general-chat

[little marten]

has anyone been into the goonverse

[crisp yoke]

Yeshint

[tall grove]

“Only men shall receive my seed” -the emperor

[crisp yoke]

Morgel

[uncut bone]

" only men will receive my seed " -Big E-

[tall grove]

That’s this server

[next stratus]

Get a shower asap

[brazen pelican]

Fuck, I wish.

[tall grove]

So yes

[little marten]

i read an article and i had some questions for seasoned gooners

[crisp yoke]

OWL NOSIES

HOOT

[tall grove]

#general-chat message I said it first

[next stratus]

You not wrong

[next stratus]

You too

[brazen pelican]

They're called beaks.

[crisp yoke]

HOOOT

HOOT

[uncut bone]

This server is on slannesh space sugar

🔥

[tall grove]

That’s why it’s peak

[tall grove]

As per usual

I’m always correct

Source: me

[brazen pelican]

Should I trust you, dude?

[crisp yoke]

More sugar?

Where

@brazen pelican I need more sugar

Aljswibebw

[tall grove]

Yes, because I’m always correct

[arctic escarp]

goo

good

[brazen pelican]

Good to know!

[next stratus]

Goo goo ga ga

[uncut bone]

Sure, give me some

[brazen pelican]

I'm all out. :<

[crisp yoke]

Shabbier on wbwiwi!

:/

MORE SUGAR

[tall grove]

What did Miyazaki mean by this?

[crisp yoke]

NOW

[arctic escarp]

we liven up the place

[uncut bone]

If if, darktide was not nurgle based enemy, what if it was slannesh?

[next stratus]

He's gay so yes

[crisp yoke]

Morpal

[tall grove]

I’m bI, so close enough

[arctic escarp]

bl?

[next stratus]

Doesn't matter gay

[arctic escarp]

bbl?

[crisp yoke]

BBC?

[uncut bone]

What is bl sah?

[tall grove]

Nah it’s just a capital i

[crisp yoke]

No clue sir

[uncut bone]

CNN

[arctic escarp]

base

based

[crisp yoke]

NYC

[arctic escarp]

man my D key refuses to work today

[arctic escarp]

unironically bi erasure talking point

[tall grove]

Base? Like base serpent? Like base serpent messmer?

[arctic escarp]

oh youre not bi youre just gay

[uncut bone]

So I'm gay

Mind blow

[tall grove]

Bi erasure 😔

[arctic escarp]

based

[next stratus]

I call unironically everyone gay

[arctic escarp]

but why

[crisp yoke]

@brazen pelican more sugar

Gimme

Gimme

Gimme

Pleae

Fineme

[arctic escarp]

like are we still using gay as an insult

in big 2025

[crisp yoke]

Malarkey

[next stratus]

No just because gay

[uncut bone]

@brazen pelican GIMME SUGAR

[crisp yoke]

Sugar

Gimme

[arctic escarp]

right

[crisp yoke]

Fmme

Sugar

[uncut bone]

Garsu

[tall grove]

I’m pretty sure he’s gay, so i doubt it

[crisp yoke]

Orckga

[crisp yoke]

Me no gay

You is aft

[arctic escarp]

aye 😔

[crisp yoke]

Gay

[uncut bone]

Gimme-gimme love
Gimme-gimme love
Gimme-gimme love When I'm gone

[crisp yoke]

No.

Gimme sugar

More sugar

Sweet sugar

Fast

Fast

[tall grove]

Aye? Brunt, is that you?

[uncut bone]

Aw ok :<

[crisp yoke]

Good good good

Yes yes

[arctic escarp]

no Im zealot fanatic

[next iris]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-sheen-gazing-soul-finding-something-rather-gif-15824197694879363758

[fierce cave]

@somber stream

[brazen pelican]

No! :<

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge and @little marten gave me hickeys while I was asleep and said I was converted to gay now what should I do ?

[arctic escarp]

hark ye and praise kindred

[arctic escarp]

hot

can I take your place

[next stratus]

Call heterosexuals gay

[crisp yoke]

Have some malarkey

[arctic escarp]

dont give me that malarkey

[tall grove]

Aye, yes laddie! i Scottish gibberish alcohol Scottish gibberish

[crisp yoke]

Malarkey

Awoooooooga

[uncut bone]

Oki :<

[crisp yoke]

Wort wort wort

[next stratus]

Gives you bue meth Jessy we have to cook

[tall grove]

Me when

Me when

Me when

[brazen pelican]

All biomass is mine! :>

[crisp yoke]

Violent shaking GIMME SUGAR

NOW

FILKE

GOMME

ALOOOOP

SUGSR

[uncut bone]

Nuuu :<

[next stratus]

Fuck missed my tram

[crisp yoke]

SNIIIIIIIf

[brazen pelican]

You need some melatonin.

[crisp yoke]

Morplal

[crisp yoke]

No

Sugar

[rocky radish]

Why is general turning into zealot chat?

