general-chat

[fiery wave]

Dunno. I just have E3 V as replacement.

[astral jungle]

Karlach @ocean widget I'm terrible with names

[ocean widget]

ah ok, thought it was someone i aint seen before

[zinc marsh]

smh throwing markus into the karlach pit from starwars

[astral jungle]

Good thing I'm a mandalorian, go-go gadget wrist flamethrower.

[fiery wave]

I mean, arguing with yourself fine, right?

[ocean widget]

depends on the level

like if you're arguing with hallucinations then you might wanna see the GP but if its just thinking between the pros and cons of actions you're fine

[misty basin]

WHATS THE best class for the new update?

[astral jungle]

Psyker

[misty basin]

what changed

[little marten]

whaaaa

nomad is best tho so thats based

[astral jungle]

@misty basin Everything

[shy sandal]

Prolly psyker

[ocean widget]

ogryn

[rare pulsar]

Psyker no die from gust of wind

[ocean widget]

counterpoint
ogryns get a big stick

[astral jungle]

@ocean widget Ogryns got the humble pickaxe

[shy sandal]

I always thought streetkid was the one that made more sense

[astral jungle]

Smacks everything good with 0 investment

[misty basin]

oohhh thought the best class was Ogryn cause of the grenade laucher and slap stick

[astral jungle]

Still want that 2h hammer

[ocean widget]

yes

both are good

[rare pulsar]

No arby and psyker

Are strongest rn

[little marten]

Streetkid is canon right?

[astral jungle]

Someone link that render of the 2h hammer

[ocean widget]

they all work tbf
shame CDPR fucked up with the origins
seeing god as a streetkid though was nice

[ocean widget]

nope

none are canon

[little marten]

oh ok

[misty basin]

i rmb the last i played is Ogryn>Arbi>Zealot>Psy>Vet this was 2 months back

[shy sandal]

Ya got the flamethrower, ya got the smite on melee weapon, ya got the shield.... Is nice

[astral jungle]

The only canon thing is the ending where you become a background NPC

[elder merlin]

[rare pulsar]

Its supposed to be an rpg duuuh

[ocean widget]

but yeah god became a copper in cyberpunk

[shy sandal]

None are canon, but for me it just makes more sense V would become friends with Jackie because both grew up on the streets instead of just meeting him as a corpo or a nomad.

[astral jungle]

@ocean widget It was unfortunate that PC Jésus had that name. Right before he got cyber bullied by someone with a Sandevistan.

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Totally just dating Judy.

[misty basin]

can link me a build pls pls haha

[ocean widget]

i dont think gaunter is going to be beat by some fuck with a sandy tbf

[sleek harness]

Cyberpunk endings doesn't really matter because ||V dies in all of them||

[ocean widget]

possibly dies*

[astral jungle]

Then you haven't played the game :^)

[shy sandal]

Am away from home

[ocean widget]

you do realise what gaunter o dimm is right?

[shy sandal]

Keep you nomad fanfic away from this server

[ocean widget]

oh i meant the devil path

V doesnt die in that one

[astral jungle]

Some bloke from Witcher 3 or something @ocean widget

[fiery wave]

Technically, if you could fight everything, you'll just win anyway.

[ocean widget]

master mirror, the man who stops time

[fiery wave]

||Uhhh, no. Not in two of them.||

[ocean widget]

if you think god itself is beaten by a simple piece of technology you are out of your mind

[shy sandal]

I hate the amount of copium people have with the nomad ending

[ocean widget]

even adam smasher says davids implant is rudimentary
you dont get anything like davids implant in cyberpunk

the only reason we are able to beat adam in cyberpunk is because the devs wished for us to get high on the power

[astral jungle]

David Martinez says, hello.

[ocean widget]

david martinez's corpse says hello

[shy sandal]

That or because we have Johnny Silverhands memories with V's implants to help us out

[astral jungle]

It's probably in some Arasaka bio-lab

After being rezzed and kept in storage

[fiery wave]

Not even that. ||One of the DLC endings basically is a way out alive.||

[ocean widget]

having some rocker fucks memories wont help
plus V has access to worse implants than david

[ocean widget]

i doubt it
in the end adam blows up davids head

no reason to keep some fucks torso

[fiery wave]

Buffer. 'He' takes some of the load off V so V can abuse more chrome.

[astral jungle]

True.. but one can dream

[ocean widget]

unfortunately doesn't help when we still have worse implants

more does not mean better

[fiery wave]

Depends. Lore wise blackwall stuff.

[ocean widget]

adams got more than enough ice for that to not matter

[shy sandal]

||Wh-Whaaaaat??? I don't get my country gf and live happily ever after? NOOOOOO! This ending SUUUUUCKS!!! Where's my ending where everything is happy???||

[ocean widget]

you dont have someone like adam without them having ice to deal with the blackwall

[astral jungle]

Welcome to dystopia ending 101

The ending is always, bitter sweet.

[zinc marsh]

sadly everytime i've done this its usually been over big things and i usually regret both the thing and the argument

[fiery wave]

Well, I don't mind a happy but shorter life. Better than living and suffering...

[normal sentinel]

Hi

[zinc marsh]

||it ended with the sopranos||

[fiery wave]

I know. Both sides can be wrong and just hurt in different ways.

[storm ember]

the citizens are starving
the rations were blight-tainted
the citizens are starving
the rations were blight-tainted
the citizens are starving
the rations were blight-tainted
the citizens are starving
the rations were blight-tainted

why cant these chuds just eat corpses like the rest of us

[zinc marsh]

look its not my fault the poor citizens cant afford an air frier

[storm ember]

you're in an underhive bro just eat a goddamn rat

[fiery wave]

Open fire+dead rat.

[shy sandal]

I like how every ending is bittersweet in some way or another. You never get what you wanted the way you wanted

[round mica]

man i sure wish we had a power fist

[astral jungle]

Because not everyone has a Ogryn bone-head implant to be as smart, as Ogryns.,

[round mica]

or a melta gun

[astral jungle]

To eat corpses.

[misty basin]

what stat to dump on inferno staff>'

[round mica]

melta gun primary and power fist secondary

[astral jungle]

@misty basin Quell

[fiery wave]

Is life, you know? Unless you are literally the hidden 0.01%.

[stark bobcat]

warp res as low as possible while all other are 80%

[zinc marsh]

look
its not my fault
But he's the asshole that started doing dabs and forgot the oven was on when he grabbed the pizza pan

[astral jungle]

Oh, found a build that said quell

[misty basin]

so quell or warp res

[stark bobcat]

mind sharing?

I wonder if its a playstyle or a very old build (charge was never dump)

warp res for every psyker weapon is dump

BAR 1

only 1

[misty basin]

oh not warp?

[stark bobcat]

voidSTRIKE

[astral jungle]

Its 5 months old

So probably old now

[ocean widget]

holy out of date

[fiery wave]

Even then, you could dump it. XD

[ocean widget]

honestly just listen to ainz

he knows what hes on about

[fiery wave]

As in, the STRIKE.

