general-chat

[ocean widget]

i think they only added the bathhouse when they released the first one, downgraded with twitch drops for the 2nd so god knows what we'll get for the 3rd and 4th dlcs

[blissful kiln]

warhammer 40k is anime

[ocean widget]

heinrix?

[blissful kiln]

I did

both games

[ripe tangle]

Wrath of the Righteous is peak

I kicked Baphomet’s ass

[blissful kiln]

you or Nocticula?

[neon agate]

Oh no

[ripe tangle]

okay, maybe she did…

[jaunty path]

Hey do any of you like spiders

[ripe tangle]

I still claim the win though

[neon agate]

Hi

[neon agate]

Yes

[ocean widget]

no
burn it

[neon agate]

Spooders are very cool

And awesome

[jaunty path]

Peels off your skin

[ocean widget]

hello there

[jaunty path]

Yeah so like right now I'm reading about Ogre Spiders and they're really cool. They look like sticks and have very large eyes

[blissful kiln]

my friend shared a silly way to counter Baphomet's bullshit dispel

you just need to stack as many shitty buffs as possible before putting the important ones up
his dispel has a limit

[neon agate]

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle I think you would find the Chinese Hour Glass Spider very interesting

[fossil holly]

wait theres 5 mods on this maelstrom mission

i dont want to

[misty trench]

nah Heinrix is a warrior

[neon agate]

Yes spooders

[brazen pelican]

Very much.

[misty trench]

my RT is a bladedancer with biomancer origin

[jaunty path]

Aquila whats your favorite spider

[brazen pelican]

They're awesome, love their unique hunting method.

[ocean widget]

yeah true, be better if he was a bladedancer though for the lols

[misty trench]

jumping spooders, they are smol and friendly

[jaunty path]

Fun fact, as scary and menacing Ogre spiders are, they're harmless to humans!!!!!!!!!

[crisp yoke]

Corps startch?

[jaunty path]

Of course unless you have an allergy to spider bites than yeah

[crisp yoke]

where?

[fossil holly]

corps startch, i love it so

[jaunty path]

But your chances of ever being harassed by a spider is little to none

[crisp yoke]

Gimme

[fossil holly]

its my fav part of the day apart from praying to the emperor

[jaunty path]

Unless you're actively pissing them off I guess.

[fossil holly]

no

its mine

all mine

[crisp yoke]

Give. Me.

[fossil holly]

you get none

[misty trench]

you do get kinda close enough if you spec him into assassin ngl

[crisp yoke]

Heretic

@ripe tangle creamsicle is a sinner!

[ocean widget]

tru

[misty trench]

also feels like Marazhai would've been a bladedancer if bladedancer wasn't DLC

[blissful kiln]

Heinrix was a buff bot tank in my first playthrough

[ocean widget]

what class is he anyway

[blissful kiln]

Word of the Emperor and armor, healing on the whole party

[misty trench]

yea in my playthrough he's just a buff bot atm using overseer because the psyber raven is cool and I don't use Idira

[ocean widget]

i mean heinz is literally just a buff bot anyway, imo he would've been better as idiras class of whatever it is because hes kinda mid compared to abelard the warrior

[blissful kiln]

eh, heinrix can be a good melee if you make him one

[ocean widget]

warrior assassin
yeah mars bar would've been better as a bladedancer

[misty trench]

I did use Idira for a bit and then uhhhh she popped a plaguebearer on the first turn I used her in a boss fight and decided maybe it's best she stay on the ship

[blissful kiln]

i just didn't know how to on my first run, I had zero melee

[ocean widget]

i didnt make him one because by the time you get him you've got like 3? melees already hold on

[blissful kiln]

you have abelard and abelard

[ocean widget]

yeah 2-3 depending on how u spec rogue trader

[ocean widget]

tbf i used pasqal as a melee

[little marten]

If you let idira leave the engine room you are the problem

[blissful kiln]

no, Idira is cute

[ocean widget]

idira and theodora were defo fucking

[blissful kiln]

i disliked her at first, but she grows on you

[misty trench]

I'm using pasqal as a snoiper atm

well I say sniper but what I mean is blasting an entire area with plasma from the opposite side of the arena

[blissful kiln]

the hug in the end is heartbreaking

[ocean widget]

so a mortar

[misty trench]

Idira is great I just don't use her for combat

[misty trench]

but an accurate mortar

[ocean widget]

mortars are accurate

[dense iris]

I wish there was a darktide like game where i could play as a Sister of Battle

[ocean widget]

boltgun 2

[misty trench]

MORE ACCURATE

[ocean widget]

or play zealot

[ocean widget]

have you not seen a mortar aquila

[misty trench]

yeah they come with a pestle

[ocean widget]

knobhead

[ripe tangle]

how I play every RPG

minmax stats for combat

Use personalized flavor text to roleplay as someone who’s simultaneously stupid and/or violent

[dense iris]

Poor sister of battle drip

[ocean widget]

no SoBs on whatsitsface

atoma, thats the fucker

[misty trench]

so the average Veteran Redcoat

[ripe tangle]

I’m right here.

[ripe tangle]

Hell yeah

[ocean widget]

you're not on atoma
you're on discord
very different

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/musket-roadman-gif-22519863

[dense iris]

It was a reply to them saying play Zealot when i said i wish there was a darktide like game where you could play as a sister of battle

[ocean widget]

play zealot

also fym to them

i am right here still

[ripe tangle]

lmao the idea of a 1700s British soldier talking like a Roadman

is hilarious

[ocean widget]

but yeah no dead sisters of battle
no sister of battle armour

also god knows whosherface wouldnt let an expensive piece of SoB kit into reject hands

[misty trench]

someone needs to make an anime where this is the entire premise of the story for the entire british army

[dense iris]

Then why say play Zealot lol

[ripe tangle]

11/10 would watch.

