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What kind of illegal material are you sharing
For once I might actually cooperate with UK police if you try this route.
Do not do it.
I would not worry
Nurgles not the type of person to enjoy that shit last I checked
I’m going to forget this conversation in about 5 minutes and obnoxiously change it to a topic relevant to me
Tbh I associate LL with my friend who got into it when we were like, 15 or some shit
That mfs skyrim was cursed
You guys might be able to imagine it but idk
Nurgle is both too competent and too incompetent for the shit on there
The perfect proving ground for Slaanesh
"Why is he Tposing"
"Shit now why is she Tposing"
Boeing engineer or worse?
So is it straight up illegal from the get to?
Not like you have to find a side alley
Him? Worse lmfao, I'm not airing his business tho
I'll air it a little
He editted videos for niche political subcultures
And I'll leave it there
The Hugo boss guys?
Given i havent done my research
Im going to assume its not illegal given its a digital thing
Idfk tho
Aye
Oh my god its wonderbread
Do you think if we all plugged ourselves into a giant brain computer we’d get along?
nah I’d eat the cables before plugging myself in
No
If IQ = Dominace, then yes.
I think we would become a Brethren Moon: a giant ball of suffering, screaming, and agony collected into a single entity of pure malace.
Oh i was surprisingly close with the wonderbread guess
Oh 🙁
My IQ is kinda low like 205 or sommin 😞
Please don’t dominate me
I would find a way to kill us all asap
So no

I have no mouth but I must scream type shit
No yeah its literally just that except with more victims and no AM
People saying that story is fucked up is scarier than the story itself
Which yknow
Removing the best part of IHNMAIMS is pretty shit
What's IHNMAIMS
I have no mouth
I have no mouth and I must scream
And i must scream
DONT READ IT BRO IT WILL FUCK YOY UP
Good short story tbh
I've read it
Now, a SUBCONCIOUS AI overmind that acts as an empathic internet between humanity to essentially create a semi-hivemind while retaining most of your individuality, that might work better.
Ok if you say so
Empathic
AI

You don’t need to pretend to have read it to fit in
This isn’t a book club
(I read a synopsis)
lol
Its not a scary story by any means but
AM
Wait isnt this just votann
It's quite fine, i have the book but never finished the thing
I wouldn't know. I've not actually read how the Leagues work yet.
How bro its short
I think its neat existential horror for our current era tbh
Wasn’t feeling it
Respectable
Sometimes I like to consume the plot points without reading about metal walls or whatever
5 people trapped by robot
5 people suffer by robot
1 person makes robot suffer by freeing 4 people
Robot turns person into slug
Done
Sounds like a Friday night to me
Too much detail for the synopsis
Really ties everything together neatly
I’ve seen images of the slug man
I mean unironically tho thats the synopsis
Ted is a legendary homie
I agree
Let's do a book club
A darktide General-chat book club
Given a moment to free his friends from their suffering and he did without hesitation GOAT shit
What are you suggesting for book 1
if it aint got no pictures my hands aint tochin that shit
Wuthering Heights
I suggest William Gibson's Neuromancer
but I must breathe
We all read the Horus Heresy+The Siege of Terra and no one gets to speak in general till we're done.
Gonna be real awkward when I bring up Panzer Leader by Heinz Guderian to the Darktide book club.
excellent book; stands up. I also recommend his short stories like JOhnny Mnemonic
The Catcher in the Rye
The whole Sprawl trilogy is some fantastic writing
If you can comprehend that book, you can overcome anything
that's why he's the inventor of the cyberpunk genre
exactly
I read the book and now I don’t like the Beatles
Lmfao
Mercy please
There's a bunch of folks who think Mike Pondsmith (The guy who wrote the Cyberpunk TTRPG) is the creator of the cyberpunk genre
He's a very cool dude for sure but he's not the creator of the genre
Neuromancer is iirc where sandevistan and uhhh
“Hey wait a minute, this isn’t about the Death Korps of Krieg.” — Some innocent Krieg fan. 
Kereznikov come from
Like the words
Why are we reading cyberpunk if we can just play it?
Someone attempted this, they need 7 months straight to read through all of those
Its not worth it either
Yeah it's ass
How many books are there in the 30k franchise
I don't recall them in the book tbh
Unironically like 75 if you include SoT
Never was. 