[crisp yoke]

Gimme gimme

[arctic escarp]

oh please

[somber stream]

10 min

[arctic escarp]

this chat loses image perms in a month

[fierce cave]

I'm waiting for 16 for new events

[crisp yoke]

I AM THE LIZARD KING

[next stratus]

Nvm here's another one coming

[crisp yoke]

EAT IT.

[next stratus]

I don't take orders from no names

[arctic escarp]

but your stomach isnt big enough to hold all

[uncut bone]

Snake fulgrim

[next stratus]

Haha shit that's right

[arctic escarp]

ok I should change the font

[brazen pelican]

That's why I store it Yes, it is!

[arctic escarp]

even I get irritated by this obnoxious font

[next stratus]

Kriegs doesn't have names

[crisp yoke]

GIVE ME SUGAR NOW

[arctic escarp]

aaah default font my beloved

[crisp yoke]

OR ILL EAT YOU

[arctic escarp]

how do they taste

[brazen pelican]

No! :<

[crisp yoke]

GUVE ME

[brazen pelican]

Like biomass! :3

[crisp yoke]

I NNEEEED OT

ILL SELL YOU MY SHOVEL

[brazen pelican]

No, metal pancake tasted bad. :<

[crisp yoke]

GIVE MD THR DUUUUGS

[crisp yoke]

I GIVE RAT I FOUND

[brazen pelican]

Sugar > Rat.

[next stratus]

💣 🎆 🫵

[crisp yoke]

2 RATS

[crisp yoke]

MOOOOOOOOOOP

[brazen pelican]

Think @next stratus has the sugar.

[crisp yoke]

@next stratus GIVE

GIve

GIVE

GOVE

SUUUUG-

hrk

[next stratus]

I have female clothes only neither don't share them

[crisp yoke]

Kriegsman has fucking died.

[somber stream]

What event?

I'm done

[fierce cave]

Night time

[next stratus]

@brazen pelican strange of you giving heart emoji

[fierce cave]

I need the survey probes

[somber stream]

Oh night raid

[crisp yoke]

I’m ok

[next stratus]

What you meant by that

[crisp yoke]

I’m not addicted any more

[somber stream]

@little marten I summon thee

[brazen pelican]

How come?

[fierce cave]

I don't do night

[crisp yoke]

@brazen pelican can I have hug

[fierce cave]

Night no good

[brazen pelican]

Yes. :3

[somber stream]

Yeah agree lol

[next stratus]

I don't understand it's purpose

[fierce cave]

What's your in-game user

[brazen pelican]

Female clothing is far superior. :3

[crisp yoke]

^w^ Ty

[crisp yoke]

You got no pockets

[fierce cave]

True

[crisp yoke]

I can fit 3 space marines in mine

[fierce cave]

We dont

[brazen pelican]

Don't need pockets if you don't have any possessions! :<

[next stratus]

We got one actually if you think about it

[fierce cave]

You have 3 guys in your but?!

[somber stream]

Licht

[fierce cave]

That's a lot

[fierce cave]

Numbers

[crisp yoke]

No

Pocket

[little marten]

hello queens

you rang

[crisp yoke]

I’m not woman

Am not queen

[brazen pelican]

Henlo! :3

[somber stream]

No need for numbers, i'm original like that

[crisp yoke]

-# I never got my hug….

[fierce cave]

You need the 4 number to add people

You silly monke

[somber stream]

Ah

[brazen pelican]

Huggies~~

[little marten]

qucik smoke then we raid the arc?

[somber stream]

Sure

Im logging in

[fierce cave]

I'm arcing it so good

[crisp yoke]

^w^ thank you :3

[fierce cave]

That's a lot doesn't it hurt?

[little marten]

i will keep abreast of matters on my mobile telephone device

[crisp yoke]

No

[little marten]

im already on so

[next stratus]

Rather use word "everyone" there's not only queens but and kingfemboys

[crisp yoke]

Pockets to big

[fierce cave]

Breast you say

[crisp yoke]

I lost them

[crisp yoke]

Boobs?

Whew

Where

[little marten]

everyones a queen

[orchid skiff]

if she BREATHES

[fierce cave]

An expert at

[orchid skiff]

she's a THOT

[next stratus]

I'm king don't car

[crisp yoke]

What?

[next stratus]

I no car

[fierce cave]

This guys slow

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-lightsaber-gif-25408936

[crisp yoke]

No I can run fast

[arctic escarp]

abreast

[brazen pelican]

Lies, some are Zerglings or Hydralisks! ..oOwOo..

[fierce cave]

Zurgussy

[autumn ginkgo]

some weird reason i was able to play darktide the other day fine but now out of nowhere I'm getting this error when I launch it...

[Engine Error]: Access violation (0xc0000005) in build fb0f6d54fb7ca448cb818f78892c15c7a24f961a
accessing address 000001627A260000 from 00007FFBE1DD6535

The crash occurred in module 'amdxc64'. This module is related to AMD graphics driver. 🤷

[next stratus]

Was

[fierce cave]

Rest

Reset

[somber stream]

Licht#9637

[brazen pelican]

It meee! :3

[autumn ginkgo]

reset which and what ?

