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Definitely not me crankin that shit to Fallout 4 Nora's booty buttcheeks
It's an accepting society we're living in these day
Usually
When I first joined this Discord, the first replies I got were from him, posting ogryn gifs and pointing fingers at me. And it felt like he was a physically large, older, ogryn
Is this darktide discord erotic fan fiction
out of every game you could've chosen
you picked fallout 4
and then he slowly walked up behind me and placed an arm on my shoulder...
even shitty match 3 nsfw games have better body models than fallout does
Because I dont play the obvious horny bait games.
So true. It gets so tiring carrying the team all the time. When I'm a vet, I get plenty of chances to have a rest on the ground
(Disclaimer: I'm not saying vet is bad, just that I'm garbage with vet)
I have self respect....
the only reasons people play fallout 4 is for the horny or for the settlement building
and you sure as shit aint a settlement builder
The only reason I play fallout 4 is because I cope that maybe I can gather 0.001 grams of enjoyment from it (i cannot)
“Loading dam battlegrounds”
You bought Arc?
oof
the only issues i've had with 4 is the storys shit and the games boring
so you aint missing much imo
There is literally only one thing that Fallout 4 does better than New Vegas and it is the shape of the female character's deriere.
Prove me wrong
weapon modification
Wrong
I'm still zealot, but I do notice that I always do the least damage on the team.
My hope is that the other teammates aren't using the scoreboard mod, or if they are, hopefully they're looking at the 'revive/rescue' numbers and not the offense numbers (because zealots can be quite good at reviving/rescuing)
I need to go back to playing Persona 5 tho
im going to shove a never ending fully automatic pipe pistol up your ass
I didn't finish it because I started playing bf6 lmao
Sweetie better grind to level 34 before you can use those nice high end weapon mods...
i like how you think i dont cheat those the moment i leave the vault kek
LOL
I don't like that in fallout 4 low intelligence doesn't seem to matter much
based
Low intelligence is lowkey goated in fallout 4 because experience is actively bad for you
then you take idiot savant and tons of XP
From a strict gameplay perspective, experience is the enemy of player power in fallout 4
What's your build/gear like? I don't know the stats, but I feel like I'm carrying my weight as zealot
because you can gather the comics and get a shit ton of power increases aside from leveling up
fallout 4 had the good weapon shit
but god damn fallout 76 improved on the level restrictions for it
76 xp is easier to get to reach level 50
yeah enemies become fucking bullet sponges
23 50 cal rounds shouldnt be needed to kill a single gunner
some of the comments said by Paul genuinely makes me thnik the guy is dumb sometimes 💀
I've never played a Fallout game but I watch the YouTube channel of the guy who made Fallout (I forget his name). He often talks about how much he enjoyed adding 'low-intelligence' dialogue to the game. Like I'm pretty sure it's one of his favourite things, and he's quite vocal about it. So I would be surprised if Fallout 4 didn't have that too
Before I stopped maining zealot, had the same thing happen to me. In pub games i'd barely top frag (assuming no flame psyker on team) even though the team were idiots... and in premades id bottom frag everytime.
Fallout 4 doesn't have any
idek if it has any low intelligence dialogue.
Fallout 3 doesnt.
New vegas has like... 20 low intelligence lines but they dont change anything. You need to go back to 1 and 2 to get the real deal
And the original creators are different than Bethesda
Thankfully I'm a highly intelligent person incapable of being wrong.
We should wage war with canada and tell them to give back alaska
its our land
Fallout 3 has 1 low intelligence dialogue
I saw you in no intelligence group chat the other day
punches you in the nose
And that is with Dean Dewey, a robot in the school, and you say "OOoo Shiny Robot"
Oh nice lmao
Intelligence is just a social construct made to divide people further beyond just race and income

Yeah, this is the other issue heh. My skills are good, and I think my tree is decent. But I just like using the Combat Axe and a crappy gun, because I like how they feel. So I think it's the weapons I use that cause me to do low damage... But I would be very very curious to see a player who uses the same weapons as me, and who also does mega damage. I would be very interested to see how they play, what the difference is between them and me
Intelligence is just a social construct to keep shredder autopistol users the fuck out of my lobby
:^)
horrible person
I'm a great person.
