general-chat

[ocean widget]

ah ok so it was the freddie mercury picture

thought so

[fair bridge]

so is this a 13+ server officially or

[ocean widget]

dude

discord is officially 13+

[fair bridge]

well considering the game is rated M in america and PEGI 18 abroad

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ocean widget]

eh fair

[fair bridge]

yeah

jackass

[ocean widget]

fuck you

[fair bridge]

my brain is huger than yours

[sleek harness]

Will you become Rewdy's lawyer too?

[ocean widget]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiari_malformation

[upper citrus]

prove it, lets measure them

[vague elm]

Just learned of the existence of Vindicares and now I want that to be the new class

[upper citrus]

do we know thats the new class confirmed?

[sleek harness]

Saltzpyre's brain must be the hugest

[upper citrus]

rat is always right

[vague elm]

0 confirmation 100% desire

[little marten]

If I change my name to No Nut Nurgle Gamer for November is that breaching the TOS

[upper citrus]

slanesh type shit

[fair bridge]

according to the rules NSFW is completely zero tolerance so i wouldn't chance it

someone might report you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[little marten]

I shall remain same classic great taste

[fair bridge]

you better be careful because i'm gonna be on the lookout

[upper citrus]

just keep on not showering, thats enough

[fair bridge]

from now on it's on sight

[little marten]

gulps

[vague elm]

...

[fair bridge]

i don't want to see anything NSFW in this server

[little marten]

Way ahead of you boss

[fair bridge]

i'm a good little user

[little marten]

It’s time for a crackdown

It’s almost Christmas and we want to be sitting around the tree on Christmas morning opening blue toys for boys and pink for girls with our trad wives, not being pinged about femboy antics on discord

[fair bridge]

if i see so much as the bare skin of a woman's ankle in this motherfucker it's getting REPORTED!!!

[sleek harness]

Dude just become Jolly Nurgle Gamer

For your sake

[little marten]

I am not jolly

[sleek harness]

That's why you should become Jolly Nurgle Gamer

[little marten]

December 🙏

[upper citrus]

i do

[little marten]

Have you been to the goonverse server?

I seek answers

[fair bridge]

i could report you for this comment alone! how dare you!

[upper citrus]

cant say i have

[little marten]

Sad but understandable

[fair bridge]

i think this server's 21 rules need to be enforced far more often

[sleek harness]

Malloween is still complaining about NSFW not being allowed in this server?

[vocal hawk]

capital punishment for all rule breakers

death penalty, even

[fair bridge]

da emperer protects!!!!!!!

yeaey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[little marten]

21 rules
21 arbitors
21 machines they are fused to
21 hours they scour the server

The remaining 3, we pray..

[vocal hawk]

fuckkkk I need to fart soooo bad

[vocal hawk]

the 3 hours are when the politictide occurs and the commoners run away in fear

we need 3 more arbitrators

[little marten]

Make it so 🙏

[elder merlin]

Rewdy was? Lol

Fuck that guy

[little marten]

At this point I could technically be a mod I’m here far too much

[fair bridge]

politics is ok when one of the mods talks about it don't you know

[sleek harness]

Paul is the only sane one here

[elder merlin]

I wouldnt go that far

[sleek harness]

Very sane

[fair bridge]

this is trolling/harassment

delete this comment at once

[vocal hawk]

rewdy shot dead in florida, many such cases

[elder merlin]

I could be a mod if my first reaction to ya'll wouldnt be the ban button

[little marten]

Ban me and I only come back stronger

[fair bridge]

spaghetti was banned too but i wonder who they'll let back in first

[little marten]

On an alt account devoted to racism

[sleek harness]

April Fool's should he about us becoming mods for 1 second

[little marten]

Spaghetti got banned lol?!!

[elder merlin]

@fierce cave

No

[fair bridge]

yeah

[fierce cave]

Bro might be dum

[little marten]

Whew

[fair bridge]

huh

hang on must've been the other one

[little marten]

I’m dumb for caring

… ok 😔

[fierce cave]

I'm raiding my arc for gears

Metal gears

Some solid gear

[little marten]

Raid your attitude

[fair bridge]

sorry baby it was whoever the hell screamsicle was

[fierce cave]

Some metal gear solid

[vocal hawk]

good riddance

[fair bridge]

idk who screamsicle is

[sleek harness]

[little marten]

He got banned lol?

Why

For being a minor?

[elder merlin]

I'd ban you so fast even @misty trench would be impressed

[sleek harness]

Why me

[fair bridge]

i don't know

[vocal hawk]

these ARC raiders seem to be made out of solid metal gears

[low hemlock]

What the hel is going on‼️❓❓❓

[little marten]

Did he have a mask off moment

[sleek harness]

Rewdy got banned and his friend is mad

[fair bridge]

huge crackdown on homosexual NSFW comment in this server

[sleek harness]

I guess you know who is this freind

[low hemlock]

What‼️💢

[vocal hawk]

only the straight NSFW is allowed? ☹️

[fair bridge]

yes!

[low hemlock]

Rip Femboy

[fair bridge]

apparently it is

[vocal hawk]

can’t believe the darktide discord server has gone WOKE!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

[fair bridge]

at least that's the only kind of NSFW that doesn't get reported

i wonder why

hmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darktide server.......40k theme......40k fans................

[sleek harness]

Can we silence him?

[fair bridge]

oh my god it's all starting to become clear

[sleek harness]

[vocal hawk]

I’ve never met any right wing person in this server yet

you’re mental innit

[fair bridge]

nah they get banned pretty quick

[vocal hawk]

does he snow? 🎅🎅🎅🎅

[elder merlin]

Cause it'd be funny

[fair bridge]

i'm talking about the ones that hide

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

like roaches

[vague elm]

Anticapitalism and wh go together like corrupt politicians and government bailouts

[low hemlock]

Not me…..