[little marten]

They can be those while also being queens

[fierce cave]

Uninstall gane

[next stratus]

You seem to be

[fierce cave]

Reset computer

[autumn ginkgo]

ok will try

[fierce cave]

Then reinstall

[brazen pelican]

I have not considered this.

[orchid skiff]

do you wash your rice

[next stratus]

Then blow pc

[brazen pelican]

Typically, yes.

[fierce cave]

My name pc

[little marten]

Happy Halloween my pumpkin pie

[fierce cave]

@somber stream what's the 4 nimbers

[orchid skiff]

will i die if i didn't

[next stratus]

Nice where do we put bomb

[somber stream]

Licht#9637

[orchid skiff]

i was very hungry

[brazen pelican]

Likely not.

[fierce cave]

Sent

[orchid skiff]

you're going to need to finish the job

[little marten]

Licht runs a tight ship spaghetti you act out of line and he’ll swat you irl

[fierce cave]

She'll*

[somber stream]

Update your game

[brazen pelican]

Like cooking?

[somber stream]

Can't join, your version is old lmao

[orchid skiff]

killing

[fierce cave]

My bad I put it on standby

Gotta reset

[little marten]

Was there a hotfix recently?

[brazen pelican]

No, I refuse. :3

[arctic escarp]

happy halloween!! my babygirl

[fierce cave]

(Xbox gaming)

[little marten]

I may need to reset too

[somber stream]

Yes

[autumn ginkgo]

27 quite few days ago

[little marten]

You’re the one treat I want in the candy bucket this year

[brazen pelican]

You're the only hot I need a fix of. ..oOwOo..

[little marten]

🫣

[next stratus]

I'm the only one person who has here twitter I guess

[elder hare]

a real hipster

[somber stream]

Still outdated

[fierce cave]

Uh no

[somber stream]

Did you update?

[crisp yoke]

NYAAAAA :3

[little marten]

All this talk and no one can tell me about the goonverse

[somber stream]

Well it said so right 'ere

[fierce cave]

Bros playing in the future

[crisp yoke]

I want hot chocolate, a blanket and a pillow

And I want it now

[somber stream]

Again

[brazen pelican]

Contact Slaanesh at your earliest inconvenience.

[fierce cave]

THERE IS NO UPDATE

[orchid skiff]

i don't use twitter because i'm not a nazi

[little marten]

Apparently it’s like loads of dudes all camming jorkin it

My curiosity is getting the better of me

Thank the U.K. for internet safety act

[brazen pelican]

[next stratus]

Do my profile there look like one?

[somber stream]

Nurgle, i know waht the lemon and Apricots are for now

It's for the chicken

[fierce cave]

The bird

Mine has a cowboy hat

[little marten]

Oh!!!

[brazen pelican]

Chimkin?! I can has?

[little marten]

I still need to get the dog collar

[somber stream]

Damn, howdy

[next stratus]

Nazis mostly are in politics

[little marten]

Ok On my way!

[orchid skiff]

femboys come in all shapes and colors

[fierce cave]

I need 2 rusty gears

Got any?

[somber stream]

No, it brings me stuff

Mayhaps

[next stratus]

Yeah right forgot about that

[brazen pelican]

:<

[fierce cave]

I can help big dog

[fierce cave]

I need them for my workbench

[somber stream]

Nope, nada

[fierce cave]

FUUUUU

[next stratus]

Which one you'd choose

[little marten]

did u invite me

[orchid skiff]

but... but i'm not gay

[brazen pelican]

All of them.

[fierce cave]

Big thighs

[next stratus]

If you had to

[fierce cave]

I am lesbian

But like

[somber stream]

Bruh

[next stratus]

Gay woman

[somber stream]

Stop the horny and send invite

[next stratus]

Big gae

[fierce cave]

Gomen

[little marten]

who is inviting

[fierce cave]

I AM LOADING THE GAME

[next stratus]

Man go

[fierce cave]

Me

[fierce cave]

Mango

🥭

[next stratus]

MANGO

[orchid skiff]

I'd pick one of every race to fit my daily mood (no homo)

[fierce cave]

HARVESTING MANGOS IN TAHITI

[next stratus]

[low quest]

Which class is the least played?

Everything seems kinda equally played to me

[fierce cave]

Arb

The premium

[orchid skiff]

if i had to guess i'd say zealot or psyker

[fierce cave]

No

Zeolots are very common

[next stratus]

"No homo" 🤣

[fierce cave]

Same for wizard

[low quest]

I see so many arbs heresy+

[elder hare]

Lmao I'd say ogryn

[little marten]

nice hdd nerd

[fierce cave]

Think of the new ppl

[fierce cave]

Bro is ragebaiting

[orchid skiff]

you can't mock a man for his heartfelt statements after he says no homo that's illegal

[crisp yoke]

Should I become owl?

