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Yes lol I once went through 300k
thank you i only upgrade my knife
The only thing you'll generally ever buy from melk are the mystery curios fwiw
you should see how much you spend by rolling for the perfect plasmagun
I honestly got thru my early days with a weapon with shit stats before I realized they were all different
i want bolt gun is many more strong than is my bolt gun
i meaning bolt pistol
Plasma gun you got to have 75s in all?
80 in all except charge and thermal resistance
Oh
fuck no 
Yeah but unless its rolled well (60 mobi) you'll buy another down the line anyway
I think 68 since nothing changes on odd numbers
probably
I thought it was 69/71?
Lol
mobility is best?
Charge/Thermal
the next dlc comes out in april to june 2026 and its about trazyn so the classes wont be the same
No, mobi is the worst normally, you commonly want 60 mobi 80 everything else
maybe, i just stopped at some point because it's like
a 0.05 seconds difference in shooting speed between 60 and 69 charge rate
I stopped cause plasma ain't that fun tbh
I ain't gambling on a gun I dont even like to use
Mobility isn't worth maximizing unless something else is even more worthless
(collateral)
It is funny to max on knives tho tbh
you should roll a mk5 duelling sword with 80 defense and mobility
Would, can't stand DS tho
New Darktide class is a chef 
Lol
Mmm, what's for dinner
Cooking drugs?
Cooking Heretics
Weed brownies
as long as they have a pan

i'm not quite sure it's an actual knife used by butchers
Lol
wat should i stream?
Now you must or be fated to your doom
anyone wanna join in on this?
Even better a spork
Hungry
Why haven't they made dual wield
Taht'd be sick af
Or better yet a fork in a electrical outlet
and we are live
I fear Iβve been tainted by chaos. I have gained the knowledge of far I have to pull my controller stick to get a headshot.
Definitely would be a zealot thing or arbite
commissar class be like
Or even ogryn
was thinking more like sob but okay
I can see an ogryn with two giant knives
Or a crazed zealot with two swords
Arbite with two pistols
Same with vet
ogryn holding two rocks
I guess it would like remove the element of weapon switching
This rock for bashing. This rock for throwing
I think it would be more feasible if it was both range or both melee
Akimbo style
Krourk Auxillia art depict an Ogryn with a Club and a Knife.
So there are precedent to them having dual wielding
I mean we got brauto pistols or whatever its called, I see it happening
thank you
Watch this new class be the dual wielder be funny
Np
Then it actually happens
Like you guys ask for this too much here you go
Hmm, I guess if they were celebrating 10 years I'd prolly give people what they wanted lmao
The reason I liked the elf on vermontide was the shadow and the shield maiden
Was fun getting dual daggers
I think they moved the announcement up for the 10th anniversary but maybe it'll drop in December
Okay, so it's mostly that holy item then
curious, wouldn't something like that be fare too valuable for a reject?
Channeling teh emperors power like that
It's mostly gameplay, not sure if lorewise it is able to do the same kind of stuff
Like how Vet shout being able to basically do the same
I was so confused on what faith is. still kinda. But I guess if you pray to the emperor, he can send some kinda juice your way?
Wouldnt that work for every human who worships him tho
is it actually some new form of energy? I think someone said its psychic/warp energy with a filter or changed somehow
Faith is basically Sorcery (or Sorcery is Divine Psykering)
You use the same power as Psyker (or Magister in fantasy), but channel it through a Chaos god, or one of their servant
Or Emperor or some Saint
Not sure. I figure some monk praying on a shrine world probably wouldn't need the emperor to whisper a blast of holy energy to his location
The way they access it need some Warp "being" to help
Ahhh, so its like asking for a drink, the emperor takes that energy that psykers use, puts it through one of those flavor straws and you spit it out?
You need to be extra faithful, have attracted the interest of a Warp being...
It isn't as easy as just offering a prayer to jesus and all that
Ahh wait, so faith powers don't just come from the emperor
god, this is like trying ot learn the magic in vt2 all over
Emperor, one of the Saint, any other belief, a Daemon, a Chaos God...
Anything that come from the Warp
40k Magic is based on the Battle Fantasy one
I think im getting caught up on the holy part
since the zealots type of magic heals and repels, while chaos is gross
but i guess its like taking mana and turning it into fire or ice magic?
All Magic come from the Realm of Souls/Immaterium.
Magister/Psyker access that magic in a "raw" form.
