#general-chat

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little marten
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Effort

somber stream
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What kind of illegal material are you sharing

agile raven
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For once I might actually cooperate with UK police if you try this route.

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Do not do it.

little marten
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I would not worry

ocean widget
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Nurgles not the type of person to enjoy that shit last I checked

little marten
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I’m going to forget this conversation in about 5 minutes and obnoxiously change it to a topic relevant to me

tender horizon
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Tbh I associate LL with my friend who got into it when we were like, 15 or some shit

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That mfs skyrim was cursed

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You guys might be able to imagine it but idk

ocean widget
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Nurgle is both too competent and too incompetent for the shit on there

somber stream
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Tbfm curious age

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I too, attempted LL back then

earnest falcon
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The perfect proving ground for Slaanesh

somber stream
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"Why is he Tposing"
"Shit now why is she Tposing"

ocean widget
little marten
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So is it straight up illegal from the get to?

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Not like you have to find a side alley

tender horizon
ocean widget
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Ah, christ

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Fair

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But christ

tender horizon
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I'll air it a little

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He editted videos for niche political subcultures

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And I'll leave it there

little marten
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The Hugo boss guys?

ocean widget
tender horizon
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Aye

ocean widget
little marten
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Do you think if we all plugged ourselves into a giant brain computer we’d get along?

hard crane
vague elm
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If IQ = Dominace, then yes.

earnest falcon
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I think we would become a Brethren Moon: a giant ball of suffering, screaming, and agony collected into a single entity of pure malace.

ocean widget
little marten
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Oh 🙁

little marten
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Please don’t dominate me

ocean widget
vague elm
little marten
ocean widget
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No yeah its literally just that except with more victims and no AM

little marten
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People saying that story is fucked up is scarier than the story itself

ocean widget
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Which yknow
Removing the best part of IHNMAIMS is pretty shit

somber stream
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What's IHNMAIMS

tender horizon
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I have no mouth

ocean widget
tender horizon
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And i must scream

somber stream
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Oh

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I thought it was some mod

little marten
tender horizon
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Good short story tbh

somber stream
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I've read it

earnest falcon
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Now, a SUBCONCIOUS AI overmind that acts as an empathic internet between humanity to essentially create a semi-hivemind while retaining most of your individuality, that might work better.

little marten
ocean widget
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Empathic
AI
KEKW_ogryn

little marten
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You don’t need to pretend to have read it to fit in

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This isn’t a book club

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(I read a synopsis)

somber stream
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lol

ocean widget
little marten
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Sorry I took a shot at you there brother

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I think I’m still feral from blue gate

somber stream
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It's quite fine, i have the book but never finished the thing

earnest falcon
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I wouldn't know. I've not actually read how the Leagues work yet.

tender horizon
tender horizon
little marten
tender horizon
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Respectable

little marten
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Sometimes I like to consume the plot points without reading about metal walls or whatever

tender horizon
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Iirc its like

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20 pages tops and iirc no more than 15

little marten
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Summarise it for me m?

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How can he scream if he had no mouth

ocean widget
tender horizon
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A slug with no mouth*

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Thats an important detail

inland mantle
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Sounds like a Friday night to me

ocean widget
tender horizon
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Really ties everything together neatly

little marten
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I’ve seen images of the slug man

tender horizon
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I mean unironically tho thats the synopsis

gaunt wind
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Ted is a legendary homie

tender horizon
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I agree

somber stream
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Let's do a book club

round mica
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ew

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books

somber stream
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A darktide General-chat book club

gaunt wind
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Given a moment to free his friends from their suffering and he did without hesitation GOAT shit

little marten
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What are you suggesting for book 1

round mica
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if it aint got no pictures my hands aint tochin that shit

little marten
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Wuthering Heights

astral laurel
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I suggest William Gibson's Neuromancer

tired inlet
tender horizon
agile raven
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Gonna be real awkward when I bring up Panzer Leader by Heinz Guderian to the Darktide book club.

tired inlet
somber stream
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The Catcher in the Rye

astral laurel
somber stream
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If you can comprehend that book, you can overcome anything

tired inlet
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that's why he's the inventor of the cyberpunk genre

astral laurel
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exactly

little marten
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I read the book and now I don’t like the Beatles

tender horizon
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Lmfao

astral laurel
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There's a bunch of folks who think Mike Pondsmith (The guy who wrote the Cyberpunk TTRPG) is the creator of the cyberpunk genre

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He's a very cool dude for sure but he's not the creator of the genre

tender horizon
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Neuromancer is iirc where sandevistan and uhhh

hazy kestrel
tender horizon
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Like the words

little marten
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Why are we reading cyberpunk if we can just play it?

somber stream
somber stream
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Yeah it's ass

little marten
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How many books are there in the 30k franchise

astral laurel
tender horizon
little marten
tender horizon
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Theyre more real people in 30k, have more personality

tired inlet
somber stream
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Total space marine death

agile raven
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If you wanted Krieg stuff you should be reading Poilu by Louis Barthas.

fossil oasis
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Need like 700 more points before I get the last thing I actually want in Hestias Blessings DefeatCry

tender horizon
little marten
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Tbh I say my favourite book is divine comedy when I want to sound clever but realistically it’s World War Z

tender horizon
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World War Z is a great book

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Dogshit movie that shouldnt share the name

tired inlet
tender horizon
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But god that book is cool

tired inlet
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The audiobook is acted well, but it's abridged

gaunt wind
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This is a sign I should read it again

little marten
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World war z movie intro scene is actually peak zombie media tho

tender horizon
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The intro is cool but the reat of the movie feels like it has nothing to do with its namesake

somber stream
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I haven't read the thing yet, heard its some of the best zombie book out there?

