general-chat

[fierce cave]

I don't read us news

[ocean widget]

it still affects people spaghetti jfc

[tall grove]

That makes you a bad person. Just because it doesn’t affect you doesn’t mean you shouldn’t care about it. If people are unjustly suffering, you should care

[little marten]

Sometimes I do actually brush my teeth

[formal mortar]

Missing brain cells causes the remainder to fire the wrong way

[brazen pelican]

Ah, so you're not British.

[fierce cave]

People suffer everyday everywhere

[ocean widget]

dickhead

[fierce cave]

In different forms

[little marten]

Oh no by teeth alone I most certainly am

[brazen pelican]

Thank you. ♥

[little marten]

My bottom row look like an ancient graveyard, my top teeth are pretty decent tho

[ocean widget]

"suffering happens everywhere so its fine to ignore"
are you dense?

[long trench]

Guys, guys, no one in the history of ever went on the internet, had a debate and then changed their mind. You are all wasting your time.

[tall grove]

Yes, and I care about that and form opinions on that. What’s your point?

[ocean widget]

like i know my discord username is DDM but are you dense?

[blissful kiln]

i'm sure you care deeply about everyone's suffering

[fierce cave]

Never said it's fine to ignore

[gleaming shadow]

I think I’ll pass on this place

[ocean widget]

yes actually i do care about suffering

[fierce cave]

Now your starting shit

[fierce cave]

Good idea

[blissful kiln]

no, you don't. and you know you don't

[little marten]

Wait

[formal mortar]

It's not usually like this

[misty trench]

can you all stop and move on, none of you are going to come to a consensus and this isn't the place for it

[ocean widget]

fuckin hell you're dense too

[little marten]

🤯

[misty trench]

don't make me start dishing out timeouts like this is a schoolyard or something

[tall grove]

Mf thinks he knows my thoughts

[brazen pelican]

Ackthually. I think techincally you can't ban anyone for having an opinion either. What they do and how they act based on that opinion, however.

[fierce cave]

All I know is you joined 13 days ago and started shit

[formal mortar]

Nurgle is arc still fun?

[fierce cave]

I do not trust you

[tall grove]

Irrelevant

[little marten]

I bought the deluxe edition upgrade today

[fierce cave]

I play it yes it is

[long trench]

14 ounces assorted dark, milk, or white chocolate (not commercial chips), roughly chopped (2 1/2 cups; 395 g)

12 1/2 ounces all purpose flour (2 3/4 cups, spooned; 355 g), such as Gold Medal

8 ounces unsalted butter (2 sticks; 225 g), soft but cool, about 65°F (18°C)

7 1/4 ounces white sugar (1 cup; 205 g)

8 ounces light brown sugar (1 cup, gently packed; 225 g)

1/2 ounce vanilla extract (1 tablespoon; 15 g)

2 teaspoons (8 g) Diamond Crystal kosher salt, plus more for sprinkling; for table salt, use about half as much by volume or the same weight

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/8 teaspoon grated nutmeg

1 large egg (about 1 3/4 ounces; 50 g), straight from the fridge

I like this chocolate chip cookie recipie

[fierce cave]

It is relevant

[ocean widget]

that doesnt answer the question nurgle

[formal mortar]

First paycheck ima buy it

[little marten]

Yes it’s fun af

[brazen pelican]

Chocolate Chip is the best cookie.

[gleaming shadow]

I think the Commissar approach is called for

[ocean widget]

"you joined 13 days ago so you cant comment about transphobia"

[fierce cave]

You can join the 4 ppl that have it

[tall grove]

I do not see how so. The recency of my joining does not affect the fact that I have an opinion, one I feel very strong about

[ocean widget]

looks aight other than the same issues other extraction shooters have

camping at extraction sites n shit

[fierce cave]

I love having my words spun against me

[formal mortar]

But im na aren't yall eu?

[fierce cave]

Makes me just wanna live my life in perfect silence

[little marten]

Love and respect all people now can we talk about fun stuff like how if you can leave oil out to reuse the next day?

[ocean widget]

nurgles EU

[misty trench]

look, I'm going to start shotgun muting people if folk don't swap off the drama, final warning fellas don't make me do it pls

[ocean widget]

know that cus hes in the UK last i checked

[tall grove]

Idk man, but I’d assume not

[fierce cave]

Fuck all of yall

[long trench]

Take cover bois

[little marten]

Can you reuse oil left in the frying pan?

[ocean widget]

lard or oil?

[little marten]

Oh..

[long trench]

Yes, it wont hurt you

[ocean widget]

oil i dont know, lard i know you can

[little marten]

Olive oil

[long trench]

but ppl will judge you

[ocean widget]

ah maybe then unless its dried

[little marten]

I used it to shallow dry poppadoms

[ocean widget]

poppadom?
arent they meant to be doing that to you?

[tall grove]

I just feel like, generally, consuming food items after having left them out all night isn’t a good idea. Could very easily be wrong though

[formal mortar]

I didn't get to participate in drama I missed my chance

[little marten]

I made my own tonight I had a nice one yesterday and had to fight the temptation to order again

I’ve actually consumed so much shit the past week it’s sickening

[blissful kiln]

the oppressor ruined the fun

[brazen pelican]

What is a poppadom?

[tall grove]

Speaking of, the shotgun is ass please buff the shotgun Fatshark

[long trench]

Its not an issue for oil cuz germs cant digest fat. Will go rancid eventually, but one night is fine

[ocean widget]

soon you'll become slaanesh gamer

[formal mortar]

Now I'll never get to be in Westside Story

[tall grove]

Ah, alright thanks for the info

[little marten]

I might not be chiseled hunk with great abbs you know and love me for any more

[brazen pelican]

Don't tell him about my plan. :<

[ocean widget]

"A papadam, also known as poppadom, pāmpada, papad, papar, or appalam, among other variants, is a snack that originated in the Indian subcontinent. Dough of black gram bean flour is either deep fried or cooked with dry heat until crunchy."