Or stay as krieg

[fierce cave]

Who

[crisp yoke]

Hoot

[little marten]

fero x kettle seems like the OP poverty loadout

[somber stream]

Did your rig exploded @fierce cave

[next stratus]

State's? I'm outside the states

[fierce cave]

Game has back logging errors

[little marten]

i dont think you even own arc raiders

[fierce cave]

I love this un buggy game

[little marten]

you're just trying to impress the big kids

[fierce cave]

I've been playing it

I have so many guns

[little marten]

sure and im on the moon right now

[orchid skiff]

every country in the world belong to america

[fierce cave]

I can see you up there

[brazen pelican]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[fierce cave]

Womp womp

[little marten]

max rolled perception

[next stratus]

Doesn't even it's own state

Belong

[brazen pelican]

WITCH!

[fierce cave]

What's your user and # numbers

[little marten]

I never had a chance to respond to this

that is because its true

1 sec

[crisp yoke]

Hoot?

[little marten]

Ronald#2680

[brazen pelican]

Be gay, do crime.

[crisp yoke]

But I’m not gay:.

[next stratus]

Be gay to woman you love

[brazen pelican]

Reroll.

[crisp yoke]

Still not gay

I’m straight man

[fierce cave]

@somber stream

[next stratus]

Woman be gay to a man

[orchid skiff]

A shame. 🫦

[somber stream]

It said yours is old still

[little marten]

lmao says ur outdated sill

still

[somber stream]

Imma do a reset on my end

[fair bridge]

woman are my favorite guy

[little marten]

same

[crisp yoke]

What you mean about that?

[fierce cave]

Invite me then

[crisp yoke]

Booba is good

[little marten]

there was a hotfix this morning tbf

[fierce cave]

I've been playing all morning

[next stratus]

Watch and learn here's the professional

[fierce cave]

Are you sure your games aren't the old ones

[fair bridge]

guy are my favorite woman

[fierce cave]

Seems kinda gay

[little marten]

i carbon dated my game 15 minutes ago

[somber stream]

I just updated my stuff

[fierce cave]

INVITE ME THEN

[next stratus]

🗣️ 🔥

[somber stream]

Nurgle

[little marten]

waddap

[fierce cave]

Invite

Me

To

Your

Game

[little marten]

i just did

[fierce cave]

No update available on xbox

[somber stream]

CONSOLE

[little marten]

you just got phil spencered

[crisp yoke]

😩

[fierce cave]

Chickin

[next stratus]

Cookcs .... Coocks... eh umm

[fierce cave]

Gay

[next stratus]

Yeah I'm

[somber stream]

No manual update button?

[fierce cave]

Nope

[fair bridge]

i sneezed Bro

[next stratus]

I'm straight in love to my boy

[somber stream]

Why

[fierce cave]

No update

[little marten]

i see on reddit

its not out for xbox yet lol

[fierce cave]

I'm reinstalling

[somber stream]

Oh look

"We are also actively working on rolling out the update on Xbox but there will be a delay. We will keep you posted."

NO

[fierce cave]

What the actual fuck

[somber stream]

STOP

[tall grove]

Professional? Like the vet personality? Sloptide reference?

[little marten]

reinstall your xbox

its a hardware problem

[fierce cave]

I get 1gb a sec

Takes 30secs to install

Dw quenn

[little marten]

1gb a sec, still missing 4.3gb

[somber stream]

Update isn't out for Console yet

[fierce cave]

Too late it's reinstalled

[next stratus]

You know you can be straight even while man loving man

[somber stream]

Well there's that

[brazen pelican]

Oh look, a Monster!

[somber stream]

We'll be playing first

[next stratus]

I have one

[somber stream]

Tag us once the update drop

[next stratus]

Oh wait two

[tall grove]

Age old cope

[next stratus]

Straight in love

[brazen pelican]

I got like 10 in the fridge. Should last me until tomorrow. :3

[orchid skiff]

Astartes animator released this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIUtj5qvMG4

seems to be a xcom type of game though, big whiplash

[tall grove]

Does this mean “straight up in love” or “straight because it’s love”?

[fierce cave]

https://x.com/LocalBateman/status/1984063018129670391?t=8AsVU-gVG-ys8x5YYypTeA&s=19

[fierce cave]

Xcom flashbacks

[next stratus]

Ugh you're straight in love to the guy

That's why you're straight

[tall grove]

Fascinating

I don’t get it

[next stratus]

Just take it

[tall grove]

Erm ayo

That’s pretty sussy Blud

[next stratus]

If you didn't get something just take it?

[blissful kiln]

it's Battle Brothers in space

[tall grove]

And by “it” I mean…well…my diamantine

[brazen pelican]

How to aquire biomass.

[tall grove]

(Please hadron won’t stop taking it from me)

[orchid skiff]

wth i never herad of this and it's got 2k players while being so old

[crisp yoke]

Where?