earnest falcon
somber stream
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Oh nice

tender horizon
tired inlet
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Zombies hate AIDS

little marten
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Very digestible too since it’s multiple accounts

astral laurel
gaunt wind
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The entire thing is just a very enjoyable read it’ll get you hooked

tender horizon
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Yeah the book is set up as interviews and stories

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Tbh

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Try out Battle of Yonkers

little marten
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Battle of Yonkers is wild

tired inlet
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the first battle

tender horizon
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That normally gets people hooked

tired inlet
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then the second battle

gaunt wind
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The battle of Yonkers audio book is fantastic

tender horizon
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Its on YouTube too iirc

little marten
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It does such a fantastic job of detailing the outbreak that you feel like the world is desolate and empty now

tired inlet
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the Second Battle of Yonkers may as well had Grimaldus leading it

ripe tangle
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Thames is brown, Chocolate is brown.

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therefore the Thames is made of chocolate

somber stream
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I ordered a copy

little marten
tired inlet
gaunt wind
little marten
somber stream
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Book club!

gaunt wind
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I’m going to as well

tired inlet
little marten
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For some reason the story that sticks in my head the most is the pilot in the swamp

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I won’t spoil tho

tired inlet
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that's a good one

tired inlet
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I like the Navy guy in the submersible who scans the seafloor

little marten
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I’ve got to a point where I’ve forgotten quite a bit so I’m hyped now

tired inlet
somber stream
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Oh so it's different stories of different character in a setting, rather than focusing on 1 guy from UN?

tender horizon
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The submarine story sticks with me the absolute most and its so cool I don't wanna spoil it

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Its interviews

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Its a dude going around talking to vets of world war z

tired inlet
little marten
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Indian general is good too

tender horizon
somber stream
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There was a scene in the movie with Russian, was so badass

little marten
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I have the graphic novel actually

tired inlet
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so you think of it as the character sitting there with a recorder in a room across from someone else and they're just interviewing.

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it's all in past tense

gaunt wind
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All the stories are good imo from what I remember none of them really over stay their welcome or are bad

somber stream
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I see

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Now i'm hyped

gaunt wind
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You’ll love it

little marten
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I love the tension in the first quarter of the book too

tired inlet
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the book is actually a follow-up from Max's first major published work: The complete Zombie survival guide

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which is written exactly like the US Army's survival guide

tender horizon
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Loved owning that as a kid tbh

little marten
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I don’t think enough zombie media really explores the foreplay

tender horizon
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He did werewolves too, right?

little marten
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Black summer was VERY good the first season

gaunt wind
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It really doesn’t the fall is the most interesting part

little marten
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Scariest part is that idea of something coming but when and slowly it starts seeping into your area

gaunt wind
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I think WWZ does a good job painting the picture of how the zombies were a threat and how the military struggled

little marten
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Yeah especially considering they’re old school slow zombies

gaunt wind
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Damn I cant wait to read it again

tender horizon
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I love the whole "we didn't prepare for this war" bit

pseudo timber
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Blood meridian

tender horizon
somber stream
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Few dude in a APC can mow down a city

little marten
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Millions.

tender horizon
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Trust me when I say you'll see

gaunt wind
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You’ll see my friend

tender horizon
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Like if you don't wanna wait

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Go watch Battle of Yonkers

somber stream
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No no no

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I'll wait jeez

tender horizon
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I think the way its explained is well done tbh

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But thats all I wanna say about it

gaunt wind
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It’s actually insane especially if you can visualize the scenes well in your mind

little marten
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Max Brooks taught me the closer a target is the harder it is to actually hit them

tender horizon
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When something is right up on you, in your face

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No room to maneuver a rifle

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It makes sense

somber stream
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True

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That's why SMG exist

tender horizon
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Thats why knives exist tbh

little marten
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My only really critique which I suspect will go away when I reread

gaunt wind
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Shotgun pogryn

long trench
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You guys are darktide players and you telling me yoou aint pack a melee wep in a zombie apocalypse?

little marten
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Is the infection is very slow burning

pseudo timber
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Trench knife

little marten
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Mind you actually so was covid and that got everywhere sticky

somber stream
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In the movie it took like 12 seconds

gaunt wind
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The movie shares a name that’s it

little marten
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Enough time for Brad to crack a Pepsi

gaunt wind
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Book is infinitely better

pseudo timber
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I'd bring a Pepsi with me in the apocalypse yeah

tender horizon
little marten
little marten
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I watched it again recently and it’s not Pepsi anymore lol

tender horizon
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All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

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And you wouldn't give it to me

little marten
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If the movie had a different name and cut out the bit in wales it would have been pretty good tbh

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The scene in Korea is kinda awesome too

gaunt wind
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In the apocalypse I would hoard Dr Pepper

tender horizon
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I agree tbh

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If it was Zombie Movie 47 with Brad Pitt costarring Pepsi it would've been good

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But it had to call itself World War Z

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Set expectations

pseudo timber
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I would live in an abandoned pet hospital and use the medicine there for myself

little marten
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Flew across the world but the cure was in his mini fridge all along

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cracks a cold one

The refreshing taste of Pepsi Max.

gaunt wind
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Pepsi paid a lot for that ad spot now

little marten
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I actually drink 2 Pepsis a week and it’s honestly one of the highlights of my week

fair bridge
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pluribus premiere crashed apple tv 😔

somber stream
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Dang, i'm a coke fan

little marten
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Yeah I’d prefer coke lol but the pub only has Pepsi on tap

pseudo timber
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I'm more of a ginger ale kinda fella 😔

gritty vigil
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Cherry Coke is king around here

little marten
tender horizon
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Yk, sometimes when life is getting me down, sometimes when I feel like killing my bosses family and eloping with a goth waitress, I have a Pepsi and it just clears my mind.

