I want a blue print

[tired inlet]

Missus sloppin' it up on a Friday night

[jaunty path]

It is friday...

hm

[tired inlet]

gettin' those steaks nice and sloppy

[jaunty path]

I should call my dad and see how his flight went

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-sloppy-steaks-slop-em-up-gif-22987573

[ocean widget]

does ur da work for UPS

[jaunty path]

nah

[ocean widget]

ok he probably isnt dead

[minor narwhal]

ups more like stinky

[jaunty path]

He can't work for UPS, he can probably be a driver..maybe

he used to do mail delivery

[tired inlet]

it was right there: "Ups? more like Downs."

a travesty of missed wit/

[jaunty path]

Despite his condition, he was a mail delivery guy

[ocean widget]

same with mcdonnell douglas md-11 used to fly

[minor narwhal]

ups more like htat one movie up

[ocean widget]

@neon agate are you dead

[jaunty path]

I watched Peacemaker

and i'm like

No you can walk without a pinkie toe my dad has all his life

Literal skill issue

[little marten]

the john cena show?

[ocean widget]

why'd he lose his toe?

[jaunty path]

Yes the john cena show

[ocean widget]

multiversal portal accident?

[jaunty path]

well.....he has one, but gives has near to no support to his balance

[neon agate]

Yo

Yeah I dmd petrus

[ocean widget]

1: do you know if paul is dead

2: do you have the ring of omens in remnant 2

[neon agate]

No he probably went somewhere

[ocean widget]

fuck

[neon agate]

Yeah but not currentu

[ocean widget]

fym not currently

is the item in your inventory

[little marten]

i enjoyed that show

[minor narwhal]

sometimes

[ocean widget]

dickhead, check if you have the ring RQ

[keen vapor]

Unironically, Reclaimators do work with gangs

[ocean widget]

i bring gifts of christmas cheer via a ring that kills you

[minor narwhal]

we've got the answer

its an admech ganger looking for plasteel in the hive

[neon agate]

I have the ring yeah, but I dont have the roll for it

[ocean widget]

fuck

i have the roll

plus bloodmoon active rn so thats why i asked

[little marten]

hahaha

[keen vapor]

Reclaimators ARE part of the Admechs but they're, like, the dirty artefact dealers and boarderline hereteks as well. If that's what we are, I will die happy

[ocean widget]

the only person who isnt dead is the fucker who doesnt need it

[little marten]

just baited a guy into a room id rigged with a remote grenade

[twin flower]

devious

[minor narwhal]

did that to my friend tommy he didnt make it

[jaunty path]

I helped a guy kill a drone

he did a lil jig

[tired inlet]

Heretechs

Dark Mechanicum

[keen vapor]

I've seen it written as hereteks, hold on

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Heretek

[minor narwhal]

but heretech is funnier

[jaunty path]

hairy ticks

[tired inlet]

I am making a pun

[little marten]

guy had been loting for like 15 minutes too lmao

id be fuming if that happened to me

[twin flower]

dont jinx it

[little marten]

idm

lesson to be learned i guess lol

[keen vapor]

Ah, the way ya included the proper title I thought you were correcting me

[little marten]

dont walk into the corridor thats beeping

[jaunty path]

why not

Oh yeah I'm still getting used to sound in the game

keeping my ear out for drones

[little marten]

cause ive stuck a trigger nade to the wall

[jaunty path]

no u didnt

[low hemlock]

What’s funny about that is,

There’s now alot more dialogue of the Rejects discussing about Manufacturioums now

Aka bein that Rannak knows there’s more factories out there on Atoma.

[little marten]

wrong emoji lol

[low hemlock]

i see u

[keen vapor]

We got 4 more days to see if we're getting reclaimators or something else. I am coping for the reclaimators because I love playing a rat scav.

Shit, one of the ults could be us wipin' out a xeno gat like Saltzpyre Bounty Hunter

[minor narwhal]

4 more days? did i get the date wrong

[twin flower]

Its nov 11 isnt

[keen vapor]

Nov 11 is... four days away?

[tacit geode]

No matter the class I hope they put the BH ult in so bad

[minor narwhal]

yeah i defo got it wrong

[twin flower]

Its more like 3 aint it

[minor narwhal]

lmao

[tacit geode]

It'd be amazing

[low hemlock]

The fact that Rejects are just NOW talking about factories on Atoma

when the Interzone-void map was added like months ago

Yeah I’m more believein we most def getting an Admech class boiz

[primal tartan]

I ain't much one for countin', sah

[keen vapor]

Neither am I

Also if it is a reclaimator, one of the personalities HAS to be buddy-buddy with the loose-cannon. Both of them are fuckin' theives stealing people's shit one way or another

The Kleptomaniac

[twin flower]

Hmm, not much of an Admech so i havent much about Reclaimators

[low hemlock]

aint loose-cannon that guy who would turn-coat tho

[dapper trench]

barely

[twin flower]

I think the other top guess was like a skitarii as well wasnt it

[tacit geode]

No he hates heretics

[dapper trench]

y

[ocean widget]

sick, get on remnant 2

[dapper trench]

y

[ocean widget]

i have a present

2 if you dont have anguish

[dapper trench]

ur dick isnt a persent

[ocean widget]

its a ring that kills you zero

[primal tartan]

After reading books and especially playing rogue trader you can see the little nasty games lower decker scum like to play. And often, the imperial navy is right in the middle of it lol

[ocean widget]

not a dick

[dapper trench]

both does the same thing

same dif

you been playing to much DL to know though

[ocean widget]

i mean you can put your finger in both of em
just that trying to dodge with one will probably cause you to fall over

[dapper trench]

plus

Im tired

[ocean widget]

do like a dran and "Wake up!"

