general-chat

[astral basin]

Im thinking of walt

[vocal hawk]

yes

[tropic pelican]

Sapient life? Yes, alien flora and Fauna its usually kept

[rocky moat]

i feel like im going to peril overload irl

[vocal hawk]

if you look at stuff like the my lai massacre you don’t really find the US that appealing in that war

[blazing hawk]

Bro has been edging for 3 hours

[tall grove]

Okay? I don’t see how that’s relevant

[whole glade]

isnt Trench Crusade meant be critical of all religion?

[arctic escarp]

and humanoid, intelligent alien life too

[tall grove]

Bro boutta bust

[blazing hawk]

Probably

[vocal hawk]

I think trench crusade was made because it’s badass

[arctic escarp]

the point is the imperium is a very toxic and destructive galactic empire that can only destroy what it touches

[tall grove]

Many such cases

[whole glade]

THIS PERSON SPITTIN FACTS

[blazing hawk]

I wonder what happened to the Buddhists in trench crusade

[tall grove]

“The cruelest and bloodiest regime imaginable”

[whole glade]

the heretics have invaded east asia but we dont know any details yet

prolly defending out killing

[blazing hawk]

Deploy the army of the shaolin monks

[astral basin]

Its a stagnant super empire where everything is either falling apart somehow or has something big and scary tryna kill them

[whole glade]

OMG Wukong in TC

[arctic escarp]

almost as if every book has an opening about how the author literally describes that the imperium is a nightmare of a state

[tropic pelican]

Yes and I like it, because somehow the writers make me sympathize with Talos of the Nightlords

[blazing hawk]

The heretics when the chinese deploy kung fu panda

[tropic pelican]

Or make me read a book about a person literally named “The Skin Taker”

[tall grove]

But they’re human so they can’t be evil obviously

[arctic escarp]

TRUE

[whole glade]

DEPLOY JACK BLACK

[vocal hawk]

I don’t like aliens

[tall grove]

I like aliens and yes in that way

[arctic escarp]

I love the aliens

[tall grove]

I’m a proud xenophile

[vocal hawk]

pervert

[blazing hawk]

What about the indians though

[arctic escarp]

they deserve the love

[blazing hawk]

They've got a good God pantheon ngl

[whole glade]

the natives or india indians?

[jaunty path]

Xenomorphs fear me

[tropic pelican]

In other news

[tall grove]

Proudly so. Twink tau bussy calls and I must answer

[tropic pelican]

When can we get some Catachan drip?

[whole glade]

excuse me?

[blazing hawk]

India indians

[tall grove]

You heard me

[arctic escarp]

based

[astral basin]

Eugh one of those anime eye tau folk

[tall grove]

Humanity on top fr. Nothing says dominating an alien species more

[astral basin]

I prefer my rail canons without the mech

[tall grove]

Tau hate in the big 25 💔

[whole glade]

oh, no insight yet, the 800 year war has only been told though Europa so far

[tall grove]

Insight? Bloodborne reference? Peak?!?

[whole glade]

are there buff hot male taus?

[whole glade]

thats my name too yknow

[tall grove]

Yeah if that suits your fancy

[tall grove]

Grant us eyes, grant us eeeeeyes

[tropic pelican]

All gone, synthesized for the custodes Mr Olympia competition

[whole glade]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

[tropic pelican]

I’m going to say it, if you run lone wolf as arbites just play veteran, the dog makes the class. My hot take for the night

[next stratus]

Oh right 17

[arctic escarp]

vet too squishy

[tropic pelican]

The dawg is essential

[arctic escarp]

nope

[whole glade]

my femboy psyker is canoncally tramatized

i forgot about that shit

[next stratus]

My veteran at least have friends

[cobalt mauve]

V2 and Darktide is giving me backend errors... does anyone have a hint about this problem?

[strange lynx]

Darktide update 2026
New weapons
New class
50 dollar skins

[tall grove]

Don’t worry, I’m reserving any truly crass comments for when I turn 18 in a few months

[strange lynx]

Instead of playing bloodborne your gonna play put the fries in the bag

[whole glade]

my pysker is friendly but everyone hates on him

[tall grove]

Put the fries in the bag in the big 25? Just put the fries in the bag already 🥀

[next stratus]

I hope you don't have twitter

[tall grove]

I do not

[next stratus]

Good

[whole glade]

i had a twitter

[tall grove]

I don’t wanna touch that platform with a twelve foot pole

[whole glade]

Regret...

[next stratus]

I'm still posting there myself but lately not enjoying wearing same outfit

[fallen tree]

yeah twitter just makes me mad so i had to really distance myself from it

[tall grove]

Then wear something different. You should wear what you want

[whole glade]

do not try and read gay furry comics.... on twitter

[next stratus]

I need money for it

[tall grove]

That’s what Reddit is for

[whole glade]

but weirdos

[tall grove]

Start mugging people then

[next stratus]

No body giving

[tall grove]

If you’re looking in the comments on Reddit you’ve already lost the plot

[whole glade]

true

[white mulch]

What’s the highest amount of toughness a curio can give? The highest I’ve gotten so far is 17%

[next stratus]

There's no difference between Reddit or twitter

[tall grove]

Then start taking

[whole glade]

STFU PANTERA PLAYING

[round mica]

omegle is the shit

[tall grove]

Reddit sometimes bans Nazis. Twitter promotes them specifically

[round mica]

thats where the real deal is

the gold

[whole glade]

one is porn everywhere the other is alt-right piplines

[next stratus]

Both porn

[whole glade]

but mostly

[tall grove]

E6 better for the former anyway

[next stratus]

Not much difference still

Also ppl

[strange lynx]

PVP in darktide who agrees

[whole glade]

no.

[tall grove]

Mercy sanction

[whole glade]

trueee....

[tall grove]

Of course it is. I speak nothing but cold, hard, facts

[whole glade]

youre 17 you shouldnt even be on there dawg

[next stratus]

I've been asked same shi from Reddit and twitter

Sex

[tall grove]

17 year old is a gooner. More news at 9

[whole glade]

imagine

[arctic escarp]

mandated edict: beatings

[whole glade]

not being out of highschool

[rocky moat]

RAHH

[whole glade]

GRAHHHHHHHH

[tall grove]

If ninja got a low taper fade?

