general-chat

[little marten]

BEGONE GOONER

[tall grove]

Already started

[little marten]

THIS IS CONSECRATED GROUND

[amber delta]

I'm receiving mixed signals

[crisp yoke]

This is trench digging ground

[tall grove]

Boutta become goonsecrated ground

[jaunty path]

Even without shroudfield you can still do a FUCK load of damage to bosses with thammer.

[little marten]

TRIFLING BEASTS ENOUGH

[vocal hawk]

I hate ohdough

[jaunty path]

whos tha

[crisp yoke]

Hahah DC neondvwowjndnwuejwvdiwje wishes woshenwk

[tall grove]

[vocal hawk]

helldivers youtuber who complains about everything

[jaunty path]

Are you speaking in rot or something

[little marten]

First mistake is watching a video game YouTube

[crisp yoke]

Second mistake is going tonto YouTube

:0

I’m red!

[little marten]

Gz

[vocal hawk]

how else am I supposed to watch sonic feet compilation

[crisp yoke]

I STILL CANT POST PHOTOS

[crisp yoke]

Rule 34

[tall grove]

None of us can

[crisp yoke]

Make ur own comp

[ancient violet]

Helldiver fans try not to complain challenge

IMPOSSIBLE

[amber delta]

people be like oh I hate this youtuber but somehow know every single video they put out

[vocal hawk]

arrowhead glazers or complaindivers take your pick

[ancient violet]

Hate watching is an addiction 😈

[jaunty path]

Sorry no pics in gen chat. You can in class chats tho, Zealot chat is basically gen 2

[tall grove]

Haters are more loyal viewers than fans

[round mica]

One of least favorite moments in a game is when a rough page tree run is on last step - extract and gtfo

And then everyone fucking dies
One dude can run away with hopes of success but decides to run back and die to everything that has killed everyone else

[crisp yoke]

Ah

[round mica]

I am so saddened and am deleting this game until my depression from this moment is gone

[vocal hawk]

lowtiergod haters

[amber delta]

[tall grove]

Nightmare on section 8/polyester prince

[amber delta]

ltg is the goat

[vocal hawk]

child support debt counter

[tall grove]

Deadbeat dad

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ltg-low-tier-god-gif-4767385617963111718

[tall grove]

Nice try, I don’t have one

[ancient violet]

Helldivers not on the top 50 steam board anymore

Rejoice 🙏🏻

[vocal hawk]

I love helldivers

[ancient violet]

Oof time to press the block button 😈

[jaunty path]

Literally yes he is goddamn funny to watch

He is SAD

[ancient violet]

How dare you enjoy a media I personally hate

😭

[jaunty path]

People shouldn't be allowed to like things I don't

[vocal hawk]

it’s ok I can’t handle other opinions also I don’t like arguing with people

we should kill anyone I disagree with

[jaunty path]

I should be given the power of god to smite people I disagree with

[ancient violet]

The only way to win

[tall grove]

No, we should kill anyone I disagree with

[ancient violet]

I'm right you're wrong, nuff said

[vocal hawk]

based

[tawny gorge]

nah

[little marten]

if you're right all the time you forget how to turn left

[ancient violet]

Helldivers

More like

Cringe

AMIRITE;?;!! 😭

[tawny gorge]

you're the 50th person here that shouldnt get it

[vocal hawk]

son 😭😭😭

[tall grove]

Emperor of mankind core

[crisp yoke]

I have posted my photos to pet tide

All is good in the world

[ancient violet]

I think the funniest thing is that Fatshark and Arrowhead goes to Friday happy hours together 💀

While we are here tearing at each other's throats

[vocal hawk]

sweden isn’t real

[tall grove]

Many such cases

[vocal hawk]

arrowhead is a government shell company

[ancient violet]

Not just Sweden, they literally just 20 minutes away from each other

What is up with the Sweeds and making genocide meat grinder simulators? 🤔

[little marten]

its all a circus and you're at the front row baby

if arrowhead had answered my emails none of this would be happening anyway

[ancient violet]

True

Wait what did you say in that email?

[little marten]

confidential

i never email and tell

[strange lynx]

The sex update for darktide will be released on October 31st

[tall grove]

Mommy hadron here I come

[orchid skiff]

What is sex ?

[whole glade]

uhh

ernmmm

uhhh

ion know

[crisp yoke]

Better question

What is ASMR?

[whole glade]

some is goog

[long trench]

audio sensory meridian response or something

[little marten]

its a insect

[whole glade]

bug?

[little marten]

yeah

[whole glade]

i like bugs

:3

[orchid skiff]

how do you know i'm listening to it

who sent you ?

[whole glade]

what kind?

[orchid skiff]

that's an intimate question

are we close ?

[whole glade]

the normal shit, roleplay shit or sex shit?

[orchid skiff]

normal

[whole glade]

fire

i like it too

sometimes

[crisp yoke]

I have listened to asmr

I feel tired now

[whole glade]

thars da point dawg

[vocal hawk]

meridian? like a….blood meridian?

[tall grove]

BM reference?!??

[vocal hawk]

this really is no country for old men, is it?

[outer jasper]

this reminds me of uhh

shit I cant finish the joke Im going back to sleep

[dreamy shuttle]

Come back here and finish it!

[little marten]

this ass doesnt quit so neither do i

[final herald]

New class will be nagash

[tawny gorge]

just give us satzpyre

no one would complain

[little marten]

i wouldnt be surprised if we got him in ganger flavour

[ocean widget]

saltzstimms

[dreamy shuttle]

Real Talk. I think new class will be Hive Gangster.

And they will come with Modification feature, so we can customize our guns.

[tawny gorge]

a GANGSTER?

[dreamy shuttle]

Um.... a Grox enjoyer maybe? ;_;

What's other word for gangster? Rascal?

[little marten]

ganger could hopefully be pretty cool

[tawny gorge]

ganger

they're called that

[ocean widget]

cunt

[dreamy shuttle]

lmao

[toxic mason]

thug

[dreamy shuttle]

They have very unique models and gear.

Some even have hook-guns and combi-weapons lmao

[tawny gorge]

roadmen

40k ROADMEN???

them nurgle cultists better not come to these ends blud

on foenem

[rare mist]

Been stuck on backend error for a while now, any tips?

kinda new here so not sure if this is the right channel to ask

[dreamy shuttle]

Hive Ganger would also have very fun interactions with Arbites

As they would be Tertium local

[tawny gorge]

so would a skiitari servitor

......

-skiitari servitor

[strange lynx]

ASMR hadron and rannick scold you for impregnating sefoni

[tawny gorge]

what

[dreamy shuttle]

Ad mech could work as well. But I doubt we would get Servitor with Tech-priest piloting it. If anything we would get lowly acolyte.