[little marten]

It’s like an Indian cracker

[ocean widget]

nah defo more of a crisp than a cracker

[brazen pelican]

I see. Thanks! ♥

[ocean widget]

poppadoms are thinner than crackers

[tall grove]

British terminology jumpscare

[ocean widget]

dip em in chutney and they're class

[blazing ibex]

WOAH

[tall grove]

Holy wrong reply lmao

[blazing ibex]

reply function being weird but papadams are based

Mobile nonsense

[tall grove]

Relatable

[little marten]

No

[ocean widget]

y u eating thicc poppadoms

[little marten]

I like em thicc

I think that’s established

Not fat tho 😡

[fierce cave]

Soggy poppadoms

[little marten]

Am I allowed to say that in 2025?

[blissful kiln]

the f word

[fierce cave]

I'ma say it

[tall grove]

Great unclean one build

[brazen pelican]

In what context?

[fierce cave]

FUN

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t?

[blissful kiln]

@АquilaTheHun Nurgle is being insensitive

[blazing ibex]

He can't keep getting away with it!

[tall grove]

Fun is BANNED on this server. You’re gonna derank on havoc and you’re gonna LIKE IT!

[little marten]

poppadoms

[sleek harness]

@dapper trench won't be joining back on Darktide sorry

[formal mortar]

What is a poppadoms

[fierce cave]

I don't play midtide

[crisp yoke]

MORPLELLLL

[fierce cave]

Ragebait

[crisp yoke]

WORT WORT WORT

[tall grove]

Based sloptide avoider

[little marten]

have you seen a poppadom yet @brazen pelican

[sleek harness]

Nurgle get your name fixed it looks terrible

[fierce cave]

No it doesn't

He looks class

[little marten]

its pretty obnoxious isnt it lol

[sleek harness]

Yes it does

[blazing ibex]

it's just a phase

they'll get over it

[hazy kestrel]

He can have a bit of scrap code, as a treat.

[fierce cave]

Nah brudda it looks well class innit

[tall grove]

British jumpscare

[crisp yoke]

Nyaaa :3

[tall grove]

I love these RDR2 memes

[tall grove]

Hmmm

[crisp yoke]

^w^

Cats

[sleek harness]

KRIEGSMAN

YOU WILL DIE

[fierce cave]

n^•-•^n

[brazen pelican]

Where? I want to touch their toe beans!

[tall grove]

Haven’t seen that one before

Cool

[crisp yoke]

(=^w^=)

[brazen pelican]

=^.^=

[little marten]

thats dangerous content spag

[blissful kiln]

Can someone buy me nitro? I'm very poor and I have 5 wives and 13 children to feed 😭

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Joke to make

[astral basin]

“You like jas?”

[fierce cave]

Mf that's my joke

[tall grove]

Increase rent for this guy specifically

[grizzled plover]

Hive Gangers when

[gleaming shadow]

Don’t threaten the Kriegsman with a good time

[brazen pelican]

You like SAAB JAS 39 Gripen!?

[fierce cave]

Sounds german

[blissful kiln]

I don't pay rent. Checkmate

[tall grove]

If the new class is a hive ganger I will actually cry

[fierce cave]

Hive gang bangers fam

[blissful kiln]

I live in a box

[tall grove]

[grizzled plover]

Sling crack kill heretics

[brazen pelican]

'Tisn't.

[tall grove]

That’s arbites

[fierce cave]

Scheiße

[grizzled plover]

Arbites don't sling crack they use it

[elder hare]

Gotta plant evidence

[fierce cave]

I have realized

[tall grove]

No, they disseminate it amongst the underhive

[little marten]

since when have you been jolly

[fierce cave]

I'm becoming a normal person in society

[brazen pelican]

Lies, my Arbitrator primarily lies down on the ground pretending to be a carrot.

[little marten]

its not even christmas yet moron

[fierce cave]

I've only spent 3hours on discord since monday

[tall grove]

Cringe. Normals get BANNED

[fierce cave]

Get a job

[little marten]

j*b

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-aughhh-gif-24532719

[tall grove]

Whoah spaghetti openly showing their cock on discord? Mods???

[little marten]

thats why u look like after the 72 hour arc raiders session youve bee doing

[fierce cave]

First of all I'm female

[tall grove]

It’s 2025. Women can have a chicken ranch too

[astral basin]

Spag. The joke falls apart when its still sunday.

[fierce cave]

Second of all
Hamburger cheeseburger big Mac whopper whopper burger

[little marten]

its monday in 5 minutes

[twin flower]

Wuh da hell

[little marten]

shall we take turns talking about our goals for the week?

i'll start

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/here-kitty-you-can-has-cheeseburger-gif-7210661951502365606

[little marten]

i'd like to eat more fibre this week

[fierce cave]

Me and my gf fr

[formal mortar]

I'd like to walk more this week

[little marten]

still waiting for my wedding invite

[twin flower]

Dang, what a chad

[fierce cave]

See you next week

Awesome joke

[twin flower]

Sauce?

[fierce cave]

In 5 minutes it's next week

[patent meadow]

Nurgle approves

[tall grove]

FUCKIN’ GAY?
as in homosexual?

[astral basin]

Visit a laundromat. Im running out of socks.

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

i set up spaghetti with her fiance and i dont even get invited to the wedding

[astral basin]

Spag openly gay.

[brazen pelican]

Dang. :<

[formal mortar]

Dang, nurgle doesnt get an invite?

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-24861618

[little marten]

ikr guys thanks for your support 🙁

id love you all if you were worms

[blissful kiln]

"spag" sounds like some kind of slur ngl

[tall grove]

It does actually

[brazen pelican]

I'll invite you to my wedding, if I have one. :3

[twin flower]

Lmao

[fierce cave]

My family isn't even invited

[formal mortar]

If you were a worm I would provide you with the finest dirt

[outer tartan]

]=[-0

[little marten]

im closer than family

[fierce cave]

Just say cas

Cool ass spaghetti

[formal mortar]

Nurgle is better than family

[fierce cave]

That's what other ppl refer me ass

[brazen pelican]

Close Air Support?

[fierce cave]

Husband?!

Sid is gay

[tall grove]

Nah that’s taken by cosmic armour superman

[fierce cave]

Congratulations

[formal mortar]

?