[rocky moat]

yea this is how i feel rn

[whole glade]

same

[strange lynx]

Mandated edict only fans

[next stratus]

I'd tell but ppl will hate me or feel pity

[tall grove]

Twenty lashings at the scourge followed by mercy sanction

[whole glade]

spooky scary skibidi will send shivers down your gyatt

[rocky moat]

gunker makes me suffer

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/black-beard-peak-writing-black-beard-marshal-d-teach-peak-writing-barba-negra-gif-5446515270440960312

[next stratus]

🐟

[whole glade]

ive seen shit in my teens that i wish no young soul has to

[rocky moat]

im screaming and shitting and crying rn

[whole glade]

ARMOR CLAD FAITH!!!!!

[fallen tree]

yeah I saw Mr Hands way too early, it should have been never

[rigid oriole]

The new class is actually going to be a horse, my dad is john darktide

[next stratus]

I've discovered porn in 7 because of my classmates

[whole glade]

DAMN...

mbad

[whole glade]

i saw Pyrocynicals commisions....

still love the funny brit guy tho

[tall grove]

Damn, and I thought it was bad when I decided to look up “sex” at like twelve after seeing it in a dictionary

[fallen tree]

ive only heard that he's weird, idk the content of the comms, thankfully?

[tall grove]

This discord needs a hero

[tall grove]

Inflation furry porn

[fallen tree]

lord

[whole glade]

he gets mad fun for his um....kinks but other than that hes fine honestly

[fallen tree]

ill never understand inflation

[whole glade]

THERE GOES MY HERO!!!!!

[tall grove]

Neither will I. No hate but it just seems odd, much like feet

[next stratus]

Furrys when i show📈

[whole glade]

and ahem... gas

i watched him way before ts came out

[fallen tree]

agreed. i dont like feet like that but i like drawing feet, i think they're expressive like hands 🤷‍♂️

[whole glade]

as long as he doesnt try and justify it

then ill still watch him

[tall grove]

Speaking of, where did the incredibly gassy thing even come from?

[whole glade]

a artists commision that was turned into a meme

[next stratus]

Coal mine

[tall grove]

Understandable, I just don’t get the attraction. I mean I guess paws can be cute in furry art but I won’t be attracted to it

[tall grove]

*Turned into peak

[whole glade]

i love Pyro hes funny and british but hhis kinks are weird asf

[whole glade]

bro...

[tall grove]

Yeah?

[low hemlock]

oh m8…..if only u know that’s just the surface of how W E I R D kinks can get

[whole glade]

DEEZ

[low hemlock]

[whole glade]

dont scar me...

plz

[tall grove]

Do it @low hemlock

Scar him

[low hemlock]

then don’t look to DEEP into the void

or else the void will look back at u

[whole glade]

i wish to stay a pure 19 metal head

[fallen tree]

people diving into septic tanks is pretty up there

[next stratus]

I'm not allowed to write the list

[rocky moat]

shotgun psyker fun wtf

[whole glade]

whos music taste includes gore album covers and death

[tall grove]

Literally 1984

[jaunty path]

I'm a bit of a cardiophile

[whole glade]

was that?

[jaunty path]

Kink for hearts

I like heart beats

[whole glade]

awwwww

[low hemlock]

that’s a tame ah kink🌹

[jaunty path]

They don't know

[whole glade]

whats a normal one now?

[jaunty path]

They simply, do not know.

[whole glade]

like Bondage?

[next stratus]

✂️> 💪 🦵

[low hemlock]

[whole glade]

is that a normal one?

NO NAME MAN!

I LOVE CASK

i love meat canyon

[jaunty path]

Cardiophilia is not a normal kink by any means if you think about it for just a bit longer

[next stratus]

Oh wait I can say amputation

[jaunty path]

The heart is an internal organ

[whole glade]

no like what are normal kinks?

[jaunty path]

Boob enjoyment

Thats the most normalized kink

next to butts.

[low hemlock]

just regular shit vro

[whole glade]

just straight?

[low hemlock]

🥀

[tall grove]

Isn’t that just guro?

[whole glade]

LIKE WHAT?

[jaunty path]

Breast enjoyment does not equal heterosexual.

[whole glade]

whats normal now?

[fallen tree]

hetero missionary style, that has to be the baseline

[next stratus]

Ones that not harm ppl or forces ppl

[astral basin]

“I like your ankles”

[jaunty path]

Women can also like boobs

[tall grove]

Tits, ass, that kinda thing

[whole glade]

OH GREAT HEAVENS

[tall grove]

Nah it’s a man only thing obviously

[whole glade]

those are body parts not kinks

[jaunty path]

Some people like hands

[whole glade]

oh...

[next stratus]

Sometimes they look cute I'd agree

[whole glade]

fuck....

[jaunty path]

I sort of like hands because I'm touch starved

[whole glade]

whats the one for monsters?

[jaunty path]

Feet.

[astral basin]

Foot person detected

[tall grove]

Teratophilia

[next stratus]

Basically are

[whole glade]

ruh roh....

[next stratus]

Relatable I don't know how to comfort ppl

[jaunty path]

Several people may be banned if we stay on this topic lmao. As interesting as it is to me I don't think its a good idea!

[fiery wave]

[tall grove]

Indeed. Bloodborne would have been better if vicar Amelia starting shaking ass in beast form

[jaunty path]

Hands, hands are just nice. I like finger nails and the palm

They're just very nice.

[tall grove]

Good idea

[jaunty path]

Hearts I can't speak of

[next stratus]

I love tummies

[fallen tree]

straight fire

[jaunty path]

Hm

[blazing hawk]

I love

Food

[whole glade]

What counts as a monster?

[blazing hawk]

Mmm yummy

[next stratus]

Who wouldn't

[tall grove]

Varies

[whole glade]

me too fellow fatass

[next stratus]

Cyborgs

[blazing hawk]

Dead people

[whole glade]

i love having a high motab

[next stratus]

They're too

[tall grove]

Like old Yharnam

[jaunty path]

Hearts are like...Heart beats can convey feelings of excitement, which can be either fear or happiness, or something else like dying.

[jaunty path]

hm

[tall grove]

Hadron 🥵

[low hemlock]

Vampires
Mummies
Ghouls
Zombies
Frankenstien
Goblins
Trolls

[blazing hawk]

Why so queerious?