Jesus bro who actually likes space marines that much lmfao
Theyre drastically more interesting in 30k fwiw but I agree
Theyre more real people in 30k, have more personality
I can't find it anywhere else but this was hilarious: https://ifunny.co/picture/william-gibson-greatdismal-harsh-but-even-without-the-glitches-cyberpunk-XCLhYEqE8
I saw this happen in real time where William Gibson posted a negative review on Cyberpunk 2077 and some weirdos were like, "What do you even know about cyberpunk, you nobody!"
Total space marine death
If you wanted Krieg stuff you should be reading Poilu by Louis Barthas.
Need like 700 more points before I get the last thing I actually want in Hestias Blessings 
Ik those terms predate Pondsmith's setting itself but I can't remember where exactly they come from if not Neuromancer
Tbh I say my favourite book is divine comedy when I want to sound clever but realistically it’s World War Z
both are fun for different reasons, although Max Brooks' Israel stuff hasn't aged well.
But god that book is cool
The audiobook is acted well, but it's abridged
Amazing book genuinely
This is a sign I should read it again
I like the bit where he drinks the Pepsi before Z’ing all over the world
World war z movie intro scene is actually peak zombie media tho
The intro is cool but the reat of the movie feels like it has nothing to do with its namesake
I haven't read the thing yet, heard its some of the best zombie book out there?
You're the pepsi generation! pepsi so spicy!
It’s THE best
Definitely
Oh nice
If you like zombies World War Z is so unbelievably cool and well done
Zombies hate AIDS
Very digestible too since it’s multiple accounts
There's a bunch of cyberpunk stories between Gibson's work and Pondsmith's so
The entire thing is just a very enjoyable read it’ll get you hooked
Yeah the book is set up as interviews and stories
Tbh
Try out Battle of Yonkers
Battle of Yonkers is wild
the first battle
That normally gets people hooked
then the second battle
The battle of Yonkers audio book is fantastic
Its on YouTube too iirc
It does such a fantastic job of detailing the outbreak that you feel like the world is desolate and empty now
the Second Battle of Yonkers may as well had Grimaldus leading it
I ordered a copy
Settle down Augustus gloop
drink from the Thames and he'd be Augustus Poop
I will die in this city, I will die in Yonkers
Based lemme know when it arrives I’ll reread it too
Book club!
I’m going to as well
and remember, this was written by the son of the guy who did Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, and Blazing Saddles
For some reason the story that sticks in my head the most is the pilot in the swamp
I won’t spoil tho
that's a good one
Real? Interesting
I like the Navy guy in the submersible who scans the seafloor
Ohhh!!!
I’ve got to a point where I’ve forgotten quite a bit so I’m hyped now
Yeah, Max Brooks is the son of Mel Brooks
Oh so it's different stories of different character in a setting, rather than focusing on 1 guy from UN?
The submarine story sticks with me the absolute most and its so cool I don't wanna spoil it
Its interviews
Its a dude going around talking to vets of world war z
Same lol
The World War is over; it's a documentarian getting stories from people after it's over; so it's personal accounts
Indian general is good too
Its such a great format for the book tbh
There was a scene in the movie with Russian, was so badass
I have the graphic novel actually
so you think of it as the character sitting there with a recorder in a room across from someone else and they're just interviewing.
it's all in past tense
All the stories are good imo from what I remember none of them really over stay their welcome or are bad
You’ll love it
I love the tension in the first quarter of the book too
the book is actually a follow-up from Max's first major published work: The complete Zombie survival guide
which is written exactly like the US Army's survival guide
Loved owning that as a kid tbh
I don’t think enough zombie media really explores the foreplay
He did werewolves too, right?
Black summer was VERY good the first season
It really doesn’t the fall is the most interesting part
Scariest part is that idea of something coming but when and slowly it starts seeping into your area
I think WWZ does a good job painting the picture of how the zombies were a threat and how the military struggled
Yeah especially considering they’re old school slow zombies
Damn I cant wait to read it again
I love the whole "we didn't prepare for this war" bit
Realistically speaking
Blood meridian
You'll see
Few dude in a APC can mow down a city
Millions.
Trust me when I say you'll see
You’ll see my friend
The book was sooo good
I think the way its explained is well done tbh
But thats all I wanna say about it
It’s actually insane especially if you can visualize the scenes well in your mind
Max Brooks taught me the closer a target is the harder it is to actually hit them
Yeah dude
When something is right up on you, in your face
No room to maneuver a rifle
It makes sense
Thats why knives exist tbh
My only really critique which I suspect will go away when I reread
Shotgun 
You guys are darktide players and you telling me yoou aint pack a melee wep in a zombie apocalypse?