Yeah i am happy, with my gf

[fierce cave]

Yeah nurgle

[blissful kiln]

that's kinda gay

[little marten]

i'd make a bad gf

[fierce cave]

That's not kinda gay

That is gay

[little marten]

i very rarely make owo faces

[astral basin]

You was cas when you were cool ass spaghetti
Youre jolly spaghetti now

[tall grove]

That’s kinda gay bro

[fierce cave]

Bro?!

I ain't no bri

[astral basin]

You was spooky spaghetti for all of a week

[formal mortar]

My gf bought me a ring with uwu engraved on the inside

[little marten]

is this true?

[formal mortar]

Yes

[fierce cave]

Welp it's the 3rd of n

[little marten]

why did she do this, i'm going to need details sid

[fierce cave]

00:00

[tall grove]

I call my own mother bro

[fierce cave]

I should sleep

[twin flower]

I call my gf bro

[little marten]

maybe you'll wake up ready to invite your oldest friend to your wedding

[formal mortar]

Because she loves me

[fierce cave]

IM GOING TO SAY THE WORD

[fierce cave]

THE WORD

[fierce cave]

Who even are you

Stranger danger

[little marten]

its me

[twin flower]

ya boi

[fierce cave]

It's bean?

[whole glade]

MY HAIR IS BLACK AND REDISH PURPLE NOW!!!

[fierce cave]

Smash

[little marten]

its bean a pleasure hahaha

[twin flower]

send noods or didnt happen

[whole glade]

WHAT

[whole glade]

[fierce cave]

He's right

[whole glade]

Why are we horny at 7 pm

[fierce cave]

It's 00.02 here

[formal mortar]

Ill dm a pic nurgle

[twin flower]

Its like 8:00am where am at

[fierce cave]

Early hours

[tall grove]

Why wouldn’t we be?

[blissful kiln]

noodles

[whole glade]

im making sausage pasta cuz fuck you

[fierce cave]

You spent noodle wrong

[twin flower]

shih, my bad

[fierce cave]

Oh yeah bet you love sausage

[whole glade]

[fierce cave]

Chat got killed

[brazen pelican]

Sausage is awesome. :3

[fierce cave]

I'm pasta

[fierce cave]

Seems pretty gay

[blissful kiln]

it's 3 am

[brazen pelican]

I refuse! :3

[whole glade]

wha?

[tall grove]

Past a what?

[fierce cave]

Past a life

[brazen pelican]

Maybe they meant to say "Pastor".

[fierce cave]

Just say she 💔

[brazen pelican]

I mean no disrespect, I refer to almost everyone as they. ♥

Primarily because I am really bad at keeping track of, well, anything.

[fierce cave]

The clown in the sewer has one pronoun

[formal mortar]

Shit

[ocean widget]

everyones got multiple pronouns dumbass
thats how pronouns work

[whole glade]

guh

[little marten]

guess my pronouns

[fierce cave]

This guy might not get the joke

[fierce cave]

E O

[ocean widget]

check the kek reactions to your post

[little marten]

EYOOOO

[fierce cave]

No thats straight person activity

[brazen pelican]

My/favorite. ♥

[fierce cave]

Seems pretty gay

[ocean widget]

cu/nt

[little marten]

i prefer the favourite one

as you might have guessed

[brazen pelican]

Does it?

[ocean widget]

awful

[hard crane]

is the heart part of the pronoun

[fierce cave]

Like you

[little marten]

big/tex

[fierce cave]

[languid hazel]

Brit/ish?

[little marten]

that is both my pronouns and my preffered cowboy name

[brazen pelican]

It's part of whatever you want it to be. ♥

[little marten]

thank you for remembering the t ❤️

[fierce cave]

Dee/znuts

[languid hazel]

Gamer/supps

[ocean widget]

why is your heart part of the large hadron collider

[ancient violet]

Shit/shitting

[hard crane]

to make sure it’s not abominable intelligence

[fierce cave]

Hit the mod with the ancient text

[brazen pelican]

It was required. I was not smart enough to know why but I chose to oblige with their request.

[languid hazel]

Mods/ban-this-guy /joking

[ancient violet]

Piss/cum

[astral basin]

Daemon engine confirmed

[fierce cave]

Peanut
At the same time?!

[brazen pelican]

Absolutely genius.

[blissful kiln]

[astral basin]

Wassup mal

[fierce cave]

I hate everyone here

[fair bridge]

im happy to bear the child

i'll raise it to be a combat knife movement player

[astral basin]

By the gods

Summon the ordo hereticus

[blissful kiln]

I revoke your mpreg

be ashamed

[fair bridge]

sticker on my car says my child is a movement player

this homework is brainrot

why do i need to know probability for cybersec

[astral basin]

Programming?

[fair bridge]

ig for python or mysql or some shit sure

[fierce cave]

Snake

[ocean widget]

so you can code the % chance of a password being brute forced

[little marten]

mpreg

[twin flower]

IT?

[astral basin]

NG what have you done

[little marten]

forgive me

[ocean widget]

nah thats a clown

[little marten]

i uttered the incantation

[astral basin]

Id ask if you were tryna return to child
But i dont think my ipad cousins know what that is

[languid hazel]

Okay so here is a request. Can Fetthaj please add an option to the meatgrinder to have enemies attack?

[round mica]

Skitarii for darktide🙏

[astral basin]

Oh god another one

[round mica]

I've been wanting this for 2 years, don't ruin this for me

[astral basin]

No no no not the skit thing

[round mica]

Oh sorry my friend

[languid hazel]

Another one what?

[astral basin]

Im on the same brigade

[ocean widget]

bites the dust

[astral basin]

Another khoz

And another one down

[round mica]

Wait there's a different one??

I've been the ONLY khoz for like 8 years bro

[ocean widget]

you havent even been on discord for 8 years

[astral basin]

With an h mb

[round mica]

I have on ps

[ocean widget]

awful

[round mica]

Anyways, yeah skitarii for darktide

See ya

[astral basin]

I saw khoz. Immediately though @orphan of koz

[round mica]

THAT'S ENTIRELY DIFFERENT 😭

Orphan of koz is a Bloodborne boss lol

[astral basin]

Didnt realize the h

[round mica]

No I get it, still pronounced the same

[astral basin]

Its a gremlin in the server.

