#general-chat
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One step closer then
I do have a job, s'why I need to sleep
That is a child
They have to go color and nap
I'm only up as late as I am because I napped in the evening
Please censor j*b
Perhaps, but i like what i've seen of it, the whackier shit is funny
Server issues anyone?
Oh wait another furry? Thats seven
why does that furry have a bone

which animal is that bone from?????
I'm a bearded vulture. They eat bones.
Plus with how often our rejects break everything and constantly do named character shit, why not have some whacky fun with the weapons too?
Probably a sheep or something. Maybe a human
Im here for a fun time, not a super strict lore accurate time
GW that's why

Vermitide doesn't have server issues 😵💫
peer to peer moment
Rat game better 🐀
naah but you do have fuckin
backend error was the conversation earlier about people not using bidets.
I need the shovels of chaos, GW, Give me the weapon customization mod as a core feature so i can finally be kratos in 40k
That'll be $1000 please
deep rock galactic moment
not to be technical, you seem more versed but i think thats how its done.

Deep
rock
ROCK AND STONE
Rok n stoan
🍄🟫
Friendly rock
I already have Kratos as my Zealot and since everything we do in DT is canon, canonically Kratos is in 40k 
Mushroom
Dead lucky rock!
Mushroom
Mushroom
Im imagining truffle ogryns now
We’re rich
Gold
We’re rich
MUSHROOM 🍄

it’s a goo sack!
they would get hungry looking
Is there even any sort of chain weapons like the blades of chaos in 40k?
Ew leach
Does anyone just swing a chained weapon around by the chains in 40k?
I'm gonna...
Dunno what that is, haven’t played DRG
I just know some of the memes
Just a pack of ogryns with baskets picking mushrooms
Eating most of them
I guess there's flails, but not sure if there's twin fire swords on chains.
Its a stationary enemy that sits on the ceiling and waits for a dwarf to pass by before reaching out and grabbing you, to pull you back up to the ceiling and slowly kill you
Some world eater probably does it

Just any weapon on a long chain that someone swings to fight, like the blades
one fah me 
one fah sah 
Interesting
Think the smoker from left for dead essentially, you need another dwarf to save you or you die eventually
Haven’t played left for dead lol 
There's cave leech and just leech bug in walls about them dworfs have reaction that they would trow up
Would be nice to have, or at least add flails, they're good too.
Oh and a Spear weapon so we can have draupnir.
Noted
i wanna munch on them lootbugs
Good bug
Cave leechs gave my scout ptsd
Mine been flying past those idiots on insane speed
ogryn might be getting hammer in the new update, or atleast that what i’m gaslighting myself to think
but they do exist
I certainly hope so
Two handed weapons are peak
Always love when leeches grab you from a 90 degree angle shits funny af
if the update is as big and major as the devs are making it seem, i hope we get it
Use assault rifle
i’ll be happy
No
Hopefully they’ll add a hadron bathing scene
If Im not hipfiring M1000 Im not playing scout simple as
If I'm not using assault rifle I'm not playing scout
Yeah, that would be good.
Polearms would be great to have. I always liked using the spear and board on Kruber in VT2.
How about Zealot can get a Spear and Board, Psyker a Force Halberd and Vet a Power Glaive. Those seem like really good options for polearms. I'm unsure if Ogryns and Arbites even use polearms, doesn't seem bashy enough.
Yeah I had noticed the general lake of polearms, even when a halberd or something would be perfect
ogryn weapon idea: give us a 15 foot piece of steel beam
Give us whatever the crushers have
Concrete with stick
i’ve also said this, and it’s a good idea if we are being serious
Peak
the item cosmetic asset is already in the game
Ikr!?
now just give it stats
But then Fatshark would have to actually do something
WHO TF ALLOWED
Rebar with concrete on the end 
the special attack could be really cool too, make it a charged up overhead slam that does massive stagger, if it hits the ground it knocks enemies on their ass
RUST X 40K
TF IS THIS SHIT
Just don't buy the game
???
And still no 40k collab on Helldivers 2
i rather shit broken glass than every touch rust
Lol
i thought it was planned
Rather this
atp just give up hope
for HD2 X 40K
kriegsman are coming to Rust
Same
I missed the t
“I thought i was planned”
Thought you were having a different kind of existential crisis
How odd
Already there I think
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
I’m not angry, just confused
it dont make since
the lion craves affection from other lion
GW allows this
steel legion would make more sense for rust
but not fan content
The lion is gay
Primarch johnson knows what the ladies like
damn right he does~
the lion would take it from behind
The lion consent himself gay
Bc he knows what the ladies dont like
By subtracting what they dont like from what they like, or what they like from what they dont like whichever is greater…
the lion loves being an omega
Lion is bottom
imagine
Sleep is for the young
If ninja got a low taper fade
Wich I am 
17 is old enough
Morning everyone! You all doing alr?
Get to work
Crazy outta context
the lion procrastinates
Context down below
Good afta noon
And up
Started reading TC lore, and oh boy
sick asf right?
morbid, but im lovin it
well yeah it is hell and heaven in ww1
I did it out of order, since I was just browsing the website first, but I read Invasion of Eire first
Wtf is this
pope pwetty pwease send help :[
Finally home at last
Finally at job can't do anything
gotta browse le whole thing
Lim thats a bit close to the line ngl
Being annoying I know
read dis
Commissar would kill
someone told me I’m super easy to get along with and I don’t believe them…
Welcome home, Sister.
The tools of absolution require your final sanction. The blessed oils have already been applied.
Oh yeah, I already read that 
Is that order or the sacred dragon a reference to dracul in wallachia
Sings the hymn of Battle.
vlad da impaler
Woke up got ready in 15 mins and got out of home just so hour drive to job
That's all from now
I like how they kept the detail of impaled corpses in there but its just heretics
Best of luck to you
they might make a vampires for christ warband
read my fav bit of lore
:]
The luck appears only in games
regardless, don’t die.
i like you being alive
Damn...
doom music emanating from the doorway, as a soldier waves past the bunk
Just read the one about the Mechanized Infantry, and I think they're my favourite so far lmao
No no no. Halo reach first contact music
i like the Court the most
Peak music to be honest
pompus rich fucks who hate everyone