Then there are techniques that let you use more varied stuff, Lores in fantasy, Disciplines in 40k
Warrior Priest/Sister of Battle access magical abilities through their Gods or their servants.
Sorcerer do the same but through their Chaos Gods or their servants.
Ahhh, see i thought it was the emprah handing out all the holy power
The Warp isn't unclean by essence, Chaos is a parasite that has invaded the Realm of Souls/Immaterium-Warp
Oh, so warp energy isn't naturally corrupting then
Okay
They're just like a massive oil spill infecting swathes of it
Yes
Okay
Chaos invade different realms to play around
So then there's some warp entities in there actually helping humans in the 40k verse, like they do in the fantasy one
I think in the fantasy one, there's a bunch of warp or chaos gods that help the god version of Sigmar fight the big 3/4 chaos gods
Unless in there it's all chaos gods
really need to start reading books on this.
Yes.
Star Child (Possibly a shard of the Emperor); Saints of the Imperial Cult...
Other such cases are rarer in 40k cause most religions have died out before or during the Great Crusade
Imagine some warp god just chilling on a perfect world waiting for more organics to find em and worship
For example
There are "Chaos" God of Law, which are very much the opposite of the Chaos Gods.
But the other Gods helping Sigmar are similar to him, as in being that either ascended to Godhood or being created from the indigenous species
Saints
Imperial Saints, like for example Saint Celestine, is an Emperor empowered warp entity that was once alive.
(Allegedly powered by the Emperor, it's never been 100% confirmed in setting)
Regardless, she's a very powerful Psyker.
And usually if she comes to a battlefield, she's about to wreck gigashit.
It's not unheard of for the Emperor to empower people on occasion for one reason or another. He's best thought of now as the unconfirmed 5th Chaos God.
"yo big e, give me angel wings and holy lasers. i'm like, one of your subjects or w/e"
Get little bird wings and a laser pointer
nurgles paw ass wish
Saint Celestine was just an outstanding example of what he could do for someone.
Lorewise/out of setting he is confirmed to be a future candidate for the Encroaching Ruin Chaos god
Yes.
The Dark King
(Which is the same slot that the GHR has in Fantasy/AoS)
Which, should he ever ascend to true Godhood, would cook the whole setting.
Though I guess he'd spank the other 4 first before ravaging the universe.
Would that be basically the end of humanity?
Most likely.
No one really knows what'd happen if he became the 5th God, but it's speculated to not be very cool or awesome.
However, it's also speculated that him ascending is actually exactly what humanity needs, as that'd bring about his revival.
So keep him draining to death on the the throne. Got it
It's hard to say, because Chaos Gods don't just represent evil concepts. They represent good, too.
Like Khorne representing honor and courage.
The biggest issue for the materials would be the 2nd Eye of the Emperor, but on a grander scale it wouldn't change much more than Slaanesh's ascension did
That is exclusively fan lore
Did they ever make a origin story for the emperor like his personality before and what led up to the throne?
Not really, he did used to have the Shaman ritual stuff, but has since been retconned
He represents martial honor, strength and courage, as well as his other things.
There is no source for that
So no one knows what the emperor was really like and what his intentions were?
We know what he planned during the Grand Crusade till the Horus Heresy
Fair. I don't claim to be an expert on source, after all.
Biggest lie chaos lovers tell themselves
The Primarchs for the most part know what the Emperor was really like.
If it was actual lore way back, it got retconned
Don't worry it is an often shared missinformation
But even then, different primarchs got different flavors of the Emperor.
So some think he is not good?
Mmmm
The Primarch saw the view that the Emperor needed them to see to be used by him
No, they all more or less believed in his vision.
Angron did hate him yeah LMAO
But what the Emperor did to Angron made very little sense, and Angron is justified imo.
Is it because Angron knew him before?
Mostly cause Big E let his gladiator family die
Between when Agron was found and the HH
(So Grand Crusade to HH)
And the Emperor disallowed him to continue the revolution that would've set his people free on his homeworld.
That pretty much cemented Angron's hatred for him
Plucked him right out of the fight and let all his people die.
Pretty fucked up and nonsensical of Big E honestly.
Why did the emperor not allow him? Was there a big plan?
Since if he'd let Angron finish, Angron would've been loyal.
Agron would have died, and with the nail Agron would have been a liability
To be fair, even if he had saved Angron's family, any of them with a brain would have told Angron to fight the Emperor, given that big E's way of ruling wasnt any better than the ones who kept them as slaves
Big E is a substantial threat yeah.