[primal tartan]

Let us play as the ogryn's throwing rock

[dapper trench]

I gonna go to bed and probably play it tomorroe

[ocean widget]

but the blood moon

[pseudo timber]

Boulder class

[dapper trench]

@ocean widget deal?

[ocean widget]

motherfucker its a blood moon door

fym play tomorrow

[twin flower]

new class is a pebble

[ocean widget]

that shit is gonna close

[dapper trench]

im playing peam with frienss

[jaunty path]

Next class gonna be a furry

just a furry.

[dapper trench]

Missus

[pseudo timber]

Bark tide

[jaunty path]

Hi zero!!

[twin flower]

You just see a guy in a furry suit turn up

[ocean widget]

boot up the game for free shit RQ

i've literally got it all set up

[primal tartan]

high key they should just throw kerillian in dark tide

[ocean widget]

join so u can get the ring

[dapper trench]

Im gonna make you furry if you dont stop

[low hemlock]

Those furry ball Guardsmen

[dapper trench]

Fine

[tired inlet]

Koseki Bijou confirmed for Darktide

[twin flower]

who the hell is that

[jaunty path]

stop what

[low hemlock]

Oi‼️ Missus run‼️ I’ll hold him off!

[ocean widget]

a vtuber according to google

[low hemlock]

Stop me instead turtle, I’d HATE to be turned into a Furry

[dapper trench]

being weird

[twin flower]

beetoober

[ocean widget]

hadron doesnt fuck felinids big boi

[dapper trench]

@ocean widget alright

inv

[low hemlock]

oh man

[twin flower]

Do clankers even fuck

[ocean widget]

aight thank you @dapper trench

[low hemlock]

[dapper trench]

@ocean widget HAHAHAHA

[ocean widget]

you should now have the ring

and we will not speak of what happened

[dapper trench]

i dont

[ocean widget]

wot

[dapper trench]

have the the ring

[ocean widget]

post ring pic

[topaz lotus]

yall think the new class will be a skitarii or one of those dwarves?

[hybrid zephyr]

what's the dump stat on recon lasgun?

[topaz lotus]

or just somethin relating to the adeptus mechanicus

[dapper trench]

i dont have it

[ocean widget]

fuck

[blazing ibex]

Collateral

[ocean widget]

welp
have fun doing whatever u were doing

im gonna keep rolling cus i need to 100% yaesha

[hybrid zephyr]

thx. i continue my theorycrafting

[dapper trench]

ight

[hybrid zephyr]

You helped me the other day too

[dapper trench]

ya lying bastard

[tired inlet]

mobility?

[ocean widget]

i did not lie
the games item system is shit

[dapper trench]

mhm

[blazing ibex]

Nah recon is one of the very few weapons that don't need a mobility dump stat

[dapper trench]

thats what my ex told me

[blazing ibex]

Because collateral virtually does nothing for it

[hybrid zephyr]

what about spearhead?

[blazing ibex]

Mobility.

[hybrid zephyr]

[twin flower]

Why a dwarf tho

[hybrid zephyr]

k

[little marten]

got the achievement for being thanked 10 times

on probably the most rattish game of my life

[tired inlet]

made a new ogryn outfit and 3 people just walked up to me and checked it out/emoted at me

[little marten]

live or die by the sword on spaceport

[untold skiff]

Cause bardin roleplay would go hard.

[little marten]

no middle ground

[tired inlet]

did the "safety first" emote

[topaz lotus]

people assume that because of the ratling dialouges that have popped up

[grave plaza]

4 more day vro, 4

Like 4 squad

[hybrid zephyr]

so most guns it's mobility though?

[ocean widget]

@misty trench can we get the wake up dran as a server sticker so people can Wake up!

[ocean widget]

just always grab mobility as 60%
it does jack shit otherwise

[tall grove]

I just dump stability since it already has barely any recoil

[twin flower]

Ratlings arent dwarves tho

[nocturne horizon]

holy shit titus is a captain in the ultramarines again wtf

[untold skiff]

0% stability reconlas mk XII goes hard

[tired inlet]

that'd be Squats

[twin flower]

what he said

[blazing ibex]

It's the sway

It's subtle but noticeable and it throws off your shot at further ranges

[dapper trench]

[tall grove]

That’s the neat part: I don’t engage in combat at those kinds of ranges

[hybrid zephyr]

OK, how about this, what blessings do you guys prefer on recon

[dapper trench]

now i want to play bf6

[tired inlet]

which is why on the 60damage fast-recon you're basically using it as a short-range recycler carbine rifle

[topaz lotus]

ah

[hybrid zephyr]

i want to try that out

i need a non-darktide shooting game

[dapper trench]

its alright

[blazing ibex]

Dumdum Infernus

[dapper trench]

breathe of fresh air, reminds me of Bf4 in a good way

[little marten]

Call of Duty: Battlefield 6

[tired inlet]

I switch between an infernus crit build which is fun, or your standard dumdum+deathspitter +Flak/Maniac build

[blazing ibex]

I. Wouldn't say deathspitter is the standard tbh

It works better on the slower firing recons for sure though.

[tired inlet]

he didn't specify which mark

[blazing ibex]

Even on the middle mark, people usually opt for infernus because dumdum gigabuffs it

Slow one for sure is a different story but that's a more niche mark

[misty trench]

the hwat?