[sleek harness]

Fine, I will remember that

[low hemlock]

Rat-Man💢

[elder merlin]

Ya always gotta take out your friends first

[vague elm]

Rat-kin

[sleek harness]

Oh wait, you are actually saving me from becoming a mentally insane lunatic by banning me from this server!

[little marten]

based name

[sleek harness]

How sweet of you

[sleek harness]

I think thats how we call our babies dude

[vague elm]

Maybe in ass backwards packs that probably don't even have bells.

[elder merlin]

[tidal gyro]

3 dodge for cleaver is rare?

[leaden granite]

Fear n hunger spotted

[little marten]

🙈

[tidal gyro]

why is ogryn very many amount slow

[ocean widget]

He's a big boi

Also he has the same movement speed

[tidal gyro]

but he is strong

i meaning with melee

[ocean widget]

He just feels slower due to his size

[ocean widget]

Ah yeah, bigger weapons

[tidal gyro]

every hit he make is recovery time of normal character heavy attack i think

but he more strong

[ocean widget]

I think cleaver has the fastest melee

[tidal gyro]

i am use it

[ocean widget]

RIP

[tidal gyro]

he can not cancle light attack to block

it very many weird

[ocean widget]

You used all the ogryn weapons yet?

[tidal gyro]

i am only level 5

[ocean widget]

So no, level up then cus you'll probably find one you enjoy

Ogryn is a pretty decent class

[tidal gyro]

cleaver is most quick

[ocean widget]

Plus his charge increases melee speed

[tidal gyro]

it will be of my favourite

[viral aspen]

Great. My game crashes and it puts me on the Mourningstar without asking if I want to rejoin

[tidal gyro]

why only 2 dodge how many time do i needing to upgrading cleaver to 3 dodge

[hard crane]

around 60% mobility should give you 3 dodges

[tidal gyro]

OH

that is good

i find with 35%

will need to upgrade many?

[hard crane]

whats the max % for the mobility stat

on that weapon

[tidal gyro]

80

[hard crane]

you'll need to upgrade it a bit but not to max if you just want to get 60% mobility on it

[ocean widget]

Thats why

The higher the power the higher the stats

With a low power weapon you wont have much stats

[tidal gyro]

is weapon that can buy from armory thing is level make high power

or it is other thing

[hard crane]

you upgrade your weapons power at hadron

by using empower button

[tidal gyro]

but the weapon you buy from armory

do they more power when at high level

[hard crane]

yea they get higher powers on average

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[vocal hawk]

grrr I hate darktide!!!

[tidal gyro]

i need level 18 i think for find gun i need

[azure cobalt]

You will need credits and other items to upgrade your weapons

[tidal gyro]

i think i have many

[azure cobalt]

Then you should be good

[hard crane]

if you're still leveling i recommend not trying to level up a weapon, just keep swapping between the highest stat weapons you get from missions

[vocal hawk]

they need to give the Ogryn boxing gloves

[azure cobalt]

Thats what I did when I first started I saved my credits

Stuck with a weapon and farmed the lower tiers until I felt I was ready

[vocal hawk]

has the dueling sword been nerfed yet??

[azure cobalt]

I have no idea

[little marten]

No

Buffed

[azure cobalt]

It got buffed!

[vocal hawk]

why didn’t the emperor just parry horus? is he stupid?

[hard crane]

its special attack got turned into a parry

[azure cobalt]

Oh nice

[hard crane]

the emperor didnt have his dueling tooth pick is why

[azure cobalt]

I need to see if I maxed it out

[vocal hawk]

dueling sword 40k

[azure cobalt]

We should duel wield those dueling swords

[hard crane]

dual dueling swords

[azure cobalt]

Double the duel, Double the dueling

[vague elm]

Am now thoroughly convinced new class will be one of the 6 assassins.

[blissful kiln]

nah

who are they going to be assassinating?

[misty trench]

look, this is a public server, borderline ERPing and doing other NSFW shenanigans in public is generally frowned upon

[fair bridge]

standby for a message in the modmail

[misty trench]

if you don't like the way it's handled please by all means reach out

[fair bridge]

that's what i'm doing.

[sleek harness]

By complaining in chat

[blissful kiln]

Rewdy got cancelled

[sleek harness]

[blissful kiln]

1984

[ancient violet]

Wait is this a Rewdy clone? 💀

[azure cobalt]

I have no mouth and I must Scream

[ancient violet]

Guys censorship bad

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[sleek harness]

I have the theory that Rewdy took Malloween's account and that is why he is defending Rewdy that much

[blissful kiln]

Will I get banned for posting this

?

i'm scared

[sleek harness]

1% of getting banned by doing

Something

[ancient violet]

When I can't prove it 😔

[sleek harness]

Just trust bro

[uneven ermine]

Yes
Fuck you

[ancient violet]

I remember the last ban was some guy complaining about having a floyd named Arbiter and getting banned for it

those were simpler times 🧓🏻

[sleek harness]

Yeah man

[azure cobalt]

I really want to get one of the Warhammer figures from Joy Toys

[sleek harness]

It was very much fair early

Now the moderation is bad

[azure cobalt]

But their soo expensive

[ancient violet]

what's next they ban me cus I'm gay? smh my head 😔

[uneven ermine]

I see arbites called Floyd and Ice Agents but I can’t give my zealot the Last name O’Malloran

[sleek harness]

Okay you completely missed the point of the joke

[uneven ermine]

only Malloran
The O’ is too much for this world

[ancient violet]

who?

[sleek harness]

Try O'Saa

[uneven ermine]

What do you mean who I just mean players in general

I’ve seen lots of Arbites with dumb 4chan humor names

[sleek harness]

He meant the person you want to write the name

And can't

[languid hazel]

When was Arbites announced versus when it released?