[low hemlock]

[blazing hawk]

I'm the woker baby

[arctic escarp]

and #zealot-class gets all the flak for being weird

[whole glade]

HEAR ME OUT. Wendigos

[jaunty path]

Creatures in general I think.

[blazing hawk]

Burnt at stake

[whole glade]

ew goblins

[tall grove]

Wendigoon. Wait, no, that’s taken

[whole glade]

my goat

[blazing hawk]

Wendigooning rn

[whole glade]

execpt his growing alt-right pipline

[tall grove]

Wait what?

[next stratus]

I like ogryns because they are funny

[jaunty path]

Does anyone else wanna talk about robot ideas

[tall grove]

Protogens

Gyat

[jaunty path]

I'm bored and tired

[whole glade]

in the recent creepcasts him and hunter have gotten more poltical

ew

but i love em still

[blazing hawk]

Wendigoon is becoming unbased?

[tall grove]

No not papa meat too 🥀

[blazing hawk]

We gotta kill wendigoon

[whole glade]

he saying the R word a lot more

[shy sandal]

My level is 30 but my neck is red.
I've been working so hard just see my teammates dead.

Living off corpse starch and malboro reds
I swear these nurgle taint food is gonna be the death of me

[blazing hawk]

The sexual one or the slur one

[whole glade]

i see the vision

[jaunty path]

Mmm no I mean more like turning people into machines. I just like it a lot. I think Dreadnoughts are like. I think they may have been my awakening or something lmfao

[tall grove]

Not great, but not the worst thing in the world

[whole glade]

slur

[blazing hawk]

Damn

[jaunty path]

but why dreadnoughts

[blazing hawk]

They look cool

[tall grove]

They sound cool

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/dreadnought-run-warhammer40k-dark-angels-running-dreadnought-gif-16980324

[jaunty path]

They are objectively beautiful machines

[whole glade]

he said many times "doesnt fucking matter what i align with" but hes getting more on the nose and snarky about it

scary to think

[rocky radish]

Like RL robots?

[whole glade]

my bois

[shy sandal]

I didn't know that was a slur until recently, i just thought it was an insult

[jaunty path]

Oh no more like talking about ideas in our heads! For some reason implanting humans in robot suits sound really nice to me

Don't know why

Just, when I first saw the Thallax I was like "Yes, I approve of this."

[round mica]

After careful consideration i realized that veteran is the best class in the game

which also makes me believe next class is

veteran 2

[jaunty path]

One fucking picture rules my head

[silver mango]

Skitarii

[fiery wave]

Because they are out of the five classes. General is just a moshpit.

[round mica]

zealot has the most fun class chat tho

[rocky radish]

I talk to a lot of odd people. So whenever they talk about weird machines it probably means it's something they are actually building

[low hemlock]

we already have Veteran 2.0

[round mica]

veteran class chat is ass because mathemathics

[whole glade]

people who i grew up with use it to say sumthing is stupid

[low hemlock]

[round mica]

and numbers

ogryn is the chillest

and arbites chat is dead

[low hemlock]

The Arbys is Vet 2.0

[round mica]

psyker is just there

[jaunty path]

#zealot-class message Just look at this. Does this not spark joy???

[fiery wave]

Too nerfed, need TW buff/rework.

[hidden trout]

vet is arbites 2.0

[silver mango]

Joy is forbidden in the 41st millennium

[rocky radish]

Psyker chat suits me well. Zealot chat is mostly meme spam

[low hemlock]

need cosmetics

[round mica]

i love it

[low hemlock]

[hidden trout]

not just meme spam, everything spam

[round mica]

if zealot chat would be a woman i'd totally bang it

[hidden trout]

its literally everything
zealot, psyker, vet, ogryn, arby, shitposts, misc, everything

[fiery wave]

Also that.

[silver mango]

Mfw arbooties are out for an entire ass month and still no new cosmetics

[shy sandal]

I mean, yeah.

My whole childhood and teenage years i thought it was like "dumbass" or "moron".

[astral basin]

Whats the gen alpha equivalent of ifunny?
How are the gremlins spreading their memes these days?

[fiery wave]

A month? I thought it was nearly 4?

[jaunty path]

How can you not be happy when marvels such as servitors exist

[silver mango]

I thought arbies were released in September

[shy sandal]

Then i learned it was about someone's mental disabilities so, there's that

[fiery wave]

They were there for last season havoc, that's around 3 months.

[shy sandal]

Tik Tok

[silver mango]

That makes it worse

[astral basin]

Right.

[jaunty path]

The R word lwk left my vocabulary

except with friends who I am comfortable with

[whole glade]

well yeah, but it was used to describe mental problems in the 50s-2000s but still used medically

[whole glade]

same

[jaunty path]

and like, when I am really fucking angry with a thing

[fiery wave]

Yep, why is now a joke. First they make clearly penance/commisary stuff paid, now nothing.

[rocky radish]

Yeah, I thi k no longer using the R word has been hard for a lot of people. Many slip up accidentally

[next stratus]

Rats 😾

[rocky radish]

I've used it, but for talking about myself

[silver mango]

No wonder I've seen basically no arbites recently

[whole glade]

thats what happens to me

[next stratus]

I hate rats

[low hemlock]

I’m telling yah, the next new class WILL get new cosmetics way after it releases

also me thinkz new Class WILL be the

O R K Z‼️‼️‼️

[thick fog]

No, 23 June if I remember

[fiery wave]

Also, every other class got generally buffed, they got nerfed more.

[fiery wave]

So more, 5 months than 4.

[astral basin]

Skitarii

[thick fog]

How the fuck it has been like 5 months

[whole glade]

i like classical music when reading shite

[thick fog]

Shit getting too fast

And we soon about to hit December and the update is gonna be very early dec

[next stratus]

I remember robot chicken serie about woman robot

[whole glade]

erm time duh.