Reminds me
who here in this chat would have their own Boss theme?
"Ussingen destroyed"
me.
I should prolly start back from the begining to get a clearer picture, after I read the one you sent
I sing like a Valkyrie whilst I fight; they will hear the chants of True Faith before they die by my hand.
Death commandos are my favorite unit in the lore, their claws are so deadly they cause the soul to be damned to hell no matter how pure the soul
Reeeee, i wish the lore was longer, I already finished it
such edgy shit I LOVE IT
There's must who says nothing upon battle
They look sick af
As a servoskull. I introduce the one that gets the boss music.
See an enemy, push a button, drop the guy about to rock your world for 3 hours
asssassins creed in 1914
that tidbit about using an innocents heart tho, god dayum
Silence only begets guilt, which certifies their condemnation for death.
im guessing thats the lump sticking out their backs along with that infernal engine
just so YHWH cant see them 
Well kill me I'm bad even at screaming
imagine seeing that in the trences, dear lawd
Rejoice, scream for the one you fight for
Have you been heretical?
No just killing them
they phase outta reality just to kill a dude named bob bc he MIGHT become a saint later in life 😭
Maximum for myself
Only if I'd enjoy it
the crusher update has cemented meta weapons that trivialize and remove the difficulty so I guess it's a good game
Do they have something similar to the faithful about hearing gods voice, but instead its satans
Its what's required to run mods
thet drone fellas hear god but idk about satans
Oh, that thing you mentioned made me think if there something talking to them too that just makes them target random people
it helps them predict the future when fighting
so just allows them to dodge and deflect
I'd like to meet those 3 named death commandos that killed the roman emperor and the two others
Why does it say there's an issue with my Title in every wargear set I have post-update?
I have to change title to something else and back
New bug
Don't you hate it when the weather looks like it's about to rain, feels like so as well. But then proceed not to for the entire day
Like it's dancing around the edge


Liberty day came and go with naught but a cape
I'm developing dissident thoughts
how do i unlock the refine options and the re bless options
Increase the quality of the weapon
Did we get anything for warhammer day?
no like the options in each catagory
Oh you unlock them through mastery
ty
No problem
Blorf
Did the new patch also break spectating?
don’t know, i don’t go down to find out

ask @somber stream
Whuh
when we played he spent most of his time in the revive and rescue state
we might be getting a army painter Trech Crusade set
What is this outrageous lie

all for the low low price of $300
its like 8 paints 
maybe 50
or even less
cope harder
Back hurts
Knees weak
No wonder why stretch emote looks like that in darktide
Nope
Arms are heavy
spaghetti
No leafs after rain heavy and when you stuff them in bag and carry two of this bags at same time
hello
Well shit I do "useful job"
I think ive seen more crushers, reapers bulwarks and mutants the past 3 hours than i have the past 300 hours of playing this game
I wish it was only for me and not someone else
Recover buff
https://spotify.link/u4JPY4hJNXb if you don’t listen to this song during October you don’t really like halloween
IP grabber
20 terabytes loona futa r34 zipbomb