First match. Immediately die to exploding ball bots. Lovely
rashaad with brutal momentum right?
that should probably deal more damage than dueling sword overall tbh
It's really not important except at unusually high or low test scores, because both of those groups probably need a lot of support and guidance to live a relatively normal life
Yep
Play 1 song that has Busta Rhymes in it (it's a spanish song that he collabs in) and then spotify is like "Next song will be Country Grammar"
Nice, now die and learn
what if I say that youre worthy of love
Then I say show me that love come gimme some sugar
I died. I dont think i learned
Open a door, angry roller balls immediately rushed tf out of me and exploded
Maybe i shouldnt open doors?
Ferro is your best friend
Only 1 hit needed to kill balls
Stick to the poor man's best friends, Ferro and sticher
Hey raider, don’t shoot! 🙌
Just wait till you open a key door after triggering the camera smh
I dunno what counts as mega damage, but I seem to be doing ok in the few havoc games I've played. Rarely get knocked down, can crowd clear, revive. Weakpoint is slow damage to bigger enemies, but it's still enough that I can take them out
I had 6 different claymore Roombas and a fireball come flying out at me
@astral basin Explore around a bit more, once you're familiar with the basics, i'll take you to explore high risk areas
@ripe tangle Got the thing installed yet?
He finally caved huh
Yeah, I have a Rashaad with Brutal Momentum (I'm pretty sure). I think offense numbers (on the scoreboard mod I use) depend on how many hordes you kill. And the Combat Axe kind of has to kill every horde one by one. So it's just kind of slow.
On top of that, at higher levels, other players kill enemies faster. So even if I start hitting an enemy first, other ppl will get the kill because their build gets the kills.
I do find that I'm often the last person on the team to die, in Auric (which is not as great as it sounds... it basically means that "if I'm the only one alive, the team will die - but if other people are alive, they can clutch")
It's an eventuality
yes but I havent played it yet
not one by one. brutal momentum jacks that shit up like crazy
you can swing once kill like 6 dudes
you gotta aim nice tho
I see, take your time with the basics
4 is the max afaik
What's the smart way to use Brutal Momentum?
is it? maybe idk i was just talking nonsense.... but its definitely a lot more than with the DS
hit heads
of every enemy? or of particular enemies
if true, WILD that there's a maximum on that. classic fatshark shit "ignore doesnt mean ignore" man eat some hot steamy poopy
This is probably better asked in the zealot section, but what build do you use?
Torn from slumber as a shrieking babe,
Weeping at realities cruel fingered coil,
Make it less, break it whole,
Mondays reaping exacts such heavy a toll.

Coffee - black salvation in a chipped old cup,
Brief warmth before the grind winds up.
I feel like… it would be a sin to chuck nades into a closing evac chute…
Dunno. I made it myself, but I would be surprised if there weren't loads of similar ones
SO YOU GOT IT HUH
Maybe 👀
I noticed how slow the doors went up
Nah, it would be hilarious.
Plenty of time to unload a stockpile
I snuck up on a testing annex sniper and he was cornered to chose to jump down into the lift which downed him, that’s the only time I’ve thrown grenades into the shoot
Fuck that dude why camp evac
Death.
My first death was to a couple of pop drones
It was. Barely 5 mins in
I survived this time
Though… i was in a quiet hallway, hearing creaking noises so i did the “dont shoot”
Heard “okay!” And hauled ass the other direction
His name was uttered among the Ferro Legion, thus a bargain struck, one weed pulled from the desert. May the oasis swell.
TheodenDeath.gif
When they reply you have to obnoxiously run up to them and follow them round for a bit
No not that epic, glorious kind. The venomous full of hatred and spite kind
Scum like them deserve a painful death
With the pickaxe
PrivateRyanShushDeath.gif
Yoo wtf this crazy dude in U.K. who attacked people lived in an area I used to like a year ago
Manchester? 
how vague
Docklands
Bought a stab vest yet?
Pontoon dock
It’s called my personality 💅
lol
holy hell
"Anthony Williams, 32, of Langford Road, Peterborough, is charged with ten counts of attempted murder, one count of ABH (Actual Bodily Harm), and one count of possession of bladed article in connection to the incident at Huntingdon."
There were 2, no?
How the fuck did he end up at pontoon dock
Field crates? To a field station?
Probably brought some stardawg 🤯
It’s a shame bbc news is actually so slow to update
i mean they were attempted so he is pretty shit at his job
What a strange thing
Attempted? I heard there are 10 critical cases
So he attacks someone at pontoon dock which is quite difficult to reach organically, there’s some social housing in the area but it’s mainly riverside apartments
Then ends up in Doncaster??
yeah
attempted murder
Covering trace maybe?
looks like 1 is confirmed critical
cant find anything about 9 more
ah nvm 10 people taken to hospital
He went from London to Yorkshire then back..