Why my reaction of oh lawd

[little marten]

everyone

on arc raiders

even me

has gotten too friendly

its time to make them remember fear

[drifting sundial]

Could anyone help me do the just a flesh wound penance on zelot?

[astral basin]

We have some lfg channels. Your ask might get lost to the wind here

[drifting sundial]

Ye just did, thanks tho

[main furnace]

[astral basin]

Mfw i boot up dmz the first time in years

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Konrad.

[little marten]

💀

[jaunty path]

Why is ur name edgy now.

Also I finally got hardmode unlocked for karnack twins. Yaaaaay

[astral basin]

Have fun

[inland mantle]

Becareful saying hard mode twins you may summon Ainz

[ocean widget]

nah hes busy

ROR2

[jaunty path]

Wouldn't be opposed to playing w him

As far as I'm concerned. The pen is just completing Twins On auric Difficulty

[ocean widget]

yeah

hold on ill check

i think theres one for auric

[jaunty path]

Which I've done a lot.

[ocean widget]

i fucking hate that mine penance

[jaunty path]

Haha no matter what difficulty you play it on you'll essentially be playing Damnation. Just look at how spacious hordes are

[ocean widget]

needs 4 players to do because you know a bot is gonna step on the mines

[jaunty path]

I stepped on mines without caring cuz I wanted to do it fast

[ocean widget]

fair

[jaunty path]

And bc marty zeally

[ocean widget]

one of the penances is beat orthus offensive in triggering 3 mines or less

[little marten]

good question

[inland mantle]

Do bots show up in the twins fight now? Did they finally fix that

[jaunty path]

Yeah bots show up

[ocean widget]

they have for ages?

[inland mantle]

Nice job FS

[ocean widget]

like they've showed up for OO since before the difficulty update

[inland mantle]

Idk I havent done the twins mission in like 3 months and they were still broken then

[ocean widget]

strange

always worked fine whenever i've done it

[inland mantle]

Made doing the mines penance free for me so cant complain

[wooden garnet]

this game is insane on adderall
makes me extremely sweaty and jumpy while doing negative damage because im spamming dodge and kiting in random directions

[inland mantle]

Zealot moment

[wooden garnet]

i can play psyker better at least

cuz you need to be 100% focused

to not die to 2 hits from trash mobs in havoc

[ocean widget]

nah no auric @jaunty path

is damnation tho

[jaunty path]

Yeah

Hard mode is basically auric

But I got hard mode access by playing it on uprising

[inland mantle]

Mhm

[jaunty path]

And it didn't really feel very difficult

Very different***

[inland mantle]

You can unlock it on any difficulty

[jaunty path]

I mean I saw maulers

Not much else

A bomber

A trapper

A dog I think

[whole glade]

i demolished that bowl of spicy sausage spinach pasta

[astral basin]

Spicy… sausage…spinach… pasta?

[whole glade]

yea

homemade

[outer jasper]

yall watch ordinary sausage?

[astral basin]

Read that as annoying orange. Got upset

[astral basin]

Lasagna sheets?

[somber stream]

Inside you, there are 2 wolves

[ocean widget]

medic tf2 strikes again

[hazy kestrel]

Awww, I missed the Orthus Offensive mission discussion.

Big sad.

I kinda wish there was a penance for completing the hard mode on auric now.

[ocean widget]

there is

oh

[hazy kestrel]

I require a fully gold insignia instead of my current funny gold accented one.

[ocean widget]

not auric specifically

[ocean widget]

5000 aquilas

[hazy kestrel]

Hard mode was fun, too bad no one really runs it anymore.

[ocean widget]

thats because anyone who wanted to do OO has either done it already or done it already

unless theres a group of 3 people going for the mine penance i cant be fucked to do it

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah. I guess I’m one of the few people that enjoys playing that mission just because.

[hazy kestrel]

Do you still need it?

[ocean widget]

yeah
need 3 other people though

bots set mines off last i checked

FS hasnt added a way to turn off bots

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, well the bots have been bugged for me

[ocean widget]

nor have they added a true true solo mode

[hazy kestrel]

We can run a quick uprising one if ya want.

[ocean widget]

fuck it may as well see if that works

hopefully ringing the bell works too

[hazy kestrel]

It does

[ocean widget]

sick

[hazy kestrel]

Send me the friend request whenever

Also, I could have sworn that it only doesn’t get triggered if you step on more than 3 mines? I can’t say I remember it being ruined by bots triggering them.

[ocean widget]

the penance is 3 mines or less
last i did OO without ainz the bots set em off

didnt get it with ainz but tbf i wasnt giving a shit about that penance then because i was getting my ass beat in hard mode

[hazy kestrel]

Hmm, maybe I just never noticed.

[whole glade]

pasta.

we dont do that fuckass dish in my house.

[astral basin]

Bish theres a lotta types of pasta

[ocean widget]

lemme just get a gunlugger build set up and ill inv u

[little marten]

licht

why u up so early brother

[ocean widget]

im in @hazy kestrel

[hazy kestrel]

Cool. Private match?

[ocean widget]

yeah

public matches have people stepping on mines

[little marten]

There are no mines in Darktide

[astral basin]

what kinda pasta

[ocean widget]

there is in orthus

[little marten]

Snorethus 💤

[hazy kestrel]

I have this intro bit seared into my mind. Took me 6 hours to get hard mode done way back when.

[ocean widget]

oh neat u changed ur name
prob whichever ones the drillbit

[little marten]

Season of change

[whole glade]

idfk the name hoe

[astral basin]

Changed the pfp back. Sol is usually in my user

[ocean widget]

the nickname

[modest flume]

**DEYS NO FLAAAYVAAHH

WIFFOUT SPOOOORT**

[astral basin]

what does it look like

Ye part of what i meant

[hazy kestrel]

That’s also seared into my mind. Rinda my beloved.

[astral basin]

The spiral pasta would sound right

Fasali?

Oops fusili

[ocean widget]

i think we should fling rodins corpse out a window into the void ngl

fuck his mines

[astral basin]

ending every orthos match with 1hp bc corruption

[ocean widget]

not even that

the bots keep running into the fucking mines

end of mission and the bot runs straight into it

[astral basin]

Right. The penance.

