general-chat

[wooden pilot]

How long as Brunt been missing for now? Since after year one, or before the game begun? Truth be told, I can't recall. Just know it's been a while.

[astral basin]

Hmmm…

[wooden pilot]

A legit garden, or a nurgle-infested garden? Oo

[astral basin]

Its starting to sound alot like xenos scum in here.

Damned green skins disguising themselves as rejects…

[wooden pilot]

Everything is coming up green nowadays, funny

[soft aspen]

You sure you dont want their meat for yourself?

[astral jungle]

New drip. When

[nocturne horizon]

tmrw

if its rag tags im pushing all of tertriums rations into the void

[astral jungle]

I hope it’s the kasrkin chespiece.

[thick coyote]

Even Green Day

[rocky moat]

to be fair that's kinda the issue with community events like this
past a certain point you really don't.. get a choice lol

[wooden pilot]

🤣

[nocturne horizon]

does the ogryn spam happen if you destroy or pickup the lunches

[formal mortar]

I'm still picking them up, let the leaders figure it out

[gloomy void]

Look man i’m hungry. I found a whole Big Mac in one of those cans. It was a little smelly sure but i still ate it

[thick coyote]

Pick up

Iirc

50 is bulwarks

100 is plague ogryn

350 is plague ogryn + brute conscript

[soft aspen]

[soft aspen]

Ah so tahts why I keep running into those fellows constantly

[amber delta]

my krak nades looking at the ogryn horde like

[elder hare]

lmao sounds par for the course, prolly better than the slop they serve in Hive Tertium

[ocean widget]

The cans are sealed and undamaged so theyre safe
The gas is just coming from you

[lilac crag]

corpse starch = blighted rations without the plague

they're impossible to tell apart to the common consumer

[formal mortar]

Just encountered my first ogryn destroying rations

He's not a real one

[amber delta]

eat him

[nocturne horizon]

since corpse starch is a starch

is there corpse pizza

sounds good

[tired inlet]

gettin' about 400 rations / level

good rate

[formal mortar]

There aren't any pizza trees so no

[elder hare]

corpse cake

[formal mortar]

Oh boy my ears hurt I better stop playing

[elder hare]

c̵̑̈́̈́̿a̷͖͐̈́̓ǹ̸̠̤̳ ̴̡̡̣͒ỳ̷̢͖ͅò̵̆̊̐u hè͝a̶͐̓̏̈́r̷̾̓̾̀ ̶͒̏̌̚t̷̋͗͊͝he ̞̠̀̑v̶̓̍̐oȋd̶̐̊́͝

[crisp hemlock]

as far as u know

[formal mortar]

I would know

[tired inlet]

You're forgetting the Deciduous Tree the Malus Totinosae

[formal mortar]

Atoma has no pizza trees

Actually I realized my mistake in this, and I'll admit to it

[urban verge]

hello people, wanted to ask about some good reshade for the game? to make it look more alive and not just gray?

[formal mortar]

I have been awake too long so I should sleep

[tired inlet]

due to a lack of moisture; the world itself is a desert hellscape

[nocturne horizon]

theres a reshader mod on nexus i think

i like the vanilla look

[urban verge]

yeah i know there are like 5 of them actually, just wanted to know if anyone has like favorite one

[formal mortar]

Vanilla is my favorite

[urban verge]

yeah i dont mind the vanilla look but like i think it could use more colors for my taste to make it more interesting

[nocturne horizon]

[rocky moat]

people want this game to look less grey?

[fair bridge]

stealing ssseth bits smh

[crisp hemlock]

the game should look 15% more blue

blue is a good colour

[rocky moat]

wrong! all green

[normal sage]

is anyone else having issues getting in?

[amber delta]

I miss piss filters from '10s era

[normal sage]

cuz since last night i havent been able to get into the game at all

[rocky moat]

big fan of crusher actually

[fiery wave]

He might have brain cells to put 1+1 together about what is going on.

[thick coyote]

Battlefield 3

Looking ass

[little marten]

Uh oh

I dabbled in the realm of naps

And I paid the price

[dreamy crow]

stability dump stat on bistol?

[arctic escarp]

mob

[rare pulsar]

It allways be mobility

Or defense

[ocean widget]

always mobility

no idea why you think stability would be the dumpstat on a pistol shaped sniper

[thorn wedge]

Because funny?

[worn quail]

That weird dodge buff I had is gone now

Wack

What is going on

[thorn wedge]

I had this old braced auto rifle with minimum stability

[little marten]

probably rashuns related

[thorn wedge]

And I loved that stupid thing

[thick coyote]

Welp

The rashuns were blighted

Shocker, I know

Anyways the stimms are buffed now

If y'all had destroyed we would have ranged buffs

Oh well

[amber delta]

news post without ping

this betrayal shall not be forgotten

[arctic escarp]

clearly melee is superior

zealot w

[thick coyote]

Melee when the +100% ammo, infinite cleave on ranged walks in

[blissful kiln]

Unfortunately the rations were indeed blighted

I TOLD YOU IT WAS SPACE AIDS

@ocean widget get fucked

[ocean widget]

:)

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[amber delta]

im stilling picking them up

idc

[thick coyote]

Well

The tins were undamaged

What was inside of it, certainly wasn't

[blazing ibex]

Nurgle plague don't give a damn about the tins.

Just goes right through em

[rare pulsar]

My man

F that ill pick up the rashuns if its the last thing i do

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

clearly yall were picking up damaged tins

[broken cave]

anyone else getting stuck blocking when picking up a ration while blocking?

[astral basin]

Glad i missed a conversation about waffle stomping

[untold abyss]

ITS THE OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK DAY, HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY SAH

[ocean widget]

boo quickpaw removed reactions

[harsh yew]

the consequences of our actions

[ocean widget]

i say we overthrow quickpaw

[astral basin]

Skissue

[soft aspen]

Praise the emperor atleast some of us made the right choice to destroy the heretical tainted rations

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/out-the-window-toss-call-of-duty-gif-26200115

[final steppe]

Hmm how could these tins captured by the followers of a plague god have plague in them
truly a mystery

[carmine blaze]

new in-game modifier: operatives can randomly die from food poisoning

[ocean widget]

fuckers were picking up damaged tins cus they're stupid
shrimple

[tired inlet]

destroying

[past swan]

Players actions affecting gameplay? What are we, some kind of warpjumpers????

[graceful oyster]

Pft

[elder hare]

holy shit live events, this is peak gaming

[cold quiver]

This event is awesome actually

[elder hare]

great work dev/community team, best event

[carmine blaze]

players actions affecting gameplay? what are we, diving into hell...2?

[cold quiver]

Live events are cool

[final herald]

I can't beleive that fatshark showed militarum incompetence LIVE

[final steppe]

Can't the Inquisition/Imperial Guard command like...unpack the tins to check them before serving them

[final herald]

This worldbuilding goes CRAZY

[astral basin]

Modifier: something you ate
Randomly double over vomiting and corrupt a wound

[past swan]

*Jumping into the Warp

[scenic anvil]

I can't believe people are unironically saving rations that were in the same postcode as Nurgle-blighted ones. Isn't it obvious that we should wreck them all?