1 is in life threatening condition
Must be drugs related surely
cant find a face so possibly
He ate the face
When update
Yall have a loco on the news?
Had
UK news already made sure people know they are British national and born in UK
They'll update at the same pace as Doctor Who
What more do you need to know?
Would like to know why lol
Tch tch tch, that's a very dangerous thing to inquire you know?
I WANT THESE KARKERS DEAD
Could be given a pattern that emerged with the last 2 locos that did something similar
Honestly
I will remain quiet however, I do not wish to attract the ire of the lizards
Whaddya folk think of lemonaid
It’s pretty good
Sometimes good but sometimes not
do you mean lemonade or the shitty health brand?
aight
I'm just American and can't spell
Is American lemonade different to ours
The existence of Monster makes all other drinks inferior.
Is y'all's made with lemon juice water and sugar?
Me the holy rootbeer exists
One day you’ll never touch monster again and wear baggy oversized cardigans while drinking tea and shaking your head whimsically
Lemonaid
Superb
yeah
Then yea
I do love oversized clothing. :3
Please make sure to hydrate properly as to not develop funny rok collection
You tried the bad apple one yet?
although some shops sell em with artificial sweeteners cus of a sugar tax
They don't know the difference between lemons and lemon juice
Not yet. :3
Do you knit?
I like collections. :>
I do not. :3
Lemon moment
Neither do I 🙁
Fuckin, it's just caffeinated apple cider
Greatest thing I've put in my mouth
(in terms of energy drink)

I do like apple juice, very tasty
Not sure it can beat the strawberry. :3
Too bad we don't have bad apple
Damn, good taste
My second favorite after the new apple one
I miss ultra rosa
Love apple juice but I’m like a American dad in their 50s sneaking a pinch of salt with their meal because more than a small glass of apple juice and my insides twist and burn

We still have it here. :3
Why did God in her infinite wisdom give me a love for apple juice but not the biology to consume it on mass…
Was this part of her plan?!?!
Yes.
Why 😞
God has a weird sense of humor?
Also did you get much sleep in the end?
A few hours. :3
Mfw I drink a single drip of lemon and suddenly my heart feels as tho the blazes of a thousand suns are suddenly coming to life
I hate heart burn
You drink lemon juice?
You know what's in lemonade?
And its honestly citrus in general
High amounts of citric acid floor me
:o
No?
Where else does one get strawberry milk
It's lemon juice water and sugar
Mix all 3 in a pot and boom, lemonade
Add mint to make it good
Yeah lemonade here is like fizzy water with lemon hint
And more refreshing
Sparkling water to enhance the drinking experience
What’s a club soda
That's not lemonade my guy
Sounds a bit too fancy for me
It could be something like that yeah
Seltzer waters
The only place you’d get something similar to your lemonade is at like hipster cafes
Bruh
We should all open a cafe together i think they would be my dream
Huh, yeah what you've described is just soda here
Can I be a barista :)
I’ll need to see your liberal arts degree first but yes
Ion got one of those, but I like coffee a lot
Ok you’re in
Sweet
Sounds like a lot of biomass, I'm in.
You’ll have to go out back to drink your monster tho I don’t want to scare off the Christian demographic of customers
Can we get a walk-in refrigerator? I could live in it.
Why would a cafe need one of those
Storing me. :3
Granted but it's a 1x1 box
Creamer gotta be kept cold
I used to hate the walk-in, sooo cold 🙁
Fridge?
I churn the cream fresh daily
So boring
In the center of the dining area
No it's so cozy. :3
Hah, churn
"Nurgle's special blend"
You like being cold?!?!
Would you still love me if I was a fridge goblin? :<
Yes. :3
As long as you’re not lizard sure
Yay! :3
Licht you could be the sommelier
I used to spend hours in the walk in when I worked at little Caesars
Stealing a different heart every night with your wine pairings

But behind those mysterious hazel eyes, licht has a secret
Licht is a lizard
🫢
sommelier, in a cafe?
Homie blinks sideways
What operation are you running
It’s a classy one yeah
I see
I’m not running it I’m just a saucier piloted by a rat under my hat
What wine would you pair with chocolate chip cookies? :3
As long as one of them can operate a coffee machine we’ll tolerate it
Hmmmm, something light and funky
Sparkling, maybe
Grind-smash the beans.