agile raven
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DR PEPPER

pseudo timber
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Y'all fw roobeer

tender horizon
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Which brand do you like tho

little marten
tender horizon
long trench
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You can elope with the goth waitress without murder. Unless she's into that

pseudo timber
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I like barqs mug taste off sometimes

tender horizon
little marten
long trench
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Fair enough

little marten
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But gotta be careful as a man cause it kills tadpoles

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Or is that just coke marketing

agile raven
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What

little marten
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I’ve always grown up believing Dr Pepper kills soerm

tender horizon
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I love the truly undiscernable taste of Dr. Pepper tbh

gritty vigil
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Nah Surge is the one that makes your willy small

agile raven
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It's Coke being jealous that their dogshit is ass compared to Dr. Pepper.

little marten
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Oh..

agile raven
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BIG SODA PROPAGANDA

little marten
tender horizon
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Tbh I fell in love with coke when I started mixing drinks

pseudo timber
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Cactus cooler my beloved

little marten
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Rum and coke but like just under 1 shot of rum is so fucking good

tender horizon
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Tbh tho the only soda I really drink nowadays is Jarritos

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Only one I'll cave for

gritty vigil
little marten
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Oh that’s wild packaging

gritty vigil
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It was alright but mtn dew was better

little marten
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Oh shit it was a competing soda

whole glade
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guh

gritty vigil
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It had some big marketing

little marten
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Like direct competitor to Mountain Dew

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Even looks similar to how Dew is packaged in the U.K.

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Tastes like shit here tbh

fair bridge
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in a discord server rn and the most bored man in the world is drinking alone and sending voice memos in chat

gritty vigil
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So did surge lol. I drank it a lot fora while though

fair bridge
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don't be like this guy

little marten
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I always pretend to listen to voice memos

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But why the fuck would I listen to a voice memo lmao

fair bridge
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i'm about to pretend to listen to it right now and tell him he sounds like gregory peck

somber stream
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A friend of mine has a silk-like voice so i always insist her doing Voice memo

little marten
somber stream
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The fact that she doesn't mind, too

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lol

fair bridge
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anytime i've chatted here my throat has always been seized up

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probably an anxiety thing

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i should drink hard liquor

somber stream
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Need a hug big dawg?

little marten
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That might work

fair bridge
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that's apparently what all the cool guys are doing

fair bridge
little marten
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I’ve never drunk alone

fair bridge
little marten
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Is it fun?

green beacon
fair bridge
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no idea

somber stream
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:c

jaunty jewel
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My dry January turned into a oops-dry-all-year

little marten
fair bridge
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this dude was like chatting nonstop about anything the people in the server were talking about and then decided to get drunk because i guess that's his quirky personality

blazing ibex
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Mexican Dr. Pepper is heaven in a glass bottle.

little marten
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But handled without grace or decorum

gritty vigil
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Mexico is the land of flavors

modest flume
jaunty jewel
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You can also get cane sugar dr pepper in certain parts of Texas tho its called 1887 or something

little marten
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Alcohol helps me peel back some layers to socialise with strangers

fair bridge
jaunty jewel
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Dublin was selling out of its market and got slapped

fair bridge
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in voice i get it but over text??

little marten
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But I’m not gonna smash a bottle of red wine to shitpost in Darktide discord

blazing ibex
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I didn't even know glass Dr. Pepper was a thing until I saw it in the supermarket once and begged my bf to pick it up

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It was expensive. But the expense was worth it

ripe tangle
little marten
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Actually the last time I had a bottle of wine I woke up at 5am screaming lmao

ripe tangle
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it’s normal to have both corn syrup and sugar sodas here

jaunty jewel
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I have a lot of family where it was bottled so I heard all about the drama KEKW_ogryn

little marten
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Lmao buzzed

fair bridge
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like brother

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do you have nowhere else to be

little marten
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Feeling pretty wavey now Ngl 🔥

blazing ibex
little marten
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Dude should just drink some magic mushroom tea or something

blazing ibex
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My taste buds aren't built for that kind of sweetness anymore.

fair bridge
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dude's getting drunk in a random low pop server just texting NOBODY

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play a game bro

little marten
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Kinda sad tbh

agile raven
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I fucking LOVE Sangria.

modest flume
little marten
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Reach out to him

fair bridge
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no

agile raven
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If a place has it, I will get it.

fair bridge
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i don't like texans

blazing ibex
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Genuinely puts me off how sweet it is, especially afterwatds.

somber stream
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Smoking killed my sense of smell, covid took away most of my taste bud

misty trench
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corn syrup has been a jarring experience since arriving in NA

little marten
misty trench
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in australia it's all cane sugar baybeee

little marten
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4 anvils and 2 ospreys for you

fair bridge
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corn syrup is pretty nasty once you try other stuff

modest flume
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Ayyy Aquila, long see no time

jaunty jewel
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I swapped soda wholesale for LaCroix and lost a buncha weight but I do miss it

somber stream
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Indeed it will

jaunty jewel
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Well, HEB brand lacroix KEKW_ogryn

misty trench
little marten
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I’ll trade you for fabric and metal scraps

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50 fabric per anvil

somber stream
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I'll trade you 3 suppressors

