general-chat

[elder merlin]

Or Packmaster?

Or is there a new unit? Cause Assassin and Packmaster do one or the other

[stuck wasp]

They should though.
Have it be a Plague Frog for the Dreg and a Harpoon launcher for the Scab 😔

[glacial radish]

anyone having issues connecting to game server?

[crude vector]

its a bit crowded

[little marten]

⏰

What if there was an enemy that incapped you and if you failed to be released within a timer it puts you at the next spawn like if u die

[tawny gorge]

what if no

[little marten]

Shadows always seek to snuff the brilliant of light

[crude vector]

Sparkhead ate the rashuns instead of destroying them

[last scarab]

Muh rashuns

[sweet wraith]

when the nosh isn't easy

[drowsy lynx]

Hag from back 4 blood?

[hazy kestrel]

Sewer rat tail unlocked. Truly a peak event.

[little marten]

thats my girl

[jaunty path]

Did someone say hag

[vale linden]

No

[jaunty path]

yas

[vale linden]

Maybe..

[orchid skiff]

america and france
but the sun always rises

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-empire-british-soldier-gif-17228488

[little marten]

british empire

[inland sentinel]

chat are darktide's servers still really bad? my internet can't support running the game with the servers in the state they were for the last two years, anyone experience rubber-banding constantly paired with a disconnect that sends you right back to the menu screen?

I'd love to play again but after I get rubber-banded and sent back to the menu like six times it discourages me

[fossil oasis]

Been gettin that more frequently recently but otherwise been able to play without issue

[inland sentinel]

awh, a shame. It's unfortunate I am not able to play this game for the unforeseeable future. I haven't been able to play since they added the twin bosses

[languid hazel]

Where Darktide 2?

[languid hazel]

Have you tried changing datacenters for matchmaking?

[inland sentinel]

How?

[fluid moon]

honestly from when i first picked up cyberpunk to now (almost platinumed it)

its been great and i fail to see why so many people rag on it

the bugs are either small and ignorable or funny as shit and excusable

perhaps i am a bit biased because i didnt experience the whole hell of the original release

[languid hazel]

Lemme remember how first.

[tawny gorge]

at launch?

[blissful kiln]

it wasn't hell, i ran it just fine with no crashes

the game is just shallow

[fluid moon]

i still see people hating on it every now and then because its bugs and its god awful release

[tawny gorge]

bro it might be this very complex thing we humans have called personal preference

also the game is still full of bugs lol

[round mica]

Which Chaos God would be best To sell your Soul to

[inland sentinel]

clearly tzeech

bird feathers

reptilian

dinosaurs

MAGIC dinosaurs

[fluid moon]

as i said the bugs are excusable tho, usually a simple crash or best case scenario your caliburn gets someone stuck in its hood and fucking bodyslams them

[ocean widget]

me
give your souls to me

[round mica]

And My Entire body turns to Dust Yeah No thanks

[languid hazel]

Mission terminal options at the mission terminal

[little marten]

Slaneesh

[inland sentinel]

i hate to see what your chamberpot looks like mortarion

[tawny gorge]

wym bugs are excusable

[inland sentinel]

no more than what it smells like

[fluid moon]

every game has bugs to a degree

[inland sentinel]

so I gotta load the game first

guess I am reinstalling

[languid hazel]

Ye

[inland sentinel]

if it works ill buy you something like a candy bar

or some corpse starch

[round mica]

Hot

[languid hazel]

It’s just a thought. Praying it works for you but I can’t guarantee anything

[fluid moon]

plus i come from helldivers i’ve seen far worse stuff then mesh pile or a crash believe me

cyberpunk bugs are usually the game wigging out or funny as hell

[inland sentinel]

I miss my chainsword

[inland sentinel]

helldivers has completely and utterly shit the bed and soaked the floorboards beneath

[tawny gorge]

everyones experience with bugs tends to be different though i found game breaking. annoying, and immersion breaking bugs in every version of the game

switch is the least worst for some reason

[fluid moon]

yeah they really did fuck it up

[tall grove]

Probably khorne tbh

[round mica]

Eternal War

[tawny gorge]

why do you say i come from helldivers like it's a place in the world, my guy i play that too

[inland sentinel]

Former John Helldiver here, there were zero issues until this latest update and I am not a big fan of my CPU maxing out at 100%

[low hemlock]

Machine God

[round mica]

Also I was Thinking like for a Normal Life

[low hemlock]

🦾

[tawny gorge]

anyone from helldivers?

[inland sentinel]

do you have the strength and the courage to be free?

[tall grove]

Least amount of mutations, lowest chance of your patron fucking with you

[inland sentinel]

I am!

[fossil oasis]

Oh cool, I just saw the announcement about the rations and stuff

[round mica]

Like the way to stay The Most Safe without Getting the Worst end of the stick

[little marten]

My family owned a small piece of land on Erata Prime

[fossil oasis]

Basically anyone saying to destroy them was correct technically

[tall grove]

None of them. Not a single one would be good for normal life

[fluid moon]

wdym you arent born and raised from superearth

fucking normie smh..

[inland sentinel]

damn normies

ruining helldivers 2

[tawny gorge]

one day i'll recite the lowtiergod speech

today is not the day

[tall grove]

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

[round mica]

Guys Arguments Are Useless With live in the Best Planet The Emperah Comes from ERE - Defo not an ork or was He A Brummie 🤷‍♂️

[jaunty path]

OwO snuggles you Dwon't say mean things like that Slayer-chan!!!

[round mica]

Don't make me smash you

[fluid moon]

[jaunty path]

Smack me with a mallet all you want

[jaunty path]

my brain damage cannot be matched

[tawny gorge]

stfu

[jaunty path]

OnO why so mean....

[fossil oasis]

Only if it makes a cartoon smacking sound and you get flattened like a cartoon character

[tall grove]

Average warhammer fan

[fluid moon]

cant wait for cyberpunk 2 in chicago

[fossil oasis]

It's gonna be in night city again

[tawny gorge]

no you get another city

[vocal hawk]

90th siege of hellmire killed me uncle in law

[thick coyote]

Well yeah

But with another city as well

[fluid moon]

night city’s old news now we’re going to the chicago and its fent crisis

[vocal hawk]

he was a fire tornado farmer

[fossil oasis]

Booo

Gimme more Night City

[tawny gorge]

main city will still be nc

[little marten]

No? I don’t play helldivers 2, I live it. No, I don’t just hop on for a wick game with the buddies, I check the Reddit and Discord and make sure I’m always contributing to liberation scores. No, I don’t just choose the faction I feel like it. I play to win and anyone who plays the faction they feel like it is a casual. No I don’t buy warbonds, you can just grind them it only takes 16 hours. Yes I hate women, that not really got anything to do with helldivers 2 has it. No, I don’t use whatever gun fulfills may fantasy, the game isn’t balanced for casuals so why would I play like one? No I don’t think the state of the game is stable, I think it needs to lose 50% of the casuals.