[tawny gorge]

@jaunty path read this off meds

[tawny gorge]

like an initiate?

true

[orchid skiff]

tell hadron she's next

[dreamy shuttle]

I need like 4 more beers to be enlighten by your knowledge

[strange lynx]

Make it 40k

[dreamy shuttle]

I need 3 more Grox bottles.

[fossil oasis]

Wish I could have a drink rn

Don't get paid until next week tho

[dreamy shuttle]

To be fair, Mechanicus character could also add modifications to weapons as feature.

[arctic escarp]

November 11th when

[dreamy shuttle]

But I feel like it's more of Gangers theme. The wacky combi-weapons, wacky gear nearly like Orks. And even some Xeno's gear. They use everything to win wars for infulence in hive

[little marten]

what weapons would they use

[jaunty path]

I'm just on Adderall lol.

[dreamy shuttle]

Gangers have alot of ''Combi-weapons'' Which are weapons that are combined with different weapons. Like Revolver and shotgun, or Plasma with Bolter etc

[jaunty path]

XXXXXL circumsion blade

[dreamy shuttle]

I need to look into codex again

No, they don't use XXXXXL Circumsion Blade.

[jaunty path]

Yes they do

ur just mad I'm right.

[dreamy shuttle]

Only V84 Fingerripper Nail eater.

Watch them prove everyone wrong, and it being Sister of battle, the novice one.

Hestia and her squad pulling in, and having stand off against arbys

[astral basin]

NNN

[little marten]

uncut king

[dreamy shuttle]

ANN

[astral basin]

Cant wait to use a fallout pipe gun in darktide

[dreamy shuttle]

Also, I think there is few Gangers that managed to hack a cyber-mastiff and made them their own lol

[ocean widget]

but much much worse

at least in fallout pipe guns are made better via legendary effects

[dreamy shuttle]

Never pick Stealth after getting dmg on arms. Trust me.

Can someone adult, explain to me, how Canada has 6 timezones? How in the f-

[tall grove]

Not an adult, but I’ll try

Biiiig country

[dreamy shuttle]

Is it really that big?

[tall grove]

🤷‍♂️ guess so

[dreamy shuttle]

damm

[tall grove]

Yeah, I looked it up and that’s basically it

[little marten]

its at least this big

[tall grove]

It’s wide enough to have multiple

[tall grove]

Wow

That’s like

At least six

Maybe seven

[little marten]

Shit yeah, for sure

[round mica]

not as big as ma pingus

i found my meds again

im happy once more

[tall grove]

It is still bigger. And by “it” I mean, well, my peanits

[tall grove]

French spotted

Killkillkillkill

[round mica]

i cant rannick is the best

he is the real daddy

[tall grove]

He’s a dirty Frenchman

[round mica]

i hope somewhere on depths of the internet there is rannick goon cave

[tall grove]

They all gotta die (except fem savant psyker)

[untold rivet]

i wish i could find the person who decided a mission can start with a plague ogryn or daemonhost in or near the first pack and kick them until they turn entirely purple

[little marten]

based developer tbh

better to filter early

[dreamy shuttle]

Canada is World power. Because of Maple syrup

[untold rivet]

nah, i was not ready, no one was ready, i waited all them loading screens just to get left for dead, look up, and everyone else died to god knows what while i was blocking for my life T-T

[dreamy shuttle]

That thing is just too good

[tall grove]

We are pretty awesome

[dreamy shuttle]

And also expensive as hell, here in EU/Poland

[dreamy shuttle]

Yes you are

[tawny gorge]

ik

[little marten]

Canada was actually a massive supplier of wheat

I don’t know enough about it now if they’re still a big exporter or not

[untold rivet]

the fact they have a good healthcare system is more than enough for me to consider my life choices again.

[astral basin]

Australia is the primary provider of medical use opiates

[dreamy shuttle]

They're great at making Mooses video documentaries. That's all my knowledge currently

[untold rivet]

i heard about this recently from a youtube short

[little marten]

I liked my time in Canada I think I’d enjoy living there

[astral basin]

Was it the one about a wallaby making crop circles?

[untold rivet]

Yeah 😄

[dreamy shuttle]

It dose sound like nice and chill place to live

just cold tho

[astral basin]

Drip fed by the same slop algorithm

[little marten]

I think some isolated lodge in British Columbia would be a fantastic place to die

[dreamy shuttle]

Deep Forest with a wooden cabin, just you, nature.

It's kinda weird how often I see people yearn for Isolation, in current times.

[tall grove]

It’s not that cold

[dreamy shuttle]

You're used to it! it's not cold for you! I would shiver my timbers

[little marten]

i basically live in the real world equivelent of the underhive

[tall grove]

Birmingham?

[little marten]

i yearn to see something natural, not bleak urban hellscapes

[little marten]

fortunately not

birmingham is wild lmao

its like a fallout vault

[dreamy shuttle]

Ahh I see. Well I'm on outskirs. So maybe that's why it's hard to grasp for me

Birmingham is... Special place.

Best UK city is Yorkshire tho.

[little marten]

Yeah id probably agree actually

[tall grove]

Just sleep in a 15 degree Celsius room like me

[fair bridge]

@orchid skiff i got a B on the test

[tall grove]

You’ll get used to it

[dreamy shuttle]

On average in middle of day, how warm is your room?

here in poland it's usually 19-22 during day in winter/auttum

in like, normal winter ofc, if it's freezing cold we go above 22.

[tall grove]

I just said, 15 Celsius

Give or take

[dreamy shuttle]

O.O

Do you drink like special maple syrup tea to keep warm or xD

[tall grove]

To be fair I sleep in the basement

[dreamy shuttle]

That's cheating, you sleep close to the heating system then!

[tall grove]

Nah our basement is colder than upstairs

[ocean widget]

the experiment being the same quality as fallout ones too
"what if we made everyone feel like shite"

[agile raven]

Cause Birmingham is a FUCKING SHITHOLE!

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[strange lynx]

Atoma is just Birmingham in 40k

[tall grove]

Birmingham exists in 40k

[astral basin]

Alabama has a birmingham city
Was a secret murder capital of the world
A secret bc the cops didnt file their paperwork like they were supposed to

[dreamy shuttle]

Is there another city in UK, that has such negative PR as Birmingham?

[tall grove]

London

[dreamy shuttle]

Oi

But that's their capitol ;-;

[ocean widget]

and its shite

[tall grove]

Shanking capitol

[ocean widget]

london is shit

[dreamy shuttle]

At this point I really don't know if it's memes, or is it really that bad, with London crimes etc.