[past swan]

This is 40k we don't talk about the infinitely cooler game we wish we all had

[ocean widget]

for some reason no

[final herald]

My brother in christ

We ourselves sent them as safe

[ocean widget]

stop picking up damaged tins

[final herald]

They had maggots like visibly coming out

[elder hare]

i like my rations spicy

[wheat sphinx]

I did for the funny

[final herald]

And people still picked them up

[ocean widget]

thats still you moebian

[scenic anvil]

I ain't doing shit!!!

[buoyant tartan]

Event is single-handedly being carried by Ogryn rpers

[final steppe]

no we didn't
they told us to grab the ration tins so we did
we assumed they'd be competent enough to check

[amber delta]

people about to start civil war over what we should do with rations

[carmine blaze]

let the hive citizens starve and die to prevent them from dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! genius!

[final herald]

They gave us 2 entire options

Grab or destroy

Guess what got picked

[graceful harbor]

I tried to destroy. All the Ogryns came out in force to rescue the rashuns.

[soft aspen]

Assumed?! Blasphemy.

[elder hare]

@olive badger i dunno who came up with this event and basing events on player results but give them a raise

[graceful oyster]

you expect imperial citizens to ignore real meat like that?

[zealous viper]

whatttt?? they were blighted???????????? who could have guessed

[final herald]

See. Peak storytelling.

[buoyant tartan]

Plus I think ranged buffs might have something to do with the ratio

[scenic anvil]

Ofcourse it's the Ogryns.. its always the karkin' Ogryns.

[final steppe]

Why would they give us the preserve option in the first place if they weren't going to check the recovered tins

[soft aspen]

Better dead then corrupted

[ocean widget]

maybe next time fuckers shouldnt pick up damaged tins

[astral basin]

Damned if you do damned if you don’t situation
The 6th was gonna pretty much starve, or get diseased
So. Hope for the best or minimize losses.

[elder hare]

Real Warhammer

[final herald]

Because you, the incredibly trusted operative picking them up in the first place, should have done that

[obtuse oak]

who are these devs and what happened to fatshark

[final herald]

This is basically exactly how shit happens in the books too

Its so fucking funny

[scenic anvil]

Anyone who knows ANYTHING of 40k knows that starvation is better than nurgle corruption.

[obtuse oak]

actual in-game consequences and an evolving mini-narrative? huh???

[buoyant tartan]

Hmmmm starve or be corrupted body and soul by a cruel warp god

[final herald]

And then it's like

"Oops lmfao"

[amber delta]

this event has better choices than rogue trader

[elder hare]

LOL

[final steppe]

bro I'm grabbing shit off the ground while surrounded by ten billion Bulwarks and Scab Bombers I don't have time to check shit

[ocean widget]

tru

[final herald]

Skill issue

[rain gust]

DESTROY THE RATIONS, BROTHERS. DO NOT FALL FOR THE HERETICAL PROPAGANDA

[dreamy cliff]

I recovered loads of rations yesterday

[graceful oyster]

kinda surprised we don't get blighted from the general air quality

[dreamy cliff]

feeling like a legend

[blazing ibex]

I said it once and I'll say it again.

If it looks like the more empathetic choice, it's the wrong choice. That is the 40k way.

[final herald]

The GLORIOUS 53RD would NEVER make such a mistake

[blazing ibex]

Destroy them all.

[dreamy cliff]

don't reward us with a good time!!!!!

[final herald]

Gremlin do you draw

[wheat sphinx]

Mfw 40k

[graceful oyster]

or the maggot n pus showers enemies turn into.

[ocean widget]

recover the rations but check if they're damaged first you fucking ingrates

[obtuse oak]

do not commit the sin of empathy

[astral basin]

Just the body. Maybe not the soul.
Might need to find a commissar if you hear whispers about “take my gifts” and “end the suffering”

[amber delta]

I wonder what the consequences would be if we destroyed more than recovered

every gunner is now a captain

[ocean widget]

people die of hunger duh

[dreamy cliff]

maps are empty

[obtuse oak]

all Ogryns defect from the warband. friendly fire enabled for and against Ogryn teammates.

[amber delta]

no I mean in game consequences

[final steppe]

More Infested poxwalkers and groaners from the starved dead

[final herald]

People going "why couldn't they check" welcome to imperial beaurocracy lmfao enjoy your literally permanent stay

[soft aspen]

Who knows, thanks to the sheer number of ogryns we will never know because the whole hive will fall to blighted rations.

[graceful oyster]

ooor or or or: sanctioned cannibalism

[blazing ibex]

noh

[final herald]

Bulked on protein

[final herald]

Pensive emoji

[rare pulsar]

Not our fault the puny snivellers cant handle some spicy
Rashuns

[final steppe]

wait
the Guard sure, but why was the common citizenry dependent on the Guard ration tins
that makes no sense even in 40k

[amber delta]

I think what FS should do now is switch up the keybinds for recovering and destroying just to see if people notice or keep pressing the same thing

[ocean widget]

players should be checking the tins before they recover them

[buoyant tartan]

Iirc more hordes and armored groaners

[astral basin]

So. The plague ogryns spawning from collecting rations
Are the ogryn rejects we accidentally gave the shits when they ate their arm-full of rations

[ocean widget]

they're not "increased numbers of enraged Mutants, plagued Ogryns, and infected members of the Moebian 21st"

[buoyant tartan]

The sudden plague ogryn increase:

[final steppe]

but didn't the event text say the "people" will starve if we didn't recover the tins

[final herald]

I dunno if you noticed but they're kinda getting invaded by nurgle rn so like

[rare pulsar]

Everybody knows ogryn are immune to corruption

[ocean widget]

people are more than just civillians

[rare pulsar]

We sre too stupid for that shit

[final steppe]

Yeah but Imperial policy is to not give a shit and let them die in that situation

[final herald]

No not really.

Idk where you got that from

[rare pulsar]

Plogryns are just very bloated zealots

[blazing ibex]

As opposed to them being nurgle corrupted? That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[wheat sphinx]

I'm going to bed

[final herald]

Are you thinking of grey knights lmfao

[wheat sphinx]

At 3 pm

Cya

[amber delta]

Sah I just follow orders sah, not think of cons-and-quences

[graceful oyster]

Naptide

[final herald]

Bodies turn machines. Machines make weapons. Weapons win wars.

[molten matrix]

i suspect the event will lead up to the upcoming update devblog

[final steppe]

I meant like they weren't feeding the citizens (outside of maybe Throneside and Metalfab) in the first place outside of the Corpse Starch dispensers or whatever the Atoman equivalent is

[graceful oyster]

hand turns usb stick

[final herald]

I'm assuming thatits not citizen specific

[final herald]

WITHOUT THE SANCTION OF MARS?????

[final steppe]

Also I thought Nurgle followers of all the 4 gods would have some resistance against famine
like all the weird shit they grow in Hab Larenex and they can't grow like, idk, Nurgle Chaos food?

[final herald]

You are somehow thinking too hard and not enough, simultaneously

It is impressive. This is not a dig, just an observation.