[tired inlet]

I think the slower one is good for an execution stance vet; with stability it's very accurate

[ocean widget]

https://remnant2.wiki.fextralife.com/Lurking+Dran+Event

[whole glade]

guh

[ocean widget]

https://remnant2.wiki.gg/wiki/Anguish#/media/File:Dranception_Fractured_Ingress_02.jpg

ill pay you in melk bucks

[tired inlet]

you're on the wrong server for that request

[whole glade]

what if freddy fazbear was named

Freddy Freakbear

[tired inlet]

Teddy Tazerface

[whole glade]

and he was freaky

[tired inlet]

Die Antwoord would have written a song about it

[twin flower]

was gonna say something unhinged but naaaah

[whole glade]

or what? crooked teeth

[ocean widget]

yes thats what i'll give you

[whole glade]

NOOOO

THE CURSE OF BRITISH

[ocean widget]

cant even do it my self cus no embed perms fuck sake

[tired inlet]

🎶 To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day. Hardly spoke to folks around him; didn't have too much to say 🎶

[whole glade]

BIG IRON

BIG IRON

Colter Walls cover is peak ash

[ocean widget]

oh yeah quick question @misty trench since rewdy and lamia are both dead can we get embed perms back

[whole glade]

wha happened to rewdy?

[ocean widget]

banned

[whole glade]

whahhyyyy?

[ocean widget]

he posted freddie mercury

hold on lemme grab the reason aquila banned him tho

[whole glade]

my freaky moot :[

like perma

[ocean widget]

ye

[whole glade]

or temp

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ocean widget]

this

horny on main

[whole glade]

OH MAN

CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS HOUSE

[tired inlet]

have shit all you want, don't post videos of your coprophagia

[whole glade]

Whas dat?

[tired inlet]

ooh boy

so -phage means "the act of consuming" or 'eater'

[ocean widget]

you know the term "eating shit"?

its that but literal

[whole glade]

ew

[jaunty path]

mmm eating shit

[whole glade]

i JUST had pizzer

[ocean widget]

and i thought 102 results was bad

[jaunty path]

so obsessed

[ocean widget]

discord message search

[jaunty path]

Obsession^

[misty trench]

so I'd say yes but that would be a lie, I don't think this channel is ever gonna get embeds back. We tried to warn you lot

[whole glade]

I AINT DO SHIT

im just kiddin :3

[jaunty path]

Wait lamias dead?

[tall grove]

I wasn’t even here

[jaunty path]

He's still in the server no

[misty trench]

lamia wasn't banned afaik, he's just inactive

[jaunty path]

Ah

yea cuz we still share mutual servers

[whole glade]

moots

gayass moots

[misty trench]

anyway we do try to be as lenient as we can but you can only give out so many warnings

[jaunty path]

Give me embed perms

I'd never abuse it

trust

🙏

[whole glade]

same

pwetty pwease :3

[jaunty path]

Thats mean

[dapper trench]

Aquila

[twin flower]

Heh

[whole glade]

the emperah said embed perms

[dapper trench]

Give me embed perms

[whole glade]

are chill :3

[jaunty path]

Though I suggest having a system where you take away embed perms if someone abuses it

[dapper trench]

and my life

is yours

[jaunty path]

like making their name white again

[little marten]

mods are very lenient

[dapper trench]

[ocean widget]

RIP
that fuckin sucks
i need perms for shit

[ocean widget]

yeah hes just been dead for like 10 days

[misty trench]

the monkey's paw curls and now everyone will be given embed perms but lose them as soon as they embed something

[little marten]

now that rewdy is gone

[tall grove]

I will use it to embed pornography

[jaunty path]

"Lenient" Aquila literally threatened to burn down my house and read out my diary to everyone

[little marten]

can we have embed back

[misty trench]

ok only one of those things is true

LENIENT

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

the members of darktide discord cry out for unsolicited pictures of my dinner

[whole glade]

the burning of the house

[whole glade]

NOOOOO

[ocean widget]

i mean hes australian so hes used to shit burning

[ocean widget]

please dont
we dont want another pyrocynical christmas dinner

[jaunty path]

Are wild fires common over there or smth

[little marten]

nah they're good i promise

[ocean widget]

yes

[sleek harness]

The Nurgle's Gamer's Feast?

[jaunty path]

Aw man but theres so many spiders in Australia

As much as I am spooked by them I don't want em burned :(

[blazing ibex]

Australia is another dimension tbh

[misty trench]

it's true, sometimes it's not even bushfires that do it

[twin flower]

iz it people

[ocean widget]

yeah
george w bush

[sleek harness]

3 days

[misty trench]

I do hope friendlyjordies is keeping safe is all I'm saying lmao

poor bastard

[dapper trench]

rewdy got banned?

[ocean widget]

i mean one of the fuckers got locked up
but thats about it

[ocean widget]

yeah

[jaunty path]

Ah I remember that

[dapper trench]

wat he do

[misty trench]

only 5 years as well

[jaunty path]

Yeah Rewdy got booted

[ocean widget]

post freddie mercury

[jaunty path]

frankly I found that guy weird.

[sleek harness]

What's yall opinion about the new class after the newly published leaks

[blazing ibex]

Ye

[ocean widget]

but scroll up to see the actual reason

[misty trench]

STOP telling people that lmao

[jaunty path]

and it takes a lot for me to call someone weird

[misty trench]

you're gonna mandela effect people

[twin flower]

is it cuz youre also weird

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-mercury-baile-dance-perform-gif-12451178

[blazing ibex]

Rewdy was like

[tall grove]

What do you have against Freddy mercury?

[blazing ibex]

Surprisingly out of pocket for a while

[jaunty path]

Freddy Mercury in all his wife beater glory

[dapper trench]

oooh

type shit

[ocean widget]

but you killed a man aquila
put a gun against his head, pulled his trigger, now hes dead

[misty trench]

he died instead of continuing to produce music and be an icon

[jaunty path]

I honestly found the guy supremely sus

[sleek harness]

Freddy Fazbear has the best mercuries

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-block-parry-dodge-block-parry-dodge-gif-25053870

[tall grove]

Sus? Like sussy amogus imposter?