[ocean widget]

it is

[orchid skiff]

what the fuck is wrong with people
i ask a simple question
guy 1 answers
guy 2 answers him to clown on him, that it's not what I asked, and that what I want is simple and he should read. cya
ok.. if it's simple can you tell me

[ocean widget]

it fucking sucks in london

[astral basin]

Huh

[tall grove]

London or Birmingham, Wich is worse?

[ocean widget]

they're both fucking abysmal

[hollow karma]

“Poop or shit”

[dreamy shuttle]

London I guess. Since more crime

[fair bridge]

i think one of the reasons that people go to AI to hallucinate answers for them is because AI is trained to be as polite as possible

[fossil holly]

Went to the ren fair

[dreamy shuttle]

Poop sounds less scary

[fossil holly]

Got a big ass sword

I’m happy now

[tall grove]

What is actually so bad about them?

[fair bridge]

pics and it happened

[ocean widget]

shit or shit
ftfy

[ocean widget]

tourists
being part of the UK
having to deal with the tories for 14 years

[dreamy shuttle]

Depends what was eaten before.

[ocean widget]

having to deal with labour for 4 currently

[fossil holly]

(I’m compensating for you know what)

[fair bridge]

short arms........ damn.........

i want to build some bookshelves

[orchid skiff]

i can't sleep without AI complimenting me for an hour

[fair bridge]

AI completing you................

[dreamy shuttle]

Wait. What.

Just come here, and tell people your build. They will praise you 🙂

[orchid skiff]

zealot loner

combat knife

[dreamy shuttle]

Oh you little p-

[strange lynx]

Let's get political chat what 40k faction is the best

[dreamy shuttle]

Votann.

[tall grove]

Mandated edict: mauling

[fair bridge]

mandated edict: forced feminization

[sleek harness]

Orks

[tall grove]

Orks

[dreamy shuttle]

Nothing Beats. Capitalism. HELL YEAH.

[sleek harness]

They were the most powerful lifeform before btw

[tall grove]

(I say, as a space marine painter)

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna play some VR

[sleek harness]

And they can be if they all decided to study

[strange lynx]

Mandated edict Amazon warehouse worker

[fair bridge]

media hidden uh-oh

must be that ork sticker again

[fair bridge]

they're turning the warehouse workers into women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange lynx]

Commissar yorrick has entered the chat

[sleek harness]

Unblock it

[fair bridge]

OH YEAH outer worlds 2

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[tall grove]

Commissar jorkit has entered the chat

[dreamy shuttle]

Huh you didn't read our contract? Well that's a GRUDGE. Kin, unholster your weapon.

[astral basin]

Lies. It dont exist no more

[orchid skiff]

I would never lie to you sweetie pie you're the love of my life

[strange lynx]

Outer worlds was written by middle aged divorce men with premature ejeculation and baldness

[astral basin]

👀

[dreamy shuttle]

You love floating skulls?

[strange lynx]

@tall grove when mundane purpose meets asinine purpose

[fair bridge]

holy fuck actually one of the writers helped write vampire the masquerade bloodlines

[orchid skiff]

It would be silly not to accept one's soulmate because of appearances

[fair bridge]

pretty sick

[tall grove]

My arch nemesis

[dreamy shuttle]

Skulls don't have souls!

[fair bridge]

one of them wrote for all 3 mass effects too

wild

[orchid skiff]

[tall grove]

If they don’t look exactly like me it’s woke

[dreamy shuttle]

Also do you have any idea, how much effort it takes, to maintaine a Skull, for it to not rot and smell?

[strange lynx]

I've read better lesbian vampire stories on Wattpad

[fair bridge]

i'm reading one right now and ur in it

[dreamy shuttle]

Only Metal has soul.

[orchid skiff]

kinda gay (homosexual)

[fair bridge]

ur getting stepped on..... a lot.........

[tall grove]

No, that’s woke

[fair bridge]

im soooo sick of wolk in da bideol games

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm woke Right now. I will be off-woke when I get to sleep. I think

[strange lynx]

Yeah I'm the step dad you always wanted

[tall grove]

Same. Now excuse me while I play some apolitical masterpieces like metal gear and Helldivers

[dreamy shuttle]

What the fu- is going on

[fair bridge]

i had no idea i needed one

[dreamy shuttle]

ERP in front of my Codex Astartes?

[fair bridge]

why are you censoring yourself

are you ok?

are parental controls enabled for you??

[dreamy shuttle]

No ;_;

[astral basin]

Sugar pie honey bunch, dontchu know i love yooouuuu

🤢

[dreamy shuttle]

WEAK ^

[fair bridge]

ugh idk if i want to even play this

[fair bridge]

outer worlds 1 was alright but it was so boring

the whole setting is just played out and stale

[nimble glade]

[dreamy shuttle]

It was... the most mid/average game there is. lol. Wasn't bad, just... ok.

[tall grove]

Btw you gonna be able to try again with auric maelstroms today?

[dreamy shuttle]

Hihi Hehe Corpos bad! Hihi hehe capitalism bad! But buy our 80$ game now!

Fucking clowns.

[fair bridge]

not the point i was making lmfao

[little marten]

lol trying to retail outer slop 2 at $80 was wild

[ocean widget]

no but it certainly is the point of the game

[tall grove]

I don’t think the suits know what the game is about lmao

[ocean widget]

no no, they do

[dreamy shuttle]

They mostly don't lol

[ocean widget]

they have no reason to give a shit

OW1 made money despite sucking ass

OW2'll do the same

[little marten]

i think being a gamer is fundamentally opposing to their role

[fair bridge]

yes but i was going to say so in a way that didn't make me sound like i disagree with the sentiment like this man did

[astral basin]

Istg Microsoft is tryna pretend they are the shitty version of steam

[tall grove]

Well because if they don’t make a good game, I will personally kill each and every one of them (in GTA)

<—has never played GTA

[ocean widget]

just wait a year or two for it to pop up on cdkeys or humble bundle with all the dlc

it aint worth paying even 30 quid for the base game

[fair bridge]

i haven't played a super well-written game in a while other than disco elysium and SOMA

[fair bridge]

i wonder why!!

i did hear dispatch was good

[tall grove]

Clicks on sticker. What server is that from, gang?

[untold rivet]

hey whats the max percent toughness you can get on a relic blessing, is it 15 or 16

[ocean widget]

dispatch is neat

they fucked up with jacks voice though

[orchid skiff]

interesting name

[low hemlock]

[tall grove]

Erm what the sussy ayo?