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Level 2

little marten
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I always go loud 😈

modest flume
somber stream
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Oh okay

fair bridge
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did you see they banned trading in the arc server lmao

blazing ibex
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I drink zero sugar soda if I really wanna quench the craving if I can't get my hands on a decent supply of cane sugar soda.

somber stream
little marten
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Actually I put a surpress or in that Agrippa

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That gun is soooo bad

fair bridge
jaunty jewel
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its a buyers market

little marten
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You can sell arc loot for real money?

fair bridge
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loaded up on aquilacoin and shithereum

misty trench
jaunty jewel
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oh hey I'm finally orange

somber stream
little marten
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What’s the value of a Vulcano

fair bridge
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couple sticks of bubble gum

little marten
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Is bad

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I was getting headshot all over

somber stream
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Oh nooooo

little marten
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As soon as I switched it back

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I went back to normal

somber stream
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They counted the hitbox for the head piece as well? XDDDD

blazing ibex
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Because you know. Some people are morons.

little marten
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For the love of god

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Please let me be rid of these anvils

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They haunt me every where I go.. every round I load in and open a chest - anvil - I loot a corpse - anvil - I get a key - 2 anvils in the room

fair bridge
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they're so good though

somber stream
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Yeah they're around for a reason

fair bridge
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just run two and go ham

somber stream
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I fear a nerf is coming

little marten
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Yeah they’re pretty awesome

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They don’t need nerfing I don’t think

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Out performed by a Ferro 4

fair bridge
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in 3 months everything fun in this game is going to be nerfed and people are going to say they always hated it

somber stream
modest flume
little marten
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There’s only 20 weapons tbf

somber stream
misty trench
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hope you're raking in the dough at least

little marten
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Also there’s only 2 accessible heavy ammo weapons so you’re gonna either take a Ferro or an anvil

modest flume
somber stream
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Ferro all day, style point

little marten
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Ferro is so cool

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Ok couple mins and I need to go to sleep

somber stream
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Oh yeah it's 4 right

modest flume
somber stream
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Sleep tons, eat lots

modest flume
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Oh I do

agile raven
modest flume
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Not Junk either, real food

little marten
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Maybe they should make the Agrippe heavy ammo

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To offset how trash it is

somber stream
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Yeah don't bother

little marten
somber stream
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A kettle will do you more good

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Actually kettle is OP af

little marten
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I got epic barrel kettle atm

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35 rounds

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30% quicker ADS

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Can’t wait to lose it

somber stream
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Just don't roll off a roof like i did

little marten
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I’ve been repping the kettle day 1

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I tabbed out on control tower roof and tabbed back in to a rocketeer hovering over my corpse

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I was tabbed out for like 5 seconds jt must have known

gaunt wind
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Suppressed kettle my beloved

little marten
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Love the tap sound

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Ok bye

shy sandal
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I think i had my yearly crashout

tired inlet
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also I like to collect the bottle caps and put them in my Fallout 3 collectible tin lunchbox

blazing ibex
tired inlet
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Virgil's come in 4-packs; IBC come in 6-packs

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there's a LOT of independent brewers too

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Big ups to Red Arrow root beer and Brooklyn Brewery

hazy kestrel
ripe tangle
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yaknow what

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I want to go to Spain

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I’ve never been to Spain, I think I’d like it.

somber stream
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Great food, beautiful country, locals don't like you very much

ripe tangle
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they wouldn’t?

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that’s a shame

hazy kestrel
somber stream
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It's... silly

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They blame tourist for the issues caused by expats and immigrants

tender horizon
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Visiting Spain just to eat Jamón and irritate Spaniards

ripe tangle
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ah, so they have that in common with Japan

somber stream
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There was a migration wave some years ago from westerners, seeking affordable housing

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Sudden spike in demand caused the price to increase overall, across the country

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Locals got upset, understandably

hazy kestrel
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I mean, tourists are like sand. They’re rough, irritating, and they get everywhere. (To carve something stupid on a historical monument or some other such nonsense.)

ripe tangle
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I just want to see the Moorish and Castillian Castles :c

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I don’t even really drink or anything…

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nor do I like being rude to anyone

somber stream
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Knock yourself out, nobody would lay a hand on you

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They might be rude every now and then, but that's about it

twin flower
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Work is cancelled yaay

ripe tangle
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nor would I ever think to do so

hazy kestrel
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Shit, I hate seeing out-of-state people in mine. Damn Floridians, stay outta my blue bastion state. KEKW_ogryn

hazy kestrel
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Illinois. thumbsup_ogryn

ripe tangle
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I’m not outstanding in any way

hazy kestrel
ripe tangle
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I’m just a normal person

pseudo timber
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The 11th can't come soon enough

twin flower
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All the hype and then people just be disappointed if its something they werent hoping for

somber stream
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It's ganger, it will be underwhelming for most

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I'll be arc raiding

hazy kestrel
long trench
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I have faith in our obese tuna overlords. I dont care what they call it. As long as it has a unique playstyle

somber stream
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Isn't there new model for ganger soon? Right on schedule

pseudo timber
somber stream
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The leak with the most sense

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All things considered

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Hey i want a 2 metres Aeldari going about too you know?

hazy kestrel
misty trench
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source: me, an immigrant

twin flower
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Id be surprised if its something people hasnt guessed yet tho

long trench
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Did ppl know about arby before they were announced?

twin flower
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Think it came as a surprise imo

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The trailer for it just dropped, unless am wrong

somber stream
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But the obnoxious attitude usually comes with the term so people hate it lol

misty trench
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end of the day english is kind of a silly language

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well I guess technically I still am a temporary resident, don't have my perm residency yet

somber stream
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Et voila!

misty trench
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A for words that have a consonant sound and An for words that have a vowel sound

grizzled plover
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I just rolled a mission that had starvation riots, hunting grounds, and inferno somehow

misty trench
#

but that's not a hard and fast rule, it's kinda like the "i before e, except after c" rule in english spelling, people remember it as a rule because it's taught that way but it's not a legit rule at all lol

grizzled plover
#

Is that supposed to happen? Is inferno secretly still enabled

misty trench
#

if you rolled it I suppose it is

rustic gate
#

English has no rules

ripe tangle
#

isn’t the difference between expat and immigrant that an expat is a temporary resident that keeps their country of origin’s citizenship and an immigrant seeks another country’s citizenship?

