general-chat

[elder merlin]

Do you need the image?

[orchid skiff]

we are all maxine on this blessed night

[elder merlin]

She was one of our resident trans friends, but now she has forgotten us

[little marten]

I dunno I was pretty cringe at 17

Still am 😈

[fast cosmos]

i'll never be a ho named maxine

[fossil oasis]

Tbh same. I think basically everyone is at least a lil cringe at 17

[fast cosmos]

uggo name

i'd be.. a mary kate.

or a rosemary.

[ocean widget]

red state
#general-chat message
wanting estrogen plus trans flag in profile
#general-chat message
says shes the only person most of the time at public gatherings that shes the only brown trans person
#general-chat message

[orchid skiff]

tf are those names

[untold skiff]

I was a big edgelord at 13-14 but I think I was mostly done being a teenager when I was 17.

[orchid skiff]

get back to maxine

[fair bridge]

attention seeking behavior like being unnecessarily hostile and cruel to others is incredibly fucking cringe unless i'm doing it because i'm hot

[fossil oasis]

Nah, I don't like to shittalk people's names unless it's genuinely awful. Maxine is a nice name imo

[little marten]

1 rule; never be cruel

[blissful kiln]

damn, batman

[orchid skiff]

proof ?

[fossil oasis]

Bro got reciepts

[elder merlin]

Sent them @blissful kiln

[little marten]

Or a pedo I guess but luckily that’s not the case

[ocean widget]

nah i just remembered a couple words
not much detective skills there

[blissful kiln]

do it

[fossil oasis]

Booo, it's always bad. I like to be nice to people

I've blocked a couple people in here because they said mean things to me that I didn't like, easier to do that than engage with it or anything else

[ocean widget]

decent lass
not surprised if the brain damage story was true because major personality changes can happen because of it

best to mourn and move on for the relatives

[little marten]

It’s not.

[fair bridge]

brother do you believe everything that everyone says

[ocean widget]

notice the word if

[untold skiff]

Idk I occasionally make sarcastic remarks at people if they're being a dumbass.

[little marten]

I appreciate the benefit of the doubt you’ve shown actually

[ocean widget]

it is possible she is lying
it is possible she isnt

[little marten]

That’s a classy move

[untold skiff]

Don't think I've been too mean though

[ocean widget]

ah nah ive just got the same thing
no personality change that i know of other than a total lack of creativity

different section of the brain got hit for sure though

[orchid skiff]

what the hell did @fair bridge do this time

[ocean widget]

same thing boxers get
except i hate sports so funny how that works out

[little marten]

You seem creative to me

[blissful kiln]

it is possible that deez are in fact nuts

[fossil oasis]

I wonder if that's why I struggle to be creative

I doubt it

But like what if

[ocean widget]

how many fights did ya get in as a child

[untold skiff]

I think my brain is mostly normal.

[fossil oasis]

Like 1, when I was like 15 or 16

[ocean widget]

nah mate i was way more creative back then
ask me to write a creative story now though and you'll be shit outta luck

[ocean widget]

aye so you're probably fine

i went through the ringer as a kid

[fair bridge]

not my fault those kids were selling lemonade without a permit. we live in a society and they need to follow the rules.

[little marten]

Shit brother I am sorry to hear that

[crisp yoke]

I’ve discovered another thing

[fossil oasis]

Tbh I think it was probably 2020 that killed my creativity since I was sat inside all the time and not doing a whole lot

[crisp yoke]

Inaudible whispers

I like

[ocean widget]

im not
my english teachers were dicks and i enjoyed pissing em off

[crisp yoke]

Anyways

How are yall?

[fair bridge]

perfect as always

[crisp yoke]

Glad to hear

[untold skiff]

I got creativity just no drive or passion burn out is real.

[crisp yoke]

What?

[little marten]

The classic add

[rocky radish]

Fair. I have zero respect for the vast majority of English teachers, and I am one

[fossil oasis]

Good, but also like not sure what I wanna do

Hbu?

[little marten]

I’ve had some fucking insanely good English teachers and I’ve had some fucking awful ones

[crisp yoke]

Very very sleepy

[fair bridge]

the best teachers i ever had were history teachers

[untold skiff]

Used to draw a shit ton as a child haven't touched a pencil in over 6-7 years now.

[fair bridge]

and engineering teachers

[fossil oasis]

Why not go bed then?

[crisp yoke]

25m

[ocean widget]

memorys still shit though
dont expect that to change but yknow, aint forgot the things i do want to but have probably forgotten things i didnt
alls fair in love n war and all that though

[elder merlin]

Alright, who done it? Who released the freaktide?

[crisp yoke]

I go to bed a 10pm

[little marten]

Damn that’s true man

[crisp yoke]

It’s 9:35pm

[ocean widget]

yeah english teachers over here are a bunch of knobs

[little marten]

They actually love history

[crisp yoke]

25 more minutes….

[rocky radish]

One of the dangers of being one of the good ones is you get way more work because everyone wants lessons with you. But no extra pay

[fossil oasis]

I had like 1 bad english teacher in school. So funny tho because she got suspended like a year after I left for takin a pic of a kid in a bathroom

[rocky radish]

(I don't work in a traditional school)

[elder merlin]

Well then

[fossil oasis]

All the rest where good tho

[little marten]

Ah..

[fossil oasis]

Wdym?

[ocean widget]

dont remember if one of em was a nonce
know he got caught stealing though

[fair bridge]

i had this one guy who had a doctorate and he would just lean on his desk at the front of the class and tell the lesson like it was a story and he saw what was going on with his own eyes

[untold skiff]

I feel like I learn more when the person trying to teach me has passion for what they are passing onto me.

[fair bridge]

pretty great guy

[elder merlin]

One of the math teachers got caught fucking a student in his classroom after school

[fossil oasis]

She claimed it was to "find out who was in the bathroom", like wtf?

[elder merlin]

At my high school

[fair bridge]

he got me to join the debate team

i should not have listened to him

[untold skiff]

Like the subject matter is the same but if they are passionate about it I'll be more engaged.

[little marten]

Predators gonna predate

[fossil oasis]

Yup

[elder merlin]

Saw him in at my orthodontist once, it was a little awkward

[crisp yoke]

25 more minutes

[little marten]

I wish I’d had teachers that backed me more tbf

[fossil oasis]

Pretty sure she resigned too, and didn't go back after her suspension

[fossil oasis]

Ohh right, fair ig

[thorny cave]

Yo

[fair bridge]

we had a spanish teacher hooking up with a football player. incredibly crazy

[little marten]

Probably for the best lol

[rocky radish]

I couldn't care less about the subject I teach. But I'm easily bored so I try to make the lesson interesting and fun to entertain myself. Turns out students like that too

[thorny cave]

What’s the general consensus on the talent reworks?

