general-chat

[gaunt wind]

We have unprocessed food too my guy you arent special lmfao

[rare pulsar]

Lol no

[outer jasper]

what country are you from

you act middle eastern

[rare pulsar]

Im grom germany u dumbus

[gaunt wind]

A German talking about food

[outer jasper]

nah you like belgian

[rare pulsar]

Put away your thinking boxes

[somber stream]

Okay cut the shit

[ripe tangle]

kind of, up until the later half of the 20th century, the US did actually have a higher standard of living than pretty much anywhere in Europe, in the last 40-50 years however not so much.

[jaunty path]

3 packs of cigs a day can be from nearly any country

3 packs of cigs sounds like a weekend for america

[shy sandal]

My aunts almost died there because everything had spice on it, and they are very sensitive to spicy food

[civic otter]

You're quite wealthy if you can afford that on the regular

[outer jasper]

yeah but europeans come running if you say cigs, like flies to shit

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah that shit is fucking insane

How much are cigs??

10 bucks right

[rare pulsar]

U must be smoking

[outer jasper]

se what I mean?

[jaunty path]

european encapulates a lot

[outer jasper]

european came running at the mention of cigs

[rare pulsar]

Europeams smoke less every year lol

[jaunty path]

I hear france has a lot of smokers but I could defintely be wrong.

[astral basin]

Oh you sweet summer child
There are… a lot of foods that are considered regional staples in europe that amount to trash to other people
have you heard of haggis?

[civic otter]

Where i live, 5-6€ per pack, which, take into consideration that the average monthly wage is 400€.

[jaunty path]

400?????

[shy sandal]

They do, they definitely do.

[civic otter]

Yes

Lol

[jaunty path]

okay how much is 400 in america

[civic otter]

Balkans

[outer jasper]

you like night lords I dont want you shit talking hte one good thing from hte hellhole of europe

[civic otter]

400€ = 460$

[rare pulsar]

And where are you from?

Ohio?

[ripe tangle]

did you know the Balkans apparently have the worst trains in Europe?

[jaunty path]

460 bucks

[rare pulsar]

Cleveland?

[outer jasper]

guess if youre so smart, european

[jaunty path]

goodnes.

[ripe tangle]

they have the worst roads too apparently

[gaunt wind]

Please hate on Cleveland more it deserves it

[civic otter]

Balkans have the worst blank europe fits anything

[jaunty path]

Are we really profiling ppl based off what chapters they like

[rare pulsar]

I dont have to lol

[outer jasper]

who the fuck is we? its just me fool

[astral basin]

Huh???? nightlords????
Wrong guy im a preheresy dg enjoyer

[gaunt wind]

Profile me I’m a Dark Angel fan

[jaunty path]

You're 12 monkeys on type writers

[ripe tangle]

I’m a Blood Angels fan…

[outer jasper]

Im so sorry for grouping you with subhumans, I appologize

[ripe tangle]

and a Sisters of Battle fan

[rare pulsar]

[ripe tangle]

and an Ork fan

[astral basin]

@somber stream the vampire allegation only grows…

[gaunt wind]

Girls and their Orks

[rare pulsar]

Nothing beats tha boyz

[somber stream]

I heard vampires are hot

[jaunty path]

Eh? You are? I never knew that.

[shy sandal]

Balkans be like "My neighbouring countries fucking suck" meanwhile they're almost identical to one another

[civic otter]

Krieg for militarum and templars/dark angels for astartes, personally

[somber stream]

When you impale their heart with a stake, they combust

[outer jasper]

quite the fan of the vitrian drakgoons

[jaunty path]

why krieg doh

[civic otter]

We really are and it's ironic. Though our history does justify a lot

[jaunty path]

bottle

[shy sandal]

Same, i like Lamenters more though

[outer jasper]

unfortunately they are not actual dragoons

they got cool armor

[gaunt wind]

A Serbian and Albanian just felt a cold chill

[civic otter]

As an albanian, yes

[ripe tangle]

You’ll have ethnic groups who hate eachother over something that happened 500 years ago lmao

[astral basin]

I dont like krieg for their aesthetic
I love them for the sheer stones they possess riding a roided out mustang with a plunge stick in a scifi genre

[shy sandal]

I'm south american, so i understand.

Brazil and Argentina are like Albania and Serbia

[somber stream]

Balkan youth don't really hate one another as much as the previous generation

[little marten]

I fucking hate it when one of my 7 snoozed alarms goes off while I’m in the shower

[rare pulsar]

Thats europe for you

[astral basin]

Ng is early to the realm of the living

[rare pulsar]

I have no clue why i hate the french i just do

[ripe tangle]

Isn’t there a huge divide between the Catholic and Muslim Albanians, even though neither are even all that religious?

[shy sandal]

Our hate strictly comes from football.... and solely football

[somber stream]

Same brother, same

Though i had a few encounter

[outer jasper]

its like genetic

you germans like genetics right?

[gaunt wind]

To be fair everyone does

[rare pulsar]

That is true

[rare pulsar]

Genetics?

You mean nationality

[little marten]

I just fucking got out of bed

Had a shower

And office has been cancelled

[somber stream]

Nice

[ripe tangle]

did you know France put all their Nuclear Plants right by the borders of Belgium and Germany specifically to be dickheads since neither country wanted them to.

[little marten]

What’s the point in any of this

[somber stream]

Go start the day fresh

[jaunty path]

white people after setting the street on fire when their team wins/loses

[somber stream]

Helth

[little marten]

Naught but dust and ashes the lot of us

[shy sandal]

They are obsessed with turning french the most spoken language in the world and they are still imperialists.... Those are good reasons to hate them

[rare pulsar]

Thanks

[gaunt wind]

Philly in a nut shell

[astral basin]

Nothing but dust on the wind~

[outer jasper]

french people live off of a sense of superiority and those little espresso shots

[somber stream]

I would marry a French but i wouldn't live there

[lost linden]

Are you anti Imperium?