[silver mango]

An Ork with a hat

[thick fog]

How about I drop Big Ben on you

To see how much time is left for you to live

[jaunty path]

I lov downloading music

[rocky radish]

The new class will just be a sentient mannequin for maximum cosmetics sales

[low hemlock]

Yeah like the Playable Orks will all require to wear a 24/7 bomb collar on the Morningstar and in-mission

Fighting alongside the Rejects

[next stratus]

Nice internet dead

[whole glade]

i really need to replay wolfenstien

[jaunty path]

Did someone say Sentient Mannequin

I would be

very happy if that happened

[astral basin]

Bomb collar would not stop an ork
Would make an infestation happen bc they are fungus

[next stratus]

I hope new class is just knight with sword

[jaunty path]

Kill this person

[next stratus]

Yes please

[jaunty path]

noh

[next stratus]

Damn it

[jaunty path]

Me when I download music one by one....

Society...

I'm going to beat up milkypossum for making music I became addicted to for several fucking months.

Sweet lord.

[whole glade]

thats it im making a Plague Doctor OC for TC

[jaunty path]

...I should download more music on my phone

[vocal hawk]

DARKTIDE HAS GONE WOKE!!!!

NO WOMEN IN MY VIDEOGAME!!!!!

[low hemlock]

yea or maybe those inserted brain chips that make em docile perhaps

since Orkz are equal to the Rejects and would provide more body numbers to throw at the Heretics

[rocky radish]

I wonder what the ork version of corpse starch would taste like...

[astral basin]

Equal my foot. Orks typically rip a human in half
Beat someone with their own arms wookie style

[low hemlock]

yea Ogryns too

🤝

[astral basin]

Not to mention ork anatomy being fake tbw. They dont need brains

[tall grove]

Neither do ogryn

[low hemlock]

Ogryn = Ork⁉️

[tall grove]

They both start with “O”

[low hemlock]

imagine a mission of two Ogryns and two Orkz in a squad team

[tall grove]

Absolute cinema

[whole glade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBVR-J8Bbfw

Cinema

my lil heart

arches

360 edition....

[fallen tree]

i still remember the day i came home from school and played minecraft beta for the first time

good memories

[jaunty path]

I love my Flac Audio

[whole glade]

i remember trying to trying to play online even tho we couldnt afford xbawk live

[rocky moat]

i think i have an extremely toxic relationship with the laspistol ngl

[round mica]

fuck yeah bro

DAKKADAKKA

ladies will loose their panties seeing an Ork Boy fuckin shit up

[jaunty path]

I love my music

[whole glade]

i cant wait to live in denmark

back with my ancestors

and at peace

[jaunty path]

Marked den?

[vocal hawk]

yo speed why are you laughing bruh

[round mica]

i cant wait to become old , slip on a bannana peel, break my neck and fucking die

[whole glade]

huh

[jaunty path]

Normal day

[wraith kraken]

I know this isn't the right server

[round mica]

and then to laugh at how my kids fight over inheritance

[wraith kraken]

oh wow i can't even post it. i found a mod that changes the mutant scream into tom screaming.

best mod.

[formal mortar]

Need the Wilhelm scream for when I get barreled

[round mica]

you dont leave in one second seeing that you will get barreled ?

based

[wraith kraken]

Had that happen to me 6 times today.

I swear people just can't help themsevles.

[formal mortar]

Why should I leave? Shit happens, just play the game out

[round mica]

i cant handle the embaressment

im freaky like that

[formal mortar]

It's never my fault

[round mica]

hmmmm

good point

[jaunty path]

I finally have every volume of the Picayune Dreams Ost

I am

Satisfied.

[formal mortar]

And if it is my fault, someone else got barreled and I say "oops"

[wraith kraken]

ong. i went to kill a hound and someone shot the barrel next to me and it killed us both.

[vivid prairie]

just dodge man

it-s not hard

[formal mortar]

Only time I don't like it is when it was clearly intentional

[wraith kraken]

It's on the same level of going to shove a poxburster and someone shoots it before you can shove.

[astral basin]

No shame like a plague ogryn booting you off of crosswalk lambda

[vivid prairie]

🥀

[jaunty path]

I ususally let the burster come to me instead of me going up to it

or pop it with a knife

[vivid prairie]

just dodge the burster as well bro

[wraith kraken]

I do too,

[vivid prairie]

🥀

[jaunty path]

I've gotten really good with knives ngl

I just kill trappers on sight now

[wraith kraken]

Doesn't stop the plas rifle command shout vet from shooting it anyways

[jaunty path]

Skill

Strategic even.

[round mica]

which class requires most phd in mathemathics ?

is it psyker or vet ?

who are the eggheads that use spreadsheets the most

[jaunty path]

none

.

ok uh

idk

[formal mortar]

Ogryn

[wraith kraken]

Definitely ogryn.

[formal mortar]

Ogryn has the most indepth guides

[round mica]

wow why ? i never played ogryn but it seemed to be very straightforward

you smash lmb

you win

[formal mortar]

Because ogryn mains are the most passionate players

[round mica]

this gives me unexpected feeling of joy

[wraith kraken]

If you don't roleplay as an ogryn while playing ogryn

[round mica]

for somereason

[wraith kraken]

you're not playing ogryn

[round mica]

im ogryn irl

my belly is what women love the most

sah

rizz them up with my belly bouncing tech

[wraith kraken]

give them cute nicknames

like shouty

or plate-face.

they love that shit.

[formal mortar]

I need to make a 2nd ogryn

Thinking of getting sound clips and setting up my soundboard again

[rocky radish]

Read this and thought it was directed at me specifically

[little marten]

Mrgh

[astral basin]

Play zealot
The suffering is so high you have to use math to succeed

Then again

We arent in one build era anymore

[round mica]

dude math is like cyanide for me

i barely passed exam in school in that shit

[formal mortar]

Honestly I been playing Zealot for my penances

And it's been a pretty chill time

[round mica]

my biggest issue with other classes is that i dont have drip for the

i only bought drip for veteran

: (

[formal mortar]

Veteran has been the class that's the most rough for me

[little marten]

Chainsword Bistol shout and weapons expert build

[fast cosmos]

Zealot drip is routinely best imo.

[astral basin]

Yeah trying to play vet is. Weird now that im tryna use a gun
Still running into the issue of. All the elites/ specials die before i look at them
But now i cant look at a rager without tributing to nurgle

[formal mortar]

What is Bistol? Bolt Pistol?

[fast cosmos]

Yes

[little marten]

Aye

[fast cosmos]

Bolt Pistol is for Chads.