[fossil oasis]

One of my spanish teachers was a former female MMA fighter

She was crazy

[orchid skiff]

do you have lucia's permission to post her picture

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, really hope she's not still teaching somewhere else

[fossil holly]

i had a teacher hit me once lmao

he got fired

[blissful kiln]

lucia has white hair

[fossil holly]

tbh i deserved it

[fossil oasis]

Yeah not surprised, pretty sure that shit aint allowed anymore

[fossil oasis]

I like them

[tired inlet]

this is why I teach software engineering

[untold skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/a-child-vine-vines-only-thing-worse-than-a-rapist-child-gif-17395596

[ocean widget]

it removed the loner talent so im happy with em

[little marten]

I’m not sure any child should be hit

Actually that’s bs

[untold skiff]

Losing embeds was the greatest loss to gen chat

[fair bridge]

i think the only people that had a problem with any of the changes were zealot loner players but they're not even really human beings if you think about it

[fossil holly]

no im not saying i should have been hit, but i deserved it like i was asking for it

[tired inlet]

it was deserved.

[fossil holly]

i was, not nice my junior year

[elder merlin]

[tidal gyro]

i love bolt pistol

[little marten]

🙏

[ocean widget]

how olds a junior
i dont know this america shit

[little marten]

Now look at you

A delight manifest flesh

[ocean widget]

[fossil holly]

16-17

[fair bridge]

gun to your head 2x pimpy or 3x bape

[jaunty path]

child abuse is bad and as the adult he should have acted better

[ocean widget]

that'd explain it

[tired inlet]

Grade 11; secondary school

[tidal gyro]

that is funny emoji

[fossil holly]

oh yea, im not saying i was being a dick for no reason, i was a snotty kid but i was being a dick lol

[thorny cave]

Yeah I’m still not feelin marksman keystone. Must be skill issue

[orchid skiff]

you're no fun when you're on your meds

[blissful kiln]

some children are absolutely terrible and don't understand any other language

and teachers have no power anymore

[ocean widget]

you were going through puberty so tbf not entirely your fault

[fair bridge]

idiot

[fossil holly]

i agree lmao

[jaunty path]

I can be the same way with or without my meds

[ocean widget]

thats the one that relied on crabwalking pre-talent rework right?

[fair bridge]

giggling + kicking my feet + checking my phone

[blissful kiln]

all you need to do is hit heads

[jaunty path]

Hitting them only perpetuates the issue and leaves trauma. and often turns them more violent and emotionally intense.

[fossil holly]

oh yea, thats how people are at that age, but you also have to learn to restrain yourself

[ocean widget]

yeah it is
that keystone is going to remain fucking abysmal until it gets reworked entirely

[thorny cave]

It pretty much buffs your finesse dmg right?

[blazing ibex]

Keystone is fine.

[ocean widget]

+1% reload +7.5% finesse strength per stack

[blazing ibex]

Pathing is not.

[blissful kiln]

it has been reworked

[ocean widget]

does rely on your allies not killing em before you can

[ocean widget]

entirely was the word there

[blissful kiln]

it's ridiculously easy to keep up max stacks

it's a free buff basically

[fair bridge]

boosting my own server just to steal more stickers

[ocean widget]

weapon specialist is strong as shit
focus target is passive
marksman focus is there

[blazing ibex]

It's really good actually. The issue is the pathing to it.

[little marten]

Not to be a miserable fucker but what a eye opening slap in the face to realise how much misery was caused by parents

[thorny cave]

Guess it’s weird to me to focus more on shooting to buff juggle vs occasionally shooting

[orchid skiff]

your sins will never be forgiven.

[shut condor]

What's the best way to farm ordo dockets?

[blissful kiln]

marksman's focus is also passive wdym

[blazing ibex]

Vet rework 2: electric boogaloo

Coming soon

[fossil oasis]

Chat do I spend like another £25 on Aquilas for cosmetics again

[thorny cave]

Or frequently because it seems they increased bomber and flamer spawns

[fossil holly]

so i play martydom zealot, and ive heard people hate people that play martyrdom zealot, am i a bad person

[ocean widget]

whats the pathing like
when i used it it sucked

[fair bridge]

take the ordo docket trait on your curios and grind that shit out

and do the events

sell trash

[ocean widget]

marksman you need to actively keep stacks up
focus target you can just let it regen and ping occasionally

[blissful kiln]

give me 25 pounds so I can spend them for you

[blissful kiln]

have you... read the keystone?

[fossil oasis]

Nooo I need them for me to get cosmetics

[blissful kiln]

you keep up the stacks by playign the game

[ocean widget]

i have it pulled up right now

[shut condor]

I completely forgot about the trait, good call

[fair bridge]

these are all bangers

[little marten]

Hello

[ocean widget]

ranged weakspot kills
doesnt exactly do much unless you're a ranged focused build

[orchid skiff]

i'm never posting a sticker again

[blissful kiln]

you just hit headshot kills 10-15 times and then hit heads with any weapon

[fair bridge]

this is how i win

[misty trench]

my 6th grade teacher got suspended for bullying the children

[tired inlet]

imagine not hitting headshots 100% of the time

[thorny cave]

lol

[blissful kiln]

you don't even need 100%of the time

[misty trench]

some teachers just shouldn't be allowed into the profression

[blissful kiln]

you just hit a head every 5s

[fossil holly]

suspended????

[blazing ibex]

A lot of good vet builds run down bottom middle and right

[jaunty path]

grown ass adults like that needs their ass kicked

[fossil holly]

no way

[ocean widget]

imagine being in a situation where you can consistently use your gun to make headshot kills instead of quickdrawing it

[tired inlet]

I can't help it

[fossil holly]

he needs to get fired lmao

[jaunty path]

Too many man children.

[wanton spindle]

Imagine having beef with kids

[blazing ibex]

Marksman focus being on bottom left is the real issue because the talents there aren't that good.

[ocean widget]

yeah thats because the other 2 keystones dont focus specifically on range
plus exe stance is kinda meh and infilitrate is just shit by the fact its a stealth perk

[fair bridge]

fair to say balatro is one of the best games of all time

[blissful kiln]

ranged focused keystone
works best with ranged build
no wae

[blazing ibex]

but

[fossil holly]

most teachers are just people who have a superiority complex (any teachers in this server, im sure you are a perfect human and everyone loves you)

[blazing ibex]

The keystone is actually good.