[ripe tangle]

when I was in France people were nice…

I liked the French 😐

[jaunty path]

I like french people because french fries

[shy sandal]

I'm anti French

[jaunty path]

Oh everyone is nice silly

[lost linden]

Imperialism is based

[jaunty path]

Well

each group has nice people

[outer jasper]

RAA ITS AN AMERICAN INVENTION, ONLY AMERICANS COULD HAVE THE INTELLECT TO FRY POTATOS STRIPS

[little marten]

Just give up. Worm food with delusions of grandeur.

[shy sandal]

The british were nicer in my experience, unironically

[gaunt wind]

French girls there’s just something about the accent

[astral basin]

Bish we have those in the us in obsession

[somber stream]

It's called the language of love for a reason

[shy sandal]

FRESH FRIES. (Shout out to Belgium)

[somber stream]

Each word sounds like a song

[ripe tangle]

in my experience Brits are nice too, especially if you’re up to party

[outer jasper]

I dont like languages that are artificially difficult cough cough FRENCH

[jaunty path]

french csgo players:

[outer jasper]

imagine having a government agent to keep the language pure

[lost linden]

Colonization takes skill and superiority. Imperialism is the ultimate expression of advancement as a human race and without it lots of humans on the globe would never have been introduced to advanced technology and better cultures

[astral basin]

Idk ive always preferred a subtle russian accent…

[outer jasper]

youre language is inefficient and makes me upset

[somber stream]

Your*

[gaunt wind]

Ive been to London once and the guys in the pub were the coolest

[shy sandal]

Get off your alt Napoleon, you ain't fooling anyone

[little marten]

STAY AWAY THERES NOTHING BUT SORROW IN THESE LANDS

[ripe tangle]

come to think of it, the only Nationals I ever talked to who were really mean for no reason were Russians, Chinese, and Canadians oddly enough.

[outer jasper]

Im not correcting myself, you are language is stupid

[little marten]

Canadians are pricks

[jaunty path]

CANADIANS...

[little marten]

Racially attacked me when I visited

Verbally ofc

[ripe tangle]

I’m sorry Nurgle

[gaunt wind]

Canadians just have great PR is all

[somber stream]

I heard they were the nicest people, just 10 years ago

Didn't had much interaction myself

[gaunt wind]

You were Psyop’ed im afraid

[jaunty path]

The canadians are nice thing is just a meme

canadians are just the second coming of americans

shit health care and a lot of guns

[ripe tangle]

if you’re in any European country, you can always spot the Canadians because they’re loud like Americans but make sure you and everyone else knows they’re from Superior Uncorrupted Canada and not from Horrible Evil America

[shy sandal]

Honestly just had one bad experience and it was on a popular pub in London.

I just asked them if there were any seats free and they straight up ignored me and my family for half an hour...

We went to a smaller pub afterwards and they were very nice though

[rare pulsar]

I believe you mr power ranger

[jaunty path]

Oh I imagine its omega hard not to be stereotyped as a tourist.

[outer jasper]

stereotypes exist for a reason

[somber stream]

Mean while every french girl ever:
Brunette, pony tail, blue jeans, tan trench coat

[gaunt wind]

If you need another reason to dislike Canadians just remember a lot of them are French

[shy sandal]

Ime, the british and the americans are the most obnoxious tourists

[ripe tangle]

sometimes it’s like that, my experience in the UK was that people were generally very kind to me as a weird foreigner, though I did get accosted in the Tube once lol

[lost linden]

British no. Americans are just loud, not necessarily rude beyond that

[ripe tangle]

but yhat sort of thing happens in big cities

so I’m not going to hate on a whole country over that

[gaunt wind]

Its nice being a big dude because nary a soul wants to bother me

[delicate vapor]

Shall return to my coffin

[lost linden]

You have the british bloke and the englishman type of tourist. Two sides of the Anglo

[calm zodiac]

Yes. I actually alredy made all new characters and removed my old onces. I want a 100% fresh start.

[shy sandal]

To be fair, my encounters with the brits as tourists were blasted drunk and doing very stupid shit

[rare pulsar]

Dont remove ur chars

[little marten]

Ok I’ve calmed down now

[somber stream]

Tweak it

[rare pulsar]

No reason to level them again

Thats not good advice

[little marten]

I’m going to go shopping

[rare pulsar]

Ull also loose ur stuff

[little marten]

Who even goes to the supermarket at 8am

Am I old?!?

[jaunty path]

ya keep cosmetics yea?

[gaunt wind]

Yes

[gaunt wind]

Yeah but RIP God rolls

[calm zodiac]

Oh no no. Just the old onces. I haven’t played in super long time and wanted a fresh start.

I still have the in game money, but I want to play it like a fresh player.

[rare pulsar]

Keep cosmetics but loose all weapons curios etc

[trim sleet]

This is literally a waste of time lmfao

[jaunty path]

I don't see the harm beyond leveling up being tedious.

[shy sandal]

Me, cause i like to buy energy drinks in the morning after a jog

[ripe tangle]

I’d go with if I could

[trim sleet]

But I also kinda understand why

[jaunty path]

mmmmm

[ripe tangle]

just to get some fresh air

[rare pulsar]

Wnough reason for me

[rare pulsar]

Yes but u really dont need to

[little marten]

Really maximise that heart rate

[little marten]

and for good company!!!!

[jaunty path]

some ppl get bored.

[ripe tangle]

Absolutely

[little marten]

I actually love the supermarket

[rare pulsar]

You can also just change appearance for free

[little marten]

It’s my version of North Pole santas workshop

[jaunty path]

It helps just to walk outside some.

don't need a destination

just walking with music.

[somber stream]

Not free, 50k a pop

[rare pulsar]

Only if u change voice

[jaunty path]

50k is nothing just play the game

[somber stream]

Really now?

[rare pulsar]

Normal changes are free

[somber stream]

Interesting

[little marten]

Don’t envy us in our healthy bodies, we are naught but the tallest bushels of wheat. And the harvest reaper likes them tall.