[dapper trench]

Aquila

you twisted my arm

[jaunty path]

Aquila swore

[dapper trench]

I will gift nitro for perms

[jaunty path]

he's a bad person

[misty trench]

I'll accept the bribes but you gotta understand here, I don't actually have control over perms

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-freddie-mercury-mama-ooh-rock-gif-13914271913266081277

[hazy kestrel]

Hey hey people.

[tall grove]

He swore? In this family friendly Christian Minecraft server?

[twin flower]

hoy hoy

[sleek harness]

Person the Man

[tall grove]

For shame!

[dapper trench]

whos pp i got suck to get perms around here?

[tall grove]

For fucking shame!

[ocean widget]

can you ask the mod team to give me specifically perms so i can tell zero and paul to get the fuck on remnant so i can throw shit at them

[dapper trench]

straight man btw

[hazy kestrel]

Hello funny rat man.

[misty trench]

the CM and the entire mod team, pretty much

[dapper trench]

ah

[jaunty path]

It will be a strenous journey

[ocean widget]

im sorry, quickpaw decided the LFG channels get embed perms but this channel doesnt?

what the fuck

[tired inlet]

me watching you stream anything over heresy difficulty

[dapper trench]

Meh, been through worse

[jaunty path]

I PLAY ONLY AURIC

[misty trench]

idk if quickpaw knows exactly the workings of each channel given he's not been the DT CM for all that long

[dapper trench]

missus streams?

[jaunty path]

No streams nah

[misty trench]

and we do have a different guy doing the actual admin stuff for the discord but he's like an invisible hand, guiding the ship

[dapper trench]

you disappoint me missus

[jaunty path]

Fatshark after being exposed for owning servitors

[dapper trench]

every

fucking

day

[twin flower]

lel

[jaunty path]

Your fault for setting such high expectations!!!

[sleek harness]

Everyone does that on the big year 40000

No big deal

[jaunty path]

You got none

[ocean widget]

so hes a ghost guiding a ship for a discord game server?

[dapper trench]

my expectations are very low

[jaunty path]

yea

[sleek harness]

I am still in medieval age

[jaunty path]

machine spirit, dumbas

[tired inlet]

that's a helmsman; the invisible hand is a theosophic construct guiding privatized market forces.

[hazy kestrel]

So does that make us all part of the ship, part of the crew?

[misty trench]

the issue is we advocated for returning embeds to this channel, like we as a mod team advocated for it because we wanted to believe it was a good idea

it was not a good idea

[ocean widget]

machinespiritship games sounds worse

[ocean widget]

but the people who caused the ban are dead so its fine now

[tired inlet]

It's like I'm the only Sailor on the discord

[sleek harness]

Why is dog so bullshit in Auric

[tired inlet]

I just want cogent similes

[twin flower]

are they ever not

[sleek harness]

They jump you and you already got 5% of your health consumed by corruption

[tired inlet]

smite psyker

[ocean widget]

i say we make aquila the UK PM if we dont get embed perms back

[hazy kestrel]

Can you educate me on how to swear like a sailor?

[sleek harness]

What does this mean

[tired inlet]

Monkey Paw curls and he's Reform Party

[ocean widget]

i mean they're getting into power anyway next election so its just a speedrun at this point

[dapper trench]

oi

wat should i stream tomorrow?

[ocean widget]

R2

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

[tall grove]

Sloptide

[sleek harness]

Major Order

[dapper trench]

die

[sleek harness]

Surprising this wasn't for me

[dapper trench]

the major order is already done

[tired inlet]

Chronicles of Riddick -- Escape from BUtcher Bay

[sleek harness]

No

[dapper trench]

you gonna be on?

[ocean widget]

yeah

[sleek harness]

It's been 2 days theres no way

[ocean widget]

i've still got to stab the shit out of tons of people

[dapper trench]

check

like

rn

[hazy kestrel]

Or perhaps Pathways into Darkness?

[tired inlet]

Y'all see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hrulR3PhGY

[dapper trench]

might do r2 then switch to bf6

[sleek harness]

Can't

Do it for me

And I buy you a uh

Something

[hazy kestrel]

Send them down the Myth-Pathways-Marathon Lore rabbit hole.

[sleek harness]

What is it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a cognitohazard that I can’t stop thinking about.

[dapper trench]

its already done

[sleek harness]

Sounds so 40k

Boring

Try the all skaven factions lore

[sleek harness]

Impossible

[dapper trench]

has anyone watched the csm movie?

[sleek harness]

What

[ocean widget]

chainsaw man

[dapper trench]

chainsaw man

[ocean widget]

not the other CSM

[dapper trench]

[sleek harness]

What is chainbaw maen

[ocean widget]

its got a guy with a dog

the dog is a chainsaw

[sleek harness]

BORING

[ocean widget]

the guy gets a chainsaw embedded in his forehead

and also makimas a fucking weirdo who grooms the guy into killing and eating her

[sleek harness]

Huh?

[ocean widget]

its in the manga

[sleek harness]

No I am just confuse on who is this girl

Also dejavu

[ocean widget]

no the MCs name is denji

[sleek harness]

I remember a dream where I was right here, right now asking about this with you

I knew it had something wrong with it

[ocean widget]

well of course you remember it, it just happened

[hazy kestrel]

Those weird foresight dreams are always strange.

[sleek harness]

No seriously

[ocean widget]

and i think only pauls going to get that quote

and paul is dead

so im fucked

[sleek harness]

I have had a dream in this exact scenario

And I also remember saying that it was dejavu so thats why I said it was a dejavu right now

I am not high by the way

[whole glade]

GUH

[ocean widget]

debatable

either you're on drugs or we are in a bioshock infinite-esque multiverse

[hybrid zephyr]

what would be the dump stat on a combat axe ?