[uneven ermine]

During skulls

[vocal hawk]

HARK YE AND PRAISE, KINDRED!

[elder merlin]

@uneven ermine, how do you feel about being added to forknife?

[sleek harness]

About like, a month

[languid hazel]

That doesn’t help 😭

[uneven ermine]

Glad I don’t play the game anymore or else I’d be dropping cash

[languid hazel]

Ah oki. So basically we can expect a release in December for the new class most likely

[sleek harness]

Maybe

[uneven ermine]

That’s the best I got
My shit answers come with a complimentery biscuit

[ancient violet]

who is Malloran?

[uneven ermine]

Huh?

[uneven ermine]

My zealot

[ancient violet]

oh i thought it was based on someone

I think that is just because you are using an illegal character

[elder merlin]

The next update is the 2nd

[blissful kiln]

joy toy, huh?

[uneven ermine]

I just thought it sounded fun since I made my zealot Celtic

Siobhán-O’Malloran
But they censor it to Malloran

[azure cobalt]

They make the small Warhammer 40k Figures, they have soo many from Horus to many other well known fighters

But like I said very expensive

[tidal gyro]

i like ogryn but i do not understanding what to do when enemy is far

[vague elm]

You have got to be kidding me.

[low hemlock]

Thriw R O C

🪨

Alwayz works 4 me Pal

[tidal gyro]

what this?

[low hemlock]

u know Pal, like a grey stone

[ocean widget]

joy toys?

[low hemlock]

[low hemlock]

not THAT kind of joy toy

[ocean widget]

ogryns get the ability to throw rocks

as well as non-empty boxes

and big grenades

rocks oneshot mutants, dogs, trappers and snipers

so just bonk em in the face with em

[thick fog]

and best part stagger bosses

if hit on weakspots

[vague elm]

There is just something about throwing a rock so hard that something dies that tickle me

[elder merlin]

Rock or grenade

Or you just rush 'em and start smackin

[blissful kiln]

no, please tell me, who are they going to be assassinating with a squad that never operates silently, fights hordes of enemies, and potentially has an ogryn

[ocean widget]

a blind, deaf disabled man

[vague elm]

LITERALLY ANY OF THE ENEMIES THAT SPAWN IN THIS GAME WHERE YOUR GOAL IS TO KILL ENEMIES

Smh

[ocean widget]

you do know what an asssassination is right?

[blissful kiln]

so why would an assassin do this

[vague elm]

why the fuck are rejects not sitting in cells? STORY AND CIRCUMSTANCE

[blissful kiln]

they are not shock troops, they are assassins, they have specific targets that they assassinate

[vague elm]

They have skills

Skills that KILL things

[blissful kiln]

their skills don't include prolonged combat with hordes of enemies in an open field

[ocean widget]

skills that kill single targets before the escape

[vague elm]

You cannot honestly tell me that adapting those skill to this game would be difficult

[ocean widget]

not skills that should be used on the battlefield

[vague elm]

Bruh you have psykers using firearmss in this game fuck off with that shit

[tacit geode]

Psykers been using guns for years that's why I'm confused

[minor narwhal]

trolled

[ocean widget]

oh yes, because a psyker using a gun is less reasonable than an assassin as a shock troop

[elder merlin]

My psyker needs a bolter

[blissful kiln]

it's not going to be an assassin, that's just pure copium

[minor narwhal]

i'd use a staff more if i actually liked any that much

[vague elm]

ITS ALL UNREASONABLE. ITS ALL FICTION. IT CAN BE ANYTHING

Incompetence

[blissful kiln]

classic "we have dragons and magic, so everything is valid"

xdd

[minor narwhal]

nope gw shows up at your house if anything they dont like is made

[blissful kiln]

Custodes next class

[ocean widget]

im going to assume your only experience with what asssassins do is the GTA 5 assassination missions

[vague elm]

Yes. That is how fiction works lmao

[ocean widget]

oh hey you were right gachi, hes incompetent

[minor narwhal]

i mean we have 2 stealth abilities and thats already too much they're too similar

[tacit geode]

If all missions were assassination missions I feel you'd have a point it just stops making sense after that

We're playing as special forces pretty much not assassins

[cold fox]

Hello chat, it's me.

[azure cobalt]

Its a figure company they make action figures of warhammer 40k and cyberpunk

[ocean widget]

how the fuck someone tries to argue about what assassins do after their only experience is a couple GTA missions is beyond me

[vague elm]

Bro has to straight up invent a situation to discredit me

[sleek harness]

Who you

[vague elm]

Wild

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

#zealot-class message

[minor narwhal]

why is gta being mentioned

[vague elm]

Lmfao yes you would assume that was a response to you

[elder merlin]

Im willing into existence a beastman class

[azure cobalt]

They are selling Primarch Roboute Guilliman figure...Holy christ for that much money...No thank you

[vague elm]

Like I said. Inventing

[blissful kiln]

beastwoman

[ocean widget]

you answered yes to a yes no question
so yes it was a response to me

[sleek harness]

Blue assassins do missions below the water to assassinate ocean lifeforms

[ocean widget]

because nurgs bitching about assassins being shock troops

[elder merlin]

Shit, thats too much work, i'd just say "fuck you" and move on

[minor narwhal]

i mean they do shock

[cold fox]

Malzeno

[sleek harness]

Paul

[ocean widget]

not kill several hordes

they kill single targets and escape

[vague elm]

@ocean widget responding to this. Get over yourself.

[ocean widget]

not piss about in a battlefield stabbing shit to death

[minor narwhal]

thats innefficient have they tried killing more

[azure cobalt]

$167.99 dollars for him..I will pass

[ocean widget]

try using the reply button next time

[vague elm]

You know what happens when you assume

[ocean widget]

aint no assumptions
just you refusing to use a basic discord feature

i'd be surprised if you could tell a horses backside apart from its front

[vague elm]

Or is it you refusing to use basic logic and reasoning

[ocean widget]

sure lad, sure

[elder merlin]

Raki

[vague elm]

Lad, the child says.