[tawny gorge]

boring ass city

[vocal hawk]

I prefer day town

[languid hazel]

I heard helldivers

[tawny gorge]

it takes less than 2 hours actually

[thick coyote]

Cyberpunk 2 in Chicago with the pocket Fent ability

[fluid moon]

the fact this isnt a copypasta because i watched you sit there and type it

[vocal hawk]

evil johnny silverhand: hey guys it’s me jonathan copperarm

[little marten]

Girls gotta eat

[tender trellis]

are servers down?

[fossil oasis]

No

[blissful kiln]

johnny is already evil

[fluid moon]

no leaking the new skill tree..

[tall grove]

He supports large companies and the exploitation of human labour

[fossil oasis]

Ehh it depends. It's a lil more nuanced than that

[vocal hawk]

yeah but in a ted kazcysnki way

[little marten]

I love Chicago!! Eyyyy I’m walkin ere!!!!

[fluid moon]

you obviously love megacorporations and it shows

[tawny gorge]

he meant Good johnny silverhand*

[blissful kiln]

obviously

[fossil oasis]

When are we nuking blackrock

[tall grove]

How else are we gonna get our daily dose of microplastics?

[whole glade]

i will eat your fridge

[fossil oasis]

Where is Johnny

[whole glade]

fuck you

[amber delta]

woah cool it with antisemitic remarks

[tawny gorge]

this is in defense of a mid musician terrorist btw

[vocal hawk]

I like the nightcorp and peralez story more than the muh capitalism story made by a corporation

[blissful kiln]

Johnny is just like Luffy

[wicked sentinel]

Lol omg this morning when I got on to play I saw how much ogryns spawned. A lot of people did not build anti ogryn builds so I was left last standing a lot

[tawny gorge]

christian bale made that movie

[fossil oasis]

Idk who that is

[fluid moon]

i think making keanu reeves a terrorist was exactly what kept cyberpunk alive

[vocal hawk]

one piece

[tawny gorge]

me when i lie

[tall grove]

Protagonist of one piece

[fossil oasis]

Idc about one piece

[vocal hawk]

yeah but in like a ted kaczynski way

[tall grove]

Neither do I but i still know his name

[blissful lava]

th's chat hard to tame ;mao

[fossil oasis]

I'm not watching it, idc what people say about it

[whole glade]

too long

[tawny gorge]

he wasnt a terrorist in johnny mnemonic

[little marten]

I love the bit where he says “I am the cyberpunk” and gets his Johnny silverhahd out

[whole glade]

too many fillers

thats about it

[fossil oasis]

Nah the story is also peak tbh

[tawny gorge]

he didnt do step 2 of the kaczinski operation so not real

[amber delta]

theres like 10000 episodes of that anime and they still have not found one piece, are they stupid

[fossil oasis]

Probably

[tawny gorge]

why is rogue still allowed to roam the earth she was complicit in allat

[fossil oasis]

Sorry but like you cannot tell me that 90% of that isn't filler

[tall grove]

The real one piece was the friends we made along the way

[little marten]

What do they even do in that anime

[fluid moon]

also deadass i had no clue cyberpunk had a whole thing with edgerunners i just thought they slightly mentioned it

[vocal hawk]

plot development

[blissful kiln]

the game actually tells you why

[tawny gorge]

if there was no plot armour they would all get the night lords treatment

[fluid moon]

slobbered on the long schlong of the megacorp

[tawny gorge]

i forger

[tall grove]

Pirates on a boat, pirates on a boat, pirates on a fucking boat

[fossil oasis]

Yeah probably

[languid hazel]

I mean… tbf big corporations are among the greatest evils currently existing :3

[fossil oasis]

True :3

[vocal hawk]

not even

have you seen john evil

[languid hazel]

Lol

[little marten]

Deamons and lizard people are worse

[tawny gorge]

you mean the governments

bro im not politics talking in general today

[little marten]

Deploy the anti politics grenades

[little marten]

The rabble is getting brave again

[languid hazel]

The governments are owned by the corporations though :3

[fossil oasis]

Corporations control the government, Corporations are still the greatest evil

[tall grove]

Nuh uh, they’re entirely justified in employing slave labour to make environmentally destructive products in order to make a few more doubloons

[vocal hawk]

anti politics will continue until morale improves

[amber delta]

corporations bad

[tawny gorge]

deploy the anti politics nukes

[fluid moon]

wake up samurai, we got a general chat to ruin with politics

[little marten]

Lizards control the government.
Lizards control the corporations.
Lizards control the zoos.
Lizards control lizards.

[blissful kiln]

Amazon is actually based you guys

[tawny gorge]

did you know? War Bad

[blissful kiln]

I love megacorporations

[tawny gorge]

hehehe im so smort

[blissful kiln]

I love Meta

[tall grove]

War, war never goons or something whatever the quote was

[vocal hawk]

as a nestle shareholder I can safely say everything I do is morally correct

[tawny gorge]

you want the zuck

[blissful kiln]

I am the zuck

[tawny gorge]

replace the z with a c

[languid hazel]

Why is it called Chasm Terminus?

[fluid moon]

almost makes you wish for a nuclear autumn

[little marten]

Just got my new delivery from Amazon PRIME. You haven’t heard of Amazon PRIME? Well let me just say it’s great value for money on Amazon PRIME and deliveries are free or charge and can often be next day delivery so if you live a busy lifestyle or just want the kinda things you can buy locally (Amazon PRIME is a global distributor btw) then don’t hesitate to check out Amazon PRIME

[tawny gorge]

from the screen to the ring to the balls to my peen

[tall grove]

Yeah, it’d be some kind of drop outside or something

[fossil oasis]

Technically isn't it's full name "Chasm Station Terminus"? At least that's what Morrow sometimes calls it. So like Chasm Station and it's end of the line (Terminus = Terminate)?

[little marten]

Least unhinged prime member

[jaunty path]

My servitor I ordered on Amazon prime arrived!

[vocal hawk]

well it’s dark and gritty

[jaunty path]

Friend Servitor!

[lyric flicker]

hello guys, i'm experiencing heavy lagg and disconnects since the last big update (bound by duty). Anyone else ? any solution ? (every other games works fine)

[fluid moon]

because we’re fucking lazy

[tall grove]

Ts better than the original song

[little marten]

Not to unmask all you anti capitalist fakers but I actually am not a prime member

[tawny gorge]

you're never getting that

[little marten]

I go direct to the sweatshop

[jaunty path]

I can have a servitor

[vocal hawk]

everyone is a fake anti capitalist except for me and my waco esque compound I use to kidnap hikers and turn them into servitors because they’re agents of microsoft

[jaunty path]

REAL

[little marten]

Ok forgive me, I pale in comparison

[tall grove]

Well there is a torture room for weeding out heretics or whatever so that adds up

[fluid moon]

arasakas taking notes

[vocal hawk]

I go on tiktok also but totally not to handle my dopamine addiction it’s so I can further my hatred towards rich people

[little marten]

I love tiktok

It makes me feel young and relevant

[fossil oasis]

Ngl I forgor about that part but like yeah there is also that

[wintry lagoon]

# DESTROY THE RATIONS TEAM IS WINNING

[fossil oasis]

Good

The rations are tainted or whatever

[tall grove]

Awwww cmon

[vocal hawk]

fart rations

[tall grove]

Yeah that’s the point. Spreading infected rations to starving people is hilarious

[fluid moon]

not if i have anything to say about that

[tawny gorge]

technically

[little marten]

I mean FatShark kinda pooped the bed by coming out and saying the rations were bad

[amber delta]

Arthas we need you

[fluid moon]

yeah lmao

[fossil oasis]

Yeah true, they shoulda left people speculating

[solar wolf]

Remind me to NEVER visit you for dinner...