[brazen pelican]

In front of me. :3

[next stratus]

Um let me think

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[next stratus]

I never thinked before

[brazen pelican]

You mean headache with pictures?

[orchid skiff]

well 1k5

but it's more than mordhau for example

[tall grove]

Thinkin’ is dangerous. Makes noggin’ overheat

[next stratus]

Pictures of ppl having headache?

[blissful kiln]

it's a great game, best fantasy mercenary sim

[brazen pelican]

Eh... Sure.

[next stratus]

No never saw once

Oh here it is "🤦‍♂️ "

[brazen pelican]

True. Why think when can do?

[orchid skiff]

I never think I just type outrageous things and press enter while saying teehee

[next stratus]

Real

[next stratus]

Same I never thought about what will happen next

Just laugh

[finite sun]

Did you guys hear if you kill a demon host you will get one
aquilas

Trust

[next stratus]

I need my boy kissing me

[tall grove]

Okay sah

[orchid skiff]

I have a name you know

[tall grove]

Do you think that just because you’re gay it makes this message any less pathetic?

[next stratus]

I'm about my bf not you

[orchid skiff]

They all say that at first

[finite sun]

[next stratus]

I can't marry two at once.

[orchid skiff]

Therein lies the skill gap

You're not ready for the big leagues

[crisp yoke]

I’m sleepy

[brazen pelican]

Can't? Or won't?

[crisp yoke]

I need a blanket

[next stratus]

Also you're not any close to the age gap between me

[next stratus]

Both

[orchid skiff]

I doubt that

[crisp yoke]

Anyone got a blanket?

And something soft to lay on

Im tired

[next stratus]

My age gap with bf less than day

Kinda lucky to have that

No one complains

Oh why he or you older

[orchid skiff]

Bro robbed the cradle

[low hemlock]

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N 🍬👻💢‼️💢‼️

[next stratus]

Wha?

[tall grove]

A big boi message is the scariest thing that can happen on any Halloween night

[next stratus]

What's the cradle

[low hemlock]

💖

[tall grove]

Just because it’s based doesn’t make it not freaky

[next stratus]

Gay people

[orchid skiff]

newborn baby bed

[next stratus]

Why I need that

[orchid skiff]

I'm getting you pregnant

[next stratus]

I don't have vag

[orchid skiff]

Don't care

[next stratus]

I refuse the sex

[tall grove]

I believe that’s the joke

[low hemlock]

When there’s a hole, there’s a G O A L‼️‼️‼️‼️

[next stratus]

Your penis has it too

[low hemlock]

touchin….

toes

[next stratus]

Damn he's into it

[tall grove]

To be fair some people do stick things there

[tall grove]

Miyazaki? Is that you?

[next stratus]

Yeah awful to see

[drowsy lynx]

Sounds like a bad time

[tall grove]

Yeah, sounds painful

[drowsy lynx]

Pun intended

[tall grove]

I don’t get it, but to each their own

[low hemlock]

it’s a show of D O M I N A N C E of man

[next stratus]

Go dominance in sandboxe

Lil kiddo

[tall grove]

That’s not a kiddo that’s a big boy

[low hemlock]

[tall grove]

A big boi if you will

[low hemlock]

me no lil vro

🥀💔

[next stratus]

Get out stinky kid hit a shower

[low hemlock]

[tall grove]

No country for old goons

[low hemlock]

[next stratus]

Yeah get out

Fuck I'm about

[tall grove]

Insert that one audio that circulated TikTok

You know the one

[next stratus]

Never watched tiktok

Tbh

I feel every time myself as I was born with drug in my blood
I can start laughing for something I'm doing and just of the thoughts

Good thing there's family that ruins day from the start to stop that

[orchid skiff]

Tiktok user located

Target confirmed

[next stratus]

Blow up

[tall grove]

It was say gex audio used in like clash royal videos

[tall grove]

What can i say, the brainrot is good

[inner nimbus]

also shook off some rust in preparation for the updates to come to Darktide soon

man I forgot how much I love Arbites

[next stratus]

Never now never down

[next stratus]

They cool but what about mission connection

[next stratus]

Peep peep sir you are lost connection

[inner nimbus]

sounds like warp issue

[next stratus]

You're being thrown out of mission you been on for 30 minutes

[tall grove]

Oh is it a thing with arbites? I thought i was just unlucky

[next stratus]

No matter race or class you're getting out

[tall grove]

Especially if you’re a dirty knife ear

The tau twinks can stay though

[next stratus]

🥾 💨 🤸

[next stratus]

Who's this tau?

Or thoses

[tall grove]

Someone posted a tau femboy on the Darktide subreddit lmao

A few days ago

[next stratus]

Gonna find

[tall grove]

In relation to the new class

[tender horizon]

It's crazy how good arb feels to simply play with imo

[next stratus]

Damn

Lovely

[tall grove]

Yeah.