[formal mortar]

I'll have to try it out, I been rocking dueling or power swords, and been rocking standard bolter

[fast cosmos]

Bistol and Chainsword, Giga Commissar builld.

GET UP, INGRATE!!!!!!!!!

RISE FOR THE EMPEROR, DIE FOR HIM, YOU SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[formal mortar]

Always running shout on him too

I want to run other things but get tired of hearing people whine

[fast cosmos]

Tbh I'd love a legit Commissar class, but it'd have too much overlap with Vet unfortunately.

[formal mortar]

Commisar class can execute team mates

[fast cosmos]

LMAO

[wraith kraken]

I would like to run my helbore exe stance Vet, but I can't trust randoms as far as I can throw them.

[fast cosmos]

That'd be so funny.

[fiery wave]

Naw, be a nice NOT Commissar.

[fast cosmos]

Kill a teammate, receive a buff depending on their class.

25% melee damage if it's an Ogryn for the whole map.

[wraith kraken]

And your teammate stays dead permanently

[astral basin]

Wish i got bolt pistol rolls from armory n missions

[cosmic burrow]

that would be toxic gameplay

[fast cosmos]

Well yeah obviously.

[cosmic burrow]

nver gonna happen

[wraith kraken]

Better yet, after you execute your teammate, they get kicked from the game and you get a perma buff

[fast cosmos]

Based

[thick fog]

Me teaming up with a veteran named "Commissar Mommy"
Start the mission and first few mins go well
Armored horde spawns, she gets slammed by a crusher
Me as about to press revive on her, she ragequits

[formal mortar]

My issue is I tend to hold out fine, but often on vet I will find myself in moments where everyone else has died and I just can't cope as often as I do with other classes

[fast cosmos]

Mommy Gets Slammed by Crusher

😩

[thick fog]

She did not took that slam too kindly

[fast cosmos]

New class is most likely mechanicus though.

[rocky moat]

me but psyker

[astral basin]

Mfw i look up to the squad bhopping around the side of the map
And a rager wave is coming from where they were standing five seconds ago

[formal mortar]

Raged like a true commisar

[fast cosmos]

I'd be surprised if something else.

[fast gorge]

sometimes i'm stupid and just backdodge off a ledge

(did that as a vet in a havoc mission yesterday 💔 )

[fast cosmos]

Not eating hookers is killing my gains

FUCK

[fast gorge]

i will be sticking to ogryn from now on.

[fast cosmos]

MY MASS

[fast cosmos]

good choice

[fast gorge]

i sold my soul and swapped from my bully club to shield.

it just isn't the same.

[fast cosmos]

The Slab is the honorable Ogryn choice.

Be the bulwark.

[fiery wave]

Oh. To be fair, people just give up if that early. Up to 20+ mins of not playing sucks for some. And the bloody final wound effect. I see nothing without EO or Exe Stance.

[fast cosmos]

Push back against the tide.

ENDURE THE SLAUGHTER.

REVEL IN THE GRIT.

[fast gorge]

i'm not so much a bullgryn minded ogryn as i am a fucking...miner servitor one.

[fast cosmos]

EAT THEIR FUCKING SKULLS, GRIND THEIR BONES TO POWDER TO SUPPLEMENT YOUR CORPSE STARCH

[astral basin]

Not the skulls

Anything but the skulls

[fast cosmos]

DRIPFEED THEIR BLOOD FROM THEIR DIRTY RAGS TO SLAKE YOUR THIRST

[little marten]

It’s early guys maybe too early

Might be time to go back to bed

[fast gorge]

8:15...truly the witching hours

[formal mortar]

I wish I was tired

2:15am

[little marten]

Foul timings

[formal mortar]

I woke up at 2:30pm

[fallen tree]

2am? id be getting up to feed my cats rn 😭

[little marten]

Based owl

[fast gorge]

the joys of current unemployment allow me to get up at stupid times like four in the morning.

[fast cosmos]

I took a six hour power nap.

Now I long to consume.

[formal mortar]

I was up at 5:30am to get things ready for my gf before she headed out to work

Then I said have a good day, blinked, and it was 2:30pm

[little marten]

Average tyranid during deep space travel

[fast cosmos]

I've gotta put the pain of my mediocre existence into THEIR souls.

[fast cosmos]

Inb4 I'm a 'nid in a trenchcoat.

[astral basin]

Is it helltaker or hellraiser?

[fast cosmos]

[fast gorge]

three nids in a trenchcoat walk into a kitchen.

[fast cosmos]

Hellraiser

[formal mortar]

Hellbaker

[astral basin]

W pinhead and the acolytes?

[fast gorge]

hellwaker.

[fast cosmos]

Such exquisite torment.

[little marten]

🔥hell🔥

[fast gorge]

the ogryn artworks for DT are so good.

[fast cosmos]

Ogryn are just good.

[fast gorge]

truly unappreciated

[astral basin]

Hellraiser
What Slaanesh worship looks like

[fast gorge]

i will fuckin...beat typhus to death with my bare hands.

[fast cosmos]

TRUE actually.

ACTUALLY so true.

Slaanesh would love a Cenobite lmao

[fast gorge]

slaanesh loves me, they told me so.

[astral basin]

People associate slaanesh w red district type stuff
But
Its so much more

[fast gorge]

very true.

[fast cosmos]

Slaanesh is excess.

It isn't all sexual.

It's excess

[fast gorge]

why limit yourself to only red light district stuff anyway?

when there's

i dont know.

probably other cool shit.

[little marten]

Blue light district

[fast cosmos]

SLAANESH WORSHIPPER SPOTTED

KILL THEM

[formal mortar]

Excess videogames

[fast cosmos]

GET ON THE GROUND, HABSCUM.

[astral basin]

Just found out hellraiser and wh40k are from the same year

[fast cosmos]

😏

booooooooy

that dark heresy gonna go crazy

[formal mortar]

sisters of battle be singing "Big E loves me this I know, for the codex tells me so"

[fast cosmos]

owlcat cookin in the kitchen

[little marten]

Chart topper that one

[torpid kiln]

what's the speculation on the new class

[fast gorge]

we are ALL praying for a death cult assassin class

[astral basin]

Hellraiser is a month older than the initial warhammer book

[fast gorge]

and yes

WE

[formal mortar]

It'll go Myrrh

[torpid kiln]

I doubt it's an adeptus mechanicus member, being as the skull does all the tech work necissary

[fast gorge]

i cant stand mechanicus fans.