[ripe tangle]

hello everyone

[ocean widget]

defense

[ocean widget]

hello lucia

[untold skiff]

I'm curious to know how many people have me blocked for shitposting

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Lucia

[untold skiff]

Also hi lucia

[tall grove]

Salutations

[sleek harness]

I am breaking out of the one line dimensions

[hybrid zephyr]

tnx

[jaunty path]

How are you

[ripe tangle]

wait, is it spelled Defence or Defense?

I use both interchangably.

[sleek harness]

I am now knowing that everything that I do is supposed to happen

[whole glade]

happy rocky = happy world

[ripe tangle]

betterish

[sleek harness]

And theres nothing I can change about it

[jaunty path]

I always say Defense because it looks better to me

[hazy kestrel]

I see we’re currently on the fifth timeline.

[jaunty path]

Defence feels unnatural

[sleek harness]

The only timeline where theres no alternative timelines to follow

[untold skiff]

Smh stop chewing the wires.

[sleek harness]

No

[ocean widget]

UK is c
US is s
i've gotten a surprisingly large amount of "why did you use c" so given the amount of americans to brits here i just use s

[ripe tangle]

it's one of those things I never bothered thinking too much about until the moment I asked just now lol

[hybrid zephyr]

I don't see defense on the combat axe, is it cause i'm using a different mark maybe?

[ocean widget]

does it have mobility?

if yes, dump mobility

[jaunty path]

Mmm

Bored

[twin flower]

Play game

[hazy kestrel]

Go down the Marathon lore rabbit hole. It’ll be great. Trust.

[twin flower]

Marathon?

[blazing ibex]

Marathon has some actually fascinating lore.

[sleek harness]

Play my game

[whole glade]

i will eat your silverware

[sleek harness]

Silverware?

[hazy kestrel]

The original marathons pal. The lore rabbit hole will take you into some pathways into darkness though.

[sleek harness]

Like

Silverhand?

[jaunty path]

I need to read horus rising tho

[twin flower]

I imagine just playing dice with a rat

[whole glade]

[sleek harness]

I was think of hide and seek

[twin flower]

Good book

[twin flower]

Its a game?

[sleek harness]

Also I am not a rat

[blazing ibex]

This gif always troubles me greatly

[sleek harness]

I am The Rat

I earn the whole title

[tall grove]

@blazing ibex @modest flume sorry to ping you guys somewhat outta the blue, I was just wondering if you’re still willing to help me out with some havocs?

[jaunty path]

Click It

[twin flower]

Still a rat

[blazing ibex]

I'm actually heading home like rn

[sleek harness]

I am skaven

[little marten]

no one fucking told me you need a battery for launch tower

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[blazing ibex]

Wait.

[tall grove]

Oh, sorry

[twin flower]

Rat with thumbs

[little marten]

i just spent 30 minutes running around with some random dude looking for a battery

[hazy kestrel]

Remember: You’ve got to find yourself, starting back, pal.

Oh, and don’t forget when you’re in the maze to follow the path, cross over the cell bars, make a maze from its path, eat the cell bars, find an alternative path in the maze, to eat the maze, and to eat the path.

[sleek harness]

Rats have thumbs wdym

[blazing ibex]

Nah you're all good. Was gonna ping you as soon as I got back actually lol

[little marten]

do they

[sleek harness]

Do they

[little marten]

answer me

or so help me

[sleek harness]

I answered

[twin flower]

its like a lil nubbin

[little marten]

i will bring wrath to you of the likes youve never witnessed

[tall grove]

Okay, fair enough. Fair warning, I’ve been playing DRG all day so I might take a minute or two to get used to darktide controls again

[twin flower]

barely a thumb

[ripe tangle]

no, rats don't have thumbs

[sleek harness]

Too dumb to comprend a answer?

[sleek harness]

Shut up

Liar

Old

30000 years old

[ripe tangle]

they don't!

[jaunty path]

Wait they don't??

[little marten]

thats what a rat that doesnt want to reveal their identity as a chef would say

to waylay suspicions

[ripe tangle]

RAT OF UNUSUAL SIZE

massive rodent

[twin flower]

They got like little nubbins

[sleek harness]

Thats me yeah

[twin flower]

of a thumb

[blazing ibex]

New York City

[little marten]

rats actually have beautiful hands

[sleek harness]

Any more supposed insults?

[ripe tangle]

huge biter thing

[little marten]

i would hold hands with a hat

[steel anvil]

Hello everyone it's been a while and I didn't why not talk about something real quick is that has anyone heard about the Warhammer survival game coming out soon next year

[jaunty path]

They have almost thumbs

I was bit by a rat once

[sleek harness]

No

[twin flower]

Fake news

[little marten]

sorry that happened to you but im built different

[ripe tangle]

anyway rats don't have thumbs but believe it or not, raccoons do!

[twin flower]

Get your shots

[hazy kestrel]

Hats don’t have hands silly.

[tall grove]

Fake and woke

[little marten]

🙁

[tall grove]

You have some bum ass hats then

[little marten]

if i had a lolipop for every time i typed something incorrect

[jaunty path]

I went to the ER and was totally fine

[steel anvil]

I don't believe in woke it's just an excuse to justify hate also kind of heresy

Actually last time I check it is real about the Warhammer survivor game also surprising they're also doing both 40K as well as also age of sigmar

[tall grove]

Yeah, I’m aware. I was making fun of it

[little marten]

is it woke to like lentils?