[dreamy shuttle]

What the fuck was that

[little marten]

ahhhhhh sussy baka

[astral basin]

Tracks for the big boi

[ocean widget]

looks like its from nikke
although the first thing i saw was it was a CBT2 server so i could be wrong on that part

[agile raven]

Just play Borderlands 2.

[agile raven]

Yeah it is.

Doro

[agile raven]

It's a comical irony.

[dreamy shuttle]

Black Templars are dispatched to your location @low hemlock

[low hemlock]

[ocean widget]

what are they gonna do, yell racial slurs at him?

[low hemlock]

🏃💨

[agile raven]

I hate Nikke for having borderline softcore as characters yet simultaneously it has some actually good practical character designs.

[dreamy shuttle]

Chainsaw him across belly, then yell racial slurs.

While shouting something about Sigismund and how Dorn Sucks

[tall grove]

They’ll be chainsawing for a while lol

[agile raven]

It's two extremes but it continuously seems to throw its massive chest to the softcore porn side way more often.

[low hemlock]

i mean…..the ads don’t lie

[ocean widget]

isnt there some guy in nikke named pascal

[agile raven]

Go look up Soldier EG.

[ocean widget]

why is there a tech priest in nikke

[dreamy shuttle]

They have time

[agile raven]

Why the hell is EG in Nikke.

[dreamy shuttle]

Crusade can wait XD

[agile raven]

EG is the most practical design I've ever seen.

[low hemlock]

heh now u go look up Volume

[agile raven]

No.

[low hemlock]

that was a fast ah response

[dreamy shuttle]

I want W40k Nikkie. So I can make my Emperors Children Marine into beautiful weapon of war.

[orchid skiff]

no more

[low hemlock]

🥀

[dreamy shuttle]

in purple.

[astral basin]

Me n duo are hitting heroes path next session lol
Have to hit up innuendo bot for levels. Round 5 kicking our asses

[agile raven]

[fossil holly]

sure, im going to bed in two hours but we can play some matches

[tall grove]

I’ll do it

[dreamy shuttle]

Emperor's Children fan spotted

[ocean widget]

heroes pass?

[tall grove]

Gang 🥀

[dreamy shuttle]

Stop it!

[ocean widget]

"the ass game has a character with ass"

[ocean widget]

i am shocked

[dreamy shuttle]

Not infrot of whole server Rewdy!

[ocean widget]

the only thing i know about nikke is the main fucker has anti-nikke blood or smth

[tall grove]

Aight. @hidden trout you still available?

[low hemlock]

ye that’s thy COOMmander

[dreamy shuttle]

Bro...

[astral basin]

Last stretch in bl2. B4 the vault

[dreamy shuttle]

Why is everyone in 40k so horny?! Why?!

[ocean widget]

easy solution then
soak bullets in the commanders blood
shoot anything with bloodsoaked bullets
win

[tall grove]

That reaction is wild big boi

[ocean widget]

hi, im not horny

[fossil holly]

hornieness is one of the three feelings made in the emperors image

[ocean widget]

thats probably due to brain damage though

[astral basin]

Thats the femboy cult
We try to ignore them
But their number keeps growing

[dreamy shuttle]

Emps imagie?!

[low hemlock]

“Cuz they are R E J E C T S‼️” - Morrow

[ocean widget]

yeah heroes pass not heroes path

[tall grove]

More

MORE

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

make sure you kill yourself for free iridium servo

[tall grove]

I must see more twinks in media

[south jetty]

i hungry

[dreamy shuttle]

Man i just wanted to swing my sword and praise emperor. And now I'm being beaten by Anime whips and horny people in mourningstar

[south jetty]

i need more bears and bara in 40k

before the bus lands on me - THAT AREN'T SPACE MARINES

[ocean widget]

and they say heresy isnt rife

[astral basin]

We skipping side missions for first run
Unless we are desperately underleveled

[ocean widget]

but its free iridium

just kill yourself for it

also the innuendobot 5000 is in itself a side mission

[tall grove]

Ogryn

[strange lynx]

Nurgle wife or elder husband

[tall grove]

Is the eldar a twink

[dreamy shuttle]

Nurgle Waifu

[ocean widget]

eldar
at least the eldar wont give me diseases

[fossil holly]

moral of the story, kill yourself for free items in life

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm fine with STDS

DON'T take this out of contentx

[ocean widget]

screenshotting this

[orchid skiff]

emperor's children

[dreamy shuttle]

NO

[little marten]

hey x

[fossil holly]

why not both?

[astral basin]

We are redoing the whole franchise
Only dlc we doing rn is fight for sanctuary bc it directly ties into 3
True vault mode is when we hoard out on some loot

[south jetty]

AND NOT OGRYN

I'm not a predator

[dreamy shuttle]

We can share our pox together @little marten

[ocean widget]

fair
make sure u get the dpuh

[little marten]

HOT AF

[south jetty]

Drukhari or Aeldari

[tall grove]

Uh, orks

[strange lynx]

Their gotta be a planet in 40k where you can fuck any race you want

[south jetty]

I like fungi. Close enough

[astral basin]

Yeah like i said we only doing them if we desperately need the xp from being underleveled
Atm we are 4 levels under from warrior fight so. Circle of slaughter time

[orchid skiff]

she can't even wink

[tall grove]

Here’s hoping. Water caste femboy, here I come

[wheat sphinx]

I recommened my friend the Zarona quickdraw revolver, but he can't get it from the shop, does he NEED to be a higher mastery in order to get one from the armory or is he just unlucky

[astral basin]

Bl1 was the worst trying to avoid sides. Their level system is. Punishing af

[strange lynx]

Female flayed necrons

[fossil holly]

what level is he?

[wheat sphinx]

8

[orchid skiff]

he needs to pray

[wheat sphinx]

so he just got unlucky

4 times

in a row

????

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[fossil oasis]

Who up darking they tide?

[orchid skiff]

hi i'm a women respecter. please don't hurt women

[ocean widget]

my guy
he can select the revolver at brunts armory

[tall grove]

Who up kraking they carapace?

[wheat sphinx]

No I meant the proper mark

I told him the Zarona mark

He keeps getting the other mark

[fossil oasis]

Who up uhhhh......

[orchid skiff]

bro lmao

[fossil oasis]

Recovering they rations

[ocean widget]

tell him to switch the mark then

[wheat sphinx]

he is mastery 0

with it

I am asking.

[fossil oasis]

Rations are like 50/50 split rn btw

[ocean widget]

then tell him to level it up

[uneven ermine]

Bnuuy

[vocal hawk]

minecraft scary mod: boo

[wheat sphinx]

God you people are fucking stupid sometimes

[orchid skiff]

listen

[ocean widget]

if he isnt at the mastery to get the mark, he isnt getting the mark

[fossil oasis]

Should I recover or destroy?

