general-chat

[elder merlin]

Darktide only recently just got into a good state this year

[tired inlet]

DARKSIED IS

[tacit geode]

Darktide been good for years

Darktide been good since patch 13 if we're being honest

[elder merlin]

When was that?

[inland mantle]

Unlocked and loaded

[tacit geode]

October 2023

[elder merlin]

Thought Darktide really took off with the class addition

[tacit geode]

Class rework

[astral jungle]

Do we have a VT2 discord like this one.

If so. Can I get a link

Please

[elder merlin]

Oh, was that 2023? I always forget when the class rework came out

[inland mantle]

Just wish FS could do something about the server issues that DT has that's the biggest downside to it the amount of crashes

[elder merlin]

Yeah, it started being good then

[astral jungle]

Oh. I don’t have crashes.

[inland mantle]

Blessed then

[astral jungle]

Just the texture streamer code being fried since the last few updates.

[tacit geode]

The subreddit may have a link

[surreal ermine]

i very rarely get any crashes or server issues

[astral jungle]

I’ll check later. Back to work

[tacit geode]

Unlocked and loaded was the real game changer tho

[crisp yoke]

Howdy

[surreal ermine]

i used to get ooms before doing the special launch option for more mod ram but after i fixed that im peachy

[tacit geode]

Patch 13 was fantastic for replayability but unlocked and loaded just cemented it as fantastic

[amber delta]

patch 13 my beloved

[dreamy shuttle]

Guys am I old? Just seen big pile of leafs and wanted to jump into them

[amber delta]

isnt that the opposite of old

also known as young

[dreamy shuttle]

As older fellow you get more bitter, and don't care about social cues

[dreamy shuttle]

Reported also.

[dreamy shuttle]

Double reported

[amber delta]

omegapreggers

[inland mantle]

Mods mpreg this loser

[dreamy shuttle]

Triple report.

One of the mods has to give you ban

you're cooked

[dreamy shuttle]

Okay. Mods. Report this terrorist.

[tacit geode]

I spilled my juice mods mods

[dreamy shuttle]

Mods are so cool, they would buy you another one

Are most mods US based?

[nimble frost]

I wonder what the new class will be

[inland mantle]

A job application

[dreamy shuttle]

I said that and 2 of em came online.

[tacit geode]

It varies I'd actually say they're more European

[dreamy shuttle]

Hmmmmmmmm

When can I post my Alaskan wildtrip tips then

[pale shoal]

Ogryn needs 5 grenades

[amber delta]

new class is saltzpyre

[formal mortar]

I loaded up VT2 and the launcher had the 10 years of tide so I closed it thinking I loaded DT by mistake

[astral basin]

Anyone ever read any necroscope books?

[glass aspen]

pls friend

does max level have the most player base?

[orchid skiff]

no there is more lvl 1 than lvl 30

[glass aspen]

i mean active player

lvl 1 might be bunch of ghost accounts right

[orchid skiff]

as soon as I get to level 2 I delete character and create a lvl 1

[glass aspen]

i respect that

[formal mortar]

Getting to level 30 doesn't take long

Grinding your masteries so you can max your weapons takes a bit longer but even then that doesn't take too long if you consistently win on high difficulties

[lilac plume]

Are weapon cosmetics completely broken or what

I just bought the kickback cosmetic but cannot equip it

[untold rivet]

Good morning world and all who inhabit it, resident ratling here waking up to the existential nightmare that is my upcoming 9 hour shift doing literally nothing in a store with no wifi, who want's to take all that frustration out on some heretics head? Me!!!!! 😄

[orchid skiff]

book time

or a switch

[twin flower]

times i wish i had a game boy or a switch lmao

[untold rivet]

probably book, i can't just hide in my office anymore the new district manager is actively checking cams like it's a fnaf game.

[untold rivet]

i have a 3ds with some games. might bring that tbh

[twin flower]

well terrorize the shit out of him by acting like an animatronic

[untold rivet]

i'll grab one of the stupid halloween masks off the shelf and hang it infront of the camera XD

[twin flower]

noice

[balmy schooner]

Lol still waiting on that solo mode

[long sigil]

waiting something new

and i am not like scotch whiskey

i like

burbern?

whiskey

[twin flower]

bourbon?

[long sigil]

oh yeah

[vague elm]

Everclear

[glass aspen]

fk that guy brother

[little marten]

It’s done

I’ve completed my shopping

Fucking cretins who get to the checkout and forget basic functions almost made me late

[peak falcon]

Late for what?

[little marten]

The bus lol

But luckily some kids were arguing with the bus driver so he hadn’t left yet

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[orchid skiff]

hellow fellow angel

[untold rivet]

in his defense the last district manager just talked too fucking much never helped anybody and quietly found a new job while on "Medical leave" so i'll take the shit head over the chatterbox not doing her job.

[crisp yoke]

Bonjur future kriegsman

By the way your being conscripted

[vivid sequoia]

I- I'ma guardsmen though... I come from cadia

[untold rivet]

yesterday i had an old man hold up my line for 20 minutes cuz he forgot his pin for his EBT card and just stood around like he had dementia instead of doing literally anything at all.

[untold rivet]

i thought krieg didn't do that cuz they just clone people

[little marten]

I’m always polite and cordial with the elderly they just don’t really fancy returning the favour

[crisp yoke]

Mmmmm

Sounds like krieg to me

[untold rivet]

i wasn't mean to him, i tried to help, doesn't change the fact he's ruining my day beneath my cordial mask.

[little marten]

Time to invest in dignitas 😈

[vivid sequoia]

So how is everyone

[untold rivet]

pretty good, you?

[twin flower]

did nothing but read trench crusade lore today

[shut condor]

Can you manipulate the universe and make it so the shadow ops masks are back in the shop next rotation? 🙏 please and thank you 🙏

[dull peak]

Brock get annoyed by cultists on radio. Talking about pointless drivel. BROCK DON'T CARE HERITIC!

[shut condor]

SMASH DA RASHUNS

[astral jungle]

This.

