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Yeah
majority of mission have take none damage
what is break point is meaning
How many hits to kill
i hear it say many time
I'm innocent
oh
How many shot/kill, min maxing
i like fighting rager enemy
if you deal 80 damage to something with 100 health, it takes 2 hits to kill
if you increase your damage by 20 more, you hit the breakpoint to only need one hit to kill
i can now fight many amount at once
Why?!?
they are fun for fighting with melee
i before fight 25 at once without be hurt
cuz shes a gamer
Try saying that on havoc
woe blue rotten rager
Hey this helped, thank you!
i learn cool trick thing for daemon host from youtube as well
but i never see a daemon host in mission
Ragers are an enemy i struggled with hard when i started
ledging the host?
Glad you got it figured out
nonono is about make it follow but it is not hurt
Doesn't spawn below malice i think
i believe daemonhosts spawn at malice and above
has a higher chance to spawn with the lights out modifier
Even in malice it can be rare
Lights out or foggy will do
nah not vent purge
lights out can eat my ass
what is this?
Daemonhost love vision impaired areas
why they are blind?
remember when plasma gunners launched
i remember
no sniper ever could compare to that
Shine a light on them or walk into them you get attacked
or a well placed backstab headshot
You know where you turn off lights at home and starts sprinting to your room because there's ghost in the dark? Kinda like that 
People do that?
that is weird
Depends on the place tbh
I turn the lights off and dare them to try it
Not wear they are sleeping psykers posssessed by Chaos Monsters.
Do not poke the heretic
They will attack, and kill you
Calm down Ghostbusters 
is chaos is like hell
Daemonhosts give you free Aquilas to buy cosmetics. You should attack them and your team will help.
Basically.
what is aquilas is?
Aquilas is the currency in darktide
money
that is weird
don't poke daemonhosts
You are very new to 40k I see
but is give money
daemonhosts are just possessed humans
the demon gets activated when you go near it
Don't touch it either way
touch them
the characters will tell you very plainly NOT to go near the mfs
They are like the witch in left 4 dead. You can only hear them whisper then when you see them in the dark it's probably too late
there will always be a way to walk around them.
You get two chances
hello
First time they'll start to float
second time is they will wake up
and fucking GET whoever woke them up
that is very amount scary
2 if you are not on top of them
Dammit. Ambushed by 3 hornets. And i found my first ancil
as someone with thousands of hours in l4d series
the witch is peak horror gaming fr
Yeah witch was worse than daemonhost
New player here what is the easiest class to start with?
What IS. The easiest class for a new player after all the changes?
Ogryn or arbitrator
You have to ration skill points so
Um ogryn or arbite but you will have to learn basics in blocking and dodging sooner or later
Would an Arby have the hilarious base stats?
i was start with psyker and is impossible for me beating level 1
If you are ok grinding, zealot is pretty hardy
do not do it
zealot
TRY psyker
ok
I started with psyker. Glad I did, because it taught me to be aware of what's going on. Made other classes easier
Its probably not going to be your jam, but on the off chance it is you'll like it
I love zealot but it might give you bad habits
Psyker is a lot of fun to play if you can handle the difficulty of a glass cannon
Arbites and it's not even close
psyker isnt a glass cannon anymore
I tried Psyker before the latest skill tree rework, wasn't much a fan. I like feeling like I'm just slugging it out, barbarian style
psyker can tank now
thx
Mandatory Warp Charges 💀
Yeah but not starting out
True? I just figured I had got better as a player lol
What's that blue thing on the enemies head, I better shoot it
Every time
arbites is the dogman right?
35% DR on Psyker seemsbalanced
yah
I know builds vary but I just had a team as a vet with three other psykers and it was hell lol
But that is an extreme example
people just want to hard crutch on infernus staff and smite
they should try melee psyker
Og skill tree back
Me too lol I didn't get past 1st mission till level 15
ngl its kind of nice to be forced to take an alternative route by environmental hazards like daemonhosts
I had this deflector block psyker
It's really hard to find teams in Japan, so recently I've been joining the Hong Kong server. Not sure why, but every second person is a psyker there
I love how Daemonhosts have a unique alert ping being an eye
I like the emphasis on danger when there's already so much going on
I always wanna throw something at them
I ain't scared of you abomination, come fucking get it
But
My brother in law insists on fighting the daemonhost every time. Not sure what kind of rewards he's expecting
Purge the deamon
Skill