[fast cosmos]

A death cult assassin would be insane LMAO

[little marten]

Help me step-brother of battle I’m stuck in the penitent engine!

[fast gorge]

i pray that its not a mechanicus class.

[fast cosmos]

Grendel: Fuck it, know what? Just drop an Eversor on the planet.

😂

[astral basin]

Skitarii is admech version of militarum

[fast gorge]

eversor just slimes out the strike team as well

[formal mortar]

The next class is a servoskull.

[fast gorge]

surprise extraction boss

[fast cosmos]

It's most likely a Skitarii.

RADIUM CARBINE PLEASE

[fast gorge]

holy recoil 💔

[fast cosmos]

TWO HANDED COG HEAD HAMMER PLEASE

LEMME BONK

[torpid kiln]

but we aren't militarum, we are inquisitorial

[fast gorge]

but i do doubt its a skitarii, that's atleast if they want to keep the story of DT more local.

[fast cosmos]

With an Admech detachment.

[fast gorge]

(unless fuckin, mars is really missing that moebian steel)

[little marten]

Dataminers suggested the new class had the tag ‘broker’ so assumption is a Ganger type class

[formal mortar]

Next class will be Nurse Joy

[fast cosmos]

Ganger is likely too.

Brontian Longknives style.

[astral basin]

Gun skulls and gheistskulls: yippeeeeeeeee

[fast gorge]

WATER CARTEL!

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

[fast cosmos]

Fatshark saw how much money the Arbites made them and had a hard reboot

[fast gorge]

Mandated edict, mogging.

[formal mortar]

Is the water cartel even still alive?

[fast cosmos]

"Wait a minute"

[fast gorge]

no.

only the ragged king and whoever jumped into chaos with him.

[formal mortar]

Then there are no more days to number

[fast cosmos]

WRONG

[fast gorge]

wrong?

[fast cosmos]

THERE ARE ALWAYS DAYS TO NUMBER

[fast gorge]

wrong and fake?

[fast cosmos]

FOOL

[formal mortar]

No I don't like numbers

[fast gorge]

dorn quote..

[fast cosmos]

SOMEONE'S days are numbered.

[formal mortar]

I just have this many fingers

[astral basin]

For those that dont know
A gheistskull is the recovered skull of a ship-to-ship voidsman imperial navy breacher. Packed with explosives for one last breach.

[fast cosmos]

NURGLE! WRETCHED BLIGHT ON CREATION! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[low hemlock]

with the amount of dead bodies littered around the map….

yea maybe they are

[fast gorge]

civillians are starving, yet plenty of traitor corpses to eat

curious

[formal mortar]

We need a water cartel outfit that costs dockets

[round mica]

man i dont know how you can NOT love inquisition

[fast cosmos]

"costs dockets"

HA

[round mica]

im probably its biggest simp

inqiuisition rocks

bestest family eer

sah

[low hemlock]

When was the kast time we evea got an Dockets currency Cosmetic

[fast cosmos]

lmao

[fast gorge]

the real inquisition is the uhhh strike team family we made along the ways

(i will says ggs in chat after scraping by a mission and leave)

[astral basin]

Inquisition is awesome
Especially if youre a helldivers player. Essentially stripped down inquisition grunts

[fast gorge]

i am an inquisition stromtrooper.

i am wearing carapace.

[fast cosmos]

Inquisitors are typically fart suckas.

Can't lie.

[fast gorge]

if they dont have.

a cool ork bodyguard.

i dont care about them.

[fast cosmos]

LOL

new class: Freeboota

[fast gorge]

shit would go so hard

[fast cosmos]

would be funny ngl

and sanctionable.

which is even more funny.

[fast gorge]

shoota and choppa dual wield weapon.

yeah, devs need to hire me to be honest.

[astral basin]

Depends on the inquisitor
Most of them go through a lot tho

[round mica]

like me

trough divorce

and bitch wanting to sue for shit that isnt hers over 140 euro and court is rolling on the floor about it

[fast cosmos]

what

quiet nerd the commissars are talking over cigars and amasec.

[astral basin]

Most inquisitors shared the same classes as commissars

[fast cosmos]

if i couldnt be a rogue trader, i'd be an inquisitor

if not an inquisitor, a commissar.

if not a commissar? a corpse.

[round mica]

rashins

[formal mortar]

What if you couldn't be a corpse?

[round mica]

you would be

[fast gorge]

i'd be like

an agri-world farmer.

[fast cosmos]

fuuuuuuuck no

[fast gorge]

fuckkkkkk yes.

i want to be

massacred.

[fast cosmos]

i wouldn't wanna work on ANY production world

[astral basin]

Hive city servitor

[fast cosmos]

matter fact let me just be a necron

ima sleep

[fast gorge]

either that or in the factorums straight up FORGING my shit

[fast cosmos]

😭

have you guys never read those books about the admech

[fast gorge]

i dont care about the conditions.

[fast cosmos]

being a servitor, or worse yet, a SLAVE LABORER for them is so not the vibe

that's literally hell

[fast gorge]

and, no warhammer fan knows how to read.

[silver mango]

If I were to be sent to the WH40K universe I would commit self die as soon as possible

[formal mortar]

How do you kill a perpetual?

[fast gorge]

many times

[fast cosmos]

drown them.

[broken tangle]

anyone else getting backend error trying to log in

[formal mortar]

Can you permakill them tho?

[fast cosmos]

Not usually.

[broken tangle]

no error code or nuthin

[fast cosmos]

If you're playing w/ mods, unpatch them.

And update them.

Repatch.

[astral basin]

Backend Agri planets are the most blessed
They dont worry about much. Just hope that the tithes are met.

[broken tangle]

oh forgot to run the bat durr

[silver mango]

Kid named tyranids

[fast cosmos]

An agri world on the fringe of the known galaxy is ideal, bc tau goodies typically.

[astral basin]

Contact trazyn

[broken tangle]

thank you

[fast cosmos]

ACTUALLY

let trazyn take interest in me

trazy is kind of based as fuck

[silver mango]

Do yall think Trazyn will turn his metal nose up at collecting the Emperor

[fast cosmos]

No lol

But I think him collecting the Emperor is more trouble than he's worth atp

[formal mortar]

Do you think Trazyn has every pokemon card?