[sleek harness]

Did you do Major Order

[elder merlin]

First time here?

[minor narwhal]

anyone wanna watch family guy funny moments

[tacit geode]

This is all so stupid

[ocean widget]

"oh dont make assumptions"
makes assumptions
you cant make this shit up

[elder merlin]

I killed one Hive Lord with a team

[sleek harness]

Child, the dust says

[elder merlin]

Did it get completed?

[sleek harness]

Do more with me and @languid hazel

[vague elm]

I thought I was in gen chat, not ogryn chat.

[sleek harness]

Yeah

In just 18 hours

[elder merlin]

Every chat is ogryn chat if you're dumb enough

[sleek harness]

The Minor Order I mean

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

clearly he is given hes a hypocrite

[sleek harness]

We are still half of the Major

[elder merlin]

Not at home

[vague elm]

Putting quotes around words I never said.
Empty arguments that only a child would make.

[sleek harness]

Later

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[sleek harness]

Will you two childish freaks shut up for a second?

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

im just enjoying pissing this nutter off tbf

[vague elm]

[sleek harness]

You two are ragebaiting each other

It will become a infinite cycle

Of stupidity

[blissful kiln]

If the new class is assassin, I will eat unsalted rice

[vague elm]

Against has to assume that I'm getting g ousted off to pretend to hold any moral ground.
He's not stupid, he's just trolling, right?

[ocean widget]

nah dudes defo incompetent

[ocean widget]

oh and hes just had a stroke

[sleek harness]

It will most likely be Adeptus Mechanicus soldier

[blissful kiln]

might be taking this too far at this point lmao

[flint mauve]

someone give me context im too lazy to read any of this

[vague elm]

Bro is working his way through the 12 year old's " I can't defend my point so ill attack the other person" playbook

[flint mauve]

then I will make my judgement and execute the one who's wrong

[ocean widget]

winton overwatch ult.png

[ocean widget]

nurg thinks theres going to be an assassin class despite what assassins actually do

[blissful kiln]

SoB copium

[flint mauve]

its gonna be me im the new class

[blissful kiln]

character model update copium

[tidal gyro]

i find out it is using best thing

i think ogryn is most favourite now

[vague elm]

Now watch them Implode after I stop giving them my time and attention

[tidal gyro]

i love the rock thing

it is most amazing

[ocean widget]

noice

get the talent that recharges it after you miss/hit a weakspot

[tidal gyro]

yes i have

it amazing ever

[ocean widget]

[tidal gyro]

i shoot many enemy in the head

[sleek harness]

It's even more copium believing that it will be a zealot but more stealthy

[ocean widget]

expecting any assassin-esque class to be true is nuts

[tight summit]

Idk wtf is going on but my teammates keep dying constantly in damnation and it’s getting a bit ridiculous tbh

[blissful kiln]

they should give every career a stealth ability

[ocean widget]

the heresy players moved to damnation

[sleek harness]

Stealth Ogryn

[tidal gyro]

twin linked heavy stubber is good?

[vague elm]

Stealth ogryn just has a box on their head

[sleek harness]

Poor

[ocean widget]

yeah its pretty decent

[tight summit]

Killing isn’t difficult

[tidal gyro]

is accurate?

[blissful kiln]

stingy

[ocean widget]

if you use a gunlugger build its much better

[sleek harness]

I don't sting dumbass

[minor narwhal]

wait where did all the ragebait go

[ocean widget]

its alright
long range attacks like snipers you're better off just using the rock

[vague elm]

He bout to take it

[tidal gyro]

thank you i think i will not buy it i will use rock and the normal gun

[ocean widget]

nurg imploded after this
#general-chat message

[austere prism]

they really need to fix that suddenly spawning daemonhost on Excise Vault Spireside-13

[tidal gyro]

using

[ocean widget]

noice

[vague elm]

See

Bait taken

[tight summit]

Ain’t no way I just got the twins mission

[ocean widget]

get the rumbler BTW, decent thing for taking out hordes and monstrosities

[ocean widget]

quickplay?

[sleek harness]

Grey

[ocean widget]

get out

[minor narwhal]

i only play garfield kart

[sleek harness]

Yeah

We don't play... Uh...

[ocean widget]

your pfp and server tag tells me everything i need to know about what you do on vrchat

[sleek harness]

I don't know any VRchat name jokes

[ocean widget]

i mean vrchat is just the virtual reality version of roblox TBF

[last scarab]

What should I name my arbitrator?

[sleek harness]

Midchat yes

[ocean widget]

dont need to make jokes when you can just call em a nonce

[sleek harness]

We don't play Midchat

[sleek harness]

That one guy from Fallout New Vegas

[vague elm]

I was once addicted to peggle

[ocean widget]

fat fuck boone?

[vague elm]

Oops I mean pegging

[ocean widget]

go away

[sleek harness]

No

[ocean widget]

awful

[last scarab]

There’s a lot of guys in new Vegas

[sleek harness]

Caesar

[last scarab]

Ah

[sleek harness]

Name him that

[ocean widget]

why the fuck would caesar be an arbitrator

[sleek harness]

Why wouldn't he be one?

[vague elm]

Ceaser would try to take the place of the God emeperor

[sleek harness]

What is that

[little marten]

Assassin class makes perfect sense

3 schools 3 trees

[ocean widget]

you could pick cesar milan

[sleek harness]

What

[ocean widget]

a scam

[little marten]

Assassin schools or temples

I think there’s 4 tho

[sleek harness]

Very explanatory

Explanatory?

[last scarab]

I was thinking about Lanius

[vague elm]

6

[pseudo timber]

Buy things cheap and upscale the pricing.