[rare pulsar]

Only gender and voice need personality acourge

[somber stream]

Plastic surgery is easier than changing vocal cords in the 41st millenium huh

[little marten]

Are you a brokie reject?

[somber stream]

Anyway, we need a naked option

[rare pulsar]

I lnly need it for my ogryn

[somber stream]

Zealot with a latex mask

[ripe tangle]

True

[somber stream]

Don't forget the Zealot

[ripe tangle]

going on a walk is nice

[rare pulsar]

Start smoking tons of weed

Helps me relax

[gaunt wind]

Sometimes I just sit outside at work and look at the stars

[jaunty path]

its nice

but i should start to get ready to lay down.

[gaunt wind]

3am peak darktide time

[jaunty path]

honestly wish I had a nice drink besides tea

but moderations important

unfortnately.

[somber stream]

I need a damn vacation

[gaunt wind]

Moderation is for quitters

[gaunt wind]

Fucking same

[jaunty path]

I need a couch

and a bed

and more bed time

and more bed.

sleep is nice.

[gaunt wind]

I need a break from reality for a month or two

[jaunty path]

It'd be nice.

but whatever

[somber stream]

I heard Sweden is nice this time of year

[jaunty path]

I am doing fine.

well

not fine. but, i'm doing my best.

[gaunt wind]

We’re holding the line

[somber stream]

One step in front of another

Americans, go sleep. It's late

[gaunt wind]

I’m at work or I would

[jaunty path]

noh german

u cant tel me wha 2 do, germany,

[twin flower]

would u do it for a lamb gyro

[gaunt wind]

Would u do it for a scooby snack

[jaunty path]

Yes.

[somber stream]

Sleep is great

I love sleeping

[jaunty path]

please buy me with food

[gaunt wind]

Sleep is the best I can’t believe I used to hate naps as a kid was I dumb or something

[somber stream]

Lol real

Nowaday it's a luxury few can afford fully

[gaunt wind]

You don’t appreciate a good nap until you’re older

[jaunty path]

See. the thing is.

When you become an adult, you throw away your bedtime

[outer jasper]

kinda hungry

[gaunt wind]

Break free of the shackles of bed time

[astral basin]

Can the sister walk on fire?

[twin flower]

Basically have my sleep sched fixed but not enough time for my hobbies and games

[jaunty path]

You don't have your parents to tell ya what to do, not as much

[gaunt wind]

My sleep schedule is always fucked because of my job

[somber stream]

Same

[twin flower]

To be effective at work I gotta sleep early

[somber stream]

I wake up at 4 every day, it used to be 5

[jaunty path]

licht whats ur job

tactical english teacher?

[somber stream]

I'm a creative designer

I do remote for Asians

[gaunt wind]

I usually go to bed around 6-7am and wake up around 11am-2pm lol

[astral basin]

I didnt realize anyone here practices standard sleep schedules tbw

[outer jasper]

yall are fucked up

[somber stream]

At least i have a fixed time frame for sleeping

[outer jasper]

imagine not having a set time to go beddy bye

[twin flower]

But games

[outer jasper]

yeah but I can game tomorrow

[twin flower]

what if you have work tomorrow

[outer jasper]

I am a patient man

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Also apparently Arc don't do force wipe, it's voluntary

[twin flower]

Force wipe?

[astral basin]

Still offended.
Nightlords
Poor bastards are just plot devices. Meme legion. Their Primarch died screaming “See dad? I was right! You should’ve listened!”

[outer jasper]

I thought you were someone else Im sorry

[somber stream]

Normally for extraction shooters, your inventory and character get wiped every once in a while

Especially in Tarkov

Arc raider give you the option to do it or not, with a very interesting lore behind it

[astral basin]

“You got knocked tf out!”

[twin flower]

Cool armor tho

[somber stream]

You gather resources to craft your own pod

And launch on a expedition beyond the rust belt, never to return

It's poetic, in a way

[outer jasper]

my cat has been a good kitty

she hasnt shat on my floor in 2 days

[astral basin]

Arc gives you the option of a randomized subpar loadout
Which is really nice for noobs that dont got squat

[outer jasper]

she will be rewarded with her favorite toy, a comb

[astral basin]

Or yk. Low stales scaving for a couple of minutes

[little marten]

Grrrrrr

[astral basin]

Wait wait wait i just remembered
Where tf is the zipline shaft
That has the turrets just on the walls on the way up
Bc that was bs

Its on dam ik

[little marten]

Hehe shaft

Ohhh some woman going mad at her child/partner on the phone here

[astral basin]

Youll get the shaft if you dont wake up >.>

[little marten]

I came up at 5 last seven and you weren’t even fucking dressed!!!

[astral basin]

op

[somber stream]

Speranza fades, a gleam of light,
swallowed whole by endless night;
no echo follows, no voice recalls,
just iron wind through empty halls.

He goes where signal dies to dust,
beyond all maps, beyond all trust
a pilgrim bound by flame and code,
to vanish down the static road.

[trim sleet]

What would someone do with a cyber security degree in the 40k universe? (I am studying Cyber Security right now kek)

[lethal solstice]

Cry

[astral basin]

There is no cyber

Coding is an admech thing tho

[lethal solstice]

Your degree is like 99% useless

[gaunt wind]

Since most tech utilizes varying degree of servitor nothing lol

[jaunty path]

You'd be a servitor

[jaunty path]

I'm sorry buddy but its TRUE

[jaunty path]

Is it truly that bad

[lethal solstice]

Nothing will be on any architecture you know and even trying to secure anything will get you shot by someone or yourself

[jaunty path]

Though

[pseudo timber]

Wed ALL be medicaid stations

[jaunty path]

yeah

lmfao

[gaunt wind]

Don’t worry you’d be well taken care of inside your little box computing data pumped into your brain

[jaunty path]

Hopefully whoevers responsible for taking care of you will be competent

[gaunt wind]

They’ll probably rub some nuln oil on you ever few years or not

[little marten]

Based warrior poet

I commit a war crime on blue gate yesterday licht

[pseudo timber]