Jokes on you, one does coffee while the other does the creamer
Like yourself?
It's like having a mechanicus running the bar
Perchance
Homie has extra hands
We don’t have creamer in the U.K.
Wait.. why the fuck would we open a cafe in the U.K.
You can probably just colonize it, somehow.
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
Oh
I am not a coloniser.
Y'all and your uk spelling
You're missing out ngl

Potatoe
Spectre
Specter
That’s not an example lol
I recall having that discussion with a friend of mine some years back
Heel hill heal
When that one 007 movie was out
Their (heir) the person
They’re (they are)
There (here) a place
Where were we're
Fortunately being a grammar goblin has largely died out
Read read red.
I still don't know what where is used were
With my accent I cannot actually say certain words like that
Whale and wail and wow all sound the same
Well
Ale and ow
Sounds normal to me
There’s like a flick like Whale is wayylll
Way weigh whey
I think those actually are all pronounced the same?
Yes
Yeah, they're homophones. :3
Unless someone breaks a glass in pub then everyone shouted Wheeeeeyyyyyyyyy
It’s 2025 they really need to get with the times
Lol do they call homophones something else now?
Reminds me of the horologist scene from POTC.
"Was guckst du? Hast du ein Problem?Willst du mich verarschen?"
Which one?
To two too tutu
I've never in a bar fight before
Id rather drink at home than be surrounded by knobheads
nah
Fillet, Ballet, Wallet
Ohhh that one
homo is greek for same phone is greek for sound
You know that movie wasn’t so bad in light of the mermaid fetish guy one
same sound
homophone
I’m not a xenophobe but keep mermaids away from me, okay?
Mermaid sushi. ..oOwOo..
I miss Johnny
When I was 18 a man tried to sucker punch me in a bar as he was leaning but he was really drunk and his fist basically ended up like a cm from my nose then he fell backwards onto the street
That’s about it really
That's it?
did you kick him while he was down
That's the entire thing? Your only bar fight experience?
Yeah
No ofc not lol
Do dew due
Huh, i expected you to have at least 10 encounter by now
whos that fucking boxer who won by only dodging hold on
I’m a very pleasant drinking companion, always making friends
I’m quite shy normally mind
Haven’t had a physical alteration since I was 14
bars just terrify me lmao, i dont like the atmosphere of it all
My last physical altercation was a few months ago
what the fuck
What happened?
If we're going into specific, i much prefer pubs
You don't like being surrounded by drunk idiots and deafening music? 
sid if one of you didnt get stabbed in this story we're defenestrating you
A mate almost got into a fight with one of the staff, and i genuinely don't know which side to pick because he was doing it to impress a girl
idiotic
Heresy
Someone tried to come at me because I told him to stop hitting his kid, he was smacking his son in the head repeatedly. So he tried to puff up to me and I broke his nose, knocked a few teeth out, then broke his arm that he was hitting his kid with
Fair play tbh
MVP.
Ouuf
I don't really get stabbed, have been stabbed once but I've been in a lot of fights so I am usually privy to avoid that when I can
Sounds expensive
John wick
Shoulda used a pencil
I have stabbed someone in the foot with a pencil before
Never seen anything like that around me or had any conflict, I think the pheromones I secrete have a calming effect on people in the vicinity
Homeless people and crackheads always chat with me
Hobo whisperer
I stabbed someone in the arm with one in middle school
I've never been expelled so fast
I once threw a meat cleaver at someone's foot.
(It was myself, I dropped it.)
I could make a horrible joke here
It didn't even go that deep ngl
I was told i have a pleasant voice irl, but it always sound annoying to me
You too?
I’d be offended if you didn’t
A lot of people here are just stupid and hotheaded
Nah you calming af
I found my first friendly!
We uh… I pissed off a four legged spider bot
Ran out of ammo
Ran at it w a pick… yeah…
the joke doesnt need to be made with your pfp
And the area I grew up in you couldn't rely on the police to show up
they see kinship in your looks
you have good looking glasses
We called in an assault and shooting and the police showed up 2 days later asking about it
and sound better than most brits
I broke them in Hamburg
Dude was sad that he couldnt res me
Do not shoot the big drone
Rocketeer
It will evaporize you and everyone you hold dear
wrong
always piss off the big drones because then you and 3 mates can run at it with pickaxes like you're playing a shittier version of DRG
I applaud your spirit
I want to cook breakfast but if my gf is too sick to eat it I don't want to waste the ingredients
Problem was he SAW me while dude was looting a truck in its patrol path
I lit it up, dude ran for cover when he realized “oh shit big scary”
ask her if she feels like she can eat
Oh yeah? You life is hard? Well I'm hard, we are not the same
She's asleep
Id cook it anyway
unconscious people dont want tea
I cook her breakfast sometimes so when she wakes up it's just ready for her
Takes like an hour to cook
“Knocked out by Leaper”
Some chicken noodle soup
i think shes already got some nurgle
If she were that simple
They can double jump btw
Women
And explode wo dying
So the next time you're on a highground and you think you're safe, you're not.