Rotten work

[blissful kiln]

wouldn't work, assassin variants are completely different on a biological level

that's not something you just switch or retrain

[sleek harness]

Scam

[ocean widget]

aquila should give us the right to vote to execute grey names

[vague elm]

Bro just cannot comprehend someone doing something different in different circumstances

[ocean widget]

im guessing you're here to advertise your dropshipping business

[last scarab]

Uh oh

[ripe tangle]

Wait, you need permisssion to execute people?!

[ocean widget]

yes lucia

[sleek harness]

Sister

[ripe tangle]

Oh… I’ve been shooting people already though.

[blissful kiln]

not if they're heretic greys

[ocean widget]

nah you're chill
we wont execute you yet

[sleek harness]

Yet

[last scarab]

Oh

[ocean widget]

:)

@misty trench

dont know if advertising a scam is bannable but yknow

safe to ask

[vague elm]

I stand by my heresy that an assassin could be adapted to this game easily, whether it sets off peoples cognitive dissonance or not

[sleek harness]

So you join the server to tell us about this "opportunity"

[ocean widget]

actually hanks online

@obtuse oak stop being dead, we have a question

[sleek harness]

Are you okay? Is it really you or is it someone who hacked this account?

[blissful kiln]

I have a shipment of deez nuts ready to be sent

[ocean widget]

they brought up vrchat so i dont feel like they've been hacked

[blazing ibex]

An assassin on the Morningstar would just kill everyone on sight.

[ocean widget]

ah yes

make friends = advertise scam

[vague elm]

That's some pyramid scheme 101 right there

[blazing ibex]

Not even the Shipmistress is safe from the wrath of those psychos

[sleek harness]

Assassins get their own hub

[blissful kiln]

somebody snitch to the oppressors already

[ocean widget]

nah RT ships have their own assassins

[ocean widget]

i've pinged two of them

[blazing ibex]

I suppose if they were specifically meant for that Shipmistress but I sense Fatshark ain't going that route here.

[blissful kiln]

my RT doesn't have the cool temple assassins

[sleek harness]

Ping Nategore he is online

[ocean widget]

i doubt FS is going to go the route of killing brahms

[vague elm]

It should

[ocean widget]

nates idle
hanks not

[blissful kiln]

i wish

[sleek harness]

He was online just now

[ripe tangle]

joins server today

“I have an opprotunity for you that makes you $6k”

Totally not a scam

[sleek harness]

Bloody liar

[ocean widget]

oof

[vague elm]

I'm sure you know by now that I do too

[blazing ibex]

Well yeah. But I also don't think the warband has the means of recruiting assassins. Unless maybe Grendyl himself pulled some strings to get assassins on board.

[little marten]

What if they are blind

[sleek harness]

I feel sad now, because its an actual person trying to spread a scam

[ocean widget]

or maybe we just wont get assassins at all
because assassins are useless on the battlefield

[hard crane]

then they daredevil it

[blissful kiln]

also yeah, you have to keep in mind, it's not just one assassin, it would have to be a big squad

getting even one would be hard and require a good reason for it

[sleek harness]

Arbites day one all over again...

[ocean widget]

not to mention wolfer knows we're already coming, so he'd also notice a squad of assassins coming

[delicate vapor]

zszzz

[ocean widget]

hes got a good fucking communications system

[little marten]

He’s not blind he runs really fast

[languid hazel]

Sup gaymers :3

[tidal gyro]

can rock have one refresh?

or is cool down

[delicate vapor]

rlcok

[ocean widget]

rocks are on cooldown

dont need to pick up grenade boxes for them

[hard crane]

rocks upgrade node gives it a instant recharge if you hit a weakpoint or you miss

every 5 seconds

so its pretty nice if you throw rocks often

[ocean widget]

yeah they've already got that

told em about it earlier

[languid hazel]

The rock throwing build

[wicked sentinel]

The ultimate weapon of 40k

We went back into the stone age

[sleek harness]

4 ogryns in havoc only using rocks

[little marten]

Or 🐔 a

[blissful kiln]

slap only H40 is real

[tidal gyro]

i meaning the refresh thing

[tidal gyro]

THANK YOU

[blazing ibex]

Unironically, I'd like to see more ogryns running rock

[little marten]

I ate Daal for the first time today and wow

[vague elm]

He knows the rest of the classes are coming. They still walk through the map killing shit.

[little marten]

Might become an Indian

[sleek harness]

You know this can actually work, right?

[tidal gyro]

i confused why it sometime is not work

[blissful kiln]

i do

i've seen it

maybe not in current h40

[blazing ibex]

Last time I had an ogryn with rock on my team in a havoc, it was so comfy because he would not allow a specialist get near us

[sleek harness]

Are you high?

[little marten]

No why?

[vague elm]

Shame

[little marten]

Not for a couple months now

[sleek harness]

Never get high then

You will become 10 times worse

[little marten]

How so

[fair bridge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vague elm]

Lmao I just remembered that you are you, and not your pfp

[fair bridge]

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fair bridge]

aw man that skaven guy makes me laugh

oh man

golly

[little marten]

We could kick back smoke some doobies and watch action bronson ancient aliens

[tidal gyro]

ogryn so much best

[vague elm]

I read the "not for a few months" in the context of a grown man speaking it. And then suddenly had questions

[little marten]

I am

[fair bridge]

the only drug you should be doing is the Warhammer: 40,000™ drug of buying Games Workshop approved miniatures

praise the emperor!!!!!!

[obtuse oak]

yes?

[languid hazel]

Chat I am

[sleek harness]

You are

[little marten]

Yo Hank

[languid hazel]

Humgy :3

[little marten]

Rare the new class out of 10?