[wheat sphinx]

thank you holy shit

[orchid skiff]

oh the irony

[vocal hawk]

I don’t know who stupid is

[fossil holly]

a little blight tainting with the rations wont kill you

[tall grove]

Who up charged special action thunder hammer shroudfielding they monstrosity rn?

[fossil holly]

probably

[ocean widget]

you're the moron thinking you can get marks without the mastery

[wheat sphinx]

that's why I asked maybe

[dreamy shuttle]

Also going back to new class. If it's not Ganger. not Admech, not Sister. Who might it be?

[ocean widget]

and yet you insult people for no reason

incompetent fuckwit

[south jetty]

let's be helpful on occasion come on guys

[fossil oasis]

Who up shroudfield boltgunning they monstrosity rn

(me, I am)

[south jetty]

that sounds fun

[tall grove]

[fossil holly]

ladies ladies, theres enough of me to go around

[uneven ermine]

Those are really the three options

The rest is just unlikely

[tall grove]

Try it out. Funny zealot bonk build

[vocal hawk]

who up damaging they unyielding rn

[ocean widget]

if we had any reason to fight over you it'd be for the money your organs are worth

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Interrogator Rannick

[dreamy shuttle]

Rattling maybe tho, they have POV of Bardin

[ocean widget]

does shroudfield even work for bolter?

yeah next attack so it does jack shit for bolter

[uneven ermine]

They said they won’t do that because bardin posed to many problems in level design

So ratlings are off they list

[dreamy shuttle]

Ahh fair

[fossil oasis]

Idk, it feels good tho

[strange lynx]

Technically aren't all women genestealers deep down

[whole glade]

Spooky Scary Skibidi send rizzlers down your gyatt and if you could rizz Livvy Dunne then so could Kai Cenat...

[nimble glade]

So we have 8 character slots instead of 5 now. So think about it.

[ocean widget]

"While in Stealth gain +20% Movement Speed, +150% Backstab Damage, +150% Finesse Damage, +100% Critical Chance & +100% Melee Rending. Attacking makes you leave Stealth."

[dreamy shuttle]

Wait. What about Inqusition agent?

[wheat sphinx]

We got more?

[tall grove]

Peak

[uneven ermine]

That’s…what we are

[ocean widget]

just take chorus if you arent using melee zealot @fossil oasis

[dreamy shuttle]

No but like propler member of ordo hereticus

proper*

[fossil oasis]

Uhhhhhh no

I wanna play shroudfield

[nimble glade]

We basically are getting Adeptus Mechanicus something, Sisters of Battle and some mercenary type class archetype "broker".

[little marten]

astropath class

and you spend the whole round screaming

[tall grove]

That’s just psyker already

[nimble glade]

I don't think we're getting a traditional "broker".

[whole glade]

:3

[uneven ermine]

No like that’s what we are

[nimble glade]

Like we're not getting a merchant walking around.

[uneven ermine]

Or atleast on the road to be

[nimble glade]

So it's definitely a mercenary class of some type.

[little marten]

my faith does not allow me to acknowledge psykers

[uneven ermine]

That’s not really a class seeing as a proper agent could be anyone

[fossil oasis]

I am also going to play stealth vet and be support

[wheat sphinx]

Infiltrate better

[nimble glade]

Or something or someone who likes money.

[tall grove]

Fair enough

[nimble glade]

That's what we're getting next.

[fossil oasis]

Is that the name of the vet stealth ability?

[hidden trout]

Driving home

[tall grove]

Objectively false

[wheat sphinx]

:)

[wheat sphinx]

Yes.

[fossil oasis]

It's fun

[fossil holly]

sigh, i guess im gonna go get my weiner punted in maelstom, ill be back later

[vocal hawk]

eeffoc

[tall grove]

Sweet, ping when ready

[fossil oasis]

It is peak tbh. I run Infiltrate with recon lasgun + dueling sword

[nimble glade]

Would be cool if full blown Ganger, so the Arby's and Ganger Banter could go hard while my Arby's cringes further.

[wheat sphinx]

based

[uneven ermine]

I never got the appeal of stealth in tide games

[tall grove]

But shroudfield is lowkey busted

[vocal hawk]

ganger banter 😭

[uneven ermine]

Yeah but make him come up third

[fossil holly]

stop texting while driving man, i took a arrow to the knee doing that

[fossil oasis]

It's nice for objectives tbh and reviving people when things get hectic

[uneven ermine]

I’d rather get something more specific than just a ganger first

[nimble glade]

Loose canon was merely a sample.

[dreamy shuttle]

Like I said few hours ago. My bet is on Hive Ganger and new feature of weapons modification lmao

[tall grove]

Twelve bajillion damage on that one fuckers ballsack

[vocal hawk]

my bet is on primarch vulkan

[nimble glade]

Idk, it depends on Fatshark. They're already thinking about Broker first though it seems.

[dreamy shuttle]

But like in flesh?

[stark bobcat]

And texting

[uneven ermine]

Broker?

[fossil holly]

thats what i said

[nimble glade]

Like I said, Broker could be a bounty hunter, ganger or even xeno Merc.

Or abhuman Merc

Something

[hidden trout]

I was at a stop

[stark bobcat]

I said that while I am literally waiting in my car too

My car is in park tho

[uneven ermine]

The Alaitoc Eldar are in auspex range of the Morningstar and not in attacks formation

But god please don’t give us a elf this early

[stark bobcat]

Still

Smh

[little marten]

mortage broker

[tall grove]

Off topic, but fuck bulwarks

Total bulwark death

[nimble glade]

If we get Adeptus Mechanicus or Sisters of Battle next, I'll definitely be surprised but it will be a welcomed surprise. We win either way though.

[wheat sphinx]

A crusher just hit me while I was reviving during infiltrate, lol, mfw moronity by me

[dreamy shuttle]

Just add Servitor to game. We will clean Morningstar and that's it.

[stark bobcat]

Yes

[uneven ermine]

I want either of those first before we get a xeno or “non-descript criminal”

[tall grove]

They’re awful. An entirely invincible shield is bullshit

[nimble glade]

I understand the Adeptus Mechanicus fans concerns.

[stark bobcat]

That's not even all of it

Did you know that there stagger animation can be instantly reset if they get shot in the back by a friendly?

[tall grove]

I’m hoping we get one eventually

[nimble glade]

And I understand the Sisters of Battle fans concerns too.