[little marten]

What’s the penance

[ocean widget]

3 mines or less

[astral basin]

Rodin gun n mines are bad but… at least hes not trying to gobble you whole like rinda

[ocean widget]

we're doing it uprising so not even an issue

the bots are the biggest threat to getting the damn thing

lemme sort tree out rq @hazy kestrel

[hazy kestrel]

K

[ocean widget]

and now i dont have to consider seeing how far i can swallow a DBs barrels

thank fuck

[twin flower]

Crazy

[astral basin]

Setbacks? Ik uprising but

[ocean widget]

nope

finally got both bots dead

somehow they are so competent yet so incompetent at the same time

[astral basin]

LMAO you killed the bots????

[ocean widget]

its astounding how shit fatshark made them

yes

[hazy kestrel]

Hell yeah we did lmao

[ocean widget]

well not us

[astral basin]

Wild work

[ocean widget]

we just let them get beat and gassed to death

[twin flower]

Imagine if Friendly fire was thing in higher diffs

[hazy kestrel]

If only…

[ocean widget]

dude if it was it would've made the penance so much fucking easier

they wouldnt even kill themselves via barrel

[hazy kestrel]

No commissar builds will ever truly be lore accurate without it.

[twin flower]

Teammate slightly turns around

"Not today Traitor!"

[astral basin]

50 dollar commissar class?

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a blammin’

[ocean widget]

if it gave me the ability to execute one teammate to give everyone else stat buffs i'd buy it in a fucking heartbeat ngl

wake daemonhost?
thats an execution

shoot barrel?
thats an execution

[hazy kestrel]

Oi, it’s fun to do that lmao

[ocean widget]

yeah true

intentionally

[civic otter]

I remember in dawn of war 2, one of the commissar's main abilities was literally executing a random member of your squadron to avoid falling back

[twin flower]

Runs when thers a boss

Execution

[ocean widget]

when your teammate ignores it and bumrushes through it like its a pebble without actually killing it is when its annoying

[astral basin]

I do it on accident. And every time i do im mad dashing as far across the map as i can

[ocean widget]

presumably you arent an arbites

an incompetent one at that

[hazy kestrel]

That’s…why I’m here.

[ocean widget]

intentional DH wakes are fine because people who intentionally wake it know what they're doing

eg beating it to death

watching an arbites ignore it and die to it is pain

[astral basin]

Use the last heal on servitor? Execution
Not dropping ammo pack?
Dont need you if the team gets buffs

[ocean widget]

oh my god i forgot about crates

executions would be so useful against fuckers who dont use them

[hazy kestrel]

I may or may not have forgotten to drop the crates sometimes.

[ocean widget]

@quasi umbra @olive badger add commisars, we need to execute the crate hoggers

[hazy kestrel]

I usually just hand them to someone else nowadays.

[ocean widget]

in OO or in actual missions

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[ocean widget]

make sure u get the penance for crate sharing first

[ocean widget]

OO its fine usually cus u can drop it in a light patch
actual missions though

[twin flower]

Imagine the rest of the team getting a buff after one of you gets executed

[hazy kestrel]

I have everything unfortunately. Am now purposeless pal.

[twin flower]

"Inspiration"

[ocean widget]

become ainz

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not that good.

[ocean widget]

git gud

then become ainz

[modest flume]

I believe in you

[hazy kestrel]

I used to take multiple teams through the OO hard mode way back when. That felt pretty good.

But nah, I’m nothing compared to those absolutely cracked zealots you’re blessed with once in a blue moon.

[astral basin]

Lolol exe would basically be a shout and a stance rolled into one

[rocky radish]

We need to make a heretic player bingo card with stuff like that

While amusing, it can also double as a way to encourage helpful behaviour in players

[ocean widget]

"encourage helpful behaviour in players"

i dont think you've seen the average darktide player

[rocky radish]

That's why it's needed

[modest flume]

Literally can't tell directions apart

People getting lost in linear maps with no alternative paths

[ocean widget]

except they act like they've taken a thammer to the skull or something

[modest flume]

Reddit makes a fun read

[hazy kestrel]

That’s my bad. Need to aim better.

[ocean widget]

at least you're competent

[astral basin]

Oooo barrel by bridge lemme hug it

[rocky radish]

Now I kinda want to make a list. Then someone else can use it to make a bingo card

[ocean widget]

some of the people i've seen are so bad you wonder how they're not in a carehome

whatever the fucking nursing home term is

i think its just nursing home

[hazy kestrel]

It is I think.

[hazy kestrel]

Clandestium Gloriana moment

[astral basin]

Is that the one with lambda scaffolding at the start?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Goooood morning

[hazy kestrel]

Good night

[whole glade]

Skibidi, skibidi, hawk tuah hawk
Skibidi king who gives out blumpkins
Edging and gooning and learning to munt
Dripping cheese all over my lunch

[somber stream]

Someone shoot that guy

[hazy kestrel]

I think I just had a brain aneurysm from reading that.

[rocky radish]

• Speedruns and dies often.
• Shoots pox bursters near teammates
• Shoots barrels near teammates
• Tries to free downed teammates without killing the nearby specialists
• Never uses abilities
• Keeps the med kit for the whole game
• Puts the ammo crate in the elevator
• Never in coherency
• Hogs all the ammo
• Never helps downed teammates
• Never guards teammates solving puzzles
• Goes for a casual stroll while everyone waits in the elevator
• Tasks? Someone else's problem

I'm sure there's loads more bingo options I forgot

[ocean widget]

@round mica heres your twin btw

hope you enjoy being related to that fucking thing

[somber stream]

There goes my morning

[whole glade]

fuck you hoe

[round mica]

Greetings

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a kick in the head Licht.

[twin flower]

You like Trench Crusade too?

[ocean widget]

my favourite mod for NV got put back up after 3 fucking years thank god

can finally play the game again

[somber stream]

Go sleep

[hazy kestrel]

No

[astral basin]

Waaaiiiiit im not supposed to drop crate in ele?