[delicate vapor]

are you on a hill

[little marten]

Rate*

[obtuse oak]

I am not giving you guys anything about the new class. stop trying

[languid hazel]

Helloooooo

[vague elm]

Wait what.
Who does the account belong to, the grown man or the teenager

[little marten]

Me or the Euna guy

[little marten]

Could you describe it with a smell?

[hard crane]

they could say literally any descriptor about stink and not be wrong

[vague elm]

Like 2 days ago someone on this account said they were a teenaged girl and the guy in the pic was their dad.
Am I just losing my mind?

[hard crane]

since who we're fighting

[minor narwhal]

what if i gave you like some cool mold i found in a corner

[little marten]

FART

[hard crane]

what if you give us something that ISNT the new class

[minor narwhal]

goku from fortnite

[hard crane]

[sleek harness]

Lenna I believe we should do Helldivers 2 Major Order tomorrow with @elder merlin and @ripe tangle

[little marten]

Hahhhah

[tidal gyro]

why ripper gun is 3 dodge and cleaver is 2

is cleaver is more heavy

[little marten]

I am typing like a child for some reason but nah that was just a joke

[vague elm]

Haha fair

[sleek harness]

What are you talking about

[little marten]

I am sadly a 30 year old man

[tidal gyro]

i will show

[sleek harness]

Never remember cleaver being only 2 dodges

[blissful kiln]

wdym sadly

[pseudo timber]

The other day I was playing and some nasally like 12-year-old kept complaining about how the double barrel is so bad and he kept saying how he did tours and Iraq and shotguns don't hit like that

[little marten]

Forgive the deception

[pseudo timber]

Funniest stuff ever

[little marten]

I’d rather be a 17 year old girl than a 30 year old man tbh

[little marten]

So much wanderlust

[vague elm]

Well what I said then I stand by. You look like a cool mf

[little marten]

Thanks brother and assuming you share any similarities with yours, you do too 🙏

[vague elm]

Fuck I wish

[hard crane]

hey you never know, they could've been a child soldier for the other side

[ocean widget]

scroll up to my aquila ping

[little marten]

Gunslinger skeletons might be #1 skeleton archetype

[pseudo timber]

If that's the opposition how do we ever loose

[ocean widget]

dude was tryna scam people earlier

[tall grove]

Sounds like hell on earth

[languid hazel]

Blorf

[pseudo timber]

It was arguably the worst dark tide match I've experienced

10/10

[vague elm]

Any skeleton is #1 skeleton if it can disassemble and reassemble at will while making clanky bones sounds

[tall grove]

I’d rather have teammates that refuse to help me up than listen to that

[pseudo timber]

HIS BUILD WAS SOOO BAD I WAS SURPRISED HE STOOD UP 💔

It was like listening to Fred

The whole time

[tall grove]

Another day, another symptom of a voracious brain parasite

[tall grove]

What build was it, and what class was he?

[vast ocean]

At least the arby got a anything new? EVEN IF IT'S NERF SAY SOMETHING.

[vague elm]

Fucking Fred. Leave that mf buried in the past

[pseudo timber]

He was playing vet with the ugliest drip and ex stance talking about double barrel so bad

[ocean widget]

found it @obtuse oak #general-chat message

[pseudo timber]

No grenades on crushers 💔

[tall grove]

Double barrel on exe stance is fucking wild

[pseudo timber]

Just tanking shi

[sleek harness]

Will ogryn get a fisherman backpack?

[tall grove]

🥀

[sleek harness]

One of the mods said so long ago

[pseudo timber]

He's buried in dark tide apparently

[tall grove]

Who is Fred?

[pseudo timber]

Somewhere on the mourningstar

[vague elm]

Just say if it's not an assassin so @ocean widget can be vindicated

[tall grove]

There’s so much controversy I’m not privy to

[pseudo timber]

Mr figglehorn

[tall grove]

That means nothing to me

[little marten]

Look at Hank, drops one message then turns from the hands of the commoners reaching up for him

[pseudo timber]

High pitch twink who was on OG YouTube

[hard crane]

he only looks at us if he's massacring one of us

[sleek harness]

BUT FISHERMAN BACKPACK

[little marten]

💀

[vague elm]

There are small children chanting outside my window

[worn quail]

can we have relic blade skin

[vague elm]

Wyf do I do I am terrified

[tall grove]

Hm, does the con of being high pitched cancel out the pro of being a twink

[worn quail]

[little marten]

Can fish swim with backpacks on?

[hard crane]

do the ogryn gameplay gif and throw a brick at them

[pseudo timber]

No

[sleek harness]

How would a fish use a backpack?

Think of that

[tall grove]

Are there still no non-commissary RB skins?

[little marten]

On its back..

[worn quail]

There are

[sleek harness]

Where is it it's back

[worn quail]

I just want a commodores one

Preferrably edgy and black

Like battle forged

[little marten]

Opposite its front..

[worn quail]

I'd cry of happiness

[sleek harness]

His tail

[vague elm]

Not every fish as dorsal fins

[tall grove]

I love edgy black stuff

Black combat armour my beloved

[little marten]

You win

[sleek harness]

There's no way you think a fish would use a backpack on it's tail

[echo turret]

why the fuck does my darktide consume 19gigs of ram?

[tall grove]

[echo turret]

is there like an actual reason? i reinstalled windows and i cant remember it being that bad before

[whole glade]

GUH

i love eating left ova candy

[worn quail]

🤝

[whole glade]

im not edgy, im soft

[jaunty path]

We enjoy our unoptimized games here.

[whole glade]

like a marshmellow

[little marten]

Your ram is the tithe.

[whole glade]

ram?

like the trucks?

[brazen pelican]

The Darktithe.

[tall grove]

Black and red with a gold trim

Peak

[wheat sphinx]

Stomedy gold

[vague elm]

Someone said the thing

[whole glade]

Gup

[little marten]

Heyyy 🙏

[brazen pelican]

Henlo! :3

[whole glade]

HELLRAISER!!!