Is the infection is very slow burning
Trench knife
Mind you actually so was covid and that got everywhere sticky
In the movie it took like 12 seconds
The movie shares a name that’s it
Enough time for Brad to crack a Pepsi
Book is infinitely better
I'd bring a Pepsi with me in the apocalypse yeah
Tbh product placement feels so blatant once you're wise to it
Hell yeah brother
It uses that like dynamic placement too
I watched it again recently and it’s not Pepsi anymore lol
If the movie had a different name and cut out the bit in wales it would have been pretty good tbh
The scene in Korea is kinda awesome too
In the apocalypse I would hoard Dr Pepper
I agree tbh
If it was Zombie Movie 47 with Brad Pitt costarring Pepsi it would've been good
But it had to call itself World War Z
Set expectations
I would live in an abandoned pet hospital and use the medicine there for myself
Flew across the world but the cure was in his mini fridge all along
cracks a cold one
The refreshing taste of Pepsi Max.
Pepsi paid a lot for that ad spot now
I actually drink 2 Pepsis a week and it’s honestly one of the highlights of my week
pluribus premiere crashed apple tv 😔
Dang, i'm a coke fan
Yeah I’d prefer coke lol but the pub only has Pepsi on tap
I'm more of a ginger ale kinda fella 😔
Cherry Coke is king around here
I envy ginger ale fans it looks so good but I can’t enjoy it myself
Yk, sometimes when life is getting me down, sometimes when I feel like killing my bosses family and eloping with a goth waitress, I have a Pepsi and it just clears my mind.
DR PEPPER
Which brand do you like tho
I love it when there’s race riots in the street and I take out my Pepsi flag and the protestors and the police both stop to enjoy the great flavour
God I forgot about that till rn
You can elope with the goth waitress without murder. Unless she's into that
thank you for being a hero
I like barqs mug taste off sometimes
You ever met a goth who wasn't a little into murder?
Dr Pepper is an elite choice tbf
Fair enough
But gotta be careful as a man cause it kills tadpoles
Or is that just coke marketing
What
I’ve always grown up believing Dr Pepper kills soerm
I love the truly undiscernable taste of Dr. Pepper tbh
Nah Surge is the one that makes your willy small
It's Coke being jealous that their dogshit is ass compared to Dr. Pepper.
Oh..
BIG SODA PROPAGANDA
What’s surge?
Tbh I fell in love with coke when I started mixing drinks
Cactus cooler my beloved
Rum and coke but like just under 1 shot of rum is so fucking good
Old soda from the late 90s. It was just a fun thing to say in middle school
Ahh never heard of it imma google
Oh that’s wild packaging
It was alright but mtn dew was better
Oh shit it was a competing soda
guh
It had some big marketing
Like direct competitor to Mountain Dew
Even looks similar to how Dew is packaged in the U.K.
Tastes like shit here tbh
in a discord server rn and the most bored man in the world is drinking alone and sending voice memos in chat
So did surge lol. I drank it a lot fora while though
don't be like this guy
I always pretend to listen to voice memos
But why the fuck would I listen to a voice memo lmao
i'm about to pretend to listen to it right now and tell him he sounds like gregory peck
“Rock on dude!”
A friend of mine has a silk-like voice so i always insist her doing Voice memo
You do too tbf you can send me voice memos
anytime i've chatted here my throat has always been seized up
probably an anxiety thing
i should drink hard liquor
Need a hug big dawg?
That might work
that's apparently what all the cool guys are doing
get away from me you gormless freak
I’ve never drunk alone
Is it fun?
jarritos are good as fuck ngl
no idea
:c
My dry January turned into a oops-dry-all-year
You dropped this 👑
this dude was like chatting nonstop about anything the people in the server were talking about and then decided to get drunk because i guess that's his quirky personality
Nice!
Mexican Dr. Pepper is heaven in a glass bottle.
That’s probably an anxiety thing
But handled without grace or decorum
Mexico is the land of flavors
All my homies love real sugar, not corn syrup
You can also get cane sugar dr pepper in certain parts of Texas tho its called 1887 or something
Alcohol helps me peel back some layers to socialise with strangers
this is correct
Dublin was selling out of its market and got slapped
in voice i get it but over text??