[fast cosmos]

Yes.

[astral basin]

If trazyn took interest in you
You are in the bloodiest war ever known, or at the absolute height of civilization
No in between
You are most likely stuck in a loop of monstrous shenanigans either way

[silver mango]

We can like offer up Big E's big toe

[fast gorge]

trazyn announces he has not yet collected every penance in darktide.

[fast cosmos]

Trazyn treats his servants well.

A man grew old and had a family under him.

That's insane.

[formal mortar]

And then he was melted into juice

[fast cosmos]

Painlessly.

[formal mortar]

Oh was he actually?

[fast cosmos]

Mind Scarab a whole bitch.

Well no he wasn't actually melted lol.

[formal mortar]

I don't know much

[silver mango]

Trazyn the type of karker to collect every achievement in every game

[fast cosmos]

iirc the old man was at the end of his life, and was ready to go.

[formal mortar]

How does he get those multiplayer achievements on games that no longer have servers?

[fast cosmos]

he had a whole family under trazyn

thanked trazyn for being such a cool guy.

[silver mango]

He forces his underlings to make a server and play

[astral basin]

40k brought back the glory of humanity
Having grandkids and dying at the rickety old age of 40

[fast gorge]

they must have dapped up AT LEAST once

[fast cosmos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSjvh4vdpM

[fast gorge]

shadow wizard money gang.

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Give me dying at the age of 20 or 30 and you have a deal

[astral basin]

3 disasters for an uneducated agri worlder
1: orks n der people farms wiff no teef
2: chaos cult putting everyone in torturous conditions
3: interplanetary politics deciding to transition the planet to do something else.
Everything else is just destruction within a year. Quick and brutal. Kinda.

[little marten]

Sorry Paul you’re destined for the 200’s

[astral basin]

GSC would rather infest a developed planet. Nids need the premium bio fuel after all
If its necrons… youll likely get mauled or vaporized. Ignored if youre lucky.
Tau will either integrate or ignore you.
Craftworlder eldar, exterminate/ ignore you
Dark eldar… well, ig that just adds to the lore of the planet. “Sometimes someone goes missing, or whole villages get burned down. Just sometimes.”

[round mica]

dark eldar would be peak because getting whipped is my jam

love that shit

[fast gorge]

WE ALL love the whip.

[astral basin]

Hellraiser type shit.

[round mica]

seriously if i would be getting paid for that

id be working non stop

there just is something about all that glorious pain

sah

[astral basin]

You aint gettin whipped
You gettin your whole back peeled back and turned into a harp

[round mica]

awesome

even better

[south jetty]

This is what I like to see in here

[astral basin]

Ngl. This the type of lie i expect an ogryn to hear
“Every lash is the emperors forgiveness for you being an abhorrent mutant brute”

[round mica]

i hate when kayex starts briefing for train mission

dude cant talk slower

just shut the fuck up and let me play

[south jetty]

I love it because he sounds [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION]

[astral basin]

I hate quickmatching for train mission
Its always absolute hell when i load in

[fallen tree]

^ true

[south jetty]

I love train mission because! There is a train

[astral basin]

Someone get a professional
We got a potential diagnosis

[fallen tree]

i wish it wasnt an operation but a full mission

trains are so cool..

i hope they do something similar in the future

[south jetty]

Brain rot

that's the diagnosis

[round mica]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

is what i hear whenever i load into that mission

[south jetty]

I fell asleep while drawing does that count for anything

[little marten]

Awhhh shucks

[real mauve]

dont wanna blow anyone's mind but the new class is the god emperor of mankind himself

[south jetty]

i blew something else (a fuse) (there's a fire)

[round mica]

pre servitors tell me

does bolt pistol reload faster than that big bolt gun whatever piece of shit its called

big bolt

bolter?

[south jetty]

ya

[round mica]

so technically with WS for veteran bolt pistol is the shit ?

[astral basin]

Trains being the tv special on “probably autistic” is. Idk.

[south jetty]

it itty bitty mini bolter with semi-auto only

[south jetty]

Just about everyone can enjoy a train. They're just good

[ripe tangle]

oh no

but I like trains :c

[round mica]

Sister , repent

for it is sinful

to have joy in liking things outside of smashing heretics

[south jetty]

Good. The Emperor approves of them

[ripe tangle]

enjoying locomotives isn’t sinful.

[astral basin]

Was your character shown playing with a train set, or going into excruciating detail on the specifics of train engineering?

[vivid prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/need-to-kms-asap-streamer-smokes-girl-smokes-cigarette-kms-gif-8024403271393468571

I JUST

[south jetty]

you could have a rain run over heretics while the train carries supplies for a war front

[vivid prairie]

DROPPED MY OWN

ASSIGNMENT

😭

FUCKKCKCKFCUCFJCFKCFKL

[ripe tangle]

my character? Neither.

Me irl, both.

[south jetty]

Maybe my ogryn but that's because he's a servitor with cogitators that map out shit

[astral basin]

stamps SPECTRUM on multiple foreheads

[south jetty]

The stamp is lost as my skin falls off, leaving nothing but a wet, nonhuman skeleton of some kind

[astral basin]

hologram and siren starts blaring
XENOS. BEWARE XENOS INFILTRATION. XENOS

[jaunty path]

I'M SECRETLY A SIGMA

[astral basin]

I thought you was an auric male

[little marten]

Sigma snail

[round mica]

sigma balls

[astral basin]

Sigmar does not approve

[round mica]

sigmar next class?

[little marten]

The only people awake at this time are people I can hear over the street screaming at their kids

Legally you should no be allowed to wake up till after 10pm on a Saturday

10am lol

[inland mantle]

[astral basin]

Lucia field stripping a flamer is coming to mind for some reason

[ripe tangle]

field strips the Flamer, then reassembles the Holy Instrument in roughly 1.5 seconds.

[fast gorge]

was always a melta sort of guy.

[little marten]

Don’t forget the fire part

[fast gorge]

or, if you just like to spam grenade launchers in DoW, that also works.