[zinc marsh]

honestly just dont follow builds and make your own out of intuition :v

[stark bobcat]

fair, warp is still a valid dump on strike but blast raduis just has less value

like 95% of builds are out of date, misinformation, or their own playstyle that is hard to follow

Darktide has so many variables its best to find a build that fits your playstyle

[shy sandal]

Or follow them, but take the time to understand the method to the madness

[stark bobcat]

and is able to handle things you have trouble with

[ocean widget]

while true, people should know what the best dumpstats are because if they dont you'll have fucks going "why does my 60% damage weapon not do as much damage as some guys 80% damage weapon"

[fiery wave]

To most, they won't see or feel the difference anyway.

[stark bobcat]

there is no "best" for any class

I will argue

too many variables to measure

[formal mortar]

Best ogryn build is be ogryn

[stark bobcat]

in terms of weapon/curio/talents

[fiery wave]

Well, common sense would tell you not to dump damage in 99% of cases.

[astral jungle]

@stark bobcat I just want a meme electric blitz build to fry everythiung infinitely

[ocean widget]

if only more people had that

[shy sandal]

Playing ogryn makes me lose braincells. I love it

[fiery wave]

Unless flamer.

[stark bobcat]

I dont play smite so I dont know

[fiery wave]

You can just dump mobility anyway.

[formal mortar]

He said loose instead of lose

[ocean widget]

yeah true

[shy sandal]

I always mix those two up

[zinc marsh]

naw
Make a dogshit build and learn why its dogshit first
If you start with a ""good"" build, You're looking for whats wrong, Which no matter what, Is 90% of the time going to be "Team bad" and such you'll never really notice whats bad until you're hardset in the build

If you start with absolute shit, You'll get the hose and start blasting it till you see what it does right, and from there you can find that wedding ring your wife dropped in the dog food

[astral jungle]

I just got a leadbelcher build, put on the auto shotty and pickaxe and I started blasting

[broken cave]

why the fuck are you people recovering rations again, now we got to deal with 50000 fucking mutants per second

[zinc marsh]

Just bonk them in the head

[formal mortar]

Because melee is more fun

And muties are easy to kill

[zinc marsh]

just bonk in head

simple as

[astral jungle]

@broken cave Because whenever presented choice, people like to be bad about it.

Case in point, open PVP games in non-asian countries.

[zinc marsh]

ok tbf

open pvp

[formal mortar]

Honestly got bored of the gun buffs myself and found team mates died more with those conditions

[shut sorrel]

Hoping the new class will be Admech or a Xeno, specifically a Kroot or Kin

[zinc marsh]

You're giving people the option to just start shooting eachother
Out of boredom they're going to just start shooting eachother

[astral jungle]

Easiest example to make

[shy sandal]

My main problem with that is that... Why go through the hassle when there has already been people who already cracked the nooks and crannies of the game? Seems counter intuitive to do that.

Instead be humble and learn from what others before you have already learned. Go after researching and understanding instead of blindly doing things.

Never act like you know everything, there's always new stuff to learn

[broken cave]

ok fair

[formal mortar]

I know everything that Big E needs me to know

[fiery wave]

Naw, depends. Oggies are more annoying cos nobody can deal with crushers except shooting.

[ocean widget]

wot

do you not bring anti armour melees?

the bully club works great against crushers

[fiery wave]

So, give vet bully club.

[formal mortar]

I melee them with zealot, melee or burst with psyker, krak or shoot with vet, melee or shoot with arby

[ocean widget]

anti armour melees exist for veteran too

[fiery wave]

But no, is more, I can't deal with 10+ crushers alone.

[ocean widget]

where the fuck are you fighting 10+ crushers

[shy sandal]

Shovel or maul are good choices if you don't want stinky swords.

Krak grenades might be useful too

[fiery wave]

Auric event. Lul.

[ocean widget]

bullshit

i aint even fought more than 4 at once in the same comditions

[broken cave]

me the other day when that zealot ran ahead for no reason on fucking heresy

[fiery wave]

Then you got lucky.

[formal mortar]

I play the event on auric and it does not give 10+ crushers, it only does 4 at once

[fiery wave]

4 is like heresy.

[zinc marsh]

Because its easy to read a recipe, Not easy to actually cook if you haven't touched a pan before.

Its easy for me to suggest a power sword shredder build, But if people dont know how the build is suppose to handle and how to play around its intricities, They're going to get caught up in an area that perhaps isn't an orthodox approach and immediately feel like they've been cheated

And, on the other part of this spectrum, It can allow you to find other niche interactions that could make for good build. Sure, you're going to struggle finding some shit.... But i mean someone had to notice weird bugs like boltgun bleed working on dog explosion early in arbites

[shy sandal]

Zealot players being zealot players

[ocean widget]

i think you're exaggerating there mate

nah way you're fighting 10

[fiery wave]

Because that's what I see soloing heresy due to dead servers.

[jaunty path]

4 crushers isn't that bad. I think I got like 10 last match I played

[fiery wave]

Might be less, but then you pepper in bulwarks and no diff.

[jaunty path]

Well

Bulwarks are easier to kill

[storm ember]

I didnt know Karnak twins were affected by arbie stunstick's special so I had the privelage of beating on rinda's right eye until i felt better

[ocean widget]

the dog boltgun isnt really niche TBF
thats known to happen because of vet

[ocean widget]

bulwarks are easier crushers bruh
just get behind them

you still aint fighting 10 crushers and bulwarks

[jaunty path]

LOL SPEAKING IF CAPTAINS SOMEONE LAST MATCH KNOCKED ONE INTO A SILO TO HIS OBLIVION

[ocean widget]

you'll get like 2-3 from an angry ogryn proc

[jaunty path]

Or use Shovel on ogyrn

[ocean widget]

yup

[jaunty path]

Shovel can bypass shield if ur smart

[formal mortar]

Yeah angry ogryn only gives 2 to 3

[quick haven]

Did all the ogryn penances today
I am a certified atoman geezer

[ocean widget]

i prefer to get behind em cus it forces them to turn around

[hazy kestrel]

Palpatine moment

[fiery wave]

You realise they also can be on the map before, right?

[ripe tangle]

Always remember, your mind cannot be corrupted if your mind cannot have thoughts.

[ocean widget]

i can also realise you do just suck ass if you're somehow getting 10 ogryns at once

[jaunty path]

Shovel is seriously good

[ripe tangle]

This is why Ogryn are blessed despite their mutant status.

[ocean widget]

i say we make lucia the first for 'voluntary' lobotomy

[jaunty path]

My father is a mutant and stupid. Could he be a ogyrn in disguise

Hmm..

[ripe tangle]

You cannot lobotomise me, for I am unlobotimisable.