Spray some wd40 on you every half century

[gaunt wind]

Maybe wave an incense around you too

[pseudo timber]

Praise the Omni messiah type beat

[somber stream]

Damn, the place will turn full PvP at this rate

[little marten]

We don’t shooted a duo at evac

They turned out to be 2

Hiding in a tiny tiny tiny shack

[gaunt wind]

And if you for some reason stop being effective they’ll just turn you into a menial full servitor or a servoskull easy

[little marten]

I blazed grenaded them

And we gunned them down while they burned

[gaunt wind]

Don’t worry the Geneva suggestion doesnt exist anymore

[little marten]

We had just done a big key run

But sin hangs heavy over this raiders head

Judgement awaits in the pale yonder

[somber stream]

Keyroom loot is a bit shite rn ngl

[gaunt wind]

We have all done things we are not proud of on the surface

[little marten]

It’s terrible lol

I had an anvil

I have 12 anvils

Was an epic key too

[somber stream]

12 anvils

Insanity

[little marten]

I should start taking them as trades for sticky situations

[gaunt wind]

Meanwhile the security breach lockers are super juiced

[astral basin]

Dude dropped me a bobcat yesterday
And a blueprint

[gaunt wind]

My solo runs yesterday were hell

[astral basin]

I cant wait for sec breach perk

[gaunt wind]

It’s definitely worth slotting into

In before they nerf it

[astral basin]

Just got 5th perk in loot speed. Tryna decide what surv perks to slot into and when to branch for breach speed

[jaunty path]

h

are

are

are hotdogs just meat bananas

[wicked sentinel]

Cleveland looks like a warzone

So does Gary Indiana

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

1. you forgot to tell me happy birthday. fuck you

2. I'm on my first day at work

3. how are you

[jaunty path]

happy birthday alexander

[lilac crag]

thanks missus you're also 4 days late

[jaunty path]

how're am I supposed to know

[lilac crag]

I was around here when my birthday was happening

you were ranking

talking*

[jaunty path]

I was

?

[lilac crag]

I changed my name and all

yeah

[jaunty path]

mmm

sorry bout dat

[lilac crag]

issok boss

ur still my favorite corner drug dealer

🤝

[jaunty path]

<3

[twin dirge]

Warg

[gaunt wind]

Happy belated birthday dont know who you are but based banner

[twin dirge]

Happy belated birthday dude I don't know

[lilac crag]

thank you new person

[wicked sentinel]

Happy birthday

[lilac crag]

thank you aug

[twin dirge]

I agree based banner

I may be new but I've made a splash

[lilac crag]

you'll stick around hopefully

the other lot didn't

[twin dirge]

I'm here for the 40k

And because grandpa loves me

[twin dirge]

Why does Lance have a 1 kit limit a day

I want more looter mk2s

[jaunty path]

new class

in

5 days

[wicked sentinel]

Isn't just the reveal?

[jaunty path]

Don't ruin this for me

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[somber stream]

Happy late birthday Alex! Woo hoo! Sorry i'm quite busy on my end as well so i don't remember things quite as good as before

[gaunt wind]

If it’s not Ad Mech I will be extremely disappointed

[somber stream]

Work crunch is real, still busy as ever. Hope you're doing well at the new place

[twin dirge]

I'm actually really curious what it's gonna be

The theories are fun but the actual reveal really could be anything

[somber stream]

It's going to be a Dreadnaught

[wicked sentinel]

Could be none of the guesses

[twin dirge]

Best game

[astral basin]

Dreadnight

[twin dirge]

Watch it be what that person said and we get cat people

[gaunt wind]

It’s a grey knight

[twin dirge]

[somber stream]

Felinids?

[twin dirge]

Ye

[somber stream]

I'd combust

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

[gaunt wind]

Felinids dont have official models but a man can dream

[astral basin]

@somber stream wisp is a nun with a thick accent

Warframe

[somber stream]

Yes i'm aware

It's sinful

[astral basin]

Quite

[somber stream]

Is it out yet?

[astral basin]

Seems so? Unless youtubers get early access

[somber stream]

Usually they do

[astral basin]

Almost as sinful as felinid art

[somber stream]

Oh lawd

[little marten]

Someone’s birthday?

[somber stream]

I think Arc raiding won't be happening today

[little marten]

Happy birthday

[gaunt wind]

You guys can’t be trusted with felinids

[little marten]

Supermarket always ruined by someone tweaking out screaming cause people trying to beat them to the reduce mince

[blissful kiln]

SoB soon

E

[little marten]

Bitch you don’t need 5+ packets of expired mince

[astral basin]

Nvm i scrolled down a single short
“Couple costumes: sibling characters. Yes the couple is making out.”

[wicked sentinel]

Sounds like black Friday

[graceful fern]

Furry cat girls in my fascist imperialistic dictatorship? I don’t think so.

[blissful kiln]

Hitler was a furry

it all makes sense

[torn grove]

Hi, guys! Are you able to log into the game? Or it's just my problem...

[little marten]

I have no issue with discount shopping but the hordes they swarm around the reduced section are often feral

[graceful fern]

Funny site note there is actually furry Nazis

It’s legit a thing

[blissful kiln]

why would that be surprising

[little marten]

If we get felinids mods can perma ban me

[somber stream]

We won't, sadly

It's Codex or nothing

[blissful kiln]

we're all people and people can be evil and hateful

[wicked sentinel]

Two gunslinger? Or did you leave and come back?

[little marten]

SOB

I’m a sister of battle coper

[somber stream]

Soon™

Next year likely, trust

[graceful fern]

Fem Black Templars

[torn grove]

I'm new here.