#

Oh wait

#

this conversation already happened

somber stream
#

I recall a sketch

#

"If you have any question you can write me"
"No it's write to me"
"But why?"
"Be cause it sounds right"
"Okay, so if you have any further question you can contact to me"
"No, you can contact me"
"But... why?"
"Because it sounds right"

wicked sentinel
misty trench
wicked sentinel
#

Lol

#

Or gnat

misty trench
#

anglo-saxons at some point really did just start making it the fuck up as they went along

wicked sentinel
#

Lol

misty trench
#

nobility getting drunk and being like "hey wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if we just starting putting silent Ks in words"

wicked sentinel
#

A few people got together and sadistic was like hey how can we fuck people up

#

You are no English graduate unless you master the silent letters

#

At least they gotten rid of thy thee thou etc

#

And putting eth at the end of almost every sentence

#

Shakespeare can fuck you up

misty trench
#

old english is hilarious

#

like eggs used to be called either Egges or Eyroun

wicked sentinel
#

Lol

#

Doth thou biteth thy thumb at thee

#

Lol to think that was a way to flick someone off back then

languid hazel
#

It just occurred to me that most of the imperium probably has prion diseases because they eat corpse starch

wicked sentinel
#

Lol

languid hazel
#

Am I wrong?

#

That’s probably why they went turbo authoritarian

#

Because their brains were melting

wicked sentinel
#

I know eating people is very bad for your digestion and blood

#

At one time recently McDonald's had human remains inside their food from their supplier and people got sick

languid hazel
#

Ee

#

Ew

wicked sentinel
#

Some reason McDonald's happen to be a center to a lot of crimes. Like the monopoly game is discontinued because of a mafia family took all the winning tickets in Florida warehouse and gave it to relatives

#

Or was discontinued

#

They brought it back this year

#

But I believe it's digital now so no cheating well shouldn't be

#

I haven't been to a McDonald's in a long time so I don't deal with all this

#

Lol getting old so got to eat healthy. Which I should've a long time ago but at least I'm not teaching my kids bad habits

grizzled plover
#

I just rolled a second inferno match wtf

gritty vigil
fossil oasis
#

So glad that the most weird thing that happened in the mcdonalds for me was a guy tryna sell me drugs (I said no obviously)

#

Otherwise not they're not that dangerous of a place to be

wicked sentinel
#

Lol or the people bumming money for drugs saying they need gas

#

Oh my car is stranded 5 miles from here and I need all the change you can offer

pseudo timber
#

Mmmm macdonald

tawny gorge
pseudo timber
#

Dangerously good

wicked sentinel
fossil oasis
#

Like yeah, obviously it's unhealthy, but it's also tasty

blazing hawk
#

Honestly I don't really like how they did the arbites compared to the Kill Team

#

Did you know

#

The word lex is only used once throughout the entirety of their kill team page?

#

Why is the keystone called terminus decree while the kill team ploy is called terminal decree

#

They didn't even get the name of the maul and shield right it's "shock maul and ASSAULT shield" not "shock maul and SUPPRESSION shield"

#

The excruciator maul from my GOAT the castigator has been RELEGATED to being the weapon mastery skin for the arby shock maul

#

Speaking of the arby shock maul it's not even the fucking arby shock maul that's the dominator maul

#

The real shock maul is on the shock maul and assault shield

elder hare
blazing hawk
#

This guy doesn't even arby right

nimble glade
astral basin
#

Iirc the reason we have silent letters in english is bc the early print had polish authors

nimble glade
#

Finally off the clock

nimble glade
blazing hawk
#

Gang I have like

#

20 arbites

#

20 arbites models

nimble glade
blazing hawk
#

I play them in kill team

nimble glade
blazing hawk
#

Okay

nimble glade
#

I have all the pieces put together.

#

The case is closed.

blazing hawk
#

I'm fine with anyone but xenos

nimble glade
#

Literally

nimble glade
# blazing hawk I'm fine with anyone but xenos

Not me, I'll skip new class if bad.

I'm happy for the rest of y'all and respect y'all, but you can't literally force me to play a class archetype I don't like or don't wanna play etc.

blazing hawk
#

I would much rather a sicarian infiltrator than a skitarii

#

If they add an admech class

nimble glade
#

But that's just my personal opinion and preferences.

fossil oasis
nimble glade
#

I'd like Adeptus Mechanicus or something good, but probably won't be like a main or anything if it's not Ganger.