After having "subjugated" his world he let the current system in place iirc
But true
I doubt Angron would have liked Big E, even before the nails, considering he was an empath
The Emperor saw the Primarch as tools, he doesn't really care that much
who is emperor?
Yes and no, imo.
He definitely saw them as tools, but I think he had genuine affection for some as well.
Sanguinius, for example.
I think despite his fuckery, Magnus too.
But yeah, you can get some light on Big E's thoughts in how his "conversation" with Gulliman goes.
You know I'm beginning to think letting the emperor ascend is a bad thing
His interrment on the GT has rendered him mentally and physically catatonic and scattered. It's very difficult for the shards of his psyche and soul to come together to focus on just one thing.
Yes. It's probably a bad thing LMAO.
He's better off being stuck on the throne it is too risky
He got worse after his battle with Horus, because of what he had to do to beat Horus.
If he is this way with the power he has now imagine if he was a god
He basically is a god.
But not yet fully
He's more powerful psychically than he was when he wasn't on the throne.
The psychic gestalt of countless minds can affect the material in 40k. Look at Orks for an example and how they work.
So what? The throne isn't draining him?
It is.
But it's also sustaining him.
More accurately the astronomicon is draining him, but it is tied to the throne.
Oh is it more of him adapting to the damage?
No.
How is he stronger?
The Emperor is in a state of constant decay, but he's a perpetual, so he can't really die (there are ways, but incredibly difficult)
However he is dying. Just so slowly.
He's stronger psychically now because he feeds on thousands of Psyker souls daily to maintain his strength and to feed fuel to the Astronomican, and because of humanity's collective belief in his godhead.
the emperors just a black hole basically
Kind of.
So the psykers are preventing death or just slowing it?
The Emperor would hate the Ecclesiarchy, but as it stands, they are somewhat necessary now.
And the Emperor has always been a pragmatic kind of guy.
The Psykers are helping to fuel the Astronomican.
So they're.. Slowing it.
Im completely uninformed when it comes to 40k lore, but i remember hearing that letting the Emperor "die" means he would simply reincarnate, freeing him from this perpetual state of undeath. Is this true?
Unknown, they're keeping the Throne working, but we don't know if the Throne is preserving the Emp, or stopping it from regenerating
When the Emperor had to get off the Throne to fight Horus, someone needed to remain behind to fuel it. Malcador the Sigillite, gigachad to the Emperor, sat on it instead. Malcador is a horrendously capable Psyker himself, so powerful even the Primarchs respected him, and it literally
Like
Vaporized him.
In theory, some Inquisitor think that might happen, but they're not sure
The strain was too much.
No one really knows what'll happen if Big E is removed from the Throne, other than for sure the Astronomican would be boned for a bit.
Like Cacti said some think the throne is actually preventing him from regenerating.
Meaning no Terra
The Hereticz win if Empera falls off the throne
Yeeah
But Mars would just flee
Someone of incredible psychic power would need to replace him on the Throne, which was Magnus's purpose.
But yknow
Lol well that seems unfortunate
Yes.
So now they got to train a new psyker to withstand the throne?
How many years has the Emperor been in this state of undeath
Thousands.
Mmmm... No.
You'd need to have a Psyker with enough Psychic potential that rival the Emperor or Magnus
Why is Warhammer british
That doesn't happen naturally
Or maybe even Malcador, but that's a big maybe, since Malcador died doing it anyway.
a disgusting grim universe has to be made by a disgusting grim people
Around 10-ish Millenias
Malcador, if not for Big E, is probably the most powerful naturally born Psyker ever?
Not that Big E was naturally born.
Malcador wasn't as strong naturally, but was much more skilled in the use of Psychic skills
Finesse
What you mean the emperor was not natural? Was he an experiment?
No
Are there any cool flavors for corpse starch, like a seasonal pumpkin spice variety?
And in a surprising twist of events Tzeentch themselves sits on the throne for no other reason but to hold back the warp just enough to force some wars and stop some. Effectively changing things on a whim
Naturally in the sense of Malcador not being as high on the scale, but rather being really skilled into the use of his Psyker stuff
why did u leave!!!!!!!!!!!