[jaunty path]

Dumb Bitch^

[delicate vapor]

i got lost trying to find this server

[ocean widget]

either the big MT says otherwise, or you are lacking any grey matter
probably the latter given you're a SOB and the big MT is in fallout

[delicate vapor]

Ive seen somewhere

I cant wrap my head around it

[ocean widget]

someone should knock on lucias skull and see if they hear an echo

[delicate vapor]

dink dink

[hazy kestrel]

Is hollow, sah.

[ripe tangle]

You come near me and I’ll break your fingers.

[little marten]

fight fight fight

[jaunty path]

Moves one inch closer menacingly

[ripe tangle]

I cannot allow anyone to defile the body of one of the Emperor’s Property.

[jaunty path]

Lucia could you beat DIO

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-empire-british-soldier-gif-17228488

damn the emperor has slaves? how cringe

[jaunty path]

Normal

[little marten]

we're all slaves to the music

[ripe tangle]

Yes.

[shy sandal]

That's where the research part is important. Learn what's good but why it's good.

All i'm suggesting is to read recipe and then see instructions on how to do recipe with a more experienced cook. Instead of the both extremes of "do recipe blindly" or "cook with no guide and burn the stove"

Suggest the shredder power sword build, but bother to ask why it is good and how it synergizes. Or look up a breakdown on how and why the powersword is good.

Work smart, not hard.

[tawny gorge]

-emperors children

[formal mortar]

Gimme a playlist

[tawny gorge]

enslaved to guitar cocaine

[jaunty path]

You're beating an immortal vampire? What if he hypnotizes you with brain worms?

What about za waurdo

[little marten]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0lIszAfp76Crx4flqAfWx1?si=f037021f742b4405

[formal mortar]

It's 1 song

[little marten]

loop it

until your inner girlboss comes out

[ripe tangle]

I’ve done it before.

and I’ll do it again.

[jaunty path]

No you haven't

[little marten]

im a bit of a freak actually i can't maintain a playlist

[tawny gorge]

top 10 sisters of battle that could beat dio brando so at number 10 we got
thank you for checking out my list remember to like comment and subscribe

[zinc marsh]

Alternatively:

Work hard, Not because of "the principle" or stupid things

But because you chose a game where working hard is half the game

[little marten]

who has time to optimise their spotify in 2025

[ripe tangle]

also I can’t have Brain Worms since my name isn’t RFK

[rare pulsar]

Whats to maintain just slap it all in one playlist

[jaunty path]

He literally gives you brain worms though

Plus

He can drain your blood in an instance

[formal mortar]

Not me that's why I ask other people for playlists or shuffle that ish

[jaunty path]

By just touching you

And

He has laser eyes

[rare pulsar]

Too bad i have aids so hell die a pitifull death

[jaunty path]

(Water jets)

[ripe tangle]

I spill blood, I don’t have any though…

don’t think too hard about it.

[formal mortar]

Got a few thousand songs slapped together in 1 big playlist

[jaunty path]

Lucia how much of your body is machine

[shy sandal]

You are allergic to the concept of "Monkey see, monkey do"

Monkey should not bash his head against a wall untik it works

[jaunty path]

Do you have a pacemaker

[tawny gorge]

(he would do none of these btw)

[ripe tangle]

my arms… my eye

[little marten]

Why the fuck do trains cost so much money in this country

[ripe tangle]

my heart

[formal mortar]

You're a wine glass!

[jaunty path]

Pacemaker

[tawny gorge]

stop time, donut.
go home sleep

[jaunty path]

Nice

[little marten]

I don’t want to take a loan out to travel less than 80 miles what the fuck

I could sprint that in 15 minutes

[jaunty path]

Yeah he could but I didn't wanna jump to that instantly

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak.

[shy sandal]

You guys got trains?

[jaunty path]

He can also just modify your body entirely

He can put your head on a bird

[little marten]

They’re just tax collectors on rails

[ripe tangle]

How much does it cost to go to Scotland by train?

[tawny gorge]

thats what he did the second he let kakyoin do his little bullshit

[jaunty path]

He could turn you vampire

[upper citrus]

is the browser extension stil up?

[ripe tangle]

Missus, isn’t it already established that I’m already one of those?

apparently

[jaunty path]

Probably because he was interrupting the fight

[little marten]

£124

[zinc marsh]

Oh i see what my teammates are doing

about 45% of the time its killing stuff

It could be 50% if they had more movement speed

[little marten]

From London

[jaunty path]

Why am I not bitten yet

:(

[ripe tangle]

Jesus fuck that’s expensive

[shy sandal]

I got tax collectors on wheels here

[hazy kestrel]

“Impossible, no one can deflect the power of Emerald Splash!” — Delusional Kakyoin

[ripe tangle]

Do you want me to bite you?

[jaunty path]

Uhh what was I going to say

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[little marten]

Can someone from like I dunno eastern fringes of mongolia green card marry me so I can leave

[formal mortar]

@little marten another song by her came on called CVNT

[little marten]

Eastern fringes if Mongolia seem fascinating too so win win

[little marten]

Yeah that’s a 6/10 song

[ripe tangle]

I’m not biting you, instead you’ll have to settle with a ridiculously severe ass-whipping.

[little marten]

She’s good tho

[formal mortar]

I forgot to set the 1st song to loop

[jaunty path]

Not opposed

[hazy kestrel]

Good enough.

[ripe tangle]

Emperor, I pray to thee, why must I be surrounded by the Freaky?

[shy sandal]

My guy, have you ever heard of a Guide? Build Breakdowns? Tierlists? Tutorials? Or do you actually think people don't search about the games they play?

[zinc marsh]

Because the emperor, too, was a freak

[little marten]

You know things are bad when I get YouTube adverts for porn addiction therapy

[ripe tangle]

Blasphemy.

I should shoot you for that.

[jaunty path]

Sends that one meme of Misato from Evangelion to your mind

[zinc marsh]

My guy, have you not noticed i've been actively taking the piss?

[formal mortar]

Somehow it jumped to Jesus is the one (I got depression)

These random spotify recommendations are fun

[shy sandal]

No, not really

[ripe tangle]

[zinc marsh]

bruv

[little marten]

Cardi B

[jaunty path]

LOL

[little marten]

Actually tbf she’s washed up

[zinc marsh]

I need to make my shitposting less convincing

[little marten]

I could fix her but she’s too busy breaking up with Offset every third weekend of the month

[formal mortar]

Nah, not her

[ripe tangle]

anyway

I’m going to go watch anime and get ready for work after that

[clever horizon]

gooner🫵

[ripe tangle]

idk what I’m going to watch though

[shy sandal]

Can you even consider it a shitpost when you put that amount of effort into it?

[little marten]

Not me

I haven’t given my details to the internet so I’m banned from boobs

[jaunty path]

Good

No more breasts.

[formal mortar]

@little marten https://open.spotify.com/track/1YR9iNGXtsbrd8deR9ULDD?si=mm7muD47S-ue53FJpDwTvw
It's Zack Fox and Kenny Beats

[little marten]

Fine by me I have a league of legends career to reignite

[little marten]

Will listen in 2 mins when I go back upstairs

[formal mortar]

It's just funny, not really good

[shy sandal]

Wait, what?