Sure, thats true.
Everyone still eats.
The average 6th isn't going to be running around juiced up on nurgle magic; they are 'enlightened,' not necessarily blessed.

[fiery wave]

Honestly. This. Is easier to hit left dpad even if it risks wasting med kit, ammo crate or stimms.

[final herald]

Also the poxers and groaners would very much eat you if they could.

[ocean widget]

ok imagine the four gods as the four horsemen
khorne is death
nurgle is famine
tzeench is war because war requires strategy
and slaanesh is a boeing engineer
nurgle followers have no reason to be resistant to starvation due to corpses having diseases

[final herald]

They constantly shriek about being hungry and wolfer directly comments on poxers feasting well when he was under the impression that there was a large strike force in the carnival.

[final steppe]

yeah but the zombies hungering for flesh is like a feature not a bug, it makes them more aggressive

[fair bridge]

they really need to take more from helldivers 2

this event was nice

[amber delta]

please no more helldivers

[quick haven]

*blows up rations with mind

[buoyant tartan]

pass

[fair bridge]

terminid bug on a major order world:

[ocean widget]

what, like game breaking glitches and shitty balancing?

[final steppe]

tzeentch is war
Khorne is rapidly approaching your location to give you a wedgie

[elder hare]

Why are skeletons always so scared? Cause they dont have any guts

[final herald]

This event was peak but we don't need a "live dynamic choice"

Because realistically the only choice in heckdivers is defend hellmire

[ocean widget]

khorne is mindless killing

therefore death

tzeench is war because of strategies required

[fair bridge]

gamers when developers do something different and interesting

[elder hare]

I thought Tzeench was more the chaos god of change-- so wouldn't it be more in terms of backstabbings, phyrric victories, and clutch gaming

[fair bridge]

more of the same please!!!!

[final herald]

Yes thank you I will take a trollhammer styled plasma

[ocean widget]

which all require strategy n shit

[elder hare]

tru

[limpid tide]

People who have played Warcraft 3 know that the only good choice is to destroy the rations

[ocean widget]

if you're backstabbing without a plan that just leads you to get backstabbed

[fair bridge]

they should just rip the asset straight from vt2 and give it to the ogryn and call it a day

[ocean widget]

gotta think of these things

[buoyant tartan]

They should turn darktide into a crpg
I love new things!

[obtuse oak]

a war is also pretty straightfoward though. I don't think of a general strategizing when I am picturing "tzeentchian plots"

[fair bridge]

helldivers 2 is a crpg omg

[final herald]

Nah this would be a vet gun

[buoyant tartan]

Point is, more of the same is what I want

[final herald]

No way in hell am I giving that to an oggy

[buoyant tartan]

Kind of why I picked darktide up after Vermintide 1 and 2

[final herald]

They already have a grenade launcher...2, actually

Vet has....the fart bolter, I guess?

[fair bridge]

do you like vanilla ice cream

[ocean widget]

we've evolved from back in your day hank where wars involved beating people to death with clubs

[buoyant tartan]

It's great

[final herald]

Do you not

What

[fair bridge]

try something new

[final herald]

[buoyant tartan]

I have
Vanilla is still great

[obtuse oak]

same shit, different day. the army with the better supply chain wins.

[ocean widget]

and what do supply chains require hank

do they require strategy and planning hank

[fair bridge]

this whole chat is punchy today

chaos reigns

[left swan]

poo rations

nice

[obtuse oak]

yes, they require these things. do they require tzeentchian levels of convoluted plotting, scheming, betrayal, ambition and selfishness??? no, they require a bunch of drones filling out forms correctly

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[final steppe]

Jokes on the Nurglites: More Plague Ogryns and Muties just sucks up spawns that would've gone to more threatening enemies

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[ocean widget]

fuck you im going to put you in a tin

[final herald]

DDM will argue about this even if wrong

[amber delta]

using your brain does not immediately mean you are tzeentch aligned

[final herald]

Also hi DDM

[ocean widget]

hello

[obtuse oak]

threatening violence against a prison warden. mandated edict: quartering

[final herald]

[past swan]

THIS GUYS PLOTTING AND SCHEMING, EVISCERATE HIM

[ocean widget]

i havent been taking shit seriously since 2010

[final herald]

You take the arguing seriously, not so much the actual points

[amber delta]

damn helldivers just posted an update

no patch til friday (maybe)

[final herald]

After figuring that out it became way more entertaining to talk to you because now I can use you like a devil's advocate on some things

[royal badge]

Infected rashuns?? Billions must die!!

[ocean widget]

then why do only heretics have brains

[final herald]

The downside is I have absolutely no fucking clue what you will devil's advocate about

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-force-of-nature-nature-im-a-force-force-tf2-gif-22585191

[final herald]

I'm an embed

[little marten]

helldivers new dn

[fair bridge]

[upper parcel]

Game is spawning so many mutants, it's making the game freeze.

[fair bridge]

yay!

[torn apex]

Our fault for recovering the rations instead of destroying them

[ocean widget]

have you tried killing them

[ocean widget]

check if the tins are damaged

[torn apex]

Will do

[broken cave]

what

[little marten]

ahh yes

[round mica]

I hope this event has an actual effect, I’d be disappointed if it’s just text of ‘oops more people of Atoma fell to the ruinous powers because they ate some heretical lunchables’

[elder hare]

sounds like the US FDA rn with radioactive shrimp

[round mica]

the radioactive shrimp is turning them into commies 😡

[ocean widget]

It does

[astral basin]

Hank threatened quartering without the drawing

[ocean widget]

Buffs n shit

Someone posted it in zealot chat and earlier today

[ocean widget]

I know, its even worse that way
Becoming thequartering must be hell

[round mica]

Buffs? Like, participating will grant class improvements?

[ocean widget]

Player improvements not class specific

[round mica]

ah, that’s good I suppose.

I would like to know what Admonition is up to since it ended (for now) on dark ritual.

[thick coyote]

They are putting chemicals in the water, they are turning the masses into heretics

[ocean widget]

Beating wolfer with a stick

[astral basin]

Carved not, not yanked apart

[ocean widget]

Or given his name
Shocked him

[little marten]

Hank just crying cause his ogryn propaganda didn’t pay off

[astral basin]

Aw man. Now im scared
Theyre gonna take away my thumping stick the day they add a new boss
“No thammer one shots while we introduce a shiny scary”

[little marten]

Or he KNEW

[amber delta]

speaking of dark ritual, chat we haven't had a new map in almost a year

[little marten]

Next update I’d imagine

[dapper trench]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[amber delta]

and no mortis trials does not count

[little marten]

Fartis trials lol

Never done one

Never will

[dapper trench]

Thats why recovered the rations

[stuck wasp]

Should count though.
Like Mortis maps did need map artists to make them 🤷

[amber delta]

mortis is alright

but

it feels so detached from everything

[stuck wasp]

Having it be set as "training" was not the best idea

[amber delta]

yeah and they could have worked on REAL maps instead

[little marten]

Whoever mortis trials scratches the itch for should be dragged out and tarred and feathered

[stuck wasp]

Should have been Psykanium, but ritual fighting between Sefoni and a Dreg Sorcerer/Psyker

[amber delta]

not dragging the artists down, they are goated, I'm just itching for next part in the story

[vivid sequoia]

:>

[left swan]

definitely would vibe better if they pop up in the mission board

[amber delta]

mission board needs (another) rework

[vivid sequoia]

I like it when I get to kill the heretics

[little marten]

i like the mission board

[stuck wasp]

Nah, they're better in their own side, unlike Operations they're very different and I wouldn't want to drop into one without meaning to

[ocean widget]

the difficulty system itself needs to be reverted

[left swan]

eh, i think it's fine right now, they finally got a proper chronological story order

[ocean widget]

make it back to being based off level and not off wins

[tired inlet]

because it's a dream?