[jaunty path]

I'm going to find you vro

[hazy kestrel]

Lentils are alright.

[ripe tangle]

no

[little marten]

please do i think we'd have fun hanging out together

do you like ducks?

[ripe tangle]

liking a bean isn't inherently woke

[little marten]

we oculd go to the local gorge

[little marten]

you're a bean lol

[steel anvil]

Oh okay awesome hey by the same studio with boltgun by the way

[hazy kestrel]

I have no strong opinions on lentils one way or the other.

[hazy kestrel]

BEAN SOUP

[jaunty path]

Who are you fucking Tony Soprano????

[tall grove]

Nice, I’m sure it’ll be awesome

[ripe tangle]

is it British to like beans?

[little marten]

cowboys loved backed beans

[ripe tangle]

but what about cheese?

[little marten]

so watch yourself

[tall grove]

Yes. And because of that, if you like beans you must die

[twin flower]

Does it have a name yet?

[little marten]

just a friendly guy

that sounded creepy sorry

[blazing ibex]

No

Puerto Ricans love beans

[jaunty path]

I wasn't creeped out but if you want to apologize you can give me 50 dollars

[little marten]

i could do that

but then i wouldnt have 50 dollars

[ripe tangle]

sends everyone to the forests of New Jersey

[tall grove]

Yeah and Puerto Ricans are brown Wich is WOKE

[blazing ibex]

And Mexicans. And well. Practically any kind of Hispanic really.

[jaunty path]

But I would have 50 dollars

[little marten]

you would

[grizzled plover]

Thank you Darktide for giving us Lore Accurate Kantraels, just had a squad of four cutthroats bring down a plagryn with four ILGs and a krak grenade

[steel anvil]

It is simply called Warhammer survivor mainly because it's going to be including 40K and age of sigmar (kind of surprising but nice to get some recognition for age of sigmar)

[little marten]

ok you drive a hard bargain

meet me at the end of the road by the atm and i'll withdraw it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s peak.

[hazy kestrel]

Well, at least you didn’t send us to Detroit.

[tall grove]

You know what? I like you all. Don’t come to transit hub HL-16-11 tomorrow

[ocean widget]

stabbed a foreign royal and nicked his crown
truly the only way to play a brit in remnant 2

[little marten]

But my son has a dance recital there

Actually serious question

[tall grove]

Then he’d better stay home

[ripe tangle]

last time I checked, Argentines and Uruguayans don't eat beans so much, I mean they do but less than anyone else to the point it isn't as much a staple

[little marten]

For a long time I’ve wanted to start learning dance what is the best to learn? I’ve been looking at salsa clubs mostly

Nothing boring tho like that waltz shit

[hazy kestrel]

Go tango, pal.

[little marten]

Is tango like salsa?

[twin flower]

The one that looks like vampire survivors?

[tall grove]

Yoo thuld wittowy hit da gwiddy

[steel anvil]

Yeah it does look like it and if you're saying they copied it they had a partnership with the developers of vampire survivor

[hazy kestrel]

Well, it’s more like a fast waltz I think.

[twin flower]

Got me hyped for no reason ngl lmao

[little marten]

If I get good at a more classical type of dance I’d be tempted to go to a modern dance thing but I’m quite uh.. inanimate rhythm wise

Life’s too short to not be able to dance I feel

[steel anvil]

Kind of looking forward to it to be honest even though I'm reminding myself I need to go finish up a lot of vampire survivor

[hazy kestrel]

It takes two to tango, so let your partner worry about the rhythm.

[steel anvil]

Warhammer has been basically an on and off franchise to me.

[little marten]

I want some rhythm too tho

[ocean widget]

less a looks like and more a "someone dumped a bucket of warhammer paint over vampire survivors"

[tall grove]

Perform an interpretive dance to hab block bonanza

[twin flower]

this tbh

[little marten]

Your suggestion is ridiculous!!!

[ocean widget]

easy money grab for them

[little marten]

Ok I’ll look into tango but currently got a salsa one booked

[hazy kestrel]

Well, then tango some more until you get the rhythm.

[twin flower]

unfortunate

[ocean widget]

yup, unfortunately wont stop em

[little marten]

Remind me 6 months and I’ll send you a video of me dancing

[tall grove]

Nuh uh

[little marten]

Clothed ofc

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll honestly probably forget lmao.

But I wish you luck.

[twin flower]

also weird they included Titus in that 40k worlds championship they got going on

[little marten]

That’s ok I will forgot sooner

Forget

Kinda like skateboarding I always wish I’d learned to do that but I’m too old now

[tall grove]

Geezer

[hazy kestrel]

I believe the term you’re looking for is “venerable one”.

[little marten]

Bro in another life we shred rails together

[whole glade]

I used to

when i was in HS

[little marten]

Why did you stop

[tall grove]

Nah, he’s a wrinkled old bat

A coot

[whole glade]

no godamn skate parks any,moar

[little marten]

Ah shit, can’t you just like skate around the block or something?

I can’t really skate in my area or I’ll be stabbed by roadmen on e scooters

[whole glade]

boring poser shit

[little marten]

Who cares if you enjoy it

[whole glade]

alotta people care

[little marten]

Well that’s their failing

[twin flower]

minus brownie points

[hazy kestrel]

Just don’t give a damn about what they think. Life’s too short.

[whole glade]

yeah then get harrassed by them :3

[little marten]

You know something sad, I got so much shit from family and school for playing video games when I grew up that I can’t talk about video games to strangers even if they bring it up

[blazing ibex]

@tall grove me here but me thinks bushman might be schleep

[whole glade]

facts

[little marten]

So do what makes you happy fuck the goblins yo

[twin flower]

Rough

[tall grove]

Probably. We can try anyway, I’ll just be rusty because I’ve been playing DRG all day

[whole glade]

im a goblin

[hazy kestrel]

I believe in you pal.