[shy sandal]

How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave

[twin dirge]

Gunslinger part 2, electrical boogaloo

[wicked sentinel]

Oh so we have 2

[twin dirge]

[blissful kiln]

Gunslinger ganger next class

[graceful fern]

I may be an imperium fan but I’m also a realist

[twin dirge]

I pray for something with robotic limbs you can augment as either the skill or blitz

[little marten]

Nazi women always have tattoos in the least attractive places

[gaunt wind]

Big E spoke to me and said it’s going to be Ad Mech unless they subvert expectations

[twin dirge]

Also they should add a melta weapon

Any melta will do

[graceful fern]

You know this for certain do you

[shy sandal]

I'm gonna need some more context on that one chief 😭

[twin dirge]

I think Nazis in general seem to have really aggressive tattoos

[little marten]

You always seem em on the tv with like massive eagles and shit on their chests or collarbone

[twin dirge]

Isn't like face swastikas a whole thing?

[graceful fern]

With the hardcore ones yes

[gaunt wind]

White supremacist prison gangs put that shit everywhere

[graceful fern]

Buddhists are crying

[twin dirge]

Id be alr with being reincarnated just saying

[blissful kiln]

I met a woman with a swastika on her boobs once

[shy sandal]

It makes you wonder where they get those...

I don't think there are many nazi tattoo artists, so, who is agreeing to do those?

[twin dirge]

In terms of available afterlives

[graceful fern]

Do Buddhists still use the pre Nazi swastika btw?

[little marten]

Yeah shit like that

[gaunt wind]

They’ll have a giant swastika on the back of their head and shit

[somber stream]

Why are we talking nazi females out of a sudden?

[twin dirge]

I'll be blunt, 20 bucks is 20 bucks, who cares if this guy gets beaten in an hour

[gaunt wind]

Most actual Buddhists do because they don’t care like in Asia

[somber stream]

The only thing that will trigger asian is the rising sun flag

Swasticas means nothing to them

[gaunt wind]

Can’t exactly blame them

[graceful fern]

Is that the imperial Japanese one

[gaunt wind]

Yes

[somber stream]

Yes

[gaunt wind]

It’s the Japanese naval flag to this day

[somber stream]

JSDF still use that one btw, it predate Imperial Navy

[gaunt wind]

Yeah it’s from the Edo Period

[graceful fern]

I’m sure the Swiss used a swastika till very recently too

Or it was the swedes

[arctic shoal]

Really, talk about this the moment I open general

[gaunt wind]

Greetings

[graceful fern]

Man nurgle brought up nazi women having unattractive tattoos and now we here

[gaunt wind]

You’re the best Dark Angel btw but you knew that

[little marten]

It’s my fault

[graceful fern]

Thanks boss

[arctic shoal]

My nurgle, grandfather provides

[little marten]

Actually wait no someone was talking about nazi cat ladies

[gaunt wind]

Furries

[arctic shoal]

It all began with Felinid talk

[graceful fern]

Oh yeah I brought up Nazi furries

[little marten]

Exactly.

Heresy begets heresy.

[twin dirge]

Mmmm, cat girls

[arctic shoal]

It's all the felinids fault clearly

[graceful fern]

No someone’s said Hitler was a furry and I made a site note nazi furries do actually exist and now we here

[gaunt wind]

It really is

[twin dirge]

Surely grandfather nurgle approves of imperial sanctioned cat girl

[little marten]

Only if they’re sick

[twin dirge]

I'll make them sick

[little marten]

[twin dirge]

[gaunt wind]

So new class coming in December before winter break right

And it’ll be broken as the God Emperor intended

[graceful fern]

I wish they would add marines

Not playable

But like a single deathguard marine as a mission boss or something

[ocean widget]

They said no

[wicked sentinel]

Angry death guard event

[arctic shoal]

Fatshark has said many things

[graceful fern]

Something that takes a proper coordinated team to take down

[ocean widget]

So you want a run destroyer

Have you played havoc 40 with 4 lobotomites recently

[blissful kiln]

They'll add a death guard marine at the end of the last mission

and that will be the segue into Darktide 3

[tacit geode]

Surprisingly one of the things they recently reinforced

[ocean widget]

Cus people keep bloody fockin askin

[gaunt wind]

People are severely underestimating a Chaos Space Marine lol especially a Death Guard

[little marten]

Another day

Another desperate plea for CSM

Grow up

[ocean widget]

Thats because they want to rely on plot armour to kill it

[little marten]

We will get a CSM one day bye

Btw*

[ocean widget]

The only reason a plasma gunner hasn't burnt a fist sized hole through our skull is because of plot armour

[gaunt wind]

CSM Boss but it moves faster in combat than we can run and it always one shots

[little marten]

Would be cool to have an operation that is just a couple missions hunting it through a wake of destruction

[rare pulsar]

Fuck speees mareens

[little marten]

But FatShark ain’t fully washed up enough with Darktide to do that yet

[rare pulsar]

I dont need that ahit on my atoma

[gaunt wind]

OI SPICE MAREENS GET OFF MY SHIP

[rare pulsar]

Puny gits

Speeeeees mareeeeens

[gaunt wind]

Warboss Grimskull is a real one

[rare pulsar]

Id rather get some orks on atoma

That would be fun

[little marten]

Orks would be based

Too based for puny FatShark however

[gaunt wind]

Da Boyz showing up for a right propa fight would be dope

[rare pulsar]

They would have lota of fun woth oggys

[tacit geode]

Shop reset btw

[tacit geode]

Orks deserve their own game frankly

[little marten]

I ain’t waiting to Darktide 3 to leave a decade long beta

Darktide 2..

[gaunt wind]

Orks and Khorne

[rare pulsar]

The boyz donts needs tha puny chaos gitz

Wes gots gork and mork

And gork and mork

[gaunt wind]

Brutally Cunning and Cunningly Brutal

[tacit geode]

...

Darktide 4

[fallen tree]

the darkening

[gaunt wind]

Necrons in Darktide 4

[ripe tangle]

They have Speed Freekz and Shootas Blood and Teef

both are alright

could use more variety though tbf

[fallen tree]

id love to fight necrons

[blissful kiln]

the nu necrons are lame

[ripe tangle]

what’s the difference between old and new necrons?

[rare pulsar]

I want fleshy gita to krump

Not metalfaces

[ripe tangle]

aren’t they the same Tomb Kings + Terminators I love?