But I’m not gonna smash a bottle of red wine to shitpost in Darktide discord
I didn't even know glass Dr. Pepper was a thing until I saw it in the supermarket once and begged my bf to pick it up
It was expensive. But the expense was worth it
As someone who lives in Texas yeah
Actually the last time I had a bottle of wine I woke up at 5am screaming lmao
it’s normal to have both corn syrup and sugar sodas here
I have a lot of family where it was bottled so I heard all about the drama 
Lmao buzzed
Feeling pretty wavey now Ngl 🔥
I genuinely cannot do corn syrup sodas anymore
Dude should just drink some magic mushroom tea or something
My taste buds aren't built for that kind of sweetness anymore.
Sangria.
Kinda sad tbh
I fucking LOVE Sangria.
For me it's the residual taste
Reach out to him
no
If a place has it, I will get it.
i don't like texans
Genuinely puts me off how sweet it is, especially afterwatds.
Smoking killed my sense of smell, covid took away most of my taste bud
corn syrup has been a jarring experience since arriving in NA
We will taste victory tomorrow and it will be so sweet
in australia it's all cane sugar baybeee
4 anvils and 2 ospreys for you
corn syrup is pretty nasty once you try other stuff
Ayyy Aquila, long see no time
I swapped soda wholesale for LaCroix and lost a buncha weight but I do miss it
Indeed it will
Well, HEB brand lacroix 
I always go loud 😈
Oh okay
did you see they banned trading in the arc server lmao
I drink zero sugar soda if I really wanna quench the craving if I can't get my hands on a decent supply of cane sugar soda.
Money got invovled
i spent all my trade money on darktide aquilas #finance
its a buyers market
You can sell arc loot for real money?
loaded up on aquilacoin and shithereum
how ya been?
oh hey I'm finally orange
Some was willing to buy, yes
What’s the value of a Vulcano
couple sticks of bubble gum
Also mirage skin
Is bad
I was getting headshot all over
Oh nooooo
They counted the hitbox for the head piece as well? XDDDD
Not in game. But having a server for the game meant some people were gonna use it to communicate for RWT.
Because you know. Some people are morons.
I have 16 anvils to sell
For the love of god
Please let me be rid of these anvils
They haunt me every where I go.. every round I load in and open a chest - anvil - I loot a corpse - anvil - I get a key - 2 anvils in the room
they're so good though
Yeah they're around for a reason
just run two and go ham
I fear a nerf is coming
Yeah they’re pretty awesome
They don’t need nerfing I don’t think
Out performed by a Ferro 4
in 3 months everything fun in this game is going to be nerfed and people are going to say they always hated it
"We don't want everyone to use the same weapon over and over blah blah..
Good but tired. Doing 60+ hours a week so no free time 
There’s only 20 weapons tbf
Damn, take care of yourself Bushman
gah, that's full time+
hope you're raking in the dough at least
Also there’s only 2 accessible heavy ammo weapons so you’re gonna either take a Ferro or an anvil
I will be when each paycheck stops paying a bill 
Ferro all day, style point
Oh yeah it's 4 right
Soon it will be time for my mandated 12 hours of sleep 
Sleep tons, eat lots
Blessed restoration
Oh I do
As Bruce Hornsby so eloquently put it:
That's just the way it is.
Not Junk either, real food
The burst fire gun?
Yeah don't bother
Yeah
Just don't roll off a roof like i did
I’ve been repping the kettle day 1
I tabbed out on control tower roof and tabbed back in to a rocketeer hovering over my corpse
I was tabbed out for like 5 seconds jt must have known
Suppressed kettle my beloved
I think i had my yearly crashout
honestly? Since that can be difficult to come across in the U.S. du to HFCS, I only buy soft drinks in glass bottles. It's almost guaranteed to use actual sugar. We call 'em "Mexican cokes" but you can get sprite, and a variety of root beers (Virgils, Schprecker's, IBC, Cheerwine) and it's really good and well portioned so you're not chugging half a liter
also I like to collect the bottle caps and put them in my Fallout 3 collectible tin lunchbox
That's my major issue. I'd rather not just buy one bottle back to back.
Virgil's come in 4-packs; IBC come in 6-packs
there's a LOT of independent brewers too
Big ups to Red Arrow root beer and Brooklyn Brewery
It happens to all of us pal. 