[ocean widget]

yes wae

[shut condor]

Do events give more than running quick play? Also what difficulty is best for farming dockets? Should I run on damnation or auric?

[fair bridge]

i'm ensconced in balatro

[blazing ibex]

Amazing with Helbore tbh

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFr0jkYJsY

[little marten]

Teaching here can also be considered a last resort for some folks looking for work

[fast cosmos]

auric qp

[wanton spindle]

I remember my 4th grade teacher cried infront of us, don’t remember why tho

[blazing ibex]

Exe stance is not meh

[fossil holly]

yea but to teach you need to like prep for it with college

[little marten]

As such you have a lot of the nastiest kids themselves going on to be in positions of teaching over kids

[ocean widget]

my experience it is

[fair bridge]

events give you a lump sum of dockets after completing one of the tiers. i don't know what the metrics are for docket earnings at different difficulties because honestly it becomes a non-issue after you just play the game for a while

[jaunty path]

Yeah no I can't do teaching I don't want to deal with kids especially now. I already hated my classmates in middle school

[ocean widget]

granted i run around with a revolver and a knife so my experience is probably different to you

[jaunty path]

I hate rowdy kids who just act like complete Jack A's.

[little marten]

I think I’d like to teach English

[fair bridge]

higher difficulties do give you more, modifiers add onto that

[little marten]

But I think kids would think I’m a dork lmao

[fair bridge]

same with experience

that amount is listed on the mission terminal page for the mission you're selecting

[tired inlet]

H.I.S.T. Damnation + 3x Scripts

[ocean widget]

unless you're a cunt children wont give a shit

[fossil holly]

why does my gun mastery level so much faster then my axe mastery

[blazing ibex]

That's exactly the kind of build exe stance likes

[jaunty path]

All kids would at that standard.

It really depends how "cool" you are

[wanton spindle]

Same, it’s the reason why I’m kind of scared of kids

[little marten]

Imagine inspiring just 1 kid to do something great or what they’d never thought capable of

[ocean widget]

ah
well in that case its fucking abysmal

[little marten]

That’s pretty sweet yknow

[orchid skiff]

smoke a cigar while wearing sunglasses and they'll see ur a badass

[fossil holly]

do crack, thats pretty cool

[ocean widget]

if you can inspire a child in the UK to do something great you're the fucking messiah nurgle

[wanton spindle]

They can just tell what your insecurities are

[little marten]

Alas if only

Also teachers get paid fuck all lol

[tall grove]

Inspire them to leave the UK

[ocean widget]

aint that the fuckin truth

[ocean widget]

run forrest run

[little marten]

I’d love to leave the U.K. tbf

[fossil holly]

thats part of the reason teachers suck

[fossil oasis]

Same tbh

[fossil holly]

they dont get paid enough

so the school is scraping the bottom of the barrel

[fossil oasis]

I wanna go live in the Netherlands I think

[ocean widget]

bottom of the barrel is an overstatement

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-8675616492999829547

[tired inlet]

I have to buy printer paper for my wife because her school doesn't have a flexible supply budget

[fossil holly]

ikr

[fossil oasis]

It doesn't help that so many parents just don't raise their kids properly so they treat all their teachers like shit too

[tall grove]

The nether 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

[fossil oasis]

There's issues on both sides

[ocean widget]

like holy shit there can be some class teachers
but there can also be fucking abysmal ones

[ocean widget]

RIP

[wanton spindle]

I wana leave my state in general cuz of how boring it is but idk where I’d go

[ocean widget]

have you tried the titanic

i've heard thats imploding with popularity recently

[fossil holly]

have you tried michigan

detroit

have fun there

its like gta

irl gta

[wanton spindle]

I should give it a look, maybe strand myself by building a horribly designed submarine

[blazing ibex]

Okay wait have you like

Used it at all since the rework

[ocean widget]

thats brazil

[ocean widget]

yes

[fossil holly]

LMFAO

[tired inlet]

I donate entire wide screenmonitors to her co-workers from my IT supply because they just have chromebooks

[wanton spindle]

I don’t think I wana go somewhere that is compared to GTA 💀

[ocean widget]

middle or high school?

[blazing ibex]

Because idk how being able to tank gunners and ragers with no toughness loss whatsoever is "bad"

[fossil holly]

yea but your the main character

you wont die

[little marten]

Death is impossible

[fossil holly]

youll just end up in a hospital everytime

get blown up

hospital

[tired inlet]

one day I brought a ladder and a 50ft cat5e to run it through the ceiling tiles because their smart TV's don't work if the wireless network goes down because they use google casting which requires off-site server-access.

[wanton spindle]

AHEM devil man crybaby AHEM

[tired inlet]

high school

[fossil holly]

spontaneously combust

hospital

[ocean widget]

i mean i dont need to tank them when i can just shoot n stab em

[tall grove]

Devil man cry…. Say that fast…

[ocean widget]

what the fuck

where the fuck are you raziel

[fossil holly]

swap n for a y and it will be good

[ocean widget]

devil man crn

[blazing ibex]

Yeah. And you have wallhacks and extra ranged damage to do that, betterer.

[ocean widget]

extra ranged damage means nothing for a knife

[blazing ibex]

And stun immunity and constant toughness regen.

[ocean widget]

oh turkey

that explains it

[tired inlet]

The hellscape of Florida, where they encourage the politically deranged and delusion to sue my wife personally if she says something they don't like

[ocean widget]

oh not turkey

[ocean widget]

yeah florida is unsurprising

[wanton spindle]

Nvm I just remembered there’s a homeless wizard here

[blazing ibex]

Like, it ain't bad at all right now and I'd argue it's good for melee builds because of the stun immunity

[fossil holly]

where did you get turkey?

[tall grove]

Gonna be real sad when you go under water

[fossil holly]

out of curiosity

[ocean widget]

raziels steam profile

[tired inlet]

I will move.

[fossil holly]

oh

[ocean widget]

its set to istanbul

[orchid skiff]

I have a name you know

[tired inlet]

I lied.

[blissful kiln]

and it's basically a permanent ability

[fossil holly]

no you dont

[tall grove]

The captain must go down with his ship

[ocean widget]

isnt set to constantinople surprisingly

[orchid skiff]

b-but..