Tzeentch would be interested in having a 2nd Eye of Terror
Irl life stuff, didn't wanna bring that into chat since I was going thru it
π
Two eyes and a smile
Lots of suicide.
we're recovering like green apple ones rn
Also a lot of time to train
What sorts of benefits do rejects, arbitrators, and guardsmen get for serving da Emprah? Is there health insurance and a retirement plan?
Idk if GW has retconned his origin, but originally, Big E was born from a few dozen Shaman/Psykers ritualistically suiciding themselves

to create someone capable of leading humanity.
You don't get killed
Yes don't be a heretic
Its either you serve or you die
Guardsmen and Arbitrators get insurance just enough to keep them in fighting condition, sure.
Unless you happen to be born on a paradise world or whatever it's called
Rejects wouldn't get shit lol
Lol basically anyone that doesn't do the emperors bidding is punishable by life imprisonment if they like you or death
According to the vets the materials you get in game are actual rewards they give you and you get a seemingly significant amount of leeway so long as you don't die during the suicide missions
They even talk about how mezozi (I forgot how to spell her name) cleaned them out of their pay
Well yes they still get a wage.
the rejects that dont die are seemingly well respected on the mourningstar going by some of the guard dialogue
But arbites were raised since birth basically so they know no other way but the Lex
Most missions are done during the afternoon/evening according to the Zealots as well since they do prayer and rehearsal for edgy lines in the morn
Is it even possible for servicemen to retire from duty and reintegrate into civilian life? Or are attempts to leave military service pretty much denied?
It helps that we're part of an Inquisitor's retinue.
DENIED
Yes actually!
Some guardsmen do retire.
It's rare but it does happen.
Is it rare because few survive long enough for retirement?
Its more likely for you to win the lottery than to retire
Maybe after Atoma is liberated, our rejects can go on to live happy, peaceful lives if they wish
The guard has a what was it 60% mortality rate was it? And it was like 15m was the life expectancy of a regular guard?
Some thing like thatt
Though to retire you must be physically unable to do much of anything
minions laughing gif
Nah, able bodied guardsmen can retire too.
heavy las pistol is good?
the 15 minute life expectancy thing was just because of that particular worlds deadly theatre lmao
Ah Ic ic
like 15m life expectancy for a guardsman just stationed on a relatively peaceful world becomes silly
It can be!
It is mostly (imo) best for sniping out specials or elites
But I also use the bolt pistol for that cause it's a sexy thing in my hands
I know Darktide is the sort of game where we will never see a resolution to the fight for Atoma Prime, but it'd be cool to imagine an epilogue where all the rejects survive, decimate the heretics, and live happily ever after
that is good i like to do this with all gun thank you
We might never see it, but it's already canon that we will survive
Darktide is canon btw
I know Darktide is canon, but it seems like we may not see a resolution to the campaign in our lifetimes. I wont even live to see GTA 6
Our rejects, at least according to the game, have never lost a single strike they have been put in. So every wipe or death that happens to you in game is not real and you are dreaming
I like how it's implied that a group of rejects about to be sent off to super-warhammer-jail have managed to best the Moebian 6th, which I believe are one of the most distinguished warbands of Atoma Prime
Well weβre named characters so it checks out
We are specifically not named characters
They'd be sent to other conflict, or sent back to the Penal system
Our characters have names. Wether auto generated or not, theyβre named
More than likely sent to another conflict.
i doubt theyd send them back to the clink after what they accomplish
We're too effective to just rot in prison atp
The imperium is the king of gift horse mouth inspection
Named to us, sure but not to the lore
Most likely we'll just be " a band of rejects" and naught more
Effectively stripping us of the named title
And yet the things we do can only be explained by named character syndrome, not to mention that the separate personalities are clearly separate characters, and defined characters like that fit under the umbrella
We'll turn the Mourningstar into a luxurious space-yacht and sail across space in style
It already is, we just inhabit the crummy part
Itβs a rogue trader vessel after all
We'll become accomplished rogue traders after this then
You canβt βbecomeβ a rogue trader in 40k, theyβre parts of rogue trader families
LMAO
i dont think you know whats needed to be an RT
brawler would truly make the best rogue trader
requires getting kidnapped if the RT has no heirs theodora for example
mmmmmmmmmm theodora..