[blissful kiln]

they look too clean, and not nearly as grimdark as before

[ripe tangle]

oh, that’s dumb.

[blissful kiln]

mechanicus, rogue trader, those animated shows for warhammer

[little marten]

All of Warhammer is getting the fornite treatment

[blissful kiln]

necrons look awful

[little marten]

My poor death guard

[rare pulsar]

Pla no

[ripe tangle]

should we return to fantasy?

I liked Warhammer Fantasy and wish it wasn’t bastardised into just a Total War game.

[rare pulsar]

No total war ruined that allready

[ripe tangle]

oh well, there’s also Vermintide

[blissful kiln]

new necrons look like they could fit in Age of Sugma

xdd

[fallen tree]

chun li in the 40k verse? perhaps i could convert...

[blissful kiln]

Nicki Minaj class

[little marten]

Chumlee from Pawn Stars?

[rare pulsar]

Go to the horny corner

[gaunt wind]

Once Big E becomes a Fortnite skin we are truly lost

[fallen tree]

never left

[ripe tangle]

Would you play an Assassin’s Creed style game but set in Warhammer Fantasy?

[subtle silo]

Bruh

[little marten]

Wait wtf I googled this chun li

[ripe tangle]

wait, there’s a horny corner?!

[little marten]

Mount and blade Warhammer mod

[subtle silo]

Gooners

[ripe tangle]

Peak

[little marten]

The Bannerlord mod is looking awesome too tbf

[gaunt wind]

I would play a hitman esque 40k game

[blissful kiln]

I would like a proper RPG in WHF

[fallen tree]

I havent played Bannerlord, but I liked the previous one a lot

[rare pulsar]

Idk how gw is fumbling so hard with games tbh

[little marten]

It’s worse!

But also better

[gaunt wind]

Bannerlord sailing coming soon

[rare pulsar]

They got the whole blueprint and shit

[ripe tangle]

You work for the Inquisition and have to kill High Lords in Hive Spires, or sometimes Members of the Ecclisiarchy.

[fallen tree]

somehow im not surprised

[little marten]

I have a folder of screenshots on my old pc of me killing taleworlds devs in the closed alpha

I was a BIG mount and blade guy

[fallen tree]

nice trophies

[gaunt wind]

Different missions for the different types of assassins, would be so dope

[rare pulsar]

Mount and blade warband is the best game of all time

[fallen tree]

like knifing a Dice employee in BF

[rare pulsar]

I have like 5000 hours in that game

[little marten]

The fantasy realms mod was so good

Paladin build soloing sieges

[rare pulsar]

I played in regiments napoleonic

[ripe tangle]

a proper fictional Medieval RPG that isn’t fantasy based

was actually quite based

[little marten]

Mount and musket

[rare pulsar]

Best fanbase ever yeah

Dedicated community

Goated modders

[ripe tangle]

You ever played With Fire and Steel?

[fallen tree]

i loved that, i think a few games out these days inspired by that?

[ripe tangle]

where it’s in the same setting as the Ukrainian Wild Fields

[rare pulsar]

Im pretty sure theres still mab regiments today

Doing events still

[gaunt wind]

To this day you can find people doing clan wars in Mount and Blade lol

[little marten]

Swedish mercenaries

[zealous viper]

what’s. cosmetics today?

[rare pulsar]

The only thong that gets close is bannerlord multiplayer

[shy sandal]

Chem hazard guys

[rare pulsar]

Once bannerlord has some proper mods itll be goated too

[ripe tangle]

I remember fighting the Turks and they keep shouting (spamming more like) “ALLAH! ALLAH! ALLAH!”

[zealous viper]

ooh i don’t think i’ve seen before

[little marten]

Best warband experience was finally settling down and getting married and my game bugged and my guy was in the wedding dress instead of the woman

[little marten]

I can’t say I remember them doing that hahaha

[ripe tangle]

The Crimean Khanate had special Turkish units like Janissaries who would do that lol

[little marten]

Brytenwalda was good too (if I spelt it right)

[rare pulsar]

Lmao

[little marten]

Janissaries are such a cool concept (awful af ofc) but so interesting

[rare pulsar]

Bannerlord devs are turkish btw

[somber stream]

Night raid - blue gate

[rare pulsar]

Yeah they mad that one official

[somber stream]

Oh dear

[little marten]

Viking conquest didn’t hit the same

[gaunt wind]

I’ll do another bannerlord run when war sails drops

[rare pulsar]

I liked it

A lot actually

[little marten]

Hang on hang on

Why are we not talking about the best mod

The lotr one

[rare pulsar]

Nah

[zealous viper]

vox backpack.,,.,,.

[rare pulsar]

The japanese one

[little marten]

I’m not even a huge lotr fan but it’s an insane mod

[little marten]

Have you played sengoku for bannerlord? I keep meaning to

[rare pulsar]

I dont think bamnerlord mods are quite ready yet

[little marten]

Fairrr

[rare pulsar]

Still very buggy and stuff

I tried the warhammer one

[blissful kiln]

Prophecy of Pendor gang

[rare pulsar]

And it just kept crashing

[little marten]

My favourite thing to do in Bannerlord is trade tbh I wish it was expanded more

[gaunt wind]

The GoT mod is pretty solid imo

[rare pulsar]

That was pretty nice one

[little marten]

Buying fur up north to sell in the dessert, simple but immersive

[rare pulsar]

There was also perisno

Lots of awesome mods tbh

[little marten]

Desert lol*

Can see my mid morning nap approaching

Love being a battanian merchant who makes his fortune before returning to his people to fight off against the empire

[rare pulsar]

I just allways stayed at a castle from a faction the enemy is trading with and waited for their caravans

My warriors are eager and filled to the brim with butter

[little marten]

There’s like 2 good looking women in bannerlord tbf

And by the time I’m ready to settle down I’ve most likely cut off their heads

[rare pulsar]

Buth raghea

And the daughter……

Southern empire…..