[fossil oasis]

One of my friends is set to Angola because his steam profile is Jonas Savimbi. Don't always trust steam profile location

[fossil holly]

im Rewdy

youre nobody

[wanton spindle]

He’s right behind me isn’t he? 🤓☝️

[orchid skiff]

[fossil holly]

youre just a figment of my imagination

[ocean widget]

yup
better guess than none though

[tall grove]

Why is this from Elden ring PvP?

[ocean widget]

jfc

[blissful kiln]

I'm Albanian

[fossil oasis]

I suppose

[blissful kiln]

according to my steam profile

[tired inlet]

I am not the captain of Florida. I'm not from this state. My employer moved me.

[ocean widget]

exe stance doesnt give stun immunity last i checked

[orchid skiff]

I think they added it to their discord server

[ocean widget]

ok
the janitor must go down with the ship

[misty trench]

like fired but for teachers because teachers are really hard to fire if you don't straight up commit a felony

[tired inlet]

SS13 has taught me otherwise.

[misty trench]

I KNOW

[tall grove]

A cruel fate to be sure

[gaunt wind]

Some of these kids are assholes to be fair

[blazing ibex]

It does.

[ocean widget]

huh
neat

[tired inlet]

<< grillin' bergs for the little league team I sponsored is now cancelled

[blazing ibex]

It actually even fixes the power sword bug where it deactivates when you get hit in an attack

Which is really nice.

Like this is not propaganda. Exe stance is genuinely really good. It just isn't shout.

Infiltrate? Pure, unfettered ass though.

[tired inlet]

routinely having perma execution stance in High Intensity because there's so many gunners it refreshes before it's over is fun

[blissful kiln]

i'd like some QoL for exe stance to make targets out of LoS a different color

i shoot walls too often

[fossil oasis]

Boooo

Infiltrate is good

I like it

[blissful kiln]

they are kind of different, but it's two shades of yellow

[blazing ibex]

I'm saying this so they buff it

[tired inlet]

using smoke grenades and then popping execution stance so it's like NVG's and you're just doing darkroom kills is rad

[blazing ibex]

Seriously it does need a buff.

[tall grove]

VoC better

[blazing ibex]

Cooldown is ridiculously long.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's true

Cooldown could be shorter

[blazing ibex]

That solely being the reason it's bad right now.

[tired inlet]

carrying a stim helps

[fossil oasis]

I think I did pretty well for our team with my infiltrate build on vet earlier

[tall grove]

If you’re up to play again I can take my vet

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, I always try grab a concentration stim when using infiltrate. No one else seems to take em so it's usually easy to get one, provided they actually spawn

[blazing ibex]

You're just good enough to make use of it then.

[tired inlet]

Infiltrate can be useful as an "Oh shit" button but it can also be used well to close a gap to a gunner line; an d it still operates as a good backstab to insta-gib a crusher/bulwark for whimsy.

[blazing ibex]

But it is significantly underpowered compared to the other options currently only because of the uptime being so horrendously bad.

[tired inlet]

maybe if it stacked x2 like the zealot?

[blissful kiln]

tbh

[blazing ibex]

That's a subnode.

Which makes the cooldown a full minute.

[blissful kiln]

the game could use longer cds on everything

and less spam as compensation

[blissful kiln]

abilities don't feel special

[tired inlet]

I think you outta cool down

[blissful kiln]

when you just press them every 5s

[tall grove]

They’re combat abilities, not specials

[tired inlet]

from those HOT TAKES

[fossil oasis]

I would hop on but I might be too tired to lock in properly ngl

[agile raven]

I'm fine with the horde spam.

[blissful kiln]

why is it a hot take? that's exactly how vermintide works and it's great

[fossil oasis]

Like I don't have the energy for games rn tbh

[tall grove]

Then don’t, it’s up to you

[fossil oasis]

Free all day tomorrow tho probably

So like lmk

[elder merlin]

Your schools have money?

[tall grove]

I’m not, got school. I’ll say when I’m playing again tomorrow

[tired inlet]

Bounty Hunter critting headshots and getting his cooldown back almost immediately

[fossil oasis]

School? Huh??? Yeah alr, lmk when you're on then

[tired inlet]

foot knight bashing into a hrode and getting 50-90% back

[fossil oasis]

[tall grove]

Will do

[twin flower]

Ree

[fossil oasis]

[twin flower]

its already november soon , jaysus

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, kinda crazy

Got like 3 things i'm lookin forward too for November

[tall grove]

Class reveal

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, really excited for that :3

Also my partners bday like the day before it too so we're goin out for a meal

And there's a gig i'm goin too

[tired inlet]

if they did, I wouldn't buyin' fukken supplies and doing volunteer IT work, would I

[minor narwhal]

fred fastbear as new class

[fast cosmos]

what is a fred fastbear

[minor narwhal]

quite fast

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-bear-fast-funny-gif-21652027

[fossil oasis]

Fredbear

[elder merlin]

[twin flower]

who?

[full smelt]

saw the fast builds edit mod on reddit last night

but forgot its name

[minor narwhal]

talent tree ux improvements?

[full smelt]

anyone knows which mod i mean? and also could say its name

[full smelt]

yeah

found it ty

ong add it to the vanilla game

[minor narwhal]

i hope they do add more qol mods to vanilla

[elder merlin]

If only fatshark was good

[dense iris]

I wish i ran into more cadian players

[twin flower]

Wish there was more free cosmetic options

[tired inlet]

they added more cosmetics in the commissary last patch

including new shock mace models found nowhere else

[minor narwhal]

im surprised they remembered commissary exists

[twin flower]

When was the last patch

[jaunty path]

Question for all of you how well can you rememeber your childhood

[astral basin]

Squirrel with a gun

[fossil oasis]

They should extend Hestias Blessings imo, to accomodate the new penances, arbites class and also the new class we're gettin and give us more cosmetics through that

[tired inlet]

decently, but I'm near eidetic; I'm not like, say, Tim Rogers, who has hypothymesia

[tall grove]

But then Fatshark would have to do something

[fossil oasis]

We are gettin a whole new class tho so that's a lot more than they usually do

[arctic escarp]

I dont remember anything before kindergarten and anything in kindergarten and elementary is very hazy

[tall grove]

Because that’ll make money

[tired inlet]

it's what happened when Artbies came in

[fossil oasis]

There's specific things I remember quite well but a lot of it, I don't

[twin flower]

Hope its not just a new class and some new weaps as well

[tired inlet]

new titles, armor, icons, etc.