Ew what the fuck
is there anywhere that records what the daily modifiers are? Google doesnt seem to know
Are the servers having a stroke right now?
i heard through the grapevine (fatshark employee who I kidnapped) that the 6th class is going to be a gretchin
depends, does your left arm feel numb and do you smell burnt toast?
yeah you go into the game and play a match
Pinned in this chat
they aren't always overly obvious, but I appreciate the obvious suggestion
cheers mate
67 lad
68 bud
you would listen to this
IMMA BEE 🐝
Is my taste in music too sophisticated for you to comprehend?
guh
I’ve been playing so much psyker I see critical peril tendrils when I close my eyes
Losing my mind
so close to trascendence
buddy i listen to white noise, you know no idea of sophisticated music taste is
isnt white noise different to everybody, whats yours
a fan blowing in a room
it’s beautifully mind numbing
like man
you can’t tell me this doesn’t sound amazing
it itches my brain so well
I'd like to think mines more generic, though it prolly originated from me growing up in a tropical region where rainstorms happen a lot
It's white noise
i feel like white noise is more so something that numbs the brain and makes you just zone out
i mean i guess a storm can do that
ah well so long as you don't zone out mid-mission its all good
its actually more like the sound of the rain hitting the rooftops around my neighborhood
thats more like my white noise lmao, not the rain on its own
just heavy droplets of rain drumming on metal sheeted roofs
felt that, grew up on a farm and sleeping beside the window i could hear the rain hitting the tin roofing on our coops
speaking of missions, anyone want to bet on the odds that we get a new mission based on the results of the current event?
could use another one that involves us "requisitioning" extra supplies for the war effort, preferably with some of the new guys as vocators
last time this happened loose cannon murdered someone he wasn’t supposed to

oh? who was it?
someone guarding the supplies that was apart of the astra militarum i believe
i believe that’s why he’s in deep shit in the first place
lol I can believe that
still, I would like another mission that involves Swagger, or other newer characters. They are severly under used at the moment
think we will get Dukane in that new operation they are promising though
i mean you gotta think
we are rejects
so we’ve done something probably decently fucked up
to be there
unless you’re the guy who got reported to a foreman for saying the corpse starch tasting weird
my psyker got jailed for complaining about the smell of his rations
EXECUTION
send him to the black ships imminently
sorry, no can do
to useful at popping enemies heads
use assail like a real man
we do need some enemy psykers, both as specials and new boss variant
we know that there are some since Wolfer says to consult the witches at one point
huh, that'd be good actually
the trick would be making them unique so that they are not just reskins of the leech and blightstormer from VT2
Daemonhosts aren't necessarily psykers
they victims of the cult
sorta, but they are monsters that are somewhat optional, unless you got reckless teammates that don't know when to stop
But a lot of them are because that's one of the ways daemons can invade someone
But, say, getting stabbed by a daemon weapon can potentially do the same
or having a daemon forced into the body
DH are loyalist
Psykers just have some extra threat vectors
speak of the devil, looks like someone put a couple of ideas for enemy psykers over on the official feedback channel on FS forums
How long ago was that tho
yesterday, so it has not had time to get buried yet
huh, actually earlier than i thought
Got to admit, the one thats basically a walking plague fly hive nest sounds interesting
sounds like Typhus
that one Plague Marine that has the destroyer hive nesting inside him or something
nah, Typhus much bigger and nastier
yeah, prolly took inspiration from it
I think I miss my loose cannon
then bring em back
just a quick visit to Dr Krall
I wanna kill a bunch of grots, itd be both hilarious and satisfying lol
maybe in a future update of space marine 2, people were not thrilled with how they handled the "remastered" version of the original SM
I do know that I can't wait to see the next operation they have promised us. BACK TO THE TRENCHES, FELLOW KRIEGERS!
in SM2? was that the one where're sorta back in space and you see the rift kekw
I was talking about the new operationt that is promised for Darktide actualy. sorry for the confusion
Ahhh, yeah cheers to that
Happy the game hasn't stagnated since I joined, seems like i joined just in time for arbites, the bound to duty update and like a new class and operation coming
anyone else cuddle thier pillow?
is it still cuddling if i keep one just between my thighs
Cuddling it right now imagining it's you
nah, i do that too, helps or sum
with knees
grassyass pookie
i just feel more comfy if my other leg is over something kekw