[zinc marsh]

it is barely even 10 in the morning
I'm on my fourth bowl, and only one was cereal
And currently my cat is half slouched on my lap

Just saying, I've put more effort in actually getting out of bed some days

[ripe tangle]

Porn Addiction is unfortunately more common than you might think…

[jaunty path]

I think Dio could survive well in a hive city

Yeah I'm horribly addicted to corn I can't stop eating it

[zinc marsh]

you mean JJBA Dio?

[little marten]

Love corn salsa

changed my life actually

[ripe tangle]

Cornhub

[jaunty path]

Why do you not have an adblocker.

[little marten]

It was like an advert disguised as a video

[ripe tangle]

because he doesn’t have a license for it.

[jaunty path]

So a recommendation

[little marten]

A wild recommendation

[ripe tangle]

do you need a license for fishing in England?

I assume so

[little marten]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

A...fishing license?

[little marten]

To be honest

[jaunty path]

Sounds believable I guess.

[little marten]

It's a good thing

Because needless to say we're a small island and most fisheries actually struggle with maintaining good carp supplies

[shy sandal]

Didn't Terry Crews have it?

[little marten]

Also a lot of instances of people basically smuggling the carp

[shy sandal]

I remember it almost ruined his marriage

[shy sandal]

Bro was doomscrolling youtube shorts but doesn't want to admit

[zinc marsh]

also-

STOP RESEARCHING GAMES YOU PLAY

You dont need to minmax yourself out of enjoying certain aspects of the game nor the act of discovery

Darksouls and its kin were a joyous wealth of new exploration but a damning bane upon the public thinking of such things

[little marten]

My youtube is pretty generic 17 year old man youtube

Racism

Boobs

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, and he’s recovered a lot in the past decade

and he’s quite open about helping people with addiction without judgment

[tall grove]

I only look things up when it’s a mechanic that’s poorly explained/worded

[ripe tangle]

which is actually kind of a Chad thing of him to do tbh

[tawny gorge]

who doesnt think its common lmfao

[little marten]

I lack the willpower for porn addiction

[shy sandal]

I do it when i get stuck and have no clue wtf i'm supposed to do

[little marten]

Problem is its just rebranded as gooning and pushed

[tall grove]

Fair enough

[tawny gorge]

besides carpet bombing the place what would stop him?

[ripe tangle]

is there a superhero called Goonman? does he have a Goonmobile and a Gooncave?

[little marten]

i watched titan ae today and the professor turtle is called goony lol

[tawny gorge]

goons work for the bad guy though

how does that work?

[ripe tangle]

he’s a villain protagonist maybe?

idfk

[shy sandal]

It's an open secret, we were talking about youtube posting porn addiction help ads and how weird that is

[little marten]

ban corn and ban gambling

[shy sandal]

He's the ultimate jobber

[tall grove]

The ultimate gooner

[zinc marsh]

so like
gambling or like
gambling as a concept

[little marten]

everything including the word

[shy sandal]

Corn farmers fuming rn

[tall grove]

Also, average Darktide gen chat discussion

[zinc marsh]

welp cant have children now

[little marten]

the only gamble that should be acceptable is risking a fart on the tube in the hope its silent

it never is 😈

[formal mortar]

Just let it rip

[zinc marsh]

"just cough to mask the sound"

[tall grove]

Make it as loud as possible to assert dominance

[little marten]

its pretty hard to hear over the 40 people all simultaneously watching tiktok

[cold fox]

got my first 2 weapons to 500 😄

[zinc marsh]

cough

>EARTH SHATTERING KABOOM

[ripe tangle]

instructions unclear, you win the negative lottery and shit your pants.

[zinc marsh]

-# remember never let them tell you loud isn't funny

[little marten]

Risk is my middle name

Jenny Risk Patrick

[formal mortar]

If they ask if you shit yourself, the proper response is i won't know until I change in 48 hours

[little marten]

oops doxxed myself

[zinc marsh]

dude how could you

you had the perfect cover too

who expects someone to have a first name as their last name?

[ripe tangle]

People from Wales

[tawny gorge]

is of rain your last name?

[little marten]

of rain 2

[zinc marsh]

Well fuck Wilson Wilson

[formal mortar]

I just played risk of rain 2 last night

[little marten]

Some first names are fine as surnames

[formal mortar]

We killed all 3 end bosses in 1 run

[jaunty path]

Idk.

Hmm

[zinc marsh]

frogger loop

[tawny gorge]

no

no powerscaling

[jaunty path]

Im not lmao

[tawny gorge]

im not gonna talk powerscaling for 24 hours

kill all powerscalers

[jaunty path]

Im not de

Dw

[jaunty path]

Real

[tall grove]

They’re all dumb anyway since goku solos anything

He’s gokuversal

[ripe tangle]

It’s common in Wales and people who’re Welsh to have common first names as last names, for example having names like James, Thomas, Morgan, William, Owen, etc.

they’re usually male names though

[shy sandal]

Even Morbius?

[jaunty path]

No one can guess my name

[little marten]

I know a bunch of welsh folks with those surnames actually

[tawny gorge]

jamal

[formal mortar]

Your name is Melvin

[tall grove]

“If he used all his power, he might give me a little trouble”

[zinc marsh]

John Jakobheimerschmidt?

[jaunty path]

Very incorrect

[tawny gorge]

jaquantantavious the 3rd

[little marten]

you're a zoomer

so you probably have a zoomer name

[tall grove]

Adrian

[tawny gorge]

woah the sheogorath song

[little marten]

CHANTELLE

[round mica]

what is the class ladies play the most in darktide

[tawny gorge]

walk in this bitch, i stay zoomin

all my seducers rock that louie

[zinc marsh]

'bro you cannot get this upset over a person named James after the Gif vs Jif debate'

[round mica]

i want to convert a woman from playing shitty game like overwatch into darktiding

and make her buy me plastic miniatures

[tawny gorge]

theres no deathguard so idk

[tall grove]

Prolly zealot

[jaunty path]

pain to suffering

[round mica]

lies ladies play only assspanking faction in tabletop which is nids

[formal mortar]

Most ladies i know which play darktide play ogryn

[little marten]

women in darktide 🤢

they should really stick to resto druids

[tawny gorge]

i've unironically seen way too many girl playing death guard i believe the stereotype

[zinc marsh]

implying some goth gremlin isn't going to play stealth orks for the shits n' giggles

[round mica]

kind of makes sense if you ask me tho if you think about it

[tall grove]

Girls are stinky

[tawny gorge]

i dont even get it, like it should be battle sisters

or

im not gonna make that joke

[zinc marsh]

-# something something daddy nurgle loves you

[little marten]

dont allude to a spicy joke

[jaunty path]

@tawny gorge I think Dio can be dismembered, but not truly killed. I think it would be required to attack his actual stand to kill him.