[round mica]

How'd you know

[lethal solstice]

No

[rocky radish]

Or at the top of a ledge that can't be returned to

[lethal solstice]

Crate in elevator is like

The second worst place

[rocky radish]

I did see someone drop one in the escape ship thing once

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, a classic.

[lethal solstice]

Dropping stuff in escape is fine

Means you probably didn't need it

[ocean widget]

yeah you'd think that

until everyone has fuck all ammo and fuck all hp

[lethal solstice]

I did say probably

But you won

[ocean widget]

and then theres some fuckwit who drops the bloody crates in the ship

[lethal solstice]

Meaning you basically didn't need it

[ocean widget]

we should be able to take that fuckers dockets and donate them to a charity

[whole glade]

me when

uhhhh

[rocky radish]

Or putting the med kit in the area with the main battle, but miles away from where the goals are, so if you are low on health, you probably won't make it there

[whole glade]

ummmmm

guh

[round mica]

Jus kiss me bro🥀🤞

[astral basin]

Few times i grab crate, i look at ammo after most hordes
But like. Even then. Too many people speed running/ split off for me to drop. So i drop at next available spot
Usually ele/airlock

[whole glade]

not for free

[round mica]

Pretty please

[rocky radish]

Oh. Or the dude with 99% health using the last med bay charge as the dude with 1% health watches

[whole glade]

maybe

[round mica]

Yay

[modest flume]

He did say please

[ocean widget]

4 commisars is just a team of who can quickdraw execute the others the fastest

[hazy kestrel]

That would be peak gaming right there.

[ocean widget]

everyone dies at the same time

[twin flower]

Fastest mission fail achievement

[gleaming shadow]

Commissar Showdown

[round mica]

I'm just waiting for a commisar hat on veteran to rotate into the shop

[whole glade]

im gunna

guh

i love mtn dew

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, time to recreate that scene from “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.”

[ocean widget]

kill dukane if you want it faster

[hazy kestrel]

If only.

[round mica]

I actually might

[ocean widget]

nobody'd complain ill tell you that

[gleaming shadow]

Lmao

[rocky radish]

Or the worst crime of all. 3 teammates are fully downed. The last player clutches the game, fighting an army of strong nasties and reviving everyone. But they don't say anything about how cool that one person is

[hazy kestrel]

Or you end up going down, and they insult you for not clutching.

[astral basin]

Ogryns dont die to exe. They just go down a wound

[rocky radish]

Bringing smoke grenades is a personal peeve. But I think I've only seen it once or twice

[astral basin]

You hear a loud “YESSAH WORKIN ARDER SAH”

[whole glade]

guh

[hazy kestrel]

Smokes are great in the hands of a good veteran player.

[ocean widget]

how many good vet players have you seen recently

[whole glade]

do yall mustard?

[dense iris]

Smoke nades are probably bad, I wont fosho say they are as i havent been playin as long as some. But im havin fun with them

[rocky radish]

Mustard? That's a 2 syllable word. Don't push yourself

[little marten]

Ackl

[ocean widget]

smoke grenades cause me pain because almost always they've done jack shit

[hazy kestrel]

Attempting to exe. Big Man should allow the rest of the team to kill the commissar. No one kills Big Man while I have anything to say about it.

[whole glade]

HEY FUCKER, IM SMAR

[hazy kestrel]

Doubt

[rocky radish]

Smart people can be dumb too

[whole glade]

[little marten]

Are you guys still doing the penance thing

[astral basin]

Attempting to exe ogryn results in a “nope” vl, and a big red x on your screen

[dense iris]

Its to my understanding when dropped they

1. Lower the accuracy of ranged units inside of the smoke
2. Causes ranged units outside to forget your location and shoot at your last known location
   So you should drop in on yourself peak to get a kill reposition, repeat

[hazy kestrel]

We completed it a bit ago. You need it completed pal?

[twin dirge]

I prefer dumb people can be smart too, as I'm usually dumb

[astral basin]

They sacrificed the bots

[ocean widget]

Done that
Still been shot

[little marten]

No no all good thanks 🙏

[ocean widget]

Finished it thank fuck

[little marten]

I just like to check in on the homies

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

[ocean widget]

The homies were resisting the urge to paint the ceiling red
Well one of them was

[dense iris]

Probably a luck thing then lol

[hazy kestrel]

I was vibing.

[ocean widget]

I was suffering

[somber stream]

I joined a random trio yesterday and looted a hullcracker with 3 wolfpack. Dude was doing the big game but got zero'ed in. Same thing happened to me shortly after, unfortunately

[twin dirge]

Y'all ever just swap your headphones around for a match?

[little marten]

Rippp

[rocky radish]

Im not dumb (on paper), yet last week I couldn't find the light switch at work. The place I've worked for 7 years. The switch (which I've used every week) was right next to the door

[little marten]

I tried spaceport that map is a bloodbath

[somber stream]

Solo?

[little marten]

I made a friend, they got gunned down.. I hunted the killer across the map

[somber stream]

I've been getting nothing but wholesome experience in solo wth

[little marten]

I put like 3 revolver rounds in the wrong dude lmao then ran around a wall and convinced him it was the guy I was hunting lol

20 speech roll

[little marten]

It’s been like 90% wholesome today actually

[hazy kestrel]

Outstanding move

[somber stream]

Yeah Solo for peaceful resource gathering, trio is for murder

[twin dirge]

Solos have been pretty fun ngl

[somber stream]

I've been picking plants and seeds without much worry about random raiders, most just past by and "Hey raider"

[whole glade]

I wish it rained everyday :3

[astral basin]

Licht does bf6 campaign not got career xp?

[little marten]

Rattler 4 and anvil is the loadout now

[twin dirge]

Was hiding behind a rock (fuck hornets) and someone with a ferro started blasting them and then yelled for me to stop hiding and come on up

[somber stream]

Not that i know of, just some unlockable

[little marten]

I got a scoped sniper too

[somber stream]

Anvil is superb

Big iron

[astral basin]

why tf am i playing campaign then

[hazy kestrel]

Noah is overdue with his boat, to be fair.

[somber stream]

Unlockable and might as well, you bought the game

[twin dirge]

I got a bobcat in my first run that I've been using ever since, it's like attaching a supercharger to an SMG

Very pog bullet hose

[astral basin]

Fair

[little marten]

Is that the lil uzi thing?