eyo

guh
That also helps align your spine, it's good ot do
Ack
Dang... Destroy won again
Good morning
I enjoy the other buffs more
What did I miss
My rashuns!!!
Good afternoon

Those are perfectly good maggots, plenty of protein
How else am i gonna establish dominance over nurgle? Gotta eat his helpers while they're weak
Speaking of maggot
You could start with taking me for dinner
Back when i was a wee scout, some mf brought a fish into the forest for camping supply. Nobody wanted to process and cook the thing (Nobody knew how to) so it kinda just sat in the bucket for a whole week with the lid on
A fish?
By the time we were packing up and gather our things, the lid was open. What came after was the most putrid and disgusting sight i've ever witnessed
Legions of maggots and flies, stinks to heaven, so bad it can disorient sight while up close
Yes a fish

lol bet that was a perception changing experience
I pitty the poor sod who had to rub it off
All you had to do was gut it and check it over a fire lol
Most of us were 12-15 back then, the elder ones won't assist since it's part of the experience
Unless it's medical emergency, we're on our own lol
Did they atleast explain to you guys how to do it?
There were training and exercises prior to the camping trip, yes
Morse code, path finding training, tent raising and knottings
Water filtering too ig, we were allowed to bring our own ration for cooking since we're minors
Seniors would go full Bear Grylls and hunt for food, in their own camping trips that is (loisoince needed)
Interesting
I miss camping
The mighty need to go on a 1 week camping trip with the boys (no phone allowed)
Guys, does rations event provide some buffs on us?
I usually got like 500+- ammo in stash
But on event i got almost 800
And sometimes i gain huge attack speed buff and reloead speed (i got nothing for this in talents)
destroy buff does give more ammo
and higher ranged cleave
i think it also replenish ammo/free bullets by chance
https://streamable.com/gbvzsm posted this in the vet channel but yea in the event I end up getting an insane dodge
Oh nice, thx👍
Yeah so go for whatever buff you want
If you win then that'll be the buff the next day
Whats up with auric teams atm? i just had multiple missions of hunting grounds where the entire team just scatters on an incomming dog wave
even lvl 500+ players doing that
Scared of the dogs 😔
Always found it more fun and oddly easier just to enter melee combat in the middle of the pack they tend to pounce less so long as your throwing in a push every now and then
Do not recommend with slower weapons tho
Hadron when she sees 4 zealots each with their relic blade: 
It's what the Big E would want 🫡
Weird. I just throw a flame grenade at my feet when they start to appear
What's the fastest h40 has someone done without invis cheese on any player 👀
I just get right in the middle of them when they spawn and throw grenades at my feet
Or shoot the rumbler as a ogryn too

Ogryn doing ogryn things
i dont use flame grenades due to the use of throwing knifes
I'd rather have that and not the health buff
i dont wanna be the zealot that has zero way to deal any dmg beyong 5 meters
and flamer doesnt have too great of a range and not a great ttk for HVTs like trappers imho
just make sure the enemy is never beyond 5 meters simple as
tell that to the sniper thats hugging a rood or something 50 meters away
out of sight out of mind
another hotfix another run of toggle_darktide_mods.bat smh
big hotfix
Need info on hotfix
Gotta flex those dog skins\
ADHD brain demands it
that didn't sound right 💀
sneaky little edit
Fixed an issue where changes to the cosmetic skin on the Cyber-Mastiff failed to apply when exiting the Inventory menu.
Thats it
Last hotfix to the next major update too...
FatShark dispatching high quality hotfixes
Frfr
FS drop the red recolor in the files