Great food, beautiful country, locals don't like you very much
I wouldn’t blame them tbh. I’d hate tourists too. 
Visiting Spain just to eat Jamón and irritate Spaniards
ah, so they have that in common with Japan
There was a migration wave some years ago from westerners, seeking affordable housing
Sudden spike in demand caused the price to increase overall, across the country
Locals got upset, understandably
I mean, tourists are like sand. They’re rough, irritating, and they get everywhere. (To carve something stupid on a historical monument or some other such nonsense.)
I just want to see the Moorish and Castillian Castles :c
I don’t even really drink or anything…
nor do I like being rude to anyone
Knock yourself out, nobody would lay a hand on you
They might be rude every now and then, but that's about it
Work is cancelled yaay
I have never desecrated any kind of historical monument :v
nor would I ever think to do so
Shit, I hate seeing out-of-state people in mine. Damn Floridians, stay outta my blue bastion state. 
what State are you in again?
You’re an outstanding human being, there are many such cases of people defacing monuments for the laughs.
Illinois. 
I’m not outstanding in any way
Well, you are to me pal. 
I’m just a normal person
Thanks 
The 11th can't come soon enough
All the hype and then people just be disappointed if its something they werent hoping for
God, I hope not. It will be so disappointing if so. 
I have faith in our obese tuna overlords. I dont care what they call it. As long as it has a unique playstyle
Isn't there new model for ganger soon? Right on schedule
Boo leaks booo, take it all with a grain of salt
The leak with the most sense
All things considered
Hey i want a 2 metres Aeldari going about too you know?
A true man of the people. 
god I hate the term expat, it's just what immigrants call themselves when they don't wanna admit they're immigrants
source: me, an immigrant
Id be surprised if its something people hasnt guessed yet tho
Did ppl know about arby before they were announced?
Difference is expat actually stay for a specified amount of time and return to their country of origin
But the obnoxious attitude usually comes with the term so people hate it lol
tbf I still consider temporary residents to be immigrants, like I was a temporary resident but still had to go through, y'know, immigration
end of the day english is kind of a silly language
well I guess technically I still am a temporary resident, don't have my perm residency yet
I used to say the very same to my english teacher, and asked when is the right time to use certain words like 'A' or 'An'
"When it feels right" He said
Et voila!
A for words that have a consonant sound and An for words that have a vowel sound
I just rolled a mission that had starvation riots, hunting grounds, and inferno somehow
but that's not a hard and fast rule, it's kinda like the "i before e, except after c" rule in english spelling, people remember it as a rule because it's taught that way but it's not a legit rule at all lol
Is that supposed to happen? Is inferno secretly still enabled
if you rolled it I suppose it is
English has no rules
isn’t the difference between expat and immigrant that an expat is a temporary resident that keeps their country of origin’s citizenship and an immigrant seeks another country’s citizenship?
Oh wait
this conversation already happened
I recall a sketch
"If you have any question you can write me"
"No it's write to me"
"But why?"
"Be cause it sounds right"
"Okay, so if you have any further question you can contact to me"
"No, you can contact me"
"But... why?"
"Because it sounds right"
And then you have words like knife
it's a knice word
anglo-saxons at some point really did just start making it the fuck up as they went along
Lol
nobility getting drunk and being like "hey wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if we just starting putting silent Ks in words"
A few people got together and sadistic was like hey how can we fuck people up
You are no English graduate unless you master the silent letters
At least they gotten rid of thy thee thou etc
And putting eth at the end of almost every sentence
Shakespeare can fuck you up
Lol
Doth thou biteth thy thumb at thee
Lol to think that was a way to flick someone off back then
It just occurred to me that most of the imperium probably has prion diseases because they eat corpse starch
Lol
Am I wrong?
That’s probably why they went turbo authoritarian
Because their brains were melting
I know eating people is very bad for your digestion and blood
At one time recently McDonald's had human remains inside their food from their supplier and people got sick
Some reason McDonald's happen to be a center to a lot of crimes. Like the monopoly game is discontinued because of a mafia family took all the winning tickets in Florida warehouse and gave it to relatives
Or was discontinued
They brought it back this year
But I believe it's digital now so no cheating well shouldn't be
I haven't been to a McDonald's in a long time so I don't deal with all this
Lol getting old so got to eat healthy. Which I should've a long time ago but at least I'm not teaching my kids bad habits
I just rolled a second inferno match wtf
There was a drive-by at the mcdonalds near my HS. what a day!