[tall grove]

There was never gonna be a scenario that they weren’t. This is nurgle we’re talking about

[ocean widget]

fatshark pulled a fatshark

[fossil oasis]

Idk, coulda at least said Some Rations instead of all

[vocal hawk]

it would be funny thoughhhhh

[little marten]

Who is Nurgle?

[tall grove]

I can be trusted I promise

[fossil oasis]

So much for your "sealed tins"

[wintry lagoon]

RECOVER - 2181085
DESTROY - 2187641

[solar wolf]

Be like that woman who used poisonous mushrooms

[little marten]

Did she get sentenced yet?

Manslaughter right?

[tall grove]

1/10 bait

[fluid moon]

thanks twitch.tv/twitch.tv

[solar wolf]

Yeee

[tall grove]

No clue who you’re talking about but sure

[wintry lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/special-agent-gif-27395014

[little marten]

Tainted bait some might say

[fluid moon]

[tall grove]

You say tainted, I say blessed

[vocal hawk]

do you know about the guy who said that federal agents glowed in the dark

[tall grove]

Vaguely, yeah

[little marten]

Was that the temple OS guy?

[vocal hawk]

yeah

[fluid moon]

another wannabe heretic, what else is new

[tall grove]

Nothing. New things are heresy don’t ya know?

[vocal hawk]

terry davis he was fucking insane if you couldn’t tell already

[wintry lagoon]

I bet that the destroy the rations will equal equally as horrible debuffs for the next day

[fluid moon]

dont you tell me what is and isnt heresy nurgle praiser.

[little marten]

Dudes a Nurgle worshipper sic him

[blissful kiln]

terry wasn't insane

he was being guided by God

[vocal hawk]

franklin expedition reference

[blissful kiln]

the CIA took him down

[little marten]

Terry predicted it

He’s not dead

[vocal hawk]

we need to run over the glowing feds to avenge him

[tall grove]

Who says I’m a nurgle worshipper? The facts? Don’t you know that facts are chains that bind perception and fetter truth?

[blissful kiln]

may his soul rest in peace

[tall grove]

Clearly you haven’t read your prayer books enough smh

[solar wolf]

SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME

[little marten]

Did you know Terry coded a psp to play Nintendo DS games on it

[fluid moon]

blah blah blah THROWIN A BOX

[tall grove]

That’s a loading screen quote

[vocal hawk]

I only read the goonius imperalis

[solar wolf]

STILL HERESY I AM SURE

[fossil oasis]

When is this "new member" thing gonna go away, like i've been here a week already, why am I still new apparently

[tall grove]

Gibbing me won’t stop me from winning the argument

[neon zinc]

"The rations were Blight tainted"

VINDICATION

[little marten]

You’re red name to me

[tall grove]

Based

[round mica]

is the shop rotation tomorrow or next week

[blissful kiln]

skissue

[fluid moon]

yeah but you cant argue back as gibs

[fossil oasis]

Well yeah i'm red name but it's showing the lil green discord icon that shows if people are new

Which is why I don't get why the lil green discord thing is there, because like i'm active in the server too

[little marten]

It’s my 3 year anniversary here next week

[tall grove]

Therefore you’re speaking to meat chunks, making you delusional so I win

[vocal hawk]

unc

[fossil oasis]

Insane

[fluid moon]

..

[lilac crag]

I barely have a year of this game

1.1k hours

[tall grove]

All the more reason to keep collecting them

[fossil oasis]

I think the only server i've been in that long and still interact with is my own server that I keep adding more people too

[lilac crag]

💔

[neon zinc]

I told everyone the rashuns was tainted

[tawny gorge]

my 4th is in 11 months

[vocal hawk]

[fluid moon]

im telling the comissuh on you.

[tall grove]

Go on. Tell him how you lost an argument to a pile of meat

I’m sure he’ll be dead proud

[round mica]

bros been in this server longer than i’ve been on discord

[last scarab]

Geez, and I’m getting it when my paycheck comes through today

[little marten]

And I’ve not exhibited an ounce of growth

[vocal hawk]

you should hello kitty island adventure instead

[round mica]

[last scarab]

This would be funny

But I like Ogryns too much in Warhammer lore

[fluid moon]

this ones a good one

[last scarab]

I must protec the lil ‘uns

[untold skiff]

Think I've been on discord for 10 years now

[languid hazel]

Make all your characters just ogryns :>

[tall grove]

Username checks out then, lol

[last scarab]

I’m calling my first Ogryn Dino nuggies

[fluid moon]

and make sure all their names are some form of onomatopoeia

[languid hazel]

Based

[little marten]

U just beat me I think

[fossil oasis]

The names people come up with for their Ogryns are always the most creative imo

[little marten]

10 years is wild

[fossil oasis]

And Arbites are usually the least creative

[untold skiff]

Nvm only 9 years will be 10 In like 5 months

[fluid moon]

paul bungryn

[tall grove]

Not creative doesn’t mean not funny, at least to me

[fluid moon]

love paul

[fossil oasis]

I've been on Discord like 8 years tbh

[fluid moon]

speaking of where is paul?

[last scarab]

My Ogryn names are gonna be either Dino nugggie, le chonk, or whatever stupid thing I’ll come up with when drunk

[fossil oasis]

Yeah but Arbites are both creative and unfunny. I see so many "Judge Dredd"'s and so many dogs called "Princess"

[gilded depot]

How do I post pictures?

[untold skiff]

My ogryn is named grog

[fossil oasis]

I called mine "Shaggy" and the dog "Scooby " since i'd never seen that before but i've suddenly seen a lot more Arbites as that

[last scarab]

That is really funny

[fossil oasis]

Get red role, can't post pics in gen-chat tho

[little marten]

Welcome old timer

[tall grove]

Mine is bodycam-off and my dog is excessiveforce. Very unoriginal. Still funny to me

[last scarab]

I’m assuming it’s an XP system to get the new role?

So I just have to talk a lot

[fossil oasis]

Ngl, kinda gave me the idea to try get a team which is just the mystery gang

[fossil oasis]

100 messaged, give or take, I think

So kinda yeah

[prisma owl]

Me being cursed with too much imagination straight up named mine "Meradith" and the dog "Venator"

[last scarab]

Lots of talking geez

[little marten]

1 politics debate you’ll get there

[fossil oasis]

Surprisingly i've actually seen very few that are similar to that tbh

[little marten]

Or maybe you’re inclined to join the hornyposters

[last scarab]

Psyker Velma

[fossil oasis]

I imagine there where more on Arbites launch tho tbh

[tall grove]

I’ve seen a few

[fossil oasis]

True.
Zealot Daphne and Vet Fred then?