[twin dirge]

Yea, the epic smg

[whole glade]

twue

[somber stream]

Purple SMG

[little marten]

Yeah that’s look sick tbf

I do still think the fero is such a great gun

[somber stream]

It really is

[twin dirge]

It's pretty fire, haven't held anything other than the grey weapons and a bobcat

[little marten]

Musket battles

Ohhh

I finally used the fakeout flare too lmao

[twin dirge]

Ferro is so nice for pve

[twin dirge]

Does it do anything?

[whole glade]

clocking out of my 9-5. clocking in to my foot job. Happy Halloween gamers.

[somber stream]

It shot one flare right? What's the other use

[little marten]

You have to deploy it then remote activate it

[twin dirge]

I blew like 5 at once during the server slam and it just, exists

It's a flare

[little marten]

It made the guy think I’d died

[twin dirge]

Does flare stuff

Oh

[little marten]

So I waited for him to run over and hosed him down

[somber stream]

Sneaky

[little marten]

He escaped

[twin dirge]

Ykw that's interesting

[little marten]

So I followed him across the dunes

[twin dirge]

I'll store that knowledge

I will say, ripping like 5 at once in the shape of a star was pretty cool tho

[little marten]

At first I thought having to deploy then activate it was shit

[twin dirge]

Like fireworks but less boom

[little marten]

But it actually gives it some real interesting usage

[astral basin]

Foot… job…?

I dare to ask

[twin dirge]

He does pedicures?

[whole glade]

he?

[little marten]

NEED a jolt mine schematic tho

[whole glade]

bold of thee

[little marten]

Then I can become a true desert rat

[somber stream]

The mine is pretty sick too, but i still haven't figure it out how to defuse them yet

Think you need a perk for that

[whole glade]

wha?

[little marten]

It’s a perk yeah

[twin dirge]

They do pedicures

AHEM, IT, DOES PEDICURES

[somber stream]

I was thinking of laying several at an entrance to block access while we loot the valuable rooms

[whole glade]

i feel like eating a spoon

[somber stream]

But then what happen when there is only 1 entrance lol

[little marten]

You can disarm your own traps I think without the peel

[astral basin]

I dared to ask
Tfym foot job 😭
I imagine it has something to do woth wikifeet ratings

[little marten]

Perk*

[somber stream]

No you can't

You don't know how to yet lol

[little marten]

Weird I could disarm the noisemaker

[somber stream]

I meant mines

[whole glade]

wouldnt you like to know weather boy?

[somber stream]

Explosive devices

[little marten]

Oh I figured they’d follow the same logic

Nvm then

Zipline probably mandatory I guess

[somber stream]

Yeah dunno about that 60 metres limit for tall buildings

[twin dirge]

I wonder how many wolf packs it would take to kill a queen

Might start saving tbh

[little marten]

I have like 5/6 now I think

[somber stream]

I have 4

[twin dirge]

I can imagine a 3 man just fuckin ripping those at a queen

Sounds fun

[little marten]

We got some bot hunting to do 😈

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

[somber stream]

problem isn't the clankers

It's the 3rd party

[twin dirge]

Indeed

[little marten]

Trueee

[somber stream]

We all know trio is a lawless wasteland

[twin dirge]

And the 4th and 5th party

[little marten]

I haven’t shot first in trio since like our fist couple days

I don’t even shoot first in solo now

[somber stream]

I prefer to stick to rule of engagement

Don't be a dick, unless got dicked upon

[twin dirge]

I haven't shot first since the slam

[somber stream]

Remember the duo we aid yesterday? The kind of experience i want to see more often

[twin dirge]

But that's cuz the slam was lawless

[little marten]

Yeah that was awesome

Power of life and death in our hands

Kinda feel bad for the trio they were fighting lol

6 men coming at them

[twin dirge]

I play solo and bring in a pocket revive for people I knock

[somber stream]

It was 2 teams

So 5 vs 6, actually

[twin dirge]

Forced initiation

[little marten]

Plus the 3 others that showed up

[somber stream]

I do this too, to help rando got downed by clankers

[twin dirge]

Yup, ive revived so many people that got downed at extract

Saved at least a couple dozen souls that way

[somber stream]

Bless your soul

[little marten]

When I finally found that guy who killed my buddy, he had downed a guy next to him so I had to listen to him die over the mic and I had no defib for him 😔

[twin dirge]

Truly a cruel wasteland out there

[ocean widget]

You guys should play gen zero if you like shooting robots n shit
Granted the game sucks cus the robots are tanky as all fucking hell but yknow

[little marten]

I gave him an honourary 5 sec grace period before I stripped his corpse clean

[twin dirge]

Oh I love gen z

[little marten]

Never have enough shield rechargers

[somber stream]

If you have a bandage, and is near an extract. You can attempt to prolong their lifespan till you're back to Speranza

[twin dirge]

Ero

[little marten]

I did bandage him but we was too far from anywhere

[twin dirge]

I forget that I can abbreviate that game anymore

[somber stream]

Yeah no helping in that case

[twin dirge]

I sob every time I'm crawling to extract and they close it without me

[little marten]

Also quite funny if someone opens fire on you to down them then scold them over the mic while they bleed out silently

[twin dirge]

It's only happened twice but fuck it hurt my soul

[little marten]

“Why’d you do it buddy??”

[twin dirge]

"now was that really the best idea?"

[somber stream]

"Look at you made me do, idiot"

[little marten]

Best use of spare shotgun shells

[somber stream]

"Now come in here, i'll fetch the lift"

[astral basin]

I feel lied to. Genz goes all the way out to 2012? I thought we cut it off at 08 for the gen alphas

[twin dirge]

Honestly, killing people at extract and still letting them extract is peak gameplay

Scare them half to death just for nothing to happen

[little marten]

Those cunts on dam that sit on testing annex roof killing people they can’t reach us infuriating

[somber stream]

Game has been reaaaallly fun and immersive so far, it's unlike any extraction game ive played before

[twin dirge]

I just don't use that lift anymore

Straight up

Go somewhere else I will

[little marten]

Game needs a proper desert dunes and canyon map

But I’m not against a snow map for December

[somber stream]

Seen that roadmap?