[green beacon]

i wish the cadians would break themselves apart like their planet smh smh

[fossil oasis]

A lot of it is a blur

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that would be nice tbh

I want Meltas

[twin flower]

me wanting more las themed weapons lmao

[tired inlet]

if you put anything on a grilled cheese besides cheese it's a melt

[twin flower]

or a rework of the infantry las ngl, they're kinda terrible

[fossil oasis]

Nah I like the regular infantry Las

[green beacon]

fart shart should make ilas even worse

[fossil oasis]

The carbine one is alright too ig but not for me

[twin flower]

I mean its alright, but in higher difficulties its just horrid

[tall grove]

Just make it full auto I don’t wanna spam click

[green beacon]

#nerf ilas

[fossil oasis]

I feel like Recon Las basically dominates the las category tbh

[green beacon]

#nerfvet

[green beacon]

helbore

[twin flower]

Recon is aight, i Just dont like it as a weapon lmao

[fossil oasis]

What's so good about Helbore?

[green beacon]

and laspistol

[twin flower]

Wish there was something between that and the infantry las

[tired inlet]

rapid-shot infantry lasgun gives people RSI

[twin flower]

RSI?

[jaunty path]

powerful sniper

[tall grove]

Yeah but I hate charged weapons

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetitive_strain_injury

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, not a fan of Helbore being charge tbh.

[twin flower]

weakness

[fossil oasis]

Might just be because i'm not used to it

[jaunty path]

It takes no time to charge with the right blessings.

[green beacon]

and with the right mods

[tall grove]

Don’t care. I hate charged weapons

[twin flower]

Wish that auto charge mod when you ADS is already a vanilla thing tho

[fossil oasis]

What autocharge mod?

[tired inlet]

it also wears down your mouse from clicking 5000 times/hour

[fossil oasis]

I might need that

[jaunty path]

starts crying

honestly the helbores sights are the most annoying fuckin thing

[twin flower]

idk the name but some peeps in vet channel use it

[tired inlet]

iron sights just like how gramps used to kill nazis with

[green beacon]

p2w ahh sights

[twin flower]

I have yet to mod my game lmao

[tall grove]

They got improved

[fossil oasis]

I think I just found it

[green beacon]

get weapon customization

[twin flower]

noice

[green beacon]

best mod 10/10

sometimes bricks your game but its worth it

[fossil oasis]

Isn't it broken rn?

Or has the new version of it been released?

[green beacon]

idk i havent played darktide in a while

[jaunty path]

it needs to be better

[ancient violet]

nah the mod is too unstable

[tall grove]

Should be a scope tbh

[fossil oasis]

Just checked nexus, weapon customisations been hidden on nexus for now

[ancient violet]

also provides no useful value to anything that u can already get in other mods

[twin flower]

i think a scope in darktide is kinda weird considering you cant take your time aiming with it

[green beacon]

think of the drip on your weapons tho

[fossil oasis]

I checked it a couple weeks ago and the guy behind it said he was reworkin and rebuilding it to be better so probably why

[ancient violet]

sure but again, if it is unstable it doesn't matter the drip since you are always crahsing 💀

[green beacon]

drip >>>>> stability all the time

[ancient violet]

i mean I want the game to run so I can see my drip

[green beacon]

whats the point in killing eretics if my gun doesnt look cool

[twin flower]

had one that just made your char have drip as well but i had it removed ever since the update

[tired inlet]

hence why I don't respect my QP rejects if they don't have trinkets on their weapons

"Do they even know how to play?"

"Why no weapon trinket?"

[ancient violet]

i think fatshark also stopped greenlighting it

so it isn't on nexus anymore

[green beacon]

that one made my darktide refuse to open until i removed it lmao

the drip was too powerful

[tall grove]

I just don’t like the clipping issues

[fossil oasis]

I don't like having trinkets on my weapons

I've never understood it in games tbh

[tired inlet]

look at these loser-ass opinions

[lucid yoke]

weapon customization mod is good but you almost never see that fuckin trinket

its tiny

weapon skins are worth more

[tall grove]

I will put them on some weapons though

[fossil oasis]

I don't want some trinket I put on my house keys to be on a gun instead

[twin flower]

Its its purely cosmetic, then yeah I dont either

[blazing ibex]

I hate the trinkets tbh

[lucid yoke]

they're just a keychain you slapped on your gun

[tired inlet]

big skull hangin' from the barrel of my infantry lasgun

[lucid yoke]

worthless

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's kinda why I don't like them tbh

[tired inlet]

eye of the omnissiah on my sniper rifle

[green beacon]

this is true they should add labubu trinket

[blazing ibex]

Distracting as all hell at least on melee weapons

[green beacon]

will fix everything

[lucid yoke]

the only good one is that mechanicus cogwheel

[twin flower]

wish weapon customizations was more a thing in darktide

[tired inlet]

inquisitor medal hangin' from my axe

[twin flower]

make your rejects feel more unique about their gear or something

[green beacon]

the point is that all we have is like pieces of salvaged scrap tbf

[lucid yoke]

oh good now i can jangle keys for the heretic

[tired inlet]

not keys, but literally prayer bells

[lucid yoke]

and yet we can get all these fancy weapons from hallowette

[blazing ibex]

Tbf Morrow gets pissed about her pricing on those.

[lucid yoke]

and fuckin plasma guns and relic blades

[blazing ibex]

Morrow is all of us.

[fossil oasis]

Well, not all of it is salvaged scrap. It's also like recovered weapons from other fallen strike teams, the Moebian guardsmen, anywhere really

[lucid yoke]

if every zealot can nab a relic blade then surely we can afford a few accessories

[green beacon]

when are we going to get a model swap on the trinkets for like lego minifigure keychains

or labubus

please modders if you see this im begging

[twin flower]

wats a labubu

[blazing ibex]

We need 67 trinkets in Darktide

[green beacon]

hyperconsumerism icon

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/what-comes-after-5-6-7-teacher-student-67-gif-688526955260566759

[fossil oasis]

I posted the wrong sticker at first

[twin flower]

dont worry nobody

[twin flower]

except me!

[lucid yoke]

like beanie babies but again

[ocean widget]

Why are the kids making 6 marry a cannibal

[ocean widget]

Labubus are those little fuckin rabbit things

They look like shit

Someone on tiktok made a KSI labubu and it was in blackface

[tall grove]

Lmao

Par for the course

[twin flower]

wild

[green beacon]

eating the new matcha dubai chocolate labubu crumbl cookie

[blazing ibex]

I'm tired boss.