The clips I see flying around of leapers just absolutely hammering walls is fuckin great
She got mad at me because I asked her what she wanted me to pick up for her at the grocery store

Should’ve practiced your nose breaking skills on her then
Did you get the wrong thing lmao
get her some cheese sid
you can fascinate her with it
you can throw it at her
Make her chicken soup
I just like how wrong everyone is 
It will cure her
Cheese the girl
Oh gawd
im taking that quote from the ultimate guide about humanity
I skimmed, i read "Chinese the girl"
If she gets rowdy you can just feed her a knuckle sandwich
Actually won't be making breakfast just realized I'm out of tortillas
I remember getting smashed with some old pals and one of them just texts his girl about how black his dick is
the complete book of magic and witchcraft from 1971
Just a random flashback lmao
How black was it?
Actually that’s against the server rules. I retract my question.
no no, it could've been bruised
Didn’t watch the lemon thing yet btw
?
hold on
She'd be so mad
Your knuckles are off cool down, you can pop them again
You’re probably gonna need 20 mins
Im sorry i didnt know the goal was survival
"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese."
Cheesy bread
i thought the goal was to see the highest tier of aggravation before imminent death
Oh that's the best type of relationship
Honestly the best gift I ever gave a girl was a dryer sheet that was stuck in my shirt
My love language is being annoying as shit. 
Mine is mandarin
I love being annoying vexing is my middle name
thats what i said ya bastard
The language or the citrus?
I was away from the computer and didn't see. :<
it is 33 minutes nurgle
fym 20
what was it
I've heard Nurgle can cook minute rice in 58 seconds.
a lemon related video
is it.. interesting? lmao
I gave up trying to master rice ages ago and use boil in a bag
I once cooked minute rice in 3 minutes
May have cooked more than the rice…
its something ill say that
If you put it on 1.5x speed it'll be like 20mins
You’re gonna watch the whole thing!
?*
no fucking idea yet
Has he caught them stealing the lemons yet?
no
Sorry for spoilers then
still better writing than marvel
Oh, is it the lemon stealing one?
yeah
Might be
lemon burglery
Classic, that "What the fuck" is some of the best acting I've ever seen.
this seems like the kind of thing i'd remember watching back in the day but i dont know
Ngl I think their outfits the fruit netting things are actually 11/10
just hit it 
Or i did I’ve not seen it in over a decade
There’s actually a much much more insane one but there’s no way in hell I’ll even allude to its name here
Dms
Lemme see if it still exists before I do that
nah but fr what the fuck
the writing at the start is so fucking stupid but so fucking good
5 guys making a sandwich right there
It’s a classic
Never guess what they use for lemonade
I can’t get the link because of the internet safety act I’m afraid
Gotta keep nurgle safe from the interwebs
I strongly dislike our message history will be a singular message and it’s the message I just sent you
I’m a good noodle 🙏
dont worry. ill fix it
not like jim will
lol
theres a fucking IMDB page
after reading the titles, yeah i have to agree
I’ll never be able to watch lemons because of kier
Can someone stream it for me in strike party 1
Who's lemonade you drinking?
No one’s 😔
“Fun fact! The ‘d’ in ‘dirt’ stand for ‘do not eat this please!’”
“But the ‘irt’ means its really tasty~”
”NO”
Dirt looks better on the knees
Dirt looks the best on top of loyalists. 
Dirty Knees
Look at these 
That one is flexible
And now i know who you are
It wasnt that hard
Just to figure you 🎶
getting fired doesnt mean you're free
Almost free myself
I fuckin wish
I just got home

Graveyard shift is fantastic for job security, awful for most everything else
Lol
Time to send some filthy arcs to the grave
youre like my favorite damn disease
Crazy bitch is better
I keep seeing the word dirt. Now I have the dirtman song stuck in my head
What band did boss’s daughter?
Hey raider, don’t shoot!