Doing the funny zealot daemonhost deleter build is fun sometimes
Also hello freaks
Satisfacion in killing whats not the hardest boss in the game tbh
the reward is free corruption
I can't justify it microwaving the rest of the team in corruption
If it was just gonna kick MY ass
Actually that's just the look here ping
I'd do it all the time
ik!
I just find it really neat!
Its nice that it's the look ping instead of the shoot this ping
Yeah thats what makes it feel extra cool!
it's certainly something else to run and find a nude homeless person infront of you
Maybe daemonhosts are your average ny subway experience.
Worst case I enjoy when being a ogryn homie, I can just use taunt alt, hold shield, get the host off my team
Oh yeah taunt and aoe abilities set it off
learned that once
beat em anyway
It might be just me but..
have they fucked up the sound?
I can't put my finger on it, but the game misses some sounds when there's a lot of horde
That's why I like comically low peril gen shield psyker
I can just cleanse in between hits
No
I work night shift, it just depends. The gas station just a couple streets down from me is genuinely a dangerous area and I've had to keep my head straight many times lol
I wouldn't be surprised
Check your audio settings if you haven't already.
a lot of fucking noise
My condolences
People keep getting arrested or od ing in the bathroom
My condolences
everything is at it was, but now it feels like some sounds are missing
I used to hear a lot more stuff going arround than now
to the point I sometimes can't hear those "big steps" the ogryns do
Could be an audio bug..
Do you listen to anything while your playing?
I use darktide as my podcast relaxation game
But I've noticed it makes a lot of the nurgleoid grunts and shouts sound similar
idk I after all this time still love darktide ost
My favorite ping to use on daemonhost is attack this for ration destroyer
no, but I used the sounds to guess where enemies where and what to do, dunno how to explain it
I have ragers and crushers sound like normal dudes and it fuckes me sometimes
now that some sounds are missing, I just can't
exactly, now it's worse
had
Like, theres just one song that became so good that the whole 40k community uses it on their sick edits
That's that
My favorite hobby lately is trying to bounce a grenade off the roof so it lands on a special based on how loud their callout is when they show up
Got shot in the back w 4 other people in the building
Hopefully theyll get jumped
You'd never guess which enemy is easiest to earball like that
Flamers
Trappers are a close second, but I think that's a trauma reflex
Yeah flamers got a very distinct noise
one thing I notice is the really like spawning behind ya.
Irs more they run really uniformly fast
my problem with sound now is mostly when there's a lot of mobs mostly
it used to be great, even in a big horde, you could listen to your surroundings
See I'm trying to get it where the grenade lands right as they turn a corner
now you just can't
I want the first sight of the enemy be them exploding
It could just be an audio bug
Do you notice any specific enemies it happens with?
nope, it can happen with everything, even small enemies missing it's hitting sound
60 mobility is good for spearhead boltgun?
Do you use any mods?
like I get hit bc I couldn't know I was about to be hit by the side or the back
no, this happens after Bound by duty update
everything is the same, no mods, same settings both my pc and the game
Hmm
Sometimes patches and tweak your settings though I haven't heard of that in a while
I used to play tons of l4d so I purposefully got quality headphones and it was a smart move. Headphone users get way more of an awareness 
See I like to play music or something over darktide
in l4d people will claim it's wall hacks
exactly this
but now it got worse
But I've gotten REALLY good at sorting enemy noises out of a lot of sound
Because otherwise : 💀
I still have trouble with ragers though
I think they sound too much like other things
When I first started, the sound of a mutants THUDTHUDTHUD behind you was the wildest shit on headphones
You know what it was for me?
I think I did, yes mainly bc of vermintide wich getting hit there is way worse than here
Those like, distant fallouts that just sound like ambient monster noises
The second I realized all those usually meant something blew my mind
The PoxHounds howling tho
You know what would make a fun mod/feature
You know how in dmcv the music gets more layered and louder as your style goes up?
That but killing things in darktide
I havent played any DmC game
, ones that I haven't finished anyway
The more your beat the hell out of the demons the more the music kicks in
😼
I want like
Imperial March or something to kick in if the squad gets especially murder ey
Like reverse horde music
If you're just tearing though the level make it play disposal unit
So what are everyones theories on the class reveal? Majority think it will be be admech, but some think we might get a Kroot. Some nutters are even hoping for a beastman (they do have minis in the 40k universe).
Devil may cry is a beat em up, but as a chaptered campaign game
I think i played 4. Was pretty cool
The Gaunlet is the best OST when mowing down horde after horde
This has been an issue for a while now
its not that sounds are gone but are missplaced for some reason. Like the burster ticking coming from behind you while the actual burster is in front
Which one is that?
whats your favorite method of horde mowing?
Its that the crypt of the necrodancer ass music from arcivum sycorax?
No clue how to deal with it either, i had it in the past and just got used to instantly dodging/pushing
Mine is ogryn point blank barrage with twin stubber
Fixed itself over time for me but a friend of mine has it atm as well
Where are you getting that majority from, I've seen other people think that the majority of people think it's a ganger.
Ive got this attack speed heavy sword zealot
depends on the character
laser rifle with veteran, rune sword or hammer with zealot, bigass forcesword with psycker
it depends on the mood to lol
well that was what people wanted most a while back, but I guess I may not have been following here as often I should have to keep myself up to date
go look it up, it's awesome, as all Jesper Kyd music
I don't defend myself and a barely dodge
Because it lawnmowers horde so hard and refunds so much charge cool down I just keep my toughness full
Works up until I hit a crusher
30 bulwarks
That's the crypt of the necrodancer one, I love that sequence
The majority might want A, but think that it'll be B
You know what horde theme sets me off (often to stupid risk taking levels)?
Reactivation
The frozen foundryplex one
The theremin demands blood
Is the next update going to make Darktide hit version 2.0 or version 1.10? Mystery
We're at 1.9 now
The only ever game to reach 2.0
Without making me feel like we improved so much that it feels futuristic
Darktide 2.0 will be the server shutdown 
We're on 4.0 by my count
Skill tree update was 2.0 crafting system execution was 3.0, mission rework and class reworks were 4.0
🔵
I supposed the mission rework was also the arbites want it?
Maybe they'll sneak some sweeping rework in with the gangmecher
What still needs it?
Bots
only in ohio
whats in ohio
only in ohio
checks out
new class are psyker ogryns
New class psyker but all the other classes at the same time.
You have a dog, you are the size of the ogryn, you have martydom and until death, and you have staffs, plus built in survivalist.
Is the dog scaled to Ogryn size though
A Vetzeakergryn
Bold to assume game even hit 1.0
It’s still in alpha by my estimates