[fossil holly]

so why would i use the mk V version of the combat axe over the mk III

the mk V is just slower

and does the same damage

like it does the same thing, but the mk 3 is better

[ocean widget]

This has just given me a stroke

Good job

[fossil holly]

thats unhealthy

dont have strokes

[ocean widget]

I gathered

[blazing ibex]

That's the neat part. You don't.

Rashad is like

[sleek lotus]

"mandated edict, mauling"

[blazing ibex]

The only combat axe that actually matters.

[green beacon]

rashad is literally objectively better htan the other marks combined lmfao

[fossil holly]

The Achlys, is like ok but rashad is still just so good

i love going up to a crusher and just

heavy attack

[blazing ibex]

People on reddit unironically saying Acklys is better

[fossil holly]

heavy attack

heavy attack

[fossil holly]

its not bad

[fast cosmos]

redditors are morons, so

[fossil holly]

just

not good

[blazing ibex]

Truly, ignorance is bliss.

[fossil holly]

i agree so much (im a redditor)

[green beacon]

🤓👆 erm!!!!! i use it and so it is automatically underrated and overpowered and better than everything else!!!!

[fossil holly]

antax literally is a debuff of the rashad tho

like achlys isnt terrible compared to the rashad

but

theres no reason to use the antax

[tall grove]

Yeah but a Redditor said otherwise

[green beacon]

im gathering the magic

[tall grove]

So you’ve got to be wrong

[blazing ibex]

Leave it to fatshark to make three variants and only one of them is usable in a practical sense.

[fossil holly]

i just have to be

[green beacon]

she gather my magic till i approach of the second sun

[fossil holly]

i wish the mk V was slower but did heavy damage, so its good for crushers

[fast cosmos]

give ogryn 2 handed hammer already

[fossil holly]

i wish the achlys was fast and finess

[fast cosmos]

this wait is sickening

[fossil holly]

but the rashad should be baseline

ogryn needs to have a bolter thats like 3 times the size of a normal one

and a big two handed mace

[green beacon]

ive heard enough nerf achlys buff rashad

[tall grove]

Heavy bolter

[fossil holly]

yes

wait i just saw a video

[fast cosmos]

heavy bolter would render all enemies inconsequential

[fossil holly]

a charged thunder hammer can one shot a crusher???

[fast cosmos]

perforatin em boss

yees

thammer fucks

[fossil holly]

or have i been scammed

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t

[fast cosmos]

you'll feel the thammer's power when you one tap a monstrosity

[fossil holly]

like charged, headshot, heavy attack

[fast cosmos]

😮‍💨

[fast cosmos]

3/4 a burgle in weak spot with a thammer

gain erection

[hazy kestrel]

Only 3/4th? bad build smh.

[fossil holly]

so we might be leveling the thunder hammer next

[fast cosmos]

exactly

bad build and it does that much

[blazing ibex]

Charged t hammer can one shot bosses in havoc 40 lol

[fast cosmos]

oh yeah baby

[fossil holly]

oh my

[green beacon]

gl with literally everything that isnt a boss 🫡

[fossil holly]

that sounds

great

[fast cosmos]

imagine OPTIMIZED thammer

😩

[fossil holly]

i need a flamer

and a thunder hammer

then

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t need luck pal, it’s so easy.

[fast cosmos]

purgation and thammer

hand in hand

[fossil holly]

devastation

[fast cosmos]

a match made in heaven

[blazing ibex]

You would think I'd say this and think I believe the thunder hammer is a great weapon.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of a magdump Bolter and Thammer enjoyer, myself.

[fast cosmos]

the eviscerator ain't so bad either now 😏

[green beacon]

gremlin is thammer good now

did they buff it or smth

[blazing ibex]

You'd be wrong.

[fast cosmos]

magdump bolter is also a solid choice

[fossil holly]

the EVISCERATOR IS MY FAV WEAPON EVER

SO GOOD

I LOVE IT

[hazy kestrel]

Unsolicited response: It was always good pal. Barring the self stun nonsense.

[fossil holly]

SWARM CLEARING

GOOD DAMAGE

[blazing ibex]

Yes. At one thing and one thing only.

[fossil holly]

ITS SO GOOD

[blazing ibex]

Otherwise it's ass.

[fast cosmos]

thammer's always been a boss killa

a skull smasha

a spine tappa

break they back, spinal

[hazy kestrel]

I disagree there pal. But that’s okay.

[green beacon]

weapons gotta be able to clear your hordes

[hazy kestrel]

It does though, just takes a bit.

[blazing ibex]

It is quite literally mid at every other metric.

[fast cosmos]

thammer is decent horde management. kind of negligible with teammates to help.

a weapon's allowed to be niche, silly billy.

[fossil holly]

is the assault chainsword good? it looks like a tiny eviscerator

[green beacon]

lmao

[tall grove]

I’d prefer if the thammers light was it’s sweep and it’s heavy was strike down

[blazing ibex]

The issue is that the niche is has, isn't really enough for how much it underperforms at everything else.

[fast cosmos]

why would you use it vs the eviscerator lmao

[fossil holly]

to level it up

[fast cosmos]

eviscerator is a meat grinder

[hazy kestrel]

To that I say: Skill issue. Thammer rocks in auric maelstrom, though I’ll admit I’m not brave/skilled enough to use it in a 40.

[fast cosmos]

rev that bitch up and carve chunks

[fossil holly]

i want to level every weapon to max mastery

[tall grove]

Heavy evi my beloved

[green beacon]

skill issue???? 😭

[fast cosmos]

then does it matter if it's good

[blazing ibex]

I can use the weapon. I have used the weapon many times

[fast cosmos]

no

it doesn't

[blazing ibex]

I can acknowledge its not great.

And I've used it in h40 before

[fast cosmos]

im an ogryn main so

i know my bonking

[blazing ibex]

It's like shooting yourself in the foot trying to manage hordes with that thing.

[fast cosmos]

from my smashin

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid, though I think it’s pretty fantastic. We can agree to disagree however.

[tall grove]

That’s what the flamethrower is for

[fast cosmos]

the thammer is a good bonkin stick

[fossil holly]

i want to be able to have 2 melee weapons and no, gun

[blazing ibex]

You really don't want to have to depend on your ranged weapon entirely for hordes in high havoc

Shit just don't fly that way there.

[green beacon]

i think like thammer performs well when you have a flame staff psyker to clear your hordes for you but even then like
how much value realistically are you getting out of having it just for that one situation compared to having a more all around good weapon

[fast cosmos]

true

[tall grove]

Fair. I won’t comment on that since I haven’t gotten to high havoc

[fast cosmos]

weakling

[blazing ibex]

Ty. It's too niche.