[stuck wasp]

Not a dream per se, just Psykanium/warp pocket realm

[amber delta]

because it doesn't serve the narrative

yes it has the character flashbacks but those could have been added anywhere

[tired inlet]

Sefoni is doing it to you in your dreams; how she does it is kind of irrelevant to the reject. It's a way to see if you have the mental fortitude to join a Mortis Squad or one of Melk's Auric teams.

the backstory narrative of certain NPC's is a plus

I mean, in VT2 during chaos wastes, the backstory was sometimes told by literally Be'la'kor taunting you in a cave

[vivid sequoia]

I like that the characters we make have interactions with each other and actoul real personality based off of what you make your backstory it's cool! And I want more like it!

[stuck wasp]

They wouldn't really have made much sense inside the normal missions tbf.

[ocean widget]

i think sefoni is the only way we'd actually get the flashbacks tbf

[round mica]

It’s alright, he’s into it. Probably wearing a collar too.

[ocean widget]

aint like shes known for not spying

[amber delta]

true but could have just put it into meatgrinder

[stuck wasp]

The closest // for Mortis would be the Back to Ubersreik missions, which are memory or what ever mission

[tired inlet]

I agree; because she learned it in their dreams and it's kind of spilling over by her taking you into hers

[round mica]

Good pups don’t bark 😎

[ocean widget]

has to wear the collar while admonition is vox calling

[tired inlet]

Kislevite shadow magic

[thick coyote]

Wrong
My good boy used to

Rip good boy

🗣️

[tired inlet]

the saying is "A hit dog will holler" where I come from

[thick coyote]

What the hell are these sayings

🗣️

[somber stream]

Alright time to see what this event is about

[tired inlet]

it's an expression that someone innocent of an act will not protest the criticism of an act

a midwestern/southeastern analogue of "The lady doth protest too much" from Shakespeare

[fossil barn]

A dog might bark , now it's time to kark

[amber delta]

A dog might yelp when electrocuted by its owner - old proverb

[solemn sequoia]

Have they changed something with Havoc again?
I don't remember getting 4 monsters at the same time, 3 happened but haven't seen 4 right at the beginning of the map

[astral basin]

Just watched an elephant punt a honey badger

Multiple times

[wooden pilot]

Ya' got some bad RNG hehe

[astral basin]

Bc the honey badger just wouldn’t piss off

[fossil barn]

The tides of winter fade like a turk electrocuting his dog

[ocean widget]

based honey badger

those fuckers are strong as hell

[shy sandal]

Arbitrator hassius caught misusing dogxplosion

[fossil barn]

Oh yeah I saw that one, it literally won't leave the elephant alone

[ocean widget]

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/13lun8/til_the_skin_of_a_honey_badger_is_so_thick_that/?rdt=59039
https://legendsandlegaciesofafrica.org/stoffel.php

[solemn sequoia]

Oh well unlucky I guess
At least it was funny to watch em all rush our direction and stomp lmao

[wooden pilot]

Oh yeah, having 3 bosses around is crazy enough. But four of 'em? Absolute chaos!

[fossil barn]

Even regular badgers are built like tanks, over here sometimes you'd hear about a car running one down and the badger would cause so much damage to the cars lol

[amber delta]

mandated edict: expulsion from the order

[solemn sequoia]

And the UI be like
"Take a guess which one are you hitting and how much HP does he have"

And not knowing is it a weakened one or not xD

[wooden pilot]

Haha, oh yeah. Honestly when 4 of 'em pop up, the run is like 90% of the time instantly lost xD

Especially if 2 of them are the Twins

[solemn sequoia]

Yeeep, we survived maybe like 40secs xD

[wooden pilot]

Surely next run ain't gonna be as chaotic! Or, one would hope xD

[solemn sequoia]

Oh we actually retried that havoc and finished it LMAO

It went smoothly afterwards

[wooden pilot]

Heh, the runs sure do go by easier when there isn't an excess of bosses in ya' face xD

[solemn sequoia]

Lol agreed, also depending on which one you get xD

[wooden pilot]

True true, but yeah. Havoc is something else entirely hah

[little marten]

grey name invasion

[wooden pilot]

Yeah, so it would seem

[solemn sequoia]

That's why it's hella fun even when you're losing 5 games in a row :D

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/boisestate-notsure500-readytogethurtagain-gif-18260561

[gilded tusk]

Why did we listen to the Ogyrns...

[solemn sequoia]

[ocean widget]

because you lot picked up damaged tins

[little marten]

mouldy food eaters :S

[wooden pilot]

Heh, after a good few Havoc Missions you get real accustomed to losing. At least, that has been my experience. Haven't seen many whiners too, so yeah. Hella fun indeed!

[gilded tusk]

Ngl tho, this is a cool way of doing a event

Making it change depending on the communities choicies is pretty cool

[little marten]

fatshark coming for the helldivers playerbase and targetting the ogryn iq demographic at the same time

its a masterstroke

[solemn sequoia]

Oh ye, you might get one whiner per 20 games or even more, there aren't many of those on Havoc ay

[gilded tusk]

Imo, if you arent having fun in a game...play a diffrent one

that's how i quit dbd

also, focus on having fun, not winning

[wooden pilot]

Heh, seems most folks are chill!

[gilded tusk]

I'd rather do some cool stuff and lose, then a boring match and win :>

[solemn sequoia]

Golden words, Emperor bless thee

[gilded tusk]

It's why i tried doing a 30 Talent Points Auric mission challenge

[wooden pilot]

The right kind of attitude!

[gilded tusk]

meaning, you don't spend any points

hard asf, but chaotic and fun :>

[wooden pilot]

Heh, from the scale 1 to 10. How much more traditionally challenging was this experience, than say with talent points? Obviously RNG is a factor, but I am curious! xD

[gilded tusk]

i would say a 8

[lime beacon]

Winning is the only thing that matters

[gilded tusk]

mainly because other players don't do it lol

[lime beacon]

Pursue victory of any kind at all costs, be it physical or emotional

sever ties in the pursuit of it and burn as many bridges as needed

[wooden pilot]

Huh, interesting! Must've been an interesting experience regardless

[gilded tusk]

it was! i want to get a full squad try the 30 talent point auric run!

[shy sandal]

@wooden pilot can i say something that will either flatter you or offend you?

[wooden pilot]

Heh, with a full team that could be neat

[wooden pilot]

What's up?

[solemn sequoia]

It does sound fun heh

[dapper trench]

Fuck am i looking at here?