You are not forcing me to play rattling. Lmfao

fossil oasis
#

I need like 700 points in Hestias Blessings to get the Moebian chest piece and then idc about Hestias after that but I don't wanna play Ogryn nor do Ogryn Penances DefeatCry

nimble glade
#

Rattling is one of those "if they put this class archetype into the game" I'm just skipping.

fossil oasis
#

Pretty sure we're not getting Ratling

astral laurel
#

Rockstar laying off 40 employees for unionizing in a private discord and delaying GTAVI until next November

rotund aurora
#

im gonna call it and say the next class will be the daemon god khorne himself

fossil oasis
#

Idek how they'd make that work considering how weak they are and their preference for long range engagement

nimble glade
#

Waiting for 7th class as soon as it's revealed as rattling or something similarly just as bad or boring IMHO. I don't wanna be a sniper that has 1 wound and gets insta clapped.

astral laurel
#

I suspect that one of the classes might be some form of Aeldari

nimble glade
rotund aurora
nimble glade
astral laurel
#

B) we know that the elves are watching us at the edge of scanner range

nimble glade
rotund aurora
#

next class will be a primarch horus himself

#

horus heresy

astral laurel
#

Next class is Alpharius

#

So are all the current five classes.

#

And Hadron

#

But NOT Rannick

fossil oasis
# nimble glade You make a good point, that I can understand.

I need them honestly. I dislike playing Ogryn so i'm probably never gonna get those penances and like all of the Zealot and Vet ones I have left are super specific. I still need like 700 points to get the last thing I actually want out of Hestias

#

So new class penances will get me somewhat closer

whole glade
#

nap time

hidden trout
stark bobcat
#

funny joke

somber stream
#

Fell ill, my T-cell failed me

rare pulsar
granite jetty
#

Next class is mek boy

somber stream
#

You're right, getting sick is pure skill-issue

#

Time to chug 20 garlic cloves

jaunty path
#

Sounds like something that'd make your stomach slip out of your ass.

halcyon glen
#

Glitch

lethal solstice
#

Idk an entire garlic sounds like a mood

#

I'm already vampire resistant but the next goal is repellant

agile raven
#

I actually don't mind eating raw garlic.

somber stream
#

I mean

#

It's great with all sort of stuff, minced

#

But i prefer pickled

whole glade
fast gorge
#

more of a pickle guy

ripe tangle
#

eating… raw…. Garlic

#

what the fuck

#

how do you eat that raw?!?!

#

I don't even like it when it's cooked but raw

#

ugh

lethal solstice
#

Garlic is great

#

I've eaten whole cloves

#

Not the most fun but certainly interesting to do once or twice

ripe tangle
#

I have no idea how you do that

lethal solstice
#

Very good pickled

ripe tangle
#

then again, I knew a girl in school who ate onions raw like she was eating an apple

lethal solstice
#

Raw onion is also a vibe

ripe tangle
#

she used it as a flex lol

lethal solstice
#

Much more palatable than raw garlic

ripe tangle
#

just the idea of eating a whole clove of raw garlic is making me shudder

lethal solstice
#

Its like half a cubic inch

#

Or less

#

You'll live

somber stream
#

Raw onion is the norm in cold countries

#

And Balkan

pine vessel
ripe tangle
#

I like it pickled

#

but that's the only way I like it and even then I dont really like it

#

it's kind of like, something you eat with other stuff

#

but raw garlic

#

no thanks

somber stream
#

Raw garlic alone is some hardcore snack

#

It's best used with other things

ripe tangle
#

apparently it was Mussolini's favorite food

#

raw garlic and olive oil

somber stream
#

Explains the killer Jawline, eh?

ripe tangle
#

he was known to have terrible breath, the combination of raw garlic and the fact he smoked constantly

pine vessel
ripe tangle
somber stream
#

I could use some Salo and vodka rn

ripe tangle
#

Licht the Ukrainian

lethal solstice
ripe tangle
#

random dictator fact since I mentioned Mussolini I might as well mention Hitler too; he had really bad gastrointestinal issues and extreme flatulence, Hitler also being a vegetarian with a bland diet, his generals and inner cabinet used to complain that dinners with him sucked because he had horrible table manners, only ate bland food, and would constantly burp and fart during the whole dinner.

stark bobcat
#

Please do not consume the gingers

#

They are people too

ripe tangle
#

so yeah, random fact of the night, Hitler was a Gasshole hehe

somber stream
#

lol

#

Gasshole

#

I'm taking that one

arctic shoal
#

Why do I always open general when this stuff is mentioned

formal mortar
#

🫚

mental jasper
#

how old is lucia again

ripe tangle
#

not that old, but according to people around here "old"

somber stream
#

3 billion years old

ripe tangle
next iris
#

Old Enough to Kill for the Emperor.

ripe tangle
#

so I've been around since before Earth was habitable?

next iris
#

Old Ones plant?

mental jasper
ripe tangle
#

How old do you think I am?

mental jasper
#

40s

ripe tangle
#

Jesus no

#

I’m 30 😐

mental jasper
#

oh i see

#

10 more years then you'll step into middle age territory

ripe tangle
#

looking forward to it 😐

#

how about you, how old are you Quân?

rocky radish
#

From your 40s it's all downhill

#

So I'm enjoying the ride

somber stream
#

Oi

#

I mean yeah kinda.

#

But if you keep a healthy habit, it's not that bad

rocky radish
#

Yeah. My body is falling apart, but my life is generally a lot better

#

Really need to get back into exercising

somber stream
#

Jog 3 times a week

#

That's it, that's the secret

rocky radish
#

While I 100% agree, I know my lazy ass isn't going to jog, despite having a treadmill in the middle of my living room

#

So I'll start off with weights

#

And hope as I get stronger that will boost my motivation

ripe tangle
#

so always eating pizza and sitting on your ass and smoking constantly are bad for you?

#

I’m shocked!