[little marten]

Not quite as fun as sneaking into the castle in your pixel robes lol

To quote one line of a poem

And then beg this poor woman to elope with you

[gaunt wind]

I mod and marry Rhaegea then take control of the Southern Empire

[rare pulsar]

This is the way

[little marten]

Based

[rare pulsar]

I need some form of dominance over me to justify my murderous bloodlust.

[astral basin]

Any curly heads in here?

[rare pulsar]

I got curls ye

I used to have an afro

[astral basin]

Old roommate had dense curly hair. His beard grew red too.

[rare pulsar]

Sadly no thick beard for me

[little marten]

My beards pushing confederate general territory

Need to cut the fucker off

[rare pulsar]

I only have dense hair on my head and ass

[little marten]

I feel that

[rare pulsar]

I gave up shaving it

[little marten]

🫣

[gaunt wind]

[twin flower]

Im reminded of that vid about some guy who did a tutorial on how to share ass hair on YT

[fallen tree]

yeah i remember that, very cursed

[rare pulsar]

Idk shaving is annoying

I only shave my ugly ass patchy wannve beard

So i dont look like im 14

[twin flower]

Abominable

[blissful kiln]

educational

[fallen tree]

how it was allowed on youtube i just dont understand

[rare pulsar]

I never saw that

[twin flower]

Would you like to?

[fallen tree]

be thankful you didnt, it was full brown eye and everything

[blissful kiln]

i remember there's basically porn on yt

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[twin flower]

Ikr lmao

[blissful kiln]

marked as educational

so it stays

[rare pulsar]

For research if course

[twin flower]

Sheesh

[fallen tree]

😏

[little marten]

I mean grown ass adults don’t realise you’re supposed to wash that region

So it probably should exist under the context of education

[fallen tree]

i refuse to believe it

[blissful kiln]

people are really really dumb

[rare pulsar]

So?

[twin flower]

Or.. Unhygienic

[rare pulsar]

Wheres the sauce?

[fallen tree]

i dont have the youtube video, but i have a yandex url

[twin flower]

I honestly dont know if its still there lmao

[fallen tree]

if you REALLY want it

its the same video

[blissful kiln]

💀

[twin flower]

aksl got chu lmao

[rare pulsar]

Ye why not

Gib

[fallen tree]

ill dm it to you, at your own peril

[rare pulsar]

Dew it

[ripe tangle]

What’s happening?

[twin flower]

Uhh

Nothing

[rare pulsar]

Nothing

Nothing at all

[somber stream]

Are we sharing corn

[twin flower]

Strictly need to know

[ripe tangle]

Nothing sounds like denial and denial leads to Heresy.

[fallen tree]

i sent it but we gotta be friends i guess

[somber stream]

It's corn isn't it

[twin flower]

corn would be better lmao

[fallen tree]

depends on your mindset but it could be softcore, guised under educational

[ripe tangle]

oh, if it’s porn I see no issues with it as long as you’re both adults…

[blissful kiln]

strictly educational videos

[somber stream]

I see

Cultural bideos

[twin flower]

Bets he comes back screaming tho?

[little marten]

You’d rather it was porn tbh

[twin flower]

I mean..

[somber stream]

I detest vore/gore

So long as it's not those, anything goes

[twin flower]

idk if I would honestly put that in the same category as pron

[little marten]

How lucky that your most detested things rhyme

[astral basin]

I got the shitty roman patchiness as far as facial hair

[fallen tree]

dont like gore, vore? damn, u a total bore

i'm not a rapper

[little marten]

Snore

[ripe tangle]

I should get some sleep

[somber stream]

There's more?

[ripe tangle]

but perhaps I am in too deep

[little marten]

Restorative sleep for the sickness and soul

[astral basin]

I weep

[little marten]

Unless you want to talk about shaving asses with us?!

[ripe tangle]

wait

No thanks

I’m good

[little marten]

Figures

[somber stream]

Oh so that's what this is about

[twin flower]

lmao

Went from 360 to 0 real quick

[somber stream]

Ass shaving, this entire time?

[ripe tangle]

I’ve seen people wax buttholes before, I don’t need that again.

[somber stream]

You what

[arctic shoal]

You what

[ripe tangle]

thank you though…

[twin flower]

Like irl?

[ripe tangle]

yes, irl…

[little marten]

Nice

[ripe tangle]

not nice

[little marten]

What was your role in this enterprise?

[fallen tree]

the main point was that there are educational videos on YT, uncensored, showing it all

[little marten]

You provided the bite down stick

[twin flower]

Did you hold their hands

[somber stream]

Did you just came up with that on the fly?

[ripe tangle]

I already knew that

[gaunt wind]

That sounds like some medieval torture

[ripe tangle]

There are literally uncensored Youtube videos giving you BDSM ropeplay and impact play tips 😐

so I’m not surprised by anything

[somber stream]

How did you come across this knowledge

[twin flower]

whats impact play

[fallen tree]

lmaooo

[gaunt wind]

Spanking

[somber stream]

Yeah what's impact play

[ripe tangle]

hitting someone for arousal

[somber stream]

Oh

[twin flower]

Oh

[little marten]

Isn’t impact play like clamps

Like a head butt?

[gaunt wind]

Using flogs and paddles usually

[fallen tree]

clamps? headbutt? 😭

[little marten]

Wild

[somber stream]

'impact play' huh

[twin flower]

he into really freaky stuff

[little marten]

I don’t wanna sound boring and old fashioned

But a hand is fine

[somber stream]

Exactly!