Why can't we all just drink it like little kids
Pop evil
Did you see it
So i found
Is it set next to a reservoir
I prefer them that way. It's easier than drinking a foul tasting liquid. Or in my case carrying 4 medications in liquid form
idfk ill check rq
Or like a river or some sort
sounds like it
I’m the butter boy!
I guess it's just size dependent, my antibiotics for my lump are about the size of my thumb
💀
It's awful
I physically have a tough time swallowing pills. Between the anxiety and the anxiety meds giving me bad reactions
So. Liquid it is
I get anxiety swallowing it, swallow it, choke on it for 5 seconds, drink more and get it really down
Yeah, that sounds horrible. I'm lucky that mine are all small
All this talk about swallowing
the song at the start is certainly something
the rest is a bit too lactose related for my liking
And then I just sit there surprised i didn't die
Gumi
It’s not a classic in any sense other than being a quick glimpse into why lobotomy was invented
I'm innocent
Which as we know, was to stop them damn lemon stealing whores
"this medicine is highly restricted because it's extremely addictive"
Then I often forget to take it
Yeah my depression meds apparently were like that
I took like 2 and toileted the rest
Shit made me feel nort gourd
That's some extreme content you be watching
Not me
I have childlocks on the internet
Friend of mine got on two different depresso meds at the same time
I was worried the first few weeks bc he sounded drunk af but not
I will not remove it, stop asking.
holy shit you're kier
I'm a fucking what when?
You do look like him tbf
the current labour prime minister of the uk
if i got told that i'd consider getting a gun license just to top myself ngl
This.
Luckily I was talking to neuro 😈
Bye.
When I was first on anxiety meds, I would have a 1 hour window where I would want to go shopping. It didn't matter what I was buying, as long as it was expensive
I’m sorry 🙁
Too late, damage is done. :<
Horse?
you can solve that issue easily
kleptomania
Would you still love me if I was a worm that made mistakes
no, whore
Maybe. :<
Yes, horse
found the boeing engineer
Worms are actually gross tbf
Dam night raid? Whats this? Will i get murdered fast?
what game
Yes.
There are way worse nightmares in the realm of biology. 
Me after eating a curry bare chested
You've unlocked bad memories
ARC
I learned pretty quickly to ask someone nearby if my intended purchase was a bad idea or not. So the only really bad one was a 3060 that j never used. And that shopping desire only happened the first 2 weeks
i thought cyberpunk would've done that faster
yeah you're fucked
have fun
Boeing is a sound and perfectly compliant aviation manufacturer.
boeing and glock fit together perfectly
both have something to do with horses
In fact I’d argue Boeing designs are so strong they can in fact generate enough heat before breaking to melt steel beams.
glock has horse insemination
boeing has a version of insemination not recommended by medical practitioners and/or your local GP
Wait what’s this about the horses
They put a horse inside another horse?
I got filmy gut bubbles n cramps from the anxiety meds i was on. Had me dealing with it for 8 years b4 old man said i didnt have to anymore
I heard you like horses, so we put a horse in your horse.
you're gonna flip your shit when you find out about the birds and the bees
That's really rough. Other than the temporary shopping thing, I have zero side effects from any of my many meds
Birds and the bees
Mortal enemies. Destined to fight over the same nectar.
Which way is probably important
Anytime i hear glock, i remember how this one guy who had a crush on me got incredibly upset i liked H&K more than Glock, lol
You'll only know when you open the box.
Sounds like a turducken
Ooh that was ominous 🐎
With a side of cordon bleu
I aimed for a Turturkeykey. 
horses are cool but trains tho
i thought that'd be a green flag liking heckler and kock
He was a very patriotic austrian. 
you would think he'd prefer art over guns then
What’s the generally agreed upon coolest gun manufacturer to like?
Something tells me there will be a fair number of nice folks here who like trains a lot
hyperion
Kel Tec
Nerf?
Jakobs
If it took more than one shot…
nah thats nothing
One of them is from borderlands and the other sounds like a gal gadot character
hyperion got ruined in BL3 ngl
why the fuck would they need shields
Kel Tec makes the weirdest yet coolest looking guns in the market
not only that but why the fuck are the hyperion shields so shit
i swear they block jack shit
For the ones you don't kill unloading a mag into one of them
Oh yeah I just googled it those guns are weird af
vladof got lucky in BL3 ngl
Tried 4 yet?
no
You should
On a serious note. I think no one has a problem with H&K users...