[shy sandal]

You're the first guy with a enclave pfp i've seen that hasn't called someone a mutie or straight up said a racial slur

[little marten]

theres still time

[solemn sequoia]

He is cooking them

[wooden pilot]

Haha, oh yeah - many a number in the Enclave are very vocal about their mistrust of the mutant. If not hatred of the mutant. Funny thing is, the Imperium hates the Muties too. We are all in the same boat now, aren't we?

[amber delta]

I havent said any racial slurs because I have so many I just cant make up my mind which one to say first

[shy sandal]

Just don't call any of the big man that or they will turn you into a tin of rations

[little marten]

ah to teeter on the brink

[ocean widget]

someone mark this message

[wooden pilot]

Oh I got nothing but respect for the biggums. They are abhumans, it's fine!

[amber delta]

my favourite fictional factions are death korps of krieg, black templars and the enclave

who wants to be friends

[fair onyx]

I can`t change the cosmetic of my dog
how to solve it

[prisma owl]

Never thought i would go in the Darktide General Chat and hear about the Enclave

[vale linden]

Wsg

[upper citrus]

stop trying to change it

[upper citrus]

first time for everything amirite

[little marten]

The ire of suspicion drawn upon you.

Heresy will beset upon you from all sides.

Let your brothers know the purity of your soul.

Let the enemies within taste your contempt.

Let the enemies without bathe in your wrath.

[prisma owl]

ye

[wooden pilot]

You got good taste!

[shy sandal]

Star Wars Empire, the Black Templars and the Enclave.

The holy Evil trinity

[upper citrus]

does that last line say let the enemies that dont shower feel your wrath?

[vale linden]

They're people too

[little marten]

That would be hypocritical of me

[upper citrus]

i felt targeted for a reason

[little marten]

A fellow never-showerer?

[astral laurel]

Look the Nurgle rations are gas station sushi we can't trust them

[upper citrus]

the less i shower, the more i can slay heretics

[little marten]

To purge the unclean one must wade in filth.

[elder hare]

Or fire. Big, big fire.

[astral pollen]

I still cannot get my dog to change cosomatics after switching characters and cosematics and reloading the game multiple times.

[jaunty basin]

so should we destroy or recover ?

[grizzled plover]

Watching my team ogryn recover tin cans covered in green gas and maggots and I may just kill him myself with a barrel

[shy sandal]

Destroy

[grizzled plover]

Destroy. It summons more enemies and also is just the logical option when you're dealing with the god of diseases and pestilence

Like if we were fighting T'au or Khornates or Genestealers I could get it, that food would be safely sealed and untouched

But nurgle's rot can penetrate Space Marine armor

[jaunty basin]

yah since they been touched by some super zombie or G*shin players who would want to eat it :v

[round mica]

septic dives require the strongest of the Imperium 😔

[grizzled plover]

False false darktide shows you just get three psykers and one priest to wrangle them and then yell at their corpses when they die feet away from extract

[real gale]

How to rebind 1&2 to different keys just destroying the rations on different key?

[jaunty basin]

same question

[real gale]

I JUST FOUND THIS!

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/625

[low hemlock]

MANDATED EDICT: RECOVER RATIONS 4 OGRYNZ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[ocean widget]

recover

make sure the tins arent damaged though

undamaged tins are safe
damaged tins are picked up by morons

[real gale]

Nooooo

Sweet ogryns please don't eat these rations. Same as muties!

[low hemlock]

Letin the Heretics steal the food by destroying it

is considered H E R E S Y…..

If u no heretic, best recover those foods Reject

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

Ogryn tummies are protected by the Emperor, only they can withstand the corrupted rations.

[real gale]

No recover, they poisoned!

[low hemlock]

Poisoned Smosiened

The water is poisoned and the residents still drink it

[round mica]

maybe it will turn their vomit acidic so we can too puke on people in dominance 😎

[real gale]

Ohh surely! Why don't you give away your soul to Nurgle then if you want to become burgle that bad

[thick coyote]

Destroy

[low hemlock]

Destroying food is G R E E D

while those starve to death

[untold skiff]

I always forget how cursed your profile banner is

[low hemlock]

💕

It is what it iz

[tired inlet]

<< Xenomorph intensifies

[round mica]

he is the most loving of the dark gods. ☺️

[little marten]

im feeling

my ascension soon approaching

[round mica]

it would be such a flex for an Ogryn to just spew bile on Heretics, I think even Admonition would be horrified.

[ocean widget]

recover

[fiery wave]

If the buffs are selfish, destroy seems better.

[little marten]

eat

[fiery wave]

I am tired of ppl fighting over stimms already and now with a perma buff for the run, it's going to be worse.

Unless someone can prove to me it's a shared buff nomatter who uses it.

[rocky moat]

vet makes me sad

[low hemlock]

don’t most Rejects like having a challenge like Havoc

[little marten]

do u get healing stimm

thats the only stimm i care about

[low hemlock]

so recover to fight buffer enemies sounds fun

[heady geode]

Wait I thought tge rations were tainted?!

Why recover?

[low hemlock]

well 50/50 every thibg is tainted on Atoma

[amber delta]

they are only tainted if you have weak stomach

[little marten]

eat through the pain

join the feast

[heady geode]

But the Archenemy?

[fiery wave]

I just wanna hit up red and blue just to magdump funni but fighting for stimms bleah.

[little marten]

stimm fighting does sound tiresome

[low hemlock]

So, the people of atoma dont starve to death

which explains the riots if u destroy

u basically erase a whole hive worth of food supply

for shits and giggles

[hazy kestrel]

We do a bit of slight tomfoolery.

[fiery wave]

So if the double ammo is passive, I rather that.

[blazing ibex]

It's either they starve or get turned into zombies.

[heady geode]

Better death than corruption. Give them the emperors mercy

[low hemlock]

turn to zombies?

[blazing ibex]

Yes.

[low hemlock]

yea seems betta option they live longer

[heady geode]

Worse part about the zombies they are still awake and aware of everything

[blazing ibex]

Groaners still actually feel the pain of their plague too.

[low hemlock]

ah well they should’ve prayed harder

[hazy kestrel]

You destroy the rations because you want to prevent the warband from obtaining tainted provisions.

I destroy the rations because I want more bosses to one shot.

We are not the same.

[low hemlock]

u only get mobien 21st mobs not bosses when destroying

bosses spawn when u recover….

[hazy kestrel]

Could have sworn I got bosses by destroying.

[fiery wave]

Different bosses.

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t

[amber delta]

[low hemlock]

nope only recover pal

[hazy kestrel]

Damn.

[fiery wave]

They lie.

[low hemlock]

That’s why #TeamSaveRations is bestezt‼️‼️‼️‼️

[fiery wave]

Destroy gets you captains and twins.

[wooden pilot]

Destroyers gotta deal with cap'ns

Twins too? Unexpected.

[hazy kestrel]

Haven’t gotten the twins yet, I would certainly like to have 2 bosses to delete.

[low hemlock]

💤

BORING

Plauge ogryns are funner

[dusty dagger]

oh so that's why there were back-to-back twins and captains in my auric quickplay just now

I haven't played in a year and I jump into this (we beat the mission still)

[fiery wave]

Yeah.