[little marten]

Who needs a fucking oar to spank someone

[fallen tree]

its more personal this way

[little marten]

Ok ferryman

[twin flower]

prolly holds the clamps as he headbutts them

[little marten]

Let me have it

[rocky radish]

I got a black eye once. And almost cried

[twin flower]

I mean.. its not a good time so understandable lmao

[gaunt wind]

I was with a girl really into that stuff she had a paddle that said bitch in pink lettering on it lmao

[blazing ibex]

Darktide After Hours once again

[fallen tree]

sheeesh thats giving me flags 😂

[rocky radish]

The heretic hours

[twin flower]

I retract my statement

[somber stream]

Same level as a girl with a hello kitty tattoo

[gaunt wind]

Oh it was but I didn’t see them lmao

[ripe tangle]

maybe I should’ve kept my mouth shut…

[little marten]

Eh I don’t think that stuff will get less common given the juicing of society on that stuff

[somber stream]

Sleep

[ripe tangle]

No Licht

You sleep

[twin flower]

Look at what you've done

[fallen tree]

so real, dw i understand 😔

[somber stream]

It's not 4AM where i am

[little marten]

If you like someone going 12 rounds with you using a pizza paddle Lucia, that’s ok

[fallen tree]

6pm gang rise up!

[twin flower]

Arisen

honestly just got home lmao

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

6pm?

East Asian detected

Are you a Korean Spy

[gaunt wind]

5am here

[fallen tree]

West Australian, but close i guess

[little marten]

10am

[sleek harness]

Sucks to be you

You know

[twin flower]

Why is that the go to

[astral basin]

I somehow doubt they did, and im still asking why
These quibbling verses bringing tears to my eye
What must my mind be afouled, grief upon my conscious?
I breathe a heavy sigh, and leave you to rot where you lie…

[sleek harness]

Not being in the future

[ripe tangle]

It’s 04:00 here

[gaunt wind]

What’s it like in the future? Am I happy?

[arctic shoal]

I mean after playing darktide pubs for 3k hours, I believe we are all pretty much immune to most forms of torture

[fallen tree]

youll find out in 24hr

[little marten]

More ads

[sleek harness]

2 hours after

[twin flower]

Happy and rich

[ripe tangle]

No, you’re really sad

[sleek harness]

Are you still happy

[astral basin]

4am

[somber stream]

I have a love/hate relationship with them

[gaunt wind]

Appreciate the insight guys

[astral basin]

Another hour before the monstrous coworker comes in

[sleek harness]

You can't say anything Sister, you have the same time as him

[astral basin]

Yes indeed

[somber stream]

We're all a bit inside

[fallen tree]

yerp

[ripe tangle]

damn

[fallen tree]

🙏

[little marten]

Rip

[astral basin]

Lol

[round mica]

holy shit

[gaunt wind]

The sisters future sounds the most realistic honestly

[round mica]

new arbitrator drip in commadore's

nice

[little marten]

Turns out I’m the more normal person here

[twin flower]

something wicked this way comes

[astral basin]

Do ri me…

[somber stream]

WHAT

[sleek harness]

IMPOSSIBLE

[somber stream]

NEW ARBIE DRIP?

[little marten]

Mosr*

[somber stream]

WHERE IS THE PICTURE

[astral basin]

Dory May

[fallen tree]

gonna shoot you in game

[round mica]

yea its awesome

[sleek harness]

Show proof

Liar

[twin flower]

April Fools

[little marten]

Imagine getting baited that easily

[round mica]

cant believe you guys fell

[sleek harness]

Who

[twin flower]

wait.. November fools!

[little marten]

Bet you already cracked open your piggy banks

[fallen tree]

couldnt be me >__>

[astral basin]

The drip was the piss in our pants along the way

[next iris]

Wilkommen du Europa.

[twin flower]

nice drip

[little marten]

Arbites is boring

[twin flower]

looks at pee stains

[next iris]

https://tenor.com/view/bring-on-the-fluggegecheimen-lucy-lawless-euro-trip-vandersexxx-amsterdam-gif-25173346

[torpid turtle]

The new rotation of cosmetics is the same shit as the last one

[sleek harness]

Because its rotation

Duh

[round mica]

why play any other class when you can play veteran

[somber stream]

The Arbites page went on sale

[fallen tree]

i liked human shield because of my WoW tank days, but now that I play oggy i think it feels way better

[gaunt wind]

Arbites drip? Sure buddy get back to clearing the block

[little marten]

Just stop.

Play zealot.

I like playing zealot because it reminds me of my 12 year old days

[fallen tree]

im trying to keep an even spread of true lvl across them all 😭

[gaunt wind]

Ogryn and Zealot

[somber stream]

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

[round mica]

ring a ding a ding baby

[torpid turtle]

I mean it looks 90% identical to the thing from the last 2 weeks

[round mica]

game was rigged from a start

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

It’s it Thursday today

Wild

Almost end of the week

[round mica]

warhammer reveals tommorow

new plastics

[somber stream]

Check if the Arc store rotated yet

[astral basin]

I like zealot bc funny haha run screaming at filthy heretic with big stick

[little marten]

Is that a thing?!?!

I have enough for 2 skins atm

[somber stream]

Yes

[little marten]

Ohhh fuck

[somber stream]

They said new rotation today

[little marten]

I hope mirage don’t rotate out

[somber stream]

I have a feeling it will

[little marten]

Stop it !!!

[somber stream]

Check now !!

[torpid turtle]

Its dudes in gasmasks again

[little marten]

I don’t want to go upstairs 🙁

I’m comfortable

[astral basin]

I dont like how theres a literal nasa core outfit with the starfield logo

[somber stream]

Fine

[ripe tangle]

Well I’m off to bed

Goodnight

[fallen tree]

gn

[astral basin]

Gn sister

[little marten]

🫡

Hope you feel better in the morning

[somber stream]

Sleep well Lucia

Also holy fuck

NURGLE

[gaunt wind]

Gn

[fallen tree]

whats the arc raiders lore? its against ai robots or something? thematically the whole game looks sick

[somber stream]

DIVER OUTFIT

THE BIG DADDY KIND

[little marten]

Wait

Link

[gaunt wind]

Robots showed up and fucked on us so we went underground

[little marten]

LINK

[somber stream]

Hodl

[twin flower]

I dont see a whole lot of media about it but yea it looks noice

[little marten]

Arc raider lore is terminator but with 80’s vibe

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

They reduced the price as well??

[fallen tree]

i havent seen terminator 😐

[somber stream]

Mine cost like 2k

[little marten]

Niceee

[gaunt wind]

You should fix that