#

surprised

#

banboozled even

rocky radish
#

People who smoke long-term do not age well

somber stream
#

But after that? Freedom

astral basin
#

I thought 30s was at the middle aged line?
Pre-middle aged if you will

rocky radish
somber stream
#

It's 40

ripe tangle
#

but generally speaking you’re middle aged when you reach 40

somber stream
#

Fear is an good effective motivation

astral basin
#

Late thirties, early fifties

#

Bc after early fifties
You start becoming… ancestor status

somber stream
#

Imagine this

#

50 years old darktide playas

astral basin
#

nursing home age

#

oml

#

Wouldn’t beat skyrim granny

rocky radish
#

I'm turning 47 this month. And I'm not terrible at darktide

somber stream
#

"I bang your mom last night"
"She's been gone for 30 years, you were there at the funeral richard"

somber stream
astral basin
#

From the moment you are born, the amount of people thag are older than you lessens

#

The real challenge is living long enough to reach the title of “the living ancient”

#

Makes me wonder whos the oldest in the world rn…

somber stream
#

I wouldn't want to live too long

rocky radish
#

I genuinely didn't expect to reach 20, so I'm just enjoying all these bonus years

somber stream
#

You're doing great CJ

#

Well done

astral basin
#

Apparently her name is ethel. Shes an english woman born 1909

#

CJ: hot damn i doubled my life expectancy!

rocky radish
#

I'm planning to stick around a while yet lol

formal mortar
#

Ethel like ethanol?

astral basin
#

No sid you aren’t allowed anymore oil pumps

formal mortar
#

Dang

#

Im going back to sleep

astral basin
#

Gn

somber stream
#

Sleep well

astral basin
#

Speaking of

#

Ng is due on soon

somber stream
#

We're murdering today

round mica
#

allright you knobheads who is recovering rations

#

know this won't go forgiven nor forgotten

#

jail all ogryn besides that one who weirdly was destroying them half an hour ago

#

i suspect it was just fat veteran

mental jasper
trail bolt
#

I reached 23

#

I didn't expect to reach 20s either

#

So I'm enjoying the bonus years

ripe tangle
#

why does every game update at the same time!?!?

trail bolt
#

Lol

ripe tangle
#

I'll have everything updated on the 6th, no queue

#

suddenly "11 games need to be updated"

#

as soon as the 7th (today) comes in

#

the fuck

#

it also doesnt help my internet is dogshit tonight for some reason

#

and I'm still recovering from severe illness

nimble glade
round mica
#

new class is going to be cosmetics for arbitrators

somber stream
#

Speaking off

#

I think it's on sale, Arbites cosmetic that is

ripe tangle
#

worst part is

round mica
#

no way, i can finally get default helmet visor up

#

finally

somber stream
#

Poggers

ripe tangle
#

for most of these games the updates is literally just either removing Halloween bullshit that I never use or adding Christmas bullshit I never use

round mica
#

is default red shotgun with a wire also on discount ? :OOOO!

ripe tangle
#

I hate this

#

I want to die

somber stream
#

I love Christmas

nimble glade
somber stream
#

Please don't die

nimble glade
#

Oh maybe the upcoming event is Sanguinalus?

#

That's how you spell that right?

#

gets shot

somber stream
nimble glade
round mica
#

those who believed - passed the test

#

loyal to a fault

somber stream
#

Get bent

round mica
#

always ready

nimble glade
round mica
#

Seriously arbites the best class

#

2nd best is veteran

#

ogryn 3rd because big bulky man is my type of man

#

and super smart

#

wise

nimble glade
#

Preach, I keep trying to tell them this, Lexmate.

#

🗣️ Ganger is new class archetype!

#

Has to be.

#

All evidence points to that.

round mica
#

will be fun if thats true
Lex Breaker dialogue + Lex Mate = eternal love

nimble glade
#

🗣️ TRUTH

#

The banter would be peak

somber stream
#

I have a vague feeling you two are the type who would do a sloppy full tongue right now, and wave it off as a normal homie gesture

round mica
#

Lex does not discriminate love

#

and love between lex mates is the truest

little marten
#

Morning lovely people

formal mortar
#

Definitely morning

#

Cant fall back asleep after I was woken up

ripe tangle
formal mortar
#

I need to finished that necromunda fps

twin flower
#

Was it any good

primal tartan
#

Why do I keep getting a pop up saying I have new penances waiting to be claimed but there's nothing there every time

formal mortar
#

Its alright. Gunplay feels funky until you play it more like a boomer shooter imo

twin flower
#

You mean doomer shooter?

formal mortar
#

I said what I meant

twin flower
formal mortar
formal mortar
#

Usually there is just like a one off somewhere that isn't in the highlight page

astral basin
#

Just had a choc mint drink
Halfway between tastes good/ as expected and tastes like ass

#

Alr feeling the alc tho so

rocky radish
somber stream
formal mortar
#

I wouldnt know

astral basin
#

Love mint tea. Most of the time

formal mortar
#

Never tasted ass

wicked sentinel
astral basin
#

I dont mind the flavor of mint overall

round mica
wicked sentinel
round mica
#

some taste nice

formal mortar
#

Ah I like mint chocolate

astral basin
#

Gumi. Dont lie like that

somber stream
#

Ass tasted like mint choco?