Peak

[next stratus]

Shame we have mostly the tech ones

Don't like the machine

[tall grove]

Well hey, there was a guy that did skitari femboy art

Don’t bash the admech

[next stratus]

No

I'm more enjoying when there's full healthy body not the robotic things around

Just like me

Flesh better

[tall grove]

Would you enjoy it more if the cybernetics were more, like, integrated? Like cyberpunk?

[next stratus]

No I love original taste

[tall grove]

Fair

In that case, twink tau next class please

[orchid skiff]

cannibalism

?!

[next stratus]

Yeah eating boys softly 🤤😋

[orchid skiff]

this how you grew to be 190

[next stratus]

Just father genes

Tbh even ass

I just said no need to look

[tired inlet]

crackin' open some boys with the cold ones

[next stratus]

Ruined my mood

I'm leaving

[tall grove]

You got auric storm survivor from your dad? Wow, genes carry a lot

[tired inlet]

either way got carried

[next stratus]

🚪 💨

[tall grove]

I don’t have it yet, but if i did it’d be from a hard carry

[next stratus]

I'm big heavy uncomfortable to carry

[tired inlet]

🚜

[formal mortar]

Nobody ever carries me

[next stratus]

Maid femboy goes to do job

[orchid skiff]

I am a princess and deserve to be carried as such

[next stratus]

👋

[tired inlet]

💆

[tall grove]

gyat

[next stratus]

🫵 🫃

[formal mortar]

Time to make Mac n Cheese

[tall grove]

This is incorrect. I am not yellow

[tired inlet]

add tomatoes and hot sauce

[orchid skiff]

"i can't be pregnant" mf 5 min later :

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Azl8KXa-0

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[round mica]

break time

time for some pho

[arctic escarp]

a

[round mica]

[crisp yoke]

Anyone sleepy?

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

😼

[crisp yoke]

(=^w^=)

Kitty!

[little marten]

I’ll carry you

[hollow anchor]

i just came back to darktide after a long long break. had to remake all my classes, they were completely reset lol. is there no karnak twins anymore?

[shut condor]

Is there a best dump stat sheet for every gun in the game?

[hazy kestrel]

They’re there still pal. In the campaign missions tab.

[hollow anchor]

oh sick! thats new

[hazy kestrel]

Go curbstomp Rodin for me would you?

[hollow anchor]

heck yeah

[formal mortar]

Got a bit of Rodin stuck to my boot

[tawny gorge]

epic sigismund edit

[hollow anchor]

celestine: "you call yourselves warriors of sigusmund "lend me your hate, lend me your wrath, lend me your fire!, let me lead you into battle" goes SO HARD

[elder hare]

Celestine goes hard af

[formal mortar]

Just so you are aware there is an option to turn off the campaign missions for quickplay as well.

[tawny gorge]

her death at the hand of kharn needs a movie

[hollow anchor]

oooh

[hollow anchor]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[formal mortar]

I believe you have to go to the mission terminal, then there is a button that says mission terminal options and you toggle it there

[ruby ravine]

is it just for the australia/asia region that nobody joins mortis trials? I've gone almost a week playing it for various penances and i've only seen a total of 3 people join across that time

[hollow anchor]

found it! thanks 🙂

[drowsy lynx]

For some weapons this is dependent on what class / build you have so most guides only cover this for one class

If you check the pins in a class channel you should find a guide that has dump stats

[ruby ravine]

playing it solo feels impossible when by wave 10 you've got gangs of 10 crushers trying to kill you while you're desperately trying to do objectives

[formal mortar]

It's a small region and that is a mode where I consistently get bots even in NA so probably

[crimson wing]

I can't believe no aquilas for the event what a scam

[ruby ravine]

there's only been 1 event that gave aquilas

[crimson wing]

Fat shart you still owe us 14k aquilas

[ruby ravine]

damn

[crimson wing]

Yeah and it was the only one I liked this one sux azz

[formal mortar]

Oh just saw asia in that too. I mean if you are in Australia tho then that might be why

[ruby ravine]

it's lumped into one server region

[formal mortar]

Ah, we have multiple matchmaking servers

[ruby ravine]

but yeah im in australia

the few times when someone joined felt magical cos for once there was something that could pull it's own weight instead of sandbagging

those bots are braindead

[solid skiff]

Do we know what the new class is going to be ?

[tawny gorge]

darktide bots got nothing on space marine 2 ultramarines

[formal mortar]

Yeah the bots are quite undercooked

Vt2 definitely has better bots

[tawny gorge]

they're adding tau firewarriors next

[ruby ravine]

id be fine with basic veteran bots if they were given a few different loadouts, make an anti armour bot with a plasma gun or bolter

[formal mortar]

The 11th is announcement

[ruby ravine]

devils claw and infantry lasgun aint cutting it lol

[solid skiff]

No one’s data mined it 🙃

[formal mortar]

Patience is a simple thing to have

[elder merlin]

My buddy would freak if that was true

[elder merlin]

Doubt they'd put it in the game

[solid skiff]

I’m blessed w His Light that is all, Ty for your shared wisdom

[ruby ravine]

if the new class isn't admech related im gonna be so disappointed, i mean id still buy/play it, but id still be disappointed lol

[solid skiff]

Isn’t SM 2 getting that?