I wasn’t on the server but may those times be forever forgotten
"coming soon"
does everyone in this game have serious names 😭
i was so surprised
i have only ever seen like one actually silly name
barring people calling their ogryn bonk or something
I just love playing the misson where u destroy the heretic stim factory
I get to enjoy hearing Light of The Imperium ost
My Ogryn is named Conogryn McGregor
im used to league of legends names so its a bit of a culture shift for me 😭
My ogryn is called Mr bubbles
Named mine Big Boom because I use the grenades box
no lilliafeet47 queueing up
U cant forget Consignent Yard
My Ogryn is just called Bobo
I mean all the songs are bangers
The only thing darktide can actually boast with
Is the amazing ost
Truly
💀
How is darktide not nomitated for ost of the year
not true
Darktide is the second best Tide game, that's not nothing
Darktide>Vermintide 2
Thats your opinion 
I think its the best so far honestly
and it's the correct one

Cold take
I want more operations like rolling steel
And, greedy I am, I want at least one slot on the mission board to always have and operation
Twins were peak on release
what? you said you want more Mortis Trials maps? you got it, darktide player
It doesn't have to be the same one
But I want it to always be an option
Because fuck do I not have the time for a full mission sometimes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please anything but that

You're greed will consume you
Be carefull brother and dont fall into slaneesh heresy
Main downside is that the clearrate is really low for twins/train
And joining in progress was a big issue on release
And thats it im sry
Oh another that one map with the single central area for 80% of the fighting
Oh boy my favorite
Mortis is good for buildcraft perverts
Starts farting
I feel like mortis could have been more interesting. For example, if the landscape changed over time
Vermintide 1 is the true Emperor
I remember booting up v1 for the first time. Blown away
10 years of tide 💪
10 years of cousin Okri
Honestly thought Mortis was just an elaborate version of meatgrinder where you just test your skills
dont have it 
Still dont play it tho
does it have the crank gun?
I installed Vermintide 1 a couple months ago for the nostalgia and it was fun
Ngl I don't remember I only played Saltz & Bardin for v1
I still miss the OG inn, not going to lie.
Psyker needs a talent that increases their speed scaling with peril
May I ask why? I don't play Psyker so I'm curious
Not useful, but sounds very fun
All I can think of, which you're probably aware of, is throwing sprint efficiency on a weapon
Speed on crit, series speed boost, a speed node and speed on disrupt destiny
I'm never not running sprint efficiently on every curio
It was the only way I could justify loner zealot
Grimdark sonic
I'm not running off if I can be back at the team RIGHT now
hi, am i able to just sit in one of the strike team vc? 👀
Exactly
Some nerds will probably butt in and yap about Warhammer 40k
probs but there's dedicated lfg channels if you're wanting a game
im not familair lfg?
thats fine 🙂
LFG stands for Looking for Game for example #vox-lfg-nasa
tysm
As much as I play darktide
For da Empruh
very much appreciate it
I don't think I've ever touched lfg
Some of the funnest runs I've ever had were groups though
All.....4 times
Alas
Voice chat is scary
I just go at it with randos tbh, Havocs anyway
Tbh I play games most times to talk to people less. Texting is one thing, sure
Not to be toxic I just find a lot of people with mics tend use the entire game as a personal podcast or something
That's what I do
I do pubs
I'm just extremely phobic of voice chat
Makes me feel like I have ants on my skin and there is a rapist behind me about to swing a 2x4 at my head
General discomfort and a sense of danger
Whoever mentioned that fast Psyker. Now I'm imagining a super sprinter sonic Ogryn. A mutant build lol
Listen
Guys i need an answer to a question that's been bugging me
There ARE fast ogryn builds
And they are scary and beautiful to watch