Unless youβre already rich, you canβt get rich in Warhammer. Itβs like real life
Brahms will bring us into her rogue trader family so we will, by extension, be rogue traders and trade roguely
stop thinking about idiras dead yuri wife lilbigc
We'll trade green apple-flavored rashuns
I mean Jae from RT was a former guardsman turned rich smuggler after finding artifacts to sell iirc
Is Brahms single
also dead ones apparently
no
luck and right place right time
Is she open-minded
no
probably
That is obscene luck
irrelevant to the lore, sadly. I understand it's something that only named characters can do and all of that. But in the most simplest terms possible; We are 4 people, blessed by the Emperor to do Janny duty on Atoma, nothing more. We will prob be executed or sent to another planet to do it all over again.
we're useful ground assets so its a waste of resources to just execute us
Sent to another planet to do it all over again? I mean, duh, thatβs our job, and most of the reject personalities like it
nuh uh my beloved says were gonna make it 
also yea its not like most of the personalities have
FOR THE EMPERORS GLORY as a personality trait
Point is, you wont see us in the books or talked about by any other characters outside of darktide unless fatshark puts some voicelines in the next horde shooter they make, we will be passing refrences at most
i dont think thats bad
or whomever takes the mantle
theres a single reference to a darktide character and thats in RT from a specific crossover DLC
The pirate hats being sold at Commodore's Vestures is confirmation from Fatshark that the Rejects are destined to become space pirates and rogue traders after liberating Atoma
no
No gifs allowed
by that logic the rejects are also krieg soldiers
and catachan
Or are we
no
Or are we
no
Or are we
steel legion and moebian regiments have different military cultures and traditions
My cadian vet morphing into a steel legionnaire the moment he puts on a cosmetic
and also just different combat doctrine
if we were a krieger we wouldve spend 90% of the ground combat just camping in trenches
i also love how krall will so kindly give you different prison uniforms just because he and sefoni make you think your crime was different
slowly chip away at heretics and making slow gains
which is antithetical to how we rejects actually do combat
Huh somebody said my name
inquisition wouldn't waste such capable operatives
They would Tbf
Itβs the imperium
nah
they'd use us
not send to prison
it's just we've been permanently volunteered into the inquisitors service
Were the rejects ever "pardonned" of their crimes? I know that the Inquisition has some privileges that allow them to operate with special authority, but I wonder whether the rejects are still considered criminals
inquisition doesn't have 'some privileges', they have the authority
safe to say yes if unverbalized
They also have cool hats
we're auric level operatives now

and Dukane regularly asked the inquisition to lend some of the Auric rejects to participate in Havoc missions
If we're working for the Inquisition, we're not really criminals anymore.
We with da Inquisitor now
Still criminals
Not like the Inquisitor will care about us 
ttrue
Morrow and β¨SugarMommaHadronβ¨ cares about uz



@tidal gyro yes
thank you
More dmg, more ammo, more possibilities
hooray
what is consmp meaning
different weapons, good for different builds
Yeah, but overall, as standard builds go, hellebor is better then pistol
Nah mommy hadron hates us and treats us like dirt. just the way I like it
i have never use in normal mission


Yeah, though all jokes aside if the new class really will be a tech adept, itβd be cool for hadron to use techno babble when speaking to us
binary yeah
Not just binary, but speak to us like sheβs speaking to someone who understands machinery. Still not βniceβ, because thatβd take away from her character
Nah I canβt read
Just did a HIAO match never again
500 bulwarks
I fucking hate bulwarks so much
Total bulwark death
They slow the game down to a fucking crawl
Stop recovering this shit I hate Bulwarks and Crushers
At least you can kill crushers from the front, a bulwarkβs bullshit shield is indestructible for some goddamn reason
the nefarious stealth crusher
bulwarks gotta at least have some portion of their shield destructible
why are their shields just stronger than literal demons
Oh yeah their hit detection is wacky, but that goes for everything in this game
Nurgle daemons, no less
well if you bring up that argument yes this doesnt make any sense
however sometimes i shit unflushable, indestructable loads
so
Because your toilet sucks
i weirdly feel very offended at that
Yet another librul snowflake offended by facts and logic
yall think ogryns be blowing the toilets the fuck up after eating those blighted rashuns
They do that anyways
So the rations just make it more acidic than xenomorph blood
Blighted rations are just extra spicy corpse starch
The british cannot handle well-seasoned food
Untrue. Indian food is very popular in the UK and all of that is quite seasoned. Also Chicken Tikka Masala is considered the national dish of the UK, made by a Pakistani-Scottish chef
Also you can create flavour without having to throw seasoning on everything imo
English propaganda
Facts and logic mean nothing to me in the face of my unbridled faith! For da emprah!