tbf, i think its well known thats GW meddling
What the fu is this.
doro rotate
gonna finally reach Melk bucks cap this week so I can comfortably ignore him afterwards
Hey, quick question please : how do you get the Convict role ?
Yap and yap some more
yeah, you've yet you be issued your Mk I Las Rifle by the community managers
so enjoy your rusty pooper scooper for now
You must align loyalty to the obese megalodon for a red name
high-heels
For dinner?
I mean you could still eat those if you try hard enough
3 energy drinks of any brand for $3.5 !!1 GET IT NOWWW
3 Monster energy drinks and a big bag of cheese puffs
too sweet
but the Emperor wills it

consider the emperor a blind fool
There is proof of him drinking rockstar instead of the FOOLISH monster drinks
Monster is too expensive in my neck of the woods anyways. if I want an energy drick I go for something like "Tiger" or whatever is on discount
Tiger sounds like a pretty sick brand of energy drink
ello
iirc it's from Poland or smth
In our like cheap stores we have a brand called Pussy
crazy
I remember we had TIGER "Blue Screen" for a short time, green apple + kiwi flavour. Stuff was amazing
I bought a can once thinking tehe but then I never tried it
lmao
Couldn’t bring myself to
most energy drinks caffeine doesnt hit as heavy like viet ice coffee

that drink kept me up for hours
My supple young body cant handle massive caffeine dumps anymore
i still sleep after anythujg caffeine related
There are many like it, but that one will be mine
you either drink regular coffee or
coffee on steroids
same here, just depends if im not stressed

or team with milk if you're Bri'ish
Milk 🙏
Got one as a joke ngl one of the worst drinks I've had to date
What did it taste like
Had like a hint of passion fruit but man maybe the one I had was bad but it was bland as hell
It actually makes me sleep.
Don’t like passionfruit so glad I chickened out
Not missing out on much
Cease this heresy
hmmm, interesting,
Cheese this heresy you said?
I wish they didn't made the rat sexy..
That’s a lie
There's no laws against the rats batman
ratatatat
I love taking pictures of the street rats when I go on holiday
Are they like your spirit animal
They’re relatable but I’m a bit of a sucker for foxes
My gf's mom has a fox in her backyard, has been there for a few years
Also I love an attractive cat
Foxes piss everywhere when mad
🤨
Bet it’s well noisy
Nah it's pretty quiet
Speaking of cat and piss
Based fox
The squirrels get real noisy when they see it
Mine might've laid one on my backpack
I used to follow some Russian lady who had a pet fox and the thing was screeching all day
Laid one piss?
Yes
Mate those are called kidney stones
Yay doggy bug fix
She also has a deer trail down there and a creek
She like to mark territory
Nice.. my garden is like 2metres squared lmao
I don't even have a garden so
I told her a few rub would suffice but she insist
lmao accurate
sometimes caffeine makes me sleepy or just sends high waves of energy then crash
XD i dunno if i had that
sounds fun thiugh
So. If you owned a previous cat
Or any cat after
If they catch even a history of piss
They will piss over it to mark their territory over the previous cat
its a 50/50 game
Got to 6 in a row in aurics for the 10 in a row and then made a goof
what if its my piss they catch
perfect I'll play that
fast metabolism lets it happen
You can have generations of cats pissing in the same corner of the house
I HAVE THAT
Assuming you're the alpha, they'll leave it alone out of respect
Even if they arent related
Zeta boy
Oh no
Oh god. Licht is dabbling in frames of war?
One coffee is fine, it's when the second, third and fourth coffee hit the stomach that it makes me eepy.
Somehow i can see you do that
Ofc not, im an honoured friend of animals
Whut?
But you have shit on at least one animals head
real
Warframe. Dabbling. Scary
Scary
I tried warframe, needed to get some wing thing but couldn't figure out where it was, so I stopped playing
I see
The archwing
Yeah
I haven't played Warframe since 2020.
Warrghhhh
Yeah thats really early. And needs to be grinded/ built
They kinda just drop you into some multiple choice area where you need it but no clue where to get the stuff for it
Tried looking online and that was just ambiguous too
So figured it's not for me to bother with
Weak
Nah, I think if you require something for progression there should be some hint to how to get it
hello everyone
A lot of the campaign had stuff you needed to spend months grinding for
Now you can get it on loan
If it was a good game I’d be playing it right now, no?
Checkmate liberals.
fully aggree
Excuse you sir it is the most based game live service has produced ever
Its just. Catered to not doing anything else ever as well just about
John Live Service really cooked with that one, you say?
It's one of the best games I take no joy from playing
League of legends
“I need 50000 rubedo, this mission gives me… 25 per run… i can max that to 60 w a squad… then 3 days to build the part…”
Ragnarok Online
League of legends
I didnt peg you for a masochist ng
Heroes of Newerth my beloved
I never played League, but I have like 5k hours in Dota 2. I stopped playing a couple years ago.
That was my first online rpg, so I had nothing to compare it to
Never looked at this chat before, not even once. First time I do, I see a hot dis on Warfame.
Must come more often now 10/10 take
ADC main too 🙁
Ragnarok Online was a fun time
Played a lot of private servers of it
I wasnt dissing warframe
But im ngl the farm aspect is. Tough
While playing BlazBlue matches on the side
I was dissing snoreframe 🤭
Good old blazblue
Bet you never even saw deimos
It’s all good fam, you like what you like, nothing wrong with that probably.
Hot take: warframe has gooner material
If Deimos was worth seeing it would have come to me
Nah I saw ninja shit an wonky movement animations and I cannot. But loads of heretics love it so there’s def something to love for everyone
Actually nvm im pretty sure that one is just true…
Its got mechs, its got space warfare, its got fantasy
You don’t haaave to
I will starve 🙁
Ng the cauldron is calling you
Eh
Be the only support on the private server. Get woken up middle of the night by ppl to rez them.
🙁
I’ll never in a hundred years like it and you can’t make me never ever booo
Anyone else notice lately that texture loading has been slower?
It’s the change in the weather
Thinking of addressing it on the forums. Already tried all known fixes. None helped.
Yes. I even did the canticles to appease the machine spirit with incense burner.