[stark bobcat]

And they are common spawns with shotgunners

So them paired makes them immortal

[uneven ermine]

Yeah eventually would be good maybe after mech and sister

[tall grove]

Total bulwark death

[uneven ermine]

Just not this early

The imperium game deserves a little more imperial classes

[tall grove]

Sister wouldn’t make sense, we already have zealot. Maybe a sister personality for fem zealots

[uneven ermine]

Everyone says this and it’s so fucking stupid lol

[tall grove]

How?

[uneven ermine]

Sisters would play like grail knight and a warrior priest of Sigmar
Miracles are their whole shtick

Zealots are just angry religious people

[nimble glade]

The rest of the class possibilities aren't popular outside this discord server and aren't up there with the Space Marines.

So anything less than Adeptus Mechanicus or Sisters of Battle will let down some Warhammer 40k fans that wanted their favorite sub factions etc.

[uneven ermine]

Civilians

[nimble glade]

Let alone this discord server too actually

[tall grove]

Haven’t played vt2 so that’s meaningless to me

[uneven ermine]

Everyone looks at sisters and go RELIGIOUS THEY’RE JUST THE ZEALOT CLASS

[tall grove]

Sisters are just that but official

[uneven ermine]

Ok so

Basically

[nimble glade]

Only seen a few people who actually wants Ork mercenary, Eldar mercenary or just any xeno Merc in general.

[uneven ermine]

They would play with a lot of Imperial miracles

Take for instance grail knight could be a option like this

In VT2 they had “quests” objectives that once computed you throughout the mission

Things like

“Kill a boss”
“Kill this many blank”
“Collect blank”

And WPOS

would use miracles of Sigmar in his abilities and weapons

Blessing their hammer with holy wrath

[tall grove]

I’d love an eldar class, but I just don’t really think it’s feasible

[nimble glade]

So after Broker, we're definitely getting evil space empire of humanity favorites such as Adeptus Mechanicus pioneers in servitorizing as well as the merciless battle nuns with guns and power armor.

[uneven ermine]

Blessing teammates to heal protect or buff them

[ocean widget]

thats because they literally are
the only difference between a SOB and a zealot is that one can one shot bosses and the other cant

[uneven ermine]

Sisters of battles are know for their death defying imperial miracles literal manifestations of the emperors will

[tall grove]

So chorus zealots

[little marten]

blessing the teams next magazine with holy bullets

that ignore armour

would be based

[nimble glade]

Arby's worked because, unique but also familiar. GW and Fatshark know and see all.

[uneven ermine]

gives a whole explanation of what they would do

points out a singular ability when they haven’t even played VT2

[nimble glade]

They're not gonna throw in something the vast majority won't even play as.

[tall grove]

Yep

And I’ll do it again

[ocean widget]

noticing a lack of SOBs in VT2

[uneven ermine]

No chorus zealot is nothing like either grail or WPOS

[little marten]

fatshark wont do sisters of battle because that would reignite the ugly character customisation debate

[nimble glade]

Bardin from Warhammer fantasy Vermintide was cool, but no one I knew wanted to play him. Lol

[uneven ermine]

I’m comparing them to grail knight and WPOS

[nimble glade]

Except me

[uneven ermine]

I liked him

[ocean widget]

ah yes
this class has been compared to an already existing class a bunch, so ill compare them to another class

[uneven ermine]

I played ironbreaker and outcast engineer

[nimble glade]

But my favorite was Saltzpyre, so we had to fight over salts. Lol

[uneven ermine]

I’m bringing up a whole class you brought up one ability that is nothing like either ability

[nimble glade]

Salts and Kruber are very popular

[uneven ermine]

Go look up VT2 Grail knight and Warrior Priest of Sigmar I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to that lump of clay in your head

[nimble glade]

They can just have their helmets on.

[little marten]

No.

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Yes.

[nimble glade]

Which career was your favorite?

[uneven ermine]

Mmmm

Honestly equally ironbreaker and Outcast Engineer

[little marten]

Bounty Hunter or Warrior Priest

[nimble glade]

Lmfao, we're the same then.

[little marten]

Does Vermintide still look like ass I should maybe reinstall

[tall grove]

Not another shoot class please

[little marten]

For Darktide

[nimble glade]

Couldn't be bothered with the other careers, I just wanted to shoot and smack rats.

[little marten]

?

[uneven ermine]

I also liked WPOS viktor
And Mercanary Kruber

[little marten]

Darktide tbh seriously lacks shooting specs

[tall grove]

Vet, arbie, gunlugger ogryn

[nimble glade]

Mercenary Kruber or Foot Knight was peak. IMHO

I liked having range. Or versatility.

But..

[little marten]

Not enough

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Holy Sigmar! Bless this ravaged body!!

Witch Hunter Captain Saltzpyre and Warrior Priest were peak. My all time favorites from Fatshark when it comes to Vermintide 2.

[round gulch]

The tides are inherently melee focused games, but it’s not that hard to male a primarily ranged build

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Your crime your foul existence! Your sentence is DEATH!

[little marten]

Sure I don’t disagree

[nimble glade]

So peak

The OG shouting king

[tall grove]

I’d really like a single action stub revolver or something

[little marten]

Witch hunter is #1 vibe across all genres

[tall grove]

That’d be pretty cool

[little marten]

Mfw I have to do a regular job instead of blowing away village hags with a flintlock because an incest farmer accused them of heresy

😔

[dreamy shuttle]

Bounty hunter or Foot Knight tho

[round gulch]

Saltzpyre is perhaps the greatest character among all fiction

[nimble glade]

We need larger overall ammunition capacity with more daka.

More

[little marten]

Foot knight is pretty fun for crunchy gameplay actually

[dreamy shuttle]

I was FK main in Vermin 2 actually lmao

[hidden trout]

@fossil holly

[dreamy shuttle]

Overall Kruber enjoyer

HUMAN. FIGHTER. That's it. Nothing Else.

[uneven ermine]

OIIIIIIIIIIIIUUU

[nimble glade]

It's a classic

[uneven ermine]

WE’RE THE BLOODY UBERSRIEK FIVE..OR FOUR DOESNT MATTER

[fossil holly]

wha

[little marten]

im partial to the barbarian archetype these days

[hidden trout]

im real

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Based and Lex pilled!

[fossil holly]

no you arent

[hidden trout]

you got me

im not

[dreamy shuttle]

Arby is very close to Kruber I agree

Epic Cole is actually Cipe_Eloc.

A notorius ruffian across Discord servers

[nimble glade]

[uneven ermine]

Mercanary and huntsman are vet

Rest is arbi

[uneven ermine]

Well no there isn’t a grail knight equivalent

[dreamy shuttle]

Huntsman was only class I just couldn't get on Marcus

[nimble glade]

Foot knight with a blunted weapon and shield though but super buffed.