So thats why it was clogged the other day
That's pretty cool to know though. Unfortunately, this will not stop me from joking about British people's poor spice tolerance and unseasoned foods.
Seasoned food is overrated and makes you smelly
Give me just a proper sausage and beer
British detected. Your opinion is null and void
salt and pepper isn't seasoning and boiling any food tastes like shit
Nope
the only good food item out of britain is the sausage roll
scotch eggs sound banging
curse its decrepid influence on australian christmas, with its dry chicken and lamb and only offered the meargerest of gravies and boring boiled potatoes
hong kong kitchen represent mic drop
Shut up brit go put a pot pie between sandwich again
That was your first mistake
German?
Lol everyone hating on british and you get 1 comment back and yall go bananas.
Shhh, dont tell him that
No ones likes the bri'ish, not even the bri'ish, why you think they're always stabbing each other so much?
not sure if its the british stabbing each other
Its like Americans shootin each other all the time, we dont like each other either
That's not really the brits but people that happen to live there
So brits
greg, the stop signnnnnnnn!
And just like the brits, nobody likes you either lmao
Good, less people botherin me
Heβs just like me fr
pretty much everyone hates each other everywhere
balkans
East asia
South Asia
Africa
Asians hate the shit out each other from what i always hear
Someone post the Simpsons Willy meme
Another reason to transcend humanity like me and become a rock
guh
I really like Americans and Brits and most all of Europe. Everyone wants to move to us!
i hate painting symbols on my models
west aussies and eastern aussies don't like each other
Blatant lie why would anyone want to go to the US?
mostly because east aussies are clueless narcisisstic fuckwits
Wats going on?
Skill issue
Motherfucker, you aint pinged me in a minute askin nothin
You DMs dumbass
they got a problem of people trying really desperate to get in even illegaly so yeah
Ive always heard this and didnt put together why until I found out Sydney is on the East coast lmfao makes so much sense now
All you were talkin bout was fuckin maxtac units from cyberpunk, the hell im supposed to say back to that?
The only reason they try to get in illegally is because their immigration systems are dogshit

every state in aus lives off the back of WA and whinges we won't go on daylight savings time when we're on the same time as china whom we do the most business with
I THOUGHT YOU PLAYED CYBERPUNK 2077
Guys, how can I get the acolyte's greatcoat for psyker? I saw it on some other player but couldn't find it in Commodore's Vestures
I dont even know what the maxtac units are
You never reached 5 star wanted?
Bruh, i just shot people in that game
When she touch yo blue dingalang
Perth > Sydney
if you're a girl character and you romance judy you get the maxtac outfit
Damn old man don't know fun
Oh, those guys?
Yeah
Anywhere else > Perth> Sydney
I killed the chick from the trailer after she showed up in that one side mission

Killed like 10 or 15 of those guys
lol whats wrong with it
but u are kinda xenophobic when u hate on brits and americans
Iβm joking. Theyβre not
Xenophobic? Hell yeah I am suffer not the alien to live
super cops
Cyber Psychos on a leash
βAlienβ here just means people from other countries
I know im just memeing
Thought so, you just canβt be sure anymore
Fair and true
And theyβd probably hate them too
You think we're serious?

Oh, you just joined? I was about to ask if it was your first time too lol
Rawr xD
βRawr xDβ in the big 25 π₯
What is this even supposed to portray?

That sounds fucking abysmal
Yeah it's gonna suck
Oh, yeah, makes sense
Still got a couple hours until i'm in, it's 11pm - 11am, but i'm going to get food with my partner first. Gotta try mentally prepare myself
Try not to die gng
Respect your elders :3
Ah, the more timely colon three
I was so hungry I couldnt find this server for a bit
Eat the server
Easy
I used to be a π guy
: P
Intriguing. Any more brain parasites of yours I should know about?
The chief π
Thank u, i'll try
Uβ Β β Β΄β κβ Β β `β Β β U
The Hellbore Lasgun is growin on me now aswell
The ability to one tap basically every enemy that isnt a Crusher or Boss is wonderful
Key word βtryβ, if I were told Iβd be working for 12 hours, Iβd die on the spot
I hate charged weapons
I've always wanted to like the Helbore but I have always hated it so much
It is powerful but so clunky and gross
Thats what initially kept me away from it but it was the best choice for my cadian sharpshooter and i love it now
I don't like the recon lasgun tho feels more like a beam than a gun
Thatβs what I love about it
Lasgun SMG
For me the feel of a gun matters a lot beam weapons just arent that satisfying imo.