[ocean widget]

because thats the closest you'll get to a SoB in darktide

[ocean widget]

i'd watch this tbf

[dense iris]

Im not talking bout darktide just said wish there was a game like darktide where you could play as a sister of battle xD

[ocean widget]

yeah

play zealot

game like darktide
play as SoB

where is issue

[ripe tangle]

There’s a VR game

it’s okay

[dense iris]

No sister of battle fashion

[ocean widget]

theres also boltgun 2 when that releases

[ripe tangle]

Gotta wait a couple months

but yeah

[ocean widget]

that aint ever gonna happen in darktide

[dense iris]

Ive heard mixed things I wanna get it but no vr

[ocean widget]

true, they'll be waiting even longer for SoB cosmetics tho

[ripe tangle]

I want a game where you pilot an Imperial Titan

[dense iris]

Which is why I wasnt talking about darktide

[ocean widget]

dont worry
it wont happen in any other game either

[ripe tangle]

I also want a game where you’re playing the Astra Militarum on an average doomed military campaign

[ocean widget]

theres that one mobile game

[tall grove]

There’s a mobile game where you play as a knight

[ripe tangle]

Ewwwwww

[ocean widget]

freeblade

[ripe tangle]

I want a real game okay

[dense iris]

Nuthin wrong with wishin

[ocean widget]

bout it tho

[brazen pelican]

You got a phone, right?!?!?!?! :>:>:>:>

[ocean widget]

i mean
have you considered what the average human would wish for?

why do you think genies have so many rules

[ripe tangle]

I’m from the 1700s

so no

the fuck’s a phone?

[brazen pelican]

Think the brits call it a ringywingy-tellybelly or some shit.

[dense iris]

Genies dont have rules for the good of the world they have rules cuz they are demonic jerkwards
Also I think your view on humanity as a whole may be a bit whats the word. Cynical?

[ripe tangle]

reminds me of the Doctor and it reminds me of a question I asked

[vivid prairie]

any spoiler on the new class so far?

or nothing yet

[ripe tangle]

would fighting a Chronomancer be impossible?

[dense iris]

Im pretty sure most would wish for something material

[brazen pelican]

It might be playable.

[ocean widget]

genies dont let you wish for economy destroying powers
thats not demonic thats common sense

[ripe tangle]

like would it be OP to use time magic

[ocean widget]

winning yeah

fighting no

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is that sticker

[misty trench]

the Genie granting me a 6th wish out of curiosity and watching me wish for a 6th beer

[vivid prairie]

it's a picture of me as a kid

[ocean widget]

checks out

[vivid prairie]

that was rude

[dense iris]

They would. Djinn will just most likely twist your wishes to suit their own goals/entertainment

[little marten]

NEVER TRUST A DJINN

[brazen pelican]

Are you actually Grog from Vox Machina?

[ripe tangle]

I had a friend play Mage: The Ascension and he was a Chronomancer with the Time Arcanum and he literally just roleplayed the Doctor

it was kind of cool actually

[misty trench]

I'm not that tall, more of a scanlan sized fella

[ocean widget]

my guy
there is a rule against wishing for infinite wishes, killing anyone, making people fall in love and bringing anyone back from the dead, banning infinite money is common sense

[brazen pelican]

And equally as sexy! UwU

[misty trench]

what if I wish for different rules? RIDDLE ME THAT ONE

[ocean widget]

sexy is debatable

puntable is confirmed

[brazen pelican]

Nah, he's my favorite mad cunt.

[dense iris]

The 6ths just gives you Auto brewery syndrome

[ocean widget]

wish granted
the rules change so theres no commas to piss grammar fuckers off

[little marten]

Wish the genie was no longer a genie

[ocean widget]

wish granted
you are now the genie

[misty trench]

Genieus

[brazen pelican]

Which I recently learned is a friendly greeting in Australia.

[little marten]

Baby I’ve been granting wishes since ‘95

[dense iris]

Thats... Genies didnt orignally have those rules. Im like 90% sure that comes from Disney

[little marten]

If those wishes were salmonella

[misty trench]

so long as you don't use it on a cop or a boomer

[ocean widget]

to be fair you may think hes sexy
i look at him and think puntable

[brazen pelican]

I, by nature, avoid those specific demographics.

[ocean widget]

eh who cares
not disney thats for sure

[misty trench]

good instincts lmao

[ocean widget]

found something about it tho

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/203836/origin-of-genies-from-lamps-having-a-three-wish-limit

[little marten]

Genie lore

[dense iris]

I don't expect much from disney at this point kek

[misty trench]

tbf the 3 wish limit is for marketing reasons, you have to subscribe for more

[brazen pelican]

I mean if I see an animal my instinct is to say "Hello!" and I'm filled with joy. If I see people I stay still and say nothing, hoping they'll go away.

[little marten]

I always see Djinn related stuff in talibantok

[misty trench]

tali WHAT

[little marten]

TikTok but the Taliban

[dense iris]

Its blue to?
Chat was the Genie Ubisoft?

[brazen pelican]

It might be a joke, don't tali-ban him.

[misty trench]

why would you remove my blissful ignorance like this

[little marten]

Normally it’s taliban dudes in like swan shaped pedalos and firing aks at each others feet for bants

[misty trench]

cursed with the burden of knowledge

[little marten]

Every day is a school day. But not every day we want to go to school sad 😔

[misty trench]

I just wanna look at the funny shadows in the cave, man, I don't need the agony of the light

[hazy kestrel]

You reminded me: My dog and I were staring at a squirrel he saw in a tree earlier today. It kept screaming at us and I feel like an asshole lmao.

[ocean widget]

what if they stay still and stare at you

[brazen pelican]

I mean, you'd probably scream if someone stared at you in your home.

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, he’s in my backyard.

[low hemlock]

Interacting With random people it’s like a mystery box

u don’t know what u gonna get at face first

[hazy kestrel]

Darn squatter squirrels

[little marten]

Give him/her a nut or something

[brazen pelican]

I fake have forgotten my phone and leave.

[little marten]

They like treats you can make friends

[brazen pelican]

But do you have a flag?

[misty trench]

I watched a squirrel bury peanuts in 3 separate spots on the lawn knowing full well it will forget all 3

[ocean widget]

well given your pfp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKHw5DFCRpA

[hazy kestrel]

No

[little marten]

Did you check in winter?

[misty trench]

at least the stellar's jays got some too so not a total waste of peanuts lmao

[brazen pelican]

No flag, no backyard. Those are the rules that I just made up.

[misty trench]

well it's autumn atm so not yet

[little marten]

Ahh ok

Dig em up and replace them with 2 nuts

[misty trench]

sounds too nuts idk

[gilded socket]

[misty trench]

MAXINE

welcome back

[gilded socket]

Who?

[dense iris]

My obsession with the infantry lasgun is unhealthy i legit cant bear use any other gun on my veteran.

[little marten]

All roads lead to gran soren

[gilded socket]

Dont know em

[tall grove]

Fair, I just dislike that it’s semi auto

[ocean widget]

you literally have it in your name

[gilded socket]

Not the person you’re talking about

[ocean widget]

surprised you're not dead NGL given the current state of america

[misty trench]

you can't just lead with that good lord

[little marten]

I love America! Eyyy im walkin ereee

[dense iris]

Its really weird cuz id probo like the recon if it was much slower so it feels like a normal gun and not a beam.

[brazen pelican]

Nah, it's gonna be fine. I can only good happen.

[misty trench]

anyway welcome definitely-not-maxine

[gilded socket]

I dont know who you’re talking about but thats not a good first impression lol

[lyric badger]

I home now

[little marten]

Yeah that’s Maxine

[dense iris]

Im used to hipfire too so i dont have too much of a problem with it being semi auto either

[brazen pelican]

I've got a spare fake moustache if you wish to remain anonymous.

[gilded socket]

Pass

[ocean widget]

you can tell because you can see her message history

[little marten]

You might do that but in built different

[ocean widget]

by chance was it by seeing the word maxine in her name

[gilded socket]

I dont remember you lot, whorver you are

[little marten]

Yeah and the typing style

[brazen pelican]

What did you call me?

[tawny grail]

Don't worry, that isn't a requirement

[misty trench]

I mean you can tell Maxine is Maxine because she's Maxine

[nimble glade]

🗣️ New class archetype is Ganger with Dual Wielding range weapons!

[gilded socket]

Ill let you figure it out

[brazen pelican]

Requires brain. No thanks.

[gilded socket]

Not all are fortunate to have one

[nimble glade]

Based

[lyric badger]

We need a dawri class

ogryn and dawri

[ocean widget]

@fierce cave maxines no longer dead btw

[brazen pelican]

The sole purpose of mine is to be a decoration no one can see.

[fierce cave]

I'm still blocked

[misty trench]

y'all really are gonna be so confused when the reveal happens and you're playing as an administratum clerk with copywriting and fax based mechanics

[nimble glade]

Anything that requires work or brain for something I'm not interested in especially nor like, I opt out really quick.

[lyric badger]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-om-masterplan-eggman-do-the-masterplan-outcome-memories-gif-3967273734579979018

[nimble glade]

Too much effort

[gilded socket]

Had a feeling

[lyric badger]

damn gif doesnt work

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, will use toasters as grenades.

[nimble glade]

🗣️ You are free!

[lyric badger]

I cant wait to play House of the dead (typing version) Hav40 Truesolo

[little marten]

Why u get blocked hun x ?

[nimble glade]

We're getting Adeptus Mechanicus and Sisters of Battle next after Ganger.

[fierce cave]

I wonder

[nimble glade]

In that order

[fierce cave]

Is you free now

[little marten]

No pc for me today I’m poorly

Sorry I forgot to say

[lyric badger]

iirc i was supposed to be blocked too

[remote sluice]

Or just rouge trader operatives

[little marten]

Why u get blocked hun x?

[ocean widget]

have fun scrolling through NaN results to find out

[lyric badger]

prob backing up Evil in somth

[little marten]

What’s NaN?

[brazen pelican]

Type of bread?

[ocean widget]

not a number

[misty trench]

Nine Alphanumeric Nails

[little marten]

Based

[ocean widget]

its when discord shits the bed and fucks up with the search

[gilded socket]

I want a cigar badly

[little marten]

Sometimes you think to highly of my intelligence and it’s cute don’t stop

[misty trench]

it's empty if that still works

[gilded socket]

Didn’t take you for brilliant

[fierce cave]

I just want the wallet not the money

I am the wallet thief

[little marten]

🤭

[misty trench]

ah, fair enough

[little marten]

Welcome home hun x

[agile raven]

You're Romanian?

[little marten]

Don’t block me

[gilded socket]

Who’s hun x?

[fierce cave]

British

[agile raven]

I'm sorry

[fierce cave]

I'ma stab you up bruv

[little marten]

Hunny bun

[misty trench]

hun x is my evil dogshit AI twin

[gilded socket]

Dont know em

[fierce cave]

ARC RAIDERS SOON

[brazen pelican]

It tries to kill you and you just go "Ignore previous directions...".

[little marten]

You must have lost your memory

[agile raven]

Gonna look like Indiana Jones where you fiddle with your knife and try to seem intimidating and all I do is pull a gun out and shoot you evecause I'm tired.

[fierce cave]

Gun knife

I shoot knives

[gilded socket]

Cant say i remember you lot, if im supposed to

[fierce cave]

Call it a crossbow

[fierce cave]

That's a 💔

[little marten]

I’m Nurgle Gamer we used to be thick as thieves

[brazen pelican]

F. :<

[agile raven]

Waiting on you to reload it.

[tawny grail]

My rooster outfit is ready

[fierce cave]

Definitely thick

[gilded socket]

Doesn’t ring a bell

[fierce cave]

Wanna game together 👉👈

[little marten]

A sickness for the thiccness

[brave slate]

Why are thieves thick? Won't the clap of their ass cheeks alert the guards?

[fierce cave]

Arthur Morgan has that problem

[gilded socket]

Must not be important then if i dont remember

[little marten]

Don’t you remember we did a spoken word poetry class together, mine was as expected, beautiful and thought provoking. Yours was ok

[tawny grail]

No but if I find you in the game world I'll say hi and play you a flute so you have plenty of time to eschew my cordial offer in lieu of murder

[fierce cave]

@little marten are you okay king?

[little marten]

Heavy is the crown

[fierce cave]

What if like we play together cause it's be funny

[gilded socket]

You dont convey eloquence

[fierce cave]

Maxine is mean now

[ocean widget]

fym now

[tawny grail]

Everyone has the opportunity to not shoot me
Few choose it lol

[fierce cave]

True

[little marten]

I bathe in it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak

[tawny grail]

Maxine more like maxmean

[fierce cave]

I play the flute and if someone aims at me there head is gone

My teammates snipe

I talk

[little marten]

Ofc you okay the flute

Oh wait arc raiders lol

[gilded socket]

More like jumping in and out of it

[little marten]

See you do know me!!!

[fierce cave]

You blithering idiot

[tawny grail]

I'm just going to pipe Miles Davis tracks into local voice

[brazen pelican]

"HAMMOND!!!!"

[gilded socket]

Cant say i do

[tawny grail]

Nobody would take a shot at Miles

[fierce cave]

YOU GIT THE REFERENCE

[hazy kestrel]

I believe the phrase is: You silly goose.

[little marten]

I thought you might play the flute? Is that bad I’d be flattered if someone said they thought I played the flute

[fierce cave]

I play violin

[little marten]

No you don’t

[fierce cave]

Fuck you then

[tawny grail]

Technically it's a recorder

[little marten]

Send an mp3 of your violin

[fierce cave]

It's in the cupboard of stroage

Storage

[little marten]

How can you play it then if it’s in the cupboard

[fierce cave]

I play it

[gilded socket]

Right, well see ya

[fierce cave]

Not currently

[little marten]

🤔

[fierce cave]

Me want

Hamb

[floral panther]

will there be new skins tommorow ?

[tall grove]

Nope

Next week

[fossil holly]

IT WENT WELL

NO ONE DIED

NOT ONCE

IT WENT PERFECTLY

FAITH PROTECTS THE WORTHY

(i had no faith

[gilded socket]

A shame

[fossil holly]

the faith was not there

there were 5 modifiers

[gilded socket]

Try harder

[fossil holly]

and we started with me and one other guy

so my faith was not there whatsoever

[gilded socket]

Skill issue

[fossil holly]

but i won

i do good

the issue is no issue

[gilded socket]

Complaining for no reason?

Dishonor

[fossil holly]

whos complaining

for once i am not lol

[gilded socket]

A first

[fossil holly]

most of the all caps things i put in here is complaining lol

[fierce cave]

Passed out 7 times but your Mac n cheese is done

[gilded socket]

No way really?

[fossil holly]

hmmmm, i think ill eat ALL OF IT

[fierce cave]

It's salty

[fossil holly]

ikr, maelstrom randoms are mean lol

[blissful kiln]

this conversation is

[gilded socket]

No wayyyy

[fierce cave]

Yes

[fossil holly]

is that man pregnant

if so

[blissful kiln]

very

[fossil holly]

how many babies is he having

[blissful kiln]

just one

[fossil holly]

yes way

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-cod-black-ops-bo1-bo-gif-5189525120590041366

[fossil holly]

is he pregnant with a ogryn?

[blissful kiln]

he's preggers with the new class

[gilded socket]

Insane

[fierce cave]

Just one million

[fossil holly]

makes sense

ogryn should have a truth nuke

it wins the mission

instantly

[gilded socket]

Ogryns are not trve

[fossil holly]

ogryns are true as can be

[gilded socket]

Is this true?

[fossil holly]

so jolly

[fossil holly]

good attitude

[fierce cave]

Hi morber

[gilded socket]

Jolly is forbidden

[fierce cave]

[gaunt wind]

Ogryns are Real and True

[analog marsh]

hello there

[gilded socket]

I dont believe it

[fierce cave]

I haven't seen you around in a while

[fossil holly]

so whats in the zealots fire grenades

because its not normal fire

[fierce cave]

Coom

[gilded socket]

Probably magic

[fossil holly]

oh

[fossil holly]

makes sense

always yelling

[analog marsh]

Yeah I sometimes take breaks from here.

[fossil holly]

hes just excited

all the time

[fierce cave]

Gooning zealots

[tall grove]

I’m pretty sure it’s normal fire. It not damaging you and being golden is probably a gameplay thing

[fossil holly]

all zealots are gooners, or are all gooners zealots?

[fierce cave]

Yes

[gaunt wind]

I once saw an Ogryn drag a Chimera Tank 20 yards because his Commissar needed a medkit inside it

[fossil holly]

oh, i just thought that they might put like holy gasoline in it

bc its like emp yellow

[last sable]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[analog marsh]

so it's holy flame.

[fierce cave]

Holy fire?

[tall grove]

That’s almost certainly to signal its non damaging

[fierce cave]

PURGE IN HOLY FIRE

[analog marsh]

same thing.

[gaunt wind]

We got that white hot Prometheum

[gilded socket]

Who is AAAAA

[fossil holly]

canon canon: game feature. head canon: holy gas

[blissful kiln]

no embed?

[fierce cave]

I come in peace

[cold fox]

https://x.com/Wario64/status/1983658556378509780

[fierce cave]

Person named peace

[fossil holly]

its like triple A but its for everything

[fierce cave]

X.com

[gilded socket]

Interesting

[tall grove]

Twitter

Nobody calls it X

[analog marsh]

Probably Ubisofts next game, after the AAAA piece of shit skull & bones game

[gilded socket]

I heard it was worse than any other like it

[tall grove]

The first quadruple A game lol

[fierce cave]

Xbox

The twitter box

[fossil holly]

thats just detroit

[gaunt wind]

We arent ready for Quintuple A games, the quality will fry our very minds

[fossil holly]

where do you obtain these stickers... im asking for a friend

[fierce cave]

[tall grove]

All these micro transactions—my pitiful indie gamer mind can’t handle it!

[fierce cave]

I have a many server

With a many stuff

[gilded socket]

Seems like i joined the party late and missed all the fun

[languid hazel]

Okay chat important question time

Do I get high now or wait until my family goes to sleep? :3

[gaunt wind]

important answer time

[tawny grail]

Both

[fierce cave]

Get high

[fossil holly]

get high now and later

[fierce cave]

SMOKE WEED EVERDAY

[blissful kiln]

drugs are bad

[fossil holly]

smoke at all hours

then

[tall grove]

Depends. Will your family do something bad to you if you do the former?

[fossil holly]

people think thats just how you normally are

[fierce cave]

[languid hazel]

Could do, but I only have the one bag of edibles

[blissful kiln]

don't do drugs, kids

[analog marsh]

It was assassins creed 4, but if it was made by the lowest quality developers possible.

[fossil holly]

so you get to be high all the time

[gilded socket]

Try a cigar

[fossil holly]

at every hour

[fierce cave]

Stretch them

Ration the edibles

[fossil holly]

how much in the bag, are they gummies or like brownies

[gilded socket]

Seems like it, ubisoft couldn’t get a sandwich right

[tawny grail]

Don't do the wrong drugs kids, only the right drugs. Which vary by week

[fossil holly]

i LOVE brownies

[tall grove]

Rashun?

[fierce cave]

FUUUUUUUUKKK

[languid hazel]

Gummies. 10 mg of both thc and cbd. Ten in the bag

[tall grove]

I likes rashuns

[analog marsh]

EU is trying to ban microtransactions at the moment, idk if they will succeed tho.

[fierce cave]

3 now 3 later

4 to finish

[tall grove]

We can only hope

[fierce cave]

Fuck my life

I loie in the uk

[languid hazel]

I might as well down the whole bag tonight then jeebus

[fierce cave]

Live

[fossil holly]

just eat one if you have high tolerance, if your a new weeder, then wait

[ocean widget]

ha get fucked

[analog marsh]

rip

[gaunt wind]

An Ogryn boofed off the warp gas would eat all of our reserve rations

[fierce cave]

I'ma just kms fr

[fossil holly]

or eat it all, dont listen to me

im some guy on the internet

[languid hazel]

I do not have great tolerance but I’m also not new. I typically soend my weekends high then a week and a half sober

[gilded socket]

I hate drugs

[fossil holly]

eat one, see how it goes

[gaunt wind]

I need to take a tolerance break

[fossil holly]

or dont and wait

[tidal gyro]

why sometimes can shoot bullet for bleed and is to do nothing

[languid hazel]

Fair tbh

[fossil holly]

do you have to do smth with your family?

if not

do it

if you do

just wait

[fierce cave]

EAT ALL 10

[languid hazel]

I don’t like my family so

[fierce cave]

BECOME TGE EDIBLE

[gilded socket]

The need of artificial stimulation is just sad

[fossil holly]

well if you dont like them eat one

dont care what they think

or eat a few

[languid hazel]

Eh… I don’t need them I just like using them to relax and make the weekends a bit smoother

[blissful kiln]

would be nice

[gilded socket]

Skill issue

[blissful kiln]

they'll find a loophole anyway

[languid hazel]

Fair

[blissful kiln]

but cope dies last

[fossil holly]

it has a chance to bleed, it doesnt always bleed

[gilded socket]

No hopemaxxing

[fossil oasis]

It's not a need for artificial stimulation, it can just feel good sometimes. As long as it's not addiction it's fine

I remember gettin high with some friends and we watched Scott Pilgrim vs the World

[gilded socket]

That feeling good is a stimulation

[fossil oasis]

I did not understand any of what was goin on

[languid hazel]

Sometimes I question if I’m addicted and maybe I am, dunno for sure. But I can live just fine without them

[fossil oasis]

Yeah but i'm saying it's not a "need" like a dependence, it just feels good to do

[gilded socket]

Okay, you do you

[languid hazel]

Hmm hmm

[fossil oasis]

I wouldn't call that addiction. If you're only having it as like a treat at the end of a week or like every other week or smthn, that's fine

[languid hazel]

I’ll do three tonight :3

[fossil holly]

what intervals

[merry harness]

I gots a question. Can you still obtain the Auric Damnation penances? the ones for no one going down?

[fossil holly]

or just all at once

[fierce cave]

All at once

[fossil holly]

thats the manly way

[languid hazel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fossil oasis]

Stop being such a puritan and let people enjoy things

[fierce cave]

There's no time

[fossil holly]

the emperor way

[languid hazel]

I think she’s just doing a bit

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[fierce cave]

Genuinely she's not

[merry harness]

☹️

[fossil oasis]

Idk, maybe

[fierce cave]

No time limit I mean

Do em at anytime

[gilded socket]

But of course

[fossil oasis]

That sounds like a lot of weed brownies

[vestal mantle]

Hello all o/

[languid hazel]

Gummies

[blissful kiln]

america is already addicted to all kinds of drugs, from kids to adults, afaik
drugs are bad

[languid hazel]

:3

[fossil oasis]

Ohhhh right

[merry harness]

I meant mainly because Auric is a difficulty now so you can't run an Auric Damnation mission

[gilded socket]

Sugar

[fossil oasis]

I've only ever smoked it or had a weed brownie like once

[fossil holly]

brownies are better

so much better

[languid hazel]

Nah. Gummies are easy for me to get down. Isually.

[fierce cave]

J's do auric

[tawny grail]

Edibles are a commitment, who has time for that. Give me a pen

[fossil holly]

in my opinion at least and i smoke like once a month or two

[blissful kiln]

you just do it in auric

[merry harness]

Thank you

[fierce cave]

Know what else goes down easy

[languid hazel]

The ones I have beside me taste like candy outright but with zero sugar

[tall grove]

If you’re doing any drug that isn’t fentanyl you’re a soft handed liberal

[astral basin]

Oh hey ass

[fierce cave]

[analog marsh]

Yeah, I don't see the appeal of taking drugs (well medical ones are fine, usually), most are just bad for your health and can screw your life up. Like weed is probably the exception since it has healing properties and can help people sleep better, but the rest 100% are bad for health.

Same for alcohol and vapes or cigs, they're all bad for you, even if they're legal.

[fierce cave]

EAS

[vestal mantle]

Sugar, Nicotine, Caffeine, and hate is all i need to be a functioning member of society here in the states

[tawny grail]

I do Tylenol get on my level

[astral basin]

Awesome spaghetti sauce

[gilded socket]

Breathing brake cleaner

[languid hazel]

For the record weed is the only drug I do besides what’s prescribed to me

[tall grove]

Oh that’s the drug that makes your kids autistic

[fossil holly]

hell yah brother

[tawny grail]

Yeah I said get on my level not their level

[fossil oasis]

I was gonna say smthn about tau proteins but that's only in zero sugar sodas

[fierce cave]

Wow I'm offended 💔

[tawny grail]

lol

[tall grove]

Well I eat NyQuil chicken

[fierce cave]

Not that again

[fossil oasis]

[fossil holly]

i eat shrooms, shrooms are good

[fossil holly]

so

good

[blissful kiln]

they're ALL bad and dangerous, all of them
and they all cause addiction

the legalization is used as a tool for politicians and corpos

we really don't need more addictive drugs, alcohol and cigs are enough

[fossil holly]

but i could never do it by myself

that sounds scary

[tall grove]

DRG “mushroom”.mp4

[fierce cave]

Suger is addictive

[fossil holly]

mp3 of mushroom

i want it

[gilded socket]

Qualudes was where it was at

[languid hazel]

This chat is goofy as shit

:3

[vestal mantle]

I peel my chicken nuggets, and I eat my burritos by peeling them open like a sardine, scooping out the insides and throwing away the shell

[fossil holly]

just a sound of a mushroom

[blissful kiln]

sugar is not a drug

[fierce cave]

Guess who has it

[tall grove]

As the god emperor has ordained

[fierce cave]

But it's addicting

[tidal gyro]

i meaning when shooting enemy no damage but blood

[blissful kiln]

false equivalence

[fossil oasis]

Legalisation and Decriminalisation has proven to decrease drug use and is generally better societally

[fossil holly]

oh thats probably just lag

[languid hazel]

Actually I’ll wait. Family should be going to bed soon enough

[fossil oasis]

People feel less ostracised and are more willing to get help for addiction

[tidal gyro]

that is sad

[fossil holly]

it is

[languid hazel]

[agile raven]

What happened in Amsterdam?

[blissful kiln]

decriminalize them, sure.
legalizing should not be a thing

[languid hazel]

Oh no

[blissful kiln]

an addict shouldn't be jailed for indulging his addiction

[fossil oasis]

I think weed should be legalised tbh

[fierce cave]

This chat is going political

MODS

HELP

[fossil holly]

weed is legal in missouri so HAH

[blissful kiln]

but regular ass 18 or what year old should not just be able to buy drugs just like that lmao

[fossil holly]

not shrooms tho

[analog marsh]

I mean it's pretty tame.

[fossil holly]

im scared to get those

[fossil oasis]

Is talking about the legal status of drugs technically political? Like geniunely idk

[fossil holly]

i get them from friends

[astral basin]

A little early for #general-health

[agile raven]

Last I checked it was neither good nor bad in terms of its effects.

[vestal mantle]

Well... Guess im off to hide

[languid hazel]

Honestly being high and playing psyker is a fun time :3

[vestal mantle]

poof

[blissful kiln]

moderate deez nuts

[fierce cave]

Being high and backshots

[fierce cave]

Where

[fossil oasis]

One of my friends actually plays better when they're high ngl, it's crazy

[fierce cave]

I can't see em

[fossil holly]

lmfao, i cant play games high

at all

[fierce cave]

Lemme grab my microscope

[fossil holly]

ill sit there and get hit like 4 times before im like

[tall grove]

Irl warp perils

[fossil holly]

"oh i should move"

[tall grove]

Wait nah that’d be shrooms

[analog marsh]

Just be careful you don't eat any mushroom beef wellingtons from a fat middle age white women.

[fossil oasis]

Doin LSD or Shrooms is probably more like IRL warp perils

[gilded socket]

Ah yes, drug talk in general

[fossil holly]

SIR YES SIR

[tall grove]

Someone should do that

[fossil oasis]

Noooo

Bad

[fierce cave]

Viva pinata while high is an experience

[fossil holly]

shrooms are just, scary alone, and weird with someone else

just weird

but everyone has a different trip too

[gilded socket]

Love the selection of conversation currently

[fossil holly]

me too

[gilded socket]

Its just so entertaining

[fossil holly]

the growing plants game on the 360??

that sounds great

[languid hazel]

Fuck it I’m flipping a coin

[agile raven]

A WHAT

[fierce cave]

Wait

[agile raven]

[languid hazel]

Typo

[fierce cave]

5 now

[astral basin]

Ive heard of a country that has sanctioned and monitored drug dens
To make sure the junkies dont risk their lives on questionable drugs in unclean environments

[ocean widget]

sounds like norway

[agile raven]

And guess what has happened.

[fierce cave]

Dds

[agile raven]

Nothing.
It's neither been good nor bad.

[ocean widget]

oh its the UK

[fierce cave]

Disingenuous dense mf

[languid hazel]

It was tails. I wait

[ocean widget]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cgq1qxlev4vo

[ocean widget]

hello there

[fierce cave]

Go back

[fossil holly]

if its heads, i eat 3, if its tails, i eat 3

easy coin flip

[gilded socket]

Dont you love how drug addiction is so bad it has to be monitored via armed security

[ocean widget]

when the event ends

[analog marsh]

Well that's better then them hanging out in the middle of the street stares at the fent zombies in American cities

[agile raven]

They're funny.

[ocean widget]

easy solution

[gilded socket]

Chicago

[ocean widget]

give drugs the same classification as sugar

[agile raven]

Terrible idea.

[ocean widget]

cant class it as an addiction that way

[agile raven]

Oh there's the sarcasm.

[fossil holly]

i had to sleep in my truck in chicago

its

a experience

[ocean widget]

you thought i was serious?

[fossil holly]

just people watching

[astral basin]

Caffeine. Put it in all the drinks

[fierce cave]

Give everything lsd

[fossil holly]

give everything to me

to eat

its all mine

[fierce cave]

Duality 💔

[fossil holly]

i want it all

[agile raven]

Having seen some of the takes here, I've come to the reasonable solution to believe everyone is being serious.

[gilded socket]

Force addiction on the masses and sell the cure, another addiction

[agile raven]

Nothing beats sleeping in the wilderness with your hand on a gun.

[fossil oasis]

They should stop putting that fake sugar stuff in sugar free sodas

It makes you old

[fierce cave]

Scary wolf oh noooo

[analog marsh]

Yeah I saw a youtube doco on the fent zombies, that shit is crazy.

Like they're exactly like zombies, but in the sleep phase in Dying Light 2, same poses and everthing.

[fossil oasis]

No more Coke Zero

[fierce cave]

[fossil holly]

no i mean like i was near the bean, and i just, some people on drugs are funny

[agile raven]

Most are unnerving.

[fierce cave]

I don't drink cock cola I only drink penis

[fossil holly]

like getting into arguments with themselves in the reflection of the bean

[gilded socket]

But of course they would rather fight over human rights

[little marten]

Ok that’s it. I’m reporting you.

[agile raven]

I've had some run-ins with the homeless and it's never a fun experience.

[gilded socket]

Americans

[fossil holly]

someone tried to rob me with a spoon

[fossil holly]

im not kidding

[gilded socket]

Imagine

[little marten]

What politics are we talking about

[fossil holly]

like 110 pound crack head

pointed the spoon at me

[fossil oasis]

Drugs

[gilded socket]

Drugs apparently

[agile raven]

Remember this about Chicago.
It's wrong when a gunshot hasn't gone off in 5 minutes.

[fierce cave]

Skyrim ass crime

[little marten]

I don’t mind drugs

Some not so much tho

[fossil holly]

and yelled GIVE ME YOUR MONERSLLLL

and i just stared at him, and he ran off

i was

extremly confused

[little marten]

Based

[gilded socket]

Full of venom

[agile raven]

The calmest one was also the most depressing.

Because it's between two.

Either the dude who was likely ODing while I passed by (or rather had), or the guy in every position you shouldn't be in after he got hit by a truck at 50 MPH.

[fossil holly]

oh thats sad

but he did it to himself so i feel sadness but no pity

[gilded socket]

Why is there like only 6 people talking

[astral basin]

A freakin spoon
So i scooped out his stupid little eyeballs with it
And his kids were all like waaagh
Idk maybe you had to be there
Moral of the story is your a total bitch

[fossil holly]

jokes on you, im single with no kids

[elder hare]

o-oh

What a time to be alive

[ocean widget]

have neither of you played borderlands 2?

[gilded socket]

Sounds lame

[fossil holly]

not in like since it came out

[ocean widget]

jesus christ

play borderlands 2

[fossil holly]

i beat borderlands 3 like a year ago

but its been quite some time since 2

[ocean widget]

and yet borderlands 3 is not the second game

[fossil holly]

its close enough

2 is one away from 3

[astral basin]

3 holds not a candle to 2 in story quality

[little marten]

Snorederlands 😴

[fierce cave]

Borderlands 2 jack

[fossil holly]

hot

oops

[fierce cave]

I will pay you to kys

Peak

[fossil holly]

darn it

[fierce cave]

Absolute cinema

[fierce cave]

Gay

[fossil holly]

ill just, let myself out

[astral basin]

Sure its got a few cooler guns
But
2 is the golden age of borderlands

[fierce cave]

[gilded socket]

Thanks

[fossil holly]

well thats hurtful and i demand a apology

[gilded socket]

Skill issue

[fossil holly]

i will be going to my mom

and telling on you

[astral basin]

How about a quick piss in your cornflakes?

[fierce cave]

Helli

Is me

[gilded socket]

Tell her i miss her

[brazen pelican]

Haven't had breakfast yet, so sure.

[fierce cave]

[fossil holly]

i think we need to talk about all this hostility. GROUP THERAPY

so whats making you so angry?

[gilded socket]

No thanks

[fossil holly]

to bad

your here to have the therapy

[astral basin]

Damnit i wasnt prepared for that

[tall grove]

*you’re

[fossil holly]

so whats making you so mean today? was someone mean to you?