[hot fjord]

How did I just get a level 15 in an auric

Did their friend bring them?

[brazen pelican]

They're just that good.

[hot fjord]

They were not

[ocean widget]

yeah

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. :3

[jaunty path]

Might have been carried by a friend

[tall grove]

I’m pretty sure that, even if you did the minimum possible amount of missions to get into auric, you’d still be well above level 15

[brazen pelican]

Defintiely. :3

[little marten]

How many monsters has our favourite monster consumed on such a spooky holiday?

(I still don’t approve of monster energy drink)

[brazen pelican]

An enxtremely unhealthy amount.

[little marten]

I won’t ask how many if you don’t ask how many sweets I’ve consumed (about 1500g now)

[brazen pelican]

Deal!

[tidal gyro]

i love the ogryn

i wish i played for the start

[brazen pelican]

Ogryn loves you.

[tidal gyro]

thank you as well as

[ocean widget]

of sugar?

[astral basin]

Aa

[little marten]

Nah they’re like maoms and shit

So like jellified pig

[brazen pelican]

Bacon jam?

[little marten]

Much much much worse also I only learned bacon jam was a thing like last Tuesday

Is it good?

[brazen pelican]

Never tried it. :3

[vague elm]

Bacon Jam is 10/10

[little marten]

Do you have it on toast?

[vague elm]

You have it on everything

[little marten]

👉👈

Everything?

[vague elm]

[little marten]

🫣

[vague elm]

EVERYTHING

[little marten]

I had it in like a sausage roll but I couldn’t taste it

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, tried using it as cooling paste.

[vague elm]

Not enough. Should be bacony and just a touch sweet like caramelized onions

[little marten]

Sounds nice might keep my eyes peeled

I paid £9 for poached eggs today and they were not runny in the middle

[brazen pelican]

I have a spare potato peeler you can use.

[little marten]

Eat the rich.

[vague elm]

Amateurs

[little marten]

Y shape?

[brazen pelican]

Actually have both.

[vague elm]

It's a literal science. We have it down to the second how to poach an egg perfectly, there's no excuse for a professional cook not to be able to do it

[astral basin]

Squirrel with a gun

[little marten]

I like the other one I dunno what it’s called tho

[vague elm]

(Am a professional cook)

[little marten]

Based af

Top 3 sauces

[brazen pelican]

"Not Y-shape".

[vague elm]

Chipotle mayo, hollandaise, Gochujang

[astral basin]

Need to finish doom da

[little marten]

🫃

[little marten]

Hollandaise is a wild one in the middle there

[vague elm]

Stabilized butter

How can you go wrong

[little marten]

That’s true I tried to make the uh butter sauce thing I can’t remember its name and it was as expected

Butter

[brazen pelican]

Hollandaise is great. You can alter it into other great sauces like bearnaise and café de paris.

[little marten]

Did you ever make the parsley sauce?!?!?

[whole glade]

i love when my team runs forward while 15 snipers are aiming at them and get killed instantly

[brazen pelican]

Fuck, I completely forgot about that.

[little marten]

Ok bye

[brazen pelican]

Skill issue, just shoot them back.

[ocean widget]

ok so 1.5kg of sweets

[vague elm]

I had this happen to me but I jumped off a ponr to crush a skull and they were all hiding under the ledge beneath me

[ocean widget]

not bad cus a tin of quality street is like 2kg

[whole glade]

i kept pinging them i cant shoot long distant with my pysker.

[little marten]

Oh crazy

I guess chocolate is more dense than maoms

[ocean widget]

you dont say

[little marten]

I could rifle through the bin to check the sugar content but if I do that the terrorists win

[vague elm]

If I don't have a shield on I immediately turn and run away if I see sniper lines

[little marten]

Let me self teach myself science 🙁

[ocean widget]

this is how the first meth lab was built nurgle, so no

[brazen pelican]

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

[little marten]

I reckon I could reanimate a corpse

[vague elm]

That's how you get Beasts of Nurgle.

Do you want more sad puppies running around?

[little marten]

Stanley knife, roll or duct tape, two kebab skewers and a pack of double A batteries

[little marten]

No puppy deserves to be sad.

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a party, ngl.

[vague elm]

I give them all hugs whether my squad likes it or not

[little marten]

Sometimes I forget the whole biomass thing 💀

[languid hazel]

Chat :3

[brazen pelican]

Biomass!? WHERE?!

[brazen pelican]

They usually give me hugs. By swallowing me. :3

[little marten]

Heyyy 💅

[vague elm]

Yeah that's how it usually ends for me as well. But I don't blame them. Poop puppies don't know any better.

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

[jaunty path]

homosexual arachnid

[brazen pelican]

Where?

[astral basin]

There

[vague elm]

Taking Smyker back.
From now people who use smite responsibly shall get the cool ass name, and the others shall be known as "psykers who are bad at smite"

[brazen pelican]

I can't see it. :<

[ocean widget]

you dont know what smyker means

[ocean widget]

missus means angel dust

[brazen pelican]

Who?

[astral basin]

you sonuvabitch you sent it

[vague elm]

It means someone who only uses smite to the detriment of the games pace

[ocean widget]

vivziepops sexually abused joke

[vague elm]

That's why I'm taking it back

[ocean widget]

oh you're shit at using smite
sick

[vague elm]

It sounds too cool to be used on people who are bad at the game

[vague elm]

You're an idiot

[brazen pelican]

From now on I shall only use it this way.

[vague elm]

NO THE OTHER WAY

Lmao

[ocean widget]

you're applying the term that means shit at using smite to yourself
pretty sure you're the idiot

[brazen pelican]

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[ocean widget]

somehow, palpatine returned

[brazen pelican]

10/10.