[dusty dagger]

are the rations also responsible for the waves of 8 mutants at a go?

[low hemlock]

yea we are in the Part day 2 of tge event

i be missspellin a bit too much

[dusty dagger]

lovely

[low hemlock]

I think the rations are getting to me

[amber delta]

by the end of the event we're gonna replace every enemy with a mutie plague ogryn

[low hemlock]

what do u mean by that

[amber delta]

[dusty dagger]

crushers buffed this patch
angry ogryns modifier means crusher and bulwark clown cars
rations means mutie waves and random traitor captains bowling down on us
new difficulty tiering means no one quick plays on lower than damnation
I only just starting playing again today 😂

don't get me wrong it's hella fun, but I'd have liked something easier to start with

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure heresy has ppl on US W.

[round mica]

is the slop rotation tomorrow or next week

[dusty dagger]

I'm on apac, sadly

[hazy kestrel]

The Emperor gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers pal.

[fiery wave]

EU as well.

[low hemlock]

oh i thought u meant, its lovely me brain is becoming dumer

[dusty dagger]

IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN TO LIVE FOR YOURSELF

[fiery wave]

That's always ded at this hour. You wanna play, try like 3-5 hours ago.

[hazy kestrel]

Where did I put my time traveling machine?

[fiery wave]

After dinner GMT+8.

[dusty dagger]

lesson learned m8

[dusty dagger]

just hop into the warp for half a minute and back out again

[fiery wave]

Otherwise, you have to play with ping.

I know, I'm in APAC Central.

[little marten]

based eu

24 ms ping 24/7

[dusty dagger]

yeah that's what I've been trying to avoid. damned shame too

the Chinese players have awesome nicks and solid fundamentals but not a lot of banter

[fiery wave]

3-6 ping vs 280-500 ping is massive.

HK and Japan also ded at this hour lul.

Assuming non-aurics.

You might get in late night aurics still with APAC.

But they stop like an hour from now.

Based on my QP.

[dusty dagger]

I think you can still get some quickplays in the 3am - 5am zone GMT+8

but that was a year ago, and not consistently - usually its just the same guys pushing aurics

[fiery wave]

Mostly aurics.

[sleek harness]

DESTROY THESES FUCKIN RATIONS

[fiery wave]

Always the same ppl.

I just play 280 ping US West or 300-500 EU praying for closer to 300.

[dusty dagger]

skaven
destroying food
name checks out, yes-yes

[dusty dagger]

I might give that a try, thank you!

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[heady geode]

Our ogryns are gonna get sick if we keep bringing them contaminated rations. Think of the big guys we gotta take care of em.they don't know any better

[sleek harness]

YOU PLAGUED THE POOR YOU DUMBASS

[ocean widget]

Stop picking up damaged tins then skaven

[sleek harness]

Exactly

I destroy them

[ocean widget]

So stop picking them up after

[sleek harness]

I don't

[ocean widget]

And i quote "exactly" - skaven 2025

[sleek harness]

Which skaven

I am not the only one

Can't prove it was me

[ocean widget]

How many moronic rats are in the server skaven

[sleek harness]

@sonic lava

[ocean widget]

I said moronic

[green shoal]

I'm a bit out of the loop... Was there any consequence for the playerbase mostly choosing 'Recover' (on the Mourningstar's 'Recover vs Destroy' bar) yesterday?
Are the consequences daily, or will the consequence of that bar only be revealed at the end of the event?

[sleek harness]

@sonic lava

[ocean widget]

See above

[ocean widget]

Daily cus the buffs

[shy sandal]

Pick up that can, now put it in the trash can

[green shoal]

Is there a website somewhere, or somewhere in the game, where we can see what the buffs are/have been?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[sleek harness]

Open the game and play it

[green shoal]

I have the game open yeah heh, I'm on the Mourningstar, don't see anything

[sleek harness]

Play it

[amber delta]

@sleek harness hello rat

[amber delta]

what is your take on the rations conundrum

retrieve or destroy

[vestal mantle]

Destroy

[sleek harness]

DESTROY

[hazy kestrel]

Eat

[amber delta]

that is unexpected

[green shoal]

ah - I played yesterday but haven't tried today yeah. Will do-

[amber delta]

coming from a rat

[ocean widget]

Stop picking up damaged tins armet

[ocean widget]

There was a post a while back that showed em

[vestal mantle]

Green rashuns are not rashun because they are funni color and robe man says they look funni and he has a hat

[glad bane]

Grut it i ate them rashuns

[sleek harness]

Sadly my nurgle didn't gave me resistance to his 40k plagues

My Nurgle?

What

The fuck I said that

[shy sandal]

I will when i find one that's NOT damaged

[amber delta]

[little marten]

hey boo x

[ocean widget]

Well then stop damaging them

[shy sandal]

NEVER

[ocean widget]

The green is from you abys

[green shoal]

Oh wait, I see the consequence - "The Rations were Blight-tainted. Widespread reports of Armoured Groaners and enraged Mutants."

[ocean widget]

Become corpse starch

[ocean widget]

Yeah cus fuckers kept picking up damaged tins

[little marten]

i hope this event is fattening us up for some more deamonies

[vestal mantle]

I disagree, I did not have corpsestarch tacos

[analog marsh]

Average Ogryn player during the event: Hey boss, I am eating the rashuns. Tastes tangy, hahaha.

[shy sandal]

I serve the emperor more kicking cans into the fire pits of hell

[ocean widget]

If you serve the emperor stop wasting his food

[shy sandal]

The only thing wasted here is my bullets on nurgle's fast food chain

[dapper trench]

🇬🇧

[sleek harness]

Br*tish

[honest osprey]

Are the servers down?

I can't log in

[analog marsh]

Let me check.

[fiery wave]

Do note, YMMV with ping. I just get really awful ping outside of SEA, Oceania and like JP and HK.

[inner nimbus]

nurgle contaminated our supply of pizza, rejects

they put pineapple on every single one

you're being sent in to disrupt their supply of pineapples to break this operation in half

[analog marsh]

I could log in fine, so maybe it's on your end, try restart your router and computer.

[shy sandal]

BURN THEM, BURN THEM NOW

[honest osprey]

I keep getting error code 1005

Is it a internet issue?

[dapper mantle]

Yeah I like my pizzas with anchovies only

[inner nimbus]

usually, yeah, try restarting your router

also can't go wrong with a validation of the game files, for almost all problems

[limber turtle]

Validating game files and resetting graphics settings after update is good practice.

[analog marsh]

"Error 1005 in Darktide typically signifies a connection issue, such as being disconnected from the server, and can be caused by problems with your internet, firewall, or corrupted game files. To fix it, try verifying the integrity of your game files, updating your graphics drivers, temporarily disabling your firewall or antivirus, and closing any overlays or background applications like Discord. Running the game and Steam as an administrator can also help. "

This is what google AI reckons, kind of similar to what was already said, so probably should work.

[dapper mantle]

As a matter of fact, always reinstall windows after a session to be sure

But a new PC too just in case

[abstract fiber]

Actually just uninstall windows

[dapper mantle]

DT doesn't run on Linux though?