[fossil oasis]

Eh, if you're active in server it's not so much

[last scarab]

I was thinking Ogryn Fred for the funny

[astral basin]

Misery

[fossil oasis]

Oh true, maybe. I've been thinkin of it as what makes sense for each chatacter, with the exception of Shaggy having to be Arbites to have Scooby

[little marten]

What if we kissed next to the tainted rations pile?

[fossil oasis]

[last scarab]

Like zoinks scoob, we have to purge the heretics and Nurgle’s forces

I hate autocorrect

[little marten]

Jinkies

[last scarab]

Jeepers

[fossil oasis]

Maybe the tainted rations are scooby snacks

[astral basin]

Ruh roh

[little marten]

Ruh roh

[last scarab]

I just randomly remembered a meme where it’s all of the mystery gang doing stuff, but it ends with Fred doing a deep voice and saying Jeep Grand Cherokee

I have no clue where it’s from

[last scarab]

Yummers

[vocal hawk]

ruh roh shaggy we’ve woken the ghost of Hong Xiuquan!

[last scarab]

Like zoinks scoob, thermonuclear warfare

I hate autocorrect with a burning passion

[tall grove]

Real

[raven furnace]

how do you get attack speed buff during event?

[broken cave]

I just had a crazyass clutch

too bad we ended up failing the mission cause of a daemonhost aggroingduring a horde but otherwise we would have won

[fossil holly]

so

how did i only kill

12 dreg

out of 750

in a whole maelstrom mission?

like

[fluid moon]

what was your class

[fossil holly]

zealot

[inland mantle]

Scab seed moment

[fluid moon]

that explains it

[fossil holly]

how?

[fluid moon]

or scab seed

maybe both

[fossil holly]

no i saw dreg i killed a bunch, maybe not 750 but more than 12

[fluid moon]

my duty as an ogryn to blame zealots for existing and dog on them relentlessly

[fossil holly]

:((

[fluid moon]

maybe put some meat on them bones shouty and youll kill a few more

[fossil holly]

so why does me being a zealot make me kill 12 dreg even though i killed more?

like i watched the counter as i was killing them

[fluid moon]

did you have an ogryn or psyker teammate

[fossil holly]

and it didnt go up

psyker and ogryn

[fluid moon]

then thats why

both are heavy kill thieves

[full smelt]

people really fell for the destroy rations propaganda

[fluid moon]

plus the whole kill system is a bit odd

[inland mantle]

The tracker just kinda sucks man doesnt update right away at times

[fossil holly]

thats so dumb, i think if you do damage to the enemy you should get the kill and if all four did the damage all four should get the kill

[fluid moon]

nope

[fossil holly]

now i killed 15

in the lobby

[fluid moon]

its smth like whoever hit it the hardest or got the final hit or smth

gets the kill

[fossil holly]

killed 3 more in my head

[fossil holly]

welp thats just silly

[fluid moon]

fatshart being fatshart again

[pseudo timber]

Damnation is low-key a chore

25 crushers into 25 mutants

And repeat

Oh and 15 bulwark

Love those fellas

[raven salmon]

weekly contract kills are shared by the team iirc

[ocean widget]

where the fuck are you seeing all that in damnation

been doing auric and aint seen even 5 bulwarks and crushers at once

[little marten]

GUYS THERES BEEN A POWERCUT

[whole glade]

some mfs arent built for truth nuking DHs

[pseudo timber]

The first assassination mission 😭

Or the second one I forget

[whole glade]

DONT FUCKING AGRO THE DHS WITHOUT WARNING US

[pseudo timber]

But yeah it was just an eyesore

[broken cave]

how long until rotation

[pseudo timber]

How long until vet can one tap everything 🐜

[sleek harness]

Use that one lasgun rifle

[little marten]

It’s ok the power has come back

[sleek harness]

Duh

Holy shit destroying rations is finally winning

[pseudo timber]

Which one

There's like

40k of them

[sleek harness]

Lasgun rifle

[inland mantle]

Cant relate devil claw has spoken and I must parry it to death

[inland sentinel]

Whats error 3013 and why do I keep getting it

[pseudo timber]

They should add QuickTime events to free yourself if trapped or pounced on

[zenith merlin]

there already is one, and it's called listening to the audio cue and dodging or shoving

[neon agate]

Or doggo

[lilac crag]

listening to the audio cue when the audio is bugged kinda doesn't help with that

[pseudo timber]

counter argument: 17 dogs

[rocky moat]

me when the dog is facing 180 degrees away from me and it doesnt play an audio queue so i dont dodge but it decides to flip around instantly

(i am dogged)

((the qte didn't play))

[inland mantle]

Weakest dog on atoma

[hollow karma]

Yea dogs are kinda bs

[lilac crag]

also it can jump on you without an audio que/prep time if it runs in a straight line to you

I've seen it happen where they just decide to fucking leap mid sprint

incredible AI

[rocky moat]

yah lol

[inland mantle]

Yea that's a thing that is meant to happen wasnt always that way they use to stop before leaping everytime

[neon agate]

Wtf is that bingus? Bingus plays darktide?

[hollow karma]

That’s poppy but bingus is her cousin

[neon agate]

Does poppy main brick ogryn?

[broken cave]

ngl i wish the headhunter ag and the ilg basically used firemodes like the boltgun instead of making you click for a bajillion rounds

(Ik there's a mod but i want it to be basegame)

[main pelican]

i wish the ILG was just better

it needs a headhunter-tier touchup

[twin flower]

Real

[tall grove]

Best we can do is another duelling sword buff

[twin flower]

DS was buffed?

[rocky moat]

special action super strong

[tall grove]

I believe so. Plus the parry it has now is better than the jab imo

[twin flower]

Didn't know it even had a parry lmao

[tall grove]

It didn’t, but it does now

[twin flower]

Oh really? dang

[tall grove]

It used to be a quick jab

[twin flower]

When was that, havent gotten on since last week

Weekdays are oof

[tall grove]

I believe it was changed in the bound for duty update (correct me if I’m wrong)

[twin flower]

Oh lmao, only thing I touched was the new bolter variants when it came out

And the Falc

[flint flame]

good morning gamers I am here to get my convict role so I can post stupid darktide art

how are we today

[tall grove]

Power falchion my beloved

[twin flower]

Love how people have such mixed feelings about it

do be funny

[hollow karma]

Good man

[hollow karma]

In 150 messages, tell me about your day

[tall grove]

I don’t see how. I far prefer the lasting buff power weapon to the “you can power it up one then take one swing” shit

[flint flame]

aw shid, Ive only been awake for 2 hrs and been in meetings all morning

Im a simple creature, I wake up and daydream about Rinda Karnak

[blissful kiln]

bc it's much weaker

[flint flame]

[hollow karma]

That sounds… exhilarating

[tall grove]

I don’t really care. I’d rather press R3 once and be able to just spam attack than have to do both

[twin flower]

Yeah, I mean I enjoy it as a weapon, but theres peoples that like to min max results and stuff

[tall grove]

Then again, I’m not exactly some super high skill havoc savant

[twin flower]

Im not really the type that thinks about that when playing games

[rocky moat]

can thse people stop queuing auric

[twin flower]

nevah

[rocky moat]

im convinced they couldnt beat a fucking heresy

[tall grove]

I doubt they’d be able to get through damnation if they couldn’t get through heresy

[rocky moat]

there's an exploit to iirc

[tall grove]

Why would you want to cheat past hard difficulties to get to an even harder difficulty?