[ruby ravine]

i mean, kind of

[elder merlin]

I'd laugh

[ruby ravine]

tech marines are the nerdy exchange students of the astartes

[tawny gorge]

yeah

tech morines

[formal mortar]

Have a tech marine named Donatello

[solid skiff]

Can we assume they’d add admech stuff to both games ? Or did SM2 release him already

[ruby ravine]

not out yet unfortunately

[solid skiff]

Well at least we got Halloween ! 🎃 👻

[ruby ravine]

considering the whole arbites multi game release thing gw advertised they might be doing that for admech themed dlcs

[next stratus]

"Oh shut up shut up" the video of fat guy saying about cat being fat

[tawny gorge]

next year

[next stratus]

On job

I've been whole day travelling from job to company centr to home and back to job

Oh I hate this

Why I can't have two SHIFTS right after one another

[glad jewel]

If I need help with getting a penance done where should I post ?

[next stratus]

This labour job are hell

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[crimson wing]

I hope the new class is space marine

[round mica]

you’re funny

[glad jewel]

Thank you!

[glad jewel]

They should make the new class into a cyber mastiff

[crimson wing]

Lil brother mode play as arbitrator dog

[glossy bear]

I managed to achive 46 out of the 60 penances, arbites have

[glossy bear]

It isnt, they said they wont add that

[tawny gorge]

what about a leagues of the vatican member

[glossy bear]

Heresy

[tawny gorge]

deep rock galactic is very popular

[fierce cave]

It might be rage bait

[tawny gorge]

what

how dare you

[inner nimbus]

if we find a space marine on Atoma

we are fucked

[next stratus]

Damn

[tawny gorge]

youre gonna find gay knights on atoma

[glossy bear]

It would probably be a death guard

[glossy bear]

The only official religion is the Imperial Cult and Cult Mechanicus, to think otherwise would be heresy, thread carefully brother you are walking on thin ice

[next stratus]

Ah that's why so long typing

Lore

[ocean widget]

yeah
mobility
mobility/damage for flamer

[tawny gorge]

has dwarf in the name
doesnt know im talking about deep cock intergalactic

[next stratus]

I think he does

Just doesn't want to say for Rock and Stone

[hollow anchor]

deep whAT??

[next stratus]

Joke about game name

[hollow anchor]

ik what drg is lol

[next stratus]

Deep rock galactic

[hollow anchor]

thats not what he said lol, his version sounds like a particular cosplay video

[west coral]

gifs dont work apparently

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-i-saw-waht-you-deleted-deleted-doakes-james-doakes-gif-13276549325124160491

[west coral]

:|

[ocean widget]

fym apparently

[next stratus]

And?

[ocean widget]

theres no embed perms

[tawny gorge]

no perms

[ocean widget]

check aquilas pinned message @west coral

[west coral]

im not too worried about it

[next stratus]

It's definitely was a joke

[west coral]

😛 i'll take your word for it

[hollow anchor]

i think youre missing my add on to that joke lol

[ocean widget]

several sources of proof they can easily see and have seen
"ill take your word for it"
what the fuck

[next stratus]

I might

[tawny gorge]

how mods felt taking away image perms

grrrr

[next stratus]

What I miss specifically

[tawny gorge]

blimey

[ocean widget]

willow says it sounds like a porn title

[next stratus]

Fuck then I get it

But it's a joke after

[hollow anchor]

yeah....

[untold skiff]

Is the new class engineer from ror2?

[next stratus]

Not real one or?

[ocean widget]

no

[next stratus]

Good

No need to kill after

[ocean widget]

there is a playlist though

[hollow anchor]

lmaoooo

[ocean widget]

does appear to be just some guy playing DRG

[untold skiff]

Deep cock galactic is fav game.

[ocean widget]

a black orange playlist not a YT one

[next stratus]

Shit shut up everyone I stop understanding you all

[ocean widget]

no yeah literally just a guy playing DRG
neat

[hollow anchor]

im sure it exists somewhere, just havent been that deep down the cave YET

[next stratus]

My brain ain't processing this all

[tawny gorge]

darktide if it was peak

[next stratus]

Can we just talk about something else

[ocean widget]

no

[next stratus]

My brain cells much more smarter than this conversation might be

[ocean widget]

im doubting that one chief

[somber stream]

I did it

[ocean widget]

made a phylactery?