Especially if there comfy with that no slowdown on heavies perk
My teammates recently rush a LOT. Is it better to kill the 15+ specials while having a good chokepoint to avoid being overwhelmed if a horde spawns in front of the team or just rush and not overthink it (i do clear them by myself no problem but it's irritating when i have to catch up)
I'd give you a build for it if I still had it
Randoms?
Would appreciate it if so
Yup
Oh no no
I was in the hospital when the rework patch happened so my multitudes of funny niche builds got Thanos snapped
But I'm unsure if it's a skill issue on situational awarness or if randos are being randos
What difficulty you playing at
Auric maelstrom and a bit of damnation
I stopped playing and came back after the update and it was a good choice 
Speed running is a great way to play. Make sure to scream at your team for sucking every time you get knocked down for the full experience
What class are you usually also? And have you noticed the randoms class at all?
Heresy to lvl
Maybe now I can finally bring my rotten apple Psyker from 19 to max bc I at the time did not enjoy Psyker
I do heresy when I don't have especially long to play sometimes
Vet arby and a lil psyker on the side
Happens mostly on vet and arby tho
So you run sprint efficiency?
Prolly situational most times imo
It wont solve the issue but it will make it easier to catch back up
Since hordes wont give ya break anyway so you sorta have to rush while clearing
What does it do? Im running toughness and hp on my curios
Lowers the stamina usage of sprint
If you have it on all 3 curios there isn't a gap that will realistically let your run out before you have to stop and do something
And simply out sprint up timing the baseline that people tend to have will let you catch up real easy since you'll always be a biiiit faster
Its probably suboptimal though
Your milage may vary on psyker since they have nerd lungs and geek cardio
Ehhh
Didn't know sprint efficiency was that *used
I don't think many people run sprint efficiency
my game with 3 psykers earlier
Its probably not
I would rather have block effeciency muself
I run it because I like it, I'm just saying since so few people run it, it will mitigate your catching back up issue
A lot of randos seem to be using it (in my exp. At least) since at the beginning they run a lot faster than me
That's what I use it for, to rotate back to the team quick
I've noticed that i didn't know why tho
Is there an option in this game to change Voice language but not text language
Then it's my mobility on the weapon
Sliding into enemies with a shove is mega dopamine boost
Chain sliding to a sniper and then using a low damage stagger special to punch them to death though
Anyone know what happened to any presence of the fatshark team like a CM active in the server? haven't seen one active for ages...
Actually you know what gives me a rush?
Sprinting and vaulting cover into a big clump of shooters
what's better is bull rushing then slapping them to death.
Ooooh yeah
It has the ragdolling and everything
I've noticed that is an ogryn is tormenting a heretic like a big cat, teammates will stop to watch pretty often
I did notice soem people here tried a havoc 40 with slaps only a little while ago
no idea if they succeeded or not.
Were they running bleed on hit?
you know or you guessing. cos I wouldn't be so sure
I think they would if they were even remotely sensible.
No ones winning havoc 40 slap only first time
If they're hiring.. 
Havoc 40 gives AI director severe IBS
Bruh
Course it was fucking Ainz. forgot who it was.
Too much
No such thing
Even swapped my controls to try to integrate dodge slide into my gameplay loop
@jaunty path just cos slap only is funni, a full squad of competent oggies doing slaps with bleed is nothing to scoff at
I have done slap only runs on auric without too much difficulty so it's no surprise.
Bleed + lots o impact is always scary
exactly.
I wouldn't ask this if i didn't have teammates that clearing with them is a breeze
That crappy impact talent check
Dude
Single revolver shot for emperor bullet, check