[flint flame]

I swear I had good runs all week in auric and then yesterday was just leaver hell, someone gets netted for a milisecond and leaves while i stand on top of them halfway through the prompt to free them

it was absurd

[tall grove]

Nets are awful. Yesterday I got caught like three or four times in a row directly after being freed each time. Then again, maybe I’m just bad lol

[rocky moat]

stupidity

[tall grove]

I think it’s just coop game players being coop game players

[flint flame]

It do be like that sometimes. One day you can dodge and snipe them all, the next every single ounce of CC possible catches you 🥴

Some days latency just decides nah, fuck you, and throws me back in the net after showing my dodge lol

[tall grove]

The copium part of me says that the nets are janky and inconsistent. The realist part of me says I’m ass at the game. Both are right, both are wrong

[shy sandal]

Bragging rights

[flint flame]

Same. Though my answer will depend how good of a mood I'm in, or how many games deep 😂

[twin flower]

I dont think playing aurics by itself can be bragging rights

Not unless you got the titles

Or even the Havoc ones

[tall grove]

Yeah, because nothing says “I’m a badass” like having your entrails experience fresh air while your teammates are wondering why they sent the emperor’s dullest servitor on an auric mission

[tall grove]

I have yet to play a havoc match. 1: because I have no friends to play it with and 2: because I’m almost certainly just not good enough at the game for it

[twin flower]

I just play with randos and made it all the way to clearance 21

[flint flame]

Low havocs are very doable for anyone up until 20

[twin flower]

And yeah I wish my mates plays the game too, pretty neato

[tall grove]

How? It requires a private match

[blissful kiln]

Havoc 1 is literally Malice

[twin flower]

There's a Party Finder

[shy sandal]

They just wanna feel like "Hey i beat Auric Maelstrom, skibidi toilet super duper hard."

Even if their skill doesn't match the difficulty, they'll be stubborn and believe they can beat it and be part of the cool kids club

[blissful kiln]

Havoc 20 is about Auric Mael\Auric HISTG

[tall grove]

I was not aware

[fickle ravine]

I feel silly to ask this, how do I burn or save rations, I didnt play yesterday

[little marten]

Cry havoc, treacherous sons!

[twin flower]

skibidi toilet still a thing? lmao

[broken cave]

it needs more than that cause headhunter is still kind of ass

[tall grove]

I’m not sure Wich one will be my skill level, or if they’ll kick me for not being skilled enough, but I’ll try

[blissful kiln]

biggest problem of Havoc is having to use the Party Finder

waste of time

[main pelican]

it feels alright on uhhh, MMF/exe stance targeting shooters
problem feels like it's mag capacity/reload speed but like

yeah i get what you mean

[tall grove]

Yeah, but it’s mostly satire now. I hope.

[main pelican]

i still would probably never use the headhunter outside of veteran

or that particular build

[rocky moat]

genuinely what the fuck is going on in aurics right now

[shy sandal]

When a game is not compatitive, usually the closest thing people can compete over is how many shiny trophies they can flex...

Imagine that American Psycho scene, but with titles

[flint flame]

Can always list your available havoc mission in party finder, lots of folks will join lower havocs to assist for the penances 🙂

[main pelican]

whats wrong
is it filled with quitters and shitters or

[crisp hemlock]

now let’s see paul allen’s darktide title

[flint flame]

I try to jump into lower ones to help out & as a calmer warmup to the day lol

[tall grove]

Oh, I didn’t know that, thanks for the suggestion

[little marten]

It’s been a bad day for aurics it seems

[twin flower]

20 and below havocs arent that bad yeah

[little marten]

Guess I’ll have to roll up my sleeves and jump in tomorrow

[shy sandal]

Glad i didn't play today, lol

[tall grove]

What happened?

[twin flower]

Mainly doing it because theres a Penance I wanted to get

[rocky moat]

yeah

filled

[little marten]

It’s because of the event tbh

[main pelican]

god i fucking hate quitters so much

[twin flower]

[rocky moat]

3 'games' in a row of people who don't know how to play the game

[little marten]

All the on and off players come back and the muscle memory requirements of this game filter them

[main pelican]

"wahhhh, i got downed once!!!! i have to leave to preserve my glorious K/D!"

[full smelt]

yall too are getting people leaving the match bcs they wanna recover/destroy and someone in the team wants to do the opposite

[twin flower]

Wish i could play rn , but I got an intership going atm

[tall grove]

I was barely able to scrape by on auric, will I have issues? I’m asking because “not that bad” can mean different things to different people

Sorry if I’m being a tad annoying, I just want to make sure

[flint flame]

HONESTLY. yesterday we could not go a single match without minimum 3-4 leavers and eventually they just dont get filled in because the mission filters off rotation

So painful

[broken cave]

what

[twin flower]

Uhh, well in my case I wanted to be at leastsa sorta useful so I looked up Havoc guides/builds for my class lmao

[little marten]

Until it becomes second nature, the difficulty curve is built in such a way that you will struggle and then suddenly you don’t

[tall grove]

How bad was it?

[twin flower]

Youre aight mate

[fickle ravine]

I was in fact silly, figured it out fast

[azure raptor]

is there a idfference between destroy and recover these rations

[broken cave]

recover spawns ogryns destroy spawns homeless people

[fickle ravine]

have you played helldivers

[broken cave]

also the rations are tainted

[twin flower]

ogryns will go on a strike cuz no rashuns

[azure raptor]

ya

[tall grove]

Yeah, if you recover them you feed poor people poison (based) if you destroy them the ogryn don’t get rations (cringe)

[flint flame]

Yeah just checking out some build ideas, or tips for havoc, theres some guides floating around. You'll pick up (via playing a few matches) what people build out or think is best for them 😄 As someone said, the earlier havocs equal Malice/Heresy so if you can handle those you should be all good. Just some trickier modifiers to learn

Sorry to yap at you lol

[fickle ravine]

same concept as those small events, chose one get a thing chose the other to get another thing

its a world event

[azure raptor]

so we kinda get to choose what the director spawns?

[twin flower]

How long til the events over

[fickle ravine]

kinda, yeah

[twin flower]

I havent hopped on reeeee

[main pelican]

i would suggest getting comfortable with auric before attempting havoc

it never hurts to overprepare

[twin flower]

Or Auric Maelstorms

Good practice imo

[fickle ravine]

the infested crusher dont have their helmet on

[flint flame]

Auric Maelstroms are good pratice, but they set your havoc to 16 tho dont they?