[little marten]

I can’t vibe with meltas they make my brain feel bumpy

[grim spoke]

its decent but not because of the reload speed, as a WS nodes allows you to reload with WS stacks,
its decent because of the draw speed, weapons with slow draw speeds will perform worse due to WS stacks requiring switching weapons all the time

[little marten]

Like a nice bolter or lasgun

[jaunty path]

fartgun

[fast gorge]

so true

[astral basin]

Wish the imperium had railguns. I have to settle for a boltor.
Plasma is cool and all, but its… so blobby…

[round mica]

i wish ilas and iautogun would be actually usable

and beef up ilas sound a bit

[fast gorge]

used to exclusively play ES ilas

dark times

[little marten]

If you have a fart gun then blow my fucking brains out

[ripe tangle]

Imperium’s doctrine be like.

“Instead of making the gun fire something faster, we just need to make the bullet bigger”

[fast gorge]

kill all plasma gunners.

[ripe tangle]

KILL ALL HERETICS

[fast gorge]

total plasma gunner death.

[round mica]

do a barrel roll

[little marten]

Plasma gun enjoyers drink bubble tea and that says it all.

[ripe tangle]

fuck the Plasma Gunners in particular.

[fast gorge]

they are annoying.

unlike my goats.

normal gunners.

face of the 6th for a reason.

[ripe tangle]

the cringe plasma gunners vs the chad regular gunners

[fast gorge]

"Yeah, i know half the builds have dmg resistance against me, so what?"

[nocturne horizon]

what did plasma gunners do

[little marten]

As an enemy type I actually like plasma gunners

They’re a good ‘oh shit’ priority target

[fast gorge]

they look stupid, that's what bothers me

[round mica]

they have cool helmets

all i can say

mainly becasuse mk3 is my fav space marine armor mark

that and mk2

[nocturne horizon]

is it even a plasma gun they have

looks more like volkite

[round mica]

and mk3 got that piked helm

[little marten]

And I like the dinkle noise when you shoot their helmets

[orchid skiff]

Why do nightmares exist

[little marten]

ding ding ding ding

[orchid skiff]

We should delete them from existence

We have the technology

[ripe tangle]

somehow I imagined you saying this in Wallace’s voice.

[fast gorge]

yeah the dinkle noise is pretty good.

spare them from total death.

just.

i dont know.

chop off their legs.

[astral basin]

I like that plasma gunners can swap to melee
But. Yeah reg gunners are better

[fast gorge]

funny flamer kick

[astral basin]

Cheese

[little marten]

I’m flattered hehe

If it’s any consolation I imagine you sounding like spike from flushed away

[astral basin]

Spike

The rat?

Flushed away

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never seen Flushed Away

I just know it’s about Sewer Rats?

[fallen tree]

i cant believe i forgot that flushed away existed

[little marten]

Omg

I can’t stress enough how much it is required viewing for EVERYONE

don’t worry too much about the rat part they’re all absolute gems

[ripe tangle]

my contrition, I’ll see to it that I watch it at my earliest convenience.

[astral basin]

Is funny pixar movie

I think pixar

[little marten]

Just don’t flush yourself afterwards

Dream works

And aardman actually

[ripe tangle]

is it even possible for a human to fit down a toilet?

[little marten]

It was the first and last collaboration between the two

[astral basin]

Dream works in early 00s
Peakworks

[ripe tangle]

perhaps I should test it after I chop up my next Heretic.

but wait, Heretics aren’t human…

[fallen tree]

a blender helps

[little marten]

You never had a week of minimal fibre?

[astral basin]

A warning to all. Do NOT drink the heretic smoothie

[ripe tangle]

I’ve actually always had a relatively high fiber diet…

[fast gorge]

pack heretics into little meatballs for efficient storage.

[little marten]

I blended a roast dinner recently it was not good

[fallen tree]

thats so sad. what did you add tho lol

i feel like in theory it should be good

[little marten]

Brussel sprouts, roast potatoes, cabbage, carrots, parsnips and peas

It turned into paste

[fallen tree]

when you said roast i assumed you'd have a meat tbh

[ripe tangle]

Why do I imagine a blended roast dinner to be like drinking a really thick gravy?

a slightly off tasting one at that

[fallen tree]

it would be a thick gravy unless you add more water ig

[little marten]

It would normally if you used a potato masher be like a hash brown consistency

[fallen tree]

tbh even this i would assume tastes good, maybe besides cabbage >:v

[little marten]

In a blender it was like baby food

It tasted fine but the texture was sickening

[ripe tangle]

you ever just eat pickled cabbage?

It’s good

[fallen tree]

pickled cabbage is good

[little marten]

I made some

[fallen tree]

pickled anything really

[little marten]

Red pickled cabbage with cinnamon

[ripe tangle]

my Grandmother used to pickle everything lmao

including tomatoes

[little marten]

You.

[ripe tangle]

Me.

[fallen tree]

that sounds nice

[astral basin]

She has a flamer and a vow of hate!
But she brings holy wine on every date…

[little marten]

Pickled onions and cheese mmmm

[ripe tangle]

bars

[fallen tree]

im too hungry for this

[little marten]

I only eat that with my dad tbf that and pickled herring

[ripe tangle]

aksl, we should get a steak dinner

steak and potatoes is goated

[fallen tree]

truly

[little marten]

You two should watch flushed away together afterwards

So cute!

[fallen tree]

ive seen it!

[little marten]

The movie too hahahahahahha

[ripe tangle]

I haven’t, so sure.

[little marten]

Millicent bystander

Man that movie really fills you with a wanderlust

[fallen tree]

you know what really gets me going

treasure planet

now that was a sick movie

[little marten]

Shitttt that’s a good one

Wish Jack didn’t look so boybandy tho lol

[fallen tree]

lmao

[astral basin]

She reads from the lectisaisle(?) with breakfast each day
Then reloads her bolter in a flirty way
I said i liked her armor, she blushed i think
Its hard to be sure when your dates in a tank

[fallen tree]

the captian, amelia

🥴

[little marten]

Treasure planet OR Titan AE

[astral basin]

Titan ae is great

[fallen tree]

ive never seen titan ae

[little marten]

I’d forgotten about it imma watch it tomorrow to nurse my hangover

[little marten]

Better get moving then

[astral basin]

Titan AE is
Peak.