[little marten]

Same but the other ones lol

[hazy kestrel]

I prefer the term, “Loot Gremlin”

[somber stream]

How'd it go so far?

[little marten]

Ahh my beautiful half German boy

[somber stream]

I'm dying

[little marten]

Sick?

[twin flower]

Arent we all

[somber stream]

Yeah

[little marten]

Fuck another one

Everyone I know is sick too

[somber stream]

It's that time of the year

[little marten]

Well I’m praying for your swift recovery 🙏

[blazing ibex]

need to see what my havoc even is

[somber stream]

Thanks Nurgle, mighty early isn't it?

[little marten]

Friday

Gonna have a big sleep tonight and reset for next week properly this time

[somber stream]

Saturday, actually

[tall grove]

Probably too high for me to be able to pull off lol

[little marten]

Need to get back into reading before bed

I blame arc raiders

[hazy kestrel]

What book are ya reading?

[blazing ibex]

magistrati

[little marten]

Malazan book 4 atm

[blazing ibex]

...rotten garden

36

[somber stream]

lol people i known been knee deep in the game, gotta spread it out else you'll get burned out

[blazing ibex]

i wish to perish

[little marten]

I also have a friends manuscript I have to read and I’ve been woefully slow 💀

[little marten]

Enshrouded update on Monday will help

[tall grove]

Mine is 22 excise vault with rotten armour and encroaching garden

[hazy kestrel]

What’s the manuscript about?

[blazing ibex]

That sounds ass solely because of that map.

[little marten]

So far, sex..

[hazy kestrel]

Neato.

[little marten]

I guess that’s what modern books are all about

Not personally what I read but I’m gonna power through

[blazing ibex]

We can do yours though cuz honestly that being a 36, even I'm a little iffy about it because Magistrati fucking sucks with rotten armor.

[odd rock]

Why in tf does this games upscaling suck so much that the duck upscaler gives me 300fps, but dlss or fsr on a 5080 or a 9070xt can’t push that even with frame gen

[tall grove]

Sure

Just send the join request

[little marten]

He has some beautiful ways of describing places and scenes, the naughty stuff I have no opinion on however as it’s not in my wheelhouse

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve been thinking of getting my hands on a copy of Nietzche’s “Beyond Good and Evil,” and “Thus Spoke Zarathustra.”

[little marten]

Ohh fair my dad called me up to ask about Nietzsche a couple weeks ago lol

[hazy kestrel]

Boring, I know. But it’s interesting to me.

[little marten]

You’re not my dad are you?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[little marten]

Thank god

It’s not boring if it’s interesting to you tbh

[jaunty path]

I think it requires reading of greek mythology

[ruby ravine]

is it possible to do the "quick work" penance solo if you put the tubes close enough together? randoms keep ruining it for me by ignoring and just putting them in while im collecting all of them

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve also been reading the Stoics like Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, and Seneca. It’s pretty neat.

[little marten]

Hmmm..

He also was talking about stoicism recently 🤔

[hazy kestrel]

Eh, I should be fine in that regard. Mythology was my favorite thing to read way back when.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s pretty interesting stuff to be fair. Marcus talks a lot about living in the present moment, being a generally good person, and not giving into the puppet strings of impulse, desire, etc.

[misty trench]

trust me, if I bring this up in mod chat I'll be told "nah bruv they had their shot and they BLEW it, those fiends, those buffoons, those vagabonds and ruffians!"

[little marten]

Maybe I’ll give it a gander then, seems like mandatory reading

[hazy kestrel]

Epictetus also talks similar points, and he references Socrates a lot as being the type of person we should all strive to be like.

[ocean widget]

RIP the bed is permanently shat

[hazy kestrel]

Not a philosopher, but just a generally pretty good all-around human being.

[rocky radish]

I respect that a lot. Luckily I haven't heard any offensive chat, but names.... Yeah, a few

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, that’s enough of that. Time to get back to reading Harrowmaster.

[little marten]

I’m guessing that’s not philosophy lol

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, Alpha Legion shenanigans.

[whole glade]

oh good

[delicate vapor]

e

[rocky radish]

Never has a single letter been so informative

[arctic escarp]

gen chat could not in fact keep it in they pants

[frosty tinsel]

How do I complete every shot count penance

[rocky radish]

I heard shotguns help

[hazy kestrel]

Shotgun with low ammo count.

[rocky radish]

If one pellet hits an enemy, it's a hit

[frosty tinsel]

Does a revolver work

[hazy kestrel]

Pray that the hit reg doesn’t render your shots nonexistent.

Yesn’t. Shotguns are safer

[rocky radish]

Any gun works, but shotgun would give you less chance of missing

[hazy kestrel]

Due to hit reg shenanigans, that is.

[tired inlet]

don't miss

[frosty tinsel]

Double barrel or combat

[somber stream]

I think i know where my preference for red heds came from now

Kim Possible

[hazy kestrel]

Either one works.

[somber stream]

I remember watching the thing when i was 9 and thinking "Man that's hot"

[sleek harness]

Different

[hazy kestrel]

I blame Rogue Trader for giving me that.

[sleek harness]

You can't compare a chainsaw to a chainknife

[somber stream]

Yrliet?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah.

[somber stream]

She friendzone you to the warp and back

Are you okay?

[hazy kestrel]

I know

[hazy kestrel]

Am existing, pal.

[frosty tinsel]

I'm just trying to get this task done 😭

[somber stream]

Same Personman, same

[little marten]

So this is what you do while I’m asleep

[sleek harness]

Guns are different

[somber stream]

You're not even sleeping

[hazy kestrel]

Also, the tallness may have been a factor too.