[main pelican]

and if you're barely able to scrape by on auric, id suggest going to your respective class channel and submitting your current build for review and improvement

[flint flame]

Might be rough if you havent seen the modifiers before to go from 1 to 16

[twin flower]

I mean if you eventually wanna do high diff Havocs I think so lmao

I know I wanna try H40's at least

Looks fun

[main pelican]

i thought i was doing pretty good to a point by just doing shit all by myself, not using proper builds or anything, got to auric and stuff

[tall grove]

All good. I’ll try, I just find I’m not able to keep up with meta builds. I build my character to the playstyle I enjoy, Wich is why I worry if it won’t be competitive enough

[main pelican]

started struggling hard in havoc or so

checked in the channels and turns out im stupid as fuck lmao

[main pelican]

theres generally a havoc-viable build for every playstyle

generally

[twin flower]

In my experience in low Havocs, people dont generally bother about your build

[flint flame]

Yeah I get you! I have a mix of meta builds and off-meta for fun. Unless I am doing something demanding of a certain requirement (like higher havoc flame staff psyker, etc) - I usually try to look at what nodes are the most commonly selected and build around that as a baseline. That way can still have my fun, but with some solid foundation that I know works.

Lower havocs really won't demand too much from a build though, so you can definitely have fun first and think of meta later

[tall grove]

Oh alright, good to know

[tall grove]

That’s good to know, thanks! I wanted to make sure I wouldn’t be fucking over anyone on my team by being deadweight

[twin flower]

What class you mainly play as

[tall grove]

Zealot

[fickle ravine]

woe wave of 12 crushers

[twin flower]

Should prolly try exploring the other class myself

I've been a Vet since I started

I got a Zealot thats on level 27 but havent touched him since the Bound to Duty updoot

[untold skiff]

Only really worry about that at havoc 30+

[tall grove]

I should probably branch out too admittedly, I just love the heavy eviscerator and the Scottish voice

[tall grove]

Got it, thanks!

[cunning elk]

Question: Will we see the Scab Plasma Gunner added to the Meat Grinder? I've got builds I would like to test.

[tall grove]

I’ve been wondering this too

[untold skiff]

They should make havoc level meat grinder without mods aswell

The meat grinder is kind of lacking.

[flint flame]

I need to give zealot a proper try, mine is so neglected lmfao. Poor guys been sitting at level 32 while all the others have hit triple digits, or near enough

[twin flower]

Yeaaah, one reason I wanted to play Zealot was cuz of that weapon lmao

[tall grove]

I’d like to get monstrosities in the meat grinder as well

[flint flame]

Just no zealot builds really call to me

[twin flower]

should make that mod where you can spawn enemies just a part of the game

[untold skiff]

My zealot is around level 250-350 forgot where I stopped

[tall grove]

It’s such a stupid and unpractical weapon. So it’s perfect for Warhammer

[hard crane]

and plas gunners

[tall grove]

As I previously stated, yeah. We need those in the meat grinder

[flint flame]

I get the most glee from seeing Thammers in my matches, so maybe I'll just go ahead and kit out a thammer for my zealot

[hard pivot]

yo

sire melk sux

[twin flower]

I thought FS would at least add them in meat grinder everytime they'd introduced a new enemy

but guess not

[tall grove]

Some of us (me) cant use mods, so that’d be great

[twin flower]

I just dont like using mods in general

[tall grove]

Grass is green, water is wet, sky is blue

[tacit geode]

I believe they said they're gonna be added soon™

[twin flower]

It crashses some peoples games everytime theres a majot update

[astral basin]

Once again getting kicked off walkway Lambda by a plague ogryn
At least there isnt bonus barrels and 15 poxbursters this time…

[twin flower]

Really? That'd be great tho lmao

[jaunty path]

I shat myself

[tall grove]

Nurgleposting

[twin flower]

nice

[astral basin]

Change the diaper then

[jaunty path]

no

[ocean widget]

soon in fatshark terms is never

[twin flower]

put a new one ontop of the old one

[twin flower]

unfortunate

[tacit geode]

#general-chat message

[twin flower]

wuh?

[tacit geode]

Here's teh CM saying it

as proof

[twin flower]

nice addition either way

[ripe tangle]

do Tyranids sometimes follow their own pheromone trails then have others follow the ones immediately in front of them until you have hundreds or even thousands of them marching along in a spiral until they die of exhaustion?

[rocky moat]

ok

these people are 100% heresy players

i dont know how they got auric access

straight up

[tall grove]

Nepotism. Their dad works at fatshark

[twin flower]

lmao

they get all the skins

[ocean widget]

im guessing you read something about ants lucia

[tall grove]

“My dad works at fatshark and will put you in a penitent engine if you steal my ammo again”

[ripe tangle]

How’d you know?

[hard crane]

new class real???

[ripe tangle]

but yes, I did.

[ocean widget]

pheromones

[tall grove]

Very real. Source: I am the fat shark

[ocean widget]

the word not the thing

[rocky moat]

i dont doubt it at all

[ocean widget]

ants use pheromones for a lot of things

[rocky moat]

i dont likebeing mean to new players

[ocean widget]

like detecting if one of them is dead, when their queen is horny etc etc

[rocky moat]

but please

just dont
do auric if ou arent equipped

[twin flower]

horny bug

arent most nids just drones to the hive mind tho

[tall grove]

What kinda stuff are they doing that’s making you this mad?

[tall grove]

All, I believe

[ocean widget]

yeah but they probably use some kind of pheromones

[ripe tangle]

It’s also how they know if an ant is from their colony or not

[jaunty path]

punch new players in the face

[ocean widget]

yeah that sorta shit

[twin flower]

gib them the classic karskin double tap

[ocean widget]

scientists tested it way back when and watched an ant from a hive get beaten up by its allies cus it smelled wrong

[ripe tangle]

if ants not from their home colony were to stumble upon a different colony, ants from the rival colony immediately attack and kill them.

[tall grove]

Just like us fr

[rocky moat]

it's less "one person doing stupid stuff" and more
Literally the one singular good game I've had the entirety of today has been with a group of 4 people that knew each-other
all of my other games have had at least one person being actively detrimental

[ripe tangle]

Ant colonies will actually go to war with eachother simply because pheromones are crossing lines based on where sources of food or water or whatever are coming from

they literally sniff out eachother’s scents and attack and try to kill eachother’s nests

[blissful kiln]

oh we do more than just kill though

[twin flower]

i remember watching alot of AntsCanada from youtube because of a mild interest I had with ants

[tall grove]

Again, what kinda stuff were they doing/not doing? Rushing away from the group? Stealing ammo and medicae charges?

[blissful kiln]

ants are too basic

[flint flame]

I had to give up on aurics yesterday because the last match was just one guy refusing to push poxbursters

[rocky moat]

think of any habits someone extremely new to the game would have, good or bad

[tall grove]

How do you get to auric without knowing to push poxbursters?

[flint flame]

Went back to levelling my second psyker up instead after he shot the poxburster in my face

[twin flower]

the funny

[flint flame]

I genuinely cannot fathom

[ocean widget]

having people pushing them for you

[tall grove]

I can’t think of any. This isn’t a joke, I’m foggy

[twin flower]

just run up behind someone else when one is chasing you

[rocky moat]

i don't blame you
it's just
all of that

[tall grove]

Or just face tanking them

[blissful kiln]

you can facetank them on every class aside from psyker

[rocky moat]

complete lack of care/teamplay is the core of the issues

[twin flower]

I'd honesly step off the game a bit lmao

[blissful kiln]

with no consequences

[twin flower]

cuz I'd be tilted as all hell

[flint flame]

Sometimes playing darktide is just showing up for your shift at the ball crushing factory, sometimes its an absolute delight

but man

[rocky moat]

i did, for like 3 hours
got back on
it's actually worse now

[twin flower]

lmao, which region you playing from

[tall grove]

Hey, some of us like the ball crushing factory! How else did souls games take off?