The thing that usually stops me from using beam weapons is their typically piss poor damage, an issue somewhat rectified in Darktide
Because other than that, I love beam weapons
What I love even more is weapons with a fire rate so fast itβs essentially a beam weapon
Kickback, heavy stubber and GG
maybe ripper gun if you know how to hip fire
Rock
simple as
it is gonna be underwhelming at that level but when fully mastered they all feel great to use
we streaming it
combat shotgun on zealot. Any thoughts on marks/blessings?
(I asked in the zealot channel but they're all horny for the Xenomorph from Alien Isolation)
For the funny combo: Flechette and Manstopper on the mark with the fire shell alt fire.
For an actually viable comboβ¦Iβve got nothing. 
why is it the one time someone says zealot chat is horny, they arent horny
They WERE talking about the Xenomorph and now they're on generic horror
yeah
alien isolation
if talking about a game is being horny r/gaming is a porn subreddit
π
i think you overestimate zealot chat
Zealots are horny as a general rule. USUALLY it's for Big E
Sounds very funny. Gonna throw the increased crit chance on it to help.
my power went out in the middle of a game π₯
Usually I go full bore + single slug
Puts down anything I need at range p easily. Apart from that any other blessing is ok imo. Fire is good if you wanna have a little horde management but your melee should be good for it in most cases
I must be the only zealot who is horny solely for war 
I would highly recommend NOT taking crit chance on the shotguns
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fatshark sent two idiots to get in an accident right on a power line
canβt believe they are so committed to not letting the game run well
One must admire their dedication, at least
I think the problem is that the game's FSX just reach a breaking point as the density increases
I'm not sure, even as a coder, how I would fix that fundamental issue π
shrimple, just yell at the code to work
Perform more fervent chants to the ommnissiah of course
Because it isn't like BF, where the majority of the textures are static
Every single enemy has probably multiple functions and death animations and trouble animations
Settle itβs machine spirit
Each individual enemy not only has multiple animations, but different stats that effect them differently
This is probably one of the main reasons why very few companies has tried to replicate the genre since Valve made LFD2
ogryn is have melee weapon with more than 2 dodge?
Cleavers
i buy one it have only 2
You may need to upgrade it.
upgrade can give more dodge?
For mobility stats, yes.
Powers gonna be out for next 2-3 hours


This happened to me last weekend, ended up being 36 hours.
dont open ur fridge/freezer btw
we had generators going.
november the first so some pisshead probably crashed into the lines
i have a good psyker :3
Yea two people did
fuckin idiots
so glad it just so happened to be on the street I live on
nothing beats living just barely down the road from a 4 way intersection leading to a highway

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dumbass
the fuck
Zerotutle
yes
What are you doing out of Helldivers 2 duty
It feels like NA-W party finder is always dead.
ya think if we racover blighted rations, we get blighted cosmetics?
i just did
thats because it is
a 24 hour shift
you get a rat tail
accept it with pride
No
You need to keep playing

oh right a skaven tail
no
Oshaune won't liberate it self
a rat tail
skaven and rats are different
My game wont run
have you noticed how different the biology is
Now that you know the fact can you stop calling me rat?
and how people dont eat skaven when theres a food shortage
mainly because when theres skaven
theres no people
skaven yummy
perchance
spicy green rock
and yet you are still wrong
rat ogres are cool
Yes
Whats the mod called for replaying missions after theyve dissapeared from mission board?
No
simple skaven with simple answers
patience
it is many more try though
no idea why you'd want to use it
The mod got gutted, because Fatshark changed the mission to get deleted in 12 hours now
3 hours according to the mod page
gotcha, ty
Fuck not again
I wish Fatshark just added the ability to choose whatever map we want, just it has to be private
oh shit they work fast itβs already back up
Damn
I missed that mod, it let me play Rolling Steel
that one is up most of the time now
Ello
I need it up forever
Me and @sleek harness need to play it
guessing ur ogryn has the bully personality
And @misty trench
Play what
rolling steel
Uhhhh, it has the silly one
ok so not bully
Not again...
still waiting for the 2nd expedition mission
rolling steel it comments on the train
and has unique charge lines
I have the ogryn voiceline that laughs when he does the bullrush
the one similar to TF2 Heavy?