astral basin
#

…fuck i wanna experiment with pop rocks and dont have a partner

somber stream
#

What kind of body gel is your partner using

astral basin
#

Time to raid some arcs while buzzed

formal mortar
#

Oh yeah I should do some raids instead of sitting with a headache

rocky radish
#

Give other people headaches instead

somber stream
#

Test if the choco mint theory is real

round mica
#

i can be a test subject

#

a sacrifice i willing to make for my bretheren

rocky radish
#

I think I would be very concerned if it was true

astral basin
#

Il toro. Thats the bloop the guy gave me

#

Neat

wicked sentinel
#

Mmm tossed salad

astral basin
#

Uni mass simple gun part and i

#

Gumi

jaunty path
formal mortar
#

Nah I dont want to test the theory

jaunty path
#

Its awesome

astral basin
#

“Tastes like shit”
“Its awesome”
Alright

jaunty path
#

Oh come on what do you expect

astral basin
#

This is why we wipe butts and brush teeth folk

jaunty path
#

Like. Dudes want their face in booty

#

And they always forget

#

Shit comes out dat ass

formal mortar
#

I like booty but I dont put my face in it

astral basin
#

While we are at it why dont we wipe teeth and brush butts too…

rocky radish
#

Y'all are animals. The perineum gives the same sensation but is less nasty

round mica
formal mortar
#

Prostitutes

astral basin
#

Lol

jaunty path
#

Butt lovers gotta be able to withstand the fart smell dude like really

#

It has to be true

round mica
#

anything to please my beloved

jaunty path
astral basin
#

Omg ipgrading a weapon is just wiping ghr rust off

round mica
#

thats far cry logic

jaunty path
#

In arc raiders??

blissful kiln
#

can @Wаrdens ban Missus and bring back Rewdy?

astral basin
#

Nah

round mica
#

in far cry 2 you knew gun is shit by amount of shit it has on it and how fast its gonna jam

rocky radish
#

Sounds like monster hunter mechanics. Like sharpening a hammer to do more damage. Wouldn't want a blunt hammer

jaunty path
#

I got mods on payroll

round mica
#

i spent more time unjamming my shitty weapons than firing them

formal mortar
#

Nah we keeping missus

jaunty path
formal mortar
#

There are others that could definitely go tho

jaunty path
#

Can everyone here give me 50 dollars

#

I need it to buy more junk food

formal mortar
#

No im poor

jaunty path
#

Dude get a job and gimme half your pay check

astral basin
#

Missus is the funkiness we need.
Absolute aneurysm levels of “why”

formal mortar
#

I have a job

jaunty path
#

Okay then give me your money

round mica
#

are you usa based and a federal worker?

formal mortar
#

But my gf takes half my paycheck

low wharf
#

Get a better job

round mica
#

oh

formal mortar
#

So I can't give you half

round mica
#

well gf is like a federal agency

jaunty path
#

Whole point of having a job is to give me money

formal mortar
#

Nah it's so I can eat

jaunty path
formal mortar
#

No

jaunty path
#

I'm objectively more important I can't explain why but believe me

#

This moneys for a good cause

formal mortar
#

Because if she does that then I can eventually just stay at home and be a house husband

jaunty path
#

Your ass is buying a house?

somber stream
#

The way of the house husband

jaunty path
#

Tf?

formal mortar
#

We own our home

jaunty path
#

On what planet

formal mortar
#

🌎

jaunty path
#

Martians I see.

formal mortar
#

Yep

jaunty path
#

Zamn.....

round mica
#

you must be able to afford all cosmetics in commadore

#

lucky guy

formal mortar
#

Nope

#

Im poor

jaunty path
formal mortar
#

Actually have to think about how im gonna get food this month

round mica
#

if i ever get fired my next job will be selling water in africa

#

like my brother did

formal mortar
#

Because my first paycheck is going to be super late

jaunty path
#

Also damn hope ya can manage

#

And get a nice house and be a house husband and all that

tidal gyro
#

can all of small person class using the tactical axe?

round mica
#

get a rich chick on a side

jaunty path
#

So you can eventually be stable enough to start givin me yo money.

round mica
#

and exploit her for moneys

somber stream
jaunty path
#

Wait a minute I just realized

#

A euro is worth more than USD

round mica
#

always has been

jaunty path
formal mortar
#

Yeah so you should send me money instead

somber stream
#

There was a point when it was dangerously close to one another

#

During Covid

jaunty path
#

The us needs to go to war with the entirety of europe

round mica
#

I wish covid lockdowns were back

#

i'd sell toilet paper

#

scalp it

somber stream
#

No you don't

formal mortar
#

Ill probably go to my grandpas' house and get food from them

round mica
#

and buckwheat

tidal gyro
jaunty path
#

Dawg

tidal gyro
#

i hate play the psyker so this amazing

#

i do not know why combat knife exist now

#

tactical axe is like it but more good amount

somber stream
#

Heh

#

Knife is really good once you know your way around it

astral basin
#

How find snitch?

somber stream
#

Also my bad, Psyker can use the tactical axe

jaunty path
#

Fuck

#

Yea

tidal gyro
jaunty path
#

You can check games lantern for onfo

somber stream
tidal gyro
#

is better at do single target and hoard kill

jaunty path
#

Knife is great for speed and backstab damage

tidal gyro
#

and heavy attack is more good

somber stream
#

Tac Axe sure is easier to use than Knife

#

Take your time learning both

tidal gyro
#

i have spend maybe 20 hour in psykhanium with combat knife

somber stream
#

You what

round mica
#

wait does tactical axe give you zoomies ?

tidal gyro
#

i spend most of time in game

round mica
#

like does it help you reach mach 10 speeds?

tidal gyro
#

in psykhanium

somber stream
#

Why

rare pulsar
tidal gyro
#

it is my favourite

rare pulsar
#

You need to train

tidal gyro
#

i not do finish all mission yet

jaunty path
#

Play the game 💀

round mica
#

if a weapons doesnt allow you to reach MACH 10 then why the fuck would you ever use it if it doesnt , combat blade is the goat forever

tidal gyro
#

and i play 60 hour i think

jaunty path
#

You get actual skill in missions euna