So glad that the most weird thing that happened in the mcdonalds for me was a guy tryna sell me drugs (I said no obviously)
Otherwise not they're not that dangerous of a place to be
Lol or the people bumming money for drugs saying they need gas
Oh my car is stranded 5 miles from here and I need all the change you can offer
Mmmm macdonald
the shit they feed you is dangerous
Dangerously good
Lol yes diabetes and high blood pressure in a meal
Boooo, fun police
Like yeah, obviously it's unhealthy, but it's also tasty
Honestly I don't really like how they did the arbites compared to the Kill Team
Did you know
The word lex is only used once throughout the entirety of their kill team page?
Why is the keystone called terminus decree while the kill team ploy is called terminal decree
They didn't even get the name of the maul and shield right it's "shock maul and ASSAULT shield" not "shock maul and SUPPRESSION shield"
The excruciator maul from my GOAT the castigator has been RELEGATED to being the weapon mastery skin for the arby shock maul
Speaking of the arby shock maul it's not even the fucking arby shock maul that's the dominator maul
The real shock maul is on the shock maul and assault shield
This guy doesn't even arby right
Who Sah?! I'll kill the Karker!
Iirc the reason we have silent letters in english is bc the early print had polish authors
Finally off the clock
Giga Arby's 
I play them in kill team
I think we're getting a Ganger.
Okay
I'm fine with anyone but xenos
Literally
Not me, I'll skip new class if bad.
I'm happy for the rest of y'all and respect y'all, but you can't literally force me to play a class archetype I don't like or don't wanna play etc.
I would much rather a sicarian infiltrator than a skitarii
If they add an admech class
I rather have a Ganger personally myself, Sah.

But that's just my personal opinion and preferences.
I'm gonna buy the class and play it for the penances even if it's bad tbh
I'd like Adeptus Mechanicus or something good, but probably won't be like a main or anything if it's not Ganger.
You are not forcing me to play rattling. Lmfao
I need like 700 points in Hestias Blessings to get the Moebian chest piece and then idc about Hestias after that but I don't wanna play Ogryn nor do Ogryn Penances 
Rattling is one of those "if they put this class archetype into the game" I'm just skipping.
Pretty sure we're not getting Ratling
Rockstar laying off 40 employees for unionizing in a private discord and delaying GTAVI until next November
im gonna call it and say the next class will be the daemon god khorne himself
Idek how they'd make that work considering how weak they are and their preference for long range engagement
Waiting for 7th class as soon as it's revealed as rattling or something similarly just as bad or boring IMHO. I don't wanna be a sniper that has 1 wound and gets insta clapped.
i doi
I suspect that one of the classes might be some form of Aeldari
Good for you, you shall be used as emergency rations if things get bad.
in the inquisition?

A) Grendyl is a radical inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus, NOT the Ordo Xenos
B) we know that the elves are watching us at the edge of scanner range
You make a good point, that I can understand.
Next class is Alpharius
So are all the current five classes.
And Hadron
But NOT Rannick
I need them honestly. I dislike playing Ogryn so i'm probably never gonna get those penances and like all of the Zealot and Vet ones I have left are super specific. I still need like 700 points to get the last thing I actually want out of Hestias
So new class penances will get me somewhat closer
they think there will be new penances
funny joke
Next class is mek boy
Sounds like something that'd make your stomach slip out of your ass.
Glitch
Idk an entire garlic sounds like a mood
I'm already vampire resistant but the next goal is repellant
I actually don't mind eating raw garlic.
more of a pickle guy
eating… raw…. Garlic
what the fuck
how do you eat that raw?!?!
I don't even like it when it's cooked but raw
ugh
Garlic is great
I've eaten whole cloves
Not the most fun but certainly interesting to do once or twice
I have no idea how you do that
Very good pickled
then again, I knew a girl in school who ate onions raw like she was eating an apple
Raw onion is also a vibe
she used it as a flex lol
Much more palatable than raw garlic
just the idea of eating a whole clove of raw garlic is making me shudder
this is will of the lex
I like it pickled
but that's the only way I like it and even then I dont really like it
it's kind of like, something you eat with other stuff
but raw garlic
no thanks
he was known to have terrible breath, the combination of raw garlic and the fact he smoked constantly
what about a raw ginger
I could use some Salo and vodka rn
Licht the Ukrainian
Ginger is nice
random dictator fact since I mentioned Mussolini I might as well mention Hitler too; he had really bad gastrointestinal issues and extreme flatulence, Hitler also being a vegetarian with a bland diet, his generals and inner cabinet used to complain that dinners with him sucked because he had horrible table manners, only ate bland food, and would constantly burp and fart during the whole dinner.
so yeah, random fact of the night, Hitler was a Gasshole hehe
🫚
how old is lucia again
not that old, but according to people around here "old"
3 billion years old
Old Enough to Kill for the Emperor.
so I've been around since before Earth was habitable?