Hi 🤭
ngl vermintide 2 has seized all my Darktide time lately. I hope your textiles load.
Ye. But it’s more noticeable as of late. Idk what they altered in the code.
Might be a hardware issue
Ruled that out already.
Hmm..
SSD is ok, memory is ok, PSU passed , GPU is ok too.
I used to be a hardware technician a few jobs back.
For IT
Not much changed except the gazillion things one can do in BIOS now.
I forget the class names but I primarily played I think the biolo and the arch mage. Also gunslinger
Oh and the failing new GPU connector. But I tested that too.
Darktide has had some priority queue issues since the skill rework. At least one memory leak, and some clashes with nvidia gpu’s. Way smoother though on the hotfix befor last
I haven’t played Darktide since the update
I honestly haven't had any issues with textures other than the normal mourningstar stuff sometimes
Might just be bloat from all the hotfixes?
Acolyte > High Priestess > Arch Bishop.
Yes.
Thank you wise computer science men
And sussy code reviewers up there.
5090 has been burning out on people. So I reckon I’d do a voltage test on the pins too.
Guys let’s just all quit our jobs get a shared apartment in san fran and build our own OS
But the texture streamer is somehow different than before.
I did just quit my job actually.
Step 1 complete, catch up
Oh to be free
TempleOS has been done already
Temple was child’s play, our OS will circumvent the restraints of time
Honestly yes. I just, you know, didn’t want to do that anymore.
TImeCube has been done already too
We need a whole new OS with even more cryptic kernel programming.
In fact it’s so advanced I’m running on it now and it doesn’t even exist yet
like.. Malebolge?
Mommm the computer wizards are saying stuff again!!!
Sign me up. I took 2 coding classes (and failed both)
No no. I will call it Spirit-Kernel. It is the spirit of the machine. And requires appeasing on the regular or it goes erratic and fucks your shit up.
I feel like I should do coding classes then I remember that no
You’re a genius. Blockchain sui OS? Send it
And any deviation from the canticles of activation will result in a major cluster fuck that requires prayers from a archmagos.
ehh.. LLM/ML level 4 aural compiling has issues with glottal stops
It’s the AI marie, the AI is trying to hack my fridge
I prefer Darktide over Vermintide. I like the music a lot more in Darktide, and I like the fast movement. Also feel like Darktide is much better suited for quickplay with randoms, a lot of missions in Vermintide kinda require you to already know what to do to progress, which is much easier with a team.
I got some glottal issues you can help me with 💅
Silicon Valley Season 3.
LLM isn’t the answer for the new kernel. But it’s a step.
do you have allergies? try clarintin
Someone hacked my cousin's fridge and all the food went bad
I will. Thank you.
I like not hearing about poggers Bridge in darktide
Anonymous 😡
No it was her neighbor, he got caught and arrested
I made someone’s fridge run arch Linux and play Skyrim. Fridge edition.
Wait her neighbour tampered with her fridge lol
Can he hack my fridge and make all the food good?
That’s wild
He thought that if she didn't have food then she would have to go out to eat with him, it was his idea of trying to get her to date him
My neighbour just sings opera really loudly and listens to right wing radio all day with his back door open
IoT is a curse.
Which was weird af to begin with but also she is married
I never purchase anything consumer tech with the marketing crap of smart in it.
Ahhh yes, the ole starving a women until she loves you technique
And her dog didn't like him so it's not like she trusted him
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, I guess.
Sounds like that man loves to repress all kinds of things
I came over and took a massive shit in your toilet so you’d have to come to my house for a shit and then we’d fall in love
My printer is still a dot matrix printer and I have a claymore pointed at it to go when it makes funny noises I don’t recognise.
If I shit in your toilet it means I trust you, I typically refuse to shit if it's not at home or out in the woods
It’s handy that claymores state which side needs to face for it to do dmg.
Works for my ogryn level smarts