[somber stream]

I got my first non-lethal extract with randos

[ocean widget]

oh

noice

[next stratus]

No there's another one on other side

[somber stream]

We did murdered a bunch of people before that but still

[little marten]

That guy must’ve been so happy when we showed up

[somber stream]

Yeah, he did well rolling around, surviving

And then, the cavalry arrived out of nowhere

Drones fell left and right, boom pow

[little marten]

I wonder if the other guy hiding in the metro was his friend lol

[somber stream]

Oh i bet

[little marten]

Left him to the vultures

[somber stream]

All fair and game on the surface

[little marten]

To hold a man’s life in your palms

[next stratus]

What are you talking about

[somber stream]

I had my sight on his head for a moment there ngl

We're talking about Arc Raiders

[next stratus]

Oh

[somber stream]

The new extraction shooter game, it's very fun

[next stratus]

Boring

[little marten]

The city map is my favourite so far

Given we’ve only played 2 of the maps

[ancient violet]

Marathon 😈

[somber stream]

On life support

And it's not even out yet

[little marten]

Wait did marathon come out yet

Oh lol

[next stratus]

Just like the game Sand not interesting either

PvP is shi

[ancient violet]

Good I can't wait for Bungie to fold 🙏🏻

[somber stream]

Same

That skin walker needs to die

[crisp yoke]

Hit guys

How are you doing?

[next stratus]

Oh that reject

Hi number guy

[little marten]

Still no 🍋

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no, you’ve reminded me of the OG Marathon lore rabbit hole.

[crisp yoke]

-# hey…

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t thought about Marathon in a while

[somber stream]

Think it's based on the biomes

[little marten]

One day we’ll use the blue key 🙏

[round mica]

how’s that battlefield battle royale premium experience

[next stratus]

Going home

[crisp yoke]

Ah

[somber stream]

I don't play BR

[crisp yoke]

I see you changed ur pfp

[somber stream]

I've been Raiding with Nurgle lately though

[crisp yoke]

Didint know you were a femboy

Good for you

[round mica]

destiny 2???

[next stratus]

I said it so much Infront of you

[somber stream]

No?????

Ewww

[little marten]

We’ve been raiding the arc brother

[crisp yoke]

When?

[somber stream]

Arc Raiders

[round mica]

i forgot that game existed

[somber stream]

Yeah it just launched yesterday or so

[next stratus]

When you asked for sugar

[round mica]

epic

[crisp yoke]

Oh I don’t remember

Anyways

What’s it like wearing thigh highs?

[next stratus]

Some of them nice

[crisp yoke]

Question

What do thigh highs feel like?

[hollow anchor]

freedom

[crisp yoke]

? Elaborate

[next stratus]

Better than trousers

[crisp yoke]

You don’t wear pants?

[hollow anchor]

everything can breathe

[crisp yoke]

Just thigh highs?

[next stratus]

You can

[crisp yoke]

Like what?

[crisp yoke]

I know I wear pants

[hollow anchor]

uhhhh

[wicked pond]

hello is here the place to ask for ppl who play havocs 40?

[next stratus]

I still prefer not to do that I live together with family

[crisp yoke]

Ah.

Fair enough

I do hope I didint make you uncomfortable with my questions

[next stratus]

Don't even cared

[crisp yoke]

Alright

Anyyyways

[next stratus]

Ask more

[crisp yoke]

Now that I know…

One moment

I have changed my name

[inland mantle]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[next stratus]

Lol

[crisp yoke]

:3

Didint know how ppl felt

I match the disciption of physical appearance

And I like strong women

So

I think by default that makes me a femboy

[wicked pond]

Than you!

[elder hare]

You look like a local? My condolences

[crisp yoke]

?

No it’s just

I’m small and skinny

And like tall strong women

[next stratus]

I'm tall

Kinda strong but feminine

[crisp yoke]

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be tall

Witch sucks when it comes to the type of women I liek

[crisp yoke]

Taller than me…

Eh

Probably won’t get into a relationship

[hazy kestrel]

Strong / tall women are great.

[crisp yoke]

Indeed

[next stratus]

Oh just hang on horizontal bar every day

[crisp yoke]

?

Wdym

[next stratus]

To get taller

[crisp yoke]

I’m already getting taller

Via age growth

I don’t need to get even taller

[next stratus]

Trust me this only helps that

[crisp yoke]

Yes but I’m already getting taller

I don’t want to be too tall

[next stratus]

You will not bruh

Hanging on horizontal bar helping with back pain

[crisp yoke]

Oh

I ll remember that for when I have back pain

Thabks

[next stratus]

Yw

[crisp yoke]

:3

[next stratus]

It's so bad without it horizontal bar close to me

I'm gonna moan soon if I don't get massage

[crisp yoke]

. . .

Didn’t need to know that last part ngl

[next stratus]

I say what I want

Called free will

[crisp yoke]

Fair. Rough I suppose

We all got free will

Until the spaghetti frogs take over

[next stratus]

Who

[crisp yoke]

I’ll send photos

[jade stump]

Does being Italian give you favor against spaghetti frogs?

[next stratus]

Idk I'm Ukrainian at same time

[jade stump]

Gotta love a mixed past lol

I’m a decent crockpot of races myself