Old Ones plant?
that did not my answer my question tho
How old do you think I am?
40s
Yeah. My body is falling apart, but my life is generally a lot better
Really need to get back into exercising
While I 100% agree, I know my lazy ass isn't going to jog, despite having a treadmill in the middle of my living room
So I'll start off with weights
And hope as I get stronger that will boost my motivation
so always eating pizza and sitting on your ass and smoking constantly are bad for you?
I’m shocked!
surprised
banboozled even
People who smoke long-term do not age well
Over time it will become a habit, you won't be able to move on with your daily routine without doing it first. First few months few be a struggle
But after that? Freedom
I thought 30s was at the middle aged line?
Pre-middle aged if you will
it depends
Yeah. I went through that experience in my 20s. I was strongly motivated by fear (long story), which motivated me. Before I could do about 5 star jumps before my arms got tired. 3 weeks later I was doing two finger pull-ups like they were nothing
It's 40
but generally speaking you’re middle aged when you reach 40
Fear is an good effective motivation
Late thirties, early fifties
Bc after early fifties
You start becoming… ancestor status
I'm turning 47 this month. And I'm not terrible at darktide
"I bang your mom last night"
"She's been gone for 30 years, you were there at the funeral richard"
You're young yet!
From the moment you are born, the amount of people thag are older than you lessens
The real challenge is living long enough to reach the title of “the living ancient”
Makes me wonder whos the oldest in the world rn…
I wouldn't want to live too long
I genuinely didn't expect to reach 20, so I'm just enjoying all these bonus years
Apparently her name is ethel. Shes an english woman born 1909
CJ: hot damn i doubled my life expectancy!
I'm planning to stick around a while yet lol
Ethel like ethanol?
No sid you aren’t allowed anymore oil pumps
Gn
Sleep well
We're murdering today
allright you knobheads who is recovering rations
know this won't go forgiven nor forgotten
jail all ogryn besides that one who weirdly was destroying them half an hour ago
i suspect it was just fat veteran
18
why does every game update at the same time!?!?
Lol
I'll have everything updated on the 6th, no queue
suddenly "11 games need to be updated"
as soon as the 7th (today) comes in
the fuck
it also doesnt help my internet is dogshit tonight for some reason
and I'm still recovering from severe illness
Are you hyped for the new Ganger class like I am?

new class is going to be cosmetics for arbitrators
worst part is
Poggers
for most of these games the updates is literally just either removing Halloween bullshit that I never use or adding Christmas bullshit I never use
is default red shotgun with a wire also on discount ? :OOOO!
team fortress 2 ptsd
I love Christmas
Damn, and here I thought it was gonna be a large expansion.
Please don't die
Oh maybe the upcoming event is Sanguinalus?
That's how you spell that right?
gets shot
Wait i know you, you're the cunt that baited people about new Arbites page yesterday 🫵

It was a roose to see who is loyal follower of the inquisition and Lex Imperialis
those who believed - passed the test
loyal to a fault
Get bent
always ready
Seriously arbites the best class
2nd best is veteran
ogryn 3rd because big bulky man is my type of man
and super smart
wise
Preach, I keep trying to tell them this, Lexmate.
🗣️ Ganger is new class archetype!
Has to be.
All evidence points to that.
will be fun if thats true
Lex Breaker dialogue + Lex Mate = eternal love
I have a vague feeling you two are the type who would do a sloppy full tongue right now, and wave it off as a normal homie gesture
unfathomably based
Morning lovely people
It fits thematically too, first arbites now a ganger, it matches the whole “we’re Necromunda but not really Necromunda” vibe too
I need to finished that necromunda fps
Was it any good
Why do I keep getting a pop up saying I have new penances waiting to be claimed but there's nothing there every time
Its alright. Gunplay feels funky until you play it more like a boomer shooter imo
You mean doomer shooter?