[uneven ermine]

Sister Lucia I have a request

[twin flower]

only souls game I ever finished is Sekiro lmao

[tall grove]

Step off again just to see how bad it can get

[ripe tangle]

Yes?

[ocean widget]

stop trying to get lucias pheromones mothman

[flint flame]

Real and true 😂

[uneven ermine]

I need eep

Please punch me in the skull

[twin flower]

Eyo

[tall grove]

If you have the hardware for it, play bloodborne (I’m a bloodborne glazer)

[ripe tangle]

punches Mothman in the skull so hard his brain opens up.

[twin flower]

Is it on PC, or still nah

I dont have a consol to play it on

[uneven ermine]

[blissful kiln]

it is on PC

[tall grove]

Nah, Sony hates us

[blissful kiln]

mostly

[twin flower]

Oh

[blissful kiln]

you can play Bloodborne in 60 fps

[tall grove]

Though I do think there’s a pc port (an unofficial one, obviously, so beware viruses)

[flint flame]

Yknow for all the pain darktide causes, nothing brings more joy than the little super-fast twirl your characters do sometimes when readying up. Weeeeeee

[blissful kiln]

console peasants coping and seething

[twin flower]

lemme check hol uo

[hazy kestrel]

Lotta quitters in auric today.

[tall grove]

If it’s in 60 fps, is it really still bloodborne?

[hazy kestrel]

Had 3 in one match, holy skill issue.

[tall grove]

Yikes

[twin flower]

Might as well play with bots at this point lmao

[uneven ermine]

Thanks ma’m

[flint flame]

Y'all give your characters real names or silly ones?

[uneven ermine]

I am now well rested

[tall grove]

Apparently they already are, according to charlotte

[uneven ermine]

Real

Except Ogryns

They get silly real

[hazy kestrel]

Ironically, the quitters were 2 initial zealots, and later a psyker. So much for the zealots and their faith.

[tall grove]

Depends on the character. I named my arbitrator bodcam-off and the dog excessiveforce

[twin flower]

Named mine Faraam

Not sure if people will know where it came from

[uneven ermine]

Oh my god it’s FARAAM

[blissful kiln]

peak souls 2 reference

[uneven ermine]

thirty parry noises

[twin flower]

eyyy

[tall grove]

“‘Tis a black day indeed when one such as ye lectures me, me! About faith”

[uneven ermine]

Oh I was thinking of a guy called Faraam

[flint flame]

Mine are all stupid names, but I know they got real ones 🤣 I treat them like terrible screennames.

Microdose
BiLexual
PraiseHell
GunShow
DontDreamItsOver (little Aussie music reference)

• their classes are obvious enough lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

I was also a zealot, was truly peak.

[twin flower]

I dont play much souls game myself but my brother is a nerdy dark souls fan

[tall grove]

R/shittydarksouls

[twin flower]

I get most of my lore from him lmao

[tall grove]

‘Twas the god emperor weeding out the truly faithful from the convictionless heathens

[vivid sequoia]

Hello tiz I skitophrenic the skitari :>

[tall grove]

Man these tides are getting pretty dark. I sure am glad I have my warhammer with me or I’d be dead 40,000 times over

[vivid sequoia]

I hate that made me slightly chuckle

[tall grove]

There is nothing humorous about my situation. You clearly have never experienced dark tides in your life, or you wouldn’t be laughing. Me and my forty thousand gang members are at war with our rival gang, the hammers

It’s a grim, dark life

[minor narwhal]

fight the darkest of tides with aquilas on the line....

[twin flower]

wish some missions just gave aquilas as rewards

[honest osprey]

Is everyone still able to play?

[tall grove]

But then players wouldn’t spend money on the shitty micro transactions store

They gotta make more doubloons somehow

[twin flower]

wish they'd add more cosmetics using dockets then lmao

[honest osprey]

They can add more content and make people wanna buy the game this gamw isn't free

[tall grove]

James workshop would never let something as heretical as “free cosmetics in a paid game” go farther than it already has

[tall grove]

Yeah but then the shareholders don’t get as many clams

You see the dilemma, surely

[honest osprey]

Share holders are the reason games suck nowadays lol

[twin flower]

looking at SM2, that feels like its true lmao

[minor narwhal]

me when i find john share holder and vaporize him with my mind

[tall grove]

Heresy! You’d dare deny those poor, poor millionaires their third yacht?

[arctic escarp]

whats with these homies dissin my girl...

[tall grove]

It’s games workshop. If they cared about consumer enjoyment they wouldn’t make a box of ten plastic figures cost like 80 CAD

[blissful kiln]

not true. shareholders are good for the gaming industry and corporations have made gaming better compared to 25 years ago

[uneven ermine]

“Free? You’d be lucky that they’re good”

[tall grove]

Least obvious corporate plant:

[twin flower]

real

[minor narwhal]

actually i love triple slop games and their like 829 dollar price tags

[twin flower]

expensive ass hobby

[blazing ibex]

John Grimdark, circa 2025

[twin flower]

I do like the codex's tho

[blissful kiln]

I am not a plant, I am a hu man

[tall grove]

“Every grim has its dark”

[honest osprey]

ITS HERESY TO LET THEM HAVE A YACHT WE NEED TO BRING THEM TO THEIR KNEES AND SHOW THEM THE MERCY OF THE EMPEROR

[uneven ermine]

The genestealers are at it again

[twin flower]

I should be working.. lmao

[uneven ermine]

Shut your karkin mouth before you bring exterminatus down on our heads

[twin flower]

see you peeps in a bit

[tall grove]

What’s that? You don’t like endless amounts of workers being exploited for their labour while the one percent lay back with a lavish life, bloated on human exploitation?