Besided them being filthy rich
dont intend to until its at least 60% off
I believe it was better than 3
It's right there next to 2 in my opinion
Spoken like a true borderlands fan.
you have strange standards
Bl2
Lies
no but seriously they put the game out for 60 quid with a 45 quid day 1 dlc
You cant beat bl2
Oh look it’s this dickhead
I never bought a single game of the franchise at full price
i'd like to point out said 45 quid day 1 dlc doesnt even have the contents yet because its not released until january for the first half
Sad
Forgeknight must I say more?
:(
quite frankly i do not fucking blame you
You know I missed you bbygurl
you can say more by putting 110 quid in my bank if you want
Beans
No we don’t
Contrary to popular belief the Victorian era ended over 100 years ago
Insight check!
no its equivalent to how much it costs for BL4 and the day 1 dlc at full price
What is ass spaghetti
I’m something of a historian 🤔
Well I only rolled an 11. :<
Sounds like a bloody hairy ass
Very graphic
Mort crying gif
Meets it beats it 
Contrary to its middle class overtones you can get affordable bulk spaghetti from M&S
Why are there beans in chat?
Gross
How many beans would it cost?
this is peak winter meal
Are those white beans or black beans? Serious question
Peak winter meal
Potato soup, some ham, some chives
Baked
They been smoking
Possibly white underneath I don’t really know
Prefer peas. Purple hulls to be precise
First night raid. Found out what a rocketeer is
Unfortunately
I bet it shoots rockets
Peas beans whatever give me all of em
Have you bean a good boy
Tip: Before shooting flying objects, it's best to ping first
Wonder how you learned that
I think it took me about 20-30 shots to kill a rocketeer with a Ferro
And that’s hitting thrusters 90% of the time
arent we getting a class reveal this month?
8 days man
Claymore Roombas being called pops is so cute
also i pray we find brunt one day
hes been missing for like
83283837364 years
considering the current state of atoma we will prolly find whats left of him
I got betrayed at last call ele
While there was an army of drones
Bastard didnt get to get on ele
A villain is born
He had a shotty n pistol i think
Shotguns are devastating
Oh yeah
I slept on shotgun far too long
I'ma go throw c4 at robots
For toro?
Yes
Already obtained 🙏
So, a wolf pack guarantee kills a leaper?
No
Gotcha
Down to my last set of arms. Taking some luck
between the Dark Eldar (Drukhari) and the Dark Elves (Druchii) which faction is more evil?
"Words of peace won't hold much weight, without a weapon to back it up"
Smash a couple free loadout runs if you survive got can trade the free loadout augment with the robot man for a looting one
If you get a kettle with your free loadout go full pvp that round
Please keep PvP strictly to trio
We're having a good thing going on with Solo across all maps
Licht the peacemaker
gonna get the game just to show everyone in solo the blessings of atomic fallout 
I'm still out for blood every now and then, mind. But i also enjoy picking lemons and olives in peace
are you sure you're not stealing the lemons
"You shall never rank evils, Kruber. For if one is the worst, you may feel kinship with the least."
It's on the ground
You taught me the ways of peace licht.. now I never shoot first
"Uses Kernel Level Anti-Cheat
Easy Anti-Cheat - Requires manual removal after game uninstall"
bruh
But there are two wolves within me, and they both want to kill extracting players
Shoot first ask questions later. This is the way
We've both seen the best of humanity in our encounters
There are two wolves inside me, one is a little shit, the other is a little shit. I am a little shit. :3
Brat lyf
One was me
"Punch first, ask questions while punching."
,
Only option for heretics is death no chance to plead mercy
yall believe in the theory that we will be fighting the death guard at some point
(kinda but kinda didnt get teased in the debrief in that data transmission mission)
“Oh you poor dude”
Get popped mid loot
i could see it happening but
Wolfer is likely best we get
i think atoma would be in a state beyond saving if the death guard came
I don't know they already have many big guys
one of the big theories is that the devs said one of the bases for balance is the tabletop
and tabletop requires the death guard to be present in order for poxxwalkers to well
walk
Well only get death guard when Darktide is on life support
Give me a 14 year old cadian with a krak grenade and let those death guard goons come.