[little marten]

and not make the spicy joke

[shy sandal]

I've seen some vet players aswel.

[round mica]

so actually real talk guys ofc i dont expect normal sane answers because we are all neurodivergent here in gen chat

[tawny gorge]

his stand scales massively ftl.

[round mica]

what are current legit expectations from a class

[jaunty path]

I'm murdering you

[zinc marsh]

mmmmmmaybe they just like green.

[round mica]

is iti going to be a fucking ratling isnt it

[jaunty path]

I thought you said no powerscaling

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

Ive played with ladies on every class, just majority i encounter are on ogryn

[tawny gorge]

i have to correct the bs i read

[formal mortar]

One that I watch playing havoc 40 runs ogryn primarily but does all the classes

[round mica]

my logic here is basically

every sci-fi / fantasy shit needs to have 3 distinct versions of human

1. Normal sized human
2. Bigger human (ogryn)
3. Gnome / dwarf

[jaunty path]

You think DIO is a psyker by default in the 40k seting

[round mica]

so by elimination

[jaunty path]

I never said he'd die

[round mica]

we gonna get a fucking dwarf

[little marten]

guys the clocks went back by an hour last night and now im jetlagged

[formal mortar]

They did?

[zinc marsh]

bro

you cant do this to me

[little marten]

BST IS OVER

[round mica]

Tyrion-Lannister is going to be my char name if we do get a ratling

[zinc marsh]

My coffee machine is already like such a fucking bitch because it resets for no reason

[formal mortar]

Oh mine go back Nov 2nd

[zinc marsh]

time has no meaning to me already

[round mica]

like kayex said

time is relative

success is inevitable

[little marten]

time is a fictional measurement of disappointment

[tawny gorge]

and if you dont succed

[zinc marsh]

Time is measured in circles and thats why clocks are round

[round mica]

time is measured by amounts of seconds i spend with your mom

i am a fast shooter

[formal mortar]

I want to make a zealot called booty warrior for a 0 to 30 run, wonder if it'd get filtered

[little marten]

i dont envy you

[round mica]

i would be pleasently surprised if you did

[tall grove]

It’d be weird if you did

[round mica]

[little marten]

i dunno some people have hot mums

[tall grove]

Average Elden ring character:

[zinc marsh]

i mean can i have her back

i need my taxes done

[jaunty path]

fnf gf body pillow

[round mica]

i wonder what would be an acceptable body pillow to have in case you have a lady come over to your place and she doesnt freak out and instantly walk out

[rare pulsar]

Ryan Gosling

[round mica]

so real

[rare pulsar]

She wont complain…and neither will i

[round mica]

like a real hero

[tall grove]

A furry, a dude, anything that isn’t a child that’s “actually three thousand years old”

[round mica]

my actual thought was make a body pillow of myself

to show a bit of egoism

[rare pulsar]

I swear shes 4000 years old 💀

[formal mortar]

Could just go with a body pillow that doesn't have a character on it

[rare pulsar]

Thats…just a pillow tho

[formal mortar]

It's still a body pillow

[tall grove]

Narcissus

[formal mortar]

They're pillows for your body

[tawny gorge]

also gay

[jaunty path]

ur gay

[ocean widget]

why are you giving body pillows to your children mind of sid

[formal mortar]

I dont have children

[jaunty path]

Because theyre nice

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[tawny gorge]

lets check the book of life

[jaunty path]

and bodypillows dont always have designs on them

[tawny gorge]

book of life says

[tall grove]

“Officer, I swear she’s actually an ancient dragon” “and you’re not cracking the dragon form? I’m arresting you off that”

[round mica]

no kink shaming

[jaunty path]

woaw da mexican movie..

[round mica]

gay is nice not gay nice too

anything goes

when in rome

[elder merlin]

You guys use body pillows? I just kidnap a guy off the street every night

[rare pulsar]

Officer please!

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/llamas-with-hats-carl-gif-11198275

[formal mortar]

Actually everyone should have thigh pillows

[rare pulsar]

I cuddle the homeless

[elder merlin]

[rare pulsar]

Their cute

[tall grove]

We can’t have this kind of non-based in society

[tawny gorge]

i give them alcohol and ciggarettes

[rare pulsar]

Real

[jaunty path]

I suplex the homeless

it hardens them

[tawny gorge]

you don't have any swag points to do that

[formal mortar]

Do you also suplex trains?

[tall grove]

*they’re

[rare pulsar]

Yes forgive me master

It wont happen again

[tall grove]

It had better not, or I’ll call goku and tell him you’re not eating your veggies

[rare pulsar]

Wat

I hope you asked for permission

[round mica]

i wonder what kind of historic figure body pillow would be making me seem like proper chad

[jaunty path]

OKay so in Yakuza

[rare pulsar]

Napoleon

[tall grove]

Gengis khan

[jaunty path]

do you need consent to fight someone

[whole glade]

i love a good nap

:3

[rare pulsar]

Uhhm yeah

[formal mortar]

Always ask for consent

[rare pulsar]

Atleast to „harden“ them

[tawny gorge]

keep going

[zinc marsh]

Markiplier.
Deadpool
BT-7274

[jaunty path]

No you dont you get into fights at random all the time in yakuza

[tawny gorge]

grrrrr you redditor

kamehameha

[zinc marsh]

"Redditor"
Replies in weeb

[rare pulsar]

True

I should reconsider my moral standarts

[formal mortar]

You can walk away from most fights in yakuza

[rare pulsar]

According to yakuza

[tawny gorge]

the 2 are not mutual

[formal mortar]

Or use tissues to get out of fights

[tall grove]

Cowardice in the field. Mandated edict: lashings followed by mercy sanction

[tawny gorge]

also dragonball is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy 2 ingrained into culture to be weeb

[jaunty path]

But you can also just get into fights

[tawny gorge]

your grandma knows who goku is

[zinc marsh]

my grandma's dead

[jaunty path]

It's normie weeb shit alr.

[formal mortar]

Yeah but everyone who is getting in the fight is consenting to duke it out

[tawny gorge]

natural death? not even the dragoon balls can bring her back

[jaunty path]

No not Kiryu he doesn't want to sometimes

[tawny gorge]

ew whats up with that 2 internet words combo

[formal mortar]

Kiryu accepts it because of the life he chose, so he may not want to but he has consented

[tawny gorge]

use 1 at the time please

[zinc marsh]

My Grandma's Dead And You Make Dragon Ball Jokes About It

-# and its not even a dragon deez balls joke smh

[jaunty path]

Are you an ancient relic

[elder hare]

Yes

[formal mortar]

Kiryu also notably does not consent to harming women, as if you do the boss fight in like a dragon, he wont harm the female characters

[tawny gorge]

is that a vaatividya emblem

[jaunty path]

aw

[formal mortar]

If they do attack him and he does a counter it's in a way that wouldnt actually hurt them

[zinc marsh]

yes

[tawny gorge]

no i'm a dummy

go play halo

[zinc marsh]

the defenestration of our gif permissions is a crime upon the funny

[little marten]

😼

[formal mortar]

I know lot of people here have played souls games. Have any of you played Let It Die?