[somber stream]

I'd romance Agenta, too bad GW took that away from us

She's so wholesome, for a fanatic

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll never forget what they took from us.

[little marten]

Mixed opinions on argenta

[hazy kestrel]

But anyways Licht, have you seen Yrliet’s thunder thighs?

[little marten]

I’m unfortunately a Jae man through and through

[somber stream]

Yrliet what

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, uh.

[somber stream]

Also I don't like Jae, something about her is off from the start

[little marten]

She’s cringe af until commoragh but if you play it right you get wholesome relationship

[somber stream]

I see

[astral basin]

Rt talk again

[somber stream]

Agenta willingly forfeit her saint status and banish herself to save you btw

[hazy kestrel]

I blame my wargaming friend for applying our old inside joke of “thunder thighs” to Yrliet.

But then again, if the title fits…

[somber stream]

Yrliet looks like she could use a BBQ or two

Actually now that i think about it

She kinda looks like that girl from uhhh the chess movie

[little marten]

lol

[hazy kestrel]

I know what you’re referring to, just don’t remember the name.

[somber stream]

Anya Taylor Joy

[little marten]

Anna something?

Ah that’s it

[somber stream]

I'm very bad with celeb names

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I was referring to the chess movie name tho.

[little marten]

That’s the best way to be

[somber stream]

Queen's Gambit

Good watch, but for some reason i didn't watch the final episodes

[hazy kestrel]

Aye, there we go.

[somber stream]

Couldn't pick it up again, too

I might do a funni

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, I think I’m gonna go sleep now. Goodnight all.

[little marten]

That’s probably the correct play

[agile raven]

Can't sleep.
Need to be up at 0600.

Guess it's time for a cold Dr. Pepper.

[little marten]

In 48 minutes m?

[agile raven]

No it's 2200 hours.

Rockies type hours.

[little marten]

Does not compute

[astral basin]

I forgot about Kimpossible. Everyone talking about shego.

[somber stream]

Yeah everyone was into Shego, understandably

She and Raven was THE goth gals back then

[astral basin]

Nah its the black cargo pants and… athleticism for me

Who else was it

[somber stream]

Roight

[astral basin]

Danny phantom chic

[somber stream]

....

...Martian Queen

Wait no she isn't goth

[tall grove]

All I can think of when I hear Danny phantom is that one Kira tweet

[astral basin]

Her name was sam. And then there was the rocker chic in the same show lmao

Nick really tripled down on the dark aesthetic for a while

Kira huh?

[little marten]

🙈

[main zephyr]

just realized theres 21 primarchs including the 2 lost legions due to the fact alpharius that legion has 2 primarchs given alhphariuses twin

[misty trench]

it's probably the fraud and lies

but other than that she's honest

[main zephyr]

so being realistic its 21 not 20

[somber stream]

"She might lie and trick people but she's honest"

[little marten]

She never claimed to be Fidelio though

[somber stream]

Ayy

[misty trench]

we're all Fidelio, in a way

[arctic escarp]

wife material type sh

[somber stream]

Are you okay

[little marten]

There’s actually a Fidelio party just climb into that deactivated furnace

[misty trench]

that's fine, I've got 7000 medkits

[twin flower]

Don't they count as being a single primarch foro their legion, hence the 20

[main zephyr]

yes but being realistic itd be 21 but yeah you're right

also im waiting for the grey knights to reveal big e's true name

malacador knew it and they grey knights do due to malcador even the custodes don't know his true name

[sleek harness]

I see future

In my dreams

[little marten]

The rapper?

[main zephyr]

lol

[twin flower]

Hmm. Would it have any meaning even if people knew it

[main zephyr]

it gives a level of power over him

like knowing a demons true name

same for the primarchs

then we got the king in yellow searching to learn big e's true name

for a demon primarch for example using their true name could instantly banish them back to the warp

like how lorgar controlled fulgrim during the siege of terra using his true name

the names we use for the primarchs arent their true names btw

[shy sandal]

I vibe with Arc Raiders

[somber stream]

@little marten I did a thing
#zealot-class message

[somber stream]

Worth the hype, yeah?

[sleek harness]

What

Rappers don't do that

[shy sandal]

For now...

But, yeah i've been having fun with my friend

[somber stream]

I know a gem when i look at one

[astral basin]

I cant decide if its heretical or tasteful

i must ponder this more

[somber stream]

What is?

[astral basin]

.

[somber stream]

It's only Friendship in the Friendzone town with Yrliet

"Let's hold hands, in a friendly manner!"

"I'm hugging you, as friends!"

[silver mango]

Joe Emperor

[tall grove]

Yakub for sure

[main zephyr]

also the primaris marines got not only traitor primarch dna from cawl also the lost legion primarchs which raises red flags

the issue is how he has the lost legions geneseed stuff

[astral laurel]

There are no lost legions nor traitor legions

Inquisitor, this one right here

[astral basin]

Cawls got everything, right down to abominable intelligence
Im pretty sure big e would put a boot on his neck if he were to come back
Scapegoat for anything that’s remotely “i thought the imperium isnt allowed to do that”

Welcome to the mourningstar, sister

Has the malady ended?

[astral laurel]

He's too valuable to destroy, otherwise Roboute would have done it

[whole glade]

ah hell naw

they making zootopia 2

[astral basin]

Hes got a stockpile of nintendo cartridges with his memories that can be uploaded into some servoskulls
Itll be fine

[whole glade]

what the hell

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-12830799583270855342

[astral laurel]

He temporarily fixed plasma guns by giving them better cooling only for everyone to then go "So now they can be turned up even HIGHER? Bet"