Would never work, I’ll double down on home camode before enduring the slight awkward inconvenience of shifting in a strangers house.
Or shitting either
You made the mistake of thinking I’d leave space
Vermintide has been growing on me more and more started with DT put about 2k hrs in the game then moved to VT and most of problems I've had with DT VT does better. Only real con would be for sure the movement but it does save my pinky so I cant complain.
Truly a child of Nurgle, I see
I should do the event stuff in vt2
Dude. SAME. I’M all the way in rn
But I just discovered bot lobbies in bf6 that still give you challenges because it's an official game mode
I want to get VT2 but I want to have a class I can just do dakka with like a leadbelcher ogryn.
do you guys think we are getting skitari as the next class? or Lion L. Johnson as the next class?
Engineer
Outcast engineer has a minigun
That settles it, you’ll be a Bardin main
I might have an additional key for vt2
And torpedo shark whatever our whole time.
vt2? verminetide 2?
Yeah
Funny rat game
Isn’t on like super duper sale on steam rn? I bought the complete for dirt
i have verminitide 2 i think, but i havent played it yet.....
was on a 95% sale but the discount just ended
Yeeah I have a key for it
Okay. I’ll get VT2 and the engineer dlc.
I can just give you this key
is VT2 worth chat
He’ll yes borther
I'm betting on a zoranthrope personally
it doesnt have character creation.
Dont make me remember.....
You play as a class of the ubershreik 5 or whatever and they all kick so much whole ass
precreated unique characters or like nameless grunts
pre-created characters i think
theyre unique characters and theyre great
well thats lit, I'll get it next sale
I don't remember a single part of Vermintide 2 OST apart from the song that plays when you're running to the portal at the end of every mission.
thanks chat
i had to solo fight like 12 zoanthropes in space marines 2 on absolute difficulty once..... im never doing that again....
My problem with Vermintide 2 is it’s so hard to see when the rats are attacking
I dm'd you the key
You, hoe. Also you can turn off the blood and dirt on your face animation if that’s what’s icking your yum
Just horde management really like in Darktide you can see quite easily when the mass is about to whop you but I feel with Vermintide it just comes out of nowhere
That being said when I come back from the grocery store I’m going to install it again
It's hard to tell when I'm hitting enemies or being hit in VT2
I feel the exact opposite and that’s okay, but I have to now assume you pour your milk before your cereal, too. You understand
My gf pours her milk first
Why
So the cereal isn't soggy
You’re in danger. We have to save you.
Isn’t that point of adding milk
I like to get fruity pebbles or captain crunch and let that stuff soak then eat it
It’s not soggy. I’ll say it to her face. Does she leave it for 20 more minutes before eating it? Preposterous. Think of the children, Sid
I knew it, she doesn’t have one. It all makes sense now, thank you.
That's a good one honestly
😁
I'm watching people crash out in league while I drink my coffee
Your crusade against your blood pressure must end somewhere
One. Of. Us.
🐀
I don't struggle with the rats but beastmen have fucking terrible visual clarity
Best tip I can give is make use of blocking it's alot more important in VT
Block and hope that you aren't too short to retort
SHORT?
I've mostly played Bardin tbh 
Rock and stone brother.
Dwarf maxing
this one's going in the book
When I die I blame it on me being short
Blocking is still important in darktide when it comes to captains and chaos spawns.
Everything else you can just dodge though