And it was just
Reminds me of that Havoc vid where they only did Vet and only used Helbore
Insane coordination @stark bobcat
The funniest shit running around live leaking people with the crusher
And oc bleed on crit
Also i wanna ask how often do the ppl in party finder accept ppl
I could knock around crushers like I was about to shove them in a locker
Cause i feel like they are waiting for internet builds only and everything else is ahh
the skill ceiling of darktide can be taken to heights nobody dreampt of.
according to my experience with havoc season 1, psyker has 99% acceptance rate, any other class is 0% (I played barely any havoc)
you don't have it?
Depends, are you trying to join Havoc games
Same but im at uni rn
Yup
or can't play it rn?
High havocs are usually picky yeah, need a least a solid or meta build for people to accept you
Lower ones you dont have to worry about imo
When i try i get rejected 6 out of 7 times on lvl 20( searching my own lvl)
Sometime 15 as well
I wanna play more havoc
But I'm always keyed up about ruing some other poor fucks havoc with my antics
I'm too outa practice for playing havoc with randoms
Yea I wanna get to a point where I can survive in auric maelstroms consistently
Maybe I should do solo's
I took a break from this game, gotta git gud again
I used to only run the auric maelstroms. Gotta stress my PC somehow
Think it gets to a point where you need some mates to play with at higher diff ones or just end up adjusting to randoms everytime
DARKTIDE
What if your teammates don't survive
What were you having trouble on?
randoms gives you some grit
LETS GO HAVOC 40 RIGHT NOW
I think I can manage in heresy on my own
Only if we fight daemonhost
It just takes me a while to get a feel of each hero again, going from Ogryn to Vet, to Arby, etc. And also just remembering maps, their lay outs and flows
suffer not the heretic to live
I mean you can clutch but 2-3 clutches is a bit excessive
I really need to level my havoc
level deez nuts
CRY HAVOC AND UNLEASHE THESE DOGS OF WAR
UNBOUND BEASTS MAY THE MOVE AS THE TEMPEST
For the Lex!
Thats what spidey sense is for
i always dodge into a trapper that was aiming at a team mate and not me
Trapper got hacks sometimes fr
I'll dodge that net and still get caught 
mr president get down
It's that corner snipe
Everyone at fatshark was shot in the head by a disgruntled fan so darktide is cancelled sorry everyone
certainly twunks
no
like this game has any twinks
Yeah everyone in darktide is kinda horrific appearance wise
everyone looks like theyve been rubbing cigarette tar into their skin for 50 years
rannick
mm
brunt is kinda nice
krall my goat
alright fair enough ill give you rannick
i dont want you to get lobotomised
It'd fix everything though
NO.
hadron is cringe smh real ones want kayex
real ones want the personality scourage servitors
im still mad they canceled the rannick sex scene
good
thanks gw
fuckin hate that cockhead
What if the next class is just hadron
Mourningstar, reporting from Habzone 6-7, multiple Minoris 6 7 spotted I repeat, multiple 6 7 spotted, requesting assistance
dropped in the fucking MIDST of a havoc 40 must be hell vro
everyones fucking dead, you join RIGHT AFTER the last guy died