Plus bolter

[uneven ermine]

Because it’s bad

[little marten]

huntsman was kinda cool

[ripe tangle]

Wouldn’t that be Arbitrator?

[uneven ermine]

Nah

[nimble glade]

Sister of Battle actually

Just plus a Bolter so actually better versatility

[dreamy shuttle]

Zealot is closest with it's Big dmg 1 hit

[uneven ermine]

He has none of his abilities

[uneven ermine]

Someone gets it

[little marten]

in any other fantasy setting huntsman would be top tier vibe

[uneven ermine]

Real

[ripe tangle]

if I was in a Fantasy Setting, I’d legit be a villain who thinks they’re a hero.

[dreamy shuttle]

I don't even know how would they make him better tho

Esp with Scottish Elf at our back

[little marten]

dress him like a witch hunter

[dreamy shuttle]

okay

What's the WORST classes in VT2?

For me it's Huntsmen, Berserker, Shadow, Fanatic.

Sienna is OP

[little marten]

thats a weird way of saying peasant 😈

[dreamy shuttle]

P-EASANT?!

[nimble glade]

Plus a Bolter

[little marten]

id be a slimey alchemist who never made the potion he said he did

[dreamy shuttle]

Evil

[little marten]

sorry thats not a health potion its diet coke 💀

[tall grove]

Seeing as you’re a battle sister, that tracks

[dreamy shuttle]

Potion Seller. I require your stongest Potion.

[latent sand]

Theres no real meta class right?

I really just wanna have fun and be useful

[dreamy shuttle]

Not really no.

[little marten]

cat pheramones

[latent sand]

Ogryn or psyker lore wise seem fun

[uneven ermine]

If I was in a fantasy setting

[ancient violet]

Yeah it's called Psyker 😈

[uneven ermine]

Depending on which

[dreamy shuttle]

You wanna kill me?!

[pseudo timber]

[uneven ermine]

They’re burn me at the stake

[little marten]

no i just want cats to like you

[latent sand]

Okay first time newbie psyker or ogryn first to 2 reacts

[dreamy shuttle]

If I was in fantasy setting, I would drink myself to death, or die against orkcs. I'm short so I would fit for Dwarfs.

[orchid skiff]

psyker

[latent sand]

If it helps im 5’7 and gf is 5’11

[little marten]

ambitious

[ancient violet]

the best "newb" class is prob arbi

get paywalled 😈

[dreamy shuttle]

Sadly I operate on Cm xD I'm 163

[pseudo timber]

Zealots really beginner friendly

[ancient violet]

no

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm short. Mad. And thirsty.

[latent sand]

To be fair the game and dlc was 20$ rn

[formal mortar]

Human fighter is the best class in a fantasy setting

[pseudo timber]

Pray and bonk, it's that simple.

[dreamy shuttle]

AGREED.

[latent sand]

Im also short

[ancient violet]

if u are not on top of specialists you will get yeeted

[little marten]

i was also partial to the ranger vibe

[ancient violet]

Arbi is the "newb" class because the dog kills specials for you

[dreamy shuttle]

They are nowhere near ''newb'' class tbh...

[long trench]

also, that one keystone gives you wallhacks on specials

[dreamy shuttle]

If you want newb class, pick Ogryn

[formal mortar]

Arbs be the easiest class

[dreamy shuttle]

Ogryn is easiest imo

And psykerhardest

[orchid skiff]

arbs players make it look easy because they're so skilled

[latent sand]

Eh i just dk how the game works

[ocean widget]

nah arb is easiest because the dog literally prevents you from being caught by shit

[wheat sphinx]

I am making my friend new to DT a Knife Zealot

life is good

[ocean widget]

trappers
nah
bursters
nah
dogs
nah

[dreamy shuttle]

And you're dead.

[tall grove]

Honestly? For me it was zealot

[dreamy shuttle]

Because normal mobs kill you.

[ancient violet]

Ogryn if the worst class in the game at dealing with specialists, so no

[dreamy shuttle]

Arbs isn't for new players.

Ogryn is best for new people and to learn

[ancient violet]

wrong

I am for new players

[cold fox]

needed a short break from Darktide and played Hunt Showdown, I hate it

[formal mortar]

Dog stuns or pins everything, it pulls dogs off you, you can command the dog when you are down. Arbs are also extremely tanky, have a talent to prevent 1 shots, a stance to tank everything, and dish out high stagger/damage

They are the easiest class to play

[dreamy shuttle]

And what do you think, new players will struggle with?

Specials? Or hordes that kill them and they don't know how to dodge and shove?

[little marten]

they must learn the dance

[formal mortar]

You can get away with less dodging and shoving on an arb than an ogryn

[ocean widget]

yeah extraction shooters suck for people who dont like extraction shooters tbf

[sweet wraith]

Playing as a psyker is painful until you're leveled up almost all the way

[ocean widget]

losing your gear if you die once just isnt a good game for the mentally well

[wheat sphinx]

This is why I never understood Tarkov and shit like that

[little marten]

i love wounding someone on hunt showdown and going out of my way to chase them across the entire map to gun them down for even daring step into the round with a free loadout i wont benefit from

then other 90% of the time i just die

[formal mortar]

It's the adrenaline they are chasing

[wheat sphinx]

Just like, play DT lol

[little marten]

i played that arc raiders playtest and i joined this dude who was far too talkative on the mic i was just repliyng using the yes and no ping, and he ran up to this other group of players asking if they wanted to team up on the mic lmao.. they just blew him tf away

[formal mortar]

You have nothing to lose in dt, having something to lose adds that extra edge of adrenaline

[wicked sentinel]

Worrying about losing things isn't a thing till havoc

[ocean widget]

ah yes
1 havoc rank is comparable to "holy shit thats way too much cash required for a couple guns and ammo"

[little marten]

i still have not touched havoc

who wants to run me through a 40 before bed

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[round mica]

i got you

[little marten]

based

[formal mortar]

I think im at havoc 17 or something. Only did 1

[ocean widget]

dont bother touching havoc until the entire thing gets better

[wheat sphinx]

Also I feel like I will never get auric storm survivor, I will always get ledged by a chaos spawn plague ogryn or barrel

[ocean widget]

you'd be better off painting the ceiling red and grey

[round mica]

do not listen to this

this is bad advice

[wicked sentinel]

It will never get better just worse

[round mica]

let me introduce you all to a havoc 40 with encroaching garden

feel the sharp pains in your chest

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[little marten]

i wish i never got ass

it was such a compelling carrot to chase

[wicked sentinel]

Lol oh you get disconnected from high spawn rate? Fat Shark answer is increase it

[round mica]

you know what’s funny

[ocean widget]

fatshark knows how to make difficulty fun like a vet knows how to fix a rocket engine

[round mica]

this reminds me of the current “ buffs “ in HD2 because they aren’t buffs, it’s actually stealth nerfs to medium pen

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[round mica]

and someone said “ we are tired of nerds, just buff everything “ AH: Fine, we will buff the enemies!