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/let-it-die-gif-16851571680202593785

[narrow ledge]

dude even optimization for vt2 is bad

[zinc marsh]

optimization?

in this economy?

[whole glade]

guh

[orchid skiff]

greetings citizens

[jaunty path]

I wonder how vulerable my mother is to joining a cult

[tall grove]

Aquila, Rewdy’s posting again

[jaunty path]

Blood.

[orchid skiff]

😭

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

[tall grove]

Seeing as she apparently married your father, very

[orchid skiff]

It's ok... put all your sins in me and Aquila will put me on a cross

[ocean widget]

nobodys putting you on a cross

we all know you'd get off on that

[little marten]

Sins 😈

[ocean widget]

has your mother consumed any flavour aid within the past 72 hours

[zinc marsh]

you see, you're all going on the wrong path

instead

How broad is your definition of "cult"

[south jetty]

broad like your forehead

(joking)

[zinc marsh]

look you're just jealous cuz no one wants to play tic tac toe on your forehead

[whole glade]

guh

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

me when

[south jetty]

I'm not jealous because my tiny dense skull makes it harder to get shot by snipers

[zinc marsh]

I just tilt my head and let the angular mass provide thicker armor and a higher chance to deflect

[normal linden]

Anyone sees issues in their matches right now? It was fine 30 mins ago, now I've tried two matches, and I see mobs running in places, teammates teleporting, all the things

it's unplayable for me

[leaden granite]

A mutant grabbing you and triggering deamonhost is fucking annoying

[zinc marsh]

Remember
Mogging on the snipers provide Tactical Defense

[south jetty]

You wouldn't get it right. Your forehead would shatter like a brittle dinner plate at one laspistol shot

[zinc marsh]

Oh Laspistol just makes it easier

BREAK OUT THE TURTLEWAX

[shy sandal]

Get grabbed lmao

[orchid skiff]

Get grabbed lmao

[ocean widget]

dont worry
we're getting daemonic mutants in december

fatsharks christmas gift event enemy

they grab you, deal half your current HP in corruption damage and disappear

[zinc marsh]

Oops All Daemonhosts

[tall grove]

Redundant statement. All mutants are chaotic abominations

[ocean widget]

daemonic

not abominable

[little marten]

a rooster illusion

[tall grove]

Same difference

[ocean widget]

no actually

[zinc marsh]

"daemonic"
"abominable"
guys stop talking about your ex wife

[ocean widget]

ones caused by mutations
ones caused by the warp

[ocean widget]

jokes on you i dont have the skills to get a wife

[tall grove]

Both are heresy

[ocean widget]

and yet they are different forms

[little marten]

just become a streamer

[peak falcon]

Become a bolt pistol.

[ocean widget]

if becoming a streamer was the key to eternal happiness i still wouldnt do it ngl

having any chance of being associated with those specific fuckwits, no fuckin thanks

[peak falcon]

Would you do it if it was a party streamer? Not a content streamer?

[ocean widget]

i had to realise you meant the object and not someone getting drunk on stream

[peak falcon]

My question remains unanswered.

[ocean widget]

and it shall remain forever so because being a sentient object sucks

[peak falcon]

What if you lose your sentience in the process? You cannot do anything but be.

[light fern]

Are there dedicated drunk streamers?

[ocean widget]

that'd still suck to be fair given the concept of a soul

[ocean widget]

its twitch so yeah

[light fern]

do they get sponsored by addiction services?

[ocean widget]

i mean they get relapses from ludwig, does that count

what was his name

fuckin mango or smth

him ludwig and a couple peeps all got drunk n mango relapsed his alcoholism because of it

[hard dagger]

Hello, before i buy the game, has the sudden crash bug been patched

i read about it in reviews

Like during a run the game can just crash

[light fern]

oh shit, that's a tough time. i remember when i relapsed, it sucked

i still drink now, but 90% less

[ocean widget]

no

[light fern]

I made it 6 months i think

[ocean widget]

RIP
dont die

[hard dagger]

have they atleast addressed the issue?

[light fern]

Oh i won't. I don't drink hazardous amounts

[ocean widget]

[light fern]

Next week starting to run for the first time as a hobby

[ocean widget]

wheyyyyyy

[light fern]

I've never been a runner at all, always walked

[ocean widget]

if you die im going to kill you again

[hard dagger]

?

[ocean widget]

the answer is no

[light fern]

I'm too rare and weird to die

[hard dagger]

Alright so is it even worth buying

[ocean widget]

do you like commiting knife crime against diseased individuals

[light fern]

the "everything is cringe" era has much more fruit to bare for when i become a burned out old stand up comic in 10 years

[ocean widget]

if no, its alright
imo as a new player fuck no

the new difficulty system is fucking abysmal for new players

[light fern]

o shit i havent played darktide in ages

i forget what class i played, my memory is shit. second i see a screenshot of it i'll remember

[blissful kiln]

darktide bad

[light fern]

who is that

kpop?

[blissful kiln]

Vampirene

[light fern]

What is she known for?

[low hemlock]

if u can tolerate the random Russian Roulette of crashes and Disconnections from servers mid match

then yeah

[tall grove]

That gif

[light fern]

Ah, 15 second wonder

[ocean widget]

i mean

yeah but fuck that difficulty system sucks

[light fern]

Wow, so darktide is unstable now?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-meme-astronaut-gif-23926290

[low hemlock]

[tall grove]

I haven’t found it that bad

[light fern]

Fuck, that wasn't often when i played

[ocean widget]

what difficulty are you at

[low hemlock]

Imagine if u played Darktide during launch, Nevermore

u would lose yo shit

[blissful kiln]

always has been

[tall grove]

Auric now

[ocean widget]

ok cool

now imagine dealing with the morons in heresy and damnation 50+ times

10 times a class not including extra characters

[light fern]

i think that's why i quit

[low hemlock]

Darktide isn’t as “unstable” a fee years back

tho FatShark is slowly improving it

[ocean widget]

if you quit over like 5-6 months ago then nah that wouldnt be why

[light fern]

and it constantly being implied i was a dark skinned gentlemen in a most derogatory way

[vocal hawk]

I love the constitution!!!!