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t run a 40 this season since getting all the penances done and being annoyed at the reset. How bad is it / the climb?

[fast cosmos]

ngl

havoc 40 is real shit

[tall grove]

Nah, just haven’t wanted to bear through trying to assemble a party for forty games straight

[fast cosmos]

that's where the blessed go to stay blessed

or die tryin

[blazing ibex]

It's ridiculously good at one metric but that one metric isn't even the biggest selling point where there are more generalist options that also have great boss damage.

[fast cosmos]

you get me?

[fossil holly]

wait so i didnt get a real answer, should i use the thunder hammer

[fast cosmos]

yes

use it

enjoy it

[blazing ibex]

Sure.

[fossil holly]

without a swarm clearing gun

[hazy kestrel]

I vaguely remember running thammer in a few past season 40s, but I stopped and went back to my book spam build.

[fast cosmos]

yes

doesnt matter outside havoc 40

there u go

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[green beacon]

every weapon is usable
is it better than other alternatives? no def not
is it viable? sure

[fossil holly]

oki ill get done with the combat axe then the thunder hammer will get leveled

[blazing ibex]

You can use anything in auric really but honestly

[fossil holly]

cough cough (heavy sword)

[blazing ibex]

You're getting the most mileage out of it in monstrous specialists

[fast cosmos]

yes

[fossil holly]

monstrous specialists is so fun with a competent team

it sucks with dumb randoms tho

[tall grove]

Does the telekine dome work for the mind’s aegis penance?

[fast cosmos]

thammer is a specialist/monstrosity killer

that is your job

in your comp

[fossil holly]

little skill issue on my part but

[fast cosmos]

to butcher the harder targets

[fossil holly]

ehh

whateva

[hazy kestrel]

Terrible take inbound: with that said, I just can’t for the life of me vibe with the eviscerator. Don’t know what it is, it just feels bad to use whenever I shake off the dust from it.

[fast cosmos]

host? no problem. charge that hammer up and wack that bastard mole

until it regrets

crawling from its HOLE

[tall grove]

Wich mk do you use?

[blazing ibex]

Four krak vets walk into a monstrous specialists maelstrom...

[fossil holly]

i can respect that, i dont agree but i can understand

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t remember, I think the XV? If that is the number for a mark.

[blazing ibex]

Hot take.

[fossil holly]

the XV is good but the III is better for damage

[blazing ibex]

I do not like the power sword.

[fossil holly]

XV is better for hoards

[green beacon]

it insists upon itself

[fossil holly]

why??

[fast cosmos]

i too dislike the relic blade

[tall grove]

Use the MK 3. It’s light combos are better for mincing elites and specials

[fast cosmos]

fuck that weapon

[fossil holly]

im just curious

[fast cosmos]

piece of shit resource management minigame

bitch heat bar

[hazy kestrel]

Fair, but I’ll stick with ol’ reliable.

[fast cosmos]

LIMITING MY GLORIOUS SLAUGHTER

[green beacon]

you get 3 good swings and then it goes back to being a wet noodle

[blazing ibex]

Clunky as hell to use.

[fossil holly]

ok both are fair

[fast cosmos]

managing the heat fuckin sucks

and is not a fun mechanic

[fossil holly]

i love the relic blade

[green beacon]

heat is a good mechanic

[blazing ibex]

Not the same weapon.

[fossil holly]

maybe its the having bad damage

[tall grove]

I disagree. I far prefer it to the base power sword

[fast cosmos]

im talking about relic blade not power sword

[green beacon]

who told you relic blade has bad damage lmfao

[fossil holly]

whats your problem with the power sword

[blazing ibex]

I actually like relic blade quite a bit.

[green beacon]

[fast cosmos]

power sword is meh

[fossil holly]

it doesnt but

but

its going from normal damage

[blazing ibex]

It's clunky.

[fossil holly]

to the better damaage with the heat ability

[tall grove]

Power sword is awful and every moment using it for the mastery was cancer only trumped by the heavy sword

[fossil holly]

then i take out a whole hoard and 3 crushers by myself

[fossil oasis]

The power sword is kinda weird

[fossil holly]

thats fair

[blazing ibex]

It hits hard as hell but I can't vibe with the cycle of it

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, like 2 swings and I have to turn it on again

[blazing ibex]

Maybe its just me liking quicker weapons more.

[hazy kestrel]

Relic blade is fun. Allows me to channel my inner “DUNMAGLAS!” from those old days when I wasted my life playing For Honor.

[fast cosmos]

give us power fists.

power claws.

[green beacon]

3

[fast cosmos]

power axes.

[fossil holly]

YESSSSS

[fossil oasis]

I wish the Power Falchion was actually good

[fossil holly]

I KNOW

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST USED IT

[tall grove]

It is good

[hazy kestrel]

But back then, I was on the receiving end of that as an Orochi rat.

[tall grove]

I love it

[fossil holly]

fuck orochi

bitch ass

[blazing ibex]

It's okay at best.

[fast cosmos]

orochi scum

play a real fighter

warlord

[fossil oasis]

It's fun but I was told it's damage output isn't great

[tall grove]

Let me rephrase. It’s fun

[fossil holly]

id rather go against anything else then, slice slice dodge stunlock parry repeat

[blazing ibex]

Good damage, weird moveset and God forbid you're overrun by ragers.

[hazy kestrel]

Before I stopped playing, my Orochi was prestige 50 I think? Good times.

[fast cosmos]

tbh i just dont much care for the swords

[green beacon]

the frag in question:

[somber stream]

Okay
pick varangian guard

[fast cosmos]

aside from the eviscerator

[fast cosmos]

vg kinda lit tho

[blazing ibex]

I'm a krak addict.

[fast cosmos]

i like the vg

[blazing ibex]

Sry

[fossil holly]

vg is good sometimes

[somber stream]

Are you like new

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t stop the deflect spam pal.

[fossil holly]

but when its bad

its really bad

[tall grove]

I don’t really care about that. Melee on vet is for horde clear, and it does it in a very fun manner

[fossil holly]

RAHHHHH

I HATE YOU

[fast cosmos]

no lmao i've played since launch

i just like the vg

[somber stream]

VG broke the game for several months

[green beacon]

you dang krak heads

[elder hare]

WOW

[blazing ibex]

Just horde clear?

[somber stream]

Bitch is literally the "i win" button

[fast cosmos]

the vg is classy, unlike that bitch ass fencing whore they've put in..