I said what I meant

Check the full penance page, and also check that there aren't any penance rewards at the bottom to be claimed by hitting the claim button just in case
I will
Usually there is just like a one off somewhere that isn't in the highlight page
Just had a choc mint drink
Halfway between tastes good/ as expected and tastes like ass
Alr feeling the alc tho so
Uh... Absolutely!
Just going to Google what it is real quick...
For some reason mint tea has always tasted like ass for me
I wouldnt know
Love mint tea. Most of the time
Never tasted ass
Lol
I dont mind the flavor of mint overall
shame
Lol it's like mint chocolate
some taste nice
Ah I like mint chocolate
Gumi. Dont lie like that
Ass tasted like mint choco?
…fuck i wanna experiment with pop rocks and dont have a partner
What kind of body gel is your partner using
Time to raid some arcs while buzzed
Oh yeah I should do some raids instead of sitting with a headache
Give other people headaches instead
Test if the choco mint theory is real
I think I would be very concerned if it was true
Mmm tossed salad
Tastes like shit
Nah I dont want to test the theory
Its awesome
“Tastes like shit”
“Its awesome”
Alright
Oh come on what do you expect
This is why we wipe butts and brush teeth folk
Like. Dudes want their face in booty
And they always forget
Shit comes out dat ass
I like booty but I dont put my face in it
While we are at it why dont we wipe teeth and brush butts too…
Y'all are animals. The perineum gives the same sensation but is less nasty
who doesnt wash ass before having shaboinkers
Prostitutes
Lol
Butt lovers gotta be able to withstand the fart smell dude like really
It has to be true
anything to please my beloved

Omg ipgrading a weapon is just wiping ghr rust off
thats far cry logic
In arc raiders??
can @Wаrdens ban Missus and bring back Rewdy?
Nah
in far cry 2 you knew gun is shit by amount of shit it has on it and how fast its gonna jam
Sounds like monster hunter mechanics. Like sharpening a hammer to do more damage. Wouldn't want a blunt hammer
I got mods on payroll
i spent more time unjamming my shitty weapons than firing them
Nah we keeping missus
There are others that could definitely go tho
No im poor
Dude get a job and gimme half your pay check
Missus is the funkiness we need.
Absolute aneurysm levels of “why”
I have a job
Okay then give me your money
are you usa based and a federal worker?
But my gf takes half my paycheck
Get a better job
oh
So I can't give you half
well gf is like a federal agency
Whole point of having a job is to give me money
Nah it's so I can eat
Talk to her and explain to her why she needs to give half the check to me
No
I'm objectively more important I can't explain why but believe me
This moneys for a good cause
Because if she does that then I can eventually just stay at home and be a house husband
Your ass is buying a house?
The way of the house husband
Tf?
We own our home
On what planet
🌎
Martians I see.
Yep
Zamn.....

Actually have to think about how im gonna get food this month
Because my first paycheck is going to be super late
Photosynthesis
Also damn hope ya can manage
And get a nice house and be a house husband and all that
can all of small person class using the tactical axe?
get a rich chick on a side
So you can eventually be stable enough to start givin me yo money.
and exploit her for moneys
Except for Psyker i think
always has been

Yeah so you should send me money instead
The us needs to go to war with the entirety of europe
No you don't
Ill probably go to my grandpas' house and get food from them
and buckwheat
that is amazing thank you
Dawg
i hate play the psyker so this amazing
i do not know why combat knife exist now
tactical axe is like it but more good amount
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/weapons/tactical-axe/atrox-mk-ii-tactical-axe
All of them can yeah
How find snitch?
Also my bad, Psyker can use the tactical axe
it is good and is my second favourite but tactical axe many more good
You can check games lantern for onfo
Find the rotating idiot that fart light
is better at do single target and hoard kill
Knife is great for speed and backstab damage
and heavy attack is more good
i have spend maybe 20 hour in psykhanium with combat knife
You what
wait does tactical axe give you zoomies ?
i spend most of time in game
like does it help you reach mach 10 speeds?
in psykhanium
Why
This is the way
it is my favourite
You need to train
i not do finish all mission yet
Play the game 💀
if a weapons doesnt allow you to reach MACH 10 then why the fuck would you ever use it if it doesnt , combat blade is the goat forever
and i play 60 hour i think
You get actual skill in missions euna