[ocean widget]

yeah 4 months ago the update was

[ocean widget]

let me guess
your characters skin wasnt up to a black templar fans preference

[light fern]

Oh no, i'm a pale bitch

As are my characters

[ocean widget]

oh christ

[blissful kiln]

must be playing on US servers

[light fern]

Nope, EU

Probably russian player

[low hemlock]

Damn U aint the only one

I’d remember back last years before the Unlocked and Loaded update

playing the Power-Matrix Map had one vet and two Zealots constantly said rasict as shit on the voice comms from beginning to end of match cuz my Ogryn was black

haven’t heard from them since

[light fern]

It's pathetic as fuck

on css years ago i used to get on mic with a pitch shifter to make my voice low and would be like "Now why you gotta say stuff like that man?" and they'd start acting HELL guilty

[tall grove]

Racism is indeed pathetic

[wraith kraken]

I remember I bought and then refunded Mordhau because every server I joined, literally everyone was racist

and I'm not even black but they just kept calling me the most heinous shit ever lol

[light fern]

I think the most offensive aspect of it is how utterly stupid and anti evolution it is

[orchid skiff]

how the fuck

[ocean widget]

its a medieval game rewdy

[light fern]

it gets a bit much, sometimes it's shocking how creative they get too

[tall grove]

This just in: bigotry is illogical. More at five.

[ocean widget]

for some reason racists are attracted to medieval games like moths to a lamp

[light fern]

Station has had funding cut, more of world's wildest police videos at 5

[wraith kraken]

I'm not even joking. I joined 6 different servers and I was like "aight, this game is chalked, guess I'll go back to Chivalry"

[orchid skiff]

I have 1000 hours in mordhau and I met racist people less than 10% of the time, which is a lot but not as much as 100% of the time under 2 hours

[light fern]

OMFG THAT WAS LIKE FOR ME IN CHIVALRY 2

[blissful kiln]

people hate those who are different than them, it's always been like that

[tall grove]

Acorn hits windshield, what happens next is shocking

[light fern]

made the mistake of leaving a trans reference on profile, holyyyyyyyy fuck the shit i copped for it

[ocean widget]

strange then

[ocean widget]

oof

[light fern]

drops illegally modified pistol, shoots 5 dogs and destroys a priceless antique car

[tall grove]

Oof

[orchid skiff]

you have a gift

[light fern]

Yeah i just wear it with pride now, i let people dig their own hole and watch people turn on them. i don't need to retaliate

[tall grove]

Only after doing five combat rolls away from the car

[minor narwhal]

i liked throwing flaming chickens at people in chiv 2

[wraith kraken]

I would just bonk people with barrels

[minor narwhal]

peak

[light fern]

fifteen racial slurrs later and one comprimised case with 20 witnesses statement suddenly burnt in a bin outside the police station

[wraith kraken]

Having an intense "immersive" duel when suddenly a barrel flies out of nowhere and kills you.

[tall grove]

Elden ring

[light fern]

We all remember what happened with OJ, right?

Shit, the naked gun 4 made an AWESOME reference to it

[blissful kiln]

what happened to orange juice?

[light fern]

His on screen son just looks at the camera and goes "nuh uh, hell no"

[pseudo timber]

Beat to a pulp

[low hemlock]

yea police never see Online threats as an “immediate danger”

until something or someone dies and THEN they will finally DO their job

🥀

[light fern]

Football player/actor did in his wife and her friend, cop was racist on court evidence and it broke the case when he was guilty as hell. So much to the point his defence attorney regretted it until he died

[ocean widget]

they do if its against an MP

[minor narwhal]

put arbites on the case and both victim and perpretator would get bonked

[wraith kraken]

I mean, they classify it as "online harrassment" but yeah the result stays the same.

[light fern]

In the UK, facebook comments are 10x worse than threats

[ocean widget]

lad over here sent a death threat to nigel and got 5 years

[tall grove]

And the FBI says that they had them on a watchlist

[low hemlock]

yea tho from what I’ve heard the UK police actually put those in jail for it

[light fern]

Yeah, police state, it's sad

[low hemlock]

yeah like THAT will ever will do something

[light fern]

Serious threats yeah, but they lock away a lot of people over nothing

[tall grove]

“We knew this was gonna happen we swear”

[wraith kraken]

"Give em the ol' Kasrkin double tap"

[light fern]

God, has anyone ever read the tabloids/news from the UK? It's the most depressing shit you'll ever read

[orchid skiff]

Most of you should be locked up tbh

[ocean widget]

i mean it was an afghan national with an AK tattooed below his eye so he'd stick out like a sore thumb before he ever reaches nigel

[ocean widget]

thats because its designed to get reform into power

[blissful kiln]

says the man with dog mpreg sticker

[wraith kraken]

h u h

[light fern]

I somehow don't think someone who has a tattoo like that would do shit, seem to be all about performance art

[ocean widget]

tories left so they wouldn't have to deal with the shit labours dealing with
labours becoming more far-right
reforms getting into power for easy censorship and monitoring

[minor narwhal]

among us crewmate tattoo under eye

[light fern]

Scariest things about real psychos is they look just like everyone else

[blissful kiln]

that's crazy

[light fern]

I wanted to visit the UK, but then the massive wave of anti trans shit, i'd rather not get bashed by chavs

[minor narwhal]

i think we should put new types of mold in jk rowlings house

[ocean widget]

its not the chav's who'd bash you lad

[light fern]

I actually had mould in my AC, it drove me insane

[tall grove]

[orchid skiff]

nuke uk and america and achieve world peace

[ocean widget]

its the wank fucks who'd remove any access to your medical care n shit

[ocean widget]

as a brit
yeah fuck it why not, not like this shitpit could get worse

[tall grove]

France first

[light fern]

lol, the ol' neutron bomb

destroys all biological material and leaves infrastructure alone

[light fern]

that was a wonderweapon of the 80's never built, but they made a bunch of movies and shit about it

France and England need to kiss and makeup, they're exactly the same

[ocean widget]

the day france and england become the same is when the british empire rises again, which certainly aint fuckin happening anytime soon

[light fern]

Both fierce football fanataics, both have food culture reputation, both hate foreingers

[light fern]

both have amazing ways of swearing unlike everywhere else in the world

[orchid skiff]

France has no equals

[cold fox]

1 more lvl until I maxxed my first character!

[light fern]

both make cars that look amazing and leak oil like sieves

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[tall grove]

We need to kill all French people (except fem savant)

[hard crane]

nice, what class did you pick

[cold fox]

I straight up bought the dlc lol

[hard crane]

peak

[orchid skiff]

EVERYTHING UNDER THE HEAVENS BELONGS TO FRANCE

[blissful kiln]

oh la la

[ocean widget]

wait is lucia french?

[hard crane]

now can you please explain in precise detail where heaven is located

[ocean widget]

@ripe tangle oi wanker, you french?

[hard crane]

just so we can prove if this statement is true or not

[orchid skiff]

Above the sky

[light fern]

can we get vinnie jones as an ogryn skin

and his voice lines are just quotes from eurotrip

[blissful kiln]

Lucia is korean american I think

[ocean widget]

oh yeah lucias korean

[light fern]

"Ay lads, that fellas got a frog football shit on, let's give this nancy a FUCKING GOOD KICKING"

[hard crane]

got it so the entirity of space is still ours

[ocean widget]

think she mentioned a french keyboard one time so that must've made me think that

[blissful kiln]

blimey

[light fern]

ya know, cause he was juggernaut in xmen

[orchid skiff]

Go on, leave the planet

[blissful kiln]

mon dieu, ce chat est vraiment rejecté

[hard crane]

nah i like leeching off others

[blissful kiln]

oui oui

[velvet hill]

how does getting new weapons work like if i bought this transcendent weapon would it be as good as if i was level 30?