yeah in one of the debrief about the super duper secret no looking data we get a tiny glimpse of it
looked to be a scout report that said there was terminators and a drone
Not necessarily, Traitor SM often have to be dealt with by the Inquisition/IG
really just depends on the scale tbh
but with the admonition, basicly 2 traitor regiments and now the death guard the situation would defo get very
dire
who would win, a chaos space space marine in terminator armor
or one hobo with a knife
the answer may surprise you
the hobo obviously
Given the fact that theres chaos spawn
At BEST
theres a singular plague marine
i would prefer a genestealer cult over the death guard
tbh
unlike deathguard theres alot more hints towards a genestealer cult potentially on atoma
yeah
||There isn't||
I mean the possibilitys are limited honestly
Friends! :3
i didnt say it was garunteed
Genestealers is such a great meme
I was here when it started
I’ll have been banned long before it ends
just compared to the DG, the odds of a genestealer is much higher
nah believe me, this time surely
death guard this death guard that I'm gonna death myself if y'all don't stop death guarding

Well sure, but that's cause the DG (or any other SM/CSM) is already stated to not going to happen in Darktide
I'll guard your death so you can't death while we death guard.
I just remember we have those hatch keys for a quicker and safer extraction, reminds me next time we're going treasure hunting
I used one for a cheeky controller tower raid
They’re actually insanely good
the amount of times i recall a dev saying "yea this wont happen lol" and it happens is quite a high number
Got any l00t?
Couple green guns tbh nothing crazy
If a new faction happen, other chaos cults and GSC are still tied on which has the most chance to happen.
The only thing that point to GSC on Atoma is something that isn't made by FS or Abnett/Ward.
Honestly, it isn't that high here.
Most of the time someone will tell you such a situation it is still correct, just that people didn't take it as is
(Brunt Shop) Like we have the Hedge comment about not being able to Craft weapons. We still don't have the ability to craft weapons, we're just ordering them.
Nope
It's op
8 shots to kill a light shield user
14 for medium
20 for heavy
20 shots lol
Jeaners mentioned, time to drink shot #346365385
Event lowkey annoying af. People keep shouting in gc about the amount of ogryn and mutant and monstrosity spawns, and they keep picking up rations. I tell them that rations = spawns and they don’t listen or understand
genestealer cult mentiuoned
Bulwark rush baby
Angry ogryns! 
Oh wow, just saw the reworks from september.
Seems like good stuff
You are good stuff. :3

real ones just kill them smh
Affirmative, will kill the rations.
If I wanted to get the penance can I join someone with clearance level 40 and best that or do I have to beat all 40 of my levels of havoc?
bread
New class better not be another veteran clone I sware to God
By the lex. Cheese cat.
It's another zealot clone
After all
Every class is a different flavor of Zealot
zealot is nothing like zealot though
I hope the new class has a base of 20 wounds fuck it
Wound Arby new meta 😈
You can do that, it'll work and will show your highest havoc beaten as 40
But your current clearance won't be 40
Do you understand?
I actually saw an Arby the other day using a Vigilant Autogun
Pretty pog
The meta is shifting everyone
Ok so it will give me the Penance? I can’t remember the wording of if it said beat havoc 40 or reach havoc 40 clearance
Why would anyone, much less an arby, use a vigilant autogun 🥀
I understand how it works I just didn’t get the wording for what exactly I needed to do
There’s no difference. You get havoc 40 clearance by beating a havoc 40 mission
Ok I got it now
Thank you fellas
Because we gaymers 😈
No problem man
When arbitrator gonna get new drip
That’s a non argument, queer people play zealot
Never. GW isn’t allowing it.
is this Disco Elysium Heavy
I need drip for the lex 🙁
True but the ones in the closet still play Arby
@amber delta yes
based
New class update arbitrator but with 2 dogs 🐶
all the dogs SAH
No, it’s gonna be hasanius pikarius, who uses lighting based attacks to take out pox hounds
collect my pages
No.
Smite on poxhound waves
I hope the new class is Steve the guardsmen : )
Pox hounds, would you please just sit down
Ogryn with dog
Arbi but the dog is an Ogryn.
Ogryn but the rock is an Arbi
Ogryn but the rock is another Ogryn, by the end of mission there are thousands of Ogryns.
Ogryns populate Iike orks darktide edition
Sporegryns. 

f
idk
Are there any Community Managers online? I have some questions regarding the Creator Program.
Fatshank has creator program?
Ashe from Overwatch
Ashe from Pornwatch
It doesn't exist
@inner nimbus is there a creator program?
Guy asking here
maybe they meant HD2 creator program, easy to mixup
How is it easy to mix up ?
8 more days 👀
Hi Alex
fffffuuuck some asshole
Hello loch
You should