that's already a quickplay experience
yeah but thats 500 pink rot armor coming for you

pray you get good team mates and good team comp
i.e not a pysker going down every 3 SECONDS!!!
You get 1 or 2 freinds who have more than a singular braincell and you grind.
difficulty scales w who ur paired with
stay close with ur team and keep pushing forward and fall back when theres carapace/rot armor
Nah you don't want to fall back too much in the higher havocs
Infinite special spawns will kill you

hell
it wouldnt happen to me.
lmao

Awaken @sleek harness
showtime.gif
no its just DEATH.
also
don't tell me pink guys can get healed by other pink guys
Oh yeah I think its good to hold the line when theres a boss
I was playing Stellaris as a scientific robotic hivemind
What is it
The man behind the slaughter CANNOT be healed by the man behind the slaughter
Higui
So 500 pink crusher is the easiest shit ever

Don't worry about it

I'll change on the 10th
I worry about it
Because you can scare old mans to death with your name
Right Paul?
Spooky lingers for 10 days
2
Stop coping because you lost the chance to commemorate it

Is it too early to be jolly
If you were here on Halloween you wouldn't be asking for proof
I got my eyes on you
doakes.gif
only if you surrender
You don't have eyes
im gonna put a santa hat on my big halloween gargoyle
More liks 500 rot armor crushers
then they cant say shit
Which are just crushers
Hell slower crushers
you guys arent eviling hard enough
Yeah
I'm going to scare you
Too ugly for that pal
I cannot identify what in the... Uh... Whatever many Chaos Gods is your pfp
True, there's beauty in the ugly
And you can't be scared by beautiful things

we should hold an ugliest dog competition one of these days
I don't think this loophole works
@pseudo timber
like in pet-tide
Yeah
The pug
Ugly ass dog
I had this hideous shitzu mix when I was little
If you're on havoc40 they have havoc40 crusher HP
Which is 9750 iirc
god that ugly, ugly dog was cute
Rotten Armor doesn't change HP
But it gives them resistance to ranged damage and slows them down slightly
...Thats it?
Yeah
either way they're satisfying to kill cuz they pop
Even the gas they release on death only affects poxwalkers
The actual problem
Is that they turn trickle hordes into rotten Armor hordes
right
So basically armor spam to keep you "entertained"
key jiggle...
I still find them fun!!
just cleave bro
Im not dumb asf like that bruh 
Yeah I just challenged psyker chat to do that
I think they were doing h40 no talents at some point
Would you still love me if I was 4 worms that was cleaved into 8? :<
Without hesitation
More targets to be cleaved
I would have 8 worms!