[shut condor]

I wish the event had more than 2 outcomes, I was hoping it would change and degrade more somehow if we destroyed / recovered two days in a row

[glass aspen]

did u guys make any friends in game or suppose play with random with 0 commuication everytime

im still low level btw

[inland mantle]

You can always use the lfg channels to find a group maybe you'll find people you enjoy playing with and stay in touch how I found my main group for DT/VT

[astral jungle]

I still gotta find a main group. Only class I got to T4 difficulty with was arbitrator. Others I play comfortably on T2

T4 is damnation now? I recall

But for the event it don’t matter

[final herald]

You need a group to get through stuff like damnation/auric?

I suppose it can sometimes get to that point...but mainly familiarity with mechanics and the execution of such will be what gets you through the games.

(And staying near the team, of course)

[glass aspen]

so the new class will also mostly likely to be a DLC

[inland mantle]

Yes

Think they said somewhere all new classes will be paid but maybe I'm wrong maps and such will stay free tho

[glass aspen]

is there a reason why everytime im in base 99% of player i see is arbites

[inland mantle]

Very strong class

[fair bridge]

the rain is nice this morning Bro

[vapid verge]

Anyone tried out the rogue trader game? Is it anyone good?

[crisp yoke]

I….i could try?

[glass aspen]

anyone playing with a controller btw

[crisp yoke]

Me

I play on console

Why?

[glass aspen]

nothing mr.kriegsmen

[untold rivet]

most people dont comm in game unless it's extremely important or your playing really hard difficulties (in my experience) in which case they are probably aksing you to just get on discord if they taking it serious

[glass aspen]

still trying to get the hang playing fps with little stick being a m/kb player my whole life

[orchid skiff]

i pirated it when it was new and stopped because of the crashes
i bought it when it released and stopped because after the tutorial i get infinite loading if i try to go some places

[little marten]

Rogue trader is fantastic

[fair bridge]

i could have given u a free key

dummy!!

[orchid skiff]

sugar daddy

[empty pivot]

the full face helmet w the red visor

[crisp yoke]

A key to what?

[little marten]

His heart, duh

[elder merlin]

[empty pivot]

I usually play w friends but you can find people to play w here

[formal mortar]

Also if you try to talk in voice people tend to have mics but are shy to start conversation first

[glass aspen]

my friends dont play games

[glass aspen]

good idea

[hollow karma]

Good morning alpha

[amber delta]

rogue trader is peak but sometimes I wish I could skip combat because it gets very boring

just let me read your novel

[glass aspen]

they always talking words like jobs, family and finance

[fair bridge]

i have star wars bounty hunter if u want........ it might be too peak for u tho............

[orchid skiff]

single player............

[fair bridge]

omggggggg

[orchid skiff]

listen i just turned off my torrented dead cells because after 20min i got bored

[fair bridge]

bounty hunter is peak if you like prequel slop

[orchid skiff]

i had fun playing coop noita yesterday it was such a mess

[fair bridge]

i grew up with it and i had a blast sitting there with my little propeller hat and big sucker

[shut condor]

Thank you, this is all I can ask ❤️

[hollow karma]

My queen: Natalie Portman 😖😖

[vivid sequoia]

Don't know if anyone here plays helldvers but just got access to the termids home world not too long ago I've been going to their hive world and blasting disposel unit as I exterminate everything

[fair bridge]

she wasn't in bounty hunter

[hollow karma]

Nah prequel slop I was talking about

She should have been tho

[vivid sequoia]

If anyone here plays it go to their hive world and blast it while you kill termids trust me it's peak

[brazen pelican]

Bots > Bugs.

[fair bridge]

i can't get rid of these game keys

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[fair bridge]

take some then fool

[amber delta]

bots are more fun but also too easy

but they won't get buffed because people will cry again

[fair bridge]

hd2 players being shitters is what makes the game fun

i love going on diff 10 and listening to the tears

[rare pulsar]

Base bots are harder then base bugs and illuminate

No question

No discussion

Bugs are easy af

[amber delta]

what do you mean by base

[brazen pelican]

I find bots to be easier than bugs. Might be a playstyle thing.

[rare pulsar]

No hunter strain etc

Kust basic bugs

[hollow karma]

Like castle

[inland mantle]

[rare pulsar]

Also incineration corps way harder then anything else

[vivid sequoia]

I like fighting squids but people told me I'ma masachist because of that because there the least fun and the hardest?

[rare pulsar]

Except oshaune

[rare pulsar]

Squids are easyest

After bugs

They are all washed

[brazen pelican]

Also taste the best.

[delicate vapor]

does darktide carry over xbox progress to steam

Fool

[hollow karma]

Love me some calamari

[inland mantle]

Think best they can do is your mats

[vivid sequoia]

I've heard those squid things the voteless? Kinda taste like shrimp

[rare pulsar]

All i have to do with bugs is run away

Its literally that easy

[delicate vapor]

Kk

[brazen pelican]

Can confirm.

[delicate vapor]

Friend was wondering

[rare pulsar]

Atleast bots shoot back

[vivid sequoia]

Errupter and flamer and heavy machine gun is what I find best against bugs

[rare pulsar]

Eruptor is just the best weapon ever

[vivid sequoia]

What do you want the bugs to have guns too? You wanna fight the Tyranids

[amber delta]

yes

[rare pulsar]

The roaches have lots of range

I wouldnt mind

[amber delta]

more shooting terminids

[rare pulsar]

Would make them less braindead

[vivid sequoia]

I'm not gonna lie I only got it cause I saw it and was like holy shit that's literally just a boltgun

[rare pulsar]

Imo bots are the most challenging and fun BECAUSE they shoot back

I enjoy that

[vivid sequoia]

And wanted to run around shooting a litarl boltgun while dressed up as a kriegsmen

[amber delta]

they shoot but they mostly miss

I wish they were more accurate

so I have to use cover more

[rare pulsar]

Do you play lvl 10?