[blissful kiln]

@Wаrdens politics in chat, please ban everyone involved

[honest osprey]

Yeah but at tue cost of making everything about money money money lol

[broken cave]

how long until the commodore resets

[uneven ermine]

9 hours

Or wait

8

[tall grove]

Idk, six or seven hours

[uneven ermine]

8 hours 15 minutes

[broken cave]

thanks

[twin agate]

i wonder if there's enough dialogue that i could make a mod that replaces all the annoying "you suck at data interrogation/moving the damn crystals/pressing the buttons/touching your toes" dialogue with the relevant characters singing the macarena via sentence mixing

[flint flame]

8hrs until I can play dressups again, finally

the reason I play this game

[tall grove]

Yes please, more AAA seventy dollar corporate slop please

[honest osprey]

Unless the emperor demands it but they're not the emperor so it's HERESY

[blissful kiln]

you don't understand, the cost of making games went up. UE5 is the revolutionary engine and the cost is justified

[twin agate]

THERE'S gotta be

if morshu can read the entire bible off of two sentences i can make hadron sing the macarena

[tall grove]

I can’t tell if this is bait or not anymore

[minor narwhal]

when the bait is transcendental

[tall grove]

Nah I’m just autistic

[broken cave]

same

[minor narwhal]

minimum requirement to play darktide tbh

[broken cave]

LOL

[twin agate]

naw ADHD works too

[tall grove]

Minimum requirements to be a Warhammer enthusiast

[twin agate]

✋

[minor narwhal]

darktide truly allows variety in buildcrafting

[honest osprey]

This topic is way to complicated for me to talk about without doing a lot of research lol

[tall grove]

Both is best

[minor narwhal]

naw yo dont get it placing the same extremely unoptimized props in ue5 games is very costly

its why they cant afford hiring anyone to make the game good

[zinc marsh]

Find rations from good ol' nurgle cultists
See's flies around them
Takes them anyways
"Hey the rations are tainted"
Shocked_pikachu.jpeg

[blissful kiln]

I think UE5 games are going for nostalgia. They want you to feel what Crysis buyers felt back in 2007

[hidden trout]

All of the devs were assigned to making it as monetizable as possible

[blissful kiln]

except the games don't look as good as Crysis

but still

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[minor narwhal]

that'd be true but no1 can run the games usually

holy hell is that demon from picayune dreams i played that 3 days ago

[hidden trout]

ES6 will have a premium currency you use to open chests or complete quests beyond your daily limit

[blissful kiln]

so like Crysis

[minor narwhal]

well i think crysis was actually good looking for the time it was made

ue5 games just look the same

[wide anchor]

Lol for some reason my game keeps crashing occasionally whenever I equip the plasma gunner event portrait frame

[zinc marsh]

imagine getting in a debate about the slow decline of meaningful gameplay, storytelling and character in games before some rando somes in and hits you with "Have you considered enjoying games out of principle of not it being work?"

[wide anchor]

I wonder what the spaghetti code behind that is

[tall grove]

Fatshark jank tm

[jaunty path]

Yo

Does anyone here watch Skibidi Toilet

I got a crush on that purple tv head lady 💜

[whole glade]

guh

[minor narwhal]

buh

[whole glade]

me when

uhh

[fossil oasis]

Are we being fr rn?

[minor narwhal]

forgor

[tall grove]

What warp perils do to mfs mind

[whole glade]

me forgoreded

[whole glade]

why so queeriuos

im the woker baby

[rocky moat]

the woke mob is after me

[minor narwhal]

anti woke people when they fall asleep or something

[jaunty path]

Be honest Skibidi Toilet would be fuckin awful in the 40k universe

Yet another menace akin to orks

[fossil oasis]

I dont't even wanna imagine it honestly

[whole glade]

same their corrupting me every second, they make me see boys kissing everytime i blink

[blissful kiln]

I woke up today

[jaunty path]

Cuz YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

[blissful kiln]

is it over for me?

[minor narwhal]

thats woke

[jaunty path]

SKIBIBI MAXXING FOREVER

[fossil oasis]

Yes, you're woke now

[fossil oasis]

[whole glade]

me

anywho

shower time

[tall grove]

I’m the worker baby

[whole glade]

I SAID IT FIRST

FUCKASS

[tall grove]

Why so queerious?

[tall grove]

Fake news

[whole glade]

GRAHHHH

[fossil oasis]

Why is there no hardhat emoji

I need to hardhat react for them saying "worker" instead of "woker"

[whole glade]

my collar red and my neck is blue

[tall grove]

I’m a proud member of the proletariat

[ocean widget]

Okay tequila sunset

[fossil oasis]

I don't even have a hammer and sickle emoji

[fossil oasis]

Why do I not have the things I need when I need them most

[fossil oasis]

I can't believe you just made me look at this

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[jaunty path]

click on it.

[vestal mantle]

Well... It begins

Today I try a gacha

[minor narwhal]

is that canon to picayune dreams

[vestal mantle]

Im gonna die

[fossil oasis]

WHAT??????

[ocean widget]

Its from the pink Floyd server
Surprising lack of pink or people named floyd but there is a triangle

[fossil oasis]

Why is it from the Pink Floyd discord

[fickle ravine]

explodes barrel, team wipes with him only alive, leaves the game

[minor narwhal]

god i suddenly want to obliterate sire melk

[ocean widget]

They need reasons for people to join them

[fickle ravine]

Man I love darktide players

[ocean widget]

Get in line buddy

[tall grove]

I always want to

[blissful kiln]

based

[ocean widget]

Auric maelstrom?

[minor narwhal]

wait lets feed melk the blighted rations

[fickle ravine]

Yea

[ocean widget]

That'll be why

They were going for the ASS penance

[fossil oasis]

Why do people hate melk?

[tall grove]

But I wanna infect poor people

[fickle ravine]

WELL THEY SHOULD'NT HAVE SHOT THAT BARREL

[ocean widget]

Tbf you were too close to the barrel

[blissful kiln]

stupid poor people

[fickle ravine]

??

[fossil oasis]

Skissue apparently

[tall grove]

The poor are always so… ungrateful

[ocean widget]

Should've stayed away from the barrels

Shrimple

[fickle ravine]

Yeah foolish me

[fossil oasis]

Get a mod that adds a danger radius around barrels

Shrimple

[ocean widget]

Wow, rude

[fickle ravine]

its that simple

[tall grove]

I’m on ps5 so I can’t unfortunately (though I’d like to)

[fickle ravine]

why didnt I think of that

[ocean widget]

So are we having a group vote to ping the wardens or are we gonna see if they do it again

[flint flame]

when I play the videogame of unfathomable rage and malice

[fossil oasis]

Modmail

[fickle ravine]

Sorry I dont talk to people who boils chicken

[fossil oasis]

[tall grove]

That’s called league of legends

[ocean widget]

Oh true, forgot that exists

[ocean widget]

So why do you talk to yourself

[fossil oasis]

That's like the one sad thing about console tbh, no mod support

[jaunty path]

The voices

[flint flame]

A dark path I managed to avoid

[ocean widget]

Oh lmao he deleted it
Shame I screenshotted it

[jaunty path]

Hey everyone

Whos the hottest character in tadc

[tall grove]

The psyker’s babbling again

[jaunty path]

I think Pomni

[fossil oasis]

I got the message screenshotted even tho it is deleted now

[fossil oasis]

What's tadc?

[tall grove]

My beloved says that is a very odd question and you should be ashamed

[minor narwhal]

theres this weird slenderman guy asking me to collect his pages whats up with that

[twin agate]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[blissful kiln]

@Wаrdens

[fickle ravine]

Sorry I’m not white

[jaunty path]

The Amazing Digital Circus

[twin agate]

damn

[tall grove]

The amazing digital circus

[twin agate]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[flint flame]

oh thats just my dad

dw

[jaunty path]

My Beloved says no he didn't

[twin agate]

pretend this embedded

correctly

[fossil oasis]

Oh idk, I don't watch it

[minor narwhal]

collect my pages

[jaunty path]

Society.