This is true!
Would you guys still love me if pipe bomb?
My thirst for blood is sated
So cool! :3
Explosive
Last chance to look at me hector
Did you kill someone
3, in self-defense
I dare you to play rot armor h40 true solo with only the knife and no uncanny body shots only.
1 in revenge for some random raider who got murdered
Lmfao
fun is when double mcburger
What
A worthy cause.
That's too easy, just CRIT
Now, let's do that with a devil's Claw
MAKE HIM HOLD A BIGGER SAUSAGE
Hey fashslayer
A falukorv! :3
Isn't it fun to stuff your face with fastfood all they long
Yeah, you should do it more! :3
What is that
Very big Swedish sausage.
Ooh
I ate a really delicious burger yesterday
Wanted to eat the second one but I just couldn't
The glizzy glazers
Ng
So you're telling me you like covering glizzies in mustard and putting them in your mouth?
I love my less than 25hp teammate psyker not healing up from the medicae resulting in his death not even 2 minutes later 🥲
Martyr Zealot mindset. 
it was on the carnival one about destroying the stimm lair
it was near the church (the health station)
we had just clutched up and were about to go into the bar
what do you know, we get attacked by a wave of mutants
and he dies, instantly
and I get grabbed by a mutant and thrown into a poxburster lol
My favorite. :3
yeah 😭
slaanesh ya bastard
what ave ye been playin?
also which class?
Swarm Sim. :3
Woe, fifteen mutants upon ye
swarm sim?
Indeed. :3
tf is that?
Incremental game. Pretty fun, very addicting. :3
got baited
Fought to top of control tower. Just for it to be open roof
I check a ladder. It just drops off the side of the building…
damn u really into bugs huh gurl
what's it called?
They're so cute. :3
Swarm Sim? 
bruh
top 5 bugs
- Spiders, (if they count)
- Butterflies
- Moths
- Bees
- Ants
whatever my scarab - eat their flesh
I don't care for bugs.
other than spiders that a pretty based list
moths are number 1
i love moths
basic bitch
i neeeeeeed a moth tattoo
Stop posting about 
I'm tired of seeing it
I was in a server, right, and aaaaall of the channels were 
I looked at my girlfriend then at my underwear then I flipped and I said, hey babe 
Aaaaaaa