[vivid sequoia]

The only thing I like about the bots?
There the only ones that are vulnerable to headshots!

[amber delta]

yes

[rare pulsar]

Then idk what u mean

[lilac crag]

[rare pulsar]

U gotta use cover

[amber delta]

I do, but I can also sprint through open field under fire and get hit maybe once

[rare pulsar]

Stand infront of a factory strider and tell me bots miss

[vivid sequoia]

You shoot the head off a illuminate or termid somehow they become like a chicken still attacking you while headless before they die

[rare pulsar]

Make av video

[lilac crag]

I usually only take cover when bombardment come into play
it is painfully easy to kill any heavy dev before they fire at you

• they have suppression mechanic so you can just make them Not Hit You

[rare pulsar]

Yeah but they will hit if you are not in cover and dont supress.

[vivid sequoia]

Huh?

[lilac crag]

so basically not playing the game gets you hit

seems pretty fair for a front like bots

[rare pulsar]

No not supressing and taking cover does

[vivid sequoia]

I wish there was a mission were you run around burn down enemy propaganda and replace it with super earth propaganda

[little marten]

Guys

[rare pulsar]

I wish they would finally make assault rifles etc good

[little marten]

Should I buy Voin

[rare pulsar]

What that

[little marten]

New early access slop

[rare pulsar]

Eww ea

[round mica]

bro is a slopper gamer

[little marten]

I love playing demos

[uneven ermine]

I got so confused for a sec lol

Wasn’t thinking of Helldivers

[little marten]

It’s why I’m here 😈

[rare pulsar]

Idk

I hate slop

[amber delta]

is it multiplayer coop survival ea slop

[vivid sequoia]

Most people here in this server have mics for there console they play on right? Cause I need find more people with mics to play with I try playing with randos but they never have mics

[rare pulsar]

Except from slpotide

[little marten]

Hot mic ps5 controller 💀

[rare pulsar]

Try lfg channels

[uneven ermine]

I mean we do but good luck getting my socially Anxious ass to talk

[vivid sequoia]

Aither that or they just don't Wanna talk to femboy lol

[little marten]

Love listening to a Spanish man shout at his children while I’m playing space marine

[sleek harness]

360 mic

[vivid sequoia]

It's entertainment

[amber delta]

snitch on him to ice

[vivid sequoia]

Well you are mothman

[slender aurora]

I am so excited for them to announce the new class: Boingrot Bounder

[amber delta]

I love sonic memes

[round mica]

darktide in general doesn’t have the most engaging community when it comes to randoms, most will be silent or only type

[little marten]

I hope through tear streaked eyes his children saw me on my character decimating and I inspired them to become future world leaders

[uneven ermine]

That I am

[little marten]

(Im bad at space marine)

[uneven ermine]

Really?

[rare pulsar]

They are prolly dealing deugs by now

Lets be real

[little marten]

It’s the animation locks that get me

[round mica]

me though, when i join games i always get into the ogryn mindset and i become social

[vivid sequoia]

But...
I wanna shout purge the heretics along side my fellow Warhammer fans

[crisp yoke]

Np

[uneven ermine]

Ah I guess I can see that

[little marten]

Dodge should cancel but it doesn’t so I get cheap shotted

[nimble frost]

Yes nurgle gamer spooky version new class

[crisp yoke]

I had the perfect idea for a new class

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough, in my one year of experience playing Darktide the people who spoke the most was people playing ogryns

[nimble frost]

Probably neophyte

(^ joke btw)

[uneven ermine]

They get the courage of stupid

[little marten]

It’s a felinid

[rare pulsar]

Ironic

[round mica]

i mean you can do that, go into the LFG and people are usually always in a VC

[vivid sequoia]

Hey kriegsmen have you heard tales of Hans the kriegsmen

[nimble frost]

Holy

Gonna be faster than a zealot with a knife

[uneven ermine]

I still think new class is a 50/50 if mech and soritas

[round mica]

because we larp as ogryns and it’s fun

[crisp yoke]

No but I have heard of Kurt

[uneven ermine]

We don’t talk about him here

[little marten]

If I wasted 20 mins of my life photoshopping comissar outfit onto Taylor Swift from cats you better believe I’m gonna post it every chance I get

[crisp yoke]

Nethier do I

[rare pulsar]

Wat?

[vivid sequoia]

Oh Hans is a madlad and Kurt? Kurt's just Kurt

[little marten]

The sticker

[crisp yoke]

Why even get a sister if battle gf

Caldius assassin are better

[rare pulsar]

Oh mb 😂

[crisp yoke]

And they will kill you

So as a krigsmen

[uneven ermine]

Alright well uhh I’m legally obligated to do this

[crisp yoke]

It’s a win win

[little marten]

So you can cuddle in the penitent engine duh

[vivid sequoia]

What did I do...

[uneven ermine]

Fuck krieg Armageddon forever
RAHHHHHHHH

[crisp yoke]

Shovel

[sleek harness]

I read it wrong don't worry

[crisp yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-rick-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-twd-rick-twd-gif-26122601

Welp

[uneven ermine]

We all have shovels it’s a entrenching tool

[crisp yoke]

That went wrong

[elder merlin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ohdd9w/new_possible_class_angron/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

I love these stupid posts

[crisp yoke]

Yes but

I have 2

And a tench club

[elder merlin]

I have 3

[uneven ermine]

I have a case of them in the tank

[crisp yoke]

AND a trench axe

[little marten]

Stupid likes stupid

Not surprising

[uneven ermine]

Holy shit a Krieg fan knows Kriegsman standard issue melee weapon

That’s a fucking ACHIEVEMENT for your fanbase

[sleek harness]

Ah yes, the next possible class for Darktide;
Grogon the Axe Wielder Demon Soul Eater the Third

[blazing hawk]

Kill team equipment:

[elder merlin]

Close your mouth, shit keeps flying out when its open

[uneven ermine]

Most krieg fans are the shovel brained and you know it

[blazing hawk]

This implies This krieg player plays Kill Team

[little marten]

🤭

[elder merlin]

Its just good for a laugh

[blazing hawk]

If this krieger plays kill team

[elder merlin]

Always gives me a giggle

[blazing hawk]

They are based

Based as fuck

[little marten]

I actually found the angron post funny tbf

[uneven ermine]

@crisp yoke

Are the based allegations true

[elder merlin]

There was a god emperor one a few days ago

[little marten]

That one’s a bit too on the nose for me

[hollow karma]

Early morning DT update??? How bazaar

[crisp yoke]

Idk

I don’t play turn based games

[blazing hawk]

Unbased

[crisp yoke]

Besides a little bit of chess

OH

And dnd

[blazing hawk]

Marked for execution

[crisp yoke]

I like dnd

[hollow karma]

The best turn based game is “South Park the stick of truth”

[elder merlin]

So what weapons would a skitarii come with anyway? Assuming its the next class

[blazing hawk]

Sorry you were a tad bit more based than the rest of the krieg fandom

[little marten]

Pager

[blazing hawk]

But you don't play kill team

[sleek harness]

Big Sniper Rifle

And uh

[blazing hawk]

Instant death

[little marten]

Iridium shit right

[elder merlin]

Really?

[vivid sequoia]

I'm sad the skitari backpack for pysker isn't in the shop anymore will it be back? Does the shop do rotations?

[round mica]

a metal pipe

[elder merlin]

Can i get some real fuckin answers here people?

[sleek harness]

Aren't you talking about the Rattling?

[little marten]

As I’ve said if we get an Admech class I’m leaving

[elder merlin]

[lapis spear]

Insert toaster joke here

[vivid sequoia]

I wanted to make my pysker a skitari

[round mica]

every two weeks on thursday, ranging from 3 AM to 5 AM

[vivid sequoia]

Plasma weapens mostly I imagine

[elder merlin]

I literally said SKITARII, read motherfucker

[vivid sequoia]

Thank youu

[round mica]

but seeing that a new major update is coming out soon, expect the shop rotation that week to be delayed by a few days

[sleek harness]

But isn't both the same but one is more tecnological?

[elder merlin]

Still a month away

[vivid sequoia]

Yk what your pretty cool lil Jim Bob can I send a friend req lol

[round mica]

yes Paul, that’s why i said soon

[lapis spear]

Skiitari are the personal guard of tech priests and shit, ratlings are just little guys

[uneven ermine]

Ratlings are confirmed to be never coming to the game

[little marten]

SKIITARI ARE CRINGE

[hollow karma]

😮

[untold rivet]

im so pissed

[elder merlin]

I feel like "soon" is at most a week or two away

[uneven ermine]

Hm?

[elder merlin]

Not a month

[hollow karma]

“Close to soon”

[vivid sequoia]

Huh?

[round mica]

what you feel is silly and doesn’t concern me you nematode

[untold rivet]

i was trying to get abhor the mutant but didnt because i upgraded chastise the wicked and it doesnt count, you have to do it low level or it dont pop

[sleek harness]

Soon enough to make paul think it's just 1 week

[elder merlin]

Im gonna blow up your ship the next time you're on sea of thieves

[uneven ermine]

…?

I’m pretty sure it works upgraded

[little marten]

You play sea of thieves?

[elder hare]

Mornin

[formal mortar]

You must of messed something up because I got it upgraded

[elder merlin]

Not anymore really

[little marten]

Had great potential that game, a shame

[round mica]

you are a horrible shot on cannons, I doubt it

[formal mortar]

Either it was damaged by something prior or you got the wrong dif

[lapis spear]

This was fixed a while ago

[untold rivet]

then im even more pissed cuz i dont know who stole that kill from me, i was the only one hitting it, he was charging, i was charging, he died, nothun

[uneven ermine]

Probably just didn’t count because the game is fueled with spit dreams and dried bubblegum

[elder merlin]

I used to be good, but then i stopped playing for half a year or so

[sleek harness]

Played with Paul once
We died and started getting spawn killed by annoying PvP players

[elder merlin]

[untold rivet]

probably. i'm never gonna get that damn hat

[uneven ermine]

Nah you can

[formal mortar]

I mean there are lots of opportunities to 1 shot muties that way so just keep doing it

[little marten]

😅

[lapis spear]

It's easy with a thunder hammer

[round mica]

you couldn’t even hit the broadside of a galleon you chump

[elder hare]

we believe in you

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[untold rivet]

i'll have to get one, i have been using heavy eviscerator

[round mica]

no yours

[little marten]

all I did was fish tbf

[crisp yoke]

Just got back

[untold rivet]

but i'll keep trying

[crisp yoke]

What did I miss

[elder merlin]

You can have her

[formal mortar]

Oh, heavy eviscerator is a multihit weapon, I'm unsure if it can actually do a true 1 shot

[glass aspen]

fuck jira and agile

[crisp yoke]

Potatos

[little marten]

Ok who wants to run havoc 40

I’ve never done havoc

[sleek harness]

Doubtful

[uneven ermine]

I did it it is harder cause you need to headshot

[little marten]

I haven’t

[sleek harness]

Doubtful

[little marten]

If I’d run havoc I’d be boasting about it all the time

[formal mortar]

There are so many better options to use tho either way

[little marten]

I lack the decorum to do otherwise

[sleek harness]

I cannot understand what theses words mean

You would be full of yourself?

[little marten]

To the brim

[sleek harness]

Huh

[little marten]

Positively bursting

[formal mortar]

If I worked in hvac I'd boast too

[little marten]

A bee whoms buzz has the power to rattle the whole hive

[formal mortar]

I have to do 1 more map to complete the majority of the vt2 event

[uneven ermine]

Nah that was just a ogryn falling out of bed

[tired inlet]

running ogryns+rations with kark grenades on regen is really fun; or boltgun + chainsword

[sleek harness]

This looks like that one mummified fake alien skeleton everyone was talking about

[tired inlet]

chainsword for the freaks, boltgun for the bigguns

[crisp yoke]

I’m getting tired

[uneven ermine]

I prefer Kark Grenade to krak lol

[little marten]

That’s my son

[crisp yoke]

It’s almost lunch at least

[crisp yoke]

Nu uh

[sleek harness]

Very beautiful... Uh... Creature indeed

[little marten]

He has a skin condition

[tired inlet]

I stole your lunch

[uneven ermine]

It’s like saying

TOSSING FUCK GRENADE

[crisp yoke]

School lunch

[tired inlet]

then it's our lunch

[crisp yoke]

And if slept for 2 hours for a 14 hour day

So

No

It’s MY lunch

And I don’t have problems building trenches with the limbs of ppl who touch my lunch

[crisp yoke]

My lunch.

[little marten]

Wow that’s so anime 😈

[crisp yoke]

I just want food and sleep

2 more minutes T-T

[sleek harness]

I think it's more like a "GO FUCK YOURSELF" grenade

[crisp yoke]

No no no

More like

Fuck yourself grenade

Or in other words

Grenades made by slenessh

[little marten]

New class has been datamined as ‘DN’

[sleek harness]

Okay dude

[crisp yoke]

Obviously Big titty caldius assasin class

100%

[little marten]

Deez nuts

[sleek harness]

Demon Nestling

[crisp yoke]

:0

[little marten]

🤭

[sleek harness]

Very childish of you, Nurgle Silverhand

In 2025

[little marten]

I’m 17 what do you expect

[sleek harness]

What

Okay for real?

I thought you were a 29 year old man

[little marten]

17 year old girl

The pfp is my dad

[sleek harness]

So you aren't Silverhand, your father IS Silverhand

[vague elm]

Your dad looks like he's cool af

[little marten]

Daddy silverhand

Actually. let’s not

[vague elm]

[sleek harness]

Most horrible phrase ever

[brazen pelican]

[little marten]

Ohhhh shit

Heaven has returned one if it’s angels

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

Okay, who ruined gifs?

[amber delta]

we did

it is our punishment

for posting goon

[crisp yoke]

:0

[brazen pelican]

That's it. I'm stealing all the rations. Good luck handling the Ogryns.

[amber delta]

and by our I mean mine

but ya'll suffering too

[crisp yoke]

NOOOO im hungry

And tired

But mostly hungry

Don’t leave a this kriger hungry

[amber delta]

tirungry

[crisp yoke]

A new term for my suffering

[little marten]

I accidentally put the cumin lid on the cayenne pepper

It’s bad

[brazen pelican]

Mix it all into one blend.

[elder hare]

Hired

[little marten]

It’s already in the pot I was trying to be sensible and cook dinner in advance

[brazen pelican]

Never be sensible. That was your mistake.

[little marten]

On the day of your return this mistake has occurred.

Coincidence I think not.

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[little marten]

🤔

[brazen pelican]

Nah, that sounds like Tzeentch.

[elder merlin]

Holy shit, you're alive. Where you been?

[brazen pelican]

I am obviously innocent.

[fair bridge]

we're out here kissing n shit

[brazen pelican]

Dealing with irl stuff and hiding. :3

[elder merlin]

Damn

[brazen pelican]

[crisp yoke]

I have question

What’s having red hair like?

[elder merlin]

And you deleted me? I thought i had you added

[little marten]

Rekt

[brazen pelican]

Don't think I've deleted anyone?

[fair bridge]

a curse. an ancient curse

[elder merlin]

Or was that someone else then

[little marten]

Nah you probably did Paul is very deletable

[brazen pelican]

It's like having hair, but it is red.

[fair bridge]

i hate the home depot

[elder merlin]

Fair, hope everything goes well

[brazen pelican]

It's getting better. :3

[elder merlin]

Also next class is a Neurolictor, trust

[brazen pelican]

[little marten]

Nothing will empower the soul more than the impending discord civil war over a new class costing money

[crisp yoke]

Amazing

[elder merlin]

Did you see the gravity song?

[brazen pelican]

No, I'm a bit behind on vivzie, gonna need to catch up at some point. Got so much in my backlog. :<

[elder merlin]

Damn

Its over

[elder hare]

Next class is indisputably a space marine

[vague elm]

Next class just a servo skull

[brazen pelican]

I want a 40k Kerillian. :3

[elder hare]

To kill? Same

[little marten]

She could voice female Ganger

[brazen pelican]

Need my Lilith Hesperax cosplay in DT.

[little marten]

She’s kinda jacked

[brazen pelican]

Best Aeldari.

[little marten]

I like her hair is that inspo for u?

[untold rivet]

Got abhor the mutant, warhammer was a good call, still took a couple tries cuz it seems to be alittle buggy or something. but yay, it's done now

[brazen pelican]

Nah, red is just my favorite color. :3

[crisp yoke]

Anyone got and good way to sleep quickly?

[brazen pelican]

Rubber mallet.

[crisp yoke]

I’m wearing a helmet

Won’t work

[brazen pelican]

Slaying a few hundred enemies.

[elder hare]

Hold your breath long enough, or a well placed triangle choke

[little marten]

Codeine and some alcohol

But prepare to fly for a bit first

[drowsy lynx]

Use reverse psychology and try (but not very hard) to stay awake

[crisp yoke]

I have developed a idea

[little marten]

Phone me and I’ll tell you about my year

That’ll get you asleep

[crisp yoke]

I’m going to smother myself until I pass out from lack of oxygen

Perfect plan

[brazen pelican]

My favorite.

[little marten]

It feels like the dream team is reforming

[hidden hazel]

wait, are you not supposed to rejoin your striketeam after a CTD in havocs?
i had a really fun run going but no reconnect 🙁

[brazen pelican]

Tiny Arby, reporting for booty!

[crisp yoke]

I had a idea

[civic otter]

getting drunk as hell and blasting whatever music you like is sleep formula 101 for me

[crisp yoke]

Givin I’m too young to drink

I’ll stick to the cats failed attempt to kill me every night

[little marten]

Lucky you said that before I made my next suggestion

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[crisp yoke]

UWU

^w^

[little marten]

Actually if I really want to sleep I watch competitive league of legends on my phone

[civic otter]

i forget not everyone is from the balkans

age of drinking here is age when you quit

if you're lucky

[little marten]

Or I love watching some dude play a city builder game

[crisp yoke]

I just listen to 40k lore

I can’t get into it

Unless it’s about the krieg

I have no idea why

[little marten]

Problem is 40k lore is interesting and you resent what you miss out on by falling asleep

[brazen pelican]

League, Starcraft, CritRole for me. :3

[crisp yoke]

I’ve been micro dosing the lore

Via YouTube shorts

[little marten]

I could never get into StarCraft

[brazen pelican]

Best RTS.

[little marten]

Red alert 2

[crisp yoke]

I just listen to memes

[elder hare]

If you wanna sleep watch the latest content update

[crisp yoke]

Probably won’t even need to listen to anything tonight

My 2 hours of sleep

Probbaly just collapse on my bed

Wake up at 4am

[little marten]

Highly recommend this actually

https://youtu.be/o9UnQa0m8pQ?si=IrnJYQDm90DeYJlP

One of my favourite YouTube videos

[brazen pelican]

Astrum is really cozy, as well.

[elder hare]

White noise/green noise or whatever color makes your brain feel cozy works as well

[little marten]

For a brief period I’m ashamed to admit

I listened to some asmr haircuts lol

It’s actually old keyboard and mouse clicking that gets me tho

[elder hare]

No shame in it, haircuts are notoriously easy to fall asleep during

[little marten]

My barber just mocks me ruthlessly

[crisp yoke]

Added to my watch later

[elder hare]

That's how you know you have a good one hahaha

[crisp yoke]

I just listen to whatever’s asmr is recommended

[little marten]

Asmr Nurgle gamer eating pickled onion

[untold skiff]

Sissy femboy ASMR.

[little marten]

Ill do you a discount for 10 euros

[untold skiff]

There I said the meme.

[little marten]

20 euros I’ll drink the pickle juice out the jar

[fair bridge]

@arctic escarp took ur advice and changed my pfp to a girl

[untold skiff]

You don't do that normally criminal.

[little marten]

My aged stomach would incinerate if I did

[arctic escarp]

so proud of you babe

[tropic sorrel]

I am saving the rations

[crisp yoke]

Why?

[fair bridge]

my name is diana and i am Not Dead

I Love Sony!

[crisp yoke]

Why would that be a thing

[arctic escarp]

yay!

[crisp yoke]

Why would that even be recommended to me

[crisp yoke]

Here have some malarkey

[tropic sorrel]

If you destroy the rations you are going to space jail

[crisp yoke]

What’s smarter

A gorilla or a orgyn

[tropic sorrel]

Organ

[fair bridge]

organ

[round mica]

oregon

[brazen pelican]

Organic.

[crisp yoke]

Oranges

Freshly squeezed

Mmmmmm

Oranges…

[round mica]

haven’t seen you in forever monster addict

how’ve ya been

[elder hare]

Orangutan for sure

[brazen pelican]

Henlo!

[brazen pelican]

Doing better. :3

You?

[round mica]

i am phenomenal

thank you for asking

[brazen pelican]

Awesome, glad to hear it. :3

[crisp yoke]

Glad everyone is doing good

Anyone want a apple?

[round mica]

depends

[elder hare]

Depends, is it poisoned?

[round mica]

what kinda apple

i only like golden delicious or granny smith

[brazen pelican]

Golden delicious! ♥

[elder hare]

Pink Lady apples all the way

[crisp yoke]

No

It’s just a apple

I found

[round mica]

i like honey crisp and crab apples aswell

[lilac crag]

neuro?

it's been a long time

[crisp yoke]

I like apples that are edible

[brazen pelican]

'Tis I!

[round mica]

i like the tartness of a crab apple

[lilac crag]

happy to see WoW hasn't taken you entirely

[little marten]

crab apples are those little fuckers right?

[round mica]

yes

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, gave it up after a month or so.

[lilac crag]

fair nuff :3

[crisp yoke]

We making faces?

^w^

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[little marten]

😡

[crisp yoke]

uWu

UwU

[crisp yoke]

Nyaaa :3

[round mica]

speaking of stuff to eat

i gotta get some silver queen corn before it goes outta season

[little marten]

do not dabble in the ruinous powers

[brazen pelican]

No, do! We have cookies!

[crisp yoke]

Nyaaa :3 UwU builds a wittle trench

[little marten]

You've broken this man

[brazen pelican]

Mission accomplished! :3

[crisp yoke]

Im tired boss

Pretending to make faces to fit in

Ima go make my own faces

:|>
beard

** ** |>
{__}

[round mica]

Does anyone here like Warhammer or play darktide?

no

[little marten]

no this is a helldivers discord

[round mica]

we all hate warhammer

Damn you should try it

[brazen pelican]

Never heard of that.

[round mica]

and especially darktide

[crisp yoke]

No we hate it

[crisp yoke]

Especially

Don’t get me started on those dam blueberry space marines

[round mica]

😭

[round mica]

Lmao real af fuck the ultramarines

[crisp yoke]

Or the thieving star berries

[little marten]

i forgot boltgun 2 was sister of battle

[crisp yoke]

They stole my dam shovel

[crisp yoke]

Said it’s a relic

Just took it and ran

Tried to steal me to

[round mica]

I’ve been using the Mk1 shovel and it’s lowkey fun af

just the sheer idea of playing anything warhammer makes my left arm go complexly numb and start seizing

[crisp yoke]

You should see a doctor

[elder hare]

Gotta tell your right to stop pumping

[crisp yoke]

Of a priest

Anyone here ever listen to heavy metal music to fall asleep?

[round mica]

i listen to the sound of my fan blasting in my ear like a Boeing to fall asleep

[brazen pelican]

No, but Goa/Psytrance. :3

[crisp yoke]

How I wish my gf would look at me….(if I had one)

[crisp yoke]

Wat that?

I look up

[surreal ermine]

actually i am quite fond of WARHAMMER 40,000: DARKTIDE

[brazen pelican]

https://youtu.be/LusECSn4FNY?list=RDLusECSn4FNY

[round mica]

stop lying to yourself

you can only cope so much

[crisp yoke]

Is that what people who are High hear?

That’s what I sounds like

[little marten]

how many pills did you take

[round mica]

get so high you can hear colors and taste sound

[brazen pelican]

Countless, because I can't count.

[crisp yoke]

You look like one of them non existent grey knights

[little marten]

unfathomably based

[round mica]

so atleast 3

[brazen pelican]

Is that more than 4?

[delicate vapor]

non existent grey knights

[round mica]

i think so

[delicate vapor]

Iron hands vro

[crisp yoke]

What?

They don’t exsist

Just rumored made up by bored guardsman

[delicate vapor]

Then how do you know what theyre called

[crisp yoke]

Cuz that’s what they said they were called

Dosent mean they exsist

[delicate vapor]

Poor mortal soul

[crisp yoke]

What?

[round mica]

breakfast this morning is 5 eggs (as usual) with white rice and kimchi

[round mica]

[crisp yoke]

I had apple sauce

[round mica]

the humble geriatric kriegsman

[crisp yoke]

I also had some apple juice

[brazen pelican]

Monster and a smoke.

[crisp yoke]

Mini one

[crisp yoke]

Dosent sound healthy

[little marten]

curvy curly but im also kinda like your uncle

[crisp yoke]

One of them iron fists?

[brazen pelican]

It isn't.

[crisp yoke]

Sounds about right

[round mica]

bros gonna wake up and turn into an apple

[elder hare]

Oh yes, yes definitely

[crisp yoke]

Also a apple

I made sure to make the apple eatch

As I drank his brothers corpse and ate his crushed remaines

Gotta make em scared first

Tastes better

[crisp yoke]

Thought so

[brazen pelican]

Tasty biomass! ..oOwOo..

[little marten]

cut the monster but double the smoke

[round mica]

this krieger seems traumatized, someone pull the hose from his mask and let him breath in the fumes

[crisp yoke]

Spider furry

[crisp yoke]

I’m used to that

[brazen pelican]

Outrageous accusation!

[crisp yoke]

I hear one of us got a terrible fate

Got sent to a gulp peaceful world

Such a terrible fate

[delicate vapor]

[crisp yoke]

How dose he die for the god emperor now

[round mica]

time to enter the florpus

[crisp yoke]

What?

[brazen pelican]

He will live happily ever after.

[crisp yoke]

Terrible fate for a kriegsman

[delicate vapor]

The warp will devour your soul

[crisp yoke]

I feel so bad

[crisp yoke]

Not if I eat it first!

It will die to the glory of man!

Bc I will eat it

[velvet hill]

is anyone elses game dropping frames like crazy after hot fix

[little marten]

what game

[velvet hill]

darktide

[brazen pelican]

What game is that? Is it new?

[velvet hill]

no

[brazen pelican]

Never head of it. Is it good?

[velvet hill]

yea its great

[crisp yoke]

What’s it about?

[elder hare]

Sounds like an afterhours surfing game, wow Skate really pushed some boundaries with its release

[crisp yoke]

Nah

[brazen pelican]

This.

[crisp yoke]

Sounds like a game about mirses

Horses

[little marten]

i think some people been having trouble with darktide lately

might be hotfixes or something

[crisp yoke]

It’s bc there’s not enough krieg armor

[little marten]

when does the event end i should probably try it

[crisp yoke]

Or big titty krieg porn

[velvet hill]

yea idk it jus startted im at like 20 frames lol

[lapis spear]

Could be your shader cache just reset with the hotfix, maybe play a mission quick and see if it gets better?

[velvet hill]

im doing my first mission rn ill do another see what happens

[little marten]

the shaders

[terse sun]

Yo any speculation on the new class? Just had a thought and what I'd its skitarii/admech?

[elder hare]

it feels like experiencing problems in this game is ineluctable

[terse sun]

Ye on the roadmap

[lapis spear]

A lot of people are theorizing tech adept/skitarii

[little marten]

its a felinid

[crisp yoke]

I hoping for big titty caldius assaisn

[terse sun]

It should be admech

[elder hare]

Most likely, since SoB would require some lead into

Either that or ganger of some kind

[little marten]

Ganger

[lapis spear]

Yeah ganger could be cool

[velvet hill]

if i use my context clues is that a cat man

[little marten]

its taylor swift from the cats movie

[velvet hill]

no shot

[elder hare]

Its actually garfield

[crisp yoke]

Nice

[elder hare]

and the event is released on a monday, and the reward? A lasagna frame

[little marten]

i love taylor swift

[crisp yoke]

Good for you

I respect your opinion

[terse sun]

Maybe a kregsman of some sort?

[little marten]

its so brave how a woman can be at the top of the industry in 2025

[crisp yoke]

Did someone say Kriegsmen?

[terse sun]

Exactly

[low hemlock]

It’ll be the #O R K Z‼️

[crisp yoke]

Study hall!

[round mica]

bad news

[crisp yoke]

I’m taking a nap

See you all in 40m

[round mica]

they tweeted out saying the class isn’t coming out

[lapis spear]

So just another guardsman? Unlikely

[terse sun]

True

[crisp yoke]

Woah woah woah

We build trenches

[elder hare]

Completely useful in Atoma

[crisp yoke]

Very

[round mica]

they said due to everyone’s horrible ideas of classes they are gonna punish us with no new class

try again next year

[little marten]

zealot mains keep winning

[elder hare]

I mean it wont come out til next year regardless

[little marten]

unless you're a fake zealot main

[terse sun]

Imagine if they just made an accounting bureaucrat as a class and it's job was to just tally stuff

[low hemlock]

Fighting in a trench line within Atoma would be fun

like we probably do a defend the line type mission

[crisp yoke]

I’ve discovered

40k asmr exists

[elder hare]

That sounds like a horrible idea, they'd just bomb it with poxbursters

[low hemlock]

maybe we get to fight alongside the lemun russ tanks while in the trench

[velvet hill]

that sounds like a great idea

[low hemlock]

just push the bombers vro, simple as

[lapis spear]

Ah yes everyone knows hive cities have plenty of real estate for trenches

[elder hare]

Where are you gunna push them in a trench?

[low hemlock]

yes

[ocean widget]

Into the trenches trench

[low hemlock]

big boom makes trench wider

easyer to mov around in

[elder hare]

found the DRG player

[low hemlock]

also boom makes crater in trench, use as under cover from bullets

💡

[little marten]

trenches is gonna be awesome

i cant wait for it to never appear in the maelstrom rotation and be stuck doing hourglass 600 times

[low hemlock]

the Recover thy Rationz event last till Nov. 10th

this event gonna last long

🍴

[little marten]

imma try it when i finished this league game

stand by for a scatching review

[grand ore]

Wait so after the rashums we get the class reveal??

Awesome

W after W

[little marten]

oh

[lilac crag]

yeah

[little marten]

until its a class you dont like 😈

[low hemlock]

me doubt it since alot of rejects bought Arbites

[lilac crag]

if it's a hive ganger I will hold fatshark hostage until they make a more interesting class

[rose pine]

Plate Face sillies are stupid

[low hemlock]

fatshark most def took note of that

[rose pine]

Simple as

[little marten]

im happy with anything except admech

[rose pine]

It's the League of Legends way.
Release new 'something'
Make anything that has to do with 'this thing' super busted

[velvet hill]

can we jus get a class that can throw nukes

[rose pine]

wait for sales as the Meta turns into said 'Thing'

Then nerf the shit out of 'thing'

then release new 'thing'

Rinse and repeat

[little marten]

arbites wasnt OP it just had a low barrier to entry

[rose pine]

It's a good strategy, but I hate it.

[low hemlock]

me am telling yah, these rationz are part of something since who’s gonna eat em all with a large appetite than Ogryns……

O R K Z

[rose pine]

Plate Face was better than 3 of the 4 classes on release 🤔

Did everything the 3 classes that was built on doing their job, but better, with more reward for 30% of the risk

Quite literally so strong that it made 2 of the classes obselete to the point where you'd get kicked if you wasn't level 500+ on them

sorry Nurgle mans, but that's the truth 😔

[little marten]

skill issue

[lilac crag]

interesting opinion

[dreamy cliff]

what bonuses is it today from the rations y'all?

[rose pine]

Wish it was an opinion, alas, the stats, and complaints during the time doesn't lie

[dreamy cliff]

did we recover or destryo

[low hemlock]

Recover

[dreamy cliff]

ta pal

[low hemlock]

Letz up those numbers Palz‼️‼️‼️

[rose pine]

Honestly, Ogryn is still bnest.

[lilac crag]

I feel like it should be obvious as to why the stats and hatred towards the class ties to the low barrier of entry arby had/has as a class

[low hemlock]

More food = Happier Rejects

[rose pine]

For every Ogryn in the team, you get 33% increased win chance.

[rose pine]

If a class is so overtuned that it make 2 out of the 4 " Free to play " Classes obselete, by doing what they do, but better in every way.

[lilac crag]

what classes you reckon?

[rose pine]

Then why would you want those 2 classes, when you could have 2 Plate Faces in your team instead.

Zealot and Vet'.

The numbers dont lie I'm afraid 😔

[velvet hill]

agreed

[rose pine]

This was before their rework, and on Arbi' Release month

[round mica]

ogryn will reign supreme

[rose pine]

Not to mention the whole ordeal with Veterans being kicked / Ignored if they didn't have Shout.

Or Zealots being kicked / ignored if they weren't Book.

[little marten]

Thats the communities fault not the class

[rose pine]

Ogryns are the best.

[untold skiff]

Havoc in general is a cess pit

[rose pine]

Absolutely, but if the Arbi' wasn't as powerful as it was, it wouldn't have been a problem in the community in the first place.

[untold skiff]

It has a really low barrier of entry, demotes disincentiveses bringing less experienced players in.

[tawny grail]

What kind of sweaty freaks do y'all play with
Come have fun in heresy

[rose pine]

If Arbitrater wasn't so gosh darn powerful, that it made people go.

" huh, I could have an immortal god who could play with one hand, and do 4 times more than the person who was sweating their eyebrows off, why would I pick the latter? "

[untold skiff]

No

[round mica]

What do yall think or hope the new class will be

[rose pine]

Properly something Tech-priest related. It it one of the more speculated classes.

[round mica]

I agree

Either that or the zealot would be dope

[rose pine]

Graven is writing up a whole essay

[round mica]

Sorry I meant battle sister

[lilac crag]

that's not that hard of a reason. I liked having a zealot over an arbitrator for the reason that arby couldn't keep up with the rabid rage and snowballing zealot had/has to this day. plus book is nicer than vox. melee play on zealot was also just stronger. I know people like to point out arby shock maul as busted but it's unironically the meme of " most broken melee of today vs most broken melee of history ". as for vet, I quite enjoyed the grenades and shout over arby. nothing cleared a horde harder than uncanny shredders with a boltgun/plasma.

the only reason I'd want an arby in my game is if the guy playing arby doesn't know how to play the other classes and needs an easy way to kill things efficiently. which is what most people did during that time since the game had a massive influx of new-heads.

[lilac crag]

yeah

[rose pine]

Alas

The general casual Arbi could do better, than the 1.2k' hour Zealot / vet.

Which alas, was what they did.

[round mica]

bestest and strongest

[lilac crag]

finger wag

[round mica]

Ogrynheimer

[rose pine]

Mans can wag as much as he wants, but the numbers dont lie

[little marten]

I’m not saying arbiter isn’t powerful but is very much a tutorial level class for getting power out of it, it’s safe and it does well with little skill expression