[little marten]

Will they do wipes like other extraction games?

[somber stream]

New stuff coming real soon

[twin dirge]

Snow map has me so excited

[somber stream]

Yes

[little marten]

Nice

[somber stream]

They call it "expedition" or something close

[twin dirge]

Gonna wear all white and camo in the snow banks

[little marten]

Let’s hope the AI hasn’t gone AWOL by then

Rocketeers deciding the most effective strat is to hover over spawns

[astral basin]

All the project winter and darwin fans getting their retribution

[somber stream]

New Clanker, map and event this month, also weapon

[little marten]

Good point I better check that mirage has a snow scheme

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the Simo Häyhä tactic. A classic.

[twin dirge]

I'm excited for more enemies but also scared, like I want more big guys but I can barely kill them as is, so I also want some smaller ones too

[little marten]

2 new clankers no?

[somber stream]

Yes, Matriarch and something

[astral basin]

Darwin project was goofy fun. Idk what happened to it

[somber stream]

Sounds menacing

[little marten]

Robo dog swarms that home in on gunfire would be sick

And can go indoors

[somber stream]

Oh we should try night raid sometimes

Heard the loot is better

[little marten]

Absolutely

Yeah I did 1 night raid and had insane loot

But a guy shot me as we were running to lift with 2 mins left on the map

He had no way to loot me ofc

[twin dirge]

Just free loadout rat night mode

It's free profit

[little marten]

And probably doomed himself in stopping to kill me

[somber stream]

I don't get why people do that

[little marten]

Night raid is probably KOS for sure

[little marten]

Childlike brains

[twin dirge]

Thrill of the hunt

[somber stream]

I haven't tried it on solo yet

[astral basin]

Would be cool if arc did loot pop via player density
Popular maps get less loot vice versa

[twin dirge]

Out of like 4 solo ones I've had 2 chill and 2 absolute blood baths

[little marten]

I have no issue with hunting folks but only if I intend to loot them

[somber stream]

All it take is 1 singular cunt to start a fight

[twin dirge]

Dude getting a free ripline from a key room was so fuckin nice

I wasn't expecting it to be so good

[little marten]

Also by this point everyone should know how to “don’t shoot” so if you roll up on elevator silently

[twin dirge]

Didn't get to use it in the slam

[little marten]

I’m gonna pop some shots off

[twin dirge]

I sneak into elevators when I'm not sure if someone is KOS tbh, hide behind the middle part so they can't shoot me once they get off the terminal

[little marten]

Generally I’ll stand on the top of the elevator and shout don’t shoot if I’m turning it on

[twin dirge]

Also can I just mention how sick all the different extracts are

[twin flower]

Time for lunch fellas

[little marten]

Or if it’s already being called I’ll hide behind cover and don’t shoot

[twin flower]

To anyone it applies to anyway lmao

[little marten]

If they reply then happy days

[twin dirge]

Jokes on you, it's 11pm

[little marten]

If not I assume war

[somber stream]

Sometime, just sometime

They said "yes" or "okay"

[twin flower]

midnight snack then

[somber stream]

But then get close and behind you, then shoot anyway

[little marten]

I’ve not been backstabbed yet

[twin dirge]

Train extract is my favorite

I like trains

[little marten]

Can my fragile ego handle being backstabbed

I don’t know..

[fair bridge]

blowing up the bathroom call that Rocket Jumping

[astral basin]

Wasteland diplomacy
Trade a bit of scrap

[twin dirge]

I've also yet to be backstabbed, I been just killed before but never betrayed

[little marten]

I traded a bettina blueprint for some tick pods to get my lvl 2 medic bench

That was a cool interaction

Guy didn’t have a mic so communicated via spamming torches on and off

[fair bridge]

do you wanna see this video of a guy working at mcdonalds

i had no idea they actually used real eggs i thought they had some fake rubber bullshit

[astral basin]

Usually comes in a precooked tube

[fair bridge]

nah this dude's using a whole ass egg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIybv1xRY8U

[little marten]

They have a master hen on site that lays them

At all McDonald’s

[fair bridge]

do you think the position is available

[twin dirge]

I wish to one day become a wandering salesman that carries just an inventory of highly sought after items and I'll only trade them for rubber ducks or toasters

[little marten]

If you can keep up, yes

[little marten]

That’s a great idea

I already hear talk of olive farm being a meet up spot for PvE on blue gate

[fair bridge]

i could fuck up a mcrib right now

[twin dirge]

Oh?

[hazy kestrel]

”Wot are ya buying?”

”Wot are ya selling?”

[fair bridge]

man they really do not season any of the fucking ingredients do that

not even salt

[somber stream]

There's a really good skin to larp as a merchant

"Mirage" i think

[little marten]

Mirage

[somber stream]

Yeah!

[astral basin]

“This weekend at the edz, xur has…”

[fair bridge]

remember mirage arcane warfare

[little marten]

So close to pulling the trigger on that one

I got the deluxe upgrade today

[somber stream]

Oh nice, so you have like 2k coin

[hazy kestrel]

Giving me flashbacks to when I used to play Destiny. Those were the days.

[somber stream]

Enough for a pack

[little marten]

I have mirage in all but principle

[fair bridge]

what was xur anyway

[little marten]

I’m worried his headpiece is too big

[fair bridge]

he had tentacles on his face

[little marten]

And it’ll be easy to spot

[hazy kestrel]

A cool guy.

[somber stream]

lol yeah, but drip > function

[little marten]

Trueee

[astral basin]

Was great until i started tryna do raids

[fair bridge]

homie hooked me up with the stomp33s but he was a spooky fella

[little marten]

Maybe i should become a dodgy trader

[fair bridge]

you frighten me

stop it!!

[somber stream]

Stock up on fruits and vegetations

Heard it's on high demand

[hazy kestrel]

Cabbage Seller

[somber stream]

Shroom, oranges, Olives, Apricots

[hazy kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-cabbages-gif-5990800

[little marten]

A true lemon whore

Throwback to my teenage years that

[somber stream]

Lemon whore

I like the term

[little marten]

Great video

Don’t look it up at work

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean?