general-chat

[tacit geode]

Also I have to play like 12 missions on ogryn and then weirdly I queue Vet whenever I have to do that. Very strange.

[fossil holly]

do you guys remember the OLD names

preacher

[arctic escarp]

yes

[fossil holly]

sharpshooter

[inland mantle]

Making me feel old stop

[fossil holly]

i think psykineto?

skullbreaker?

i think

[arctic escarp]

2023 was 20 years ago..

[stuck phoenix]

What idiotic stuff is happening today

[inland mantle]

Yes

[fossil holly]

complaints

[tacit geode]

Darktide I think

[fossil holly]

lots of complaining

about things that are my fault

[tacit geode]

We're all just waiting for the 11th

[fossil holly]

and i blame something else

[ripe tangle]

wait, it’s the 2040s already?!

[stuck phoenix]

Can people shut up with complaints I want funny shit here

[ripe tangle]

I just close my eyes for 2 seconds and it’s already the 2040s Jeez…

[stuck phoenix]

Ah Sister Lucia how you doing not seen you in a while

[ripe tangle]

Work.

[stuck phoenix]

Slain the heretics I presume

[ripe tangle]

Always

[arctic escarp]

yeaa...

hey sister

[ripe tangle]

Through the God Emperor, I have strength, he empowers me.

[stuck phoenix]

Damn sucks I’m near the end of my week off college

Sucks it’s only a week though

[little marten]

The sisters toil is eternal

For that is the gift granted by the God Emperor of Mankind

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t rightly know why, but I just hate when quick play drops me into an Enclavum Baross mission.

[little marten]

Don't you love the bridge?

[hazy kestrel]

I think I just hate the bridge battery hunt part.

[little marten]

Sacrilage most foul

[crisp yoke]

U guys think I should sleep tonight?

[little marten]

generally you should try to sleep yes

[inland mantle]

Flip a coin

[hazy kestrel]

I was gonna play through my favorite mission modifier: eye strain central—I mean uh, lights out, but it’s on Enclavum Baross.

[crisp yoke]

But it’s overate

I mean

What dose sleep even do for me

[little marten]

But if you avoid sleep long enough you can talk to the butterflies that swim bewteen realities

[crisp yoke]

Wastes time

That’s what it dose

[little marten]

Don't listen to their lies though.

[crisp yoke]

8 hours

That’s how many hours it wastes

[hazy kestrel]

I’d rather talk to Nyarlothotep though.

[crisp yoke]

I’d rather talk about trenches

[little marten]

What makes you think you'd not already?

[hazy kestrel]

Good question, Nyarlothotep.

[little marten]

😼

[fair bridge]

it's gore-tex!

[whole glade]

guh

[fair bridge]

are you saying wine is better than pepsi??

[obsidian pier]

Hi, i have a Question, in my game i was close to gater/destroy 3000 rations and sudenly, every part of the event stop showing. No more info in Tab key and in missions it dosnt say anything when i colect a ration

Someone knows what could it be?

[fair bridge]

ahhh yes the black and white cookie

[hazy kestrel]

I just joined an auric lobby with 3 knife vets…I took that as an omen to leave immediately.

[fair bridge]

what is babka anyway

[untold skiff]

Wdym sandbag lobby is fun

[hazy kestrel]

I can only carry so much pal.

[whole glade]

i am lightning the rain transformed

Raiden is my fav twink

[fair bridge]

mf bot got killed quick

[hazy kestrel]

So that’s what that was.

[blazing ibex]

Damn I see how it is 😔

[untold skiff]

No i was talking about all off the vets aggro dumping on you with infiltrate

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao. I’m sure you’re a great knife vet pal.

[whole glade]

MARIO KART 8!

[hazy kestrel]

There was an infiltrate vet actually. Other 2 were shouters, and I was a stealth thammer zealot.

I left, thankfully, before suffering through that match.

[little marten]

On a nameless rock,
In a sea of dreams,
Did the nightmares first take root,
Ages crawl, between the clock,
The oarsman played his flute,
A song of terror, the melody of brine,
Yet the madman tapped his boot,
While up above, the king of dreams,
Did cut his mortal twine.

[whole glade]

buff yaujas

[hazy kestrel]

Are we going to Old Carcosa with these bars Nyarlothotep?

[whole glade]

me name greg

[little marten]

Hello my sweet rosebud

[vocal hawk]

raiden isn’t a twink

[little marten]

Does the yellow king hold council

[whole glade]

yep

he is

[vocal hawk]

MGS: R

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t.

[whole glade]

hate to bust yo balls

hes a twink

[fair bridge]

in the court of the crimson king

[tired inlet]

Gary is a name too

[whole glade]

my name

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, and here I thought we were in the Halls of the Mountain King.

[little marten]

So sang the mute banshee,
Sit now for the feast of fools

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ux33GPzqA

[fair bridge]

i want a black and white cookie now

[primal flax]

Tbh I do the same thing. Nothing is worse than seeing an entire team of the exact same loadout. Boring. lol

[little marten]

Grasp not the knife,
Be watchful of the spoon,
Perhaps it is the fork you fear?

[hazy kestrel]

Aye, I do fear kitchen utensils.

They’re plotting, you know.

[astral basin]

What is going on

[little marten]

this could be us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPuleshdtA

[hazy kestrel]

We’re going to Old Carcosa pal.

[astral basin]

Carcosa?

[hazy kestrel]

Aye, Bleak Carcosa

[blazing ibex]

Funny enough i had this happen in an h40 I played

Everyone had dueling swords

[primal flax]

That shit is like kryptonite

[astral basin]

Ogryn lugger lobby sounds funny

[blazing ibex]

Credit to the vet cuz they were using it with agile as a movement tool for helbore

[little marten]

The dog barks at the sun,
The worm slithers backwards,
What is done is done.

[hazy kestrel]

But what of the cat,
Where does the raven fly,
And what of those things yet to be?

[little marten]

Nothing more than the cravens melody.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, I see.

[little marten]

We must go back, we must find DN.

[hazy kestrel]

But how can we get back, and where will they be found?

[tall grove]

This is what happens when the devs really, really like to wank one specific weapon lol

[little marten]

You must obtain the Hammerfor

[fair bridge]

the t-shirt is a tragic figure

wash spin rinse spin

they slowly die

poor t-shirt 😔

[inland mantle]

Nightmare of all ammo pickups

[hazy kestrel]

Then I shall begin my quest to obtain it henceforth. (Exeunt)

[inland mantle]

A few edits

[hazy kestrel]

Just a few to get rid of that dastardly extra space

[obtuse agate]

Is there any way to see whats in rotation for future commodore's? Im looking for a specific set since the game launched, havent got my hands on it yet.

[inland mantle]

Not that I know of

[vocal hawk]

ye old carcosa

the domain of the king in yellow some say

[hazy kestrel]

Dim Carcosa

Dread Carcosa

[fair bridge]

no.

[vocal hawk]

consumerism final boss

[fair bridge]

were the 7 people bad people

[obtuse agate]

Unfortunate.

[stark bobcat]

FOMO moment

[inland mantle]

😔

[fair bridge]

man i sneezed while laying down on the couch and almost hurt my back

😔

[vocal hawk]

no

they did nothing wrong against me

I just felt like it

[obtuse agate]

Eh, just want one set, the rest I havent bought. It's not the best cosmetic but it's the zealot's.

Sanguine scholar set. That's the one.

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, I think we lost Nurgle Gamer in Old Carcosa.

It’s bleak.

[inland mantle]

Moved on to better places

[hazy kestrel]

He’s with the King in Yellow now. 😔

Rip to a real one. 🥀

[arctic escarp]

its been 15 years 😔

[little marten]

Hey sis 💅

[somber stream]

Goooood morning people

[arctic escarp]

I can still hear his voice..

[somber stream]

Sseeth here

[arctic escarp]

morning licht!

[little marten]

I’m here I was just getting cozy

[somber stream]

Mornin Malarkey, what's cooking?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, I thought you were off chilling with the King.

[little marten]

Very soon tbf

[somber stream]

Another sleepless night Nurgle?

[little marten]

It’s only 3am

[somber stream]

You'll get fat

[tall grove]

Careful, that’s when the daemonhosts get increased spawn rates

[little marten]

I hope so tbh I preferred chubby me

[hazy kestrel]

More daemonhosts, you say?

[tall grove]

Funny bonk build when horrors beyond imagination:

[somber stream]

Future, made of, virtual insanity

[astral basin]

hes so fluffy

[little marten]

My body is mentally and spiritually prepared for the witching hour

Hey dudes

[tall grove]

They always say that

[little marten]

Do you all get the same pieces of identically sized fluff in your belly buttons daily?

[hazy kestrel]

Funny daemonic whispers trigger ye olde neuron thammer activation.

[somber stream]

It's too early in the morning for this

[tall grove]

I wouldn’t say daily but every once in a while

[little marten]

Outie detected

[inland mantle]

The funny man in my walls does that all the time

[little marten]

What else does he do

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt you like to know weather boy

[little marten]

Fuck sake second time this month I’ve been hit with that

[somber stream]

Very weird place to flirt

[inland mantle]

Fake news

[somber stream]

In the Warhammer 40k: Darktide gaming discord server

[inland mantle]

It's a very good place

[tall grove]

There’s no better place to flirt than 40k Darktide genchat

[little marten]

Mr penis talking about flirting

[somber stream]

Aren't you under age?

[inland mantle]

[somber stream]

Is that all i am to you?

Mister Penis?

[little marten]

Now you’re flirting !!!

Moddssss

[somber stream]

I'm a bit devastated rn ngl

[little marten]

About the Willy thing?

[astral basin]

“108 search results”

[inland mantle]

[somber stream]

Some random woman said i have a very cute sneeze sound yesterday at Aldi

[inland mantle]

It's over for you ngl

[tall grove]

Ur cooked

[little marten]

That’s a good thing, no?

[somber stream]

How the fuck do Sneeze sounds cute for a guy

[astral basin]

Licht with the pixie sneeze?

[little marten]

aaahtooo

[somber stream]

It was more of
aaacheee

[astral basin]

Had the same happen to me. Woman who said was a nightmare control freak tho

[little marten]

That does sound cute

[tall grove]

By being a twink. Evidently, there’s some of that DNA there

[obtuse agate]

I once found a pixie stick at an aldi's, I speculated it was at least a decade old pixie stick. Safe to say that aldi's got shut down due to unsanitary reasons.

[tall grove]

You can ban the man, but not the idea

[little marten]

She was flirting with you

You should have invited her to Darktide discord

[astral basin]

“Boy”

[tall grove]

“She want you bro”

[somber stream]

She was in her late 30 or something

[tall grove]

Pedantics

[somber stream]

"Heh, danke"
Gather my shit at the speed of light and fuck off then sob like a bitch at home

[little marten]

I always got the impression you would thrive with an older woman

[tall grove]

Pussy magnet hack 2025 unpatched

[astral basin]

Almost cougar age

[little marten]

Given your insatiable appetite for knowledge and stimulating conversation

And puss

[white mulch]

6 more levels on zealot and I’m finished with the game

[inland mantle]

[somber stream]

I don't mind, really. Just not over 20 years age gap lol

[little marten]

Youre like 26 right?

[somber stream]

I'm 28

[jaunty path]

Ancient

[obtuse agate]

If pumas are in their 20s, cougars are in their 40's, what's above a cougar? A mountain lion from the lack of oxygen that turns the skin into a prune like form?

[tall grove]

Old

[little marten]

Wow you grew

[astral basin]

Thats. 10 yrs

[somber stream]

How the fuck, i told you this

[inland mantle]

He's all knowing

[somber stream]

Also 28 isn't old

30 to 35 is still young, mind

[tall grove]

Old

[somber stream]

Shove it kiddo

[tall grove]

Fossil fuel

[obtuse agate]

28 is the equivalent of a dinosaur to the young kiddos.

[little marten]

28 is when the pressure of 30 really kicks in

[astral basin]

They are pre 20
Age of. Everything is old to them

[tired inlet]

I started working in my current job at 28

[somber stream]

As a teacher?

[little marten]

1928 you old fart

[tired inlet]

I didn't really feel like I knew myself until I was in my 30s

[obtuse agate]

39 is the pressure stage, imagine the prostate at 40. That's alot of pressure

[little marten]

Yeah 30 has been a huge slap in the face for self realisation

[somber stream]

Correct, usually 30 is where we truly explore and find ourselves

[tired inlet]

That's why you get your prostate checked at 40

silly

[astral basin]

Woooooo finally done with borderlands 2
…fuck now i gotta do 3

[jaunty path]

You're a fossil sorry to tell you this.

[inland mantle]

Best of luck

[elder merlin]

[inland mantle]

BL3 hurts to play as much as I enjoyed the gunplay

[somber stream]

Nah, i'm forever 18 inside

[obtuse agate]

Unless you're genetically unwell and more susceptible then you get it done sooner no?

[little marten]

Actually it’s too early for general health

[somber stream]

Also i have the face of a highschooler lmao

[little marten]

Let’s go back to talking about lichts lust for older women

[somber stream]

What

[tall grove]

What, like for prostate cancer? I thought that got checked at 50

[obtuse agate]

Cougars gone wild, 1st edition: The lich

[little marten]

You practice offering old ladies help with their shopping in the bathroom mirror

[tired inlet]

Mikey Neumann didn't work on Borderland's 3 that I recall; so prepare for a huuuuuge dip in writing quality

[obtuse agate]

40

[jaunty path]

Yeah dudes need a doc to shove a hand up their butt when they turn 40

[tired inlet]

a finger

[obtuse agate]

To make sure there isnt a tumor on your prostate.

[jaunty path]

A hand.

[tired inlet]

it's not as bad as a papsmear

[little marten]

What if the doctor finds the Lego I hid up there

[tall grove]

Maybe it’s different in Canada then

[somber stream]

"The only good sitting position is the next one"

[jaunty path]

[obtuse agate]

Well you should mention it to lego and get sponsored.

[inland mantle]

What kind of prostate exams you getting over there

[tall grove]

Or maybe I’m thinking of a different cancer

[somber stream]

Get one of those lifting table

[tired inlet]

you'd probably end up shitting bricks

[elder merlin]

Chat being freaky as always

[jaunty path]

banned

[inland mantle]

Well it is gen chat

That's like saying the skys blue

[somber stream]

Yet you're still here, curious

[little marten]

I hope that works

[inland mantle]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Listen, im freaky too

[little marten]

Paul always turns up when things get freaky which suggests he waits for them to get freaky

Exactly!!!

[elder merlin]

I just dont freak like you people do in public

[inland mantle]

On god?

[somber stream]

Public?

[arctic escarp]

what do you mean you people

[somber stream]

I'm the very definition of normal in public

[astral basin]

Yeah i wasnt thrilled with it even ignoring the controversy it had
I feel like he didnt write the fight for santuary dlc either bc… somethings really off with it. Only dlc ive had a first run of so far

[arctic escarp]

[obtuse agate]

Imagine. You could have your very own lego set after you, god forbid the children hopefully dont buy it but. A curious mind is an eager one to learn about shady business.

[elder merlin]

I mean anyone who played Baldur's Gate

[elder merlin]

[inland mantle]

Not your sneezes it seems

[tall grove]

It’s true. I’ll scream about mamma karlach from the rooftops

[little marten]

That would be cool I hope it includes the lack of hygiene

[somber stream]

It was said to be cute, not freaky

Okay let's not talk about this again

[little marten]

You have a cute sneeze

[obtuse agate]

The lack of hygiene. The kid opens the box and just reeks of must, oh my god. 😂

[inland mantle]

Damn I was trying to circle back

[little marten]

I smell like cigarettes and the fishmonger

Actually I don’t I smell like cigarettes and garlic

[inland mantle]

Lies

[obtuse agate]

Well, better than a car salesmen on a thursday it seems.

[little marten]

That’s quite true actually

[somber stream]

Quit smoking bros

[little marten]

Welcome wise man

[jagged niche]

good morning fellow rejects

[obtuse agate]

Cope harder, like we do with nicotine.

[somber stream]

Good morning troy parrott the newcomer

[tall grove]

Salutations fellow canon fodder

[astral basin]

People talk about the “gunplay” for bl3. Weapon toggles isnt much of gunplay, but they did add some cool new gun features besides that at least
I see it as borderlands fully made into a looter shooter rather than an attempt at a mainline game

[little marten]

Why does borderlands deserve so much of your thumb energy

[astral basin]

My childhood. Currently doing a saga run

[little marten]

I think I’ve told you this before but when I was a child and I went round a friends house he showed me borderlands 1 and all the modded guns he got then he let me play while he went for a #2 and then he called his mum upstairs to wipe for him and we were like 11

[obtuse agate]

That reminds me of dead island and the modded guns.

[little marten]

This isn’t even a lie I’m not in character telling this

[somber stream]

Wait Boderland was that long ago?

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[somber stream]

Impossible

[tall grove]

Having someone also wipe for you at 11 is absolutely diabolical work

[inland mantle]

Borderlands is old man

[little marten]

Hahahaha wait it was 2009

[obtuse agate]

Now you makes us all feel ancient lich, thanks for that.

[little marten]

That would’ve meant we were at least 13

[somber stream]

Yeah

[little marten]

No 14

Hahahahahaha

[somber stream]

Teenage at least

[little marten]

What the fuck?!?!?!?

Hahahahah

[astral basin]

I. Vaguely remember you saying something about your old pal getting his mom to wipe for him

[little marten]

Omfg wtf

[inland mantle]

He's got loot to grind not time to wipe

[somber stream]

He got the date wrong

[tall grove]

Foul

[obtuse agate]

Dead island was 2011...oh my god where have the years gone.

You made me google both, im gonna have another mid life crisis.

[astral basin]

Oh crap bl1 anniversary was over a week ago

[little marten]

Wow..

Sorry not at you at my childhood revelation

[somber stream]

Interesting choice of friend

[astral basin]

If borderlands was released in 09
Ive been playing it since i was 8?
It had to have been two years later we too broke

[obtuse agate]

I miss golden eye now, those golden gun 1 taps were juicy ngl.

[little marten]

We are no longer friends

[versed elk]

What do you call the ghost of a bolter gun? A Boltergeist

[little marten]

We stopped being friends around that time, unrelated ofc

[somber stream]

Happens

[tall grove]

Friendly reminder that 2018 was seven years ago. 2020 was five years ago. It sounds obvious, but feels egregious when you think about it

[astral basin]

Apparently an old class mate made his girlfriend cry at his 12th birthday
“I feel bad that i wont give him head” to the parents

[little marten]

Last I heard he had gotten morbidly obese and was spotted trying to fight a bouncer

[obtuse agate]

Is that how the lego managed to make its way up your bum by chance??

[little marten]

He was like my best friend pre teenage years

[somber stream]

What the fuck

I remember my first gaming friend introduced me to Warhammer

[little marten]

I must have developed late because at 12 I was still playing with Lego tbf

[ripe tangle]

I leave and check for one second and I see something about a teenage boy who’s mom wipes his ass for him and something about NG having a lego up his bum.

[somber stream]

He yapped about 4 hours in our garden

Fond memories

[tall grove]

Second one isn’t surprising though Tbf

[little marten]

If I’d have known you would be inspecting I would have tidied up 😔

[obtuse agate]

Haha

[ripe tangle]

I should just burn the whole Mourningstar down at this point, kill everyone including myself.

[little marten]

Look at you now

[somber stream]

You wouldn't

You adore us too much

[tall grove]

My beloved says that’s a wonderful idea, that the sins of this ship can only be cleansed with flaming promethium

[astral basin]

Sister Lucia. Should you do that, more heretics would go unpunished

[somber stream]

Yeah real lmao

[ripe tangle]

Curses, you’re right.

I’ll keep the ship and it’s denizens intact then; for now…

[obtuse agate]

Does a lego piece make a noise up the bum if nobody's around? Nurgle now has this groundbreaking answer to our questions, first the tree, now a lego brick.

[ripe tangle]

Why is everyone obsessed with weird anal stuff tonight!?!?!

[somber stream]

Why the disapperance

[little marten]

I’ve spoken about backsides too much

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want to know about other people’s assholes.

[astral basin]

HUH? Anal?

[tall grove]

Oh that’s very kind of you, I really do prefer being unsinged

[astral basin]

Oh

I see

[little marten]

Seemed irreverent

[ripe tangle]

Fire cleanses the soul and body.

accept admonishment from your sins through the flame.

[somber stream]

What even is relevant in this channel

[ripe tangle]

Killing Heretics obviously.

[somber stream]

We talk food one moment then cannibalism another

[obtuse agate]

No but seriously, I once stepped on my kid's lego piece so hard just after jumping off a bunk and I thought for a split moment god was the light on the ceiling.

[obtuse agate]

Ehhh tamato tomato.

[tall grove]

My beloved says that soap does a perfectly good job of the latter, and fire does nothing for the former. I’m inclined to agree

[little marten]

I don’t think I’ve ever had that misfortune but I have heard it’s absolute hell

[blazing ibex]

Ah yes. Darktide General After Hours once again

[ripe tangle]

Stop speaking to the Warp, WITCH.

or I’ll shoot you with a Blessed Bolter Round.

[somber stream]

I made a MA5B out of lego, it got smashed and stolen by my dickbag neighbor kid

[astral basin]

Yeah the dude i talked about earlier. Same guy that had me room with him at his moms place. Almost gouged out my eye when we got into a fight.
Thanks to alexander the graven, i have a reference of what worse sounds like.

[little marten]

Bastards

[tall grove]

That’s not very nice, I think you should consider being a little more kind, I’m sure it’ll be good for you

[obtuse agate]

I think in the moment I banned legos in the household like a plague doctor simply walking out a plague infested room.

[ripe tangle]

I once had a roommate who would shit with the door open…

[somber stream]

Bruh

Who does that

[sleek harness]

Is that witchism?

Sister I thought you were better.

[worn quail]

Wait nvm thats weird and oversharey

[ripe tangle]

I kill witches, I don’t practice Witchcraft.

[tall grove]

Oh no it’s alright, I’m used to it people really don’t seem to like me, I wonder why…?

[little marten]

You came in guns blazing about my poo story and then drop this

Corruption most foul

[sleek harness]

(You don't)

[astral basin]

Mfw worse things have been shared in chat

[sleek harness]

Shut the fuck up witch

[somber stream]

Yeah it's fine, really

[sleek harness]

I hate you

Burn

[somber stream]

We'll tell you if it's TMI

(we never do)

[blazing ibex]

You're fine honestly

[tall grove]

That was very hurtful

I think you should apologize

[ripe tangle]

I also know someone in College who tried to get revenge on someone by wiping their ass with someone’s toothbrush…

[sleek harness]

My brother will

He is dead

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[astral basin]

Its a little early for #general-health but
Yeah.
Many things have been shared here
Usually weird fb cult shit

[ripe tangle]

people are disgusting bruh

[obtuse agate]

Now you're into butt stuff.

[little marten]

😡

[ripe tangle]

Not really tbh

[somber stream]

Usually general health starts after one or two mental breakdown, 3 hours from now

[astral basin]

People suck yes. Horribly so.

[little marten]

I’m excited 🙏

[inland mantle]

🤨

[sleek harness]

Says the person who hates people who can do more than them, which is doing magic

[somber stream]

For the mental breakdowns?

[tall grove]

Oh, that’s ever so sad

[little marten]

For general health

[somber stream]

Lol yeah, same

[little marten]

I slowly lurch towards a calamity of my own methinks

[astral basin]

Magic is heresy

[somber stream]

Shit, 2 days from Halloween!

[ripe tangle]

Who needs Magic when you have Bolter, Flamer, and Melta?

[little marten]

So it’s nice to read from other people

[somber stream]

We still need that story telling session

[obtuse agate]

Can't wait for general health. We get to learn things about human anatomy that would make eugenics look like kids play. 😂😭

[astral basin]

I heard friendship is magic. Can anyone confirm?

[sleek harness]

He got eaten by a Beast of Nurgle

[little marten]

I’m on 25k/40k words

[sleek harness]

Simple: inf ammo

When you run out of ammo, what will you do?

[somber stream]

I meant a short, spooky personal story

[tall grove]

But magic is fun and cool! So long as you ignore the voices of the dead and damned screaming for mercy, death, and demanding you tear down the walls of reality of course

[somber stream]

For the occassion

[little marten]

Oh..

[inland mantle]

Become the bullet

[somber stream]

But i'm looking forward to your personal work as well!

[little marten]

I can’t tell it here lol

[tall grove]

That sounds like a horrible way to go

[somber stream]

So you can share about shoving lego up your ass but not scary stories?

The fuck

[astral basin]

LMAO

[tall grove]

Professionals have standards

[little marten]

I’ve never put Lego up my ass

[blazing ibex]

Priorities

[little marten]

It’s comedic embellishment

[sleek harness]

What the fuck

[inland mantle]

Sure...

[somber stream]

Roight

[elder merlin]

Dont encourage him

[obtuse agate]

Ive witnessed a zealot the other day on havoc 40 literally turn into a bullet after doing a dodge spam into a chaos spawn tantrum that led to my game crashing.

[tall grove]

Encourage him

[blazing ibex]

Not encouraging. Just saying it how it is.

[somber stream]

Don't shove lego up your bum

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[somber stream]

It's hazardous, just saying

[tall grove]

Literally 1984

[obtuse agate]

Who said he did it? Quit assuming, remember his gamer friend? You never know.

[blazing ibex]

Hate to break it to you but people have put worse things there.

[sleek harness]

Shocker

[little marten]

I’ll accept this because of my jabs at you regarding winkles

[sleek harness]

Nurgle Silverhand

[little marten]

Hey sweetie

[sleek harness]

Nurgle Silverhand

[somber stream]

Speaking of winkles, clam soup sounds about right for today

[little marten]

Oh yeah meeting up with the sneeze person?

[somber stream]

What no

[inland mantle]

Lies

[elder merlin]

Johnny Ironhands

[obtuse agate]

Her name is margaret

[sleek harness]

Paul I got a question for you

[obtuse agate]

Get it right nurgle.

[little marten]

That’s my grandmothers name

[astral basin]

@ripe tangle whats on the menu tonight?

[somber stream]

Margaret?

[elder merlin]

No, i am not buying gta 6

[obtuse agate]

Well, lich is shaggin your nan then.

[sleek harness]

Rate my pixel art or else

[little marten]

I don’t think I’d be too annoyed by that licht seems sweet

[blazing ibex]

That's not even a question.

[inland mantle]

🐀 /10

[somber stream]

I don't have that kind of appetite

[blazing ibex]

That's a whole demand.

[little marten]

He has a cute sneeze

[obtuse agate]

30? More like 30 years too late.

[tall grove]

6/7

[sleek harness]

It is, I am giving him the choice to respond or not

[somber stream]

Jesus christ that was a mistake

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak

[inland mantle]

Death

[elder merlin]

Who are you? Now thats a question

[obtuse agate]

"Achee, margaret come hither."

[sleek harness]

I am

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-scp-gif-3295527985440468649

[sleek harness]

Foolsih Alabne

[somber stream]

._.

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dj-spit-get-out-of-my-head-charlie-pim-gif-25405188

[astral basin]

NG calling licht gramps soon?

[somber stream]

Note to self: Don't attempt to suppress a sneeze

[little marten]

The spooky story involve someone dying

[hazy kestrel]

Suppress the sneeze

[somber stream]

I mean

That's the whole point?

[little marten]

Unless you wanted fictional?

[somber stream]

To sp00k

[tall grove]

Six seveeen six seveeeen six seveeeeen six seveeeeen six seveeeen six seveeen

[somber stream]

Unless it's someone close that is

[little marten]

Nah

Not close

[obtuse agate]

Not close to the bum at the time of incident or mutually?

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-cat-shoo-biscuit-gif-8024642674144447563

[blazing ibex]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/grHFKDRRPhQ

[inland mantle]

Ip grabber spotted 😔

[astral basin]

Well pain, welcome to the server lmfao
You got one of the interesting nights

[tall grove]

Six seven mango mango tuff mustard Blud Adrian describe our friend group 41 unc eefoc barbershop haircut

[inland mantle]

Ngl

I dont even know what they fuck your saying

[little marten]

2 days and this nightmare is all over and we can go back to our original characters

[obtuse agate]

Indeed, it fitting to what I expected in all fairness to a discord server. 😂

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean?

[blazing ibex]

What is this foreign language

[somber stream]

Uh huh

Kinda miss my t

[little marten]

I miss it too man

[tall grove]

Ts tuff

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t speak French.

[tall grove]

Tuff

[hazy kestrel]

True Survivor is tough to achieve, you’re correct.

[obtuse agate]

Здравствуйте

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

[somber stream]

Ruskie?

[inland mantle]

Yesnt

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-gif-26431549

[obtuse agate]

There's multiple english keyboards apparently? What.

[little marten]

No we all use the same one

[obtuse agate]

Irish keyboard. ☠️ apparently its drunk and abusive.

[inland mantle]

Real

[tall grove]

Well there’s normal people English and British “English”

[obtuse agate]

Bwittish ya mean, dont they have the lisp?

[little marten]

Eh?

[tall grove]

Bri’ish

[obtuse agate]

Ah yes there we go.

[little marten]

Racist

[sleek harness]

Say, is this word on your keyboard
₱

[hazy kestrel]

It’s chewsday innit?

[inland mantle]

In a 40k server never

[astral basin]

Bool o waah

[little marten]

What am I looking at

[tall grove]

Oy bruv, you want me to talk like this yeah? Well I’m gonna shank ya yeah? Then I’m gonna run yer pockets bruv

[little marten]

The iconography of a vagabond and a curr

[sleek harness]

¥

[tall grove]

Racist implies they’re people. The British aren’t people

[obtuse agate]

Γειά σου

[little marten]

It’s oi not oy you melt

[obtuse agate]

Yen symbol

[astral basin]

Alright thats getting a little far across the line
We only talk about the french like that here

[tall grove]

Some small inaccuracies must be made to prevent the writer from going insane

[little marten]

I’m on my phone but yes I can do those with num code

[sleek harness]

Okay let me change the language of mu keyboard real quick

[obtuse agate]

French have good fries at the least...thats it for the pros of the french

[little marten]

I’m English 🙁

[inland mantle]

L

[tall grove]

French fries aren’t French

[hazy kestrel]

So what you’re saying is that British English is a cognitohazard?

[little marten]

Ok gimme about 15 mins to fall asleep

[obtuse agate]

I know, therefore french have nothing.

[sleek harness]

I found a language called Laki

[tall grove]

That’s exactly what I’m saying

[sleek harness]

Guess how the letters look like

[little marten]

No idea maybe like a cross between Arabic and Hindi

[tall grove]

Mandated edict: mercy sanction

[sleek harness]

خبنسپبرزە

[blazing ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692780949792096297/1425241388710363226/952cf082lqtf1.jpg?ex=69028e7a&is=69013cfa&hm=0f07dae5583225e69476a497db5ea1c44f34bd807c8e778450968c2f0ad7a19c&

[little marten]

Huh, guess I was right

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[obtuse agate]

Πες μου γιατί, δεν είναι τίποτα άλλο παρά ένας πόνος στην καρδιά.

[somber stream]

Real

[little marten]

Is that elvish?

[hazy kestrel]

Looks like Greek to me.

[obtuse agate]

Yeah, arabic is backwards input on the keyboard unless youre in the region.

[tall grove]

Iirc Greek actually has some recognizable characters, so no

[obtuse agate]

Correct

[astral basin]

Looks like medical handwriting

[tall grove]

Damn I need to read up

[sleek harness]

I have no idea on who uses this language

[tall grove]

My bad

[sleek harness]

And why

[tired inlet]

he had a stroke during Borderland's II and got diagnosed with m/s; he focused more on making vlogs about movies and starting his own studio called FilmJoy. He helped with Borderland's 4 I heard.

[little marten]

Maybe like Bangladesh or Sri Lanka lemme google

Oh it’s like Kurdish crazyyyy

[white mulch]

Well I just finished my first auric maelstrom. I do not think I will do another

[sleek harness]

What is Kurdish

[tired inlet]

that's a semetic language; probably arabic or pashto

[tall grove]

Miscellaneous middle eastern society template 05

[hazy kestrel]

Do another Auric Maelstrom.

[obtuse agate]

Greek is nice, being a polyglot is actually nice too cause everyone wants people who know languages, negotiate for higher pay too.

[white mulch]

It wasn’t very fun

[little marten]

From Kurdistan

[hazy kestrel]

It gets better.

[sleek harness]

What is Kurdistan

[white mulch]

I don’t see how

[tired inlet]

Bengali is wild to me.

[hazy kestrel]

It gets better as you get better.

[little marten]

Old tribal kingdom

[white mulch]

Literally everyone on my team died once. Not just went down but died died

[little marten]

In like Syria I think

[white mulch]

2 people had auric exemplar

[hazy kestrel]

In order to get better, you gotta keep playing auric.

[astral basin]

Im a foolish us citizen
Tell me in nevada to Illinois where kurdistan is

[obtuse agate]

Maelstrom is easy, but Havoc 40 when the arbitrator tries to bomb rush 3 tox bombers after rotten armor spawns in...AY YI YIIII

[tall grove]

Skill issue

[astral basin]

Syria cool

[hazy kestrel]

That’s just how it goes.

[sleek harness]

What is an old tribal kingdom
Can a tribe even be considered a kingdom

[white mulch]

Well it wasn’t fun and I’d rather not do things that aren’t fun

[little marten]

I’d ask sister whenever she about if you actually wanna know she knows about all that stuff

[tall grove]

Fair enough

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

[sleek harness]

@ripe tangle

[languid hazel]

Blörf

[tall grove]

[sleek harness]

Lenna

Do you know Laki?

[hazy kestrel]

The ancient one has been summoned.

[little marten]

I just remember the Kurds popped up around the time isis were in the mix and they had the female fighters

[languid hazel]

Who?

[obtuse agate]

Oh the kurdistan war are we talking about?

[astral basin]

A tribe can absolutely be considered a kingdom, however when it grows large enough it tends to become a “civilization” or an “empire” rather than just being a tribe
Difference between village and city kinda thing

[sleek harness]

Laki ma balls

[white mulch]

At one point there were 2 chaos spawns at once. One of them picked me up and started nibbling me and then threw me into the other one who picked me up and nibbled me and that one through me into a mutant who threw me into a rager and that’s how I died

[tall grove]

Absolute cinema

[white mulch]

The only enjoyable thing about it was getting like 600 diamatine which I never have enough of

[languid hazel]

гинуть

[hazy kestrel]

Then there’s your incentive to keep playing auric.

[little marten]

Tribal in a culture sense kingdom in a land ownership sense

Maybe tribal lands is the better term

[obtuse agate]

Wait till theres 3 boss spawns and one is a sword captain with a crusher supped up on xanax. Then you will inevitability uninstall out of pure frustration and then return a week later.

[white mulch]

Well I’m fine with normal auric but I don’t like maelstroms

[sleek harness]

"are dying"

What is dying

[tall grove]

Tbf I’ve found that damnation is the best difficulty for diamatine

[hazy kestrel]

Maelstrom is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

[languid hazel]

Гпнуть I said!

“Perish”

[sleek harness]

"are dying"

[astral basin]

Perish song

[languid hazel]

Get a load of this guy not knowing my mother language smh my head

[little marten]

What language is it

[astral basin]

Google cant translate concepts that well, reject!

[languid hazel]

Ukrainian :3

[blazing ibex]

A chaos spawn ate me and a flamer came in at the end of it, damaging me but not killing me, only for the spawn to throw me into a bonbon's mouth

[little marten]

Nice 🙏

[tall grove]

Ligma

[sleek harness]

Ok

[little marten]

What’s ligma

[tall grove]

Uh, idk

[blazing ibex]

And then the flamer killed me while I was in the bonbon

[sleek harness]

Do the joke

Go on

[languid hazel]

I mean, I can insult his intelligence but then google translate will probably lost the concept entirely :3

[tall grove]

I forgot what we’re doing

[sleek harness]

Do the joke

Do it

[hazy kestrel]

Burgles are silly like that.

[tall grove]

Ligma

[astral basin]

Get a load of this guy explaining an abbreviation

[sleek harness]

Ligma

[tall grove]

BALLS

[languid hazel]

Lmao

[obtuse agate]

Mutterseelenallein.

[hazy kestrel]

Looks like German to me.

[sleek harness]

I was expecting you to be Spanish

[obtuse agate]

Correct again, well done person.

[languid hazel]

Смердючий чоловік-щур з IQ нижче сорока

[little marten]

Comprendo espanol?

[white mulch]

Oh damn I really am havoc 16 now

Man now the chests are gonna be hard to get 😭

I just want diamantine

[languid hazel]

:з

[tall grove]

Brain parasite is advancing…

[languid hazel]

є:

[sleek harness]

Spanish is harder than Russian by the way

[tall grove]

It—it’s getting out of control

[little marten]

I won’t be learning either

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-berg-cat-orange-cat-swimming-gif-25177582

[sleek harness]

You should learn Russian

[obtuse agate]

я чувствую рядом со мной украинца

[sleek harness]

Just in case you get teleported to another dimension where the second world war had an different outcome

[tall grove]

European gibberish

[vocal hawk]

that’s what I was gonna say

[twin flower]

someone wall balls?

[little marten]

On that basis alone maybe I will

[white mulch]

Aaaaaaand I’m back at 0 diamantine

[tall grove]

So real

[white mulch]

Why’d they make this so hard to get? I have a gazillion of the other thing

[obtuse agate]

You want european gibberish? I got one for you and @hazy kestrel

[astral basin]

No hablo espanol
Muy pequeño comprende

[languid hazel]

Цікаво чому :3

[white mulch]

They should let us trade resources like DRG

[little marten]

Goodnight folks see you all in a couple of hours for general health

[sleek harness]

I don't sleep

Help

[tall grove]

What’s it gonna be, polish? I think that was the goofy one

[little marten]

I’ll sleep for you

[astral basin]

Lmao ng ciao

[obtuse agate]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[languid hazel]

Pffft good ole Welsh

[astral basin]

Thats a city you ass

[tall grove]

Aneurysm

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit, I know this one I think. I’ve seen it before

[languid hazel]

It’s a town in Wales

[hazy kestrel]

Methinks it’s Welsh

[obtuse agate]

There you go. 58 letter city name.

[tall grove]

that’s a real language? He said words?

[obtuse agate]

Yeah

[languid hazel]

Yes

[vocal hawk]

it’s so over darkbros

[tall grove]

Wales doesn’t exist

There’s no way

[languid hazel]

The best part is he spelled it wrong

[vocal hawk]

I saw them on a boat ride one time dude they’re totally real

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

[obtuse agate]

Bahaha, I did in fact, say the whole thing right and see if they can spot it. 😂

[obtuse agate]

You mean a sheep field?

[tall grove]

How can you tell? It looks like the written down version of the sound effect of hitting a groaner in the head with a thunder hammer

[vocal hawk]

whales can’t live on land or they die

water

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t whales also explode sometimes if they’re beached?

[obtuse agate]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

Fascinating

[obtuse agate]

Self implosion, the weight crushes them.

[tall grove]

Yep, due to gasses i believe

[vocal hawk]

kind of like how I would explode if someone shot me with an RPG

[tall grove]

Oh nvm

I keep getting fact checked lmao

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

[jaunty path]

Yeah gas build up from a decaying corpse, yeah.

[tall grove]

So I was right

Was I?

[obtuse agate]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Oh wait wha- oh I think I

oooh

[vocal hawk]

incredible gassy

[tall grove]

I’m getting conflicting v information

[astral basin]

I never knew llanfair was an actual city
Saw it on helldivers
Made the joke that only the welsh can come up with a messed up jumble of syllables bc i listen to a welsh person thats in a stream group

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frog-eat-frog-gif-13001112699463748609

[hazy kestrel]

You were technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[astral basin]

Then i learn

[elder merlin]

[languid hazel]

Ні Рацг!

[astral basin]

Paul run its not safe here

[languid hazel]

I don’t have a letter that looks like an L on my ukrainian keyboard

Yes I committed a heresy

[vocal hawk]

STALKER reference

[obtuse agate]

They technically explode because the gasses build up but because of the air temperature where most whales are commonly found beached, they end up dying quicker to the weight of themselves basically crushing them. Also they have reasrched that certain noises on land mimic their pod calls which lead to more of them getting beached.

[languid hazel]

Їду у вантажівці одразу після пивa

[elder merlin]

Well then

[vocal hawk]

what does this mean

[astral basin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8zYZ2j5vfXw?si=FZz5vujX_tmWfgqd

[elder merlin]

Whatchu up to Leanna?

[languid hazel]

“Driving in my truck, right after a beer”

[obtuse agate]

Drunk driving pretty much.

[jaunty path]

I could go for a beer ngl

[vocal hawk]

based

[astral basin]

Ties into our company motto

[languid hazel]

Nuthin much. Dripped out my Pogryn, also my Psyker :3

[vocal hawk]

if you don’t wrap yourself around a tree at 90 mph by 40 are you even doing it right?

[obtuse agate]

Only 90?

[elder merlin]

Nice, what they look like?

[obtuse agate]

Thats rookie numbers, pull a german and turn that tree into an autobahn.

[languid hazel]

Гей, цей горб має форму оленя

[jaunty path]

What is this language

Is it english

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, you paid for the whole speedometer, use it!

[languid hazel]

Nyo

It’s Ukrainian

[obtuse agate]

Ukrainian. Well its still all cyrillic but.

[languid hazel]

Also for the record I’m butchering it

[vocal hawk]

I only have a ford model T so it’s the most I can go while driving full speed down a mountain or something

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[obtuse agate]

You are stinki, keep practicing though.

[astral basin]

I wonder what roads have speed limits over 80

[vocal hawk]

tariffs or something who even know these days

[astral basin]

Discounting “go what you want” roads

[vocal hawk]

speed limits are a suggestion

[astral basin]

Safety guide

[tall grove]

And today, I’m proposing my “beat poor people to death” bill, it’s a beautiful bill really, a big beautiful bill, you’ll want it passed

[obtuse agate]

The highest speed limits over (80) mph are in Texas, which has an (85) mph limit on State Highway (130) and parts of other highways.

[astral basin]

Going 80 in a school zone is very unsafe. Those arent speed bumps you are hitting

[languid hazel]

I bought Six-Grox’s set, and “Lady” Dorian’s set. I think that was the name

Also bought a mask for my arby

[vocal hawk]

in ‘09 I ran over a pedestrian who was on the road (there was no sidewalk) and dumped their body in the LA river

[vocal hawk]

some would say it’s the most beautiful bill

[hazy kestrel]

It’s depressing that I unironically could see them passing something like that.

[tall grove]

Yesterday I killed and ate a pedestrian (I saw them) and I still haven’t been caught

[elder merlin]

Nice

[languid hazel]

Yep

[languid hazel]

My ogryn sounds funny with the rebreather

[obtuse agate]

I feel bad for you guys in america, sounds rough.

[vocal hawk]

“the super death beam bill that kills everyone” supporter when the super death beam kills everyone

[tall grove]

Possibly ever they say “Donald this is a really beautiful bill” and I say “thank you, it really is” because it really is a beautiful bill it’s gonna do a lot of good, sleepy joe and crooked Hillary didn’t want it but I said “no no let’s pass it”

[hazy kestrel]

It’s interesting, to say the least.

(This is a cry for help)

[languid hazel]

Please get me out of here

[tall grove]

They’re not far off, what with their whole “arrest brown people on the street in unmarked vehicles with no identification” thing

[obtuse agate]

Im in no better state. 😂

[vocal hawk]

nothing ever happens (if don’t live in a middle eastern country of course)

[hazy kestrel]

We have bargain bin Gestapo running around. Not ideal, to say the least.

[obtuse agate]

Its trading one dictator for another so.

[tall grove]

So glad I don’t live in that fascist shithole

[languid hazel]

Russia?

[obtuse agate]

Yeah.

[orchid skiff]

americans stay in america we don't want you out

[languid hazel]

Argentina?

[vocal hawk]

I’m coming

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, I didn’t vote for this “administration” help

[languid hazel]

Oof. My condolences. Well you’ll happy to know that our dictator is in the pocket of your dictator so we’re practically cousins lmao

:3

[tall grove]

They got the gravy seals running around and arresting people the big orange doesn’t like

[vocal hawk]

I can’t legally vote for another year but I never will because voting doesn’t change anything

each political party is the exact same owned by the exact people who will pass the exact same laws anyway so what’s the point

[tall grove]

Do it anyway. It’s free gang

[obtuse agate]

3rd or 4th cousins can technically get married so get me that greencard. I need the benefits. ☠️

[orchid skiff]

Case in point. Americans stay contained in America thank you

[tall grove]

Untrue. Both are evil, but one is comically evil and the other is realistically evil

[vocal hawk]

voting choices are either “kill everyone party” or “totally don’t kill everyone party (we are going to kill everyone)”

[languid hazel]

Nono it’s “kill everyone” and “kill half of everyone to appease the kill everyone party”

Totally different

[tall grove]

If you ask me I’d rather kill half of everyone than kill and torture everyone and shit In puppies food bowls

[vocal hawk]

the second party is also funded by the “super murder death genocide beam creation” lobbying group

[languid hazel]

Actually wait how’d this chat once again get onto politics?

[tall grove]

Yep, but their other things aren’t nearly as bad

[hazy kestrel]

It always turns out this way

[tall grove]

All roads lead to politics

[vocal hawk]

you’re right it only ruins the lives of everyone else but since it’s not me it’s ok

[hazy kestrel]

With or without my venting about how terrible things are.

[vocal hawk]

politics are banned because if they weren’t we’d solve all problems ever

[tall grove]

I’d rather have everyone else suffer than have literally everyone suffer

[astral basin]

The reason i dont vote is not because i domt trust the system
Its bc i am politically uninformed
We are not the same

[obtuse agate]

I mean to settle politics, you are just blindly picking a side (both of liars i mean look at your infrastructure) to appease to false utopian ideologies that havent ever worked in modern civilization for good reason (cause it doesnt work) revolutions happen, civil wars happen. Its a part of socioeconomic and history.

[vocal hawk]

it’s ok both sides are the same

owned by the same groups

[tall grove]

They literally aren’t. They both support genocides and human exploitation, true, but one will give us breadcrumbs and the other will feed us rat poison

[vocal hawk]

lesser of both evils is bad and we should try everything in our power to not support it and support good instead

[hazy kestrel]

As depressing as it is, I still find my self laughing at the fact that Trump and his rabid fan base of fanatics essentially staged a coup with the Jan 6th riot and they all got away with it.

[languid hazel]

I mean… I begrudgingly vote for the “kill half of everyone” party if only because they’re the lesser of two evils. It’s a vain hope that it will buy time until the “kill a fourth of everyone” party can take power

[orchid skiff]

We need to build a WALL
around America

[vocal hawk]

the LIBERAL sleepy joe cultists are shooting mind beams. yea they’re shooting mind beams from theeee five g towers. its crazy, truly, it’s crazy. many such cases

[orchid skiff]

Fill it with titans, fill the outside with titans, and remove their travel technologies

[tall grove]

That’s exactly the attitude that let the comically evil win. There will never be a truly good administration. Ever. Period. It simply makes more logical sense to go with the slightly less evil

[hazy kestrel]

In spite of everything: the various pieces of evidence, the fact that Trump was okay with his mob trying to hang his VP, etc. they got away with it.

[languid hazel]

And then the “kill 5% of everyone” will hopefully get power, then finally the “How about we don’t kill anyone” party would ideally get into power

[vocal hawk]

meh

it’s tiring

[languid hazel]

It is

[tall grove]

Of course it is

[obtuse agate]

I mean. As an outside perspective, im neutral, both sides are dogwash for the states. Multi party just creates gridlock and civil unrest, look at germany in the 1930's. Literally people dont look at history cause its repeating as it speaks.

[languid hazel]

But not voting at all almost guarantees the “kill everyone” party will take the government

We need 20 serious parties at a minimum

[hazy kestrel]

God, what ever happened to treating traitors to the nation like traitors? What a joke of a country we’ve regressed to.

[vocal hawk]

we need no parties

[languid hazel]

Actually wait

[vocal hawk]

it just makes people not like each other because you support this and that and that’s not cool

[languid hazel]

Can we jusy overthrow the us government and install me as God Empress of The States?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh for sure, America is definitely transitioning into its early Nazi Germany phase. We already have the SA, sorry, I mean ICE, running around causing trouble like the thugs they are.

And you know the rest.

[obtuse agate]

Im russian and I know. At some point, why not have a coup de tae or a revolt like yes the youngers are depresso espresso and not well mentally but itd be more fun than just accepting inevitable downfall.

[tall grove]

Well because one is the “what? What genocide? Noooo not us” party and the other is the “yeah, we love genocide. We love killing brown people. Yeah we’ll keep doing it. What’re you gonna do about it?” Party

[vocal hawk]

they’re the same fucking thing just different colors

[vague elm]

As a Canadian I can confidently say just wall off all of north America as a whole and let the rest of the civilized world go about their business

[orchid skiff]

Yeah America is done

[tall grove]

But one is worse, observably so. If the dems got elected then there wouldn’t have been anywhere near as much oppression within America as there is right now. I’m not saying they’re moral, because they’re not. At all. But in a choice between cutting off my finger and cutting off my hand? I’d rather be down a finger

[vocal hawk]

so the difference is the other party could do the same thing just people will riot less

[obtuse agate]

Well what was that old system called for mesopotamia?

[vocal hawk]

monarchy

[obtuse agate]

The eye for an eye whole ordeal.

[hazy kestrel]

Mind letting me in before you wall off America? I’d rather not be stuck here with Dollar Store Nazi’s.

[jaunty path]

Steven universe

Isn't canada just america 2

[tall grove]

They would do the same thing abroad and at least attempt to make people feel happy within America, if only to prevent any riots. So yes, I do think they’re the better choice. Between eating shit and drinking piss, the choice should be obvious

[vague elm]

USA Light

[vocal hawk]

quite selfish innit

you’d be fine with suffering only as long as it happened to another person instead of you

[obtuse agate]

Like someone wrongs you, you wrong them the same way, why not do that? Starve the rich like boycotting or flat out not spending a consumer market on their products to stop shareholding which causes the droughts that allow for campaign funding of said groups you are describing? Or flat out Revolutionize because the other stuff too complicated?

[hazy kestrel]

Huzzah, your name has become red pal.

[vocal hawk]

the nestle CEO gotta be rolling around on the company floor every time someone talks about boycotting them lol

[astral basin]

The point of politics is
You have people from different groups that show off their connections and resource gathering/ management
And you select the one most closely aligned with what you want for your community
The problem is. We in the US generally dont know what the motives of our candidates are intimately , and have to deal with an “a or b” selection process

[tall grove]

Your point? If somebody next to you was being beheaded, would you go “wait! Can you do it to me too please?” There’s no other option, not as of right now, so self preservation needs to be prioritized

[vocal hawk]

no I would say beheading is bad no matter who it happens to

[obtuse agate]

Ty

[vocal hawk]

because murder is bad

[obtuse agate]

True

[jaunty path]

wait. murder is bad?

[tall grove]

This is true, but it won’t stop it from happening. Now would you rather you both die or only them? Because currently there’s no third option

[vocal hawk]

9/11 was bad

[obtuse agate]

Pull a united health CEO move for the HoR? Like ive noticed checks and balances doesnt exsist anymore for you guys, why isnt there laws for certain authorities to have no party affiliation and go by the constitution?

[vague elm]

You've got my vote

[hazy kestrel]

Because then our politicians could actually be held accountable for their wrongdoing, and they wouldn’t like that. (And they probably lobbied their way to make sure it stays that way.)

[obtuse agate]

Ahh. So why no assainations? Like this is 21st century, no different than the centuries before.

[jovial hearth]

Because things aren't bad enough for people to actually want to do violence

Things are bad, don't get me wrong. But not bad enough for most of the population to realize "Hey maybe we should do something about this"

[obtuse agate]

Also what was jfk assainated for, i guess i dont understand that part of your history like he was the moon man no?

[tall grove]

Because people on the left tend to be idealists under the false idea that republicans can be convinced into better ideals through logic

[vocal hawk]

we need to reset

[tall grove]

The CIA got him in pretty sure

[jovial hearth]

The two party system needs to go

[vocal hawk]

you’re close to the agency responsible

[orchid skiff]

cameras

[hazy kestrel]

Noah has been overdue with his funny boat for centuries now.

[astral basin]

The beauty of bureaucracy
Not having to publicly state your vote.

[vocal hawk]

Is this ark is so good it could fit every animal where is it now

[tall grove]

I agree. I want hadron to demean me all mission while telling me I should have predicted the crusher overhead that one shotted me due to janky hitboxes

[obtuse agate]

That didnt stop people from robbing or even executions during war, why stop on homefront just out of fear im assuming?

[jovial hearth]

As I said things aren't bad enough for people to start getting that violent

Most people in the US don't really pay attention to politics, they have better things to do like work

[languid hazel]

I say let’s just commence exterminatus on the whole planet and be done with it :3

[vocal hawk]

the cycle continues

[obtuse agate]

That too

[astral basin]

The main reason assassinations happen is bc
A. A disgruntled criminal had a specific vocal mouthpiece to claim
Or b. They have knowledge of a regime they intend to terrorize/ disband

[jovial hearth]

It'll always continue

[tall grove]

The steel produced on atoma is too valuable for that

[languid hazel]

No no not Atoma

[hazy kestrel]

Where is Pasqal when we need him? Smh.

[languid hazel]

Earth

Real life earth

[vocal hawk]

C. three-six letter agencies

[languid hazel]

Let’s just exterminatus Earth and be done with it :>

[hazy kestrel]

Where is our Messiah of Discontinuing?

[tall grove]

But then they’d kill all the cute critters

[obtuse agate]

Cycle of hate always was around, pax romana lasted 200 years of peace, are they any long term peace we could have as civilization in these days and ages where people live happy?

[jovial hearth]

Earth isn't the problem, it's people mostly

[hazy kestrel]

A small price to pay for the universe being a better place.

[tall grove]

But we haven’t even been able to kiss aliens yet

[jovial hearth]

If we could just get rid of every single corrupt or horrendous human being imaginable and only have the good people, imagine what kinda world we could live in

[tall grove]

We can’t die with our purpose unfulfilled