Does it?

[analog marsh]

It can, yeah.

[abstract fiber]

It can run on steam deck which is Linux

[dapper mantle]

Oh lordy

[abstract fiber]

The anticheat didn’t play nice with it but that’s not a factor anymore

[dapper mantle]

But Linux can't run League of Legends so I won't

[analog marsh]

I think at launch Linux didn't work because of easy to cheat anti-cheat, but they removed that really quick and that also allowed modding of the game.

[honest osprey]

Well im on playstation i don't have any of those things I'll try to restart the console

[analog marsh]

Yeah, that might work. Also turn the router off and on.

[upper citrus]

i refuse to believe they straight up confirmed they were blight tainted and recover is still winning, is gotta be the abysmal dogshit keybind

[abstract fiber]

I was going for destroy but got caught too many times swapping to gun in melee doing so go team recover now

[upper citrus]

yep, thats gotta be it

most people dont bother rebinding keys

as an experiment tomorrow they should swap the two

[fair trellis]

On Xbox its annoying

Left and right dpad and you can accidentally use up medkits lol

[upper citrus]

is horrible

[fair trellis]

But not like you have to play the event after you collected enough

[upper citrus]

but still

[fair trellis]

Or you can just not touch stuff

[upper citrus]

optional or not is not the point

[fair trellis]

No I know

But it could be much worse

Imagine if it corrupted or damaged you a bit each time you picked or destroyed 😆

[upper citrus]

well yeah anything can be worse

but it can also be better

[honest osprey]

It didn't work :( restarting the internet didn't help either :(

[fair trellis]

I've been doing ogryn penances before I get into veteran/buy arbitrator

I heard arbitrator falls off at the harder difficulties? Not sure if that is true or not

[upper citrus]

nah

arbites hella strong

all classes are really

arguably the weakest rn is zealot, and it does just fine

[fair trellis]

Really? I thought he was the highest skill one with martyrdom and the stealth knife playstyle

[upper citrus]

well define highest skill

just because it takes skill doesnt mean is the best

[fair trellis]

I mean, you fuck up and your dead if you damaged yourself for dmg buff

No that's not what I'm saying

[ocean widget]

haha psyker

[upper citrus]

yeah in order to play martyrdom you need to do good for that reason you mentioned

[ocean widget]

also stealth knife requiring skill is a joke

[fair trellis]

Im saying you can get a lot of value no? Last time I played zealot though was when arbiter first came up

[upper citrus]

like i said, the weakest of 5, but is still good

[fair trellis]

On console I find it hard lining up shots at least

[tired inlet]

stealth knife + boltpistol baybeeeeeeeeeee

[upper citrus]

xd

[ocean widget]

think thats just a console issue

[upper citrus]

controller gaming is a different topic, in terms of skill

[fair trellis]

Maybe I am thinking of what tanner what's his name was saying lmao

And not the reality

[upper citrus]

uh oh, tanner mentioned

[fair trellis]

Yup

[upper citrus]

get ready

[analog marsh]

oof, yeah I am not sure then.

[ocean widget]

[fair trellis]

Does he still have his "im right youre wrong" takes

[upper citrus]

that depends on the viewer

[ocean widget]

he is still a cunt forever and always yes

[upper citrus]

like this^

[honest osprey]

Well looks like im playing something else thanks for your help

[analog marsh]

no problem, maybe it'll fix itself.

[fair trellis]

I heard hes half decent, but what is he in comparison to others?

UNCANNY STRIKE WORST BLESSING HAHAHA

[little marten]

if this man is a tanner show me his hide collection

[fair trellis]

I still wish the game gave you more info on shit like rending, penetration, impact

I gotta look stuff up to see what it means

[upper citrus]

What you gonna do to it

[upper citrus]

Welcome to darktide, they even get the patch notes wrong, I bet it still says kill team

If they don't even know the name of the abilities what hope have we

[tight yew]

where can i see darktide emojis?

[upper citrus]

In the emoji tab

[fair trellis]

Yeah its been like this for eons. Glad they changed the weapon upgrade system though that shit was ass rolling for good stats

[tight yew]

thank now i see 😄

[upper citrus]

It still ass, but is better

[fair trellis]

Yeah

Gotta max out your mastery

But overall

Way less money used and clutter to sell

[upper citrus]

Not just max out mastery, you still gotta roll a good weapon spread

[fair trellis]

Yeah

But I dont find it to be that bad for me

[upper citrus]

I suppose sliders is just too advanced tech

[fair trellis]

Maybe im lucky

Sliders?

[upper citrus]

Like to adjust the weapon stat how I want them

[fair trellis]

Ah

[upper citrus]

Can't do that

[fair trellis]

Yeah that would be nice

[vapid verge]

Anyone else noticing poxbursters ignoring pushes sometimes?

[upper citrus]

Gotta just buy weapons until one comes with your preferred stats

[tired inlet]

[regal hearth]

ive noticed them doing it under stranger situations lately.

[upper citrus]

Can't say I have

[vapid verge]

Yeah, its way more noticable now

[tired inlet]

ignoring? no. sometimes they don't explode but you gotta wait for the high beeps for that. And if they fall and don't exploe, dodge back and shoot them. It's all good.

[regal hearth]

Like I know about the line of sight and target selection thing poxbursters do, but lately i've had situations where those 2 things would not apply and the burster is not behaving appropriately

[drowsy lynx]

I've only had that problem when I'm out of stamina

[tired inlet]

I think if they seem to "ignore" the push that might be clsoer to the client-server netcode not registering your input

[vapid verge]

My team did all that and it still failed

[regal hearth]

sorry not ignore, they're getting hit by the push

[tired inlet]

and you can't push if you're out of stamina; same for poxhounds.

[drowsy lynx]

Just let your teammate be the closest and shoot the burster as soon as they're in range to push it

[regal hearth]

but if im the burster's target, and they've had line of sight for more than a few seconds, they should be exploding upon any push

[tired inlet]

killed another poxhound mid-jump with a horizontal melee cleave after sidestepping it's pounce. Absolute cinema.

[little marten]

This is the way

You can also shred mutants mid charge like that

[tired inlet]

favorite is with chain sword

as a vet you get dragged a little as it happens

[little marten]

I did not realise you got dragged with vet chainsword on them

Wild lol

Makes sense

[tired inlet]

yeah you will turn around and drag a bit as it goes past you

a tigrus just bisects them

[royal pivot]

I fucking knew it that those rations were spoiled and that nurgels sickness will spread...destroy the rations i sayd but the fools dont belive me...read the lore folks.

[sleek lotus]

So is the implication that we need to destroy the rations because they're tainted?

I don't get it

Does anything happen if either side wins?

[vapid verge]

I think the green mist coming from the rations pretty much lets you know that this was planned by heretics to spread their diseases.

[round mica]

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[tired inlet]

yes; it changes the event

[sleek lotus]

How so?