[ocean widget]

checks out for AH

at least AH means asshole so you know what you're getting into

[little marten]

helldivers 2 is an arcade game

[orchid skiff]

what happened?

[ocean widget]

arcade games actually worked though

[round mica]

they are disguising nerfs as buffs and people took the bait

[little marten]

BRO JUST ANNIHLATED SWEDEN

[orchid skiff]

did they really buff enemies ?

[round mica]

yes

[orchid skiff]

that's crazy

[wicked sentinel]

Don't fall for false democracy. The Lex is the only way

[round mica]

but it’s so indirect looking at it on paper looks like buffs

[vocal hawk]

waaah waaah medium pen is balanced waaaaah

[round mica]

but it’s not

[vocal hawk]

let me remind you we failed the MO today and still got a sick ass cape

[round mica]

also, i don’t really care about the balances, but the fact they won’t just go out of their way to be honest with what they are doing is crazy

[vocal hawk]

ok but they made the AMR good

[round mica]

if you wanted to nerf the coyote, just tell your players that what you’re doing

[vocal hawk]

and the coyote is still the best AR in the game

[round mica]

meh

like i said

[ancient violet]

being newb friendly doesn't mean it teaches you the game

this is darktide 😈

[round mica]

i don’t really care enough, but it leaves a bad taste in a lot of people’s mouth

[ocean widget]

"i love being stuck to only a few weapons in a game with a bunch of weapons if i actually want to do anything "

[vocal hawk]

people wanted arrowhead to make all the weapons as good as the coyote and now that they are they’re complaining about it

[tall grove]

Yeah I don’t get it either. I’d rather die to a breeze and lose nothing than loose everything on death

[cold fox]

HD2 is pretty easy

[fossil holly]

I GOT MY A.S.S

I DID IT

[vocal hawk]

most of the weapons are viable now though

[fossil holly]

I GHAVE IT

[cold fox]

just need some competent players

[ocean widget]

not when the game doesnt fucking work

[vocal hawk]

it works fine right now wdym

I’ve experienced like one bug since the patch bug fix thingy (freezing on hort)

[cold fox]

good

[wicked sentinel]

Dodging or blocking. Best training is to throw you in the hardest difficulty with your level 1 weapons so you know only thing you can do is dodge

[cold fox]

I dont know a single person that has issues with hd2, somehow people online always have problems like bro

[orchid skiff]

ok i'm looking at it now
well the issue is that they didn't give any numbers, they kept it vague

[vocal hawk]

the ohdough effect

[orchid skiff]

do we have datamined numbers now?

[dreamy shuttle]

Ogryn makes those things easy. Arby don't

[cold fox]

Its my 3rd day for Darktide, deffo blocking and dodging even though I play a lot of fighting games. its just different here

[dreamy shuttle]

If you don't knowhow to play Arby, you get down.

[hazy kestrel]

Auric Exemplar time.

[cold fox]

I only played Arbite

[round mica]

looking at people do the numbers a lot of the them are nerfs, albeit small but unnecessary

it’s just silly at the end of day

[little marten]

they probably have to buff enemies slyly because people complain its too easy and they cant simply add more enemies because it'll blow up lil billys xbox trying to process it

[hazy kestrel]

And then True Survivor Havoc Hell

[vocal hawk]

helldivers players will complain no matter what

[wicked sentinel]

That is what my trainee looks like in training

[round mica]

gamers in general

[dreamy shuttle]

None of you are new players!

That's the issue

[cold fox]

Malevelon Creek was the worst HD2 experience. Compared to release HD2 gives you so many damn tools

[little marten]

they make us OG complainers look like fad followers

[round mica]

the bitchiest consumer market in the world is 100% gamers

[dreamy shuttle]

Nobody here is new, nobody here has less than 1h in game

[vocal hawk]

ive been playing since the game came out

[cold fox]

newbies deffo do even though its easy now

[vocal hawk]

the bots took my balls

[hazy kestrel]

I may not play Helldivers 2 anymore, but I remember the ‘Creek.

[wicked sentinel]

Oh even better have them be psyker with level 1 weapons in auric

[cold fox]

real ptsd, nothing comes close to it LOL

[dreamy shuttle]

Same here, but we're not in place to give ''tips'' to new players

[hazy kestrel]

THEY’RE IN THE TREES!

[dreamy shuttle]

Becase we long forgot how to be new

[vocal hawk]

creekdivers were so annoying they needed to make a MO for them to get em to shut up and do something else

[little marten]

the creek wasnt even a nightmare lol

[cold fox]

nah, I still teach newbies hd2

[dreamy shuttle]

You see enemy zombie killing you in 2 hits on malice and you refund the game

that's the issue

[cold fox]

there is the "it wasnt event that bad" person

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[little marten]

apologies for not indulging mass hysteria

[dreamy shuttle]

We don't have proper tutortial that takes people seriously, other than YT or Discord

[vocal hawk]

dude you have to trust me the creek was HELL

[wicked sentinel]

Lol I remember being a psyker still on the first mission with level 1 weapons at level 15

[little marten]

lmao i was there..

it was the first bot defense with the bugged spawn rates that was the ass kicking and that wasnt even on the creek

[vocal hawk]

oshaune was miles harder btw

[cold fox]

oshaune is easier

you have so much more tools

lol

did it a full diff 10 campaign yesterday

[vocal hawk]

objectively more difficult

lol

[little marten]

actually.. i dont know why im having any debate about smelldivers lmao, i am wrong, you are right, forgive me

[vocal hawk]

after they fixed the enemies….?

[cold fox]

if we had the same tools as on release, yes

[little marten]

I yield

[dreamy shuttle]

RAAH RAAAH

[cold fox]

after and before, I only play 9 and 10

[vocal hawk]

we’ve reached peak botdive glaze territory

[cold fox]

meanwhile Im dogshit in darktide and cant beat anything past the 3rd difficulty

[hazy kestrel]

I believe in you pal.

[vocal hawk]

don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining

[dreamy shuttle]

HD2 atm has issue with majority of CC leaving, game is breaking people's PC's and Consols. And being unfun as shit playing vs robots