Someone having a spider as top 1
Spiders don't count.
Then add stick insects.
Like I know some people have jumping spider as a pet or something
But it's a spider
no scarab?
Nah.
They discovered a giant grasshopper. Worlds heaviest bug now
Guess where its at?
Australia
Moths are pretty chill
was?!
I like beetles
new moth class for darktide
Actually I don’t like insects I like bees tho
They are so cute, though!
Bumblebees are adorable.
I care not one but for arachnids either
Bumblebees are fine.
Australia also discovered a new huge spider
Related to the deadliest spider in the world
Any takers on the name?
Slider
Big chungus
Yeah, but it's Australia, so.
also if we were to include arachnids why not scorpions?
They are not as cute as the others on the list. :3
Australia isn’t a real place
Scorpions are sketchy
we were going by cuteness? nah man scorpions 1v1
fuckin awesone backstabbers
…I remember the old mall having a lolipop with a scorpion in it
Was terrified
I appreciate that scorpions just want to kill you. I like it when they're honest about their seething hatred for all natural life
So they're like Khorne daemons?
Dats a beeg boy
Precisely and they should be treated the same
cherished
Oh I just remembered, Sam O'Nella recently had a spider named after him!
Try again
got one in an amber
Revered.
Colder.
Bot flies
Nasty bastards
They attack you to lay eggs
Eggs hatch, the maggots eat their way out (necrotic venom so its already nice and rotten)
Bot flies fly free to do it again
horrific i love it
Pretty sure what typhus’s destroyer swarm is based on btw
prob sucks to be african tho
If I remember correctly botflies attack mosquitoes and deposit the eggs, which how the eggs gets inside of you. But that may have been the blowfly.
wasps are cool in that same aspect - with layin eggs into living ants
I always suspected people afraid of spiders are blissfully unaware of the existence of parasitoids. 
Which is why mosquitos deserve to be exterminated
Especially obligate parasitoids.
Several.
obligate?
Yeah thats still bot flies
Theyll hijack other parasite bugs to help the process along
Ooh chat maybe the next class will be a tyranid flesh ripper
It means the host of the parasite have to die to complete the reproductive cycle.
Kinda cool huh
Yeah we can probably do without those either
We call thise Genestealers round here in the hive city
aah interesting - i mean it makes sense - free food!
Technically it lays the eggs, that hatch inside the spiders. Very commonly the spider is just paralyzed, not dead, during the entire process.
Xenomorphs, basically.
It'd be kinda sick to have a brainwashed flesh ripper as a dog
Gonna assume this is to keep the food fresh?
Pretty much. Similarily some species of spiders stops eating after laying their eggs, and spends the remainder of their life guarding the eggs, when they hatch the newborns will eat their mother.
Motherless behavior
“Brainwashed tyranid”
Nids n orks are the two things that cant be caged. By any means.
Entomology is both fascinating and horrifying. 
Yeah I get they're hive mind but it would be cool
Mostly horrifying. Which is why tyrannids hold a special place in my heart. That place being where I store all my hatred
I love the nids. :3
Youre better off just being part of the gsc
I'm sure there's a frequency they can tap into that would replace the hive mind
Oh really? I had no idea.
tyranid acid is just molecular sized nids
nids shoot acid guns
nids shoot more nids that eat you faster
When the mothership nid fires artillery nid pods for nid warriors to shoot more nids out of their guns
I heard you like nids so we put nids in your nids.
Every time i explain nids. I feel like im having a mental breakdown
Or a stroke
That's just the Hive Mind knocking. You should answer.
HERESY
orks rule
Well you are a servoskull
Combine Orks and Tyranids, you'd get Orkids. Badumtiss.
ORKZ RULE!
Filthy mushroom
dreadful
We tried that already. It made both worse.
Combine it with nurgle for +10 rot stats
Anyone getting audio bugs with multipart conversations post patch
Those tuna sweet corn were fantastic
The galaxy is just gonna be Orks and tyrannids fighting each other for eternity while the dark Eldar scramble to figure out who they prefer to torture
And probably also necrons I guess
And me
Ngl the orks and tyranids would probably torture the dark eldar more
Orks will think only of waaaagh and torture ain't gonna do shit to a hivemind
Vulkan just spinning through the void endlessly
Silver linings exist in every stormcloud I suppose
No, but I get ussually disconected 2 times per match, despite having a cabled speed of 100 mb per secconds
Seems like Ill have to ask the mechanicus to sanctify the machine spirit
Vulkan encounters the Hive Mind: "I would like to pet this creature."
hell yeah, both wouldnt care tho lol
we need a bandanna headband and eyepatch combo to make Big Boss.
he started out floating straight but tzeech slightly nudged him
And chaos
Chaos dies with humanity
Heresy
Yes yes, burn heretic and all that.
Not really chaos can and will corrupt orks
Vulkan should been the camp counselor he was made to be
Instead we got a whole heresy to clean up after
Yeah but nowhere near enough to support four gods
I mean not really, from all the orks like only one warband has accepted khorne
and willingly - no corruption, just agreement
Well khorne is just heaven for orks lol
Orks are too orky
im pretty sure most look down upon the chaos gods
mostly because the orks have their own
Can't change them into anything other than a bigger ork
Ths orks?
more powerful gods
They didnt exactly get corrupted
They found a grand time fighting demons, and khorne found it funny
…i worry how big they are now
yeh
So is nurgle infested biomass, just a spicy meal for tyranids?
bloody weak innit
I bet they're approaching Krork status right about now
i mean they do get killed but then revived. So would they be growing?
Can tyranids evolve faster than Nurgle diseases
Actually since they die, maybe they don't actually get any bigger. However by constantly dying they are also releasing a fuck ton of spores.
The real arms race
Nurgle has a fun time trying to infest the nids
The nids adapt, but just sometimes the biomass is so corrupted they just sever their connection
Nids eat around the mold, so to speak
But what of Leonid Brezhnev?
Most of their growth comes from the warp distortion thing they have.
As long as they remember the fight, and their fellow orks do the same. They get stronger bc they believe they are stronger. Is why ghazgull didnt want yarrick dead.
Fun fact. Ork depression withers them to a husk.
Tyranids deez nuts lol
so it's not them just like idk growing more muscle and eating more meat that grows em?
Ah so the nids have weak taste buds
So if humans stopped fighting them, per logic they should become husks
if the humans stopped fighting them the humans would be dead
also the orks fight themselves
Theyll just fight amongst themselves
As long as there’s something to fight
Basically khorne
Nah. Theyre just. Might makes right. Not about the blood, but who’s strongest
Stronger you are, bigger you are. Bigger you are, stronger you gotta be
What happpens say if a traitor legion would reject the chaos gods
Would they die or turn back human?
Too late. They corrupted big time. No turning back.
idk what the topic is about so ima just say that i'd win and that's CANON!!!
AWL IZ AS IT SHULD BE!
But what if one of them renounces the chaods gods