[light fern]

mein gott ich can lesen das sprache nicht

[orchid skiff]

Why did you insult Aquila's mother

[light fern]

x.x

[ocean widget]

dont

[hard crane]

the color of a weapon simply shows how many blessings / traits it has on it

[hard crane]

what you're looking for is the stats % of the weapons

[ocean widget]

just buy a weapon fromt brunts armoury with the defense/mobility dumpstat

[light fern]

that dude has a glorious goatee

[velvet hill]

ok

[blissful kiln]

ja ja, gehumneslicht

[ocean widget]

everything in a weapon is changeable except the % stats

[velvet hill]

ok

[light fern]

i don't know that word ;p

[blissful kiln]

no, unless you want to try something out wait till 30 to buy stuff, it`ll be higher level

[elder merlin]

Nobody does, he is just makin shit up

[light fern]

I figured, since i've never heard the locals say it lol

[ocean widget]

i mean its german so just ask licht

[elder merlin]

Tag him

[blissful kiln]

it`s a north-eastern dialect

[light fern]

i just asked my wife who is german, she didn't recognise it

;p

[blissful kiln]

only spoken in a small village where i`m from

[elder merlin]

Translate, @somber stream

[ocean widget]

@somber stream oi wanker

[elder merlin]

[light fern]

you live ostdeutsch?

[blissful kiln]

blimey, guvna

[jaunty path]

Hey everyone

[light fern]

ich tut mir leid :<

[jaunty path]

Daily reminder

The Imperium is objectively good

[blissful kiln]

objectively based

[ocean widget]

objectively incompetent

[jaunty path]

Lets fucking torture this guy

Ok I need to leave goodbye beta males

[light fern]

what about the girls? what are we?

omega?

[jaunty path]

AND FEMALES.

[light fern]

zeta?

=p

[tall grove]

You don’t exist

[amber delta]

you try managing a government of million worlds and tell me how competent you can make it look

[ocean widget]

estrogen is just a self banishment spell

[light fern]

I never understood the whole alpha beta thing, they cry about multiple gender identities then make up all these different frat greek terms

[ocean widget]

oh its shrimple

its based on a debunked wolf study

[light fern]

i'll give it a go

[ocean widget]

hold on

[amber delta]

can you stream your progress

[elder merlin]

Are ya'll still on about that stupid shit?

[ocean widget]

https://www.newyorker.com/science/elements/the-myth-of-the-alpha-wolf

[light fern]

absolutely

[elder merlin]

Its astrology sign type shit but for guys

[hard crane]

so first things first, I dont.

[orchid skiff]

Alpha means dominant winner
Beta means submissive loser
Omega is beta that can get mpreg

[ocean widget]

not even that

[light fern]

What's sigma?

[orchid skiff]

me

[ocean widget]

that one guy from overwatch

[amber delta]

sigma is Bateman

[elder merlin]

#general-chat message

[amber delta]

[hard crane]

then what is that melody

[light fern]

yeah what does it mean

[blissful kiln]

Sigmar

[light fern]

normies?

[elder merlin]

What would you call it then?

[ocean widget]

the alpha shit has a basis in reality if that basis was in highly specific conditions that people used for the whole thing due a lack of research on the subject

[ocean widget]

99% bollocks

as compared to 100% bollocks

[elder merlin]

Its the wolf shit, which was just parents raising their kids

[shy sandal]

Bless this Ravaged Body

[tall grove]

“Bollocks”

[cold fox]

someone said german?

[tall grove]

British jumpscare

[ocean widget]

yeah
the wolves were in containment so it wasnt even proper studies

[elder merlin]

Guten tag

[light fern]

guten abend

[blissful kiln]

I mean, jokes aside, it's just men calling themselves better and stronger than other men. Sigma > Alpha > Beta\Omega something like that

[cold fox]

sers

[blissful kiln]

it's dumb, but it's not hard to comprehend

[elder merlin]

Lol really? I thought they were in the wild?

[light fern]

what about normal guys, but they just have huge balls

[ocean widget]

nah mate

[cold fox]

omega 3 is important

[tall grove]

Gay astrology

[blissful kiln]

if you're confident and successful you're alpha\sigma whatever

[shy sandal]

Pretty much

[blissful kiln]

people want to be confident and successful

[elder merlin]

Bruh, what was it with scientists removing animals from their habitat and studying them in a random cage/space way back?

[blissful kiln]

men specifically

[light fern]

I am confident most people are full of shit and the game of life is rigged

[elder merlin]

People way back were fuckin backwards as hell sometimes

[hard crane]

because we gotta artificially give every animal depression to study it

[light fern]

of course i'm not sigma, i'm a chick

[elder merlin]

We still are, but some of the shit just has me scratchin my head

[orchid skiff]

an alpha one ?

[elder merlin]

When i read old shit

[tall grove]

Sorry, you don’t exist

[light fern]

No, a bitter one. Think witch in the woods

[ocean widget]

"In nature, wolf packs are groups of mostly genetically related individuals, nearly always consisting of an older breeding pair and a generation or two of their offspring. Hierarchy is mainly based on the parent-offspring relationships. Dominance between siblings are somewhat established by power struggles but most of this occurs between juveniles. Adults expend the majority of their energy acquiring food and coverage a huge range of territory in search of more food and occasionally defending it from competition. Thus, the hierarchy is pretty stable, rarely violently enforced, and based very much on the age and experience of individuals in the group."

[amber delta]

chickens cannot be witches

[elder merlin]

I wish i could be a witch in the woods

[ocean widget]

basically because the wolves are locked up they have a sort of prison hierarchy

[light fern]

it's worth it.

take estrogen and move country ❤️

[shy sandal]

Mfs expect you to have witnesses 2 world wars, have a family and a house at age 20.

And then people wonder why men specifically have anger issues, when their entire life is being frustrated they can't meet absurd expectations

[light fern]

i feel the need to buy a tractor

[elder merlin]

I hate the country

[blissful kiln]

yeah

[light fern]

whyyyyyyy

[ocean widget]

some fuck named steve is gonna beat the shit out of you and rob your house

[light fern]

the last guy that tried to rob a house in my village got shot

lol

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/witch-encounter-slamacow-dubstep-dance-fortnite-banana-gif-21893883

[elder merlin]

That could happen anywhere

[ocean widget]

why the fuck is it labeled fortnite-banana when its minecraft

what the fuck tenor

[light fern]

yeah the spray paint from the CSI's is still on the road

turns out the dude had like two dozen assault weapons he smuggled from poland

i'm just dissapointed he didn't share