[languid hazel]

Björk

The rations had Nurgle’s foot fungus in them all along

[ocean widget]

The rations are fine
Just stop picking up damaged tins

[ocean widget]

The mist is from you

[ocean widget]

Different buffs for the rejects

[royal pivot]

Yes i think it will change the Event and it will change the war...it could possibly be that the hords will get more intensive and New mutations ...so i think the war will get harder

[ocean widget]

One group of release-day plasma gunners per 100 tins destroyed

[main pike]

destroy or collect rations

that is the question

[ocean widget]

Recover

[upper citrus]

[royal pivot]

Destroy

Anything else is to Support the heretic

[languid hazel]

We’re gonna find out how bad it is to destroy the rashuns guaranteed

[upper citrus]

People will just pick whatever is on 1, regardless of the choice

[royal pivot]

Because the are dim bulbs

[shy sandal]

Destroy

[ocean widget]

Anyone who destroys rations shall be used to replace the rations

[royal pivot]

Dude read the lore...we allend up corpsestartch

[ocean widget]

Does he know

[royal pivot]

The heretic doenst know that

[ocean widget]

How do you know what heretics know sirius

[royal pivot]

As an arbitrator i must know how to handle my enemies and how to spot targets where need sthe punishment and the holy law of the Lex!

[sleek lotus]

Damaged tins are rations?

[ocean widget]

Damaged tins are bad because they contain heresy

Undamaged tins are good because they do not contain heresy

[ocean widget]

[round mica]

heretics crashing out over the Imperium committing cannibalism, as if there isn't poxwalkers close by eating out some dead guy.

[royal pivot]

There me answer only converted in simpler words for simpler ears

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[royal pivot]

Yes, indeed

[elder merlin]

Get on Wilds, @ocean widget

[royal pivot]

Shal i bring you the flamer from the armory ?

[rocky moat]

as a Psyker i Must The

[frosty torrent]

Heretics are all mad, listen not to what they say.

[round mica]

my fellow Guardsman would want me to eat him when he's dead. 😎

[frosty torrent]

I have one already. It has served me sense the 1st Tour of Atoma.

[royal pivot]

Well then i will get you more fuel

[round mica]

is that a planet close to Atoma? but it smells. (damn you fixed it)

[round mica]

Cadia stands 🫡

[frosty torrent]

Cadia stands!

[pseudo timber]

Cadia stands

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget I was told you were afflicted with the disorder known as "being british". Does that mean you know every Beatle song lyric by heart? Including Wonderwall, Strawberry Fields Forever and Penne Lane?

[ocean widget]

Im going to bury you in an empty tin of heinz

[jaunty path]

And that compulsively, you feel the need to say "oh bla dee, oh blah da, oh bla aaahhhh la la life goes on"

[ocean widget]

Nevermind fuck that youre getting an aldi brand tin

[jaunty path]

Oh sweet lord the canned food

ngl I thought for a minute I saw a can labeled as dog food for adults, and that It met its for human consumption

Do you have canned bread

[fierce cave]

Boys

I got a kitten

Already a whole file of photos

[jaunty path]

Well, dump em in zealot chat I'd like to see them!!

[fierce cave]

Bet

[little marten]

discord kitten

[fierce cave]

#zealot-class message

[pseudo timber]

I'd eat canned human food

[jaunty path]

Corpse Starch:

[feral vessel]

update: i was at my like, 983rd can of ration. when the notice came in

still cant feel nuthin tho

[jaunty path]

Stop eating all the fuckin rations

[feral vessel]

it was experiment sah

[jaunty path]

You're gonna get undiscovered diseases

[fierce cave]

I have new car

Not car

At

FUCK

Cat

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-gif-7883302187768866445

[feral vessel]

nurgle got nothing on me

i ate like 3 flint stone gummies back when i was 5

[jaunty path]

Instant brain damage

[feral vessel]

(overused joke but i couldnt think of nothing better)

[tired inlet]

they'll keep you strooooooooooooooooooooooong and growing

[feral vessel]

yamyam

[little marten]

Eat more rations

[feral vessel]

the real question is: why are we still given the choice to recover the rations

[little marten]

I still need to actually play the event

[tired inlet]

Hanna Barbara pivoting from the Honeymooners' Cartoon to cereal and chalk vitamin tablets for children has made them so much fukken money; multiples of the syndicated cartoon

[thick fog]

bro is missing out

[little marten]

I like to turn up late and force wrong opinions down everyone’s throat

[thick fog]

[tired inlet]

event is good, especially if half your team is destroying and the other half is recovering so you get both Scab Captains and Plague Ogryn + crusher Patrols

[feral vessel]

i LOOOOVE having a scab captain spawn at the final segment of a mission

waiter, waiter, more starvation hordes, please

[tired inlet]

I tried it out in heresy first and it was a H.I.S.T. + rations and it felt really fun.

[little marten]

Heresy lol

[ocean widget]

Starvation hordes happen first

[tired inlet]

I always try out new stuff in heresy

[pine basin]

I kinda like the event except the trinket is too ugly

[little marten]

gatekeepe

[ocean widget]

Youd get ogryns at the end

[pine basin]

games workshop really need to loosen up

[feral vessel]

funny idea

[little marten]

You tell em!

[tired inlet]

I think the trinket would be funny on a psyker staff

[ocean widget]

The day games workshop loosens up is the day capitalism dies

[pseudo timber]

We doing all this for a trinket??

[ocean widget]

Not all for a trinket

[tired inlet]

I've done more for less @pseudo timber

[pine basin]

when is the day I get my strobe lights arbites

[ocean widget]

Reward for collecting/destroying 4500 tins is a trinket

[feral vessel]

you don't understand, the iron grip on the warhammer 40k franchise is a necessary aspect for the enjoyment of their masochistic main audience (the kind of people that spend money on minis and never paint them)

[ocean widget]

Thats just when games workshop becomes american

[feral vessel]

reward for killing 60 plasma gun captains was a fucking potrait frame 😭

at least it looked kinda cool

[ocean widget]

60?

[feral vessel]

was it more?

i forgot the exact number

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEF-n6BgtIA <-- but it's wearing an Arbites helmet covering the top half of its face

[ocean widget]

It wasn't 60 thats for damn sure

[feral vessel]

i dont know

[fierce cave]

Hey

You

Check zeolot chat

[ocean widget]

It was 20

[ocean widget]

[feral vessel]

sob

[pine basin]

the emperor provides... sickass beats

[feral vessel]

WHAT THE HELL DOES ONEDRIVE WANT FROM ME

[little marten]

One drive storage full please take out a gatesloan

[ocean widget]

Data

[hazy lance]

Who woulda thought, rations in the hands of heretics would lead to corrupted rations?

[ocean widget]

Stop picking up damaged tins then

[jaunty path]

Your information

I think you can disable it

[dapper trench]

L

[whole glade]

guh

[hazy lance]

I simply do not touch anything aside from the rifle in my hand.

[ocean widget]

No bitches
That explains it

[whole glade]

whas happenin?

[feral vessel]

yeah i might do that honestly the constant sign in notification whenever i start up is getting annoying

[ocean widget]

[hazy lance]

Bitches? In 40k? Brother get your head back in the fight. We dyin in 2 minutes.

[ocean widget]

If you are going to die its better to die happy

[whole glade]

me fr

[hazy lance]

You gotta understand, we're already dead.