[misty trench]

it is

[vague elm]

Bro is so intent on being an op he just completely ditches reading Comp.

[ocean widget]

sick
go ban the grey name

[next iris]

Galaxy needed a strong hand.

[misty trench]

already did lmao

[ocean widget]

wheyyyy

[astral basin]

Oml

[next iris]

To prepare it for the YZV.

[brazen pelican]

See this is why you're my favorite mod. ♥

[next iris]

#palpatinewasright

[thick fog]

i am here to advertise that rannick wants you to be sent to atoma and fucking die

dont ban me

[astral basin]

He smited a cultist last week

[vague elm]

I wa simply saying I think people (regardless of myself) who use the ability responsibly should get the cool sounding name
And people who use it so poorly it ruins the game(regardless of myself) should get the long dumb sounding one.

It's not theoretical physics.

[ocean widget]

you should censored by the emperor now

[jaunty path]

Hello my Sigmas I am selling one Rizzlet 100% Ohio Free for just 99 Gyatts

[brazen pelican]

I would like to advertise Slaanesh. Don't forget that Slaaneshmas is coming up!

[astral basin]

Missus. Shower. Now. You stink.

[jaunty path]

no

[little marten]

Buy my self help course

[ocean widget]

missus is why fatshark needs to give us an alcohol budget

they can at least do something good with that fomo shop money

[brazen pelican]

Can recommend. Very helpful!

[astral basin]

I should probably load up remnant 2. See what i have

[tall grove]

Only 99 Gyats? In this economy? What’s the catch?

[astral basin]

Ok wtf was

[tall grove]

They do, fanatic zealot just took it all

[ocean widget]

you have remnant 2

[little marten]

How big are these Gyats?

[astral basin]

@vague elm wtf is your name 😭

[little marten]

I won’t settle for less than Pixar mum

[brazen pelican]

About tree fiddy.

[tall grove]

Like about this big

[little marten]

Grrr

[ocean widget]

hes nurging all over the place

[brazen pelican]

He's the Nurger King.

[astral basin]

Played while i was couch surfing
I put it back down after first play through, right when people started tutorialing how to get archon

[ocean widget]

the food one or the plane one

[brazen pelican]

Both.

[ocean widget]

oh
mentally insane

awful

[vague elm]

A promise

[little marten]

Don’t put him on a plane in Jamaica

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/burgerkingguy-gif-21201954

[astral basin]

Clem

[brazen pelican]

Airdropping burgers.

[brazen pelican]

CLEM!

[little marten]

Fandango?

[ocean widget]

sick
i will keep you in mind whenever i need free slave labour someone to get co-op specific shit

[vague elm]

GRAKATA

[little marten]

I love bionicle

[astral basin]

See this was the discord i was talking about being in

But no

Theres 2 discords

[ocean widget]

anywho if u wanna play anytime soon hmu servo

paul and zero have it too

[jaunty path]

How freaky are slaanesh worshippers anyway

[little marten]

What game ?

[ocean widget]

depends on what they indulge in

[astral laurel]

People are BAD at the train mission

[ocean widget]

remnant 2

[brazen pelican]

It between 25 and 100 on a scale from 1 to 10.

[little marten]

Can u play more than 2?

[astral basin]

I think o might load it up rn. Gotta drag myself out of bed

[tall grove]

Train mission is just ass

[astral laurel]

Oh I don't disagree

[tall grove]

Cool in concept

[astral laurel]

But it's not hard

[tall grove]

Awful in execution

[astral basin]

Theres remnant, and from the ashes
So ye more than 2

[ocean widget]

not until the third one comes out

[astral laurel]

Just gotta keep moving and don't leave your teammates for dead.

[jaunty path]

train mission is just a hallway

[vague elm]

There's also chronos before the ashes

[astral basin]

Chronos right

[tall grove]

So cooperate? I’m pretty sure we’ve went over this

You can’t expect coop game players to cooperate

[ocean widget]

oh yeah thats the prequal

[astral basin]

Which ones the in between rpg that has you mucking up the labyrinth

[vague elm]

Not when the tutorial doesnt outright say "cooperate or you will die"

[astral basin]

Chronos id imagine

[vague elm]

Too many game tutorials tell you how to control your character, but not how to play the game.

[brazen pelican]

I haven't died irl yet, so obviously it lied.

[tall grove]

Doesn’t matter, tutorial says plenty of things that ninety nine percent of players don’t do anyway

[ocean widget]

yeah

[astral basin]

Like dodge

[ocean widget]

chronos is the laby fucker

who i believe becomes RFTAs final boss

RFTADLC final boss is obvious who he is

[vague elm]

The dreamer

The mad sleeper

[astral basin]

I thought it was the dragon at the end of r2

[vague elm]

The starspawn

oh ye I'm thinking the 1st

[tall grove]

Dodge? Push bursters? What kinda playerbase do you think this is?

[ocean widget]

are you thinking of singe?

[brazen pelican]

Like the car manufacturer?

[vague elm]

I get singe 1st all the time

[ocean widget]

annihilation isnt a dragon

[astral basin]

Need to look up

[ocean widget]

also pretty sure chronos MC and RFTA MC are from the same tribe

[ocean widget]

RFTA boss is dreamer
RFTADLC is clawbone
R2 is annihilation

confirmed final boss because no root earth DLC

[astral basin]

Annihilation is a wooden root effigy made to be in the shape of a dragon

[ocean widget]

i guess it sorta looks like a dragon
not much though given its clearly got a person

[astral basin]

Right. Which is why i thought it was supposed to be which ever dude got sucked up by the root

[ocean widget]

nah nah thats the DLC for RFTA

haarsgaard becomes clawbone

[astral basin]

Ah

[ocean widget]

you also get to talk to clawbone

granted its not much

and in R2