general-chat

[little marten]

It was in a now removed voice line from morrow I believe

[wicked sentinel]

It's melee beneficial

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ8hadvpwKY

Morrow's like: "shut up about it"

[vocal hawk]

she yellow on my king to I go to old carcosa

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, cease.

[whole glade]

I HAD TACO BELL

AHHHHH

[tidal gyro]

i am did make zealot now new character for it

i am not knew is before needing restart mission one

it hard

[fossil holly]

thats normal

the game is....

not kind

[tidal gyro]

other level am that was play many more easy amount

[whole glade]

GRAHHH

I LOVE BAJA BLAS

[tidal gyro]

but mission one many hard

[whole glade]

I LOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT

GRAHHHH

[fossil holly]

HAVE YOU HAD THE NEW MNT DEW, THE GUMMY WORM ONE???????|

[vocal hawk]

we need to liberate oshaune

[fossil holly]

ITS SO GOOD

[whole glade]

WHAT?

[little marten]

anything new in helldivers 2 since the support patch?

[fossil holly]

THERES A NEW ONE AND ITS TROLLI GUMMY WORM FLAVORED

[vocal hawk]

take oshaune

[fossil holly]

RED AND YELLOW

ITS SO GOOD

[little marten]

thats the cave planet right?

[whole glade]

RGAHHH

[little marten]

been there done that

[fossil holly]

dont get the dragon fruit one

[vocal hawk]

it’s the major order now

[fossil holly]

its straight ass

[vocal hawk]

we already have 10%

[whole glade]

AFSDGFHGYUI

[fossil holly]

it doesnt taste like dragon fruit

[little marten]

maybe ill check it out but i feel some vermintide calling

[whole glade]

RED OR WHITE DRAGON FRUIT?

[fossil holly]

red

its like someone shook it up

left it in the sun for a week

[vocal hawk]

gay

[fossil holly]

spit in it

then refrigerated it and gave it to you

its terrible

[little marten]

not usually but you seem kinda cute

[whole glade]

I mean...

[vocal hawk]

really? 🥹

[little marten]

tehe

[fossil holly]

thats a strange thing to like but this is a judgement free zone so... you go dude

[whole glade]

see im just a silly lil guy

:3

[vocal hawk]

hawk tuah

[fossil holly]

IS THIS A CAT, I SEE :3 EVERYWHERE AND I DO IT, BUT WHAT IS IT????????

[whole glade]

on that thang

[whole glade]

its a kiggy :3c

[fossil holly]

I KNEW IT

[crisp yoke]

Same

But not same

[fossil holly]

well im gonna go into the depths of solo maelstrom

[crisp yoke]

But still same

[fossil holly]

and die

[whole glade]

me evey day

[little marten]

silly 6'7 180kg 5% body fat guy

[whole glade]

looks at you with autistic eyes

[little marten]

rips off shirt and stares you down

[fossil holly]

180??????

180kg?????

WHAT

THATS LIKE

[whole glade]

whats that in amican?

[little marten]

is 180kg good?

i never learned weights

[fossil holly]

450 POUNDS

[little marten]

lmao oops

[fossil holly]

wait

thats discrimination

im sorry

[whole glade]

400 pounds dawg?!

[fossil holly]

thats not fat

its just big boned

[whole glade]

ogryn ass build

[little marten]

I think I weight like 100kg?

[fossil holly]

any 450 pound people in here im sorry for my imputance

[fossil holly]

220?

lb

[whole glade]

im like 140lbs at like 5'5

[little marten]

182 lbs

[whole glade]

tf yall be eating

[fossil holly]

yea thats 100kg

[fossil holly]

im 180 at 6'0, am i cooked?

[little marten]

I'm like skinny fat with an ass that don't quit

[fossil holly]

fried even?

[whole glade]

thatts ormal

[little marten]

bro you're sizzled

[fossil holly]

burnt

grilled

baked

broiled

soaked

microwaved

[tidal gyro]

i love giraffe 🦒

[fossil holly]

toasted

[little marten]

nah i think u good homie

[tidal gyro]

thank you to have much as well

[fossil holly]

no in all reality my weight is the thing im most secure about lmfao

dont worry, i dont need securing i feel good

[little marten]

based af

normalize being image secure 🙏

[crisp yoke]

Is it normal to be tired all the time?

[fossil holly]

caring about someone else is unnesassary, care about the emperor and nothing else

[fossil holly]

you might have low iron

or a thyroid issue

how old are you?

[blazing hawk]

Drink coke

[fossil holly]

it might just be age

depending on if youre like 14-20

[jaunty path]

All these candy flavors are only becoming more progressively dogshit you have to admit.

[fossil holly]

i know.... its so bad

i NEED MORE

I NEED IT

[jaunty path]

Monster Energy is literally just juice.

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-gif-14006288

[crisp yoke]

16 so maybe I’m just a complaining teenager

That’s probably it

[fossil holly]

thats completely normal then

[crisp yoke]

Sorry I bothered with the question, although I appreciate the help :p

[little marten]

Rejoice desitute of spirit, broken of body. For your frail forms are misshapen as intended by divine will of the God Emperor of Mankind. Let not the pursuits of flesh or desires of the mind taint thee on thy sacred path. Servitude is reward enough and to serve him is lifes greatest blessing.

[jaunty path]

It's not healthy no

[fossil holly]

but if it stays there, try to get your blood checked

for low iron

and a thyroid issue

because it might be a hormonal issue (thyroid) or a iron issue which can be helped with supplements

for normal blood checker office things

it takes like 2-5 days to get the results

but idk how it is without insurance or a pediatrician

[crisp yoke]

Ok

Anywyas ima go

[jaunty path]

take care

[crisp yoke]

Sorry to bother with my questions, see you all later

[crisp yoke]

No.

Now that you told me to I don’t want to do it

[fossil holly]

dont take care

do very badly in life

[crisp yoke]

Oki I won’t

[fossil holly]

fuck

[whole glade]

ughhh

[fossil holly]

that backfired

[whole glade]

taco bell so good

[crisp yoke]

Your attempt at reverse psychology dose not work.

[fossil holly]

no fair

[whole glade]

Gahhhhhh

[fossil holly]

what you get

need to see if im jealous or not

[crisp yoke]

I got Jersy mikes on Sunday!

[fossil holly]

i dont live near a single jersy mikes lmao, the closest one is like 50 min away

and the last time i had it was when i was 17 at a track meet

but go on

what did you get

[crisp yoke]

Bacon ranch chicken

[fossil holly]

yummy

[crisp yoke]

Indeed

[fossil holly]

im having ramen tonight

im broke....

[crisp yoke]

Ah

Same

[fossil holly]

like i want to play darktide

but i dont want to solo maelstrom

it makes me unhappy

but playing makes me happy

but the teammates dont make me happy

what do i do

[hazy kestrel]

You keep gaming pal.

[fossil holly]

i no no wanna

but i also yes yes wanna

[hazy kestrel]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[fossil holly]

you too

[astral basin]

Lfg. Hope you dont get douche nozzles

[fossil holly]

me too...

im gonna get stuck with 3 people

one is level 15 and dumb

one is havoc forged and a fire psyker and says "just protect me or i leave" like its our job

and a vet who is either really kind or really mean

[astral basin]

Hm

[fossil holly]

he also thinks hes gods gift to gaming (no offense to fire psykers i love you guys sometimes just some of you... arent kind)

is there a reason arbitrators are so mean?

like im sorry for all the abitrator mains out there

but i have never once had a good experience with one

[hard crane]

as in the skill of the player or the attitude of the player?

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimp check

[fossil holly]

always the second part, sometimes the first

im a shrimp

at least thats what the last girl said to me :((

[hard crane]

its just how you use the shrimp that matters

🦐

[fossil holly]

arbies are always rude and sometimes terrible at the game

[little marten]

im so shit at vermintide now wtf

[fossil holly]

again

[little marten]

darktide combat spoiled me

[fossil holly]

im sorry for all the arbies out there

[drowsy lynx]

When she tears the head off and rips out the vein

[fossil holly]

im sure ive only met the bad ones

[hard crane]

im sorry and also glad that you've stolen all the bad arbies from the mission queue

[fossil holly]

they are like the fire psykers i was talking about

[tidal gyro]

is push attack many good?

[fossil holly]

they think their gods gift to gaming

[hard crane]

depends on weapon

[fossil holly]

what weapon

[hard crane]

but its usually good

[tidal gyro]

push attack different is weapon type?

[whole glade]

A fat ass nacho bell grande, 2 big ass tacos, and a fatass Baja blast

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, it sure feels bad when you push forward in auric, get trappered, and you see your teammates cowering in the corner.

[hard crane]

some weapons have push attacks that are neccessary for a certain type of dmg

[whole glade]

all down my throat

[fossil holly]

so i might be jealous

maybe

[hard crane]

iirc the non folding shovel relies on push attack for single target

[fossil holly]

(I FUCKING HATE YOU I DESERVE THAT FOOD MORE)

[whole glade]

and i have high motab

:3

[fossil holly]

yes twin

im scared for it to go away

im almost to that age

[hard crane]

smh this person didnt use motab as a dumpstat

[fossil holly]

i like a high motab

and its gonna go away soon

and i dont like that

I HATE IT, I WANT OTHER TALENTS BUT I DONT WANT TO SACRAFICE ANY OF THE ONES I HAVE FML

[royal pivot]

goddamn it destroy those rations, you are only making it harder for us all by recovering that shit

[fossil holly]

but im hungry

[royal pivot]

you like mold on your food?

[fossil holly]

and i like a little snack inbetween fights

[fossil holly]

it adds texture

[royal pivot]

it is disgusting

[fossil holly]

its like blue cheese

but better

[royal pivot]

heretic

[hard crane]

yea, because its more than one color

i like the green ones

[fossil holly]

im no heretic, i just like my food colorful and texturey

[little marten]

texturise deez nuts lol

[royal pivot]

sus...likes colored food, probably even purple food with tentacles

[fossil holly]

and if its bad for me, its like radiation, a lot will kill you, but even more will make you a superhero

so in summary

eat everything

even the world

[royal pivot]

HERETIC...we have a Khorne heretic here

[fossil holly]

no, no i like Korn, not khorne

Khorne is heretical and bad

i think

[tidal gyro]

is all sword do push attack is hurt same enemy amount of

[fossil holly]

what sword is it?

[tidal gyro]

it combat axe

[whole glade]

twinin

[hazy kestrel]

Ok Darth Nihilus.

[tidal gyro]

do push do same amount?

[fossil holly]

so that swords block attack is for bigger enemies

so it hits less

but does more damage

am i making sense?

[tidal gyro]

yes i have understanding this but what about push none of with attack

only pushing

[fossil holly]

ohhhh

[tidal gyro]

is all same weapon

[fossil holly]

yes

[tidal gyro]

or different

YAY

[whole glade]

guh

[fossil holly]

pushing is the same with all weapons im pretty sure

maybe

[tidal gyro]

that so much amazing

[fossil holly]

get a second person to fact check that

[tidal gyro]

thank you much

[fossil holly]

no problem

[tidal gyro]

how to?

[fossil holly]

@little marten this guy knows a lot

he should be able to tell you

now just wait for him to tell you im wrong and stupid

[tidal gyro]

same as well as it?

[little marten]

i wouldnt say that about you

[fossil holly]

this guy

hes the one you want to ask

or maybe someone else

dont shoot the messanger

[little marten]

oh the dude roleplaying a 15 year old lol

[fossil holly]

help them

idk about the technical stuff

i know a very little amount

[whole glade]

me am full

[fossil holly]

its a miracle im in maelstrom

[whole glade]

of foof

[fossil holly]

you can eat more

theres always room for more food

even if thats a world

i didnt say that

that wasnt me

[little marten]

weave push in with dodge and block I guess, use push to get off push attacks it can stagger a horde when they're all coming at you and its hard to see which ones are priming an attack

[whole glade]

can

[little marten]

generally tho just try using it a bit and it'll sink into your muscle memory

[whole glade]

i lose my twink body

[elder merlin]

The fuck did i just wake up to?

[fossil holly]

i wish i had a twink body :((

im to fat for it tho

[elder merlin]

Who is doing what now

[little marten]

nothing to do with me this one kemosabe

[fossil holly]

i work out to much for it

[little marten]

are you jacked?

[fossil holly]

lmao no

i work out daily but im not like jacked

[little marten]

still pretty damn good

[fossil holly]

ikr

[tidal gyro]

🦛

i now name have red

is fun

[fossil holly]

so i feel mean asking this question

but

[fossil holly]

are you a native speaker?

of english i mean

[whole glade]

me am fuller now

[tidal gyro]

i am learning english speak

[velvet hill]

how should i get 500 power weapons?

[fossil holly]

become one with the full

[fossil holly]

ok that makes more sense

[little marten]

🤔

[hard crane]

empowering weapons at hadron after increasing your mastery level

or by end mission reward

[tidal gyro]

i more good at understand than writing of it i sorry

i am sorry

[fossil holly]

another rude thing im going to say, do you want people to correct you on grammatical issues

[fossil holly]

its ok lmao

just curious

[little marten]

If you understand it well surely it would help you replicate

[hard crane]

No need to be sorry, learning a second language is more than most people do

[little marten]

I’m gonna take a wild call and say LARP

[fossil holly]

i love LARP

so much fun

unless you meant something else

[tidal gyro]

i needing google translator i be quick

[fossil holly]

lmao its ok

[tight summit]

Did damnation get buffed? It’s felt weirdly hard hitting today

[little marten]

🤔

[fossil holly]

idk if were talking about the same thing

im talking about

live action role play

[little marten]

Sorry I didn’t mean to react to that with that

[fossil holly]

like rpgs

and dnd but

live action

[little marten]

I meant it in the same kinda sense

My shenanigan senses are tingling is all

But I’m prepared to be wrong

[fossil holly]

wdym

who is shenanigating

[little marten]

I don’t think that’s a 15 year old with bad English

[fossil holly]

oh

what makes you think that

[little marten]

It’s very deliberate

[fossil holly]

explain

you can dm me if you dont feel comfortable talking about it here lmao

[little marten]

Like it’s almost perfect malformed sentencing

Like yoda lol

[fossil holly]

ohhh

i see what you mean

idk

[tidal gyro]

it is good for correction but when its happened it doesn't help better much because I have issues with memory and learning takes long especially when not practical learning

[fossil holly]

alright then

[tidal gyro]

can understanding?

[fossil holly]

yes

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[fossil holly]

i think thats a question

ok it was

lmao

[fossil holly]

i think everyone is innocent until its proven that they arent who they say they are

[crisp yoke]

What’s everyone doing?

[fossil holly]

typing here so i dont have to play maelstrom

[crisp yoke]

What’s that?

[fossil holly]

auric maelstrom

so its auric diff

[crisp yoke]

I just hit level 30 on starter day

[fossil holly]

but

[crisp yoke]

I’d say I’d help

[fossil holly]

with a bunch of modifyers

[crisp yoke]

But

[little marten]

Yeah I'm prepared to be wrong

I don't mean to be mean ofc

[fossil holly]

that make the game a huge pain in the ass

[crisp yoke]

I still have to do damnation

[fossil holly]

really fun

but

also really hard

[crisp yoke]

But when I eventually get done with damnation levels I’ll help you!

[fossil holly]

your ok lol, take your time, its just some people in this game are either in over their head or have ZERO COMMON SENSE AND ACT LIKE THEY ARE THE BEST PLAYER ON EARTH THEN LEAVE MID MATCH FUCKING MY WHOLE AURIC SURVIVOR RUN UP

slightly motivated outburst

[crisp yoke]

Nah it’s fine

I’m not the best

But

I try

[little marten]

skill issue 😈

[crisp yoke]

And it sounds like you need help

[fossil holly]

its fine, tbh its people who have no common sense

the game is really not super hard if you have game sense and

COMMON SENSE

[crisp yoke]

I mostly just get

Wait

Oh I got it

[fossil holly]

not really lol, randoms just make me mad

[dark glade]

[crisp yoke]

I get gangbanged by trappers

Then I die

And I feel bad for it

[fossil holly]

nope dont feel bad

[crisp yoke]

Bc I feel like a burden to my team

[fossil holly]

no

if you are a burden to your team

[crisp yoke]

Btw I recently found out that the trapper is a woman

[fossil holly]

yea

[crisp yoke]

With some intresting voice lines

[fossil holly]

doesnt sound like one

[crisp yoke]

To say the least

[fossil holly]

look like one

[crisp yoke]

Not at all

[fossil holly]

but its a woman

[grim cloak]

i can't wait for another paid dlc in a game that costs $50 with $20 and above cosmetics

[crisp yoke]

I find myself feeling like a burden when I keep going down cuz of berserkers and special enemy’s

Also

Demone possed guys

[little marten]

you didnt know the trapper was a woman lol?

[fossil holly]

if your a burden and having a genuine skill issue where you arent good enough, youre in over your head and thats ok

[crisp yoke]

Can fuck off

[fossil holly]

oh yea

those guys suck

[crisp yoke]

I swear it doesn’t matter who trigger it

They go for me

[fossil holly]

tbh just block when you get targeted

[whole glade]

traps are not women smh

[crisp yoke]

Must have a kriegmen kink or smt

[fossil holly]

block and dodge and pray

[little marten]

I've been trapped it would seem

[crisp yoke]

It’s mostly gose like this for me

[fossil holly]

just survive the demon

[crisp yoke]

Huh? Oh I’m dead

[fossil holly]

and if your teammates are good

they will help you

[whole glade]

tehe

[crisp yoke]

I’ve had 2 teams leave me

Sucked

But eh

[fossil holly]

women dont exist in the 40k universe

[crisp yoke]

Not at all

The sisters of battle are all just femboys

[fossil holly]

they dont exist at all even

[fossil holly]

yep

[little marten]

The worst part is they do, and they're much much much more zealous than us 💀

[crisp yoke]

Zealous?

[fossil holly]

its a figment of your imagination

[crisp yoke]

Someone explain that word to me

[fossil holly]

they dont really exist

women dont exist

they cant hurt you

[crisp yoke]

They never have.

[fossil holly]

its a old myth

[crisp yoke]

👩

Scary

[fossil holly]

zealous in the typical sense

[crisp yoke]

Idk what it means tho

I’m stupid

[cold fox]

https://ratemyserver.net/index.php?page=mob_db&mob_id=1200 reminds me of a monster in RO

[fossil holly]

means to have lots of energy/enthusiasm

to a objective

[crisp yoke]

Oh

[fossil holly]

or for zealots

faith

[crisp yoke]

Now I feel dumb

[fossil holly]

lots of yelling and faith and energy

[crisp yoke]

Witch I am but

I feel extra dumb

[fossil holly]

thats alright

[little marten]

lmao exactly that

[crisp yoke]

No.

I made a mistake

[ocean widget]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=zealous

[fossil holly]

LMFAO

WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT

IM BOOKMARKING THAT

I NEED THAT

[cold fox]

damn, that gives me back some hard MSN 2009 vibes lol

[crisp yoke]

The Zealots were members of a Jewish political movement during the Second Temple period who sought to incite the people of Judaea to rebel against the Roman Empire and expel it from the Land of Israel by force of arms, most notably during the First Jewish–Roman War

[whole glade]

guh

[crisp yoke]

This is what I got

[whole glade]

uhhh

buh

[crisp yoke]

Are you sure you had the right link?

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-madison-today-hurry-up-go-ahead-come-on-gif-19105502

[whole glade]

HAAHAHAHAHA

[fossil holly]

i cant tell if this is a fake laugh or a real one

[ocean widget]

i mean
it is a definition

[cold fox]

caps and a lot of HA is real

[crisp yoke]

Fair

[cold fox]

haha is like "hah"

[crisp yoke]

-# hahaahhahahhaahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahagahahahahahaggagagagahgahahahahwiwjduqofnwodiwnwo

[cold fox]

I hope your food tastes bad

[crisp yoke]

Tiny depressed laugh

[fossil holly]

makes sense

[crisp yoke]

Taste dosent effect combat efficiency

[cold fox]

<_<

[crisp yoke]

:3

[fossil holly]

but combat efficiency effects taste

[cold fox]

https://tenor.com/view/pen-in-flames-umineko-writing-in-flames-flames-gif-20892510

[fossil holly]

thats a perplexful thing there

[cold fox]

why did they deactivate our gif perms

who fucked up

[fossil holly]

thats normal

[cold fox]

not even p2w gif perms when bvoostin?

[ocean widget]

my guy they've been gone a long whine

[fossil holly]

i think its so someone cant spam a laggy gif

[ocean widget]

check the pins

[ocean widget]

nope

check pins

[cold fox]

idk I joined a few days ago

[ocean widget]

scroll down til u hit aquilas message

[cold fox]

when people flamed me thinking I'm a troll because of my questions 😭

[fossil holly]

oh i see why, those are way better reasons

[fossil holly]

what questions were you asking?

[cold fox]

@fossil holly read from here downwards.

it resulted in me ignoring one person because that flame shit is lame

mind you I'm a newbie 😂

[little marten]

you can post in other channels but this is deemed the central cesspool

[cold fox]

the usual gen chat

[fossil holly]

yea gen is, not kind

ive never experienced it

ive seen it

never experienced it

[little marten]

bad actors tend to get removed very quickly

[fossil holly]

bc i dont ask questions about scaling lol

im to dumb for it

i just buy stuff

[cold fox]

😂

[fossil holly]

and ask questions later

[cold fox]

peak ngl

[fossil holly]

and then im sad bc i spent all my money

on a shitty thing

[cold fox]

LOL

I nearly spent the sike thingies

on a 210 weapon

[fossil holly]

sike things?

[cold fox]

the tokens from the weekly quests

[fossil holly]

oh melk bucks

[stark bobcat]

Melk Bucks

[cold fox]

yeah sike thingies

[fossil holly]

so those are weird

[blazing ibex]

Things you get from melk if I recall do scale with your player level

Meaning

Don't get anything until you're level 30.

Honestly you shouldn't even be trying to buy much until level 30 in general.

[fossil holly]

I have to text off my phone now 🥀

My Internet went out

[fossil holly]

What they said

I was gonna say it

But

They stole my idea

And I’m extremely butthurt

[blazing ibex]

Apologies that no one simply told you that when you asked.

[tight summit]

Forgot Melk existed. Turns out I have 90k of his currency

[fossil holly]

spare change???

[blazing ibex]

Melk is only for curios and the occasional good rolled weapon when you're starting out

Otherwise yeah he's kinda pointless right now.

[fossil holly]

so am i weird bc i use it for leveling weapon masteries but i want to have the weapon at 500 power

like, i never hear anyone else do this

[blazing ibex]

And with curios, you need a ton of melk bucks

[blazing ibex]

That's not that weird actually.

[fossil holly]

im just to lazy to grind with it on a seperate account

[blazing ibex]

It's a good way to organically level a weapon.

[tidal gyro]

in armoury exchange what meaning for end buy there nothing there

[fossil holly]

bc you can only buy 500 power weapons from melk

[blazing ibex]

replying to this so you know the questions answered bud

[fossil holly]

like where you buy the random weapons?

or in brunts armoury

[tight summit]

I legit just forgot he existed

[tidal gyro]

please i can send picture please

[fossil holly]

I NEED THE MONEY

IM RUNNING OUT OF 500 WEAPONS

[hot fjord]

What's a good melee weapon for a psyker

[fossil holly]

dueling sword

[fossil holly]

cant

im not allowed...

[hot fjord]

Servers are like dying rn

[tidal gyro]

i meaning to message you picture

[fossil holly]

yes you can send me a picture just message it to me

[tidal gyro]

thank you

[main zephyr]

gotta love when you're doin the event and you run into a congaline of crushers as a ogryn with the cleaver

i lived with 40hp

[fossil holly]

thats the best part

[fossil holly]

then its a high...ish speed chase so you dont get bonked

[cold fox]

yesss ty 🙂 I maxed 2 weapons to 500 yesterday because of the event mats Ive gotten haha

[fossil holly]

your in damnation with level 30 and 500 weapons??

[little marten]

Fighting ogryn as an ogryn almost makes the class worth picking

It’s very fun

[fossil holly]

you should be good for normal auric then

once you get it of course

normal auric is like, not that hard

[cold fox]

29, I just unlocked the next difficulty the 4th one I think? but yeah both 500 weapons lol

[fossil holly]

with good team

with bad team

[cold fox]

the event maps with the angry ogryn are way harder

[fossil holly]

not so easy

with good team

pretty easy

[main zephyr]

aurics arent hard

the only hard part of auric is tryna unlock the golden storm badge

[fossil holly]

then maelstrom is just praying with a bad team, and winning with a good one

[little marten]

Some aurics can be hard

[odd rock]

anyone run a amd gpu? need a hand figuring out why my 9070 xt isnt able to consistently pass 50 fps

[little marten]

But mostly they’re just damnation

[fossil holly]

can i join the church of ass?

do i enlist

or can i worship whenever

[odd rock]

you just gotta eat some and then youre in

big booty latinas only tho

[little marten]

[fossil holly]

dang

i live in missouri

no latinas here

[odd rock]

pawgs work to

[main zephyr]

only weapon you need

[cold fox]

why no Latias

[fossil holly]

bc missouri is racist

very

very

racist

[cold fox]

am not from NA

[fossil holly]

WAIT

NOT ME

IM NOT RACIST

[cold fox]

well

[fossil holly]

I PROMISE

[cold fox]

you said it yourself

[fossil holly]

NOOOOO

so

im getting banned

[fossil holly]

dont go, canada is, not doing so hot, and america is doing the same if not worse

[cold fox]

I liked Florida the most, what does that make me? 😭

[fossil holly]

florida is, good for vacation, i personally would not want to live there

ive been

its nice

but

[ocean widget]

a future alligator alcatraz resident and unlogged corpse

[fossil holly]

id rather not be eaten by alligators

[cold fox]

Im happy I moved to switzerland

wouldnt trade it in for any place 😂

[fossil holly]

isnt that cold

[cold fox]

im slavic, its fine LOL

[fossil holly]

oh, im not good with temp lmao

[cold fox]

but it do get cold here

[fossil holly]

to hot, nah i dont feel like it

to cold, nah i dont feel like it

[cold fox]

😂

[fossil holly]

ok im done ignoring it

i need to play maelstrom

im so cooked

[little marten]

i believe in you

[fossil holly]

2 people left on their first death

it was me and a ogryn

and he got shoved off a skinny bridge

wasnt his fault

15 crushers

3 tox flamers

and so many ragers

i couldnt do anything

i hate this game

[brave slate]

It was the bridges fault for being skinny. Normalise thiccc bridges

[fossil holly]

it was on the one mission where you have to cross that skinny bridge to the health dispenser

and he got pushed off when i saved him

the other two left

bc they suck

i hate when people leave mid match

bc they went down

ruins the game

[brave slate]

It feels good winning a game where a bunch of people left. Gives that "didn't need you losers anyway" feeling.
But it's nicer to finish the game as a team where everyone stuck together

[white mulch]

Bro I’m so fucking sick of people holding medkits for the entire fucking mission and never using them. Then they die a dozen times and wonder why they never have any HP. Use the fucking medkit

[stark bobcat]

ask them to drop it

alot of people get focused on combat and forget about items

[white mulch]

I literally do

[little marten]

i always forget i have a medkit lol

[white mulch]

I turn my mic on and say “hey can you drop the medkit that you had for the past 3 encounters and didn’t use it”

[stark bobcat]

text is easier if possible

[white mulch]

Then they end up dying and I pick it up anyway

[stark bobcat]

I mute voice since I get too many hot mic people

but it happens sometimes

[white mulch]

I’m on console

[stark bobcat]

I see

[white mulch]

I can’t type efficiently

[untold skiff]

If possible was the keyword there

[little marten]

enter

'drop medkit'

or use the need healing ping?

[untold skiff]

Anyways what's good people on the interwebs

[white mulch]

I do that too

I just wish people would have some common sense. So many randoms in this game are lacking in it

[ocean widget]

i can confirm most of them will just ignore you

[little marten]

i hear theres a real trash crisis atm

[ocean widget]

almost all the time someones had a medkit they've kept it for fucking ages

[untold skiff]

Eh I tend to forget that I have items in lower difficulities

[little marten]

maybe i should dust off the eviscerator and remind these people what a devout servant of the emperor can achieve

[ocean widget]

we can go past several med servitors and they'll still have the same medkit

[little marten]

thats literally me

[ocean widget]

i play auric so unless i start playing havoc shit outta luck there

[little marten]

or i accidentally drop it outside the servitor room

'accidentally'

[fossil holly]

YES

YES

YES

I AGREE

COMMON SENSE

ISNT

COMMON

[untold skiff]

I usually drop it on events if I remember holding it

[fossil holly]

I HATE IT

[white mulch]

You’d think people would do it out of self preservation. “Hey my hp is low in this encounter where we’re around a stationary objective maybe I should use this item that full heals me”

[little marten]

tbh im so used to the random K.O out of nowhere waves that I tend to save medkits as an oh shit button

[white mulch]

They’d rather just die

[ocean widget]

FS should add a button that lets you take ally medkits and stims after a set period of them not using it
but they cant even add proper bots so thats out the fuckin question

[little marten]

bro

just dont get hit

[elder hare]

ez

[ocean widget]

if only they followed that advice

[little marten]

unfathomable levels of cope to assume another player is wrong for not using their precious resource to refill resources you've failed to maintain

actually really disappointed in you

[untold skiff]

POV a random loses 100 HP and steals the medkit for themselves when everyone else Is full hp

[white mulch]

Ok but they’re the ones that die holding it

[little marten]

then you can pick it up

[ocean widget]

this, this also happens too

especially the ammo crates

[white mulch]

Yea they could’ve avoided their death and spared us having to play with a teammate down if they dropped it

[untold skiff]

Or stimms themselves in between zones when there's a medicae like 20 feet away

[white mulch]

I don’t mind actually helping my team in a team based game where you’re forced to work as a team

[untold skiff]

Eh I'd rather play 1 teamate down that waste a medkit on 1 person in a lot of situations

[white mulch]

Medkits can save multiple teammates

Especially if you have a veteran

[little marten]

I rescind all my comments regarding medkits

[untold skiff]

Yeah no shit.

[little marten]

Tell you what tho you’ve got me fired up to play some Darktide before bed

[upbeat blaze]

[little marten]

I must see the teeming masses of bad players for myself

[stark bobcat]

sorry

I will log off now

[winged swift]

Damn event is such a sloggg. They should have lowered the total amount we need by about 30-50%

[untold skiff]

It would help if picking up wasn't super fucking tedious

[tender horizon]

I wanna know why by default its on the weapon swap buttons

[winged swift]

i just want the resources but its so annoying trying to play while picking uup constantly

[ocean widget]

other keys were probably harder to reach

[little marten]

why am i getting the error with equipment popup

[ocean widget]

hows it tedious, just look at the floor and spam 1

[untold skiff]

Q and E

[tender horizon]

I dont even try to destroy or collect em, I just press whatever button weapon I already have out tbh.

[little marten]

and i have ! above all my emotes

i dont even use emotes

[untold skiff]

That is tedious

[tender horizon]

Tbf the last one was "kill em" with no interaction

So it is more tedious than that

[ocean widget]

ah yeah true true

[untold skiff]

Ok it's fine if it was just like the same amount as there is plasteel in the map

But I don't like running around staring at the ground pressing 1 it's tedious as all hell

[ocean widget]

just do it during fights

easiest shit known to man

[untold skiff]

Also q and E keys were right there on pc

[stark bobcat]

atleast the exploit still exists

I never picked up 1 and I finished it already

only took 8 minutes

[untold skiff]

I should prob do it when I have time

[fossil holly]

well dont be greedy, share with the class... pretty please?

[untold skiff]

Did you speed run a sychorax and just leave reconnect spam at the end?

[stark bobcat]

friend played till the end of warren

I joined and left like 10 times

and boom

done

[tired inlet]

2 you mean

[ocean widget]

why are you destroying perfectly good tins raziel

[tired inlet]

also, I can't hold the medkit, I have a grimoire

also I refuse to drop the ammo kit until someone is red; stop saying you need ammo. I can see the icon is yellow/orange. You got bullets left and there's some ammo boxes up there.

[twin flower]

I didnt know you can see other peoples ammo

[tired inlet]

yeah, bullet icons next to their names; white means they're full; yellow means they're about 50%; orange about 25%, red 0%

[twin flower]

like.. in vanilla? I've never seen that, or is it a mod

[tired inlet]

yeah, I don't use mods

[ocean widget]

yup

thats vanilla

mods'll show exact ammo counts

[twin flower]

Huh, should pay more attention

Good to know tho

[tired inlet]

there, I found a normal-ass screenshot in the other channel
#darktide-pics-vids message

under each name you'll see 2-3 icons: grenade, ammo, and stim (if they have 1)

white means they have more than half; yellow means they're at or lower than half, orange means they're low, red means they're empty/out

[wicked sandal]

i have someone in my vc asking what a rubiks cube is

[little marten]

lol

[tired inlet]

so you can see "inflikted" has used about half his grenades, and Degg has shot half his ammo

[little marten]

my first ration event was going well

until 12 crushers came into the shower block

[dull violet]

did they do something to the ogryn dodge i feel like im moving back 500 meters and not two steps now

[wicked sandal]

what weapon are you using

[dull violet]

power club

[ocean widget]

event

you used a stim im guessing

when recovery wins stims become permanent with extra shit

check pins

[fossil holly]

BRO

MY INTERNET

END OF THE MATCH

INTERNET GOES OUT

I HATE THIS

AND ITS THE END SO IT DIDNT REGISTER\

FUCK THE FAPSHART SERVERS

FUCK MY INTERNET

I HATE THIS STUPID GAME

[ocean widget]

i dont think it was fatsharks fault this time

[fossil holly]

I DONT CARE

I HATE FATSHART

H

A

T

E

[ocean widget]

[fossil holly]

im sorry

look

when in doubt

blame

[worn quail]

Man, I usually never run into toxic people

Its very rare

But lately its been alot more common

[fossil holly]

LUCKY

[worn quail]

[fossil holly]

SO LUCKY

NOT FAIR

[worn quail]

No no, my luck's run out

Its been often lately, not sure why

[fossil holly]

yep

me too

what do you play havoc?

[worn quail]

Nah, just been grinding the event

[fossil holly]

bc maelstrom auric is HORRID

SO MANY TOXIC PEOPLE

WHO LEAVE EARLY

[worn quail]

Nobody lets me into Havoc groups since I just have default portrait with reject title

[fossil holly]

YES TWIN ME TOO

[worn quail]

ur my friend now

please do not resist

[fossil holly]

i feel like im getting patted down now

dont resist arrest

[round mica]

in a perfect world, i’m eating 20lbs of bacon

[fossil holly]

yes twin you and me both

raw slab of bacon

not cooked

not split into little bacons

just 20 pounds of pig

[round mica]

bring back 2011 where everything is about bacon

[fossil holly]

in a perfect world, i am the bacon

everything is bacon

it is fundamentally bacon

BACON

[tired inlet]

400 degrees, 22 minutes, foil lined baking pan

repurpose grease in wok, use it to fry carved potatoes seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic, onion, taco seasoning

[round mica]

i’ll drink the grease

[tired inlet]

half dozen eggs, scrambled, salt, pepper, frank's red hot sauce

on 2 tablespoons of butter

add shredded cheddar

(sharp)

[fossil holly]

i put that ⌧⌧⌧⌧ on everything

[tired inlet]

add some parmesean cheese onto the potatoes once you drain them

let sit and rest 5 minutes

[round mica]

i’ll just take a block of cheese

[little marten]

what is this the recipe for?

[tired inlet]

serve with some ketchup or truffle aioli

Breakfast I make every weekend

[little marten]

sounds great

must be a happy man come the weekend

[tired inlet]

I just like to make it

I used to go to my grandmother's every Sunday (maternal); my mother would take me, and I'd eat a big breakfast with my cousins and aunts that she'd make for us.

so now I make the breakfast

[little marten]

oh nice

family recipe ey

any tweaks of your own or pure?

[tired inlet]

I season things to my taste

and I don't cut the potatoes as finely as she did

[little marten]

makes sense, i like to make either runny or poached eggs on the weekend

with chives

[tired inlet]

my wife likes poached eggs; I like big omlettes; so scrambling them is a compromise

I'll put some chives in some sour cream dip for baked and buttered pierogies

sour cream, chives, some ranch to lighten it up

[little marten]

now that sounds tasty actually

woefull lack of pierogi in my diet atm

[fossil holly]

eating eggs is a curse for me

a literal curse

they taste good dont get me wrong

but the aftermath

is

lets use darktide terms

[tired inlet]

hard boil them

[little marten]

Eggs are supposed to be good for the stomach no?

[fossil holly]

like im going to the shower block and theres 15 poxbursters

[little marten]

Weird lol I thought eggs binded

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNRzDnz_9AA

[fossil holly]

and they get agonizingly close to me for the next 8 hours

[little marten]

Ohhh

[fossil holly]

yep

[little marten]

So gas not explosive unholy liquid shit

[fossil holly]

that first animation

no

both

its both

[little marten]

Damn

Send my thoughts and prayers 🙏

[fossil holly]

its the video raziel sent

and

tox gas

[tired inlet]

there's a VT2 level where you have to stop them from summoning one of those

[fossil holly]

the whole day

[little marten]

Oh shit I forgot about Warhammer 3

[fossil holly]

i wish i had warhammer 3

[little marten]

I should probably pick that up or is it like a trillion quid with all the dlc now

[fossil holly]

all dlc + game

=

187 dollars

or smth around there

197

[little marten]

Unsubscribe

[fossil holly]

207

187-207

idk

in that range

[little marten]

I’ll stick to forgetting it exists

[arctic perch]

just wait for total war 40k

[grim spoke]

you can pirate all the dlc

[fossil holly]

can i pirate the game too

[grim spoke]

probably

[fossil holly]

to much work

i give up

[little marten]

good point

i dont pirate games tbf just tv

[grim spoke]

you can buy the main game on steam n pirate the dlc via cream API

it’s what i did

you have to build the exe file urself though with visual studio or whatever it’s called

[fossil holly]

do you guys think emulating is pirating? ive heard so many answers

[grim spoke]

which took me far too long to figure out because i’m stupid

[grim spoke]

if you can’t play the game at all anymore (no systems support it), no

if you don’t have the console required to play it, no

but pirating also isn’t really a bad thing

[fossil holly]

what if its like just old, accessible but just really old

no i get that, i pirate things all the time

[grim spoke]

shrug

i just work here

[fossil holly]

i just thought about it one day, is emulation piracy

and its always weird

[tired inlet]

Dawn of War: Dark Crusade?

[arctic perch]

Nah total war 40k is going to be announced this december

[blazing ibex]

I be doing this. Get declined. Request with TS title and get let in

[fossil holly]

is TS harder or ASS

[blazing ibex]

Like me having a clearance 40 should be enough darnit

[astral laurel]

I don't get to play Havoc because my friends don't tend to play Darktide

[tired inlet]

TeamSpeak or what

[blazing ibex]

ASS because you're at the whim of whether this game will let you get the title.

True Survivor.

[fossil holly]

True survivor or auric storm survivior

[inland mantle]

Both mean nothing embrace the chad reject

[tired inlet]

b-b-b-but it's green

[fossil holly]

i still use that even though i have my A.S.S

[inland mantle]

But for real true survivor is harder to get out of my 500 havoc games I've only gotten 7 runs 35 or higher without anyone going down but tbf I dont always try going for it

[blazing ibex]

I would rather just keep the damn Reject title on but I gotta flaunt my status for Havoc sometimes

[tacit geode]

I only put true Survivor on the characters that have done it

[fossil holly]

im not ready for havoc...

[blazing ibex]

Honestly it's more the fact that the game will just bullshit you sometimes and make your progress go away

[inland mantle]

So is the way of the tide

[blazing ibex]

Or because there are some actual knuckleheads in auric, your team can actively be the reason you lose your progress

[inland mantle]

Remember getting ASS day one it came out but it was bugged and you could unlock it lmao good times FS

[blazing ibex]

I gave up actively going for it when I got blown off a ledge by a rumbler ogryn and just stopped caring

Until I just played enough that I got it on accident

[fossil holly]

i got carried to my ASS :((

[blazing ibex]

I honestly think Havoc Exemplar is more impressive than True Survivor

[inland mantle]

Poxbreaker still clears tho. Took me 1.2k hours to reach 1m kills

[tacit geode]

I'm at like 550000 at 750 hours lol

Lotta work to do

[inland mantle]

Atleast it's one your always working towards

[tacit geode]

That's true

That and uh frenzied killer 3? I think that's its name