[somber stream]

Whuh

[blazing ibex]

I will run at a horde of crushers with a got damn knife and win.

[fossil oasis]

I might get a snack and then hop on darktide if anyone wants to hop on

[fast cosmos]

I HATE THAT RAPIER WIELDING SCAG

[blazing ibex]

Until i don't and die.

[fossil oasis]

I was thinkin about going to bed but darktide calls for me

[fossil holly]

i will run at a horde of crushers with a sword and lose

[green beacon]

until death

[fossil holly]

and ill do it again the same match

were not the same

[tall grove]

Yes, and the occasional elite/special in my personal space

[fossil holly]

you might be smart

but me

im dumb

so im better than you in some way

[somber stream]

Arc raiders looks really fun and unique, too bad i already have like 4 games in cycle and tons of work

[fossil oasis]

Mmmm grilled cheese I think I will make

[fast cosmos]

if your head is harder than the walls in front of you, then life can't do anything to you

[fossil holly]

what time is it for you

[fast cosmos]

have a hard head

be the juggernaut

[fossil oasis]

3:11am

[hazy kestrel]

Put some bacon in your grilled cheese sandwich pal.

[fossil holly]

bro

thats so real

[fossil oasis]

I work at a nightclub so like my sleep schedule is based around that

[fossil holly]

put bannana peppers on there

and hot sauce

tabasco

[fast cosmos]

it's neat enough. i anticipate it dying though.

[hazy kestrel]

And some garlic.

[fossil oasis]

I don't have any of that in rn except maybe the tobasco and garlic

[fossil holly]

make some soup with it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak.

[fast cosmos]

BRO

[fossil oasis]

Don't even think there's bacon in ngl

Actually

[fast cosmos]

tomato soup and grilled cheese

[fossil oasis]

No, there is

[fast cosmos]

would fuck so hard rn

[hazy kestrel]

IT’S VERY BLEAK.

[fossil oasis]

I just can't be bothered to cook bacon rn tbh

[wanton spindle]

I’d kill for this 😋

[fossil oasis]

Nah we got Bacon

[fast cosmos]

some hot tomato soup and grilled cheese BABY BABY

[blazing ibex]

If you use Campbell's tomato soup, you're doing it wrong.

[fossil oasis]

I don't wanna wake people up tho fryin some bacon

[fast cosmos]

guys can you imagine what an ogryn would do for hot tomato soup and a grilled cheese?

holy fuck

[hazy kestrel]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

[fossil oasis]

True

[fast cosmos]

you guys playing that Dispatch game?

shit is heat

[fossil oasis]

Fuck

Theres no bread

[fast cosmos]

ham

use lunch meat

[fossil holly]

more cheese

[fast cosmos]

fold the lunch meat around the cheese

throw it in a pan

it's a fried cheese now baby

BANGIN

[blazing ibex]

Aaron Paul and Critikal vaing in the same media was not on my 2025 bingo card.

[lapis halo]

Sort of random but omg the Darktide community is such a breath of fresh air and better to be around than battlefield’s. The main sub on reddit is miserable rn

[fossil oasis]

I aint just gonna fry cheese and meat

[fast cosmos]

they're both so good tho.

[vast tangle]

when does the shop rotate? icr

[fast cosmos]

aaron paul does an amazing job not gonna lie

[fossil oasis]

Actually so sad rn, cant have a grilled cheese because no bread

[vast tangle]

thank you brother

[fossil holly]

the infantry autogun makes me sad

[fossil oasis]

Wait we fr? We only just got the new krieg stuff

[fossil holly]

i have to mag dump things to kill anything

[fast cosmos]

idfk

yall must be new

there's levels to this darktide discord shit

[gentle cobalt]

can anyone explain to me what the food does?

[fossil oasis]

Yeah thought stuff usually stays in the shop for a month or so and because theres like 3 pages, it rotates every 2 weeks or smthn

[fast cosmos]

nourishes your body

[gentle cobalt]

i doubt that

[fast cosmos]

good

[lapis halo]

All this talk about grilled cheese is making me want to make a chorizo grilled cheese rn…

[fast cosmos]

uuuuuuuuuuughhhhh

fuck you

[fossil oasis]

[fast cosmos]

that sounds so good

[gentle cobalt]

go make that delisious sandwich

[fossil holly]

i just ate a poptart

off brand pop tart too

im to broke for the normal ones :((

[lapis halo]

I already made myself a steak tonight but ngl I have room left for a grilled cheese. I bought all this cutlery and what not for my apartment today and I need to christen them with use

[fossil holly]

you eat a grilled cheese with cutlery?

[fossil oasis]

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
Its so freaking good
Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
If you havent, then I think you should

[lapis halo]

Oh no I just forgot what the word for cheese grater

[fossil holly]

oh, i have a box one

its such a pain in the ass to wash

[gentle cobalt]

okay so what are the effects we get from the event? like destroyed rations vs recovered rations

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe it’s an especially fancy grilled cheese?

[fossil oasis]

It changes every day I think

[fossil holly]

gold plated grilled cheese

the bread

gold

[fossil oasis]

Like rn we get double ammo reserves on the event missions

[fossil holly]

the cheese

gold

the sandwich

gold

[gentle cobalt]

whats todays effect?

[lapis halo]

Ahhh the box cheese grater. Yeah washing those sucks. Usually I just wash the interior first with a sponge and then wash the exterior going down so my sponge doesn’t get torn up

[hazy kestrel]

Okay King Midas.

[fossil oasis]

Double ammo reserves

[gentle cobalt]

booo boring

[fossil holly]

so im lazy

[fossil oasis]

I wish I could make a grilled cheese rn, it would be so good

[fossil holly]

i do dishes once a week

[fossil oasis]

No bread rn tho

[fossil holly]

so by the time i get to it

the cheese is hardened to the grater

[fossil oasis]

Do your dishes more then

[lapis halo]

Oh no 🤢

[fossil holly]

so i have to sit it under steaming water

until it melts off

[fossil oasis]

Proto-asmongold

[lapis halo]

I’m a clean freak so it’s like I have to have my dishes cleaned as soon as possible. I sometimes clean as I go too so I have less to put away afterwards

Also question for you all: should I add bacon and cilantro?

[fossil holly]

hey my house is clean

[fossil oasis]

Make sure your dishes are clean too

[fossil holly]

nauo

i dont wanna

maybe later

[fossil oasis]

Yes, that might be peak

[fossil holly]

add peppers