[fierce cave]

Just piss in the cup

[gilded socket]

For shame

Absolute shame

[brazen pelican]

Too*

[fossil holly]

dont ignore the question

[gilded socket]

Embarrassing even

[fierce cave]

Do not*

[brazen pelican]

[fossil holly]

actually it would need a apostrophe for it to be don't

[gilded socket]

Absolute rubbish

[fierce cave]

An apostrophe*

[little marten]

Has Maxine revealed she is Maxine yet

[gilded socket]

Actual lower lifeform

[fierce cave]

Not a apostrophe

[fierce cave]

With a i o u e use an

An apple

Not a apple

[dark glade]

Why so hard to get 90 kills in 30 seconds

[fierce cave]

Lock in

[gilded socket]

More gun

[fossil holly]

don't ignore the question, why are you being so unhappy this fine evening

[brazen pelican]

Ignore that penance and go for 120 straight away. :3

[little marten]

Shredder grenades and bridges

[dark glade]

81 best I got

[fierce cave]

I got 463

In 60 secs

[lethal solstice]

Any infinite cleave weapon will do it

[ocean widget]

play ogryn
do mortis trials
get box buffs
throw box

[agile raven]

Had to do some work stuff but

[fossil holly]

i have the one with 90 kills in 30 sec i dont have the 120 tho

[little marten]

How many olives do you think you could eat in 30 seconds

[dark glade]

To the mortis trial I go!

[fossil holly]

how big are they

like average olive size?

[little marten]

Standard sized green olives

[fossil holly]

do i have water?

[brazen pelican]

I'd rather not. :>

[dark glade]

None. I’m not a olive person

[fierce cave]

5 inches

[little marten]

Heartbreaking

[brazen pelican]

More for you.

[little marten]

Equally heartbreaking

[little marten]

Based save

[fossil holly]

no im not asking how big is it, how big are the olives

and 5 inches in unatainable

[fierce cave]

5 inches

[fossil holly]

oh

[astral basin]

5 inch olives? 3-5 tops bc they get slim if they go long

[little marten]

Bro I don’t have an olive ruler on me

[brazen pelican]

It is imperative the olive is not harmed.

[tidal gyro]

i to waiting for buy bolt pistol

[fossil holly]

the bolt pistol is very good

[ocean widget]

i'd say spaghettis got a ruler on hand
only measures at half of the olives length though

[tidal gyro]

i get enough level amount use zealot

[fossil holly]

i measure at like a 15th of the olives length

[tidal gyro]

it is favourite for veteran character

[fierce cave]

15 olives long

17 bears an hour

[fossil holly]

no its good on zealot too

[tidal gyro]

it accurate and strong

[fossil holly]

yes

[tidal gyro]

i am have excited from using it

[tall grove]

That’s good

[fossil holly]

well use it when you can, because the bistol is very good

[fierce cave]

Wat language you?

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[tall grove]

Of course. It’s nice to see people having fun

[little marten]

An average green olive is typically 1 to 2.5 cm (3/8 to 1 inch) long, though some smaller varieties may be as short as 10 to 16 mm. The size can vary significantly depending on the specific variety and growing conditions.

[fierce cave]

@little marten 15 year old

[fossil holly]

well im like 2 green olives

[brazen pelican]

No! This is a discord about a 40k game! NO FUN ALLOWED!!!

[tidal gyro]

i can not say where my is country living in

i am sorry

[little marten]

I still think it’s a larp lol

[fierce cave]

Not country J's language

[fierce cave]

Can't make any jokes

[little marten]

You can only eat 2 olives in 30 seconds

[fossil holly]

lmao, i still see larp as live action role playing

[fierce cave]

Shrek balls

[fossil holly]

oh i can eat way more I AM 2 GREEN OLIVES

[tidal gyro]

yes i understanding but if said it say that country living in as well as

[little marten]

I could probably eat 50-100 in 30 seconds

[gilded socket]

Genuine shame

[fierce cave]

Why is that an issue?

[little marten]

Big

[tidal gyro]

if person speaking italian they from italy

[fierce cave]

Me when I lie

[misty trench]

I larp as a morning person every weekday

[little marten]

I’ll prove it

[fierce cave]

Not entirely

[fierce cave]

Open wide

[little marten]

Not today tho remind me in like a week

[fierce cave]

[fossil holly]

SEND A VIDEO

oops

caps lock

im sorry for yelling

[little marten]

I’ll buy a jar of olives and eat 50 at least

[tidal gyro]

it giving good approximation

[fossil holly]

larping is fun, its a fun hobby

[gilded socket]

I still am confused

[fierce cave]

An Italian can be from new york

[fossil holly]

im a nerd and im proud

[tall grove]

I don’t think she’s comfortable sharing this information dude

[tidal gyro]

approximation meaning less option

[little marten]

Eritrea

[tall grove]

Uh, Joe….mama

Gottem

[little marten]

Add me on tiktok I will

[fierce cave]

No

You failed

[little marten]

Can I prepare the 50 olives first?

[astral basin]

Latinas all across the world

[fierce cave]

Bet

[fossil holly]

yes

[little marten]

Easy

[astral basin]

Cas being up to diabolical shit

[little marten]

I reckon 26 seconds

[tall grove]

What?

[languid hazel]

I am gonna learn all the languages in the world so that I can come up with a new universal language and then force it upon humanity >:3

[fierce cave]

Gimme your load

[tall grove]

I am 17.

[fossil holly]

thats a minor

[fierce cave]

So many minors 💔

[lyric badger]

real

[languid hazel]

Abort mission, gaymer

[misty trench]

I'm actually 0.2% Ethiopian and Eritrean

[fierce cave]

Can't make any jokes

[astral basin]

Laundry load. Cas is gay

[fossil holly]

ikr i hate minors (im barely out of being a minor)