Yea more or less
Block crusher overheads
I’ll just get a two handed hammer on bardin
Shield users be thriving
Everything too tall gets hit in the knees.
So far I've had the most fun playing Kruber
Chaos warrior overheads are blockable in VT 2 and I love it
Hit them in the dick
They don't have dicks I already tried
When their knees are busted. They got other worries.
For shame!
Oh and get ready for assassins they make the dogs in DT look like baby mode
Oh yeah @somber stream , bf6 if you need bots for something, just play closed weapon mode.
I played Vermintide 2 enough to level up every character some months ago, but I didn't stick around much after that.
Actually apparently I didn't get Bardin to 30, according to my steam achievements.
XP is still on for Bot closed?
Lmao
No love for the dwarf
Yes because it's official server
I got xp and challenges
Wanted to test it out
Dunno, I know that a lot of that is supposed to change tho
I do get a lot of mg suppressions tho tbh
You should also try the true Hardcore servers btw
No HUD, enemies die realistically to headshot from any weapon
Bardin has like this minigun too right.
Oh sounds fun
No more tanking 4 7.62 rounds to the face before dying
It's his DLC class that has it
Ye. I’m getting that when I’m home. And the expansion DLCs
Then try and piggy back on other peoples runs.

Right now one of the challenges I find obscene is 3 conquest wins via full capture
Like DT to level.
One of the strongest careers in the game if you can master it
Now that's pure bullshit
I play leadbelcher ogryn with the auto shotty and pickaxe.
It’s just satisfying laying down oversized shotgun shells down range.
Do remember ,that as long as you're premade with someone, you can play all of their DLC maps as well, not the characters or the likes.
Only way I see it happening, is from what I understand is you can still get challenges in portals as long as enough Humans are in them, would be to get a massive group of people to trade wins
I need to leave the house
It does play fairly differently than Darktide as well, so, give it a test before putting extra dosh into it
That's another thing I prefer about Darktide - you don't have to buy like 10 DLCs to have access to everything the game has to offer.
If I time it right. I can kill a entire stampede of mutants.
Not yet 😈
not that there’s much in it yet…
Looks at the next DLC class for DT
Yeah actually play the game some before you drop cash in it
Not yet 
bro when are they gonna fix the stygian kantrael helmet visor glitch
Next DT dlc class is an Ork
There's apparently already 3 other Classes confirmed, so ye
I always wanted to play vermintide 2. I played 1 but I couldn’t find groups.
It'll be a Freebooter
Also the leveling was so slow.
They did make leveling alittle easier but still kinda a grind atleast for the event it's 2x exp atm
Isn't that just the Bully-gryn with green body-paint?
Outcast engineer is so far, join us, brother
I first gotta finish shift at work
No it's a pirate mercenary
And it'll have purple stealth paint
Wish vermintide 2 was crossplay, always seems dead on console whenever i try lookin for a match
We dont need more Knife zealots
Especially in chaos wastes
And be able to call in a WAAAGGHHHH so you can summon more Orks
In this economy??
Orks have a perfect economy 
If only DT had such a fun game mode such as CW but sadly it doesnt...
NO
The stygiwhogan?
New darktide class is a harlequin.
🚬
Ork becoming best friend with Ogryn because both like to bonk things really hard.
Honestly, i feel like thats what the final update for this year is gonna be
What is CW
It's going to be a new operation they confirmed that
I read somewhere that Orks do bring Ogryns that they come across to hang out with them

Chaos Waste it's like a rougelike mode
Mortis but if it was good
Ah okay. We already have that with Mortis.
Chaos Wastes is a roguelite mode where you go down branching paths, choosing which one to take and where you collect random buffs and kill shit, while encountering hostile modifiers to make your run more chaotic
I think my biggest issue with Mortis is the environment doesn't change
Not in the eyes of the devs.
ten billion more mortis trials maps

Mortis Trials is like a barebones chaos wastes mixed with Fortunes of War
And honestly, the mortis trials buffs and shit arent even good
Yes in the eyes of the devs they said mortis isn't chaos wastes hehe
Its been going strong for like 8 years or some shit
Been around for like what 7-8 years so
So yeah
At first I was skeptical. But ye. Gonna speed through download later.
VT1 had wave levels, but they were more inspired by L4D2 so they didn't exactly end per se, you just eventually ran out of resources and were overwhelmed