I love the laugh
You are more like the brawler
Oh, that is probably the voiceline i have then
Yeah
The bully is likely only mean as a manner of shielding their inner insecurities gained via being the target of constant prejudice
Anyone who ever heard your voice will tell you that you sound like the Brawler if he didn't had dust and rations stuck in his throat
No, he is mean because he is the strongest
the bully is just autistic
Doesn't Bully like trains?
yeah
It's not that - yeah
British
He's not mean, he just has negative social skills
Well he does like trains so that checks out
who tf is ork
What do people actually unblock others?
how the fuck do you block a sticker
I'm closing in on getting (almost) all the Zealot penances. After this it's just the stupid "Have a wound or less HP for 75% of a mission"
Only on thursdays, Birb
In a private match specifically
In a private match specifically
That was the hard part
Eh, I'm of the thought that if I block someone, they're gonna stay blocked.
how the fuck is mallows PFP similar to mine
Older one
ghostface?
Doesn't stop them from being fuckers behind my back but they're at least not around
are you having a stroke
how in all thats holy is marty robbins similar to ghostface
stop interrupting me while i'm in the middle of meditation
He prolly ate a crusher overhead and this is the result
It was a joke
I am bad at jokes
what do you mean i can buy two 48 oz jugs of peanut butter for $11
are you telling me i can have an entire roasted chicken for $5
we dont have costco here so that sounds pretty decent
Banana for scale plz
put a banana in a 48 ounce jug, done
Meditation doesn't have to do with instantly going to see who pinged you on discord
Also unblock ork
Banana for scale please
this guy was selling those dogshit hexclad pans too
the ones gordon ramsay advertises
oh and dude $2.50 pizza slices
with a drink
How does one block a sticker?
god bless the USA
Get two of them and use them to make soup! Bones and cartilage for stock, meat for meat... all you need is some vedge and salt and pepper!
i'm going to turn @orchid skiff into soup
"vedge" 
Unkown-user shaking in their boots
Yes. Vegetables.
vedging my soup
also what the fuck did rewdy leave?
What does Ts mean? π π
No clue who that is
It's a made up word I can spell it how I want.
Oh wait he left? Why?
Who I hate
yeah rewdy left wtf
check mutual servers
that doesnt stop you from checking mutual servers
It does
you are stupid
No
i have been blocked before and can still check mutual servers
Have you tried the stupid drug?
Me and him blocked each other
also yeah hes got a white name
Same with that malloween chick
dont know if screamsicle left though cus it looks like it
Didnt they have female pronouns in their profile?
@misty trench yo did rewdy get hacked
10 more days
It will absolutely be paid
Why is that even a question
Probably
Because I am testing your intelligence you see
Wonder if the deluxe armor cosmetics will look cool
Thank fuck im not that stupid then
Probably very techy
aight ive messaged rewdy so we'll find out why he left in 10-12 business days
Nah theyβre gonna look like shit
Trust
I'd laugh so hard if it wasnt a techpriest
Probably
Its going to be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Iβd beat my neighbour to death with a brick if it isnβt a techpriest
rewdy got banned
Im still waiting to see if they do cosmetics for Arbite before it comes out, still wild to me you wouldnt get approval to make new cosmetics for a dlc class before making it
For what?
no clue
he doesnt know either
Especially in a game where you sell cosmetics
I heard they were having difficulties trying to make cosmetics for arbitrator
Itβs GW
hi rat
yes
I know, you'd think they woulda asked ahead of time, what classes or units they could make cosmetics for, unless they did and GW was just bein a cunt
Probably being a cunt
I wonder if weβll find out?
So stupid though
Itβs absolutely the latter
pinged aquila so we'll prob find out when he isnt dead
Why do you want to find out why a guy who made sexual and gay jokes was banned?
xd
cus we dont know why he was banned
personally i dont care
So I know what jokes not to make
oh nvm i just saw the freddie mercury picture
it was probably the freddie mercury picture
what are you some kind of quaker or something
I prefer to leave mysteries undercovered
does that stuff frighten you
No
seems like it does
don't be gay around me it scares me π¨
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i wonder if well find out what happened to the second emperor son
he cracked
cracked what
cracked me 
Xeno baddies
rat is always right
ok let's not get ahead of ourselves
which means that in turn you own me?




